The Jaeger

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The Jaeger

The Jaeger wearing their iconic alien mask.

Name	The Jaeger
Alias	"The Watcher"
Affiliation	Unknown
Gender	Unknown
Status	Unknown
Relations	Unknown

The Jaeger is an enigmatic antagonist who first appeared during the Astral Arc of Johnisdead. First dubbed "The Watcher" by the players, the identity and goals of The Jaeger are currently unknown. They seem to have targeted both Greth and Moonman in the past and wish to incite some sort of important aggregation.

Story

On May 4th, 2018, Greth began uploading videos to a new YouTube channel - Greth Vlogs. While these videos initially seemed to be simple daily vlogs, players quickly began noticing strange oddities within them. On May 7th, The Jaeger appeared for the first time in the video happy birthday. At the time, players were unaware of their name so they simply called them "The Watcher". The Jaeger would continue occasionally appearing within videos on the Greth Vlogs channel - usually in the form of brief cuts in the footage or in video glitches. Once Patrem took control of Greth on October 11th, video uploads slowed down and The Jaeger stopped appearing as frequently.

On October 24th, 2020, Moonman began contacting the players via video uploads on Greth Vlogs. Moonman was now in a similar position to Greth - seemingly trapped in his own home while being haunted by The Jaeger. On November 10th, The Jaeger themselves seemingly uploaded a video to Greth Vlogs in the form of MOONMAN'S RECKONING. This video was disguised as a message from Moonman asking the players to forget about him. The next day, The Jaeger left a threatening video directed towards the players and Moonman on Silentdork - Abduction. After this, The Jaeger joined the Astral Observatory Forums and informed the players that Moonman was now completely in their possession and would soon be aggregated.

Fortunately, the players managed to help Moonman escape The Jaeger with the submission of SAVING MOONMAN.mp4, which teleported him to the safety of IsocelesAssassin's home. Moonman did not remain there long, however. After discovering that BUP could potentially possess him and harm his friends, Moonman departed, not wanting any harm to befall his friends. After this, The Jaeger could be seen stalking Moonman from the shadows once again.

Personality

Not much is known about The Jaeger's personality, as they've rarely been speaking. They appear to be very cold and calculated, occasionally going out of their way to cruelly taunt the players.

Archive

Relevant documents and files pertaining to The Jaeger.

Conversations

11/12/20 - "Thought you should know." - the_jaeger

November 12th, 2020

the_jaeger 1:20 AM: "The aggregation will commence soon. There was never anything you could do to stop it. Your friend is ours. It's time to give in this game and pretend your life is normal."
IsocelesAssassin 1:25 AM: "Who are you and how did you even manage to create an account on your own?"
ɢʜᴏsᴛʙᴀʙᴇʟ 1:30 AM: "ɪ ʙᴇʟɪᴇᴠᴇ ᴛʜɪs ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴄᴜʀʀᴇɴᴛʟʏ ᴠɪsɪᴛɪɴɢ ᴏᴜʀ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅ ɢʀᴇᴛʜ, ғᴜʟʟʏ ᴇᴏ̨ᴜɪᴘᴘᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ sɴɪᴅᴇ ᴀᴛᴛɪᴛᴜᴅᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄʀʏᴘᴛɪᴄ ᴛᴀᴜɴᴛs. ᴡʜᴀᴛ's ᴛʜɪs ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴀɢɢʀᴇɢᴀᴛɪᴏɴ, ɴᴏᴡ?"
the_jaeger 1:33 AM: "The False Father seeks transit to witness the final rebirth."

November 13th, 2020

NotAHoax_M12 8:26 PM: "Brother I do not know who you are but I am not taking a liking to your ATTITUDE and if you are threatening my friends I will have to TAKE YOU DOWN."
Jose 8:35 PM: "Brother hoax, this is brother Jos, that guy is a fuck, take out the shotgun. thank for your time."

November 17th, 2020

Kaiden_Zoromichi 6:04 PM: "Who the hell are you?"

November 18th, 2020

TheOtherLiam 5:54 AM: "He’s a creepy stalker that’s been hanging out in the background for awhile. We call him “Watcher”. He’s been trying to get us to give up, calling us all useless and such. Joke’s on him, that’s never stopped us from doing shit anyway. I assume he’s scared we’ll actually stop whatever’s happening, otherwise he wouldn’t bother. Then again I did just get nearly wiped out of existence by one of these creepy evil guys. Granted I think BUP was in another league than this tool, but still. Be safe, yall."

November 21st, 2020

TLBITW 12:56 PM: "is matt hubbard the watcher?"

November 27th, 2020

TLBITW 6:04 PM: "whats gonna happen?"

November 28th, 2020

TLBITW 5:49 PM: "someone gonna post something?"
IIFan2001 7:46 PM: "No"
IIFan2001 7:46 PM: "Oh wait"

December 11th, 2020

TLBITW 12:58 AM: "also nocta dont be scared"

December 21st, 2020

IsocelesAssassin 10:56 PM: ""also nocta dont be scared" He fucking should be."

Summary

• The Jaeger implies that Moonman will be used for some sort of aggregation for the "false father".

3/17/21 - "Hey guys." - moonman31

March 17th, 2021

moonman31 2:03 AM: "No memes. No bullshit."
moonman31 2:03 AM: "I'm not oblivious to posts on here. I can read not only what's going on…
but the atmosphere. I think it's time I head on out anyways... I wouldn't want to endanger anyone. I can feel it. This aggregation process. Your body fights it like a cold, but it wants to take over. A bad sweat you can't shake. I'm getting nervous. Shit, the Watcher was on my tail, and now this? Maybe I was helpful once, but how many times have I needed to be rescued now?"
moonman31 2:03 AM: "I... I.."
moonman31 2:03 AM: "I suppose I never belonged."
moonman31 2:03 AM: "I suppose I was never truly one of you."
moonman31 2:03 AM: "Despite all that, I felt close to you all."
moonman31 2:03 AM: "There is little I can do to help you anymore, is there?"
moonman31 2:03 AM: "When was the last time I was even able to be any help?"
moonman31 2:03 AM: "The best way to help anyone, would be to disappear…"
moonman31 2:03 AM: "So that’s what I’m going to do now."
moonman31 2:03 AM: "I've changd my appearance, don't try and follow me."
moonman31 2:03 AM: "🌝goodbye guys🌝"
moonman31 2:03 AM: "🌙🌙download Naruto AMVs🌙🌙"
IsocelesAsssassin 9:49 AM: "FUCK"
IsocelesAssassin 9:59 AM: "You know this isn't the case. We've been friends for ages now and not once have we ever viewed you as a burden - don't say shit like that. I don't know if you'll even be checking here anymore, but on the off-chance you see this, please come back to us. We'll be able to deal with whatever shit these assholes throw at us as they come, I promise you."
IsocelesAssassin 9:59 AM: "Please, you're my last remaining friend from WH and I can't stand to lose anyone else."
TLBITW 6:17 PM: ": ("
the_jaeger 10:39 PM: "..."

Summary

• The Jaeger acknowledges Moonman's sudden departure from IsocelesAssassin's home.

Images

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Videos

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  happy birthday

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  greth vlogģgghhghhhhhhhhhhhhggggģ

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  Greth Vlogs 11

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  never sleeping

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  Sky Children - Kaleidoscope

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  Message received

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  MOONMAN'S RECKONING

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  Abduction

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  Just this last time in my life

References

Characters
Harbingers	Links DougLunar Children: The First Giant Lunar Children: Douglas • JadusableLunar Children: The Second Giant Moon Children: Alex Hall • Kayd HendricksMoon Children: Rem • Mason • Tyler Internet Detectives CircleHunter • Dawn • Greth • JacobLunar Children: Vincent Adams • John • JoséAstral Observatory: Yugi • Wolfcat Allies DeadOne • Drowned • Erika • Helper • Max • SKMLunar Children: LiquidSaint
Lunar Children	Figures Luna • Patrem • Tenebris LinkMoon Children: Mr. D • The First GiantHarbingers: Doug Lunar Children: Douglas • The Second GiantHarbingers: Jadusable Moon Children: Alex Hall • The Third GiantMoon Children: Spencer • The Fourth Giant Elder Children Alan Alphonse • Ezekiel Konrad • Jennifer • Kylie • LiquidSaintHarbingers: SKM • MattRMoon Children: Ifrit • Vincent AdamsHarbingers: Jacob Members Alignak • Carla • Cici849 • Daniel • Douglas • Eddie • George • HarryM1 • Hina616 • Hope • Jarilo333Moon Children: Jeremy Jarvis • Jie_Lin_HunterL • Jason • Kalfu9000 • KevinMoon Children: Insidiae • Losna152 • Luke • Mason • Sheepdog • Sin_Yarikh • 1_Tsukuyomi_1
Moon Children	Moderators Chris • SpencerLunar Children: The Third Giant • IfritLunar Children: MattR • InsidiaeLunar Children: Kevin • Mr. DLunar Children: Tenebris Link Members Alex HallHarbingers: Jadusable Lunar Children: The Second Giant • Ben Hubbard • Danielle • David • Diana Hubbard • Hank Hubbard • Jeremy JarvisLunar Children: Jarilo333 • RemHarbingers: Kayd Hendricks • Rosa • The Old Man • Thomas • William Reynolds
Astral Observatory	Astral Children IsocelesAssassinHacker Group: The Gray Man • Kaiden_Zoromichi • moonman31 • Nocta • NotAHoax_M12 • Samuel Charleston • YugiHarbingers: José • yuukichan Hacker Group GHOSTBABEL • Seth • Dusk • The Gray ManAstral Observatory: IsocelesAssassin
Other / Unaffiliated	Layered Beings BUP • IIIII • Synchron • TheLaw • The Producer WireTalk Mr. Silent • Mrs. Moon Janus Entities Child • Dead • Halicord • Prominence • Shadow_0388 • Stackoverflow • Trapped Other Cody • Hilario • Hotspot • Kyle • OFA Group • Pumpkinhead • Pursan • The Jaeger • Time Turner • Randy BUP's DnD Game Flint • Greth of Ruskunne • Innsman Greth • The Jester • Max (DnD) • Munnin • Sam the Genasi