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<choose>
 
<choose>
<option>On Chrismas Eve</option
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<option>On Chrismas Eve</option>
 
<option>On Undecim Nocte</option>
 
<option>On Undecim Nocte</option>
 
<option>On this very day</option>
 
<option>On this very day</option>
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</choose> Arc</b> began.
 
</choose> Arc</b> began.
  
First, <choose>
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First, <b><choose>
 
<option>John</option>
 
<option>John</option>
 
<option>Tyler</option>
 
<option>Tyler</option>
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<option>Nocta</option>
 
<option>Nocta</option>
 
<option>Luna</option>
 
<option>Luna</option>
</choose> <choose>
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</choose></b> <choose>
 
<option>ate</option>
 
<option>ate</option>
 
<option>killed</option>
 
<option>killed</option>
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<option>aggregated to</option>
 
<option>aggregated to</option>
 
<option>married</option>
 
<option>married</option>
<option><nowiki><span style="font-family:Monospace;">[CENSORED]</span></nowiki></option>
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<option>(CENSORED)</option>
 
<option>obliterated</option>
 
<option>obliterated</option>
 
<option>cranked</option>
 
<option>cranked</option>
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<option>confirmed the canonicity of</option>
 
<option>confirmed the canonicity of</option>
 
<option>discovered that they were the bastard lovechild of</option>
 
<option>discovered that they were the bastard lovechild of</option>
</choose> <choose>
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</choose> <b><choose>
 
<option>the Lunar Children</option>
 
<option>the Lunar Children</option>
 
<option>The Internet Detectives</option>
 
<option>The Internet Detectives</option>
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<option>Nocta</option>
 
<option>Nocta</option>
 
<option>Luna</option>
 
<option>Luna</option>
</choose>. This <choose>
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</choose></b>. This <choose>
 
<option>left the nation in a state of absolute turmoil.</option>
 
<option>left the nation in a state of absolute turmoil.</option>
 
<option>came as a shock to no one.</option>
 
<option>came as a shock to no one.</option>
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</choose>
 
</choose>
  
A few days later, <choose>
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A few days later, <b><choose>
 
<option>John</option>
 
<option>John</option>
 
<option>Tyler</option>
 
<option>Tyler</option>
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<option>Nocta</option>
 
<option>Nocta</option>
 
<option>Luna</option>
 
<option>Luna</option>
</choose> <choose>
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</choose></b> <choose>
 
<option>ate</option>
 
<option>ate</option>
 
<option>killed</option>
 
<option>killed</option>
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<option>aggregated to</option>
 
<option>aggregated to</option>
 
<option>married</option>
 
<option>married</option>
<option><nowiki><span style="font-family:Monospace;">[CENSORED]</span></nowiki></option>
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<option>(CENSORED)</option>
 
<option>obliterated</option>
 
<option>obliterated</option>
 
<option>cranked</option>
 
<option>cranked</option>
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<option>confirmed the canonicity of</option>
 
<option>confirmed the canonicity of</option>
 
<option>discovered that they were the bastard lovechild of</option>
 
<option>discovered that they were the bastard lovechild of</option>
</choose> <choose>
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</choose> <b><choose>
 
<option>the Lunar Children</option>
 
<option>the Lunar Children</option>
 
<option>The Internet Detectives</option>
 
<option>The Internet Detectives</option>
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<option>Nocta</option>
 
<option>Nocta</option>
 
<option>Luna</option>
 
<option>Luna</option>
</choose>.
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</choose></b>. This was considered <choose>
 
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<option>the first true act of heroism in the Within Hubris community</option>
After that, <choose>
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<option>to be an honest to god mercy to all those involved</option>
<option>John</option>
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<option>really massively fucking homosexual</option>
<option>Tyler</option>
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<option>illegal in several countries</option>
<option>Patrem</option>
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<option>"<span style="font-style:italic;">freaking epic</span>"</option>
<option>Fascio</option>
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<option>pretty alright</option>
<option>Xenquility</option>
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<option>career suicide</option>
<option>Chalcol</option>
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<option>unmarketable on many levels</option>
<option>Pako</option>
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<option>offensive to several minority groups</option>
<option>Laches</option>
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</choose> and the whole event was <choose>
<option>Wolfcat</option>
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<option>ignored.</option>
<option>Mugen</option>
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<option>celebrated.</option>
<option>Mat</option>
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<option>swept under the rug.</option>
<option>Greth</option>
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<option>memory holed.</option>
<option>Erika</option>
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<option>memed about.</option>
<option>Edwin</option>
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<option>made into an ARG.</option>
<option>Alex Hall</option>
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</choose>
<option>Ryucocky</option>
 
<option>The person reading this</option>
 
<option>The Producer</option>
 
<option>Jeff</option>
 
<option>Dense</option>
 
<option>Slinky</option>
 
<option>Moonman</option>
 
<option>Yuukichan</option>
 
<option>NotAHoax</option>
 
<option>CircleHunter</option>
 
<option>Nocta</option>
 
<option>Luna</option>
 
</choose> <choose>
 
<option>ate</option>
 
<option>killed</option>
 
<option>defeated</option>
 
<option>aggregated to</option>
 
<option>married</option>
 
<option><nowiki><span style="font-family:Monospace;">[CENSORED]</span></nowiki></option>
 
<option>obliterated</option>
 
<option>cranked</option>
 
<option>went on a date with</option>
 
<option>fantasized about</option>
 
<option>made a smut fic about</option>
 
<option>started a polycule with</option>
 
<option>moved in with</option>
 
<option>deeply pondered the concept of</option>
 
<option>created</option>
 
<option>used arcane magic to manifest</option>
 
<option>literally fucking shitted on</option>
 
<option>sought out the guidance of</option>
 
<option>played Roblox with</option>
 
<option>robbed</option>
 
<option>started a let's play channel with</option>
 
<option>committed several acts of terrorism with</option>
 
<option>confirmed the canonicity of</option>
 
<option>discovered that they were the bastard lovechild of</option>
 
</choose> <choose>
 
<option>the Lunar Children</option>
 
<option>The Internet Detectives</option>
 
<option>Within Hubris</option>
 
<option>John</option>
 
<option>Tyler</option>
 
<option>Patrem</option>
 
<option>Fascio</option>
 
<option>Xenquility</option>
 
<option>Chalcol</option>
 
<option>Pako</option>
 
<option>Laches</option>
 
<option>Wolfcat</option>
 
<option>Mugen</option>
 
<option>Mat</option>
 
<option>Greth</option>
 
<option>Erika</option>
 
<option>Edwin</option>
 
<option>Alex Hall</option>
 
<option>Ryucocky</option>
 
<option>The person reading this</option>
 
<option>The Producer</option>
 
<option>Jeff</option>
 
<option>Dense</option>
 
<option>Slinky</option>
 
<option>Moonman</option>
 
<option>Yuukichan</option>
 
<option>NotAHoax</option>
 
<option>CircleHunter</option>
 
<option>Nocta</option>
 
<option>Luna</option>
 
</choose>.
 

Latest revision as of 18:55, 20 September 2024

I forgot the date, but at some point in the 80s, the Russian Children Arc began.

First, Yuukichan robbed The Producer. This came as a shock to no one. Everyone thought that this was par for the course and they decided to seek professional help.

A few days later, Mat defeated Tyler. This was considered offensive to several minority groups and the whole event was memed about.