experiments
experiments
| Title | experiments |
|---|---|
| Alt Title | N/A |
| Location | Silentdork |
| Upload Date | 10/31/18 |
| Runtime | 16:59 |
| Type | Canon upload |
experiments is the thirty-third video of the Astral Arc, and the one-hundred-and-fifteenth canon video in Johnisdead. This video features Tyler experimenting with the Detour Sign before teleporting in-front of Greth, as seen in Greth Vlogs 12: General Update.
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First Iteration - 10/31/18
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Video I recorded about a week before the last one that came out all messed up in my phone and I could not get it to work. But I checked my phone today and suddenly it works now. Must be that Samhain magic I guess. I have not messed with the sign much more since that point. I have been waiting for that guy I hung out with last time to come back again so maybe I could try and see if he would like to help me try a few Ideas I have had with it. Also johnisdead.com seems to have come back since then, but Archive guy never emailed me or anything like he said he would. Not sure what the deal is with that but I assume he is probably just really busy. The cult main site is not back however and idk what the deal is with that.
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Second Iteration - Unarchived
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Video I recorded about a week before the last one that came out all messed up in my phone and I could not get it to work. But I checked my phone today and suddenly it works now. Must be that Samhain magic I guess. I have not messed with the sign much more since that point. I have been waiting for that guy I hung out with last time to come back again so maybe I could try and see if he would like to help me try a few Ideas I have had with it. Also johnisdead.com seems to have come back since then, but Archive guy never emailed me or anything like he said he would. Not sure what the deal is with that but I assume he is probably just really busy. The cult main site is not back however and idk what the deal is with that.
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experiments
This video begins with Tyler recording outside his house. He approaches the "Detour Sign" and begins speaking.
Tyler: "Hey, everybody. So, it's been a little while since my last video, not counting the, uh... that- that... that thing that got uploaded. I mean... I don't really know what to say about that, 'cause I mean by now I'm just kinda numb to the concept of shit getting uploaded to my channel that was not uploaded by me. But, uh... Ow, shit, that's hot. Um... I wanted to do a video today, because if you remember this thing has just kinda popped into my life, and... I mean, it just looks like a fucking "Detour Sign" really, but... there are some strange properties this thing seems to have."
Tyler is now touching the "Detour Sign", inspecting it. While he's touching it, a strange, moaning sound is emitted from the sign and a faint corruption can be seen.
Tyler: "And, uh... You know, I was doing all the, uh, the Lunar Children research. Uh, that's mostly dead-end stuff. A combination of dead-end stuff and scary stuff, because people don't react well whenever you bluntly ask about that kinda shit around here. But, uh... yeah, the "Detour Sign". Um... last video that, uh, I recorded myself and uploaded myself, um... it kinda seemed like the- this thing... there's a bug, get off me. Kinda seemed like this thing sorta causes you to teleport... And, uh... Yeah, not really sure how or why? Um... I am assuming though, whatever this is, it has something to do with, uh, the... the "magic bullshit" regarding that website. Uhh, "Johnisdead.com", which is down right now, by the way. Um... didn't mean for this to be like, uh, update vlog kinda thing, but uh..."
The video cuts ahead.
Tyler: "Shit, sorry. I-I guess standing too close to this thing for too long causes, uh... some kinda, like... I guess, like, device, uh... fuckery. ((Laughs)) But, uh, what was I saying... Oh yeah. Um..."
The video begins corrupting again.
Tyler: "Anyways, I didn't mean for this to be, like, uh... talking about, like... every other thing in my life kinda vlog video, but uh... there's a couple of guys I've been in contact with. Um... Yeah, I should mention, uh, and I'm sure probably plenty of you already know Johnisdead.com and, uh, the Lunar Children website are both down. That's because, uh, this other guy is now kinda in charge of the thing."
The video cuts once again.
Tyler: "Jesus Christ, my phone. Okay, lemme just like, uh, get away from that thing. Uh... What was I saying, oh yeah. Um... this guy I've been in contact with- a couple of guys, actually. There's a guy named, uh, Jose... or, as he's called on the blog that's now down, uh, the "Archive Guy". Uh, I got in contact with him whenever I noticed that there were changes happening on the Lunar Children website that didn't seem culty. Um... all I really know about him is, uh, basically shit that he already said in his one blog post which is, uh, he's just got some friends who were friends of friends who had relatives, I guess, in the Lunar Children, and I guess there was like a big sorta cataclysmic event for them that occurred and they all disappeared, so these, like, people of distant relation are just trying to figure out what the fuck happened there and he's just their friend, and they don't know how to do fucking anything with computers so he's just kinda managing the salvaged network content off of the, uh... I guess, oddly enough, this, uh, server that was actually inside of that, uh... that old, rundown fishery. I don't know, anybody that pays attention I guess might remember I mentioned some computers that were there that seemed like they were actually working and turns out, hey they were actually working, and they were apparently actually hosting these websites. I don't know, maybe... maybe that's just news to me, and uh... some of you people out there somehow already knew that. But, uh, that's news to me and that's kinda fucking weird. Um... But yeah, right now they're offline because, uh, he's just having some financial issues - Jose. Um, I don't know if I'm supposed to be saying his real name, but, uh... He's just having some financial issues, so he can't manually host himself. Um... A little too much on his electric bill, I guess. But, uh... Yeah - that's basically what's going on with that. Um, he's just trying to, like, prune the content and, nice guy that he is, he said of course he'll be- I'll be first to be informed if he finds, like, anything new. Seeing as this- seeing the tie-in pretty close to me for a lot of weird reasons. Um... other guy I'm in contact with, uh..."
The video cuts once again as we can hear the "Detour Sign" moaning.
Tyler: "Damn, my fucking camera right now. But, anyways, um... Oh yeah, the guy - the other guy. Uh, Tony. Who... I met through the YouTube comment section, actually. I've - I've been making a handful of friends there, actually. A lot of them, uh, not like the most clear English speakers, but that's actually okay. But, uh... Yeah, uh, Tony... I guess wants to come hang out. I guess, uh... he said that he, like, has experience with the kinds of issues I'm dealing with here, whatever the fuck that means. But... You know, I've - I've been basically a hermit for about seven or so years, save for like associates with employees at jobs, so fuck it. I haven't, like, had any serious serious reason in the last year or so to believe I'm still actively being stalked by a cult, so why do I need to act like one of those like "targeted individuals" bastards. I wanna have friends, so you know, I'm just gonna let this Tony guy come on over. Maybe he wants to kill me, I don't know. I know nothing about this guy. He mentioned some shit about, like, some fucking Discord internet group he wants me to get involved in. I don't remember what he said it was called, uh... Really this is completely irrelevant and I'm kinda like rambling at this point because this whole video was actually just supposed to be me talking about this magical fucking construction sign that has just materialized in from Johnisdead.com world, and, uh... yeah. Let's, like, get back to what this was supposed to be about - this construction sign. Detour sign.
Tyler approaches the "Detour Sign". Strange moaning can be heard again. The video cuts ahead a bit.
Tyler: "It seems to make you teleport..."
Tyler begins carrying the sign.
Tyler: "Carrying it over here... One thing I've worked out is I guess, um... I don't know if it's limited to short distances, because last time I fucked with it, the damn thing - well, the last time I recorded myself fucking with it..."
The video distorts further and it is difficult to hear Tyler.
Tyler: "-here to, uh... over there, like... in front of my house. But, uh... I don't know if it's limited to short distances, I don't know if there's a way to, uh, control it. I - I kinda feel half fucking retarded because I mean it's - it's just a fucking construction sign. I'm talking about it like it's some kinda machine, but, uh... "Detour". I don't understand what this really means, like does it mean detour from where I'm currently at? ((Laughs)) Like... You wanna walk off somewhere else, you run into this - oh, detour to other area. That's basically what happened, but last time - the non-recorded time I touched it, uh... I basically set it up right where it's at right now, and... I went instantly from here to right around where that sunshine is at over there."
