Helper

Helper

Helper's depiction on Lunarchildren.com.

Name	Helper
Alias	Auxiliatis The Postman
Affiliation	Harbingers Lunar Children
Gender	Male
Status	Deceased

Helper is a mysterious yet friendly entity that has assisted the players throughout Johnisdead. Described as an Absque Fascie by the Lunar Children, Helper is claimed to have rebelled against his assigned role as Luna's servant. As punishment, Helper was supposedly tasked with being the servant of man for all eternity. This manifests in him acting as a "postman" of sorts, delivering objects for those who call upon him.

Story

Helper's origins aren't exactly clear. The Lunar Children claim that he is an Absque Fascie that once tasked with spreading Luna's testament to mankind in the ancient times before rebelling against her, not wanting to be a servant and instead frolic among man. As punishment, Luna forced Helper to become a servant to man for all eternity. This often manifested in Helper being used as a "postman", delivering goods for those who call upon him. It is believed that the Lunar Children have summoned him in the past, though to do so is often frowned upon due to his blasphemous nature.

Helper was first introduced to the players during the YSHDT Arc on February 22nd, 2015. Though the players were speaking to him from 2015, the current year was 2009 from his perspective - as it was for many characters during this time. Helper appeared on the Within Hubris Forums as a result of the submission PostmanSearch.arg - a video in which the players used the "Postman's Hat" in an attempt to retrieve Doug's notes. This inadvertently resulted in Helper stealing Doug's mail for the players. On March 3rd, Helper returned to deliver Doug's psychology notes to the players via their PM's on the Within Hubris Forums.

The players would not properly communicate with Helper until March 7th, when they summoned him via the "New Wave Bossa Nova". Here, the players asked Helper to save Doug from The Fishery as he had just recently been kidnapped by the Lunar Children. Helper agreed to do so and set off on foot. Around this same time, Mason was also infiltrating the fishery for the same reason. In an attempt to distract the Fishery's guards, Mason tossed a large rock off into the distance. This rock ended up hitting Helper, killing him. Before fleeing from the fishery, Mason retrieved Helper's blood hat.

Now in possession of Helper's Hat, Mason was granted some control over Helper's various accounts, such as his Within Hubris account and the M YouTube channel. Shortly after this, Mason gave the hat to The Gray Man in exchange for a "Eight of Clubs" card. This gave The Gray Man control over Helper's accounts, which he then used to insult and guide the players through. On March 8th, Helper contacted the players in the Internet Detectives Skype Group. Though his physical body had been killed, he still maintained an existence spiritually. Helper would occasionally visit Skype and ask the players to recover his hat, as his delivery abilities were greatly reduced due to its absence.

Unfortunately, the players were unable to recover Helper's Hat on their own. Helper seemingly recovered it himself after DeadOne was killed by Regiminis in 2012. On November of 2015, the players summoned Helper to the Lunar Children Forums. Here, the players tasked him with stealing away Tyler's Crescent Moon Necklace and delivering him a camera. Helper agreed to do so and departed. Helper presumably completed his task sometime in early 2016. He was suddenly attacked by Regiminis, however, resulting in his death. Following this, Regiminis retrieved the Crescent Moon Necklace from his body and gave it back to the Lunar Children. His hat was also sealed within the Parallelos by Regiminis so that he would no longer interfere with any plans.

Helper has not made a reappearance since his death in 2016. At some point, The Gray Man's spirit recovered the hat from within the Parallelos and sealed it away in the Astral Observatory Subspace. The players later accessed this Subspace in 2019 and recovered the hat to give it to GHOSTBABEL as a part of a deal to rescue Moonman. The hat remains in GHOSTBABEL's possession.

Personality

Helper has a very jovial personality, greeting the players in an upbeat manner regardless of the situation. Often referring to players as "adventurers", Helper appears to perceive everything around him as if it were a fantasy game of sorts, referring to "questgivers", "heroines", and "demons". Despite his often cheerful demeanor, Helper often comes off as a bit spiteful and sarcastic in his wording - likely due to him often losing possession of his prized hat.

Alternate Incarnations

Other timeline versions of Helper.

The status of Helper in the Astral Timeline isn't exactly known. He presumably never regained possession of his hat in this timeline, as IsocelesAssassin was never slain and instead escaped to the future with it. IsocelesAssassin still retains possession of this version of Helper's Hat to this day.

Archive

Relevant documents and files pertaining to Helper.

Conversations

3/7/15 - Chat with Helper - Within Hubris (JiD Thread)

ADULT_LINK 9:01 PM: ((The "New Wave Bossa Nova" is submitted))
Helper 9:02 PM: "Do you have need of assistance, adventurer?"
Eve 9:03 PM: "We need to help Douglas, how can we?"
Helper 9:05 PM: "I'm not particularly sure. Has he lost his mail?"
ADULT_LINK 9:07 PM: "No, he seems to have gone missing. He may have lost his mail as well though."
Helper 9:10 PM: "Ooh, that's droll. I may be able to find him, which will take me a fair bit. However, I will find the perpetrator who has taken his mail! Thank you for bringing this information to light, adventurer!"
Seeker 9:10 PM: "Dont forget his marbles."
Helper 9:12 PM: "That reminds me of when I was a child, fair maiden! I used to love my marbles, with small hornets encased inside."
Mugen Kagemaru 9:14 PM: "Beware the Twelfth Tribe, they observe too much."
Helper 9:17 PM: "That's dumb."
ADULT_LINK 9:17 PM: "I agree"
Dawn 9:18 PM: "How heavy is the package that you carry?"
Helper 9:20 PM: "I am not currently in possession of any package. However, I assure you that I deliver quite large packages, demon."
Eve 9:21 PM: "#rekt"
Mugen Kagemaru 9:22 PM: "That's no demon, my friend. That's just the Sun."
Dawn 9:22 PM: ""demon." y"
Helper 9:24 PM: "You know why, villain. You seek to create what the others do not."
Eve 9:25 PM: "Helper, if you find our friend Douglas. Can you deliver him to his home?"
Mugen Kagemaru 9:25 PM: ""You seek to create what the others do not." What would that be?"
Helper 9:28 PM: ""Helper, if you find our friend Douglas. Can you deliver him to his home?" I am not sure he would be able to survive with a lack of oxygen, maiden."
Helper 9:28 PM: ""What would that be?" The near opposite of what you wish, adventurer."
Seeker 9:30 PM: "Why not add oxygen tanks and some snacks in the box, it can be lifesize. Just a though..here.."
Mugen Kagemaru: "And what would be the near opposite of what we wish?"
Helper 9:35 PM: "Obviously the near opposite of what you wish, adventurer!"

Summary

• Helper chats with the players on the Within Hubris Forums. The ask him to rescue Doug from The Fishery.

3/7/15 - Chat with Helper - Within Hubris (JiD Thread)

Helper 9:35 PM: "I have found what you seek. DAMAGED. He is where you imagined he would be, adventurer."
Helper 9:39 PM: "i am not a hero"
Helper 9:58 PM: ((An audio file containing an SSTV signal depicting Helper's Hat sitting in a pool of blood is posted))
Eve 10:09 PM: "Helper? Are you still there?"
Helper 10:10 PM: "That insect has been dealt with."

Summary

• Helper arrives at The Fishery and is promptly killed.

3/8/15 - Chat with Helper - Skype (Internet Detectives)

[4:00:22 PM] *** Helper joined. ***
[4:00:35 PM] *** Kidpichu is confused ***
[4:00:36 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: helper?
[4:00:37 PM] Wolfcat: We should Mass Debate together over this issue
[4:00:37 PM] Archery 2000: o.m.g.
[4:00:48 PM] Archery 2000: they really are listening to the chat
[4:00:57 PM] Helper: Hello adventurers!
[4:00:58 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Hi helper! :D
[4:01:00 PM] Wolfcat: Hello!
[4:01:01 PM] Archery 2000: hi!
[4:01:03 PM] Captain Desdinova: Hey!
[4:01:04 PM] Kidpichu: XD
[4:01:09 PM] Helix 236: hi
[4:01:10 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: so what happened?
[4:01:12 PM] Le lune 'Jayckup': Helper!
[4:01:14 PM] Archery 2000: who is the postman?
[4:01:14 PM] Kidpichu: oh hello ^-^
[4:01:24 PM] Helper: You seem to be excited to meet me.
[4:01:25 PM] Grey: What was that pixie picture I don't even
[4:01:32 PM] Archery 2000: yes we are
[4:01:33 PM] Helper: Again.
[4:01:33 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Indeed we are
[4:01:42 PM] Archery 2000: indeed
[4:01:45 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: so what happened a while ago
[4:01:56 PM] Kidpichu: are you well?
[4:02:11 PM] eve sim: Hi, sorry I killed you
[4:02:13 PM] Wolfcat: Are you dead?
[4:02:29 PM] Skype: do you like yugioh?
[4:02:54 PM] *** Skype gives helper premium ***
[4:03:09 PM] Helper: Sadly, I am no longer a messanger.
[4:03:12 PM] *** Skype premium ***
[4:03:23 PM | Edited 4:03:29 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: did you lose your hat?
[4:03:23 PM] Grey: I actually haven't met you before Helper. So I can be excited if I want.
[4:03:33 PM] Archery 2000: did you lose your hat?
[4:03:56 PM] Kidpichu: why?
[4:04:30 PM] Helper: Yes, I have lost an important part of my person, adventurer.
[4:04:35 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Aww, that sucks
[4:04:35 PM] Le lune 'Jayckup': helper, Im happy that you are alive.
[4:04:44 PM] Le lune 'Jayckup': Can we get it back?
[4:04:49 PM] Helper: I do not feel alive.
[4:04:54 PM] Helix 236: can we help you get it back?
[4:05:00 PM] Archery 2000: can we help you?
[4:05:10 PM] Helper: I do not have a person any longer.
[4:05:18 PM] Le lune 'Jayckup': How do you mean?
[4:05:21 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Were you ascended?
[4:05:24 PM] Skype: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVTXPUF4Oz4
[4:05:27 PM] Le lune 'Jayckup': Ill give you a person.
[4:05:29 PM] Archery 2000: who was your person?
[4:05:29 PM] Kidpichu: D:
[4:05:38 PM] Wolfcat: Such as in masks.txt I'm guessing
[4:05:41 PM] eve sim: Again, I'm sorry.
[4:05:52 PM] Helper: I am without a body. A most peculiar predicament.
[4:06:11 PM] Grey: Must be hard to chat on skype from the spirit world.
[4:06:45 PM] Helper: I do not know what has happened to me.
[4:06:46 PM] Archery 2000: what is the last thing you recall from when you have your body?
[4:06:47 PM] Wolfcat: Who sent you to the shadow realm? [4:06:50 PM] Archery 2000: ah I see
[4:07:15 PM] eve sim: Can we help you somehow?
[4:07:36 PM] Helix 236: did something happen when you sleep?
[4:07:43 PM] Archery 2000: is there anything you can recall that might help us aid you?
[4:07:52 PM] Helper: I do not remember much past yesterday.
[4:07:59 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: I'm sorry D;
[4:08:03 PM] Archery 2000: what was the last thing you were doing?
[4:08:05 PM] Le lune 'Jayckup': Do you remember your name?
[4:09:21 PM] Helper: Skype?
[4:09:32 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: ?
[4:09:38 PM] Le lune 'Jayckup': What about skype?
[4:09:39 PM] Skype: yes?
[4:09:50 PM] *** Skype updates ***
[4:09:54 PM] Archery 2000: lol
[4:09:56 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: lol
[4:10:00 PM] Captain Desdinova: lol
[4:10:00 PM] Wolfcat: I'm guessing you don't know what medium you're speaking to us in
[4:10:22 PM] Helper: What is skype?
[4:10:44 PM] Skype: http://zeldawiki.org/images/thumb/7/7b/MM3D_Postman%27s_Hat.png/745px-MM3D_Postman%27s_Hat.png
[4:10:52 PM] Wolfcat: It's how we are communicating with you, no big deal.
[4:10:58 PM] Helper: Your questions clog my ears, adventurers.
[4:11:07 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Sorry about that
[4:11:19 PM] Helix 236: yeah We're sorry T.T
[4:12:01 PM] Archery 2000: do these numbers make any sense?
[4:12:02 PM] Archery 2000: 25 11 17 14
[4:12:48 PM] Archery 2000: well, I was looking at the message that was unsolved, and those are the numbers needed to make sense of each word from Caesar shifting
[4:13:14 PM] Helper: I am a corporeal spirit. Not a mathematician.
[4:13:23 PM] Archery 2000: apologies
[4:13:53 PM] eve sim: Helper, how can we help you?
[4:13:54 PM | Removed 4:14:52 PM] Wolfcat: This message has been removed.
[4:14:24 PM] Kidpichu: guys one at a time XD
[4:16:49 PM] Archery 2000: helper, are you still there?
[4:17:43 PM] Helper: I do not imagine you will be able to help me, adventurers.
[4:17:54 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: D;
[4:19:06 PM] Grey: Do you know how we can help Mason?
[4:20:17 PM] Helper: Mason is in no need of help currently, adventurer. The ones in need of help are yourselves.
[4:20:25 PM] Archery 2000: How can we help ourselves?
[4:21:05 PM] Helper: By helping yourselves, of course!
[4:21:22 PM] Grey: There is logic in what he says.
[4:21:37 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: What is it we need help with?
[4:21:48 PM] Helper: Everything.
[4:21:52 PM] Wolfcat: Helper, can you tell us what all you remember before becoming a spirit? If anything at all.
[4:21:53 PM] Captain Desdinova: I love you, Helper

Summary

• Helper informs the players that he has lost his hat, which he describes as a pert of his very being. Because of this, his messenger powers are reduced.

3/14/15 - Chat with Helper - Skype (Internet Detectives)

[10:03:07 AM] *** Helper joined. ***
[10:03:15 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: !!!
[10:03:26 AM] Helper: Hello adventurers.
[10:03:36 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: hi helper
[10:04:06 AM] Helper: I would be pleased to know if you've found any leads on the whereabouts of my hat.
[10:05:19 AM] Wolfcat: I believe we know who has your hat, but we haven't been able to contact him yet.
[10:06:12 AM] Helper: I see.
[10:06:18 AM] Grey: Helper! You're back!
[10:06:33 AM] Helper: Hello, tactician!
[10:06:43 AM] Archery 2000: hey helper!
[10:06:46 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: so helper
[10:06:51 AM] Archery 2000: way to go! first thing I see when I wake up ^^
[10:06:53 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: any luck getting your body back?
[10:07:42 AM] Mando 寒山: Yo yo yo
[10:07:48 AM] Helper: I have not, sadly.
[10:08:02 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: aw
[10:08:09 AM] Mando 寒山: What's up helpman
[10:08:43 AM] Helper: Not my spirits, sadly.
[10:09:01 AM] Archery 2000: did something happen?
[10:09:21 AM] Mando 寒山: I have some free bodies if you want any
[10:09:23 AM] Helper: I do not have a body.
[10:10:00 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: any way we could help?
[10:10:27 AM] Helper: I do not see how, adventurer.
[10:10:40 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: darn
[10:11:02 AM] Grey: How will we get your hat back to you once we find it?
[10:11:02 AM] Mando 寒山: Where's your body now
[10:11:05 AM] Helper: However, I may have some information you might need during your future endeavors.
[10:11:13 AM] Archery 2000: and that might be?
[10:11:18 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: mando, not the time
[10:11:23 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: we can explain later
[10:11:45 AM] Mando 寒山: Sure, lay it on us
[10:11:54 AM] Helper: I do not know, adventurer. If I knew where my body was, I would be in possession of it.
[10:12:15 AM] Archery 2000: helper, what is the information you have for us?
[10:13:42 AM] Helper: The one you call mason is still alive.
[10:13:59 AM] Archery 2000: is he in trouble?
[10:14:09 AM] Helper: Absolutely not.
[10:14:20 AM] Helper: He happens to be doing nothing.
[10:14:32 AM] Eve Sim: That's good to know.
[10:14:41 AM] Grey: thank goodness he's alive
[10:14:46 AM] Archery 2000: is he unable to do anything? or is it his choice to do nothing?
[10:15:00 AM] Helper: I imagine it is his choice.
[10:15:08 AM] Eve Sim: I have a question.
[10:15:21 AM] Helper: Yes, adventurer?
[10:15:46 AM] Eve Sim: Do you know if "The Vile Man" will be back soon?
[10:16:21 AM] Oceanstuck: quickly refreshes yshdt thread out of curiosity
[10:16:32 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: ocean, helper is back!
[10:16:40 AM] Helper: I do not know of which vile man you speak.
[10:16:44 AM] Oceanstuck: finds an image with the words "azure rebirth" hidden in it and moogen flipping his shit
[10:16:45 AM] Archery 2000: patrem
[10:16:45 AM] Eve Sim: Patrem
[10:16:57 AM] Oceanstuck: o hai helper
[10:17:35 AM] Helper: His actions are far outside what I will ever be able to perceive.
[10:17:47 AM] Helper: So no.
[10:17:58 AM] Eve Sim: Ok, thank you.
[10:18:02 AM] Mando 寒山: Oh, I got my internet back. Cool
[10:18:24 AM] Mando 寒山: Okay so does this Azure Rebirth stuff have anything to do with whatever forum Mugen made or is this a coincidence
[10:19:00 AM] Helper: Azure Rebirth?
[10:19:16 AM] Oceanstuck: shrugs thats what it said
[10:19:33 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Helper, im not sure how we could explain it to you without confusing you
[10:19:40 AM] Archery 2000: helper, do you know how our friend Doug is?
[10:19:45 AM] Grey: It was hidden in a clue we found.
[10:20:02 AM] Archery 2000: so azure rebirth was hidden in eyes
[10:20:07 AM] Helper: I do not know of any Azure Rebirth.
[10:20:11 AM] Oceanstuck: whats this azure rebirth thing mean anyway
[10:20:17 AM] Oceanstuck: those of you who actually know
[10:20:43 AM] *** Oceanstuck added Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙) ***
[10:20:52 AM | Removed 10:21:10 AM] Archery 2000: This message has been removed.
[10:20:52 AM] Helper: Doug is, as far as I know, still in his prison.
[10:21:02 AM] Archery 2000: I see, is there anything we can do to help him?
[10:21:03 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: his prison?
[10:21:23 AM] Helper: The fishery.
[10:21:27 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: ah.
[10:21:29 AM] Oceanstuck: describe the fishery
[10:21:38 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙): Helper did you get my message earlier?
[10:21:44 AM] Helper: My memories are still a little fuzzy.
[10:21:55 AM] Oceanstuck: try the best you can
[10:22:00 AM] Helper: It seemed to be a run down building.
[10:22:13 AM] Helper: I do not know how else to describe it.
[10:22:18 AM] Oceanstuck: oh
[10:22:20 AM] Oceanstuck: well you tried
[10:22:31 AM] Helper: I have not gotten your message, adventurer.
[10:22:38 AM] Archery 2000: is there anything we can do to help doug?
[10:22:46 AM] Helper: For I am not in possession of my hat.
[10:22:58 AM] Helper: I am no longer a messenger.
[10:23:01 AM] Mando 寒山: [10:21 AM] Helper: <<< It seemed to be a run down building.I do not know how else to describe it.Are there any defining characteristics you can remember? Cars, a sign, etc.
[10:23:02 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙): Helper, check your Private Messages on here and the forum
[10:23:06 AM] Oceanstuck: hey has anyone asked about that image with a bunch of our states of residence on it
[10:23:09 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙): The message is for you
[10:23:13 AM] Helper: There were no cars or signs.
[10:23:27 AM] Mando 寒山: How did you know it was a fishery
[10:23:27 AM] Helper: It was near a forested area, I believe.
[10:23:28 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: the one who we believe to have your had has not been in contact with us for a while
[10:23:50 AM] Helper: Because it was a fishery, adventurer!
[10:24:08 AM] Helper: This is most odd.
[10:24:15 AM] Archery 2000: what is?
[10:24:15 AM] Oceanstuck: helper i suggest you try to cut down on the tautologies
[10:24:18 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: what is?
[10:24:23 AM] Helper: You have gotten messages, yes?
[10:24:33 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙): No
[10:24:37 AM] Archery 2000: supposedly from you?
[10:24:38 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: from whom?
[10:24:58 AM] Helper: None whatsoever? Not even a video, picture, or hint?
[10:25:12 AM] Oceanstuck: what kind of messages are we talking
[10:25:17 AM] Helper: None other than the messenger, adventurer.
[10:25:18 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙): Nothing we could consider as such, no.
[10:25:30 AM] Helper: I have just listed them, heroine.
[10:25:39 AM] Oceanstuck: oh
[10:25:42 AM] Oceanstuck: heroine, huh
[10:25:47 AM] Helper: This is most odd indeed.
[10:25:47 AM] Oceanstuck: i like the sound of that
[10:25:50 AM] Oceanstuck: ^.^
[10:25:50 AM] Grey: Do you mean the videos with that weird shadow?
[10:25:55 AM] Archery 2000: I suppose some could have received messages?
[10:25:59 AM] Wolfcat: Do you mean, 'M'? Are they our Messenger?
[10:26:10 AM] Helper: The one in possession of the hat can share messages.
[10:26:17 AM] Oceanstuck: mason?
[10:26:22 AM] Oceanstuck: huh
[10:26:26 AM] Archery 2000: you have been quite active for the past few days
[10:26:28 AM] Oceanstuck: kinda weird youd say that
[10:26:33 AM] Oceanstuck: considering hes gone quiet on us
[10:26:38 AM] Helper: I do not know what the messenger has sent you, or what they call themselves.
[10:26:53 AM] Oceanstuck: how would we contact this messenger
[10:26:53 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙): Can you find out?
[10:27:14 AM] Archery 2000: would this count as a message? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-r4PMimSF7s
[10:27:15 AM] Archery 2000: ?
[10:27:34 AM] Helper: Of course not, they are messages for you, not I!
[10:27:45 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: ....hwat
[10:28:01 AM] Archery 2000: was it sent by you?
[10:28:36 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙): I have sent messages, Helper. Messages addressed to you. Did you receive them?
[10:29:07 AM] Helper: I do not understand your tongue.
[10:29:17 AM] Oceanstuck: he sent you shit
[10:29:21 AM] Helper: I am no longer the messenger.
[10:29:23 AM] Oceanstuck: he wants to know if you got it
[10:29:39 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙): They are not for you to pass along
[10:29:51 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙): They are for you to peruse
[10:29:57 AM] Grey: I believe it's clear helper hasn't gotten anything
[10:29:59 AM] Helper: The messenger has gotten them. You are trying my patience, adventurer, I have explained such.
[10:30:19 AM] Archery 2000: my apologies helper, we have been rather rude hosts
[10:30:23 AM] Kidpichu: hi ^-^
[10:30:23 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Guys, lets calm down with all of the questions
[10:30:25 AM] Oceanstuck: sry
[10:30:28 AM] Oceanstuck: hi pichu
[10:30:43 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙): It is my belief that I am not correctly wording my question. I am trying to correct this problem.
[10:31:01 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Oh also helper, I'm very sorry for my persistence last time you were here, i did not mean to come off as impatient
[10:31:30 AM] Helper: I understand your question, rude one. I am not an idiot.
[10:31:41 AM] Oceanstuck: welp
[10:31:45 AM] Grey: Helper, if I may ask, how can we get your hat to you once we've found it?
[10:32:10 AM] Helper: The one who owns the hat is the messenger.
[10:32:21 AM] Oceanstuck: how can we contact the messenger
[10:32:21 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙): Um, let me try this. Uh, Helper? Did the Messenger give you any messages from me?
[10:32:24 AM] Archery 2000: we have to get him to deliver it to you?
[10:32:26 AM] Helper: The messenger may relay messages across time and space.
[10:32:36 AM] Helper: You simply give me a message.
[10:32:43 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: I am very confused by all of this
[10:32:50 AM] Archery 2000: I see
[10:32:56 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: so when we get your hat, we have to use the hat to bring the hat to you?
[10:33:05 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙): I wonder if that's the point Thorin
[10:33:06 AM] Oceanstuck: pfp
[10:33:19 AM] Helper: I have not gotten any messages, adventurer.
[10:33:27 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙): There we go
[10:33:34 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙): Did it right
[10:33:36 AM] Helper: The messenger gets the messages. They relay the messages.
[10:33:45 AM] Archery 2000: can they choose not to relay the messages?
[10:33:46 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: :^)
[10:33:48 AM] Helper: I have spoken such three times now.
[10:33:48 AM] Oceanstuck: how do we give them messages to relay
[10:34:06 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙): You did not speak sense so we did not understand
[10:34:12 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Oi
[10:34:13 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: mugen
[10:34:15 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: chill
[10:34:17 AM] Oceanstuck: nah i think that was just you
[10:34:21 AM] Grey: I do believe we are being a bit repetitive.
[10:34:22 AM] Oceanstuck: shot
[10:34:26 AM] Helper: It is the job of the messanger to do such things as giving you chances to relay. I am not he.
[10:34:28 AM] Wolfcat: Mugen stop being rude : /
[10:34:33 AM] Oceanstuck: dammit
[10:34:37 AM] Betrayed in the Octagon: Can we focus on something more productive
[10:34:43 AM] Archery 2000: Helper, can the messenger choose not to relay the message?
[10:34:51 AM] Helper: Yes.
[10:34:52 AM] Oceanstuck: is there anything we could do to get him to let us send stuff
[10:34:58 AM | Edited 10:35:05 AM] Archery 2000: should we trust the current messenger?
[10:35:08 AM] Helper: I do not know whom it is.
[10:35:14 AM] Helper: You claim to know.
[10:35:29 AM] Grey: We believe Mason has the hat
[10:35:34 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: i believe his name is "mason" but we are not in contact with him
[10:35:38 AM] Helper: Then he is the messenger.
[10:35:41 AM] Grey: and is being chased by some sort of Shadow
[10:35:45 AM] Oceanstuck: how do we gain contact with him
[10:35:53 AM] Helper: I do not know.
[10:35:55 AM] Oceanstuck: aw
[10:35:59 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Hmmm
[10:36:04 AM] Helper: For I, once again, am not the messenger.
[10:36:21 AM] Oceanstuck: welp
[10:36:25 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: lets let soe of the other people ask some questions, don't want to be rude and hog all of the question time
[10:36:34 AM] Oceanstuck: ok
[10:36:37 AM] Betrayed in the Octagon: what's the meaning of the image you posted in the thread?
[10:37:21 AM] Helper: I have not given you any image.
[10:37:29 AM] Eve Sim: I understand helper. I'm sorry for the barrage by the others, we're not entirely organized at the moment
[10:37:37 AM] Oceanstuck: spirk, hes not the one posting in the thread
[10:37:41 AM] Betrayed in the Octagon: oh
[10:37:44 AM] Oceanstuck: eve were never organized
[10:37:44 AM] Betrayed in the Octagon: well shit
[10:37:45 AM] Grey: Told ya so
[10:37:46 AM] Archery 2000: Helper, is there any meaning when you call us hero/heroes/heroine?
[10:37:46 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Our communication skills are not very advanced.
[10:38:01 AM | Edited 10:38:07 AM] Archery 2000: or is it merely interchangeable with adventurer?
[10:38:23 AM] Helper: Young archer, a rock will always be a rock, no matter what you happen to call it.
[10:38:48 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Helper, I've been wondering. why were you calling some of us demons?
[10:38:51 AM] Helper: However, the demons seek to drive you off your course.
[10:38:56 AM] Helper: Be wary.
[10:39:07 AM] Archery 2000: are there still only two demons here?
[10:39:39 AM] Helper: I believe there are three now.
[10:39:50 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: any idea who the third one is?
[10:39:53 AM] Helper: One more by the name of link.
[10:39:57 AM] Oceanstuck: !!
[10:39:57 AM] Betrayed in the Octagon: how can we recognize them?
[10:39:57 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: what
[10:40:03 AM] Oceanstuck: hwat
[10:40:06 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: wait I am a demon?
[10:40:10 AM] Archery 2000: so ADULT LINK is a demon?
[10:40:11 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙): Thorin is a demon? What?
[10:40:27 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: I'm not sure how i feel about this.
[10:40:28 AM] Oceanstuck: its because i made an awful injoke about him isnt it
[10:40:30 AM] Helper: This is only my opinion on the subject.
[10:40:40 AM] Oceanstuck: wait
[10:40:43 AM] Mando 寒山: Can I get a list of all known demons
[10:40:49 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Mando
[10:40:50 AM] Oceanstuck: the other two demons, are they the same ones from before?
[10:40:57 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Circle, Dawn, and i guess Me
[10:41:06 AM] Oceanstuck: yeah but circle and dawn arent here
[10:41:16 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Oh that is true.
[10:41:19 AM] Helper: The potential demon speaks the truth.
[10:41:19 AM] Eve Sim: Ocean, it's doesn't matter
[10:41:19 AM] Oceanstuck: so im not sure if hes referring to them
[10:41:26 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: wait
[10:41:31 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: ocean is a potential demon?
[10:41:40 AM] Eve Sim: No guys Link is
[10:41:42 AM] Betrayed in the Octagon: I think he means you
[10:41:46 AM] Helper: No, you.
[10:41:47 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: oh
[10:41:49 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: alright
[10:41:51 AM] Oceanstuck: \(think)
[10:42:07 AM] Eve Sim: Seriously, Helper. I apologize deeply.
[10:42:11 AM] Archery 2000: Helper, I recall that the last time you spoke to us, you mentioned that people don't simply become demons
[10:42:13 AM] Oceanstuck: [10:41 AM] Helper: <<< No, you.im lost who do you mean by "you"
[10:42:20 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙): Eve knock it off
[10:42:28 AM] Archery 2000: No you was referring to link
[10:42:33 AM] Oceanstuck: ok
[10:42:37 AM | Edited 10:42:47 AM] Archery 2000: why is it that Link may now be a demon even though he wasn't previously
[10:42:45 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: well i mean
[10:42:50 AM] Helper: You ask him.
[10:42:51 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: i had been asking if i was one
[10:42:54 AM] Oceanstuck: maybe he just couldnt tell the first time
[10:42:57 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: and i ended up being called impatient
[10:42:58 AM | Edited 10:43:56 AM] Archery 2000: helper, being a demon is a matter of choice?
[10:44:02 AM] Helper: If that is all, I will be taking my leave of you.
[10:44:12 AM | Edited 10:44:43 AM] Oceanstuck: wait
[10:44:20 AM] Grey: I have one more question if that's alright
[10:44:21 AM] Archery 2000: helper, is being a demon a matter of choice?
[10:44:25 AM | Edited 10:44:33 AM] Helper: I would take an aspirin if I had hands.
[10:44:26 AM] Oceanstuck: me too
[10:44:45 AM] Eve Sim: Thank you helper.
[10:44:46 AM | Edited 10:44:56 AM] Archery 2000: Helper, are you in pain?
[10:44:58 AM] Helper: Yes, being a demon is a matter of choice.
[10:45:06 AM] Oceanstuck: how so
[10:45:13 AM] Oceanstuck: define this choice
[10:45:26 AM] Helper: Simply listening to all of you has given me considerable pain in my skull.
[10:45:32 AM] Archery 2000: My apologies
[10:45:35 AM] Oceanstuck: sry
[10:45:40 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: sorry about that helper.
[10:45:47 AM | Edited 10:46:15 AM] Archery 2000: I hope you do not hold it against us, we are just surprised at a second opportunity to speak to you
[10:46:05 AM] Grey: okay, now I have two questions
[10:46:14 AM] Eve Sim: Grey, he's leaving
[10:46:21 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: we really need to improve our communication skills, and decide what to say instead of barraging you with questions.
[10:46:26 AM] Oceanstuck: yeah
[10:46:37 AM] Grey: Yes, but I'm wondering why he has a headache if he's dead.
[10:46:43 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: he is a spirit
[10:46:50 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: he has a ghostly headache
[10:46:54 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: or so i would imagine
[10:46:55 AM] Archery 2000: helper, is there any final advice you can give us?
[10:47:00 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙): Spirits feel pain too guys
[10:47:00 AM] Eve Sim: ^
[10:47:04 AM] Oceanstuck: yeah that
[10:47:15 AM] Oceanstuck: lol link ninjad you
[10:47:20 AM] Helper: The level of idiocy has reached paranormal levels.
[10:47:26 AM] Eve Sim: ^^^^^^
[10:47:30 AM] Oceanstuck: sounds about normal
[10:47:31 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Sorry helper
[10:47:41 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙): Anyway
[10:47:43 AM] Archery 2000: Sorry helper, but I still have to ask, is there any final advice you can give us?
[10:47:48 AM] Grey: It's a fact that the larger a group is, the lower their IQ gets.
[10:47:59 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: everyone shh
[10:48:04 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙): Grey has one more question yes?
[10:48:04 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: please
[10:48:10 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: im starting to get a headache too
[10:48:19 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: and i imagine that Helpers is way larger
[10:48:25 AM] Helper: I will answer the tactician's last question.
[10:48:34 AM] Helper: And give one last piece of advice.
[10:49:30 AM] Oceanstuck: leans in to listen closely
[10:49:46 AM] Oceanstuck: which is kinda pointless since this is all text
[10:50:43 AM] Grey: Recently we've seen that the group of people who imprisoned Doug have found where some of us reside. I just want to know, who's still safe?
[10:51:55 AM] Helper: Whomever they cannot get to. While the group may know your location, they might not have the means to get to it.
[10:52:22 AM] Archery 2000: and the advice?
[10:52:27 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙): May I ask one final question before you give your advice?
[10:52:33 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: i believe that was the advice archery
[10:52:42 AM] Oceanstuck: too late moogs
[10:52:49 AM] Helper: I would protect your mailing addresses though. Just in case my hat is used for nefarious deeds.
[10:53:13 AM] Helper: I will allow one last question from the rude one.
[10:53:29 AM] Helper: But only to give him a chance to redeem himself.
[10:53:42 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙): What is the goal of your current journey?
[10:53:59 AM] Helper: He has not redeemed himself.
[10:53:59 AM] *** Stevey "Wolfe" Freeman gasp ***
[10:54:02 AM] Stevey "Wolfe" Freeman: helper
[10:54:08 AM] Grey: Saw that coming.
[10:54:10 AM] Oceanstuck: this revelation surprises no one
[10:54:13 AM] Stevey "Wolfe" Freeman: My friend! :D
[10:54:26 AM] Oceanstuck: LE GASP
[10:54:40 AM] Eve Sim: Helper, what was your last word of advice?
[10:54:45 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Well helper, i hope youquest to get you body back is successful, we shall continue to search for and regain your hat to you!
[10:54:49 AM] Oceanstuck: dont give your mailing addresses
[10:54:51 AM] Helper: I stated in the beginning, and throughout my replies, that I still no longer have my body, and am in search of it.
[10:54:51 AM | Edited 10:55:12 AM] Archery 2000: yes, if you've said your advice, could you repeat it?
[10:55:22 AM] Helper: I have not stated it yet.
[10:55:24 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙): The question was to clarify this. I thank you for it
[10:55:34 AM] Helper: I am thinking up some good sage advice.
[10:55:35 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙): Your advice, please?
[10:55:41 AM] Archery 2000: haha, we're all ears
[10:55:56 AM | Edited 10:55:58 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Helper you have the greatest personality
[10:56:00 AM] Oceanstuck: i like you helper
[10:56:10 AM] Grey: Why does Mugen's comments read like a Phoenix Wright cross examination.
[10:56:25 AM] Oceanstuck: PFFPT
[10:56:48 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙): Because I'm not rude, I am merely not intimidated.
[10:56:55 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: >_<
[10:56:58 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: stfu the rude one
[10:57:00 AM] Oceanstuck: hahahahahahaha
[10:57:01 AM] Mando 寒山: Not mutually exclusive duderino
[10:57:01 AM] Wolfcat: Nah you're pretty rude
[10:58:39 AM] Helper: Remember that, while you change events in the past, the future may also contact you. Also, the rude one is very rude, and also easily intimidated at the mention of their past. This goes for your member, and theirs.
[10:58:59 AM] Archery 2000: theirs?
[10:59:04 AM] Archery 2000: oh
[10:59:07 AM] Archery 2000: thank you
[10:59:18 AM] Oceanstuck: huh
[10:59:20 AM] Wolfcat: Thank you very much, Helper.
[10:59:23 AM] Archery 2000: again, sorry for the badgering
[10:59:25 AM] Grey: Thank you Helper.
[10:59:30 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Thank you for the sageful advice helper, i hope you get your body soon
[10:59:44 AM] Helper: I think that statement sets us at even odds, the one who calls themself Mugen.
[10:59:54 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙): That past belongs to another. He may be connected to me, and it was he who was angered by the remider
[11:00:01 AM] Oceanstuck: bullshit
[11:00:01 AM] *** Helper has left ***

Summary

• Helper continues asking the players for his hat. He also claims that there are various "demons" within the Internet Detectives, citing them as the players Circlehunter, ADULT_LINK, and Dawn.

3/23/15 - Chat with Helper - Skype (Internet Detectives)

[10:29:31 PM] *** Helper joined. ***
[10:29:39 PM] Oceanstuck: ohai
[10:29:53 PM] Helper: Hello, adventurers!
[10:29:59 PM] Grey: http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/796/799/3de.gif
[10:30:02 PM] Grey: wait what
[10:30:03 PM] Kidpichu: (>_<) my whole little pichu life has been a lie?
[10:30:10 PM] Oceanstuck: sup bruh
[10:30:20 PM] Grey: Hi helper!
[10:30:23 PM] Helper: Has it been, heroine?
[10:30:26 PM] Oceanstuck: logging all of this before i forget
[10:30:33 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: ... oh...
[10:30:41 PM] Kidpichu: hi ^-^
[10:30:42 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: is this the sassy, amazing helper that I know and love?
[10:31:04 PM] Helper: It seems that my hat has exchanged hands.
[10:31:10 PM] Oceanstuck: so ive heard
[10:31:17 PM] Grey: Indeed, a Grey man has it now.
[10:31:20 PM] Grey: Not me
[10:31:26 PM] Grey: Even though my name is Grey
[10:31:31 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: A douchier .... Greyier.... man
[10:31:36 PM] Helper: I cannot say I am pleased by this, but it seems the hat is closer to your grasp than you think.
[10:31:45 PM] The Sun: No, Grey has it.
[10:31:47 PM] The Sun: Kill him.
[10:31:51 PM] Oceanstuck: oh?
[10:31:55 PM] Grey: hrm?
[10:32:03 PM] Oceanstuck: huh
[10:32:06 PM] Oceanstuck: if its so close
[10:32:09 PM] Oceanstuck: how might we get it
[10:32:21 PM] Helper: How might you get it?
[10:32:28 PM] Oceanstuck: yeah how
[10:32:34 PM] Helper: How?
[10:32:54 PM] Oceanstuck: yes im asking how we could potentially get the hat
[10:32:57 PM] Grey: Who?
[10:33:11 PM] Helper: By taking it from this grey man!
[10:33:18 PM] Oceanstuck: ok
[10:33:20 PM] Oceanstuck: but first
[10:33:28 PM] The Sun: Seems like a simple concept.
[10:33:40 PM] Oceanstuck: how do we figure out exactly who and/or where the grey man is
[10:33:40 PM] Grey: Alright, here's the plan
[10:33:44 PM] Grey: I run up
[10:33:48 PM] Grey: and kick him in the nuts. Dawn, you run after me
[10:33:57 PM] Grey: and grab the hat
[10:34:04 PM] Oceanstuck: hahahaha
[10:34:06 PM] The Sun: But I am in space.
[10:34:07 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: I'LL TBAG THE PAINED BODY!
[10:34:14 PM] Grey: Explain MArio 3
[10:34:18 PM] Helper: By asking them who they are!
[10:34:27 PM] Oceanstuck: how do we know who to ask
[10:34:40 PM] Helper: The grey man, of course.
[10:34:44 PM] Helper: Who else?
[10:34:45 PM] Grey: Fine, Ocean will grab the hat
[10:34:48 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: .... ho boy
[10:34:55 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: but we've had no contact with this grey man.
[10:34:57 PM] Grey: Then we flee to mexico
[10:34:59 PM] Oceanstuck: you guys are hilarious
[10:35:01 PM] Grey: where we make the exchange
[10:35:04 PM] Kidpichu: could circle be the greyman? 3: he used to be a greyman but circle wouldn't take hats
[10:35:52 PM] Grey: The name of this operation will be called Ocean's 423
[10:39:05 PM] Helper: Once I gained my body back, I had to perform tasks for the one that claimed it before.
[10:39:24 PM] Oceanstuck: "the one that claimed it before"?
[10:39:25 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: ... intresting
[10:39:38 PM] Kidpichu: ....yaoi's...I'm sorry
[10:39:40 PM] Helper: They took my talent for running and used it for a thriving business they happened to have.
[10:40:04 PM] Grey: So it was pot
[10:40:09 PM] Helper: I simply had to run white powder cross-country!
[10:40:17 PM] Grey: or coke
[10:40:20 PM] Grey: or both
[10:40:26 PM] Oceanstuck: omai
[10:40:27 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: you're ... serious, arent you?
[10:40:29 PM] Oceanstuck: :O
[10:40:52 PM] Helper: I have no idea why I would not be serious, adventurer!
[10:41:12 PM] Oceanstuck: for amusement maybe
[10:41:17 PM] Oceanstuck: but i dont really think thats your thing
[10:41:28 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: I dont know how you supernatural beings.... function... but, where in the country "are you" ?
[10:41:47 PM] Helper: I am no longer supernatural.
[10:41:54 PM] Oceanstuck: was he ever supernatural
[10:41:59 PM] Helper: I currently reside in Jacksonville.
[10:42:04 PM] Helper: Florida.
[10:42:10 PM] Grey: Well now that you have your body we can get your hat back to you easier.
[10:42:11 PM] Oceanstuck: florida?
[10:42:22 PM] Helper: That is what I said.
[10:42:22 PM] Helper: That is what I said.
[10:42:29 PM] Oceanstuck: huh
[10:42:30 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: Oh hi Helper
[10:42:35 PM] Helper: Hello!
[10:42:38 PM] Oceanstuck: we have a friend whos from florida
[10:42:44 PM] Oceanstuck: interesting
[10:42:53 PM] Helper: Yes, Mason, I take it?
[10:43:05 PM] Oceanstuck: mason is from florida?
[10:43:11 PM] The Sun: Wait so
[10:43:13 PM] The Sun: Helper runs coke
[10:43:16 PM] The Sun: For a living
[10:43:24 PM] Grey: Yes he does
[10:43:32 PM] Oceanstuck: apparently
[10:43:35 PM] Kidpichu: i think it was to pay his debt though XD
[10:43:40 PM] Helper: Yes.
[10:43:44 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: Run the coke, wipe away the debt
[10:44:05 PM] Grey: SAy helper, do you think you could give Mason some back up if he ever needs it?
[10:44:12 PM] Kidpichu: circle dawn is a moon 3:
[10:44:19 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: i knew it
[10:44:22 PM] The Sun: I'M NOT
[10:44:25 PM] The Sun: UR A MOON
[10:44:26 PM] Oceanstuck: yeah you are
[10:44:27 PM] Oceanstuck: B)
[10:44:40 PM] Helper: Last time you asked me of this task, I died!
[10:44:47 PM] Oceanstuck: good point
[10:44:53 PM] Helper: Also, the demon is a male.
[10:44:58 PM] Oceanstuck: demon?
[10:45:01 PM] Kidpichu: 3'8 I don't want to beleaf it
[10:45:04 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: ... which demon?
[10:45:04 PM] Oceanstuck: circle?
[10:45:16 PM] Grey: I wasn't around for that, but wasn't the task to find doug and not help Mason?
[10:45:19 PM | Edited 10:45:36 PM] Oceanstuck: dawn?
[10:45:19 PM] Helper: The one called "BlackLuigi7".
[10:45:24 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: Well I am a demon and I am male
[10:45:24 PM] Oceanstuck: dawn
[10:45:28 PM] The Sun: wat
[10:45:29 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: Oh
[10:45:38 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: dawn.. what makes them a demon?
[10:45:42 PM] Grey: Working together with mason probably wouldn't cause you to die again
[10:45:47 PM] Helper: Yes, but you asked me to provide help.
[10:45:49 PM] Grey: probably
[10:45:50 PM] Oceanstuck: what are the defining characteristics of a demon
[10:46:01 PM] Helper: I do not wish to take this risk.
[10:46:11 PM] Helper: Well, I am glad you asked!
[10:46:12 PM] Grey: Alright, I won't force you.
[10:46:36 PM] Helper: Demons usually are in possession of horns and red skin.
[10:46:56 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: and... you think dawn looks like that?
[10:47:01 PM] Grey: Dawn, have you been hiding horns this entire time?
[10:47:04 PM] Helper: They are creatures of sin, whom try to entrap their victims in...
[10:47:05 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: If I could convey a sigh faithfully through text
[10:47:12 PM] Helper: Heavens no! The one called Dawn is a metaphorical demon.
[10:47:31 PM] Oceanstuck: oh
[10:47:32 PM] *** Kidpichu climbs onto dawns head pats pats ***
[10:47:35 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: oh..?
[10:47:43 PM] The Sun: Ur a demon
[10:47:47 PM] Grey: Metaphorical?
[10:47:48 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: I'm assuming it's the same for me
[10:47:53 PM] *** Grey tilts his head ***
[10:47:55 PM] Helper: Yes.
[10:47:59 PM] Helper: However
[10:48:09 PM] Helper: The one you call "Mando". Is a literal demon.
[10:48:28 PM] Kidpichu: dawn your still a sun to me~ ^-^
[10:48:33 PM] Oceanstuck: i shouldve guessed as much
[10:48:36 PM] Kidpichu: o:
[10:48:37 PM] The Sun: I am a sun though. ;-;
[10:48:40 PM] Grey: It was the punch wasn't it
[10:48:41 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: ... are demons capable of camoflaguing their true form?
[10:48:53 PM] Helper: I do not see why not.
[10:49:08 PM] Helper: Currently Circle and Dawn are doing such.
[10:49:14 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: ...
[10:49:15 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: :c
[10:49:18 PM] The Sun: :D
[10:49:24 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: Thank god I'm not a demon
[10:49:29 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: Could you imagine a british demon?
[10:49:31 PM] Oceanstuck: that explains things i guess
[10:49:36 PM] Grey: yes actually
[10:49:39 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: "I'm goin to fukin kick ur hed in and take u thell"
[10:49:41 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: there are two kinds of people
[10:49:45 PM] Oceanstuck: heheh
[10:49:52 PM] Helper: I happen to think all brits are demons.
[10:49:56 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: ...
[10:49:59 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: screw you too :c
[10:50:00 PM] Oceanstuck: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[10:50:01 PM] Kidpichu: D: circle you can be a nice demon~
[10:50:03 PM] Oceanstuck: SHOTS FIRED
[10:50:04 PM] Grey: rekt
[10:50:16 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: dawn can't even provide sick burns that hot
[10:50:23 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: I see...
[10:50:25 PM] The Sun: Yes I can. ;-;
[10:50:28 PM] Kidpichu: D: stevey
[10:50:29 PM] The Sun: British people sound dum
[10:50:33 PM] The Sun: c?
[10:50:35 PM] The Sun: rekt
[10:50:43 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: that was hot
[10:50:45 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: So mando was always a demon, huh?
[10:50:56 PM] *** Kidpichu rests on stevey's head pat pats ***
[10:50:58 PM] Helper: I believe so.
[10:51:06 PM] Oceanstuck: so
[10:51:12 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: .. so your information may not be correct?
[10:51:19 PM] Oceanstuck: if dawn and circle are metaphorical demons...
[10:51:21 PM] Oceanstuck: ...how so?
[10:51:23 PM] Kidpichu: you sound cool to me~
[10:51:32 PM] Helper: Just as any information may not be correct.
[10:51:38 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: .... true
[10:51:54 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: Helper, do you have a microphone? I want to hear dat sexy ex-mailman voice
[10:52:01 PM] Helper: Because they desire the opposite of you!
[10:52:05 PM] Oceanstuck: stevey we cant even do calls in here
[10:52:10 PM] Helper: I do not understand.
[10:52:16 PM] Oceanstuck: hm?
[10:52:19 PM] Oceanstuck: well dawn does yes
[10:52:22 PM] Oceanstuck: but circle
[10:52:28 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: hmm?
[10:52:33 PM] Oceanstuck: what desire exactly are you referrng to
[10:52:34 PM] Helper: If you cannot hear my voice, then how can you respond?
[10:52:37 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: ... what are you using to communicate with us, right now, helper?
[10:52:47 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: wait what?
[10:52:48 PM] Helper: I am speaking to you?
[10:52:50 PM] Kidpichu: D: so circle and dawn want what we don't want
[10:52:56 PM] The Sun: I want cake.
[10:52:56 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: ... speaking to us...?
[10:53:04 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: wait... what
[10:53:11 PM] Oceanstuck: well this is weird
[10:53:11 PM] Helper: ...Of course? How else?
[10:53:15 PM] Oceanstuck: anyway
[10:53:19 PM] Oceanstuck: what does circle want that we dont
[10:53:22 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: I just want to keep our guys alive
[10:53:40 PM] Oceanstuck: anything else?
[10:53:47 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: Nope
[10:53:48 PM] Helper: I don't know. Ask him.
[10:53:59 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: I mean, that's the goal right?
[10:54:07 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: thats what a demon WOULD say
[10:54:11 PM] Kidpichu: I think i remember someone saying circle disagreed about something
[10:54:13 PM] Eve Sim: Hello guys
[10:54:17 PM] The Sun: (secretly Circle wants to make Mason and Doug fuse together and kill everyone)
[10:54:19 PM] Oceanstuck: hey eve
[10:54:23 PM] The Sun: Yo
[10:54:25 PM] Oceanstuck: pffpfphaha
[10:54:38 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: Mason and Doug will fusion dance and form...
[10:54:40 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: DOUGSON
[10:54:48 PM] Helper: That may kill most, yes.
[10:54:56 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: Hi Eve
[10:54:57 PM] Oceanstuck: im not fond of that mental image
[10:55:04 PM] Helper: I cannot think of a more volatile reaction.
[10:55:06 PM] Kidpichu: notp
[10:55:27 PM] Grey: I can only picture that ending with a lovecraftian horror.
[10:55:29 PM] Kidpichu: hi eve
[10:55:42 PM] The Sun: Guys
[10:55:44 PM] The Sun: Don't you get it
[10:55:48 PM] The Sun: Doug x Mason
[10:55:51 PM] The Sun: Doug enters mason
[10:55:57 PM] The Sun: And "fuses" with him.
[10:56:02 PM] The Sun: Causing a "volatile reaction"
[10:56:03 PM] Oceanstuck: hwat
[10:56:05 PM] Eve Sim: Are we being visited again? Hello Helper!
[10:56:09 PM] Grey: ......
[10:56:09 PM] Kidpichu: o////o go ooon
[10:56:17 PM] Helper: Welcome!
[10:56:20 PM] *** Grey covers his ears ***
[10:56:22 PM] The Sun: It would cause a flood.
[10:56:25 PM] The Sun: A flood of semen.
[10:56:26 PM] Kidpichu: oh eve helper is alive again
[10:56:32 PM] The Sun: THAT WILL ENGULF THE WORLD
[10:56:35 PM] The Sun: AND KILL ALL
[10:56:47 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: Yeah he's physically alive and it's awesome
[10:56:54 PM] Eve Sim: Did he get his hat back?
[10:56:55 PM] Grey: It's like chapter 16.5 of SAO
[10:56:57 PM] Kidpichu: no
[10:56:57 PM] Oceanstuck: no
[10:57:02 PM] Oceanstuck: grey dude still has it
[10:57:09 PM] Helper: That may be what Dawn wants.
[10:57:20 PM] Oceanstuck: thats nasty
[10:57:30 PM] Oceanstuck: 10/10 demonic
[10:57:39 PM] Grey: Dawn wants the world to be covered in semen? Dude watched too much Evangelion
[10:57:44 PM] Kidpichu: oh and dawns a moon
[10:57:45 PM] Helper: He would rather everyone die by male fluids.
[10:57:55 PM] The Sun: I'm not a moon. ;-;
[10:58:04 PM] Kidpichu: dawn is a soon
[10:58:04 PM] Helper: He is not a moon.
[10:58:11 PM] Eve Sim: Is Grey Man a bad person?
[10:58:12 PM] Helper: He is a male teenager.
[10:58:19 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: Helper... the grey man used your hat to deliver a mask to Mugen, unless that was you... he used that mask to his advantage.. hopefully this did not aid the grey man..
[10:58:29 PM] Helper: With the stink of demon about him.
[10:58:38 PM] Oceanstuck: thorin?
[10:58:40 PM] Kidpichu: D: no he isn't he is a sun...
[10:58:43 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: do you advise we use any futher items we get from this grey man.. ?
[10:58:45 PM] The Sun: :<
[10:59:02 PM] Grey: Does that mean Dawn should take a holy shower?
[10:59:17 PM] Eve Sim: ... A golden holy shower
[10:59:22 PM] Kidpichu: i have a bottle of holywater
[10:59:25 PM] Helper: I haven't a clue, for I am not aware who or what this grey man is.
[10:59:42 PM] Helper: It would require much more than a shower.
[10:59:53 PM] Grey: save it, we need the holy water to test for fake floors while gather Dracula's parts.
[10:59:53 PM] Oceanstuck: repentance?
[10:59:56 PM] Helper: The only way to save that man is through death.
[11:00:02 PM] Kidpichu: hey circle did chu find a hat?
[11:00:04 PM] Oceanstuck: what man
[11:00:06 PM] Kidpichu: DDDD:
[11:00:08 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: ...that's a little extreme, dont you think?
[11:00:13 PM] Eve Sim: On 3/24/2015, at 1:59 AM, helpmail wrote:> I haven't a clue, for I am not aware who or what this grey man is.He has your hat
[11:00:15 PM] The Sun: Imma just walk away
[11:00:16 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: I have not found a hat
[11:00:28 PM] Helper: I do know of this, Eve.
[11:00:48 PM] Helper: And no, Dawn is too set along a path.
[11:00:58 PM] Oceanstuck: hm?
[11:01:04 PM] Helper: There is no saving him, as there is no saving Mando.
[11:01:11 PM] Oceanstuck: ohh...
[11:01:16 PM] Oceanstuck: well shit
[11:01:20 PM] Eve Sim: Poor condemned Mando
[11:01:21 PM] Kidpichu: >^< Dawn I'll protect you!
[11:01:33 PM] *** The Sun takes Pichu and leaves ***
[11:01:34 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: were they the two destined to die in the poem..?
[11:01:43 PM] Kidpichu: and ok circle
[11:01:44 PM] Oceanstuck: dawn and mando?
[11:01:44 PM] Helper: I do not know.
[11:01:54 PM] Helper: A demon is still useful.
[11:01:54 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: hmm...
[11:02:12 PM] Oceanstuck: true...
[11:02:32 PM] Oceanstuck: i mean circ is a cool guy usually
[11:02:37 PM] Oceanstuck: keeps us cohesive often
[11:02:42 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: aww stoppit
[11:02:49 PM] Grey: wait what if the GRey man is Circle from the future
[11:02:58 PM] Eve Sim: Ya big useful demon
[11:03:04 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: Helper, is that you on our forums...?
[11:03:07 PM] Oceanstuck: cmere circle
[11:03:10 PM] Helper: Circle can be saved.
[11:03:16 PM] *** Oceanstuck goes to give circle a big noogie ***
[11:03:21 PM] Helper: I do not know what these forums are.
[11:03:28 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: .... curious..
[11:03:29 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: my hair
[11:03:41 PM] Oceanstuck: the other place where we used to meet
[11:03:48 PM | Edited 11:03:53 PM] Grey: Yeah that
[11:03:54 PM] Kidpichu: maybe the other place we gather ?
[11:04:02 PM] Helper: I do not know what you mean.
[11:04:13 PM] Helper: I have always met you on your journey.
[11:04:28 PM] Eve Sim: Hey Circle, you can be saved! Isn't that nice.
[11:04:33 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: It is indeed!
[11:04:47 PM] The Sun: Through death you can be saved. :DDDDDD
[11:05:03 PM] Oceanstuck: dawn please
[11:05:24 PM] Kidpichu: =^= I-I'l still protect chu dawn
[11:05:34 PM] The Sun: (ง°ل͜°)ง
[11:05:51 PM] Oceanstuck: yeah im not intent on having him dead either
[11:05:56 PM] Kidpichu: ^-^ circle too
[11:06:03 PM] Helper: It is your decision.
[11:06:04 PM] Oceanstuck: and everyone else
[11:06:18 PM] Helper: However.
[11:06:42 PM] Kidpichu: ?
[11:06:51 PM] Helper: When I acquire my hat once more, I will lend you an item that may help you on your quest.
[11:07:09 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: will you give it to all of us?
[11:07:18 PM] Grey: Do we get a hint of what it is?
[11:07:18 PM] Grey: Do we get a hint of what it is?
[11:07:36 PM] Oceanstuck: wait wait
[11:07:39 PM] Helper: You will be able to use it to protect from a demon's powers.
[11:07:43 PM] Oceanstuck: our past is often your future
[11:07:49 PM] Helper: But only in times of need.
[11:08:07 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: ... are you saying mando and the rest will turn on us?
[11:08:08 PM] Kidpichu: XD i think we should find his hat first~
[11:08:12 PM] Oceanstuck: what if from our perspective we already have the item
[11:08:12 PM] Helper: It will be for the group.
[11:08:19 PM] Oceanstuck: well i guess we should get the hat anyway
[11:08:25 PM] Oceanstuck: to fulfill the time loop
[11:08:28 PM] Grey: I think I see what you mean ocean
[11:08:42 PM] The Sun: I don't. :P
[11:08:42 PM] Eve Sim: We'll try to get your hat back, as soon as we contact the person who has it.
[11:08:42 PM] Eve Sim: We'll try to get your hat back, as soon as we contact the person who has it.
[11:09:03 PM] Oceanstuck: hey question
[11:09:05 PM] Oceanstuck: the grey man
[11:09:09 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: This Grey Man takes an awfully long time to respond...
[11:09:12 PM] Oceanstuck: was he a literal demon or a metaphorical one
[11:09:15 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: Just like Patrem.. slow assholes..
[11:09:15 PM] Grey: Essentially, we don't have the hat yet, because we haven't gone back in time to get it
[11:09:15 PM] Grey: Essentially, we don't have the hat yet, because we haven't gone back in time to get it
[11:09:33 PM] Grey: And the one who goes back in time to get it
[11:09:37 PM] Grey: is the grey man
[11:09:51 PM] Oceanstuck: so
[11:09:57 PM] Oceanstuck: time loop
[11:09:57 PM] Helper: I do not understand.
[11:10:02 PM] Kidpichu: ack stevey is the greyman the one who is pretending to be helper on the forum?
[11:10:03 PM] Oceanstuck: god dammit this is gonna get so weird
[11:10:08 PM] Grey: time travel
[11:10:18 PM] Grey: which means
[11:10:20 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: .. I assume so
[11:10:27 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: Oh Stevey
[11:10:28 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: I asked him once if he was the grey man, and he responded with "I am the second"
[11:10:29 PM] Oceanstuck: as a homestuck, god fucking dammit
[11:10:29 PM] Grey: if we specify the place the grey man should leave the hat
[11:10:36 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: Oh nevermind that was the thing
[11:10:36 PM] Helper: You are in my timeline currently, as far as I can discern.
[11:10:55 PM] Grey: helper can go get the hat from that spot in the future
[11:10:55 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: I wasn't aware that he answered you
[11:11:08 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: yeah... he did :c
[11:11:16 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: he keeps quoting someone though... quite worrying
[11:11:17 PM] The Sun: Wait, I'm a little confused.
[11:11:17 PM] The Sun: Wait, I'm a little confused.
[11:11:22 PM] The Sun: I thought we already were in the past?
[11:11:22 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: seems to imply he's posessed..
[11:11:39 PM] Grey: we're in the future of the past
[11:11:43 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: I thought we were communicating into the past from the future
[11:11:48 PM] Oceanstuck: fucking time shit
[11:11:56 PM] The Sun: I don't get how that changes the items, though.
[11:12:08 PM] The Sun: We've been getting items with no need to go "into the past"
[11:12:11 PM] Grey: it doesn't
[11:12:16 PM] Grey: it's a bootstrap paradox
[11:12:17 PM] Eve Sim: Grey, I think your confused
[11:12:19 PM] The Sun: So this doesn't affect the hat at all.
[11:12:25 PM] Oceanstuck: i think we can interact with both 2009 and 2015 at will as if they were the present
[11:12:31 PM] The Sun: ^
[11:12:41 PM] Grey: how am I confused
[11:13:05 PM] Helper: I think I can solve your concerns.
[11:13:10 PM] Oceanstuck: oh thanks
[11:13:12 PM] Oceanstuck: in advance
[11:13:21 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: ... go ahead
[11:13:25 PM] Helper: Don't think about it so hard.
[11:13:42 PM] Oceanstuck: ...of course not
[11:13:59 PM] Kidpichu: oh
[11:14:20 PM] Kidpichu: helper got his body back so does that mean he has page 8 now?
[11:14:31 PM] Grey: page 8?
[11:14:45 PM] Oceanstuck: o shit that old thing
[11:14:46 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: The newspaper
[11:14:46 PM] Helper: I do not know of this page 8.
[11:14:48 PM] Oceanstuck: i almost forgot about that
[11:14:53 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: you people are so rude... talking as if helper is not here...
[11:15:03 PM] Kidpichu: the news article
[11:15:12 PM] Kidpichu: D: I'm sorry Q^Q
[11:15:19 PM] Grey: whatchu talkin about
[11:15:35 PM] Grey: I'm just planning out loud
[11:15:44 PM] Eve Sim: On 3/24/2015, at 2:15 AM, Kidpichu wrote:> the news article I think that has no relevance anymore
[11:15:49 PM] Helper: I will require a sacrifice of a girl who has a fascination of yellow mice.
[11:15:58 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: ...
[11:15:59 PM] Oceanstuck: pichu??
[11:16:03 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: what sort of sacrifice?
[11:16:08 PM] Grey: WEll, that came out of nowhere
[11:16:12 PM] Helper: Death.
[11:16:18 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: .... wait.. what? why?
[11:16:18 PM] Oceanstuck: HWAT
[11:16:21 PM] Eve Sim: Well pichu.. Time to hit the dusty trail
[11:16:26 PM] Kidpichu: Q^Q I can't
[11:16:32 PM] Oceanstuck: are you fucking with us
[11:16:35 PM] Grey: Now hold on a second
[11:16:36 PM] Helper: I am just kidding, adventurer s.
[11:16:39 PM] Kidpichu: I gotta let wolf know
[11:16:47 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: ....ha ha... very funny, mailman.
[11:16:50 PM] Grey: :|
[11:16:52 PM] Oceanstuck: ill take that as a yes...
[11:16:53 PM] Kidpichu: but he's asleep
[11:17:02 PM] Oceanstuck: fuckin christ
[11:17:06 PM] Oceanstuck: you had me there
[11:17:08 PM] Grey: Ahem...Well then...
[11:17:29 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: Hey Eve, you copying all this?
[11:17:31 PM] The Sun: ...We're still gonna kill Pichu, right?
[11:17:36 PM] Kidpichu: Q^Q I'm not scared of death though~
[11:17:36 PM] Oceanstuck: im already logging it circ
[11:17:43 PM] Oceanstuck: ive been logging it since helper first got here
[11:17:47 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: I see what you mean by demon now, helper..
[11:18:00 PM] Eve Sim: No, I'm on my phone. Thanks ocean
[11:18:05 PM] Oceanstuck: welcome
[11:18:11 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: I need sleep soon
[11:18:12 PM] Helper: If you say so, adventurer.
[11:18:22 PM] Oceanstuck: i should sleep too but this is just too interesting
[11:18:36 PM] Kidpichu: No dawn 3: wolf is not here
[11:18:41 PM] Helper: I need to take my leave now. One more job and my debt is lifted.
[11:18:49 PM] Grey: Alrighty
[11:18:50 PM] Oceanstuck: oh
[11:18:54 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: what is this job..?
[11:18:55 PM] Grey: Good luck Helper
[11:18:55 PM] Oceanstuck: one more question
[11:18:57 PM] Oceanstuck: real quick
[11:18:57 PM] Eve Sim: So this Helper isn't the one posting on the forum?
[11:19:00 PM] Helper: Have you any more questions?
[11:19:12 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: ... make this count
[11:19:21 PM] Helper: I count 3.
[11:19:26 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: ...
[11:19:33 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: ha.. ha..
[11:19:33 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: I get it
[11:19:35 PM] Grey: xD
[11:19:39 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: lol
[11:19:42 PM] Oceanstuck: dammit stevey now i dont know if i wanna ask what i was about to ask
[11:19:52 PM] Oceanstuck: fuck it
[11:19:53 PM] Oceanstuck: the grey guy, is he a literal demon or a metaphorical one
[11:19:53 PM] Grey: ask
[11:19:58 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: Now I remember why I missed this guy..
[11:20:00 PM] Helper: I do not know.
[11:20:15 PM] Oceanstuck: oh
[11:20:30 PM] Oceanstuck: i feel like i just wasted a question
[11:20:39 PM] Helper: You have.
[11:20:43 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: If nobody else had one, then I think you're fine
[11:20:48 PM] Oceanstuck: god dammit
[11:20:49 PM] Kidpichu: he's close though but how close is close
[11:21:00 PM] Helper: Close enough.
[11:21:10 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: He's among us?
[11:21:15 PM] Helper: If it is even a he.
[11:21:20 PM] Grey: IT's too bad we don't have anything that can pull that hat towards us.
[11:21:24 PM] Helper: Their figure is most feminine.
[11:21:24 PM] Grey: wait
[11:21:27 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: well grey MAN implies they're a man...
[11:21:39 PM] Kidpichu: O: its a chic
[11:21:40 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: y'know... just saying...
[11:21:41 PM] Oceanstuck: idk huge trenchcoat
[11:21:44 PM] Helper: You are the ones who mentioned it was a man.
[11:22:02 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: so they have a feminine build...h uh?
[11:22:18 PM] Grey: Well that rules me and circle out I assume
[11:22:23 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: This just got a hell of a lot more interesting
[11:22:36 PM] Grey: Looks like we have a trap on our hands.
[11:22:39 PM] Kidpichu: so are they in this group?
[11:22:42 PM] Helper: I didn't take you for a ladies man, demon.
[11:22:47 PM] Oceanstuck: man for a woman i guess
[11:22:52 PM] Helper: I do not know, rat lover.
[11:22:58 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: rat lover..
[11:23:05 PM] Kidpichu: 3: it's mice not rats
[11:23:06 PM] The Sun: Can I get amazing demon powers?
[11:23:48 PM] Kidpichu: .....is a wolfcat lover....is really sorry
[11:23:49 PM] Helper: Demons are characterized by their wiles and powers.
[11:24:15 PM] Helper: I must take my leave.
[11:24:20 PM] Oceanstuck: wiles and powers huh
[11:24:23 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: what is this final job, helper?
[11:24:29 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: it's nothing.. extreme, is it?
[11:24:33 PM] Kidpichu: ^
[11:24:41 PM] Grey: I'm assuming it's moving more white stuffs
[11:24:42 PM] Oceanstuck: i guess those have to do with swaying people to their side away from us
[11:25:17 PM] Grey: I have to wonder
[11:25:27 PM] Helper: It is to run "nazi gold" across the border of Mexico into the united states, then moving through Canada into Russia by boat, then trading it off there.
[11:25:40 PM] Oceanstuck: hwat
[11:25:43 PM] Eve Sim: Bye Helper, thanks again.
[11:25:51 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: Good luck with your smuggling op, Helper
[11:25:57 PM] Helper: Yes. Bye!
[11:26:01 PM] *** Helper has left ***
[11:26:05 PM] Grey: Oh, goodbye Helper
[11:26:07 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: hmm..
[11:26:09 PM] Grey: aaand he's gone
[11:26:15 PM] The Sun: Helper got more badass.
[11:26:18 PM] Kidpichu: bye bye
[11:26:30 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: [11:26 PM] The Sun:
<<< Helper got more badass.Silence, demon. No more from you.
[11:26:33 PM] Grey: So what if we used the hookshot to grab the hat?
[11:26:33 PM] The Sun: Less fun doe
[11:26:35 PM] The Sun: fuq u

Summary

• Helper confirms that his hat has been passed on from Mason to The Gray Man. He also claims that his body has been claimed by the Mexican drug cartel. He has now regained his body, but is being forced to pay off his debt to the cartel by delivering drugs and "Nazi gold" for them. He also promises that once the players retrieve his mask for him, he will grant them an item that will help them ward off demons.

3/30/15 - Chat with Helper - Skype (Internet Detectives)

[11:13:42 PM] *** Helper joined. ***
[11:13:48 PM] Oceanstuck: ohai helper
[11:13:53 PM] Wolfcat: Hello Helper
[11:13:54 PM] Mando 寒山: Oh hi mark
[11:14:00 PM] Eve Sim: Hi Helper <3
[11:14:04 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: hi helper
[11:14:11 PM] Helper: Hello there adventurers and demon!
[11:14:22 PM] Helper: I have completed my quest.
[11:14:23 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: ;3
[11:14:24 PM] Oceanstuck: i thought he was a half demon
[11:14:30 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: shh don't be picky ocean
[11:14:34 PM] Oceanstuck: ok
[11:14:36 PM] Mando 寒山: no I'm the super demon king remember
[11:14:38 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: at least im something
[11:14:39 PM] Helper: I would like to know how your travels are going?
[11:14:51 PM] Oceanstuck: wait so youre demise from skyward sword mando?
[11:14:56 PM] Mando 寒山: All good homie how's it hangin
[11:14:57 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: guys guys
[11:15:03 PM] Helper: I do not know of this sword.
[11:15:04 PM] Oceanstuck: (watch that go over helpers head lol)
[11:15:06 PM] Mando 寒山: [11:14 PM] Oceanstuck:
<<< wait so youre demise from skyward sword mando?Tiny bit less homoerotic
[11:15:10 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: everyone pay attention to helper, no fuckery for a minute
[11:15:15 PM] Oceanstuck: ninjad
[11:15:19 PM] Helper: I do know of homoerotic.
[11:15:24 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: >_<
[11:15:24 PM] Wolfcat: Oh?
[11:15:29 PM] Grey: It's going fine Helper, I've discovered Pumpkin Island
[11:15:36 PM] Mando 寒山: Alright so
[11:15:46 PM] Helper: There is no such thing.
[11:15:56 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Helper, appearently Dawn has demon powers
[11:15:56 PM] Mando 寒山: You asked how we've been
And we gathered the facts
And we voted to take control of Doug's save file
[11:15:58 PM] Oceanstuck: so help what brings you here
[11:16:09 PM] Helper: Well, of course!
[11:16:25 PM] Helper: What would a demon be without powers?
[11:16:31 PM] Mando 寒山: Pretty shite
[11:16:39 PM] Oceanstuck: i thought he was a metaphorical one though
[11:16:41 PM] Helper: A red person!
[11:16:45 PM] Oceanstuck: do those count for getting to have powers
[11:16:45 PM] Wolfcat: Helper how do we become angels? Besides getting killed.
[11:17:01 PM] Helper: Angels?
[11:17:05 PM] Oceanstuck: people dont become angels when they die they become saints
[11:17:10 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: helper, im a demon
[11:17:14 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: but i don't have powers ;-;
[11:17:16 PM] Oceanstuck: wolf learn your christian dogma will you
[11:17:20 PM] Helper: You are half demon.
[11:17:27 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: ;(
[11:17:39 PM] Helper: And I do not sympathize with you, foul creature.
[11:17:47 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Oki
[11:17:50 PM] Eve Sim: #shotsfired
[11:17:51 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: i luv u too
[11:17:52 PM] Mando 寒山: Helper do you want to play Mario Kart with me
[11:17:53 PM] Oceanstuck: harsh
[11:17:54 PM] Grey: Link, You must learn to control Tetsaiga and travel with a Japanese school girl.
[11:18:21 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: uhh
[11:18:26 PM] Oceanstuck: anyway helper
[11:18:26 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: i don't know much about inuyasha
[11:18:30 PM] Oceanstuck: whatcha doin here
[11:18:30 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: whatever
[11:18:54 PM] Eve Sim: Ocean, he came to ask about our adventures
[11:18:55 PM] Helper: I have came to see how the quest is going.
[11:19:00 PM] Oceanstuck: of course
[11:19:02 PM] Oceanstuck: what did i expect
[11:19:09 PM] Helper: I hope you all are having a venerable time.
[11:19:24 PM] Oceanstuck: venerable how
[11:19:55 PM] Helper: Do you know what venerable means, young lady?
[11:20:10 PM] Kidpichu: cough ok i think i swallowed a leaf
[11:20:21 PM] Oceanstuck: ven·er·a·ble
ˈven(ə)rəb(ə)l/
adjective
adjective: venerable
    accorded a great deal of respect, especially because of age, wisdom, or character.
    "a venerable statesman"
    synonyms: respected, venerated, revered, honored, esteemed, hallowed, august, distinguished, eminent, great, grand
    "the venerable Martin Steed joined our faculty in 1962"
        (in the Roman Catholic Church) a title given to a deceased person who has attained a certain degree of sanctity but has not been fully beatified or canonized.
        (in the Anglican Church) a title given to an archdeacon.
[11:20:22 PM] Eve Sim: ven·er·a·ble
ˈven(ə)rəb(ə)l/
adjective
adjective: venerable
    accorded a great deal of respect, especially because of age, wisdom, or character.
[11:20:26 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: jesus
[11:20:29 PM] Helper: That is not healthy!
[11:20:48 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: guys can we focus
[11:20:58 PM] Helper: In this instance, young lady, venerable simply means grand.
[11:21:06 PM] Wolfcat: But yes, our quest. We're currently trying to heal our friend Doug.
[11:21:10 PM] Oceanstuck: ok
[11:21:16 PM] Kidpichu: Q^Q i am never making tea alone again
[11:21:17 PM] Oceanstuck: we think theres something wrong with him
[11:21:21 PM] Oceanstuck: brainwashing maybe
[11:21:23 PM] Wolfcat: Well, he I guess he's still our friend.
[11:21:30 PM] Wolfcat: He's a weird kid
[11:21:40 PM] Oceanstuck: yeah i dont wanna give up on him
[11:21:44 PM] Oceanstuck: and i dont intend to
[11:21:48 PM] Helper: I do not know how I can be of assistance.
[11:21:53 PM] Oceanstuck: so i wont
[11:22:09 PM] Oceanstuck: hmm
[11:22:12 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: helper, to be honest i think we're very scattered about what we are doing right now.
[11:22:44 PM] Eve Sim: [11:21 PM] Helper:
<<< I do not know how I can be of assistance.Why not run back in to the fishery to talk to doug?
[11:22:48 PM] Oceanstuck: hey what if we had helper hang out with mason
[11:22:52 PM] Wolfcat: Eve nooo
[11:22:56 PM] Oceanstuck: [11:21 PM] Helper:
<<< I do not know how I can be of assistance.Helper, Today 8:21 PMWhy not run back in to the fishery to talk to doug?last time he did that he died
[11:22:59 PM] Wolfcat: Are you addicted to killing helper
[11:23:02 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: eve that sounds like a terrible idea
[11:23:12 PM] Helper: I will do that this instance!
[11:23:12 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: do you want helper to die again?
[11:23:15 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: NO
[11:23:21 PM] Oceanstuck: wait what
[11:23:21 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: HELPER PLS
[11:23:27 PM] Oceanstuck: is that for me or eve
[11:23:29 PM] Mando 寒山: That's weird.
[11:23:34 PM] Wolfcat: Helper no I can't stand to lose you again
[11:23:39 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: EVE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
[11:23:40 PM] Oceanstuck: guys
[11:23:43 PM] Kidpichu: helper is gonna poof again D: ?
[11:23:45 PM] Oceanstuck: what if hes talking to me
[11:23:48 PM] Mando 寒山: Didn't know T-Mobile was allowed to put random cell towers so close to schools.
[11:23:49 PM] Eve Sim: Ok, Helper don't
[11:23:55 PM] Helper: I am not running to the fishery. I was simply joking.
[11:24:03 PM] Oceanstuck: oh
[11:24:08 PM] Helper: What are you on about, Demon?
[11:24:09 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: (whew)
[11:24:13 PM] Oceanstuck: what about hanging out with mason
[11:24:16 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: what?
[11:24:22 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: i don't want you to die ;-;
[11:24:23 PM] Eve Sim: My ribs are nearly broken from laughing so hard
[11:24:26 PM] Wolfcat: Mason's like, with Doug now right
[11:24:31 PM] Wolfcat: He's in danger too
[11:24:33 PM] Oceanstuck: is he
[11:24:35 PM] Wolfcat: I doubt that'd be a good idea
[11:24:42 PM] Helper: I am speaking to the demon. Not the half demon.
[11:24:50 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: oh
[11:24:51 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: ok
[11:24:59 PM] Mando 寒山: [11:23 PM] Helper:
<<< What are you on about, Demon? (chuckle)
[11:25:00 PM] Kidpichu: chu?
[11:25:09 PM] Grey: Where exactly is Mason?
[11:25:25 PM] Oceanstuck: he said in one of the blog posts he was heading home
[11:25:26 PM] Mando 寒山: He's right where he has to be,
[11:25:31 PM] Oceanstuck: but that blog post was glitchy so
[11:25:55 PM] Kidpichu: he wasn't heading home
[11:26:03 PM] Kidpichu: its a trap D8
[11:26:20 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Im not sure what we should do
[11:26:24 PM] Eve Sim: i've been assuming he's at the fishery
[11:26:26 PM] Oceanstuck: well yeah why do you think i made note of the fact that the post was hijacked
[11:26:29 PM] Mando 寒山: Do what we've always done
[11:26:49 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: mando
[11:26:51 PM] Oceanstuck: if its soaring im led to believe that might not be the best idea
[11:26:55 PM] Helper: I have been informed a new message awaits you from a messenger....but not the current one. How odd.
[11:26:58 PM] Oceanstuck: i mean
[11:27:02 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: what?
[11:27:21 PM] Oceanstuck: doug asked us to send mason away and dougs kinda compromised
[11:27:22 PM] Helper: What indeed.
[11:27:36 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Indeed
[11:27:47 PM] Oceanstuck: mhm
[11:28:04 PM] Oceanstuck: so whats this about another messenger
[11:28:08 PM] Grey: Someone who isn't the Grey person?
[11:28:12 PM] Grey: how odd
[11:28:33 PM] Wolfcat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6ubbT8Z2oE
[11:28:34 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: helper, do you know the identity of the messanger? or know what time period they are from?
[11:28:44 PM] Wolfcat: It is the video.
[11:28:56 PM] Oceanstuck: oh
[11:28:57 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: did that just get posted
[11:29:03 PM] Wolfcat: Yes
[11:29:08 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: o
[11:29:09 PM] Oceanstuck: yeah
[11:29:15 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: it hasn't been sent to my email yet
[11:29:25 PM] Wolfcat: He's looking at a radio tower
[11:29:33 PM] Wolfcat: something Mando just talked about
[11:29:38 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: oh my
[11:29:39 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: mando
[11:29:41 PM] Oceanstuck: hwat
[11:29:42 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: do you know things we dont
[11:29:43 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: also
[11:29:50 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: since im a demon can i get in on it
[11:30:00 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: HOLY CRAP
[11:30:09 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: That the video spooked me
[11:30:17 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: ;-;
[11:30:20 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: T-Mobile
[11:30:24 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Mandooooooo
[11:30:27 PM] Oceanstuck: i havent watched it all yet
[11:30:39 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: MANDOOOO
[11:30:49 PM] Eve Sim: fking jump scares...
[11:31:07 PM] Kidpichu: guys whats that red message at the scream?
[11:31:17 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: guys
[11:31:22 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: theres a vocaroo link that's broken
[11:31:31 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: http://gyazo.com/0b8ae06acd4ca0c8713fff7c8305ca1f
[11:31:33 PM] Eve Sim: Yes, at the end
[11:31:33 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: thats at the end
[11:31:37 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: ill get the red text
[11:32:10 PM] Grey: what's s0K0II
[11:32:24 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: it coud be the missing part of the URL
[11:32:24 PM] Wolfcat: three blanks
[11:32:27 PM] Wolfcat: six I mean
[11:32:50 PM] Oceanstuck: plugging it in
[11:32:59 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0K0IIRd1rFi
[11:33:06 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: this may not be it
[11:33:12 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: yeah not it
[11:33:20 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: maybe its a cipher?
[11:33:25 PM] Oceanstuck: ninjad
(grey posts a screencap of part of the video)
[11:34:32 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Hmm
[11:34:51 PM] Oceanstuck: i sense an incoming moogle
[11:34:57 PM] Wolfcat: guys
[11:34:58 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Kupo
[11:35:27 PM] Mando 寒山: Shhhhhh
[11:35:28 PM] Kidpichu: yes?
(wolf posts psychology notes)
[11:35:30 PM] *** Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙) has changed the conversation topic to "Internet Detectives (Last Update: Helper Video - 3/30)" ***
[11:35:33 PM] Wolfcat: Six Blanks
[11:35:42 PM] Wolfcat: Look at the top right corner
[11:35:47 PM] Wolfcat: Six blanks in the vocaroo link
[11:35:51 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: oh my
[11:35:55 PM] Oceanstuck: o shit
[11:36:00 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: that alphabet is screwy
[11:36:13 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: could that be a different shift than the default one?
[11:36:26 PM] Oceanstuck: ??
[11:37:11 PM] Oceanstuck: do you mean like
[11:37:13 PM] Oceanstuck: a crypto
[11:37:17 PM] Oceanstuck: or a keyed caesar
[11:37:18 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: nevermind
[11:37:18 PM] Mando 寒山: Six blanks, sure But do you think they mean anything
[11:37:19 PM] Oceanstuck: or something
[11:37:24 PM] Wolfcat: [9:23 PM] Mando 寒山:
<<< Didn't know T-Mobile was allowed to put random cell towers so close to schools.
[11:37:31 PM] Grey: what about the letters we got from the videos, channel, and that one page from YSHDT
[11:37:36 PM] Wolfcat: I always thought this looked like a school (posts orange)
[11:37:44 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: mando how did you know what happened in the video before it was posted
[11:37:52 PM] Grey: He probably saw and made a joke
[11:37:54 PM] Mando 寒山: [11:36 PM] Grey:
<<< what about the letters we got from the videos, channel, and that one page from YSHDTI don't think so
[11:37:56 PM] Grey: and didn't tell us
[11:38:10 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: mando
[11:38:18 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: if you things they dont
[11:38:27 PM] Mando 寒山: [11:37 PM] Grey:
<<< He probably saw and made a joke???
[11:38:27 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: can we make a truce as demons
[11:38:36 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: mando have you seen the N video
[11:38:37 PM] Oceanstuck: if you things they dont
[11:38:50 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6ubbT8Z2oE&hd=1
[11:38:58 PM] Mando 寒山: Of course I have dude
[11:39:07 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: mando, if you know things they ont, can i know some of it because im a demon too?
[11:39:11 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: demon buddies :D
[11:39:26 PM] Oceanstuck: is helper still here
[11:39:26 PM] Wolfcat: counting the youtube page and the video titles, we get these letters
[11:39:26 PM] Wolfcat: M N E R S
[11:39:38 PM] Mando 寒山: I don't know what I know man
PS, remember to check your homes
[11:39:47 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: check your homes how....
[11:39:48 PM] Oceanstuck: hm?
[11:39:57 PM] Oceanstuck: why
[11:40:14 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: hold on somones knocking at my door
[11:40:20 PM] Oceanstuck: thorin no
[11:40:20 PM] Grey: wouldn't it be M S R E N
[11:40:35 PM] Wolfcat: If you go by upload date yes
[11:40:40 PM] Grey: ha Ms. Ren
[11:40:45 PM] Grey: wait what
[11:41:01 PM] Wolfcat: It could eventually spell out a scrambled version of 'Messenger'
[11:41:05 PM] *** Helper has left ***
[11:41:08 PM] Mando 寒山: Bye bye
[11:41:10 PM] Oceanstuck: and there he goes
[11:41:10 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: bai

Summary

• Helper claims to have finished his business with the Mexican drug cartel. He also informs them of a new upload on the M YouTube channel.

4/7/15 - Chat with Helper - Skype (Internet Detectives)

[1:14:05 AM] *** Helper joined. ***
[1:14:11 AM] Oceanstuck: ohai
[1:14:35 AM] Helper: Ehrm.
[1:14:42 AM] Oceanstuck: is it just me or am i always here when you show up
[1:14:46 AM] Helper: Hello adventurers!
[1:14:52 AM] Oceanstuck: sup
[1:15:00 AM] Kidpichu: psst ocean who is black for helper?
[1:15:06 AM] Wolfcat: Hello... Helper.
[1:15:11 AM] The Sun: black for helper?
[1:15:15 AM] Oceanstuck: psst ocean who is black for helper?dont ask me
[1:15:25 AM] Helper: I do not recall if you have been in my previous meetings.
[1:15:36 AM] Oceanstuck: then pretend i didnt say anything
[1:15:43 AM] Kidpichu: ?
[1:15:58 AM] Captain King Kim-Jong CircleHunter Dedede Desdinova's Career of Evil V: Someone recording this?
[1:16:01 AM] Mando 寒山: Yooo Helpz
[1:16:02 AM] Oceanstuck: me
[1:16:04 AM] Oceanstuck: as usual
[1:16:39 AM] Oceanstuck: so what brings you here help
[1:16:39 AM] Kidpichu: thank chu ocean chu the best <3
[1:17:18 AM] Oceanstuck: helper?
[1:17:45 AM] The Sun: Jesus have some patience or some shit
[1:17:46 AM] The Sun: I mean
[1:17:50 AM] The Sun: He runs drugs 4 a living
[1:17:57 AM] Helper: I would like to inform you all of a message given to me. I am no longer a messanger, but I will do such tasks as this if the time calls for it.
[1:18:20 AM] Oceanstuck: a message huh
[1:18:49 AM] Helper: The time will come
[1:19:03 AM] Helper: Is what I have been sent to say.
[1:19:19 AM] Oceanstuck: huh
[1:19:31 AM] Oceanstuck: gimme a sec
[1:19:42 AM] Helper: There may have been more to the message, but I could not hear under the gurgling noises.
[1:19:45 AM] Captain King Kim-Jong CircleHunter Dedede Desdinova's Career of Evil V: i didnt have the patience to save it but have this
[1:19:46 AM] Captain King Kim-Jong CircleHunter Dedede Desdinova's Career of Evil V: http://gyazo.com/c0c924937f175293799bfc2d8ea18513
[1:19:54 AM] Captain King Kim-Jong CircleHunter Dedede Desdinova's Career of Evil V: OH hello
[1:19:57 AM] The Sun: looks gay
[1:20:11 AM] The Sun: I like it
[1:20:22 AM] Captain King Kim-Jong CircleHunter Dedede Desdinova's Career of Evil V: yay
[1:20:27 AM] Helper: Hello, demon.
[1:20:42 AM] Captain King Kim-Jong CircleHunter Dedede Desdinova's Career of Evil V: tried to find the cheesiest fonts possible without using comic sans or papyrus
[1:20:53 AM] The Sun: Arial
[1:21:09 AM] Oceanstuck: perfect timing
[1:21:37 AM] Kidpichu: <3 i will watch it ever friday
[1:21:44 AM] Helper: Do you request more of me, adventurers?
[1:21:50 AM] Captain King Kim-Jong CircleHunter Dedede Desdinova's Career of Evil V: yeah i got a prime time slot on tbs' friday lineup
[1:21:53 AM] Captain King Kim-Jong CircleHunter Dedede Desdinova's Career of Evil V: hit the big time
[1:22:00 AM] The Sun: TBS?
[1:22:05 AM] The Sun: Almost as bad as fox.
[1:22:36 AM] Kidpichu: uuh is this a merperson message?
[1:22:37 AM] Oceanstuck: uh sure helper
[1:22:40 AM] Oceanstuck: um
[1:22:52 AM] Oceanstuck: i have a question
[1:22:56 AM] Helper: Of course not.
[1:23:13 AM] Helper: Merpeople no longer appreciate my company.
[1:23:16 AM] Oceanstuck: has anything unusual been flying in the area around the fishery
[1:23:37 AM] Oceanstuck: Merpeople no longer appreciate my company.also that sounds like an obscure incident that intrigues me in its bizareness
[1:23:45 AM] Helper: I do not believe so, but I haven't been there in a while.
[1:23:54 AM] Oceanstuck: oh
[1:23:58 AM] Helper: On account of the death and all.
[1:24:02 AM] Oceanstuck: i was just wondering since we tried something recently
[1:24:36 AM] Helper: The merpeople do not take kindly to the ones who save their quarry.
[1:24:47 AM] The Sun: What did you guys do?
[1:25:04 AM] Oceanstuck: merpeople exist?
[1:25:04 AM] Captain King Kim-Jong CircleHunter Dedede Desdinova's Career of Evil V: We kind of
[1:25:06 AM] Captain King Kim-Jong CircleHunter Dedede Desdinova's Career of Evil V: Stole Doug
[1:25:11 AM] Captain King Kim-Jong CircleHunter Dedede Desdinova's Career of Evil V: Or attempted to, anyway
[1:25:11 AM] Oceanstuck: wait what am i saying im a water spirit
[1:25:12 AM] The Sun: wat
[1:25:14 AM] Oceanstuck: of course they exist
[1:25:46 AM] Helper: They exist just the same as alligators and the bermuda triangle do.
[1:26:05 AM] Oceanstuck: describe them
[1:26:13 AM] Captain King Kim-Jong CircleHunter Dedede Desdinova's Career of Evil V: we did four actions at one time and i'm not even sure it did anything
[1:26:18 AM] Helper: They are pretty fishy.
[1:26:23 AM] The Sun: wat
[1:26:25 AM] Kidpichu: XD
[1:26:29 AM] Oceanstuck: :P
[1:26:33 AM] The Sun: Ah, it doesn't matter.
[1:26:39 AM] The Sun: #fuckthefish
[1:26:41 AM] Kidpichu: how about dragons?
[1:26:55 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: IM SO FUCKING PISSED BUT ALSO EXITED ITS 2 HOURS UNTILL ITS TECHNICALLY MY BIRTHDAY
[1:27:07 AM] Oceanstuck: ooh
[1:27:08 AM] Kidpichu: omg 8D
[1:27:12 AM] Helper: I am not sure dragons will help you.
[1:27:13 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: BUT HOES AT MY SCHOOL TRYING TO CLOSE MY LAPTOP BROKE THE FUCKING HINGE
[1:27:21 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: oh hi helper
[1:27:23 AM] Oceanstuck: that sucks
[1:27:25 AM] Helper: Happy birthday, adventurer.
[1:27:33 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: didn't realize you were here, sorry about screaming like that
[1:27:34 AM] Helper: I may get you a gift.
[1:27:36 AM] Kidpichu: HAPPY ALMOST BIRTHDAY
[1:27:39 AM] Oceanstuck: hahahaha
[1:27:40 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Ooh
[1:27:41 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: :D
[1:27:44 AM] Oceanstuck: ooh get him something good
[1:27:47 AM] Helper: Anyways.
[1:27:59 AM] Helper: I am surprised none of you asked whom the sender was.
[1:28:12 AM] Oceanstuck: i was gonna get to that eventually
[1:28:16 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: sorry for disrupting, I just was dropping in to share some rage. Somone fill me in on whats happening tomorrow
[1:28:19 AM] Wolfcat: Was it Mason by any chance?
[1:28:20 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Cya guys
[1:28:25 AM] Oceanstuck: seeya thorin
[1:28:35 AM] Helper: The wolf man hit the nail on the point.
[1:28:45 AM] Oceanstuck: so it was mason
[1:28:46 AM] Wolfcat: He did say his basement was flooding
[1:28:48 AM] Wolfcat: oh no
[1:28:49 AM] Wolfcat: gurgling
[1:28:53 AM] Helper: It is Mason who has sent it.
[1:28:57 AM] Oceanstuck: ...shit
[1:29:05 AM] Helper: Soon it will be Mason.
[1:29:07 AM] Helper: Or...
[1:29:20 AM] Helper: You know.
[1:29:33 AM] Oceanstuck: You know.:?
[1:29:44 AM] Helper: He'll be dead soon if the weather doesn't change for the better.
[1:29:52 AM] Kidpichu: D:
[1:29:54 AM] Captain King Kim-Jong CircleHunter Dedede Desdinova's Career of Evil V: oh fuck
[1:29:58 AM] Oceanstuck: define better
[1:30:14 AM] Wolfcat: uuugh I can't solve this cipher
[1:30:15 AM] Kidpichu: dawn make it better please?
[1:30:21 AM] Helper: It is currently downpouring.
[1:30:26 AM] The Sun: Fuk no.
[1:30:28 AM] The Sun: He dies
[1:30:30 AM] The Sun: I win
[1:30:31 AM] Oceanstuck: ohh
[1:30:37 AM] Kidpichu: i'll let you eat a puppy?
[1:30:51 AM] Wolfcat: But other-helper will probably start the rain again
[1:30:51 AM] Kidpichu: and add a kitten?
[1:31:00 AM] Oceanstuck: are you sure
[1:31:03 AM] Wolfcat: But we can still try
[1:31:08 AM] Oceanstuck: ok
[1:31:28 AM] Kidpichu: is there a way to freeze other helper?
[1:31:29 AM] Helper: Mason is stuck inside a storm drain, if any of you were worried about what situation he is in.
[1:31:49 AM] Oceanstuck: how did he get in a storm drain
[1:32:01 AM] Kidpichu: D: did he try to meet the tmnt?
[1:32:02 AM] Helper: Yes, how?
[1:32:16 AM] Kidpichu: cause that's happened...
[1:32:16 AM] Helper: It seems like an odd place to hang around.
[1:32:50 AM] The Tylep: yes
[1:32:53 AM] Ifrit [KILL ALL NORMIES]: OI BRUV CHEK MY BEATZ https://clyp.it/4jg15sqr
[1:32:55 AM] *** The Tylep awakens ***
[1:32:57 AM] Helper: Or...drown in.
[1:33:01 AM] Oceanstuck: ifrit not now
[1:33:03 AM] Ifrit [KILL ALL NORMIES]: srsly tho what do u guys think of that
[1:33:13 AM] The Tylep: wo hot as fuk fam
[1:33:20 AM] Ifrit [KILL ALL NORMIES]: #fireemoji
[1:33:31 AM] The Tylep: like right off the bat in the first 5 seconds
[1:33:35 AM] Kidpichu: fritty can you not
[1:33:52 AM] Ifrit [KILL ALL NORMIES]: im trying to convince gf to scream nonsense about drugs and occultism over it a la crystal castles
[1:33:54 AM] Wolfcat: Someone wanna try song of storms?
[1:33:57 AM] Oceanstuck: i wanna post storms right now
[1:33:58 AM] Ifrit [KILL ALL NORMIES]: but she hasn't done it yet
[1:34:04 AM] Wolfcat: try it
[1:34:07 AM] Oceanstuck: but im looking for a video to save me the time itd take to record
[1:34:21 AM] Kidpichu: do eet
[1:34:34 AM] Wolfcat: meanwhile lets think of an alternative
[1:34:35 AM] Captain King Kim-Jong CircleHunter Dedede Desdinova's Career of Evil V: Helper 2 was able to use the OST video to keep it going
[1:34:47 AM] Oceanstuck: o yeah
[1:34:53 AM] Helper: I really must get going now, however.
[1:35:08 AM] Captain King Kim-Jong CircleHunter Dedede Desdinova's Career of Evil V: Thank you for the advice, Helper
[1:35:10 AM] Kidpichu: thanks helper
[1:35:18 AM] Wolfcat: Thanks Helper, and goodbye
[1:35:21 AM] Oceanstuck: buh bye
[1:35:30 AM] Helper: If the weather does change, I am unsure I would like to be outside when it happens.
[1:35:37 AM] Helper: Good day!
[1:35:41 AM] *** Helper has left ***

Summary

• Helper informs the players that Mason has been trapped within a storm drain that is currently filling with water.

4/22/15 - Chat with Helper - Skype (Internet Detectives)

[10:31:00 PM] *** Helper joined. ***
[10:31:07 PM] Mando 寒山: oh no not this asshole
[10:31:18 PM] Mando 寒山: i mean
[10:31:18 PM] Mando 寒山: hello
[10:31:20 PM] Wolfcat: Helper <3<3<3
[10:31:20 PM] Helper: Oh, okay.
[10:31:23 PM] Helper: Bye, adventurers!
[10:31:27 PM] Mando 寒山: goodbye
[10:31:28 PM] *** Helper has left ***
[10:31:32 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Oh hi
[10:31:34 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: whayt
[10:31:34 PM] Tylep the rotaerc: LOL
[10:31:35 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: aw
[10:31:38 PM] Tylep the rotaerc: DYING
[10:31:38 PM] Oceanstuck: nice going mando
[10:31:40 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: ;-; helper I love you come baaack
[10:31:46 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: also ocean
[10:31:47 PM] Wolfcat: :c helper (hb)
[10:31:49 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: my dropbox is full
[10:31:49 PM] Mando 寒山: no problem I'll be here all week
[10:31:50 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: again
[10:32:01 PM] Oceanstuck: nooo D:
[10:32:08 PM] *** Helper joined. ***
[10:32:12 PM] Oceanstuck: also we have 2 copies of fnafb so
[10:32:15 PM] Mando 寒山: Oh no not THIS asshole
[10:32:22 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: HI HELPER I LOVE YOU
[10:32:24 PM] Helper: Oh okay.
[10:32:39 PM] Helper: Anyways, hello adventurers!
[10:32:42 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: So, how's it going helper? :D
[10:32:49 PM] Helper: I am here to deliver a message.
[10:32:56 PM] Kidpichu: I like delivered messages
[10:32:56 PM] Mando 寒山: The message isAsparagus
[10:33:00 PM] Wolfcat: WHAT COULD IT MEAN
[10:33:16 PM] Eve: Hi Helper!
[10:33:20 PM] Kidpichu: I keep dozing off
[10:33:24 PM] Helper: As I have lost my hat, and you heroes clearly are not on top of things, this message has been somewhat delayed.
[10:33:28 PM] Oceanstuck: hello helper
[10:33:29 PM] Helper: By about fourteen days.
[10:33:34 PM] Kidpichu: D:
[10:33:37 PM] Mando 寒山: Sorry buddy I tried telling them how to play games but they just don't listen
[10:33:47 PM] Helper: Yes!
[10:34:02 PM] Oceanstuck: ok this is just the worst time for my internet to stop working
[10:34:06 PM] Oceanstuck: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
[10:34:10 PM] Helper: As it just so happens, you have not gone down the rabbit hole!
[10:34:11 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: http://gyazo.com/f9a3447305353bd4c0a3100f78decf04
[10:34:11 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: :L
[10:34:20 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: is that a good thing?
[10:34:26 PM] Mando 寒山: guys this is important listen up
[10:34:29 PM] Oceanstuck: dont mind me helps im just frustrated grumble grumble
[10:34:47 PM] Kidpichu: Helper how do we find the rabbit hole?
[10:34:50 PM] Mando 寒山: Should I tell mugen
[10:34:52 PM] Helper: Or, more precicely, you guys "Missed something fucking big and apparent"
[10:34:52 PM] Mando 寒山: JK
[10:34:57 PM] Mando 寒山: Yes
[10:35:01 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: oh
[10:35:09 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: so in other words we're all idiots?
[10:35:16 PM] Mando 寒山: wel
[10:35:18 PM] Helper: And that "Someone died because of your fuck up".
[10:35:19 PM] Kidpichu: I'm sick
[10:35:24 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: oh god
[10:35:31 PM] Mando 寒山: Oh thank god we killed Patrem
[10:35:40 PM] Helper: Not my words, I tell you!
[10:35:40 PM] Mando 寒山: ARG saved
[10:35:42 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Who did we kill?
[10:35:56 PM] Helper: This came straight from your questgiver!
[10:36:02 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Oh god
[10:36:06 PM] Mando 寒山: Who's dead
[10:36:08 PM] Mando 寒山: Who got murked
[10:36:20 PM] Mando 寒山: Who dropped the spaghetti on the linoleum at papa johns
[10:36:32 PM] Kidpichu: can it be me
[10:36:33 PM] Kidpichu: ?
[10:36:42 PM] Helper: I have no clue!
[10:36:46 PM] Kidpichu: D: that was awful
[10:37:11 PM] Helper: I just know that finding out what it is should be priority number one.
[10:37:28 PM] Helper: Well, good day!
[10:37:36 PM] Helper: Try not to kill anyone else.
[10:37:37 PM] Mando 寒山: Seeya buddy
[10:37:39 PM] Helper: Murderers.
[10:37:40 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Bye helper!
[10:37:43 PM] Mando 寒山: I can't promise
[10:37:43 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: ;-;
[10:37:44 PM] *** Helper has left ***
[10:37:52 PM] Mando 寒山: So we killed someone
[10:37:54 PM] Mando 寒山: That's good
[10:37:55 PM] Mando 寒山: Progress
[10:38:02 PM] Wolfcat: Mason I guess

Summary

• Helper informs the players that they've missing something big. Because of this, someone has supposedly died.

5/3/15 - Chat with Helper - Skype (Internet Detectives)

[5:48:37 AM] *** Helper joined. ***
[5:48:44 AM] Oceanstuck: its gone again
[5:48:45 AM] Oceanstuck: ohai helper
[5:48:49 AM] Helper: What did you do.
[5:48:54 AM] Archery 2000: hello helper
[5:48:57 AM] Oceanstuck: fucked up apparently
[5:49:08 AM] Helper: More than that.
[5:49:10 AM] Dovid Magady: We pissed off doug.
[5:49:15 AM] Helper: Fix it.
[5:49:18 AM] Dovid Magady: What were the repercussions of that?
[5:49:20 AM] Oceanstuck: how
[5:49:22 AM] *** Helper has left ***
[5:49:24 AM] Dovid Magady: How?
[5:49:35 AM] Oceanstuck: god dammit
[5:49:40 AM] Dovid Magady: HOW THE FUCK WAS THAT FUCKING HELPFUL

Summary

• After posting the Bomb Plans and cutting off contact with Doug, Helper tells the players to fix their mistake.

5/20/15 - Chat with Helper - Skype (Internet Detectives)

[2:50:42 AM] helpmail: Hello adventurers.
[2:50:50 AM] helpmail: What seems to be the issue?
[2:51:05 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): Just a dispute between the factions
[2:51:20 AM] helpmail: Factions?
[2:51:22 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: What constitutes a faction?
[2:51:38 AM] helpmail: I must inquire into these factions.
[2:51:38 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): Their opinion of Patrem, it would seem
[2:51:44 AM] Eve: [Wednesday, May 20, 2015 11:51 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: <<< What constitutes a faction? Length & Girth
[2:52:18 AM] helpmail: Yes, a faction must be large.
[2:52:30 AM] helpmail: And most probably uncut.
[2:53:08 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): Anyway as I said, the boundaries lie in each one's opinion of a certain purple man
[2:53:16 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): But never mind that
[2:53:27 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): What can we do for you this morning?
[2:53:54 AM] kidpichu: its tote midnight her x3
[2:53:59 AM] helpmail: I had been told there was a problem.
[2:54:05 AM] Dovid Magady: Yes.
[2:54:07 AM] helpmail: I simply joined to help.
[2:55:20 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): What problem? We had nothing to do that I can recall
[2:55:30 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): We were just waiting for SKM to report back
[2:56:07 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): And you were already here when the Patrem dispute came up so I dunno what happened
[2:56:12 AM] Wolfcat: Father never threatened to tear my arm off. Father would never treat me this way.
[2:56:22 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): You're right
[2:56:27 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): He'd threaten worse
[2:56:49 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): Except he wouldn't deliver, as he'd hope the fear would suffice
[2:57:25 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): As for the arm thing, it was an example
[2:57:32 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): That did happen to me
[2:57:41 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): The burns too just before that bit
[2:57:49 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): I was 15
[2:58:25 AM] Dovid Magady: wow. so, you only have one arm?
[2:58:41 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): Oh no I've since gotten a new one
[2:58:46 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): Along with the rest
[2:58:47 AM] Dovid Magady: COOL
[2:58:55 AM] Wolfcat: Like a Namekian?
[2:59:01 AM] Dovid Magady: what do you mean, the resr>
[2:59:39 AM] kidpichu: fullmetal alchemist
[2:59:52 AM] Wolfcat: Eve tell him...
[2:59:55 AM] kidpichu: yeah it midnight
[3:00:04 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): @Dov Well how else do you get a left arm without needing prosthetics or stitching someone else's arm to the stump?
[3:00:20 AM] Dovid Magady: Live without one?
[3:00:20 AM] Wolfcat: Tell him about your special eyes...
[3:00:24 AM] Dovid Magady: wow. that's like.... awesome
[3:00:28 AM] Eve: Mugen was made from the best parts of a thousand edgy nerds. 6 Million Dollar Mugen.
[3:00:35 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): Well I didn't do that
[3:00:41 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): And ew, Eve
[3:00:46 AM] Dovid Magady: You are the most amazing people I actually know sort of
[3:01:27 AM] helpmail: Hello.
[3:01:35 AM | Edited 12:01:49 AM] helpmail: Sorry for my short absence.
[3:01:37 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): Allo Helper
[3:01:57 AM] Dovid Magady: Mugen Kagemaru (K♦) ‎12‎:‎02‎ ‎AM Allo
[3:02:05 AM] kidpichu: hi helper x3
[3:02:10 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): 3:02 here
[3:02:16 AM] helpmail: I had a party interfere and tell me not to reveal some choice information.
[3:02:29 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): Was he purple?
[3:02:32 AM] kidpichu: mugi get to make a wish at 3:03
[3:02:51 AM] helpmail: His color is of no concern.
[3:02:59 AM] helpmail: That is "racist".
[3:03:00 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): But convenient
[3:03:05 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): Hence why I asked
[3:03:11 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): And no
[3:03:52 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): I did not ask because his color meant he was of inferior species
[3:04:27 AM] kidpichu: but mugi aren't you purple ?
[3:04:41 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): I wear a purple jacket
[3:04:46 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): That's kinda it
[3:04:47 AM] Eve: Wolf, father knows you nearly spilled info. You're in for it.
[3:04:53 AM] helpmail: I do not believe colors define species.
[3:05:04 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): Some do
[3:05:08 AM] kidpichu: No eve don't tell please
[3:05:11 AM] kidpichu: D:
[3:05:14 AM] Dovid Magady: Father is going to be mad, wolf
[3:05:16 AM] Wolfcat: Pichu... please don't tell Father
[3:05:23 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): That's what makes them the truly inferior
[3:05:23 AM] Eve: he's gonna show you, the LOOOOOONG arm of the law
[3:05:32 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): Humans, folks like me and the purple man, even spirits and (true) gods
[3:05:36 AM] kidpichu: I won't
[3:05:46 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): You're all equally stupid
[3:05:46 AM] Dovid Magady: your a god?
[3:05:55 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): No you dunce
[3:05:59 AM] Dovid Magady: Oh
[3:06:01 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: So what you're saying is...
[3:06:08 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: You're racist?
[3:06:30 AM] Wolfcat: This goes deeper than you know...
[3:06:46 AM] Dovid Magady: Father will be mad, wolf.
[3:06:53 AM] Wolfcat: The other 7 know all too well.
[3:06:59 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): @Dov I cited the gods and whatever me and Mr. Purple are separately for a reason.
[3:07:15 AM] kidpichu: I'll tell him it was my fault wolf don't worry
[3:07:25 AM] Dovid Magady: What was that reason>
[3:07:31 AM] helpmail: So am I still needed here?
[3:07:36 AM] helpmail: I am unsure.
[3:07:40 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): Maybe you are
[3:07:44 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): But I dunno
[3:07:53 AM] Wolfcat: No... don't tell him. Father doesn't have to know.
[3:08:08 AM] kidpichu: but eve's gonna tell
[3:08:11 AM] kidpichu: 3:
[3:08:21 AM] Dovid Magady: I'll stop her
[3:08:22 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): @Dov People, and some of our own members, may like to think we're gods, but we're not
[3:08:39 AM] Dovid Magady: such as who?
[3:08:56 AM] kidpichu: thanks arg ^-^
[3:09:12 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): Well Patrem himself, to name the obvious example
[3:09:19 AM] Eve: You're treading down a dark path, dov.
[3:09:24 AM] Dovid Magady: What about us as members?
[3:09:36 AM] Dovid Magady: Anything to keep wolf and pichu safe, Eve
[3:09:40 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): You as members?
[3:09:50 AM] helpmail: Alright, I will leave you all for now.
[3:09:51 AM] Dovid Magady: Which members think theyre gods?
[3:09:57 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: not "we?"
[3:09:58 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: cool
[3:10:18 AM] helpmail: It is good I didn't have to withhold information.
[3:10:37 AM] helpmail: Specifically information about eyes.
[3:10:44 AM] Eve: [3:09 AM] Dovid Magady: <<< Anything to keep wolf and pichu safe, Eve father is enraged, there is no turning back
[3:10:52 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): @Dov Well the obvious one is Patrem
[3:11:06 AM] Dovid Magady: I don't care, he will not know what is not told to him
[3:11:39 AM] Eve: He knows everything.
[3:11:42 AM] Wolfcat: You will all burn. Like your friend John.
[3:11:45 AM] Dovid Magady: Ok, but what about internet detectives?
[3:11:47 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): One thing to keep in mind, "children"
[3:11:55 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): No-one in ID
[3:12:16 AM] Dovid Magady: Tel me in private, then
[3:12:21 AM | Edited 12:12:29 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): Why?
[3:12:39 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: Dawn
[3:12:42 AM] Dovid Magady: Well, so no one can know
[3:12:46 AM] Dovid Magady: What you think
[3:12:50 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): I just said no-one in ID thinks themselves a god
[3:12:59 AM] Wolfcat: I do not think.
[3:13:01 AM] Wolfcat: I know.
[3:13:05 AM] Dovid Magady: Oh. I misunderstood, sorry
[3:13:09 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): ...
[3:13:15 AM] Wolfcat: Father. He is the one true God.
[3:13:24 AM] Eve: yes wolf
[3:13:26 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): Pssh
[3:13:27 AM] Eve: submit
[3:13:30 AM] Dovid Magady: He indeed is.
[3:13:34 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): If Patrem is a god then so am I
[3:13:42 AM] Dovid Magady: As long as we do not anger hin, we are safe
[3:13:43 AM] Wolfcat: He came to me.
[3:13:46 AM] Eve: let yourself fall onto it.
[3:13:49 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): Keep that in mind, "children"
[3:13:50 AM] Wolfcat: And I, to him.
[3:13:51 AM] Eve: on to it
[3:14:05 AM] Eve: Let his spire fill you
[3:14:15 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): Which makes this little story
[3:14:16 AM] helpmail: I do not believe there is a god in this realm.
[3:14:22 AM] Dovid Magady: And then the Father came to me, and pichu
[3:14:28 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): See
[3:14:35 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): Helper has the right idea
[3:14:38 AM] helpmail: But if there was one close to godhood, it'd be the father
[3:14:41 AM] Dovid Magady: Join us.
[3:14:47 AM] Wolfcat: Helper knows.

Summary

• Helper casually chats with the players after they apparently suffered from some drama.

5/27/15 - Chat with Helper - Skype (Internet Detectives)

[11:54:53 PM] Helper: Hello adventurers!
[11:54:57 PM] Oceanstuck: hey helper
[11:55:04 PM] Helper: I hear you may be having trouble.
[11:55:08 PM] Wolfcat: Hello Helperers!
[11:55:11 PM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Everything is always - Ohai mailman!
[11:55:36 PM] Helper: What is this Stega?
[11:55:46 PM] Wolfcat: Its a type of dinosaur
[11:55:58 PM] Helper: Ah, I see!
[11:56:00 PM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: Hey dawn
[11:56:01 PM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: whats up
[11:56:02 PM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Something that looks for hidden shit inside an image
[11:56:09 PM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Nah Thorin
[11:56:13 PM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: what
[11:56:14 PM] Oceanstuck: its also short for steganography, which is
[11:56:16 PM] Oceanstuck: nvm ninjad
[11:56:21 PM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: dawn made the Helper account
[11:56:23 PM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: so like
[11:56:24 PM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Dawn said he'd pass on the hat
[11:56:27 PM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: oh
[11:56:31 PM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: i forgot about that
[11:56:36 PM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: nevermind
[11:56:38 PM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: Hi helper :D
[11:56:43 PM] Helper: Ah, I see. Steganography.
[11:56:45 PM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): It's just a new friend
[11:57:03 PM] Helper: Did you make sure the image you are looking up is the correct format?
[11:57:05 PM] uoslǝN ʞɔɐZ: Heya
[11:57:12 PM] Oceanstuck: hey zack
[11:57:15 PM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): But yeah our device is currently offline
[11:57:26 PM] Oceanstuck: oh yeah i dont think it works on jpegs
[11:57:30 PM] Oceanstuck: now that you reminded me
[11:57:35 PM] Helper: That is correct.
[11:57:36 PM] Eve: the file was bmp
[11:57:39 PM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): It's a bmp
[11:57:40 PM] Lentic Catachresis: [11:56 PM] Helper: <<< Did you make sure the image you are looking up is the correct format? it's bmp
[11:57:54 PM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: lol
[11:57:57 PM] Helper: BMPs are the correct format, yes.
[11:58:07 PM] uoslǝN ʞɔɐZ: It's obviously a BMP
[11:58:09 PM] uoslǝN ʞɔɐZ: XD
[11:58:19 PM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): But it means absolutely dick if the device is broken
[11:58:27 PM] Eve: brb
[11:58:41 PM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): And it's not ours to fix
[11:59:07 PM] Helper: Mm, I have no clue of this device, so I cannot help.
[11:59:19 PM | Edited 8:59:26 PM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): So all we can do is hope it gets fixed quickly
[11:59:23 PM] Helper: Terribly sorry.
[11:59:31 PM] Lentic Catachresis: alright I'm checking out for now, I'll be keeping tabs on the chat but I won't be participating until a lot later tonight
[11:59:53 PM] Oceanstuck: bye spirk
[11:59:56 PM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): So what's new with you, Helper?
[11:59:56 PM] Lentic Catachresis: l8r
[12:00:16 AM] Helper: I have been taking my vacation very well.
[12:00:28 AM] Helper: That is to say, not at all.
[12:00:44 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Oh?
[12:00:45 AM] Helper: The last some years of silence have not been kind.
[12:01:12 AM] Oceanstuck: wait just to be clear on the years part
[12:01:33 AM] Oceanstuck: im assuming you went on break 2009 and then sat it out up to 2015
[12:01:46 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): I'd say so Ocean
[12:01:49 AM] Oceanstuck: just making sure im not confused
[12:01:51 AM] Helper: And I am still waiting.
[12:01:55 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Glaringly obvious really
[12:02:04 AM] Oceanstuck: ik
[12:02:05 AM] Oceanstuck: just making sure
[12:02:16 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Oh? What are you waiting for?
[12:02:16 AM] Oceanstuck: anway
[12:02:19 PM | Edited 9:02:29 AM] Oceanstuck: waiting on what
[12:02:21 AM] Oceanstuck: ninjad
[12:02:53 AM] Helper: I am waiting for the time at which what I am waiting for comes to fruition.
[12:03:07 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): And what would that be?
[12:03:13 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: ... wha?
[12:03:19 AM] Helper: The thing I am waiting for!
[12:03:24 AM] Oceanstuck: god dammit
[12:03:32 AM] Oceanstuck: again with the tautologies
[12:03:33 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: well we're never knowing what that is I guess
[12:03:46 AM] Helper: You might. One day.
[12:03:53 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): And what is the thing you're waiting for?
[12:04:22 AM] Helper: The thing that is coming to fruition.
[12:04:25 AM] Oceanstuck: ive observed that if he tautologies out of something once hell probably just tautology out of it again
[12:04:27 AM] Oceanstuck: yeah like that
[12:04:38 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): And what is coming to fruition?
[12:04:49 AM] Helper: The thing I am waiting for!
[12:05:08 AM] Wolfcat: Helper do you see anymore demons here
[12:05:11 AM] Oceanstuck: yeah theres no way were getting any actual description on what that thing is
[12:05:38 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): You're assuming we know what you're talking about. You're mistaken, hence the question.
[12:05:46 AM] Helper: I no longer have the eyes to see demons, the ears to hear them, or the nose to smell them.
[12:05:59 AM] Wolfcat: what about a tongue to taste them
[12:06:15 AM] Oceanstuck: or any other senses to feel them
[12:06:19 AM] Helper: I will still be able to taste, yes.
[12:06:27 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Well
[12:06:35 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: hmm
[12:06:38 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: so
[12:06:38 AM] Lentic Catachresis: Helper, do you have any tips for our situation at hand?
[12:06:40 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: uhh
[12:06:41 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Do you taste any demons nearby?
[12:06:50 AM] Helper: I am merely one of you.
[12:06:50 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: if you lick my hand can you tell if im still a demon
[12:06:51 AM] Oceanstuck: wait so like
[12:06:57 AM] Oceanstuck: is he gonna like
[12:07:01 AM] Helper: Until the need for my services arise.
[12:07:02 AM] Oceanstuck: go around licking everyone now
[12:07:02 AM] Wolfcat: yes ocean
[12:07:06 AM] Oceanstuck: like fuckin terezi
[12:07:13 AM] Oceanstuck: tellin us if were demons
[12:07:17 AM] Helper: I will not be licking anyone.
[12:07:20 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: Aw
[12:07:23 AM] Wolfcat: :c
[12:07:23 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: well I ean
[12:07:28 AM] Helper: That is fairly disgusting.
[12:07:29 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: yeah licking people is a bit gross
[12:07:43 AM] Oceanstuck: well it was a funny mental image
[12:08:09 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): You know there are better ways to tell us that you do not wish to tell us something.
[12:08:27 AM] Helper: I will always tell you what I know.
[12:08:58 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: I think you are very helpful, Helper
[12:09:06 AM] Helper: That was my job.
[12:09:21 AM] Helper: You fucking ingrate.
[12:09:29 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: woa
[12:09:31 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: you swore
[12:09:32 AM] Wolfcat: YEAH
[12:09:33 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: that's new
[12:09:34 AM] Wolfcat: DRAG HIM
[12:09:35 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: I LIKE IT
[12:09:36 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Just not when we ask. Instead you resort to tautology to convey the message that you are either unwilling or unable to tell us something.
[12:09:37 AM] Wolfcat: FUCK HIM UP
[12:09:50 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: shuddup mooks
[12:09:55 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: don't insult hm
[12:09:58 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: I don't think we're in a position to complain
[12:10:04 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: yeah
[12:10:04 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: Now yell at me some more
[12:10:07 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: lol
[12:10:13 AM] Wolfcat: Helper is awesome he's like my best fucking friend
[12:10:14 AM] Helper: I do not know what you mean. I always share my information.
[12:10:16 AM] Wolfcat: back off morgan
[12:10:24 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: Helper 1 yelling at helper 2
[12:10:26 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: hehehe
[12:10:27 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Nah I think not
[12:10:27 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: I liek
[12:10:30 AM] Helper: You stole my property.
[12:10:37 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: XD
[12:10:40 AM] Helper: It took me so long to regain it.
[12:10:41 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: I didn't steal it
[12:10:49 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): He traded it
[12:10:50 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: this is glorious
[12:10:59 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: I just sort of held onto it
[12:11:00 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Eight of Clubs for the hat
[12:11:05 PM | Edited 9:11:07 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: shhh moogen
[12:11:09 AM] Helper: You had it without my permission.
[12:11:11 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): No
[12:11:13 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: the helpers are talking
[12:11:26 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: But you have it back now
[12:11:26 AM] Helper: And used it to take my name and impersonate me.
[12:11:34 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: No, I made it clear that I wasn't you
[12:11:41 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): I even went over the books when I found out
[12:11:43 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: "I am the second"
[12:11:49 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): It was a fair trade
[12:11:58 AM] Helper: It does not matter.
[12:12:09 AM] Helper: You are a theif and a crook.
[12:12:14 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: I always contemplated giving it back
[12:12:20 AM] Helper: And I wash my hands of thee.
[12:12:24 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Of course it doesn't, you tautological Templar!
[12:12:31 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: If you were to ask for it here where everyone can see
[12:12:35 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: I would have given it back
[12:12:41 AM] Helper: I am no longer in the templar order.
[12:12:43 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: This is your fault :p
[12:12:47 AM] Oceanstuck: lel
[12:12:51 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Hah
[12:12:53 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Knew it
[12:13:10 AM] Helper: They did not pay me benefits.
[12:13:15 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Explains your idiotic answers
[12:13:17 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: wait helper
[12:13:21 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: onto important matters
[12:13:29 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Their training stayed with you
[12:13:31 AM] Helper: Yes?
[12:13:32 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: why cant you see hear or feel (?) demons anymore
[12:13:32 AM] Oceanstuck: ugh my phone wont upload the video because it keeps disconnecting from the wifi even though the wifis fine for once
[12:13:40 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: why can you only taste them
[12:13:42 AM] Wolfcat: whoa shit guys
[12:13:44 AM] Wolfcat: http://johnisdead.com/key666/uploads/666_6969_b00b13s_1337.webm
[12:13:49 AM] Helper: I cannot answer that.
[12:13:54 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: wolf
[12:13:56 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: Since you hate me now
[12:14:00 AM] Oceanstuck: dammit wolf
[12:14:01 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: What can I do to redeem myself?
[12:14:02 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: I read it after I clicked
[12:14:03 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: nice
[12:14:18 AM] Helper: Nothing.
[12:14:23 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: lol
[12:14:23 AM] Oceanstuck: aw
[12:14:37 AM] Wolfcat: rip
[12:14:41 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Got NOTFOUND, Wolf
[12:14:44 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: damn
[12:14:48 AM] Wolfcat: wait really?
[12:14:50 PM | Edited 9:14:53 AM] Wolfcat: it worked for me
[12:14:52 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: >it takes moogen 2 minutes to get the joke
[12:14:53 AM] Oceanstuck: its a joke url
[12:14:54 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: I'm really curious on if im still a demon, but I dot want you to have to lick me
[12:14:56 AM] Helper: I believe you should try harder.
[12:14:57 AM] Oceanstuck: ninjad
[12:15:12 AM] Wolfcat: [10:14 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: <<< you to have to lick me
[12:15:17 AM] Helper: I will be tasting no one.
[12:15:26 AM] Oceanstuck: aw but i kinda want you to lick me
[12:15:29 AM] Oceanstuck: just cause
[12:15:35 AM] Helper: Especially you.
[12:15:40 AM] Oceanstuck: D:
[12:15:47 AM] Oceanstuck: someone else lick me then
[12:15:53 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: Aight
[12:15:59 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: no I get that
[12:16:00 AM] Helper: They might catch something
[12:16:03 AM] Wolfcat: I never knew the ocean could be so thirsty
[12:16:05 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: i don't want you to need to lick me
[12:16:12 AM] Oceanstuck: wolf i saw that
[12:16:17 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: but i really want to know if im still a demon
[12:16:17 AM] Helper: I would recommend against it.
[12:16:18 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: but like
[12:16:20 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: Hmm
[12:16:25 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: I don't care, I've already committed
[12:16:28 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: I'm a good friend
[12:16:31 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: i don't wanna gross you out
[12:16:44 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): [00:12 EDT] Helper: I cannot answer that <<< See, now that's better
[12:16:53 AM] Wolfcat: what can't you answer, helper?
[12:16:56 AM] Helper: I have a very important question for you all.
[12:17:03 AM] Oceanstuck: lay it on us
[12:17:04 AM] Wolfcat: >the thing I am unable to answer!
[12:17:04 AM] Helper: For I do not know it.
[12:17:24 AM] Helper: I don't understand the black magic user.
[12:17:29 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: lol
[12:17:30 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: mugen?
[12:17:37 AM] Oceanstuck: if you mean megun
[12:17:38 AM] Helper: I always will tell you when I do not know something.
[12:17:41 AM] Oceanstuck: we dont really know either
[12:17:42 AM] Helper: Anyhow.
[12:17:46 AM] Oceanstuck: if you mean someone else
[12:17:53 AM] Oceanstuck: then i dont know who you mean
[12:17:55 AM] Helper: What flavor of ice cream is best?
[12:18:00 AM] Wolfcat: fucking chocolate
[12:18:02 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: Mint chocolate chip
[12:18:03 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Does the black magic user have a name, and what is that name?
[12:18:11 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: you dumbass
[12:18:12 AM] Oceanstuck: chocolate
[12:18:12 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: lol
[12:18:16 AM] Wolfcat: lmfao
[12:18:17 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: hmm
[12:18:21 AM] Helper: His name is bob the cob.
[12:18:22 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: Best is hard to say
[12:18:29 AM] Helper: #fuckthefish
[12:18:30 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: >it takes moogen 2 more minutes to get another joke
[12:18:31 AM] Wolfcat: I've never heard of that user before
[12:18:34 AM] Oceanstuck: #bobthecob
[12:18:43 AM] Oceanstuck: new meme
[12:18:54 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Bob The Cob is not known to us
[12:19:01 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: #bobthecob #fuckthefish
[12:19:01 AM] Eve: Hagendaaz swiss almond
[12:19:03 AM] Wolfcat: [10:18 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): <<< Bob The Cob is not known to us
[12:19:04 AM] Helper: Yes, he very much is.
[12:19:06 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: >OH MY FUCKING GOD
[12:19:07 AM] Wolfcat: I'm dying
[12:19:08 AM] uoslǝN ʞɔɐZ: Neapolitan
[12:19:53 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Then find what other names they use because we clearly do not know them by that bame
[12:19:53 AM] Helper: I will get caramel.
[12:20:01 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: Helper
[12:20:06 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: i like Caramel Toffe crunch
[12:20:06 AM] Helper: The sugar provides excellent energy.
[12:20:11 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: pretty delicious
[12:20:13 AM] Helper: I am not british.
[12:20:17 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: Nor am i
[12:20:18 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: ?
[12:20:18 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: [12:19 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): <<< bam
[12:20:23 AM] Wolfcat: do you still hate brits
[12:20:29 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Wyatt
[12:20:32 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Skype is bad
[12:20:43 AM] Helper: I hate no one.
[12:20:46 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): I do not need Ocean's shit tonight
[12:20:48 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[12:20:51 AM] Helper: Except for the ones I do hate.
[12:20:54 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: fuck
[12:20:59 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: XD
[12:20:59 AM] Oceanstuck: Ocean's shithrm?
[12:21:00 AM] Wolfcat: #rekt
[12:21:04 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): And who are they?
[12:21:09 AM] Wolfcat: ...
[12:21:14 AM] Helper: I do not hate circle.
[12:21:19 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[12:21:31 AM] Helper: I merely wish to rip his insides out of his mouth.
[12:21:35 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: Ooh
[12:21:37 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: I'll take it!
[12:21:38 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: Hot?
[12:21:39 AM] Wolfcat: Like a dentist?
[12:21:39 AM] Oceanstuck: i was about to say
[12:21:45 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): That's hate, Helper
[12:21:48 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: no
[12:21:50 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: mugen
[12:21:56 AM] Helper: I do not hurt the ones I hate.
[12:22:06 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: hate is wanting to rip his insies out and then feeding them to the person
[12:22:11 AM] Wolfcat: mugen is it toasty down in the core of the earth, because tonight everything is going over your head
[12:22:17 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: that or just anger and rage
[12:22:47 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: Helper I just wanted to honor your name
[12:22:54 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: I didn't mean to steal your identity
[12:22:58 AM] Wolfcat: Think of it as a cosplay, Helper
[12:22:59 AM] Helper: I want to honor your face.
[12:23:01 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Thorin you really need to learn that ordering me around so willy-nilly doesn't solve anything
[12:23:04 AM] Helper: By removing it.
[12:23:11 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: Moogen
[12:23:13 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Helper
[12:23:20 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: But you order people around
[12:23:27 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: So by your own logic
[12:23:28 AM] Oceanstuck: megun be in too deep
[12:23:34 AM] Helper: I am not ordering anyone, warlock.
[12:23:35 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: You really don't solve much either by doing so
[12:23:42 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: you need to learn that i fuck around a lot so as to try to keep the general population in control with fuckery. also, you aren't the boss either. nobody is.
[12:23:45 AM] Helper: Oh, you meant the other one.
[12:24:25 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: In fact I know a lot of people here would rather follow orders from meme man than you
[12:24:36 AM] *** ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ raises hand ***
[12:24:36 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Circle it works with the others. With me it just pisses me off which makes everything go to shit
[12:24:39 AM] Wolfcat: Meme Man for Mod?
[12:24:47 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: *Meme Man for God
[12:24:50 AM] Helper: Shall I get chocolate whipped cream?
[12:24:50 AM] Wolfcat: ./inb4 rage
[12:24:51 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: fixed that
[12:24:52 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: meme man IS god
[12:24:56 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: OOH
[12:25:01 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: if you do can i have some
[12:25:02 AM] Oceanstuck: meme man is beerd
[12:25:03 AM] Oceanstuck: confirmed
[12:25:04 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: i like chocolate
[12:25:10 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: especially chocolate milk
[12:25:12 AM] Helper: I have chocolate milk.
[12:25:15 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: chocolate milk is good
[12:25:16 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: :O
[12:25:16 AM] Helper: You cannot have it.
[12:25:17 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: [12:24 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): <<< Circle it works with the others Nope, just makes you look bad
[12:25:19 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: aww
[12:25:20 AM] Wolfcat: no one here likes chocolate milk
[12:25:26 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: And pisses everyone else off
[12:25:36 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: [12:25 AM] Wolfcat: <<< no one here likes chocolate milk my ame isn't "no one here"
[12:25:47 AM] Helper: Yes it is.
[12:25:58 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: oh
[12:25:59 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: ok
[12:26:09 AM] Wolfcat: Helper do you still have any drugs
[12:26:17 AM] Oceanstuck: i see four convos at once
[12:26:18 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: So it is
[12:26:20 AM] Wolfcat: From your previous drugs
[12:26:23 AM] Eve: I need drugs right now
[12:26:25 AM] Wolfcat: I mean work
[12:26:27 AM] Wolfcat: previous work
[12:26:30 AM] Helper: I use drugs daily.
[12:26:32 AM] Eve: To cope with you guys
[12:26:35 AM] Helper: It keeps me sane.
[12:26:38 AM] No one here: Ooh
[12:26:39 PM | Edited 9:26:44 AM] No one here: what type(s)
[12:26:54 AM] Eve: Super meth
[12:26:58 AM] Helper: I have decided to get caramel apple.
[12:27:13 AM] Helper: However
[12:27:22 AM] Eve: Ice cream?
[12:27:23 AM] Helper: They have raspberry cheesecake.
[12:27:28 AM] Wolfcat: dude
[12:27:32 AM] Eve: Get DA cheesecake
[12:27:32 AM] Wolfcat: cheesecake is fucking baller
[12:27:39 AM] Helper: Obviously this choice is of the utmost improtance.
[12:27:45 AM] Wolfcat: CHEESECAKE
[12:27:48 AM] Oceanstuck: cheesecake is the best shit
[12:27:49 AM] Helper: You are correct.
[12:27:58 AM] Helper: I will choose the cheesecake.
[12:28:00 AM] Oceanstuck: yay im right about something
[12:28:08 AM] Wolfcat: #importantargdecisions
[12:28:13 AM] Wolfcat: eve write this down
[12:28:20 AM] Oceanstuck: no need
[12:28:23 AM] No one here: i still like chocolate milk
[12:28:29 AM] Oceanstuck: im logging the chat as we have it
[12:28:37 AM] Wolfcat: http://johnisdead.com/cheesecake
[12:28:39 AM] Wolfcat: fuck FUCK
[12:28:51 AM] Oceanstuck: im sad that that isnt actually a thing
[12:29:06 AM] Helper: ((A photo of ice cream, chocolate whipped cream, and more chocolate is posted.))
[12:29:06 AM] Helper: These three items.
[12:29:18 AM] Oceanstuck: the holy trinity of dessert
[12:29:36 PM | Edited 9:29:38 AM] No one here: Niiiice
[12:29:39 AM] No one here: also
[12:29:41 AM] No one here: WOAH
[12:29:42 AM] No one here: http://johnisdead.com/key592/NoOneHere
[12:30:10 AM] Oceanstuck: in the name of the reddi and of the lindt and of the razzy cheesecake
[12:30:11 AM] Oceanstuck: amen
[12:30:29 AM] Eve: Helper.... That's the sexiest photo I've ever seen....
[12:30:45 AM] Oceanstuck: sexier than spoopdad?
[12:30:51 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): NOTFOUND
[12:30:59 AM] Oceanstuck: joke url
[12:31:02 AM] No one here: moogen
[12:31:04 AM] No one here: that's the joke
[12:31:06 AM] No one here: no one here
[12:31:27 AM] Oceanstuck: megun be missing all the punchlines
[12:31:29 AM] Oceanstuck: all of them
[12:31:37 AM] Wolfcat: http://johnisdead.com/key592/wolfcats_dick_expanding_because_his_bf_helper_is_back_talking_again_man_look_how_big_its_getting_oh_fuck_its_going_into_space_its_bigger_than_crashs_now_from_his_penis_log_haha_fuck_you_crash_his_dick_is_getting_a_little_cold_in_space_though_ow.webm
[12:31:41 AM] Eve: Don't worry Mugen, wolf has been fucking me over with URLs for days
[12:31:45 AM] Helper: I dearly hope you have seen sexier, Eve.
[12:31:58 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Sadly
[12:31:59 PM | Edited 9:32:07 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): She has
[12:32:10 AM] Oceanstuck: too long didnt click
[12:32:15 AM] No one here: lol
[12:32:28 AM] Helper: How would you know this, warlock?
[12:32:37 AM] Oceanstuck: peeping
[12:32:38 AM] No one here: http://www.johnisdead.com/key592/FIREKID.webm
[12:32:38 AM] Wolfcat: cause she saw his pic
[12:32:46 AM] No one here: http://www.johnisdead.com/key592/
[12:32:52 AM] Helper: Have you been sending her pictures of Wolf again?
[12:32:57 AM] Oceanstuck: oshit theres an actual thing on that one
[12:32:58 AM] No one here: XD
[12:33:04 AM] No one here: heehee
[12:33:08 AM] Wolfcat: mugen those were only for you :c
[12:33:19 AM] No one here: also guys
[12:33:22 AM] No one here: in all seriousness
[12:33:26 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): @Helper No. She has seen sexier because it wasn't Patrem
[12:33:28 AM] No one here: check key again
[12:33:34 AM] No one here: Mugen stfu
[12:33:37 AM] No one here: you said she had
[12:33:37 AM] Helper: I disagree.
[12:33:41 AM] Eve: On 5/28/2015, at 12:32 AM, Wolfcat wrote:> cause she saw his pic I did... Nips are rock hard
[12:33:46 AM] No one here: now your contradicting yourself
[12:33:47 AM] No one here: guys
[12:33:50 AM] No one here: shes seen circle
[12:34:04 AM] Helper: That explains it.
[12:34:09 AM] Wolfcat: oh boy
[12:34:10 AM] Eve: Lol
[12:34:14 AM] No one here: when he was shirtless on cam
[12:34:15 AM] Oceanstuck: yep
[12:34:16 AM] Oceanstuck: thats it
[12:34:26 AM] Helper: Adventurers.
[12:34:30 AM] No one here: ye?
[12:34:31 AM] Wolfcat: surely this quells your hatred for the man
[12:34:33 AM] Oceanstuck: yes?
[12:34:51 AM] Helper: I have the feeling that you all may not take things seriously while I am here.
[12:34:59 AM] Oceanstuck: ...fuck
[12:35:04 AM] Helper: Those three items will be very important.
[12:35:15 AM] No one here: K
[12:35:15 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: >no one here is typing
[12:35:16 AM] Oceanstuck: hnh
[12:35:18 AM] No one here: i save dem
[12:35:20 AM] Oceanstuck: ok
[12:35:35 AM] Helper: Very important.
[12:35:46 AM] Wolfcat: Thorin, you should exploit ./me
[12:35:47 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: chocolate, ice cream, chocolate whipped cream
[12:35:55 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: and a fuckload of waffles
[12:36:00 AM] *** No one here is smart ***
[12:36:00 AM] Helper: For removing the thief from this world.
[12:36:14 AM] No one here: heehee
[12:36:15 AM] *** Wolfcat hass big dik ***
[12:36:37 AM] *** No one here has a clue what mugen is talking about. ever. ***
[12:36:45 AM] Oceanstuck: lel
[12:36:46 AM] Oceanstuck: kok
[12:36:50 AM] No one here: kek
[12:36:50 AM] No one here: kek
[12:36:54 AM] No one here: lul
[12:36:58 AM] Wolfcat: kuk
[12:36:59 AM] No one here: oh yeah
[12:37:07 AM] No one here: the time clownfish DOESENT want to fuck with me is when i want it to
[12:37:30 AM] Helper: Mm
[12:37:33 AM] Wolfcat: http://lunarchildren.com/
[12:37:37 AM] Helper: It is a full moon out.
[12:37:45 AM] Helper: Or is it?
[12:37:52 AM] Helper: I cannot tell.
[12:37:55 AM] Wolfcat: http://johnisdead.com/key592/update.txt
[12:38:00 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Is not I was out earlier tonight
[12:38:13 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): First quarter
[12:39:01 AM] *** No one here likes it when mugen tries to use real world logic in the ARG ***
[12:39:11 AM] Helper: It is definitely more than just the first quarter of the moon.
[12:39:12 AM] Oceanstuck: cough
[12:39:22 AM] *** No one here dislikes what link is doing ***
[12:39:51 AM] Helper: Maybe I will take a nap today.
[12:40:03 AM] *** No one here knows how to log in on lunarchildren, but link wants to ***
[12:40:05 AM] No one here: oh
[12:40:24 AM] No one here: If you're takin a nap then good night :D
[12:40:26 AM] Oceanstuck: wasnt there a bar on the right side of the lunarchildren page
[12:40:29 AM] Helper: Naps are a good way to preserve health.
[12:40:33 AM] No one here: They are
[12:40:37 AM] Oceanstuck: i swear its gone
[12:40:42 AM] Wolfcat: The things on the site
[12:40:43 AM] Helper: I did not mean now.
[12:40:46 AM] Wolfcat: They translate to
[12:41:00 AM] Wolfcat: "BURN OUT" "dark link" "The no face"
[12:41:10 AM] No one here: http://lunarchildren.com/terminology/tenebris-link/ whats this mean guys
[12:41:16 AM] Wolfcat: dark link
[12:41:23 AM] No one here: black me?
[12:41:25 AM] No one here: he's pretty cool
[12:41:33 AM] Wolfcat: the no face
[12:41:42 AM] Helper: That is racist.
[12:41:42 AM] Wolfcat: Could that be referring to the face made of 'no' from the last arc?
[12:41:53 AM] Eve: But there isn't an update to lunarchildren
[12:41:55 AM] No one here: hows it racist
[12:42:06 AM] Wolfcat: http://lunarchildren.com/
[12:42:09 AM] Helper: Because you are british.
[12:42:09 AM] Wolfcat: There's a terminology tab
[12:42:11 AM] Wolfcat: at the top
[12:42:15 AM] No one here: i'm American tho
[12:42:27 AM] No one here: I'm on the west coast ._.
[12:42:41 AM] Helper: You cannot fool these eyes.
[12:42:41 AM] Eve: I don't see it, wolf
[12:42:46 AM] No one here: Uhhh
[12:43:11 AM] No one here: helper didn't you say only your tounge worked for senses?
[12:43:28 AM] Helper: For sensing demons, yes.
[12:43:34 AM] No one here: oh
[12:43:36 AM] No one here: but yeah
[12:43:41 AM] No one here: i'm American
[12:43:50 AM] Helper: You cannot fool me.
[12:43:58 AM] No one here: but...
[12:44:01 AM] No one here: i AM American...
[12:44:07 AM] No one here: how do i prove it to you
[12:44:20 AM] Helper: By not being british.
[12:44:32 AM] No one here: but im not
[12:44:45 AM] Helper: You cannot fool me.
[12:44:53 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: but....
[12:44:54 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: ._.
[12:45:04 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: I can tell you what state i live in
[12:45:09 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: and maybe the island in it
[12:45:09 AM] Oceanstuck: washington
[12:45:13 AM] Wolfcat: Deuro - BURN OUT
Tenebris Link - dark link
The Absque Facie - the no face
[12:45:17 AM] Helper: It doesn't matter.
[12:45:24 AM] Helper: When you are british.
[12:45:35 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: Ive never even left the USA ;-;
[12:45:50 AM] Helper: You cannot fool me.
[12:46:08 AM] Wolfcat: http://lunarchildren.com/
[12:46:10 AM] Wolfcat: new post
[12:47:06 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: but im not british
[12:47:13 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: you're fooling yourself
[12:47:36 AM] Helper: You are.
[12:47:43 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: NU AM NOT
[12:47:43 AM] Eve: ok, so aparantly, you cannot see that on mobil
[12:47:44 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: ;-;
[12:47:46 AM] Helper: You cannot fool these ears.
[12:47:55 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: I'm not british ;-;
[12:48:16 AM] Wolfcat: "ps: Our member communication forums are on the backlog, but should be up in the near future!"
[12:48:20 AM] Helper: I hear something..
[12:48:39 AM] Helper: It is british.
[12:48:41 AM] Wolfcat: that's weird I dreamed we found some forums on lunarchildren.com and the site was a dark grey color like this
[12:48:51 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: i'm not british
[12:48:51 AM] Oceanstuck: spoopy
[12:48:53 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: i think sengi is
[12:48:55 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: bt im not
[12:49:02 AM] Oceanstuck: sengo is venezuelan
[12:49:05 AM] Helper: Sengi is not.
[12:49:06 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: oh
[12:49:08 AM] Helper: You are.
[12:49:11 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: isn't one of us british
[12:49:15 AM] Oceanstuck: stevey
[12:49:27 AM] Helper: Stevey is also british.
[12:49:31 AM] Helper: Just like you.
[12:49:38 AM] Wolfcat: Who else is brittish?
[12:49:44 AM] Helper: Anyhow.
[12:49:49 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: im not britiiiish
[12:49:49 AM] Wolfcat: Or at least uses Euro's
[12:49:59 AM] Helper: It seems someone is trying to halt me.
[12:50:07 AM] Helper: I will come back shortly.
[12:50:07 AM] Oceanstuck: oh?
[12:50:13 AM] Wolfcat: We still need to find SKM
[12:50:22 AM] Oceanstuck: oh yeah

Summary

• Helper casually chats with the players. He informs them that he has found his hat.

5/28/15 - Chat with SKM - Johnisdead.com (Safehaven)

<wolfcat>: What's up broskino
<CaptainDesdinova>: I have arrived
<Oceanstuck>: hellos
<Helper>: Hello, adventurers!
<Helper>: I have decided to follow you.
<CaptainDesdinova>: Awesome
<SKM>: Well not a whole hell of a lot, but things of importance none the less. The damn shazz bots fixed the domain faster than I thought they would ^^;
<wickedlady4180>: SKM, we were told to contact you
<Oceanstuck>: hey again skoom
<Oceanstuck>: hey again helper
<SKM>: I arranged for you to receive this message yes XD
<wickedlady4180>: The message said you had more information about Tyler
<wolfcat>: Was the kid the one sending us the texts?
<SKM>: You mean our good old numbers friend?
<ADULT_LINK>: Hi! i'm not banned this time
<SKM>: Oh no
<wolfcat>: not yet
<SKM>: I have no idea what that thing is
<SKM>: Speaking of texting, it is quite good Tylers phone has such a formidable battery as it is my only form of access into his actions in meat space atm.
<wickedlady4180>: Tyler is is trouble
<SKM>: Just a weeeee bit ^^;
<SKM>: His power went out last night
<ADULT_LINK>: he also found a spooky guy
<wickedlady4180>: More than that, he's being watched and followed
<SKM>: I have been keeping up with the goings and doings of the piss children as well, and I am very certain they shan't drezz him just yet.
<SKM>: However
<SKM>: they are not above simply trying to fuck with the mans psyche
<Oceanstuck>: >
<SKM>: and potentially hurt him a bit
<wickedlady4180>: We want to avoid that
<SKM>: But they seem to be waiting for something of significance to happen before acting.
<Oceanstuck>: 'like what
<ADULT_LINK>: Hmm
<SKM>: I am honestly not sure
<ADULT_LINK>: Any idea on what we can do to help tyler?
<SKM>: They have been getting MUCH more secretive of what they do. The updates you are seeing on the terminology went through almost 48hrs of debate before getting clearance.
<wickedlady4180>: I have a few questions for you
<SKM>: Yes of course
<SKM>: proceed m'lady
<wickedlady4180>: Are you aware of the note tyler got? What do the symbols mean?
<ADULT_LINK>: M'duck
<SKM>: I saw all that yes
<SKM>: The symbol on the top refers to a part of there beliefs known as "Parallelos" and they put it on shit all over the place. Sometimes I can make connections as to why, and other times I feel it is just used because a "Parallelos" ranked member had something to do with the related action, or just for what appears to be shits and giggles.
<ARGdov>: Sorry, but what exactly is Parallelos? Or was that already sked?
<SKM>: The symbol on the bottom is known as the "lunarum oculus" and simply means they want to emphasize that "mother" is bearing witness to whatever is unfolding.
<SKM>: Parallelos is a strange idea they have about parallel dimensions, the multiverse, and the various time lines in each one. Some idea that through lunas power certain things can be manifested by borrowing from other "Parallelos" and that when you ascend you are traveling through certain kinds of "Parallelos"
<Oceanstuck>: elaborate on it please
<SKM>: and that luna currently resides in a special kind of "Parallelos"
<ARGdov>: Cool. I had a feeling it was something like that
<ZackyN>: Hai!
<Oceanstuck>: sup
<wickedlady4180>: I still have another question, and then I'll let everyone have a go
<ADULT_LINK>: Parallelos does sound like Parallel
<ADULT_LINK>: i mean
<SKM>: Parallelos parrallelos parallelos yada yada yada, tbh it felt like a bunch of drek to me.
<ADULT_LINK>: it kinda comes from it
<Oceanstuck>: i wanna know tho
<ARGdov>: What about the stuff on the other side of the note? Is that relevant in any way?
<SKM>: It seems to me like all that is happening
<SKM>: to these people that they kill
<SKM>: is they are somehow becoming digitized afterwards
<SKM>: which is REALLY schway in concept XD
<ARGdov>: Asension?
<ADULT_LINK>: Kinda like BEN from the old creepypasta?
<Oceanstuck>: hnh. ive heard something like that
<SKM>: YES actually that is another thing they go on about A LOT
<ARGdov>: Yeah, exactly
<SKM>: Before I messed up there shit the first time
<ADULT_LINK>: lol
<ADULT_LINK>: what'd ya do?
<wickedlady4180>: SKM, I wanna ask about Kevin. Tyler is searching for Kevin, and we think that we know where he is.
<SKM>: They had a collection of explanatory pages and videos
<wickedlady4180>: Or rather, who he is now
<SKM>: I actually got nothing on Tylers friend Kevin ^^;
<SKM>: I am pretty in the dark about this guy actually
<ADULT_LINK>: Huh
<wickedlady4180>: I see, ok.
<SKM>: hell more in the dark then usual now that I think about it
<ARGdov>: Allrighty, then
<ADULT_LINK>: he never told us about him before he got the minor amnesia about us
<wickedlady4180>: What did you do to patrem?
<SKM>: But that is probably my own fault due to lack of further observation on my own behalf ^^;
<ADULT_LINK>: Lol
<ARGdov>: By any chance do you know who "MattR" is?
<Oceanstuck>: speaking of patrem
<ADULT_LINK>: Yo zack, you have any questions bout stuff? this'd be your time to ask bro :3
<Oceanstuck>: i remember someone asked you what relation you had with that guy last time we spoke
<Oceanstuck>: you said it could wait until next time
<Oceanstuck>: and its next time now
<Oceanstuck>: so
<SKM>: woah nelly slow down kids
<SKM>: which question first ^^;
<Oceanstuck>: whats the relation between you and patrem
<ARGdov>: Didn't something happen to him? Matt, I mean.
<ARGdov>: Ocean can go first
<SKM>: Me and pisstrum
<Oceanstuck>: ye
<Oceanstuck>: whats the relation between you two
<SKM>: About 4 years back I was visiting family in america
<SKM>: they had recently moved to florida and planned to live out the rest of their retirement there.
<SKM>: I had a younger brother, about 9 at the time who was quite active on the internet. And introduced me to a place known as "Within Hubris"
<ADULT_LINK>: we know hubris ;3
<SKM>: Yes... I know... ^^;
<Oceanstuck>: hubris?
<Oceanstuck>:
<ARGdov>: Yep. don't we know it well
<ADULT_LINK>: :L
<SKM>: I payed no mind to it at the time
<Oceanstuck>: weve all been
<SKM>: However that would prove to be a costly mistake on my own behalf
<ADULT_LINK>: (you can answer this later, but have you read Weenie Licked yet? its glorious)
<ARGdov>: What could be so bad?
<SKM>: My brother told me of a character he met in his actions on the website
<SKM>: He called him "The purple man"
<ARGdov>: Well, that could be any number of-... oh
<SKM>: I was under the assumption he was talking about a bloody teletubby or something
<SKM>: and payed it no mind
<ADULT_LINK>: XD
<SKM>: About a month later he went missing
<SKM>: He was last seen playing with his camera in the local park.
<ADULT_LINK>: wait, your bro went missing or patrem
<SKM>: My brother
<ADULT_LINK>: oh shit
<ARGdov>: Wow.
<ARGdov>: Im sorry to hear that
<ADULT_LINK>: that sucks D:
<SKM>: On his camera there was nothing but garbled purple mess in each photograph
<Oceanstuck>: ;_;
<ARGdov>: That's awful.
<wickedlady4180>: So, what you assume happened?
<SKM>: I felt at the time he may have been abducted by someone he met in his online games.
<ADULT_LINK>: probably not somone from hubris (mugen is a possibility, hes a creep) but still that sucks
<Oceanstuck>: lel
<SKM>: So I made I began to pay close attention to the website he spoke of most. "This place where ben is always being really scary and I talk to the purple man, who tells me he will show me how to fly."
<ARGdov>: BENs not been on there for awhile, though
<Oceanstuck>: tbf its not the same hubris now that it was 4yrs ago
<ARGdov>: Yeah, I just realized my mistake.
<Oceanstuck>: derp
<SKM>: At the begining of november I was contacted by a strange character that was calling itself BEN
<SKM>: It was telling me all sorts of gibberish code and nonsense so I ignored this as well.
<SKM>: until around november 11th
<SKM>: I don't remember a whole lot about that day, but I know that was the day it happened.
<SKM>: I was minding my own business
<SKM>: analyzing everything from the information on the previous cults website, and the various other groups that seemed to be interested in all of this, hoping for some chance to discover anything regarding my brother.
<SKM>: My techno drek lost its fucking mind all of a sudden.
<CaptainDesdinova>: I feel pretty good about maintaining the wiki now
<SKM>: The screen literally blew out in my face
<SKM>: I thought the computer would fully catch on fire as I watched bits of steam come out of it, but as I went to pull the plug I noticed something.
<SKM>: My vision was a bit blurred, but I saw this... thing at my doorway.
<SKM>: About up to my neck in height it seemed and looked to be dressed in green with its hands at its sides.
<SKM>: But it didn't look right
<Oceanstuck>: (an elegy?)
<SKM>: I heard a loud screeching and I passed out.
<ARGdov>: Then what?
<ARGdov>: Also, you ever play Majoras Mask?
<SKM>: I awoke and my grandfather was asking me what had happened, I was bloody disturbed he had not called paramedics seeing as I had cuts all over my face from the pieces of computer screen. But I did not want to come off as a fucking mad man so I explained "I may have been experiencing some EXTREAMLY" faulty wiring issue.
<Oceanstuck>: arg
<Oceanstuck>: focus
<ARGdov>: Sorry. I was just wondering if he recognized the statue and scream
<SKM>: I eventually got a new computer screen and discovered my computer (Very strangely) still worked just fine.
<ARGdov>: Weird
<ADULT_LINK>: Huh
<ADULT_LINK>: well i mean
<ADULT_LINK>: if only the screen was damaged
<ADULT_LINK>: then it makes sence that it'd work
<SKM>: But there were a text file on my computer titled lostmemory423 with some binary in it
<SKM>: stating
<ZackyN>: Stating what!?
<SKM>: "you do not realize how much you have helped me, but I shall help you. Father had him taken for the children. They are near there."
<SKM>: Sorry had to go find the file ^^;
<Oceanstuck>: k
<ZackyN>: Sorry, just impatient -,-
<ZackyN>: But thank you!
<ARGdov>: You ever check that place out?
<SKM>: The current main base of operations, and a bloody sad one at that, "The fishery" is there.
<SKM>: for the lunar children
<SKM>: Father
<SKM>: is that fucking purple bastard
<ARGdov>: Patrem?
<wolfcat>: No, the other purple bastard
<ADULT_LINK>: other?
<ARGdov>: Who?
<Oceanstuck>: megun?
<ADULT_LINK>: what?
<wolfcat>: ..
<SKM>: Thats the "Holy title" they call "Father" by
<ADULT_LINK>: oh wait mugen said that
<ADULT_LINK>: patrem is the father?
<Oceanstuck>: i thought we already knew that
<Oceanstuck>: anyway skoom go on
<SKM>: Its what they call him
<ZackyN>: What did you actually do to patrem?
<SKM>: Ahhhhhh yessss
<ADULT_LINK>: Hey SKM, eve wants to know where patrem is Right now, but you can answer zack first
<SKM>: He is in pain most likely ^^
<SKM>: if whatever he is can feel it
<SKM>: But sadly he will be at large again soon.
<SKM>: He came at me at a horrible time when he did.
<SKM>: The time shift had just happened, as well as the trick I had the kid pull on him to use up his resources trying to make it into your skype room.
<SKM>: for a computer program and/or "god" he sure has a human like ego XD
<ADULT_LINK>: lol
<SKM>: and was almost unaware of his own strengths
<SKM>: He was trying to brute force me through my connection to your site he seems to like inhabiting.
<SKM>: So I sent him a little present
<ADULT_LINK>: Lol wow
<ADULT_LINK>: also JJ
<ARGdov>: What was it?
<ADULT_LINK>: did you DDoS him?
<SKM>: I overloaded him with more data than he could handle at once at that moment in time.
<ADULT_LINK>: Nice
<Oceanstuck>: >:D
<SKM>: then temporarily dl'd him
<SKM>: and cut and paste him into the 592 directory
<ARGdov>: Smart move
<ARGdov>: You can do that? just move him around like that?
<SKM>: while he was idle yes
<SKM>: but it was rather risky ^^;
<SKM>: and damn the action alone almost blew my rig up
<ARGdov>: Why not just delete him?
<SKM>: I actually tried that tbh ^^;
<SKM>: It did literally nothing
<SKM>: which is rather strange honestly
<SKM>: however
<ARGdov>: Dang.
<SKM>: I still have little understanding of what these things are
<SKM>: So I am sure there is a way to truly "Delete" this bastard
<SKM>: but I am currently not sure how
<ADULT_LINK>: Hmm
<ADULT_LINK>: you could probably put him on an external drive and dispose of that
<wolfcat>: then shoot it off into space. on the moon, for poetic justice
<SKM>: I remember trying something similar to this once back in 2013 XD
<ADULT_LINK>: lol
<SKM>: I got him in a rather similar position as the one he was recently in
<SKM>: But I put him on my old laptop (rip old friend =[ )
<SKM>: I smashed the bloody thing once I was sure he was there
<SKM>: and connected to no internet
<SKM>: and plugged into NOTHING
<SKM>: But somehow
<SKM>: SOMEHOW
<SKM>: This fucking THING
<ADULT_LINK>: Hmm
<SKM>: as I smashed the laptop with a meat tenderizer from my kitchen
<ADULT_LINK>: maybe he somehow has split himself, or made backups?
<SKM>: I was electrocuted
<SKM>: passed out
<wolfcat>: Or some wacky paralellos thing brought him back
<SKM>: and assumed he must have been gone
<ADULT_LINK>: you were electrocuted? damn
<SKM>: until I heard the fucking bloody piss children going on about them as though they had recently made contact with him.
<SKM>: him*
<Oceanstuck>: oof
<SKM>: but enough about my damn shazzbotry
<SKM>: You will probably hear from him again soon enough
<ARGdov>: Allrigjht
<SKM>: but when that happens I hope to have a new plan devised for harming this bastard.
<SKM>: I feel we have plenty more question do we not?
<ARGdov>: I think some of us do. I have non right now at the moment
<wolfcat>: Do you have any suggestions for helping bring back Tyler's memory?
<wolfcat>: Or should we just do it the old fashioned way, dropping hints ect ect
<SKM>: That will be rather tricky
<SKM>: Because I do not understand what they did to even make him lose it to begin with.
<SKM>: On a side note about Tyler
<SKM>: I am currently doing some work to get his power back on
<ADULT_LINK>: he told us it was one when we asked
<ADULT_LINK>: he said something like "if my power was off how could i be on my computer with the lights on" or something
<ADULT_LINK>: *on not one
<SKM>: Near the beginning of this conversation I thought I said it went back off again ^^;
<SKM>: But you might have missed that so my appologies
<Oceanstuck>: oh yeah you did i just checked
<SKM>: I was taking note of his chat with you all last night
<SKM>: and then my feed went black
<SKM>: so I switched over to his cell phone
<ADULT_LINK>: oh oops sorry
<SKM>: and eventually established he lost power again
<ADULT_LINK>: oh lol i must have missed that
<ZackyN>: So, why is this lostmemory423 in the chat?
<ZackyN>: and admin at that
<SKM>: Well after the last escapade when I damn near lost the kid do to my own shazzbotry
<Oceanstuck>: (i still remember when regipimpiss popped in and i was like FUCKIN RUN BITCH. hehe)
<SKM>: I had to download him directly onto my computer for a brief moment, which has not happened in a bloody long time.
<SKM>: Which was why for a moment he was talking through me as you may recall
<Oceanstuck>: i think i remember that
<SKM>: I call him kid for a reason
<SKM>: In the time I have spent working with this thing
<SKM>: He sure as hell feels like a kid XD
<wolfcat>: The Lunar Children sure seem touchy about this 'Deuro' thing
<SKM>: So touchy actually that I am just barely hearing of the term actually
<SKM>: They just made it "Public" so to speak about 2 weeks ago.
<wolfcat>: They still haven't uploaded what exactly a 'Eulogy' is yet
<Oceanstuck>: it seems to be a taboo subject, barring really dire circumstances
<SKM>: Still not sure what this "Deuro" thing is to them.
<SKM>: however "Eulogy"
<SKM>: its funny you should mention that XD
<CaptainDesdinova>: Eulogy?
<SKM>: I actually just jacked in and got that drok off of the site admin while he was not paying attention to his network XD
<SKM>: fucking shazzbots run this bloody site
<wolfcat>: You mean MattR?
<SKM>: YESSS that bloody fool lel
<wolfcat>: It's weird, he's got a name really similar to someone from the Moon Children.
<SKM>: I have a small handful of intel on him.
<Oceanstuck>: matt r and matt h
<SKM>: but he doesn't come off as too important
<wolfcat>: Even more, Matt H's alias was Rodney R, hence the R
<SKM>: What I do know about him
<SKM>: is that he is fairly new
<SKM>: but managed to quickly prove his worth and attain "Parallelos" rank
<SKM>: His mask, like other parallelos members, bares the parallelos symbol.
<SKM>: His mask is a skull, and I have never seen him without it.
<SKM>: Also did anyone want that drok I got off him?
<Oceanstuck>: ok
<Oceanstuck>: sure
<SKM>: Its a draft of the "Eulogy" info page
<Oceanstuck>: aight
<Oceanstuck>: give it here
<SKM>: Eulogy A eulogy is defined by its capabilities as an ascended child. One who has simply Ascended may communicate to this realm by some means, however one who has more capabilities (such as minor manipulation of this reality, minor physical manifestation ect...) is to be seen as a eulogy capable of even greater power.
<SKM>: But more often than not, a eulogy will remain a capable as it is upon awakening in its asended form.
<SKM>: couldn't fit it all in one post ^^;
<ARGdov>: Allright, thanks
<wolfcat>: Last time you said those against Patrem call him "The misguided legion". Those against Patrem, are you referring to the Moon Children? Just want to clarify.
<SKM>: The moon children had referred to him as that a few times in some conversations about him I had taken note of.
<SKM>: Any more questions?
<SKM>: I have about 13 minutes before I should be going
<CaptainDesdinova>: Any Tyler advice?
<SKM>: Just wait till tomorrow
<SKM>: and I should have him online
<SKM>: ALSO
<SKM>: I just remembered XD
<SKM>: Do tell him
<SKM>: stop talking to the police
<Oceanstuck>: why tho
<SKM>: they are not his friends in that town
<Oceanstuck>: wait so the lc has a hold on the police?
<lostmemory423>: What's wrong with the police?
<wolfcat>: It does sound like a shady place, what with the drug dealers and killer cults
<SKM>: good question kid XD
<SKM>: Glad to see your awake now
<SKM>: surprised me there
<Oceanstuck>: hello lm423
<Oceanstuck>: can i call you loom
<lostmemory423>: Why?
<Oceanstuck>: wanted to give you a nickname
<lostmemory423>: ...
<Oceanstuck>: oh never mind that we need to get back to business
<Oceanstuck>: sry sry distracted
<SKM>: He has been a little wonky do to everything I had him do before
<SKM>: But the down time has seemed to stabilize him a bit
<SKM>: But the police
<SKM>: A good portion of them are either corrupt and taking bribes from the lunar children
<SKM>: have children in the lunar children
<SKM>: or are actually senior members
<Oceanstuck>: oh
<SKM>: My advice would be do not talk to them anymore
<SKM>: ever
<ARGdov>: Wow. That's gonna br a problrm
<SKM>: seriously XD
<Oceanstuck>: how are we gonna get him to stay away tho
<wolfcat>: Oh also... do you know anyone named George?
<ARGdov>: Thanks for the heads up
<Oceanstuck>: in a normal situation talking to law enforcement is the sensible option. how are we gonna convince him to not do that without spooping him half to death
<SKM>: That is actually the hard part ^^;
<SKM>: I don't know how to social engineer my way through that honestly
<SKM>: But
<SKM>: Him showing them the paper
<SKM>: Isn't so bad
<SKM>: chances are they already knew
<Oceanstuck>: ok so were not fucked *yet*
<ARGdov>: Maybe we should tell him theres something up and to be careful. But then he probably wont trust us either
<wolfcat>: Well he already doesn't put much stock in the police
<wolfcat>: Can't be that hard
<wolfcat>: Especially since they didn't do anything after Kevin disappeared
<Oceanstuck>: if we can explain why the turnaround in opinion on going to the feds, then yeah i guess
<Oceanstuck>: we just need to figure out how to explain the turnaround in opinion on going to the feds
<SKM>: Annnnnd the alarm has gone off
<SKM>: That is my que to leave
<ARGdov>: You better get out
<Oceanstuck>: bye skoom
<SKM>: to anyone taking note
<ARGdov>: Thnaks for the info!
<wolfcat>: Alright, thanks for all the help man
<Oceanstuck>: bye loom
<SKM>: hurry up
<SKM>: good bye for now friends

Summary

• Helper briefly chats with the players as they meet with SKM.

11/8/15 - "I can post here now?" - Jarilo333

((Unfortunately, this thread was not archived))

Jarilo333 12:54 AM: ((Jeremy introduces himself to the players and is surprised to see he can now post in the "Controller" board.))
Players: ((The players begin asking Jeremy questions about the cult.))
Jarilo333: ((Jeremy is reluctant to answer questions for one reason or another - either because the answers are forbidden or he cannot remember.)
Players: ((The players submit the "Mask of Truth".))
Jarilo333: ((Jeremy begins answering the players' questions. He talks about his son Hunter, the Moon Children, and his brother, the Old Man.))

November 10th, 2015

Jarilo333: ((Jeremy notes strange things around his home, such as the clocks having stopped, doors being locked, and it being exceptionally dark.))
Players: ((The players attempt to warn Jeremy about his son Hunter.))
Jarilo333: ((Jeremy does not believe the players' warnings, not believing that his son would ever harm him.))

November 11th, 2015

Jarilo333 3:01 AM: "Why did you do this to me hunter"
Jarilo333 3:17 AM: "Your friend is next, I can see him now, young one what was done to me shall be the terrible fate of your link. They have him now, he cannot escape alone."
Players 3:21 AM: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3CfAuxfXG0"
Players: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3CfAuxfXG0"
Players 4:25 PM: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3CfAuxfXG0"
Players 9:01 PM: ((The players submit the "Stone Mask".))

November 12th, 2015

Players 9:45 PM: ((The players submit "Epona's Song".))
Helper 10:41 PM: "Hello, Adventurers! It sure has been quite a while. Has everything gone well for you? Do you need assistance? Perhaps the deliverance of a package?"
Players: ((The players ask Helper to steal away Tyler's Crescent Moon Necklace and give him a camera.))
Helper: ((Helper agrees to do as the players' ask.))

March 10th, 2016

Players: ((The players submit the "New Wave Bossa Nova".))

March 11th, 2016

Players 4:00 AM: ((The player Eevee submits the "Song of Time".))

March 17th, 2016

Players 2:14 AM: ((The player Spirkiroid submits the "Garo's Mask".))

Summary

• The players summon Helper to the Lunar Children Forums and ask him to steal away Tyler's Crescent Moon Necklace and give him a camera. Helper agrees to do so.

Videos

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  Outro

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  Taking a walk

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  The Forerunners

References

Characters
Harbingers	Links DougLunar Children: The First Giant Lunar Children: Douglas • JadusableLunar Children: The Second Giant Moon Children: Alex Hall • Kayd HendricksMoon Children: Rem • Mason • Tyler Internet Detectives CircleHunter • Dawn • Greth • JacobLunar Children: Vincent Adams • John • JoséAstral Observatory: Yugi • Wolfcat Allies DeadOne • Drowned • Erika • Helper • Max • SKMLunar Children: LiquidSaint
Lunar Children	Figures Luna • Patrem • Tenebris LinkMoon Children: Mr. D • The First GiantHarbingers: Doug Lunar Children: Douglas • The Second GiantHarbingers: Jadusable Moon Children: Alex Hall • The Third GiantMoon Children: Spencer • The Fourth Giant Elder Children Alan Alphonse • Ezekiel Konrad • Jennifer • Kylie • LiquidSaintHarbingers: SKM • MattRMoon Children: Ifrit • Vincent AdamsHarbingers: Jacob Members Alignak • Carla • Cici849 • Daniel • Douglas • Eddie • George • HarryM1 • Hina616 • Hope • Jarilo333Moon Children: Jeremy Jarvis • Jie_Lin_HunterL • Jason • Kalfu9000 • KevinMoon Children: Insidiae • Losna152 • Luke • Mason • Sheepdog • Sin_Yarikh • 1_Tsukuyomi_1
Moon Children	Moderators Chris • SpencerLunar Children: The Third Giant • IfritLunar Children: MattR • InsidiaeLunar Children: Kevin • Mr. DLunar Children: Tenebris Link Members Alex HallHarbingers: Jadusable Lunar Children: The Second Giant • Ben Hubbard • Danielle • David • Diana Hubbard • Hank Hubbard • Jeremy JarvisLunar Children: Jarilo333 • RemHarbingers: Kayd Hendricks • Rosa • The Old Man • Thomas • William Reynolds
Astral Observatory	Astral Children IsocelesAssassinHacker Group: The Gray Man • Kaiden_Zoromichi • moonman31 • Nocta • NotAHoax_M12 • Samuel Charleston • YugiHarbingers: José • yuukichan Hacker Group GHOSTBABEL • Seth • Dusk • The Gray ManAstral Observatory: IsocelesAssassin
Other / Unaffiliated	Layered Beings BUP • IIIII • Synchron • TheLaw • The Producer WireTalk Mr. Silent • Mrs. Moon Janus Entities Child • Dead • Halicord • Prominence • Shadow_0388 • Stackoverflow • Trapped Other Cody • Hilario • Hotspot • Kyle • OFA Group • Pumpkinhead • Pursan • The Jaeger • Time Turner • Randy BUP's DnD Game Flint • Greth of Ruskunne • Innsman Greth • The Jester • Max (DnD) • Munnin • Sam the Genasi