Internet Detectives Tumblr
Internet Detectives Tumblr
Name | Internet Detectives Tumblr |
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URL | https://internetdetectives.tumblr.com/ |
Type | Archival Blog |
Affiliation | Players |
Status | Online (Deprecated) |
Tumblr is a blogging website where users can create their own customized blogs and upload images, videos, and audio files. The players created a Tumblr account for the Internet Detectives and used it as their main method of archiving Johnisdead for throughout 2015 and 2016. The Tumblr was used in conjunction with the original Johnisdead Wiki and Dropbox. The Tumblr saw its final large bout of activity in 2019, when it was used to archive canon conversations with characters. Since then, all archival activities have taken place on this Wiki.
Archive
Below is a transcript of the various pages found on the Internet Detectives Tumblr and its many posts.
Posts
This section contains all of the blog posts created on the Internet Detectives Tumblr, as well as the files contained within them.
5/8/15
5/8/15 5/8/15"wonkwenkwonkwenkwonkwenknwonk ydaerla uoy enoemos si revewoh tnecniV .won mih dnoyeb raf ma I, sgnilbbircs yttep sih rof gnirac dnoyeb raf ma I dna yob taht denmad evah uoY"
- /Patrem\
#within hubris
#patrem
We literally stole Doug’s mail.
(Source: s13.zetaboards.com)
#helper
#doug
#within hubris
Jayckup sells his soul.
(Source: youtube.com)
#within hubris
#jayckup
"My father is dead, I don’t have any father figures and I have no idea what the fuck you are talking about. I am gonna go before someone steals my shit. Some little kid just walked up to me, like this young kid and just asked me if the “Purple man” is gone now, crying and shit. Fuck this, fuck everything about this, fuck you guys, fuck whoever the purple man is. I am going home now. Fuck this."
- Vincent
#potty mouth
#vincent
#within hubris
"You’ve all been very lucky so far. In all the times your members have rushed in and acted without the consensus of others, you haven’t killed anybody yet. Perhaps this will change tonight."
- Helper
(Source: s13.zetaboards.com)
#helper
"Anyways, hello adventurers! I am here to deliver a message. As I have lost my hat, and you heroes clearly are not on top of things, this message has been somewhat delayed, by about fourteen days. As it just so happens, you have not gone down the rabbit hole!
Or, more precisely, you guys “Missed something fucking big and apparent.” And that “Someone died because of your fuck up.” Not my words, I tell you! This came straight from your questgiver! I just know that finding out what it is should be priority number one. Well, good day! Try not to kill anyone else.
Murderers."
- Helper
#helper
"There will be a coming time in which a portal shall be opened. This place was forged by the one they call saint, and is governed by the one I call grand.
Named a petty insult directed at the terrible fate of one child and the loss of another. Through here you may encounter many things both of your kind, and from times before man.
He will seek the burned one, without his puppet he is only half of his potential. He will seek the link of that time, for it is through his death that he believes he will truly become a god."
- /Patrem\
#patrem
"Yes child, sleep is a very important thing for your kind. So I shall tell you the tail of another who also has trouble sleeping. There once was a child who was quite curious, he was surrounded by children and yet, it was not enough for him. So he sought the company of others.
Through trials and tribulations he found sanctuary in their communion, however he lost sight of the other children, his own name and even his self. But his new family loved him very much, so his father decided to give him a name.
Vincent, and before he new it he was a very responsible man. He was to oversee all of the children in his fathers home when his father was away. However one night, father saw that one of his children had become quite grand. This child was to come and see his father so that he might be told the secrets that only father may know.
But two terrible children, who must not be spoken of, one flying, one simply screaming, had come and interfered. Luckily the grand child had still done what was needed on that night, but their father was displaced.
He was hurt, that children would fuss in such a time of glory. But Vincent was a good boy, he gave his father refuge. But the event was much to bare, and Vincent had forgotten once again who his family truly was.
This all kept Vincent awake, always awake, and his father can do no work, if Vincent is always awake and crying as though he is still simply another child.
Now you must rest, for sleep is a very important thing for your kind. I may be able to go on without such a time wasting practice, but neither you nor Vincent can."
- /Patrem\’s Bedtime Story
#patrem
"Your link has been severed. You will no longer be able to use the power of Link. Songs will no longer affect the ARG for the time being."
- The Man
#The Man
"I will contact you soon.
Be ready."
- Mason 4/4/15
We need guidance
Hello /Patrem\ ,
A lot of events have recently unfolded, some of which we are still unsure of.
We learned that someone has ascended, though who that may be, is still unclear to us.
We were contacted by Mason, who now appears to be in our own timeline. I remember once you advised against crossing timelines, but I’m unsure how to avoid the chaos you said it would bring.
I know you must be very busy as of late, but any information you could give us would be helpful, and greatly appreciated.
~ Your faithful child.
**Announcement!**
The Man’s ARG has ended, and he will no longer make updates.
A new, ARG will now take it’s place: The Dead ARC
http://johnisdead.com/
#johnisdead.com
#yshdt.com
#RIP
#best arg ever
(Source: youtube.com)
#The Man
The Dead ARC
Welcome to the new ARG: The Dead ARC.
All links are up to date, and the timeline is complete and ready for the new game to begin.
Good luck Internet Detectives!
#johnisdead.com
#The Dead ARC
Main page image of johnisdead.com
(Source: johnisdead.com)
#johnisdead.com
#The Dead Arc
New ARG character: SKM
(Source: s13.zetaboards.com)
#johnisdead.com
#within hubris
mugen is cac lelelelelel
Yes. Let’s tie him up.
hi eve!
Hi Anon! (I mean Lonk)
"never forget morgan 2015"
- Circlehunter
#4 hours of laughter
_o_n__urned.png = John Burned
(Source: johnisdead.com)
#johnisdead.com
"February 19, 2015
CHECK YOUR NOTES"
- http://johnisdead.com/key592/fate.txt
(Source: johnisdead.com)
#johnisdead.com
Main page of http://lunarchildren.com
(Source: lunarchildren.com)
#lunarchildren.com
#SKM
Lunar children video titled ”MAXYHAXXXY.webm“ 5/19/15
#lunarchildren.com
LULZ
<totesnotagamejacker>: ur all cacs
--- SKM has banned *!*@mib-CBA078E0.hsd1.wa.comcast.net
*** totesnotagamejacker was kicked by SKM (SKM)
#RIP Thorin
(Source: youtube.com)
(Source: youtube.com)
Seems "tempdrezzed png" resembles Patrem's avatar.
Yes, I think the idea was that SKM did something to hinder /Patrem\s’ ability to hunt him that night. SKM uses the word “Drezzed” as a synonym for “fucked”. Luckily it’s only temporary, cuz’ I gotta have my /Patrem\!
FIREKID.webm
johnisdead.com update 5/22/15
#johnisdead.com
FOG.webm
johnisdead.com update 5/22/15
#johnisdead.com
Artist: Tylep
Track: Tyler's /Patrem\ impression #1
Album: John is Dead Soundtrack
Posted to WH on 3/17/15
Believed to have been recorded the same night as the Youtube videos.
(Source: s13.zetaboards.com)
#johnisdead.com
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