Google Drive
Google Drive
The Google Drive used by the players.
| Name | Google Drive |
|---|---|
| URL | N/A |
| Type | Archival |
| Affiliation | Players |
| Status | Online (Deprecated) |
Google Drive is a online file sharing and storage service provided by Google. When Johnisdead first began, the player Circlehunter's Google Drive was the method by which players archived the ARG. This method was quickly replaced by Dropbox, the Internet Detectives Tumblr, and later the Johnisdead Wiki (Old), however. The Internet Detectives' Google Drive was only used for three months, as all activity on it ceased in April of 2015.
Archive
Below is an archive of unique player notes, files, and memes that were contained within the Google Drive.
Canon Conversations
February 24, 2015
6:41 PM, The Man entered the Skype chat. Here is the transcript as recorded by Wolfcat.
5:41 Hello.
5:42 I'm coming in to regretfully inform all of you that the next update might take a little longer than one or two days.
5:43 I'll try to make the next update a big one, with more lore information.
5:44 Don't take that to mean it will be big though. Sadly, the reason for the delay is because me and my "co-author", I guess you could call him, are having trouble working some things out.
5:44 Patrem will most likely still be active during this time.
Arg says that The Man probably is pm'ing a co author.
5:45 Yes, he keeps me up-to-date on the crazy stuff you guys are up to. I figure you guys would know that much already, though.
Arg worries that The Man saw our dumb roleplaying.
5:46 He hasn't told me anything recently. So don't worry.
Arg states that Wolf called him by his real name 'dovid'.
5:47 You appear as David to me.
5:48 Don't worry. I won't talk about anything pertaining to the ARG here. Other than stuff that is specifically OOC.
Arg says he's sorry for being impatient with the arg.
5:48 I do not forgive you.
Eve laughs at Arg.
5:48 Nor you.
5:49 Anyways. I have a few minutes. If any of you have any questions that do not pertain to the future, past, or current ARG, or anything having to do with anything interesting at all, feel free to ask me.
Ocean asks if he likes Mudkips.
5:51 I've never owned an Axolotl. However, I have seen one at the local pet store. They are quite lovely.
Pichu asks if he likes Pichus.
5:51 I do not like yellow rats.
Pichu is surprised that rats come in yellow.
5:52 If you paint them that way.
Pichu says she feels awkward.
5:54 I am watching you.
Arg asks his favoprite farm animal.
5:55 I do not have a favoprite farm animal. I do, however, have a favorite one. And it is the majestic cow.
We ask his opinion on horses.
5:55 I wish to consume them.
Pichu asks if he killed Bambi's mom.
5:56 No. I killed Mufasa, however.
5:57 He had a better mane than I.
Ocean comments on her shitty internet.
5:57 I feel your pain.
Wolf asks him who The Man is.
5:59 I am not.
Arg asks if he is the “woman.”
5:59 Yes.
Eve says she hopes The Man gets whatever issues are keeping the ARG held up.
6:00 Thank you.
Arg says someone should document this.
6:01 Apparently out of character information doesn't count.
Ocean says Zelda U's world may be the size of Kanto.
6:06 Kanto the island?
6:25 Is this a creative server?
Adult Link asks if he can make yshdt/sandroll.
6:25 Yes. No. Did you guys relay the message?
6:26 I would appreciate if you did that to the membes who were not here.
Adult Link asks if he had a 'break' last week.
6:27 Break?
AdultLink says they thought 'The Man' might have been in school.
6:27 I am in college.
Adult Link asks if he's gonna make a movie.
6:28 No, it is because I'm having trouble working things out with my co-author currently. I'm hoping to have a lot of lore information to offer people.
Adult Link talks more about a 'movie'.
6:28 I don't understand.
Adult Link was just joking about Jad's hiatus and 'movie', then tells The Man to troll Mugen and Wolf notes how Mugen has been ignored several times by canon characters.
6:32 I haven't specifically chosen anyone to target.
We begin talking about Mugen's earlier antics.
6:34 Do not fret. I already know what he posted. ;)
March 8, 2015
At 4:00 AM, Helper joined the Skype chat. The following conversation is abridged, cut down due to the massive amount of irrelevant text and unanswered questions.
[4:00:19 AM] *** Helper joined. ***
[4:00:55 AM] Helper: Hello adventurers!
[4:00:56 AM] ??UL?_?INK: Hi helper! :D
[4:00:58 AM] Wolfcat: Hello!
[4:00:59 AM] Archery 2000: hi!
[4:01:01 AM] Captain Desdinova: Hey!
[4:01:07 AM] Helix 236: hi
[4:01:08 AM] ??UL?_?INK: so what happened?
[4:01:10 AM] Le lune 'Jayckup': Helper!
[4:01:12 AM] Kidpichu: oh hello ^-^
[4:01:22 AM] Helper: You seem to be excited to meet me.
[4:01:30 AM] Archery 2000: yes we are
[4:01:31 AM] Helper: Again.
[4:01:31 AM] ??UL?_?INK: Indeed we are
[4:01:40 AM] Archery 2000: indeed
[4:01:43 AM] ??UL?_?INK: so what happened a while ago
[4:03:07 AM] Helper: Sadly, I am no longer a messanger.
[4:03:21 AM | Edited 4:03:27 AM] ??UL?_?INK: did you lose your hat?
[4:04:28 AM] Helper: Yes, I have lost an important part of my person, adventurer.
[4:04:34 AM] ??UL?_?INK: Aww, that sucks
[4:04:34 AM] Le lune 'Jayckup': helper, Im happy that you are alive.
[4:04:43 AM] Le lune 'Jayckup': Can we get it back?
[4:04:48 AM] Helper: I do not feel alive.
[4:05:08 AM] Helper: I do not have a person any longer.
[4:05:17 AM] Le lune 'Jayckup': How do you mean?
[4:05:51 AM] Helper: I am without a body. A most peculiar predicament.
[4:06:10 AM] Grey: Must be hard to chat on skype from the spirit world.
[4:06:43 AM] Helper: I do not know what has happened to me.
[4:06:45 AM] Archery 2000: what is the last thing you recall from when you have your body?
[4:07:50 AM] Helper: I do not remember much past yesterday.
[4:09:20 AM] Helper: Skype?
[4:09:59 AM] Wolfcat: I'm guessing you don't know what medium you're speaking to us in
[4:10:21 AM] Helper: What is skype?
[4:10:42 AM] Skype: http://zeldawiki.org/images/thumb/7/7b/MM3D_Postman%27s_Hat.png/745px-MM3D_Postman%27s_Hat.png
[4:10:50 AM] Wolfcat: It's how we are communicating with you, no big deal.
[4:10:57 AM] Helper: Your questions clog my ears, adventurers.
[4:11:06 AM] ??UL?_?INK: Sorry about that
[4:11:59 AM] Archery 2000: do these numbers make any sense?
[4:12:00 AM] Archery 2000: 25 11 17 14
[4:13:12 AM] Helper: I am a corporeal spirit. Not a mathematician.
[4:13:21 AM] Archery 2000: apologies
[4:13:51 AM] eve sim: Helper, how can we help you?
[4:17:42 AM] Helper: I do not imagine you will be able to help me, adventurers.
[4:19:04 AM] Grey: Do you know how we can help Mason?
[4:20:15 AM] Helper: Mason is in no need of help currently, adventurer. The ones in need of help are yourselves.
[4:20:24 AM] Archery 2000: How can we help ourselves?
[4:21:03 AM] Helper: By helping yourselves, of course!
[4:21:35 AM] ??UL?_?INK: What is it we need help with?
[4:21:47 AM] Helper: Everything.
[4:21:51 AM] Wolfcat: Helper, can you tell us what all you remember before becoming a spirit? If anything at all.
[4:21:51 AM] Captain Desdinova: I love you, Helper
[4:22:24 AM] Helper: I have a faint memory of being hit with a blunt object, and hauled up.
[4:22:50 AM] Helper: I do not remember much else.
[4:23:10 AM] Helper: I love you, demon.
[4:23:23 AM] Captain Desdinova: I'm a demon?
[4:23:23 AM] Wolfcat: Do you think us all demons?
[4:23:27 AM] ??UL?_?INK: am I a demon too?
[4:23:52 AM] Helper: Only the demons are demons, adventurers!
[4:24:06 AM] Archery 2000: are there 6 demons among us?
[4:24:23 AM] Helper: Why would there be six?
[4:24:33 AM] Grey: Am I a rogue or a paladin?
[4:24:46 AM] Helper: You are a tactician.
[4:24:57 AM] ??UL?_?INK: what am I?
[4:24:59 AM] Archery 2000: let me correct that, how many demons are there?
[4:25:25 AM] Helper: How many demons ARE there?
[4:25:58 AM] Helper: I see two currently.
[4:26:05 AM] Helper: There may be more.
[4:26:22 AM] Captain Desdinova: Why am I a demon?
[4:26:25 AM] Helper: But I am just a lowly spirit.
[4:26:41 AM] Captain Desdinova: By that I mean, what makes me a demon?
[4:26:54 AM] Helper: Being a demon!
[4:27:18 AM] ??UL?_?INK: What am I?
[4:27:28 AM] Helper: You are persistent.
[4:27:49 AM] Helper: Can a rock stop being a rock?
[4:27:59 AM] Grey: Well, yes
[4:28:10 AM] Helper: Only if you call it a different name, adventurer.
[4:29:00 AM] Helper: I am just a lowly ex-messenger, however.
[4:29:13 AM] Archery 2000: can you explain what you meant by "I have fouTd wSLt Pou sMPk. HO LXLRPO."
[4:29:34 AM] Helper: I do not remember, hero.
[4:30:04 AM] Captain Desdinova: The nice mailman is cool <33
[4:30:10 AM] Helix 236: but do you remember assisting us with something?
[4:30:18 AM] Helper: Maybe you should look in the past? Just five minutes can reveal obvious information.
[4:30:41 AM] Wolfcat: Helper, do you remember your name? A name besides 'helper'?
[4:30:42 AM] Helper: I am no longer a mailman.
[4:30:54 AM] Captain Desdinova: The nice ex-mailman is cool <33
[4:31:17 AM] Helper: My name is no longer important, adventurer.
[4:31:32 AM] Helper: I am very cool, demon.
[4:31:43 AM] ??UL?_?INK: you're also funny
[4:32:13 AM] Helper: I only state the truth, persistent one.
[4:32:14 AM] Grey: Well just because you're not a mailman anymore doesn't mean you can't help anymore.
[4:32:25 AM] Wolfcat: If there are demons within this group, does that mean there are also angels? (heart)
[4:32:34 AM] Helper: Hell no.
[[4:32:49 AM] Helix 236: when you said "Can a rock stop being a rock?"
[4:32:50 AM] Kidpichu: does everyone (heart) helper ?
[4:32:55 AM] Helix 236: are you refereeing to someone?
[4:32:59 AM] Helper: I love that helper fellow.
[4:33:19 AM] Helper: I do not partake in sports.
[4:33:58 AM] Archery 2000: I think the song of time will go way farther back than 5 minutes...
[4:34:11 AM] Helper: Song of time?
[4:34:24 AM] Archery 2000: oh no, I was talking to someone else
[4:34:35 AM] Helper: There are only us.
[4:34:57 AM] Helper: And them.
[4:35:01 AM] Helper: And him.
[4:35:13 AM] Grey: We can use certain songs to affect the events that have been transpiring.
[4:35:38 AM] Helper: That seems like a wonderful power!
[4:35:47 AM] Helper: However
[4:36:21 AM] Helper: Playing with events like a child plays with putty may lead to a dark path.
[4:36:32 AM] Helper: Stay wary, heroes.
[4:36:41 AM] Archery 2000: Helper, who is him?
[4:36:50 AM] Helper: The quest giver.
[4:37:23 AM] Archery 2000: does "them" refer to the demons?
[4:37:42 AM] Helper: They refer to they.
[4:37:57 AM] Helix 236: Are they dangerous?
[4:38:27 AM] Helper: As dangerous as any other adversary on your quest.
[4:38:56 AM] Archery 2000: is eve a demon?
[4:39:20 AM] Helper: I only see the two, as stated previously, adventurer.
[4:39:22 AM] Grey: You say looking at the past would help. Where should we start?
[4:39:57 AM] Helper: I was speaking about this conversation specifically, adventurer.
[4:40:00 AM] Helper: However.
[4:40:08 AM] Helper: Your past is my future.
[4:40:40 AM] Archery 2000: no, your past is my future makes sense right?
[4:40:47 AM] Archery 2000: because patrem said the same thing about vincent
[4:40:59 AM] Archery 2000: like he isn't in Vincent at present, but then(2009) he is
[4:41:32 AM] Archery 2000: helper, do you know /patrem\?
[4:41:42 AM] Helper: I do not understand.
[4:41:54 AM] Le lune 'Jayckup': What do you mean when you call yourself a lowly spirit?
[4:41:54 AM] Helper: Also, that man is vile.
[4:42:10 AM] Helper: I am no longer a messenger.
[4:42:15 AM] Grey: I believe he said I was the tactician.
[4:42:24 AM] Helper: You are correct.
[4:42:29 AM] Captain Desdinova: And I am the rock?
[4:42:50 AM] Helper: The rock was something important to literature and my history.
[4:43:00 AM] Helper: Something important
[4:43:07 AM] Helper: For all of you to know
[4:43:16 AM] Helper: It is known as
[4:43:21 AM] Helper: A metaphor
[4:43:41 AM] Helper: However
[4:44:20 AM] Helper: A rock may be the object of my demise.
[4:44:26 AM] Helper: I am sure of it.
[4:44:47 AM] Helper: The great messenger.
[4:44:57 AM] Helper: Destroyed by a rock.
[4:45:02 AM] Archery 2000: your demise is truly regrettable
[4:45:03 AM] Grey: Did you happen to be by a fishery when you were hit with a rock?
[4:45:12 AM] Grey: maybe a forest
[4:45:17 AM] Helper: It might have been.
[4:45:34 AM] Grey: Was the rock flying through the air
[4:45:39 AM] Helper: I am still quite unsure.
[4:45:40 AM] Grey: like it was thrown
[4:45:48 AM] Helper: It may have been?
[4:45:53 AM] Kidpichu: ......
[4:45:57 AM] Grey: oh god
[4:46:06 AM] Kidpichu: grey noo
[4:46:15 AM] Wolfcat: Helper, do you know where our mail came from? The mail you delivered all of us a few days ago.
[4:46:20 AM] Helper: I doubt it.
[4:47:05 AM] Helper: Which package are you referring towards?
[4:47:14 AM] Helper: I deliver many packages.
[4:47:32 AM] Helper: This set of adventurers had quite a few.
[4:47:37 AM] Wolfcat: The mail you sent most of us, they were psychology notes in particular.
[4:47:58 AM] Helper: They were sent by the quest giver, if I recall correctly.
[4:48:31 AM] Archery 2000: who was the mail for, though?
[4:48:45 AM] Helper: I haven't a clue.
[4:48:57 AM] Helper: It surely was not for you.
[4:49:09 AM] Helper: That's why I delivered it to you
[4:49:22 AM] Helix 236: is there a particular page 8 of a newsclipping?
[4:49:49 AM] Helix 236: we were expecting but we have not receive it
[4:49:55 AM] Helper: I definitely keep pages of newspapers on my corporeal body!
[4:50:12 AM] eve sim: Why is Patrem vile?
[4:50:17 AM] Helper: I do not particularly like cats.
[4:50:52 AM] Helper: You already know.
[4:50:56 AM] ??UL?_?INK: we do?
[4:51:08 AM] Helper: Yes, adventurer.
[4:51:16 AM] eve sim: Me in particular?
[4:51:25 AM] Helper: Especially you
[4:52:03 AM] Wolfcat: [This message was removed, but referenced the poem from YSHDT.com/notes.]
[4:52:32 AM] Helper: That reminds me of a poem I once read.
[4:52:39 AM] Helper: A man for a woman.
[4:53:00 AM] Helper: Eye for an eye.
[4:53:52 AM] Grey: Out of curiosity Helper, what are the people who were chasing mason doing right now?
[4:54:21 AM] Helper: I am unsure.
[4:54:31 AM] Wolfcat: "A soul for a soul" Do any of us remind you of that line?
[4:54:56 AM] Helper: Not particularly.
[4:55:14 AM] Helix 236: what about "man for woman"?
[4:55:51 AM] Helper: I would gladly trade kidpichu for a male.
[4:56:22 AM] Helper: And vice versa.
[4:56:46 AM] Kidpichu: e-e " can't decide if I should be sad or not
[4:56:58 AM] Helper: I feel as if you know of the poem.
[4:57:40 AM] Helper: My time is growing short.
[4:57:58 AM] Helix 236: Is there anyway we can retrieve the rest of the newspaper clippings from your corporeal body?
[4:58:28 AM] Helper: Yes. You can retrieve physical objects from a nonphysical body.
[4:58:34 AM] Archery 2000: helper, will you be back?
[4:58:56 AM] Helper: I do not know.
[4:59:05 AM] Helper: I cannot see the future.
[4:59:24 AM] Helper: Maybe I will achieve my quest of gaining my body back.
[4:59:54 AM] Helper: Or maybe a team of three will capture me and stuff me in a container.
[5:00:02 AM] Grey: If our past is your future, then we probably will see you again.
[5:00:20 AM] Kidpichu: so to solve the puzzle I need a sex change....e-e
[5:00:28 AM] Helper: That is true.
[5:00:32 AM] Helper: Not the sex change.
[5:00:43 AM] Captain Desdinova: Any advice at all? Something that's going to save our lives?
[5:00:46 AM] Helper: Unless you feel the need.
[5:00:55 AM] Helper: Do not be stupid.
[5:01:12 AM] Helper: Like that man.
[5:01:26 AM] ??UL?_?INK: mugen?
[5:02:25 AM] Helper: The one who is dressed in dark.
[5:02:34 AM] Archery 2000: helper, back to your suggestion for us to look 5 minutes into the past, is there any other clue or tip you can offer us?
[5:03:06 AM] Helper: Waiting is just as great an action as acting.
[5:03:26 AM] Helper: The one you seek is still alive, but mad.
[5:03:41 AM] Helper: Do not drink the punch.
[5:03:59 AM] Helper: Always tip your messenger.
[5:04:15 AM] Grey: uhhhh
[5:04:35 AM] Helper: Drink it and they may lose, tactician.
[5:04:42 AM] ??UL?_?INK: http://currencyguide.eu/usd-en/New_five_dollar_bill.jpg
[5:04:56 AM] Wolfcat: http://zeldawiki.org/images/thumb/0/0d/OrangeRupeeWW.png/105px-OrangeRupeeWW.png
[5:05:13 AM] Helper: I do not accept U.S. currency.
[5:05:23 AM] Helper: However, thank you.
[5:05:38 AM] Helper: I also do not take candy rocks.
[5:06:08 AM] Captain Desdinova: http://blogs-images.forbes.com/matthickey/files/2014/04/dogecoin_logo_large_verge_medium_landscape.png
[5:06:19 AM] Helper: You must decide for yourselves who should win.
[5:06:25 AM] Helper: A dog?
[5:06:41 AM] Captain Desdinova: This is actually currency, believe it or not
[5:06:52 AM] Helper: I am regularly paid with information.
[5:07:13 AM] Captain Desdinova: Then what would you like to know?
[5:07:58 AM] Helper: I would like nothing more than to give this band a quest
[5:08:27 AM] Helper: I require my hat.
[5:08:52 AM] Archery 2000: http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/zelda/images/d/d8/Postman's_Hat.png/revision/latest?cb=20090513031700
[5:09:00 AM] Archery 2000: that hat?
[5:09:24 AM] Helper: It is quite like that, yes.
[5:09:35 AM] Archery 2000: we will see to it
[5:09:40 AM] Archery 2000: how can we send it to you?
[5:09:56 AM] Helper: Finding it is the first step.
[5:10:15 AM] Helper: I must go.
[5:10:44 AM] Helix 236: Thank you and good luck!
[5:10:46 AM] Helper: I have one final piece of wisdom to impart to you, adventurers.
[5:11:09 AM] Helper: This comes from the illustrious quest giver himself.
[5:12:24 AM] Helper: "Just because I accepted that...thing, doesn't mean I will just accept anything in the future."
[5:13:27 AM] eve sim: Fare well, ex mailman
[5:13:45 AM] Captain Desdinova: Please visit us again soon if you can. We enjoy your company.
[5:14:04 AM] Helper: I would enjoy yours.
[5:14:11 AM] Helper: If I had arms.
[5:14:27 AM] Helper: I bid you farewell, adventurer s.
[5:14:41 AM] Le lune 'Jayckup': Goodbye, Helper.
[5:14:54 AM] Helper: Beware the demon.
[5:15:08 AM] Archery 2000: which of the demons?
[5:15:12 AM] *** Helper has left ***
Guidelines to ARG Activity
DO NOT DISCUSS THE IDENTITY OF THE MAN OR HELPER.
moogen is a cac
the drown ruse
was a ...........
DISTACTION
HE
HE HAS NO FACE. HE HAS NO JOB. AND HE'S A HUGE CAC. HIS LOVER IS MUGEN KAGEMARU. IT CAN'T LAST BECAUSE THEY IS TRYING TOO HARD TO BE INSUFFERABLE AND PRISSY. WHAT A LITTLE TINY CUNT. MUGEN MUNCHES ON ANIME CORNFLAKES SHAPED LIKE A DONG. PATREM IS IN MY PANTS AND ON MY DUCK SO HE RIDES GABRIEL'S WRECKING BALL THROUGH SOME STEAMING MUGEN PUSSY BUT JAYCKUP STOLE STEVEY'S LEATHER BOXERS.
bonus round: “You children are brats indeed.
Not only are you incapable of the most basic of the work that has brought you here, you now insist on infighting and mutual grudges. You fail to communicate your intents, in spite of your alleged principles of selecting all action as a unit. Then, rather than admit you have erred, you stand by your pride and insist you have done nothing wrong, even as you take slight actions confirming your guilt. You insult one another behind their backs, and then pretend that you had said something much more innocuous than your true words. Even as your fellow detectives realize what has occurred and beckon you back, you turn them away with a purposeless bitterness, like a child whose friend has stolen their sweets. You lack the patience to avoid revealing critical information before an appropriate time can arise, and do not even bother to warn each other of potential consequences that may arise. And most of all, you will not set aside your hurt and anger long enough to restore the quality of communication that is critical to your ability to serve as "detectives".
Through your weakness, folly, and fear of losing face despite having already done so, you have failed the most rudimentary of tasks: retaining a sound unit. If you believe that you can hope to achieve any sort of end with such childish discord, know that the seeds of your idiocy will ever continue to sabotage your efforts.
S5CLD6OFRO4XFDYGSEZCL2IOSEYXF5INRZVLH4IVSWXXF33LJGXLX43IS5ELNNIOSE2L6NIZSGXXFEIKRADLP43ZJG3BH5IKTOEXF3QGUJVMX33AJGELP4IRRKCMNNIZSGXXF43VTOCCP5GFS5YHFEYXSKXB4EIYSGZCF,” the best-selling autobiographical novel by OCEANSTUCK.
HE HAS NO ASS AND WHOLE HOLE WHEAT AND A HUGE RED ASS TUNIC OH MY GOD HES COMING SO FAST ON HIDE MILK AND RUN FROM HELP KILL HIS YOUR DOUG FAMILY WITH A POTATOE FLOWERS AND DONG MY CACTUS FILLED WITH YOUR CUM
I AM A VERY TINY MEME. FUCK ME IN THE LEFT EAR, SO THAT "FUCK" PATREM IS HAPPY, AND HATES ALL MUGEN PONIES, AND MEGA WOLVES. HELPER IS DEAD, REST IN LIFE. DOUGLAS WONT LIVE OR LIVE OR LIVE. MARMALADE IS BAD FOR THE LIVE INSTRUMENT. PENIS IS ALIVE, PUTTING IT UP MY YUMMERS. JAYCKUP WENT NUCLEAR AND DIED, LIVE MY STAGE. BUT STEVEY IS A HALLOWEEN GOOD, AND IT LIVES AT SPOOPY O'CLOCK, THREE STREETS NAMED: 'ASSES ARE US', 'FOOT UNDER LANE', AND 'TO MY ASS GOES POOP'. TO GET LIVE AT THE CLUB, STREAM DURING THE FOOTBALL FAG. MIDNIGHT IS LIVE, PARTY ALL DAY, AND HARD ALL AFTERNOON, AND ALL NIGHT. ONLY IF THE MUGEN RED LETS YOUR MOM, THE QUEEN, JOIN THE ARMY THAT BOOTY CLAPS WHEN THE OTHER ARMY GOES TOO CLOSE. FRANCE IS NOT FULL, GHEY PEOPLE ARE HOT WHEN THEY DON'T WANT PATrEM BUTT SHOWERS. BANNANAS ARE ONLY LIVE LONG LIVE. THE LIVE DEATH LIVE DEATH IS ACTUALLY, BUT DEFIES MY SPOOPY ASS RELIGIOUS BELIEFES, DESGINED TO BRAINWASH ALL EVE. LOVING MY LONG DONG, THAT EXPANDS FAR KONG, KING OF MY BUTT. PATREM HATES SNOW, BUT I LOVE JAYCKUP'S SNOW. CRACK KILLS ME BUT I LOVE IT ANYWAY. PENIS IS HUGE, TASTY, AND YUMMY, I AM SO ERECT, MUGENLAND! IF PERSONAL THOUGHTS INFECT OTHERS, YOU'RE OKAY, BUT I'M IN LESBIANS. DON'T DO DRUGS UNLESS YOUR RESPONSIBLE AND CAREFUL. CHILLIN' WITH MY GOOD BROSKINOS, AND THEY ARE PLAYING WITH MY ASS. OH, I AM GAY AND LOVING EVERY INCH AND MINUTE OF THIS, BECAUSE IT WAS ACTUALLY A LOT OF FUN. GOING TO THE FISHERY THEN CUM TO MUGENLAND FOR BUTTSEX AND EDGY MUGEN ASS PLAY, BUT DONT WAKE HIM UP, HE'S SLEEPING REALLY HARD, AND SNORES LOUD, KINDA LIKE DICKBAG. "HEY!" HE YELLS, "SHUT UP" AND "HEY SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR A SECOND". ALSO HE IS MAD AT HIMSELF, INSIDE DARKNESS, ALSO MY THONG HURTS MY ASS, AND MUGEN LOVES IT. BEN IS NOT SICK, BUT SUCKS! MY SWIMMING POOL DUCKS. CHINESE PEOPLE, MAKE RACIST JAPANESE PEOPLE, LOOK LIKE ASIANS. "HEY LISTEN" NAVI SUCKS, TATL SUCKS, BUT MIDNA SUCKS TOO MUCH DOG DICK.
Internet Detectives
Internet Detectives
Preferred name in bold when applicable
Jacob / Jayckup / Fancypigg
Tyler / Joan
John / Mesic / Not John
Jacob / Dawn / The Sun
((Name has been removed due to privacy concerns)) / CircleHunter / Captain Desdinova
((Name has been removed due to privacy concerns)) / Sengi
??? / Archery2000
Eve / Wickedlady4180
((Name has been removed due to privacy concerns)) / Oceanstuck
((Name has been removed due to privacy concerns)) / ADULT_LINK
((Name has been removed due to privacy concerns)) / Stevey / Stevean
Erik / Wolfcat
((Name has been removed due to privacy concerns)) / KidPichu
((Name has been removed due to privacy concerns)) / Mugen Kagemaru
??? / Seeker / TheSeekerofLight
??? / Kaelan Frey
??? / Kira / Death the Kid
((Name has been removed due to privacy concerns)) / ARGdov
Quotes
“WHO REMOVED MY BUTT” - ADULT_LINK
“I love a giant dose of Vegeta” - eve sim
“ty;e wirtth foot hAERD” - ADULT_LINK
“But do remember that Mugen is still a "coc".” - The Man
Songs and Actions: Confirmed Uses
I guess I should make this guide of what songs did what during the Moon Children Arc. I hope this is useful for everybody.
Song of Time:
The Song of Time sent us back in time by three days when it was played. If it was played before the last day of the cycle, it sent us back to the first day anyway, even if it wasn’t technically three days back.
Inverted Song of Time:
The Inverted Song of Time appeared to have given us more time to complete our tasks.
Song of Healing:
The Song of Healing kills the character we are trying to communicate with. It killed Rosa within hours of when we finally made contact. It was played against the wishes of everyone involved.
New Wave Bossa Nova:
The New Wave Bossa Nova gave us the ability to speak to certain characters we didn’t have contact with. It was played with the intention of talking to Ifrit, but instead gave us Rosa.
Oath to Order:
The Oath to Order killed Alex. We don’t know what effect it would have had if we had played it at the right time, but it was most definitely poorly-timed. That was the confirmed reason it killed Alex.
Sonata of Awakening:
The Sonata of Awakening made Alex disappear after we revived him. We have no context for it, but the fact that it had this effect means it is a dangerous song.
In addition to these, certain actions were confirmed useable, such as the use of a fairy, which revived Alex after he died. We have no idea what these actions would do otherwise.
Using a fairy:
Using a fairy successfully revived Alex after he was killed by the Oath to Order.
The following actions have confirmed uses in the YSHDT.com ARG
The Lens of Truth:
Using the Lens of Truth (i.e. posting a picture of it alongside a cipher, possibly a video of Link equipping it and using it) has made Patrem post the solved, yet reversed, cipher it was used on.
Epona’s Song:
Playing Epona’s Song seems to have stabilized Patrem’s presence on Within Hubris.
Song of Storms:
Playing the Song of Storms makes it rain in Douglas’ general area. Playing it again makes the rain stop.
Stone Mask:
Applying the Stone Mask has made Douglas invisible to others, and removing it reversed this effect.
Mask of Truth:
Applying the Mask of Truth caused an unknown entity to use Douglas’ blog in order to communicate with us.
YSHDT Timeline
YSHDT Timeline
All times in EST
January 22, 2015
A user named thelaw joined Within Hubris. He created a topic called Arg and mentioned a new website, http://yshdt.com. Soon afterward, he disappeared.
Hubris user Sengi found that the site was registered on the 15th.
The site’s only page at the time was an image with text saying, “I’m still waiting. Let’s play again soon.” The title read, “It’s been too long.” The source read, “The sky is falling, the people are crying. Where is your link now?” In the background, a reversed, music box version of the Game Over theme from the original Legend of Zelda played.
Hubris newcomer Oceanstuck auto-leveled the image and revealed an eyeless, Twilight Princess-like version of Link on top of the text.
January 24, 2015
At 8:59, Hubris user GreyouTT played the Oath to Order in order to summon a new hero. In the Moon Children Arc, this song was the most likely cause of Alex’s disappearance, due to its poor timing affecting its otherwise helpful function.
February 13, 2015
YSHDT.com has changed. New pages have been added: YSHDT.com/index brings you to a .swf that plays the Oath to Order and the Skull Kid’s laugh. It then redirects you to YSHDT.com/news, which contains one newspaper clipping, involving a “new spiritual discovery.” Taking the capital letters from this article, you get “linked.” Going to YSHDT.com/linked brings you to a water-themed page that plays a SSTV signal.
When decoded, the signal displays the disturbing BEN image with the text, “Game over. Continue?”
One user found the page YSHDT.com/warning, which displayed a poem, telling us to “go home.” Later in the day, the page disappeared, leaving a 404. However, another SSTV signal played after the 404 happened.
The image decoded from this signal re-iterates that we have to “go home,” but also adds that we need to help “him.” It also tells us that we have “four days.” Assuming day one started that day, that places the deadline on the 17th, which is the day the Hubris Arc began, and Within Hubris was officially opened. But, who is “he?” Where is “home?”
February 15, 2015
At approximately 2:50 AM, Hubris user KidPichu discovered a new message on YSHDT.com/warning: “For more information, see /home.” This leads to a new page: YSHDT.com/home. It contains a .wav named “brats,” which is the main theme for the Internet Detectives Skype group that is also investigating the site. However, there is a quiet “no” whispered at the end of the file, which was not present in the original.
The page also displays a small image of a baseball diamond, with the player between home base and first, and a path highlighted from home to third in the opposite direction.
February 16, 2015
At 3:44 AM, Internet Detective member jayckup found a text file called “warning.txt” in the baseball diamond image via steganography. It read, “How can you play a game you haven’t even started?”
Looking back toward the beginning, jayckup then found another text file called “oh.txt” in on the News page, via steganography in the newspaper clipping. It described the feelings of regret due to joining a cult, and ends in a binary code. When translated, it says that it was written by a “Doug,” possibly Douglas P.
At around 11:00 PM, the main page changed. Instead of playing the Oath to Order, it’s now a .swf of Deku Link being killed. Afterward, the word “no” is highlighted on the Game Over screen as the words, “Dawn of the Second Day,” “Dawn of the Third Day,” and “Dawn of the Final Day” cycle through. After that, the image is corrupted. It then redirects to a blog: http://letschasethemouse.blogspot.com.
The blog is operated by DandP, and it seems to be a recreation of a blog he maintained previously. He mentioned considering joining his school’s newspaper staff, and later being introduced to a club, later a new religion, by a friend of his. The latest post of the day mentioned him having sworn an oath of secrecy. This sounds like the Moon Children.
Via the latest post on his blog, titled “The Truth,” Hubris users began asking questions through comments. We confirmed he is Douglas P., but he said he didn’t write the article on YSHDT.com, though that article is from his high school’s newspaper. Jacob Anthony (jayckup) asked if he could join this religious organization, and Douglas obliged. When others asked, they were rejected due to “not living close enough.”
One of his own comments was posted, but deleted shortly after. It is unknown what this comment was.
Hubris user Mugen Kagemaru will now be ignored by Douglas from this point, due to quoting Assassin’s Creed and being considered a troll by an unknown user.
February 17, 2015
At around 1:40 AM, the blog updated with a new post, titled “Deja Vu.” DandP mentioned having been taken to an old building he recognizes as a fishery. An hour later, he posted pictures of it.
Through comments on the post with the fishery photos, we found out that Douglas had to hide in order to take the photos, for fear that the group would find out he took them. This leads us to believe the group is violent.
February 18, 2015
At 9:29 PM, Hubris user wickedlady4180 found another page: YSHDT.com/help. The page contains only the word “No.” No text is hidden in the source.
February 19, 2015
At 12:12 AM, a new user named /Patrem\ joined Within Hubris. He posted in the YSHDT topic, saying, “I heard my children cry.” Sengi asked him who he was, and at 12:35, he replied with a code: “KZDWQ6K2K5KWOYRSLFTWKVZZGFEUORTZLJJUE5LCGNIWOWKYJVTWKVZZGFEUQTTMLJLTAPI”
The code, as translated by Sengi, reads, “Three of you are not as you seem.” Upon looking at his profile, his status reads “Vocatique.” The only references to this word we can find are Biblical. In both passages found (Exodus 34:31, Esther 3:12), it seems to translate roughly to “dispatches.” The passages refer to positions of authority (rulers, governors, lieutenants, king).
At 12:59, Patrem posted another code, this time in binary. Sengi translated it to the Latin phrase, “Ego sum vocantem. Ego sum Vocatique,” which then roughly translates to “I am calling. I am called.”
Immediately afterward, he posted in Within Hubris’ Chatango: “Sｉncｅ I am in the ｍｉdｓｔ oｆ mｙ tｒaｖｅlｓ．.. Ｉ mｕｓt biｄ you fａｒeweｌl. Ｗｈenｅvｅr ｔhere iｓ a meｅtｉｎg， ａ pａｒｔinｇ iｓ sｕre tｏ foｌlow．” This text is directly taken from the Happy Mask Salesman’s final quote from Majora’s Mask: “Since I am in the midst of my travels...I must bid you farewell. Shouldn't you be returning home as well? Whenever there is a meeting, a parting is sure to follow. However, that parting need not last forever... Whether a parting be forever or merely for a short time...that is up to you. With that, please excuse me…” This quote, combined with the Latin translation of his name, confirms that he is or may be impersonating The Father, the leader of the Moon Children.
At 1:14 AM, a new post appeared on Douglas’ blog. He described how his friend had asked a lot of questions when the “new recruit” was mentioned. He also said that his friend was not pleased and that they hadn’t talked all day.
At 1:30, Patrem replied to the topic again, despite saying goodbye 30 minutes prior. This time, he responded with another cipher: “1a4(gC-jX>2G5f4A7f1,<AREm/Q6R;Bf/t"E&B=C5XK*;96#)P0JG4o<\H7>9-cH5?:Zq1,"
5]a4]u/c;D)`.>W+N%%14b"=>r0F;/7juAm$K<,?.B[,r%8l83C08.5EeE=%#,.3[&$D2c2F
d68`%T+_NZ73(%IM>VK\Z3b_N&A2HMd,<7Y\?T/E$DD`V&FCR=*8L,W=><shi2'Xta=>a,p?
oKnd7:9(U8g/4$0har4FYu<m>B<.a0gd9=5"m>16SgMLF"D>X1/Bqu;HN”
This cipher translates to, “I came to the fishery, and the fools trapped me inside him. Vincent, return to your slumber now. There is no home for you brats.”
The fisher has been mentioned, along with someone named Vincent. Is Patrem trapped “inside” of somebody? The word “brats” most likely refers to us.
At 1:55, Patrem posted again. This time, with another, different type of cipher. It translates to, “iuuq://wpdbspp.dpn/j/t1g55yaZVNE7 He also enjoyed music. o n urn d. Now he has ascended.” The first part is a Ceasarian cipher that translates to the following: “http://vocaroo.com/i/s1f55xzYUMD7.” The sound file is a reversed song and multiple loud noises. The “he” referred to in the post is most likely Vincent. This means that Vincent is now dead.
At 2:13 AM, another post by Patrem appeared: “Fqjc bqjuu hxd twxf? Rw cqrb crvn R jv jufjhb jfjtn.” This translates to, “What shall you know? In this time I am always awake.” He seems to want to answer our questions.
At 2:33, Patrem posted a reply to Marina’s question, “Who is Vincent?” His answer was a cipher we were unable to solve, but afterward Thorin posted the same cipher with the Lens of Truth accompanying it. This prompted Patrem to post the solved translation, yet in reverse. When put in order, it reads, “You have damned that boy and I am far beyond caring for his petty scribblings, I am far beyond him now. Vincent however is someone you already knowknewknownknewknowknewknowknewknow.”
After posting the Inverted Song of Time prior to Thorin’s Lens of Truth, Mugen asked if Vincent’s last name is Shaw. Patrem’s reply was another cipher, which translated to, “Not Shaw; I lielaylayed in another; I am the one who honored her first.” When the cipher was solved, Mugen then asked another cryptic question, hinting at the effectiveness of the Song of Storms. He was met with the shifted link to http://yshdt.com/help (the page that only says, “No”).
At 4:53 AM, Patrem replied to us, saying, “Your tricks are but the humorous wrigglings of an insect. What day do you think it is child? Where has your emit gone?” The fact that time is typed backwards must mean that he is referring to the Inverted Song of Time played earlier.
At 5:22 AM, Patrem posted a reply to Mugen’s question, “What is the name of your host?” His reply was another ciphered link. When solved, it leads to http://vocaroo.com/i/s0N9sz5mCnqRhttp://vocaroo.com/i/s0N9sz5mCnqR. We are unsure what this is, but it’s most certainly reversed. Afterward, he posted again, saying, “Make your final request, I grow tired of your games and your foolish ways.”
At 5:48 AM, Patrem posted an image (https://imgur.com/p7DAni5) with the text, “Some children have drowned, others will burn. I am through giving you my pity.” Then, at 6:09, he posted another cipher. This one translated to, “Go back child, go back, and try to wet the ashes; Say hello to your composer for me. I already have been.”
At 7:45 AM, Mugen fell asleep during a Skype call. After a short time, he began snoring, and then we stopped hearing his breaths. After a few minutes, his cat came into his room, and after a few more minutes he woke up. When this happened, the others tried to let him know what happened, but as soon as he woke up enough to know what was going on, he let out an angry “HEYYY!” followed by “Fuck, I’m signing off!” He then left for the remainder of the morning.
At 11:19 PM, after a vote was taken on Marina’s idea to post the Song of Storms in hopes that it would “wet the ashes,” Mugen posted it to Within Hubris.
February 20, 2015
At 12:33 AM, Douglas updated his blog. This time, he said that the cult had told him to take time off and “sort things out.” He also noted that as soon as they told him, it began raining outside. This means that the Song of Storms played yesterday took effect.
At 12:50, another update happened. Doug said, “It’s raining too hard.” This was accompanied by a photo of a flooding room.
At 1:07, Thorin posted the Song of Storms again, in hopes that it would stop the rain and spare Douglas.
At 1:09, Douglas posted again on his blog. He said that the rain had stopped, and that he was going to head toward the meeting place at the fishery. We are thinking it would be a good idea to stop him from going.
At 1:17, Douglas confirmed that he was heading out to the meeting place with hopes that it wasn’t as flooded as he worried it was.
At 1:18, a user named 31071157 356670 joins the group. His name translates to “Drown.” The following is his interaction with us:
1:19 - Found you
1:20 - Just like me
1:24 - Got away from him
1:25 - Got away from patrem
1:26 - No (in response to Wickedlady’s question, “Are you Vincent?”)
1:26 - Couldn’t save him
1:27 - Doug
1:27 - Like me
1:28 - I
At 1:29, Drown joined the call. After a pause, he played the Song of Unhealing, accompanied by sounds of drowning. He left the call at 1:30.
1:33 - Who
1:33 - You already know
At 1:33, Thorin and John discovered changes on YSHDT.com. The .swf on the main page now displays the Inverted Song of Time, then shifts to a picture of a window and sounds of heavy breathing. If you download the .swf and watch it, for long enough, the word, “NO.” appears. John then found another page via a cipher in the source of the index page, wfokdou, which lead to http://yshdt.com/vincent. On this page are four images: Deku transformation (named Doug.jpg, clicking redirects to his blog), Goron transformation (named 2.png), Zora transformation (named 3.png), and Patrem’s Within Hubris avatar (named him.bmp, clicking redirects to his WH profile).
At 1:47, Patrem posted on Within Hubris, “I can see you boy.”
1:47 - Im scared
At 1:53, Drown joined the call again.
1:54 - Excerpt from jadusable.wmv plays, 3:49 to 4:19.
1:56 - Song of Unhealing plays
1:59 - Drown whispered, “He’s coming,” then Happy Mask Salesman’s laugh played.
2:00 - Drown whispered, “He’s here,” then 4:21 to 4:58 of jadusable.wmv played.
2:01 - Drown whispered, “He’s smiling.”
At 2:01, Drown left the call, then the Skype group.
At 2:28, Jayckup received an email. See 3:20 AM.
At 3:13, Thorin posted Epona’s Song on Within Hubris.
At 3:20, jayckup told us that he received an email from Douglas’ friend at 2:28. The email read, “Hello. This is Doug's friend, Mason. He's allowed me to use his E-Mail to contact you, so that you don't believe it is spam. Since we're thinking that we're going to have an opening in the future, we would gladly accept you into our group. But first, you must pass a short series of tests to make sure you would be loyal to our cause. The first, is the official chant for recruits into our order. Please make a video, or record you reading this: I spit on my mother's womb for it is filth, Luna shall cradle me with her glory. I strike down my father for he is weak, our Father shall grant me his might. I shall know that this family is sacred, a meta tribe of masters. I will heed the cry, of the children in the night, for I am as they are. I am, have been, and will be as a god. Though we may be of flesh we shall transcend, into the night, our mothers arms and know the euphoria of flying. The glory of ascension.”
At 3:27, Patrem posted on Within Hubris, saying, “Now that I have stabilized myself in this plane I can take a moment to explain. You think yourselves detectives, and yet you fail time and time again at the most simple of tasks. That child only seeks to mislead you. I have been watching you, you frightened sniveling children. You lack patience and you lack courage. Why should I even begin to help you when you can't even stay on the path laid plain before you?” This may have been a response to Epona’s Song, which seems to have had the effect of stabilizing Patrem’s presence in his plane of existence.
At 3:48, after Thorin asked what child he was referring to, Patrem replied, “Fool, the one who had you all cowering in fear. Mortals are all the same, cowering idiots. If not for our mutual needs I would waste no time with you ignorant children.” This is uncharacteristically rude of Patrem, considering how formal he had been previously.
At 4:35 AM, Patrem replied to Mugen’s re-iteration of our question as to who he’s referring to. His response was this: “aHR0cDovL3ZvY2Fyb28uY29tL2kvczFPRXZIUEZtdXZr.” This translates to http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OEvHPFmuvk, which plays the Song of Healing with the distorted words, “You already know,” and a slow, increasingly loud whisper at the end. The whisper, when amplified, says, “BEN.” Drown appears to be BEN.
At 6:00 AM, in hopes that it will have an effect, Thorin, CircleHunter and Wickedlady4180 posted images of the Triforces of Courage, Wisdom, and Power, respectively. This was in response to Patrem’s statement that we lack courage, and are ignorant and weak.
At 7:03 AM, Jayckup replied to the email he received with the video requested: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO9E_w8Twbk.
At 3:30 PM, Douglas’ blog updated. He told us that he went out to the meeting place, but it wasn’t flooded like everything else, despite being at a lower altitude. When he was there, the place was deserted, but he felt like he was being watched, and even claimed to have seen someone watching him for a second.
At 3:55 PM, a user named The Man joined the Skype chat. He confirmed that he was running the ARG, and warned us not to take Drown seriously, as he was just a distraction. He also made note that we are not to accept just “anyone at face value.”
At approximately 6:00 PM, a pipe burst in the room neighboring CircleHunter’s inside the dorm he lives in. The result was a massive flood resulting in the mass move of multiple students, himself included. After the water was shut off, he relocated two floors up. It is believed that the Song of Storms had a hand in this.
February 21, 2015
At 2:46 AM, The Man joined the Skype chat again. This time, his reason was that we haven’t done a good job of letting the players that weren’t around for his first lecture know what he said, and we should be more effective in delivering such information. Secondly, he reiterated his statement about Drown. Finally, he provided us with confirmation that he is indeed the one running things, that confirmation being a new comment on Douglas’ latest blog post, including the phrase “the sun is shining brightly,” as said moments prior in the chat.
At 9:10 PM, Seeker posted a video on Hubris, of Link taking off the Deku Mask and applying the Stone Mask. The goal of this video was to hide him from the person that seemed to be watching him at the fishery.
February 22, 2015
At 12:28 AM, Doug posted an update on his blog. Titled “Excommed,” it details how he has been ignored by his friends and family, even when he was right in front of them. The Stone Mask has actually made him invisible to everybody.
At 12:45 AM, Jayckup received another email. See 6:44 AM.
At 1:39 AM, Dawn of a New Day posted a video of Link removing the Stone Mask and applying the Mask of Truth, in response to a comment on his latest post about wanting to know the truth.
At 2:06 AM, a new blog post appeared. It is titled “TRUTH,” and contains a cipher translating to, “AGGREGATING LINKS...TIME LINKS AGGREGATED. WHAT?” After being asked about it, the next comment read, “DO NOT WASTE MY TIME, FOR IT IS LIMITED.” This seems a lot like Patrem. When asked about the time links, he replied, “YOU DO NOT DESERVE TO BE HANDED INFORMATION. YOU MUST TAKE IT.” When asked if he was Doug, he posted a cipher. When asked who summoned him, he replied, “THEY,” multiple times, and emphasizing the letters on the last comment as, “T H E Y.” When further interrogated by Mugen, who called him a “paternal fledgeling,” he replied with, “YOUR CHANCE FOR INFORMATION HAS COME TO AN END. .MUIDEM SIHT THGUOHT DECNELIS EB LLAHS UOY ,ECNELOSNI RUOY ROF,” and another cipher.
At 2:35 AM, KidPichu noticed another comment on Dawn’s question, “/them.” With it, she found a new page on YSHDT, http://yshdt.com/them. On this page are four photos in a single image called getthenotes.png. In the photos are Dawn, Wickedlady, John, and CircleHunter. In the background of the page, rainfall is playing. In the source of the page, a new cipher was found. On John’s photo, his face has been blurred, and he is bleeding from the eyes. In Wickedlady’s, her eyes have been taken. In Dawn’s, BEN’s Elegy statue is in the corner, but cut out. In CircleHunter’s, a dark blot to the right was added, which was found to be the Zora Elegy statue’s face.
At 2;49 AM, Dawn solved the cipher posted in reply to a question as to whether he was Doug: “I WAS ONCE HE.” In response to Wickedlady’s question as to whether he was the Father, he replied, “SHIFT YOURSELF.” Marina decoded the cipher posted as a reply to Mugen as, “I AM NOT THE ONE YOU THINK.” So maybe he’s not Patrem.
At 3:35 AM, Doug posted on his blog that he’s feeling a little better than before, and that his friend has finally replied to him and apologized for ignoring him. It now seems that our communication with the previous entity are over. As seen in a reply to ARGdov in the comments of this post, Douglas is unable to see the previous post. Afterward, when asked by CircleHunter if he had heard from Jayckup, Douglas said that the last he heard, he was still being initiated, and that it had taken longer than usual, noting that a long initiation usually only happens for important members. After that, he commented that he was going to study his notes and go to bed.
At 4:54 AM, Archery2000 solved the cipher on yshdt.com/them. It is taken directly from the Wikipedia entry for Electric Chair: “EXECUTION BY ELECTROCUTION USUALLY PERFORMED USING AN ELECTRIC CHAIR IS AN EXECUTION METHOD ORIGINATING IN THE UNITED STATES IN WHICH THE CONDEMNED PERSON IS STRAPPED TO A SPECIALLY BUILT WOODEN CHAIR AND ELECTROCUTED THROUGH ELECTRODES PLACED ON THE HEAD AND LEG THIS EXECUTION METHOD WAS CREATED BY EMPLOYEES OF THOMAS EDISON DURING THE WAR OF CURRENTS.”
At 5:04 AM, Mugen added a video to Hubris. In the video, Link applies the Postman’s Hat and checks a mailbox. This was done in hopes that we would be able to get Douglas’ notes, as hinted by the name of the image found on /them.
At 6:44 AM, Jayckup told us that he received another email from Douglas’ friend. Here is what it reads: “We have discussed things, and have decided to allow you to join through three more trials. The first of which will test your courage. We ask that you spend as long as possible recording yourself staring into a camera, thinking of your deepest fears. Through your facial expression and eye movements, we will be able to see how courageous you are.”
At 5:44 PM, Wickedlady sent Patrem a personal message on Within Hubris. It read, “The detectives suspect you are the First to ascend, is this true?” At 9:57, he replied, “I predate the forerunner.” Who is the forerunner?
At 10:52 PM, a user named Helper posted an image of scattered mail on Within Hubris. The Postman’s Hat worked; we literally stole Douglas’ mail. When inspected closely, it showed that the year is in fact 2009. The receipt hid a specific date: February 22, 2009; this day, six years in the past. Also on the receipt are two classes he’s taking: Networking Fundamentals, and English IV. These could be the classes we need to get the notes for.
At 10:56, Douglas updated his blog. He said that people at his school were constantly whispering about him, probably mocking him for some reason. After school, his family had begun to show him attention, but he had failed to receive his mail. In the mail, he said, was something important to him. We didn’t receive a package, though. When asked what the package was by Wolfcat, he replied, “It was something religious. I can't really tell you specifically what it was.” When asked by CircleHunter if he took a networking fundamentals class and if he could share the notes, he said he wouldn’t mind.
February 23, 2015
At 12:26 AM, Douglas posted the notes we requested. Included in the notes is the definition for “link aggregation,” which was mentioned in the Truth blog post, and he noted that the other members of the “group” were using the term in conjunction with time. On the left is a ciphered code handwritten by Douglas, which translates a corrupted version of, “Man will be betrayed by its minions and I will be brought down from the sky, consuming everything.” This was part of the prophecy whispered from Luna to Kelbris.
February 24, 2015
At 10:16 AM, after failing to keep confidential information to himself and posting it on Within Hubris, Mugen departed from the Internet Detectives. Considering that he still doesn’t see that what he did was both disrespectful to the wishes of the parties involved and possibly dangerous to the well-being of one person in particular, it is unknown if he will return.
At 11:36 AM, for reasons that could have been avoided completely, Seeker left the Internet Detectives. She joined again later that day.
At 6:41 PM, The Man entered the Skype chat. The transcript is in the Canon Conversations document.
March 3, 2015
It is on this day that Helper begins messaging people personally on Within Hubris. I do not have them all sorted out yet, but they will come in time.
At 7:00 PM, Doug’s blog was updated. See 8:05 PM.
At 7:21 PM, Mugen was added back into the Skype group.
At 8:05 PM, Stevey discovered an update on YSHDT.com. The main page’s title had changed to a cipher, translated to, “You must act, for you cannot ‘save’ him,” and the flash had changed to the set of photos from YSHDT.com/vincent. Deku Link’s photo is highlighted, and a No sign was pasted on it. Then the Zora Link photo was highlighted, selected, and the File Select screen from Majora’s Mask appeared. The first file’s name is Douglas. The second, empty file was selected, and we were given the file select screen, and it faded out. Afterward, it redirected to the blog and we discovered that it updated within one minute before Mugen was added back to the Skype group. The message simply says, “Help.”
At 9:28 PM, Jayckup found YSHDT.com/notes. On it, a new page of “notes” is shown, titled “Findings.” It reads, “If another timeline is created, outcomes are inevitable, and cannot be changed. If multiples lines are merged, chaos ensues. She has told me of this happening. And it is her will. They seek to stop her. To cause this merged chaos. I was a fool to have my doubts. And that is why she chose me.” Afterward, a cipher was posted that translates to, “One of these will be your salvation. A soul for a soul. An eye for an eye. Light for dark. Circles for squares. Men for women. Wolves for cats.” After that, a continuation of the previous thought, “Time is like a network. And networks can be hacked.”
AT 10:48 PM, on YSHDT.com/help, Joan noticed the word “No” appearing increasingly more as you scroll down the page, as well as a new image on the bottom of the page: “No” multiple times, arranged into a sad face. Through steganography, it contained a text document, Masks.txt. It reads, “Your mask is everything. You wear it when you talk to others. You wear it during rough times. And during good times. You wear it to show what you'd like to be outwardly. And hide what you are inwardly. A mask protects your identity. It protects your soul. It protects you from others, and yourself. Your mask is everything. Then...What are you, without your mask?”
At 11:19 PM, Jayckup found another page, YSHDT.com/yes. It is just a red dot. Perhaps it’s a callback to a the single dot on the newspaper from /news, as it was speculated to be important due to it being the sole object of color in the image. The page’s title is, “r.”
March 4, 2015
At 12:07 AM, Wickedlady4180 posted a video to Hubris. In it, Deku Link is killed by a Deku Baba, then revived by a Fairy. This is a response to the .swf on the main page of YSHDT, in which Deku Link is assumed to have been killed.
At 12:27 AM, Patrem posted a reply to her video, “Attempting to breathe life into the living? You amuse me children.”
March 5, 2015
At 4:10 PM, Wickedlady posted another response to the .swf. This one is the file select screen, with the name “Vincent” being entered.
March 6, 2015
At 12:30 AM, Wickedlady asked Patrem in a message, “What is our next step?”
At 1:30 AM, Patrem replied to Wickedlady, “At this moment my child, all we may do is wait. However I have been watching you all, and I see you enjoy playing games. So to amuse myself while I wait, I would like to play a game with the "detectives". Should you all succeed I will reward you all for your display of wisdom. Tell the children precisely what I have told you now; What is the song that makes mother cry? Speak it then move to the fourth. Wqafi lps bpv npy dfza wyrraamam; You all have 1 hour, and remember, I am watching.”
At 2:00 AM, Grey solved the cipher in the middle of Patrem’s message, which translated to, “Speak now for you have succeeded.” It was solved by shifting the cipher by four (“...move to the fourth”) and using the key “Song of Storms” (“...the song that makes mother cry”).
At 2:15 AM, she replied with our answer, “Song of Storms; Speak now for you have succeeded.” Afterward, she posted the same thing in the forum topic at 2:40
At 2:44 AM, while Patrem is posting, it dawns upon everybody in the current Skype call that he, who has historically been known to take several minutes to an hour to post, has most likely been affected by the Inverted Song of Time played by Mugen on February 19th.
At 3:02 AM, Patrem posted a cipher: pbbx://xqkwawvo.kwu/26JN/. This translated to http://picosong.com/26BF/, which is a very corrupt and distorted voice message from Patrem himself. Wolfcat and Circle worked on decoding it for a bit, and were able to salvage about half of it.
At 3:13 AM, Grey suggested posting a picture of the Bunny Hood, in hopes that it would give us a clearer message. At 3:31, she posted it along with the text, “With these long ears, we can hear the voices that were unclear to us.”
At 3:44 AM, Patrem posted another ciphered link, gsso://ohbnrnmf.bnl/26Yf/, which translated to http://picosong.com/26Zg/. This one is a slightly clearer version of the first one, but reversed. After analyzing it, it was hardly any help.
At 11:51 AM, Archery and Helix, using Circle’s latest transcript of the audio file, managed to decode most of the remaining message: “Children, I've been asked "Who is Vincent?" You foolish children have spent quite some time to dive into the matter. However, I shall now unmask what wisdom you may know in time. At this time (your time) I do not dwell within him. However, now, I shall (exist) dwell within him. After you have _____ the rank of Overseer, the chosen must move forward. Some accident is essential/A ceremonial accident is essential. (A sand shift/section/sanction) They will be having an Ascension. What the fool said about his soul, and my cruel nature [unintelligible roar, groan]; Understand detectives… You’ll find the FATHER. Vincent, I’m afraid, must now carry on his journey.”
At 7:14 PM, Stevey left the Internet Detectives permanently.
March 7, 2015
At 11:06 AM, Douglas’ blog updated. Rather than Doug, however, we are now being contacted by someone else going by the name “M.” He told us that there isn’t much time, but if we have any questions then we’re free to ask them, noting that even if we don’t, we will meet soon anyway.
At 8:28 PM, the blog updated again, this time with the title, “Time.” It was from the same person as last time, and he told us that Doug had been kidnapped, and that he was in danger. When asked who he is, he confirmed that he is Mason, the friend who emailed Jayckup. He told us that the group they’re a part of took him to the fishery, and that he doesn’t know what to do. When asked about Vincent, he said that he’s never heard of him.
At 9:00 PM, Thorin posted the New Wave Bossa Nova to Within Hubris, with hope that we would find someone willing to talk to us. One minute later, Helper posted, asking, “Do you have need of assistance, adventurer?”
When asked how we can help Doug, he asked if he had lost his mail. When told he went missing, and asked if he could find him, he told us that he may be able to, and that it would take a while to do. During this conversation, he calls Dawn a demon, noting that Dawn’s goals aren’t the same as ours (where we are trying to save Doug, Dawn is trying to kill him).
Back in the comments of the last blog post, Mason says that he’s arrived outside the fishery and is out of view, keeping watch over the place. At 9:17 PM, he said that he saw someone jog past and heard screams afterward. Then, he threw a rock to try and distract the guards, but it didn’t work.
At 9:35, Helper posted on Within Hubris, “I have fouTd wSLt Pou sMPk. HO LXLRPO. VJXjdAPjg2kofpXjhZ91LJowBZgsepXjdJXjg291eJTjBpXvLJIngpYxgKYbCALx.” This has mostly been solved, and translates to, “I have found what you seek. [HO LXLRPO]. He is where you imagined he would be, adventurer.”
At 9:39, he said that he is not a hero, which is not a good sign.
At 9:58, he posted a SSTV signal: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xAx4T0AuNY. When decoded, the image is the worst one we’ve ever received: the Postman’s Hat lying in a large pool of blood. When asked if Helper was still alive, his account posted, “That insect has been dealt with.” Helper has been killed.
At 11:08 PM, Wickedlady posted a video of Zora Link removing the Zora Mask and applying the Stone Mask, in order to help Mason stay invisible.
At 11:36, Grey posted the Goron Lullaby in order to knock out the cultists around the building. Neither of these videos did what we intended.
At 11:47, Mason posted a picture of the forest he’s in, telling us that he alerted the cult to his presence, and then was chased for a while. He got away, presumably went home, and then went to sleep.
March 8, 2015
At 12:31 AM, Helper’s account posted a video of the File Select screen, entering Mason’s name in the empty slot, selecting it, and then spawning as Zora Link. The title is 02.
At 2:32 AM, Wolfcat posted a video on Hubris. The video is the famous “mmm, whatcha say?” clip from Imogen Heap’s Hide and Seek, on a ten-hour loop. It was accompanied by the words, “Thank you for all your help, Helper. You were too innocent for this world.”
Almost immediately, at 2:35 AM, Helper posted a single image, the art from the Yu-Gi-Oh! card Soul Release. Apparently, Imogen Heap’s voice was enough to allow Helper to contact us once more.
At 4:00 AM, Helper joined the Skype chat. The conversation can be found in the Canon Conversations document.
March 11, 2015
At about 4:20 PM, we are given the link to a YouTube video, uploaded by a channel called M, which we assumed was short for “messenger.” The video, titled S, was 14 seconds long, and showed a night time, first-person view of someone walking down a darkened street.
Some time afterward, another video, titled R, was uploaded. The video was 46 seconds long, and was a continuation of the first video, which featured the same person running down the street toward a building with a large grassy area. The runner stopped, and off in the distance, a large dark figure could be seen. His eyes began to glow, and the video ended.
After much discussion, the Internet Detectives determined that whoever possesses the Postman’s Hat is the “Messenger”, and has direct control over the YouTube channel, as well as the WH account. It was then hypothesized that Mason possessed the Postman’s Hat at that time.
From this point forward, Helper’s sole contact with us will be through Skype.
At 11:31 PM, thinking that Mason was still asleep from his encounter at the fishery, GreyouTT posted the Sonata of Awakening on WH. The video’s acceptance was never confirmed.
March 12, 2015
At 2:14 AM, in response to R, Stevey posted the Song of Soaring with the message, “FLY YOU FOOL,” in an attempt to get Mason out of the path of the creature with glowing eyes.
March 13, 2015
At 5:59 AM, Archery discovered that YSHDT had updated.
The /index page featured an image of the Deku Mask, a cipher in the title that read, “Cn'm fihyfs ion byly.” (translated: “It's lonely out here.”), and an audio loop titled “itshardtobreathe.wav”, which sounded like someone struggling to breathe.
The /news page was changed to a photo titled “spire.jpg”, along with an audio file titled “mumble.wav,”
The /them page was changed to an image of 8 states (Virginia, Washington, North Carolina, Ohio, Florida, California, and New Jersey), along with the flags of England and Venezuela.
The /no page was changed to a creepy photo of a screaming baby head, with missing eyes. The following cipher was hidden in the source code: Eur srdevgly vd vnecvpleryj yvnxrq eo eur yrtrnqd os Pulnt R, eur zjeuvply Zoon Toqqrdd os Vzzocelyvej. Lppocqvnt eo "Yv-Wv", ln lnpvrne Puvnrdr moox crpocqvnt pfdeozd lnq prcrzonvrd, eur Puvnrdr Rzarcoc duofyq ossrc dlpcvsvprd eo eur dfn vn dacvnt lnq eur zoon vn lfefzn. The cipher is an excerpt from the Wikipedia article for the Chinese Mooncake Festival. (translated: “The festival is intricately linked to the legends of Chang E, the mythical Moon Goddess of Immortality. According to “Li-Ji”, an ancient Chinese book recording customs and ceremonies, the Chinese Emperor should offer sacrifices to the sun in spring and the moon in autumn.”)
The beloved “red dot” on the page /yes, became WAY bigger and the title was changed to “.”
The pages /vincent, /help, and /notes have been deleted.
At 2:47pm, WH user Rafal posted two Vocaroo links.
A sped-up version of mumble.wav (the audio from /news) can be found at http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QMwkToO4U6. It revealed a voice saying, “Mason, you are a bane on my existence now. In the past, you were an ally. In the future, you are my foe. You've done great things for us, and also terrible things. It's time to hunt you down and finish what I started in 2009.”
A sped-up version of itshardtobreathe.wav (the audio from /index) can be found at http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sBo5bYuskO. It simply revealed clearer breathing.
At 4:19 PM, Grey suggested that there are things hidden in the irises of the Deku Mask’s eyes. Grey then posted the Lens of Truth on WH with the words: “Eye spy with my little eye, something that's in those eyes. REVEAL THYSELF.”
At 8:07 PM, Helper’s account posted on WH, a clearer image of the Deku Mask’s eyes. Within the left iris is the image of the Gray Man from LSD: Dream Emulator, and in the right iris are the words: “Azure Rebirth,” which refers to an old project from Mugen’s past, which he is not fond of.
At 8:43 PM, Mugen had a mini-freakout related to the aforementioned project. The specifics were not recorded, and later removed from the topic.
At 11:16 PM, Thorin posted the New Wave Bossa Nova, with hope that Patrem would talk to us.
At 11:59, Mugen posted Epona’s Song, with the same intention.
March 15, 2015
At 12:39 AM, Sengi and Oceanstuck simultaneously post videos of themselves entering their own save files, Sengi’s from the original Majora’s Mask, and Ocean’s from the 3D version.
At 8:35 PM, Patrem responded to the New Wave Bossa Nova/Epona’s Song combo, “I am in the midst of my work child, what is it that you must call on me in such a place?”
8:39: Spirkiroid asked, “hey dude can we get a selfie?”
8:44: Patrem replied, “Do you think you are worthy of my visage, child?”
9:40: After persuasion (“amusement”), Patrem said, “You have all amused me greatly. So despite requesting in such a childish manner, I may grant you the privilege of a glimpse at my current form. However, this may take time, as capturing and sending a depiction of it from where I currently dwell is a task of great complexity. Just as the method in which I dwell is that of complexity, and often is the cause of disrepair in electrical devices. All this aside, is there anything you request at this time children, or shall I return to my work?”
9:45: Archery asked, “Why do you keep ignoring my PMs? Am I asking the wrong questions?”
9:51: Stevey asked, “On what we believe is Helper's channel "M" on Youtube.. there was a shadow at the end of his latest video, do you know what it is?”
10:03: Patrem replied to both, “Shadow's come in many forms child. Maybe your primative eyes misinterpreted unimiportant information as something of siginificance. Also chide me not should I be sans response of your tedious masked requests, I give each deep observation prior to action. However those that needn't require said observation to begin with often do not warrant my attention for I am quite busy and time truly is finite, even for one such as I.” This is an example of his seeming omnipotence, as Stevey had just said the first two sentences in the Internet Detectives Skype.
From 10:07 to 10:13, Patrem is asked how he knew what Stevey said, what’s going on at the Fishery, the plans they have for Doug, and for some defining characteristics about demons.
At 10:48, Patrem replied, “I am always watching you brats, for it is unwise to leave children unattended. As for the place of worship, my children are simply attempting to better themselves for the coming times. As for douglas, I have stated before what shall become of him is unchangeable as I have spoken previously and I have no reason to speak of what is currently happening to him, so I shall not. I know nothing of these ‘Demons’ of which you speak. Why must you pry me of such foolish imaginings, what next? Shall you beseech me of the monsters beneath the place in which you rest?”
At 11:35, in response to a suggestion (most likely a joke) to capture Patrem, he responded, “I would be delighted if you would speak more of these grandiose propositions. Please, if you honestly believe you carry knowledge not of my own understanding, do enlightened me. For surely you and your fellow ‘Detectives’ are supremely powerful beings that I should not trifle with.” He also sent a cipher which decoded to a Vocaroo link, http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SUYdPwYZKB.
March 16, 2015
At 1:05 AM, Grey attempted to use both the Stone and Gibdo’s Masks to make us invisible to Patrem.
At 1:38, Patrem replied to both Grey and Spirk’s request for a selfie: “Do you think you have sort of control over me? Do you even understand the power you attempt to wield? Look upon your foe, and kneel.” With this message, he sent the “photo” of himself, which turned out very distorted. His explanation was, “My true intent was to show you the form I currently reside in. However the power radiated from my own presence, and the complexity of delivering such a thing to this place resulted in showing nothing more than my essence, and some scrambled remains. Pity, the sight of my form would have sent you all into quite a bit of turmoil.”
At 4:20 AM, Patrem said, “I will answer but one final question, I have many things I must attend to and have no time for the incessant babbling of children.”
At 4:26, Archery asked, “How can we can contact Mason ourselves? If we are unable to, could you kindly put us in contact with him?”
At 4:35, Patrem replied, “Mason is a foolish child, there is no need for you to contact him. However I shall tell you that he is currently within his own residence. There is more to know of him, but it shall surely come to you in time, you are not infants and I shan't spoon feed you. Now I shall depart, as this child shall soon awaken and I still have tasks to address.”
March 17, 2015
At exactly midnight, the blog updated. A post from Mason, titled, It’s been a while, said, “Sorry I've blown you guys off. I'm really out of it now, especially after I couldn't even see Doug. This week has been crazy, too. I've met some new friends, have been waking up earlier than usual, have been finding myself in places that I've never seen before, and finally met a really odd person that claimed to be from the future. It's been a rough week and a half.”
When asked about the person from the future, he said, “He was dressed in all grey. I couldn't make out what he looked like. He came and wanted to trade me for an item. He wanted a hat I'd found at the fishery for a card. He said the card would be very important in the future for me. I didn't want the hat anyways; it had blood on it. It's...not a collectible card. It's just an 8 of clubs. No, there isn't anything special about the card that I can tell of. I would give you a picture, but my phone/camera is currently dead.”
In response to questions about finding himself in weird places, Mason further explained: “I have no idea. One second I'm walking down the street, the next I'm just by some park's statue... The statue was just some abstract sculpture. Also, I did say I've never seen that place before.”
By these answers, we determined that the Postman’s Hat is now in the possession of the “Grey Man” and the Song of Soaring we played is what took him to the statue in the park.
At 12:25 AM, KidPichu shared a message she received from Patrem as a bedtime story. It is as follows: “Yes child, sleep is a very important thing for your kind. So I shall tell you the tail of another who also has trouble sleeping. There once was a child who was quite curious, he was surrounded by children and yet, it was not enough for him. So he sought the company of others. Through trials and tribulations he found sanctuary in their communion, however he lost sight of the other children, his own name and even his self. But his new family loved him very much, so his father decided to give him a name. Vincent, and before he new it he was a very responsible man. He was to oversee all of the children in his fathers home when his father was away. However one night, father saw that one of his children had become quite grand. This child was to come and see his father so that he might be told the secrets that only father may know. But two terrible children, who must not be spoken of, one flying, one simply screaming, had come and interfered. Luckily the grand child had still done what was needed on that night, but their father was displaced. He was hurt, that children would fuss in such a time of glory. But Vincent was a good boy, he gave his father refuge. But the event was much to bare, and Vincent had forgotten once again who his family truly was. This all kept Vincent awake, always awake, and his father can do no work, if Vincent is always awake and crying as though he is still simply another child. Now you must rest, for sleep is a very important thing for your kind. I may be able to go on without such a time wasting practice, but neither you nor Vincent can.”
At 10:36 PM, Tylep posted a Vocaroo to Within Hubris, a parody of Patrem’s previous ones: http://vocaroo.com/i/s05rKRPbhbgP.
March 18, 2015
At 9:39 PM, Patrem posted, “My time is very limited. I am timeless, but my flesh puppet moves on a most cumbersome schedule. eqqm://slzxoll.zlj/f/p06I2wXbuVKz.” The cipher is another Vocaroo, which makes use of Tylep’s parody and adds some of Patrem’s own words: http://vocaroo.com/i/s06L2zAexYNc.
At 11:38, in response Patrem responded to some questions. In response to why Tylep’s recording was used: “Something about it felt nostalgic, I then quickly realized it was not I who felt it but my flesh.” In response to a question about the cult’s intentions at the fishery: “They are simply playing now, as children do. I however am the one preparing, so that things may be a bit more favorable in that time.”
March 19, 2015
At 12:27 AM, Patrem, in response to a suggestion made in the Skype chat that we play the Goron’s Lullaby to put Vincent to sleep, said, “He sleeps even now, in fact, he fell asleep in a rather unfamiliar location as you may have over heard in my previous message.” His previous message is referring to the last Vocaroo.
At 12:56, answering another private inquiry from the Skype chat regarding asking Patrem about the spire, Patrem replied, “Ask me not of this.”
At 1:26 AM, the last question he could answer was whether he could allow Vincent to speak with us. Patrem said, “I can feel him awakening so I may have no choice. However before I depart, I wish to clear up a prior confusion that I found most aggravating. Vincent and Douglas are two separate children, also Ibfda fd @<Z-qASu'i.”\
On April 29, at 12:03 AM, Mesic found that @<Z-qASu'i translates to “awakened.”
The following is the conversation with Vincent, taking place from 1:40 to 2:35.
Vincent: What is this?
Mugen: This... is a place of gathering, really. Um, what can you tell us about where you are?
Grey: It’s a forum yo. You feeling alright?
Vincent: I'm really confused, I don't know who you are or what this website is. But the last thing I remember is going to sleep in my room, and now it looks like I am in my local park. I am feeling kinda of weird and my head hurts. Who are you people and do you know anything about this?
Eve: We are the Internet Detectives. What's your name?
Vincent: Why should I tell you my name? What the fuck is going on!?
Mugen: Um, Eve? Don't we already know his name? Anyway, some unusual things have come up regarding a group with a thing for the moon. Is there anything you can tell us about that while you make your way home?
Vincent: A thing for the moon? Thats a shame, there is no moon in the sky tonight. But I don't know anything about this group. Do you know why I am sitting here with this page open in my night clothes in the middle of my local park at night?
Grey: Well this is going to take some explaining. Well not the park thing, not sure about that part, but the rest of it we can explain. Well kind of. You see it's very complicated, you may want to sit down if you aren't already. If anything, you may or may not want to look back at your post history.
Vincent: Wait... HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW MY NAME!?
Mugen: You don't know anything? That's odd...Why would that one choose you, then...? As Grey implied, we do have an explanation for your little mystery, but we fear it won't exactly be...ah... how would you people put it...believeable? Yes, there we go. We fear you won't believe us. As for your name... well, someone told us.
Grey: Yes well the name thing is I admit, suspicious, and you are no doubt confused by what is going on. But right now I think you should be focusing on why you are in the park right now. Now, could you describe your surroundings, do you see anything out of the ordinary that does not involve pajamas.
Mugen: Anything odd that doesn't involve pajamas or the fact that total strangers over the Internet just happen to know your name?
Vincent: I have no idea where my phone is, and the lights in the park were all flickering for a few moments when I woke up. I recall having it in my hand before I fell asleep. I have no idea why I would be in the park but I am about to head home, when I leave the park there will be no wifi until I get back to my house.
Mugen: OK, before you go, could you clear something up for us? The person who told us your name, they also said you helped a person who was like a father figure to you when something went wrong. Can you tell us anything about that?
Vincent: My father is dead, I don't have any father figures and I have no idea what the fuck you are talking about. I am gonna go before someone steals my shit. Some little kid just walked up to me, like this young kid and just asked me if the "Purple man" is gone now, crying and shit. Fuck this, fuck everything about this, fuck you guys, fuck whoever the purple man is. I am going home now. Fuck this.
At 6:43 PM, Mugen posted a video of Link using Kamaro’s Mask, which he had received a few days prior.
