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A college student named Alex received an old copy of Majora's MaskMajora's Mask refers to The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask - a video game created for the Nintendo 64. from a strange Old Man. This game was possessed by BEN - a malicious entity that was using the spirit of a deceased boy named Ben as a vessel. Alex recorded these hauntings and uploaded them to his YouTube channel - Jadusable. As Alex's mental health declined, he decided to leave the internet after uploading his notes - TheTruth.rtf. This inadvertently spread BEN across the internet, as he had infected the file.

Players were led to Youshouldnthavedonethat.net - a website belonging to the Moon Children - a cult that worshipped the moon goddess Luna. This website was ran by several high ranking cult members - Mat, Spencer, and Kevin. Other strange entities were discovered here as well, including a deceased Moon Child named Kelbris, an entity named Drowned, and the leader of the Moon Children, Mr. D - also known as The Father. The cult partook in a ritual known as Ascension - a ritual suicide that promised great spiritual power. However, it seemed as though this usually just trapped one's soul within electronic devices.

The players contacted Mat and discovered that both Ben and Alex were previously members of the Moon Children. Before they could learn more, Mat was attacked by Kelbris. At this point, Alex reemerged and used a power known as The OcarinaThe Ocarina refers to the ability to submit songs, images, and videos of The Legend of Zelda video game series to affect the world of the ARG. to reset time, rewinding the website and characters within it to three days prior. While the players had a second chance to learn more information, Mat was still gone. Here, they contacted Mat's sister, Rosa. Unfortunately, she, too, was attacked by Kelbris. Due to some poorly timed uses of The Ocarina, the players inadvertently got Alex killed as well.

Shortly after this, players were introduced to Kayd - the only player who was given the login information to an elusive page on Youshouldnthavedonethat.net called The Truth. Unfortunately, before he could give the players the complete login credentials, he was hunted down and killed - presumably by BEN. However, before he died, he revealed the Moon Children's base of operations - a location simply known as The Orchard.

A mysterious individual known as TheLaw approached the players and led them to a new website - YSHDT.com. This website led the players to Letschasethemouse - the blog of a high school student named Doug. Strangely, this blog seemed to be set in the year 2009, meaning players were contacting characters across time and space. Doug had just recently joined a local cult. Fearing for his safety, the players attempted to convince him to leave. One player, Jacob, decided to learn more about this cult by going through its initiation process. Doug directed Jacob to his friend Mason, who began overseeing his recruitment.

Meanwhile, a malicious entity named Patrem approached the players - an intimidating individual who seemed to be the leader of Doug's cult. Players were also introduced to Helper - a more friendly entity. Helper's Hat granted him extended communication and traversal abilities. One day, Doug was kidnapped by the cult. Fearing for his safety, his friend Mason allied with the players in an attempt to rescue him. The players sent Helper for backup - unfortunately getting him killed in the process. Mason fled the scene - though not before recovering Helper's Hat. Thankfully, due to his ethereal nature, Helper's spirit persisted and he would later be revived.

Mason encountered The Gray Man - an enigmatic individual who claimed to be a time traveler. He traded Mason a playing card in exchange for Helper's Hat. After a while, Mason decided to confront the cult. When he did so, the cult allowed him to see Doug. However, Doug was "different" now and acted far more maliciously. After this, Mason was presumably attacked and locked inside a storm drain where he presumably died. After this, players were no longer communicating with players from 2009 but instead the present. Players were briefly contacted by a strange version of Mason that seemed to be speaking through an old computer. Unfortunately, the players quickly lost contact with him.

Players are introduced to their new main character - Tyler, a young man living alone in rural Florida. Tyler had three friends - John, who mysteriously died in a housefire in 2011, KevinReminder: Kevin was the name of a Moon Child., who disappeared around the same time John died, and JacobReminder: Jacob was the name of the player who underwent the Lunar Children initiation in 2009. who disappeared back in 2009. Tyler was now being targeted by Doug's cult, which was revealed to not be the Moon Children but instead an off-shoot called the Lunar Children. The Lunar Children's headquarters was originally a fishery. However, it was destroyed on November 11th, 2011 - a date the cult refers to as Undecim Nocte. On this date, an important ritual went awry that resulted in Patrem becoming trapped in the body of a Lunar Child named Vincent. Since then, the cult has been stationed in a building in Ohio called The Spire. Most of this was revealed to the players by SKM - a rogue hacker who's assisted by their ghostly assistant named Drowned.

The players befriended Tyler via his YouTube channel - Silentdork. While they tried to learn more information from him, they explored the cult's website - Lunarchildren.com. Here, they discovered that BEN'sReminder: BEN is the name of the malicious entity that was using the spirit of a deceased child named Ben as a vessel. real name was Tenebris. Players also discovered the existence of four holy individuals within the cult - The Four Giants. Only one of these was revealed at the time - DougIt's implied that when Doug changed into a more malicious version of himself in the previous arc, he was actually ascended into one of The Four Giants.. The players attempted to inform Tyler of the danger he was in by showing him one of the cult's websites - Johnisdsead.com. Unfortunately, Tyler believed that this was all just a cruel prank and he cut off contact with the players.

One day, Tyler came across the ruins of the fishery. Here, he encountered Doug, who chased Tyler back to his home. After being relentlessly tormented by disturbing sounds for the next few weeks, Tyler was eventually goaded to exit his home and go to Kevin's house. Upon doing so, he was captured by the Lunar Children. To make matters worse, The Ocarina had been stolen from the players and given to the Lunar Children. Thankfully, Drowned came to their aid, helping the players break into the Lunar Children Forums - a location where The Ocarina was supposedly being housed. While doing this, Drowned made a startling revelation to the players - he was the fusion of Ben and Max - SKM's younger brother who had been kidnapped by the cult.</p.

The Lunar Children Forums contained a variety of posts from the cult's higher ranking members. These included a rich newcomer named Thoth, a former Moon Child named MatReminder: Mat was the name of one of the Moon Children - Rosa's brother., two librarians named Jennifer and Kylie, and LiquidSaint - who was secretly SKM in disguise. The forums also saw chatter between many lower ranking members. These included an artist named Sheepdog, a boy living at The Spire named Igaluk123, a singer named Harry, an old former Moon Child named Jeremy, and his son, Hunter, who was being considered given a promotion within the cult.

The players chatted with Jeremy, who seemed quite friendly and helpful. He revealed that he's the brother of the Old ManReminder: The "Old Man" is the individual who gave Alex the haunted Majora's Mask cartridge.. He also claimed that the Moon Children lied about Kelbris's death - he was killed by Mat in 2002. Sadly, this conversation was cut short when it was revealed that Jeremy had been killed by his son Hunter - his last task required in order to become a high ranking Lunar Child. Using The Ocarina, players managed to rescue Tyler who somehow managed to regain possession of his cherished Crescent Moon NecklaceTyler's Crescent Moon Necklace was given to him as a birthday present years prior. It was thought to have been stolen by Kevin and is implied to hold some significance to the Lunar Children. during the chaos.

The Lunar Children later attempted to capture Tyler again on April 23rd, 2016. They failed, however, leading to a terrible cataclysm that wiped most of them out and destroyed The Spire. Meanwhile, SKM and Drowned had been captured by Regiminis - a powerful ascended cultist who was revealed to be KevinReminder: Kevin was Tyler's friend who went missing around 2011. It's implied that Undecim Nocte 2011 was the date of his ascension - after which he became known as Regiminis.. Regiminis wished to trade them to Tenebris in exchange for JohnReminder: John was Tyler's friend who died in 2011. It's implied that his death was the result of Kevin's ascension on Undecim Nocte 2011.. The players manage to rescue SKM. Unfortunately, Drowned is not so lucky. He is given to Tenebris as the tradeRegiminis wanted John because he wished to use him as a vessel. If an ascended individual uses someone as a vessel, they become more powerful - especially if that individual died as a result of their ascension.

Tenebris wanted Drowned because they desired Ben. As stated before, Tenebris was originally using Ben as a vessel while going by the name BEN. is made. Before he disappeared, Drowned revealed the Lunar Children gave SKM a Gas Mask in 2011. However, there's some conflicting memories of this event that implies that time had been tampered with and SKM was given a copy of the Libro LunarusThe Libro Lunarus is the Lunar Children's holy book. as well.

Tenebris uses his newfound power to manipulate time and bring back Youshouldnthavedonethat.net. Here, the players learn that KaydReminder: Kayd was the player who was given the login information to The Truth by Rosa. He was later hunted down and killed. was also a member of the Moon Children. They also discover the existence of the rest of The Four Giants - Doug, AlexReminder: Alex is the individual who played the haunted Majora's Mask cartridge and was later revealed to be connected to the Moon Children., SpencerReminder: Spencer was one of the higher-ranking Moon Children., and Hank - Kelbris's real name. Just like before, the website was undergoing countless different cyclesAs seen earlier, the website can be reverted back to how it appeared three days prior. However, each time this happens, events play out somewhat differently. Each three day period is referred to as a "Cycle". It's believed that each cycle takes place in a different timeline due to the strange differences experienced in each one. - allowing the players to gain further insight into the Moon Children. It's revealed that Ben was actually Hank's biological son. After Ben was born, Hank neglected his adopted son, who's revealed to be Mat. On April 23rd, 2002, Hank ascended Ben, resulting in both Ben and Tenebris being trapped in the Majora's Mask cartridge. Shortly after this was when Mat killed Hank, accidentally ascending him into both Patrem and KelbrisHank's ascension was a unique classification known as a "Finitor". This results in the creation of a powerful essence (Patrem) and an empty shell (Kelbris). Patrem went on to lead the Lunar Children, while Kelbris became one of The Four Giants..

Players reunited with Jeremy, who was now a spirit wandering the Parallelos - a paranormal realm where Luna and ascended spirits reside. Jeremy was working alongside RosaReminder: Rosa is Mat's sister. She briefly spoke with the players in the past., who revealed that when Kelbris encountered her in the past, he did not kill her but instead warp her to the Parallelos. Here, she met Luna and presumably gained some sort of seer-like abilities. The two revealed that Regiminis was forcing the website through countless cycles in an attempt to break into The TruthReminder - The Truth was the name of a mysterious locked page on the website.. However, the spirits within the website eventually rebelled against Regiminis, allowing the players themselves to enter The Truth and use it's power, temporarily defeating Tenebris.

Strange updates began appearing on Youshouldnthavedonethat.net that seemed to be from a Lunar Child named Hope. Hope claims that she and two of her friends managed to survive the cataclysm that wiped out the Lunar Children in 2016. The three of them were now living in a strange pristine version of The Spire that only they could see. Meanwhile, other updates seemed to imply that both Tenebris and Regiminis were still alive after the events of the previous arc.</p.

Tyler revealed that he had been in a coma for the past several months. He's currently suffering from amnesia and is in possession of a Bullet Necklace of unknown origin. Tyler managed to contact José - a man who retrieved the Lunar Children's Servers to investigate them. Tyler also met Greth - someone who was also experiencing several strange happenings in his life. Greth was suffering from insomnia and being stalked by a man in a mask named The Jaeger. One day, a strange Detour Sign appeared outside Tyler's home. Whenever he touched this sign, Tyler would be teleported to a random location near his home. Tyler's Bullet Necklace was briefly stolen by SKM, who had supposedly managed to recover his brother Max at some point. SKM somehow infused Max's spirit into the Bullet Necklace before giving it back to Tyler.

Meanwhile, Greth's insomnia worsened. The players managed to finally put him to sleep using The Ocarina. This turned out to be a mistake, however, as it was soon revealed that Patrem was now residing inside of Greth. With Greth finally asleep, Patrem was able to possess his body much like how he did with Vincent. Meanwhile, players discovered the Astral Observatory - a group of paranormal enthusiasts. However, it was quickly made clear that this group held some connection to the Lunar Children. Its members include an anime fangirl named Yuukichan, an internet troll named Moonman, a conspiracy theorist named NotAHoax, a gamer and roleplayer named Kaiden, an old man named Samuel, two members who were currently missing named Yugi and IsocelesAssassin, and the group's suspicious leader, Nocta.

Moonman began contacting the players in private. Here, he revealed that while the players were in a timeline known as the Prime Timeline, the Astral Observatory and its members were in a separate one - the Astral Timeline. Moonman himself was the Astral version of Greth, while Nocta seemed to be the Astral version of Regiminis - though he also held some unknown connection to Kayd. After a while, Yuukichan began acting strangely. It was later revealed that she had been ascended - possibly by Nocta himself. Afterwards, Alex appeared in his malicious ascended form and taunted the players, claiming that Tyler had been taken somewhere.

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