Flint
Flint is the player-character used by the player otherLiam during BUP's Dungeons and Dragons game. Flint is a "Warlock" of "The Fiend". During the Dungeons and Dragons game, Flint teamed up with Max, who was controlled by the player Xenquility. Together they explored the "Great Deku Tree" dungeon from "The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time".
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Story
Flint is not a traditional character within Johnisdead. He is actually a character created by the player otherLiam on January 24th, 2020 that was used to take part in BUP's Dungeons and Dragons game. Listed as a "Warlock" of "The Fiend", Flint found himself in the foggy outskirts of Ruskunne alongside Max - a character who was currently being used by the player Xenquility. Surrounded by deadly fog, the two stumble across a large, mythical tree that was said to contain a magical artifact. As they entered into the tree, it soon became apparently that it was actually a replica of the "Great Deku Tree" dungeon from "The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time".
Upon entering the first room of the "Great Deku Tree", Flint and Max observed a large spiderweb that was covering a hole in the floor. Flint manages to burn the web away by tossing his "Alchemist’s Fire" onto it. Instead of immediately heading into the hole, however, the two instead decided to travel upwards higher up into the tree. After Max discovered a map of the dungeon in a chest, the two of them confront several "Skullwalltula" enemies. After dispatching all of them, the Dungeons and Dragons game is suddenly paused.
The game resumed on February 3rd with Flint and Max continuing through the "Great Deku Tree". The two notice a chest with "blocky" tracks leading to it. As they inspect it, they begin losing consciousness as the "Great Deku Tree" suddenly begins changing. As this happens, BUP suddenly began glitching out as The Producer joined the chat, changing the Dungeons and Dragons game into an interactive comic. Flint and Max awaken on a school bus that was seen in a previous Dungeons and Dragons session. The two head to the front of the bus where Tyler was sitting and begin chatting with him. Tyler was initially put-off by the two's appearance, but Flint managed to convince him they were simply cosplaying.
Tyler begins rattling off about conventions before getting off the bus once it arrives at his stop. The two then begrudgingly decide to go sit next to Erik, only to find that in his seat is a "Nine of Clubs" card and a "Poe in a Bottle". After this, the Dungeons and Dragons game came to an abupt end as The Producer began chatting with the players.
Archive
Relevant documents and files pertaining to Flint.
Conversations
1/24/20 - Chat with SHADOWLINK - Discord (john)
[11:43 PM] SHADOWLINK: ">̤͚̇C̓͆ͮò̍̇n͛ͯ̆t̒ͬ͑ị̑̀n̍ͪ̓u͟ẽ͑ͪ ͂̌̓G͓͙͑a̦̻͜m̽ͤͩe̴͕̫?̀̓̾"
[11:44 PM] Xenquility: "oui oui madame"
[11:44 PM] otherLiam: "oh boy oh boy"
[11:44 PM] SHADOWLINK: ">̛̝̖W͑͗ͫa̧̝ͯr͐̏̏nͩ͂͊i͑̿͌n̾͋̒g̯̐̾!͖͈ͫ ̔͂̌Ṃ̧̌uͭͫͥl͌ͫ̾t̂̆̒i̋̂̃pͮ̍̑l͐̎̚a̩͙ͮyͪ̓͐eͪ̍̆r̠͜ͅ ̡̭ͧrͪ́̂e͋̋̈́qͣ̓̃u͆ͣ̾҉̤͔̤ĩ̓͘r̈͊ͩed̢ͬ̉ ̂͂̌t͓ͬ̚o̲ͥͨ ̔͌̓ṕ͆̃r̅̅̐ò̓̍c̑̓̏e͉̟͞e̾̍̚d͛ͣͨ.̓̾ͨ"
[11:45 PM] otherLiam: "Oh?"
[11:45 PM] Xenquility: "hell yes baby"
[11:45 PM] otherLiam: "Uh."
[11:45 PM] otherLiam: "Sure okay."
[11:45 PM] Xenquility: "liam you and me"
[11:45 PM] Xenquility: "together forever"
[11:45 PM] otherLiam: "Do I need to make a character?"
[11:45 PM] Xenquility: "10 seasons of xen and liam"
[11:45 PM] Xenquility: "szechuan sauce seasons"
[11:46 PM] Xenquility: "also im guessing bup will ask you questions"
[11:46 PM] Xenquility: "the whole "are you happy today" shit"
[11:47 PM] otherLiam: "I await the questionaire with baited breath."
[11:49 PM] otherLiam: "A hundred years, Xen and Liam."
[11:50 PM] otherLiam: "altho i guess it’d be faster if @Slinky stinks was the multiplayer guy"
[11:50 PM] otherLiam: "but if he aint around i’ll fill in"
[11:52 PM] Xenquility: "it is like"
[11:53 PM] Xenquility: "6 am where he lives"
[11:53 PM] Xenquility: "so I doubt he's on"
[11:53 PM] otherLiam: "oof"
[11:54 PM] otherLiam: "what are our current characters named?"
[11:54 PM] Xenquility: "Sam is slinky's"
[11:54 PM] Xenquility: "max is mine"
[11:54 PM] Xenquility: "you could do like"
[11:54 PM] Xenquility: "Ben"
[11:54 PM] Xenquility: "get the trio of SKM and DROWNED"
[11:54 PM] otherLiam: "what about "Alex Hall""
[11:55 PM] otherLiam: "that’s a good name"
[11:55 PM] Xenquility: "Bond: "I'm hella thankful""
[11:55 PM] otherLiam: "I’ll be a magic user"
[11:55 PM] otherLiam: "i’ll make money disappear"
[11:59 PM] SHADOWLINK: ((A PDF file titled "Flint.pdf" is sent))
[12:00 AM] SHADOWLINK: ((A PDF file titled "Max.pdf" is sent))
[12:01 AM] Xenquility:"Eyes of the rune keeper" subtle"
[12:01 AM] otherLiam: ">agonizing blast"
[12:01 AM] otherLiam: ">didn’t pick Eldritch Blast"
[12:01 AM] otherLiam: "bruh"
[12:01 AM] Xenquility: "lmao"
[12:02 AM] SHADOWLINK: ">̻̫͖Y̰̘ͭo̤͖̾u̷̞̭ ̓̑͊k̟̟̔n̏ͤ͂o̓ͥ́w̩̅̀ ̝̗E̐ͪͥl͛̍̍d̊̽ͫrͧ̒̇iͬͤ̑t̻͎ͅc̸̊hͯͪ̅ ͙͖̒B̺̰̟lͦͦ͋a̬̟͛s͛̐̊t̾̿ͥ.̓͛̄"
[12:02 AM] otherLiam: "ok cool"
[12:02 AM] otherLiam: "good ol tiefling warlock, a classic"
[12:03 AM] SHADOWLINK: ((A PDF file titled "Flint.pdf" is sent))
[12:03 AM] otherLiam: "ay there we go"
[12:03 AM] otherLiam: "nice"
[12:03 AM] otherLiam: "Thanks, character creator."
[12:05 AM] otherLiam: "btw xen im a warlock of The Fiend"
[12:05 AM] otherLiam: "which basically means i made a literal deal with a devil"
[12:06 AM] Xenquility: "ik"
[12:07 AM] otherLiam: "oh snap the ideals, bonds and flaws are actually filled in"
[12:07 AM] Xenquility: "yee"
[12:07 AM] otherLiam: "i’m gonna hardcore roleplay"
[12:07 AM] otherLiam: "be warned"
[12:07 AM] Xenquility: "please no"
[12:07 AM] Xenquility: "we are trying to save things here"
[12:07 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: You two find yourselves amongst trees and brush. The terrain is uneven with sticks, twigs, branches, and rotting logs. The ground is moist is moss and lightly rotten vegetation, a sickly sweet scent, like honey, filling the air. You two have never met, and are only now aware of yourself in this moment. A fog begins to roll in."
[12:08 AM] Xenquility: "Hey, dude, we can get to know each other later. All I know is that this fog is bad news."
[12:08 AM] Xenquility: "Like, deathly bad"
[12:08 AM] otherLiam: "Agreed. Let’s quickly find some shelter."
[12:09 AM] Xenquility: "I take out the raven statue to see if it'll still act as a light in the fog"
[12:10 AM] otherLiam: "Flint will cast Mage Armor on himself using Armor of Shadows"
[12:10 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: The Raven statue does put out a light, but the glow is a much weaker one and the color is rather dim violet than burning bright. The fogs seems to circle a few feet around you two."
[12:10 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: Flint activates his mage armor."
[12:11 AM] otherLiam: "Does that statue keep it at bay?"
[12:14 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: The statue seems to keep the fog at arm's length, though not much. The weak light coming from it does not also help much as a torch, although while the atmosphere is somewhat grey, it is not dark."
[12:14 AM] otherLiam: "Flint would like to try to peer through the fog to find shelter in this swampy place, staying close to Max."
[12:14 AM] SHADOWLINK: "/r 1d20+1"
[12:14 AM] BOT Sidekick: "@SHADOWLINK: " 1d20+1 = (6)+1 = 7"
[12:15 AM] otherLiam: "(Well, darn)"
[12:15 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: Flint is unable to make much out of the fog other than the vague silhouettes of large tree trunks and fallen logs."
[12:15 AM] otherLiam: "Damned fog. Can’t see anything. What about you?"
[12:16 AM] Xenquility: "Max also tries to look through the fog"
[12:16 AM] SHADOWLINK: "/r 1d20+6"
[12:16 AM] BOT Sidekick: "@SHADOWLINK: " 1d20+6 = (16)+6 = 22"
[12:16 AM] Xenquility: "well ill be damned"
[12:16 AM] otherLiam: "(much better)"
[12:18 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: Max is able to see beyond the thicker parts of the mist, and realizes they were already on a path when they were drawn into these mysterious woods. Following the path with his eyes, he realizes they're actually less than 25 meters from what he would assume is a building of some sort, although the blanket of water hanging in the air made it difficult to truly tell."
[12:19 AM] Xenquility: ""Hey, I think I see a building down the road. Right now, it's probably our best bet. Can't think of much else to do myself""
[12:19 AM] otherLiam: ""Very well. I will follow your lead, for now.""
[12:20 AM] otherLiam: "Flint will continue to stay close to Max, out of reach of the fog, while keeping a close eye on him. Wouldn’t want him stealing my work."
[12:23 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: You are able to successfully walk on the forest path. As you both inch your way closer to perceived building, you quickly realize while it is shelter, it is not a building at all, but a large tree with some sort of entryway carved inside. The tree was quite massive, seemingly impossibly so."
[12:23 AM] otherLiam: ""That’s... bizarre.""
[12:23 AM] Xenquility: ""Huh.""
[12:23 AM] otherLiam: "(Would Flint have any sort of knowledge of this using the knowledge skills he’s got proficiency in?)"
[12:24 AM] Xenquility: "(inb4 tree of life?)"
[12:24 AM] Xenquility: "(Or yggdrasil?)"
[12:24 AM] SHADOWLINK: "/r 1d20+5"
[12:24 AM] BOT Sidekick: "@SHADOWLINK: " 1d20+5 = (4)+5 = 9"
[12:24 AM] otherLiam: "(well I guess not)"
[12:25 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: Flint searches his cranium for any knowledge or trivium that might help him recognize this place, but nothing comes to mind."
[12:26 AM] Xenquility: "(let's see if this works a second time around)"
[12:26 AM] otherLiam: ""I’ve not encountered anything like this in my studies. But, like you said, we’ve little choice in the matter.""
[12:26 AM] Xenquility: "Would Max's profficiency in religion or the arcana bring any information to light?"
[12:26 AM] SHADOWLINK: "/r 1d20+2"
[12:26 AM] BOT Sidekick: "@SHADOWLINK: " 1d20+2 = (19)+2 = 21"
[12:27 AM] Xenquility: "gg"
[12:27 AM] otherLiam: "(bruh max is blessed by rngesus)"
[12:28 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: You have heard ancient tales of an old forest where travelers suddenly find themselves. Those lost within never intended to find themselves there, and few ever make it out alive. Some have said there is a giant, ancient tree within and that some artifact of great power rests within. None who try can intentionally find this forest."
[12:30 AM] Xenquility: ""I recall a legend of a forest like this. It makes reference to this tree. While I wouldn't put my trust in the hands of tall tales, there is said to be an artifact of great power within here.""
[12:30 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: It is believed that while the actual concept of what the artifact is, being knowledge lost to time, it is that very object that choose those who find themselves in those woods."
[12:30 AM] Xenquility: ""From what I recall, it's said that that very artifact is what choses those who arrive here""
[12:31 AM] otherLiam: ""Interesting. I’d like to have a word with it.""
[12:31 AM] Xenquility: ""It'd be nice if it were that easy.""
[12:31 AM] otherLiam: ""Does the legend mention whether we should knock before entering?""
[12:32 AM] Xenquility: ""Not that I know of, but I still think we should enter with caution. It's not unusual for tales like these to be weaved to fool people like us.""
[12:33 AM] otherLiam: "Flint will enter."
[12:33 AM] otherLiam: "With caution."
[12:33 AM] Xenquility: "Max will enter, attempting to be quiet, and on the look out for anything suspicious"
[12:34 AM] SHADOWLINK: "/r 1d20+3"
[12:34 AM] BOT Sidekick: "@SHADOWLINK: " 1d20+3 = (13)+3 = 16"
[12:35 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: You both enter, Max taking the time to make a mostly silent approach."
[12:38 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: What you see before you is a great circular hall, built within the inside of the tree. There is a pathway going upwards, around the walls-- or rather, the inside of the carved out trunk-- with some gaps where the work was either unfinished or has decayed away. There is also spiderwebs visible in several areas around the room. The darkness is thick here, and the space is quite large, so the pathway disappears after some height."
[12:39 AM] ARGdov: "oh wow ok didnt realize we were doing this tonight"
[12:39 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: You both have darkvision, so any immediate darkness is of no concern."
[12:39 AM] Xenquility: "How large are the unfinished gaps?"
[12:39 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: You could conceivably jump them, or climb the vines and moss that grows nearby."
[12:40 AM] otherLiam: "(Is the path up the tree the only way to go, or are there any other doors or paths?)"
[12:40 AM] Xenquility: "(Seems like a way for us to fail dex saves lmao)"
[12:40 AM] SHADOWLINK: "/r 1d20+1"
[12:40 AM] BOT Sidekick: "@SHADOWLINK: " 1d20+1 = (14)+1 = 15"
[12:40 AM] Xenquility: "oo"
[12:40 AM] Xenquility: "not bad"
[12:41 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: Flint notices that there is a section of floor in this main chamber, covered with web, that is actually a large hole."
[12:41 AM] Xenquility: "spider monster?"
[12:42 AM] otherLiam: ""I move we go down before we go up.""
[12:42 AM] otherLiam: ""There’s a hole here. Might be something important there.""
[12:42 AM] Xenquility: "With a passive perception of 16 (No clue how Max has that) does Max also notice the hole?"
[12:42 AM] Xenquility: "oh nevermind"
[12:43 AM] Xenquility: ""Not a bad idea. We should try to examine it first though. Don't want to risk jumping into a hole with some eldrtich horror""
[12:44 AM] otherLiam: "Flint takes some offense at calling the eldritch horrific, but will nonetheless cut through the webbing obscuring the hole and peer down into it."
[12:44 AM] SHADOWLINK: ">͊̂͐A͑̆̆ȕ͓̙tͫͮ͛oͩ̓̊f̄͊ͥaͥ̎̊iͬ͛͛l̾͋̃"
[12:45 AM] otherLiam: "(Oh.)"
[12:45 AM] otherLiam: "(Oh dear.)"
[12:45 AM] Xenquility: "uh"
[12:45 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: The webbing is too thick to be cut by traditional means, you realize quickly."
[12:45 AM] Xenquility: "FIREEEEEEEE"
[12:45 AM] otherLiam: "(We are in a tree.)"
[12:46 AM] Xenquility: "(I know im not being serious)"
[12:46 AM] otherLiam: ""Hm. I could attempt to use magic to get through this, but blades won’t cut it.""
[12:47 AM] otherLiam: "(Could I cut through this with a series of Eldritch Blasts?)"
[12:47 AM] Xenquility: ""I hope you've got some expertice there. I'm not completely useless when it comes to the arts, but I'm not great by any means.""
[12:48 AM] Xenquility: "Adressing the offence from earlier, Max responds "By the way, I meant no offense. I wouldn't say the Eldritch are my favourite by any means but they can't be any worse than the beings I've interacted with that call themselved 'Divine'""
[12:49 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: You blast away at the webbing with some Eldritch Blasts, but the pact-lightning seems to have little effect."
[12:49 AM] otherLiam: "Flint glares at Max, being a deeply religious man. He also appears irritated by the magic’s lack of effectiveness."
[12:50 AM] otherLiam: ""This is no ordinary webbing. We should tread cautiously - whatever spun this may still be around.""
[12:51 AM] otherLiam: "(Do I have any idea what could penetrate this?)"
[12:51 AM] Xenquility: ""That's by all means not a bad idea. I haven't liked this place since the time I woke up in a deadly fog.""
[12:51 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: Cautious observation after tooling around with the material has given you both an understanding of the webbing. The same webbing is thickly covering other areas of this tree. While it seems to be magic resistant, it's resistance to blades is only due to elasticity, and it seems with enough force or tension, one could tear it."
[12:52 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: It is also likely not flame resistant."
[12:53 AM] otherLiam: "(If I used Alchemist’s Fire to blast through the webbing, would that fire spread at all?)"
[12:53 AM] Xenquility: "(And are we able to at all see past the web?)"
[12:53 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: The spot on the floor is thick and broad with the webbing that covers the entire hole, which is at least large enough for several grown men to stand on."
[12:54 AM] otherLiam: "(Actually, I have a better idea.)"
[12:55 AM] Xenquility: ""On a side note, are we sure we want to open this hole?""
[12:55 AM] otherLiam: "(Is there any sort of large, heavy object in here? Like some ruined furniture or something?)"
[12:55 AM] Xenquility: ""For all we know this could be keeping the being trapped*"
[12:55 AM] otherLiam: ""I doubt it would trap itself.""
[12:55 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: None that you can see in the immediate area."
[12:56 AM] otherLiam: "(Damn.)"
[12:56 AM] Xenquility: ""I guess not, but this could be the work of some other being. It seems like either option has its own risks, so I guess we should stick to the original plan (That is, of course, if we can).""
[12:56 AM] otherLiam: ""Okay, I see two options. One, we just drop down on it from above. Two, we burn it open.""
[12:56 AM] otherLiam: ""Both have obvious risks.""
[12:57 AM] Xenquility: "(How damp is the wood? The fog must have made some sort of impact.)"
[12:58 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: The wood is fairly damp. The tree itself is dead, and so the wood has slowly been given over to fungi, moss, and vines that are creeping their way up."
[12:59 AM] Xenquility: ""Well, the fire would likely kill the vines, but the wood is damp and may come out fine.""
[12:59 AM] Xenquility: "(How much of the tree is rotting?)"
[12:59 AM] SHADOWLINK: "/r 1d20-1"
[12:59 AM] BOT Sidekick: "@SHADOWLINK: " 1d20-1 = (7)-1 = 6"
[1:00 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: You are unable to determine that."
[1:00 AM] Xenquility: ""How much of this tree would you say is rotting?""
[1:02 AM] otherLiam: "Flint will look around to try and estimate that, though he isn’t sure why and is already preparing his flask of fire."
[1:03 AM] SHADOWLINK: "/r 1d20+2"
[1:03 AM] BOT Sidekick: "@SHADOWLINK: " 1d20+2 = (5)+2 = 7"
[1:03 AM] otherLiam: "(lol)"
[1:03 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: You are unable to determine that."
[1:03 AM] otherLiam: ""I have no idea. Why do you care?""
[1:04 AM] Xenquility: ""Just want to make sure this place isn't going to collapse on us.""
[1:05 AM] otherLiam: ""I’m a believer that the chance at discovering something is worth the risk.""
[1:06 AM] Xenquility: ""I'm not necessarily opposed to that ideology, and with where we are now I think it's either take action or die trying. I'm ready to set fire whenever you are.""
[1:07 AM] otherLiam: ""Stand back.""
[1:07 AM] Xenquility: "Sam backs away from the web as to not get his eyebrows scorched off"
[1:07 AM] otherLiam: "Flint will wait for Max to be clear, then step out of the blast radius himself and uses the Alchemist’s Fire on the web."
[1:09 AM] otherLiam: "(When this moment is remembered as my Bomb Plans, I want it known I have no regrets, I am a roleplayer.)"
[1:10 AM] SHADOWLINK: "/r 1d2"
[1:10 AM] BOT Sidekick: "@SHADOWLINK: " 1d2 = (2) = 2"
[1:10 AM] Xenquility: "mph"
[1:10 AM] Xenquility: "nice"
[1:10 AM] otherLiam: "(It’s a coin flip.)"
[1:10 AM] Xenquility: "im blind"
[1:10 AM] otherLiam: "(We have no clue what tails means.)"
[1:12 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: The bottled flask is throw against the floor next to the webbing and smashes, spreading a torrent of flame into hole. The alchemist fire does the job, and the threads singe away quickly. The silken rope vaporizes too quickly to heat up the surrounding wood, and the opening is successfully cleared."
[1:12 AM] otherLiam: ""Perfect.""
[1:12 AM] Xenquility: ""That was fucking awesome.""
[1:12 AM] otherLiam: "Flint will look down into the hole, now."
[1:12 AM] Xenquility: "Max will join him"
[1:15 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: Flint is unable to see all the way down the hole, but Max, having Superior Darkvision, is quite able to see to the bottom. There is a large body of water beneath you both, though how shallow it is difficult to speculate being in what is now essentially a pitch black underground cave within the tree's root system."
[1:15 AM] Xenquility: ""Huh. As far as I can tell it's just a huge pool of water.""
[1:16 AM] Xenquility: ""Don't jump down though. Can't tell how deep it is.""
[1:16 AM] otherLiam: ""An underground lake? I guess this is what fed the tree.""
[1:17 AM] otherLiam: "(Idk how experienced you are in dnd)"
[1:17 AM] otherLiam: "(but there’s a cardinal rule)"
[1:17 AM] otherLiam: "(Never get in the fucking water)"
[1:18 AM] Xenquility: "(Yeah I know don't worry)"
[1:18 AM] otherLiam: ""Well, diving into a mysterious lake seems like a poor decision. We’ll come back to this. Let’s try to head up.""
[1:19 AM] otherLiam: "Flint will start heading up the path up."
[1:19 AM] Xenquility: "Max follows behind, keeping an eye out for any enemies"
[1:20 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: The actual first portion of this pathway has already given way. The only accessible ways up are vines growing upside the structure, or a simple affixed ladder off to the side."
[1:20 AM] Xenquility: "How sturdy does the ladder appear?"
[1:21 AM] SHADOWLINK: "/r 1d20"
[1:21 AM] BOT Sidekick: "@SHADOWLINK: " 1d20 = (15) = 15"
[1:22 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: You assume it to be quite sturdy, so sturdy in fact, that it won't likely budge and would probably break if someone were to try and move it away."
[1:22 AM] otherLiam: "Flint will climb up the ladder."
[1:22 AM] Xenquility: "As will Max"
[1:24 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: You easily make your way onto the upwards spiraling pathway."
[1:24 AM] Xenquility: "(As a meta question, does Max remember his past experiences?)"
[1:24 AM] Xenquility: "(From the past few sessions)"
[1:24 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: Yes."
[1:24 AM] Xenquility: "(Cool"
[1:24 AM] Xenquility: ")"
[1:25 AM] Xenquility: "How does the path look now? (As in, what are our options?)"
[1:25 AM] SHADOWLINK: "/r 1d20+2"
[1:25 AM] BOT Sidekick: "@SHADOWLINK: " 1d20+2 = (3)+2 = 5"
[1:25 AM] SHADOWLINK: "/r 1d20+6"
[1:25 AM] BOT Sidekick: "@SHADOWLINK: " 1d20+6 = (17)+6 = 23"
[1:27 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: As you both make your way upwards, you notice a large chest off to the side of the climbing pass. Further beyond that, on the wall, however, Max noticed a gathering of spider-like creatures."
[1:27 AM] Xenquility: ""Hey, there's a chest over there. Seems to be guarded by some weird spider-like creatures.""
[1:28 AM] otherLiam: "(Do the spiders notice us?)"
[1:31 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: The spider-like creatures are not actually that close to the chest, more that they are further up the path. They do not seem to currently take not of your presence."
[1:32 AM] otherLiam: "(Do I know anything about these creatures?)"
[1:32 AM] Xenquility: "(Do either of us?)"
[1:33 AM] SHADOWLINK: "/r 1d20+2"
[1:33 AM] BOT Sidekick: "@SHADOWLINK: " 1d20+2 = (2)+2 = 4"
[1:33 AM] SHADOWLINK: "/r 1d20-1"
[1:33 AM] BOT Sidekick: "@SHADOWLINK: " 1d20-1 = (4)-1 = 3"
[1:33 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: No."
[1:33 AM] Xenquility: ":zearching:"
[1:34 AM] Xenquility: "Max beings to head towards the chest"
[1:34 AM] Xenquility: "(Do either of us know the dangers of mimics lmao)"
[1:37 AM] otherLiam: "Flint will ready an action. If the spiders start to take hostile action towards Max, fire off an Eldritch Blast at them."
[1:37 AM] otherLiam: "(i’m goin on overwatch for you, go sneak in and get the loot)"
[1:37 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: Max reaches the chest."
[1:38 AM] Xenquility: "Max opens the chest, and as long as nothing decides to murder him, retrieves the item."
[1:38 AM] Xenquility: "If all goes well, he motions for Flint to catch up to him"
[1:40 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: You open the chest hesitantly, but are glad to find nothing more than a rolled up scroll of paper."
[1:40 AM] Xenquility: "(Oh hey a dungeon map big surprise)"
[1:40 AM] Xenquility: "Max unscrolls the map, reading its contents"
"
[1:41 AM] otherLiam: "(Yeah I’m gonna stay right here)"
[1:44 AM] otherLiam: "(actually)"
[1:44 AM] otherLiam: "Upon seeing it’s a scroll, Flint will make his way to Max, still keeping an eye on the spiders."
[1:45 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: It is a layout of the tree you are exploring."
[1:45 AM] otherLiam: "(Is the artifact marked on it?)"
[1:46 AM] Xenquility: "Whispering as to not alert the spiders, Max says to the man next to him, "Hey, look at this. Seems like it'll tell us how to get around this place.""
[1:47 AM] SHADOWLINK: ((An image titled "map.png" is sent))
[1:47 AM] otherLiam: "(Oh wow, this is Real Shit)"
[1:48 AM] otherLiam: "(what do the letters represent?)"
[1:48 AM] Xenquility: "(this is the deku tree)"
[1:48 AM] Xenquility: "(I think)"
[1:48 AM] Xenquility: "(Yeah it is)"
[1:49 AM] otherLiam: "(Oh, my god, it totally fucking is)"
[1:49 AM] otherLiam: "(the webs that lead i to a body of water)"
[1:49 AM] otherLiam: "(the spiders)"
[1:50 AM] otherLiam: "(well we don’t fucking need a slingshot, wanna head down?)"
[1:51 AM] otherLiam: "(wait, fuck, maybe the slingshot is the artifact)"
[1:51 AM] Xenquility: "(plus I'm pretty sure just heading down at this point would be considered meta-gaming so let's not)"
[1:51 AM] otherLiam: "(Fair)"
[1:52 AM] otherLiam: ""Let’s keep heading up, looks like there’s more treasure there.""
[1:52 AM] Xenquility: ""Hm. Maybe this place has some artifacts after all. Looks like we'll have to deal with those spiders though.""
[1:52 AM] Xenquility: "(brb for like 20 seconds pissing)"
[1:53 AM] otherLiam: ""They haven’t noticed us yet. You look like the rogueish sort, go get the drop on them.""
[1:54 AM] Xenquility: ""Wow, just because I'm a drow I have to be a rogue?""
[1:54 AM] Xenquility: ""Just kidding. Give me a second, I'll try to get them.""
[1:55 AM] Xenquility: "(Actually I have a bow lol)"
[1:55 AM] Xenquility: "(And can use sneak attack with ranged weapons)"
[1:55 AM] Xenquility: "How many spiders are there?"
[1:56 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: You can see at least five."
[1:57 AM] Xenquility: ""Screw that. No way I'm going in there. I say we try and stay as far away as possible here. How far are you able to shoot?""
[1:58 AM] otherLiam: ""Far enough.""
[1:58 AM] otherLiam: "(i have double range on EB)"
[1:58 AM] Xenquility: "How far away from them are we currently?"
[1:59 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: Less than a hundred feet."
[2:00 AM] Xenquility: ""Alright. I say we use this opportunity to see how strong they are. Let's both go for the one closest to us. If they survive, we focus one at a time. If they die, then we can split our efforts. Sound good to you?""
[2:00 AM] otherLiam: ""Fine by me.""
[2:01 AM] Xenquility: ""Alright. On 3." Sam readies a shot with his shortbow, pointed towards the closest spider. If the spider's don't know we're here and this is considered an ambush, add sneak attack damage (Allow Liam to ready an action before executing)"
[2:03 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: You can't use a ready action with the stipulation another party member ready an action."
[2:03 AM] Xenquility: "alright then"
[2:03 AM] Xenquility: "hm"
[2:04 AM] otherLiam: ""Just shoot them.""
[2:04 AM] otherLiam: "(Can we sync up our shots?)"
[2:04 AM] Xenquility: "(That's what I was attempting to do)"
[2:04 AM] otherLiam: "(cus imma use EB when he shoots his bow)"
[2:04 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: You can decide attack order."
[2:04 AM] otherLiam: "(Him first, then me)"
[2:05 AM] Xenquility: "(And would this be considered an ambush?)"
[2:05 AM] SHADOWLINK: "/r 1d20+6"
[2:05 AM] BOT Sidekick: "@SHADOWLINK: " 1d20+6 = (19)+6 = 25"
[2:05 AM] Xenquility: "hot"
[2:06 AM] SHADOWLINK: "/r 1d6+3"
[2:06 AM] BOT Sidekick: "@SHADOWLINK: " 1d6+3 = (5)+3 = 8"
[2:06 AM] SHADOWLINK: "/r 4d6"
[2:06 AM] BOT Sidekick: "@SHADOWLINK: " 4d6 = (6+2+3+6) = 17"
[2:07 AM] Xenquility: "fair and balanced"
[2:07 AM] otherLiam: "(#justroguethings)"
[2:07 AM] otherLiam: "(if his spider dirs i target the next one. else, i hit the same one)"
[2:07 AM] Xenquility: "sneak attack doesn't even require sneaking it's literally just any time you have advantage on an attack role"
[2:08 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: As Max fires his first shot into the spider of choice, the arrow lodges into the creature deeply. It appears seriously wounded and quite angry."
[2:08 AM] otherLiam: "(dies, not dirs)"
[2:08 AM] otherLiam: "(ok i blast the same one)"
[2:08 AM] SHADOWLINK: "/r 1d20+7"
[2:08 AM] BOT Sidekick: "@SHADOWLINK: " 1d20+7 = (9)+7 = 16"
[2:09 AM] SHADOWLINK: "/r 1d10+4"
[2:09 AM] BOT Sidekick: "@SHADOWLINK: " 1d10+4 = (10)+4 = 14"
[2:09 AM] Xenquility: "gg"
[2:09 AM] otherLiam: ""By the moon’s light, be smited, creature!""
[2:09 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: The creature is vaporized. As it dies it is engulfed in green flame and dissipates."
[2:10 AM] Xenquility: "Are the other spiders alerted?"
[2:10 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: Four spiders begin their approach, although they will not reach you at your current distance before you can strike again."
[2:11 AM] otherLiam: "(are they within 30 feet?)"
[2:11 AM] Xenquility: "How far away is the ledge?"
[2:12 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: No; the ledge is to your right side. The entire pathway is about ten feet wide at it's slimmest, and fifteen at it's widest."
[2:12 AM] Xenquility: "(Should we just attack, or should we bait them back down into the open area with the now-burnt spider web?)"
[2:13 AM] otherLiam: "(once they’re in a 30 foot cone im gonna Fear them, which should tilt things enough for us to take them on)"
[2:14 AM] otherLiam: "(it’ll make some of them run off for a bit, giving us time to down the others)"
[2:14 AM] Xenquility: "(Good call)"
[2:14 AM] otherLiam: "(are all the spiders in range of Fear?)"
[2:14 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: It's Max's action."
[2:15 AM] Xenquility: "Max shoots at the nearest spider"
[2:15 AM] SHADOWLINK: "/r 1d20+6"
[2:15 AM] BOT Sidekick: "@SHADOWLINK: " 1d20+6 = (13)+6 = 19"
[2:16 AM] SHADOWLINK: "/r 1d6+3"
[2:16 AM] BOT Sidekick: "@SHADOWLINK: " 1d6+3 = (4)+3 = 7"
[2:17 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: Max lets loose another arrow at his newest closest target. The arrow strikes less true in a moving target that his previous stationary one, but a decent gash is sliced into it's opisthosoma."
[2:17 AM] Xenquility: ""Gotcha.""
[2:17 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: Flint readies his Fear spell as soon as the spiders are within range."
[2:17 AM] otherLiam: ""A little early to be celebrating.""
[2:17 AM] otherLiam: "(yes good)"
[2:18 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: As the creatures finally come within the range of the spell, Flint unleashes the cone blast of psychic torture."
[2:19 AM] Xenquility: "wait uh"
[2:19 AM] Xenquility: "what's your spell save dc"
[2:19 AM] SHADOWLINK: "/r 1d20+1"
[2:19 AM] BOT Sidekick: "@SHADOWLINK: " 1d20+1 = (11)+1 = 12"
[2:19 AM] SHADOWLINK: "/r 1d20+1"
[2:19 AM] BOT Sidekick: "@SHADOWLINK: " 1d20+1 = (6)+1 = 7"
[2:19 AM] SHADOWLINK: "/r 1d20+1"
[2:19 AM] BOT Sidekick: "@SHADOWLINK: " 1d20+1 = (6)+1 = 7"
[2:19 AM] SHADOWLINK: "/r 1d20+1"
[2:19 AM] otherLiam: ""Behold, creatures, a vision of what is to come!""
[2:19 AM] BOT Sidekick: "@SHADOWLINK: " 1d20+1 = (16)+1 = 17"
[2:20 AM] otherLiam: "(It’s 15. i got 3)"
[2:20 AM] Xenquility: "(Hell yeah)"
[2:20 AM] otherLiam: "(one’s still coming)"
[2:20 AM] Xenquility: "(We should be fine)"
[2:21 AM] otherLiam: "(famous last words)"
[2:21 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: Three of the spider-like creatures turn away and begin climbing up the walls to escape, including the one already damaged. One continues it's charge."
[2:22 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: The creature fires a volley of webbing at Max."
[2:22 AM] SHADOWLINK: "/r 1d20+3"
[2:22 AM] BOT Sidekick: "@SHADOWLINK: " 1d20+3 = (14)+3 = 17"
[2:22 AM] Xenquility: "Bitch"
[2:23 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: Max is now restrained by an encasing of webbing that continues to grow with each passing turn."
[2:23 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: You can break free with a DC 11 STR check on your turn, which it now is."
[2:23 AM] Xenquility: "Max attempts to break free"
[2:24 AM] SHADOWLINK: "/r 1d20+1"
[2:24 AM] BOT Sidekick: "@SHADOWLINK: " 1d20+1 = (11)+1 = 12"
[2:24 AM] Xenquility: "Nice"
[2:24 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: Max quickly breaks free of the webbing."
[2:24 AM] Xenquility: ""I can break these cu- webs""
[2:24 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: It is Flint's turn."
[2:25 AM] otherLiam: "(Blast the bug)"
[2:25 AM] SHADOWLINK: "/r 1d20+7"
2[2:25 AM] BOT Sidekick: "@SHADOWLINK: " 1d20+7 = (5)+7 = 12"
[2:26 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: Flint's Eldritch Blast arcs wildly and veers around the spider."
[2:26 AM] otherLiam: "(drat)"
[2:27 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: The spider, now in full view, appears to be a large spider with a skull-shaped pattern on it. It rears and thrusts towards Flint for a bite attack."
[2:28 AM] SHADOWLINK: "/r 1d20+3"
[2:28 AM] BOT Sidekick: "@SHADOWLINK: " 1d20+3 = (7)+3 = 10"
[2:28 AM] otherLiam: "(nice)"
[2:29 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: Flint is able to step backwards and avoid the spider's venomous pincers thrusting into his Tiefling flesh."
[2:29 AM] otherLiam: "(reminder that the rest of the skulltulas will get Wisdom saves against Fear once they break line of sight with me)"
[2:29 AM] Xenquility: "(Hey quick question)"
[2:30 AM] Xenquility: "(What are the benefits of grapplinh again?)"
[2:30 AM] Xenquility: "(Not something I ever really looked into)"
[2:30 AM] otherLiam: "(Please don’t.)"
[2:30 AM] otherLiam: "(Grappling in D20 games is always stupidly complex)"
[2:31 AM] Xenquility: "Max runs up to the spider who tried to assault his current ally, and attempts to pierce it with his rapier"
[2:31 AM] SHADOWLINK: "/r 1d20+6"
[2:31 AM] BOT Sidekick: "@SHADOWLINK: " 1d20+6 = (3)+6 = 9"
[2:32 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: The spider is able to step away from the sword, clicking it's mouth in protest."
[2:34 AM] otherLiam: "(I haven’t played 5E in awhile, but I think I need to disengage now to cast spells without penalty?)"
[2:34 AM] otherLiam: "(Is that correct?)"
[2:34 AM] Xenquility: "(I think you should be good?)"
[2:35 AM] Xenquility: "(On the toilet rn and cant look it up lmao)"
[2:35 AM] otherLiam: "(i thiiiink casting in melee is a Bad, but im not sure)"
[2:35 AM] otherLiam: "(dunno if that provokes)"
[2:36 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: You would be at a disadvantage at casting within melee range, but you would not invoke an attack of opportunity."
[2:37 AM] otherLiam: "(okay that’s what it is. Yeah I’ll Disengage, then move away)"
[2:37 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: You would invoke an attack if you attempted to move away without disengaging though."
[2:37 AM] otherLiam: "(got it, thanks)"
[2:38 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: Which direction is Flint moving? How far?"
[2:39 AM] otherLiam: "(Back down the path. As far as he can without losing sight of the creature.)"
[2:40 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: You have backed up almost your entire 30 feet of movement, but stop before reaching the edge of the pathway where it breaks off, which is a distance of around 27 feet."
[2:40 AM] otherLiam: "(cool)"
[2:40 AM] Xenquility: "Ouchie time"
[2:40 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: The spider, acting on predator instinct, attempts to follow Flint."
[2:40 AM] Xenquility: "Oh okay"
[2:41 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: This invokes an attack on the spider from Max."
[2:41 AM] Xenquility: "Do attacks of op have advantage?"
[2:41 AM] otherLiam: "(not inherently, no)"
[2:41 AM] SHADOWLINK: "/r 1d20+6"
[2:41 AM] BOT Sidekick: "@SHADOWLINK: " 1d20+6 = (18)+6 = 24"
[2:42 AM] SHADOWLINK: "/r 1d6+3"
[2:42 AM] BOT Sidekick: "@SHADOWLINK: " 1d6+3 = (6)+3 = 9"
[2:43 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: Max is able to thrust his rapier into the side of the skull emblazoned arachnid, dealing a noteworthy blow."
[2:43 AM] SHADOWLINK: "/r 4d6"
[2:43 AM] BOT Sidekick: "@SHADOWLINK: " 4d6 = (2+2+4+3) = 11"
[2:44 AM] otherLiam: "(oh, i guess that one did)"
[2:44 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: Thrusting deeper into the spider, he then quickly pulls the blade back, gushing a torrent of arachnid ichor. The beast is still alive."
[2:45 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: Advantage is unneeded for sneak attack within melee range."
[2:45 AM] otherLiam: "(Huh. Learn somethin new)"
[2:45 AM] Xenquility: "Wait what the fuck"
[2:45 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: This is due to a feat Max has."
[2:45 AM] otherLiam: "(Ohhhhh)"
[2:45 AM] Xenquility: "That's fucking retarded"
[2:45 AM] Xenquility: "Not complaining though"
[2:46 AM] otherLiam: "(Yeah don’t be happy about this)"
[2:46 AM] otherLiam: "(If a DM hands you a minmax’d character sheet you should be worried)"
[2:46 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: '"* Sneak Attack • PHB 96 " Once per turn, you can deal an extra 4d6 damage to one creature you hit with an attack with a finesse or ranged weapon if you have advantage on the attack roll. You don’t need advantage on the attack roll if another enemy of the target is within 5 ft. of it, that enemy isn’t incapacitated, and you don’t have disadvantage on the attack roll.'"
[2:47 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: Max has finesse on rapiers, plus there is an enemy within 5 feet."
[2:47 AM] otherLiam: "(There’s another enemy of the target within 5 feet?)"
[2:47 AM] Xenquility: "wait"
[2:47 AM] otherLiam: "(cus i just backed up)"
[2:47 AM] Xenquility: "yeah what?"
[2:48 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: You are not currently aware of any other enemy."
[2:48 AM] Xenquility: "There would have to be two enemies within 5 feet of each other for me to not need advantage"
[2:48 AM] otherLiam: "(Oh fuck.)"
[2:48 AM] Xenquility: "oh, well then"
[2:48 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: Continuing."
[2:48 AM] SHADOWLINK: "/r 1d20+1"
[2:48 AM] BOT Sidekick: "@SHADOWLINK: " 1d20+1 = (20)+1 = 21"
[2:48 AM] SHADOWLINK: "/r 1d20+1"
[2:48 AM] BOT Sidekick: "@SHADOWLINK: " 1d20+1 = (3)+1 = 4"
[2:48 AM] SHADOWLINK: "/r 1d20+1"
[2:48 AM] BOT Sidekick: "@SHADOWLINK: " 1d20+1 = (1)+1 = 2"
[2:48 AM] otherLiam: "(We got one more coming in)"
[2:49 AM] otherLiam: "(altho they’ve been Dashing away this whole time so he’ll be a minute)"
[2:49 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: Two of the spiders claim fair escape and leave. One turns around and begins facing the battle."
[2:50 AM] SHADOWLINK: "/r 1d2"
[2:50 AM] BOT Sidekick: "@SHADOWLINK: " 1d2 = (1) = 1"
[2:50 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: The dungeon remains the same."
[2:50 AM] Xenquility: "Cool..."
[2:51 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: Max's turn."
[2:51 AM] Xenquility: "Max attempts to impale the same spider again, making use of sneak attack if possible"
[2:52 AM] SHADOWLINK: "/r 1d20+6"
[2:52 AM] BOT Sidekick: "@SHADOWLINK: " 1d20+6 = (15)+6 = 21"
[2:52 AM] otherLiam: "(I’m so fuckin scared now btw)"
[2:52 AM] SHADOWLINK: "/r 1d6+3"
[2:52 AM] BOT Sidekick: "@SHADOWLINK: " 1d6+3 = (5)+3 = 8"
[2:52 AM] Xenquility: "(Yeah especially after the coin flip there)"
[2:53 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: Max successfully stabs the spider yet again. This final strike is more than enough to finish the job, regardless of sneak attack bonuses."
[2:53 AM] Xenquility: "dun dun dun"
[2:53 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: Flint has his turn."
[2:53 AM] otherLiam: "(Do I see the spider that’s coming back?)"
[2:54 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: Yes, it has been moving at double speed and is now one turn away from arriving."
[2:54 AM] otherLiam: "(So anyway, I started blastin’)"
[2:54 AM] SHADOWLINK: "/r 1d20+7"
[2:54 AM] BOT Sidekick: "@SHADOWLINK: " 1d20+7 = (5)+7 = 12"
[2:55 AM] otherLiam: "(also sidenote, at level 8 i should be getting double beam, i think)"
[2:55 AM] otherLiam: "(i forgot eb improved with levels. this cantrip is silly)"
[2:55 AM] Xenquility: "yeah double beam is level 5"
[2:56 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: You are correct."
[2:56 AM] Xenquility: "mind you im only mildly familiar with the warlock class so I'm not entirely sure if something hinders progression pact-wise"
[2:56 AM] SHADOWLINK: "/r 1d20+7"
[2:56 AM] BOT Sidekick: "@SHADOWLINK: " 1d20+7 = (4)+7 = 11"
[2:56 AM] Xenquility: "well shit"
[2:57 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: Flint fires off multiple bolts of Eldritch energy, but is unable to make purchase with the arachnid flesh."
[2:57 AM] otherLiam: ""Insolent insect! Hold still and die!""
[2:58 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: The spider continues it's dash, getting within striking range of Max but unable to attack this round."
[2:58 AM] Slinky stinks: Yo what is going on"
[2:58 AM] otherLiam: "(me and xen are co oping)"
[2:59 AM] otherLiam: "(we’re in a dungeon)"
[2:59 AM] Slinky stinks: Oh dunnnngeon"
[2:59 AM] Xenquility: "Max, with his ego stroked after the past two successes, valiantly attempts to impale the spider yet again, wishing for this attack to yield as much blood as the last"
[3:00 AM] Xenquility: "(Using sneak attack if possible)"
[3:00 AM] SHADOWLINK: "/r 1d20+6"
[3:00 AM] BOT Sidekick: "@SHADOWLINK: " 1d20+6 = (14)+6 = 20"
[3:00 AM] Slinky stinks: WHAT ARE THESE ROLLS"
[3:00 AM] SHADOWLINK: "/r 1d6+3"
[3:00 AM] BOT Sidekick: "@SHADOWLINK: " 1d6+3 = (3)+3 = 6"
[3:00 AM] SHADOWLINK: "/r 4d6"
[3:00 AM] BOT Sidekick: "@SHADOWLINK: " 4d6 = (2+2+5+4) = 13"
[3:00 AM] otherLiam: "(yeah xen’s been rolling hot tonight)"
[3:00 AM] Xenquility: "(To be fair that +6 to attack rolls really helps here)"
[3:01 AM] Xenquility: "(But yeah the luck has been nice)"
[3:01 AM] otherLiam: "(dude i have a +7 and have hit half as many shots)"
[3:01 AM] Xenquility: "(okay yeah rip)"
[3:01 AM] otherLiam: "(i dont think you’ve missed)"
[3:01 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: Despite rapiers being generally unsuited for slicing, Max puts great strength behind a lobbing swing and thunks a couple of the spider's legs off. It stumbles around, hissing and clicking it's mandibles, ooze pouring from the fresh wound."
[3:03 AM] otherLiam: "Flint, seeing the opportunity to finish off the wounded creature, attempts to finish it off with his blasts."
[3:03 AM] SHADOWLINK: "/r 1d20+7"
[3:03 AM] BOT Sidekick: "@SHADOWLINK: " 1d20+7 = (20)+7 = 27"
[3:03 AM] SHADOWLINK: "/r 1d20+7"
[3:03 AM] BOT Sidekick: "@SHADOWLINK: " 1d20+7 = (12)+7 = 19"
[3:03 AM] Xenquility: "OH SHIT"
[3:03 AM] otherLiam: "(crit)"
[3:03 AM] Xenquility: "THERE'S THE LUCK"
[3:04 AM] Xenquility: "the sight of a natural 20"
[3:04 AM] Xenquility: "is the greatest to behold"
[3:04 AM] SHADOWLINK: "/r 2d10+4"
[3:04 AM] BOT Sidekick: "@SHADOWLINK: " 2d10+4 = (1+9)+4 = 14"
[3:04 AM] SHADOWLINK: "/r 1d10+4"
[3:04 AM] BOT Sidekick: "@SHADOWLINK: " 1d10+4 = (1)+4 = 5"
[3:04 AM] Xenquility: "Kaboom"
[3:05 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: Flint, quite fed up with selling short on his warlock aptitude, rolls up the sleeves of his robe, and makes sure to fire two directly into the leeching skull creature."
[3:06 AM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: The blasts place true, and the spider is eviscerated before it even has time to burn up."
[3:06 AM] otherLiam: "Flint offers up a prayer as he fries the bug."
[3:06 AM] Xenquility: ""Why can't I deal with normal spiders that easily...""
[3:07 AM] otherLiam: ""Perhaps your faith is lacking.""
[3:07 AM] Xenquility: ""Perhaps.""
[3:07 AM] otherLiam: ""Let’s move on up.""
[3:07 AM] otherLiam: "Flint moves on up"
[3:08 AM] Xenquility: ""Keep an eye out for those other buggers.""
[3:08 AM] Xenquility: "Max follows behind, keeping an eye out for those that ran away."
[3:08 AM] SHADOWLINK: ">͎̹̬G̤ͩ̚a͈͔m̢̄͋eͩ̍̂ ̌ͦ̎p͍ả͛ͨu̍̑̊ś͔̠eͫ͊͆d̃̍̚.̃͐̂"
[3:08 AM] Xenquility: "same"
[3:08 AM] otherLiam: "(Well that can’t be good)"
[3:08 AM] otherLiam: "alright cool"
[3:08 AM] SHADOWLINK: ">We must wait for the enemy to disappear." 
Summary
- The player otherLiam joins BUP's Dungeons and Dragon's game with the character Flint. Allied with Max played by the player Xenquility, the two enter into the land of Ruskunne where they travel through the 'Great Deku Tree' dungeon from The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. The game is suddenly paused halfway through the dungeon.
2/3/20 - Chat with SHADOWLINK and The Producer - Discord (john)
[9:25 PM] SHADOWLINK: ">Cͨoͦnᴛⷮiͥnuͧeͤ gaͣmͫeͤ?"
[9:26 PM] Xenquility: "Oui"
[9:26 PM] Xenquility: "@otherLiam"
[9:26 PM] Xenquility: "let's do this shizzle"
[9:26 PM] otherLiam: "yeah im here"
[9:27 PM] otherLiam: ">y"
[9:28 PM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: The dungeon remains the same."
[9:28 PM] otherLiam: "(That is a terrifying sentence)"
[9:28 PM] Xenquility: "so uh"
[9:28 PM] Xenquility: "last time we were just moving forwards I guess"
[9:29 PM] Xenquility: "after killing the spiders"
[9:29 PM] otherLiam: "(we were specifically heading up)"
[9:36 PM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: As you continue your way along the path inside the Great Tree, you notice that there is a set of tracks leading towards a chest."
[9:38 PM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: You can distinctly recall these tracks were not there before."
[9:39 PM] Xenquility: "Max attempts to identify what creature made them"
[9:41 PM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: The tracks seem somewhat blocky."
[9:42 PM] otherLiam: "(is there also a set of tracks leading away from the chest?)"
[9:43 PM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: Yes, the same ones, although they trail off the pathway and vanish."
[9:44 PM] SHADOWLINK: "https://www.dndbeyond.com/characters/21853482/5xvBmz"
[9:44 PM] SHADOWLINK: "https://www.dndbeyond.com/characters/21864753/XKtgV9"
[9:44 PM] Xenquility: "Oh"
[9:44 PM] Xenquility: "Sam"
[9:44 PM] Xenquility:"
https://www.dndbeyond.com/characters/21853482/5xvBmz" -GM"
[9:45 PM] Xenquility:"
https://www.dndbeyond.com/characters/21864753/XKtgV9" -GM"
[9:45 PM] otherLiam: ""Hm. Whatever made these might’ve trapped the chest. Please feel free to handle that, Rogue.""
[9:45 PM] SHADOWLINK: "/r 1d2"
[9:45 PM] BOT Sidekick: @SHADOWLINK: " 1d2 = (2) = 2"
[9:45 PM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: The dungeon is changing!"
[9:45 PM] Xenquility: "goodbye dungeon"
[9:46 PM] otherLiam: "(ohh boi)"
[9:46 PM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: Time and space begin to slip away, an ethereal light of consciousness being drawn from your and giving your senses a lapse. As you begin to find them-"
[9:47 PM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: As you begin-"
[9:47 PM] otherLiam: "(oh dear)"
[9:47 PM] otherLiam: "(our DM is skipping)"
[9:47 PM] SHADOWLINK: "DM: As-"
[9:47 PM] otherLiam: "(someone take the needle off the record)"
[9:48 PM] ((The Producer joins the Discord server))
[9:48 PM] Xenquility: "AY"
[9:48 PM] Xenquility: "MY MAN"
[9:48 PM] Xenquility: "HOW IS IT GOING"
[9:48 PM] SHADOWLINK: "ᴰᴹ⠘ ᵀⁱᵐᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ˢᵖᵃᶜᵉ ᵇᵉᵍⁱⁿ ᵗᵒ ˢˡⁱᵖ‧ ᵀⁱᵐᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ˢᵖᵃᶜᵉ ᵇᵉᵍⁱⁿ ᵗᵒ ˢˡⁱᵖ‧ ᵀⁱᵐᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ˢᵖᵃᶜᵉ ᵇᵉᵍⁱⁿ ᵗᵒ ˢˡⁱᵖ‧ ᵀⁱᵐᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ˢᵖᵃᶜᵉ ᵇᵉᵍⁱⁿ ᵗᵒ ˢˡⁱᵖ‧ ᵀⁱᵐᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ˢᵖᵃᶜᵉ ᵇᵉᵍⁱⁿ ᵗᵒ ˢˡⁱᵖ‧ ᵀⁱᵐᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ˢᵖᵃᶜᵉ ᵇᵉᵍⁱⁿ ᵗᵒ ˢˡⁱᵖ‧ ᵀⁱᵐᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ˢᵖᵃᶜᵉ ᵇᵉᵍⁱⁿ ᵗᵒ ˢˡⁱᵖ‧ ᵀⁱᵐᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ˢᵖᵃᶜᵉ ᵇᵉᵍⁱⁿ ᵗᵒ ˢˡⁱᵖ‧"
[9:48 PM] otherLiam: "uhhhh"
[9:48 PM] Xenquility: "pftttt"
[9:50 PM] otherLiam: "(should I do something? i doubt i have any spells to help with this situation)"
[9:50 PM] Xenquility: "oh uh"
[9:50 PM] ReturnedFaith: "You are on a bus. A pretty regular looking bus that is quite yellow (as busses usually are). It's full of average looking teenagers who one may construe as rude if they felt like projecting. There's a couple of familiar faces on the bus - a fellow named Tyler at the front and an equally as fellow fellow named Erik in the back."
[9:51 PM] Xenquility: "So apparently this is bad"
[9:51 PM] ReturnedFaith: "What will you do?"
[9:51 PM] Xenquility: ""My power fades. I try to bring you back to safety!" -Raven"
[9:51 PM] Xenquility: "And uh"
[9:51 PM] Xenquility: "Sit with Tyler this time"
[9:51 PM] Xenquility: "erik was boring"
[9:51 PM] otherLiam: "(sorry, is it just xen playing now?)"
[9:51 PM] Xenquility: "no I think we can both input shit here"
[9:52 PM] otherLiam: "(i dont think so. Flint was given as part of that last scene)"
[9:52 PM] Xenquility: "im not sure though"
[9:52 PM] Xenquility: "actually this is sam stuff so it should be slinky"
[9:52 PM] otherLiam: "(i think you’re still the main player. i was a guest appearance)"
[9:52 PM] Xenquility: "or it was sam stuff at least"
[9:52 PM] otherLiam: "(sam is elsewhere. now it’s you going through this. i think.)"
[9:53 PM] Xenquility: "in the mean time it seems prod has officially cucked his boss"
[9:54 PM] Xenquility: "well notsoboss"
[9:54 PM] Xenquility: "my theory is prod has a domination kink and wants to be sink's sub"
[9:54 PM] otherLiam: "(do your thing, xen)"
[9:54 PM] otherLiam: "(play the game)"
[9:54 PM] Xenquility: "I mean I tried earlier but ill try again"
[9:54 PM] Xenquility: ""I" (whoever the hell this is) sits beside Tyler"
[9:58 PM] otherLiam: "lemme try something actually"
[9:59 PM] otherLiam: "this is like half dnd half text adventure thus far so"
[9:59 PM] otherLiam: ">whoami"
[9:59 PM] Xenquility: "fucking geniux"
[10:16 PM] ReturnedFaith: "((The image "000.png" is sent))" 
[10:16 PM] ReturnedFaith: "You two head up to the front of the bus. Fuck that Erik guy, he always puts you to sleep. (Which is actually pretty handy for long trips, but you don't need to sleep right now - you're already dreaming!) You both squeeze onto the already cramped bus seat. Tyler feels as if his personal bubble is being invaded. What now?"
[10:17 PM] Xenquility: "holy fuck lmao"
[10:18 PM] Xenquility: ""Hey dude. How goes it?""
[10:27 PM] Xenquility: ""Sorry for uh, invading your space here but it'd be nice to have a conversation with someone other than Erik for a change""
[10:27 PM] ReturnedFaith: "((The image "001.png" is sent))" 
[10:27 PM] ReturnedFaith: "Max: "Hey dude. How goes it?" "
[10:27 PM] ReturnedFaith: "Tyler looks you up and down and takes notice of your oddly colored skin."
[10:27 PM] ReturnedFaith: "Tyler: "Uhh... Not tryin' to be racist or anything, but you're lookin' pretty freaky there, fella. Uh... Honestly, am I tripping right now? Is this just reality? Will this ever stop?""
[10:27 PM] ReturnedFaith: "He seems to be having a very calm breakdown."
[10:28 PM] ADULT_LINK: "ok 2 things:"
[10:28 PM] ADULT_LINK: "whats the skin look like"
[10:28 PM] ADULT_LINK: "and can we blame it on a skin condition"
[10:28 PM] Xenquility: "okay have you seen flint's head in the first picture there"
[10:29 PM] Xenquility: "I don't think that's something we can blame on a condition"
[10:29 PM] ADULT_LINK: "...cosplayer?"
[10:29 PM] ADULT_LINK: "¯\_(ツ)_/¯"
[10:30 PM] otherLiam: ""It’s just cosplay.""
[10:30 PM] Xenquility: ""We lost a bet.""
[10:31 PM] Xenquility: ""Fuckin Erik.""
[10:33 PM] Xenquility: "man if sink is layers of greth are we gonna find out prod is layers of wolf or some shit"
[10:33 PM] Xenquility: "and thelaw is like"
[10:33 PM] Xenquility: "layers of dawn"
[10:38 PM] otherLiam: "im actually layers of you, Xen."
[10:41 PM] ReturnedFaith: "((The image "002.png" is sent))" 
[10:41 PM] ReturnedFaith: "Flint: "It's just a cosplay.""
[10:41 PM] ReturnedFaith: Tyler: "Oh holy shit, that is one hell of a cosplay you got goin' there, buddy. I was just at this convention a few weeks ago and, uh... Well, it was pretty freaky, to say the least. A real eye-opening experience, you could say.""
[10:42 PM] otherLiam: ""A convention? What kind?""
[10:56 PM] ReturnedFaith: "((The image "003.png" is sent))" 
[10:56 PM] ReturnedFaith: "Flint: "A convention? What kind?""
[10:56 PM] ReturnedFaith: "Tyler: "Just some, uh... Just a local anime convention that they hold around here every December. You know I love me some good ol' conventions.""
[10:56 PM] ReturnedFaith: "He starts rambling about various convention stories."
[10:57 PM] otherLiam: "(he out here keepin his third eye open)"
[10:57 PM] otherLiam: "(can i roll to detect bullshit)"
[10:58 PM] otherLiam: "(i think it’s Insight in 5e?)"
[11:00 PM] Xenquility: "(yeah it is)"
[11:05 PM] otherLiam: "dude"
[11:05 PM] otherLiam: "not the place"
[11:05 PM] Xenquility: "why"
[11:06 PM] otherLiam: "this is the dnd server. not safest."
[11:06 PM] otherLiam: "as in characters can see that."
[11:06 PM] Xenquility: "im aware"
[11:06 PM] otherLiam: "generally we want them to have less information."
[11:07 PM] otherLiam: "so that bomb plans dont happen"
[11:08 PM] Xenquility: "however i will edit this out if you are worried about it"
[11:19 PM] ReturnedFaith: "((The image "004.png" is sent))" 
10:19 PM] ReturnedFaith: "You search for Infinitory for any sort of device you can "roll", but you find nothing!"
[11:19 PM] Xenquility: "mother fucker okay"
[11:20 PM] otherLiam: "excuse me whaaaat"
[11:20 PM] Xenquility: "weenie cucked"
[11:20 PM] Xenquility: "a day with the frycuck"
[11:20 PM] otherLiam: ">examine book"
[11:20 PM] Xenquility: "I got a million of these"
[11:20 PM] ReturnedFaith: "((The image "005.png" is sent))" 
[11:20 PM] Xenquility: "well actually maybe like two more"
[11:20 PM] ReturnedFaith: "Tyler suddenly snaps out of his rambling."
[11:20 PM] ReturnedFaith: "Tyler: "Oh shit, this is my stop, hooold up now.""
[11:20 PM] otherLiam: "Flint moves out of the way to allow Tyler to get into the aisle"
[11:21 PM] Xenquility: "As does Max"
[11:21 PM] ReturnedFaith: "((The image "006.png" is sent))" 
[11:21 PM] ReturnedFaith: "Tyler: "Sorry fellas, let's hit up a con together sometime.""
[11:21 PM] ReturnedFaith: "Tyler walks out the door and disappears from sight."
[11:22 PM] otherLiam: ""Hm. Now what?""
[11:22 PM] Xenquility: ""We could go hang with Erik""
[11:23 PM] otherLiam: ""I guess.""
[11:23 PM] otherLiam: "(not sure where this bus is going anyway)"
[11:23 PM] Xenquility: "Max heads to sit with Erik"
[11:40 PM] Xenquility: "this just in"
[11:40 PM] Xenquility: "we are speaking to the raven in the minecraft sertver"
[11:40 PM] otherLiam: "what"
[11:40 PM] Xenquility: "idfk lmao"
[11:41 PM] otherLiam: "(also seriously dude put this in safest)"
[12:05 AM] ReturnedFaith: "You both audibly sigh as you resign to go sit with Erik."
[12:05 AM] ReturnedFaith: "((The image "007.png" is sent))" 
[12:05 AM] ReturnedFaith: "Here he is, in his usual- Huh?"
[12:05 AM] ReturnedFaith: "((The image "008.png" is sent))" 
[12:05 AM] Xenquility: "What's wrong?"
[12:06 AM] ReturnedFaith: "In Erik's seat lies a bottle and a single card. You are certain Erik was sitting here just a moment before."
[12:06 AM] ReturnedFaith: "((The image "009.png" is sent))" 
[12:06 AM] Xenquility: "Max inspects both the bottle and the card"
[12:06 AM] Xenquility: "But does not drink anything"
[12:08 AM] otherLiam: "(oh hey a poe in a bottle)"
[12:24 AM] ReturnedFaith: "((The image "010.png" is sent))" 
[12:24 AM] ReturnedFaith: "The card is a plain looking "Nine of Clubs". It doesn't appear to be special in any way."
[12:24 AM] Xenquility: "wait uh"
[12:24 AM] Xenquility: "haven't we seen this before"
[12:24 AM] ReturnedFaith: "((The image "011.gif" is sent))" 
[12:24 AM] otherLiam: "Have we?"
[12:24 AM] ReturnedFaith: "You reach for the bottle a-"
[12:24 AM] ReturnedFaith: "((The image "012.png" is sent))" 
[12:24 AM] otherLiam: "oh fuck"
[12:25 AM] Xenquility: "gg"
[12:25 AM] otherLiam: "did you kill us"
[12:25 AM] Xenquility: "oh that's the "Aggregating" guy"
[12:25 AM] Xenquility: "the possibly eoeoeoeo guy"
[12:25 AM] otherLiam: "its baddy in a bottle"
[12:31 AM] ReturnedFaith: "((The image "image1.gif" is sent))" 
[12:32 AM] ReturnedFaith: "((The image "image2.gif" is sent))" 
[12:32 AM] ReturnedFaith: "Hey guys"
[12:32 AM] ReturnedFaith: "hows it hangin"
[12:32 AM] Xenquility: "oh hey"
[12:32 AM] Xenquility: "uh"
[12:32 AM] otherLiam: "oh, it was a bottle full of a person"
[12:32 AM] Xenquility: "not so great"
[12:32 AM] ReturnedFaith: "im not in any bottle"
[12:32 AM] ReturnedFaith: "im just loafing atm"
[12:32 AM] ReturnedFaith: "and why not so great"
[12:33 AM] Xenquility: "because we're in a similar position as to when we last spoke to you"
[12:33 AM] otherLiam: "we still dont really know anything about what’s goin on"
[12:33 AM] otherLiam: "and things have only gotten more complex"
[12:33 AM] ReturnedFaith: "ah"
[12:33 AM] ReturnedFaith: "thats understandable"
[12:33 AM] ReturnedFaith: "but you know what they say"
[12:33 AM] otherLiam: "so yknow the usual"
[12:33 AM] Xenquility: "and yes we probably on a technical scale have the information to put together but the really hard part is understanding which is correct"
[12:33 AM] Xenquility: "as in"
[12:34 AM] ReturnedFaith: "when youre putting together a puzzle, the middle is always the hardest"
[12:34 AM] Xenquility: "which idea we come up with is correct"
[12:34 AM] ReturnedFaith: "at least i think thats something someone probably says"
[12:34 AM] ReturnedFaith: "maybe"
[12:34 AM] otherLiam: "and also what of the information we have is actually real"
[12:34 AM] ReturnedFaith: "your journey isnt over yet"
[12:35 AM] ReturnedFaith: "there's still things left to discover"
[12:35 AM] ReturnedFaith: "i dont mean like"
[12:35 AM] ReturnedFaith: "right at this moment"
[12:35 AM] ReturnedFaith: "just that maybe you dont have 100% of the pieces to everything"
[12:35 AM] ReturnedFaith: "despite having the puzzle"
[12:35 AM] ReturnedFaith: "like a puzzle with microtransactions"
[12:36 AM] otherLiam: "this cosmic mystery brought to you by EA"
[12:36 AM] ReturnedFaith: "basically what im saying is that every puzzle has an endstate and a solution"
[12:36 AM] ReturnedFaith: "even if it does not seem apparent at first"
[12:36 AM] ReturnedFaith: "this is my erethral pep talk to you"
[12:37 AM] Xenquility: "okay"
[12:37 AM] ReturnedFaith: "speaking of eurethral"
[12:37 AM] ReturnedFaith: "ive been hard at yes"
[12:37 AM] ReturnedFaith: "i mean work"
[12:37 AM] Xenquility: "would you honestly say that we would be able to solve the puzzle at this current time"
[12:37 AM] otherLiam: "is this game your creation?"
[12:38 AM] ReturnedFaith: "I guess you could say that nothing is purely "my" creation"
[12:38 AM] ReturnedFaith: "though i did most of the heavy lifting the past hour"
[12:38 AM] ReturnedFaith: "but as for the rest of it, I've been watching"
[12:39 AM] otherLiam: "I’m a little surprised it was continued. BUP seemed kinda mad about revealing info to us."
[12:39 AM] ReturnedFaith: "he's a spicy one"
[12:40 AM] ReturnedFaith: "to say the least"
[12:40 AM] otherLiam: "Honestly, if there were any pieces to the puzzle we’d like to have right now, it’s probably just knowing the basics about all the folks we’ve met in the last few months."
[12:40 AM] ReturnedFaith: "also if you were referring to my "magnum dongus" production, no this was not it"
[12:40 AM] otherLiam: "y’all just kinda showed up and started fuckin with us"
[12:40 AM] Xenquility: "bup is a vague asshole"
[12:41 AM] Xenquility: "<3"
[12:41 AM] otherLiam: "and now our main objective got kinda derailed into figuring yall out"
[12:42 AM] ReturnedFaith: "to tell the truth"
[12:42 AM] ReturnedFaith: "I'm also still trying to figure us out"
[12:42 AM] ReturnedFaith: "though I can tell you this"
[12:44 AM] ReturnedFaith: "SHADOWLINK is several layers of Greth"
[12:44 AM] ReturnedFaith: "I believe he's revealed this much before"
[12:44 AM] otherLiam: "yes"
[12:44 AM] Xenquility: "indeed"
[12:44 AM] otherLiam: "whatever that means"
[12:44 AM] ReturnedFaith: "I work alongside SHADOWLINK"
[12:44 AM] Xenquility: "are you multiple layers of some fucko or are you just a normal person lmao"
[12:45 AM] ReturnedFaith: "sitting here on my couch"
[12:45 AM] ReturnedFaith: "producing day in and day out"
[12:45 AM] Xenquility: "deepestlore.png"
[12:45 AM] Xenquility: "got a screenshot but not the original"
[12:45 AM] otherLiam: "same"
[12:46 AM] ReturnedFaith: "in fact"
[12:46 AM] ReturnedFaith: "a sneak peek of my production was recently shown off"
[12:46 AM] ReturnedFaith: "but of course I cant say where"
[12:46 AM] ReturnedFaith: "just something to chew on"
[12:46 AM] Xenquility: "would that be"
[12:46 AM] Xenquility: "the lc page?"
[12:47 AM] otherLiam: "he cant say"
[12:47 AM] ReturnedFaith: "im actually not sure what youre talking about"
[12:47 AM] ReturnedFaith: "so no"
[12:47 AM] Xenquility: "wow okay"
[12:48 AM] ReturnedFaith: "but again, I can tell you this"
[12:48 AM] ReturnedFaith: "I work alongside SHADOWLINK and TheLaw"
[12:48 AM] ReturnedFaith: "youve already met them"
[12:49 AM] Xenquility: "quick question"
[12:49 AM] Xenquility: "would you happen to know anything about someone named Erika yet"
[12:50 AM] ReturnedFaith: "no more than any of you all"
[12:50 AM] otherLiam: "so, yes then."
[12:51 AM] ReturnedFaith: "on a basic level"
[12:51 AM] Xenquility: "i think that was a hint towards the fact she may just be one of us"
[12:51 AM] Xenquility: "but who the fuck knows anymore"
[12:51 AM] Xenquility: "lines between realities are so blurred at thiis point"
[12:51 AM] ReturnedFaith: "she is a detective"
[12:51 AM] ReturnedFaith: "who happens to speak over the internet"
[12:52 AM] otherLiam: "unfortunately that doesnt really rule out anything"
[12:52 AM] ReturnedFaith: "she shouldnt have done that"
[12:52 AM] ReturnedFaith: "(but she did)"
[12:52 AM] Xenquility: "how many theme song references can we have in one night"
[12:58 AM] SHADOWLINK: "Thanks Producers for letting me find myself for a minute."
[12:58 AM] SHADOWLINK: "Now it's time for you to go."
[12:58 AM] SHADOWLINK: "You're too much help."
[12:59 AM] ReturnedFaith: "ok thank you"
[12:59 AM] SHADOWLINK: "Get out."
[12:59 AM] SHADOWLINK: "Here's a hint for you fuckers"
[12:59 AM] SHADOWLINK: "the statue is an amiibo"
[12:59 AM] SHADOWLINK: "((The image "rune.png" is sent once again))"
[12:59 AM] SHADOWLINK: "((An image of the amiibo logo is sent))"
[12:59 AM] Xenquility: "wow rude"
[12:59 AM] otherLiam: "the fucks an amiibo"
[12:59 AM] Xenquility: "some like"
[12:59 AM] Xenquility: "dumb way for nintendo to profit off of retards"
[1:00 AM] otherLiam: "ohhhh the little toys that you can throw at smash bros"
[1:00 AM] Xenquility:Here's a hint for you fuckers the statue is an amiibo -something along those lines from bup fuck"
[1:00 AM] otherLiam: "also "don’t know how you haven’t gotten that yet""
[1:01 AM] otherLiam: "yes clearly the cursed talking raven statue is actually a 5.99 licensed nintendo product for use with licensed nintendo games"
[1:03 AM] Xenquility: "lmao okay sorry i dont spend my money on irl microtransactions enough to recognize it"
[1:03 AM] otherLiam: "sorry my guy, not all of us play with toys."
[1:03 AM] Xenquility: "https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fvgboxart.com%2Fresources%2Flogo%2F12370_amiibo-prev.png&f=1&nofb=1 (For future reference bup posted this to compare to the rune)"
[1:03 AM] otherLiam: ""rune""
[1:04 AM] SHADOWLINK: "What do amiibos do?"
[1:04 AM] SHADOWLINK: "Do they STORE information?"
[1:04 AM] SHADOWLINK: "That's your only hint for the next century."
[1:04 AM] SHADOWLINK: "Lap it up."
[1:04 AM] Xenquility: "i like prod better"
[1:05 AM] SHADOWLINK: "So do I."
[1:06 AM] Xenquility:What do amiibos do? Do they STORE information? -4 layers of lacking chromosomes"
[1:06 AM] otherLiam: "See the confusing thing about you is you’re giving us information despite presumably being against us."
[1:06 AM] Xenquility: "okay so apparently amiibos can only save data for one game at a time"
[1:07 AM] Xenquility: "and the raven has gone from DnD to fucking minecraft"
[1:07 AM] SHADOWLINK: "((The image "0621121213151514.gif" is sent))" 
[1:08 AM] Xenquility: "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/667849025252491274/674134246268600330/0621121213151514.gif"
[1:08 AM] otherLiam: "You’re making an enemy out of us cus you’re bored?"
[1:09 AM] SHADOWLINK: "No. I must."
[1:09 AM] SHADOWLINK: "But I would at least like to have fun."
[1:09 AM] otherLiam: "What do you need us for?"
[1:11 AM] SHADOWLINK: "existence"
Summary
- The players otherLiam and Xenquility continue their journey in BUP's Dungeons and Dragons game. As they continue scaling the "Great Deku Tree", they suddenly lose consciousness and awaken in an interactive comic controlled by The Producer. In this comic, they are on a school bus that was seen in a previous Dungeons and Dragons session. On this bus, they briefly chat with Tyler before going to see Wolfcat, only to find a "Nine of Clubs" card and a "Poe in a Bottle" item.
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Links Lunar Children: Douglas • JadusableLunar Children: The Second Giant Moon Children: Alex Hall • Kayd HendricksMoon Children: Rem • Mason • Tyler Internet Detectives CircleHunter • Dawn • Greth • JacobLunar Children: Vincent Adams • John • JoséAstral Observatory: Yugi • Wolfcat Allies DeadOne • Drowned • Erika • Helper • Max • SKMLunar Children: LiquidSaint |
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Figures Lunar Children: Douglas • The Second GiantHarbingers: Jadusable Moon Children: Alex Hall • The Third GiantMoon Children: Spencer • The Fourth Giant Elder Children Alan Alphonse • Ezekiel Konrad • Jennifer • Kylie • LiquidSaintHarbingers: SKM • MattRMoon Children: Ifrit • Vincent AdamsHarbingers: Jacob Members Alignak • Carla • Daniel • Douglas • Eddie • George • HarryM1 • Hina616 • Hope • Jarilo333Moon Children: Jeremy Jarvis • Jie_Lin_HunterL • Kalfu9000 • KevinMoon Children: Insidiae • Losna152 • Luke • Mason • Sheepdog • Sin_Yarikh • 1_Tsukuyomi_1 |
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Moderators Members Alex HallHarbingers: Jadusable Lunar Children: The Second Giant • Ben Hubbard • Danielle • David • Diana Hubbard • Hank Hubbard • Jeremy JarvisLunar Children: Jarilo333 • RemHarbingers: Kayd Hendricks • Rosa • The Old Man • Thomas • William Reynolds |
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Astral Children Hacker Group GHOSTBABEL • Seth • Dusk • The Gray ManAstral Observatory: IsocelesAssassin |
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Layered Beings Janus Entities Child • Dead • Halicord • Prominence • Stackoverflow • Trapped Other Pumpkinhead • Pursan • The Jaeger • Randy BUP's DnD Game Flint • Greth of Ruskunne • Innsman Greth • The Jester • Max (DnD) • Munnin • Sam the Genasi |
