Taking a walk
Taking a walk
| Title | Taking a walk |
|---|---|
| Alt Title | N/A |
| Location | Silentdork |
| Upload Date | 7/21/15 |
| Runtime | 8:58 |
| Type | Canon upload |
Taking a walk is the twenty-seventh video of the Johnisdead Arc, and the fortieth canon video in Johnisdead. This video features Tyler taking a walk around his property while discussing various subjects. The original upload of this video was removed due to concerns involving privacy. A censored version has since been uploaded to the Internet Detectives YouTube channel for documentation purposes.
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First Iteration - 7/21/15
Description:
Power went out today so I decided to just go on a little walk. The camera is fucky as usual so the footage of me going by the fire-station and then off into the river bank seems to have completely vanished. Its in my memories still I suppose.
Atleast there is the part at the end, There was a man walking behind me with a funny parrot, and I didn’t notice a first but upon looking at the footage here I guess it was trying to say hi to me.
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Taking a walk
This video begins with Tyler recording himself in his house. He begins speaking.
Tyler: "Welp. Power's out. Again. For, like, the fuckin' one millionth time."
Tyler picks up his phone.
Tyler: "Once again, I have no phone… No… electricity. I have nothing. So… I guess I'm gonna go on a walk."
The video cuts to Tyler walking around outside. The video begins corrupting as everything turns green. "mask1iswatching.webm" appears in the top left corner of the screen followed by a disturbing image of someone smiling. The video cuts ahead to Tyler walking through a wooded area.
Tyler: "I should stop by John's house again-"
The video corrupts and cuts ahead.
Tyler: "You know that is actually something I've been thinking about - why do I record these videos…? Then again, why not? It's not like I have anything else more eventful going on in my life-"
The video cuts ahead.
Tyler: "-road, or… else- road. Besides, going that way takes me closer to my job. Eugh."
The video cuts ahead once again. Tyler is now approaching a road while struggling through some foliage.
Tyler: "I really should have brought my travel machete with me though, because moments like that are always really annoying."
Tyler reaches the road and sees a truck next to a powerline.
Tyler: "Oh, hey. I think that's actually where, uh… the power problem may lie. Transformer blew-"
The video cuts ahead.
Tyler: "-here's something… I guess, interesting to mention. I don't know why, but super recently in this specific littler area-"
The video begins cutting again.
Tyler: "-lots and lots and lots of cops piling up, which I guess is not too bad, I mean they're not here right now, but there's been a lot of cops piling up in this area. I don't know why. A while back, a, uh, retirement home was going to be built here and right before the unfortunate passing of my grandparents happened, they wanted all of those woods over there, which my grandparents and now I own… They said, 'Well, no, fuck you," because those woods- in my family since before I was born and three time- six times as long as that."
The video begins cutting repeatedly.
Tyler: "-absolutely- we are not- our woods- happened- about a decade ago, they were going to allegedly build a- retirement home here and- just like a retirement home, at best we have that bit of road over there that wasn't there before and, uh, whatever the fuck this is. I never really walk around here, so… What the- oh…"
Tyler comes across some old, discarded furniture.
Tyler: "I'm stupid. Actually, though… If this wasn't so rained on… It's probably- Well, it's not too fucked up… I don't know. ...Ah, I'll probably just leave it here. Fuck it."
Tyler comes across a patch of burnt grass.
Tyler: "I guess people like to, uh… from the looks of it, burn- out here as well. Maybe a little, uh… I don't know."
The video cuts ahead. Tyler has come across a sewer grate on the ground.
Tyler: "Sewage drainers are always interesting to me if only for, uh, my childhood fear of there being water monsters inside them."
Tyler looks at the sewer grate on the ground as the video begins turning green once again. "mask3iswaiting.webm" briefly appears over the footage before the video returns to normal.
Tyler: "The un- unsteady water look - I can feel the childhood Tyler losing his shit right now. 'The water demon is gonna come out, oh.'"
The video cuts ahead. Tyler is now walking near the road.
Tyler: "The road's a lot more busy than it usually is today. Usually we have next to zero activity up and down this road. After all, this is a almost complete- Then again, that new, uh, factory opened- that new factory opened up a couple months ago, so… I don't know, maybe that's finally starting to kick in."
Tyler hears a gunshot sound and turns around.
Tyler: "What the hell was that? ...It was probably leftover fourth of July fireworks. Looks like it's coming from over there, though. Or… sounds like it's coming from over there. Weird. There shouldn't be anybody over there. In July they're closed."
The video cuts ahead. Tyler has found a "For Sale" sign positioned next to a church.
Tyler: "Huh. This isn't too sad because I'm not really religious, I guess. I like to think theres something out there, but I mean… Man, this thing's been here since I was like… an infant. I guess the St. John Divine ((Unintelligible)) Church is for sale. I guess not the only John that's gonna be gone… Yeah… And of course the fucking Lighthouse Ministry, the most annoying motherfucker on the planet. That's not going anywhere. Of course, of course. What a fucking shame. These motherfuckers knock on your door ((Unintelligible)) in the night. Maybe that's who was knocking on my door in my dream. It wasn't, uh, just anybody, it was one of those fuckers. ...Yeah."
The video cuts. Tyler is now examining a "HELP WANTED" sign next to the road. Every time he says the word "Helper", an audio clip from the Postman from The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess can be heard.
Tyler: "I should look into that. Fucking Mcdonalds is the most annoying piece of shit ever. I don't know what- I don't know what they mean by 'Helpers', but I mean… I don't know anything about carpenting, or… Yeah, I don't know anything about being a carpenter, but I mean… I don't know what a 'helper' means, but yeah, I could be a good helper. 'Call Jason'... Maybe I'll call Jason. Yeah, don't know what the fuck they mean by 'helper', but I like to think that I help people sometimes when I know them and know how to help them. I could be a good helper. But yeah, if you're ever around here, uh… 'Sixth Street', stay away from it. It's where all the drug dealers are."
