Story (Full) 10
The story so far...
In the previous section, players jumped ahead to the present - 2015. Here, they were introduced to a much larger and complex world as the inner-workings of the cult and those connected to it were laid out before them. The players were once again approached by Drowned, who was still fleeing from Patrem. Drowned led them to a new website that was filled with ascended spirits - Johnisdead.com. This came as a shock because John was the name of one of their fellow players. Shortly after this, the players were introduced to SKM - an odd hacker who was fighting against the cult. SKM proceeded to reveal a great deal of information to the players:
Three of the players were now gone - John, Jacob, and Tyler. John was the Burned One mentioned by Patrem. He died on the night of the ritual that he and the Flying Child interfered with - November 11th, 2011. This ritual was the ascension of the Grand Child, whose real name is Regiminis. Jacob went missing at some point before all of this. Meanwhile, Tyler was perfectly fine - though his memories of the YSHDT Arc and the players had been removed by Patrem.
SKM reveals that he's allied with Drowned, though he isn't sure who or what they are exactly. The two are fighting against Patrem's cult - the Lunar Children. Originally, the Lunar Children and the Moon Children were one-in-the-same. However, due to some sort of schism, members of the Moon Children left the cult to form the Lunar Children. This came as a shock to many players as they had mistakenly believed they were interacting with the Moon Children this entire time.
Right now it seems that Regiminis and Patrem are attempting to capture Drowned and John. Though Tyler is not in any immediate danger, the cult is planning on sacrificing him at some point. Thankfully, SKM revealed that Tyler will soon become active on a YouTube channel titled Silentdork, which will give the players an opportunity to contact him. If they play their cards right, they may be able to restore his memories and help him avoid his terrible fate...
On May 20th, 2015, Johnisdead.com updated with text reading "JOHNIS" and an image showing the remains of a burned home titled "HOME.jpg" - a grisly reminder of John's fate.


Due to the chaotic events that took place a few nights prior, the amount of new information dropped on the players, and rising tensions due to in-fighting, the players were beginning to feel a bit lost. To let off some steam, several Internet Detectives began teasing the player Mugen Kagemaru, tricking him into believing that they were creating a separate player group that was loyal to Patrem. Mugen took this seriously - so much so that he posted a veiled threat to tear the player Wolfcat's arm off.
Thankfully, on May 21st, 2015, a familiar face returned to greet the players amidst the chaos.
What seems to be the issue?
I must inquire into these factions.
And most probably uncut.
But never mind that
What can we do for you this morning?
I simply joined to help.
And you were already here when the Patrem dispute came up so I dunno what happened
He'd threaten worse
Except he wouldn't deliver, as he'd hope the fear would suffice
As for the arm thing, it was an example
That did happen to me
The burns too just before that bit
I was 15
Along with the rest
Helper claims he was sent to assist the players - presumably due to the in-fighting and lack of direction. However, the Internet Detectives seem too pre-occupied with trolling their fellow player Mugen Kagemaru, whose ridiculous claim of having lost an arm led to the creation of some ironic fanart:


Sorry for my short absence.
I had a party interfere and tell me not to reveal some choice information.
That is "racist".
Hence why I asked
And no
I did not ask because his color meant he was of inferior species
Interestingly, Helper says that someone pulled him aside and told him not to reveal something... Meanwhile, the players continue teasing Mugen by pretending to be cultists:
father is enraged, there is no turning back
Seeing that the players are now all unified in trolling Mugen, Helper takes his leave.
I am unsure.
But I dunno
It is good I didn't have to withhold information.
Specifically information about eyes.
submit
let yourself fall onto it.
on to it
Let his spire fill you
And I, to him.
Pssh
If Patrem is a god then so am I
Helper has the right idea
Before departing, Helper implies that the information he was forbidden from sharing was something relating to "eyes". He then leaves, briefly joining the players in teasing Mugen.
Chat with Helper
[2:50:42 AM] helpmail: Hello adventurers.
[2:50:50 AM] helpmail: What seems to be the issue?
[2:51:05 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): Just a dispute between the factions
[2:51:20 AM] helpmail: Factions?
[2:51:22 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: What constitutes a faction?
[2:51:38 AM] helpmail: I must inquire into these factions.
[2:51:38 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): Their opinion of Patrem, it would seem
[2:51:44 AM] Eve: [Wednesday, May 20, 2015 11:51 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: <<< What constitutes a faction? Length & Girth
[2:52:18 AM] helpmail: Yes, a faction must be large.
[2:52:30 AM] helpmail: And most probably uncut.
[2:53:08 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): Anyway as I said, the boundaries lie in each one's opinion of a certain purple man
[2:53:16 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): But never mind that
[2:53:27 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): What can we do for you this morning?
[2:53:54 AM] kidpichu: its tote midnight her x3
[2:53:59 AM] helpmail: I had been told there was a problem.
[2:54:05 AM] Dovid Magady: Yes.
[2:54:07 AM] helpmail: I simply joined to help.
[2:55:20 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): What problem? We had nothing to do that I can recall
[2:55:30 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): We were just waiting for SKM to report back
[2:56:07 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): And you were already here when the Patrem dispute came up so I dunno what happened
[2:56:12 AM] Wolfcat: Father never threatened to tear my arm off. Father would never treat me this way.
[2:56:22 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): You're right
[2:56:27 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): He'd threaten worse
[2:56:49 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): Except he wouldn't deliver, as he'd hope the fear would suffice
[2:57:25 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): As for the arm thing, it was an example
[2:57:32 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): That did happen to me
[2:57:41 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): The burns too just before that bit
[2:57:49 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): I was 15
[2:58:25 AM] Dovid Magady: wow. so, you only have one arm?
[2:58:41 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): Oh no I've since gotten a new one
[2:58:46 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): Along with the rest
[2:58:47 AM] Dovid Magady: COOL
[2:58:55 AM] Wolfcat: Like a Namekian?
[2:59:01 AM] Dovid Magady: what do you mean, the resr>
[2:59:39 AM] kidpichu: fullmetal alchemist
[2:59:52 AM] Wolfcat: Eve tell him...
[2:59:55 AM] kidpichu: yeah it midnight
[3:00:04 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): @Dov Well how else do you get a left arm without needing prosthetics or stitching someone else's arm to the stump?
[3:00:20 AM] Dovid Magady: Live without one?
[3:00:20 AM] Wolfcat: Tell him about your special eyes...
[3:00:24 AM] Dovid Magady: wow. that's like.... awesome
[3:00:28 AM] Eve: Mugen was made from the best parts of a thousand edgy nerds. 6 Million Dollar Mugen.
[3:00:35 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): Well I didn't do that
[3:00:41 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): And ew, Eve
[3:00:46 AM] Dovid Magady: You are the most amazing people I actually know sort of
[3:01:27 AM] helpmail: Hello.
[3:01:35 AM | Edited 12:01:49 AM] helpmail: Sorry for my short absence.
[3:01:37 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): Allo Helper
[3:01:57 AM] Dovid Magady: Mugen Kagemaru (K♦) 12:02 AM Allo
[3:02:05 AM] kidpichu: hi helper x3
[3:02:10 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): 3:02 here
[3:02:16 AM] helpmail: I had a party interfere and tell me not to reveal some choice information.
[3:02:29 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): Was he purple?
[3:02:32 AM] kidpichu: mugi get to make a wish at 3:03
[3:02:51 AM] helpmail: His color is of no concern.
[3:02:59 AM] helpmail: That is "racist".
[3:03:00 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): But convenient
[3:03:05 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): Hence why I asked
[3:03:11 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): And no
[3:03:52 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): I did not ask because his color meant he was of inferior species
[3:04:27 AM] kidpichu: but mugi aren't you purple ?
[3:04:41 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): I wear a purple jacket
[3:04:46 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): That's kinda it
[3:04:47 AM] Eve: Wolf, father knows you nearly spilled info. You're in for it.
[3:04:53 AM] helpmail: I do not believe colors define species.
[3:05:04 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): Some do
[3:05:08 AM] kidpichu: No eve don't tell please
[3:05:11 AM] kidpichu: D:
[3:05:14 AM] Dovid Magady: Father is going to be mad, wolf
[3:05:16 AM] Wolfcat: Pichu... please don't tell Father
[3:05:23 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): That's what makes them the truly inferior
[3:05:23 AM] Eve: he's gonna show you, the LOOOOOONG arm of the law
[3:05:32 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): Humans, folks like me and the purple man, even spirits and (true) gods
[3:05:36 AM] kidpichu: I won't
[3:05:46 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): You're all equally stupid
[3:05:46 AM] Dovid Magady: your a god?
[3:05:55 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): No you dunce
[3:05:59 AM] Dovid Magady: Oh
[3:06:01 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: So what you're saying is...
[3:06:08 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: You're racist?
[3:06:30 AM] Wolfcat: This goes deeper than you know...
[3:06:46 AM] Dovid Magady: Father will be mad, wolf.
[3:06:53 AM] Wolfcat: The other 7 know all too well.
[3:06:59 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): @Dov I cited the gods and whatever me and Mr. Purple are separately for a reason.
[3:07:15 AM] kidpichu: I'll tell him it was my fault wolf don't worry
[3:07:25 AM] Dovid Magady: What was that reason>
[3:07:31 AM] helpmail: So am I still needed here?
[3:07:36 AM] helpmail: I am unsure.
[3:07:40 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): Maybe you are
[3:07:44 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): But I dunno
[3:07:53 AM] Wolfcat: No... don't tell him. Father doesn't have to know.
[3:08:08 AM] kidpichu: but eve's gonna tell
[3:08:11 AM] kidpichu: 3:
[3:08:21 AM] Dovid Magady: I'll stop her
[3:08:22 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): @Dov People, and some of our own members, may like to think we're gods, but we're not
[3:08:39 AM] Dovid Magady: such as who?
[3:08:56 AM] kidpichu: thanks arg ^-^
[3:09:12 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): Well Patrem himself, to name the obvious example
[3:09:19 AM] Eve: You're treading down a dark path, dov.
[3:09:24 AM] Dovid Magady: What about us as members?
[3:09:36 AM] Dovid Magady: Anything to keep wolf and pichu safe, Eve
[3:09:40 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): You as members?
[3:09:50 AM] helpmail: Alright, I will leave you all for now.
[3:09:51 AM] Dovid Magady: Which members think theyre gods?
[3:09:57 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: not "we?"
[3:09:58 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: cool
[3:10:18 AM] helpmail: It is good I didn't have to withhold information.
[3:10:37 AM] helpmail: Specifically information about eyes.
[3:10:44 AM] Eve: [3:09 AM] Dovid Magady: <<< Anything to keep wolf and pichu safe, Eve father is enraged, there is no turning back
[3:10:52 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): @Dov Well the obvious one is Patrem
[3:11:06 AM] Dovid Magady: I don't care, he will not know what is not told to him
[3:11:39 AM] Eve: He knows everything.
[3:11:42 AM] Wolfcat: You will all burn. Like your friend John.
[3:11:45 AM] Dovid Magady: Ok, but what about internet detectives?
[3:11:47 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): One thing to keep in mind, "children"
[3:11:55 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): No-one in ID
[3:12:16 AM] Dovid Magady: Tel me in private, then
[3:12:21 AM | Edited 12:12:29 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): Why?
[3:12:39 AM] Captain "CircleHunter" Desdinova: Dawn
[3:12:42 AM] Dovid Magady: Well, so no one can know
[3:12:46 AM] Dovid Magady: What you think
[3:12:50 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): I just said no-one in ID thinks themselves a god
[3:12:59 AM] Wolfcat: I do not think.
[3:13:01 AM] Wolfcat: I know.
[3:13:05 AM] Dovid Magady: Oh. I misunderstood, sorry
[3:13:09 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): ...
[3:13:15 AM] Wolfcat: Father. He is the one true God.
[3:13:24 AM] Eve: yes wolf
[3:13:26 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): Pssh
[3:13:27 AM] Eve: submit
[3:13:30 AM] Dovid Magady: He indeed is.
[3:13:34 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): If Patrem is a god then so am I
[3:13:42 AM] Dovid Magady: As long as we do not anger hin, we are safe
[3:13:43 AM] Wolfcat: He came to me.
[3:13:46 AM] Eve: let yourself fall onto it.
[3:13:49 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): Keep that in mind, "children"
[3:13:50 AM] Wolfcat: And I, to him.
[3:13:51 AM] Eve: on to it
[3:14:05 AM] Eve: Let his spire fill you
[3:14:15 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): Which makes this little story
[3:14:16 AM] helpmail: I do not believe there is a god in this realm.
[3:14:22 AM] Dovid Magady: And then the Father came to me, and pichu
[3:14:28 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): See
[3:14:35 AM] Mugen Kagemaru (K♦): Helper has the right idea
[3:14:38 AM] helpmail: But if there was one close to godhood, it'd be the father
[3:14:41 AM] Dovid Magady: Join us.
[3:14:47 AM] Wolfcat: Helper knows.
Later that night, Zack Nelson discovered that Johnisdead.com had updated once again. The page now contained a strange mish-mash of colors titled "hewaits.jpg". The audio on the page, "FRIEND.mp3", featured a deep voice saying "An old friend would like to speak to you." - presumably referring to John. Further exploration revealed that Key592 had also updated, now featuring an image of an old building titled "DELAPITATED.jpg".
Shortly afterwards, SKM returned to Within Hubris with an important message for the players.
May 21 2015, 02:47 AM Post #753
I only have a thin window to talk. Tyler is about to upload those videos seeing as connection with him was drezzed, meaning he probably replaced his hard drive. Be on the look out.
SKM informs the players that Tyler is about to become active on the Silentdork YouTube channel. However, shortly after this, SKM edits the post above so that it instead reads as follows:
May 21 2015, 02:47 AM Post #753
He is coming say no more
On cue, Patrem arrived shortly after - still in pursuit of Drowned and SKM.
May 21 2015, 02:52 AM Post #754
You thought you could hide from me child? I knew I would draw you out. Now Let us see what it is you truly are!
May 21 2015, 02:53 AM Post #755
Max, run! I'll hold him here!
May 21 2015, 03:00 AM Post #756
Be careful, SKM!
May 21 2015, 03:04 AM Post #757
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May 21 2015, 03:05 AM Post #758
Oh come off it purple bastard, do you think you can drezz me right now while you are still booting back up?
I didn't bloody think you would try me in the condition your in but whatever, your funeral shazbot! XD
((A giant block of binary code was originally posted here))
Patrem seems to be in some sort of weakened state as his posts become less coherent and more encoded in ciphers. SKM uses this to his advantage and posts a giant block of code that translates to "592" - a reference to Key592 on Johnisdead.com. This seems to damage Patrem even further:
May 21 2015, 03:07 AM Post #760
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May 21 2015, 03:09 AM Post #761
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May 21 2015, 03:10 AM Post #762
Boy I think you have a sore throat.
Might be why you're all purple.
Should probably get a doctor to look at that.
Also WHAT?
May 21 2015, 03:13 AM Post #763
BITCH PLEASE
IF YOU'RE A GOD
THEN SO AM I
May 21 2015, 03:15 AM Post #764
I would like to point out that Gandalf was not a god, but a wizard.
May 21 2015, 03:16 AM Post #765
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May 21 2015, 03:19 AM Post #766
*swoon*
May 21 2015, 03:27 AM Post #768
Patrem's state deteriorates further as the players taunt him. Upon checking Key592, players discovered a new image - "tempdrezzed.png", a distorted version of Patrem's avatar. It seems that SKM had taken advantage of Patrem's weakened state and trapped Patrem within Key592.


With Patrem temporarily out of commission, this gave players the perfect chance to contact Tyler. Just in time, too, as Tyler began uploading videos to Silentdork shortly after this exchange. The first of these uploads was titled "Jacob".
Description
I honestly forgot I even had this video, but in the panic to save shit on my hard drive I am glad I found it. If you see this man, I really miss you. Lets hang out and smoke again when we get the chance.
<--- Click for Video Transcript
The video begins with Tyler recording Jacob, who is sitting down wrapped in a blanket.
Tyler: "(Some)thing."
Jacob: "Yeah."
Tyler: "Do we have time to go to the park?"
Jacob: "No."
Tyler: "Aww."
Jacob: "I don't want to."
Both: (Laugh)
Tyler: "Aww."
Jacob: "It's fucking Beethoven under this pot, it's real fucked up."
Tyler: "What if I just run to the park and then I run back?"
Jacob: "I mean I'm not gonna spot for you; I'm not gonna help you."
Tyler: "Will I get lost?"
Jacob: "Probably."
Tyler: "Is it really that far away?"
Jacob: "There's a small park, like, you can see it from one of the windows in his house. There's a bigger, better park somewhere else."
Tyler: "That's too far away."
Jacob: "I mean, Even to me, walking to it- I don't- I don't really wanna- (Indecipherable)"
Tyler: "You seem sleepy. Today is the day, isn't it? The day of your sleep. You're gonna sleep more than usual today, aren't ya?"
Jacob: (Indecipherable)
Tyler: "Are ya? (Laughs)"
Jacob: "I didn't even sleep the usual. I didn't fall asleep until, like, one. This is, like, the way it goes for me."
Jacob laughs, rubbing his eyes.
Jacob: "Usually that for me is like eight hours."
Jacob yawns and stretches.
Jacob: "Usually sleep for another eight hours (Laughs)"
Tyler: "Think of all the... Think of all the... I dunno, I forgot what I was gonna say. I think the weed is hitting me."
Both: (Laugh)
Jacob: (Indecipherable)
Both: (Laugh)
Jacob: "There was like a... There was like an ongoing joke for all the... all the acid times. (Laughs) For like at the very end... Like, after everything was calming down and like everybody's getting ready for bed just to be like... 'Uh... Dude, is it hitting you yet?' (Laughs) And, like... (Laughs) It sound like a stupid joke now but, like oh my god... (Laughs) That's the way to get the people laughing dude, oh my god. Cause by that time... After everything - wow. Wow. Like, just completely accepted that you've been tripping this whole time, and then some fuckin' asshole's like... 'Is the acid hitting you yet?' And you're like... What? Of course it is!"
Tyler: "Are you sure? Dun dun."
Jacob: "No they're just- See no one took it that far, then it'd just get weird."
Tyler: "Then it gets scary..."
Both: (Laugh)
Jacob: "No, like, it doesn't get scary, it's just..."
Tyler: "Then it's just... 'I don't know... Ah, oh shit...'"
Jacob: "No, you have to (Indecipherable) anybody will say to affect you. In the beginning that shit is scary. If you say one wrong thing that could just send someone spiraling... This lady said she looked like a cat, and in my mind literally everything was cats."
Both: (Laugh)
Jacob: "Dude I'm just thinking, like... (Laughs) Like, Egyptian cat patterns like on pyramids and shit and they only had one eye on their forehead and I was like, 'Oh dude this shit's getting, like, ancient,'"
Both: (Laugh)
Tyler: "This shit's getting ancient?"
Jacob: "Uh, yeah I started seeing like a bunch of weird like, ancient looking symbols and shit? Like Mayan looking shit just all over the place and I was like, 'Fuck, dude,'"
Tyler: "The acid was trying to tell you you're the prophet?"
Both: (Laugh)
Jacob: "That's exactly what it was trying to do but it was just out of my reach."
Summary
- This video contains footage of Tyler hanging out at Jacob's house.
- Tyler and Jacob joke about smoking weed. Jacob seems excessively tired.
- Jacob recalls a previous weed trip where he witnessed Egyptian imagery. Tyler jokes that Jacob was some sort of prophet.
This video contains old footage of Tyler hanging out with Jacob. They seem to be at Jacob's home while drowsily talking about weed and previous trips. Interestingly, Jacob mentions that one of his prior trips featured a lot of Egyptian imagery.
The next video found on Silentdork was titled "Fun night with john and kevin".
Description
I think this was back in 2010, a little after jacob went missing actually. I remember me kev and john had a big argument about magic and shit that night. Kevin always had these vague beliefs he would never elaborate on and john was always strictly atheist. I guess I was always in the middle on everything so I guess that's what held us together.
<--- Click for Video Transcript
Tyler: "Are you recording?"
John: "Yes"
Tyler: "(Let's) do this."
John: "Okay."
The footage looks very corrupted and glitchy. The camera focuses in a dark bathroom.
Tyler: "The room isn't locked - you're cheating."
John: "It's not locked? I thought I locked it. Hold on, let me start over."
Tyler: (Laughs)
They step back into the hallway for a moment.
John: "Say it again?"
Tyler: "Is it locked?"
John: "...Say it."
Tyler: "...Is it recording?"
John: "Yes it is."
Both: (Laugh)
They step back into the dark bathroom and spark a lighter in front of the mirror.
John: "Alright..."
John is now pointing the camera at his reflection in the mirror.
John: "Bloody Mary... Bloody Mary... Bloody Mary..."
Kevin makes a strange, faint sound and John laughs.
Tyler: "...Well, Kevin, looks like he's dead."
Kevin: "I think you're right, Tyler."
John: "Feels so normal."
The video cuts to Tyler brushing his hair in a bathroom.
Tyler: "Are you actually filming me?"
Kevin: "Why do you even wanna comb your hair?"
Tyler: "Getting- Getting ready, for, uh..."
Kevin: "Do you want the Candyman to, like, rape you in the ass?"
Tyler: "I want the Candyman to think I look good whenever he shows up."
Kevin: "Instead of killing you he's going to be like, 'You look good! I'm not going to kill you today,'"
Tyler: "Um, hyper-realistic Bloody Mary didn't show up so uh..."
Kevin: "Well, she went-"
Kevin imitates the noise he made earlier and they laugh.
Kevin: "Did you hear that in John's video?"
Tyler: "No."
Kevin: "She went-"
When Kevin imitates the noise this time, the video and audio corrupts. The video cuts back to Tyler standing in the bathroom again, taping himself through the mirror with his phone.
Kevin: "You're supposed to lock the door."
Tyler: "I will."
Tyler locks the door and tests the handle.
Tyler: "...Okay."
Kevin: "Now just shut off the light, too."
Tyler turns off the lights in the bathroom.
Tyler: "Okay... Candyman, right?"
Kevin: "Candyman five times into the mirror."
Tyler: "Candyman, Candyman, Candyman.... Candyman. Candyman."
Kevin: "I think you have to say it, like, not like that."
Kevin begins making mock spooky noises in the background.
Tyler: "Candyman, Candyman, Candyman, Candyman, Candyman."
Kevin: "...You gotta (Indecipherable)"
Tyler turns the lights on and opens the door to the hallway where Kevin is standing.
Tyler: "DUN DUN-"
The video corrupts before we can see Kevin.
Kevin: "Alright, looks like my turn next."
John: "What happened?"
Tyler: (In a joking way) "I saw him..."
John: "Oh no..."
Tyler: "...Fuck."
The video cuts to John sitting on a couch with his phone while Tyler records.
Tyler: "(Dra)gon magic..."
Kevin: "Oh boy, oh boy..."
Tyler: "My buddy John and his dragon magic. Tell me about dragon magic."
John: "Dragon magic?"
Tyler: "Tell me about dragon magic, John."
John: "It's fake and gay."
Tyler: "That isn't what you were saying many centuries ago."
Kevin: "What do you think of pony magic?"
Tyler: "It's okay, I was into faggot magic."
Kevin: "What do you tink of pony magic, John?"
Tyler: "I dunno, what do you think of obscure religions you don't like to talk about, Kevin?"
The video cuts to black several times, changing scenes once again. We now see Tyler recording his phone as he searches up spells online.
Tyler: "A- A spell to- A spell to see spirits...? 'To see spirits, old European grimoires recommend mixing' ...(Sighs) I really don't have all this shit that it's listing here."
Kevin: "What do you need?"
Tyler: "Um... Aloe, pepper, musk... I mean, I'm a pretty musky dude, so actually I uh... (Laughs)"
Kevin: "We have musk."
Tyler: "I dunno Kevin, you're a pretty musky dude. (Laughs)"
Kevin: "Shut up."
The footage cuts to black once again. The scene changes to Tyler still holding his phone, though Kevin is now filming while Tyler reads off more spirit summoning rituals.
Kevin: "Alright, so, why are we trying to figure out which ones are real- real- real-"
The video corrupts and stutters when Kevin says 'Real'.
Tyler: "Um... It's part of the m(ystery)."
Kevin: "I guess."
Tyler: "Gotta try it all. Um... You enter the bathroom as with hyper-realistic Bloody Mary... Go with a- Go with a friend as to not freak out. Oh, John?"
John: "Alright? This is all shit anyway, eh..."
Tyler: "Kevin I- wait, oh nevermind, I was not locked out of your phone. Um... Fog up the mirror and just do whatever you want, basically... Turning on hot water is pretty effective to fog the mirror up. Write 'Baby Blue' in the fog."
Kevin: (Laughs)
Tyler: "Then you turn off the lights, wait a few moments after a minute or two, this is... complicated and I'm gonna need to take your phone with me to remember. 'You or your friend will feel like a baby has been placed in your arms. Hold the baby-' We're gonna kick the baby."
Kevin: (Laughs)
Tyler: "Um... '-for a while, then pass it to the next person. WATCH OUT-' All caps, 'WATCH OUT,'"
Kevin: "Oh... Spooky."
Tyler: "'-If you drop him you will receive a scratch n-' Literally just the letter n, '-your arm,'"
Kevin: "That means you can't kick the baby."
Tyler: "And you'll get... 'Drop him again and you'll get another scratch. Feeling clumsy? Drop him a third time and he'll shatter the mirror and stab you to death!' How is a little baby doing this? Um... There's also another version of the story in this version... 'You enter the bathroom with the lights off and you should say the phrase Blue Baby over and over for thirteen goes whilst pretending to rock a baby', and then I guess..."
Kevin: "We should try both versions."
Tyler: "Some bitch is gonna pop out and be like 'Gimme back my baby' in all caps and then if you're still holding her baby then she'll kill you."
Kevin: "Should we try-"
The video cuts before Kevin and finish.
Kevin: "...Or they're both fake. One of those."
Tyler: "...Oh John."
Kevin: "Wait, I thought we were gonna do the, uh... one by yourself first then John can do the other one."
Tyler: "Okay, yeah. The one by myself."
Kevin: "Cause that one would actually be easier."
John: "Are we- Are we actually doing this bullshit?"
Kevin: "Well... Who was the one that decided to try-"
Tyler: "What else do we have to do tonight?"
John: "...Something else?"
Tyler: "...Yeah, I mean aside from the stack of video games."
Kevin: "I wanted to play Mario Party 7 but no one wanted-"
The video cuts once again, now following Tyler from Kevin's point of view.
Tyler: "I'm hip."
Kevin: "So... Do you remember how to do it?"
Tyler: "One day..."
Kevin: "...You locked that phone again, didn't you?"
Tyler: "No I was not locked out of your phone, I'll tell you what, though - Spooks are what's gonna become a meme, and I'm hip. I'm ahead of the times. I don't need to remember. I got the phone in hand."
Tyler begins brushing his hair once again.
Tyler: "I really have an OCD thing about my hair. I was really trying to not have to do this, but I just couldn't fucking take it anymore."
Kevin turns the camera to John, who is watching from the hallway.
Kevin: "What do you have to say about this?"
Tyler: "Get the fuck out."
John: "That."
The door to the bathroom is closed with Tyler inside, Kevin recording from the hallway.
Kevin: "Remember - You have to be pretending to rock a baby while saying the name."
Tyler begins singing 'Rock A Bye Baby' from inside.
Kevin: "I don't think they said sing the song..."
Tyler finishes the song by repeating the phrase 'Blue Baby'
Kevin: "Tyler, are you sure it's... just because you're not taking this for real that there's... it's probably not working?"
Tyler: "AH SPOOKS. ...And I was locked out of your phone. (Laughs)"
Kevin: "...And you're supposed to say it... thirteen times I think? Let's see..."
Summary
- This video features Tyler, John, and Kevin testing out several different paranormal rituals they found on the internet.
- Tyler mentions an obscure religion that Kevin is supposedly a member of.
This video contains more of Tyler's old footage. Its description reveals that this was all recorded back in 2010, shortly after Jacob's disappearance. Throughout the video, Tyler and his friends John, and Kevin look up various supernatural rituals on the internet and attempt to preform them. These include Bloody Mary, Candyman, and Blue Baby.
Kevin goes along with these rituals, occasionally criticizing Tyler for not taking them seriously enough. Meanwhile, John seems somewhat annoyed with the entire situation. This is explained in the video's description which states that John was a strict atheist whereas Kevin was religious. Apparently this often resulted in the two of them fighting with Tyler balancing them out.
Interestingly, Tyler claims that Kevin was a member of some "obscure religion" that he was always very secretive about. This only furthered the players' suspicions that this was the same Kevin from Jadusable's ARG - the Kevin who was a member of the Moon Children going under the name "Insidiae".
Description
This is the only other video I can find from the good old days. I think this was from the same night as the last one. I have no idea what the hell happened to you kevin. Johns birthday was a few days ago too, at the time of this upload I am feeling really shitty. I miss you guys so much.
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The video begins in a dark setting. John, Tyler, and Kevin appear to be in the woods at night. Crickets can be heard in the background. John turns on a flashlight and illuminates him face from below.
Tyler: "(You) look like..."
Kevin: "What the fuck..."
Tyler: "You look like Santa Claus"
All: (Laugh)
The video cuts to the three playing with an Ouija board.
Tyler: "Reposition this thing again. Okay. Alright, guys, spookies inbound. Ask a question."
Kevin: "Umm... Do you wanna go first?"
The camera pans over Kevin's face, but the video corrupts before we are able to get a good look.
John: "Umm, I mean... Not really? I mean I'm not really interested in all this spook... paranormal..."
Kevin: "What about you, Tyler?"
The video once again pans over to Kevin and corrupts.
Tyler (Jokingly): "Umm... Is... Umm... Am I gonna get married?"
Kevin: "...No. (Laughs)"
Tyler jokingly pull the Ouija planchette towards 'Yes' while Kevin laughs. The video cuts ahead.
Tyler (Jokingly): "Go go go, get in position, I can feel the spirits coming now!"
Kevin: "I hope you're right about this. (Indecipherable) just joking around about this (Indecipherable)."
John: "Are there any spirits right now with us?"
Tyler (Whispering): "Up Kevin's ass..."
Kevin: "God dammit, stop moving it!"
Tyler (Whispering): "Right up Kevin's ass, right up Kevin's ass, right up Kevin's ass, right up Kevin's ass!"
Kevin: "I'm gonna... Stop it."
John suddenly moves the Ouija planchette onto 'No', followed by Tyler quickly moving it back over 'Yes'.
Tyler: "No, it's yes! They are!"
All: (Laugh)
Kevin: "(Sighs) Let's do this for real, now. Now ask a question. Is Tyler a faggot? Yes."
Kevin moves the planchette over 'Yes'.
Tyler: "(Sighs) You know why I think this isn't working? Probably because we came out here for spooky moon energy and yet we seem to have no..."
Tyler points the camera into the night sky. No moon is seen, but an image of the moon from Majora's Mask is barely visible.
Kevin: "Maybe you need to focus more on the game. What if something happens while you're focusing on the sky?"
Tyler: "...Good point."
Kevin: "Alright... Let's try it for real. Don't fucking move the thing by itself."
Tyler: "Alright."
Kevin: "Alright, now ask a question."
Tyler: "Is Kevin... good? (Laughs)"
Kevin: "...What?"
John: "What? (Laughs) Is Kevin good..."
Kevin: "What the fuck was that? (Laughs)"
Tyler: "Is Kevin good?"
The planchette begins moving over letters and numbers.
Kevin: "I'm a... Nine..."
Tyler: "Nine outta Ten."
Kevin: (Laughs)
They quickly move the planchette over lower numbers while laughing.
Kevin: "(Laughing) Alright, alright. Let's try this for real, now."
Tyler: "In all honesty though, uh... How come there's no moon out right now, anyways? I mean, uh..."
Kevin: "There is a reason for that. Let's just focus on the game."
Tyler: "Okay, okay."
Kevin: "I, uh, don't even think this bullshit is gonna work."
John: "I mean... mosquitoes are biting me all over, so..."
Tyler: "Why do no spooky spirits come to my shit?"
Kevin: "Maybe because you're... There has to be energy channeling through this."
Tyler: "...What?"
Kevin: "Nothing, just focus on the game."
Tyler: "Okay... Umm..."
John accidentally makes a loud noise.
John: "...Sorry."
All: (Laugh)
Kevin: "Goddammit, there's so much mosquitoes..."
Tyler: "Umm... Are the mosquitoes actually here to, uh, give us some kind of gift, and-"
Kevin: "You know what? Fuck it. Yes!"
Kevin quickly slides the planchette over 'Yes'
Kevin: "Let's just go."
Tyler: "(Sighs) Fine. We haven't done Bloody Mary 3: Electric Peepee yet."
John: "Yeah, let's go do something else."
Tyler: "Guess what I got though, guys?"
John: "Oh boy, what do you have? Ooh, cards..."
Tyler either drops the cards, or they are knocked out of his hands.
Tyler (Jokingly): "Aaaaaaurgh!"
Kevin: (Laughs)
Tyler: "And I bent one, no!"
Kevin: "It's your fucking fault!"
Tyler: "Is there energy running through these?"
Kevin: "(Laughs) Ask yourself that!"
Tyler: "(Sighs) What a bitch."
Kevin: (Laughs)
Summary
- Tyler, John, and Kevin attempt to contact spirits through a Ouija Board.
- Tyler asks the spirits if Kevin is "good". The Ouija Board points to "nine".
This video contains more footage taken from the same night as the video above. This time, Tyler, John, and Kevin are attempting to contact spirits by using an Ouija Board. Unfortunately, they're too busy goofing off with one another to achieve any sort of paranormal contact. This video's description implies that Kevin eventually disappeared as well, leaving Tyler the only remaining person within his friend group.
Eager to being speaking with Tyler once again, players began posting comments on his YouTube videos, wording their questions carefully as to not scare him away.
We've now been introduced to a wide array of characters whose stories span over the course of several years. Before proceeding, it's best that we go over a small summary of each one:

Tyler
Status: Alive
Implied to be the players' current link. Formerly a player during the YSHDT Arc, he's since lost his memories of the ARG and the Internet Detectives due to Patrem's meddling. He runs the Silentdork YouTube channel, where the players are hoping to contact him before he's eventually sacrificed by the Lunar children. He shares the same name as Alex's friend from 2010, though it's unknown if this holds any significance.

John
Status: Ascended (2011)
Tyler's friend and formerly a player during the YSHDT Arc. Also labelled the "Screaming Child" and the "Burned One", John died on November 11th, 2011 after interfering with Regiminis's ascension. It's implied that his death was an ascension. Regiminis and Patrem are now attempting to capture his ascended spirit.

Kevin
Status: Missing (Sometime after 2010)
One of Tyler's old friends. He was said to have been a member of an obscure, secretive religion. Kevin supposedly disappeared at some point after 2010. He is possibly Insidiae - a Moon Child from Jadusable's ARG who was also named Kevin.

Jacob
Status: Missing (Sometime before 2011)
Tyler's friend and formerly a player during the YSHDT Arc. In 2009, he contacted Mason and underwent an initiation to join the Lunar Children. He supposedly disappeared at some point after this.

Patrem
Status: Ascended
The leader, or "Father", of the Lunar Children. He is currently trapped within the body of a cultist named Vincent. However, whenever Vincent falls asleep, Patrem can control them. He is intent on capturing the spirits of John and Drowned.

Vincent
Status: Alive
A Lunar Child who lost his memory upon joining the cult, taking on the name Vincent. He was very dedicated - even reaching the rank of Overseer. He was present at Regiminis's ascension on November 11th, 2011. When the ritual went awry, Patrem became trapped within his body, causing him to lose his memories once again. He now holds no knowledge of the cult or Patrem's presence within him as Patrem only takes control of his body when he falls asleep.

Regiminis
Status: Ascended (2011)
Described as "The Grand Child" and Patrem's neophyte, Regiminis is a powerful and knowledgeable member of the Lunar Children. He ascended on November 11th, 2011 - the same night John died. However, this ritual went awry, resulting in Patrem becoming trapped inside Vincent. He is intent on capturing the spirits of John and Drowned.

SKM
Status: Alive
A hacker who's been fighting against the Lunar Children since 2011. He's working alongside Drowned - a ghostly spirit who he doesn't fully understand. His hatred towards Patrem and the cult seems somewhat personal.

Drowned
Status: Ascended
A ghostly spirit that speaks as though it were a frightened child. He works alongside SKM and the players and is capable of editing websites. He's implied to be the same Drowned seen on Youshouldnthavedonethat.net and might even be related to Ben himself.

Doug
Status: Unknown / Active
A new member of the Lunar Children. In 2009, he was kidnapped by the cult and somehow "changed" by them, transforming into a more malicious, antagonistic version of himself. He's implied to still be active to this day.

Mason
Status: Dead (2009)
A low-ranking recruiter for the Lunar Children. He turned against the cult after his friend Doug was kidnapped by them. He was implied to have been killed in 2009 after drowning in a storm drain.

Mason xxxxxxxxx
Status: Alive
A strange, alternate version of Mason who briefly appeared near the end of the YSHDT Arc. He claims he survived and was still alive in 2015. However, he was speaking through an unreliable operating system, resulting in him losing contact with the players.
Considering that Tyler, Jacob, and John were all participating in the YSHDT Arc together, it can be assumed that they were actually communicating with the players from the year 2009 - just like Doug and Mason. This is because it'd be impossible for John and Jacob to be participating in 2015 like the other players since John died in 2011 and Jacob disappeared sometime before 2010.
On May 22nd, 2015, Drowned became active in the Internet Detectives Skype group and posted the following:
Upon checking Silentdork, players discovered that Tyler had replied to several of their comments:
Nah not that I recall. This weird video quality makes it look like something was happening though XD Probably just because my hard drive was failing as I was getting these things off. Who might you be btw? Do I know you from somewhere?
Sorry if that came off as weird ^^; Its just I havent done anything with this channel in forever and I already had to close down my facebook a few months ago due to some weird people relentlessly popping up in everything I was doing.
I don't think so. Someone in my circle of friends posted your ouija board video because they thought it was spooks.
All the corruption and stuff made it look like part of some kind of creepypasta.
They're all into this kind of creepy stuff too, we got a skype group where we all discuss these kinds of things. You gotta skype?
I have not logged into it in forever ever sense I moved over to just using facebook a while back. But damn now I am really sad actually.
I just went racing through everything and yep I lost the old skype logs from my previous drive.
That is a hell of a lot of convos with john and jacob lost. Kevin wasn't much about social media though to my understanding.
Tyler's first contact with the players is rather friendly. Interestingly, he claims he used to have a Facebook account. However, he closed it down because strange individuals kept following him - possibly Lunar Children. He also says he has an old Skype account - presumably the same one that he used to chat with the players back in 2009.
I love that series! I know john and kevin liked it more though. Kevin even had every thing zelda there was to obtain up until 2011 when he went missing.
I preferred windwaker myself, but john and kevin both liked majoras mask the most. However my favorite games series is actually silent hill.
I never got into Silent Hill though, it's too spooks for me :(
I don't know if you know the other people who have been commenting on my videos or something. But I am pretty happy I guess that a few broskinos have suddenly taken a liking to my new vids out of the blue.
I'll honestly add you all on skype seeing as I don't think I really have anyone else to talk to at the moment.
The player Eve brings attention to a Legend of Zelda shirt that Tyler can be seen wearing in one of his videos. Tyler admits that he likes Zelda, though John and Kevin were bigger fans. Tyler's favorite game series is Silent Hill - a survival horror game. He also says he'll friend the players on Skype because he's happy to have someone to talk to.
Interestingly, Tyler reveals that Kevin went missing in 2011 - the same year John died.
Am I about to go viral or something? I wasn't expecting my broskino archive to start getting comments out of nowhere ^^;"
Lol, sorry. We're all in a group and as Wolfcat said a bit ago in one of the other vids, we were shown this, and all thought it was amazing XD.
the corruptions make them seem so spooky
The players continue to build the narrative that they're regular internet-goers in an attempt to keep Tyler's suspicions to a minimum.
Meanwhile, players discovered that Johnisdead.com had updated. The front page now featured two videos - a short corrupted video of John titled "FIREKID.webm" and a heavily distorted video of two people walking down a street titled "FOG.webm".
Shortly after this, the player Wolfcat discovered a new page - "https://johnisdead.com/lunar". Though this page was initially blank, it would occasionally update with new text:
"Wait"
"I'm in the phone lines"
"Nothing could stop the irritation"
"Fire... burning flesh and melting bones..."
It seems that the players were finally speaking with John's departed spirit. Suddenly, John's old account initiated a call within the Internet Detectives Skype group. Unfortunately, it ended immediately before anyone could answer it.
"...I cannot speak..."
It seems John could only communicate though small, cryptic messages on Johnisdead.com. In response, the player Wolfcat suggested submitting the "New Wave Bossa Nova" in an attempt to help John speak. However, John replied with the following:
"Your old ways will not work..."
Seeing that John could view the players' messages within the Skype group, they began communicating with him more directly:
"...that is not my name..."
"Sorry of this, the various inhabitants like playing around."
"Don't trust all you hear."
"He is not the one who burned."
The players' conversation with John was cut short. It seems as though one of the countless other spirits contained within Johnisdead.com hijacked the webpage and began replying in his place. Unfortunately, the players were right back where they started.
As if to taunt them, Johnisdead.com updated once again on May 23rd, 2015 with the image "NOTTHEONE.jpg" - a large disturbing image of John's face.


On May 24th, 2015, "https://johnisdead.com/tyler" updated. The page now featured a series of phone dials that spelled out a hidden message - "To bring him back". Shortly after this, the page updated again, now featuring a link to an email address hosted on Johnisdead.com - "pididoip@johnisdead.com". Interestingly, the name associated with this account was simply "K". The players began emailing this account, resulting in some... interesting conversations.
LETTERS
dial.mp3 numbers and letters
You miss him already
Pick up the phone
The answer is right in front of you
Attachment
keyed tobringhimback not yet discovered
joghismemory tyler detectives
Whatever entity is speaking through this account seems to want the players to restore Tyler's memories. However, the players were still at a loss on how to go about doing this... Some players began experimenting with Pididoip, sending them images and files as email attachments.
Suddenly, the messages from the Pididoip account started becoming more coherent...
i love the song, but appearently ive made a comment on there 3 years ago and also 2 years ago.....
Anyway, this account acts as a portal between two worlds!
That said, you are never talking to the same entity.
Oh. thats cool i guess. you sure about the Never part? like i'm NEVER talking to the same person?
wait fucky its gonna be a different person responding to this.
Welp, i'm confused.
Can't really remember how I got to this place... but the previous being you spoke to was someone completely different.
Oh, I almost forgot! This is for you!

The players are approached by one of the many entities housed within Johnisdead.com - George. George describes Johnisdead.com as a "Portal" that houses many spirits. He explains that these spirits may even hijack the conversations players are having, meaning they'll be talking to one entity one second and then another the next. This is similar to what happened a few nights prior when the players were speaking to John only for another spirit to replace him moments later.
George also presents the player ADULT_LINK with a glass of chocolate milk - or an image of one, at least.
Later that night, the Internet Detectives Skype group saw a surprise visitor - Tyler. It seems he had finally logged into Skype and taken up the players' offer to join their chatroom.
yeah your here
this is the main group for our stuff, the other one is for calls
Who are you people?
we all came from something that stemmed from that
Oh
YEAH
This place is named that lol
Unfortunately, it seems that Tyler still cannot remember his fellow players or the events of the YSHDT Arc.
Ok
That is how you all seem to know my name ^^;
I was kinda freaking out
wait
But
I am confussed ^^;
Well I can't exactly remember when I stopped using skype or everything I was doing in this account before I quit
So I am just trying to figure out what this group was for
Did I meet you guys on facebook or something and just forget? I used to do that a lot with random broskinos on the web =p
I forget which one though.
I have a hard time remembering it.
I just looked and realized
john and jacob admined this group at some point
You must all be friends of john and I probs forgot
He had a few groups of internet friends he would often try to intorduce me too I recall
It turns out that Tyler never had to accept any invites to join the Internet Detectives Skype group - his account was already in it due to him being a past player. Though he's slightly freaked out by this at first, he notices that John and Jacob's old Skype accounts are administrators of the group. This eases his nerves as he assumes that the players simply know him because they're old friends of John and Jacob from Facebook.
To ease tensions, the players partake in some classic shitposting and casual banter.
Wolf, you're too fast.
And Wolf sometimes.
imma show you something
((A link to the player Wolfcat's webcomie Weenie-Licked is sent.))
he seems pretty cool
However, after a while, Tyler's suspicions returned...




















