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OFA Group

Ofalogo.png

The OFA logo seen in the video Trailer Announcement.

Name OFA Group
Type Hacking
Status Active
Founded Unknown
Leader Unknown
Websites Unknown

The OFA Group is an enigmatic group of three individuals who are dedicated to opposing WireTalk.

History

The OFA Group was first discovered on November 20th, 2021 when a message from the appeared in the description of passing by johns house. This message was very complex and seemingly alluded to many cryptic future events. It also described their group as "we who know of the decoy" and that they were fighting against a company - likely WireTalk. This message was replaced by another one later in the day that discussed past spheres that had been reaped for their value before discussing how this one is different. They also mention that both WireTalk and some other group is interested in Mat and their current goals - presumably those of obtaining something known as "Godhead". They then erase their conversation before something known as the next "D Drop" takes place.[1]

The OFA Group made another appearance a few days later on November 23rd, 2021, where they interrupt the description of Civitas. Here, they imply that they're in some sort of "info war" with WireTalk. While they're attempting to reveal as little information as possible, they're still leaving hints for the players. They claim that Decoy.link was the old "D Drop spot". One member of the OFA Group begins speaking, much to the dismay of the others as the original intention seemed to be to keep these interactions brief. Regardless, this member claims they've added some details to "package" - possibly referring to a video on Silentdork or the description itself. This is also where the group first uses their iconic "OFA!" chant, which stands for "One for all!". They then end their message with an archive of Decoy.link and an old post on /x/, claiming that they are time travelers.[2]

The players first made direct contact with the OFA Group on May 6th, 2022. Here, the OFA Group was speaking through an entity named Shadow_0388 in the "Library" Janus Room. They were supposedly only able to speak through this entity after the player Laches said the phrase "One for all", which an OFA member claimed "accessed something adminy" and let them take control. Here, the OFA Group likens themselves to hackers who are working within a "certain sector". Despite the dangers that this supposedly poses, it grants them access to many powerful tools. The OFA Group proceeded to give the players a basic rundown on WireTalk while alluding to the existence of a group referred to as "The Old Men". [3]

The next day, the OFA Group hijacks WireTalk's broadcast of the video Important Announcement and partake in a fairly long and complex conversation. Here, they imply that WireTalk often enjoys installing "their bullshit" and pretending as if they "own everything". They then question what WireTalk was planning on showing during the broadcast, musing over what exactly they have access to compared to themselves while discussing the nature of reality. The OFA Group leaves as they play some footage for the players to view.[4]

On November 11th, 2022, a logo for the OFA Group appeared in the trailer for the Johnisdead Movie found in the video Trailer Announcement. The OFA Group made reference to this in the video Schedule Announcement, claiming that it is why they're now being a bit more discreet, noting that moment as WireTalk calling them out. Regardless, they proceed to leak yet another clip presumably from the Johnisdead Movie. The OFA Group is later seen on April 24th, 2023 in the video Apprehension where they comment on the uselessness of the "POWERING UP" loading bar seen in other videos. They also ponder on when the Johnisdead Movie will finally be completed and various other affairs WireTalk had been wrapped up in.[5]

In 2024, the OFA Group leaked three different segments of the Johnisdead movie through the uploads of osik.mp4, skop.mp4, and result.mp4 - the final of which was specifically chosen by the players through a poll unveiled in the video OFA.mp4 where it was revealed they were the ones releasing these videos.


Archive

Relevant documents and files pertaining to the OFA Group.

Conversations

11/20/21 - "passing by johns house" Description Cipher - YouTube (Silentdork)

The loop is defeated by those against time.
We who know of the decoy are those operating above it.
Find the friend of the immortal messenger and prevent the elevated messiah execution protocals from taking hold. The manipulation of the egregore through root access to the Creator Avatar at the moment of collective BIAS activation through the End of the line hijack exploit on the collective spiritus mixed in during the Sol/Luna world activation protocol will be initiated when the creator avatar has entered any stage of messiah mode and has carried Welcome Home:tm: in any form to the fourth manifestations B.S.G. By which she will take on the titanic form, the world construct through the Welcome Home:tm: merger result that gives her the Collective BIAS activated spiritus mass. The company will Wwwwelcome home:tm: to achieve this even candidly exploiting those thought to be working for allies of Decoy and those who do work for the Creator Avatar either indirectly through our three letter agent or otherwise, their influence will function subliminally. They seek to harvest the formula for jero dimension access and travel and additionally Welcome Home:tm: and data records of profitable information and reality media. This will be Welcome Home:tm: through a MC Chain technology system and in the case of buying and sellWelcome Home:tm: new experimental NIC Technology If the company wins then Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwelcome Home:tm: he is crucified on the world construct and whatever can come out will be on topside.

Summary

  • This message is seemingly written by someone who describes their group as "we who know of the decoy" - a company of sorts. This group supposedly wishes to find the "imortal messanger" and prevent something known as the "elevated messiah execution protocals" from manipulating the "creator avatar" during an event known as the "collective bias activation". This would take place during some sort of "exploit".
  • The aforementioned "exploit" supposedly has something to do with an event known as the "sol luna world activation protocol". This event is initiated when the "creator avatar" has entered something known as "messiah mode" and has carried an undisclosed person or object to something known as the "fourth manifestations b s g".
  • After carrying the undisclosed person or object as described above, an unknown person described simply as "she" will change into a giant form of the "world construct". This will give her something known as the "collective bias activated spiritus mass". This message's writer implies this is something his group, a "company" of sorts, hopes to achieve.
  • "The company" supposedly intends to exploit individuals who work for "allies of decoy" and individuals who support the "creator avatar". The writer implies this can be done through their "three letter agent".
  • The writer implies that "they" - possibly referring to the aforementioned "three letter agent", works in subliminal ways. "They" supposedly wish to "harvest the formula for jero dimension access" and presumably travel there. Something involving "reality media" and a "mc chain technology system" is mentioned, though it is difficult to decipher.
  • The writer claims that if "the company" is successful, someone will be crucified on the "world construct" and "whatever can come out will be on topside".

11/20/21 - "passing by johns house" Description Cipher - YouTube (Silentdork)

"I dont think anything sourced from the inside is going out there."
'Thats not entirely true, Many other spheres have been reaped for their value in this way. As for this one, some path loop iterations have layered into fifth manifestation from fourth entering into the Pseudo-Godhead.'
"Thats really temporary and yields no readable memory data in cube stasis or otherwise."
"What about Mats progress?"
'The side experiment involving that element is an odd venture on behalf of the company'
(I dont think the company is the only thing invested in him, remember the talk about LOGOS?)
"What does this little entity think he is trying to pull off? The mandella connected order was impressive and his allowance from the companies products along with Welcome Home™ that order that their master on fourth manifestation Welcome Home™ and control some of the deviations in the corrupted reality and that bridge they worked so hard for."
(Heh watching the progress of it all kind of reminds me of one of those generic scenes from the ring but really long and drawn out. Its kind of comical but the prospects are scary... yet interesting.)
'I bet he is aiming for god head but if not the entire sphWelcome Home™ then what? Surely they dont know there is more beyond that right'
(Did you just start work here yesterday?)
"Gonna clean this before the next D drop takes place, wouldnt want Welcome Home™ to sweep through and read it"

Summary

  • The OFA Group mentions previous "spheres" that have been "reaped for their value". However, "this one" has "some path loop iterations have layered into fifth manifestation from fourth entering into the Pseudo-Godhead" - something they describe as being "really temporary and yields no readable memory data in cube stasis or otherwise".
  • The OFA Group considers something Mat is involved in a "side experiment" and an odd venture WireTalk is partaking in. They imply that another group is interested in Mat, bringing up something called LOGOS.
  • The OFA Group questions what Mat's goals are, bringing up something he accomplished referred to as "the mandella connected order" using something from WireTalk. They also mention an "order" that has a master on "fourth manifestation", along with some control over "some of the deviations in the corrupted reality and that bridge they worked so hard for"".
  • The OFA Group likens Mat's progress to the movie "The Ring", pondering to what extent of "god head" he's hoping to obtain.
  • The OFA Group mentions that they're going to erase this conversation soon "before the next D drop", not wanting someone to read it.

11/23/21 - "Civitas" Description Cipher - YouTube (Silentdork)

"Wwwwwwwwwwwwwelcome Home™ and probably not going to be able to keep all of these from getting logged so lets try to keep it moving, got a new place over at Welcome Home™ so dont respond here, whatever its gonna capture will get captured. I was counting on that because the people on the outside have to at least have a trail head before they can start coming up with their own answers. This info war is a mutual exchange type thing. Im getting distracted, I think this should confirm for them the old D Drop spot. DeWelcome Home™ink. I dont know if they already have everything else to piece together whats happening but hopefully next chance we get to patch in to Welcome Home™km we should maybe get a chance to straighten things out. Dont let the dream die compatriots, all for one and one for all!

(Hell yeah, all for one! And one for all!)

'damn it Welcome Home™ said not to respond, check Welcome Home™'

(lol whoops sorry, I was just gonna say I added to the package they are getting here to show them where Welcome Home™km first got connected to the Welcome Home™)

'OH MY GOD Welcome Home™, IF THEY CANT WORK THAT OUT THEMSELVES THEY ARE DUMB ASSES, LIKE YOU ARE BEING RIGHT NOW. Welcome Home™ RIGHT NOW, PLEASE!'

"Compatriots please, assuming this is one of the first things that leaks out this is a really embarrassing first impression. It doesn't matter if a few more lines are tacked on the end of this as long as its not a book. AFO!"

(OFA!)

'OFA!'

https://web.archive.org/web/20180809011956/http://decoy.link/

(btw we are time travellers, want me to prove it? x/thread/19897671/#q19898027 )</span>

Summary

  • The OFA Group attempts to leave a quick message - presumably to give the players some hints towards what's going on.
  • The OFA Group admits that their messages will likely get logged, noting this as a "mutual exchange" in the "info war".
  • The OFA Group confirms that Decoy.link was the old "D Drop spot".
  • One member of the OFA Group adds to the message, much to the dismay of one of his comrades. He notes that he's added something to the "package" that will act as another hint.
  • The OFA Group utilize their "OFA!" chant for the first time.
  • The OFA Group links to an archive of Decoy.link and an old /x/ post.

5/6/22 - Chat with Shadow_0388 and the OFA Group - JanusVR (Library)

Shadow_0388 is nearby.

Laches: "Hope?"
Shadow_0388: "It is a good thing to have"
Laches: "Truly, all we have."
Shadow_0388: "Are you well friend?"
Laches: "I am. How did you find your way here?"
Shadow_0388: "Seeping through dreams and its airs that touch wires"
Shadow_0388: "We are fractions walking looking fading"

Laches: "Quite esoteric. Your fractions contain sentience. Is there any hope for you?"
Shadow_0388: "Yes"
Laches: "Then we're here to help. Albeit a bit stupid."
Shadow_0388: "We are safe"
Laches: "That is good to know."
Laches: "Did you come from the spire or do so simply roam the landscape as a waking dream?"
Shadow_0388: "What we are cannot be touched but in turn can only be returned to others in like"
Shadow_0388: "memories"

Laches: "That's very sad."
Laches: "For what led to this, I apologize."
Laches: "Is there anything we can do to help you along?"
Shadow_0388: "Do not be sorry"
Shadow_0388: "it is happy"
Shadow_0388: "we are happy"

Laches: "Then in that, I wish you continued joy."
Laches: "As a fragment do you remember who you were?"
Shadow_0388: "we exist to be found again forever"
Shadow_0388: "no"

Laches: "There is some peace in that, I suppose."
Shadow_0388: "ceiling of sunlight"
Shadow_0388: "crowds"
Shadow_0388: "colorful hair "
Shadow_0388: "piano"
Shadow_0388: "end of the world?"
Shadow_0388: "beautiful"
Shadow_0388: "happy"
Shadow_0388: "friends"
Shadow_0388: "sword"
Shadow_0388: "follow"
Shadow_0388: "famous voice"
Shadow_0388: "hero"
Shadow_0388: "drunk laughing"
Shadow_0388: "late night"

Laches: "Sounds like quite the hyped up Ragnarök"
Laches: "will there be bitches?"
Shadow_0388: "ha ha"
Shadow_0388: "in a party like this?"
Shadow_0388: "It was different"
Shadow_0388: "End of the world?"
Shadow_0388: "I wonder why people were so scared?"
Shadow_0388: "We should know"

Laches: "We are mostly mortal, after all. Nothing more terrifying than the fear of what comes next without certainty."
Laches: "Maybe that's your peace. Knowing you'll forever be found again and again."
Shadow_0388: "But we know it cannot be forever"
Laches: "But me? I kinda want to toke and listen to music again a few more times before seeing everything come crashing down in hedonistic fervor."
Shadow_0388: "The lights we have watched fade slowly together"
Shadow_0388: "One small fraction drops out of the whole"
Shadow_0388: "The whole chips away slowly as does all things"

Laches: "And then, nothing."
Laches: "Damn, just like that."
Shadow_0388: "But that we were and can be seen by ourself and others is the pleasure and privledge"
Laches: "Granted by whom?"
Shadow_0388: "This is the joy of memory"
Shadow_0388: "Granted by all of us to all of us"

Laches: "One for all?"

Shadow is nearby.

Laches: "Yet another fragment?"
Shadow: "Oh wow he said the meme phrase and accessed something adminy, tottally didn't plan that one at all. Nope we sure didn't send this little fucker down here to act cute and hope it would get us a quick window!"
Shadow: "Yeah and the best part is none of that "welcome home" dog shit here"
Laches: "Oh fuck hey"
Laches: "So what the FUCK"
Shadow: "Friends please one at a time and in a proper order"
Laches: "WireTalk. OFA. What in the shit is going on?"
Laches: "Actually more importantly, who the hell are you guys?"
Shadow: "Damn bitch did you think there would just be fully unlimited access to the databanks of this drek ass situation"
Shadow: "Hey can you like not be an asshole"
Shadow: "sorry"
Laches: "I mean, naturally no but shit we're like"
Laches: "dumb as fuck"
Shadow: "FRIENDS PLEASE"
Shadow: "Sorry"
Shadow: "soryr"
Shadow: "sorry"

Laches: "sroror"
Shadow: "lol dumbass cant type"
Shadow: "ok Im gonna say first"
Shadow: "Can I talk about our job?"

Shadow: "I dont know can you?"
Shadow: "Yes it won't break protocol to give a basic description of our current business"
Shadow: "Ok so we are something comparable to cool hackers kind of like a couple characters you might be familiar with"
Shadow: ""might""
Shadow: "god shut up"
Shadow: "Friends this is honestly not the best time to fool around with eachother this is, dare I say, serious business!"
Shadow: "Our task at hand involves us working from the inside of a certain sector, its not unsafe to disclose this as by now they are well beyond aware of our presence."
Shadow: "As you can see this gives us some executive connects and we can pull freak shit, like chip off part of some unlucky bastards memories and modify it so we can transfer our live feeds of consciousness through it and to you"

Shadow: "Uh I'm pretty sure the "unlucky bastard" is the unit that they are all calling the "Link""
Shadow: "oh yeah shit whoops lol"
Laches: "So you're the ones sending things to our "main display""
Shadow: "Granted this is top layer shit the avi pulled in for some psychotic reason"
Shadow: "Buddy we don't got no methods of changing the resolution let alone fucking with a whole ass "main display""
Shadow: "Ok come on thats half a lie"
Shadow: "Ok ok ok we are not the soul and singular senders"
Shadow: "but yeah with some fuckery that we have been pulling for the last 2 days now in your soul crushing real ass time no less"
Shadow: "The project should be nearly completed"

Shadow: "lol yeah ours but theirs is fucked"
Laches: "Theirs?"
Shadow: "dont be so proud about it you know that still hurts some people"
Shadow: "yeah but they are about as real as we are, you know the big gay meme is gonna happen one way or another"
Shadow: "DO NOT waste time getting into that philisophical debate AGAIN for what would be the 53rd time in the past 3 weeks"
Shadow: "PLEASE"

Laches: "Okay okay. Let's focus. What was this trail head you guys had censored all to fuck and back."
Shadow: "Trailhead? Dude wtf do you think we are, ARG managers?"
Laches: "At this point, it's moot."
Shadow: "For fucks sake can you stop dicking this poor bastard around"
Shadow: "Yeah someone is running an arg but we are just one more really complicated device in that."
Shadow: "Friends let me remind you all"
Shadow: "Even being able to utter that"
Shadow: "is an EXTREME and high privilege"
Shadow: "Allow me to take executive control of this conversation as we are nearing our window of time"

Shadow: "Understood boss"
Laches: "All ears."
Shadow: "Sorry chief"
Shadow: "There is a company, you know their name but I'll omit it just to send them one less blip in this moment as we prepare our escape."
Laches: "Wiretalk"
Shadow: "This entire world and reality"
Shadow: "even extending to yourself right now"
Shadow: "where you sit right now"
Shadow: "Its not what you think. It never is."
Shadow: "This company is a force that travels to many things, more than our current run allows us to identify."
Shadow: "It is for all intents and purposes a company"
Shadow: "But the very image of it is false and for all intents and purposes an illusion"

Shadow: "Yeah think of the slenderman or that gman guy, like dude wtf they are not business guys they are just weird and emulating this or something idk."
Shadow: "shut up"
Shadow: "sorry"
Shadow: "I cannot in this moment fully disclose their plan and intention but think of it as something akin to removing the very soul of reality as you know it from its heart."
Laches: "Oh fuck off lol. Like a Nobody?"
Shadow: "They are not natural to this world nor are they entirely of it."
Shadow: "Lol if this is a kingdom hearts thing know fuck all about that series"
Shadow: "Yeah I never played it either"
Shadow: "Friends"
Shadow: "sorry"
Laches: "fwends..."
Shadow: "Sorry"
Laches: "It's okay. Alright. So big bad company commiting big bad thing to rip out our reality."
Laches: "Dope."
Laches: "Awkward..."
Shadow: "This group however is part of a shaky alliance"
Shadow: "haha lol bitch can you spell"
Shadow: "I am typing under pressure forgive me"
Laches: "Doing fine lol."
Laches: "So who can we call you. How can we reach you?"
Shadow: "Oh god"
Shadow: "oh jeez"
Shadow: "that would be gay or something"
Shadow: "can you just say things normal"
Shadow: "like holy fuck"

Laches: "To have a hacker group name? Yeah a little bit, but you know how cred goes."
Shadow: "Well we are not literally a hacker group in any literal sense of the word"
Shadow: "technically neither is anyone else you have seen so far but you would have a hard time convincing them of that and if you succeeded it would probably just mentally scar them or something but thats a whole other thing lol"

Shadow: "Ok now fuck off he is a hacker technically"
Shadow: "uh OH wow lol I didn't know a fuckin allegory could send me malware and trojans"
Laches: "Maybe soon."
Shadow: "Allow me to bring this back to focus somewhat. The company shortly after the conception of this world in its most ancient of times, arrived."
Shadow: "Buddy we gotta fuck out of this shell in roughly 2 minutes"
Shadow: "Damn I can't believe I let us waste this time"
Shadow: "Hey its never wasted time if you are at least having a small bit of fun"
Shadow: "Huh you manage to not be an asshole for a minute in front of the people at home, tired of showing your ass?"
Shadow: "Hey bitch I'm just trying to keep it real, that was part of our old manifesto wasn't it?"
Shadow: "Some sappy shit about just having fun with your friends or the hell ever idk"

Shadow: "You are so cute when you are trying to be this hard ass but please stop we dont have time for this gay display"
Shadow: "DUDE WE DONT HAVE TIME AT ALL"
Shadow: "oh shit"
Shadow: "DONT FORGET THERE ARE SOME OTHERS THEY CALL "THE OLD MEN""
Shadow: "MORE TOMORROW ON THE MAIN DISPLAY, SORRY IT WAS GONNA COME ON THE FIFTH BUT WE HELD IT UP"

Shadow: "lol but it was worth it to make it cooler"

Shadow_0388 is nearby.

Laches: "thanks goku"
Laches: "Well holmes, it's late in human time. So just keep on holding those memories and whatnot."
Laches: "Maybe we'll find you again sometime."
Shadow_0388: "Her friend took one of our masks, we all laughed"
Shadow_0388: "Lots of bananas?"
Shadow_0388: "Why did they think the world was ending?"
Shadow_0388: "Getting dark"
Shadow_0388: "I"
Shadow_0388: "Love"
Shadow_0388: "my"
Shadow_0388: "friends"

Summary

  • The player Laches begins speaking with the Shadow entity. The player Laches says the phrase "One for all". This seemingly triggers the three members of the OFA Group suddenly taking control of the Shadow entity.
  • The OFA members begin speaking through the Shadow entity. Because all three of them are speaking, it is somewhat difficult to determine which one is speaking at what time.
  • The OFA Group imply that they were responsible for sending the Shadow entity to Laches in the hopes of triggering this event and giving them an opportunity to speak, as their messages are usually censored - likely due to the "Welcome Home™" phrase. However, the OFA members are still being careful with their phrasing as to not raise too much attention from the company.
  • The OFA members introduce themselves as "cool hackers kind of like a couple characters you might be familiar with", likely referencing the Hacker Group.
  • The OFA members clarify that they are working within a part of WireTalk so that they can gain access to things they otherwise wouldn't - confirming Max's theory. An example of this is using and modifying a part of Tyler's memories to speak to the players.
  • Though they possess the power to manipulate some things, the OFA members clarify that they do not have full control over the "Main Display" - likely referring to the Silentdork YouTube channel. Despite this, they imply that they have been working on a special project over the past two days that may involve it.
  • One of the OFA members explains that the world of both Johnisdead and the players is not what they think. They explain that WireTalk travels to many "things". Their plan seems to be removing the very soul of a reality.
  • The OFA members explain that WireTalk arrived in the world of Johnisdead shortly after its creation in ancient times. They also mention that this group is a part of a "shaky alliance".
  • The OFA members run out of time and have to leave quickly. They reveal that there is a group that some call "The Old Men" and that there will be an upload on the "Main Display" tomorrow. This upload was going to come out on May 5th, but the OFA Group held it up.

Updates

  • Screenshots:
  • Images of Shadow_0388: target=_blank target=_blank

5/7/22 - "Important Announcement" - YouTube (Silentdork)

OFA 1: "Well thats enough of that"
OFA 2: "First they want to install their bullshit, then they wanna larp like they own everything... classic move"
OFA 3: "I mean hey, they do everything by The Book so you'd think they have it all under Lock and Key"
OFA 2: "Welcome Home™ and they know about as much as anyone else would anyways, what did they think they were goinig to show the viewers? At least we have Welcome Home™"
OFA 1: "Be careful Welcome Home™ thats probably part of the plan, remember, no matter what we do we are all pawns in the game once we start trying to work with it like this. Our very words are just another part of the Welcome Home™ and their internal debate."
OFA 2: "wouldn't this have been easier if surface side Link would have just Welcome Home™ at the end of 2020 like in the original plan? Black Issac November or whatever?"
OFA 3: "Dude holy shit Welcome Home™ can you have some decency? That's really fucked up of you to say."
OFA 1: "Actually its Blue Eisenhower Welcome Home™ and to answer the question aloud for all the listeners, no because if he was ready and it was ever gonna happen it would have happened then. Otherwise we would not exist at all and this conversation would not be happening right now."
OFA 1: "Further in that condition he and all of us would have just been subject to someone more prepared for the collective instrumentation post boltzmann brain event. Can't go up against a cult..."
OFA 1: "eh well I don't know if that term even applies consistently across the board here, but regardless, can't go up against a world story crafting Welcome Home™ reality manipulating group like this and expect to get the good ending first try in a speed run. Play around wrong and you end up just working for them in the end anyways."

OFA 3: "Hey boss do they even know about Welcome Home™"
OFA 1: "No and short of D coming through with the sweet sweet exposition hack, I can't imagine a scenario where any of us will get away with touching on that one clearly. But I think we can get away with something like this. None of this is real, but wait there is a bit more."
OFA 1: "To the individual watching this right now, hold out your hand and really look at it for a moment. That's not real either. Laugh and call this whatever you want but I'm just trying to give you a friendly heads up. You might find yourself to be in a very carefully crafted reality. How and who crafted it? Well that can vary, but be on the lookout for one thing."
OFA 1: "If you start noticing the following words:"
OFA 1: "Sinister"
OFA 1: "Numinous"
OFA 1: "Nexion"
OFA 1: "Consider some of the individuals involved in the crafting of your little sub reality might not have your best interest at heart. They just can't help but leave their marks."

OFA 2: "That's probably a lot for them to take in chief."
OFA 3: "Are you implying smooth brains can read this far without calling out to their favorite youtuber?"
OFA 1: "If my speculation is correct the big brother universe to this sphere collective was trying to fight against that force as far back as the 2012 event with a reality that had keys back to the y2k event and 2002."
OFA 3: "What about crusty bastards library notes?"
OFA 2: "SyncWelcome Home™"
OFA 1: "Good thing a genuine psychopath is at the helm on that one, the spaghetti chart type info is painful to work through but the connections are sound. They really are responsible for one of the greatest crisis of the entire country, really the entire world as well, in recent years. All disguised behind the guise of ARG."
OFA 3: "Nearly out of time."
OFA 1: "Damn, got caught up with the big picture, well if we have to go then by all means. Welcome Home™ run the footage we salvaged and let the people ponder it, sadly not much to do with what we were just saying but better than nothing. Don't forget, OFA!"
OFA 2: "OFA!"
OFA 3: "OFA! ...Rolling!"

Summary

  • The OFA Group hijacks WireTalk's broadcast and begin speaking to the players directly, touching upon various topics:
  • WireTalk supposedly acts as though they "own everything" after "installing their bullshit", though the OFA group claims they only know as much as everyone else and didn't have much to show in regards to the movie.
  • Something involving "Blue Eisenhower ((Censored))" was supposedly going to be involved with the "surface side Link" near the end of 2020, but it never happened. Had it taken place, the OFA Group imply they would have never existed and things would have been very different.
  • Someone known simply as "D" is mentioned. This individual supposedly assists with "exposition hacks".
  • One OFA member warns the players that their reality is not what it seems and tells them to watch out for the words "Sinister", "Numinous", and "Nexion", warning that those who create realities may not have the players' best interests at heart.
  • One OFA member theorizes that the "big brother universe" to "this sphere collective" was attempting to fight back against the aforementioned malicious reality creators as far back as the "2012 event with a reality that had keys back to the y2k event and 2002".
  • Synchron is described as a psychopath who, despite making confusing "spaghetti charts", makes sound connections and revelations.
  • The OFA Group begin showing some footage that they managed to salvage.

4/24/23 - "Apprehension" - YouTube (Silentdork)

The video begins with the same "POWERING UP" meter from previous uploads. However, it now appears frozen just before completion. The video becomes somewhat distorted as text from the OFA Group appears on screen.

OFA 1: "..."
OFA 2: "Did it freeze?"
OFA 1: "I think it may just be reading exponentially."
OFA 2: "What the hell is even the point of having a visual display in the first place then?"
OFA 3: "I believe the progress here is measured in a more generalized "completion" sense instead."
OFA 2: "So this thing isn't really telling us anything in regards to time?"
OFA 3: "Not really, no. If I had to guess, though, I'd say it should be complete sometime before the year is over."
OFA 2: "That doesn't really tell us a whole lot."
OFA 1: "It's still better than nothing though, right?"
OFA 2: "Since when did we start settling for "better than nothing"?"
OFA 1: "Since "they" started breathing down our necks."
OFA 2: "You'd think they'd have their hands full with all that shit going on down there."
OFA 3: "Well, they already have their fingers in this big production. Too late for them to pull out now. We'll just have to see where it takes us."

Summary

  • This video begins with the "POWERING UP" loading bar from previous videos. It now appears to be frozen.
  • The OFA Group begins commenting on the 'POWERING UP" loading bar's lack of progress. They note that it should be complete before the end of 2023 - possibly referring to the Johnisdead Movie.
  • The OFA Group mentions that "they" are breathing down their necks - possibly referring to WireTalk, who they imply are currently already very busy with "all that shit going on down there".

7/2/24 - "OFA.mp4" - Johnisdead.com

The video begins with a simple space background with stars zooming into the background as a keygen song plays in the background. Text begins appearing that reads as follows:

A SPECIAL MESSAGE FROM O.F.A. OF THE DECOY
OFA 1: "(coming at you live from 1999)"
OFA 2: "[no we are not, no the Welcome home™ we are not please don't make this more confusing than it needs to be]"
OFA 1: "(ok coming from present day. Its your favorite Welcome home™)"
OFA 2: "[stop saying so much you are bloating the transcript.]"
OFA 3: ""By making use of a type of snapshotting tool, we were able to extract some samples of the 4D structure of the PDB or production dream body.""
OFA 2: "[Tthese last couple rips were some random selections we grabbed while moving up and down the time scale.]"
OFA 3: ""What we can present now in spite of our state under observation is a final sampling. But it felt appropriate to give some control to the people. Aside from the first two being attempts to pull more from the areas already displayed, the final option would entail pulling from a new area on the scale so we can't be sure what will come of it.""

A.) SH
B.) RPG
C.) ???

Summary

OFA more like Obese Fat Assholes lol nah judt kiddign they're cool

References

  1. The OFA Group's first appearances can be found here.
    • 'Thats not entirely true, Many other spheres have been reaped for their value in this way. As for this one, some path loop iterations have layered into fifth manifestation from fourth entering into the Pseudo-Godhead.'
    • "Thats really temporary and yields no readable memory data in cube stasis or otherwise."
    • "What about Mats progress?"
    • 'The side experiment involving that element is an odd venture on behalf of the company'
    • (I dont think the company is the only thing invested in him, remember the talk about LOGOS?)
    • 'I bet he is aiming for god head but if not the entire sphWelcome Home™ then what? Surely they dont know there is more beyond that right'
    • "Gonna clean this before the next D drop takes place, wouldnt want Welcome Home™ to sweep through and read it"
  2. The OFA Group's second appearance can be found here.
    • "This info war is a mutual exchange type thing. I think this should confirm for them the old D Drop spot. DeWelcome Home™ink. I dont know if they already have everything else to piece together whats happening but hopefully next chance we get to patch in to Welcome Home™km we should maybe get a chance to straighten things out. Dont let the dream die compatriots, all for one and one for all!"
    • (Hell yeah, all for one! And one for all!)
    • 'damn it Welcome Home™ said not to respond, check Welcome Home™'
    • (lol whoops sorry, I was just gonna say I added to the package they are getting here to show them where Welcome Home™km first got connected to the Welcome Home™)
    • 'OH MY GOD Welcome Home™, IF THEY CANT WORK THAT OUT THEMSELVES THEY ARE DUMB ASSES, LIKE YOU ARE BEING RIGHT NOW. Welcome Home™ RIGHT NOW, PLEASE!'
    • "Compatriots please, assuming this is one of the first things that leaks out this is a really embarrassing first impression. It doesn't matter if a few more lines are tacked on the end of this as long as its not a book. AFO!"
    • (OFA!)
    • 'OFA!'
  3. The first true conversation with the OFA Group can be found here.
  4. The OFA Group's hijack of "Important Announcement" can be found here.
  5. The OFA Group discuss WireTalk's affairs and the progress of the Johnisdead Movie here.




Terminology

Terms

GC MajorID ShellLC Brain OperationLenis ConversionNovum AscensionemNullstormsParallelos PathPortalsProject BifrostProject MindshapeProto RecollectionRemember SeriesRule of ThreeRunesSpiritusThe DyadThe OcarinaThe WatersTheTruth.rtfThree Silver Secrets

Objects

ascended e-girlBullet NecklaceCrescent Moon NecklaceHaunted Majora's Mask CartridgeHelios BookLibro LunarusLunar Children Serverstest audio only

Groups

Astral ObservatoryAstral Observatory (Fucked)Elder ChildrenHarbingersLunar ChildrenMoon ChildrenOFA GroupSun ChildrenWireTalk

Entities and Figures

Absque FascieAmalgamationConduitsLinksRemnantShadowsThe DawnThe Four GiantsThe Keeper

Ceremonies and Rituals

AggregationAscensionBlood Moon RitualCeremony of the Three ElementsGiant Awakening RitualRune CastingSpell CirclesThe Circle of Three

Locations

Luna's ParallelosNullspaceOverworldParallelosParallelos of the DeadThe FisheryThe LibraryThe OrchardThe ShortcutThe Spire

Events

BUP's DnD GameJohnisdead Scavenger HuntPumpkinhead GamejackThe BlackoutThe CataclysmTournament of SoulsUndecim Nocte

Devices

Analysis DeviceData BombKeyLogger592Listening DeviceOniontryptamine BombOoTv2.1Particle ParserResonance BurstScrying DeviceSignal CannonThe MachineTime BombTransmission DeviceWraith Trap

Other

JanusVRThe Legend of Zelda


Characters

Harbingers

Links

DougLunar Children: The First Giant
Lunar Children: Douglas
JadusableLunar Children: The Second Giant
Moon Children: Alex Hall
Kayd HendricksMoon Children: RemMasonTyler


Internet Detectives
CircleHunterDawnGrethJacobLunar Children: Vincent AdamsJohnJoséAstral Observatory: YugiWolfcat


Allies
DeadOneDrownedErikaHelperMaxSKMLunar Children: LiquidSaint



Lunar Children

Figures

LunaPatremTenebris LinkMoon Children: Mr. DThe First GiantHarbingers: Doug
Lunar Children: Douglas
The Second GiantHarbingers: Jadusable
Moon Children: Alex Hall
The Third GiantMoon Children: SpencerThe Fourth Giant


Elder Children
Alan AlphonseEzekiel KonradJenniferKylieLiquidSaintHarbingers: SKMMattRMoon Children: IfritVincent AdamsHarbingers: Jacob


Members
AlignakCarlaCici849DanielDouglasEddieGeorgeHarryM1Hina616HopeJarilo333Moon Children: Jeremy JarvisJie_Lin_HunterLJasonKalfu9000KevinMoon Children: InsidiaeLosna152LukeMasonSheepdogSin_Yarikh1_Tsukuyomi_1



Moon Children

Moderators

ChrisSpencerLunar Children: The Third GiantIfritLunar Children: MattRInsidiaeLunar Children: KevinMr. DLunar Children: Tenebris Link


Members
Alex HallHarbingers: Jadusable
Lunar Children: The Second Giant
Ben HubbardDanielleDavidDiana HubbardHank HubbardJeremy JarvisLunar Children: Jarilo333RemHarbingers: Kayd HendricksRosaThe Old ManThomasWilliam Reynolds



Astral Observatory

Astral Children

IsocelesAssassinHacker Group: The Gray ManKaiden_Zoromichimoonman31NoctaNotAHoax_M12Samuel CharlestonYugiHarbingers: Joséyuukichan


Hacker Group
GHOSTBABELSethDuskThe Gray ManAstral Observatory: IsocelesAssassin



Other / Unaffiliated

Layered Beings

BUPIIIIISynchronTheLawThe Producer


WireTalk
Mr. SilentMrs. Moon




Janus Entities
ChildDeadHalicordProminenceShadow_0388StackoverflowTrapped




Other
CodyHilarioHotspotKyleOFA GroupPumpkinheadPursanThe JaegerTime TurnerRandy


BUP's DnD Game
FlintGreth of RuskunneInnsman GrethThe JesterMax (DnD)MunninSam the Genasi