Story (Full) 10
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The story so far...
In the previous section, players jumped ahead to the present - 2015. Here, they were introduced to a much larger and complex world as the inner-workings of the cult and those connected to it were laid out before them. The players were once again approached by Drowned, who was still fleeing from Patrem. Drowned led them to a new website that was filled with ascended spirits - Johnisdead.com. This came as a shock because John was the name of one of their fellow players. Shortly after this, the players were introduced to SKM - an odd hacker who was fighting against the cult. SKM proceeded to reveal a great deal of information to the players:
Three of the players were now gone - John, Jacob, and Tyler. John was the Burned One mentioned by Patrem. He died on the night of the ritual that he and the Flying Child interfered with - November 11th, 2011. This ritual was the ascension of the Grand Child, whose real name is Regiminis. Jacob went missing at some point before all of this. Meanwhile, Tyler was perfectly fine - though his memories of the YSHDT Arc and the players had been removed by Patrem.
SKM reveals that he's allied with Drowned, though he isn't sure who or what they are exactly. The two are fighting against Patrem's cult - the Lunar Children. Originally, the Lunar Children and the Moon Children were one-in-the-same. However, due to some sort of schism, members of the Moon Children left the cult to form the Lunar Children. This came as a shock to many players as they had mistakenly believed they were interacting with the Moon Children this entire time.
Right now it seems that Regiminis and Patrem are attempting to capture Drowned and John. Though Tyler is not in any immediate danger, the cult is planning on sacrificing him at some point. Thankfully, SKM revealed that Tyler will soon become active on a YouTube channel titled Silentdork, which will give the players an opportunity to contact him. If they play their cards right, they may be able to restore his memories and help him avoid his terrible fate...
On May 20th, 2015, Johnisdead.com updated with text reading "JOHNIS" and an image showing the remains of a burned home titled "HOME.jpg" - a grisly reminder of John's fate.
Due to the chaotic events that took place a few nights prior, the amount of new information dropped on the players, and rising tensions due to in-fighting, the players were beginning to feel a bit lost. To let off some steam, several Internet Detectives began teasing the player Mugen Kagemaru, tricking him into believing that they were creating a separate player group that was loyal to Patrem. Mugen took this seriously - so much so that he posted a veiled threat to tear the player Wolfcat's arm off.
Thankfully, on May 21st, 2015, a familiar face returned to greet the players amidst the chaos.
Hello adventurers.
What seems to be the issue?
Just a dispute between the factions
Factions?
I must inquire into these factions.
What constitutes a faction?
Length & Girth
Their opinion of Patrem, it would seem
Yes, a faction must be large.
And most probably uncut.
Anyway as I said, the boundaries lie in each one's opinion of a certain purple man
But never mind that
What can we do for you this morning?
I had been told there was a problem.
I simply joined to help.
We were just waiting for SKM to report back
And you were already here when the Patrem dispute came up so I dunno what happened
Father never threatened to tear my arm off. Father would never treat me this way.
You're right
He'd threaten worse
Except he wouldn't deliver, as he'd hope the fear would suffice
As for the arm thing, it was an example
That did happen to me
The burns too just before that bit
I was 15
wow. so, you only have one arm?
Oh no I've since gotten a new one
Along with the rest
Helper claims he was sent to assist the players - presumably due to the in-fighting and lack of direction. However, the Internet Detectives seem too pre-occupied with trolling their fellow player Mugen Kagemaru, whose ridiculous claim of having lost an arm led to the creation of some ironic fanart:
Hello.
Sorry for my short absence.
I had a party interfere and tell me not to reveal some choice information.
Was he purple?
His color is of no concern.
That is "racist".
But convenient
Hence why I asked
And no
I did not ask because his color meant he was of inferior species
I do not believe colors define species.
Interestingly, Helper says that someone pulled him aside and told him not to reveal something... Meanwhile, the players continue teasing Mugen by pretending to be cultists:
Wolf, father knows you nearly spilled info. You're in for it.
No eve don't tell please D:
Father is going to be mad, wolf
Pichu... please don't tell Father
I'll tell him it was my fault wolf don't worry
No... don't tell him. Father doesn't have to know.
but eve's gonna tell 3:
I'll stop her
thanks arg ^-^
You're treading down a dark path, dov.
father is enraged, there is no turning back
I don't care, he will not know what is not told to him
He knows everything.
People, and some of our own members, may like to think we're gods, but we're not. One thing to keep in mind, "children"
Seeing that the players are now all unified in trolling Mugen, Helper takes his leave.
So am I still needed here?
I am unsure.
Maybe you are
But I dunno
Alright, I will leave you all for now.
It is good I didn't have to withhold information.
Specifically information about eyes.
Father. He is the one true God.
yes wolf
submit
let yourself fall onto it.
on to it
Let his spire fill you
He came to me.
And I, to him.
...
Pssh
If Patrem is a god then so am I
I do not believe there is a god in this realm.
See
Helper has the right idea
But if there was one close to godhood, it'd be the father
Before departing, Helper implies that the information he was forbidden from sharing was something relating to "eyes". He then leaves, briefly joining the players in teasing Mugen.
Chat with Helper
[2:50:42 AM] helpmail: Hello adventurers.
[2:50:50 AM] helpmail: What seems to be the issue?
[2:51:05 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): Just a dispute between the factions
[2:51:20 AM] helpmail: Factions?
[2:51:22 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: What constitutes a faction?
[2:51:38 AM] helpmail: I must inquire into these factions.
[2:51:38 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): Their opinion of Patrem, it would seem
[2:51:44 AM] Eve: [Wednesday, May 20, 2015 11:51 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: <<< What constitutes a faction? Length & Girth
[2:52:18 AM] helpmail: Yes, a faction must be large.
[2:52:30 AM] helpmail: And most probably uncut.
[2:53:08 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): Anyway as I said, the boundaries lie in each one's opinion of a certain purple man
[2:53:16 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): But never mind that
[2:53:27 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): What can we do for you this morning?
[2:53:54 AM] kidpichu: its tote midnight her x3
[2:53:59 AM] helpmail: I had been told there was a problem.
[2:54:05 AM] Dovid Magady: Yes.
[2:54:07 AM] helpmail: I simply joined to help.
[2:55:20 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): What problem? We had nothing to do that I can recall
[2:55:30 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): We were just waiting for SKM to report back
[2:56:07 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): And you were already here when the Patrem dispute came up so I dunno what happened
[2:56:12 AM] Wolfcat: Father never threatened to tear my arm off. Father would never treat me this way.
[2:56:22 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): You're right
[2:56:27 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): He'd threaten worse
[2:56:49 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): Except he wouldn't deliver, as he'd hope the fear would suffice
[2:57:25 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): As for the arm thing, it was an example
[2:57:32 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): That did happen to me
[2:57:41 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): The burns too just before that bit
[2:57:49 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): I was 15
[2:58:25 AM] Dovid Magady: wow. so, you only have one arm?
[2:58:41 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): Oh no I've since gotten a new one
[2:58:46 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): Along with the rest
[2:58:47 AM] Dovid Magady: COOL
[2:58:55 AM] Wolfcat: Like a Namekian?
[2:59:01 AM] Dovid Magady: what do you mean, the resr>
[2:59:39 AM] kidpichu: fullmetal alchemist
[2:59:52 AM] Wolfcat: Eve tell him...
[2:59:55 AM] kidpichu: yeah it midnight
[3:00:04 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): @Dov Well how else do you get a left arm without needing prosthetics or stitching someone else's arm to the stump?
[3:00:20 AM] Dovid Magady: Live without one?
[3:00:20 AM] Wolfcat: Tell him about your special eyes...
[3:00:24 AM] Dovid Magady: wow. that's like.... awesome
[3:00:28 AM] Eve: Mugen was made from the best parts of a thousand edgy nerds. 6 Million Dollar Mugen.
[3:00:35 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): Well I didn't do that
[3:00:41 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): And ew, Eve
[3:00:46 AM] Dovid Magady: You are the most amazing people I actually know sort of
[3:01:27 AM] helpmail: Hello.
[3:01:35 AM | Edited 12:01:49 AM] helpmail: Sorry for my short absence.
[3:01:37 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): Allo Helper
[3:01:57 AM] Dovid Magady: Mugen Kagemaru (K♦) 12:02 AM Allo
[3:02:05 AM] kidpichu: hi helper x3
[3:02:10 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): 3:02 here
[3:02:16 AM] helpmail: I had a party interfere and tell me not to reveal some choice information.
[3:02:29 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): Was he purple?
[3:02:32 AM] kidpichu: mugi get to make a wish at 3:03
[3:02:51 AM] helpmail: His color is of no concern.
[3:02:59 AM] helpmail: That is "racist".
[3:03:00 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): But convenient
[3:03:05 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): Hence why I asked
[3:03:11 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): And no
[3:03:52 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): I did not ask because his color meant he was of inferior species
[3:04:27 AM] kidpichu: but mugi aren't you purple ?
[3:04:41 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): I wear a purple jacket
[3:04:46 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): That's kinda it
[3:04:47 AM] Eve: Wolf, father knows you nearly spilled info. You're in for it.
[3:04:53 AM] helpmail: I do not believe colors define species.
[3:05:04 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): Some do
[3:05:08 AM] kidpichu: No eve don't tell please
[3:05:11 AM] kidpichu: D:
[3:05:14 AM] Dovid Magady: Father is going to be mad, wolf
[3:05:16 AM] Wolfcat: Pichu... please don't tell Father
[3:05:23 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): That's what makes them the truly inferior
[3:05:23 AM] Eve: he's gonna show you, the LOOOOOONG arm of the law
[3:05:32 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): Humans, folks like me and the purple man, even spirits and (true) gods
[3:05:36 AM] kidpichu: I won't
[3:05:46 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): You're all equally stupid
[3:05:46 AM] Dovid Magady: your a god?
[3:05:55 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): No you dunce
[3:05:59 AM] Dovid Magady: Oh
[3:06:01 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: So what you're saying is...
[3:06:08 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: You're racist?
[3:06:30 AM] Wolfcat: This goes deeper than you know...
[3:06:46 AM] Dovid Magady: Father will be mad, wolf.
[3:06:53 AM] Wolfcat: The other 7 know all too well.
[3:06:59 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): @Dov I cited the gods and whatever me and Mr. Purple are separately for a reason.
[3:07:15 AM] kidpichu: I'll tell him it was my fault wolf don't worry
[3:07:25 AM] Dovid Magady: What was that reason>
[3:07:31 AM] helpmail: So am I still needed here?
[3:07:36 AM] helpmail: I am unsure.
[3:07:40 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): Maybe you are
[3:07:44 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): But I dunno
[3:07:53 AM] Wolfcat: No... don't tell him. Father doesn't have to know.
[3:08:08 AM] kidpichu: but eve's gonna tell
[3:08:11 AM] kidpichu: 3:
[3:08:21 AM] Dovid Magady: I'll stop her
[3:08:22 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): @Dov People, and some of our own members, may like to think we're gods, but we're not
[3:08:39 AM] Dovid Magady: such as who?
[3:08:56 AM] kidpichu: thanks arg ^-^
[3:09:12 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): Well Patrem himself, to name the obvious example
[3:09:19 AM] Eve: You're treading down a dark path, dov.
[3:09:24 AM] Dovid Magady: What about us as members?
[3:09:36 AM] Dovid Magady: Anything to keep wolf and pichu safe, Eve
[3:09:40 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): You as members?
[3:09:50 AM] helpmail: Alright, I will leave you all for now.
[3:09:51 AM] Dovid Magady: Which members think theyre gods?
[3:09:57 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: not "we?"
[3:09:58 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: cool
[3:10:18 AM] helpmail: It is good I didn't have to withhold information.
[3:10:37 AM] helpmail: Specifically information about eyes.
[3:10:44 AM] Eve: [3:09 AM] Dovid Magady: <<< Anything to keep wolf and pichu safe, Eve father is enraged, there is no turning back
[3:10:52 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): @Dov Well the obvious one is Patrem
[3:11:06 AM] Dovid Magady: I don't care, he will not know what is not told to him
[3:11:39 AM] Eve: He knows everything.
[3:11:42 AM] Wolfcat: You will all burn. Like your friend John.
[3:11:45 AM] Dovid Magady: Ok, but what about internet detectives?
[3:11:47 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): One thing to keep in mind, "children"
[3:11:55 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): No-one in ID
[3:12:16 AM] Dovid Magady: Tel me in private, then
[3:12:21 AM | Edited 12:12:29 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): Why?
[3:12:39 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: Dawn
[3:12:42 AM] Dovid Magady: Well, so no one can know
[3:12:46 AM] Dovid Magady: What you think
[3:12:50 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): I just said no-one in ID thinks themselves a god
[3:12:59 AM] Wolfcat: I do not think.
[3:13:01 AM] Wolfcat: I know.
[3:13:05 AM] Dovid Magady: Oh. I misunderstood, sorry
[3:13:09 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): ...
[3:13:15 AM] Wolfcat: Father. He is the one true God.
[3:13:24 AM] Eve: yes wolf
[3:13:26 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): Pssh
[3:13:27 AM] Eve: submit
[3:13:30 AM] Dovid Magady: He indeed is.
[3:13:34 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): If Patrem is a god then so am I
[3:13:42 AM] Dovid Magady: As long as we do not anger hin, we are safe
[3:13:43 AM] Wolfcat: He came to me.
[3:13:46 AM] Eve: let yourself fall onto it.
[3:13:49 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): Keep that in mind, "children"
[3:13:50 AM] Wolfcat: And I, to him.
[3:13:51 AM] Eve: on to it
[3:14:05 AM] Eve: Let his spire fill you
[3:14:15 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): Which makes this little story
[3:14:16 AM] helpmail: I do not believe there is a god in this realm.
[3:14:22 AM] Dovid Magady: And then the Father came to me, and pichu
[3:14:28 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): See
[3:14:35 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): Helper has the right idea
[3:14:38 AM] helpmail: But if there was one close to godhood, it'd be the father
[3:14:41 AM] Dovid Magady: Join us.
[3:14:47 AM] Wolfcat: Helper knows.
Later that night, Zack Nelson discovered that Johnisdead.com had updated once again. The page now contained a strange mish-mash of colors titled "hewaits.jpg". The audio on the page, "FRIEND.mp3", featured a deep voice saying "An old friend would like to speak to you." - presumably referring to John. Further exploration revealed that Key592 had also updated, now featuring an image of an old building titled "DELAPITATED.jpg".
A dilapidated building.
A mesh of corrupted colors.
Shortly afterwards, SKM returned to Within Hubris with an important message for the players.
SKM
Group: Characters
Member: #643
Joined: May 16, 2015
May 21 2015, 02:47 AM Post #753
I only have a thin window to talk. Tyler is about to upload those videos seeing as connection with him was drezzed, meaning he probably replaced his hard drive. Be on the look out.
SKM informs the players that Tyler is about to become active on the Silentdork YouTube channel. However, shortly after this, SKM edits the post above so that it instead reads as follows:
SKM
Group: Characters
Member: #643
Joined: May 16, 2015
May 21 2015, 02:47 AM Post #753
He is coming say no more
On cue, Patrem arrived shortly after - still in pursuit of Drowned and SKM.
/Patrem\
Group: Characters
Member: #609
Joined: February 19, 2015
May 21 2015, 02:52 AM Post #754
You thought you could hide from me child? I knew I would draw you out. Now Let us see what it is you truly are!
Mugen Kagemaru
Group: Players
Member: #83
Joined: August 15, 2012
May 21 2015, 02:53 AM Post #755
Max, run! I'll hold him here!
ARGdov
Group: Players
Member: #78
Joined: August 14, 2012
May 21 2015, 03:00 AM Post #756
Be careful, SKM!
/Patrem\
Group: Characters
Member: #609
Joined: February 19, 2015
May 21 2015, 03:04 AM Post #757
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SKM
Group: Characters
Member: #643
Joined: May 16, 2015
May 21 2015, 03:05 AM Post #758
Oh come off it purple bastard, do you think you can drezz me right now while you are still booting back up?
I didn't bloody think you would try me in the condition your in but whatever, your funeral shazbot! XD
((A giant block of binary code was originally posted here))
Patrem seems to be in some sort of weakened state as his posts become less coherent and more encoded in ciphers. SKM uses this to his advantage and posts a giant block of code that translates to "592" - a reference to Key592 on Johnisdead.com. This seems to damage Patrem even further:
/Patrem\
Group: Characters
Member: #609
Joined: February 19, 2015
May 21 2015, 03:07 AM Post #760
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/Patrem\
Group: Characters
Member: #609
Joined: February 19, 2015
May 21 2015, 03:09 AM Post #761
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GreyouTT
Group: Players
Member: #27
Joined: August 10, 2012
May 21 2015, 03:10 AM Post #762
Boy I think you have a sore throat.
Might be why you're all purple.
Should probably get a doctor to look at that.
Also WHAT?
Mugen Kagemaru
Group: Players
Member: #83
Joined: August 15, 2012
May 21 2015, 03:13 AM Post #763
BITCH PLEASE
IF YOU'RE A GOD
THEN SO AM I
GreyouTT
Group: Players
Member: #27
Joined: August 10, 2012
May 21 2015, 03:15 AM Post #764
I would like to point out that Gandalf was not a god, but a wizard.
/Patrem\
Group: Characters
Member: #609
Joined: February 19, 2015
May 21 2015, 03:16 AM Post #765
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wickedlady4180
Group: Players
Member: #593
Joined: January 23, 2015
May 21 2015, 03:19 AM Post #766
*swoon*
Wolfcat
Group: Players / Characters
Member: #13
Joined: August 10, 2012
May 21 2015, 03:20 AM Post #767
Yeah right, my stupid dick is limitless 
Mugen Kagemaru
Group: Players
Member: #83
Joined: August 15, 2012
May 21 2015, 03:27 AM Post #768
Release restraint, level three.
Patrem's state deteriorates further as the players taunt him. Upon checking Key592, players discovered a new image - "tempdrezzed.png", a distorted version of Patrem's avatar. It seems that SKM had taken advantage of Patrem's weakened state and trapped Patrem within Key592.
With Patrem temporarily out of commission, this gave players the perfect chance to contact Tyler. Just in time, too, as Tyler began uploading videos to Silentdork shortly after this exchange. The first of these uploads was titled "Jacob".
Description
I honestly forgot I even had this video, but in the panic to save shit on my hard drive I am glad I found it. If you see this man, I really miss you. Lets hang out and smoke again when we get the chance.
<--- Click for Video Transcript
The video begins with Tyler recording Jacob, who is sitting down wrapped in a blanket.
Tyler: "(Some)thing."
Jacob: "Yeah."
Tyler: "Do we have time to go to the park?"
Jacob: "No."
Tyler: "Aww."
Jacob: "I don't want to."
Both: (Laugh)
Tyler: "Aww."
Jacob: "It's fucking Beethoven under this pot, it's real fucked up."
Tyler: "What if I just run to the park and then I run back?"
Jacob: "I mean I'm not gonna spot for you; I'm not gonna help you."
Tyler: "Will I get lost?"
Jacob: "Probably."
Tyler: "Is it really that far away?"
Jacob: "There's a small park, like, you can see it from one of the windows in his house. There's a bigger, better park somewhere else."
Tyler: "That's too far away."
Jacob: "I mean, Even to me, walking to it- I don't- I don't really wanna- (Indecipherable)"
Tyler: "You seem sleepy. Today is the day, isn't it? The day of your sleep. You're gonna sleep more than usual today, aren't ya?"
Jacob: (Indecipherable)
Tyler: "Are ya? (Laughs)"
Jacob: "I didn't even sleep the usual. I didn't fall asleep until, like, one. This is, like, the way it goes for me."
Jacob laughs, rubbing his eyes.
Jacob: "Usually that for me is like eight hours."
Jacob yawns and stretches.
Jacob: "Usually sleep for another eight hours (Laughs)"
Tyler: "Think of all the... Think of all the... I dunno, I forgot what I was gonna say. I think the weed is hitting me."
Both: (Laugh)
Jacob: (Indecipherable)
Both: (Laugh)
Jacob: "There was like a... There was like an ongoing joke for all the... all the acid times. (Laughs) For like at the very end... Like, after everything was calming down and like everybody's getting ready for bed just to be like... 'Uh... Dude, is it hitting you yet?' (Laughs) And, like... (Laughs) It sound like a stupid joke now but, like oh my god... (Laughs) That's the way to get the people laughing dude, oh my god. Cause by that time... After everything - wow. Wow. Like, just completely accepted that you've been tripping this whole time, and then some fuckin' asshole's like... 'Is the acid hitting you yet?' And you're like... What? Of course it is!"
Tyler: "Are you sure? Dun dun."
Jacob: "No they're just- See no one took it that far, then it'd just get weird."
Tyler: "Then it gets scary..."
Both: (Laugh)
Jacob: "No, like, it doesn't get scary, it's just..."
Tyler: "Then it's just... 'I don't know... Ah, oh shit...'"
Jacob: "No, you have to (Indecipherable) anybody will say to affect you. In the beginning that shit is scary. If you say one wrong thing that could just send someone spiraling... This lady said she looked like a cat, and in my mind literally everything was cats."
Both: (Laugh)
Jacob: "Dude I'm just thinking, like... (Laughs) Like, Egyptian cat patterns like on pyramids and shit and they only had one eye on their forehead and I was like, 'Oh dude this shit's getting, like, ancient,'"
Both: (Laugh)
Tyler: "This shit's getting ancient?"
Jacob: "Uh, yeah I started seeing like a bunch of weird like, ancient looking symbols and shit? Like Mayan looking shit just all over the place and I was like, 'Fuck, dude,'"
Tyler: "The acid was trying to tell you you're the prophet?"
Both: (Laugh)
Jacob: "That's exactly what it was trying to do but it was just out of my reach."
Summary
- This video contains footage of Tyler hanging out at Jacob's house.
- Tyler and Jacob joke about smoking weed. Jacob seems excessively tired.
- Jacob recalls a previous weed trip where he witnessed Egyptian imagery. Tyler jokes that Jacob was some sort of prophet.
This video contains old footage of Tyler hanging out with Jacob. They seem to be at Jacob's home while drowsily talking about weed and previous trips. Interestingly, Jacob mentions that one of his prior trips featured a lot of Egyptian imagery.
The next video found on Silentdork was titled "Fun night with john and kevin".
Description
I think this was back in 2010, a little after jacob went missing actually. I remember me kev and john had a big argument about magic and shit that night. Kevin always had these vague beliefs he would never elaborate on and john was always strictly atheist. I guess I was always in the middle on everything so I guess that's what held us together.
<--- Click for Video Transcript
Tyler: "Are you recording?"
John: "Yes"
Tyler: "(Let's) do this."
John: "Okay."
The footage looks very corrupted and glitchy. The camera focuses in a dark bathroom.
Tyler: "The room isn't locked - you're cheating."
John: "It's not locked? I thought I locked it. Hold on, let me start over."
Tyler: (Laughs)
They step back into the hallway for a moment.
John: "Say it again?"
Tyler: "Is it locked?"
John: "...Say it."
Tyler: "...Is it recording?"
John: "Yes it is."
Both: (Laugh)
They step back into the dark bathroom and spark a lighter in front of the mirror.
John: "Alright..."
John is now pointing the camera at his reflection in the mirror.
John: "Bloody Mary... Bloody Mary... Bloody Mary..."
Kevin makes a strange, faint sound and John laughs.
Tyler: "...Well, Kevin, looks like he's dead."
Kevin: "I think you're right, Tyler."
John: "Feels so normal."
The video cuts to Tyler brushing his hair in a bathroom.
Tyler: "Are you actually filming me?"
Kevin: "Why do you even wanna comb your hair?"
Tyler: "Getting- Getting ready, for, uh..."
Kevin: "Do you want the Candyman to, like, rape you in the ass?"
Tyler: "I want the Candyman to think I look good whenever he shows up."
Kevin: "Instead of killing you he's going to be like, 'You look good! I'm not going to kill you today,'"
Tyler: "Um, hyper-realistic Bloody Mary didn't show up so uh..."
Kevin: "Well, she went-"
Kevin imitates the noise he made earlier and they laugh.
Kevin: "Did you hear that in John's video?"
Tyler: "No."
Kevin: "She went-"
When Kevin imitates the noise this time, the video and audio corrupts. The video cuts back to Tyler standing in the bathroom again, taping himself through the mirror with his phone.
Kevin: "You're supposed to lock the door."
Tyler: "I will."
Tyler locks the door and tests the handle.
Tyler: "...Okay."
Kevin: "Now just shut off the light, too."
Tyler turns off the lights in the bathroom.
Tyler: "Okay... Candyman, right?"
Kevin: "Candyman five times into the mirror."
Tyler: "Candyman, Candyman, Candyman.... Candyman. Candyman."
Kevin: "I think you have to say it, like, not like that."
Kevin begins making mock spooky noises in the background.
Tyler: "Candyman, Candyman, Candyman, Candyman, Candyman."
Kevin: "...You gotta (Indecipherable)"
Tyler turns the lights on and opens the door to the hallway where Kevin is standing.
Tyler: "DUN DUN-"
The video corrupts before we can see Kevin.
Kevin: "Alright, looks like my turn next."
John: "What happened?"
Tyler: (In a joking way) "I saw him..."
John: "Oh no..."
Tyler: "...Fuck."
The video cuts to John sitting on a couch with his phone while Tyler records.
Tyler: "(Dra)gon magic..."
Kevin: "Oh boy, oh boy..."
Tyler: "My buddy John and his dragon magic. Tell me about dragon magic."
John: "Dragon magic?"
Tyler: "Tell me about dragon magic, John."
John: "It's fake and gay."
Tyler: "That isn't what you were saying many centuries ago."
Kevin: "What do you think of pony magic?"
Tyler: "It's okay, I was into faggot magic."
Kevin: "What do you tink of pony magic, John?"
Tyler: "I dunno, what do you think of obscure religions you don't like to talk about, Kevin?"
The video cuts to black several times, changing scenes once again. We now see Tyler recording his phone as he searches up spells online.
Tyler: "A- A spell to- A spell to see spirits...? 'To see spirits, old European grimoires recommend mixing' ...(Sighs) I really don't have all this shit that it's listing here."
Kevin: "What do you need?"
Tyler: "Um... Aloe, pepper, musk... I mean, I'm a pretty musky dude, so actually I uh... (Laughs)"
Kevin: "We have musk."
Tyler: "I dunno Kevin, you're a pretty musky dude. (Laughs)"
Kevin: "Shut up."
The footage cuts to black once again. The scene changes to Tyler still holding his phone, though Kevin is now filming while Tyler reads off more spirit summoning rituals.
Kevin: "Alright, so, why are we trying to figure out which ones are real- real- real-"
The video corrupts and stutters when Kevin says 'Real'.
Tyler: "Um... It's part of the m(ystery)."
Kevin: "I guess."
Tyler: "Gotta try it all. Um... You enter the bathroom as with hyper-realistic Bloody Mary... Go with a- Go with a friend as to not freak out. Oh, John?"
John: "Alright? This is all shit anyway, eh..."
Tyler: "Kevin I- wait, oh nevermind, I was not locked out of your phone. Um... Fog up the mirror and just do whatever you want, basically... Turning on hot water is pretty effective to fog the mirror up. Write 'Baby Blue' in the fog."
Kevin: (Laughs)
Tyler: "Then you turn off the lights, wait a few moments after a minute or two, this is... complicated and I'm gonna need to take your phone with me to remember. 'You or your friend will feel like a baby has been placed in your arms. Hold the baby-' We're gonna kick the baby."
Kevin: (Laughs)
Tyler: "Um... '-for a while, then pass it to the next person. WATCH OUT-' All caps, 'WATCH OUT,'"
Kevin: "Oh... Spooky."
Tyler: "'-If you drop him you will receive a scratch n-' Literally just the letter n, '-your arm,'"
Kevin: "That means you can't kick the baby."
Tyler: "And you'll get... 'Drop him again and you'll get another scratch. Feeling clumsy? Drop him a third time and he'll shatter the mirror and stab you to death!' How is a little baby doing this? Um... There's also another version of the story in this version... 'You enter the bathroom with the lights off and you should say the phrase Blue Baby over and over for thirteen goes whilst pretending to rock a baby', and then I guess..."
Kevin: "We should try both versions."
Tyler: "Some bitch is gonna pop out and be like 'Gimme back my baby' in all caps and then if you're still holding her baby then she'll kill you."
Kevin: "Should we try-"
The video cuts before Kevin and finish.
Kevin: "...Or they're both fake. One of those."
Tyler: "...Oh John."
Kevin: "Wait, I thought we were gonna do the, uh... one by yourself first then John can do the other one."
Tyler: "Okay, yeah. The one by myself."
Kevin: "Cause that one would actually be easier."
John: "Are we- Are we actually doing this bullshit?"
Kevin: "Well... Who was the one that decided to try-"
Tyler: "What else do we have to do tonight?"
John: "...Something else?"
Tyler: "...Yeah, I mean aside from the stack of video games."
Kevin: "I wanted to play Mario Party 7 but no one wanted-"
The video cuts once again, now following Tyler from Kevin's point of view.
Tyler: "I'm hip."
Kevin: "So... Do you remember how to do it?"
Tyler: "One day..."
Kevin: "...You locked that phone again, didn't you?"
Tyler: "No I was not locked out of your phone, I'll tell you what, though - Spooks are what's gonna become a meme, and I'm hip. I'm ahead of the times. I don't need to remember. I got the phone in hand."
Tyler begins brushing his hair once again.
Tyler: "I really have an OCD thing about my hair. I was really trying to not have to do this, but I just couldn't fucking take it anymore."
Kevin turns the camera to John, who is watching from the hallway.
Kevin: "What do you have to say about this?"
Tyler: "Get the fuck out."
John: "That."
The door to the bathroom is closed with Tyler inside, Kevin recording from the hallway.
Kevin: "Remember - You have to be pretending to rock a baby while saying the name."
Tyler begins singing 'Rock A Bye Baby' from inside.
Kevin: "I don't think they said sing the song..."
Tyler finishes the song by repeating the phrase 'Blue Baby'
Kevin: "Tyler, are you sure it's... just because you're not taking this for real that there's... it's probably not working?"
Tyler: "AH SPOOKS. ...And I was locked out of your phone. (Laughs)"
Kevin: "...And you're supposed to say it... thirteen times I think? Let's see..."
Summary
- This video features Tyler, John, and Kevin testing out several different paranormal rituals they found on the internet.
- Tyler mentions an obscure religion that Kevin is supposedly a member of.
This video contains more of Tyler's old footage. Its description reveals that this was all recorded back in 2010, shortly after Jacob's disappearance. Throughout the video, Tyler and his friends John, and Kevin look up various supernatural rituals on the internet and attempt to preform them. These include Bloody Mary, Candyman, and Blue Baby.
Kevin goes along with these rituals, occasionally criticizing Tyler for not taking them seriously enough. Meanwhile, John seems somewhat annoyed with the entire situation. This is explained in the video's description which states that John was a strict atheist whereas Kevin was religious. Apparently this often resulted in the two of them fighting with Tyler balancing them out.
Interestingly, Tyler claims that Kevin was a member of some "obscure religion" that he was always very secretive about. This only furthered the players' suspicions that this was the same Kevin from Jadusable's ARG - the Kevin who was a member of the Moon Children going under the name "Insidiae".
Description
This is the only other video I can find from the good old days. I think this was from the same night as the last one. I have no idea what the hell happened to you kevin. Johns birthday was a few days ago too, at the time of this upload I am feeling really shitty. I miss you guys so much.
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The video begins in a dark setting. John, Tyler, and Kevin appear to be in the woods at night. Crickets can be heard in the background. John turns on a flashlight and illuminates him face from below.
Tyler: "(You) look like..."
Kevin: "What the fuck..."
Tyler: "You look like Santa Claus"
All: (Laugh)
The video cuts to the three playing with an Ouija board.
Tyler: "Reposition this thing again. Okay. Alright, guys, spookies inbound. Ask a question."
Kevin: "Umm... Do you wanna go first?"
The camera pans over Kevin's face, but the video corrupts before we are able to get a good look.
John: "Umm, I mean... Not really? I mean I'm not really interested in all this spook... paranormal..."
Kevin: "What about you, Tyler?"
The video once again pans over to Kevin and corrupts.
Tyler (Jokingly): "Umm... Is... Umm... Am I gonna get married?"
Kevin: "...No. (Laughs)"
Tyler jokingly pull the Ouija planchette towards 'Yes' while Kevin laughs. The video cuts ahead.
Tyler (Jokingly): "Go go go, get in position, I can feel the spirits coming now!"
Kevin: "I hope you're right about this. (Indecipherable) just joking around about this (Indecipherable)."
John: "Are there any spirits right now with us?"
Tyler (Whispering): "Up Kevin's ass..."
Kevin: "God dammit, stop moving it!"
Tyler (Whispering): "Right up Kevin's ass, right up Kevin's ass, right up Kevin's ass, right up Kevin's ass!"
Kevin: "I'm gonna... Stop it."
John suddenly moves the Ouija planchette onto 'No', followed by Tyler quickly moving it back over 'Yes'.
Tyler: "No, it's yes! They are!"
All: (Laugh)
Kevin: "(Sighs) Let's do this for real, now. Now ask a question. Is Tyler a faggot? Yes."
Kevin moves the planchette over 'Yes'.
Tyler: "(Sighs) You know why I think this isn't working? Probably because we came out here for spooky moon energy and yet we seem to have no..."
Tyler points the camera into the night sky. No moon is seen, but an image of the moon from Majora's Mask is barely visible.
Kevin: "Maybe you need to focus more on the game. What if something happens while you're focusing on the sky?"
Tyler: "...Good point."
Kevin: "Alright... Let's try it for real. Don't fucking move the thing by itself."
Tyler: "Alright."
Kevin: "Alright, now ask a question."
Tyler: "Is Kevin... good? (Laughs)"
Kevin: "...What?"
John: "What? (Laughs) Is Kevin good..."
Kevin: "What the fuck was that? (Laughs)"
Tyler: "Is Kevin good?"
The planchette begins moving over letters and numbers.
Kevin: "I'm a... Nine..."
Tyler: "Nine outta Ten."
Kevin: (Laughs)
They quickly move the planchette over lower numbers while laughing.
Kevin: "(Laughing) Alright, alright. Let's try this for real, now."
Tyler: "In all honesty though, uh... How come there's no moon out right now, anyways? I mean, uh..."
Kevin: "There is a reason for that. Let's just focus on the game."
Tyler: "Okay, okay."
Kevin: "I, uh, don't even think this bullshit is gonna work."
John: "I mean... mosquitoes are biting me all over, so..."
Tyler: "Why do no spooky spirits come to my shit?"
Kevin: "Maybe because you're... There has to be energy channeling through this."
Tyler: "...What?"
Kevin: "Nothing, just focus on the game."
Tyler: "Okay... Umm..."
John accidentally makes a loud noise.
John: "...Sorry."
All: (Laugh)
Kevin: "Goddammit, there's so much mosquitoes..."
Tyler: "Umm... Are the mosquitoes actually here to, uh, give us some kind of gift, and-"
Kevin: "You know what? Fuck it. Yes!"
Kevin quickly slides the planchette over 'Yes'
Kevin: "Let's just go."
Tyler: "(Sighs) Fine. We haven't done Bloody Mary 3: Electric Peepee yet."
John: "Yeah, let's go do something else."
Tyler: "Guess what I got though, guys?"
John: "Oh boy, what do you have? Ooh, cards..."
Tyler either drops the cards, or they are knocked out of his hands.
Tyler (Jokingly): "Aaaaaaurgh!"
Kevin: (Laughs)
Tyler: "And I bent one, no!"
Kevin: "It's your fucking fault!"
Tyler: "Is there energy running through these?"
Kevin: "(Laughs) Ask yourself that!"
Tyler: "(Sighs) What a bitch."
Kevin: (Laughs)
Summary
- Tyler, John, and Kevin attempt to contact spirits through a Ouija Board.
- Tyler asks the spirits if Kevin is "good". The Ouija Board points to "nine".
This video contains more footage taken from the same night as the video above. This time, Tyler, John, and Kevin are attempting to contact spirits by using an Ouija Board. Unfortunately, they're too busy goofing off with one another to achieve any sort of paranormal contact. This video's description implies that Kevin eventually disappeared as well, leaving Tyler the only remaining person within his friend group.
Eager to being speaking with Tyler once again, players began posting comments on his YouTube videos, wording their questions carefully as to not scare him away.
We've now been introduced to a wide array of characters whose stories span over the course of several years. Before proceeding, it's best that we go over a small summary of each one:
Tyler
Status: Alive
Implied to be the players' current link. Formerly a player during the YSHDT Arc, he's since lost his memories of the ARG and the Internet Detectives due to Patrem's meddling. He runs the Silentdork YouTube channel, where the players are hoping to contact him before he's eventually sacrificed by the Lunar children. He shares the same name as Alex's friend from 2010, though it's unknown if this holds any significance.
John
Status: Ascended (2011)
Tyler's friend and formerly a player during the YSHDT Arc. Also labelled the "Screaming Child" and the "Burned One", John died on November 11th, 2011 after interfering with Regiminis's ascension. It's implied that his death was an ascension. Regiminis and Patrem are now attempting to capture his ascended spirit.
Kevin
Status: Missing (Sometime after 2010)
One of Tyler's old friends. He was said to have been a member of an obscure, secretive religion. Kevin supposedly disappeared at some point after 2010. He is possibly Insidiae - a Moon Child from Jadusable's ARG who was also named Kevin.
Jacob
Status: Missing (Sometime before 2011)
Tyler's friend and formerly a player during the YSHDT Arc. In 2009, he contacted Mason and underwent an initiation to join the Lunar Children. He supposedly disappeared at some point after this.
Patrem
Status: Ascended
The leader, or "Father", of the Lunar Children. He is currently trapped within the body of a cultist named Vincent. However, whenever Vincent falls asleep, Patrem can control them. He is intent on capturing the spirits of John and Drowned.
Vincent
Status: Alive
A Lunar Child who lost his memory upon joining the cult, taking on the name Vincent. He was very dedicated - even reaching the rank of Overseer. He was present at Regiminis's ascension on November 11th, 2011. When the ritual went awry, Patrem became trapped within his body, causing him to lose his memories once again. He now holds no knowledge of the cult or Patrem's presence within him as Patrem only takes control of his body when he falls asleep.
Regiminis
Status: Ascended (2011)
Described as "The Grand Child" and Patrem's neophyte, Regiminis is a powerful and knowledgeable member of the Lunar Children. He ascended on November 11th, 2011 - the same night John died. However, this ritual went awry, resulting in Patrem becoming trapped inside Vincent. He is intent on capturing the spirits of John and Drowned.
SKM
Status: Alive
A hacker who's been fighting against the Lunar Children since 2011. He's working alongside Drowned - a ghostly spirit who he doesn't fully understand. His hatred towards Patrem and the cult seems somewhat personal.
Drowned
Status: Ascended
A ghostly spirit that speaks as though it were a frightened child. He works alongside SKM and the players and is capable of editing websites. He's implied to be the same Drowned seen on Youshouldnthavedonethat.net and might even be related to Ben himself.
Doug
Status: Unknown / Active
A new member of the Lunar Children. In 2009, he was kidnapped by the cult and somehow "changed" by them, transforming into a more malicious, antagonistic version of himself. He's implied to still be active to this day.
Mason
Status: Dead (2009)
A low-ranking recruiter for the Lunar Children. He turned against the cult after his friend Doug was kidnapped by them. He was implied to have been killed in 2009 after drowning in a storm drain.
Mason xxxxxxxxx
Status: Alive
A strange, alternate version of Mason who briefly appeared near the end of the YSHDT Arc. He claims he survived and was still alive in 2015. However, he was speaking through an unreliable operating system, resulting in him losing contact with the players.
Considering that Tyler, Jacob, and John were all participating in the YSHDT Arc together, it can be assumed that they were actually communicating with the players from the year 2009 - just like Doug and Mason. This is because it'd be impossible for John and Jacob to be participating in 2015 like the other players since John died in 2011 and Jacob disappeared sometime before 2010.
On May 22nd, 2015, Drowned became active in the Internet Detectives Skype group and posted the following:
It's time
He is there, Tyler.
silentdork active
Upon checking Silentdork, players discovered that Tyler had replied to several of their comments:
Any of this stuff ever work? Did spookies come after you?
Nah not that I recall. This weird video quality makes it look like something was happening though XD Probably just because my hard drive was failing as I was getting these things off. Who might you be btw? Do I know you from somewhere?
Sorry if that came off as weird ^^; Its just I havent done anything with this channel in forever and I already had to close down my facebook a few months ago due to some weird people relentlessly popping up in everything I was doing.
I don't think so. Someone in my circle of friends posted your ouija board video because they thought it was spooks.
All the corruption and stuff made it look like part of some kind of creepypasta.
They're all into this kind of creepy stuff too, we got a skype group where we all discuss these kinds of things. You gotta skype?
I have not logged into it in forever ever sense I moved over to just using facebook a while back. But damn now I am really sad actually.
I just went racing through everything and yep I lost the old skype logs from my previous drive.
That is a hell of a lot of convos with john and jacob lost. Kevin wasn't much about social media though to my understanding.
Tyler's first contact with the players is rather friendly. Interestingly, he claims he used to have a Facebook account. However, he closed it down because strange individuals kept following him - possibly Lunar Children. He also says he has an old Skype account - presumably the same one that he used to chat with the players back in 2009.
Love that t-shirt, I'm a Nintendo addict too! Do you like Zelda?
I love that series! I know john and kevin liked it more though. Kevin even had every thing zelda there was to obtain up until 2011 when he went missing.
I preferred windwaker myself, but john and kevin both liked majoras mask the most. However my favorite games series is actually silent hill.
Majora's Mask is my personal favorite in the series, but Windwaker was awesome too!
I never got into Silent Hill though, it's too spooks for me :(
I don't know if you know the other people who have been commenting on my videos or something. But I am pretty happy I guess that a few broskinos have suddenly taken a liking to my new vids out of the blue.
I'll honestly add you all on skype seeing as I don't think I really have anyone else to talk to at the moment.
The player Eve brings attention to a Legend of Zelda shirt that Tyler can be seen wearing in one of his videos. Tyler admits that he likes Zelda, though John and Kevin were bigger fans. Tyler's favorite game series is Silent Hill - a survival horror game. He also says he'll friend the players on Skype because he's happy to have someone to talk to.
Interestingly, Tyler reveals that Kevin went missing in 2011 - the same year John died.
lol at the 9/10 part
Kevin always was pretty good with his self image, a pretty confident broskino.
Am I about to go viral or something? I wasn't expecting my broskino archive to start getting comments out of nowhere ^^;"
Lol, sorry. We're all in a group and as Wolfcat said a bit ago in one of the other vids, we were shown this, and all thought it was amazing XD.
the corruptions make them seem so spooky
The players continue to build the narrative that they're regular internet-goers in an attempt to keep Tyler's suspicions to a minimum.
Meanwhile, players discovered that Johnisdead.com had updated. The front page now featured two videos - a short corrupted video of John titled "FIREKID.webm" and a heavily distorted video of two people walking down a street titled "FOG.webm".
Shortly after this, the player Wolfcat discovered a new page - "https://johnisdead.com/lunar". Though this page was initially blank, it would occasionally update with new text:
"Wait"
"I'm in the phone lines"
"Nothing could stop the irritation"
"Fire... burning flesh and melting bones..."
It seems that the players were finally speaking with John's departed spirit. Suddenly, John's old account initiated a call within the Internet Detectives Skype group. Unfortunately, it ended immediately before anyone could answer it.
"...I cannot speak..."
It seems John could only communicate though small, cryptic messages on Johnisdead.com. In response, the player Wolfcat suggested submitting the "New Wave Bossa Nova" in an attempt to help John speak. However, John replied with the following:
"Your old ways will not work..."
Seeing that John could view the players' messages within the Skype group, they began communicating with him more directly:
John what caused the fire? Or should we talk at a different time
"...that is not my name..."
Who is it, then...? If you're not John Mesic then who are you?
"Sorry of this, the various inhabitants like playing around."
"Don't trust all you hear."
"He is not the one who burned."
The players' conversation with John was cut short. It seems as though one of the countless other spirits contained within Johnisdead.com hijacked the webpage and began replying in his place. Unfortunately, the players were right back where they started.
As if to taunt them, Johnisdead.com updated once again on May 23rd, 2015 with the image "NOTTHEONE.jpg" - a large disturbing image of John's face.
On May 24th, 2015, "https://johnisdead.com/tyler" updated. The page now featured a series of phone dials that spelled out a hidden message - "To bring him back". Shortly after this, the page updated again, now featuring a link to an email address hosted on Johnisdead.com - "pididoip@johnisdead.com". Interestingly, the name associated with this account was simply "K". The players began emailing this account, resulting in some... interesting conversations.
Hello?
upload
LETTERS
Hi, can i have my chocolate milk soon Guy?
dial.mp3 numbers and letters
You miss him already
Pick up the phone
The answer is right in front of you
Attachment
keyed tobringhimback not yet discovered
joghismemory tyler detectives
Whatever entity is speaking through this account seems to want the players to restore Tyler's memories. However, the players were still at a loss on how to go about doing this... Some players began experimenting with Pididoip, sending them images and files as email attachments.
Suddenly, the messages from the Pididoip account started becoming more coherent...
Your call has been forwarded to...
uh, did you send me this for ARG purposes?
i love the song, but appearently ive made a comment on there 3 years ago and also 2 years ago.....
Traveling the wires, I stumbled upon this fantastic video!
Ah. lol, i find it funny youve found the one i commented on before.
Heh, didn't mean to scare you if I did...
Anyway, this account acts as a portal between two worlds!
That said, you are never talking to the same entity.
Oh. thats cool i guess. you sure about the Never part? like i'm NEVER talking to the same person?
wait fucky its gonna be a different person responding to this.
Welp, i'm confused.
Well, I can't really say never... Name's George, at least, that's the name I can remember.
Can't really remember how I got to this place... but the previous being you spoke to was someone completely different.
Oh, I almost forgot! This is for you!
The players are approached by one of the many entities housed within Johnisdead.com - George. George describes Johnisdead.com as a "Portal" that houses many spirits. He explains that these spirits may even hijack the conversations players are having, meaning they'll be talking to one entity one second and then another the next. This is similar to what happened a few nights prior when the players were speaking to John only for another spirit to replace him moments later.
George also presents the player ADULT_LINK with a glass of chocolate milk - or an image of one, at least.
Later that night, the Internet Detectives Skype group saw a surprise visitor - Tyler. It seems he had finally logged into Skype and taken up the players' offer to join their chatroom.
I guess I am in this place too
hey tyler
yeah your here
this is the main group for our stuff, the other one is for calls
Can I just ask
Who are you people?
ever heard of the Ben drowned creepypasta?
we all came from something that stemmed from that
we are the internet detectives
FROM THE SKYPE GROUR REMEMBER.EXE
Internet detectives?
Oh
YEAH
This place is named that lol
Unfortunately, it seems that Tyler still cannot remember his fellow players or the events of the YSHDT Arc.
Hey, Tyler, we are the ppl who commented on you YouTube
Ohhhhhh
Ok
That is how you all seem to know my name ^^;
I was kinda freaking out
wait
But
I am confussed ^^;
about what?
Well I can't exactly remember when I stopped using skype or everything I was doing in this account before I quit
So I am just trying to figure out what this group was for
Did I meet you guys on facebook or something and just forget? I used to do that a lot with random broskinos on the web =p
You met me through a game we played together.
I forget which one though.
I have a hard time remembering it.
Ok hold up now I understand whats going on ^^
I just looked and realized
john and jacob admined this group at some point
You must all be friends of john and I probs forgot
He had a few groups of internet friends he would often try to intorduce me too I recall
It turns out that Tyler never had to accept any invites to join the Internet Detectives Skype group - his account was already in it due to him being a past player. Though he's slightly freaked out by this at first, he notices that John and Jacob's old Skype accounts are administrators of the group. This eases his nerves as he assumes that the players simply know him because they're old friends of John and Jacob from Facebook.
To ease tensions, the players partake in some classic shitposting and casual banter.
I really don't get why we're shitposting when theres a new guy
i thought that was normal behavior
I'm not shitposting.
¯\_(?)_/¯
That's shitposting.
We knew John and Jacob. We use to discuss Majoras Mask with them
Major Ass Mask
Majo- FUCK
Wolf, you're too fast.
You broskinos are fukn funny XD
Only I am funny.
And Wolf sometimes.
hey tylep
imma show you something
Ok cool ^^
wolfs current magnum opus
((A link to the player Wolfcat's webcomic Weenie-Licked is sent.))
nice drawing broskino
he seems pretty cool
However, after a while, Tyler's suspicions returned...
Ok hold on
Woah nelly
hold the fuck up here
I just realized
How did you guys stalk me down
and why the fuck did you do this
Because it may have taken me a sec to realize cause I am sleepy
But
Just as I was uploading the videos of my friends
you guys came out of nowhere
i mean, we know jacob and john, you saw that yourself
I guess that kind of makes sense
but like woah
now that I am thinking about it
kinda weird that you all just showed up in sync like that
One person found the link, then posted it here cuz it was funny
it looked spooky so we started checking it out in a swarm
thought there might be spooks involved
I am only a bit paranoid cause I have been experiencing some odd people stalking me on the internet a while back
oh woah really? that sucks
lol yeah ^^;
A while back on facebook there were all these accounts with black pictures
messaging me nothing but gibberish
I would report them but they would just keep coming more and more
and then they started getting onto my wall and commenting on random shit
Since I knew noone irl on facebook anyways
I decided to say screw fuckbook =p
I didn't have any broskinos there anyways
Up till now I thought all my broskinos were dead ^^;
I guess I must have known you all in some way at some point at least vaguely
Or else I wouldn't be a mod here
WE ALL HAIL SATAN HERE.
Well hell I can get down with you broskinos then XD
AVE SATANAS
REGE SATANAS
Tyler is briefly concerned about how the players all found him at once. However, he eventually passes this off as his own paranoia. He once again brings up the strange people who were following him on Facebook. He expands on this, noting that they all had black profile pictures and were sending him random messages and gibberish...
Huh peculiar
I think I have a computer virus DX
why?
Well just before I signed in
I was trying to remember how I would even get into this old thing
But then I noticed a text file I must have overlooked that had the login info on it in one of my drives
I went to go look at it again
now the text file is gone DX
Tyler claims that he was only able to access his Skype account because a text file containing his login info briefly appeared on his computer. This seems to imply that there's some degree of paranormal activity taking place on his computer... However, due to the helpful nature of it, it's possible this was SKM or Drowned's doing.
Heya Tyler^^ Don't think we met before
O hi there kcaz
oh lol
his name is zach
he just flipped it
You seem like a cool guy
BLOODY MARY
BLOODY MARY
BLOODY MARY
pfff
speaking of which
what was the third thing you said to the mirror? I couldn't hear it
Oh yeah the fun night with john and kevin XD
you mean at the end of the video?
We were doing a bunch of various magic and spook related stuff that night
I think the third thing was the blue baby mirror thing?
We did SO many more
but most is not on video
and a good handful was lost to drive corruption it seems in the vids
did the baby ever come out of the mirror and kill you
lol no baby
no hyper realistic bloody mary either
or tasty candy broskinos
Woah shit guys, I found some creepy shit on imgur, you guys wanna see it?
EWWWWW SPOOKYYY
Tyler claims that he, John, and Kevin attempted many other rituals. Unfortunately, they only recorded Bloody Mary, Blue Baby, and Candy Man. Also, what was recorded is heavily corrupted due to Tyler's hard drive.
I just remembered
somebody wanted me to do a thingy with my mod powers?
oh right that
the other group is full and none of the admins have been around to clear it out, locking people who arent added to it out
so we were kinda hoping if you could mod someone in the other group and clear out some space
Yeah give me full control of the chat and everything.
i trust wolf more
mod wolf in the other group
Oh ok sure ^^
I'm so honored
Time to remove everyone from the group
Tyler grants the player Wolfcat moderator privileges within the Internet Detectives Skype group. Afterwards, the Wolfcat claims he'll remove everyone from the group, though he was simply joking. 
Hey Tyler...
Are you gonna' get married?
uhhhhh
Well probably actually ^^
I have been with this girl named Carla for the longest time now.
Oh that's, cool
yes
yes it is XD
I am probs gonna go soon
Its like 2:38 am
I have work really early
I havent been sleeping very good as of late
Aw, why?
Peculiar dreams ^^;
I have always been a night owl.
But the process of sleeping has been a bit of a shit for me for the past month.
Its like 2:38 am
I have work really early
I havent been sleeping very good as of late
Tyler reveals that he has a girlfriend named Carla who he's been in a relationship with for a long time. He also claims that he's been having trouble sleeping lately because he's been having strange dreams...
You have shit sleep when it's light out because your body doesn't release the correct chemicals and shit.
100% tru
Dis is your fault mr sun
110% tru
I'm doing it on purpose.
Fuck your sleep.
fak u
Fak u
fak
Pls fak me
ok
8===D
sorry not fully there yet
8====================================D
There it is
wait hold on I thought I was all the way up
8===========================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================D
there we go
8===========D.........O
8===========D..O
8===========DO
NO PLS
8=====O=====D
Tyler's dick collapses into a black hole from the sheer mass.
Millions are dead.
My asshole
Is no more
It is now a black hole
Thanks to tyler
You will now all be absorbed into my ass.
anyone have a game we can all play?
Yeah its called being sucked into my ass
I'm the best at that game
#analvore
killme
After Tyler and Dawn's dick measuring contest, the players say goodnight.
I am probs about to try to sleep
Think I'm going to hit the hay
Wo cool ^^
XD
Aight, night.
To you both.
Night everyone, It was nice meeting ya tyler
Nice meeting all of you... againish...?
lol
ttyl broskinos ^^
Ill probs be on again in the next few days
Oh yeah
has anyone here ever heard of vaporwave?
... i have
Oooooooooo yeah the vaporwave starter track XD
You seem like you need some harder core A E S T H E T I C
Here is a good track I actually found a few days ago
woah
that sounds
really
familiar
i like it
lol me too XD
It feel so, idk... like I am on hold at some scary corperate phone line lol
wait guys can patrem even be trusted anymore
lol who is Patrem?
Woah fuk nvm
the time is like late as fuk
I neeeeeed to try to sleep ^^;
welp Im gonna get some sleep
ttyl broskinos ^^
Before leaving, Tyler shares a vaporwave track with the players - Start Life by Nouveau Life™. This is actually an uncorrupted version of "linebusy.mp3" found on "https://johnisdead.com/tyler"...
On May 25th, 2015, Johnisdead.com updated with more references to phonelines. The front page now read "CALL BACK LATER".
The next day on "May 26th, 2015", the site saw more updates. The front page now featured a simple dial tone and the text "PICKUP". This led to the discovery of a new page - "https://johnisdead.com/pickup" - another empty directory similar to Key592.
After a while, Pickup updated with the "_o_n__urned.png" image from earlier. However, the file was now titled "(727).png" - the first part of a phone number. Pickup continued updating throughout the day as the file "otherline.txt" was added, which read "1 5 6 - 0 ascending twice. a number you've already known". It seems the players were being asked to guess a phone number...
the players were already given three numbers - (727). This was a Floridan area code, meaning they should be at the beginning.
They were also given four more numbers - albeit with a catch. 156-0. The "Ascending twice" hint could be implying that these numbers need to be increased by two, giving the following: (727)-378-2.
The final hint, "A number you've already known", could only be referring to two numbers - 423 or 592. After some trial and error, the players finally found the correct phone number - (727)-378-2592.
Throughout this process, John's Skype account briefly became active and gave the players more hints. This, combined with the fact that John was previously said to dwell within the phonelines, seems to hint that this was John's old phone number.
The players gathered in the Internet Detectives Skype group and called the phone number. The number picked up and began playing "@90 by K3v1n" from Johnisdead.com before hanging up. Upon calling this number a second time, the players were met with a demonic laugh... Afterwards, the number would not respond - at least, not via calls. Players who dialed this number on their personal phones began receiving text messages from it.
NOTTHEONEWHOBURNED
JOHNBURNED
DON'TSCARETHENEWGUY
HISMEMORYISBAD
DONTSCAREHIMOFF
The entity speaking through John's old phone number implies that it is NOT John. It also warns the players to not scare off Tyler, who once again became active in the Internet Detectives Skype group shortly afterwards:
HE'SHERE
Is all well?
Yeah, I'm at work, all alone and i heard a spooky noise, lol
Oh woa rip
I have had to do overnight watch of my store before and it can be pretty spooky
we live in a not so good hood
It's ok now, I'm fine
So tyler, How you doing?
lol tired
I just got home from work
But I got the rest of the week off cause its my 6 year aniversary at the place.
Wow. congrats!
lol thnx ^^
The pay is almost worth it
just enough to keep me in this shitty trailer
But hey, the place is back up in the woods away from most everyone so I am cool with it.
Isn't that scary?
I have been in these woods since I was born
so nah XD
HEHIDINTHEWOODS
FORWEEKSONEND
It is kind of lonely around here though ^^;
My grandparents used to live here with me
but not anymore, so the place can admittedly be a bit spooky.
The land I am currently on is mine because I inhereted it from my grandparents, we have our own well so we got no water bill either.
This place is pretty cheap XD
IT'SNEARTHEFISHERY
Tyler claims that he's been working at his current job since 2009. He also reveals that he lives alone in a small trailer in the middle of the woods. This land used to belong to his grandparents but he's since inherited it from them, implying that they have passed away. While he admits that the woods can be a little creepy, he's not very afraid of them because he's played in them since he as a kid.
Strangely, the entity speaking over the phone claims that Tyler hid in these woods - though it doesn't reveal when or from what. It also claims that Tyler lives near the Fishery, which is concerning... Shortly afterwards, this entity begins acting even more odd.
he got clever...
No... GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
A second entity seems to briefly take control of the phone number, claiming that someone has gotten "clever"... However, the entity from before quickly regains control of the phone number as the conversation continues.
... curious question
has anyone borrowed your phone recently, tylep?
Well my cell is almost always right next to me so nah.
However my house phone has been acting really weird since yesterday morning actually now that you reminded me
I know I paid the bill
But I can't get a dial tone =[
ever since yesterday morning
I was woke up by the phone ringing
but just before I could look to see who it was
it stopped
oddly enough my caller id fuked up too but its also a pretty old phone so I kinda just expect that from time to time
Tyler claims that his house phone currently isn't working for some strange reason - possibly related to all the strange phone-related paranormal activity taking place...
So, Tyler, ever think about making more videos for youtube?
You're pretty funny :P
lol tnx XD
I was thinking of maybe making a sort of memorial video for my broskinos before I do anything else
I went by johns old house today on my way home from work actually
to get some pictures for it
I was thinking of going by kevins house but it is a bit farther away so maybe tomorrow.
I'd go by where jacob lived but that is on the other end of the state ^^;
I know I have some old pics of him though somewhere on an old usb so that should be good to find.
You live in a big state?
>.>
<.<
I live in florida =p
you're friends seemed really cool.
They were the coolest broskinos I knew ^^
Tyler says he's thinking about making a memorial video for John, Kevin, and Jacob. He passed by the remains of John's house earlier today to take some photos of it and he's thinking about taking some of Kevin's house tomorrow, though he claims it's a bit further away. Jacob, however, lived on the other side of Florida, which is way too far.
Huh weird
I thought I took more than this
oh well
Since you all knew john
I figure this is kind of your business as well.
Tyler shares a photo of what remained of John's home.
He used to have a cool as fuck house
There was an accident I guess
Thats all thats left
Some of that wood looks kinda burnt..
There was a house fire
Apparently it was "Faulty wireing"
His family told me he didn't make it sadly
They were not home when it happened
His mother was out of country
and his father was on a business trip
I'm sorry.. I didnt mean to bring up bad memories.
Its fine man ^^
Kinda hard not to think about it
I pass his house every day coming home from work
I have kinda gotten used to it
Tyler confirms that John died in a house fire that was said to have been caused by "faulty wiring", though that's questionable given its suspicious timing...
don't mean to pry, but your friend kevin, why isn't he around anymore?
Not sure
I never knew anyone relating to him at all so I have no one to ask
But he just kind of disapeared
I went by his house once a long time back after not hearing from him for a few months
The place looked ran sacked
I had no one else to go to about john and I was really hoping he would be there
but
idk what happened to him
He is just gone
It almost looked like there was a break in or something actually looking back at these pictures
really?
I reported him missing
But almost 4 years later
I have heard nothing about it
Wow. have they looked at all?
Not sure
The police have not been very helpful
Well, you said you were gonna pass by his house tomorrow, right?
maybe you can find some clues.
I was planing on going
and last time I went the door was just hanging wide open
Kevin always was a little weird
but that did seem pretty out of place
Tyler reiterates that Kevin disappeared sometime around 2010 - likely in 2011. Strangely, the local police didn't seem interested in his disappearance and seemingly haven't looked into it at all. The last time Tyler checked Kevin's house it appeared to be ran-sacked and was in a state of disrepair.
Maybe take a look inside, maybe you can find some leads, and if you need help, we're here for you, if you want it.
I did before actually
I took some pictures to show to the cops to show that I think the place had been broken into
The place was totally wrecked
I also found this as well
Tyler shows several photos he took inside Kevin's house after his disappearance.
A living room with trash scattered about.
A destroyed bedroom.
A paper with text reading "These are for Di-Di".
A room with more trash scattered around.
Another trashed bedroom.
Afterwards, Tyler posts another photo of the remains of John's home - one in which some old police tape can be seen.
Police tape?
yeah
just left there flapping in the wind
Just reminds me how shitty they have been about everything regarding this
I was never told of any funeral
I don't even know where he was buried
I mean we were best friends since highschool
So I would think his fam would have said something at least
but they have kind of also cut contact with me
The last time I asked about kevin to the police I was told "The place is not your property, its none of your business. We will contact you for further notice."
A few months ago
And the video is the last night you spent with them?
I spent other nights with them after that
That was back in early 2010 I think
I actually remember the day after the "fun night with john and kevin"
Kevin got a phone call
we were gonna go get papa johns
but he very abruptly said he had to leave
because he was late for "Youth group" with his church.
Wasn't he the guy who someone said was in a "strange religion" in one of the videos or did I imagine that?
lol yeah that was part of the argument we had that night
I asked him if he was christian
and he reacted rather strongly calling "That shit stupid"
We had actually never even gotten on the subject of religion before that oddly enough
Me and john had cause john was militant athiest actually
He always had fun debates with me that got me thinking about the world and shit when we talked about religious concepts
Did kevin try to recruit you guys into this religion?
Actually he was really secretive about it
So I guess the opposite
wanted us to just quit asking about it
Do you know where this "group" of his met or who any of the members were?
.......Kevin was a member XD
I wanted to be cause it sounded cool the way he breifly described it
I was never exactly athiest, I always thought something spooky might exist out there.
He dropped this line saying something to the effect of "If there is any magic in the world, then we are fucking doing it."
So I thought "Oh cool, I wanna see magics and shit, lemme in."
"NO STOP FUCKING ASKING PLEASE!"
Tyler specifies that the "Fun night with John and Kevin" videos were recorded in early 2010 and that he and his friends hanged out several times after that night. He also reiterates that Kevin was very secretive about his religion. Kevin supposedly claimed that his group was preforming real magic, which made Tyler want to join. However, Kevin never let him. This made the players even more suspicious that this religious group was either the Moon Children or the Lunar Children.
tell us about Jacob, you've barely mentioned him at all
was he just a regular dude
He actually went missing as well
I remember my last conversation with him
did you fight?
no actually
He seemed sad about something
It was on the phone
Late in 2009
Cant remember the exact date
I think it was in october
He called me up and we bullshit for a bit about me maybe heading up to go see him again
I asked if he was just calling for some pizza
He didn't even laugh
he just told me I actually couldn't come
Said something to the effect of
"I actually finally got a job now. But it is full time, with a lot of over time as well."
"I oughta be able to move out on my own soon but I am really really busy right now."
"I am actually at work right now so I gotta go. Don't know when I can talk again."
"But I'll call you later man."
Damn
...
He never called back
I tried calling him
its someone else's number now
meaning he probably got rid of his service or something
Tyler confirms that Jacob went missing in 2009 - likely sometime in October. The last time he spoke to him was in a phone call. During this call, Jacob seemed depressed and claimed he had a new job that was eating up all his time. After this, Tyler never heard from him again.
At this point, the player Eve started walking home from work. However, before she left, she started receiving some worrying texts from John's phone number.
I'm gonna' leave work, right now. I've been sitting here chatting with you guys, and I really gotta leave.
I got my cell if anything, Wish me luck on my walk home.
DONTSTOP
HURRY
THEWORLDBEYONDISUNSTABLE
rip XD
I am mainly scared of walking home at night because of the hood not being good
the peeps around here are pretty scary and weird ^^;
Lots of drugs and shit around here
key
HELURKSBETWEENWORLDS
KEY 592 IS A FAIL SAFE
CONTACT THE HACKER
HE KNOWS MUCH MORE
The entity speaking through John's phone warns about someone who "lurks between worlds". It also tells them to contact SKM, claiming that they know more than they're letting on.
on a lghter note
((The player ARGdov posts a news article about spiders raining from the sky in Australia.))
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wait its LITERALLY RAINING SPIDERS IN AUSTRALIA
WHAT THE FUCK?
YEP
I KNOW, RIGHT
AHHHH
;-;
why is Australia even a thing
like
why
but my gf is from there
I neeed it to be a thing =p
Tyler reveals that his girlfriend Carla actually lives in Australia.
Dozzing off a bit sorry ^^;
Are you gonna go to sleep?
Maybe one night, we can all get in a skype call and chill
I'll order pizza
HOW ABOUT NO
Last time my friend told me they had pizza I had to order some
cause cravings
do not tempt me eve with your temptations
like how SAT- Patrem tempted you at the dawn of time with an apple
Oh hey that reminds me ^^
I was gonna ask last time who the patrem broskino was but then I forgot
Who is the patrem broskino?
Some spooky guy from a thing we did a while ago
edgy old man ghost dude
He's purple.
Patrem is a guy I admire greatly
Woah
sounds like a spooky chooky broskino
but coolio tho
.....he is erm
not a broskino
Aw
He's great stevey
great
oh
wut
Im confused
Do I not like this guy or do I
uhh
fug
YOU DO NOT
I AM IN YOUR MIND
ok
Yay
cool
potato
yes
Patrem has ALL the Chocolate Milk
WO
I love this guy
The players once again accidentally namedrop Patrem, spiking Tyler's interest. Thankfully, they're able to play it off fairly casually.
After a while, Tyler starts to feel a bit tired.
woah fuck sorry guys I fell asleep at the keyboard
Woah weird
I am kinda spooked now ^^;
I remembered closing both the doors to my room
they are now both wide open
Got roommates or something that could have done it?
Nope
I live alone
Maybe I didn't close them good enough ^^;
Thats probably it
CLOSETHEDOORS
Tyler
try closing the doors
Alrighty brb =p
I didn't notice before
but it looks like the door handle peice thingies are messing up
the things that catch the little peice that come out of the door knob
idk what they are called
but it should stay closed now
Id fix them myself but
WHOLLY MOLLY IS IT LATE INTO NIGHTTIME
and I should probs sleep XD
I feel old XD
i thought you were like 20 but your skype says 30
lol my skype age is fake XD
I am actually 25 though
bout to be 26
its like 5 am right now DX
fuk spooks
Im too tired for dat shit
Ok Im heading off to bed now ^^;
nighty nacht broskinos
Tyler briefly falls asleep at the computer. Upon waking up, he discovered that the doors to his bedroom were open. Suddenly, the entity speaking through John's phone number warned the players that Tyler needs to shut his doors. Thankfully, he did. After this, he briefly chatted with the players, revealing that he was actually 25 years old. After this, Tyler finally goes to bed and gets some rest.
Later that night, players discovered that Lunarchildren.com had updated. The website was no longer being held hostage by SKM and was now back in the cult's possession. On its front page was another familiar name from long ago - Matt.
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