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Helper
Name	Helper
Alias	Auxiliatis; The Postman
Affiliation	Harbingers; Lunar Children
Gender	Male
Status	Deceased

Revision as of 13:06, 26 October 2021

Helper is a mysterious yet friendly entity that has assisted the players throughout Johnisdead. Described as an Absque Fascie by the Lunar Children, Helper is claimed to have rebelled against his assigned role as Luna's servant. As punishment, Helper was supposedly tasked with being the servant of man for all eternity. This manifests in him acting as a "postman" of sorts, delivering objects for those who call upon him.

Story

Helper's origins aren't exactly clear. The Lunar Children claim that he is an Absque Fascie that once tasked with spreading Luna's testament to mankind in the ancient times before rebelling against her, not wanting to be a servant and instead frolic among man. As punishment, Luna forced Helper to become a servant to man for all eternity. This often manifested in Helper being used as a "postman", delivering goods for those who call upon him. It is believed that the Lunar Children have summoned him in the past, though to do so is often frowned upon due to his blasphemous nature.

Helper was first introduced to the players during the YSHDT Arc on February 22nd, 2015. Though the players were speaking to him from 2015, the current year was 2009 from his perspective - as it was for many characters during this time. Helper appeared on the Within Hubris Forums as a result of the submission PostmanSearch.arg - a video in which the players used the "Postman's Hat" in an attempt to retrieve Doug's notes. This inadvertently resulted in Helper stealing Doug's mail for the players. On March 3rd, Helper returned to deliver Doug's psychology notes to the players via their PM's on the Within Hubris Forums.

The players would not properly communicate with Helper until March 7th, when they summoned him via the "New Wave Bossa Nova". Here, the players asked Helper to save Doug from The Fishery as he had just recently been kidnapped by the Lunar Children. Helper agreed to do so and set off on foot. Around this same time, Mason was also infiltrating the fishery for the same reason. In an attempt to distract the Fishery's guards, Mason tossed a large rock off into the distance. This rock ended up hitting Helper, killing him. Before fleeing from the fishery, Mason retrieved Helper's blood hat.

Now in possession of Helper's Hat, Mason was granted some control over Helper's various accounts, such as his Within Hubris account and the M YouTube channel. Shortly after this, Mason gave the hat to The Gray Man in exchange for a "Eight of Clubs" card. This gave The Gray Man control over Helper's accounts, which he then used to insult and guide the players through. On March 8th, Helper contacted the players in the Internet Detectives Skype Group. Though his physical body had been killed, he still maintained an existence spiritually. Helper would occasionally visit Skype and ask the players to recover his hat, as his delivery abilities were greatly reduced due to its absence.

Unfortunately, the players were unable to recover Helper's Hat on their own. Helper seemingly recovered it himself after DeadOne was killed by Regiminis in 2012. On November of 2015, the players summoned Helper to the Lunar Children Forums. Here, the players tasked him with stealing away Tyler's Crescent Moon Necklace and delivering him a camera. Helper agreed to do so and departed. Helper presumably completed his task sometime in early 2016. He was suddenly attacked by Regiminis, however, resulting in his death. Following this, Regiminis retrieved the Crescent Moon Necklace from his body and gave it back to the Lunar Children. His hat was also sealed within the Parallelos by Regiminis so that he would no longer interfere with any plans.

Helper has not made a reappearance since his death in 2016. At some point, The Gray Man's spirit recovered the hat from within the Parallelos and sealed it away in the Astral Observatory Subspace. The players later accessed this Subspace in 2019 and recovered the hat to give it to GHOSTBABEL as a part of a deal to rescue Moonman. The hat remains in GHOSTBABEL's possession.

Personality

Helper has a very jovial personality, greeting the players in an upbeat manner regardless of the situation. Often referring to players as "adventurers", Helper appears to perceive everything around him as if it were a fantasy game of sorts, referring to "questgivers", "heroines", and "demons". Despite his often cheerful demeanor, Helper often comes off as a bit spiteful and sarcastic in his wording - likely due to him often losing possession of his prized hat.

Archive

Relevant documents and files pertaining to Helper.

Conversations

3/7/15 - Chat with Helper - Within Hubris (JiD Thread)

ADULT_LINK 9:01 PM: ((The "New Wave Bossa Nova" is submitted))
Helper 9:02 PM: "Do you have need of assistance, adventurer?"
Eve 9:03 PM: "We need to help Douglas, how can we?"
Helper 9:05 PM: "I'm not particularly sure. Has he lost his mail?"
ADULT_LINK 9:07 PM: "No, he seems to have gone missing. He may have lost his mail as well though."
Helper 9:10 PM: "Ooh, that's droll. I may be able to find him, which will take me a fair bit. However, I will find the perpetrator who has taken his mail! Thank you for bringing this information to light, adventurer!"
Seeker 9:10 PM: "Dont forget his marbles."
Helper 9:12 PM: "That reminds me of when I was a child, fair maiden! I used to love my marbles, with small hornets encased inside."
Mugen Kagemaru 9:14 PM: "Beware the Twelfth Tribe, they observe too much."
Helper 9:17 PM: "That's dumb."
ADULT_LINK 9:17 PM: "I agree"
Dawn 9:18 PM: "How heavy is the package that you carry?"
Helper 9:20 PM: "I am not currently in possession of any package. However, I assure you that I deliver quite large packages, demon."
Eve 9:21 PM: "#rekt"
Mugen Kagemaru 9:22 PM: "That's no demon, my friend. That's just the Sun."
Dawn 9:22 PM: ""demon." y"
Helper 9:24 PM: "You know why, villain. You seek to create what the others do not."
Eve 9:25 PM: "Helper, if you find our friend Douglas. Can you deliver him to his home?"
Mugen Kagemaru 9:25 PM: ""You seek to create what the others do not." What would that be?"
Helper 9:28 PM: ""Helper, if you find our friend Douglas. Can you deliver him to his home?" I am not sure he would be able to survive with a lack of oxygen, maiden."
Helper 9:28 PM: ""What would that be?" The near opposite of what you wish, adventurer."
Seeker 9:30 PM: "Why not add oxygen tanks and some snacks in the box, it can be lifesize. Just a though..here.."
Mugen Kagemaru: "And what would be the near opposite of what we wish?"
Helper 9:35 PM: "Obviously the near opposite of what you wish, adventurer!"

Summary

Helper chats with the players on the Within Hubris Forums. The ask him to rescue Doug from The Fishery.

3/7/15 - Chat with Helper - Within Hubris (JiD Thread)

Helper 9:35 PM: "I have found what you seek. DAMAGED. He is where you imagined he would be, adventurer."
Helper 9:39 PM: "i am not a hero"
Helper 9:58 PM: ((An audio file containing an SSTV signal depicting Helper's Hat sitting in a pool of blood is posted))
Eve 10:09 PM: "Helper? Are you still there?"
Helper 10:10 PM: "That insect has been dealt with."

Summary

Helper arrives at The Fishery and is promptly killed.

3/8/15 - Chat with Helper - Skype (Internet Detectives)

[4:00:22 PM] *** Helper joined. ***
[4:00:35 PM] *** Kidpichu is confused ***
[4:00:36 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: helper?
[4:00:37 PM] Wolfcat: We should Mass Debate together over this issue
[4:00:37 PM] Archery 2000: o.m.g.
[4:00:48 PM] Archery 2000: they really are listening to the chat
[4:00:57 PM] Helper: Hello adventurers!
[4:00:58 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Hi helper! :D
[4:01:00 PM] Wolfcat: Hello!
[4:01:01 PM] Archery 2000: hi!
[4:01:03 PM] Captain Desdinova: Hey!
[4:01:04 PM] Kidpichu: XD
[4:01:09 PM] Helix 236: hi
[4:01:10 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: so what happened?
[4:01:12 PM] Le lune 'Jayckup': Helper!
[4:01:14 PM] Archery 2000: who is the postman?
[4:01:14 PM] Kidpichu: oh hello ^-^
[4:01:24 PM] Helper: You seem to be excited to meet me.
[4:01:25 PM] Grey: What was that pixie picture I don't even
[4:01:32 PM] Archery 2000: yes we are
[4:01:33 PM] Helper: Again.
[4:01:33 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Indeed we are
[4:01:42 PM] Archery 2000: indeed
[4:01:45 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: so what happened a while ago
[4:01:56 PM] Kidpichu: are you well?
[4:02:11 PM] eve sim: Hi, sorry I killed you
[4:02:13 PM] Wolfcat: Are you dead?
[4:02:29 PM] Skype: do you like yugioh?
[4:02:54 PM] *** Skype gives helper premium ***
[4:03:09 PM] Helper: Sadly, I am no longer a messanger.
[4:03:12 PM] *** Skype premium ***
[4:03:23 PM | Edited 4:03:29 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: did you lose your hat?
[4:03:23 PM] Grey: I actually haven't met you before Helper. So I can be excited if I want.
[4:03:33 PM] Archery 2000: did you lose your hat?
[4:03:56 PM] Kidpichu: why?
[4:04:30 PM] Helper: Yes, I have lost an important part of my person, adventurer.
[4:04:35 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Aww, that sucks
[4:04:35 PM] Le lune 'Jayckup': helper, Im happy that you are alive.
[4:04:44 PM] Le lune 'Jayckup': Can we get it back?
[4:04:49 PM] Helper: I do not feel alive.
[4:04:54 PM] Helix 236: can we help you get it back?
[4:05:00 PM] Archery 2000: can we help you?
[4:05:10 PM] Helper: I do not have a person any longer.
[4:05:18 PM] Le lune 'Jayckup': How do you mean?
[4:05:21 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Were you ascended?
[4:05:24 PM] Skype: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVTXPUF4Oz4
[4:05:27 PM] Le lune 'Jayckup': Ill give you a person.
[4:05:29 PM] Archery 2000: who was your person?
[4:05:29 PM] Kidpichu: D:
[4:05:38 PM] Wolfcat: Such as in masks.txt I'm guessing
[4:05:41 PM] eve sim: Again, I'm sorry.
[4:05:52 PM] Helper: I am without a body. A most peculiar predicament.
[4:06:11 PM] Grey: Must be hard to chat on skype from the spirit world.
[4:06:45 PM] Helper: I do not know what has happened to me.
[4:06:46 PM] Archery 2000: what is the last thing you recall from when you have your body?
[4:06:47 PM] Wolfcat: Who sent you to the shadow realm? [4:06:50 PM] Archery 2000: ah I see
[4:07:15 PM] eve sim: Can we help you somehow?
[4:07:36 PM] Helix 236: did something happen when you sleep?
[4:07:43 PM] Archery 2000: is there anything you can recall that might help us aid you?
[4:07:52 PM] Helper: I do not remember much past yesterday.
[4:07:59 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: I'm sorry D;
[4:08:03 PM] Archery 2000: what was the last thing you were doing?
[4:08:05 PM] Le lune 'Jayckup': Do you remember your name?
[4:09:21 PM] Helper: Skype?
[4:09:32 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: ?
[4:09:38 PM] Le lune 'Jayckup': What about skype?
[4:09:39 PM] Skype: yes?
[4:09:50 PM] *** Skype updates ***
[4:09:54 PM] Archery 2000: lol
[4:09:56 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: lol
[4:10:00 PM] Captain Desdinova: lol
[4:10:00 PM] Wolfcat: I'm guessing you don't know what medium you're speaking to us in
[4:10:22 PM] Helper: What is skype?
[4:10:44 PM] Skype: http://zeldawiki.org/images/thumb/7/7b/MM3D_Postman%27s_Hat.png/745px-MM3D_Postman%27s_Hat.png
[4:10:52 PM] Wolfcat: It's how we are communicating with you, no big deal.
[4:10:58 PM] Helper: Your questions clog my ears, adventurers.
[4:11:07 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Sorry about that
[4:11:19 PM] Helix 236: yeah We're sorry T.T
[4:12:01 PM] Archery 2000: do these numbers make any sense?
[4:12:02 PM] Archery 2000: 25 11 17 14
[4:12:48 PM] Archery 2000: well, I was looking at the message that was unsolved, and those are the numbers needed to make sense of each word from Caesar shifting
[4:13:14 PM] Helper: I am a corporeal spirit. Not a mathematician.
[4:13:23 PM] Archery 2000: apologies
[4:13:53 PM] eve sim: Helper, how can we help you?
[4:13:54 PM | Removed 4:14:52 PM] Wolfcat: This message has been removed.
[4:14:24 PM] Kidpichu: guys one at a time XD
[4:16:49 PM] Archery 2000: helper, are you still there?
[4:17:43 PM] Helper: I do not imagine you will be able to help me, adventurers.
[4:17:54 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: D;
[4:19:06 PM] Grey: Do you know how we can help Mason?
[4:20:17 PM] Helper: Mason is in no need of help currently, adventurer. The ones in need of help are yourselves.
[4:20:25 PM] Archery 2000: How can we help ourselves?
[4:21:05 PM] Helper: By helping yourselves, of course!
[4:21:22 PM] Grey: There is logic in what he says.
[4:21:37 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: What is it we need help with?
[4:21:48 PM] Helper: Everything.
[4:21:52 PM] Wolfcat: Helper, can you tell us what all you remember before becoming a spirit? If anything at all.
[4:21:53 PM] Captain Desdinova: I love you, Helper

Summary

Helper informs the players that he has lost his hat, which he describes as a pert of his very being. Because of this, his messenger powers are reduced.

3/14/15 - Chat with Helper - Skype (Internet Detectives)

[10:03:07 AM] *** Helper joined. ***
[10:03:15 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: !!!
[10:03:26 AM] Helper: Hello adventurers.
[10:03:36 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: hi helper
[10:04:06 AM] Helper: I would be pleased to know if you've found any leads on the whereabouts of my hat.
[10:05:19 AM] Wolfcat: I believe we know who has your hat, but we haven't been able to contact him yet.
[10:06:12 AM] Helper: I see.
[10:06:18 AM] Grey: Helper! You're back!
[10:06:33 AM] Helper: Hello, tactician!
[10:06:43 AM] Archery 2000: hey helper!
[10:06:46 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: so helper
[10:06:51 AM] Archery 2000: way to go! first thing I see when I wake up ^^
[10:06:53 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: any luck getting your body back?
[10:07:42 AM] Mando 寒山: Yo yo yo
[10:07:48 AM] Helper: I have not, sadly.
[10:08:02 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: aw
[10:08:09 AM] Mando 寒山: What's up helpman
[10:08:43 AM] Helper: Not my spirits, sadly.
[10:09:01 AM] Archery 2000: did something happen?
[10:09:21 AM] Mando 寒山: I have some free bodies if you want any
[10:09:23 AM] Helper: I do not have a body.
[10:10:00 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: any way we could help?
[10:10:27 AM] Helper: I do not see how, adventurer.
[10:10:40 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: darn
[10:11:02 AM] Grey: How will we get your hat back to you once we find it?
[10:11:02 AM] Mando 寒山: Where's your body now
[10:11:05 AM] Helper: However, I may have some information you might need during your future endeavors.
[10:11:13 AM] Archery 2000: and that might be?
[10:11:18 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: mando, not the time
[10:11:23 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: we can explain later
[10:11:45 AM] Mando 寒山: Sure, lay it on us
[10:11:54 AM] Helper: I do not know, adventurer. If I knew where my body was, I would be in possession of it.
[10:12:15 AM] Archery 2000: helper, what is the information you have for us?
[10:13:42 AM] Helper: The one you call mason is still alive.
[10:13:59 AM] Archery 2000: is he in trouble?
[10:14:09 AM] Helper: Absolutely not.
[10:14:20 AM] Helper: He happens to be doing nothing.
[10:14:32 AM] Eve Sim: That's good to know.
[10:14:41 AM] Grey: thank goodness he's alive
[10:14:46 AM] Archery 2000: is he unable to do anything? or is it his choice to do nothing?
[10:15:00 AM] Helper: I imagine it is his choice.
[10:15:08 AM] Eve Sim: I have a question.
[10:15:21 AM] Helper: Yes, adventurer?
[10:15:46 AM] Eve Sim: Do you know if "The Vile Man" will be back soon?
[10:16:21 AM] Oceanstuck: quickly refreshes yshdt thread out of curiosity
[10:16:32 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: ocean, helper is back!
[10:16:40 AM] Helper: I do not know of which vile man you speak.
[10:16:44 AM] Oceanstuck: finds an image with the words "azure rebirth" hidden in it and moogen flipping his shit
[10:16:45 AM] Archery 2000: patrem
[10:16:45 AM] Eve Sim: Patrem
[10:16:57 AM] Oceanstuck: o hai helper
[10:17:35 AM] Helper: His actions are far outside what I will ever be able to perceive.
[10:17:47 AM] Helper: So no.
[10:17:58 AM] Eve Sim: Ok, thank you.
[10:18:02 AM] Mando 寒山: Oh, I got my internet back. Cool
[10:18:24 AM] Mando 寒山: Okay so does this Azure Rebirth stuff have anything to do with whatever forum Mugen made or is this a coincidence
[10:19:00 AM] Helper: Azure Rebirth?
[10:19:16 AM] Oceanstuck: shrugs thats what it said
[10:19:33 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Helper, im not sure how we could explain it to you without confusing you
[10:19:40 AM] Archery 2000: helper, do you know how our friend Doug is?
[10:19:45 AM] Grey: It was hidden in a clue we found.
[10:20:02 AM] Archery 2000: so azure rebirth was hidden in eyes
[10:20:07 AM] Helper: I do not know of any Azure Rebirth.
[10:20:11 AM] Oceanstuck: whats this azure rebirth thing mean anyway
[10:20:17 AM] Oceanstuck: those of you who actually know
[10:20:43 AM] *** Oceanstuck added Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙) ***
[10:20:52 AM | Removed 10:21:10 AM] Archery 2000: This message has been removed.
[10:20:52 AM] Helper: Doug is, as far as I know, still in his prison.
[10:21:02 AM] Archery 2000: I see, is there anything we can do to help him?
[10:21:03 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: his prison?
[10:21:23 AM] Helper: The fishery.
[10:21:27 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: ah.
[10:21:29 AM] Oceanstuck: describe the fishery
[10:21:38 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙): Helper did you get my message earlier?
[10:21:44 AM] Helper: My memories are still a little fuzzy.
[10:21:55 AM] Oceanstuck: try the best you can
[10:22:00 AM] Helper: It seemed to be a run down building.
[10:22:13 AM] Helper: I do not know how else to describe it.
[10:22:18 AM] Oceanstuck: oh
[10:22:20 AM] Oceanstuck: well you tried
[10:22:31 AM] Helper: I have not gotten your message, adventurer.
[10:22:38 AM] Archery 2000: is there anything we can do to help doug?
[10:22:46 AM] Helper: For I am not in possession of my hat.
[10:22:58 AM] Helper: I am no longer a messenger.
[10:23:01 AM] Mando 寒山: [10:21 AM] Helper: <<< It seemed to be a run down building.I do not know how else to describe it.Are there any defining characteristics you can remember? Cars, a sign, etc.
[10:23:02 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙): Helper, check your Private Messages on here and the forum
[10:23:06 AM] Oceanstuck: hey has anyone asked about that image with a bunch of our states of residence on it
[10:23:09 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙): The message is for you
[10:23:13 AM] Helper: There were no cars or signs.
[10:23:27 AM] Mando 寒山: How did you know it was a fishery
[10:23:27 AM] Helper: It was near a forested area, I believe.
[10:23:28 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: the one who we believe to have your had has not been in contact with us for a while
[10:23:50 AM] Helper: Because it was a fishery, adventurer!
[10:24:08 AM] Helper: This is most odd.
[10:24:15 AM] Archery 2000: what is?
[10:24:15 AM] Oceanstuck: helper i suggest you try to cut down on the tautologies
[10:24:18 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: what is?
[10:24:23 AM] Helper: You have gotten messages, yes?
[10:24:33 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙): No
[10:24:37 AM] Archery 2000: supposedly from you?
[10:24:38 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: from whom?
[10:24:58 AM] Helper: None whatsoever? Not even a video, picture, or hint?
[10:25:12 AM] Oceanstuck: what kind of messages are we talking
[10:25:17 AM] Helper: None other than the messenger, adventurer.
[10:25:18 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙): Nothing we could consider as such, no.
[10:25:30 AM] Helper: I have just listed them, heroine.
[10:25:39 AM] Oceanstuck: oh
[10:25:42 AM] Oceanstuck: heroine, huh
[10:25:47 AM] Helper: This is most odd indeed.
[10:25:47 AM] Oceanstuck: i like the sound of that
[10:25:50 AM] Oceanstuck: ^.^
[10:25:50 AM] Grey: Do you mean the videos with that weird shadow?
[10:25:55 AM] Archery 2000: I suppose some could have received messages?
[10:25:59 AM] Wolfcat: Do you mean, 'M'? Are they our Messenger?
[10:26:10 AM] Helper: The one in possession of the hat can share messages.
[10:26:17 AM] Oceanstuck: mason?
[10:26:22 AM] Oceanstuck: huh
[10:26:26 AM] Archery 2000: you have been quite active for the past few days
[10:26:28 AM] Oceanstuck: kinda weird youd say that
[10:26:33 AM] Oceanstuck: considering hes gone quiet on us
[10:26:38 AM] Helper: I do not know what the messenger has sent you, or what they call themselves.
[10:26:53 AM] Oceanstuck: how would we contact this messenger
[10:26:53 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙): Can you find out?
[10:27:14 AM] Archery 2000: would this count as a message? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-r4PMimSF7s
[10:27:15 AM] Archery 2000: ?
[10:27:34 AM] Helper: Of course not, they are messages for you, not I!
[10:27:45 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: ....hwat
[10:28:01 AM] Archery 2000: was it sent by you?
[10:28:36 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙): I have sent messages, Helper. Messages addressed to you. Did you receive them?
[10:29:07 AM] Helper: I do not understand your tongue.
[10:29:17 AM] Oceanstuck: he sent you shit
[10:29:21 AM] Helper: I am no longer the messenger.
[10:29:23 AM] Oceanstuck: he wants to know if you got it
[10:29:39 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙): They are not for you to pass along
[10:29:51 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙): They are for you to peruse
[10:29:57 AM] Grey: I believe it's clear helper hasn't gotten anything
[10:29:59 AM] Helper: The messenger has gotten them. You are trying my patience, adventurer, I have explained such.
[10:30:19 AM] Archery 2000: my apologies helper, we have been rather rude hosts
[10:30:23 AM] Kidpichu: hi ^-^
[10:30:23 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Guys, lets calm down with all of the questions
[10:30:25 AM] Oceanstuck: sry
[10:30:28 AM] Oceanstuck: hi pichu
[10:30:43 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙): It is my belief that I am not correctly wording my question. I am trying to correct this problem.
[10:31:01 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Oh also helper, I'm very sorry for my persistence last time you were here, i did not mean to come off as impatient
[10:31:30 AM] Helper: I understand your question, rude one. I am not an idiot.
[10:31:41 AM] Oceanstuck: welp
[10:31:45 AM] Grey: Helper, if I may ask, how can we get your hat to you once we've found it?
[10:32:10 AM] Helper: The one who owns the hat is the messenger.
[10:32:21 AM] Oceanstuck: how can we contact the messenger
[10:32:21 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙): Um, let me try this. Uh, Helper? Did the Messenger give you any messages from me?
[10:32:24 AM] Archery 2000: we have to get him to deliver it to you?
[10:32:26 AM] Helper: The messenger may relay messages across time and space.
[10:32:36 AM] Helper: You simply give me a message.
[10:32:43 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: I am very confused by all of this
[10:32:50 AM] Archery 2000: I see
[10:32:56 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: so when we get your hat, we have to use the hat to bring the hat to you?
[10:33:05 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙): I wonder if that's the point Thorin
[10:33:06 AM] Oceanstuck: pfp
[10:33:19 AM] Helper: I have not gotten any messages, adventurer.
[10:33:27 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙): There we go
[10:33:34 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙): Did it right
[10:33:36 AM] Helper: The messenger gets the messages. They relay the messages.
[10:33:45 AM] Archery 2000: can they choose not to relay the messages?
[10:33:46 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: :^)
[10:33:48 AM] Helper: I have spoken such three times now.
[10:33:48 AM] Oceanstuck: how do we give them messages to relay
[10:34:06 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙): You did not speak sense so we did not understand
[10:34:12 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Oi
[10:34:13 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: mugen
[10:34:15 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: chill
[10:34:17 AM] Oceanstuck: nah i think that was just you
[10:34:21 AM] Grey: I do believe we are being a bit repetitive.
[10:34:22 AM] Oceanstuck: shot
[10:34:26 AM] Helper: It is the job of the messanger to do such things as giving you chances to relay. I am not he.
[10:34:28 AM] Wolfcat: Mugen stop being rude : /
[10:34:33 AM] Oceanstuck: dammit
[10:34:37 AM] Betrayed in the Octagon: Can we focus on something more productive
[10:34:43 AM] Archery 2000: Helper, can the messenger choose not to relay the message?
[10:34:51 AM] Helper: Yes.
[10:34:52 AM] Oceanstuck: is there anything we could do to get him to let us send stuff
[10:34:58 AM | Edited 10:35:05 AM] Archery 2000: should we trust the current messenger?
[10:35:08 AM] Helper: I do not know whom it is.
[10:35:14 AM] Helper: You claim to know.
[10:35:29 AM] Grey: We believe Mason has the hat
[10:35:34 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: i believe his name is "mason" but we are not in contact with him
[10:35:38 AM] Helper: Then he is the messenger.
[10:35:41 AM] Grey: and is being chased by some sort of Shadow
[10:35:45 AM] Oceanstuck: how do we gain contact with him
[10:35:53 AM] Helper: I do not know.
[10:35:55 AM] Oceanstuck: aw
[10:35:59 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Hmmm
[10:36:04 AM] Helper: For I, once again, am not the messenger.
[10:36:21 AM] Oceanstuck: welp
[10:36:25 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: lets let soe of the other people ask some questions, don't want to be rude and hog all of the question time
[10:36:34 AM] Oceanstuck: ok
[10:36:37 AM] Betrayed in the Octagon: what's the meaning of the image you posted in the thread?
[10:37:21 AM] Helper: I have not given you any image.
[10:37:29 AM] Eve Sim: I understand helper. I'm sorry for the barrage by the others, we're not entirely organized at the moment
[10:37:37 AM] Oceanstuck: spirk, hes not the one posting in the thread
[10:37:41 AM] Betrayed in the Octagon: oh
[10:37:44 AM] Oceanstuck: eve were never organized
[10:37:44 AM] Betrayed in the Octagon: well shit
[10:37:45 AM] Grey: Told ya so
[10:37:46 AM] Archery 2000: Helper, is there any meaning when you call us hero/heroes/heroine?
[10:37:46 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Our communication skills are not very advanced.
[10:38:01 AM | Edited 10:38:07 AM] Archery 2000: or is it merely interchangeable with adventurer?
[10:38:23 AM] Helper: Young archer, a rock will always be a rock, no matter what you happen to call it.
[10:38:48 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Helper, I've been wondering. why were you calling some of us demons?
[10:38:51 AM] Helper: However, the demons seek to drive you off your course.
[10:38:56 AM] Helper: Be wary.
[10:39:07 AM] Archery 2000: are there still only two demons here?
[10:39:39 AM] Helper: I believe there are three now.
[10:39:50 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: any idea who the third one is?
[10:39:53 AM] Helper: One more by the name of link.
[10:39:57 AM] Oceanstuck: !!
[10:39:57 AM] Betrayed in the Octagon: how can we recognize them?
[10:39:57 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: what
[10:40:03 AM] Oceanstuck: hwat
[10:40:06 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: wait I am a demon?
[10:40:10 AM] Archery 2000: so ADULT LINK is a demon?
[10:40:11 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙): Thorin is a demon? What?
[10:40:27 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: I'm not sure how i feel about this.
[10:40:28 AM] Oceanstuck: its because i made an awful injoke about him isnt it
[10:40:30 AM] Helper: This is only my opinion on the subject.
[10:40:40 AM] Oceanstuck: wait
[10:40:43 AM] Mando 寒山: Can I get a list of all known demons
[10:40:49 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Mando
[10:40:50 AM] Oceanstuck: the other two demons, are they the same ones from before?
[10:40:57 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Circle, Dawn, and i guess Me
[10:41:06 AM] Oceanstuck: yeah but circle and dawn arent here
[10:41:16 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Oh that is true.
[10:41:19 AM] Helper: The potential demon speaks the truth.
[10:41:19 AM] Eve Sim: Ocean, it's doesn't matter
[10:41:19 AM] Oceanstuck: so im not sure if hes referring to them
[10:41:26 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: wait
[10:41:31 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: ocean is a potential demon?
[10:41:40 AM] Eve Sim: No guys Link is
[10:41:42 AM] Betrayed in the Octagon: I think he means you
[10:41:46 AM] Helper: No, you.
[10:41:47 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: oh
[10:41:49 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: alright
[10:41:51 AM] Oceanstuck: \(think)
[10:42:07 AM] Eve Sim: Seriously, Helper. I apologize deeply.
[10:42:11 AM] Archery 2000: Helper, I recall that the last time you spoke to us, you mentioned that people don't simply become demons
[10:42:13 AM] Oceanstuck: [10:41 AM] Helper: <<< No, you.im lost who do you mean by "you"
[10:42:20 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙): Eve knock it off
[10:42:28 AM] Archery 2000: No you was referring to link
[10:42:33 AM] Oceanstuck: ok
[10:42:37 AM | Edited 10:42:47 AM] Archery 2000: why is it that Link may now be a demon even though he wasn't previously
[10:42:45 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: well i mean
[10:42:50 AM] Helper: You ask him.
[10:42:51 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: i had been asking if i was one
[10:42:54 AM] Oceanstuck: maybe he just couldnt tell the first time
[10:42:57 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: and i ended up being called impatient
[10:42:58 AM | Edited 10:43:56 AM] Archery 2000: helper, being a demon is a matter of choice?
[10:44:02 AM] Helper: If that is all, I will be taking my leave of you.
[10:44:12 AM | Edited 10:44:43 AM] Oceanstuck: wait
[10:44:20 AM] Grey: I have one more question if that's alright
[10:44:21 AM] Archery 2000: helper, is being a demon a matter of choice?
[10:44:25 AM | Edited 10:44:33 AM] Helper: I would take an aspirin if I had hands.
[10:44:26 AM] Oceanstuck: me too
[10:44:45 AM] Eve Sim: Thank you helper.
[10:44:46 AM | Edited 10:44:56 AM] Archery 2000: Helper, are you in pain?
[10:44:58 AM] Helper: Yes, being a demon is a matter of choice.
[10:45:06 AM] Oceanstuck: how so
[10:45:13 AM] Oceanstuck: define this choice
[10:45:26 AM] Helper: Simply listening to all of you has given me considerable pain in my skull.
[10:45:32 AM] Archery 2000: My apologies
[10:45:35 AM] Oceanstuck: sry
[10:45:40 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: sorry about that helper.
[10:45:47 AM | Edited 10:46:15 AM] Archery 2000: I hope you do not hold it against us, we are just surprised at a second opportunity to speak to you
[10:46:05 AM] Grey: okay, now I have two questions
[10:46:14 AM] Eve Sim: Grey, he's leaving
[10:46:21 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: we really need to improve our communication skills, and decide what to say instead of barraging you with questions.
[10:46:26 AM] Oceanstuck: yeah
[10:46:37 AM] Grey: Yes, but I'm wondering why he has a headache if he's dead.
[10:46:43 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: he is a spirit
[10:46:50 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: he has a ghostly headache
[10:46:54 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: or so i would imagine
[10:46:55 AM] Archery 2000: helper, is there any final advice you can give us?
[10:47:00 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙): Spirits feel pain too guys
[10:47:00 AM] Eve Sim: ^
[10:47:04 AM] Oceanstuck: yeah that
[10:47:15 AM] Oceanstuck: lol link ninjad you
[10:47:20 AM] Helper: The level of idiocy has reached paranormal levels.
[10:47:26 AM] Eve Sim: ^^^^^^
[10:47:30 AM] Oceanstuck: sounds about normal
[10:47:31 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Sorry helper
[10:47:41 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙): Anyway
[10:47:43 AM] Archery 2000: Sorry helper, but I still have to ask, is there any final advice you can give us?
[10:47:48 AM] Grey: It's a fact that the larger a group is, the lower their IQ gets.
[10:47:59 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: everyone shh
[10:48:04 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙): Grey has one more question yes?
[10:48:04 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: please
[10:48:10 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: im starting to get a headache too
[10:48:19 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: and i imagine that Helpers is way larger
[10:48:25 AM] Helper: I will answer the tactician's last question.
[10:48:34 AM] Helper: And give one last piece of advice.
[10:49:30 AM] Oceanstuck: leans in to listen closely
[10:49:46 AM] Oceanstuck: which is kinda pointless since this is all text
[10:50:43 AM] Grey: Recently we've seen that the group of people who imprisoned Doug have found where some of us reside. I just want to know, who's still safe?
[10:51:55 AM] Helper: Whomever they cannot get to. While the group may know your location, they might not have the means to get to it.
[10:52:22 AM] Archery 2000: and the advice?
[10:52:27 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙): May I ask one final question before you give your advice?
[10:52:33 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: i believe that was the advice archery
[10:52:42 AM] Oceanstuck: too late moogs
[10:52:49 AM] Helper: I would protect your mailing addresses though. Just in case my hat is used for nefarious deeds.
[10:53:13 AM] Helper: I will allow one last question from the rude one.
[10:53:29 AM] Helper: But only to give him a chance to redeem himself.
[10:53:42 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙): What is the goal of your current journey?
[10:53:59 AM] Helper: He has not redeemed himself.
[10:53:59 AM] *** Stevey "Wolfe" Freeman gasp ***
[10:54:02 AM] Stevey "Wolfe" Freeman: helper
[10:54:08 AM] Grey: Saw that coming.
[10:54:10 AM] Oceanstuck: this revelation surprises no one
[10:54:13 AM] Stevey "Wolfe" Freeman: My friend! :D
[10:54:26 AM] Oceanstuck: LE GASP
[10:54:40 AM] Eve Sim: Helper, what was your last word of advice?
[10:54:45 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Well helper, i hope youquest to get you body back is successful, we shall continue to search for and regain your hat to you!
[10:54:49 AM] Oceanstuck: dont give your mailing addresses
[10:54:51 AM] Helper: I stated in the beginning, and throughout my replies, that I still no longer have my body, and am in search of it.
[10:54:51 AM | Edited 10:55:12 AM] Archery 2000: yes, if you've said your advice, could you repeat it?
[10:55:22 AM] Helper: I have not stated it yet.
[10:55:24 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙): The question was to clarify this. I thank you for it
[10:55:34 AM] Helper: I am thinking up some good sage advice.
[10:55:35 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙): Your advice, please?
[10:55:41 AM] Archery 2000: haha, we're all ears
[10:55:56 AM | Edited 10:55:58 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Helper you have the greatest personality
[10:56:00 AM] Oceanstuck: i like you helper
[10:56:10 AM] Grey: Why does Mugen's comments read like a Phoenix Wright cross examination.
[10:56:25 AM] Oceanstuck: PFFPT
[10:56:48 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙): Because I'm not rude, I am merely not intimidated.
[10:56:55 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: >_<
[10:56:58 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: stfu the rude one
[10:57:00 AM] Oceanstuck: hahahahahahaha
[10:57:01 AM] Mando 寒山: Not mutually exclusive duderino
[10:57:01 AM] Wolfcat: Nah you're pretty rude
[10:58:39 AM] Helper: Remember that, while you change events in the past, the future may also contact you. Also, the rude one is very rude, and also easily intimidated at the mention of their past. This goes for your member, and theirs.
[10:58:59 AM] Archery 2000: theirs?
[10:59:04 AM] Archery 2000: oh
[10:59:07 AM] Archery 2000: thank you
[10:59:18 AM] Oceanstuck: huh
[10:59:20 AM] Wolfcat: Thank you very much, Helper.
[10:59:23 AM] Archery 2000: again, sorry for the badgering
[10:59:25 AM] Grey: Thank you Helper.
[10:59:30 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Thank you for the sageful advice helper, i hope you get your body soon
[10:59:44 AM] Helper: I think that statement sets us at even odds, the one who calls themself Mugen.
[10:59:54 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙): That past belongs to another. He may be connected to me, and it was he who was angered by the remider
[11:00:01 AM] Oceanstuck: bullshit
[11:00:01 AM] *** Helper has left ***

Summary

Helper continues asking the players for his hat. He also claims that there are various "demons" within the Internet Detectives, citing them as the players Circlehunter, ADULT_LINK, and Dawn.

3/23/15 - Chat with Helper - Skype (Internet Detectives)

[10:29:31 PM] *** Helper joined. ***
[10:29:39 PM] Oceanstuck: ohai
[10:29:53 PM] Helper: Hello, adventurers!
[10:29:59 PM] Grey: http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/796/799/3de.gif
[10:30:02 PM] Grey: wait what
[10:30:03 PM] Kidpichu: (>_<) my whole little pichu life has been a lie?
[10:30:10 PM] Oceanstuck: sup bruh
[10:30:20 PM] Grey: Hi helper!
[10:30:23 PM] Helper: Has it been, heroine?
[10:30:26 PM] Oceanstuck: logging all of this before i forget
[10:30:33 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: ... oh...
[10:30:41 PM] Kidpichu: hi ^-^
[10:30:42 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: is this the sassy, amazing helper that I know and love?
[10:31:04 PM] Helper: It seems that my hat has exchanged hands.
[10:31:10 PM] Oceanstuck: so ive heard
[10:31:17 PM] Grey: Indeed, a Grey man has it now.
[10:31:20 PM] Grey: Not me
[10:31:26 PM] Grey: Even though my name is Grey
[10:31:31 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: A douchier .... Greyier.... man
[10:31:36 PM] Helper: I cannot say I am pleased by this, but it seems the hat is closer to your grasp than you think.
[10:31:45 PM] The Sun: No, Grey has it.
[10:31:47 PM] The Sun: Kill him.
[10:31:51 PM] Oceanstuck: oh?
[10:31:55 PM] Grey: hrm?
[10:32:03 PM] Oceanstuck: huh
[10:32:06 PM] Oceanstuck: if its so close
[10:32:09 PM] Oceanstuck: how might we get it
[10:32:21 PM] Helper: How might you get it?
[10:32:28 PM] Oceanstuck: yeah how
[10:32:34 PM] Helper: How?
[10:32:54 PM] Oceanstuck: yes im asking how we could potentially get the hat
[10:32:57 PM] Grey: Who?
[10:33:11 PM] Helper: By taking it from this grey man!
[10:33:18 PM] Oceanstuck: ok
[10:33:20 PM] Oceanstuck: but first
[10:33:28 PM] The Sun: Seems like a simple concept.
[10:33:40 PM] Oceanstuck: how do we figure out exactly who and/or where the grey man is
[10:33:40 PM] Grey: Alright, here's the plan
[10:33:44 PM] Grey: I run up
[10:33:48 PM] Grey: and kick him in the nuts. Dawn, you run after me
[10:33:57 PM] Grey: and grab the hat
[10:34:04 PM] Oceanstuck: hahahaha
[10:34:06 PM] The Sun: But I am in space.
[10:34:07 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: I'LL TBAG THE PAINED BODY!
[10:34:14 PM] Grey: Explain MArio 3
[10:34:18 PM] Helper: By asking them who they are!
[10:34:27 PM] Oceanstuck: how do we know who to ask
[10:34:40 PM] Helper: The grey man, of course.
[10:34:44 PM] Helper: Who else?
[10:34:45 PM] Grey: Fine, Ocean will grab the hat
[10:34:48 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: .... ho boy
[10:34:55 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: but we've had no contact with this grey man.
[10:34:57 PM] Grey: Then we flee to mexico
[10:34:59 PM] Oceanstuck: you guys are hilarious
[10:35:01 PM] Grey: where we make the exchange
[10:35:04 PM] Kidpichu: could circle be the greyman? 3: he used to be a greyman but circle wouldn't take hats
[10:35:52 PM] Grey: The name of this operation will be called Ocean's 423
[10:39:05 PM] Helper: Once I gained my body back, I had to perform tasks for the one that claimed it before.
[10:39:24 PM] Oceanstuck: "the one that claimed it before"?
[10:39:25 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: ... intresting
[10:39:38 PM] Kidpichu: ....yaoi's...I'm sorry
[10:39:40 PM] Helper: They took my talent for running and used it for a thriving business they happened to have.
[10:40:04 PM] Grey: So it was pot
[10:40:09 PM] Helper: I simply had to run white powder cross-country!
[10:40:17 PM] Grey: or coke
[10:40:20 PM] Grey: or both
[10:40:26 PM] Oceanstuck: omai
[10:40:27 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: you're ... serious, arent you?
[10:40:29 PM] Oceanstuck: :O
[10:40:52 PM] Helper: I have no idea why I would not be serious, adventurer!
[10:41:12 PM] Oceanstuck: for amusement maybe
[10:41:17 PM] Oceanstuck: but i dont really think thats your thing
[10:41:28 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: I dont know how you supernatural beings.... function... but, where in the country "are you" ?
[10:41:47 PM] Helper: I am no longer supernatural.
[10:41:54 PM] Oceanstuck: was he ever supernatural
[10:41:59 PM] Helper: I currently reside in Jacksonville.
[10:42:04 PM] Helper: Florida.
[10:42:10 PM] Grey: Well now that you have your body we can get your hat back to you easier.
[10:42:11 PM] Oceanstuck: florida?
[10:42:22 PM] Helper: That is what I said.
[10:42:22 PM] Helper: That is what I said.
[10:42:29 PM] Oceanstuck: huh
[10:42:30 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: Oh hi Helper
[10:42:35 PM] Helper: Hello!
[10:42:38 PM] Oceanstuck: we have a friend whos from florida
[10:42:44 PM] Oceanstuck: interesting
[10:42:53 PM] Helper: Yes, Mason, I take it?
[10:43:05 PM] Oceanstuck: mason is from florida?
[10:43:11 PM] The Sun: Wait so
[10:43:13 PM] The Sun: Helper runs coke
[10:43:16 PM] The Sun: For a living
[10:43:24 PM] Grey: Yes he does
[10:43:32 PM] Oceanstuck: apparently
[10:43:35 PM] Kidpichu: i think it was to pay his debt though XD
[10:43:40 PM] Helper: Yes.
[10:43:44 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: Run the coke, wipe away the debt
[10:44:05 PM] Grey: SAy helper, do you think you could give Mason some back up if he ever needs it?
[10:44:12 PM] Kidpichu: circle dawn is a moon 3:
[10:44:19 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: i knew it
[10:44:22 PM] The Sun: I'M NOT
[10:44:25 PM] The Sun: UR A MOON
[10:44:26 PM] Oceanstuck: yeah you are
[10:44:27 PM] Oceanstuck: B)
[10:44:40 PM] Helper: Last time you asked me of this task, I died!
[10:44:47 PM] Oceanstuck: good point
[10:44:53 PM] Helper: Also, the demon is a male.
[10:44:58 PM] Oceanstuck: demon?
[10:45:01 PM] Kidpichu: 3'8 I don't want to beleaf it
[10:45:04 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: ... which demon?
[10:45:04 PM] Oceanstuck: circle?
[10:45:16 PM] Grey: I wasn't around for that, but wasn't the task to find doug and not help Mason?
[10:45:19 PM | Edited 10:45:36 PM] Oceanstuck: dawn?
[10:45:19 PM] Helper: The one called "BlackLuigi7".
[10:45:24 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: Well I am a demon and I am male
[10:45:24 PM] Oceanstuck: dawn
[10:45:28 PM] The Sun: wat
[10:45:29 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: Oh
[10:45:38 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: dawn.. what makes them a demon?
[10:45:42 PM] Grey: Working together with mason probably wouldn't cause you to die again
[10:45:47 PM] Helper: Yes, but you asked me to provide help.
[10:45:49 PM] Grey: probably
[10:45:50 PM] Oceanstuck: what are the defining characteristics of a demon
[10:46:01 PM] Helper: I do not wish to take this risk.
[10:46:11 PM] Helper: Well, I am glad you asked!
[10:46:12 PM] Grey: Alright, I won't force you.
[10:46:36 PM] Helper: Demons usually are in possession of horns and red skin.
[10:46:56 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: and... you think dawn looks like that?
[10:47:01 PM] Grey: Dawn, have you been hiding horns this entire time?
[10:47:04 PM] Helper: They are creatures of sin, whom try to entrap their victims in...
[10:47:05 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: If I could convey a sigh faithfully through text
[10:47:12 PM] Helper: Heavens no! The one called Dawn is a metaphorical demon.
[10:47:31 PM] Oceanstuck: oh
[10:47:32 PM] *** Kidpichu climbs onto dawns head pats pats ***
[10:47:35 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: oh..?
[10:47:43 PM] The Sun: Ur a demon
[10:47:47 PM] Grey: Metaphorical?
[10:47:48 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: I'm assuming it's the same for me
[10:47:53 PM] *** Grey tilts his head ***
[10:47:55 PM] Helper: Yes.
[10:47:59 PM] Helper: However
[10:48:09 PM] Helper: The one you call "Mando". Is a literal demon.
[10:48:28 PM] Kidpichu: dawn your still a sun to me~ ^-^
[10:48:33 PM] Oceanstuck: i shouldve guessed as much
[10:48:36 PM] Kidpichu: o:
[10:48:37 PM] The Sun: I am a sun though. ;-;
[10:48:40 PM] Grey: It was the punch wasn't it
[10:48:41 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: ... are demons capable of camoflaguing their true form?
[10:48:53 PM] Helper: I do not see why not.
[10:49:08 PM] Helper: Currently Circle and Dawn are doing such.
[10:49:14 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: ...
[10:49:15 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: :c
[10:49:18 PM] The Sun: :D
[10:49:24 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: Thank god I'm not a demon
[10:49:29 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: Could you imagine a british demon?
[10:49:31 PM] Oceanstuck: that explains things i guess
[10:49:36 PM] Grey: yes actually
[10:49:39 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: "I'm goin to fukin kick ur hed in and take u thell"
[10:49:41 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: there are two kinds of people
[10:49:45 PM] Oceanstuck: heheh
[10:49:52 PM] Helper: I happen to think all brits are demons.
[10:49:56 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: ...
[10:49:59 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: screw you too :c
[10:50:00 PM] Oceanstuck: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[10:50:01 PM] Kidpichu: D: circle you can be a nice demon~
[10:50:03 PM] Oceanstuck: SHOTS FIRED
[10:50:04 PM] Grey: rekt
[10:50:16 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: dawn can't even provide sick burns that hot
[10:50:23 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: I see...
[10:50:25 PM] The Sun: Yes I can. ;-;
[10:50:28 PM] Kidpichu: D: stevey
[10:50:29 PM] The Sun: British people sound dum
[10:50:33 PM] The Sun: c?
[10:50:35 PM] The Sun: rekt
[10:50:43 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: that was hot
[10:50:45 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: So mando was always a demon, huh?
[10:50:56 PM] *** Kidpichu rests on stevey's head pat pats ***
[10:50:58 PM] Helper: I believe so.
[10:51:06 PM] Oceanstuck: so
[10:51:12 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: .. so your information may not be correct?
[10:51:19 PM] Oceanstuck: if dawn and circle are metaphorical demons...
[10:51:21 PM] Oceanstuck: ...how so?
[10:51:23 PM] Kidpichu: you sound cool to me~
[10:51:32 PM] Helper: Just as any information may not be correct.
[10:51:38 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: .... true
[10:51:54 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: Helper, do you have a microphone? I want to hear dat sexy ex-mailman voice
[10:52:01 PM] Helper: Because they desire the opposite of you!
[10:52:05 PM] Oceanstuck: stevey we cant even do calls in here
[10:52:10 PM] Helper: I do not understand.
[10:52:16 PM] Oceanstuck: hm?
[10:52:19 PM] Oceanstuck: well dawn does yes
[10:52:22 PM] Oceanstuck: but circle
[10:52:28 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: hmm?
[10:52:33 PM] Oceanstuck: what desire exactly are you referrng to
[10:52:34 PM] Helper: If you cannot hear my voice, then how can you respond?
[10:52:37 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: ... what are you using to communicate with us, right now, helper?
[10:52:47 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: wait what?
[10:52:48 PM] Helper: I am speaking to you?
[10:52:50 PM] Kidpichu: D: so circle and dawn want what we don't want
[10:52:56 PM] The Sun: I want cake.
[10:52:56 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: ... speaking to us...?
[10:53:04 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: wait... what
[10:53:11 PM] Oceanstuck: well this is weird
[10:53:11 PM] Helper: ...Of course? How else?
[10:53:15 PM] Oceanstuck: anyway
[10:53:19 PM] Oceanstuck: what does circle want that we dont
[10:53:22 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: I just want to keep our guys alive
[10:53:40 PM] Oceanstuck: anything else?
[10:53:47 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: Nope
[10:53:48 PM] Helper: I don't know. Ask him.
[10:53:59 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: I mean, that's the goal right?
[10:54:07 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: thats what a demon WOULD say
[10:54:11 PM] Kidpichu: I think i remember someone saying circle disagreed about something
[10:54:13 PM] Eve Sim: Hello guys
[10:54:17 PM] The Sun: (secretly Circle wants to make Mason and Doug fuse together and kill everyone)
[10:54:19 PM] Oceanstuck: hey eve
[10:54:23 PM] The Sun: Yo
[10:54:25 PM] Oceanstuck: pffpfphaha
[10:54:38 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: Mason and Doug will fusion dance and form...
[10:54:40 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: DOUGSON
[10:54:48 PM] Helper: That may kill most, yes.
[10:54:56 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: Hi Eve
[10:54:57 PM] Oceanstuck: im not fond of that mental image
[10:55:04 PM] Helper: I cannot think of a more volatile reaction.
[10:55:06 PM] Kidpichu: notp
[10:55:27 PM] Grey: I can only picture that ending with a lovecraftian horror.
[10:55:29 PM] Kidpichu: hi eve
[10:55:42 PM] The Sun: Guys
[10:55:44 PM] The Sun: Don't you get it
[10:55:48 PM] The Sun: Doug x Mason
[10:55:51 PM] The Sun: Doug enters mason
[10:55:57 PM] The Sun: And "fuses" with him.
[10:56:02 PM] The Sun: Causing a "volatile reaction"
[10:56:03 PM] Oceanstuck: hwat
[10:56:05 PM] Eve Sim: Are we being visited again? Hello Helper!
[10:56:09 PM] Grey: ......
[10:56:09 PM] Kidpichu: o////o go ooon
[10:56:17 PM] Helper: Welcome!
[10:56:20 PM] *** Grey covers his ears ***
[10:56:22 PM] The Sun: It would cause a flood.
[10:56:25 PM] The Sun: A flood of semen.
[10:56:26 PM] Kidpichu: oh eve helper is alive again
[10:56:32 PM] The Sun: THAT WILL ENGULF THE WORLD
[10:56:35 PM] The Sun: AND KILL ALL
[10:56:47 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: Yeah he's physically alive and it's awesome
[10:56:54 PM] Eve Sim: Did he get his hat back?
[10:56:55 PM] Grey: It's like chapter 16.5 of SAO
[10:56:57 PM] Kidpichu: no
[10:56:57 PM] Oceanstuck: no
[10:57:02 PM] Oceanstuck: grey dude still has it
[10:57:09 PM] Helper: That may be what Dawn wants.
[10:57:20 PM] Oceanstuck: thats nasty
[10:57:30 PM] Oceanstuck: 10/10 demonic
[10:57:39 PM] Grey: Dawn wants the world to be covered in semen? Dude watched too much Evangelion
[10:57:44 PM] Kidpichu: oh and dawns a moon
[10:57:45 PM] Helper: He would rather everyone die by male fluids.
[10:57:55 PM] The Sun: I'm not a moon. ;-;
[10:58:04 PM] Kidpichu: dawn is a soon
[10:58:04 PM] Helper: He is not a moon.
[10:58:11 PM] Eve Sim: Is Grey Man a bad person?
[10:58:12 PM] Helper: He is a male teenager.
[10:58:19 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: Helper... the grey man used your hat to deliver a mask to Mugen, unless that was you... he used that mask to his advantage.. hopefully this did not aid the grey man..
[10:58:29 PM] Helper: With the stink of demon about him.
[10:58:38 PM] Oceanstuck: thorin?
[10:58:40 PM] Kidpichu: D: no he isn't he is a sun...
[10:58:43 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: do you advise we use any futher items we get from this grey man.. ?
[10:58:45 PM] The Sun: :<
[10:59:02 PM] Grey: Does that mean Dawn should take a holy shower?
[10:59:17 PM] Eve Sim: ... A golden holy shower
[10:59:22 PM] Kidpichu: i have a bottle of holywater
[10:59:25 PM] Helper: I haven't a clue, for I am not aware who or what this grey man is.
[10:59:42 PM] Helper: It would require much more than a shower.
[10:59:53 PM] Grey: save it, we need the holy water to test for fake floors while gather Dracula's parts.
[10:59:53 PM] Oceanstuck: repentance?
[10:59:56 PM] Helper: The only way to save that man is through death.
[11:00:02 PM] Kidpichu: hey circle did chu find a hat?
[11:00:04 PM] Oceanstuck: what man
[11:00:06 PM] Kidpichu: DDDD:
[11:00:08 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: ...that's a little extreme, dont you think?
[11:00:13 PM] Eve Sim: On 3/24/2015, at 1:59 AM, helpmail wrote:> I haven't a clue, for I am not aware who or what this grey man is.He has your hat
[11:00:15 PM] The Sun: Imma just walk away
[11:00:16 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: I have not found a hat
[11:00:28 PM] Helper: I do know of this, Eve.
[11:00:48 PM] Helper: And no, Dawn is too set along a path.
[11:00:58 PM] Oceanstuck: hm?
[11:01:04 PM] Helper: There is no saving him, as there is no saving Mando.
[11:01:11 PM] Oceanstuck: ohh...
[11:01:16 PM] Oceanstuck: well shit
[11:01:20 PM] Eve Sim: Poor condemned Mando
[11:01:21 PM] Kidpichu: >^< Dawn I'll protect you!
[11:01:33 PM] *** The Sun takes Pichu and leaves ***
[11:01:34 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: were they the two destined to die in the poem..?
[11:01:43 PM] Kidpichu: and ok circle
[11:01:44 PM] Oceanstuck: dawn and mando?
[11:01:44 PM] Helper: I do not know.
[11:01:54 PM] Helper: A demon is still useful.
[11:01:54 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: hmm...
[11:02:12 PM] Oceanstuck: true...
[11:02:32 PM] Oceanstuck: i mean circ is a cool guy usually
[11:02:37 PM] Oceanstuck: keeps us cohesive often
[11:02:42 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: aww stoppit
[11:02:49 PM] Grey: wait what if the GRey man is Circle from the future
[11:02:58 PM] Eve Sim: Ya big useful demon
[11:03:04 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: Helper, is that you on our forums...?
[11:03:07 PM] Oceanstuck: cmere circle
[11:03:10 PM] Helper: Circle can be saved.
[11:03:16 PM] *** Oceanstuck goes to give circle a big noogie ***
[11:03:21 PM] Helper: I do not know what these forums are.
[11:03:28 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: .... curious..
[11:03:29 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: my hair
[11:03:41 PM] Oceanstuck: the other place where we used to meet
[11:03:48 PM | Edited 11:03:53 PM] Grey: Yeah that
[11:03:54 PM] Kidpichu: maybe the other place we gather ?
[11:04:02 PM] Helper: I do not know what you mean.
[11:04:13 PM] Helper: I have always met you on your journey.
[11:04:28 PM] Eve Sim: Hey Circle, you can be saved! Isn't that nice.
[11:04:33 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: It is indeed!
[11:04:47 PM] The Sun: Through death you can be saved. :DDDDDD
[11:05:03 PM] Oceanstuck: dawn please
[11:05:24 PM] Kidpichu: =^= I-I'l still protect chu dawn
[11:05:34 PM] The Sun: (ง°ل͜°)ง
[11:05:51 PM] Oceanstuck: yeah im not intent on having him dead either
[11:05:56 PM] Kidpichu: ^-^ circle too
[11:06:03 PM] Helper: It is your decision.
[11:06:04 PM] Oceanstuck: and everyone else
[11:06:18 PM] Helper: However.
[11:06:42 PM] Kidpichu: ?
[11:06:51 PM] Helper: When I acquire my hat once more, I will lend you an item that may help you on your quest.
[11:07:09 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: will you give it to all of us?
[11:07:18 PM] Grey: Do we get a hint of what it is?
[11:07:18 PM] Grey: Do we get a hint of what it is?
[11:07:36 PM] Oceanstuck: wait wait
[11:07:39 PM] Helper: You will be able to use it to protect from a demon's powers.
[11:07:43 PM] Oceanstuck: our past is often your future
[11:07:49 PM] Helper: But only in times of need.
[11:08:07 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: ... are you saying mando and the rest will turn on us?
[11:08:08 PM] Kidpichu: XD i think we should find his hat first~
[11:08:12 PM] Oceanstuck: what if from our perspective we already have the item
[11:08:12 PM] Helper: It will be for the group.
[11:08:19 PM] Oceanstuck: well i guess we should get the hat anyway
[11:08:25 PM] Oceanstuck: to fulfill the time loop
[11:08:28 PM] Grey: I think I see what you mean ocean
[11:08:42 PM] The Sun: I don't. :P
[11:08:42 PM] Eve Sim: We'll try to get your hat back, as soon as we contact the person who has it.
[11:08:42 PM] Eve Sim: We'll try to get your hat back, as soon as we contact the person who has it.
[11:09:03 PM] Oceanstuck: hey question
[11:09:05 PM] Oceanstuck: the grey man
[11:09:09 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: This Grey Man takes an awfully long time to respond...
[11:09:12 PM] Oceanstuck: was he a literal demon or a metaphorical one
[11:09:15 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: Just like Patrem.. slow assholes..
[11:09:15 PM] Grey: Essentially, we don't have the hat yet, because we haven't gone back in time to get it
[11:09:15 PM] Grey: Essentially, we don't have the hat yet, because we haven't gone back in time to get it
[11:09:33 PM] Grey: And the one who goes back in time to get it
[11:09:37 PM] Grey: is the grey man
[11:09:51 PM] Oceanstuck: so
[11:09:57 PM] Oceanstuck: time loop
[11:09:57 PM] Helper: I do not understand.
[11:10:02 PM] Kidpichu: ack stevey is the greyman the one who is pretending to be helper on the forum?
[11:10:03 PM] Oceanstuck: god dammit this is gonna get so weird
[11:10:08 PM] Grey: time travel
[11:10:18 PM] Grey: which means
[11:10:20 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: .. I assume so
[11:10:27 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: Oh Stevey
[11:10:28 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: I asked him once if he was the grey man, and he responded with "I am the second"
[11:10:29 PM] Oceanstuck: as a homestuck, god fucking dammit
[11:10:29 PM] Grey: if we specify the place the grey man should leave the hat
[11:10:36 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: Oh nevermind that was the thing
[11:10:36 PM] Helper: You are in my timeline currently, as far as I can discern.
[11:10:55 PM] Grey: helper can go get the hat from that spot in the future
[11:10:55 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: I wasn't aware that he answered you
[11:11:08 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: yeah... he did :c
[11:11:16 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: he keeps quoting someone though... quite worrying
[11:11:17 PM] The Sun: Wait, I'm a little confused.
[11:11:17 PM] The Sun: Wait, I'm a little confused.
[11:11:22 PM] The Sun: I thought we already were in the past?
[11:11:22 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: seems to imply he's posessed..
[11:11:39 PM] Grey: we're in the future of the past
[11:11:43 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: I thought we were communicating into the past from the future
[11:11:48 PM] Oceanstuck: fucking time shit
[11:11:56 PM] The Sun: I don't get how that changes the items, though.
[11:12:08 PM] The Sun: We've been getting items with no need to go "into the past"
[11:12:11 PM] Grey: it doesn't
[11:12:16 PM] Grey: it's a bootstrap paradox
[11:12:17 PM] Eve Sim: Grey, I think your confused
[11:12:19 PM] The Sun: So this doesn't affect the hat at all.
[11:12:25 PM] Oceanstuck: i think we can interact with both 2009 and 2015 at will as if they were the present
[11:12:31 PM] The Sun: ^
[11:12:41 PM] Grey: how am I confused
[11:13:05 PM] Helper: I think I can solve your concerns.
[11:13:10 PM] Oceanstuck: oh thanks
[11:13:12 PM] Oceanstuck: in advance
[11:13:21 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: ... go ahead
[11:13:25 PM] Helper: Don't think about it so hard.
[11:13:42 PM] Oceanstuck: ...of course not
[11:13:59 PM] Kidpichu: oh
[11:14:20 PM] Kidpichu: helper got his body back so does that mean he has page 8 now?
[11:14:31 PM] Grey: page 8?
[11:14:45 PM] Oceanstuck: o shit that old thing
[11:14:46 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: The newspaper
[11:14:46 PM] Helper: I do not know of this page 8.
[11:14:48 PM] Oceanstuck: i almost forgot about that
[11:14:53 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: you people are so rude... talking as if helper is not here...
[11:15:03 PM] Kidpichu: the news article
[11:15:12 PM] Kidpichu: D: I'm sorry Q^Q
[11:15:19 PM] Grey: whatchu talkin about
[11:15:35 PM] Grey: I'm just planning out loud
[11:15:44 PM] Eve Sim: On 3/24/2015, at 2:15 AM, Kidpichu wrote:> the news article I think that has no relevance anymore
[11:15:49 PM] Helper: I will require a sacrifice of a girl who has a fascination of yellow mice.
[11:15:58 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: ...
[11:15:59 PM] Oceanstuck: pichu??
[11:16:03 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: what sort of sacrifice?
[11:16:08 PM] Grey: WEll, that came out of nowhere
[11:16:12 PM] Helper: Death.
[11:16:18 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: .... wait.. what? why?
[11:16:18 PM] Oceanstuck: HWAT
[11:16:21 PM] Eve Sim: Well pichu.. Time to hit the dusty trail
[11:16:26 PM] Kidpichu: Q^Q I can't
[11:16:32 PM] Oceanstuck: are you fucking with us
[11:16:35 PM] Grey: Now hold on a second
[11:16:36 PM] Helper: I am just kidding, adventurer s.
[11:16:39 PM] Kidpichu: I gotta let wolf know
[11:16:47 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: ....ha ha... very funny, mailman.
[11:16:50 PM] Grey: :|
[11:16:52 PM] Oceanstuck: ill take that as a yes...
[11:16:53 PM] Kidpichu: but he's asleep
[11:17:02 PM] Oceanstuck: fuckin christ
[11:17:06 PM] Oceanstuck: you had me there
[11:17:08 PM] Grey: Ahem...Well then...
[11:17:29 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: Hey Eve, you copying all this?
[11:17:31 PM] The Sun: ...We're still gonna kill Pichu, right?
[11:17:36 PM] Kidpichu: Q^Q I'm not scared of death though~
[11:17:36 PM] Oceanstuck: im already logging it circ
[11:17:43 PM] Oceanstuck: ive been logging it since helper first got here
[11:17:47 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: I see what you mean by demon now, helper..
[11:18:00 PM] Eve Sim: No, I'm on my phone. Thanks ocean
[11:18:05 PM] Oceanstuck: welcome
[11:18:11 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: I need sleep soon
[11:18:12 PM] Helper: If you say so, adventurer.
[11:18:22 PM] Oceanstuck: i should sleep too but this is just too interesting
[11:18:36 PM] Kidpichu: No dawn 3: wolf is not here
[11:18:41 PM] Helper: I need to take my leave now. One more job and my debt is lifted.
[11:18:49 PM] Grey: Alrighty
[11:18:50 PM] Oceanstuck: oh
[11:18:54 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: what is this job..?
[11:18:55 PM] Grey: Good luck Helper
[11:18:55 PM] Oceanstuck: one more question
[11:18:57 PM] Oceanstuck: real quick
[11:18:57 PM] Eve Sim: So this Helper isn't the one posting on the forum?
[11:19:00 PM] Helper: Have you any more questions?
[11:19:12 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: ... make this count
[11:19:21 PM] Helper: I count 3.
[11:19:26 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: ...
[11:19:33 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: ha.. ha..
[11:19:33 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: I get it
[11:19:35 PM] Grey: xD
[11:19:39 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: lol
[11:19:42 PM] Oceanstuck: dammit stevey now i dont know if i wanna ask what i was about to ask
[11:19:52 PM] Oceanstuck: fuck it
[11:19:53 PM] Oceanstuck: the grey guy, is he a literal demon or a metaphorical one
[11:19:53 PM] Grey: ask
[11:19:58 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: Now I remember why I missed this guy..
[11:20:00 PM] Helper: I do not know.
[11:20:15 PM] Oceanstuck: oh
[11:20:30 PM] Oceanstuck: i feel like i just wasted a question
[11:20:39 PM] Helper: You have.
[11:20:43 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: If nobody else had one, then I think you're fine
[11:20:48 PM] Oceanstuck: god dammit
[11:20:49 PM] Kidpichu: he's close though but how close is close
[11:21:00 PM] Helper: Close enough.
[11:21:10 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: He's among us?
[11:21:15 PM] Helper: If it is even a he.
[11:21:20 PM] Grey: IT's too bad we don't have anything that can pull that hat towards us.
[11:21:24 PM] Helper: Their figure is most feminine.
[11:21:24 PM] Grey: wait
[11:21:27 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: well grey MAN implies they're a man...
[11:21:39 PM] Kidpichu: O: its a chic
[11:21:40 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: y'know... just saying...
[11:21:41 PM] Oceanstuck: idk huge trenchcoat
[11:21:44 PM] Helper: You are the ones who mentioned it was a man.
[11:22:02 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: so they have a feminine build...h uh?
[11:22:18 PM] Grey: Well that rules me and circle out I assume
[11:22:23 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: This just got a hell of a lot more interesting
[11:22:36 PM] Grey: Looks like we have a trap on our hands.
[11:22:39 PM] Kidpichu: so are they in this group?
[11:22:42 PM] Helper: I didn't take you for a ladies man, demon.
[11:22:47 PM] Oceanstuck: man for a woman i guess
[11:22:52 PM] Helper: I do not know, rat lover.
[11:22:58 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: rat lover..
[11:23:05 PM] Kidpichu: 3: it's mice not rats
[11:23:06 PM] The Sun: Can I get amazing demon powers?
[11:23:48 PM] Kidpichu: .....is a wolfcat lover....is really sorry
[11:23:49 PM] Helper: Demons are characterized by their wiles and powers.
[11:24:15 PM] Helper: I must take my leave.
[11:24:20 PM] Oceanstuck: wiles and powers huh
[11:24:23 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: what is this final job, helper?
[11:24:29 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: it's nothing.. extreme, is it?
[11:24:33 PM] Kidpichu: ^
[11:24:41 PM] Grey: I'm assuming it's moving more white stuffs
[11:24:42 PM] Oceanstuck: i guess those have to do with swaying people to their side away from us
[11:25:17 PM] Grey: I have to wonder
[11:25:27 PM] Helper: It is to run "nazi gold" across the border of Mexico into the united states, then moving through Canada into Russia by boat, then trading it off there.
[11:25:40 PM] Oceanstuck: hwat
[11:25:43 PM] Eve Sim: Bye Helper, thanks again.
[11:25:51 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: Good luck with your smuggling op, Helper
[11:25:57 PM] Helper: Yes. Bye!
[11:26:01 PM] *** Helper has left ***
[11:26:05 PM] Grey: Oh, goodbye Helper
[11:26:07 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: hmm..
[11:26:09 PM] Grey: aaand he's gone
[11:26:15 PM] The Sun: Helper got more badass.
[11:26:18 PM] Kidpichu: bye bye
[11:26:30 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: [11:26 PM] The Sun:
<<< Helper got more badass.Silence, demon. No more from you.
[11:26:33 PM] Grey: So what if we used the hookshot to grab the hat?
[11:26:33 PM] The Sun: Less fun doe
[11:26:35 PM] The Sun: fuq u

Summary

Helper confirms that his hat has been passed on from Mason to The Gray Man. He also claims that his body has been claimed by the Mexican drug cartel. He has now regained his body, but is being forced to pay off his debt to the cartel by delivering drugs and "Nazi gold" for them. He also promises that once the players retrieve his mask for him, he will grant them an item that will help them ward off demons.

3/30/15 - Chat with Helper - Skype (Internet Detectives)

[11:13:42 PM] *** Helper joined. ***
[11:13:48 PM] Oceanstuck: ohai helper
[11:13:53 PM] Wolfcat: Hello Helper
[11:13:54 PM] Mando 寒山: Oh hi mark
[11:14:00 PM] Eve Sim: Hi Helper <3
[11:14:04 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: hi helper
[11:14:11 PM] Helper: Hello there adventurers and demon!
[11:14:22 PM] Helper: I have completed my quest.
[11:14:23 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: ;3
[11:14:24 PM] Oceanstuck: i thought he was a half demon
[11:14:30 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: shh don't be picky ocean
[11:14:34 PM] Oceanstuck: ok
[11:14:36 PM] Mando 寒山: no I'm the super demon king remember
[11:14:38 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: at least im something
[11:14:39 PM] Helper: I would like to know how your travels are going?
[11:14:51 PM] Oceanstuck: wait so youre demise from skyward sword mando?
[11:14:56 PM] Mando 寒山: All good homie how's it hangin
[11:14:57 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: guys guys
[11:15:03 PM] Helper: I do not know of this sword.
[11:15:04 PM] Oceanstuck: (watch that go over helpers head lol)
[11:15:06 PM] Mando 寒山: [11:14 PM] Oceanstuck:
<<< wait so youre demise from skyward sword mando?Tiny bit less homoerotic
[11:15:10 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: everyone pay attention to helper, no fuckery for a minute
[11:15:15 PM] Oceanstuck: ninjad
[11:15:19 PM] Helper: I do know of homoerotic.
[11:15:24 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: >_<
[11:15:24 PM] Wolfcat: Oh?
[11:15:29 PM] Grey: It's going fine Helper, I've discovered Pumpkin Island
[11:15:36 PM] Mando 寒山: Alright so
[11:15:46 PM] Helper: There is no such thing.
[11:15:56 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Helper, appearently Dawn has demon powers
[11:15:56 PM] Mando 寒山: You asked how we've been
And we gathered the facts
And we voted to take control of Doug's save file
[11:15:58 PM] Oceanstuck: so help what brings you here
[11:16:09 PM] Helper: Well, of course!
[11:16:25 PM] Helper: What would a demon be without powers?
[11:16:31 PM] Mando 寒山: Pretty shite
[11:16:39 PM] Oceanstuck: i thought he was a metaphorical one though
[11:16:41 PM] Helper: A red person!
[11:16:45 PM] Oceanstuck: do those count for getting to have powers
[11:16:45 PM] Wolfcat: Helper how do we become angels? Besides getting killed.
[11:17:01 PM] Helper: Angels?
[11:17:05 PM] Oceanstuck: people dont become angels when they die they become saints
[11:17:10 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: helper, im a demon
[11:17:14 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: but i don't have powers ;-;
[11:17:16 PM] Oceanstuck: wolf learn your christian dogma will you
[11:17:20 PM] Helper: You are half demon.
[11:17:27 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: ;(
[11:17:39 PM] Helper: And I do not sympathize with you, foul creature.
[11:17:47 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Oki
[11:17:50 PM] Eve Sim: #shotsfired
[11:17:51 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: i luv u too
[11:17:52 PM] Mando 寒山: Helper do you want to play Mario Kart with me
[11:17:53 PM] Oceanstuck: harsh
[11:17:54 PM] Grey: Link, You must learn to control Tetsaiga and travel with a Japanese school girl.
[11:18:21 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: uhh
[11:18:26 PM] Oceanstuck: anyway helper
[11:18:26 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: i don't know much about inuyasha
[11:18:30 PM] Oceanstuck: whatcha doin here
[11:18:30 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: whatever
[11:18:54 PM] Eve Sim: Ocean, he came to ask about our adventures
[11:18:55 PM] Helper: I have came to see how the quest is going.
[11:19:00 PM] Oceanstuck: of course
[11:19:02 PM] Oceanstuck: what did i expect
[11:19:09 PM] Helper: I hope you all are having a venerable time.
[11:19:24 PM] Oceanstuck: venerable how
[11:19:55 PM] Helper: Do you know what venerable means, young lady?
[11:20:10 PM] Kidpichu: cough ok i think i swallowed a leaf
[11:20:21 PM] Oceanstuck: ven·er·a·ble
ˈven(ə)rəb(ə)l/
adjective
adjective: venerable
    accorded a great deal of respect, especially because of age, wisdom, or character.
    "a venerable statesman"
    synonyms: respected, venerated, revered, honored, esteemed, hallowed, august, distinguished, eminent, great, grand
    "the venerable Martin Steed joined our faculty in 1962"
        (in the Roman Catholic Church) a title given to a deceased person who has attained a certain degree of sanctity but has not been fully beatified or canonized.
        (in the Anglican Church) a title given to an archdeacon.
[11:20:22 PM] Eve Sim: ven·er·a·ble
ˈven(ə)rəb(ə)l/
adjective
adjective: venerable
    accorded a great deal of respect, especially because of age, wisdom, or character.
[11:20:26 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: jesus
[11:20:29 PM] Helper: That is not healthy!
[11:20:48 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: guys can we focus
[11:20:58 PM] Helper: In this instance, young lady, venerable simply means grand.
[11:21:06 PM] Wolfcat: But yes, our quest. We're currently trying to heal our friend Doug.
[11:21:10 PM] Oceanstuck: ok
[11:21:16 PM] Kidpichu: Q^Q i am never making tea alone again
[11:21:17 PM] Oceanstuck: we think theres something wrong with him
[11:21:21 PM] Oceanstuck: brainwashing maybe
[11:21:23 PM] Wolfcat: Well, he I guess he's still our friend.
[11:21:30 PM] Wolfcat: He's a weird kid
[11:21:40 PM] Oceanstuck: yeah i dont wanna give up on him
[11:21:44 PM] Oceanstuck: and i dont intend to
[11:21:48 PM] Helper: I do not know how I can be of assistance.
[11:21:53 PM] Oceanstuck: so i wont
[11:22:09 PM] Oceanstuck: hmm
[11:22:12 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: helper, to be honest i think we're very scattered about what we are doing right now.
[11:22:44 PM] Eve Sim: [11:21 PM] Helper:
<<< I do not know how I can be of assistance.Why not run back in to the fishery to talk to doug?
[11:22:48 PM] Oceanstuck: hey what if we had helper hang out with mason
[11:22:52 PM] Wolfcat: Eve nooo
[11:22:56 PM] Oceanstuck: [11:21 PM] Helper:
<<< I do not know how I can be of assistance.Helper, Today 8:21 PMWhy not run back in to the fishery to talk to doug?last time he did that he died
[11:22:59 PM] Wolfcat: Are you addicted to killing helper
[11:23:02 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: eve that sounds like a terrible idea
[11:23:12 PM] Helper: I will do that this instance!
[11:23:12 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: do you want helper to die again?
[11:23:15 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: NO
[11:23:21 PM] Oceanstuck: wait what
[11:23:21 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: HELPER PLS
[11:23:27 PM] Oceanstuck: is that for me or eve
[11:23:29 PM] Mando 寒山: That's weird.
[11:23:34 PM] Wolfcat: Helper no I can't stand to lose you again
[11:23:39 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: EVE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
[11:23:40 PM] Oceanstuck: guys
[11:23:43 PM] Kidpichu: helper is gonna poof again D: ?
[11:23:45 PM] Oceanstuck: what if hes talking to me
[11:23:48 PM] Mando 寒山: Didn't know T-Mobile was allowed to put random cell towers so close to schools.
[11:23:49 PM] Eve Sim: Ok, Helper don't
[11:23:55 PM] Helper: I am not running to the fishery. I was simply joking.
[11:24:03 PM] Oceanstuck: oh
[11:24:08 PM] Helper: What are you on about, Demon?
[11:24:09 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: (whew)
[11:24:13 PM] Oceanstuck: what about hanging out with mason
[11:24:16 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: what?
[11:24:22 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: i don't want you to die ;-;
[11:24:23 PM] Eve Sim: My ribs are nearly broken from laughing so hard
[11:24:26 PM] Wolfcat: Mason's like, with Doug now right
[11:24:31 PM] Wolfcat: He's in danger too
[11:24:33 PM] Oceanstuck: is he
[11:24:35 PM] Wolfcat: I doubt that'd be a good idea
[11:24:42 PM] Helper: I am speaking to the demon. Not the half demon.
[11:24:50 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: oh
[11:24:51 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: ok
[11:24:59 PM] Mando 寒山: [11:23 PM] Helper:
<<< What are you on about, Demon? (chuckle)
[11:25:00 PM] Kidpichu: chu?
[11:25:09 PM] Grey: Where exactly is Mason?
[11:25:25 PM] Oceanstuck: he said in one of the blog posts he was heading home
[11:25:26 PM] Mando 寒山: He's right where he has to be,
[11:25:31 PM] Oceanstuck: but that blog post was glitchy so
[11:25:55 PM] Kidpichu: he wasn't heading home
[11:26:03 PM] Kidpichu: its a trap D8
[11:26:20 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Im not sure what we should do
[11:26:24 PM] Eve Sim: i've been assuming he's at the fishery
[11:26:26 PM] Oceanstuck: well yeah why do you think i made note of the fact that the post was hijacked
[11:26:29 PM] Mando 寒山: Do what we've always done
[11:26:49 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: mando
[11:26:51 PM] Oceanstuck: if its soaring im led to believe that might not be the best idea
[11:26:55 PM] Helper: I have been informed a new message awaits you from a messenger....but not the current one. How odd.
[11:26:58 PM] Oceanstuck: i mean
[11:27:02 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: what?
[11:27:21 PM] Oceanstuck: doug asked us to send mason away and dougs kinda compromised
[11:27:22 PM] Helper: What indeed.
[11:27:36 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Indeed
[11:27:47 PM] Oceanstuck: mhm
[11:28:04 PM] Oceanstuck: so whats this about another messenger
[11:28:08 PM] Grey: Someone who isn't the Grey person?
[11:28:12 PM] Grey: how odd
[11:28:33 PM] Wolfcat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6ubbT8Z2oE
[11:28:34 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: helper, do you know the identity of the messanger? or know what time period they are from?
[11:28:44 PM] Wolfcat: It is the video.
[11:28:56 PM] Oceanstuck: oh
[11:28:57 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: did that just get posted
[11:29:03 PM] Wolfcat: Yes
[11:29:08 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: o
[11:29:09 PM] Oceanstuck: yeah
[11:29:15 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: it hasn't been sent to my email yet
[11:29:25 PM] Wolfcat: He's looking at a radio tower
[11:29:33 PM] Wolfcat: something Mando just talked about
[11:29:38 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: oh my
[11:29:39 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: mando
[11:29:41 PM] Oceanstuck: hwat
[11:29:42 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: do you know things we dont
[11:29:43 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: also
[11:29:50 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: since im a demon can i get in on it
[11:30:00 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: HOLY CRAP
[11:30:09 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: That the video spooked me
[11:30:17 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: ;-;
[11:30:20 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: T-Mobile
[11:30:24 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Mandooooooo
[11:30:27 PM] Oceanstuck: i havent watched it all yet
[11:30:39 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: MANDOOOO
[11:30:49 PM] Eve Sim: fking jump scares...
[11:31:07 PM] Kidpichu: guys whats that red message at the scream?
[11:31:17 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: guys
[11:31:22 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: theres a vocaroo link that's broken
[11:31:31 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: http://gyazo.com/0b8ae06acd4ca0c8713fff7c8305ca1f
[11:31:33 PM] Eve Sim: Yes, at the end
[11:31:33 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: thats at the end
[11:31:37 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: ill get the red text
[11:32:10 PM] Grey: what's s0K0II
[11:32:24 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: it coud be the missing part of the URL
[11:32:24 PM] Wolfcat: three blanks
[11:32:27 PM] Wolfcat: six I mean
[11:32:50 PM] Oceanstuck: plugging it in
[11:32:59 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0K0IIRd1rFi
[11:33:06 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: this may not be it
[11:33:12 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: yeah not it
[11:33:20 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: maybe its a cipher?
[11:33:25 PM] Oceanstuck: ninjad
(grey posts a screencap of part of the video)
[11:34:32 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Hmm
[11:34:51 PM] Oceanstuck: i sense an incoming moogle
[11:34:57 PM] Wolfcat: guys
[11:34:58 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Kupo
[11:35:27 PM] Mando 寒山: Shhhhhh
[11:35:28 PM] Kidpichu: yes?
(wolf posts psychology notes)
[11:35:30 PM] *** Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙) has changed the conversation topic to "Internet Detectives (Last Update: Helper Video - 3/30)" ***
[11:35:33 PM] Wolfcat: Six Blanks
[11:35:42 PM] Wolfcat: Look at the top right corner
[11:35:47 PM] Wolfcat: Six blanks in the vocaroo link
[11:35:51 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: oh my
[11:35:55 PM] Oceanstuck: o shit
[11:36:00 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: that alphabet is screwy
[11:36:13 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: could that be a different shift than the default one?
[11:36:26 PM] Oceanstuck: ??
[11:37:11 PM] Oceanstuck: do you mean like
[11:37:13 PM] Oceanstuck: a crypto
[11:37:17 PM] Oceanstuck: or a keyed caesar
[11:37:18 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: nevermind
[11:37:18 PM] Mando 寒山: Six blanks, sure But do you think they mean anything
[11:37:19 PM] Oceanstuck: or something
[11:37:24 PM] Wolfcat: [9:23 PM] Mando 寒山:
<<< Didn't know T-Mobile was allowed to put random cell towers so close to schools.
[11:37:31 PM] Grey: what about the letters we got from the videos, channel, and that one page from YSHDT
[11:37:36 PM] Wolfcat: I always thought this looked like a school (posts orange)
[11:37:44 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: mando how did you know what happened in the video before it was posted
[11:37:52 PM] Grey: He probably saw and made a joke
[11:37:54 PM] Mando 寒山: [11:36 PM] Grey:
<<< what about the letters we got from the videos, channel, and that one page from YSHDTI don't think so
[11:37:56 PM] Grey: and didn't tell us
[11:38:10 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: mando
[11:38:18 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: if you things they dont
[11:38:27 PM] Mando 寒山: [11:37 PM] Grey:
<<< He probably saw and made a joke???
[11:38:27 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: can we make a truce as demons
[11:38:36 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: mando have you seen the N video
[11:38:37 PM] Oceanstuck: if you things they dont
[11:38:50 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6ubbT8Z2oE&hd=1
[11:38:58 PM] Mando 寒山: Of course I have dude
[11:39:07 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: mando, if you know things they ont, can i know some of it because im a demon too?
[11:39:11 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: demon buddies :D
[11:39:26 PM] Oceanstuck: is helper still here
[11:39:26 PM] Wolfcat: counting the youtube page and the video titles, we get these letters
[11:39:26 PM] Wolfcat: M N E R S
[11:39:38 PM] Mando 寒山: I don't know what I know man
PS, remember to check your homes
[11:39:47 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: check your homes how....
[11:39:48 PM] Oceanstuck: hm?
[11:39:57 PM] Oceanstuck: why
[11:40:14 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: hold on somones knocking at my door
[11:40:20 PM] Oceanstuck: thorin no
[11:40:20 PM] Grey: wouldn't it be M S R E N
[11:40:35 PM] Wolfcat: If you go by upload date yes
[11:40:40 PM] Grey: ha Ms. Ren
[11:40:45 PM] Grey: wait what
[11:41:01 PM] Wolfcat: It could eventually spell out a scrambled version of 'Messenger'
[11:41:05 PM] *** Helper has left ***
[11:41:08 PM] Mando 寒山: Bye bye
[11:41:10 PM] Oceanstuck: and there he goes
[11:41:10 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: bai

Summary

Helper claims to have finished his business with the Mexican drug cartel. He also informs them of a new upload on the M YouTube channel.

4/7/15 - Chat with Helper - Skype (Internet Detectives)

[1:14:05 AM] *** Helper joined. ***
[1:14:11 AM] Oceanstuck: ohai
[1:14:35 AM] Helper: Ehrm.
[1:14:42 AM] Oceanstuck: is it just me or am i always here when you show up
[1:14:46 AM] Helper: Hello adventurers!
[1:14:52 AM] Oceanstuck: sup
[1:15:00 AM] Kidpichu: psst ocean who is black for helper?
[1:15:06 AM] Wolfcat: Hello... Helper.
[1:15:11 AM] The Sun: black for helper?
[1:15:15 AM] Oceanstuck: psst ocean who is black for helper?dont ask me
[1:15:25 AM] Helper: I do not recall if you have been in my previous meetings.
[1:15:36 AM] Oceanstuck: then pretend i didnt say anything
[1:15:43 AM] Kidpichu: ?
[1:15:58 AM] Captain King Kim-Jong CircleHunter Dedede Desdinova's Career of Evil V: Someone recording this?
[1:16:01 AM] Mando 寒山: Yooo Helpz
[1:16:02 AM] Oceanstuck: me
[1:16:04 AM] Oceanstuck: as usual
[1:16:39 AM] Oceanstuck: so what brings you here help
[1:16:39 AM] Kidpichu: thank chu ocean chu the best <3
[1:17:18 AM] Oceanstuck: helper?
[1:17:45 AM] The Sun: Jesus have some patience or some shit
[1:17:46 AM] The Sun: I mean
[1:17:50 AM] The Sun: He runs drugs 4 a living
[1:17:57 AM] Helper: I would like to inform you all of a message given to me. I am no longer a messanger, but I will do such tasks as this if the time calls for it.
[1:18:20 AM] Oceanstuck: a message huh
[1:18:49 AM] Helper: The time will come
[1:19:03 AM] Helper: Is what I have been sent to say.
[1:19:19 AM] Oceanstuck: huh
[1:19:31 AM] Oceanstuck: gimme a sec
[1:19:42 AM] Helper: There may have been more to the message, but I could not hear under the gurgling noises.
[1:19:45 AM] Captain King Kim-Jong CircleHunter Dedede Desdinova's Career of Evil V: i didnt have the patience to save it but have this
[1:19:46 AM] Captain King Kim-Jong CircleHunter Dedede Desdinova's Career of Evil V: http://gyazo.com/c0c924937f175293799bfc2d8ea18513
[1:19:54 AM] Captain King Kim-Jong CircleHunter Dedede Desdinova's Career of Evil V: OH hello
[1:19:57 AM] The Sun: looks gay
[1:20:11 AM] The Sun: I like it
[1:20:22 AM] Captain King Kim-Jong CircleHunter Dedede Desdinova's Career of Evil V: yay
[1:20:27 AM] Helper: Hello, demon.
[1:20:42 AM] Captain King Kim-Jong CircleHunter Dedede Desdinova's Career of Evil V: tried to find the cheesiest fonts possible without using comic sans or papyrus
[1:20:53 AM] The Sun: Arial
[1:21:09 AM] Oceanstuck: perfect timing
[1:21:37 AM] Kidpichu: <3 i will watch it ever friday
[1:21:44 AM] Helper: Do you request more of me, adventurers?
[1:21:50 AM] Captain King Kim-Jong CircleHunter Dedede Desdinova's Career of Evil V: yeah i got a prime time slot on tbs' friday lineup
[1:21:53 AM] Captain King Kim-Jong CircleHunter Dedede Desdinova's Career of Evil V: hit the big time
[1:22:00 AM] The Sun: TBS?
[1:22:05 AM] The Sun: Almost as bad as fox.
[1:22:36 AM] Kidpichu: uuh is this a merperson message?
[1:22:37 AM] Oceanstuck: uh sure helper
[1:22:40 AM] Oceanstuck: um
[1:22:52 AM] Oceanstuck: i have a question
[1:22:56 AM] Helper: Of course not.
[1:23:13 AM] Helper: Merpeople no longer appreciate my company.
[1:23:16 AM] Oceanstuck: has anything unusual been flying in the area around the fishery
[1:23:37 AM] Oceanstuck: Merpeople no longer appreciate my company.also that sounds like an obscure incident that intrigues me in its bizareness
[1:23:45 AM] Helper: I do not believe so, but I haven't been there in a while.
[1:23:54 AM] Oceanstuck: oh
[1:23:58 AM] Helper: On account of the death and all.
[1:24:02 AM] Oceanstuck: i was just wondering since we tried something recently
[1:24:36 AM] Helper: The merpeople do not take kindly to the ones who save their quarry.
[1:24:47 AM] The Sun: What did you guys do?
[1:25:04 AM] Oceanstuck: merpeople exist?
[1:25:04 AM] Captain King Kim-Jong CircleHunter Dedede Desdinova's Career of Evil V: We kind of
[1:25:06 AM] Captain King Kim-Jong CircleHunter Dedede Desdinova's Career of Evil V: Stole Doug
[1:25:11 AM] Captain King Kim-Jong CircleHunter Dedede Desdinova's Career of Evil V: Or attempted to, anyway
[1:25:11 AM] Oceanstuck: wait what am i saying im a water spirit
[1:25:12 AM] The Sun: wat
[1:25:14 AM] Oceanstuck: of course they exist
[1:25:46 AM] Helper: They exist just the same as alligators and the bermuda triangle do.
[1:26:05 AM] Oceanstuck: describe them
[1:26:13 AM] Captain King Kim-Jong CircleHunter Dedede Desdinova's Career of Evil V: we did four actions at one time and i'm not even sure it did anything
[1:26:18 AM] Helper: They are pretty fishy.
[1:26:23 AM] The Sun: wat
[1:26:25 AM] Kidpichu: XD
[1:26:29 AM] Oceanstuck: :P
[1:26:33 AM] The Sun: Ah, it doesn't matter.
[1:26:39 AM] The Sun: #fuckthefish
[1:26:41 AM] Kidpichu: how about dragons?
[1:26:55 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: IM SO FUCKING PISSED BUT ALSO EXITED ITS 2 HOURS UNTILL ITS TECHNICALLY MY BIRTHDAY
[1:27:07 AM] Oceanstuck: ooh
[1:27:08 AM] Kidpichu: omg 8D
[1:27:12 AM] Helper: I am not sure dragons will help you.
[1:27:13 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: BUT HOES AT MY SCHOOL TRYING TO CLOSE MY LAPTOP BROKE THE FUCKING HINGE
[1:27:21 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: oh hi helper
[1:27:23 AM] Oceanstuck: that sucks
[1:27:25 AM] Helper: Happy birthday, adventurer.
[1:27:33 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: didn't realize you were here, sorry about screaming like that
[1:27:34 AM] Helper: I may get you a gift.
[1:27:36 AM] Kidpichu: HAPPY ALMOST BIRTHDAY
[1:27:39 AM] Oceanstuck: hahahaha
[1:27:40 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Ooh
[1:27:41 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: :D
[1:27:44 AM] Oceanstuck: ooh get him something good
[1:27:47 AM] Helper: Anyways.
[1:27:59 AM] Helper: I am surprised none of you asked whom the sender was.
[1:28:12 AM] Oceanstuck: i was gonna get to that eventually
[1:28:16 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: sorry for disrupting, I just was dropping in to share some rage. Somone fill me in on whats happening tomorrow
[1:28:19 AM] Wolfcat: Was it Mason by any chance?
[1:28:20 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Cya guys
[1:28:25 AM] Oceanstuck: seeya thorin
[1:28:35 AM] Helper: The wolf man hit the nail on the point.
[1:28:45 AM] Oceanstuck: so it was mason
[1:28:46 AM] Wolfcat: He did say his basement was flooding
[1:28:48 AM] Wolfcat: oh no
[1:28:49 AM] Wolfcat: gurgling
[1:28:53 AM] Helper: It is Mason who has sent it.
[1:28:57 AM] Oceanstuck: ...shit
[1:29:05 AM] Helper: Soon it will be Mason.
[1:29:07 AM] Helper: Or...
[1:29:20 AM] Helper: You know.
[1:29:33 AM] Oceanstuck: You know.:?
[1:29:44 AM] Helper: He'll be dead soon if the weather doesn't change for the better.
[1:29:52 AM] Kidpichu: D:
[1:29:54 AM] Captain King Kim-Jong CircleHunter Dedede Desdinova's Career of Evil V: oh fuck
[1:29:58 AM] Oceanstuck: define better
[1:30:14 AM] Wolfcat: uuugh I can't solve this cipher
[1:30:15 AM] Kidpichu: dawn make it better please?
[1:30:21 AM] Helper: It is currently downpouring.
[1:30:26 AM] The Sun: Fuk no.
[1:30:28 AM] The Sun: He dies
[1:30:30 AM] The Sun: I win
[1:30:31 AM] Oceanstuck: ohh
[1:30:37 AM] Kidpichu: i'll let you eat a puppy?
[1:30:51 AM] Wolfcat: But other-helper will probably start the rain again
[1:30:51 AM] Kidpichu: and add a kitten?
[1:31:00 AM] Oceanstuck: are you sure
[1:31:03 AM] Wolfcat: But we can still try
[1:31:08 AM] Oceanstuck: ok
[1:31:28 AM] Kidpichu: is there a way to freeze other helper?
[1:31:29 AM] Helper: Mason is stuck inside a storm drain, if any of you were worried about what situation he is in.
[1:31:49 AM] Oceanstuck: how did he get in a storm drain
[1:32:01 AM] Kidpichu: D: did he try to meet the tmnt?
[1:32:02 AM] Helper: Yes, how?
[1:32:16 AM] Kidpichu: cause that's happened...
[1:32:16 AM] Helper: It seems like an odd place to hang around.
[1:32:50 AM] The Tylep: yes
[1:32:53 AM] Ifrit [KILL ALL NORMIES]: OI BRUV CHEK MY BEATZ https://clyp.it/4jg15sqr
[1:32:55 AM] *** The Tylep awakens ***
[1:32:57 AM] Helper: Or...drown in.
[1:33:01 AM] Oceanstuck: ifrit not now
[1:33:03 AM] Ifrit [KILL ALL NORMIES]: srsly tho what do u guys think of that
[1:33:13 AM] The Tylep: wo hot as fuk fam
[1:33:20 AM] Ifrit [KILL ALL NORMIES]: #fireemoji
[1:33:31 AM] The Tylep: like right off the bat in the first 5 seconds
[1:33:35 AM] Kidpichu: fritty can you not
[1:33:52 AM] Ifrit [KILL ALL NORMIES]: im trying to convince gf to scream nonsense about drugs and occultism over it a la crystal castles
[1:33:54 AM] Wolfcat: Someone wanna try song of storms?
[1:33:57 AM] Oceanstuck: i wanna post storms right now
[1:33:58 AM] Ifrit [KILL ALL NORMIES]: but she hasn't done it yet
[1:34:04 AM] Wolfcat: try it
[1:34:07 AM] Oceanstuck: but im looking for a video to save me the time itd take to record
[1:34:21 AM] Kidpichu: do eet
[1:34:34 AM] Wolfcat: meanwhile lets think of an alternative
[1:34:35 AM] Captain King Kim-Jong CircleHunter Dedede Desdinova's Career of Evil V: Helper 2 was able to use the OST video to keep it going
[1:34:47 AM] Oceanstuck: o yeah
[1:34:53 AM] Helper: I really must get going now, however.
[1:35:08 AM] Captain King Kim-Jong CircleHunter Dedede Desdinova's Career of Evil V: Thank you for the advice, Helper
[1:35:10 AM] Kidpichu: thanks helper
[1:35:18 AM] Wolfcat: Thanks Helper, and goodbye
[1:35:21 AM] Oceanstuck: buh bye
[1:35:30 AM] Helper: If the weather does change, I am unsure I would like to be outside when it happens.
[1:35:37 AM] Helper: Good day!
[1:35:41 AM] *** Helper has left ***

Summary

Helper informs the players that Mason has been trapped within a storm drain that is currently filling with water.

4/22/15 - Chat with Helper - Skype (Internet Detectives)

[10:31:00 PM] *** Helper joined. ***
[10:31:07 PM] Mando 寒山: oh no not this asshole
[10:31:18 PM] Mando 寒山: i mean
[10:31:18 PM] Mando 寒山: hello
[10:31:20 PM] Wolfcat: Helper <3<3<3
[10:31:20 PM] Helper: Oh, okay.
[10:31:23 PM] Helper: Bye, adventurers!
[10:31:27 PM] Mando 寒山: goodbye
[10:31:28 PM] *** Helper has left ***
[10:31:32 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Oh hi
[10:31:34 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: whayt
[10:31:34 PM] Tylep the rotaerc: LOL
[10:31:35 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: aw
[10:31:38 PM] Tylep the rotaerc: DYING
[10:31:38 PM] Oceanstuck: nice going mando
[10:31:40 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: ;-; helper I love you come baaack
[10:31:46 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: also ocean
[10:31:47 PM] Wolfcat: :c helper (hb)
[10:31:49 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: my dropbox is full
[10:31:49 PM] Mando 寒山: no problem I'll be here all week
[10:31:50 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: again
[10:32:01 PM] Oceanstuck: nooo D:
[10:32:08 PM] *** Helper joined. ***
[10:32:12 PM] Oceanstuck: also we have 2 copies of fnafb so
[10:32:15 PM] Mando 寒山: Oh no not THIS asshole
[10:32:22 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: HI HELPER I LOVE YOU
[10:32:24 PM] Helper: Oh okay.
[10:32:39 PM] Helper: Anyways, hello adventurers!
[10:32:42 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: So, how's it going helper? :D
[10:32:49 PM] Helper: I am here to deliver a message.
[10:32:56 PM] Kidpichu: I like delivered messages
[10:32:56 PM] Mando 寒山: The message isAsparagus
[10:33:00 PM] Wolfcat: WHAT COULD IT MEAN
[10:33:16 PM] Eve: Hi Helper!
[10:33:20 PM] Kidpichu: I keep dozing off
[10:33:24 PM] Helper: As I have lost my hat, and you heroes clearly are not on top of things, this message has been somewhat delayed.
[10:33:28 PM] Oceanstuck: hello helper
[10:33:29 PM] Helper: By about fourteen days.
[10:33:34 PM] Kidpichu: D:
[10:33:37 PM] Mando 寒山: Sorry buddy I tried telling them how to play games but they just don't listen
[10:33:47 PM] Helper: Yes!
[10:34:02 PM] Oceanstuck: ok this is just the worst time for my internet to stop working
[10:34:06 PM] Oceanstuck: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
[10:34:10 PM] Helper: As it just so happens, you have not gone down the rabbit hole!
[10:34:11 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: http://gyazo.com/f9a3447305353bd4c0a3100f78decf04
[10:34:11 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: :L
[10:34:20 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: is that a good thing?
[10:34:26 PM] Mando 寒山: guys this is important listen up
[10:34:29 PM] Oceanstuck: dont mind me helps im just frustrated grumble grumble
[10:34:47 PM] Kidpichu: Helper how do we find the rabbit hole?
[10:34:50 PM] Mando 寒山: Should I tell mugen
[10:34:52 PM] Helper: Or, more precicely, you guys "Missed something fucking big and apparent"
[10:34:52 PM] Mando 寒山: JK
[10:34:57 PM] Mando 寒山: Yes
[10:35:01 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: oh
[10:35:09 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: so in other words we're all idiots?
[10:35:16 PM] Mando 寒山: wel
[10:35:18 PM] Helper: And that "Someone died because of your fuck up".
[10:35:19 PM] Kidpichu: I'm sick
[10:35:24 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: oh god
[10:35:31 PM] Mando 寒山: Oh thank god we killed Patrem
[10:35:40 PM] Helper: Not my words, I tell you!
[10:35:40 PM] Mando 寒山: ARG saved
[10:35:42 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Who did we kill?
[10:35:56 PM] Helper: This came straight from your questgiver!
[10:36:02 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Oh god
[10:36:06 PM] Mando 寒山: Who's dead
[10:36:08 PM] Mando 寒山: Who got murked
[10:36:20 PM] Mando 寒山: Who dropped the spaghetti on the linoleum at papa johns
[10:36:32 PM] Kidpichu: can it be me
[10:36:33 PM] Kidpichu: ?
[10:36:42 PM] Helper: I have no clue!
[10:36:46 PM] Kidpichu: D: that was awful
[10:37:11 PM] Helper: I just know that finding out what it is should be priority number one.
[10:37:28 PM] Helper: Well, good day!
[10:37:36 PM] Helper: Try not to kill anyone else.
[10:37:37 PM] Mando 寒山: Seeya buddy
[10:37:39 PM] Helper: Murderers.
[10:37:40 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Bye helper!
[10:37:43 PM] Mando 寒山: I can't promise
[10:37:43 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: ;-;
[10:37:44 PM] *** Helper has left ***
[10:37:52 PM] Mando 寒山: So we killed someone
[10:37:54 PM] Mando 寒山: That's good
[10:37:55 PM] Mando 寒山: Progress
[10:38:02 PM] Wolfcat: Mason I guess

Summary

Helper informs the players that they've missing something big. Because of this, someone has supposedly died.

5/3/15 - Chat with Helper - Skype (Internet Detectives)

[5:48:37 AM] *** Helper joined. ***
[5:48:44 AM] Oceanstuck: its gone again
[5:48:45 AM] Oceanstuck: ohai helper
[5:48:49 AM] Helper: What did you do.
[5:48:54 AM] Archery 2000: hello helper
[5:48:57 AM] Oceanstuck: fucked up apparently
[5:49:08 AM] Helper: More than that.
[5:49:10 AM] Dovid Magady: We pissed off doug.
[5:49:15 AM] Helper: Fix it.
[5:49:18 AM] Dovid Magady: What were the repercussions of that?
[5:49:20 AM] Oceanstuck: how
[5:49:22 AM] *** Helper has left ***
[5:49:24 AM] Dovid Magady: How?
[5:49:35 AM] Oceanstuck: god dammit
[5:49:40 AM] Dovid Magady: HOW THE FUCK WAS THAT FUCKING HELPFUL

Summary

After posting the Bomb Plans and cutting off contact with Doug, Helper tells the players to fix their mistake.

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Lunar Children	Figures Luna • Patrem • Tenebris LinkMoon Children: Mr. D • The First GiantHarbingers: Doug Lunar Children: Douglas • The Second GiantHarbingers: Jadusable Moon Children: Alex Hall • The Third GiantMoon Children: Spencer • The Fourth Giant Elder Children Alan Alphonse • Ezekiel Konrad • Jennifer • Kylie • LiquidSaintHarbingers: SKM • MattRMoon Children: Ifrit • Vincent AdamsHarbingers: Jacob Members Alignak • Carla • Cici849 • Daniel • Douglas • Eddie • George • HarryM1 • Hina616 • Hope • Jarilo333Moon Children: Jeremy Jarvis • Jie_Lin_HunterL • Jason • Kalfu9000 • KevinMoon Children: Insidiae • Losna152 • Luke • Mason • Sheepdog • Sin_Yarikh • 1_Tsukuyomi_1
Moon Children	Moderators Chris • SpencerLunar Children: The Third Giant • IfritLunar Children: MattR • InsidiaeLunar Children: Kevin • Mr. DLunar Children: Tenebris Link Members Alex HallHarbingers: Jadusable Lunar Children: The Second Giant • Ben Hubbard • Danielle • David • Diana Hubbard • Hank Hubbard • Jeremy JarvisLunar Children: Jarilo333 • RemHarbingers: Kayd Hendricks • Rosa • The Old Man • Thomas • William Reynolds
Astral Observatory	Astral Children IsocelesAssassinHacker Group: The Gray Man • Kaiden_Zoromichi • moonman31 • Nocta • NotAHoax_M12 • Samuel Charleston • YugiHarbingers: José • yuukichan Hacker Group GHOSTBABEL • Seth • Dusk • The Gray ManAstral Observatory: IsocelesAssassin
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 <h2>Personality</h2>
-Helper has a very jovial personality, greeting the players in an upbeat manner regardless of the situation. Often referring to them as "adventurers", Helper appears to perceive everything around him as if it were a fantasy game of sorts, referring to "questgivers", "heroines", and "demons". Despite his often cheerful demeanor, Helper often comes off as a bit spiteful and sarcastic in his wording - likely due to him often losing possession of his prized hat.
+Helper has a very jovial personality, greeting the players in an upbeat manner regardless of the situation. Often referring to players as "adventurers", Helper appears to perceive everything around him as if it were a fantasy game of sorts, referring to "questgivers", "heroines", and "demons". Despite his often cheerful demeanor, Helper often comes off as a bit spiteful and sarcastic in his wording - likely due to him often losing possession of his prized hat.
 <h2>Archive</h2>
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 <h3>Conversations</h3>
+<div class="transcriptsum mw-collapsible mw-collapsed">
+<p style="display:inline;">
+<b>
+/7/15 - Chat with Helper - Within Hubris (JiD Thread)
+</b>
+</p>
+<div class="mw-collapsible-content"><poem>
+ADULT_LINK 9:01 PM: ((The "New Wave Bossa Nova" is submitted))
+<span class="vip">Helper 9:02 PM: "Do you have need of assistance, adventurer?"</span>
+Eve 9:03 PM: "We need to help Douglas, how can we?"
+<span class="vip">Helper 9:05 PM: "I'm not particularly sure. Has he lost his mail?"</span>
+ADULT_LINK 9:07 PM: "No, he seems to have gone missing. He may have lost his mail as well though."
+<span class="vip">Helper 9:10 PM: "Ooh, that's droll. I may be able to find him, which will take me a fair bit. However, I will find the perpetrator who has taken his mail! Thank you for bringing this information to light, adventurer!"</span>
+Seeker 9:10 PM: "Dont forget his marbles."
+<span class="vip">Helper 9:12 PM: "That reminds me of when I was a child, fair maiden! I used to love my marbles, with small hornets encased inside."</span>
+Mugen Kagemaru 9:14 PM: "Beware the Twelfth Tribe, they observe too much."
+<span class="vip">Helper 9:17 PM: "That's dumb."</span>
+ADULT_LINK 9:17 PM: "I agree"
+Dawn 9:18 PM: "How heavy is the package that you carry?"
+<span class="vip">Helper 9:20 PM: "I am not currently in possession of any package. However, I assure you that I deliver quite large packages, demon."</span>
+Eve 9:21 PM: "#rekt"
+Mugen Kagemaru 9:22 PM: "That's no demon, my friend. That's just the Sun."
+Dawn 9:22 PM: ""demon." y"
+<span class="vip">Helper 9:24 PM: "You know why, villain. You seek to create what the others do not."</span>
+Eve 9:25 PM: "Helper, if you find our friend Douglas. Can you deliver him to his home?"
+Mugen Kagemaru 9:25 PM: ""You seek to create what the others do not." What would that be?"
+<span class="vip">Helper 9:28 PM: "<i>"Helper, if you find our friend Douglas. Can you deliver him to his home?"</i> I am not sure he would be able to survive with a lack of oxygen, maiden."</span>
+<span class="vip">Helper 9:28 PM: "<i>"What would that be?"</i> The near opposite of what you wish, adventurer."</span>
+Seeker 9:30 PM: "Why not add oxygen tanks and some snacks in the box, it can be lifesize. Just a though..here.."
+Mugen Kagemaru: "And what would be the near opposite of what we wish?"
+<span class="vip">Helper 9:35 PM: "Obviously the near opposite of what you wish, adventurer!"</span>
+</poem>
+</div>
+</div>
+<div class="summary">
+<p class="fauxheader">Summary</p>
+<div class="fadediv"></div>
+<ul>
+<li>
+Helper chats with the [[players]] on the [[Within Hubris Forums]]. The ask him to rescue [[Doug]] from [[The Fishery]].
+</li>
+</ul>
+</div>
+<div class="transcriptsum mw-collapsible mw-collapsed">
+<p style="display:inline;">
+<b>
+/7/15 - Chat with Helper - Within Hubris (JiD Thread)
+</b>
+</p>
+<div class="mw-collapsible-content"><poem>
+<span class="vip">Helper 9:35 PM: "I have found what you seek. DAMAGED. He is where you imagined he would be, adventurer." {{#simple-tooltip-img: http://johnisdead.withinhubris.com/images/a/ae/Lens.png | This message was originally a Base64 cipher encoded by a Caesar cipher.<br />- Solved by Unknown}}
+Helper 9:39 PM: "i am not a hero"
+Helper 9:58 PM: ((An audio file containing an SSTV signal depicting Helper's Hat sitting in a pool of blood is posted))</span> <span class="ext-link">[[File:viewimage.png|frameless|link=http://johnisdead.withinhubris.com/images/a/a8/DED_HELPER_%28RIP%29.jpg|target=_blank]]</span>
+Eve 10:09 PM: "Helper? Are you still there?"
+<span class="vip">Helper 10:10 PM: "That insect has been dealt with."</span>
+</poem>
+</div>
+</div>
+<div class="summary">
+<p class="fauxheader">Summary</p>
+<div class="fadediv"></div>
+<ul>
+<li>
+Helper arrives at [[The Fishery]] and is promptly killed.
+</li>
+</ul>
+</div>
+<div class="transcriptsum mw-collapsible mw-collapsed">
+<p style="display:inline;">
+<b>
+/8/15 - Chat with Helper - Skype (Internet Detectives)
+</b>
+</p>
+<div class="mw-collapsible-content"><poem>
+<span class="vip">[4:00:22  PM]  ***  Helper  joined.  ***</span>
+[4:00:35  PM]  ***  Kidpichu  is  confused  ***
+[4:00:36  PM]  ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ:  helper?
+[4:00:37  PM]  Wolfcat:  We  should  Mass  Debate  together  over  this  issue
+[4:00:37  PM]  Archery  2000:  o.m.g.
+[4:00:48  PM]  Archery  2000:  they  really  are  listening  to  the  chat
+<span class="vip">[4:00:57  PM]  Helper:  Hello  adventurers!</span>
+[4:00:58  PM]  ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ:  Hi  helper!  :D
+[4:01:00  PM]  Wolfcat:  Hello!
+[4:01:01  PM]  Archery  2000:  hi!
+[4:01:03  PM]  Captain  Desdinova:  Hey!
+[4:01:04  PM]  Kidpichu:  XD
+[4:01:09  PM]  Helix  236:  hi
+[4:01:10  PM]  ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ:  so  what  happened?
+[4:01:12  PM]  Le  lune  'Jayckup':  Helper!
+[4:01:14  PM]  Archery  2000:  who  is  the  postman?
+[4:01:14  PM]  Kidpichu:  oh  hello  ^-^
+<span class="vip">[4:01:24  PM]  Helper:  You  seem  to  be  excited  to  meet  me.</span>
+[4:01:25  PM]  Grey:  What  was  that  pixie  picture  I  don't  even
+[4:01:32  PM]  Archery  2000:  yes  we  are
+<span class="vip">[4:01:33  PM]  Helper:  Again.</span>
+[4:01:33  PM]  ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ:  Indeed  we  are
+[4:01:42  PM]  Archery  2000:  indeed
+[4:01:45  PM]  ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ:  so  what  happened  a  while  ago
+[4:01:56  PM]  Kidpichu:  are  you  well?
+[4:02:11  PM]  eve  sim:  Hi,  sorry  I  killed  you
+[4:02:13  PM]  Wolfcat:  Are  you  dead?
+[4:02:29  PM]  Skype:  do  you  like  yugioh?
+[4:02:54  PM]  ***  Skype  gives  helper  premium  ***
+<span class="vip">[4:03:09  PM]  Helper:  Sadly,  I  am  no  longer  a  messanger.</span>
+[4:03:12  PM]  ***  Skype  premium  ***
+[4:03:23  PM  |  Edited  4:03:29  PM]  ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ:  did  you  lose  your  hat?
+[4:03:23  PM]  Grey:  I  actually  haven't  met  you  before  Helper.  So  I  can  be  excited  if  I  want.
+[4:03:33  PM]  Archery  2000:  did  you  lose  your  hat?
+[4:03:56  PM]  Kidpichu:  why?
+<span class="vip">[4:04:30  PM]  Helper:  Yes,  I  have  lost  an  important  part  of  my  person,  adventurer.</span>
+[4:04:35  PM]  ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ:  Aww,  that  sucks
+[4:04:35  PM]  Le  lune  'Jayckup':  helper,  Im  happy  that  you  are  alive.
+[4:04:44  PM]  Le  lune  'Jayckup':  Can  we  get  it  back?
+<span class="vip">[4:04:49  PM]  Helper:  I  do  not  feel  alive.</span>
+[4:04:54  PM]  Helix  236:  can  we  help  you  get  it  back?
+[4:05:00  PM]  Archery  2000:  can  we  help  you?
+<span class="vip">[4:05:10  PM]  Helper:  I  do  not  have  a  person  any  longer.</span>
+[4:05:18  PM]  Le  lune  'Jayckup':  How  do  you  mean?
+[4:05:21  PM]  ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ:  Were  you  ascended?
+[4:05:24  PM]  Skype: <nowiki>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVTXPUF4Oz4 </nowiki>
+[4:05:27  PM]  Le  lune  'Jayckup':  Ill  give  you  a  person.
+[4:05:29  PM]  Archery  2000:  who  was  your  person?
+[4:05:29  PM]  Kidpichu:  D:
+[4:05:38  PM]  Wolfcat:  Such  as  in masks.txt I'm  guessing
+[4:05:41  PM]  eve  sim:  Again,  I'm  sorry.
+<span class="vip">[4:05:52  PM]  Helper:  I  am  without  a  body.  A  most  peculiar  predicament.</span>
+[4:06:11  PM]  Grey:  Must  be  hard  to  chat  on  skype  from  the  spirit  world.
+<span class="vip">[4:06:45  PM]  Helper:  I  do  not  know  what  has  happened  to  me.</span>
+[4:06:46  PM]  Archery  2000:  what  is  the  last  thing  you  recall  from  when  you  have  your  body?
+[4:06:47  PM]  Wolfcat:  Who  sent  you  to  the  shadow  realm?  [4:06:50  PM]  Archery  2000:  ah  I  see
+[4:07:15  PM]  eve  sim:  Can  we  help  you  somehow?
+[4:07:36  PM]  Helix  236:  did  something  happen  when  you  sleep?
+[4:07:43  PM]  Archery  2000:  is  there  anything  you  can  recall  that  might  help  us  aid  you?
+<span class="vip">[4:07:52  PM]  Helper:  I  do  not  remember  much  past  yesterday.</span>
+[4:07:59  PM]  ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ:  I'm  sorry  D;
+[4:08:03  PM]  Archery  2000:  what  was  the  last  thing  you  were  doing?
+[4:08:05  PM]  Le  lune  'Jayckup':  Do  you  remember  your  name?
+<span class="vip">[4:09:21  PM]  Helper:  Skype?</span>
+[4:09:32  PM]  ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ:  ?
+[4:09:38  PM]  Le  lune  'Jayckup':  What  about  skype?
+[4:09:39  PM]  Skype:  yes?
+[4:09:50  PM]  ***  Skype  updates  ***
+[4:09:54  PM]  Archery  2000:  lol
+[4:09:56  PM]  ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ:  lol
+[4:10:00  PM]  Captain  Desdinova:  lol
+[4:10:00  PM]  Wolfcat:  I'm  guessing  you  don't  know  what  medium  you're  speaking  to  us  in
+<span class="vip">[4:10:22  PM]  Helper:  What  is  skype?</span>
+[4:10:44  PM]  Skype: <nowiki>http://zeldawiki.org/images/thumb/7/7b/MM3D_Postman%27s_Hat.png/745px-MM3D_Postman%27s_Hat.png </nowiki>
+[4:10:52  PM]  Wolfcat:  It's  how  we  are  communicating  with  you,  no  big  deal.
+<span class="vip">[4:10:58  PM]  Helper:  Your  questions  clog  my  ears,  adventurers.</span>
+[4:11:07  PM]  ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ:  Sorry  about  that
+[4:11:19  PM]  Helix  236:  yeah  We're  sorry  T.T
+[4:12:01  PM]  Archery  2000:  do  these  numbers  make  any  sense?
+[4:12:02  PM]  Archery  2000:  25  11  17  14
+[4:12:48  PM]  Archery  2000:  well,  I  was  looking  at  the  message  that  was  unsolved,  and  those  are  the  numbers  needed  to  make  sense  of  each  word  from  Caesar  shifting
+<span class="vip">[4:13:14  PM]  Helper:  I  am  a  corporeal  spirit.  Not  a  mathematician.</span>
+[4:13:23  PM]  Archery  2000:  apologies
+[4:13:53  PM]  eve  sim:  Helper,  how  can  we  help  you?
+[4:13:54  PM  |  Removed  4:14:52  PM]  Wolfcat:  This  message  has  been  removed.
+[4:14:24  PM]  Kidpichu:  guys  one  at  a  time  XD
+[4:16:49  PM]  Archery  2000:  helper,  are  you  still  there?
+<span class="vip">[4:17:43  PM]  Helper:  I  do  not  imagine  you  will  be  able  to  help  me,  adventurers.</span>
+[4:17:54  PM]  ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ:  D;
+[4:19:06  PM]  Grey:  Do  you  know  how  we  can  help  Mason?
+<span class="vip">[4:20:17  PM]  Helper:  Mason  is  in  no  need  of  help  currently,  adventurer.  The  ones  in  need  of  help  are  yourselves.</span>
+[4:20:25  PM]  Archery  2000:  How  can  we  help  ourselves?
+<span class="vip">[4:21:05  PM]  Helper:  By  helping  yourselves,  of  course!</span>
+[4:21:22  PM]  Grey:  There  is  logic  in  what  he  says.
+[4:21:37  PM]  ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ:  What  is  it  we  need  help  with?
+<span class="vip">[4:21:48  PM]  Helper:  Everything.</span>
+[4:21:52  PM]  Wolfcat:  Helper,  can  you  tell  us  what  all  you  remember  before  becoming  a  spirit?  If  anything  at  all.
+[4:21:53  PM]  Captain  Desdinova:  I  love  you,  Helper
+</poem>
+</div>
+</div>
+<div class="summary">
+<p class="fauxheader">Summary</p>
+<div class="fadediv"></div>
+<ul>
+<li>
+Helper informs the [[players]] that he has lost his [[Helper's Hat|hat]], which he describes as a pert of his very being. Because of this, his messenger powers are reduced.
+</li>
+</ul>
+</div>
+<div class="transcriptsum mw-collapsible mw-collapsed">
+<p style="display:inline;">
+<b>
+/14/15 - Chat with Helper - Skype (Internet Detectives)
+</b>
+</p>
+<div class="mw-collapsible-content"><poem>
+<span class="vip">[10:03:07 AM] *** Helper joined. ***</span>
+[10:03:15 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: !!!
+<span class="vip">[10:03:26 AM] Helper: Hello adventurers.</span>
+[10:03:36 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: hi helper
+<span class="vip">[10:04:06 AM] Helper: I would be pleased to know if you've found any leads on the whereabouts of my hat.</span>
+[10:05:19 AM] Wolfcat: I believe we know who has your hat, but we haven't been able to contact him yet.
+<span class="vip">[10:06:12 AM] Helper: I see.</span>
+[10:06:18 AM] Grey: Helper! You're back!
+<span class="vip">[10:06:33 AM] Helper: Hello, tactician!</span>
+[10:06:43 AM] Archery 2000: hey helper!
+[10:06:46 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: so helper
+[10:06:51 AM] Archery 2000: way to go! first thing I see when I wake up ^^
+[10:06:53 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: any luck getting your body back?
+[10:07:42 AM] Mando 寒山: Yo yo yo
+<span class="vip">[10:07:48 AM] Helper: I have not, sadly.</span>
+[10:08:02 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: aw
+[10:08:09 AM] Mando 寒山: What's up helpman
+<span class="vip">[10:08:43 AM] Helper: Not my spirits, sadly.</span>
+[10:09:01 AM] Archery 2000: did something happen?
+[10:09:21 AM] Mando 寒山: I have some free bodies if you want any
+<span class="vip">[10:09:23 AM] Helper: I do not have a body.</span>
+[10:10:00 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: any way we could help?
+<span class="vip">[10:10:27 AM] Helper: I do not see how, adventurer.</span>
+[10:10:40 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: darn
+[10:11:02 AM] Grey: How will we get your hat back to you once we find it?
+[10:11:02 AM] Mando 寒山: Where's your body now
+<span class="vip">[10:11:05 AM] Helper: However, I may have some information you might need during your future endeavors.</span>
+[10:11:13 AM] Archery 2000: and that might be?
+[10:11:18 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: mando, not the time
+[10:11:23 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: we can explain later
+[10:11:45 AM] Mando 寒山: Sure, lay it on us
+<span class="vip">[10:11:54 AM] Helper: I do not know, adventurer. If I knew where my body was, I would be in possession of it.</span>
+[10:12:15 AM] Archery 2000: helper, what is the information you have for us?
+<span class="vip">[10:13:42 AM] Helper: The one you call mason is still alive.</span>
+[10:13:59 AM] Archery 2000: is he in trouble?
+<span class="vip">[10:14:09 AM] Helper: Absolutely not.
+[10:14:20 AM] Helper: He happens to be doing nothing.</span>
+[10:14:32 AM] Eve Sim: That's good to know.
+[10:14:41 AM] Grey: thank goodness he's alive
+[10:14:46 AM] Archery 2000: is he unable to do anything? or is it his choice to do nothing?
+<span class="vip">[10:15:00 AM] Helper: I imagine it is his choice.</span>
+[10:15:08 AM] Eve Sim: I have a question.
+<span class="vip">[10:15:21 AM] Helper: Yes, adventurer?</span>
+[10:15:46 AM] Eve Sim: Do you know if "The Vile Man" will be back soon?
+[10:16:21 AM] Oceanstuck: quickly refreshes yshdt thread out of curiosity
+[10:16:32 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: ocean, helper is back!
+<span class="vip">[10:16:40 AM] Helper: I do not know of which vile man you speak.</span>
+[10:16:44 AM] Oceanstuck: finds an image with the words "azure rebirth" hidden in it and moogen flipping his shit
+[10:16:45 AM] Archery 2000: patrem
+[10:16:45 AM] Eve Sim: Patrem
+[10:16:57 AM] Oceanstuck: o hai helper
+<span class="vip">[10:17:35 AM] Helper: His actions are far outside what I will ever be able to perceive.
+[10:17:47 AM] Helper: So no.</span>
+[10:17:58 AM] Eve Sim: Ok, thank you.
+[10:18:02 AM] Mando 寒山: Oh, I got my internet back. Cool
+[10:18:24 AM] Mando 寒山: Okay so does this Azure Rebirth stuff have anything to do with whatever forum Mugen made or is this a coincidence
+<span class="vip">[10:19:00 AM] Helper: Azure Rebirth?</span>
+[10:19:16 AM] Oceanstuck: shrugs thats what it said
+[10:19:33 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Helper, im not sure how we could explain it to you without confusing you
+[10:19:40 AM] Archery 2000: helper, do you know how our friend Doug is?
+[10:19:45 AM] Grey: It was hidden in a clue we found.
+[10:20:02 AM] Archery 2000: so azure rebirth was hidden in eyes
+<span class="vip">[10:20:07 AM] Helper: I do not know of any Azure Rebirth.</span>
+[10:20:11 AM] Oceanstuck: whats this azure rebirth thing mean anyway
+[10:20:17 AM] Oceanstuck: those of you who actually know
+[10:20:43 AM] *** Oceanstuck added Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙) ***
+[10:20:52 AM | Removed 10:21:10 AM] Archery 2000: This message has been removed.
+<span class="vip">[10:20:52 AM] Helper: Doug is, as far as I know, still in his prison.</span>
+[10:21:02 AM] Archery 2000: I see, is there anything we can do to help him?
+[10:21:03 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: his prison?
+<span class="vip">[10:21:23 AM] Helper: The fishery.</span>
+[10:21:27 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: ah.
+[10:21:29 AM] Oceanstuck: describe the fishery
+[10:21:38 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙): Helper did you get my message earlier?
+<span class="vip">[10:21:44 AM] Helper: My memories are still a little fuzzy.</span>
+[10:21:55 AM] Oceanstuck: try the best you can
+<span class="vip">[10:22:00 AM] Helper: It seemed to be a run down building.
+[10:22:13 AM] Helper: I do not know how else to describe it.</span>
+[10:22:18 AM] Oceanstuck: oh
+[10:22:20 AM] Oceanstuck: well you tried
+<span class="vip">[10:22:31 AM] Helper: I have not gotten your message, adventurer.</span>
+[10:22:38 AM] Archery 2000: is there anything we can do to help doug?
+<span class="vip">[10:22:46 AM] Helper: For I am not in possession of my hat.
+[10:22:58 AM] Helper: I am no longer a messenger.</span>
+[10:23:01 AM] Mando 寒山: [10:21 AM] Helper: <<< It seemed to be a run down building.I do not know how else to describe it.Are there any defining characteristics you can remember? Cars, a sign, etc.
+[10:23:02 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙): Helper, check your Private Messages on here and the forum
+[10:23:06 AM] Oceanstuck: hey has anyone asked about that image with a bunch of our states of residence on it
+[10:23:09 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙): The message is for you
+<span class="vip">[10:23:13 AM] Helper: There were no cars or signs.</span>
+[10:23:27 AM] Mando 寒山: How did you know it was a fishery
+<span class="vip">[10:23:27 AM] Helper: It was near a forested area, I believe.</span>
+[10:23:28 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: the one who we believe to have your had has not been in contact with us for a while
+<span class="vip">[10:23:50 AM] Helper: Because it was a fishery, adventurer!
+[10:24:08 AM] Helper: This is most odd.</span>
+[10:24:15 AM] Archery 2000: what is?
+[10:24:15 AM] Oceanstuck: helper i suggest you try to cut down on the tautologies
+[10:24:18 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: what is?
+<span class="vip">[10:24:23 AM] Helper: You have gotten messages, yes?</span>
+[10:24:33 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙): No
+[10:24:37 AM] Archery 2000: supposedly from you?
+[10:24:38 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: from whom?
+<span class="vip">[10:24:58 AM] Helper: None whatsoever? Not even a video, picture, or hint?</span>
+[10:25:12 AM] Oceanstuck: what kind of messages are we talking
+<span class="vip">[10:25:17 AM] Helper: None other than the messenger, adventurer.</span>
+[10:25:18 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙): Nothing we could consider as such, no.
+<span class="vip">[10:25:30 AM] Helper: I have just listed them, heroine.</span>
+[10:25:39 AM] Oceanstuck: oh
+[10:25:42 AM] Oceanstuck: heroine, huh
+<span class="vip">[10:25:47 AM] Helper: This is most odd indeed.</span>
+[10:25:47 AM] Oceanstuck: i like the sound of that
+[10:25:50 AM] Oceanstuck: ^.^
+[10:25:50 AM] Grey: Do you mean the videos with that weird shadow?
+[10:25:55 AM] Archery 2000: I suppose some could have received messages?
+[10:25:59 AM] Wolfcat: Do you mean, 'M'? Are they our Messenger?
+<span class="vip">[10:26:10 AM] Helper: The one in possession of the hat can share messages.</span>
+[10:26:17 AM] Oceanstuck: mason?
+[10:26:22 AM] Oceanstuck: huh
+[10:26:26 AM] Archery 2000: you have been quite active for the past few days
+[10:26:28 AM] Oceanstuck: kinda weird youd say that
+[10:26:33 AM] Oceanstuck: considering hes gone quiet on us
+<span class="vip">[10:26:38 AM] Helper: I do not know what the messenger has sent you, or what they call themselves.</span>
+[10:26:53 AM] Oceanstuck: how would we contact this messenger
+[10:26:53 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙): Can you find out?
+[10:27:14 AM] Archery 2000: would this count as a message? <nowiki>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-r4PMimSF7s</nowiki>
+[10:27:15 AM] Archery 2000: ?
+<span class="vip">[10:27:34 AM] Helper: Of course not, they are messages for you, not I!</span>
+[10:27:45 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: ....hwat
+[10:28:01 AM] Archery 2000: was it sent by you?
+[10:28:36 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙): I have sent messages, Helper. Messages addressed to you. Did you receive them?
+<span class="vip">[10:29:07 AM] Helper: I do not understand your tongue.</span>
+[10:29:17 AM] Oceanstuck: he sent you shit
+<span class="vip">[10:29:21 AM] Helper: I am no longer the messenger.</span>
+[10:29:23 AM] Oceanstuck: he wants to know if you got it
+[10:29:39 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙): They are not for you to pass along
+[10:29:51 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙): They are for you to peruse
+[10:29:57 AM] Grey: I believe it's clear helper hasn't gotten anything
+<span class="vip">[10:29:59 AM] Helper: The messenger has gotten them. You are trying my patience, adventurer, I have explained such.</span>
+[10:30:19 AM] Archery 2000: my apologies helper, we have been rather rude hosts
+[10:30:23 AM] Kidpichu: hi ^-^
+[10:30:23 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Guys, lets calm down with all of the questions
+[10:30:25 AM] Oceanstuck: sry
+[10:30:28 AM] Oceanstuck: hi pichu
+[10:30:43 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙): It is my belief that I am not correctly wording my question. I am trying to correct this problem.
+[10:31:01 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Oh also helper, I'm very sorry for my persistence last time you were here, i did not mean to come off as impatient
+<span class="vip">[10:31:30 AM] Helper: I understand your question, rude one. I am not an idiot.</span>
+[10:31:41 AM] Oceanstuck: welp
+[10:31:45 AM] Grey: Helper, if I may ask, how can we get your hat to you once we've found it?
+<span class="vip">[10:32:10 AM] Helper: The one who owns the hat is the messenger.</span>
+[10:32:21 AM] Oceanstuck: how can we contact the messenger
+[10:32:21 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙): Um, let me try this. Uh, Helper? Did the Messenger give you any messages from me?
+[10:32:24 AM] Archery 2000: we have to get him to deliver it to you?
+<span class="vip">[10:32:26 AM] Helper: The messenger may relay messages across time and space.
+[10:32:36 AM] Helper: You simply give me a message.</span>
+[10:32:43 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: I am very confused by all of this
+[10:32:50 AM] Archery 2000: I see
+[10:32:56 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: so when we get your hat, we have to use the hat to bring the hat to you?
+[10:33:05 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙): I wonder if that's the point Thorin
+[10:33:06 AM] Oceanstuck: pfp
+<span class="vip">[10:33:19 AM] Helper: I have not gotten any messages, adventurer.</span>
+[10:33:27 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙): There we go
+[10:33:34 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙): Did it right
+<span class="vip">[10:33:36 AM] Helper: The messenger gets the messages. They relay the messages.</span>
+[10:33:45 AM] Archery 2000: can they choose not to relay the messages?
+[10:33:46 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: :^)
+<span class="vip">[10:33:48 AM] Helper: I have spoken such three times now.</span>
+[10:33:48 AM] Oceanstuck: how do we give them messages to relay
+[10:34:06 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙): You did not speak sense so we did not understand
+[10:34:12 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Oi
+[10:34:13 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: mugen
+[10:34:15 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: chill
+[10:34:17 AM] Oceanstuck: nah i think that was just you
+[10:34:21 AM] Grey: I do believe we are being a bit repetitive.
+[10:34:22 AM] Oceanstuck: shot
+<span class="vip">[10:34:26 AM] Helper: It is the job of the messanger to do such things as giving you chances to relay. I am not he.</span>
+[10:34:28 AM] Wolfcat: Mugen stop being rude : /
+[10:34:33 AM] Oceanstuck: dammit
+[10:34:37 AM] Betrayed in the Octagon: Can we focus on something more productive
+[10:34:43 AM] Archery 2000: Helper, can the messenger choose not to relay the message?
+<span class="vip">[10:34:51 AM] Helper: Yes.</span>
+[10:34:52 AM] Oceanstuck: is there anything we could do to get him to let us send stuff
+[10:34:58 AM | Edited 10:35:05 AM] Archery 2000: should we trust the current messenger?
+<span class="vip">[10:35:08 AM] Helper: I do not know whom it is.
+[10:35:14 AM] Helper: You claim to know.</span>
+[10:35:29 AM] Grey: We believe Mason has the hat
+[10:35:34 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: i believe his name is "mason" but we are not in contact with him
+<span class="vip">[10:35:38 AM] Helper: Then he is the messenger.</span>
+[10:35:41 AM] Grey: and is being chased by some sort of Shadow
+[10:35:45 AM] Oceanstuck: how do we gain contact with him
+<span class="vip">[10:35:53 AM] Helper: I do not know.</span>
+[10:35:55 AM] Oceanstuck: aw
+[10:35:59 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Hmmm
+<span class="vip">[10:36:04 AM] Helper: For I, once again, am not the messenger.</span>
+[10:36:21 AM] Oceanstuck: welp
+[10:36:25 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: lets let soe of the other people ask some questions, don't want to be rude and hog all of the question time
+[10:36:34 AM] Oceanstuck: ok
+[10:36:37 AM] Betrayed in the Octagon: what's the meaning of the image you posted in the thread?
+<span class="vip">[10:37:21 AM] Helper: I have not given you any image.</span>
+[10:37:29 AM] Eve Sim: I understand helper. I'm sorry for the barrage by the others, we're not entirely organized at the moment
+[10:37:37 AM] Oceanstuck: spirk, hes not the one posting in the thread
+[10:37:41 AM] Betrayed in the Octagon: oh
+[10:37:44 AM] Oceanstuck: eve were never organized
+[10:37:44 AM] Betrayed in the Octagon: well shit
+[10:37:45 AM] Grey: Told ya so
+[10:37:46 AM] Archery 2000: Helper, is there any meaning when you call us hero/heroes/heroine?
+[10:37:46 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Our communication skills are not very advanced.
+[10:38:01 AM | Edited 10:38:07 AM] Archery 2000: or is it merely interchangeable with adventurer?
+<span class="vip">[10:38:23 AM] Helper: Young archer, a rock will always be a rock, no matter what you happen to call it.</span>
+[10:38:48 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Helper, I've been wondering. why were you calling some of us demons?
+<span class="vip">[10:38:51 AM] Helper: However, the demons seek to drive you off your course.
+[10:38:56 AM] Helper: Be wary.</span>
+[10:39:07 AM] Archery 2000: are there still only two demons here?
+<span class="vip">[10:39:39 AM] Helper: I believe there are three now.</span>
+[10:39:50 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: any idea who the third one is?
+<span class="vip">[10:39:53 AM] Helper: One more by the name of link.</span>
+[10:39:57 AM] Oceanstuck: !!
+[10:39:57 AM] Betrayed in the Octagon: how can we recognize them?
+[10:39:57 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: what
+[10:40:03 AM] Oceanstuck: hwat
+[10:40:06 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: wait I am a demon?
+[10:40:10 AM] Archery 2000: so ADULT LINK is a demon?
+[10:40:11 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙): Thorin is a demon? What?
+[10:40:27 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: I'm not sure how i feel about this.
+[10:40:28 AM] Oceanstuck: its because i made an awful injoke about him isnt it
+<span class="vip">[10:40:30 AM] Helper: This is only my opinion on the subject.</span>
+[10:40:40 AM] Oceanstuck: wait
+[10:40:43 AM] Mando 寒山: Can I get a list of all known demons
+[10:40:49 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Mando
+[10:40:50 AM] Oceanstuck: the other two demons, are they the same ones from before?
+[10:40:57 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Circle, Dawn, and i guess Me
+[10:41:06 AM] Oceanstuck: yeah but circle and dawn arent here
+[10:41:16 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Oh that is true.
+<span class="vip">[10:41:19 AM] Helper: The potential demon speaks the truth.</span>
+[10:41:19 AM] Eve Sim: Ocean, it's doesn't matter
+[10:41:19 AM] Oceanstuck: so im not sure if hes referring to them
+[10:41:26 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: wait
+[10:41:31 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: ocean is a potential demon?
+[10:41:40 AM] Eve Sim: No guys Link is
+[10:41:42 AM] Betrayed in the Octagon: I think he means you
+<span class="vip">[10:41:46 AM] Helper: No, you.</span>
+[10:41:47 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: oh
+[10:41:49 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: alright
+[10:41:51 AM] Oceanstuck: \(think)
+[10:42:07 AM] Eve Sim: Seriously, Helper. I apologize deeply.
+[10:42:11 AM] Archery 2000: Helper, I recall that the last time you spoke to us, you mentioned that people don't simply become demons
+[10:42:13 AM] Oceanstuck: [10:41 AM] Helper: <<< No, you.im lost who do you mean by "you"
+[10:42:20 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙): Eve knock it off
+[10:42:28 AM] Archery 2000: No you was referring to link
+[10:42:33 AM] Oceanstuck: ok
+[10:42:37 AM | Edited 10:42:47 AM] Archery 2000: why is it that Link may now be a demon even though he wasn't previously
+[10:42:45 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: well i mean
+<span class="vip">[10:42:50 AM] Helper: You ask him.</span>
+[10:42:51 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: i had been asking if i was one
+[10:42:54 AM] Oceanstuck: maybe he just couldnt tell the first time
+[10:42:57 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: and i ended up being called impatient
+[10:42:58 AM | Edited 10:43:56 AM] Archery 2000: helper, being a demon is a matter of choice?
+<span class="vip">[10:44:02 AM] Helper: If that is all, I will be taking my leave of you.</span>
+[10:44:12 AM | Edited 10:44:43 AM] Oceanstuck: wait
+[10:44:20 AM] Grey: I have one more question if that's alright
+[10:44:21 AM] Archery 2000: helper, is being a demon a matter of choice?
+<span class="vip">[10:44:25 AM | Edited 10:44:33 AM] Helper: I would take an aspirin if I had hands.</span>
+[10:44:26 AM] Oceanstuck: me too
+[10:44:45 AM] Eve Sim: Thank you helper.
+[10:44:46 AM | Edited 10:44:56 AM] Archery 2000: Helper, are you in pain?
+<span class="vip">[10:44:58 AM] Helper: Yes, being a demon is a matter of choice.</span>
+[10:45:06 AM] Oceanstuck: how so
+[10:45:13 AM] Oceanstuck: define this choice
+<span class="vip">[10:45:26 AM] Helper: Simply listening to all of you has given me considerable pain in my skull.</span>
+[10:45:32 AM] Archery 2000: My apologies
+[10:45:35 AM] Oceanstuck: sry
+[10:45:40 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: sorry about that helper.
+[10:45:47 AM | Edited 10:46:15 AM] Archery 2000: I hope you do not hold it against us, we are just surprised at a second opportunity to speak to you
+[10:46:05 AM] Grey: okay, now I have two questions
+[10:46:14 AM] Eve Sim: Grey, he's leaving
+[10:46:21 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: we really need to improve our communication skills, and decide what to say instead of barraging you with questions.
+[10:46:26 AM] Oceanstuck: yeah
+[10:46:37 AM] Grey: Yes, but I'm wondering why he has a headache if he's dead.
+[10:46:43 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: he is a spirit
+[10:46:50 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: he has a ghostly headache
+[10:46:54 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: or so i would imagine
+[10:46:55 AM] Archery 2000: helper, is there any final advice you can give us?
+[10:47:00 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙): Spirits feel pain too guys
+[10:47:00 AM] Eve Sim: ^
+[10:47:04 AM] Oceanstuck: yeah that
+[10:47:15 AM] Oceanstuck: lol link ninjad you
+<span class="vip">[10:47:20 AM] Helper: The level of idiocy has reached paranormal levels.</span>
+[10:47:26 AM] Eve Sim: ^^^^^^
+[10:47:30 AM] Oceanstuck: sounds about normal
+[10:47:31 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Sorry helper
+[10:47:41 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙): Anyway
+[10:47:43 AM] Archery 2000: Sorry helper, but I still have to ask, is there any final advice you can give us?
+[10:47:48 AM] Grey: It's a fact that the larger a group is, the lower their IQ gets.
+[10:47:59 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: everyone shh
+[10:48:04 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙): Grey has one more question yes?
+[10:48:04 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: please
+[10:48:10 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: im starting to get a headache too
+[10:48:19 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: and i imagine that Helpers is way larger
+<span class="vip">[10:48:25 AM] Helper: I will answer the tactician's last question.
+[10:48:34 AM] Helper: And give one last piece of advice.</span>
+[10:49:30 AM] Oceanstuck: leans in to listen closely
+[10:49:46 AM] Oceanstuck: which is kinda pointless since this is all text
+[10:50:43 AM] Grey: Recently we've seen that the group of people who imprisoned  Doug have found where some of us reside. I just want to know, who's still safe?
+<span class="vip">[10:51:55 AM] Helper: Whomever they cannot get to. While the group may know your location, they might not have the means to get to it.</span>
+[10:52:22 AM] Archery 2000: and the advice?
+[10:52:27 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙): May I ask one final question before you give your advice?
+[10:52:33 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: i believe that was the advice archery
+[10:52:42 AM] Oceanstuck: too late moogs
+<span class="vip">[10:52:49 AM] Helper: I would protect your mailing addresses though. Just in case my hat is used for nefarious deeds.
+[10:53:13 AM] Helper: I will allow one last question from the rude one.
+[10:53:29 AM] Helper: But only to give him a chance to redeem himself.</span>
+[10:53:42 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙): What is the goal of your current journey?
+<span class="vip">[10:53:59 AM] Helper: He has not redeemed himself.</span>
+[10:53:59 AM] *** Stevey "Wolfe" Freeman gasp ***
+[10:54:02 AM] Stevey "Wolfe" Freeman: helper
+[10:54:08 AM] Grey: Saw that coming.
+[10:54:10 AM] Oceanstuck: this revelation surprises no one
+[10:54:13 AM] Stevey "Wolfe" Freeman: My friend! :D
+[10:54:26 AM] Oceanstuck: LE GASP
+[10:54:40 AM] Eve Sim: Helper, what was your last word of advice?
+[10:54:45 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Well helper, i hope youquest to get you body back is successful, we shall continue to search for and regain your hat to you!
+[10:54:49 AM] Oceanstuck: dont give your mailing addresses
+<span class="vip">[10:54:51 AM] Helper: I stated in the beginning, and throughout my replies, that I still no longer have my body, and am in search of it.</span>
+[10:54:51 AM | Edited 10:55:12 AM] Archery 2000: yes, if you've said your advice, could you repeat it?
+<span class="vip">[10:55:22 AM] Helper: I have not stated it yet.</span>
+[10:55:24 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙): The question was to clarify this. I thank you for it
+<span class="vip">[10:55:34 AM] Helper: I am thinking up some good sage advice.</span>
+[10:55:35 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙): Your advice, please?
+[10:55:41 AM] Archery 2000: haha, we're all ears
+[10:55:56 AM | Edited 10:55:58 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Helper you have the greatest personality
+[10:56:00 AM] Oceanstuck: i like you helper
+[10:56:10 AM] Grey: Why does Mugen's comments read like a Phoenix Wright cross examination.
+[10:56:25 AM] Oceanstuck: PFFPT
+[10:56:48 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙): Because I'm not rude, I am merely not intimidated.
+[10:56:55 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: >_<
+[10:56:58 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: stfu  the rude one
+[10:57:00 AM] Oceanstuck: hahahahahahaha
+[10:57:01 AM] Mando 寒山: Not mutually exclusive duderino
+[10:57:01 AM] Wolfcat: Nah you're pretty rude
+<span class="vip">[10:58:39 AM] Helper: Remember that, while you change events in the past, the future may also contact you. Also, the rude one is very rude, and also easily intimidated at the mention of their past. This goes for your member, and theirs.</span>
+[10:58:59 AM] Archery 2000: theirs?
+[10:59:04 AM] Archery 2000: oh
+[10:59:07 AM] Archery 2000: thank you
+[10:59:18 AM] Oceanstuck: huh
+[10:59:20 AM] Wolfcat: Thank you very much, Helper.
+[10:59:23 AM] Archery 2000: again, sorry for the badgering
+[10:59:25 AM] Grey: Thank you Helper.
+[10:59:30 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Thank you for the sageful advice helper, i hope you get your body soon
+<span class="vip">[10:59:44 AM] Helper: I think that statement sets us at even odds, the one who calls themself Mugen.</span>
+[10:59:54 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙): That past belongs to another. He may be connected to me, and it was he who was angered by the remider
+[11:00:01 AM] Oceanstuck: bullshit
+<span class="vip">[11:00:01 AM] *** Helper has left ***</span>
+</poem>
+</div>
+</div>
+<div class="summary">
+<p class="fauxheader">Summary</p>
+<div class="fadediv"></div>
+<ul>
+<li>
+Helper continues asking the [[players]] for his hat. He also claims that there are various "demons" within the [[Internet Detectives]], citing them as the players [[Circlehunter]], ADULT_LINK, and [[Dawn]].
+</li>
+</ul>
+</div>
+<div class="transcriptsum mw-collapsible mw-collapsed">
+<p style="display:inline;">
+<b>
+/23/15 - Chat with Helper - Skype (Internet Detectives)
+</b>
+</p>
+<div class="mw-collapsible-content"><poem>
+<span class="vip">[10:29:31 PM] *** Helper joined. ***</span>
+[10:29:39 PM] Oceanstuck: ohai
+<span class="vip">[10:29:53 PM] Helper: Hello, adventurers!</span>
+[10:29:59 PM] Grey: <nowiki>http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/796/799/3de.gif</nowiki>
+[10:30:02 PM] Grey: wait what
+[10:30:03 PM] Kidpichu: (>_<) my whole little pichu life has been a lie?
+[10:30:10 PM] Oceanstuck: sup bruh
+[10:30:20 PM] Grey: Hi helper!
+<span class="vip">[10:30:23 PM] Helper: Has it been, heroine?</span>
+[10:30:26 PM] Oceanstuck: logging all of this before i forget
+[10:30:33 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: ... oh...
+[10:30:41 PM] Kidpichu: hi ^-^
+[10:30:42 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: is this the sassy, amazing helper that I know and love?
+<span class="vip">[10:31:04 PM] Helper: It seems that my hat has exchanged hands.</span>
+[10:31:10 PM] Oceanstuck: so ive heard
+[10:31:17 PM] Grey: Indeed, a Grey man has it now.
+[10:31:20 PM] Grey: Not me
+[10:31:26 PM] Grey: Even though my name is Grey
+[10:31:31 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: A douchier .... Greyier.... man
+<span class="vip">[10:31:36 PM] Helper: I cannot say I am pleased by this, but it seems the hat is closer to your grasp than you think.</span>
+[10:31:45 PM] The Sun: No, Grey has it.
+[10:31:47 PM] The Sun: Kill him.
+[10:31:51 PM] Oceanstuck: oh?
+[10:31:55 PM] Grey: hrm?
+[10:32:03 PM] Oceanstuck: huh
+[10:32:06 PM] Oceanstuck: if its so close
+[10:32:09 PM] Oceanstuck: how might we get it
+<span class="vip">[10:32:21 PM] Helper: How might you get it?</span>
+[10:32:28 PM] Oceanstuck: yeah how
+<span class="vip">[10:32:34 PM] Helper: How?</span>
+[10:32:54 PM] Oceanstuck: yes im asking how we could potentially get the hat
+[10:32:57 PM] Grey: Who?
+<span class="vip">[10:33:11 PM] Helper: By taking it from this grey man!</span>
+[10:33:18 PM] Oceanstuck: ok
+[10:33:20 PM] Oceanstuck: but first
+[10:33:28 PM] The Sun: Seems like a simple concept.
+[10:33:40 PM] Oceanstuck: how do we figure out exactly who and/or where the grey man is
+[10:33:40 PM] Grey: Alright, here's the plan
+[10:33:44 PM] Grey: I run up
+[10:33:48 PM] Grey: and kick him in the nuts. Dawn, you run after me
+[10:33:57 PM] Grey: and grab the hat
+[10:34:04 PM] Oceanstuck: hahahaha
+[10:34:06 PM] The Sun: But I am in space.
+[10:34:07 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: I'LL TBAG THE PAINED BODY!
+[10:34:14 PM] Grey: Explain MArio 3
+<span class="vip">[10:34:18 PM] Helper: By asking them who they are!</span>
+[10:34:27 PM] Oceanstuck: how do we know who to ask
+<span class="vip">[10:34:40 PM] Helper: The grey man, of course.
+[10:34:44 PM] Helper: Who else?</span>
+[10:34:45 PM] Grey: Fine, Ocean will grab the hat
+[10:34:48 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: .... ho boy
+[10:34:55 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: but we've had no contact with this grey man.
+[10:34:57 PM] Grey: Then we flee to mexico
+[10:34:59 PM] Oceanstuck: you guys are hilarious
+[10:35:01 PM] Grey: where we make the exchange
+[10:35:04 PM] Kidpichu: could circle be the greyman? 3: he used to be a greyman but circle wouldn't take hats
+[10:35:52 PM] Grey: The name of this operation will be called Ocean's 423
+<span class="vip">[10:39:05 PM] Helper: Once I gained my body back, I had to perform tasks for the one that claimed it before.</span>
+[10:39:24 PM] Oceanstuck: "the one that claimed it before"?
+[10:39:25 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: ... intresting
+[10:39:38 PM] Kidpichu: ....yaoi's...I'm sorry
+<span class="vip">[10:39:40 PM] Helper: They took my talent for running and used it for a thriving business they happened to have.</span>
+[10:40:04 PM] Grey: So it was pot
+<span class="vip">[10:40:09 PM] Helper: I simply had to run white powder cross-country!</span>
+[10:40:17 PM] Grey: or coke
+[10:40:20 PM] Grey: or both
+[10:40:26 PM] Oceanstuck: omai
+[10:40:27 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: you're ... serious, arent you?
+[10:40:29 PM] Oceanstuck: :O
+<span class="vip">[10:40:52 PM] Helper: I have no idea why I would not be serious, adventurer!</span>
+[10:41:12 PM] Oceanstuck: for amusement maybe
+[10:41:17 PM] Oceanstuck: but i dont really think thats your thing
+[10:41:28 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: I dont know how you supernatural beings.... function... but, where in the country "are you" ?
+<span class="vip">[10:41:47 PM] Helper: I am no longer supernatural.</span>
+[10:41:54 PM] Oceanstuck: was he ever supernatural
+<span class="vip">[10:41:59 PM] Helper: I currently reside in Jacksonville.
+[10:42:04 PM] Helper: Florida.</span>
+[10:42:10 PM] Grey: Well now that you have your body we can get your hat back to you easier.
+[10:42:11 PM] Oceanstuck: florida?
+<span class="vip">[10:42:22 PM] Helper: That is what I said.
+[10:42:22 PM] Helper: That is what I said.</span>
+[10:42:29 PM] Oceanstuck: huh
+[10:42:30 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: Oh hi Helper
+<span class="vip">[10:42:35 PM] Helper: Hello!</span>
+[10:42:38 PM] Oceanstuck: we have a friend whos from florida
+[10:42:44 PM] Oceanstuck: interesting
+<span class="vip">[10:42:53 PM] Helper: Yes, Mason, I take it?</span>
+[10:43:05 PM] Oceanstuck: mason is from florida?
+[10:43:11 PM] The Sun: Wait so
+[10:43:13 PM] The Sun: Helper runs coke
+[10:43:16 PM] The Sun: For a living
+[10:43:24 PM] Grey: Yes he does
+[10:43:32 PM] Oceanstuck: apparently
+[10:43:35 PM] Kidpichu: i think it was to pay his debt though XD
+<span class="vip">[10:43:40 PM] Helper: Yes.</span>
+[10:43:44 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: Run the coke, wipe away the debt
+[10:44:05 PM] Grey: SAy helper, do you think you could give Mason some back up if he ever needs it?
+[10:44:12 PM] Kidpichu: circle dawn is a moon 3:
+[10:44:19 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: i knew it
+[10:44:22 PM] The Sun: I'M NOT
+[10:44:25 PM] The Sun: UR A MOON
+[10:44:26 PM] Oceanstuck: yeah you are
+[10:44:27 PM] Oceanstuck: B)
+<span class="vip">[10:44:40 PM] Helper: Last time you asked me of this task, I died!</span>
+[10:44:47 PM] Oceanstuck: good point
+<span class="vip">[10:44:53 PM] Helper: Also, the demon is a male.</span>
+[10:44:58 PM] Oceanstuck: demon?
+[10:45:01 PM] Kidpichu: 3'8 I don't want to beleaf it
+[10:45:04 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: ... which demon?
+[10:45:04 PM] Oceanstuck: circle?
+[10:45:16 PM] Grey: I wasn't around for that, but wasn't the task to find doug and not help Mason?
+[10:45:19 PM | Edited 10:45:36 PM] Oceanstuck: dawn?
+<span class="vip">[10:45:19 PM] Helper: The one called "BlackLuigi7".</span>
+[10:45:24 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: Well I am a demon and I am male
+[10:45:24 PM] Oceanstuck: dawn
+[10:45:28 PM] The Sun: wat
+[10:45:29 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: Oh
+[10:45:38 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: dawn.. what makes them a demon?
+[10:45:42 PM] Grey: Working together with mason probably wouldn't cause you to die again
+<span class="vip">[10:45:47 PM] Helper: Yes, but you asked me to provide help.</span>
+[10:45:49 PM] Grey: probably
+[10:45:50 PM] Oceanstuck: what are the defining characteristics of a demon
+<span class="vip">[10:46:01 PM] Helper: I do not wish to take this risk.
+[10:46:11 PM] Helper: Well, I am glad you asked!</span>
+[10:46:12 PM] Grey: Alright, I won't force you.
+<span class="vip">[10:46:36 PM] Helper: Demons usually are in possession of horns and red skin.</span>
+[10:46:56 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: and... you think dawn looks like that?
+[10:47:01 PM] Grey: Dawn, have you been hiding horns this entire time?
+<span class="vip">[10:47:04 PM] Helper: They are creatures of sin, whom try to entrap their victims in...</span>
+[10:47:05 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: If I could convey a sigh faithfully through text
+<span class="vip">[10:47:12 PM] Helper: Heavens no! The one called Dawn is a metaphorical demon.</span>
+[10:47:31 PM] Oceanstuck: oh
+[10:47:32 PM] *** Kidpichu climbs onto dawns head pats pats ***
+[10:47:35 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: oh..?
+[10:47:43 PM] The Sun: Ur a demon
+[10:47:47 PM] Grey: Metaphorical?
+[10:47:48 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: I'm assuming it's the same for me
+[10:47:53 PM] *** Grey tilts his head ***
+<span class="vip">[10:47:55 PM] Helper: Yes.
+[10:47:59 PM] Helper: However
+[10:48:09 PM] Helper: The one you call "Mando". Is a literal demon.</span>
+[10:48:28 PM] Kidpichu: dawn your still a sun to me~ ^-^
+[10:48:33 PM] Oceanstuck: i shouldve guessed as much
+[10:48:36 PM] Kidpichu: o:
+[10:48:37 PM] The Sun: I am a sun though. ;-;
+[10:48:40 PM] Grey: It was the punch wasn't it
+[10:48:41 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: ... are demons capable of camoflaguing their true form?
+<span class="vip">[10:48:53 PM] Helper: I do not see why not.
+[10:49:08 PM] Helper: Currently Circle and Dawn are doing such.</span>
+[10:49:14 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: ...
+[10:49:15 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: :c
+[10:49:18 PM] The Sun: :D
+[10:49:24 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: Thank god I'm not a demon
+[10:49:29 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: Could you imagine a british demon?
+[10:49:31 PM] Oceanstuck: that explains things i guess
+[10:49:36 PM] Grey: yes actually
+[10:49:39 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: "I'm goin to fukin kick ur hed in and take u thell"
+[10:49:41 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: there are two kinds of people
+[10:49:45 PM] Oceanstuck: heheh
+<span class="vip">[10:49:52 PM] Helper: I happen to think all brits are demons.</span>
+[10:49:56 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: ...
+[10:49:59 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: screw you too :c
+[10:50:00 PM] Oceanstuck: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
+[10:50:01 PM] Kidpichu: D: circle you can be a nice demon~
+[10:50:03 PM] Oceanstuck: SHOTS FIRED
+[10:50:04 PM] Grey: rekt
+[10:50:16 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: dawn can't even provide sick burns that hot
+[10:50:23 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: I see...
+[10:50:25 PM] The Sun: Yes I can. ;-;
+[10:50:28 PM] Kidpichu: D: stevey
+[10:50:29 PM] The Sun: British people sound dum
+[10:50:33 PM] The Sun: c?
+[10:50:35 PM] The Sun: rekt
+[10:50:43 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: that was hot
+[10:50:45 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: So mando was always a demon, huh?
+[10:50:56 PM] *** Kidpichu rests on stevey's head pat pats ***
+<span class="vip">[10:50:58 PM] Helper: I believe so.</span>
+[10:51:06 PM] Oceanstuck: so
+[10:51:12 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: .. so your information may not be correct?
+[10:51:19 PM] Oceanstuck: if dawn and circle are metaphorical demons...
+[10:51:21 PM] Oceanstuck: ...how so?
+[10:51:23 PM] Kidpichu: you sound cool to me~
+<span class="vip">[10:51:32 PM] Helper: Just as any information may not be correct.</span>
+[10:51:38 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: .... true
+[10:51:54 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: Helper, do you have a microphone? I want to hear dat sexy ex-mailman voice
+<span class="vip">[10:52:01 PM] Helper: Because they desire the opposite of you!</span>
+[10:52:05 PM] Oceanstuck: stevey we cant even do calls in here
+<span class="vip">[10:52:10 PM] Helper: I do not understand.</span>
+[10:52:16 PM] Oceanstuck: hm?
+[10:52:19 PM] Oceanstuck: well dawn does yes
+[10:52:22 PM] Oceanstuck: but circle
+[10:52:28 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: hmm?
+[10:52:33 PM] Oceanstuck: what desire exactly are you referrng to
+<span class="vip">[10:52:34 PM] Helper: If you cannot hear my voice, then how can you respond?</span>
+[10:52:37 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: ... what are you using to communicate with us, right now, helper?
+[10:52:47 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: wait what?
+<span class="vip">[10:52:48 PM] Helper: I am speaking to you?</span>
+[10:52:50 PM] Kidpichu: D: so circle and dawn want what we don't want
+[10:52:56 PM] The Sun: I want cake.
+[10:52:56 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: ... speaking to us...?
+[10:53:04 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: wait... what
+[10:53:11 PM] Oceanstuck: well this is weird
+<span class="vip">[10:53:11 PM] Helper: ...Of course? How else?</span>
+[10:53:15 PM] Oceanstuck: anyway
+[10:53:19 PM] Oceanstuck: what does circle want that we dont
+[10:53:22 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: I just want to keep our guys alive
+[10:53:40 PM] Oceanstuck: anything else?
+[10:53:47 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: Nope
+<span class="vip">[10:53:48 PM] Helper: I don't know. Ask him.</span>
+[10:53:59 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: I mean, that's the goal right?
+[10:54:07 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: thats what a demon WOULD say
+[10:54:11 PM] Kidpichu: I think i remember someone saying circle disagreed about something
+[10:54:13 PM] Eve Sim: Hello guys
+[10:54:17 PM] The Sun: (secretly Circle wants to make Mason and Doug fuse together and kill everyone)
+[10:54:19 PM] Oceanstuck: hey eve
+[10:54:23 PM] The Sun: Yo
+[10:54:25 PM] Oceanstuck: pffpfphaha
+[10:54:38 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: Mason and Doug will fusion dance and form...
+[10:54:40 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: DOUGSON
+<span class="vip">[10:54:48 PM] Helper: That may kill most, yes.</span>
+[10:54:56 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: Hi Eve
+[10:54:57 PM] Oceanstuck: im not fond of that mental image
+<span class="vip">[10:55:04 PM] Helper: I cannot think of a more volatile reaction.</span>
+[10:55:06 PM] Kidpichu: notp
+[10:55:27 PM] Grey: I can only picture that ending with a lovecraftian horror.
+[10:55:29 PM] Kidpichu: hi eve
+[10:55:42 PM] The Sun: Guys
+[10:55:44 PM] The Sun: Don't you get it
+[10:55:48 PM] The Sun: Doug x Mason
+[10:55:51 PM] The Sun: Doug enters mason
+[10:55:57 PM] The Sun: And "fuses" with him.
+[10:56:02 PM] The Sun: Causing a "volatile reaction"
+[10:56:03 PM] Oceanstuck: hwat
+[10:56:05 PM] Eve Sim: Are we being visited again? Hello Helper!
+[10:56:09 PM] Grey: ......
+[10:56:09 PM] Kidpichu: o////o  go ooon
+<span class="vip">[10:56:17 PM] Helper: Welcome!</span>
+[10:56:20 PM] *** Grey covers his ears ***
+[10:56:22 PM] The Sun: It would cause a flood.
+[10:56:25 PM] The Sun: A flood of semen.
+[10:56:26 PM] Kidpichu: oh eve helper is alive again
+[10:56:32 PM] The Sun: THAT WILL ENGULF THE WORLD
+[10:56:35 PM] The Sun: AND KILL ALL
+[10:56:47 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: Yeah he's physically alive and it's awesome
+[10:56:54 PM] Eve Sim: Did he get his hat back?
+[10:56:55 PM] Grey: It's like chapter 16.5 of SAO
+[10:56:57 PM] Kidpichu: no
+[10:56:57 PM] Oceanstuck: no
+[10:57:02 PM] Oceanstuck: grey dude still has it
+<span class="vip">[10:57:09 PM] Helper: That may be what Dawn wants.</span>
+[10:57:20 PM] Oceanstuck: thats nasty
+[10:57:30 PM] Oceanstuck: 10/10 demonic
+[10:57:39 PM] Grey: Dawn wants the world to be covered in semen? Dude watched too much Evangelion
+[10:57:44 PM] Kidpichu: oh and dawns a moon
+<span class="vip">[10:57:45 PM] Helper: He would rather everyone die by male fluids.</span>
+[10:57:55 PM] The Sun: I'm not a moon. ;-;
+[10:58:04 PM] Kidpichu: dawn is a soon
+<span class="vip">[10:58:04 PM] Helper: He is not a moon.</span>
+[10:58:11 PM] Eve Sim: Is Grey Man a bad person?
+<span class="vip">[10:58:12 PM] Helper: He is a male teenager.</span>
+[10:58:19 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: Helper... the grey man used your hat to deliver a mask to Mugen, unless that was you... he used that mask to his advantage.. hopefully this did not aid the grey man..
+<span class="vip">[10:58:29 PM] Helper: With the stink of demon about him.</span>
+[10:58:38 PM] Oceanstuck: thorin?
+[10:58:40 PM] Kidpichu: D: no he isn't he is a sun...
+[10:58:43 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: do you advise we use any futher items we get from  this grey man.. ?
+[10:58:45 PM] The Sun: :<
+[10:59:02 PM] Grey: Does that mean Dawn should take a holy shower?
+[10:59:17 PM] Eve Sim: ... A golden holy shower
+[10:59:22 PM] Kidpichu: i have a bottle of holywater
+<span class="vip">[10:59:25 PM] Helper: I haven't a clue, for I am not aware who or what this grey man is.
+[10:59:42 PM] Helper: It would require much more than a shower.</span>
+[10:59:53 PM] Grey: save it, we need the holy water to test for fake floors while gather Dracula's parts.
+[10:59:53 PM] Oceanstuck: repentance?
+<span class="vip">[10:59:56 PM] Helper: The only way to save that man is through death.</span>
+[11:00:02 PM] Kidpichu: hey circle did chu find a hat?
+[11:00:04 PM] Oceanstuck: what man
+[11:00:06 PM] Kidpichu: DDDD:
+[11:00:08 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: ...that's a little extreme, dont you think?
+[11:00:13 PM] Eve Sim: On 3/24/2015, at 1:59 AM, helpmail wrote:> I haven't a clue, for I am not aware who or what this grey man is.He has your hat
+[11:00:15 PM] The Sun: Imma just walk away
+[11:00:16 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: I have not found a hat
+<span class="vip">[11:00:28 PM] Helper: I do know of this, Eve.
+[11:00:48 PM] Helper: And no, Dawn is too set along a path.</span>
+[11:00:58 PM] Oceanstuck: hm?
+<span class="vip">[11:01:04 PM] Helper: There is no saving him, as there is no saving Mando.</span>
+[11:01:11 PM] Oceanstuck: ohh...
+[11:01:16 PM] Oceanstuck: well shit
+[11:01:20 PM] Eve Sim: Poor condemned Mando
+[11:01:21 PM] Kidpichu: >^< Dawn I'll protect you!
+[11:01:33 PM] *** The Sun takes Pichu and leaves ***
+[11:01:34 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: were they the two destined to die in the poem..?
+[11:01:43 PM] Kidpichu: and ok circle
+[11:01:44 PM] Oceanstuck: dawn and mando?
+<span class="vip">[11:01:44 PM] Helper: I do not know.
+[11:01:54 PM] Helper: A demon is still useful.</span>
+[11:01:54 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: hmm...
+[11:02:12 PM] Oceanstuck: true...
+[11:02:32 PM] Oceanstuck: i mean circ is a cool guy usually
+[11:02:37 PM] Oceanstuck: keeps us cohesive often
+[11:02:42 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: aww stoppit
+[11:02:49 PM] Grey: wait what if the GRey man is Circle from the future
+[11:02:58 PM] Eve Sim: Ya big useful demon
+[11:03:04 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: Helper, is that you on our forums...?
+[11:03:07 PM] Oceanstuck: cmere circle
+<span class="vip">[11:03:10 PM] Helper: Circle can be saved.</span>
+[11:03:16 PM] *** Oceanstuck goes to give circle a big noogie ***
+<span class="vip">[11:03:21 PM] Helper: I do not know what these forums are.</span>
+[11:03:28 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: .... curious..
+[11:03:29 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: my hair
+[11:03:41 PM] Oceanstuck: the other place where we used to meet
+[11:03:48 PM | Edited 11:03:53 PM] Grey: Yeah that
+[11:03:54 PM] Kidpichu: maybe the other place we gather ?
+<span class="vip">[11:04:02 PM] Helper: I do not know what you mean.
+[11:04:13 PM] Helper: I have always met you on your journey.</span>
+[11:04:28 PM] Eve Sim: Hey Circle, you can be saved! Isn't that nice.
+[11:04:33 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: It is indeed!
+[11:04:47 PM] The Sun: Through death you can be saved. :DDDDDD
+[11:05:03 PM] Oceanstuck: dawn please
+[11:05:24 PM] Kidpichu: =^= I-I'l still protect chu dawn
+[11:05:34 PM] The Sun: (ง°ل͜°)ง
+[11:05:51 PM] Oceanstuck: yeah im not intent on having him dead either
+[11:05:56 PM] Kidpichu: ^-^ circle too
+<span class="vip">[11:06:03 PM] Helper: It is your decision.</span>
+[11:06:04 PM] Oceanstuck: and everyone else
+<span class="vip">[11:06:18 PM] Helper: However.</span>
+[11:06:42 PM] Kidpichu: ?
+<span class="vip">[11:06:51 PM] Helper: When I acquire my hat once more, I will lend you an item that may help you on your quest.</span>
+[11:07:09 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: will you give it to all of us?
+[11:07:18 PM] Grey: Do we get a hint of what it is?
+[11:07:18 PM] Grey: Do we get a hint of what it is?
+[11:07:36 PM] Oceanstuck: wait wait
+<span class="vip">[11:07:39 PM] Helper: You will be able to use it to protect from a demon's powers.</span>
+[11:07:43 PM] Oceanstuck: our past is often your future
+<span class="vip">[11:07:49 PM] Helper: But only in times of need.</span>
+[11:08:07 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: ... are you saying mando and the rest will turn on us?
+[11:08:08 PM] Kidpichu: XD i think we should find his hat first~
+[11:08:12 PM] Oceanstuck: what if from our perspective we already have the item
+<span class="vip">[11:08:12 PM] Helper: It will be for the group.</span>
+[11:08:19 PM] Oceanstuck: well i guess we should get the hat anyway
+[11:08:25 PM] Oceanstuck: to fulfill the time loop
+[11:08:28 PM] Grey: I think I see what you mean ocean
+[11:08:42 PM] The Sun: I don't. :P
+[11:08:42 PM] Eve Sim: We'll try to get your hat back, as soon as we contact the person who has it.
+[11:08:42 PM] Eve Sim: We'll try to get your hat back, as soon as we contact the person who has it.
+[11:09:03 PM] Oceanstuck: hey question
+[11:09:05 PM] Oceanstuck: the grey man
+[11:09:09 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: This Grey Man takes an awfully long time to respond...
+[11:09:12 PM] Oceanstuck: was he a literal demon or a metaphorical one
+[11:09:15 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: Just like Patrem.. slow assholes..
+[11:09:15 PM] Grey: Essentially, we don't have the hat yet, because we haven't gone back in time to get it
+[11:09:15 PM] Grey: Essentially, we don't have the hat yet, because we haven't gone back in time to get it
+[11:09:33 PM] Grey: And the one who goes back in time to get it
+[11:09:37 PM] Grey: is the grey man
+[11:09:51 PM] Oceanstuck: so
+[11:09:57 PM] Oceanstuck: time loop
+<span class="vip">[11:09:57 PM] Helper: I do not understand.</span>
+[11:10:02 PM] Kidpichu: ack stevey is the greyman the one who is pretending to be helper on the forum?
+[11:10:03 PM] Oceanstuck: god dammit this is gonna get so weird
+[11:10:08 PM] Grey: time travel
+[11:10:18 PM] Grey: which means
+[11:10:20 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: .. I assume so
+[11:10:27 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: Oh Stevey
+[11:10:28 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: I asked him once if he was the grey man, and he responded with "I am the second"
+[11:10:29 PM] Oceanstuck: as a homestuck, god fucking dammit
+[11:10:29 PM] Grey: if we specify the place the grey man should leave the hat
+[11:10:36 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: Oh nevermind that was the thing
+<span class="vip">[11:10:36 PM] Helper: You are in my timeline currently, as far as I can discern.</span>
+[11:10:55 PM] Grey: helper can go get the hat from that spot in the future
+[11:10:55 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: I wasn't aware that he answered you
+[11:11:08 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: yeah... he did :c
+[11:11:16 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: he keeps quoting someone though... quite worrying
+[11:11:17 PM] The Sun: Wait, I'm a little confused.
+[11:11:17 PM] The Sun: Wait, I'm a little confused.
+[11:11:22 PM] The Sun: I thought we already were in the past?
+[11:11:22 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: seems to imply he's posessed..
+[11:11:39 PM] Grey: we're in the future of the past
+[11:11:43 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: I thought we were communicating into the past from the future
+[11:11:48 PM] Oceanstuck: fucking time shit
+[11:11:56 PM] The Sun: I don't get how that changes the items, though.
+[11:12:08 PM] The Sun: We've been getting items with no need to go "into the past"
+[11:12:11 PM] Grey: it doesn't
+[11:12:16 PM] Grey: it's a bootstrap paradox
+[11:12:17 PM] Eve Sim: Grey, I think your confused
+[11:12:19 PM] The Sun: So this doesn't affect the hat at all.
+[11:12:25 PM] Oceanstuck: i think we can interact with both 2009 and 2015 at will as if they were the present
+[11:12:31 PM] The Sun: ^
+[11:12:41 PM] Grey: how am I confused
+<span class="vip">[11:13:05 PM] Helper: I think I can solve your concerns.</span>
+[11:13:10 PM] Oceanstuck: oh thanks
+[11:13:12 PM] Oceanstuck: in advance
+[11:13:21 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: ... go ahead
+<span class="vip">[11:13:25 PM] Helper: Don't think about it so hard.</span>
+[11:13:42 PM] Oceanstuck: ...of course not
+[11:13:59 PM] Kidpichu: oh
+[11:14:20 PM] Kidpichu: helper got his body back so does that mean he has page 8 now?
+[11:14:31 PM] Grey: page 8?
+[11:14:45 PM] Oceanstuck: o shit that old thing
+[11:14:46 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: The newspaper
+<span class="vip">[11:14:46 PM] Helper: I do not know of this page 8.</span>
+[11:14:48 PM] Oceanstuck: i almost forgot about that
+[11:14:53 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: you people are so rude... talking as if helper is not here...
+[11:15:03 PM] Kidpichu: the news article
+[11:15:12 PM] Kidpichu: D: I'm sorry Q^Q
+[11:15:19 PM] Grey: whatchu talkin about
+[11:15:35 PM] Grey: I'm just planning out loud
+[11:15:44 PM] Eve Sim: On 3/24/2015, at 2:15 AM, Kidpichu wrote:> the news article I think that has no relevance anymore
+<span class="vip">[11:15:49 PM] Helper: I will require a sacrifice of a girl who has a fascination of yellow mice.</span>
+[11:15:58 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: ...
+[11:15:59 PM] Oceanstuck: pichu??
+[11:16:03 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: what sort of sacrifice?
+[11:16:08 PM] Grey: WEll, that came out of nowhere
+<span class="vip">[11:16:12 PM] Helper: Death.</span>
+[11:16:18 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: .... wait.. what? why?
+[11:16:18 PM] Oceanstuck: HWAT
+[11:16:21 PM] Eve Sim: Well pichu.. Time to hit the dusty trail
+[11:16:26 PM] Kidpichu: Q^Q  I can't
+[11:16:32 PM] Oceanstuck: are you fucking with us
+[11:16:35 PM] Grey: Now hold on a second
+<span class="vip">[11:16:36 PM] Helper: I am just kidding, adventurer s.</span>
+[11:16:39 PM] Kidpichu: I gotta let wolf know
+[11:16:47 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: ....ha ha... very funny, mailman.
+[11:16:50 PM] Grey: :|
+[11:16:52 PM] Oceanstuck: ill take that as a yes...
+[11:16:53 PM] Kidpichu: but he's asleep
+[11:17:02 PM] Oceanstuck: fuckin christ
+[11:17:06 PM] Oceanstuck: you had me there
+[11:17:08 PM] Grey: Ahem...Well then...
+[11:17:29 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: Hey Eve, you copying all this?
+[11:17:31 PM] The Sun: ...We're still gonna kill Pichu, right?
+[11:17:36 PM] Kidpichu: Q^Q I'm not scared of death though~
+[11:17:36 PM] Oceanstuck: im already logging it circ
+[11:17:43 PM] Oceanstuck: ive been logging it since helper first got here
+[11:17:47 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: I see what you mean by  demon now, helper..
+[11:18:00 PM] Eve Sim: No, I'm on my phone. Thanks ocean
+[11:18:05 PM] Oceanstuck: welcome
+[11:18:11 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: I need sleep soon
+<span class="vip">[11:18:12 PM] Helper: If you say so, adventurer.</span>
+[11:18:22 PM] Oceanstuck: i should sleep too but this is just too interesting
+[11:18:36 PM] Kidpichu: No dawn 3: wolf is not here
+<span class="vip">[11:18:41 PM] Helper: I need to take my leave now. One more job and my debt is lifted.</span>
+[11:18:49 PM] Grey: Alrighty
+[11:18:50 PM] Oceanstuck: oh
+[11:18:54 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: what is this job..?
+[11:18:55 PM] Grey: Good luck Helper
+[11:18:55 PM] Oceanstuck: one more question
+[11:18:57 PM] Oceanstuck: real quick
+[11:18:57 PM] Eve Sim: So this Helper isn't the one posting on the forum?
+<span class="vip">[11:19:00 PM] Helper: Have you any more questions?</span>
+[11:19:12 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: ... make this count
+<span class="vip">[11:19:21 PM] Helper: I count 3.</span>
+[11:19:26 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: ...
+[11:19:33 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: ha.. ha..
+[11:19:33 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: I get it
+[11:19:35 PM] Grey: xD
+[11:19:39 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: lol
+[11:19:42 PM] Oceanstuck: dammit stevey now i dont know if i wanna ask what i was about to ask
+[11:19:52 PM] Oceanstuck: fuck it
+[11:19:53 PM] Oceanstuck: the grey guy, is he a literal demon or a metaphorical one
+[11:19:53 PM] Grey: ask
+[11:19:58 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: Now I remember why I missed this guy..
+<span class="vip">[11:20:00 PM] Helper: I do not know.</span>
+[11:20:15 PM] Oceanstuck: oh
+[11:20:30 PM] Oceanstuck: i feel like i just wasted a question
+<span class="vip">[11:20:39 PM] Helper: You have.</span>
+[11:20:43 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: If nobody else had one, then I think you're fine
+[11:20:48 PM] Oceanstuck: god dammit
+[11:20:49 PM] Kidpichu: he's close though but how close is close
+<span class="vip">[11:21:00 PM] Helper: Close enough.</span>
+[11:21:10 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: He's among us?
+<span class="vip">[11:21:15 PM] Helper: If it is even a he.</span>
+[11:21:20 PM] Grey: IT's too bad we don't have anything that can pull that hat towards us.
+<span class="vip">[11:21:24 PM] Helper: Their figure is most feminine.</span>
+[11:21:24 PM] Grey: wait
+[11:21:27 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: well grey MAN implies they're a man...
+[11:21:39 PM] Kidpichu: O: its a chic
+[11:21:40 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: y'know... just saying...
+[11:21:41 PM] Oceanstuck: idk huge trenchcoat
+[<span class="vip">11:21:44 PM] Helper: You are the ones who mentioned it was a man.</span>
+[11:22:02 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: so they have a feminine build...h uh?
+[11:22:18 PM] Grey: Well that rules me and circle out I assume
+[11:22:23 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: This just got a hell of a lot more interesting
+[11:22:36 PM] Grey: Looks like we have a trap on our hands.
+[11:22:39 PM] Kidpichu: so are they in this group?
+<span class="vip">[11:22:42 PM] Helper: I didn't take you for a ladies man, demon.</span>
+[11:22:47 PM] Oceanstuck: man for a woman i guess
+<span class="vip">[11:22:52 PM] Helper: I do not know, rat lover.</span>
+[11:22:58 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: rat lover..
+[11:23:05 PM] Kidpichu: 3: it's mice not rats
+[11:23:06 PM] The Sun: Can I get amazing demon powers?
+[11:23:48 PM] Kidpichu: .....is a wolfcat lover....is really sorry
+<span class="vip">[11:23:49 PM] Helper: Demons are characterized by their wiles and powers.
+[11:24:15 PM] Helper: I must take my leave.</span>
+[11:24:20 PM] Oceanstuck: wiles and powers huh
+[11:24:23 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: what is this final job, helper?
+[11:24:29 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: it's nothing.. extreme, is it?
+[11:24:33 PM] Kidpichu: ^
+[11:24:41 PM] Grey: I'm assuming it's moving more white stuffs
+[11:24:42 PM] Oceanstuck: i guess those have to do with swaying people to their side away from us
+[11:25:17 PM] Grey: I have to wonder
+<span class="vip">[11:25:27 PM] Helper: It is to run "nazi gold" across the border of Mexico into the united states, then moving through Canada into Russia by boat, then trading it off there.</span>
+[11:25:40 PM] Oceanstuck: hwat
+[11:25:43 PM] Eve Sim: Bye Helper, thanks again.
+[11:25:51 PM] Admiral Desdinova / CircleHunter: Good luck with your smuggling op, Helper
+<span class="vip">[11:25:57 PM] Helper: Yes. Bye!
+[11:26:01 PM] *** Helper has left ***</span>
+[11:26:05 PM] Grey: Oh, goodbye Helper
+[11:26:07 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: hmm..
+[11:26:09 PM] Grey: aaand he's gone
+[11:26:15 PM] The Sun: Helper got more badass.
+[11:26:18 PM] Kidpichu: bye bye
+[11:26:30 PM] Stevey "Hero Of Doge" Freeman: [11:26 PM] The Sun:
+<<< Helper got more badass.Silence, demon. No more from you.
+[11:26:33 PM] Grey: So what if we used the hookshot to grab the hat?
+[11:26:33 PM] The Sun: Less fun doe
+[11:26:35 PM] The Sun: fuq u
+</poem>
+</div>
+</div>
+<div class="summary">
+<p class="fauxheader">Summary</p>
+<div class="fadediv"></div>
+<ul>
+<li>
+Helper confirms that his hat has been passed on from [[Mason]] to [[The Gray Man]]. He also claims that his body has been claimed by the Mexican drug cartel. He has now regained his body, but is being forced to pay off his debt to the cartel by delivering drugs and "Nazi gold" for them. He also promises that once the players retrieve his mask for him, he will grant them an item that will help them ward off demons.
+</li>
+</ul>
+</div>
+<div class="transcriptsum mw-collapsible mw-collapsed">
+<p style="display:inline;">
+<b>
+/30/15 - Chat with Helper - Skype (Internet Detectives)
+</b>
+</p>
+<div class="mw-collapsible-content"><poem>
+<span class="vip">[11:13:42 PM] *** Helper joined. ***</span>
+[11:13:48 PM] Oceanstuck: ohai helper
+[11:13:53 PM] Wolfcat: Hello Helper
+[11:13:54 PM] Mando 寒山: Oh hi mark
+[11:14:00 PM] Eve Sim: Hi Helper <3
+[11:14:04 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: hi helper
+<span class="vip">[11:14:11 PM] Helper: Hello there adventurers and demon!
+[11:14:22 PM] Helper: I have completed my quest.</span>
+[11:14:23 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: ;3
+[11:14:24 PM] Oceanstuck: i thought he was a half demon
+[11:14:30 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: shh don't be picky ocean
+[11:14:34 PM] Oceanstuck: ok
+[11:14:36 PM] Mando 寒山: no I'm the super demon king remember
+[11:14:38 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: at least im something
+<span class="vip">[11:14:39 PM] Helper: I would like to know how your travels are going?</span>
+[11:14:51 PM] Oceanstuck: wait so youre demise from skyward sword mando?
+[11:14:56 PM] Mando 寒山: All good homie how's it hangin
+[11:14:57 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: guys guys
+<span class="vip">[11:15:03 PM] Helper: I do not know of this sword.</span>
+[11:15:04 PM] Oceanstuck: (watch that go over helpers head lol)
+[11:15:06 PM] Mando 寒山: [11:14 PM] Oceanstuck:
+<<< wait so youre demise from skyward sword mando?Tiny bit less homoerotic
+[11:15:10 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: everyone pay attention to helper, no fuckery for a minute
+[11:15:15 PM] Oceanstuck: ninjad
+<span class="vip">[11:15:19 PM] Helper: I do know of homoerotic.</span>
+[11:15:24 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: >_<
+[11:15:24 PM] Wolfcat: Oh?
+[11:15:29 PM] Grey: It's going fine Helper, I've discovered  Pumpkin Island
+[11:15:36 PM] Mando 寒山: Alright so
+<span class="vip">[11:15:46 PM] Helper: There is no such thing.</span>
+[11:15:56 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Helper, appearently Dawn has demon powers
+[11:15:56 PM] Mando 寒山: You asked how we've been
+And we gathered the facts
+And we voted to take control of Doug's save file
+[11:15:58 PM] Oceanstuck: so help what brings you here
+<span class="vip">[11:16:09 PM] Helper: Well, of course!
+[11:16:25 PM] Helper: What would a demon be without powers?</span>
+[11:16:31 PM] Mando 寒山: Pretty shite
+[11:16:39 PM] Oceanstuck: i thought he was a metaphorical one though
+<span class="vip">[11:16:41 PM] Helper: A red person!</span>
+[11:16:45 PM] Oceanstuck: do those count for getting to have powers
+[11:16:45 PM] Wolfcat: Helper how do we become angels? Besides getting killed.
+<span class="vip">[11:17:01 PM] Helper: Angels?</span>
+[11:17:05 PM] Oceanstuck: people dont become angels when they die they become saints
+[11:17:10 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: helper, im a demon
+[11:17:14 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: but i don't have powers ;-;
+[11:17:16 PM] Oceanstuck: wolf learn your christian dogma will you
+<span class="vip">[11:17:20 PM] Helper: You are half demon.</span>
+[11:17:27 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: ;(
+<span class="vip">[11:17:39 PM] Helper: And I do not sympathize with you, foul creature.</span>
+[11:17:47 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Oki
+[11:17:50 PM] Eve Sim: #shotsfired
+[11:17:51 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: i luv u too
+[11:17:52 PM] Mando 寒山: Helper do you want to play Mario Kart with me
+[11:17:53 PM] Oceanstuck: harsh
+[11:17:54 PM] Grey: Link, You must learn to control Tetsaiga and travel with a Japanese school girl.
+[11:18:21 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: uhh
+[11:18:26 PM] Oceanstuck: anyway helper
+[11:18:26 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: i don't know much about inuyasha
+[11:18:30 PM] Oceanstuck: whatcha doin here
+[11:18:30 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: whatever
+[11:18:54 PM] Eve Sim: Ocean, he came to ask about our adventures
+<span class="vip">[11:18:55 PM] Helper: I have came to see how the quest is going.</span>
+[11:19:00 PM] Oceanstuck: of course
+[11:19:02 PM] Oceanstuck: what did i expect
+<span class="vip">[11:19:09 PM] Helper: I hope you all are having a venerable time.</span>
+[11:19:24 PM] Oceanstuck: venerable how
+<span class="vip">[11:19:55 PM] Helper: Do you know what venerable means, young lady?</span>
+[11:20:10 PM] Kidpichu: cough ok i think i swallowed a leaf
+[11:20:21 PM] Oceanstuck: ven·er·a·ble
+ˈven(ə)rəb(ə)l/
+adjective
+adjective: venerable
+    accorded a great deal of respect, especially because of age, wisdom, or character.
+    "a venerable statesman"
+    synonyms: respected, venerated, revered, honored, esteemed, hallowed, august, distinguished, eminent, great, grand
+    "the venerable Martin Steed joined our faculty in 1962"
+        (in the Roman Catholic Church) a title given to a deceased person who has attained a certain degree of sanctity but has not been fully beatified or canonized.
+        (in the Anglican Church) a title given to an archdeacon.
+[11:20:22 PM] Eve Sim: ven·er·a·ble
+ˈven(ə)rəb(ə)l/
+adjective
+adjective: venerable
+    accorded a great deal of respect, especially because of age, wisdom, or character.
+[11:20:26 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: jesus
+<span class="vip">[11:20:29 PM] Helper: That is not healthy!</span>
+[11:20:48 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: guys can we focus
+<span class="vip">[11:20:58 PM] Helper: In this instance, young lady, venerable simply means grand.</span>
+[11:21:06 PM] Wolfcat: But yes, our quest. We're currently trying to heal our friend Doug.
+[11:21:10 PM] Oceanstuck: ok
+[11:21:16 PM] Kidpichu: Q^Q i am never making tea alone again
+[11:21:17 PM] Oceanstuck: we think theres something wrong with him
+[11:21:21 PM] Oceanstuck: brainwashing maybe
+[11:21:23 PM] Wolfcat: Well, he I guess he's still our friend.
+[11:21:30 PM] Wolfcat: He's a weird kid
+[11:21:40 PM] Oceanstuck: yeah i dont wanna give up on him
+[11:21:44 PM] Oceanstuck: and i dont intend to
+<span class="vip">[11:21:48 PM] Helper: I do not know how I can be of assistance.</span>
+[11:21:53 PM] Oceanstuck: so i wont
+[11:22:09 PM] Oceanstuck: hmm
+[11:22:12 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: helper, to be honest i think we're very scattered about what we are doing right now.
+[11:22:44 PM] Eve Sim: [11:21 PM] Helper:
+<<< I do not know how I can be of assistance.Why not run back in to the fishery to talk to doug?
+[11:22:48 PM] Oceanstuck: hey what if we had helper hang out with mason
+[11:22:52 PM] Wolfcat: Eve nooo
+[11:22:56 PM] Oceanstuck: [11:21 PM] Helper:
+<<< I do not know how I can be of assistance.Helper, Today 8:21 PMWhy not run back in to the fishery to talk to doug?last time he did that he died
+[11:22:59 PM] Wolfcat: Are you addicted to killing helper
+[11:23:02 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: eve that sounds like a terrible idea
+<span class="vip">[11:23:12 PM] Helper: I will do that this instance!</span>
+[11:23:12 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: do you want helper to die again?
+[11:23:15 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: NO
+[11:23:21 PM] Oceanstuck: wait what
+[11:23:21 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: HELPER PLS
+[11:23:27 PM] Oceanstuck: is that for me or eve
+[11:23:29 PM] Mando 寒山: That's weird.
+[11:23:34 PM] Wolfcat: Helper no I can't stand to lose you again
+[11:23:39 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: EVE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
+[11:23:40 PM] Oceanstuck: guys
+[11:23:43 PM] Kidpichu: helper is gonna poof again D: ?
+[11:23:45 PM] Oceanstuck: what if hes talking to me
+[11:23:48 PM] Mando 寒山: Didn't know T-Mobile was allowed to put random cell towers so close to schools.
+[11:23:49 PM] Eve Sim: Ok, Helper don't
+<span class="vip">[11:23:55 PM] Helper: I am not running to the fishery. I was simply joking.</span>
+[11:24:03 PM] Oceanstuck: oh
+<span class="vip">[11:24:08 PM] Helper: What are you on about, Demon?</span>
+[11:24:09 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: (whew)
+[11:24:13 PM] Oceanstuck: what about hanging out with mason
+[11:24:16 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: what?
+[11:24:22 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: i don't want you to die ;-;
+[11:24:23 PM] Eve Sim: My ribs are nearly broken from laughing so hard
+[11:24:26 PM] Wolfcat: Mason's like, with Doug now right
+[11:24:31 PM] Wolfcat: He's in danger too
+[11:24:33 PM] Oceanstuck: is he
+[11:24:35 PM] Wolfcat: I doubt that'd be a good idea
+<span class="vip">[11:24:42 PM] Helper: I am speaking to the demon. Not the half demon.</span>
+[11:24:50 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: oh
+[11:24:51 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: ok
+[11:24:59 PM] Mando 寒山: [11:23 PM] Helper:
+<<< What are you on about, Demon? (chuckle)
+[11:25:00 PM] Kidpichu: chu?
+[11:25:09 PM] Grey: Where exactly is Mason?
+[11:25:25 PM] Oceanstuck: he said in one of the blog posts he was heading home
+[11:25:26 PM] Mando 寒山: He's right where he has to be,
+[11:25:31 PM] Oceanstuck: but that blog post was glitchy so
+[11:25:55 PM] Kidpichu: he wasn't heading home
+[11:26:03 PM] Kidpichu: its a trap D8
+[11:26:20 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Im not sure what we should do
+[11:26:24 PM] Eve Sim: i've been assuming he's at the fishery
+[11:26:26 PM] Oceanstuck: well yeah why do you think i made note of the fact that the post was hijacked
+[11:26:29 PM] Mando 寒山: Do what we've always done
+[11:26:49 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: mando
+[11:26:51 PM] Oceanstuck: if its soaring im led to believe that might not be the best idea
+<span class="vip">[11:26:55 PM] Helper: I have been informed a new message awaits you from a messenger....but not the current one. How odd.</span>
+[11:26:58 PM] Oceanstuck: i mean
+[11:27:02 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: what?
+[11:27:21 PM] Oceanstuck: doug asked us to send mason away and dougs kinda compromised
+<span class="vip">[11:27:22 PM] Helper: What indeed.</span>
+[11:27:36 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Indeed
+[11:27:47 PM] Oceanstuck: mhm
+[11:28:04 PM] Oceanstuck: so whats this about another messenger
+[11:28:08 PM] Grey: Someone who isn't the Grey person?
+[11:28:12 PM] Grey: how odd
+[11:28:33 PM] Wolfcat: <nowiki>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6ubbT8Z2oE</nowiki>
+[11:28:34 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: helper, do you know the identity of the messanger? or know what time period they are from?
+[11:28:44 PM] Wolfcat: It is the video.
+[11:28:56 PM] Oceanstuck: oh
+[11:28:57 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: did that just get posted
+[11:29:03 PM] Wolfcat: Yes
+[11:29:08 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: o
+[11:29:09 PM] Oceanstuck: yeah
+[11:29:15 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: it hasn't been sent to my email yet
+[11:29:25 PM] Wolfcat: He's looking at a radio tower
+[11:29:33 PM] Wolfcat: something Mando just talked about
+[11:29:38 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: oh my
+[11:29:39 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: mando
+[11:29:41 PM] Oceanstuck: hwat
+[11:29:42 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: do you know things we dont
+[11:29:43 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: also
+[11:29:50 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: since im a demon can i get in on it
+[11:30:00 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: HOLY CRAP
+[11:30:09 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: That the video spooked me
+[11:30:17 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: ;-;
+[11:30:20 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: T-Mobile
+[11:30:24 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Mandooooooo
+[11:30:27 PM] Oceanstuck: i havent watched it all yet
+[11:30:39 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: MANDOOOO
+[11:30:49 PM] Eve Sim: fking jump scares...
+[11:31:07 PM] Kidpichu: guys whats that red message at the scream?
+[11:31:17 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: guys
+[11:31:22 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: theres a vocaroo link that's broken
+[11:31:31 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: <nowiki>http://gyazo.com/0b8ae06acd4ca0c8713fff7c8305ca1f</nowiki>
+[11:31:33 PM] Eve Sim: Yes, at the end
+[11:31:33 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: thats at the end
+[11:31:37 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: ill get the red text
+[11:32:10 PM] Grey: what's s0K0II
+[11:32:24 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: it coud be the missing part of the URL
+[11:32:24 PM] Wolfcat: three blanks
+[11:32:27 PM] Wolfcat: six I mean
+[11:32:50 PM] Oceanstuck: plugging it in
+[11:32:59 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: <nowiki>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0K0IIRd1rFi</nowiki>
+[11:33:06 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: this may not be it
+[11:33:12 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: yeah not it
+[11:33:20 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: maybe its a cipher?
+[11:33:25 PM] Oceanstuck: ninjad
+(grey posts a screencap of part of the video)
+[11:34:32 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Hmm
+[11:34:51 PM] Oceanstuck: i sense an incoming moogle
+[11:34:57 PM] Wolfcat: guys
+[11:34:58 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Kupo
+[11:35:27 PM] Mando 寒山: Shhhhhh
+[11:35:28 PM] Kidpichu: yes?
+(wolf posts psychology notes)
+[11:35:30 PM] *** Mugen Kagemaru (W♔♙) has changed the conversation topic to "Internet Detectives (Last Update: Helper Video - 3/30)" ***
+[11:35:33 PM] Wolfcat: Six Blanks
+[11:35:42 PM] Wolfcat: Look at the top right corner
+[11:35:47 PM] Wolfcat: Six blanks in the vocaroo link
+[11:35:51 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: oh my
+[11:35:55 PM] Oceanstuck: o shit
+[11:36:00 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: that alphabet is screwy
+[11:36:13 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: could that be a different shift than the default one?
+[11:36:26 PM] Oceanstuck: ??
+[11:37:11 PM] Oceanstuck: do you mean like
+[11:37:13 PM] Oceanstuck: a crypto
+[11:37:17 PM] Oceanstuck: or a keyed caesar
+[11:37:18 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: nevermind
+[11:37:18 PM] Mando 寒山: Six blanks, sure But do you think they mean anything
+[11:37:19 PM] Oceanstuck: or something
+[11:37:24 PM] Wolfcat: [9:23 PM] Mando 寒山:
+<<< Didn't know T-Mobile was allowed to put random cell towers so close to schools.
+[11:37:31 PM] Grey: what about the letters we got from the videos, channel, and that one page from YSHDT
+[11:37:36 PM] Wolfcat: I always thought this looked like a school (posts orange)
+[11:37:44 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: mando how did you know what happened in the video before it was posted
+[11:37:52 PM] Grey: He probably saw and made a joke
+[11:37:54 PM] Mando 寒山: [11:36 PM] Grey:
+<<< what about the letters we got from the videos, channel, and that one page from YSHDTI don't think so
+[11:37:56 PM] Grey: and didn't tell us
+[11:38:10 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: mando
+[11:38:18 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: if you things they dont
+[11:38:27 PM] Mando 寒山: [11:37 PM] Grey:
+<<< He probably saw and made a joke???
+[11:38:27 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: can we make a truce as demons
+[11:38:36 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: mando have you seen the N video
+[11:38:37 PM] Oceanstuck: if you things they dont
+[11:38:50 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: <nowiki>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6ubbT8Z2oE&hd=1</nowiki>
+[11:38:58 PM] Mando 寒山: Of course I have dude
+[11:39:07 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: mando, if you know things they ont, can i know some of it because im a demon too?
+[11:39:11 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: demon buddies :D
+[11:39:26 PM] Oceanstuck: is helper still here
+[11:39:26 PM] Wolfcat: counting the youtube page and the video titles, we get these letters
+[11:39:26 PM] Wolfcat: M N E R S
+[11:39:38 PM] Mando 寒山: I don't know what I know man
+PS, remember to check your homes
+[11:39:47 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: check your homes how....
+[11:39:48 PM] Oceanstuck: hm?
+[11:39:57 PM] Oceanstuck: why
+[11:40:14 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: hold on somones knocking at my door
+[11:40:20 PM] Oceanstuck: thorin no
+[11:40:20 PM] Grey: wouldn't it be M S R E N
+[11:40:35 PM] Wolfcat: If you go by upload date yes
+[11:40:40 PM] Grey: ha Ms. Ren
+[11:40:45 PM] Grey: wait what
+[11:41:01 PM] Wolfcat: It could eventually spell out a scrambled version of 'Messenger'
+<span class="vip">[11:41:05 PM] *** Helper has left ***</span>
+[11:41:08 PM] Mando 寒山: Bye bye
+[11:41:10 PM] Oceanstuck: and there he goes
+[11:41:10 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: bai
+</poem>
+</div>
+</div>
+<div class="summary">
+<p class="fauxheader">Summary</p>
+<div class="fadediv"></div>
+<ul>
+<li>
+Helper claims to have finished his business with the Mexican drug cartel. He also informs them of a new upload on the [[M]] YouTube channel.
+</li>
+</ul>
+</div>
+<div class="transcriptsum mw-collapsible mw-collapsed">
+<p style="display:inline;">
+<b>
+/7/15 - Chat with Helper - Skype (Internet Detectives)
+</b>
+</p>
+<div class="mw-collapsible-content"><poem>
+<span class="vip">[1:14:05 AM] *** Helper joined. ***</span>
+[1:14:11 AM] Oceanstuck: ohai
+<span class="vip">[1:14:35 AM] Helper: Ehrm.</span>
+[1:14:42 AM] Oceanstuck: is it just me or am i always here when you show up
+<span class="vip">[1:14:46 AM] Helper: Hello adventurers!</span>
+[1:14:52 AM] Oceanstuck: sup
+[1:15:00 AM] Kidpichu: psst ocean who is black for helper?
+[1:15:06 AM] Wolfcat: Hello... Helper.
+[1:15:11 AM] The Sun: black for helper?
+[1:15:15 AM] Oceanstuck: psst ocean who is black for helper?dont ask me
+<span class="vip">[1:15:25 AM] Helper: I do not recall if you have been in my previous meetings.</span>
+[1:15:36 AM] Oceanstuck: then pretend i didnt say anything
+[1:15:43 AM] Kidpichu: ?
+[1:15:58 AM] Captain King Kim-Jong CircleHunter Dedede Desdinova's Career of Evil V: Someone recording this?
+[1:16:01 AM] Mando 寒山: Yooo Helpz
+[1:16:02 AM] Oceanstuck: me
+[1:16:04 AM] Oceanstuck: as usual
+[1:16:39 AM] Oceanstuck: so what brings you here help
+[1:16:39 AM] Kidpichu: thank chu ocean chu the best <3
+[1:17:18 AM] Oceanstuck: helper?
+[1:17:45 AM] The Sun: Jesus have some patience or some shit
+[1:17:46 AM] The Sun: I mean
+[1:17:50 AM] The Sun: He runs drugs 4 a living
+<span class="vip">[1:17:57 AM] Helper: I would like to inform you all of a message given to me. I am no longer a messanger, but I will do such tasks as this if the time calls for it.</span>
+[1:18:20 AM] Oceanstuck: a message huh
+<span class="vip">[1:18:49 AM] Helper: The time will come</span> {{#simple-tooltip-img: http://johnisdead.withinhubris.com/images/a/ae/Lens.png | This message was originally scrambled and wasn't solved until much later on.<br />- Solved by Yuki (4/24/15 - 5:02 AM)}}
+<span class="vip">[1:19:03 AM] Helper: Is what I have been sent to say.</span>
+[1:19:19 AM] Oceanstuck: huh
+[1:19:31 AM] Oceanstuck: gimme a sec
+<span class="vip">[1:19:42 AM] Helper: There may have been more to the message, but I could not hear under the gurgling noises.</span>
+[1:19:45 AM] Captain King Kim-Jong CircleHunter Dedede Desdinova's Career of Evil V: i didnt have the patience to save it but have this
+[1:19:46 AM] Captain King Kim-Jong CircleHunter Dedede Desdinova's Career of Evil V: http://gyazo.com/c0c924937f175293799bfc2d8ea18513
+[1:19:54 AM] Captain King Kim-Jong CircleHunter Dedede Desdinova's Career of Evil V: OH hello
+[1:19:57 AM] The Sun: looks gay
+[1:20:11 AM] The Sun: I like it
+[1:20:22 AM] Captain King Kim-Jong CircleHunter Dedede Desdinova's Career of Evil V: yay
+<span class="vip">[1:20:27 AM] Helper: Hello, demon.</span>
+[1:20:42 AM] Captain King Kim-Jong CircleHunter Dedede Desdinova's Career of Evil V: tried to find the cheesiest fonts possible without using comic sans or papyrus
+[1:20:53 AM] The Sun: Arial
+[1:21:09 AM] Oceanstuck: perfect timing
+[1:21:37 AM] Kidpichu: <3 i will watch it ever friday
+<span class="vip">[1:21:44 AM] Helper: Do you request more of me, adventurers?</span>
+[1:21:50 AM] Captain King Kim-Jong CircleHunter Dedede Desdinova's Career of Evil V: yeah i got a prime time slot on tbs' friday lineup
+[1:21:53 AM] Captain King Kim-Jong CircleHunter Dedede Desdinova's Career of Evil V: hit the big time
+[1:22:00 AM] The Sun: TBS?
+[1:22:05 AM] The Sun: Almost as bad as fox.
+[1:22:36 AM] Kidpichu: uuh is this a merperson message?
+[1:22:37 AM] Oceanstuck: uh sure helper
+[1:22:40 AM] Oceanstuck: um
+[1:22:52 AM] Oceanstuck: i have a question
+<span class="vip">[1:22:56 AM] Helper: Of course not.
+[1:23:13 AM] Helper: Merpeople no longer appreciate my company.</span>
+[1:23:16 AM] Oceanstuck: has anything unusual been flying in the area around the fishery
+[1:23:37 AM] Oceanstuck: Merpeople no longer appreciate my company.also that sounds like an obscure incident that intrigues me in its bizareness
+<span class="vip">[1:23:45 AM] Helper: I do not believe so, but I haven't been there in a while.</span>
+[1:23:54 AM] Oceanstuck: oh
+<span class="vip">[1:23:58 AM] Helper: On account of the death and all.</span>
+[1:24:02 AM] Oceanstuck: i was just wondering since we tried something recently
+<span class="vip">[1:24:36 AM] Helper: The merpeople do not take kindly to the ones who save their quarry.</span>
+[1:24:47 AM] The Sun: What did you guys do?
+[1:25:04 AM] Oceanstuck: merpeople exist?
+[1:25:04 AM] Captain King Kim-Jong CircleHunter Dedede Desdinova's Career of Evil V: We kind of
+[1:25:06 AM] Captain King Kim-Jong CircleHunter Dedede Desdinova's Career of Evil V: Stole Doug
+[1:25:11 AM] Captain King Kim-Jong CircleHunter Dedede Desdinova's Career of Evil V: Or attempted to, anyway
+[1:25:11 AM] Oceanstuck: wait what am i saying im a water spirit
+[1:25:12 AM] The Sun: wat
+[1:25:14 AM] Oceanstuck: of course they exist
+<span class="vip">[1:25:46 AM] Helper: They exist just the same as alligators and the bermuda triangle do.</span>
+[1:26:05 AM] Oceanstuck: describe them
+[1:26:13 AM] Captain King Kim-Jong CircleHunter Dedede Desdinova's Career of Evil V: we did four actions at one time and i'm not even sure it did anything
+<span class="vip">[1:26:18 AM] Helper: They are pretty fishy.</span>
+[1:26:23 AM] The Sun: wat
+[1:26:25 AM] Kidpichu: XD
+[1:26:29 AM] Oceanstuck: :P
+[1:26:33 AM] The Sun: Ah, it doesn't matter.
+[1:26:39 AM] The Sun: #fuckthefish
+[1:26:41 AM] Kidpichu: how about dragons?
+[1:26:55 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: IM SO FUCKING PISSED BUT ALSO EXITED ITS 2 HOURS UNTILL ITS TECHNICALLY MY BIRTHDAY
+[1:27:07 AM] Oceanstuck: ooh
+[1:27:08 AM] Kidpichu: omg 8D
+<span class="vip">[1:27:12 AM] Helper: I am not sure dragons will help you.</span>
+[1:27:13 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: BUT HOES AT MY SCHOOL TRYING TO CLOSE MY LAPTOP BROKE THE FUCKING HINGE
+[1:27:21 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: oh hi helper
+[1:27:23 AM] Oceanstuck: that sucks
+<span class="vip">[1:27:25 AM] Helper: Happy birthday, adventurer.</span>
+[1:27:33 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: didn't realize you were here, sorry about screaming like that
+<span class="vip">[1:27:34 AM] Helper: I may get you a gift.</span>
+[1:27:36 AM] Kidpichu: HAPPY ALMOST BIRTHDAY
+[1:27:39 AM] Oceanstuck: hahahaha
+[1:27:40 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Ooh
+[1:27:41 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: :D
+[1:27:44 AM] Oceanstuck: ooh get him something good
+<span class="vip">[1:27:47 AM] Helper: Anyways.
+[1:27:59 AM] Helper: I am surprised none of you asked whom the sender was.</span>
+[1:28:12 AM] Oceanstuck: i was gonna get to that eventually
+[1:28:16 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: sorry for disrupting, I just was dropping in to share some rage. Somone fill me in on whats happening tomorrow
+[1:28:19 AM] Wolfcat: Was it Mason by any chance?
+[1:28:20 AM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Cya guys
+[1:28:25 AM] Oceanstuck: seeya thorin
+<span class="vip">[1:28:35 AM] Helper: The wolf man hit the nail on the point.</span>
+[1:28:45 AM] Oceanstuck: so it was mason
+[1:28:46 AM] Wolfcat: He did say his basement was flooding
+[1:28:48 AM] Wolfcat: oh no
+[1:28:49 AM] Wolfcat: gurgling
+<span class="vip">[1:28:53 AM] Helper: It is Mason who has sent it.</span>
+[1:28:57 AM] Oceanstuck: ...shit
+<span class="vip">[1:29:05 AM] Helper: Soon it will be Mason.
+[1:29:07 AM] Helper: Or...
+[1:29:20 AM] Helper: You know.</span>
+[1:29:33 AM] Oceanstuck: You know.:?
+<span class="vip">[1:29:44 AM] Helper: He'll be dead soon if the weather doesn't change for the better.</span>
+[1:29:52 AM] Kidpichu: D:
+[1:29:54 AM] Captain King Kim-Jong CircleHunter Dedede Desdinova's Career of Evil V: oh fuck
+[1:29:58 AM] Oceanstuck: define better
+[1:30:14 AM] Wolfcat: uuugh I can't solve this cipher
+[1:30:15 AM] Kidpichu: dawn make it better please?
+<span class="vip">[1:30:21 AM] Helper: It is currently downpouring.</span>
+[1:30:26 AM] The Sun: Fuk no.
+[1:30:28 AM] The Sun: He dies
+[1:30:30 AM] The Sun: I win
+[1:30:31 AM] Oceanstuck: ohh
+[1:30:37 AM] Kidpichu: i'll let you eat a puppy?
+[1:30:51 AM] Wolfcat: But other-helper will probably start the rain again
+[1:30:51 AM] Kidpichu: and add a kitten?
+[1:31:00 AM] Oceanstuck: are you sure
+[1:31:03 AM] Wolfcat: But we can still try
+[1:31:08 AM] Oceanstuck: ok
+[1:31:28 AM] Kidpichu: is there a way to freeze other helper?
+<span class="vip">[1:31:29 AM] Helper: Mason is stuck inside a storm drain, if any of you were worried about what situation he is in.</span>
+[1:31:49 AM] Oceanstuck: how did he get in a storm drain
+[1:32:01 AM] Kidpichu: D: did he try to meet the tmnt?
+<span class="vip">[1:32:02 AM] Helper: Yes, how?</span>
+[1:32:16 AM] Kidpichu: cause that's happened...
+<span class="vip">[1:32:16 AM] Helper: It seems like an odd place to hang around.</span>
+[1:32:50 AM] The Tylep: yes
+[1:32:53 AM] Ifrit [KILL ALL NORMIES]: OI BRUV CHEK MY BEATZ https://clyp.it/4jg15sqr
+[1:32:55 AM] *** The Tylep awakens ***
+<span class="vip">[1:32:57 AM] Helper: Or...drown in.</span>
+[1:33:01 AM] Oceanstuck: ifrit not now
+[1:33:03 AM] Ifrit [KILL ALL NORMIES]: srsly tho what do u guys think of that
+[1:33:13 AM] The Tylep: wo hot as fuk fam
+[1:33:20 AM] Ifrit [KILL ALL NORMIES]: #fireemoji
+[1:33:31 AM] The Tylep: like right off the bat in the first 5 seconds
+[1:33:35 AM] Kidpichu: fritty can you not
+[1:33:52 AM] Ifrit [KILL ALL NORMIES]: im trying to convince gf to scream nonsense about drugs and occultism over it a la crystal castles
+[1:33:54 AM] Wolfcat: Someone wanna try song of storms?
+[1:33:57 AM] Oceanstuck: i wanna post storms right now
+[1:33:58 AM] Ifrit [KILL ALL NORMIES]: but she hasn't done it yet
+[1:34:04 AM] Wolfcat: try it
+[1:34:07 AM] Oceanstuck: but im looking for a video to save me the time itd take to record
+[1:34:21 AM] Kidpichu: do eet
+[1:34:34 AM] Wolfcat: meanwhile lets think of an alternative
+[1:34:35 AM] Captain King Kim-Jong CircleHunter Dedede Desdinova's Career of Evil V: Helper 2 was able to use the OST video to keep it going
+[1:34:47 AM] Oceanstuck: o yeah
+<span class="vip">[1:34:53 AM] Helper: I really must get going now, however.</span>
+[1:35:08 AM] Captain King Kim-Jong CircleHunter Dedede Desdinova's Career of Evil V: Thank you for the advice, Helper
+[1:35:10 AM] Kidpichu: thanks helper
+[1:35:18 AM] Wolfcat: Thanks Helper, and goodbye
+[1:35:21 AM] Oceanstuck: buh bye
+<span class="vip">[1:35:30 AM] Helper: If the weather does change, I am unsure I would like to be outside when it happens.
+[1:35:37 AM] Helper: Good day!
+[1:35:41 AM] *** Helper has left ***</span>
+</poem>
+</div>
+</div>
+<div class="summary">
+<p class="fauxheader">Summary</p>
+<div class="fadediv"></div>
+<ul>
+<li>
+Helper informs the players that [[Mason]] has been trapped within a storm drain that is currently filling with water.
+</li>
+</ul>
+</div>
+<div class="transcriptsum mw-collapsible mw-collapsed">
+<p style="display:inline;">
+<b>
+/22/15 - Chat with Helper - Skype (Internet Detectives)
+</b>
+</p>
+<div class="mw-collapsible-content"><poem>
+<span class="vip">[10:31:00 PM] *** Helper joined. ***</span>
+[10:31:07 PM] Mando 寒山: oh no not this asshole
+[10:31:18 PM] Mando 寒山: i mean
+[10:31:18 PM] Mando 寒山: hello
+[10:31:20 PM] Wolfcat: Helper <3<3<3
+<span class="vip">[10:31:20 PM] Helper: Oh, okay.
+[10:31:23 PM] Helper: Bye, adventurers!</span>
+[10:31:27 PM] Mando 寒山: goodbye
+<span class="vip">[10:31:28 PM] *** Helper has left ***</span>
+[10:31:32 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Oh hi
+[10:31:34 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: whayt
+[10:31:34 PM] Tylep the rotaerc: LOL
+[10:31:35 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: aw
+[10:31:38 PM] Tylep the rotaerc: DYING
+[10:31:38 PM] Oceanstuck: nice going mando
+[10:31:40 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: ;-; helper I love you come baaack
+[10:31:46 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: also ocean
+[10:31:47 PM] Wolfcat: :c helper (hb)
+[10:31:49 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: my dropbox is full
+[10:31:49 PM] Mando 寒山: no problem I'll be here all week
+[10:31:50 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: again
+[10:32:01 PM] Oceanstuck: nooo D:
+<span class="vip">[10:32:08 PM] *** Helper joined. ***</span>
+[10:32:12 PM] Oceanstuck: also we have 2 copies of fnafb so
+[10:32:15 PM] Mando 寒山: Oh no not THIS asshole
+[10:32:22 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: HI HELPER I LOVE YOU
+<span class="vip">[10:32:24 PM] Helper: Oh okay.
+[10:32:39 PM] Helper: Anyways, hello adventurers!</span>
+[10:32:42 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: So, how's it going helper? :D
+<span class="vip">[10:32:49 PM] Helper: I am here to deliver a message.</span>
+[10:32:56 PM] Kidpichu: I like delivered messages
+[10:32:56 PM] Mando 寒山: The message isAsparagus
+[10:33:00 PM] Wolfcat: WHAT COULD IT MEAN
+[10:33:16 PM] Eve: Hi Helper!
+[10:33:20 PM] Kidpichu: I keep dozing off
+[<span class="vip">10:33:24 PM] Helper: As I have lost my hat, and you heroes clearly are not on top of things, this message has been somewhat delayed.</span>
+[10:33:28 PM] Oceanstuck: hello helper
+<span class="vip">[10:33:29 PM] Helper: By about fourteen days.</span>
+[10:33:34 PM] Kidpichu: D:
+[10:33:37 PM] Mando 寒山: Sorry buddy I tried telling them how to play games but they just don't listen
+<span class="vip">[10:33:47 PM] Helper: Yes!</span>
+[10:34:02 PM] Oceanstuck: ok this is just the worst time for my internet to stop working
+[10:34:06 PM] Oceanstuck: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
+<span class="vip">[10:34:10 PM] Helper: As it just so happens, you have not gone down the rabbit hole!</span>
+[10:34:11 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: <nowiki>http://gyazo.com/f9a3447305353bd4c0a3100f78decf04</nowiki>
+[10:34:11 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: :L
+[10:34:20 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: is that a good thing?
+[10:34:26 PM] Mando 寒山: guys this is important listen up
+[10:34:29 PM] Oceanstuck: dont mind me helps im just frustrated grumble grumble
+[10:34:47 PM] Kidpichu: Helper how do we find the rabbit hole?
+[10:34:50 PM] Mando 寒山: Should I tell mugen
+<span class="vip">[10:34:52 PM] Helper: Or, more precicely, you guys "Missed something fucking big and apparent"</span>
+[10:34:52 PM] Mando 寒山: JK
+[10:34:57 PM] Mando 寒山: Yes
+[10:35:01 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: oh
+[10:35:09 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: so in other words we're all idiots?
+[10:35:16 PM] Mando 寒山: wel
+<span class="vip">[10:35:18 PM] Helper: And that "Someone died because of your fuck up".</span>
+[10:35:19 PM] Kidpichu: I'm sick
+[10:35:24 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: oh god
+[10:35:31 PM] Mando 寒山: Oh thank god we killed Patrem
+<span class="vip">[10:35:40 PM] Helper: Not my words, I tell you!</span>
+[10:35:40 PM] Mando 寒山: ARG saved
+[10:35:42 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Who did we kill?
+<span class="vip">[10:35:56 PM] Helper: This came straight from your questgiver!</span>
+[10:36:02 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Oh god
+[10:36:06 PM] Mando 寒山: Who's dead
+[10:36:08 PM] Mando 寒山: Who got murked
+[10:36:20 PM] Mando 寒山: Who dropped the spaghetti on the linoleum at papa johns
+[10:36:32 PM] Kidpichu: can it be me
+[10:36:33 PM] Kidpichu: ?
+<span class="vip">[10:36:42 PM] Helper: I have no clue!</span>
+[10:36:46 PM] Kidpichu: D: that was awful
+<span class="vip">[10:37:11 PM] Helper: I just know that finding out what it is should be priority number one.
+[10:37:28 PM] Helper: Well, good day!
+[10:37:36 PM] Helper: Try not to kill anyone else.</span>
+[10:37:37 PM] Mando 寒山: Seeya buddy
+<span class="vip">[10:37:39 PM] Helper: Murderers.</span>
+[10:37:40 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: Bye helper!
+[10:37:43 PM] Mando 寒山: I can't promise
+[10:37:43 PM] ₳ḎUL₸_ⱢINĶ: ;-;
+<span class="vip">[10:37:44 PM] *** Helper has left ***</span>
+[10:37:52 PM] Mando 寒山: So we killed someone
+[10:37:54 PM] Mando 寒山: That's good
+[10:37:55 PM] Mando 寒山: Progress
+[10:38:02 PM] Wolfcat: Mason I guess
+</poem>
+</div>
+</div>
+<div class="summary">
+<p class="fauxheader">Summary</p>
+<div class="fadediv"></div>
+<ul>
+<li>
+Helper informs the [[players]] that they've missing something big. Because of this, someone has supposedly died.
+</li>
+</ul>
+</div>
+<div class="transcriptsum mw-collapsible mw-collapsed">
+<p style="display:inline;">
+<b>
+/3/15 - Chat with Helper - Skype (Internet Detectives)
+</b>
+</p>
+<div class="mw-collapsible-content"><poem>
+<span class="vip">[5:48:37 AM] *** Helper joined. ***</span>
+[5:48:44 AM] Oceanstuck: its gone again
+[5:48:45 AM] Oceanstuck: ohai helper
+<span class="vip">[5:48:49 AM] Helper: What did you do.</span>
+[5:48:54 AM] Archery 2000: hello helper
+[5:48:57 AM] Oceanstuck: fucked up apparently
+<span class="vip">[5:49:08 AM] Helper: More than that.</span>
+[5:49:10 AM] Dovid Magady: We pissed off doug.
+<span class="vip">[5:49:15 AM] Helper: Fix it.</span>
+[5:49:18 AM] Dovid Magady: What were the repercussions of that?
+[5:49:20 AM] Oceanstuck: how
+<span class="vip">[5:49:22 AM] *** Helper has left ***</span>
+[5:49:24 AM] Dovid Magady: How?
+[5:49:35 AM] Oceanstuck: god dammit
+[5:49:40 AM] Dovid Magady: HOW THE FUCK WAS THAT FUCKING HELPFUL
+</poem>
+</div>
+</div>
+<div class="summary">
+<p class="fauxheader">Summary</p>
+<div class="fadediv"></div>
+<ul>
+<li>
+After posting the [[Bomb Plans]] and cutting off contact with [[Doug]], Helper tells the [[players]] to fix their mistake.
+</li>
+</ul>
+</div>