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<choose>
 
<choose>
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<option>On Chrismas Eve</option>
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<option>On Undecim Nocte</option>
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<option>On this very day</option>
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<option>On April 23rd</option>
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<option>On New Year's Eve</option>
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<option>On November 23rd</option>
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<option>On March 24th</option>
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<option>I forgot the date, but at some point</option>
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</choose> in <choose>
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<option>2024</option>
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<option>2023</option>
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<option>2022</option>
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<option>2021</option>
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<option>2020</option>
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<option>2019</option>
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<option>2018</option>
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<option>2017</option>
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<option>2016</option>
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<option>2015</option>
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<option>2012</option>
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<option>2011</option>
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<option>2002</option>
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<option>1999</option>
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<option>1990</option>
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<option>the 90s</option>
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<option>the 80s</option>
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<option>in the future</option>
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</choose>, the <b><choose>
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<option>Giga</option>
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<option>Final</option>
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<option>Squishy</option>
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<option>Smeely</option>
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<option>Lunar</option>
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<option>Moon</option>
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<option>Orbital</option>
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<option>Russian</option>
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<option>Sigma</option>
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<option>Skibidi</option>
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<option>Josomos</option>
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<option>Internet</option>
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<option>Jordi</option>
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<option>Mugen</option>
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</choose> <choose>
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<option>Moon</option>
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<option>Fascio</option>
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<option>Kagemaru</option>
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<option>Children</option>
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<option>Wild</option>
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<option>Detectives</option>
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<option>Stare</option>
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<option>Balls</option>
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<option>Truth</option>
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</choose> Arc</b> began.
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First, <b><choose>
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<option>John</option>
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<option>Tyler</option>
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<option>Patrem</option>
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<option>Fascio</option>
 +
<option>Xenquility</option>
 +
<option>Chalcol</option>
 +
<option>Pako</option>
 +
<option>Laches</option>
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<option>Wolfcat</option>
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<option>Mugen</option>
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<option>Mat</option>
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<option>Greth</option>
 +
<option>Erika</option>
 +
<option>Edwin</option>
 +
<option>Alex Hall</option>
 +
<option>Ryucocky</option>
 +
<option>The person reading this</option>
 +
<option>The Producer</option>
 +
<option>Jeff</option>
 +
<option>Dense</option>
 +
<option>Slinky</option>
 +
<option>Moonman</option>
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<option>Yuukichan</option>
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<option>NotAHoax</option>
 +
<option>CircleHunter</option>
 +
<option>Nocta</option>
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<option>Luna</option>
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</choose></b> <choose>
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<option>ate</option>
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<option>killed</option>
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<option>defeated</option>
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<option>aggregated to</option>
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<option>married</option>
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<option>(CENSORED)</option>
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<option>obliterated</option>
 +
<option>cranked</option>
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<option>went on a date with</option>
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<option>fantasized about</option>
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<option>made a smut fic about</option>
 +
<option>started a polycule with</option>
 +
<option>moved in with</option>
 +
<option>deeply pondered the concept of</option>
 +
<option>created</option>
 +
<option>used arcane magic to manifest</option>
 +
<option>literally fucking shitted on</option>
 +
<option>sought out the guidance of</option>
 +
<option>played Roblox with</option>
 +
<option>robbed</option>
 +
<option>started a let's play channel with</option>
 +
<option>committed several acts of terrorism with</option>
 +
<option>confirmed the canonicity of</option>
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<option>discovered that they were the bastard lovechild of</option>
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</choose> <b><choose>
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<option>the Lunar Children</option>
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<option>The Internet Detectives</option>
 +
<option>Within Hubris</option>
 +
<option>John</option>
 +
<option>Tyler</option>
 +
<option>Patrem</option>
 +
<option>Fascio</option>
 +
<option>Xenquility</option>
 +
<option>Chalcol</option>
 +
<option>Pako</option>
 +
<option>Laches</option>
 +
<option>Wolfcat</option>
 +
<option>Mugen</option>
 +
<option>Mat</option>
 +
<option>Greth</option>
 +
<option>Erika</option>
 +
<option>Edwin</option>
 +
<option>Alex Hall</option>
 +
<option>Ryucocky</option>
 +
<option>The person reading this</option>
 +
<option>The Producer</option>
 +
<option>Jeff</option>
 +
<option>Dense</option>
 +
<option>Slinky</option>
 +
<option>Moonman</option>
 +
<option>Yuukichan</option>
 +
<option>NotAHoax</option>
 +
<option>CircleHunter</option>
 +
<option>Nocta</option>
 +
<option>Luna</option>
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</choose></b>. This <choose>
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<option>left the nation in a state of absolute turmoil.</option>
 +
<option>came as a shock to no one.</option>
 +
<option>was to be expected.</option>
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<option>went down as the coolest thing in Within Hubris history.</option>
 +
<option>led to events too abhorrent to catalogue in the wiki.</option>
 +
<option>was all caught on video and uploaded to <b>Silentdork</b>.</option>
 +
<option>attracted hordes of Spanish fans.</option>
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<option>got them all doxed on the dark web.</option>
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<option>was later made into an unfunny meme.</option>
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</choose> Everyone thought that this was <choose>
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<option>pretty fuckin' gay</option>
 +
<option>alright</option>
 +
<option>expected</option>
 +
<option>par for the course</option>
 +
<option>magnificent</option>
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<option>beautiful</option>
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<option>cool</option>
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<option>quite unorthodox</option>
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<option>cringy</option>
 +
<option>epic</option>
 +
<option>pretty understandable</option>
 +
<option>new and exciting</option>
 +
<option>the purest example of heterosexuality</option>
 +
<option>cancel-worthy</option>
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</choose> and they <choose>
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<option>proceeded to follow suit.</option>
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<option>made fanart of the event.</option>
 +
<option>adjusted their Johnisdead ships accordingly.</option>
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<option>took legal action immediately.</option>
 +
<option>decided to seek professional help.</option>
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<option>initiated <b style="color:red;">THE ORGY</b>.</option>
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<option>recorded the whole thing.</option>
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<option>wouldn't shut the fuck up about it.</option>
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<option>updated the timeline accordingly.</option>
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</choose>
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 +
A few days later, <b><choose>
 
<option>John</option>
 
<option>John</option>
 
<option>Tyler</option>
 
<option>Tyler</option>
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<option>Erika</option>
 
<option>Erika</option>
 
<option>Edwin</option>
 
<option>Edwin</option>
</choose> <choose>
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<option>Alex Hall</option>
 +
<option>Ryucocky</option>
 +
<option>The person reading this</option>
 +
<option>The Producer</option>
 +
<option>Jeff</option>
 +
<option>Dense</option>
 +
<option>Slinky</option>
 +
<option>Moonman</option>
 +
<option>Yuukichan</option>
 +
<option>NotAHoax</option>
 +
<option>CircleHunter</option>
 +
<option>Nocta</option>
 +
<option>Luna</option>
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</choose></b> <choose>
 
<option>ate</option>
 
<option>ate</option>
 
<option>killed</option>
 
<option>killed</option>
<option>found</option>
 
 
<option>defeated</option>
 
<option>defeated</option>
 
<option>aggregated to</option>
 
<option>aggregated to</option>
</choose> <choose>
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<option>married</option>
<option>a whole pizza</option>
+
<option>(CENSORED)</option>
 +
<option>obliterated</option>
 +
<option>cranked</option>
 +
<option>went on a date with</option>
 +
<option>fantasized about</option>
 +
<option>made a smut fic about</option>
 +
<option>started a polycule with</option>
 +
<option>moved in with</option>
 +
<option>deeply pondered the concept of</option>
 +
<option>created</option>
 +
<option>used arcane magic to manifest</option>
 +
<option>literally fucking shitted on</option>
 +
<option>sought out the guidance of</option>
 +
<option>played Roblox with</option>
 +
<option>robbed</option>
 +
<option>started a let's play channel with</option>
 +
<option>committed several acts of terrorism with</option>
 +
<option>confirmed the canonicity of</option>
 +
<option>discovered that they were the bastard lovechild of</option>
 +
</choose> <b><choose>
 
<option>the Lunar Children</option>
 
<option>the Lunar Children</option>
 
<option>The Internet Detectives</option>
 
<option>The Internet Detectives</option>
 
<option>Within Hubris</option>
 
<option>Within Hubris</option>
<option>their ass</option>
 
 
<option>John</option>
 
<option>John</option>
 
<option>Tyler</option>
 
<option>Tyler</option>
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<option>Erika</option>
 
<option>Erika</option>
 
<option>Edwin</option>
 
<option>Edwin</option>
 +
<option>Alex Hall</option>
 +
<option>Ryucocky</option>
 +
<option>The person reading this</option>
 +
<option>The Producer</option>
 +
<option>Jeff</option>
 +
<option>Dense</option>
 +
<option>Slinky</option>
 +
<option>Moonman</option>
 +
<option>Yuukichan</option>
 +
<option>NotAHoax</option>
 +
<option>CircleHunter</option>
 +
<option>Nocta</option>
 +
<option>Luna</option>
 +
</choose></b>. This was considered <choose>
 +
<option>the first true act of heroism in the Within Hubris community</option>
 +
<option>to be an honest to god mercy to all those involved</option>
 +
<option>really massively fucking homosexual</option>
 +
<option>illegal in several countries</option>
 +
<option>"<span style="font-style:italic;">freaking epic</span>"</option>
 +
<option>pretty alright</option>
 +
<option>career suicide</option>
 +
<option>unmarketable on many levels</option>
 +
<option>offensive to several minority groups</option>
 +
</choose> and the whole event was <choose>
 +
<option>ignored.</option>
 +
<option>celebrated.</option>
 +
<option>swept under the rug.</option>
 +
<option>memory holed.</option>
 +
<option>memed about.</option>
 +
<option>made into an ARG.</option>
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</choose>

Latest revision as of 18:55, 20 September 2024

On March 24th in 2002, the Giga Truth Arc began.

First, CircleHunter sought out the guidance of Ryucocky. This left the nation in a state of absolute turmoil. Everyone thought that this was par for the course and they made fanart of the event.

A few days later, CircleHunter sought out the guidance of Patrem. This was considered illegal in several countries and the whole event was swept under the rug.