Our Horizon Arc

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July 9th, 2019

  • At 7:39 PM, the player Mugen Kagemaru discovered that a new video had been uploaded to Silentdork - "| | | | | |". target=_blank

7/9/19 - "| | | | | |" - YouTube (Silentdork)

This short video simply consists of a dark object moving in front of the camera.

Updates

  • YouTube Details:
  • Description: "| | | | |"
  • Tags: N/A
  • At 8:06 PM, players discovered that the video "| | | | | |" had changed. The video was now titled "3 questions will be answered" and the description read "Boredom and habit has forced our hand yet again.".
  • At 9:05 PM, a new video was uploaded to Silentdork - "wolfcat22".




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December 27th, 2019

  • At 3:08 AM, IIIII posted an image of a 3d character T-posing titled "bb.jpg" in the players' Discord server. target=_blank
  • At 6:06 PM, the player Wolfcat posted the audio "1_criminal.mp3" in the players' Discord server - a slowed down parody of another player's voice.

December 28th, 2019

  • At 12:47 AM, WintertideDreams became active in the Discord server and began chatting with the players.

12/28/19 - Chat with WintertideDreams - Discord (Internet Detectives)

WintertideDreams 12:47 AM: ((The image "2_wrap.gif" is posted - a disturbing, smiling face)) target=_blank
WintertideDreams 12:47 AM: ((The image "3_clue.gif" is posted - four squares in a circle numbered one through four)) target=_blank
Xenquility 12:48 AM: "oh hi"
ADULT_LINK 12:49 AM: "first gif look familiar"
Xenquility 12:49 AM: "yeah"
WintertideDreams 12:49 AM: "@Paul_Rudd"
Paul Rudd 12:50 AM: "yeah?"
WintertideDreams 12:50 AM: ((The image "Divergence.gif" is posted - nine books that spell out the word "AGGREGATE")) target=_blank
((WintertideDreams' username changes to "WintertideMemories" and their profile picture changes to a bright blue horizon))
ADULT_LINK 12:50 AM: ":id_rudd:"
WintertideMemories 12:51: ((The image "PAGE000.gif" is posted - a distorted, blue image)) target=_blank
Xenquility 12:52 AM: "kind of looks like https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/johnisdead/images/f/f7/D.gif/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/154?cb=20150904031029"
Xenquility 12:52 AM: "also new profile pic"
WintertideMemories 12:53 AM: "past"
WintertideMemories 12:53 AM: "present"
WintertideMemories 12:53 AM: "future"
WintertideMemories 12:54 AM: "fiction"
WintertideMemories 12:54 AM: "written and verbal"
WintertideMemories 12:54 AM: "Twenty Fourteen"
WintertideMemories 12:55 AM: "Twenty Fifteen"
WintertideMemories 12:55 AM: "soon it will all become one"
WintertideMemories 12:55 AM: "soon it will begin again"
WintertideMemories 12:56 AM: "you guys figuring it out yet?"
WintertideMemories 12:56 AM: "the same old number"
WintertideMemories 12:56 AM: "25"
WintertideMemories 12:56 AM: "this is their goal"
WintertideMemories 12:57 AM: "essentially"
WintertideMemories 12:57 AM: "this is the best I can do for now"
WintertideMemories 12:57 AM: "see you soon"

Summary

  • WintertideDreams posts an image that reads "AGGREGATE" and their username changes to "WintertideMemories". Their avatar also updates to look more like The Producer's.
  • WintertideMemories calls out a player whose username and avatar are from the player Wolfcat's Within Hubris webcomic "Weenie-Licked".
  • WintertideMemories implies that past, present, future, and fiction will "all become one", and that this is "their goal".

Updates

  • Files:
  • 2_wrap.gif - An image of a smiling face that appears similar to "D.gif" - target=_blank
  • 3_clue.gif - An image of four squares with the numbers one through four surrounded by a circle - target=_blank
  • Divergence.gif - An image of four books that spell out the word "AGGREGATE" - target=_blank
  • WintertideMemories' avatar changes to a brighter horizon after posting the image "Divergence.gif" -
  • PAGE000.gif - A heavily distorted blue image - target=_blank
  • At 1:42 PM, WintertideMemories and The Producer became active in the Discord server and began chatting with the players.

12/28/19 - Chat with WintertideMemories and The Producer - Discord (Internet Detectives)

[1:42 PM] WintertideMemories: "damn"
[1:42 PM] WintertideMemories: "either you guys are being super shy and not speaking up"
[1:42 PM] The Producer: "or you didn't fully grasp what happened"
[1:43 PM] ((WintertideMemories leaves the Discord server))
[1:42 PM] The Producer: "and I was trying my darndest, too"
[1:44 PM] The Producer: "guess theres no need to keep the mask around anymore"
[1:44 PM] The Producer: "everyone say goodbye to wintertide memeories"
[1:53 PM] The Producer: "I'll take your stunned silence as "goodbye wintertide and harvest, you two were our favorite characters""
[2:00 PM] Slinky: "Wait wait"
[2:00 PM] Slinky: "Winter"
[2:01 PM] Slinky: "What"
[2:01 PM] Slinky: "What just happened"
[2:02 PM] Slinky: "What"
[2:02 PM] The Producer: "hey there slinky"
[2:02 PM] Slinky: "Prod wtf"
[2:02 PM] Slinky: "Did you just kill winter?"
[2:03 PM] Slinky: "Could winter always speak instead of just posting creepy gifs?"
[2:04 PM] Slinky: "Wtf"
[2:05 PM] The Producer: "Wintertide and Harvest never existed"
[2:05 PM] The Producer: "Well, technically they did exist"
[2:05 PM] The Producer: "They are pieces of myself"
[2:05 PM] The Producer: "Layers, if you will"
[2:05 PM] Slinky: "Ooooooh"
[2:06 PM] Slinky: "It makes kinda sense"
[2:06 PM] Slinky: "But still"
[2:06 PM] Slinky: "What the fuck"
[2:06 PM] The Producer: "The Producer: ""I can’t give you any straight answers but perhaps I can train you”"
[2:06 PM] The Producer: "The Producer: ""prep your thinking”"
[2:06 PM] The Producer: "They were training dummies, essentially"
[2:06 PM] The Producer: "Or textbooks, I guess?"
[2:06 PM] Slinky: "For us?"
[2:07 PM] Slinky: "Damn g what are we gonna fight against if that was only the training"
[2:07 PM] The Producer: "I still can't go into detail, but our boss follows similar logic"
[2:07 PM] Slinky: "So that was your big production?"
[2:07 PM] Slinky: "The thing you have been working on?"
[2:07 PM] The Producer: "nah that shit was smallfry"
[2:07 PM] Slinky: "Holy shit dude"
[2:08 PM] The Producer: "but i did show you bits and pieces as Wintertide"
[2:08 PM] Slinky: "I mean I hoped winter was a hot ghost chick"
[2:08 PM] The Producer: "Wintertide, my "alright buddy time to get down to business and fart out a lotta productions" layer"
[2:08 PM] The Producer: "and Harvest"
[2:08 PM] The Producer: "my"
[2:08 PM] The Producer: "well, lets not get into Harvest"
[2:09 PM] Slinky: "But we should train a LOT if eoeoeo or BUP is even more confusing"
[2:09 PM] The Producer: "BUP's a pretty straightforward fella"
[2:10 PM] The Producer: "eieio is a different story, however"
[2:10 PM] Slinky: "At least I'm glad you weren't a undercover bad guy that just killed a teammate"
[2:11 PM] The Producer: "heh."
[2:11 PM] Slinky: ":okay:"
[2:11 PM] The Producer: "wouldnt that be a hoot"
[2:11 PM] Slinky: "lol idk"
[2:11 PM] Slinky: "Anyways, what are you working on now?"
[2:12 PM] Slinky: "Apart from that super big production you are producing"
[2:12 PM] The Producer: "documentation and plans"
[2:12 PM] The Producer: "another one of my duties is to help coordinate my comrades"
[2:12 PM] Slinky: "ooooh plaaaans"
[2:12 PM] The Producer: "yes"
[2:12 PM] The Producer: "very very secret plans"
[2:13 PM] Slinky: "You mean"
[2:13 PM] The Producer: "very interesting and secret plans i got here"
[2:13 PM] Slinky: "Super very interesting and curious plans?"
[2:13 PM] The Producer: "that, too"
[2:13 PM] The Producer: "would you like me to share an excerpt"
[2:13 PM] Slinky: "Y e s"
[2:13 PM] The Producer: "ok"
[2:13 PM] The Producer: ""Tyler""
[2:13 PM] The Producer: "thats all you get"
[2:14 PM] Slinky: "o"
[2:14 PM] Slinky: "That's kinda enough"
[2:14 PM] The Producer: "im sure this will be very helpful to you in the future"
[2:14 PM] Slinky: "Now we know the spookbois are no longer with tyler"
[2:14 PM] Slinky: "OR"
[2:14 PM] Slinky: "That the BUPbois are planning to Kidnap Tyler from the Spookbois"
[2:14 PM] The Producer: "it could be"
[2:14 PM] Slinky: "Big brain"
[2:14 PM] The Producer: ""get tyler""
[2:14 PM] The Producer: "or "feed tyler""
[2:15 PM] The Producer: "or "ask how tyler is doing""
[2:15 PM] Slinky: "Or wake tyler"
[2:15 PM] The Producer: "the prossibilities are endless"
[2:15 PM] Slinky: "But not too large knowing what the bad guys want to do to tyler"
[2:15 PM] Slinky: "Either"
[2:16 PM] Slinky: ""feed faces" "wake up" "make him sleep" "get" "kill""
[2:16 PM] Slinky: "Or"
[2:16 PM] The Producer: "Tyler is the key to all of this"
[2:16 PM] The Producer: "Because he's a funnier character than we've ever had before"
[2:16 PM] Slinky: ""transport him to another whole dimension""
[2:16 PM] Slinky: "Tyler is the key"
[2:17 PM] The Producer: "I was just quoting George Lucas"
[2:17 PM] The Producer: "dont read into it too much"
[2:17 PM] Slinky: ":GWeulixThonk:"
[2:17 PM] Slinky: "I mean yeah"
[2:17 PM] Slinky: "I still have the Thought around there that BUPbois are just the Spookz"
[2:18 PM] Slinky: "But with different names"
[2:18 PM] Slinky: "And number 5 is BUP"
[2:18 PM] otherLiam: "Nah they’re new people."
[2:18 PM] Slinky: "Aw"
[2:18 PM] otherLiam: "Our allies have never fuckin heard of these guys."
[2:18 PM] otherLiam: "So they’re new to us."
[2:18 PM] otherLiam: "Or, if they’re not"
[2:18 PM] Slinky: "Then yeah these are all the possibilities"
[2:18 PM] Slinky: ""feed faces" "wake up" "make him sleep" "get" "kill" tyler"
[2:18 PM] otherLiam: "the we aren’t gonna figure out who they actually are till they reveal themselves."
[2:19 PM] Slinky: "Probably"
[2:19 PM] The Producer: "also"
[2:19 PM] The Producer: "this might be a bit sudden"
[2:19 PM] The Producer: "but this is probably the last time i will speak to you guys"
[2:19 PM] Slinky: "What"
[2:19 PM] otherLiam: "Oof."
[2:19 PM] Slinky: "U gonna die?"
[2:19 PM] The Producer: "at least like this"
[2:20 PM] The Producer: "nah"
[2:20 PM] otherLiam: "then can i ask a question"
[2:20 PM] Slinky: "Oh shit amalgamation of BUPbois"
[2:20 PM] Slinky: "Spitballing"
[2:20 PM] The Producer: "final queshtown"
[2:20 PM] Slinky: "True lab of BUP'n'co"
[2:20 PM] otherLiam: "Is there any particular reason people involved in all this have to speak in ciphers and creepy gifs, and is there a way to circumvent it?"
[2:20 PM] Slinky: "It's not compulsory"
[2:21 PM] Slinky: "Prod can talk normally"
[2:21 PM] otherLiam: "yeah but not everyone can, it seems like."
[2:21 PM] Slinky: "So I guess the others just do it for BUP?"
[2:21 PM] The Producer: "Some speak cryptically because that's all the can muster - communication through sensations and emotions"
[2:21 PM] The Producer: "Like the deviums seen on Johnisdead.com"
[2:21 PM] Slinky: "Oops"
[2:21 PM] Slinky: "Yeah that makes sense"
[2:21 PM] The Producer: "Others like to hide their true intentions with riddles because they're assholes"
[2:21 PM] The Producer: "Like Tenebris"
[2:22 PM] Slinky: "Also prod that means you have a big brain"
[2:22 PM] The Producer: "Others do it because they are under certain restrictions"
[2:22 PM] The Producer: "I believe this was the case with IIIII, but I cannot speak for them"
[2:22 PM] otherLiam: "“Was”?"
[2:22 PM] Slinky: "Wait was?"
[2:22 PM] Slinky: "And... Under restrictions?"
[2:23 PM] Slinky: "Do the spookz have like... A boss?"
[2:23 PM] The Producer: "Others like me do it because I was trying to convey something special through my words and mannerisms"
[2:24 PM] Slinky: "Damn"
[2:24 PM] Slinky: "That's actually hella useful"
[2:25 PM] The Producer: "It depends on the person"
[2:25 PM] The Producer: "or entity, or whatever"
[2:25 PM] The Producer: "can't speak for everyone"
[2:26 PM] The Producer: "anyways"
[2:26 PM] The Producer: "im gonna :b:op"
[2:26 PM] The Producer: "I still owe you guys a song"
[2:26 PM] Slinky: "Farewell prod"
[2:26 PM] Xenquility: "Yo prod"
[2:26 PM] Xenquility: "Wait"
[2:26 PM] The Producer: "I'll get it to you eventually"
[2:26 PM] The Producer: "whats up xen"
[2:26 PM] Slinky: "Hope we can talk to you soon"
[2:26 PM] The Producer: "Ill still be watching"
[2:27 PM] Xenquility: "I'll miss you man"
[2:27 PM] Slinky: "We love u :GWcmeisterPeepoLove:"
[2:27 PM] The Producer: ":heart:"
[2:27 PM] Xenquility: "And uh"
[2:27 PM] Xenquility: "So I kinda read through the last messages quickly"
[2:27 PM] Xenquility: "Was anything that wintertide or harvest say mean anything?"
[2:28 PM] Slinky: "He said it was just treining. For our brain"
[2:28 PM] The Producer: "They mean things to me"
[2:28 PM] The Producer: "they were extensions of myself"
[2:28 PM] The Producer: "subconscious layers of different parts of my mind
[2:28 PM] The Producer: "if you wanna get pretentious"
[2:29 PM] Xenquility: "And when you say we won't talk to you sgain"
[2:29 PM] Xenquility: "Does that mean one of us will be dying soon?"
[2:29 PM] The Producer: "hopefully not"
[2:30 PM] The Producer: "it just means i'm gonna hop out for a while and focus fully on my productions"
[2:30 PM] The Producer: "I'll no longer be speaking on here as your beloved producer"
[2:30 PM] Xenquility: "Ah alright"
[2:30 PM] Slinky: "You will become The Producer and start to be edgy ?"
[2:30 PM] Slinky: "Oh"
[2:31 PM] The Producer: "nah that charade is over with"
[2:31 PM] Slinky: "Alright then farewell buddy"
[2:31 PM] The Producer: "goodbye coomtectives"
[2:31 PM] The Producer: "ill hit you up with that "killswitch" track you asked for someday"
[2:31 PM] The Producer: "but until then, later alligator"
[2:32 PM] Xenquility: "I hope whatever happens doesnt end in us hating you"
[2:32 PM] ((The Producer leaves the Discord server))

Summary

  • The Producer reveals that WintertideDreams and HarvestMemories were layers of his own subconsciousness. He explains that WintertideDreams was The Producer's straightforward productive mind, but he refuses to explain that HarvestMemories was.
  • The Producer claims that another one of his duties is to help create plans for BUP and IIIII. He shares a single word from the plans he is working on - "Tyler".
  • The Producer tells the players that this is the last time he will speak to them this way.
  • The Producer tells the players that he will still give them the "killswitch" song he promised them someday.
  • The Producer and WintertideMemories both leave the Discord server.
  • At 11:04 PM, TheLaw began chatting with the player Xenquility on Discord via PM's.

12/28/19 - Chat with TheLaw - Discord (PM's)

TheLaw 11:04 PM: "A tournament of souls will be held soon."
Xenquility 11:05 PM: "And what does that mean?"
Xenquility 11:05 PM: "Or more importantly, when?"
TheLaw 11:08 PM: "It means the winner of such an event will have some tangible effect on the future."
TheLaw 11:08 PM: "Maybe tonight. Maybe tomorrow. I'm not sure when."
TheLaw 11:08 PM: "Whenever enough of the participants are in the same area, the battle will emerge."
TheLaw 11:08 PM: "I'll do my due diligence and provide some form of visible representation of the tournament."
Xenquility 1:00 AM: "If I may still ask, what will the tournament consist of?"
TheLaw 1:10 AM: "The essences of the strongest spirits amongst the participants will be condensed and pit against each other.
TheLaw 1:10 AM: "Representations of these souls will be weaved, and locked away in an electronic prison, forced to see it through until the strongest is the only one that is left.
TheLaw 1:10 AM: "You are one of the participants."
Xenquility 1:11 AM: "Who else? (Other than other ID's)"
TheLaw 1:11 AM: "I do not know."

Summary

  • TheLaw informs the players that a "tournament of souls" will soon be held. This tournament will consist of the spirits of various players being pit against one another in an "electronic prison".
  • TheLaw claims that the winner of the tournament will have a tangible effect on the future.

December 29th, 2019

  • At 4:23 PM, IIIII posted the message "I".
  • At 8:28 PM, TheLaw sent the player Xenquility a PM reading "The tournament will begin at the turn of the hour".
  • At 8:30 PM, TheLaw became active in the Discord server and began chatting with the players.

12/29/19 - Chat with TheLaw - Discord (Internet Detectives)

TheLaw 8:30 PM: "I have found a means of providing visual representation, though the visuals I provide does not necessarily consist of what the battles actually constitute."
Slinky 8:30 PM: "What the fuck does that mean"
Slinky 8:30 PM: "I don't know how to english"
TheLaw 8:31 PM: "I have captured the essences of the participant's souls in an electronic medium"
Slinky 8:31 PM: "Ooooh"
Slinky 8:31 PM: "That makes sense"
Xenquility 8:31 PM: "that sounds terrifying"
Slinky 8:31 PM: "WHAT"
ADULT_LINK 8:31 PM: "ar"
ADULT_LINK 8:31 PM: "are we gonna play minecraft hunger games or some shit"
Xenquility 8:31 PM: "LMAO"
Slinky 8:31 PM: "Who is fighting against who"
Slinky 8:31 PM: "First of all"
TheLaw 8:31 PM: "And said medium will provide a staging for this battle."
Slinky 8:32 PM: "So we will just watch a Super JID Bros ultimate tournament?"
Slinky 8:32 PM: "Like we will not actually fight?"
ADULT_LINK 8:32 PM: ">ultimate"
Xenquility 8:32 PM: "inb4 tf2 mge tournament"
ADULT_LINK 8:32 PM: "which of you fuckers has smash"
TheLaw 8:32 PM: "Essentially. Although your souls will. You will be watching the potential defragmentation and destruction of your spirit."
TheLaw 8:32 PM: "Have fun."
Slinky 8:32 PM: "Oh fucking great"
ADULT_LINK 8:32 PM: "oh that sounds fun"
Xenquility 8:33 PM: "Will we be able to prevent that destruction?”
Xenquility 8:33 PM: "Cause I ain't fucking dying"
Xenquility 8:33 PM: "I will stab a bitch if I must"
ADULT_LINK 8:33 PM: "wait“
Slinky 8:33 PM: "I can't wait to see how xen's soul rips my soul in half with his bare hands"
Xenquility 8:33 PM: "fuckin"
ADULT_LINK 8:33 PM: "potential defragmentation?"
Xenquility 8:33 PM: "I didnt let pumpkinhead turn my name orange I aint letting these guys kill me"
ADULT_LINK 8:33 PM: "is that de an accident or are you saying our souls are already fragmented"
Slinky 8:34 PM: "I'm p sure that means we are gonna kill each other"
Xenquility 8:34 PM: "Im guessing mistake"
Xenquility 8:34 PM: "Defragmentation and destruction are kind of"
Xenquility 8:34 PM: "antonyms"
Slinky 8:34 PM: "Either that or this is a lord English type fight (HS spoilers)"
Slinky 8:34 PM: "No they aren't"
Xenquility 8:34 PM: "Unless it means our souls are like"
Xenquility 8:34 PM: "Going to merge"
Slinky 8:35 PM: "Dude I can't wait to fucking play smash WITH MY SOUL"
TheLaw 8:35 PM: "Remember, the turn of the hour if you'd like to watch this battle. I will see you all shortly."
Slinky 8:35 PM: "Where tho"
Xenquility 8:35 PM: "Will it be posted here?"
ADULT_LINK 8:35 PM: "you gonna link us?"
Slinky 8:35 PM: "Livestream?”
TheLaw 8:35 PM: "You will be able to watch it here"
ADULT_LINK 8:35 PM: "oh fuck"
TheLaw 8:35 PM: "Yes."
ADULT_LINK 8:35 PM: "amiibo tourney?"
Xenquility8:35 PM: "Imagine\"
Slinky 8:35 PM: "Ah shit I can't watch it then"
ADULT_LINK 8:35 PM: "why not slinko?"
Slinky 8:35 PM: "Discord Livestreams fry my laptop"
ADULT_LINK 8:36 PM: "o no :c"
Slinky 8:36 PM: "Like, literally"
ADULT_LINK 8:36 PM: "you have a phone?"
Slinky 8:36 PM: "I do”
Slinky 8:36 PM: "But it won't work on mobile devices"
Xenquility8:36 PM: "Will we have influence over this battle, or just the ability to watch?"
ADULT_LINK 8:36 PM: "would that wo"
ADULT_LINK 8:36 PM: "oh"
Slinky 8:36 PM: ":("
Xenquility 8:36 PM: "id like to have a say in whether or not im dying I guess"
Xenquility 8:37 PM: "actually im poretty sure we all would"
Wolfcat 8:37 PM: "no one has a say in whether or not they die"
TheLaw 8:37 PM: "You have already influenced this battle."
ARGdov 8:37 PM: "shit wait shitsh appening"
ARGdov 8:37 PM: "whats going on"
Slinky 8:37 PM: "If someone makes a yt Livestream so I can see it I would suck their metaphorical dick"
Xenquility8:37 PM: "well shit"
Slinky 8:37 PM: "Okay"
Slinky 8:37 PM: "Basically"
TheLaw 8:37 PM: "If it's better, I may be able to provide another means of stream."
TheLaw 8:37 PM: "Though I'm unprepared for such."
Slinky 8:37 PM: "Super smash Bros but with our souls"
ADULT_LINK 8:37 PM: "if we do a youtube stream that'd archive it too"
ARGdov 8:37 PM: "wait"
ADULT_LINK 8:37 PM: "lmao"
ARGdov 8:37 PM: "all our souls are on the line"
ARGdov 8:37 PM: "fuck on a stick"
Xenquility 8:37 PM: "Basically some tournament of souls is happening"
Slinky 8:37 PM: "Yes"
Xenquility 8:38 PM: "whoever wins gets to influence the future"
ARGdov 8:38 PM: "right i know that"
ADULT_LINK 8:38 PM: ":Jefault:"
Xenquility 8:38 PM: "It's starting at 9"
ARGdov 8:38 PM: "oof"
ARGdov 8:38 PM: "wait"
TheLaw 8:38 PM: "If I recall correctly, ARGdov is also a participant"
Xenquility 8:38 PM: "or whenever the next our is for you"
ADULT_LINK 8:38 PM: "6 for us"
Xenquility 8:38 PM: "*hour"
ARGdov 8:38 PM: "who else is playing"
ADULT_LINK 8:38 PM: "haha dov is fucked too"
ARGdov 8:38 PM: "besides us in ID"
Slinky 8:38 PM: "Yo regiminis/thelaw"
ARGdov 8:38 PM: "yup"
ADULT_LINK 8:38 PM: "damn"
Slinky 8:38 PM: "Do I participate?"
TheLaw 8:38 PM: "Yes."
ARGdov 8:38 PM: "if it is minecraft hungergames getting on may be tricky"
Slinky 8:38 PM: "Fucking neat"
ARGdov 8:38 PM: "can we know who our competitors are?"
Slinky 8:38 PM: "It's gonna be a FFA"
Slinky 8:38 PM: "Or like"
TheLaw 8:38 PM: "I will go see if I can prepare a youtube livestream"
ADULT_LINK 8:38 PM: "i think this is gonna be a like"
Slinky 8:38 PM: "Oh yes"
Slinky 8:38 PM: "thanks dude"
TheLaw 8:38 PM: "If that seems to be the consensus?"
ARGdov 8:39 PM: "Fist Fucking Action?"
ARGdov 8:39 PM: "jk"
TheLaw 8:39 PM: "Though I've never done such"
Slinky 8:39 PM: "It ain't that hard"
ARGdov 8:39 PM: "ok"
ARGdov 8:39 PM: "youtube livestream"
ARGdov 8:39 PM: "Im down"
Woflcat 8:39 PM: "CALL ME A FIGHTER"
ARGdov 8:39 PM: "shit when the fuck is my family lighting the candles"
Slinky 8:39 PM: "I think actual yt has a Livestream tool"
ADTUL_LINK 8:39 PM: "if you can that'd be nice, since slinky seems to be unable to watch discord streams"
Wolfcat 8:39 PM: "ILL WIPE THE FLOOR WITH YOU""
ARGdov 8:39 PM: "sorry"
Xenquility 8:39 PM: "All I gotta say"
ARGdov 8:39 PM: "even if the darkest moments"
Xenquility 8:39 PM: "if im gonna die"
Xenquility 8:39 PM: "im not"
Slinky 8:39 PM: "DUDES FIRST TIME IM HYPED FOR JID"
Xenquility 8:39 PM: "or something"
ARGdov 8:39 PM: "I must make innane pop culture references"
ARGdov 8:39 PM: "blame Doug Walker"
Slinky 8:40 PM: "This is fucking great"
Slinky 8:40 PM: "I hope I win"
Xenquility 8:40 PM: "my name is will goddamnit I will will myself to live"
Slinky 8:40 PM: "I'm gonna sentence y'all"
Wolfcat 8:40 PM: "theres no way slinky will win"
Xenquility 8:40 PM: "wait"
TheLaw 8:40 PM: "I will be taking bets"
Xenquility 8:40 PM: "wow okay"
ARGdov 8:40 PM: "Im named after David from the bible"
ARGdov 8:40 PM: "and he was a boss ass fighter"
Xenquility 8:40 PM: "our lives mean that little"
ARGdov 8:40 PM: "so lets do this thing"
Slinky 8:40 PM: "David from the Bible is bad ass"
ADULT_LINK 8:40 PM: "i'm gonna wait to bet till we see whats actually happening"
ARGdov 8:40 PM: "he really is"
ARGdov 8:40 PM: ""lol anyways heres the foreskins you wanted can I marry your daughter?""
Xenquility 8:41 PM: "That Harbestmemories dude seems to want to see everything till the end"
Xenquility 8:41 PM: "Prod seems like a good choice"
Slinky 8:41 PM: "My real name comes from a knight iirc but I will probably die"
Slinky 8:41 PM: "So it's IDs vs IDs rite?"
Xenquility 8:41 PM: "7:11 PM - "But I am determined to see this world through to its end."”
Slinky 8:41 PM: "Free for all"
ADULT_LINK 8:41 PM: "¯\_(ツ)_/¯"
Wolfcat 8:41 PM: "ID's vs kids"
ADULT_LINK 8:41 PM: "we dotn even know what medium this tourney is in"
ARGdov 8:41 PM: "nope others are apparently taking part?"
ARGdov 8:41 PM: "yeah"
ARGdov 8:41 PM: "wish we did"
ARGdov 8:41 PM: "I"
ARGdov 8:42 PM: "need to light the hannukah candles and eat soon"
ARGdov 8:42 PM: "ugh brb"
ADULT_LINK 8:42 PM: "which one of you is gonna be eridan riding on his father Shrek"
Slinky 8:42 PM: "Imagine it's duxking chess"
Wolfcat 8:42 PM: "imagine watching a livestream of chess"
Xenquility 8:42 PM: "fuck kingdom hearts not ff"
Xenquility 8:43 PM: "BUP compares his squad to a scene featuring two characters in the Kingdom Hearts series playing chess that symbolizes how the story plays out in the rest of the franchise except "there are more kids with bad haircuts playing chess” in this case. "
Slinky 8:43 PM: "Sorry everytime I write fucking my phone autocorrectes it to either duxking, FUCKINV or fukcing"
Xenquility 8:43 PM: "The winner here influences the future"
Xenquility 8:43 PM: "Or, how the story plays out"
Xenquility 8:43 PM: "dun dun dun"
Wolfcat 8:43 PM: "xen programmed your phone that way"
Wolfcat 8:43 PM: "your dad doesnt want you cussing"
Slinky 8:43 PM: "I'm gonna fucking sentence y'all if I win"
Slinky 8:43 PM: "Just sayin"
Wolfcat 8:43 PM: "ok traitor"
Slinky 8:44 PM: "Ok GameJacker"
Xenquility 8:44 PM: "mr oath to elegy"
Slinky 8:44 PM: "Dude we need xen to fuck up sometime so I can make fun of him"
ARGdov 8:44 PM: "oh man i have so many things i wanna do rn"
ARGdov 8:44 PM: "Ben is playing GTA V, josh is playin modded MC"
ARGdov 8:44 PM: "theres this"
Slinky 8:44 PM: "I'm getting my switch tomorrow with ssbu :)"
ARGdov 8:44 PM: "ayy nice"
Xenquility 8:45 PM: "motherfucker a computer and a switch im jealous"
Slinky 8:45 PM: "I opened my piggy bank yesterday :sunglasses:"
ADULT_LINK 8:45 PM: "i need to finally clean bens blood off of my switch so i can play handheld"
Slinky 8:45 PM: "Now I wonder where that blood comes from"
Xenquility 8:45 PM: "bens blood new arg"
ADULT_LINK 8:45 PM: "i've barely touched my switch since halloween"
ADULT_LINK 8:45 PM: "blood came from van crash"
Xenquility 8:45 PM: "died in a car crash instead of drowning"
Slinky 8:45 PM: "Ooooh"
ADULT_LINK 8:46 PM: "theres not even much on the switch"
ADULT_LINK 8:46 PM: "and its like, smudged so its barely noticable as blood"
Slinky 8:46 PM: "I once hitted a dude with my DS and oxygenated water and normal water works good for screens and shit"
ADULT_LINK 8:47 PM: "oh shit talking about the swticth reminded me"
ADULT_LINK 8:47 PM: "i want to emulate and mod BOTW on my laptop and stream it sometime"
Slinky 8:47 PM: "Y'all laptops came from the future?"
ADULT_LINK 8:47 PM: "no its a few years old and tbh half dead"
ADULT_LINK 8:47 PM: "but its got good parts so"
Slinky 8:47 PM: "Mine can't even run obs"
ADULT_LINK 8:48 PM: "oof"
ADULT_LINK 8:48 PM: "i cant afford to get a new laptop, and i dont know whats actually fucked up in it to try to fix it :c"
Slinky 8:48 PM: "Dang"
Slinky 8:48 PM: "You could ask in a store what's broken but fix it yourself?"
ADULT_LINK 8:49 PM: "nah, no stores to do that at anywhere near me"
Slinky 8:49 PM: "oof"
ADULT_LINK 8:49 PM: "also bringing it to a shop would cost money"
Slinky 8:49 PM: "oof x2"
ADULT_LINK 8:49 PM: "yea"
Slinky 8:49 PM: "Yo super random question I just had"
ADULT_LINK 8:50 PM: "?"
Slinky 8:50 PM: "Do you guys have this kind of wall too there on the free land?"
Xenquility 8:50 PM: "Yeah"
Slinky 8:50 PM: "Its like paint stacked on paint"
ADULT_LINK 8:50 PM: "yeah my walls are like that but white"
Xenquility 8:50 PM: "Same here"
Slinky 8:50 PM: "Mines are white too it's just the LED fucking with the camera"
ADULT_LINK 8:50 PM: "bumpy ass paint"
Wolfcat 8:50 PM: "dumpy ass"
Wolfcat 8:50 PM: "*b"
ADULT_LINK 8:50 PM: "not fun to like, fall over and scrape your arm on"
Xenquility 8:51 PM: "I like this type of paint for eating"
Xenquility 8:51 PM: "great texture"
Slinky 8:51 PM: "I hate it but love it at the same time"
Slinky 8:51 PM: "I can't touch normal paint"
Slinky 8:51 PM: "I have a meltdown if I do"
Xenquility 8:51 PM: "How so?"
ADULT_LINK 8:51 PM: "what"
Xenquility 8:51 PM: "Like a "It feels weird" type of thing?"
ARGdov 8:51 PM: "What"
Slinky 8:52 PM: "So this one saves me, BUT I fuckign hate when I accidentally scratch myself and like leave my skin on the wall"
Slinky 8:52 PM: "Also yeah my body tingles and I cringe"
Xenquility 8:52 PM: "Ah that happens to me with certain things too"
ADULT_LINK 8:52 PM: "you dont like s m o o t h paint?"
Slinky 8:52 PM: "Nope"
ADULT_LINK 8:52 PM: "wait but"
Xenquility 8:52 PM: "like styrofoam"
Xenquility 8:52 PM: "I hate the noise"
ADULT_LINK 8:52 PM: "wait"
Slinky 8:52 PM: "I love styrofoam"
ADULT_LINK 8:52 PM: "do you dislike all smooth things?"
ADULT_LINK 8:53 PM: "or just paint"
Slinky 8:53 PM: "Nope"
Slinky 8:53 PM: "Like"
Slinky 8:53 PM: "Paint and this fucking kind of fabric"
ADULT_LINK 8:53 PM: "th"
ADULT_LINK 8:53 PM: "thats so smooth"
Xenquility 8:53 PM: "Yeah I can understand that I guess"
TheLaw 8:54 PM: "It seems as if youtube isn't working well."
Slinky 8:54 PM: "Aw"
ADULT_LINK 8:54 PM: "bro are you sure you'd like vaporeon? slippery = smooth"
Slinky 8:54 PM: "No no no"
Xenquility 8:54 PM: "I like smooth stuff but I have some things that make me get goosebumps too"
Slinky 8:54 PM: "Yo um"
Xenquility 8:54 PM: "Ill record it"
Slinky 8:54 PM: "Could any kind soul Livestream it?"
Slinky 8:54 PM: "Oh"
Slinky 8:54 PM: "Kk"
Slinky 8:54 PM: "I'll just"
Xenquility 8:54 PM: "Actually if anyone can stream their discord"
Slinky 8:54 PM: "Cry and wait until it ends"
Xenquility 8:54 PM: "like on twitch"
Xenquility 8:55 PM: "My braindead brain doesn't know how"
ADULT_LINK 8:55 PM: "i dont have anything to stream to twitch from rn"
Xenquility 8:55 PM: "@otherLiam"
ADULT_LINK 8:55 PM: "i did at one point but not currently"
Slinky 8:55 PM: "Yo now that I'm noticing this plush has fucking cum stains, fucking nadty"
Xenquility 8:55 PM: "wait what"
Slinky 8:55 PM: "And they are not mine"
ARGdov 8:55 PM: "I think slinky deserves an award"
Slinky 8:55 PM: "Yeah like a big dry spot"
ARGdov 8:55 PM: "For constantly saying the darndest things"
Xenquility 8:56 PM: "best segue"
Slinky 8:56 PM: "It's like fucking petrified I'm not inviting my friends anymore what the fuck"
Xenquility 8:56 PM: "yo liam shit's abouta happen"
Xenquility 8:56 PM: "the tournament"
otherLiam 8:56 PM: "why am i being pinged"
Xenquility 8:56 PM: "the tournament"
ADULT_LINK 8:56 PM: "upd8"
Slinky 8:56 PM: "Liam"
Wolfcat 8:56 PM: "https://twitter.com/StrangestMp4/status/1203025685842812928"
Xenquility 8:56 PM: "is abouta go down"
otherLiam 8:56 PM: "im busy"
Xenquility 8:56 PM: "in four minutes"
otherLiam 8:56 PM: "dont lose"
Wolfcat 8:56 PM: "my soul beating the shit out of your souls"
Slinky 8:56 PM: "Could you stream the tournament?"
Slinky 8:56 PM: "Aw"
Slinky 8:56 PM: "Nvm"
Slinky 8:57 PM: "Well then xen record it and narrate it in text 4 me pls"
Xenquility 8:57 PM: "okay retired player"
otherLiam 8:57 PM: "anyone can stream the tournament"
ADULT_LINK 8:57 PM: "i think its like"
otherLiam 8:57 PM: "download obs and make a twitch"
Slinky 8:57 PM: "In 3 minutes?"
ADULT_LINK 8:57 PM: "cpucs: id edition"
Slinky 8:57 PM: "Okay guys I'm joining the call anyways"
Slinky 8:57 PM: "Even tho I can't watch the stream I can still join the vc"
ARGdov 8:58 PM: "Wait obs?"
ARGdov 8:58 PM: "Whats that sorry"
Xenquility 8:58 PM: "streaming/recording software"
ARGdov 8:58 PM: "Ah"
Slinky 8:58 PM: "Yeah"
Slinky 8:58 PM: "Pretty neat"
ADULT_LINK 8:58 PM: "Open Broadcasting Software"
Slinky 8:58 PM: "Should we join the call now?"
Slinky 8:58 PM: "Or do we wait until the law joins"
Slinky 8:59 PM: "Oh shit it's happening"
Slinky 8:59 PM: "2:59"
ADULT_LINK 8:59 PM: "oh yeah timezones"
ADULT_LINK 8:59 PM: "its like 3 AM for you"
ADULT_LINK 8:59 PM: "wild"
Slinky 8:59 PM: "Oh yeah lmfao"
otherLiam 8:59 PM: "how do i bet"
Slinky 9:00 PM: "T i m e z o n e s"
Slinky 9:00 PM: "I bet on myself and on my dad"
ADULT_LINK 9:00 PM: "dunno liam"
otherLiam 9:00 PM: "i bet 100 ID Bucks Slinky will fuck everything up"
ADULT_LINK 9:00 PM: "we're still not sure what medium the tourney is in"
Slinky 9:00 PM: "What do I bet? My soul"
Xenquility 9:00 PM: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9wWBjnaEck"
Xenquility 9:00 PM: "pretend that says 9"
ADULT_LINK 9:00 PM: "idk if we're actively participating"
Xenquility 9:00 PM: "or whatever time it is for you"
Slinky 9:00 PM: "Kk"
Slinky 9:00 PM: "Yo yo"
Slinky 9:00 PM: "Shits dope"
otherLiam 9:01 PM: "so when we lose this it’s game over right"
Slinky 9:01 PM: "I'm gonna get either fucking massacred by someone"
Slinky 9:01 PM: "Or win"
Xenquility 9:01 PM: "no I dont think"
otherLiam 9:01 PM: "cus our souls get fuckin obliterated"
Xenquility 9:01 PM: "But whoever wins influences the future"
ADULT_LINK 9:01 PM: "they're also being defragmented"
Slinky 9:01 PM: "And aggregated"
Slinky 9:01 PM: "(no they aren't btw)"
TheLaw 9:02 PM: "I believe I have found a way to make this work for all of us."
TheLaw 9:02 PM: "Please join me here."
TheLaw :02 PM: "https://www.twitch.tv/theheavyhandofthelaw"
Slinky 9:02 PM: "YES"
Slinky 9:02 PM: "Okay let's go mfers"
ADULT_LINK 9:02 PM: "whadda fuck"
ADULT_LINK 9:02 PM: "what game is this"
Slinky 9:02 PM: "ITS SOULCALIBUR"
ADULT_LINK 9:02 PM: "haha holy shit"
Slinky 9:02 PM: "THE FUCKING GAME DAWN PLAYS EVERY TLME"
TheLaw 9:03 PM: "The tournament will begin in two minutes.

Summary

  • TheLaw informs the players that the "Tournament of Souls" will be starting soon.
  • TheLaw sets up a Twitch account named "theheavyhandofthelaw to stream the tournament, which is taking place in the video game "Soul Calibur 4"
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