Kalfu9000

Kalfu9000

Kalfu9000's avatar on the Lunar Children Forums.

Name	Kalfu9000
Affiliation	Lunar Children
Gender	Male
Status	Unknown

Kalfu9000 is a minor character who is a member of the Lunar Children. First seen during The Truth Arc, Kalfu9000 could be found on the Lunar Children Forums.

Story

Not much is known about Kalfu's past. Being a very troubled individual, he found some degree of solace in the Lunar Children and joined the cult sometime in mid-2015. After making an account on the Lunar Children Forums, he expressed his hatred for the world and everyone around him, showing both suicidal and violent tendencies. He claimed he wished to ascend simply so that he could have an escape from this world and go to Luna.

Personality

Kalfu is a very troubled individual, showing immense disdain and hatred for the world and all those around him. He implied he wished to shoot up his school and commit suicide because of his troubled life, but he finds some degree of comfort in the Lunar Children.

Archive

Relevant documents and files pertaining to Kalfu9000.

Conversations

11/5/15 - Lunar Children Profiles - Lunar Children Forums

Name: Kalfu9000
Group: N/A
Date of Birth: N/A
Sex: N/A
Bio: I don't have a life story worth telling, I fucking hate myself and my goddamn life. I just want to leave this stupid fucking world already and go to Luna.

Summary

• Kalfu expresses his hatred for life and his wish to simply be with Luna.

11/5/15 - "Luna liberate them all" - Kalfu9000

Kalfu9000: "I have been a child of Luna for 3 months now so I am not exactly new, but this is the first time I have seen our forums. I fucking hate every damn disgusting fucker in my life, I am so fucking angry at everything I almost even hate all of you. But I could never say that truthfully. Father, Mother, and all of their children have been my saving grace for the last while. But I can't fucking stand it anymore. I want to ascend, I want to escape this reality. I long to be free of this mortal coil, and I have already read that just simply suicide will only bring me even more greife. But if somethign does not change soon, then I will probably make a big change to many others when summer is over and I am back in highschool."
Hina616: "Hey there hun I know things can be really hard. But just remember that Luna and father love us all very much. Just remember that in the end they will help us be happy."
EddieD222: "Hey kid don't even worry about it, all of these worthless pieces of shit are just that. They don't know Luna, and don't wanna know her either. They are cancer to this damned parallelos. But you know what? It doesn't matter if you're smart, dumb, ugly, pretty... it's all the same once you're dead! And hey, its like I always say, killing a person ain't no big deal. Just put the gun to their head... pow!"
SheepDog: "Hey friend, try and contain all that rage for just a bit. Come to next weeks meeting and you will probably be relieved to some extent. All of the new moons and crescents seem to want to have another one of the "group ceremonies" again so maybe that will put you in a good mood."

Summary

• Kalfu shares his troubles with the Lunar Children, introducing himself as a cultist who joined three months prior who hates the world. He expresses his wish to inflict harm upon others and himself and simply ascend so that he may escape this world.

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