Story (Full) 11
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The story so far...
In the previous section, SKM temporarily put Patrem out of commission by locking him away inside Key592. This was perfect timing, as Tyler became active shortly after, uploading three videos to his YouTube channel Silentdork. These videos contained old footage of John, Jacob, and Kevin. The players managed to contact Tyler on YouTube and invited him to the Internet Detectives Skype group. Tyler agreed and joined the group. Though he could not remember his fellow players, he still had much to share.
Tyler was a 25 year old man living alone in a trailer in the woods. He was good friends with John, Jacob, and Kevin. Unfortunately, each of these individuals were now gone. Jacob disappeared in late 2009 after supposedly getting hired for a new job. John died in a housefire on November 11th, 2011 - one that was supposedly caused by faulty wiring. Kevin also disappeared in 2011, leaving his home empty and disheveled. Thankfully, Tyler did have one remaining connection - Carla, his girlfriend, who lived in Australia.
As more details were revealed, the circumstances surrounding Tyler and his friends became more and more suspect. The local authorities seemed very apathetic about John's death and his parents seemingly vanished shortly thereafter. The claim of "faulty wiring" was also suspicious considering John died on the same night as Regiminis's ascension. The police were also very dismissive regarding Kevin's disappearance - almost aggressively so. Oddities began happening in Tyler's own home as well. His house phone suddenly stopped working and the doors of his room seemingly opened on their own.
Meanwhile, Johnisdead.com presented its own mysteries. The site's mysterious Pididoip email account allowed the players to speak with random spirits housed within it - including a friendly entity named George. Other parts of the site revealed John's old phone number, which texted the players cryptic warnings from an unknown entity. As more and more oddities began happening around Tyler, it became clear that the Lunar Children were indeed targeting him. If that weren't bad enough, players discovered that the cult's website was once again operational and helmed by a familiar face - Matt.
Character Summaries
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Relevant Characters
Tyler
John
Kevin
Jacob
Carla
Patrem
Vincent
Helper
Regiminis
Matt
SKM
Drowned
The Flying
Child
Saint
BEN
Other Characters
Alex
Old Man
Tyler
Ben
Rosa
Chris
Spencer
Kevin
Mr. D
Luna
Kelbris
Kayd
Thomas
Quia
Guide
TheLaw
The Man
Doug
Mason
Mason
xxxxxxxxx
The Gray
Man
Glossary
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Misc.
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A
Archive
ARG
Ascension
B
Ben Drowned
Blood Moon Ritual
Bloody Mary
Blue Baby
Bomb Plans
Bunny Hood
C
Candyman
Cellphone Tower
Cipher
Cherrington High
Cleverbot
Contact Page
Cycle
D
Dark Link
Deku Link
Demon
Downloadable Files
Drezz
Drok
E
Electro Drek
Elegy of Emptiness
Elegy Statue
Epona
Epona's Song
F
Fairy
Father
File 59
G
GM
Goron Link
Guestbook
H
Happy Mask Salesman
Haunted Majora's Mask Cartridge
Helper's Hat
Hiatus
Holy Building
Hubris
Hubris Game
I
Internet Detectives
Inverted Song of Time
IRC
J
Jadusable
Jadusable's ARG
John's Cellphone Number
Johnisdead.com
K
Kamaro Mask
Key592
King Kong
L
Lens of Truth
Letschasethemouse
Link
Link.exe
Lostmemory.exe
Luna Prophecy
Lunar Children
Lunarchildren.com
M
M
Majora's Mask
Masks
Mask of Truth
Max Headroom
Messenger
Meta
Methods of Revolution
Moon Children
Moon Children Forums
N
Neophyte
New Wave Bossa Nova
O
Oath to Order
OOC
Overseer
Owl Statue
P
Pididoip
Playing Cards
Portal
Postman's Hat
R
Remember.exe
Red Dot
Rosa
S
Safehaven
Shazbot
Silent Hill
Silentdork
Skull Kid
Skype
Sonata of Awakening
Song of Double Time
Song of Healing
Song of Soaring
Song of Storms
Song of Time
Song of Unhealing
SSTV Signal
Steganography
Stone Mask
Submitting
Sun's Song
T
Tenor
The Blackout
The Fishery
The Four Giants
The Glitch
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
The Misguided Legion
The Moon
The Ocarina
The Orchard
The Path of Parallelos
The Poem
The Spire
The Truth
The Whiteout
TheLinkMissing
TheTruth.rtf
Time Bomb
Time Links
Transcendence
U
Usekeb
V
Vigil
Vocaroo
W
Wayward Horizon
Weenie-Licked
Whatisben.com
Within Hubris
Y
Youshouldnthavedonethat.net
YSHDT.com
Z
Zora Link
Story
On May 26th, 2015, the players discovered that Lunarchildren.com was once again back in the cult's possession. Free from SKM's hack, the website now took on the appearance of a simplistic Wordpress blog. For now, the blog contained only one post from an account titled MattR:
Technical Difficulties
Posted on May 26, 2015 11:37 pm by MattR
Due to technical difficulties, we have been going on and offline as of recent. We just secured our servers for the time being, nothing else should go wrong with father on our side. The archive was lost, around august of 2012 and we are just now rebuilding the new lunar children website. We will hold a ceremony at our holy place tonight as another milestone has been reached within this year! Expect new content soon children. -Operator
Despite his sudden disappearance after being confronted by Kelbris in 2010, Matt is alive and well. It seems he's left the Moon Children and since joined the Lunar Children. He seems to have a similar role and is once again a moderator - this time going under the title of Operator. The "R" in Matt's name is likely a reference to "Rodney R." - one of Matt's previous aliases mentioned on Youshouldnthavedonetehat.net.
Matt mentions the "Archive" once again. As discussed previously, this "Archive" was lost during August of 2012 - the same year that the original Within Hubris went offline. This implies that the Lunar Children's website and Within Hubris are somehow connected. Regardless, Matt clarifies that Lunarchidlren.com is still under construction. He also announces that a ceremony will be taking place at the "holy place" later on in the night.
Later that night, Tyler returned to the Internet Detectives Skype group after having a rather interesting day...
Hey broskinos
is all well?
Heya tylep
Is aight
I had a really uncomfortable day today ^^;
Oh?
What happened Tyler?
Well I woke up really late for some reason like around 6pm
and the power was out and the house was REALLY hot
the temp difference between inside and outside my house was crazy
a bit cool when I stepped outside
a bit rainy too
but DAMN was it burning inside ^^;
Tyler, were your bedroom doors open?
actually nope
strangely enough though I had a hard time getting them open at first when I awoke
which was weird cause last night they seemed broke in a way that would imply they were just gonna be swinging open easily for a while
spoopy ^^;
It appears Tyler is experiencing more oddities in his home. In addition to his house phone not working and his doors opening on their own, his electricity is now occasionally turning off and his doors are becoming hard to open.
I decided since the power was out I would use the phone battery I had to go try and take pictures of kevins house
It started getting dark pretty quickly and the town was pretty empty around like 9 when I started my trek
I only made it about half way there before turning back
I saw a really really weird man
What do you remember about the Weird Man?
I saw him in the distance at first while I was coming up to the town library
He was just kind of moving left and right far off in the distance and I couldn't really make him out
he seemed pretty tall and I guess he was in all black because I could barely make him out in the dim bit of nighttime light
I really had no choice but to go closer seeing as he was on the path I was on
He seemed kind of weird just leaning around and going left and right but I figured, fuck it probs just one of the drugged up people in my not so good hood.
You say you didn't get a good look at him?
I didn't want to upset the guy by making him think I was staring (cause I was a lot)
So I just looked down at my phone and pretended I didn't notice him and kept walking hoping I could just pass by him
I looked up for a moment as I got next to the library where he was moving around at and realized he had disappeared
But I got some pictures and a short video of him
Oh cool
Mind if we see em?
I am putting it together right now
Cool :D
I began filming and taking pics as fast as I could because I realized something as I looked up
I looked at the library
and the lights were now on
at around 9:30 at night
and he was standing inside the library
he was just standing there
perfectly still
it felt unnatural how unmoving he was in that moment
I felt a bit unerved so I decided to sprint back home
as I was attempting to take the pictures and video the lights in the library shut back off
Tyler claims that he attempted to go to Kevin's abandoned home to take some photos. However, he only made it halfway there before encountering a Weird Guy. This individual was standing down the street and leaning left and right in an odd manner. Tyler says that the Weird Guy was rather tall and appeared to be wearing all black. Upon approaching him, he realized that the Weird Guy had disappeared. When Tyler looked through the windows of a nearby library, he saw that the Weird Guy had somehow warped inside of it and was now staring at him, unmoving. This also caused the lights in the library to seeming turn on and off by themselves.
After this exceedingly strange encounter, Tyler ran back home - but not before taking some photos and recording some footage of the event.
Tbh I am kind of angry now
I feel like this guy knows where I live now or something
Because I found this paper when I came home
I don't like this shit
wait what was on the paper?
It was just this crumpled up peice of parchment paper under a rock on my door step
it had all this moon shit on it and a weird symbol on the back with the word "WATCHING" on it
I am on the ropes about the police at the moment because they have such a fucking shitty track record
but I have no one else to turn to
((Some time passes.))
Tyler you still here man?
Yeah sorry
Trying to take the picture but ever since I got back
my phone has been acting really weird too
the screen keeps fucking up while I am doing things and then it shuts itself off
but hold on a sec
To make matters worse, upon returning home, Tyler found a strange paper on his doorstep that featured a variety of odd moon-related imagery. His cellphone is now acting strange too. However, after a bit of trouble, Tyler manages to upload some photos of the paper:
The front of the paper seems to be a flyer for a variety of different moon goddesses. The back of the paper contains text that reads "ALL ARE HER" - clearly referring to Luna. It also features two symbols - one shaped like an eye and one shaped like a circle. The text "WATCHING" also seemed to imply that the Lunar Children were already observing Tyler.
However, there was one other detail about these photos that players found concerning. Looking at Tyler's computer screen revealed that he was currently in a Skype call with the player Zack Nelson. This made several players suspicious of Zack seeing how no other Internet Detectives were joining private calls with Tyler. Regardless, the players remained quiet about this detail and continued chatting with Tyler.
I fucking swear
If the police don't do something about this
I NEED to find a way to move
I just want to know what the fuck is going on
Have any of you seen these symbols before?
BTW, do you have power yet?
How else would I be on my computer with the lights on lol
Lol, yur right. That was dumb.
I am actually in a skype call with my girlfriend at the moment who I am trying to convince I am ok.
I didn't want to show her the paper, but I know she has done some relgious studies before so I doodled the symbol on a piece of paper. And showed her.
She said she has never seen it before ^^;
Tyler says he's now in a call with his girlfriend Carla. He explains that she has done some sort of religious studies in the past. Unfortunately, she claims she's unfamiliar with the symbols found on the paper.
I got a video together of the guy to show the authorities
In the middle of editing I added in text as if I was talking to all of you
I feel like I kind of did that on accident unconciously since I was technically on skype with you all while editing with the intent to show you all as well.
But if they ask I'll just say I was gonna show it to random un named friends first.
I am locking all my doors and shutting off my lights
I feel very un easy at the moment
I put it together in a bit of a rush but yeah
Tyler uploads his footage to Silentdork and titles it "The weird guy".
Description
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The video begins with a message from Tyler written in text.
"Hey broskinos"
"I woke up a bit late today, but I still planned on going to kevins."
"It was night time and the streets were pretty empty."
"But I woke up late, around like 6pm and the power had been out all day"
"However on my way there I saw a strange man"
The video then shows a still image of a tall silhouette of a man standing in a window.
"Oddly enough the picture after this came out all messed up."
We are shown another still image, this time the man can barely be seen and the image has noticeable corruption.
"I quickly started trying to take video once it came to mind But my phone began to act strangely"
A quick video is shown of the same shot. The silhouette of the man can be seen standing perfectly still in the window. A strange, corrupted buzzing noise is playing.
"My camera just seemed to cut off suddenly after a few seconds"
"I don't know how he got in there, but he just stood there. Like a statue"
"Then suddenly the lights cut too So I quickly snapped another pic as I ran home"
The video shows an image of the now darkened windows. It's difficult to make out anything at all.
Summary
- Tyler talks about the strange person he saw moving oddly in town who seemed to teleport into a library. He shares several photos and a short video clip of this event.
In this video, Tyler basically reiterates what he's already told the players. Interestingly, he describes the Weird Guy standing similarly to "a statue" - perhaps not too unlike an Elegy Statue... Regardless, the video also included the various images he took of The Weird Guy.
One of Tyler's photos of the Weird Guy.
One of Tyler's photos of the Weird Guy.
One of Tyler's photos of the Weird Guy.
A screenshot of Tyler's recording of the Weird Guy.
You allright, Tyler?
Not really
Just got out of a call with carla
She just thinks I am suddenly obsessively curious about obscure symbols now
So thats good
I hate to worry her
Sorry, whos Carla?
My girlfriend
I have been with her for the longest time
Ah. I should have figured
That's sweet
Hey actually now that I just thought about it
Damn
That necklace
I was wearing it in "Fun night with john and kevin"
She gave it to me as a birthday present
and I lost it a while back
It's still missing?
Yeah
I remember when it went missing me and kevin got in a fight about it
Because he had shown some serious interest in it a few times
and then it was just gone one day
and I looked everywhere
and could not find it at all
I thought he might have taken it which made me feel like an ass hole to say
but I had searched my entire home top to bottom and it was just gone
he was rather upset with me for accusing him
So I just dropped it after a while
What about Kevin's place?
The only time I have thoroughly been through his house was after he disapeared
Carla wasn't upset though that I lost it
she is a very forgiving person
so it was fine
Yeah
But I find Kevin's outburst strange
Kevin was always a pretty weird guy though
Silent and weird one minute
very loud the next
I feel like he didn't take it though
Or he would have said something
I feel
Tyler says that Carla is now worried about him becoming obsessed with these strange symbols. He then recalls the necklace that he was seen wearing in the "Fun night with john and kevin" videos. He says that this Crescent Moon Necklace was a birthday gift from Carla. Unfortunately, it went missing at some point. Tyler says he accused Kevin of stealing it because he had always shown some degree of interest in it. This led to a pretty big outburst from Kevin, causing Tyler to eventually let it go. Unfortunately, the Crescent Moon Necklace was never found.
Shortly after this, Tyler abruptly disappeared - possibly having fallen asleep.
Chat with Tyler
[11:59:10 PM] Tylep the rotaerc: Hey broskinos
[11:59:13 PM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: Hi tylep
[11:59:17 PM] Tylep the rotaerc: is all well?
[11:59:23 PM] Eve: Meh
[11:59:24 PM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: Is aight
[11:59:24 PM] uoslǝN ʞɔɐZ: Heya tylep
[11:59:31 PM] Oceanstuck: its...ok i guess?
[11:59:37 PM] Tylep the rotaerc: hello friend ^^
[11:59:49 PM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: Ocean, I'm just going to answer my own question since you can't apparently
[11:59:58 PM] Oceanstuck: i was about to answer
[12:00:07 AM] Oceanstuck: but then tylep showed up and i lost it
[12:00:17 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: It's been lik 15 minutes
[12:00:49 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: So what's up tyler?
[12:01:14 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Ohai Tyler
[12:01:15 AM] Oceanstuck: i take a really long time to find a decent-quality answer
[12:01:54 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: I'm sorry to say this, I really am, but I know you can't think of any way to dispute my point
[12:01:58 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: I had a really uncomfortable day today ^^;
[12:02:06 AM] Oceanstuck: circle im not done
[12:02:13 AM | Edited 12:02:45 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): @Tyler Oh?
[12:02:15 AM] Oceanstuck: ffffuck
[12:02:20 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: You can't
[12:02:21 AM] Oceanstuck: im taking it to drama room
[12:02:27 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: aight go ahead
[12:03:10 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): What happened Tyler?
[12:03:44 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: Well I woke up really late for some reason
[12:03:54 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: like around 6pm
[12:04:07 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: and the power was out and the house was REALLY hot
[12:04:08 AM] Eve: You were up late with us, sorry
[12:04:30 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: why was your house hot?
[12:04:38 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: no ac cause no powah ^^;
[12:04:46 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: and Im in florida
[12:04:49 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: but damn
[12:04:57 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: ah.
[12:05:03 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: the temp difference between inside and outside my house was crazy
[12:05:16 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: a bit cool when I stepped outside
[12:05:19 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: a bit rainy too
[12:05:22 AM] Eve: Hotter inside?
[12:05:28 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: but DAMN was it burning inside ^^;
[12:05:37 AM] kidpichu: like ocean I like you X3
[12:05:45 AM] Eve: Tyler, were your bedroom doors open?
[12:05:57 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: actually nope
[12:06:02 AM] Eve: Good
[12:06:17 AM] Eve: That spooked me last night
[12:06:20 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: strangely enough though I had a hard time getting them open at first when I awoke
[12:06:28 AM] kidpichu: e-e but I dunno it feels so weird when you say that
[12:06:31 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Weird
[12:06:50 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: which was weird cause last night they seemed broke in a way that would imply they were just gonna be swinging open easily for a while
[12:06:54 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: spoopy ^^;
[12:07:00 AM] Oceanstuck: very spoopy
[12:07:06 AM | Edited 12:07:11 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): No comment
[12:08:08 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: I decided since the power was out I would use the phone battery I had to go try and take pictures of kevins house like I said I would do yesterday
[12:08:52 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: It started getting dark pretty quickly
[12:09:24 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: and the town was pretty empty around like 9 when I started my trek
[12:09:47 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: I only made it about half way there before turning back
[12:10:26 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Uh, OK? (:| :| :^)
[12:11:04 AM] *** kidpichu added Gabriel Leonardo ***
[12:11:21 AM] Stevey "Bastard Of Winterfell" Freeman: what does that have to do with anything, mugen?
[12:11:38 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: I saw a really really weird man
[12:11:44 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): You expect me to know?
[12:11:46 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Oh hey
[12:12:02 AM] Oceanstuck: [12:10 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): <<< Uh, OK? (:| :| :^)[12:11 AM] Stevey "Bastard Of Winterfell" Freeman:
<<< what does that have to do with anything, mugen?im not seeing how the latter follows from the former
[12:12:09 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): What do you remember about the Weird Man?
[12:12:31 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: I saw him in the distance at first while I was coming up to the town library
[12:12:36 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Curly hair? Accordion? (smirk)
[12:12:46 AM] *** Oceanstuck misses the reference ***
[12:12:51 AM] Stevey "Bastard Of Winterfell" Freeman: the fuck are you talking about ocean?
[12:12:53 AM] Stevey "Bastard Of Winterfell" Freeman: it's a question
[12:12:59 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Later, Ocean.
[12:13:02 AM] Stevey "Bastard Of Winterfell" Freeman: of course it follows, cause I'm asking how it relates..
[12:13:15 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Later, Steve
[12:13:36 AM] kidpichu: by mugi
[12:13:44 AM] kidpichu: smell ya later bro
[12:13:48 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Not what I mean, Pichu
[12:13:51 AM] kidpichu: ooohhh
[12:13:53 AM] kidpichu: XD
[12:14:08 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Anyway Tyler what did the guy look like?
[12:14:11 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: He was just kind of moving left and right far off in the distance
[12:14:16 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: and I couldn't really make him out
[12:14:35 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Didn't get close enough?
[12:14:42 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: Moogs
[12:14:46 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: i wouldn't even want to
[12:14:52 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: why would he go up to the creepy guy moving left and right
[12:14:56 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: like
[12:14:58 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: seriously
[12:14:59 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Hey you never know
[12:15:04 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Might be worth it
[12:15:10 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: (facepalm)
[12:15:16 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Kickstarted my career
[12:15:24 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: he seemed pretty tall and I guess he was in all black because I could barely make him out in the dim bit of nighttime light
[12:15:36 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Uh oh
[12:16:01 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Suddenly sounding like keeping distance was a good call
[12:16:51 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: I really had no choice but to go closer seeing as he was on the path I was on
[12:17:11 AM] Grey: ey wat up
[12:17:14 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: hey grey
[12:17:17 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: Met tyler yet?
[12:17:19 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): ... Thought you said you didn't do that
[12:17:33 AM] Grey: huh?
[12:17:38 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: He seemed kind of weird just leaning around and going left and right but I figured, fuck it probs just one of the drugged up people in my not so good hood.
[12:17:40 AM] Grey: oh hello
[12:17:45 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): We got a newcomer, Grey
[12:17:48 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: hai broskino
[12:18:11 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Seems he was friends with John
[12:18:44 AM] kidpichu: tylep was it the good kind?
[12:18:48 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): So anyway Tyler you say you didn't get a good look at him?
[12:18:52 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Gah
[12:18:54 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Pichu
[12:18:55 AM] kidpichu: I know the difference
[12:19:08 AM] kidpichu: i'm not sorry
[12:19:12 AM] *** kidpichu aways ***
[12:19:30 AM] Eve: What happened next Tyler?
[12:19:30 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: I didn't want to upset the guy by making him think I was staring (cause I was a lot)
[12:19:51 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: So I just looked down at my phone and pretended I didn't notice him
[12:20:16 AM] Eve: Hmm
[12:20:24 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: and kept walking
[12:20:30 AM] Eve: Did you walk past him?
[12:20:32 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: hoping I could just pass by him
[12:20:46 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: I looked up for a moment as I got next to the library
[12:21:00 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: where he was moving around at
[12:21:12 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: and realized he had disapeared
[12:21:23 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): And as a result you didn't get a good look at him, meaning he might still not be who he could have been
[12:21:54 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: But I got some pictures and a short video of him
[12:22:00 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: Oh cool
[12:22:06 AM] Eve: Perfect.
[12:22:08 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: Mind if we see em?
[12:22:17 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: I am putting it together right now
[12:22:20 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: Cool
[12:22:21 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: :D
[12:22:35 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: I began filming and taking pics as fast as I could
[12:22:45 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: because I realized something as I looked up
[12:22:46 AM] Eve: In case he does something weird, you can show it to authority.
[12:22:59 AM] Eve: Some ppl, ya know
[12:23:14 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: I looked at the library
[12:23:22 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: and the lights were now on
[12:23:38 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: at around 9:30 at night
[12:23:48 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: and he was standing inside the library
[12:24:27 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Was he doing anything else?
[12:24:39 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: he was just standing there
[12:24:42 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: perfectly still
[12:24:58 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Did his head tilt any?
[12:25:04 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: it felt unnatural how unmoving he was in that moment
[12:25:19 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: I felt a bit unerved
[12:25:26 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: so I decided to sprint back home
[12:25:48 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: as I was attempting to take the pictures and video
[12:25:57 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: the lights in the library shut back off
[12:26:25 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Damn, could it really be him? What's he even doing here?
[12:26:42 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: uhhh who?
[12:27:07 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: Moogs
[12:27:13 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: don't scare the new guy with random stuff m8
[12:28:01 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: him implying you know who this guy is
[12:28:07 AM] Eve: Lol, no
[12:28:16 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: Tbh I am kind of angry now
[12:28:19 AM] kidpichu: mugi thinks he knows everyone like at the club
[12:28:22 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Guy I ran into a while back. I do know he was doing something in FL, but I doubt it's relevant.
[12:28:25 AM] Eve: Moogen has a dumb sense of humor
[12:28:28 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: Because I feel like this guy knows where I live now or something
[12:28:39 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: Because I found this paper when I came home
[12:28:47 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): What was on it?
[12:29:04 AM] kidpichu: tylep peper spray is you're friend
[12:29:16 AM] Wolfcat: holy pepper spray
[12:29:28 AM] kidpichu: my dad said to get some i'll give you some
[12:29:46 AM] kidpichu: but my dad has a tazer too so you'd think he'd give me that
[12:29:47 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: I don't like this shit
[12:30:11 AM | Edited 12:30:16 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): I'd be worried if you did
[12:30:23 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: wait what was on the paper?
[12:30:28 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): ^
[12:30:29 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: It was just this crumpled up peice of parchment paper under a rock on my door step
[12:30:35 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: it had all this moon shit on it
[12:30:38 AM] kidpichu: he's a security guard last I checked
[12:30:40 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: also moogs stahp creepin tyler, you don't know the guy
[12:30:50 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: it was probably just some crazy homeless guy
[12:30:50 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Can we get a picture of the paper?
[12:30:55 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: my dad used to be one of them
[12:31:07 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Thorin I wanna believe that.
[12:31:13 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: and a weird symbol on the back with the word "WATCHING" on it
[12:31:22 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: woah
[12:31:25 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: that's sp00ky
[12:31:31 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): welp
[12:31:47 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: moogs why did you change your name
[12:31:53 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: i keep thinkin you're seeker
[12:31:55 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: I am on the ropes about the police at the moment because they have such a fucking shitty track record
[12:32:02 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: but I have no one else to turn to
[12:32:11 AM] kidpichu: i had a mental dude on my street who would take empty bottles and leave full bottles of windex
[12:32:37 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Hey Tyler? Can we get a picture of this paper?
[12:32:38 AM] Wolfcat: Maybe get one of those security lights that flicks on when it detects motion? Or set up a camera at night?
[12:32:41 AM] kidpichu: e-e" in my yard
[12:32:43 AM] Wolfcat: Just in case
[12:33:00 AM] kidpichu: oh camera lights are good we have those here
[12:33:11 AM] kidpichu: lights not the camera
[12:33:22 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): What about the action?
[12:33:29 AM] Wolfcat: boo
[12:33:36 AM] kidpichu: boo
[12:33:55 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): But no seriously, picture of the paper?
[12:34:02 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Might have clues on it
[12:34:20 AM | Removed 12:34:22 AM] Wolfcat: This message has been removed.
[12:34:26 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): ...
[12:34:31 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Yes, Erik
[12:34:34 AM] kidpichu: e-e" moon shit ? clues to the spooky bunny in the moon
[12:34:37 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Just like Blue's Clues
[12:34:50 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: HERE'S THE MAIL IT NEVER FAILS IT MAKES ME WANNA WAG MY TAIL WHEN IT COMES I WANNA WAIL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL
[12:34:51 AM] The Sun: I heard there were shitstorms.
[12:34:54 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Or maybe a super advanced civilization?
[12:34:59 AM] The Sun: Do I need to smack someone?
[12:35:05 AM] Wolfcat: yeah smack mugen
[12:35:06 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Oh hey it's THE MAN
[12:35:09 AM] The Sun: Because I'm too lazy to.
[12:35:11 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): (y) (y) (y)
[12:35:25 AM] The Sun: Mugen has three arms?
[12:35:29 AM] The Sun: I thought he only had one.
[12:35:30 AM] Wolfcat: well
[12:35:34 AM] Wolfcat: jfc
[12:35:40 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): (facepalm)
[12:35:42 AM] kidpichu: dearest mugi of valiant nature refrain from using personal names for it is creepy
[12:35:45 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Dude
[12:35:51 AM] kidpichu: dude seriously
[12:35:56 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Was ages ago
[12:36:02 AM] Wolfcat: he got better
[12:36:04 AM] The Sun: That's literally the last time I was here.
[12:36:11 AM] The Sun: Oh, that explains it.
[12:36:15 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): ***** plz don't start in front of the new guy
[12:36:17 AM] kidpichu: it's creepy and i kinda want you 10 feet from this conversation
[12:36:31 AM] Wolfcat: collin fuckboy m gonna slap ur shit
[12:36:38 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Bring it
[12:36:42 AM] *** Wolfcat slaps ur shit ***
[12:36:47 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: i'll punch yer gobs
[12:36:48 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Pfft
[12:36:52 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): All you got?
[12:36:59 AM | Edited 12:37:05 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Also ew
[12:37:03 AM] Wolfcat: I did what I stated out to do
[12:37:29 AM] Wolfcat: sorry tyler
[12:37:48 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: ...
[12:37:51 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: lel we r dum
[12:37:51 AM] kidpichu: i punch where dawn don't shine
[12:38:07 AM] kidpichu: or not
[12:38:12 AM] kidpichu: :P
[12:38:13 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): So anyway Tyler found an interesting paper that may have some vital info on it
[12:38:26 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Can we have a photo plz?
[12:38:26 AM | Edited 12:38:35 AM] kidpichu: it has a map to the rabbit in the moon
[12:38:39 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Had other shit too he said
[12:39:12 AM] Eve: Tyler you still here man?
[12:39:21 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: Yeah sorry
[12:39:45 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: Trying to take the picture but ever since I got back
[12:39:55 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: my phone has been acting really weird too
[12:40:06 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Weird how?
[12:40:07 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: oh that sucks
[12:40:32 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: the screen keeps fucking up while I am doing things and then it shuts itself off
[12:40:36 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: but hold on a sec
[12:40:48 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: oh man that sucks
[12:41:22 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Flat much, Thorin?
[12:42:14 AM] kidpichu: secretly he's double D's
[12:42:27 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: whaddya mean flat
[12:42:27 AM] *** kidpichu shot ***
[12:42:29 AM] Wolfcat: nice
[12:42:34 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Would explain his behavior Pichu
[12:42:40 AM] kidpichu: D:
[12:42:46 AM] Wolfcat: pics plz
[12:42:49 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): If he was Edd
[12:42:50 AM | Removed 12:43:11 AM] kidpichu: This message has been removed.
[12:42:56 AM] Eve: Tyler was telling us last night, that his phone service was screwing around too
[12:43:01 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Pichu TMI
[12:43:12 AM] Eve: I hope he gets that sorted
[12:43:14 AM] kidpichu: k XD
[12:43:15 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: i finally have context for the image
[12:43:19 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
[12:43:21 AM] Stevey "Bastard Of Winterfell" Freeman: not your place to decide that, mugen
[12:43:28 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: yeah moogs
[12:43:31 AM] Wolfcat: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
[12:43:34 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: she can say whatever the fuck she wants
[12:43:38 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: 4 u moog
[12:43:46 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Not yours either Steve
[12:43:49 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: it can be ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) or non ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
[12:43:59 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: Alright FINALLY got my phone to work
[12:44:03 AM] kidpichu: i would care if stevey said tmi tho
[12:44:05 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: Lol circ
[12:44:10 AM] Stevey "Bastard Of Winterfell" Freeman: Yes it is, cause you're trying to tell people what to do. I'm telling you to stop telling people what to do.
[12:44:12 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Stop trying to start fights in front of the new giy
[12:44:16 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: Oh sweet tyler
[12:44:22 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: oi
[12:44:25 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: stevey and moogs
[12:44:28 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: stahp pls
[12:44:36 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): If he absconds it's on you
[12:44:41 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: ((Tyler sends a photo of the strange paper he found.)) 
[12:44:41 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: mostly moogs tbh you need to just stop talking
[12:45:09 AM] kidpichu: but mugi you're making this a soap opera just a lil
[12:45:13 AM] Wolfcat: whoa
[12:45:14 AM] kidpichu: ok no a lot
[12:45:21 AM] kidpichu: o__O
[12:45:24 AM] kidpichu: oh
[12:45:29 AM] Wolfcat: maybe it's just some crazy flyer?
[12:46:14 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Wow so much for subtlety
[12:46:16 AM] kidpichu: woah which one is she?
[12:46:29 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Could be all of them
[12:46:31 AM] kidpichu: or is it bunch of moon goodeses
[12:46:41 AM] Eve: It won't load for me ;(
[12:46:47 AM] kidpichu: she doesn't look like any of my tribes soo
[12:47:09 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): I'm hazarding a guess that they think she's all of them
[12:47:15 AM] kidpichu: i mean not that i'm an indian XD that's my ancestors
[12:47:38 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Already gotten
[12:47:43 AM] kidpichu: not cause its a she
[12:47:49 AM] kidpichu: the moon god i know is a he
[12:48:03 AM] kidpichu: or heard about
[12:48:05 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Wouldn't surprise me
[12:44:41 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: ((Tyler sends a photo of the strange paper he found, this time showing the back.)) 
[12:48:26 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: "ALL ARE HER" "WATCHING"
[12:48:32 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): ...
[12:48:34 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Wow
[12:48:37 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Called it
[12:48:40 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: I fucking swear
[12:48:49 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: If the police don't do something about this
[12:48:55 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: Mugen what the fuck are you even talking about?
[12:48:56 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: I NEED to find a way to move
[12:49:52 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): @Circle
[12:47 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦️): I'm hazarding a guess that they think she's all of them
[12:50:09 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: mugen
[12:50:15 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: how much crack have you been smokin
[12:50:37 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Not enough seeing as you think I am.
[12:50:39 AM] kidpichu: pffp
[12:50:41 AM] kidpichu: mugi
[12:50:47 AM] kidpichu: the paper says goddesses
[12:51:00 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): And on the back says "ALL ARE HER"
[12:51:13 AM | Edited 12:51:21 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): I did not expect to be right about that
[12:51:19 AM] kidpichu: ?
[12:51:22 AM] kidpichu: oki
[12:51:27 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: oh yeah i saved the images i'd put them in the Dropbox but my Dropbox is full
[12:51:43 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: moogs srsly what the fuck are you on about
[12:51:45 AM] kidpichu: dropbox y u nu eat it
[12:51:54 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): FFS Thorin read up
[12:51:56 AM] kidpichu: i want what mugi is havening
[12:51:58 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: yer creepin me out a bit, and i bet tyler is creeped out too
[12:52:18 AM] kidpichu: unless it really bad then no
[12:52:20 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: I just want to know what the fuck is going on
[12:52:23 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: like seriously
[12:52:25 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: tbh so do i
[12:52:29 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): No clue
[12:52:44 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): I'm just shooting off theories on the folks that sent it
[12:52:47 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: i doubt any of us know.
[12:52:55 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: we can probably try to help find out
[12:53:37 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: crap
[12:53:38 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: i g2g
[12:53:43 AM] kidpichu: i don't think it's werewolves or vampires if that's help ^-^"
[12:56:32 AM] kidpichu: it doesn't....does it? i'm sorry Q^Q
[12:56:58 AM] Eve: Tyler, tbh, lock all your doors, shut all your blinds.
[12:57:00 AM] Wolfcat: git yerself a gun
[12:57:14 AM] Oceanstuck: whatd i miss
[12:57:16 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Lycans would be interesting but I doubt it
[12:57:24 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Ohai Ocean
[12:57:28 AM] Eve: And don't answer the door to anyone
[12:57:42 AM] kidpichu: not even the pizza boy
[12:57:48 AM] Oceanstuck: esp not the pizza boy
[12:57:54 AM] Wolfcat: never the pizza boy
[12:57:58 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): He might take your eyes
[12:58:03 AM] Wolfcat: and your money
[12:58:07 AM] Oceanstuck: double esp if hes green and malformed
[12:58:15 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): But def your eyes
[12:58:44 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: Have any of you seen these symbols before?
[12:58:49 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): No
[12:58:55 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: nope
[12:59:07 AM] Wolfcat: hm
[12:59:13 AM] Oceanstuck: what symbols were they again
[12:59:36 AM] Oceanstuck: i had to skim the backlog i think i missed them
[1:00:07 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Ocean
[1:00:24 AM] Oceanstuck: what
[1:00:25 AM] Oceanstuck: just
[1:00:29 AM] Oceanstuck: tell me what they were
[1:00:36 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): I was trying to
[1:00:41 AM] Eve: Well, one symbol kinda reminds me of Zelda
[1:00:48 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Skype and phone were being bitches
[1:01:02 AM] kidpichu: yeah it kinda does
[1:01:06 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Yeah the upper one makes me think of the falling moon from MM
[1:01:20 AM] kidpichu: D: that's horrible
[1:01:24 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: and the bottom one is a TIE bomber
[1:01:27 AM] Stevey "Bastard Of Winterfell" Freeman: Illuminaughty
[1:01:35 AM] Stevey "Bastard Of Winterfell" Freeman: and the bottom one is a TIE bomberCIRCLE NO
[1:01:38 AM] Stevey "Bastard Of Winterfell" Freeman: YOU'RE NOT MEANT TO MAKE MEL AUGH
[1:01:40 AM] Stevey "Bastard Of Winterfell" Freeman: STHAP
[1:01:41 AM] Stevey "Bastard Of Winterfell" Freeman: Immediatly
[1:02:28 AM] kidpichu: XD
[1:02:31 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: nah though it looks like an eye
[1:02:41 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Makes sense
[1:02:45 AM] Wolfcat: I need to check something
[1:02:56 AM | Edited 1:03:05 AM] kidpichu: oh aren't their like eye monsters Zelda?
[1:03:18 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Says "watching" between them
[1:03:23 AM] kidpichu: where you shoot arrows at them like pew pew
[1:03:26 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Yes but none like that
[1:03:30 AM] Wolfcat: brb
[1:03:36 AM] Eve: I was thinking of the eye of truth
[1:03:50 AM] Eve: But I'm just a Zelda buff
[1:03:59 AM] Eve: Tyler... Srsly.
[1:04:01 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Nope
[1:04:30 AM] Eve: Don't answer the door. And draw your shades
[1:04:33 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Looks nothing like it not even Agahnim's version
[1:04:34 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Eve
[1:04:37 AM] kidpichu: not even vatti?
[1:04:44 AM] Eve: BTW, do you have power yet?
[1:04:44 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Broken record much?
[1:04:51 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): No Pichu
[1:05:03 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Methinks it's original but I could find someone
[1:05:05 AM] kidpichu: you shouldn't break records bad mugi bad
[1:05:18 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Wasn't me who broke it
[1:05:20 AM] kidpichu: those are history
[1:05:33 AM] kidpichu: but you smelt it
[1:05:46 AM] kidpichu: so you delt it
[1:05:59 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): T'was Eve who dealt it as I was calling her on it
[1:06:18 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Seriously people can we knock off the damn hostilities around the new guy?
[1:06:22 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Fucking hell
[1:06:31 AM] kidpichu: just teasin~
[1:06:41 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): And look where it got you
[1:06:45 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: [1:04 AM] Eve: <<< BTW, do you have power yet?
[1:06:57 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: How else would I be on my computer with the lights on lol
[1:07:05 AM] kidpichu: wizzard
[1:07:21 AM] kidpichu: it got me where i like it~
[1:07:56 AM] kidpichu: xD ok sorry that one was bad
[1:08:09 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Yes it was
[1:08:18 AM] kidpichu: chu~
[1:08:36 AM] Eve: On 5/27/2015, at 1:06 AM, Tylep the rotaerc wrote:> How else would I be on my computer with the lights on lol Lol, yur right. That was dumb.
[1:08:39 AM] Stevey "Bastard Of Winterfell" Freeman: Noones even being "mean" to the new guy
[1:08:49 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Semantics
[1:08:56 AM] kidpichu: pfff
[1:08:56 AM] Eve: He he, guys....
[1:09:04 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): You're being mean where he can see it
[1:09:12 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: I am actually in a skype call with my girlfriend at the moment who I am trying to convince I am ok.
[1:09:40 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): How's she doing?
[1:09:48 AM] kidpichu: i-i read that sooo wrooongg
[1:09:55 AM] Eve: Oh, your GF, cooool
[1:09:55 AM] kidpichu: i'm so sorry XD
[1:10:17 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): ...
[1:10:26 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: I didn't want to show her the paper, but I know she has done some relgious studies before so I doodled the symbol on a piece of paper. And showed her.
[1:10:29 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Don't worry Tyler you'll get used to it
[1:10:35 AM] kidpichu: seamonkeys
[1:10:40 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: She said she has never seen it before ^^;
[1:10:50 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Not surprised
[1:11:24 AM] Stevey "Bastard Of Winterfell" Freeman: that eye does look familar to be honest
[1:11:31 AM] Stevey "Bastard Of Winterfell" Freeman: cant seem to place it... its so annoying
[1:11:43 AM] Wolfcat: Yeah, the bottom symbol looks very familiar
[1:11:55 AM] Stevey "Bastard Of Winterfell" Freeman: I know right?
[1:12:02 AM] Wolfcat: Reminds me of Gohma
[1:12:19 AM] Stevey "Bastard Of Winterfell" Freeman: seems almost egyptian or somethin. or illoominati
[1:12:34 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Wat
[1:13:08 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Not seeing the resemblance
[1:13:54 AM] Wolfcat: mostly the hyrule warriors one
[1:14:31 AM] kidpichu: o-o spooky
[1:14:34 AM] kidpichu: that look right
[1:14:35 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): OK that might make some sense
[1:14:40 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): But why Gohma?
[1:14:55 AM] kidpichu: cause go big or gohma
[1:15:01 AM] Wolfcat: I don't think it's acutlaly meant to be Gohma, it just reminds me of that
[1:15:06 AM] Wolfcat: pichu go home you're drunk
[1:15:14 AM] kidpichu: 3: k
[1:15:25 AM] kidpichu: can i stay and watch?
[1:15:43 AM] Wolfcat: sure
[1:15:51 AM] kidpichu: yay
[1:16:20 AM] Stevey "Bastard Of Winterfell" Freeman: [1:14 AM] kidpichu: <<< cause go big or gohmaXD PICHU NO
[1:16:28 AM] Stevey "Bastard Of Winterfell" Freeman: stop.jpeg
[1:17:35 AM] Sprikiroid: yo
[1:17:44 AM] Sprikiroid: what have I missed
[1:17:46 AM] Oceanstuck: sup
[1:17:57 AM] Oceanstuck: site shit and drama
[1:18:15 AM] kidpichu: drama lama
[1:19:21 AM] Stevey "Bastard Of Winterfell" Freeman: does llama have two l's?
[1:20:08 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Yep
[1:20:22 AM] kidpichu: that's how much drama it brings XD
[1:20:42 AM] kidpichu: i prefer alpacas though
[1:29:56 AM] uoslǝN ʞɔɐZ: Welp, Gotta go guys, see ya later ^^
[1:30:03 AM] Oceanstuck: bye zack
[1:32:29 AM] Wolfcat: I'm gonna head out also. Night guys.
[1:33:27 AM] Dovid Magady: Hello
[1:33:56 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Hai Dov
[1:34:18 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): You meet Tyler yet?
[1:34:38 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: I got a video together of the guy to show the authorities
[1:34:44 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: also hello ^^
[1:35:39 AM] Dovid Magady: Whats ip?
[1:35:48 AM] Dovid Magady: Yeah, we met lst night
[1:36:39 AM] Dovid Magady: What happnened, Tyler?
[1:37:26 AM] kidpichu: o-o that's smart
[1:38:31 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: In the middle of editing I added in text as if I was talking to all of you
[1:39:06 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: I feel like I kind of did that on accident unconciously since I was technically on skype with you all while editing with the intent to show you all as well.
[1:39:27 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: But if they ask I'll just say I was gonna show it to random un named friends first.
[1:43:42 AM] Eve: OK, that's believable
[1:43:50 AM] Eve: :P
[1:43:56 AM] Dovid Magady: Sounds good
[1:44:46 AM | Removed 1:47:30 AM] Dovid Magady: This message has been removed.
[1:45:15 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: [1:43 AM] Eve: <<< OK, that's believable Is that sarcasm cause I can't even tell ^^;
[1:45:16 AM | Removed 1:47:33 AM] Dovid Magady: This message has been removed.
[1:46:18 AM] Dovid Magady: And now I realize that no one knows what the fuck Im talking about
[1:50:48 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: I am locking all my doors and shutting off my lights
[1:51:10 AM] Dovid Magady: All right. be careful.
[1:51:11 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: I feel very un easy at the moment
[1:51:21 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): You post the vid?
[1:52:21 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpaMPlmk81k
[1:52:26 AM] Dovid Magady: Thanks
[1:52:33 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: I put it together in a bit of a rush but yeah
[1:52:33 AM] Eve: On 5/27/2015, at 1:45 AM, Tylep the rotaerc wrote:> [1:43:47 AM] Eve: OK, that's believable <<< Is that sarcasm cause I can't even tell ^^; It wasn't, sorry.
[1:52:55 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Awesome
[1:53:01 AM] Stevey "Bastard Of Winterfell" Freeman: why do you feel unsafe..?
[1:53:04 AM] Stevey "Bastard Of Winterfell" Freeman: is something the matter?
[1:53:07 AM] Dovid Magady: What paper did you find in front of your home?
[1:53:14 AM] Dovid Magady: What'd it say?
[1:53:30 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: I thought I already uploaded it
[1:53:38 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: Thinking back I feel I should have put it in the video
[1:53:46 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): It's cool
[1:53:50 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: but Ill just show it to the police when I call them tomorrow
[1:53:56 AM] Dovid Magady: I might have missed it
[1:54:19 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Dov the paper has two sides, one was a flyer about Moon patrons, all female
[1:54:24 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): This is the back
[1:54:40 AM] Dovid Magady: Thank you
[1:54:54 AM] Dovid Magady: you don't have the front, I take it?
[1:55:41 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): I do
[1:55:46 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Just went back and saved it
[1:56:13 AM] Dovid Magady: Thank yo, again. not much help, though
[1:56:18 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Yeah
[1:57:05 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): I had a theory that they believed all of these Moon patronesses were the same person, like seconds before he showed us the back
[1:57:10 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Caught me off guard
[1:57:49 AM] Dovid Magady: The words and symbols seem to mixed up... #statingtheobvious
[1:58:46 AM] Dovid Magady: But yeah, I get the idea. you allright, Tyler?
[1:59:01 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: Not really
[1:59:14 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: Just got out of a call with carla
[1:59:40 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: She just thinks I am suddenly obsessively curious about obscure symbols now
[1:59:44 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: So thats good
[1:59:48 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: I hate to worry her
[2:00:26 AM] Dovid Magady: Sorry, whos Carla?
[2:01:11 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: My girlfriend
[2:01:25 AM] Dovid Magady: Ah. I should have figured
[2:01:32 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: I have been with her for the longest time
[2:01:46 AM] Dovid Magady: That's sweet
[2:01:57 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: Hey actually now that I just thought about it
[2:02:03 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: Damn
[2:02:06 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: That necklace
[2:02:24 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: I was wearing it in "Fun night with john and kevin"
[2:02:41 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: She gave it to me as a birthday present
[2:02:54 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: and I lost it a while back
[2:03:37 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): It's still missing?
[2:03:42 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: Yeah
[2:05:09 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: I remember when it went missing me and kevin got in a fight about it
[2:05:27 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: Because he had shown some serious interest in it a few times
[2:05:33 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: and then it was just gone one day
[2:05:39 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: and I looked everywhere
[2:05:45 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: and could not find it at all
[2:06:03 AM | Edited 2:06:19 AM] Dovid Magady: Wher'd Carla get the necklace?
[2:06:22 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: She told me she bought it online
[2:06:53 AM] Dovid Magady: Oh, ok. Nothing more specific?
[2:07:07 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: I think it might have been ebay or amazon
[2:07:09 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: idk
[2:07:28 AM] Dovid Magady: Allright. sorry to pry
[2:07:32 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: Its fine
[2:07:39 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: But I thought he might have taken it
[2:07:48 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: which made me feel like an ass hole to say
[2:08:00 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: but I had searched my entire home
[2:08:06 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: top to bottom
[2:08:10 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: and it was just gone
[2:08:31 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): What about Kevin's place?
[2:08:59 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: The only time I have thoroughly been through his house
[2:09:06 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: was after he disapeared
[2:09:22 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): No joy?
[2:09:44 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: But he was rather upset with me for accusing him
[2:09:55 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: So I just dropped it after a while
[2:10:07 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Maybe it went with him and he didn't know
[2:10:16 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: idk
[2:10:22 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Although blowing up at the thought that he ran off with it
[2:10:25 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: Carla wasn't upset though that I lost it
[2:10:30 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: she is a very forgiving person
[2:10:32 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: so it was fine
[2:10:37 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Yeah
[2:11:02 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): But I find Kevin's outburst strange
[2:11:20 AM] Dovid Magady: It was definetly odd
[2:11:24 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): I mean yeah, not very friendly but damn
[2:11:50 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: Kevin was always a pretty weird guy though
[2:11:58 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: Silent and weird one minute
[2:12:02 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Welp, maybe if we find Kevin we'll get our answer
[2:12:02 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: very loud the next
[2:12:17 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: I feel like he didn't take it though
[2:12:20 AM] Dovid Magady: But how can we find him?
[2:12:21 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): His name does strike a chord with me
[2:12:26 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: Or he would have said something
[2:12:29 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: I feel
[2:13:00 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Maybe he didn't but better to check for something that isn't there than to be blindsided by what is.
[2:13:23 AM] Dovid Magady: But there was guy by his house wasn't there?
[2:16:30 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: huh?
[2:16:45 AM] Dovid Magady: The man in the shadows you passed by
[2:17:13 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: I never even made it to kevins house today ^^;
[2:17:27 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: I got too scared when that happened
[2:17:31 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: and ran back home
[2:17:47 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: that was about 3 and a half hours ago
[2:17:56 AM] Dovid Magady: Allright. Im just saying that guy seemed weird.
[2:18:37 AM] Eve: So, you said you're gonna go to the authorities tomorrow?
[2:18:44 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: Yes
[2:18:57 AM] Eve: Let us know what they say
[2:19:30 AM | Edited 2:19:44 AM] Eve: If they can't help you, we'll find a way, somehow
[2:21:24 AM] Tylep the rotaerc: Idk what you guys could really do
[2:22:52 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): You never know
[2:23:33 AM] Dovid Magady: We could help in someway
[2:23:55 AM] Dovid Magady: Im sure we can
[2:24:04 AM] Eve: At the very least, we're here to be some bro's for you.
[2:24:35 AM] Eve: In honor of John ;)
[2:25:06 AM] Eve: His bro's are our bro's
[2:32:43 AM] Eve: You OK, Tyler?
[2:33:38 AM] Eve: :( maybe he fell asleep.
On May 27th, 2015, players discovered that Johnisdead.com had updated. The page was now titled "luner" and contained the audio "CHILD.mp3". The page also featured an eerie photo of the moon.
The image above was a Bitmap file. During the YSHDT Arc, these were often used to hide secret messages via a technique called steganography. Unfortunately, the players were having some trouble figuring out how to decode it. Thankfully, Helper suddenly returned to the Internet Detectives Skype group and began chatting with the players.
Hello adventurers!
I hear you may be having trouble.
What is this Stega?
Its a type of dinosaur
Ah, I see!
its also short for steganography
Ah, I see. Steganography.
Did you make sure the image you are looking up is the correct format?
Heya
hey zack
yeah i dont think it works on jpegs
now that you reminded me
That is correct.
the file was bmp
It's obviously a BMP XD
But yeah our device is currently offline
It means absolutely dick if the device is broken
And it's not ours to fix
Mm, I have no clue of this device, so I cannot help.
Terribly sorry.
It seems the players were aware of how to solve the file's steganography. Unfortunately, the program they usually use to do this was offline. For the time being, they continued casually chatting with Helper.
So what's new with you, Helper?
I have been taking my vacation very well.
That is to say, not at all.
The last some years of silence have not been kind.
And I am still waiting.
Oh? What are you waiting for?
I am waiting for the time at which what I am waiting for comes to fruition.
And what would that be?
The thing I am waiting for!
god dammit
again with the tautologies
well we're never knowing what that is I guess
You might. One day.
Helper do you see anymore demons here
I no longer have the eyes to see demons, the ears to hear them, or the nose to smell them.
what about a tongue to taste them
I will still be able to taste, yes.
I am merely one of you.
Until the need for my services arise.
if you lick my hand can you tell if im still a demon
I will not be licking anyone.
That is fairly disgusting.
Helper says that he's been on vacation for quite some time - presumably since 2009. He also claims that he's simply one of the players now and that he's lost the ability to identify demons - at least until the need for his services arises again.
You know there are better ways to tell us that you do not wish to tell us something.
I will always tell you what I know.
That was my job.
You fucking ingrate.
Just not when we ask.
Instead you resort to tautology to convey the message that you are either unwilling or unable to tell us something.
I do not know what you mean. I always share my information.
I don't think we're in a position to complain
Now yell at me some more
You stole my property.
It took me so long to regain it.
I didn't steal it
I just sort of held onto it
You had it without my permission.
And used it to take my name and impersonate me.
No, I made it clear that I wasn't you
It does not matter.
You are a theif and a crook.
And I wash my hands of thee.
Of course it doesn't, you tautological Templar!
I am no longer in the templar order.
They did not pay me benefits.
Helper and the player Circlehunter make several jokes about how he played the role of The Gray Man. However, it's important to remember that The Gray Man isn't literally the player Circlehunter - the player Circlehunter simply played his role in a meta-sense. Canonically, The Gray Man is a separate person.
Interestingly, Helper claims that he eventually regained his hat on his own. He also claims that he was once a Templar, though this is likely just a joke.
woah shit guys
http://johnisdead.com/key666/uploads/666_6969_b00b13s_1337.webm
Got NOTFOUND, Wolf
>it takes moogen 2 minutes to get the joke
wait helper
onto important matters
why cant you see hear or feel demons anymore
I cannot answer that.
For I do not know it.
"I cannot answer that"
See, now that's better
I don't understand the black magic user.
I always will tell you when I do not know something.
Does the black magic user have a name, and what is that name?
His name is bob the cob.
#fuckthefish
Bob The Cob is not known to us
Yes, he very much is.
>it takes moogen 2 more minutes to get another joke
After taking the time to tease Mugen, Helper asks the players a very important question.
I have a very important question for you all.
What flavor of ice cream is best?
chocolate
Mint chocolate chip
fucking chocolate
I will get caramel.
The sugar provides excellent energy.
i like Caramel Toffe crunch
I am not british.
do you still hate brits
I hate no one.
:D
Except for the ones I do hate.
fuck
I do not hate circle.
:D
I merely wish to rip his insides out of his mouth.
I'll take it!
That's hate, Helper
I do not hurt the ones I hate.
Helper I just wanted to honor your name
I didn't mean to steal your identity
I want to honor your face.
By removing it.
After tensions between the player Circlehunter and Helper simmer down, Helper continues with his important business.
Shall I get chocolate whipped cream?
OOH
if you do can i have some
i like chocolate
especially chocolate milk
I have chocolate milk.
:0
You cannot have it.
aww
Helper do you still have any drugs
From your previous drugs
I mean work
previous work
I use drugs daily.
It keeps me sane.
Ooh
what types
Super meth
I have decided to get caramel apple.
However
They have raspberry cheesecake.
Obviously this choice is of the utmost improtance.
dude
cheesecake is fucking baller
CHEESECAKE
Get DA cheesecake
cheesecake is the best shit
You are correct.
I will choose the cheesecake.
After much deliberation, Helper's fateful choice in snacks has been made.
These three items.
the holy trinity of dessert
Helper.... That's the sexiest photo I've ever seen....
I dearly hope you have seen sexier, Eve.
Sadly
She has
How would you know this, warlock?
Have you been sending her pictures of Wolf again?
mugen those were only for you :c
Adventurers.
I have the feeling that you all may not take things seriously while I am here.
Those three items will be very important.
Very important.
Near the end of this conversation, Helper made an interesting remark...
Mm
It is a full moon out.
Or is it?
I cannot tell.
It is definitely more than just the first quarter of the moon.
Shortly after this, players discovered that Key592 on Johnisdead.com had updated. It now contained "update.txt", which read "Lunarchildren". This led to the discovery that Lunarchildren.com had updated, now featuring a new announcement from Matt:
Update
Posted on May 28, 2015 12:45 am by MattR
Hey guys, working on getting up the terminology page tonight! It’ll include three terms tonight: Tenebris Link, Deuro, and The Absque facie. Remember to check up on those pages when they are done as they hold important information. -Operator
ps: Our member communication forums are on the backlog, but should be up in the near future!
Matt announces that the Lunar Children Forums are still being constructed. In the meantime, the website has been updated with various terminology pages that were accessible via a new drop-down menu. The terminology selection page, "https://lunarchildren.com/terminology", contained the following text:
Terminology
A shortened list of the terms used within our ranks, and explanations of said terms. Extended versions are available within the library and can be accessed only physically. Term wisdom beyond the initiate level is obtainable within the parallelos forum and only by parallelos or elder children.
The Lunar Children seem to have their own physical library where they presumably house their holy terminology and scripture. This page also mentions a new term - Parallelos - the Latin word for "Parallel" or "Parallels". This seems to be a title of sorts used by the Lunar Children, as they refer to a "Parallelos Forum" and a rank known as "Parallelos Children". They also mention Elder Children - presumably referring to a high ranking Lunar Child.
As mentioned above, there were several new terminology pages added. These are listed below:
Deuro
An extremely taboo eulogy, not to be spoken of under any circumstances without permission from an elder member. To be discussed ONLY during the most dire or appropriate of times. Disregard for these rules is grounds for IMMEDIATE termination
The Deuro is something known as an Eulogy. While it isn't explain what exactly an Eulogy is yet, the Deuro seems to be a special, specific Eulogy that Lunar Children are forbidden from speaking about. It's worth noting that "Deuro" is Latin for "Burn Out", "Burn Up", or "Consume" - possibly hinting at some sort of connection to John...
Undecim Nocte
November eleventh 2011, thought by many lower ranking members to be the end times prior to its passing due to limited knowledge of what was to occur. In depth discussion is even now highly restricted do to the nature of what occurred on that night. However what is allowed to be said is that on that night the parallelos in all of space and time is thought to have been in perfect alignment, while an unknown growing time anomaly caused instability in time, giving opportunity for many unusual happenings to occur. It may also be known an ascension was performed on this night and was extremely successful, however no more may be spoken of on the matter. Anyone who asks of that night out of turn, or is revealed to hold forbidden knowledge of the 11/11/11 night shall be terminated immediately.
Undecim Nocte is Latin for "Eleventh Night". As such, it is used to refer to November 11th, 2011 - the night of Regiminis's ascension and John's death.
The Lunar Children claim that on Undecim Nocte, all of the Parallelos in all of time and space were aligned. This seems to imply that Parallelos is not only a title used by the cult - it can also be used to refer to some sort of physical space or location. However, the true definition of Parallelos has still yet to be revealed... Regardless, this alignment allowed for many unique paranormal happenings to occur.
The cult claims that Regiminis's ascension was very successful. However, they still do not go into detail on what exactly occurred on Undecim Nocte - nor how John or the "Flying Child" were involved.
Absque Facie
Servants of the holy mother Luna who have existed in her realm since before the dawn of mankind. It is said that they hold great power, however those who work under the will of father and mother can attain power even greater. Little is known of this ancient tribe aside form the fact that they currently have minimal access to our parallelos, it is there will to serve Luna for her benefit and there own, and that it is part of Luna’s will to bring them with her in her descent during the true end times.
The Absque Facie are ancient entities that predate mankind. The Lunar Children claim that they exist only to serve Luna and that they dwell mainly in her realm. Interestingly, the cult claims that they have minimal access to "our parallelos" - another implication that the term Parallelos can refer to a physical place. It's possible that, among other things, "Parallelos" can be used to refer to different realms or planes of existence.
Tenebris Link
Commonly referred to as “it” by the misguided, he has been known of since sometime in 2002 but is thought to have potentially descended to our realm even earlier then that. Unlike the link the Harbingers hold on the sacred parallelos, he may act on his own. He is one of the darkness of our mothers night. It is said he was once nothing more than one of the Absque Facie, but was said to have been gifted the vessel of the first eulogy and then took on his name. It was not until the event on the night of Undecim Nocte, that he would lose control of that eulogy and revert to his true form in search of another spirit to assimilate. It is thought now that he seeks to assimilate the Deuro, however due to the nature of Tenebris, direct communication is next to impossible. Just as well it is highly doubtful he would ever give any direct input, as his goal it seems for the longest time has been to obscure the truth in the eyes of the Harbingers.
This page has a lot of new information to process.
The Tenebris Link, also known simply as "Tenebris" or just "It", is an otherworldly entity of darkness. The Lunar Children claim that he was an Absque Facie who was first known about since 2002. Tenebris supposedly used the "First Eulogy" as a vessel before eventually taking his name. This was all sounding very similar to BEN... Not only is BEN a malicious trickster - he also stole Ben's name, who died in 2002. However, the players had no hard evidence to prove this theory yet. Tenebris supposedly lost control of the First Eulogy on Undecim Nocte - November 11th, 2011. After this, he began seeking out the Deuro to use as a vessel.
This page also mentions a group known as the "Harbingers". It claims that this group has its own link that is somehow connected to the "Sacred Parallelos". Tenebris supposedly enjoys misleading the Harbingers. However, who exactly they are isn't revealed...
There was also a terminology page for "Parallelos". Unfortunately, it was still empty.
They translate to
"BURN OUT" "dark link" "The no face"
black me?
he's pretty cool
That is racist.
hows it racist
Because you are british.
i'm American tho
You cannot fool these eyes.
i'm American
You cannot fool me.
but...
i AM American...
how do i prove it to you
By not being british.
but im not
You cannot fool me.
but....
._.
I can tell you what state i live in
It doesn't matter.
When you are british.
Ive never even left the USA ;-;
You cannot fool me.
but im not british
you're fooling yourself
You are.
NU AM NOT
;-;
You cannot fool these ears.
I'm not british ;-;
I hear something..
It is british.
i'm not british
i think sengi is
Sengi is not.
You are.
Anyhow.
It seems someone is trying to halt me.
I will come back shortly.
After irrevocably proving that the player ADULT_LINK is British, Helper leaves - claiming that someone is trying to "halt" him.
Chat with Helper
[11:54:53 PM] Helper: Hello adventurers!
[11:54:57 PM] Oceanstuck: hey helper
[11:55:04 PM] Helper: I hear you may be having trouble.
[11:55:08 PM] Wolfcat: Hello Helperers!
[11:55:11 PM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Everything is always - Ohai mailman!
[11:55:36 PM] Helper: What is this Stega?
[11:55:46 PM] Wolfcat: Its a type of dinosaur
[11:55:58 PM] Helper: Ah, I see!
[11:56:00 PM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: Hey dawn
[11:56:01 PM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: whats up
[11:56:02 PM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Something that looks for hidden shit inside an image
[11:56:09 PM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Nah Thorin
[11:56:13 PM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: what
[11:56:14 PM] Oceanstuck: its also short for steganography, which is
[11:56:16 PM] Oceanstuck: nvm ninjad
[11:56:21 PM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: dawn made the Helper account
[11:56:23 PM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: so like
[11:56:24 PM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Dawn said he'd pass on the hat
[11:56:27 PM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: oh
[11:56:31 PM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: i forgot about that
[11:56:36 PM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: nevermind
[11:56:38 PM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: Hi helper :D
[11:56:43 PM] Helper: Ah, I see. Steganography.
[11:56:45 PM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): It's just a new friend
[11:57:03 PM] Helper: Did you make sure the image you are looking up is the correct format?
[11:57:05 PM] uoslǝN ʞɔɐZ: Heya
[11:57:12 PM] Oceanstuck: hey zack
[11:57:15 PM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): But yeah our device is currently offline
[11:57:26 PM] Oceanstuck: oh yeah i dont think it works on jpegs
[11:57:30 PM] Oceanstuck: now that you reminded me
[11:57:35 PM] Helper: That is correct.
[11:57:36 PM] Eve: the file was bmp
[11:57:39 PM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): It's a bmp
[11:57:40 PM] Lentic Catachresis: [11:56 PM] Helper: <<< Did you make sure the image you are looking up is the correct format? it's bmp
[11:57:54 PM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: lol
[11:57:57 PM] Helper: BMPs are the correct format, yes.
[11:58:07 PM] uoslǝN ʞɔɐZ: It's obviously a BMP
[11:58:09 PM] uoslǝN ʞɔɐZ: XD
[11:58:19 PM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): But it means absolutely dick if the device is broken
[11:58:27 PM] Eve: brb
[11:58:41 PM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): And it's not ours to fix
[11:59:07 PM] Helper: Mm, I have no clue of this device, so I cannot help.
[11:59:19 PM | Edited 8:59:26 PM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): So all we can do is hope it gets fixed quickly
[11:59:23 PM] Helper: Terribly sorry.
[11:59:31 PM] Lentic Catachresis: alright I'm checking out for now, I'll be keeping tabs on the chat but I won't be participating until a lot later tonight
[11:59:53 PM] Oceanstuck: bye spirk
[11:59:56 PM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): So what's new with you, Helper?
[11:59:56 PM] Lentic Catachresis: l8r
[12:00:16 AM] Helper: I have been taking my vacation very well.
[12:00:28 AM] Helper: That is to say, not at all.
[12:00:44 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Oh?
[12:00:45 AM] Helper: The last some years of silence have not been kind.
[12:01:12 AM] Oceanstuck: wait just to be clear on the years part
[12:01:33 AM] Oceanstuck: im assuming you went on break 2009 and then sat it out up to 2015
[12:01:46 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): I'd say so Ocean
[12:01:49 AM] Oceanstuck: just making sure im not confused
[12:01:51 AM] Helper: And I am still waiting.
[12:01:55 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Glaringly obvious really
[12:02:04 AM] Oceanstuck: ik
[12:02:05 AM] Oceanstuck: just making sure
[12:02:16 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Oh? What are you waiting for?
[12:02:16 AM] Oceanstuck: anway
[12:02:19 PM | Edited 9:02:29 AM] Oceanstuck: waiting on what
[12:02:21 AM] Oceanstuck: ninjad
[12:02:53 AM] Helper: I am waiting for the time at which what I am waiting for comes to fruition.
[12:03:07 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): And what would that be?
[12:03:13 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: ... wha?
[12:03:19 AM] Helper: The thing I am waiting for!
[12:03:24 AM] Oceanstuck: god dammit
[12:03:32 AM] Oceanstuck: again with the tautologies
[12:03:33 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: well we're never knowing what that is I guess
[12:03:46 AM] Helper: You might. One day.
[12:03:53 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): And what is the thing you're waiting for?
[12:04:22 AM] Helper: The thing that is coming to fruition.
[12:04:25 AM] Oceanstuck: ive observed that if he tautologies out of something once hell probably just tautology out of it again
[12:04:27 AM] Oceanstuck: yeah like that
[12:04:38 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): And what is coming to fruition?
[12:04:49 AM] Helper: The thing I am waiting for!
[12:05:08 AM] Wolfcat: Helper do you see anymore demons here
[12:05:11 AM] Oceanstuck: yeah theres no way were getting any actual description on what that thing is
[12:05:38 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): You're assuming we know what you're talking about. You're mistaken, hence the question.
[12:05:46 AM] Helper: I no longer have the eyes to see demons, the ears to hear them, or the nose to smell them.
[12:05:59 AM] Wolfcat: what about a tongue to taste them
[12:06:15 AM] Oceanstuck: or any other senses to feel them
[12:06:19 AM] Helper: I will still be able to taste, yes.
[12:06:27 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Well
[12:06:35 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: hmm
[12:06:38 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: so
[12:06:38 AM] Lentic Catachresis: Helper, do you have any tips for our situation at hand?
[12:06:40 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: uhh
[12:06:41 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Do you taste any demons nearby?
[12:06:50 AM] Helper: I am merely one of you.
[12:06:50 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: if you lick my hand can you tell if im still a demon
[12:06:51 AM] Oceanstuck: wait so like
[12:06:57 AM] Oceanstuck: is he gonna like
[12:07:01 AM] Helper: Until the need for my services arise.
[12:07:02 AM] Oceanstuck: go around licking everyone now
[12:07:02 AM] Wolfcat: yes ocean
[12:07:06 AM] Oceanstuck: like fuckin terezi
[12:07:13 AM] Oceanstuck: tellin us if were demons
[12:07:17 AM] Helper: I will not be licking anyone.
[12:07:20 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: Aw
[12:07:23 AM] Wolfcat: :c
[12:07:23 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: well I ean
[12:07:28 AM] Helper: That is fairly disgusting.
[12:07:29 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: yeah licking people is a bit gross
[12:07:43 AM] Oceanstuck: well it was a funny mental image
[12:08:09 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): You know there are better ways to tell us that you do not wish to tell us something.
[12:08:27 AM] Helper: I will always tell you what I know.
[12:08:58 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: I think you are very helpful, Helper
[12:09:06 AM] Helper: That was my job.
[12:09:21 AM] Helper: You fucking ingrate.
[12:09:29 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: woa
[12:09:31 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: you swore
[12:09:32 AM] Wolfcat: YEAH
[12:09:33 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: that's new
[12:09:34 AM] Wolfcat: DRAG HIM
[12:09:35 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: I LIKE IT
[12:09:36 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Just not when we ask. Instead you resort to tautology to convey the message that you are either unwilling or unable to tell us something.
[12:09:37 AM] Wolfcat: FUCK HIM UP
[12:09:50 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: shuddup mooks
[12:09:55 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: don't insult hm
[12:09:58 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: I don't think we're in a position to complain
[12:10:04 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: yeah
[12:10:04 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: Now yell at me some more
[12:10:07 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: lol
[12:10:13 AM] Wolfcat: Helper is awesome he's like my best fucking friend
[12:10:14 AM] Helper: I do not know what you mean. I always share my information.
[12:10:16 AM] Wolfcat: back off morgan
[12:10:24 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: Helper 1 yelling at helper 2
[12:10:26 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: hehehe
[12:10:27 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Nah I think not
[12:10:27 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: I liek
[12:10:30 AM] Helper: You stole my property.
[12:10:37 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: XD
[12:10:40 AM] Helper: It took me so long to regain it.
[12:10:41 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: I didn't steal it
[12:10:49 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): He traded it
[12:10:50 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: this is glorious
[12:10:59 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: I just sort of held onto it
[12:11:00 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Eight of Clubs for the hat
[12:11:05 PM | Edited 9:11:07 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: shhh moogen
[12:11:09 AM] Helper: You had it without my permission.
[12:11:11 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): No
[12:11:13 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: the helpers are talking
[12:11:26 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: But you have it back now
[12:11:26 AM] Helper: And used it to take my name and impersonate me.
[12:11:34 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: No, I made it clear that I wasn't you
[12:11:41 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): I even went over the books when I found out
[12:11:43 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: "I am the second"
[12:11:49 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): It was a fair trade
[12:11:58 AM] Helper: It does not matter.
[12:12:09 AM] Helper: You are a theif and a crook.
[12:12:14 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: I always contemplated giving it back
[12:12:20 AM] Helper: And I wash my hands of thee.
[12:12:24 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Of course it doesn't, you tautological Templar!
[12:12:31 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: If you were to ask for it here where everyone can see
[12:12:35 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: I would have given it back
[12:12:41 AM] Helper: I am no longer in the templar order.
[12:12:43 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: This is your fault :p
[12:12:47 AM] Oceanstuck: lel
[12:12:51 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Hah
[12:12:53 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Knew it
[12:13:10 AM] Helper: They did not pay me benefits.
[12:13:15 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Explains your idiotic answers
[12:13:17 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: wait helper
[12:13:21 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: onto important matters
[12:13:29 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Their training stayed with you
[12:13:31 AM] Helper: Yes?
[12:13:32 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: why cant you see hear or feel (?) demons anymore
[12:13:32 AM] Oceanstuck: ugh my phone wont upload the video because it keeps disconnecting from the wifi even though the wifis fine for once
[12:13:40 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: why can you only taste them
[12:13:42 AM] Wolfcat: whoa shit guys
[12:13:44 AM] Wolfcat: http://johnisdead.com/key666/uploads/666_6969_b00b13s_1337.webm
[12:13:49 AM] Helper: I cannot answer that.
[12:13:54 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: wolf
[12:13:56 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: Since you hate me now
[12:14:00 AM] Oceanstuck: dammit wolf
[12:14:01 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: What can I do to redeem myself?
[12:14:02 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: I read it after I clicked
[12:14:03 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: nice
[12:14:18 AM] Helper: Nothing.
[12:14:23 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: lol
[12:14:23 AM] Oceanstuck: aw
[12:14:37 AM] Wolfcat: rip
[12:14:41 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Got NOTFOUND, Wolf
[12:14:44 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: damn
[12:14:48 AM] Wolfcat: wait really?
[12:14:50 PM | Edited 9:14:53 AM] Wolfcat: it worked for me
[12:14:52 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: >it takes moogen 2 minutes to get the joke
[12:14:53 AM] Oceanstuck: its a joke url
[12:14:54 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: I'm really curious on if im still a demon, but I dot want you to have to lick me
[12:14:56 AM] Helper: I believe you should try harder.
[12:14:57 AM] Oceanstuck: ninjad
[12:15:12 AM] Wolfcat: [10:14 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: <<< you to have to lick me
[12:15:17 AM] Helper: I will be tasting no one.
[12:15:26 AM] Oceanstuck: aw but i kinda want you to lick me
[12:15:29 AM] Oceanstuck: just cause
[12:15:35 AM] Helper: Especially you.
[12:15:40 AM] Oceanstuck: D:
[12:15:47 AM] Oceanstuck: someone else lick me then
[12:15:53 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: Aight
[12:15:59 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: no I get that
[12:16:00 AM] Helper: They might catch something
[12:16:03 AM] Wolfcat: I never knew the ocean could be so thirsty
[12:16:05 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: i don't want you to need to lick me
[12:16:12 AM] Oceanstuck: wolf i saw that
[12:16:17 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: but i really want to know if im still a demon
[12:16:17 AM] Helper: I would recommend against it.
[12:16:18 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: but like
[12:16:20 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: Hmm
[12:16:25 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: I don't care, I've already committed
[12:16:28 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: I'm a good friend
[12:16:31 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: i don't wanna gross you out
[12:16:44 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): [00:12 EDT] Helper: I cannot answer that <<< See, now that's better
[12:16:53 AM] Wolfcat: what can't you answer, helper?
[12:16:56 AM] Helper: I have a very important question for you all.
[12:17:03 AM] Oceanstuck: lay it on us
[12:17:04 AM] Wolfcat: >the thing I am unable to answer!
[12:17:04 AM] Helper: For I do not know it.
[12:17:24 AM] Helper: I don't understand the black magic user.
[12:17:29 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: lol
[12:17:30 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: mugen?
[12:17:37 AM] Oceanstuck: if you mean megun
[12:17:38 AM] Helper: I always will tell you when I do not know something.
[12:17:41 AM] Oceanstuck: we dont really know either
[12:17:42 AM] Helper: Anyhow.
[12:17:46 AM] Oceanstuck: if you mean someone else
[12:17:53 AM] Oceanstuck: then i dont know who you mean
[12:17:55 AM] Helper: What flavor of ice cream is best?
[12:18:00 AM] Wolfcat: fucking chocolate
[12:18:02 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: Mint chocolate chip
[12:18:03 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Does the black magic user have a name, and what is that name?
[12:18:11 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: you dumbass
[12:18:12 AM] Oceanstuck: chocolate
[12:18:12 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: lol
[12:18:16 AM] Wolfcat: lmfao
[12:18:17 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: hmm
[12:18:21 AM] Helper: His name is bob the cob.
[12:18:22 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: Best is hard to say
[12:18:29 AM] Helper: #fuckthefish
[12:18:30 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: >it takes moogen 2 more minutes to get another joke
[12:18:31 AM] Wolfcat: I've never heard of that user before
[12:18:34 AM] Oceanstuck: #bobthecob
[12:18:43 AM] Oceanstuck: new meme
[12:18:54 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Bob The Cob is not known to us
[12:19:01 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: #bobthecob #fuckthefish
[12:19:01 AM] Eve: Hagendaaz swiss almond
[12:19:03 AM] Wolfcat: [10:18 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): <<< Bob The Cob is not known to us
[12:19:04 AM] Helper: Yes, he very much is.
[12:19:06 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: >OH MY FUCKING GOD
[12:19:07 AM] Wolfcat: I'm dying
[12:19:08 AM] uoslǝN ʞɔɐZ: Neapolitan
[12:19:53 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Then find what other names they use because we clearly do not know them by that bame
[12:19:53 AM] Helper: I will get caramel.
[12:20:01 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: Helper
[12:20:06 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: i like Caramel Toffe crunch
[12:20:06 AM] Helper: The sugar provides excellent energy.
[12:20:11 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: pretty delicious
[12:20:13 AM] Helper: I am not british.
[12:20:17 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: Nor am i
[12:20:18 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: ?
[12:20:18 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: [12:19 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): <<< bam
[12:20:23 AM] Wolfcat: do you still hate brits
[12:20:29 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Wyatt
[12:20:32 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Skype is bad
[12:20:43 AM] Helper: I hate no one.
[12:20:46 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): I do not need Ocean's shit tonight
[12:20:48 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[12:20:51 AM] Helper: Except for the ones I do hate.
[12:20:54 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: fuck
[12:20:59 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: XD
[12:20:59 AM] Oceanstuck: Ocean's shithrm?
[12:21:00 AM] Wolfcat: #rekt
[12:21:04 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): And who are they?
[12:21:09 AM] Wolfcat: ...
[12:21:14 AM] Helper: I do not hate circle.
[12:21:19 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[12:21:31 AM] Helper: I merely wish to rip his insides out of his mouth.
[12:21:35 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: Ooh
[12:21:37 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: I'll take it!
[12:21:38 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: Hot?
[12:21:39 AM] Wolfcat: Like a dentist?
[12:21:39 AM] Oceanstuck: i was about to say
[12:21:45 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): That's hate, Helper
[12:21:48 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: no
[12:21:50 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: mugen
[12:21:56 AM] Helper: I do not hurt the ones I hate.
[12:22:06 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: hate is wanting to rip his insies out and then feeding them to the person
[12:22:11 AM] Wolfcat: mugen is it toasty down in the core of the earth, because tonight everything is going over your head
[12:22:17 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: that or just anger and rage
[12:22:47 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: Helper I just wanted to honor your name
[12:22:54 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: I didn't mean to steal your identity
[12:22:58 AM] Wolfcat: Think of it as a cosplay, Helper
[12:22:59 AM] Helper: I want to honor your face.
[12:23:01 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Thorin you really need to learn that ordering me around so willy-nilly doesn't solve anything
[12:23:04 AM] Helper: By removing it.
[12:23:11 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: Moogen
[12:23:13 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Helper
[12:23:20 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: But you order people around
[12:23:27 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: So by your own logic
[12:23:28 AM] Oceanstuck: megun be in too deep
[12:23:34 AM] Helper: I am not ordering anyone, warlock.
[12:23:35 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: You really don't solve much either by doing so
[12:23:42 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: you need to learn that i fuck around a lot so as to try to keep the general population in control with fuckery. also, you aren't the boss either. nobody is.
[12:23:45 AM] Helper: Oh, you meant the other one.
[12:24:25 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: In fact I know a lot of people here would rather follow orders from meme man than you
[12:24:36 AM] *** ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ raises hand ***
[12:24:36 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Circle it works with the others. With me it just pisses me off which makes everything go to shit
[12:24:39 AM] Wolfcat: Meme Man for Mod?
[12:24:47 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: *Meme Man for God
[12:24:50 AM] Helper: Shall I get chocolate whipped cream?
[12:24:50 AM] Wolfcat: ./inb4 rage
[12:24:51 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: fixed that
[12:24:52 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: meme man IS god
[12:24:56 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: OOH
[12:25:01 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: if you do can i have some
[12:25:02 AM] Oceanstuck: meme man is beerd
[12:25:03 AM] Oceanstuck: confirmed
[12:25:04 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: i like chocolate
[12:25:10 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: especially chocolate milk
[12:25:12 AM] Helper: I have chocolate milk.
[12:25:15 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: chocolate milk is good
[12:25:16 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: :O
[12:25:16 AM] Helper: You cannot have it.
[12:25:17 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: [12:24 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): <<< Circle it works with the others Nope, just makes you look bad
[12:25:19 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: aww
[12:25:20 AM] Wolfcat: no one here likes chocolate milk
[12:25:26 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: And pisses everyone else off
[12:25:36 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: [12:25 AM] Wolfcat: <<< no one here likes chocolate milk my ame isn't "no one here"
[12:25:47 AM] Helper: Yes it is.
[12:25:58 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: oh
[12:25:59 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: ok
[12:26:09 AM] Wolfcat: Helper do you still have any drugs
[12:26:17 AM] Oceanstuck: i see four convos at once
[12:26:18 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: So it is
[12:26:20 AM] Wolfcat: From your previous drugs
[12:26:23 AM] Eve: I need drugs right now
[12:26:25 AM] Wolfcat: I mean work
[12:26:27 AM] Wolfcat: previous work
[12:26:30 AM] Helper: I use drugs daily.
[12:26:32 AM] Eve: To cope with you guys
[12:26:35 AM] Helper: It keeps me sane.
[12:26:38 AM] No one here: Ooh
[12:26:39 PM | Edited 9:26:44 AM] No one here: what type(s)
[12:26:54 AM] Eve: Super meth
[12:26:58 AM] Helper: I have decided to get caramel apple.
[12:27:13 AM] Helper: However
[12:27:22 AM] Eve: Ice cream?
[12:27:23 AM] Helper: They have raspberry cheesecake.
[12:27:28 AM] Wolfcat: dude
[12:27:32 AM] Eve: Get DA cheesecake
[12:27:32 AM] Wolfcat: cheesecake is fucking baller
[12:27:39 AM] Helper: Obviously this choice is of the utmost improtance.
[12:27:45 AM] Wolfcat: CHEESECAKE
[12:27:48 AM] Oceanstuck: cheesecake is the best shit
[12:27:49 AM] Helper: You are correct.
[12:27:58 AM] Helper: I will choose the cheesecake.
[12:28:00 AM] Oceanstuck: yay im right about something
[12:28:08 AM] Wolfcat: #importantargdecisions
[12:28:13 AM] Wolfcat: eve write this down
[12:28:20 AM] Oceanstuck: no need
[12:28:23 AM] No one here: i still like chocolate milk
[12:28:29 AM] Oceanstuck: im logging the chat as we have it
[12:28:37 AM] Wolfcat: http://johnisdead.com/cheesecake
[12:28:39 AM] Wolfcat: fuck FUCK
[12:28:51 AM] Oceanstuck: im sad that that isnt actually a thing
[12:29:06 AM] Helper: ((A photo of ice cream, chocolate whipped cream, and more chocolate is posted.)) 
[12:29:06 AM] Helper: These three items.
[12:29:18 AM] Oceanstuck: the holy trinity of dessert
[12:29:36 PM | Edited 9:29:38 AM] No one here: Niiiice
[12:29:39 AM] No one here: also
[12:29:41 AM] No one here: WOAH
[12:29:42 AM] No one here: http://johnisdead.com/key592/NoOneHere
[12:30:10 AM] Oceanstuck: in the name of the reddi and of the lindt and of the razzy cheesecake
[12:30:11 AM] Oceanstuck: amen
[12:30:29 AM] Eve: Helper.... That's the sexiest photo I've ever seen....
[12:30:45 AM] Oceanstuck: sexier than spoopdad?
[12:30:51 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): NOTFOUND
[12:30:59 AM] Oceanstuck: joke url
[12:31:02 AM] No one here: moogen
[12:31:04 AM] No one here: that's the joke
[12:31:06 AM] No one here: no one here
[12:31:27 AM] Oceanstuck: megun be missing all the punchlines
[12:31:29 AM] Oceanstuck: all of them
[12:31:37 AM] Wolfcat: http://johnisdead.com/key592/wolfcats_dick_expanding_because_his_bf_helper_is_back_talking_again_man_look_how_big_its_getting_oh_fuck_its_going_into_space_its_bigger_than_crashs_now_from_his_penis_log_haha_fuck_you_crash_his_dick_is_getting_a_little_cold_in_space_though_ow.webm
[12:31:41 AM] Eve: Don't worry Mugen, wolf has been fucking me over with URLs for days
[12:31:45 AM] Helper: I dearly hope you have seen sexier, Eve.
[12:31:58 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Sadly
[12:31:59 PM | Edited 9:32:07 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): She has
[12:32:10 AM] Oceanstuck: too long didnt click
[12:32:15 AM] No one here: lol
[12:32:28 AM] Helper: How would you know this, warlock?
[12:32:37 AM] Oceanstuck: peeping
[12:32:38 AM] No one here: http://www.johnisdead.com/key592/FIREKID.webm
[12:32:38 AM] Wolfcat: cause she saw his pic
[12:32:46 AM] No one here: http://www.johnisdead.com/key592/
[12:32:52 AM] Helper: Have you been sending her pictures of Wolf again?
[12:32:57 AM] Oceanstuck: oshit theres an actual thing on that one
[12:32:58 AM] No one here: XD
[12:33:04 AM] No one here: heehee
[12:33:08 AM] Wolfcat: mugen those were only for you :c
[12:33:19 AM] No one here: also guys
[12:33:22 AM] No one here: in all seriousness
[12:33:26 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): @Helper No. She has seen sexier because it wasn't Patrem
[12:33:28 AM] No one here: check key again
[12:33:34 AM] No one here: Mugen stfu
[12:33:37 AM] No one here: you said she had
[12:33:37 AM] Helper: I disagree.
[12:33:41 AM] Eve: On 5/28/2015, at 12:32 AM, Wolfcat wrote:> cause she saw his pic I did... Nips are rock hard
[12:33:46 AM] No one here: now your contradicting yourself
[12:33:47 AM] No one here: guys
[12:33:50 AM] No one here: shes seen circle
[12:34:04 AM] Helper: That explains it.
[12:34:09 AM] Wolfcat: oh boy
[12:34:10 AM] Eve: Lol
[12:34:14 AM] No one here: when he was shirtless on cam
[12:34:15 AM] Oceanstuck: yep
[12:34:16 AM] Oceanstuck: thats it
[12:34:26 AM] Helper: Adventurers.
[12:34:30 AM] No one here: ye?
[12:34:31 AM] Wolfcat: surely this quells your hatred for the man
[12:34:33 AM] Oceanstuck: yes?
[12:34:51 AM] Helper: I have the feeling that you all may not take things seriously while I am here.
[12:34:59 AM] Oceanstuck: ...fuck
[12:35:04 AM] Helper: Those three items will be very important.
[12:35:15 AM] No one here: K
[12:35:15 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: >no one here is typing
[12:35:16 AM] Oceanstuck: hnh
[12:35:18 AM] No one here: i save dem
[12:35:20 AM] Oceanstuck: ok
[12:35:35 AM] Helper: Very important.
[12:35:46 AM] Wolfcat: Thorin, you should exploit ./me
[12:35:47 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: chocolate, ice cream, chocolate whipped cream
[12:35:55 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: and a fuckload of waffles
[12:36:00 AM] *** No one here is smart ***
[12:36:00 AM] Helper: For removing the thief from this world.
[12:36:14 AM] No one here: heehee
[12:36:15 AM] *** Wolfcat hass big dik ***
[12:36:37 AM] *** No one here has a clue what mugen is talking about. ever. ***
[12:36:45 AM] Oceanstuck: lel
[12:36:46 AM] Oceanstuck: kok
[12:36:50 AM] No one here: kek
[12:36:50 AM] No one here: kek
[12:36:54 AM] No one here: lul
[12:36:58 AM] Wolfcat: kuk
[12:36:59 AM] No one here: oh yeah
[12:37:07 AM] No one here: the time clownfish DOESENT want to fuck with me is when i want it to
[12:37:30 AM] Helper: Mm
[12:37:33 AM] Wolfcat: http://lunarchildren.com/
[12:37:37 AM] Helper: It is a full moon out.
[12:37:45 AM] Helper: Or is it?
[12:37:52 AM] Helper: I cannot tell.
[12:37:55 AM] Wolfcat: http://johnisdead.com/key592/update.txt
[12:38:00 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): Is not I was out earlier tonight
[12:38:13 AM] Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom (K♦): First quarter
[12:39:01 AM] *** No one here likes it when mugen tries to use real world logic in the ARG ***
[12:39:11 AM] Helper: It is definitely more than just the first quarter of the moon.
[12:39:12 AM] Oceanstuck: cough
[12:39:22 AM] *** No one here dislikes what link is doing ***
[12:39:51 AM] Helper: Maybe I will take a nap today.
[12:40:03 AM] *** No one here knows how to log in on lunarchildren, but link wants to ***
[12:40:05 AM] No one here: oh
[12:40:24 AM] No one here: If you're takin a nap then good night :D
[12:40:26 AM] Oceanstuck: wasnt there a bar on the right side of the lunarchildren page
[12:40:29 AM] Helper: Naps are a good way to preserve health.
[12:40:33 AM] No one here: They are
[12:40:37 AM] Oceanstuck: i swear its gone
[12:40:42 AM] Wolfcat: The things on the site
[12:40:43 AM] Helper: I did not mean now.
[12:40:46 AM] Wolfcat: They translate to
[12:41:00 AM] Wolfcat: "BURN OUT" "dark link" "The no face"
[12:41:10 AM] No one here: http://lunarchildren.com/terminology/tenebris-link/ whats this mean guys
[12:41:16 AM] Wolfcat: dark link
[12:41:23 AM] No one here: black me?
[12:41:25 AM] No one here: he's pretty cool
[12:41:33 AM] Wolfcat: the no face
[12:41:42 AM] Helper: That is racist.
[12:41:42 AM] Wolfcat: Could that be referring to the face made of 'no' from the last arc?
[12:41:53 AM] Eve: But there isn't an update to lunarchildren
[12:41:55 AM] No one here: hows it racist
[12:42:06 AM] Wolfcat: http://lunarchildren.com/
[12:42:09 AM] Helper: Because you are british.
[12:42:09 AM] Wolfcat: There's a terminology tab
[12:42:11 AM] Wolfcat: at the top
[12:42:15 AM] No one here: i'm American tho
[12:42:27 AM] No one here: I'm on the west coast ._.
[12:42:41 AM] Helper: You cannot fool these eyes.
[12:42:41 AM] Eve: I don't see it, wolf
[12:42:46 AM] No one here: Uhhh
[12:43:11 AM] No one here: helper didn't you say only your tounge worked for senses?
[12:43:28 AM] Helper: For sensing demons, yes.
[12:43:34 AM] No one here: oh
[12:43:36 AM] No one here: but yeah
[12:43:41 AM] No one here: i'm American
[12:43:50 AM] Helper: You cannot fool me.
[12:43:58 AM] No one here: but...
[12:44:01 AM] No one here: i AM American...
[12:44:07 AM] No one here: how do i prove it to you
[12:44:20 AM] Helper: By not being british.
[12:44:32 AM] No one here: but im not
[12:44:45 AM] Helper: You cannot fool me.
[12:44:53 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: but....
[12:44:54 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: ._.
[12:45:04 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: I can tell you what state i live in
[12:45:09 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: and maybe the island in it
[12:45:09 AM] Oceanstuck: washington
[12:45:13 AM] Wolfcat: Deuro - BURN OUT
Tenebris Link - dark link
The Absque Facie - the no face
[12:45:17 AM] Helper: It doesn't matter.
[12:45:24 AM] Helper: When you are british.
[12:45:35 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: Ive never even left the USA ;-;
[12:45:50 AM] Helper: You cannot fool me.
[12:46:08 AM] Wolfcat: http://lunarchildren.com/
[12:46:10 AM] Wolfcat: new post
[12:47:06 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: but im not british
[12:47:13 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: you're fooling yourself
[12:47:36 AM] Helper: You are.
[12:47:43 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: NU AM NOT
[12:47:43 AM] Eve: ok, so aparantly, you cannot see that on mobil
[12:47:44 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: ;-;
[12:47:46 AM] Helper: You cannot fool these ears.
[12:47:55 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: I'm not british ;-;
[12:48:16 AM] Wolfcat: "ps: Our member communication forums are on the backlog, but should be up in the near future!"
[12:48:20 AM] Helper: I hear something..
[12:48:39 AM] Helper: It is british.
[12:48:41 AM] Wolfcat: that's weird I dreamed we found some forums on lunarchildren.com and the site was a dark grey color like this
[12:48:51 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: i'm not british
[12:48:51 AM] Oceanstuck: spoopy
[12:48:53 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: i think sengi is
[12:48:55 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: bt im not
[12:49:02 AM] Oceanstuck: sengo is venezuelan
[12:49:05 AM] Helper: Sengi is not.
[12:49:06 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: oh
[12:49:08 AM] Helper: You are.
[12:49:11 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: isn't one of us british
[12:49:15 AM] Oceanstuck: stevey
[12:49:27 AM] Helper: Stevey is also british.
[12:49:31 AM] Helper: Just like you.
[12:49:38 AM] Wolfcat: Who else is brittish?
[12:49:44 AM] Helper: Anyhow.
[12:49:49 AM] ᴹᶦᶰᶦˢʰ ᴬᴰᵁᴸᵀ_ᴸᴵᴺᴷ: im not britiiiish
[12:49:49 AM] Wolfcat: Or at least uses Euro's
[12:49:59 AM] Helper: It seems someone is trying to halt me.
[12:50:07 AM] Helper: I will come back shortly.
[12:50:07 AM] Oceanstuck: oh?
[12:50:13 AM] Wolfcat: We still need to find SKM
[12:50:22 AM] Oceanstuck: oh yeah
To summarize everything learned above...
There exist many different Parallelos - a term that is presumably used to refer to different planes of existence. The Lunar Children also use this term as a general title, examples being "Parallelos Forums" and "Parallelos Children", which is likely a special rank that Lunar Children can reach. There also exist the "Elder Children", which is also likely a highly ranked Lunar Child.
Luna exists in her own sacred realm with ancient servants known as Absque Facie. One of these Absque Facie is a malicious trickster of darkness called Tenebris, who began using someone known as the "First Eulogy" as a vessel - even going so far as stealing their name. However, on the night of Regiminis's ascension, November 11th, 2011 - also known as Undecim Nocte - Tenebris lost control of the First Eulogy. After this, he began attempting to use the Duero as a vessel.
Currently, the terms "Eulogy" and "The Harbingers" are unexplained. However, Eulogy likely refers to a type of person or entity whereas The Harbingers are a group - one that Tenebris enjoys toying with, supposedly.
The Lunar Children also seem to share a similar belief to the Moon Children - the idea that Luna will eventually descend into our realm, bringing about the apocalypse. When she does so, it's believed that she will bring the Absque Facie with her.
As the players continued exploring into the early morning of May 28th, 2015, they noticed that the front page of Johnisdead.com had updated. The page was now titled "/727/" and contained the text "Safety". Key592 had also updated, now simply containing "???". This led to the discovery of "https://johnisdead.com/safehaven/727", which housed another secret chatroom where SKM was waiting for them.
I have arrived
Hello, adventurers!
I have decided to follow you.
Awesome
What's up broskino
Well not a whole hell of a lot, but things of importance none the less.
The damn shazz bots fixed the domain faster than I thought they would ^^;
Was the kid the one sending us the texts?
You mean our good old numbers friend?
Oh no, I have no idea what that thing is
SKM claims that the entity texting players through John's old cellphone number isn't Drowned and that he isn't even quite sure who or what it is.
Speaking of texting, it is quite good Tylers phone has such a formidable battery as it is my only form of access into his actions in meat space atm.
Tyler is is trouble
Just a weeeee bit ^^;
His power went out last night
More than that, he's being watched and followed
I have been keeping up with the goings and doings of the piss children as well, and I am very certain they shan't drezz him just yet.
However they are not above simply trying to fuck with the mans psyche and potentially hurt him a bit
But they seem to be waiting for something of significance to happen before acting.
like what
I am honestly not sure
They have been getting MUCH more secretive of what they do.
The updates you are seeing on the terminology went through almost 48hrs of debate before getting clearance.
SKM says that Tyler's electricity went off once again, explaining why he left so suddenly the night prior. He says that while the Lunar Children might harass and hurt him, they aren't going to sacrifice him just yet. Instead, it seems they're waiting for something to happen... Unfortunately, SKM isn't sure what this is quite yet because the Lunar Children has become far more secretive as of late.
I have a few questions for you
Yes of course
proceed m'lady
Are you aware of the note tyler got? What do the symbols mean?
I saw all that yes
The symbol on the top refers to a part of there beliefs known as "Parallelos" and they put it on shit all over the place.
Sometimes I can make connections as to why, and other times I feel it is just used because a "Parallelos" ranked member had something to do with the related action, or just for what appears to be shits and giggles.
The symbol on the bottom is known as the "lunarum oculus" and simply means they want to emphasize that "mother" is bearing witness to whatever is unfolding.
SKM explains the meaning behind the two symbols Tyler found.
The circle-shaped symbol is the Parallelos Symbol. Sometimes this symbol is drawn when a Parallelos-ranked Lunar Child has done something. Other times it is seemingly drawn at random - perhaps out of veneration.
The eye-shaped symbol is the Lunarum Oculus. It is drawn to emphasize that Luna is watching.
Parallelos is a strange idea they have about parallel dimensions, the multiverse, and the various time lines in each one.
Some idea that through lunas power certain things can be manifested by borrowing from other "Parallelos"
And that when you ascend you are traveling through certain kinds of "Parallelos"
And that luna currently resides in a special kind of "Parallelos"
Parallelos parrallelos parallelos yada yada yada, tbh it felt like a bunch of drek to me.
It seems to me like all that is happening to these people that they kill is they are somehow becoming digitized afterwards
which is REALLY schway in concept XD
Asension?
Kinda like BEN from the old creepypasta?
YES actually that is another thing they go on about A LOT
Before I messed up there shit the first time they had a collection of explanatory pages and videos
SKM confirms that Parallelos is a term that generally refers to different dimensions or realms. The Lunar Children believe that Luna dwells within her own special Parallelos. However, her followers can supposedly obtain power by either borrowing from other Parallelos or by ascending to them.
SKM, I wanna ask about Kevin.
Tyler is searching for Kevin, and we think that we know where he is.
I actually got nothing on Tylers friend Kevin ^^;
I am pretty in the dark about this guy actually
hell more in the dark then usual now that I think about it
But that is probably my own fault due to lack of further observation on my own behalf ^^;
Unfortunately, SKM doesn't have any further information regarding Kevin.
whats the relation between you and patrem
Me and pisstrum
About 4 years back I was visiting family in america
they had recently moved to florida and planned to live out the rest of their retirement there.
I had a younger brother, about 9 at the time who was quite active on the internet.
And introduced me to a place known as "Within Hubris". I payed no mind to it at the time
However that would prove to be a costly mistake on my own behalf
My brother told me of a character he met in his actions on the website. He called him "The purple man"
I was under the assumption he was talking about a bloody teletubby or something and payed it no mind
About a month later he went missing
He was last seen playing with his camera in the local park. On his camera there was nothing but garbled purple mess in each photograph
I felt at the time he may have been abducted by someone he met in his online games.
So I made I began to pay close attention to the website he spoke of most.
"This place where ben is always being really scary and I talk to the purple man, who tells me he will show me how to fly."
SKM begins sharing his backstory. He says that his grandparents moved to Florida for their retirement. Back in 2011, he and his younger brother went to visit them. SKM's younger brother often frequented Within Hubris. Here, he encountered Patrem, who promised to teach him how to fly. After this, he was presumably abducted after being lured out to a nearby park. The only thing he left behind was a camera with glitchy, purple-colored photographs.
At the begining of november I was contacted by a strange character that was calling itself BEN
It was telling me all sorts of gibberish code and nonsense so I ignored this as well. Until around november 11th.
I was minding my own business analyzing everything from the information on the previous cults website, and the various other groups that seemed to be interested in all of this, hoping for some chance to discover anything regarding my brother.
My techno drek lost its fucking mind all of a sudden. The screen literally blew out in my face.
I thought the computer would fully catch on fire as I watched bits of steam come out of it, but as I went to pull the plug I noticed something.
My vision was a bit blurred, but I saw this... thing at my doorway.
About up to my neck in height it seemed and looked to be dressed in green with its hands at its sides. But it didn't look right
I heard a loud screeching and I passed out.
I awoke and my grandfather was asking me what had happened, I was bloody disturbed he had not called paramedics seeing as I had cuts all over my face from the pieces of computer screen.
But I did not want to come off as a fucking mad man so I explained "I may have been experiencing some EXTREAMLY faulty wiring issue".
I eventually got a new computer screen and discovered my computer (Very strangely) still worked just fine.
But there were a text file on my computer titled lostmemory423 with some binary in it
"you do not realize how much you have helped me, but I shall help you."
"Father had him taken for the children. They are near there."
The current main base of operations, and a bloody sad one at that, "The fishery" is there.
Father is that fucking purple bastard. Thats the "Holy title" they call "Father" by
After his brother's disappearance, SKM began researching everything he could about the Moon Children and the Lunar Children. At some point, BEN began contacting him. On Undecim Nocte 2011, his computer suddenly exploded in-front of him. Before he passed out, he saw what appeared to be the Elegy Statue in his bedroom. This was likely due to Drowned entering into his computer, because upon waking up, he discovered that his computer now had a strange text file on it named "lostmemory423". This file contained a message from Drowned that included the coordinates to The Fishery.
What did you actually do to patrem?
Ahhhhhh yessss
He is in pain most likely ^^
if whatever he is can feel it
But sadly he will be at large again soon.
He came at me at a horrible time when he did.
The time shift had just happened, as well as the trick I had the kid pull on him to use up his resources trying to make it into your skype room.
for a computer program and/or "god" he sure has a human like ego XD and was almost unaware of his own strengths
He was trying to brute force me through my connection to your site he seems to like inhabiting.
So I sent him a little present
did you DDoS him?
I overloaded him with more data than he could handle at once at that moment in time.
then temporarily dl'd him and cut and paste him into the 592 directory
You can do that? just move him around like that?
while he was idle yes
but it was rather risky ^^;
and damn the action alone almost blew my rig up
Why not just delete him?
I actually tried that tbh ^^;
It did literally nothing. I still have little understanding of what these things are
So I am sure there is a way to truly "Delete" this bastard but I am currently not sure how
you could probably put him on an external drive and dispose of that
then shoot it off into space. on the moon, for poetic justice
I remember trying something similar to this once back in 2013 XD
I got him in a rather similar position as the one he was recently in but I put him on my old laptop (rip old friend =[ )
I smashed the bloody thing once I was sure he was there
and connected to no internet
and plugged into NOTHING
But somehow
SOMEHOW
This fucking THING
as I smashed the laptop with a meat tenderizer from my kitchen
I was electrocuted
passed out
and assumed he must have been gone
until I heard the fucking bloody piss children going on about him as though they had recently made contact with him.
SKM explains how he was recently able to trap Patrem within Key592. He reveals that Drowned speaking to the players via Skype was a ruse to try and lure Patrem out. It worked, resulting in Patrem expending much of his energy to break into the players' Skype group. While he was in this weakened state, SKM proceeded to overload him with too much data, forcing Patrem into an idle state. SKM took advantage of this and downloaded Patrem and trapping him within Key592.
SKM claims that he was able to force Patrem into this idle state once before in 2013. Back then, SKM locked Patrem within a laptop before completely destroying. However, Patrem somehow survived - electrocuting SKM in the process.
Do you have any suggestions for helping bring back Tyler's memory?
Or should we just do it the old fashioned way, dropping hints ect ect
That will be rather tricky
Because I do not understand what they did to even make him lose it to begin with.
On a side note about Tyler
I am currently doing some work to get his power back on
I was taking note of his chat with you all last night and then my feed went black
so I switched over to his cell phone and eventually established he lost power again
Thankfully, SKM claims that he's currently working on restoring Tyler's electricity.
So, why is this lostmemory423 in the chat?
and admin at that
Well after the last escapade when I damn near lost the kid do to my own shazzbotry
I had to download him directly onto my computer for a brief moment, which has not happened in a bloody long time.
I call him kid for a reason
In the time I have spent working with this thing
He sure as hell feels like a kid XD
Zack Nelson brings attention to the fact that there is a second administrator in the chatroom aside from SKM - lostmemory423. SKM explains that this is simply Drowned going by a different username.
The Lunar Children sure seem touchy about this 'Deuro' thing
So touchy actually that I am just barely hearing of the term actually
They just made it "Public" so to speak about 2 weeks ago.
Still not sure what this "Deuro" thing is to them.
They still haven't uploaded what exactly a 'Eulogy' is yet
its funny you should mention that XD
I actually just jacked in and got that drok off of the site admin while he was not paying attention to his network XD
fucking shazzbots run this bloody site
You mean MattR?
YESSS that bloody fool lel
I have a small handful of intel on him but he doesn't come off as too important
What I do know about him is that he is fairly new but managed to quickly prove his worth and attain "Parallelos" rank
His mask, like other parallelos members, bares the parallelos symbol.
His mask is a skull, and I have never seen him without it.
SKM claims that the Lunar Children are so secretive about the Deuro that even he doesn't know what it is. However, he's managed to hack into Lunarchildren.com and obtain the definition for "Eulogy" early. He claims that the current administrator of the website, Matt, isn't very effective at keeping the site secure. He proceeds to share a bit more about Matt, claiming that he's a relatively new member. This would make sense if he only joined sometime after leaving the Moon Children in 2010.
Despite being a newcomer, Matt was able to quickly rise through the ranks and become a "Parallelos Child" - which, once again, is presumably a relatively high rank within the cult. SKM explains that all Parallelos-ranked cultists have the Parallelos symbol drawn on their masks. This is true for Matt's as well, which he explains is a mask shaped like a skull.
Did anyone want that drok I got off him?
Its a draft of the "Eulogy" info page
sure
give it here
"Eulogy"
"A eulogy is defined by its capabilities as an ascended child."
"One who has simply Ascended may communicate to this realm by some means, however one who has more capabilities (such as minor manipulation of this reality, minor physical manifestation ect...) is to be seen as a eulogy capable of even greater power."
"But more often than not, a eulogy will remain a capable as it is upon awakening in its asended form."
A Eulogy is a type of ascended spirit. Eulogies are said to have the ability to communicate with the living. They may even be able to physically manifest or manipulate their surroundings if they are powerful enough.
With this knowledge we can discern that the Duero is an ascended individual, because they were described as a "taboo eulogy". This also reveals that Tenebris uses ascended spirits as vessels, as it was revealed earlier that he previously used "the first eulogy" as a vessel before using the Deuro as one.
Any more questions?
I have about 13 minutes before I should be going
Any Tyler advice?
Just wait till tomorrow and I should have him online
ALSO I just remembered XD
Do tell him to stop talking to the police
they are not his friends in that town
What's wrong with the police?
good question kid XD
Glad to see your awake now
surprised me there
hello lm423
can i call you loom
Why?
wanted to give you a nickname
...
He has been a little wonky do to everything I had him do before
But the down time has seemed to stabilize him a bit
sry sry distracted
so the lc has a hold on the police?
A good portion of them are either corrupt and taking bribes from the lunar children
have children in the lunar children
or are actually senior members
My advice would be do not talk to them anymore
ever
Wow. That's gonna br a problrm
seriously XD
in a normal situation talking to law enforcement is the sensible option.
how are we gonna convince him to not do that without spooping him half to death
That is actually the hard part ^^;
I don't know how to social engineer my way through that honestly
But him showing them the paper isn't so bad
chances are they already knew
SKM warns that Tyler shouldn't trust the police because most of them have connections to the Lunar Children. Suddenly, one of SKM's alarms goes off, urging him to leave.
Annnnnd the alarm has gone off
That is my que to leave
to anyone taking note
hurry up
bye skoom
bye loom
You better get out
Thnaks for the info!
Alright, thanks for all the help man
good bye for now friends
SKM and Drowned depart. Shortly afterwards, the Safehaven chatroom is deleted.
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