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<h2>June 18th, 2024</h2>
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At 1:03 AM, Edwin became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and sent the message "<span class="canquote"><nowiki>https://johnisdead.com/karvin</nowiki></span>" in the "<nowiki>#announcements</nowiki>" channel. This led players to discovering "<span class="canquote"><nowiki>https://johnisdead.com/</nowiki></span><b>karvin</b>". This page was titled "<b>OSIK</b>" and contained the image "<b>karvin.gif</b>". <span class="ext-link">[[File:viewimage.png|frameless|link=https://johnisdead.withinhubris.com/images/a/a0/Karvin.gif|target=_blank]]</span> This page also contained the video "<b>osik.mp4</b>". <span class="ext-link">[[File:vid.png|frameless|link=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9FihSDnO74|target=_blank]]</span>
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6/18/24 - "osik.mp4" - Johnisdead.com
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<div class="mw-collapsible-content"><poem>This video begins seemingly where the "Johnisdead Movie Preview Stream" left off. Tyler is standing in the now dilapidated anime convention surrounded by darkness. He is using his phone as a flashlight. He begins moving around the environment in a fashion similar to "Silent Hill' for the PS1.
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Tyler approaches the end of the hall, revealing two panels surrounding a door. He turns around and opens the pause menu, which seems very reminiscent to the "Silent Hill" menu. The following is laid out:
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<span class="vip">Status
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Equipment
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Command
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On
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Off
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Option
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Exit
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Map</span>
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Tyler has two items in his inventory: his Cellphone and the "Death Not". As the cursor hovers over them, the following text appears:
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<span class="vip">No. 1
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Name: Cellphone
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Allows you to see in the Parallelos via its screen. Also provides a light source. It will emit static when monsters are near.
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No. 2
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Name: Death Not
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A beloved keepsake containing a message from Uncle Yo.</span>
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Tyler selects the Death Not, resulting in a pre-rendered image of it appearing on screen along with the following text:
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<span class="vip">"Uncle Yo is doing fine - I mean Caribbean
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island, Cattlelac shaped like a cupcake, he's
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having an absolute blast on his private- Ow…
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OW, my heart, what the hell!? WHAT DID I
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WASTE ALL THAT TIME WRITING ALL
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THOSE- AUURGH"</span>
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Tyler closes the Death Not and exits the menu. He walks over to a nearby door and attempts to open it only to receive the following message:
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<span class="vip">The lock is jammed.</span>
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Tyler moves back to the end of the hall and inspects one of the panels. This results in a pre-rendered image of the panel to appear with the following text:
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<span class="vip">Three angels descend upon the realm.
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Three of One. One of Three.
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The sobbing - those denied tranquility.
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Once beloved, now forlorn.
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His selves ever in turmoil.
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The laughter of the besmirched ascent.
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Shattered and wayward, their cries silenced.
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He seeks retribution of a promise unfounded.
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The governor. False king of empty lands.
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Gluttonous envy drives his hand.
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Their union shall bring about the Resurgence.
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The awakening of the Sleeping Second.</span>
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Tyler checks the door next to the panel only to receive the following message:
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<span class="vip">It won't open…</span>
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Tyler checks the panel on the other side of the door. This results in a pre-rendered image of the panel to appear with the following text:
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<span class="vip">It's a mural with three indentations…</span>
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Tyler continues further down the hall, checking another door that says the following:
  
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<span class="vip">The door is locked.</span>
  
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((WIP))
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Tyler eventually comes across what appears to be a human body strapped to a door. Inspecting it results in a pre-rendered image of it showing on screen with the following text:
  
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<span class="vip">A bloody effigy blocks the door.</span>
  
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Tyler moves back down the hall and enters a door. This room contains a small stage and several chairs. In one of the chairs rests a strange figure with a large, bulbous anime-like head and shiny rods extending from its arms. Tyler observes it for a bit before stepping up onto the stage. Here, he picks up a strange stone sitting on the floor.
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The video transitions into a cutscene of sorts. Here, Tyler is seen inspecting the stone. It appears to have the alchemical symbol for Earth on it. Tyler places the stone in his pocket and turns around. Here, the figure from before is now standing and shuffles towards Tyler. Tyler descends down the stairs and comes face-to-tace with the creature. It takes a swing at him but Tyler manages to run away, circling around to the other side of the stage. Tyler descends the stairs and exits the room. Shortly after entering into the hall, the video ends.
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<h2>June 20, 2024</h2>
 
<h2>June 20, 2024</h2>
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At 1:59 AM, Edwin became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and posted an unarchived message that led to players discovering "<span class="canquote"><nowiki>https://johnisdead.com/</nowiki></span><b>skop</b>". This page was titled "<b>SKOP</b>" and also contained the image "<b>karvin.gif</b>". This page also contained the video "<b>skop.mp4</b>". <span class="ext-link">[[File:vid.png|frameless|link=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oR01OlPtQ0Q|target=_blank]]</span>
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6/20/24 - "skop.mp4" - Johnisdead.com
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<div class="mw-collapsible-content"><poem>This video begins with 3D footage showing the same man in the yellow hazmat-esque suit seen in a few images and videos in the past. The video is reminiscent of a turn-based RPG from the PS1 era. The man walks to the edge of a highway overlooking a strange, distorted landscape. In the distance is a large moon with glowing eyes and an open mouth. It seems to be staring at a large, red, Saturn-shaped object in the distance. The moon is above a variety of twisting, interconnected paths. The Saturn-shaped object is above what appears to be a few smaller structures.
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The man walks to the edge of the highway and selects a button in the top-left corner of the screen labeled as follows:
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<span class="vip">L1 - Lens Mode</span>
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This activates an overlay with the following text:
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<span class="vip">Particle Parser
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R1 - Change Layer</span>
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The man cycles through the following options for the "Particle Parser":
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<span class="vip">- TS Lens</span>
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This option has a blue-colored overlay and shows some white-colored strings alongside the edges of the screen.
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<span class="vip">- Anomaly Lens</span>
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This option has a dark, cloudly, distorted effect.
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<span class="vip">- PU Lens</span>
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This option has a dark effect, revealing a grid of floating cubes high up in the sky.
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<span class="vip">- Skybox Lens</span>
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This option makes everything extremely dark. However, the background becomes much more complex looking.
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<span class="vip">- NULL Lens</span>
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This option makes the entire screen bright green. The man closes the Particle Parser as a distorted, red object begins approaching him. Closing the Particle Parser makes it disappear. The man turns around and leaves, entering into a more open area. This location features an old highway and some greenery. Further off in the distance is a long path to a small building. Far off in the sky is a large, broken, green sphere. The man briefly activates the Particle Parser and switches to the "Anomaly Mode" before deactivating it. A random battle suddenly activates as the screen distorts.
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The video transitions to a battle between the man and a twitching chimera of sorts. In this scene, we get a better look at the background. It seems to feature two more large green spheres closer to the moon and Saturn-shaped object. However, they are still intact. As the battle begins, the man has the following options:
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<span class="vip">Attack
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Devices
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Item
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Escape</span>
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The man's stats seem to be as follows:
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Name: <span class="vip">?????</span>
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HP: <span class="vip">1592</span>
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Energy: <span class="vip">182</span>
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The man chooses the "Attack" option, hitting the enemy for only 63 HP. As he does so, a new icon appears in the top-left corner of the screen that reads as follows:
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<span class="vip">^ Answer Call</span>
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The enemy attacks the man for 342 HP. The man answers the call, bringing up a new overlay. This overlay features a large screen with a strange symbol featuring an eye on it. There is also a smaller screen to the right of this featuring random flashes of strange symbols and imagery. To the left of the screen are three different gauges that read as follows:
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<span class="vip">COM
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NUM.
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STATUS</span>
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There are also wavelengths that follow the audio of the three individuals that will soon be talking on this screen labeled as follows:
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<span class="vip">S
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D
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M</span>
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Through this, the man seems to be labeled "M". Two portraits appear on the bottom of the screen - one for "M" and the other for a man with long hair wearing glasses. He seems to be labeled "S". They begin speaking:
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<span class="vip2">S: "What's your status?"</span>
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<span class="vip3">M: "We've got some hostile… things out here."</span>
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As "M" says this, an image of the chimera-like creature appears on the large screen above. A third man begins speaking. This one is labeled "D" and has blonde hair and goggles.
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<span class="vip4">D: "Well that figures. There probably isn't a floating rock out here without a couple hundred freaks crawling around on it."</span>
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<span class="vip2">S: "I was hoping this Proto Recollection would be clear, but…"</span>
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As "S" says this, an image of a large cube with a landmass inside of it appears on the large screen above.
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<span class="vip2">S: "Well, at least the environment itself hasn't been too affected by the Giga Memory Compression Platonic."</span>
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<span class="vip4">D: "...Do you really have to call it by its full name every time?"
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D: "Just call it GC Major - hell, you could've just said 'The Big Cube'!"</span>
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<span class="vip2">S: "But… It sounds cool."</span>
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<span class="vip4">D: "Look, just take those guys out and get outta there before the cube starts doing its thing!"</span>
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<span class="vip2">S: "Dusk's right. Your survival is top priority. Use my tools however you see fit - that's what they're for, after all."</span>
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<span class="vip3">M: "Right."</span>
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"D"'s name is "Dusk", implying that they are actually Spencer. Assuming that "S" is "Seth", or Mason, it is possible that these three individuals are the Hacker Group, making "M" the mystery third member. The video returns to the battle. "M" selects the "Devices" option, revealing the following options:
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<span class="vip">Charge    —
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Reboot    —
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Analyze    5
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Signal Cannon    8</span>
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He selects "Analyze" which has the following description:
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<span class="vip">Take a snapshot of the enemy for more info.</span>
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"M" uses "Analyze" on the enemy, reducing his energy by 5. The video becomes distorted and focuses on the chimera-like creature as the following text appears:
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<span class="vip">Amalgamation
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This poor abomination consists of several animals fused together. They must have deformed after being stranded on this Proto Recollection and exposed to the environment of the Parallelos…
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It appears to be acting on pure instinct, so you shouldn't have to worry about it pulling any cheap tricks. Watch out for its 'Maul' attack, though - it has a high 'Crit' rate.</span>
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This seems to confirm that "M" is currently in the Parallelos. The battle returns to normal as the Amalgamation uses its "Maul" attack, damaging "M" for 701 HP. "M" once again selects the "Devices" option. However, this time he scrolls further down, revealing the following options:
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<span class="vip">Wraith Trap    8
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Resonance Burst    22
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OoTv2.1    40</span>
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"M" selects "Resonance Burst" which has the following description:
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<span class="vip">Frequency that lowers DEF and ATK of all enemies.</span>
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"M" uses "Resonance Burst" on the enemy, reducing his energy by 22. "M" pulls out a device from his bag that looks similar to a large speaker. A red beam emits from the device, stunning the Amalgamation. "M" once again selects the "Devices" option and selects "Signal Cannon", which has the following description:
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<span class="vip">Blasts single enemy with damaging signals.</span>
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"M" uses "Signal Cannon", pulling a radio-looking device out of his bag and aiming at the enemy. The screen flashes as "M" blasts the Amalgamation, defeating it. A small victory jingle plays as "M" points finger-guns at the camera. A victory screen appears with the following text:
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<span class="vip">Gained EXP!
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Gained LS!
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Exp: 150
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LS: 5
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????? EXP: 202045
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Level: 17 Next: 1955</span>
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"M"'s experience bar is raised as the new experience is applied to his current experience. The screen fades out and returns to the location from before. "M" runs off-screen, loading in a new location. This area is a road that leads to a nearby building. "M" opens the pause menu, which contains the following options:
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<span class="vip">Devices
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Item
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Status
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Spiritus
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Formation
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Journal
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Chat
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Config
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Tutorial
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Save</span>
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The cursor is currently hovering over the "Devices" option, which shows the following description:
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<span class="vip">Use and examine devices.</span>
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"M"'s name, level, HP, and energy, here named "Charge", can be also be seen. The following text is also listed near the bottom:
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<span class="vip">Parallelos - Forested GC Major
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PLAY
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19.37 G</span>
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"M" moves the cursor down the options, revealing a few more descriptions:
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Item: <span class="vip">Use and examine items.</span>
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Status: <span class="vip">View status of party members.</span>
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Spiritus: <span class="vip">Infuse Lenis Spiritus into devices.</span>
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"M" selects the "Items" option, opening the items menu. Here, "M"'s name, HP, and Charge are once again listed, as well as the following options:
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<span class="vip">Use
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Rearrange
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Sort
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Battle</span>
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"M" selects "Use" and begins browsing his items, revealing both their descriptions and amounts:
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<span class="vip">Life Cube S    4   
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Memory of mending. Restores 200 HP.
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Life Cube M    2
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Memory of rejuvenation. Restores 1000 HP.
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Remedy Cube    1
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Memory of a trip to the doctor.. Cures status.
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Revival Cube S    2
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Memory of a resuscitation. Revives with 300 HP.
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Miracle Cube    1
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Memory of a miracle. Restores full HP and Charge.
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Energizing Cube S    3
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Memory of powering up. Restores Charge by 40.
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Oniontryptamine Bomb    7
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A mysterious weapon with a forgotten purpose.
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2D Memories Cassette
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Unpleasent Nostalgia.
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Chai Tea    2
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Calming tea. Cures status and heals 100 HP.
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KeyLogger592
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A device. 'Shre-s-c' is written on the bottom.</span>
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"M" uses three "Life Cube S"'s, bringing his HP back up to a safe amount. "M" exits out of the menu and continues down the path. He opens the Particle Parser. Here, two distorted entities can be seen moving towards him - one red and one green. He switches to the Anomaly Lens before closing the Particle Parser. "M" enters the parking lot of the building. Here, there seems to be several different buildings connected together. As he moves towards it, the video distorts as another random battle occurs.
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The video transitions to another battle. "M" is now facing off against both an Amalgamation and a new enemy that looks more humanoid. "M" uses Resonance Burst on the two enemies, stunning the Amalgamation in the process. The humanoid enemy is unaffected, however, and attacks "M". "M" uses Analyze on the humanoid enemy, revealing the following text:
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<span class="vip">Remnant
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This is what becomes of those stranded within Proto Recollections for too long. Devoid of rational thought, these monstrosities act out of pure malice, targeting whatever moves.
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While their bulking limbs are to be feared, their 'Screech' is far worse, paralyzing any unfortunate enough to be caught within earshot.</span>
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The Remnant uses Screech, paralyzing "M". The Amalgamation proceeds to use Maul on "M", followed up by an attack from the Remnant, heavily damaging "M". "M" selects "Devices" and then selects "OoTv2.1", which has the following description:
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<span class="vip">Utilize the power of the Harbingers.</span>
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"M" uses the OoTv2.1, resulting in a new overlay appearing. Here, "M" enters the "Song of Time" into the device. The screen distorts as a new overlay appears. The following text is seen:
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<span class="vip">You played the "Song of Time"!</span>
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"M" then selects whether to go back one, two, or three turns as the video ends.
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At 4:44 AM, Katu's account became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and posted the image "<b>xob.png</b>" in the #general text channel - an image of a man with a skull t-shirt in a blue tinted environment. <span class="ext-link">[[File:viewimage.png|frameless|link=https://johnisdead.withinhubris.com/File:Box.png|target=_blank]]</span>
 
At 4:44 AM, Katu's account became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and posted the image "<b>xob.png</b>" in the #general text channel - an image of a man with a skull t-shirt in a blue tinted environment. <span class="ext-link">[[File:viewimage.png|frameless|link=https://johnisdead.withinhubris.com/File:Box.png|target=_blank]]</span>
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<h2>July 2nd, 2024</h2>
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At 12:35 AM, Edwin replied "<span class="canquote">lol</span>" to an unknown message in the Internet Detectives Discord server that contained the word "<i>melee</i>". This led to players discovering a new page on Johnisdead.com -  "<span class="canquote"><nowiki>https://johnisdead.com/</nowiki></span><b>melee</b>". This page was titled "<b>MELEE</b>" and contained the video "<b>OFA.mp4</b>". <span class="ext-link">[[File:vid.png|frameless|link=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXg4ckZxfYU|target=_blank]]</span> This page also contained a link to a poll on Strawpoll.com, which will be covered down below.
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<div class="mw-collapsible-content"><poem>The video begins with a simple space background with stars zooming into the background as a keygen song plays in the background. Text begins appearing that reads as follows:
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<span class="vip">A SPECIAL MESSAGE FROM O.F.A. OF THE DECOY</span>
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<span class="vip2">OFA 1: "(coming at you live from 1999)"</span>
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<span class="vip3">OFA 2: "[no we are not, no the Welcome home™ we are not please don't make this more confusing than it needs to be]"</span>
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<span class="vip2">OFA 1: "(ok coming from present day. Its your favorite Welcome home™)"</span>
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<span class="vip3">OFA 2: "[stop saying so much you are bloating the transcript.]"</span>
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<span class="vip4">OFA 3: ""By making use of a type of snapshotting tool, we were able to extract some samples of the 4D structure of the PDB or production dream body.""</span>
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<span class="vip3">OFA 2: "[Tthese last couple rips were some random selections we grabbed while moving up and down the time scale.]"</span>
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<span class="vip4">OFA 3: ""What we can present now in spite of our state under observation is a final sampling. But it felt appropriate to give some control to the people. Aside from the first two being attempts to pull more from the areas already displayed, the final option would entail pulling from a new area on the scale so we can't be sure what will come of it.""</span>
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<span class="vip">A.) SH
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C.) ???</span>
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At an unknown time, players began voting in the Strawpoll found on the page above. This poll was titled "<span class="canquote">Next movie clip?</span>" and contained the same three options found in the video "OFA.mp4">
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At 9:51 PM, the Internet Detectives Discord server's banner briefly changed to an image containing text similar to that found on "OFA.mp4" reading "<span class="canquote">(pokemon go to the polls)</span>". <span class="ext-link">[[File:screenshot.png|frameless|link=https://johnisdead.withinhubris.com/images/2/29/Gotothepoll.png|target=_blank]]</span>
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At 9:51 PM, the player Laches discovered that the page "<span class="canquote"><nowiki>https://johnisdead.com/melee</nowiki></span>" had updated. The link to the Strawpoll poll was now replaced with a link named "<span class="canquote">RESULTS</span>".
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At 9:51 PM, the player Laches discovered that clicking the "RESULTS" link on "<span class="canquote"><nowiki>https://johnisdead.com/melee</nowiki></span>" would redirect players to a new page - "<span class="canquote"><nowiki>https://johnisdead.com/melee/</nowiki></span><b>results</b>". This page was titled "<b>???</b>" and contained the image "karvin.gif". It also contained the video "<b>result.mp4</b>". <span class="ext-link">[[File:vid.png|frameless|link=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUsKZJ6hugE|target=_blank]]</span>
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<div class="transcriptsum mw-collapsible mw-collapsed">
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<p style="display:inline;">
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<b>
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7/2/24 - "result.mp4" - Johnisdead.com
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</b>
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</p>
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<div class="mw-collapsible-content"><poem>The video begins with 3D footage outside of a house. The camera proceeds inside, revealing a living room and a kitchen. Some "The Legend of Zelda" posters can be seen on the walls. The house seems to be in disarray, however, with some trash, paintings, and pots knocked over. Around the house is some purple text that says:
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<span class="vip">LOOKING FOR ME…?
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WHO'S LAUGHING NOW??????
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INSUFFERABLE TRITE"</span>
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The camera proceeds downstairs, where an old computer can be seen in the computer. There is more text pointing towards it that reads:
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<span class="vip">GETTING CLOSER…</span>
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The camera approaches the computer, which has a "Seven of Hearts" card in-front of it. An interact prompt appears and is selected. The video fades out and transitions to a scene of someone in a closet hiding from Regiminis. Regiminis walks around the room for a bit before turning towards the closet, causing the video to glitch out and cut ahead.
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A large, 3D statue of a bird rises out of a strange landscape as the camera enters it through a doorway. The camera moves through a dungeon filled with many "The Legend of Zelda" enemies and assets before finally moving through a long, colorful hallway. This hallway leads to a large room where a girl can be seen standing and holding a bottle with a blue flame inside of it. As the girl turns around, the video suddenly cuts to a shot of Regiminis staring at the camera.
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The video cuts ahead to more 3D footage. Someone is outside in a city-like environment. Buildings in the distance are seemingly warping in and out of reality. The camera looks around at a large building behind it which seems to feature two large towers. The camera turns around and proceeds down a path. The large, red, Saturn-like object can be seen in the sky above - as well as the moon with the open mouth off in the distance. The camera proceeds towards some stairs at the video morphs into real life footage.
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The camera, now seemingly controlled by Tyler, approaches two chairs sitting at the bottom of a staircase. As Tyler continues, he comes across a bike. Tyler approaches a sewer grate on the ground. The camera suddenly shifts position into the sewer grate looking up at Tyler, now in 3D. The camera descends and proceeds through the sewer and slowly distorts as the video tints green.
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A distorted voice speaks while this occurs, though it is difficult to make out. The camera zooms in on an individual at the end of the sewer. He is wearing a hoodie and some goggles. Ther also appears to be a door behind him with a triangular symbol on it.
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The video cuts to black before cutting to a scene seemingly taking place in the "Pillars" Janus room. Here, Regiminis floats above a pool atop one of the pillars. Two figures spawn from his body - one looking dark and skeletal, while the other appears to be wearing a hoodie. The camera zooms out, showing Tyler and Erika standing in-front of the three figures.
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<div class="summary">
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<p class="fauxheader">Summary</p>
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<p class="fauxheader">Updates</p>
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<h2>July 27th, 2024</h2>
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<li>
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At an unknown time, players discovered that the Internet Detectives Discord server banner became a bit more distorted. <span class="ext-link">[[File:screenshot.png|frameless|link=https://johnisdead.withinhubris.com/images/f/f3/IMG_7132.png|target=_blank]]</span>
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<h2>July 31st, 2024</h2>
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<li>
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At 2:17 AM, the player Pako discovered that the Astral Observatory Forums now featured a new board simply titled "<b>----</b>".
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<h2>August 2nd, 2024</h2>
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<ul>
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<li>
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At an unknown time, players discovered that most of the text found on the Astral Observatory Forums had been altered. This text included various system-phrases such as user log-in confirmations and forum options. The text now used GHOSTBABEL's font and it seemed as though she was now the one communicating these phrases with the players. <span class="ext-link">[[File:screenshot.png|frameless|link=https://johnisdead.withinhubris.com/images/7/79/Gbao12.png|target=_blank]]</span> <span class="ext-link">[[File:screenshot.png|frameless|link=https://johnisdead.withinhubris.com/images/0/0b/Ghabo2.png|target=_blank]]</span>
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<h2>September 8th, 2024</h2>
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<ul>
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<li>
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At an unknown time, players discovered that the Internet Detectives Discord server banner became a bit more distorted. <span class="ext-link">[[File:screenshot.png|frameless|link=https://johnisdead.withinhubris.com/images/1/1a/F6Wh7AE.png|target=_blank]]</span>
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<h2>October 31st, 2024</h2>
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<li>
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At 1:17 AM, the player Pako discovered that the Astral Observatory Forums now featured an audio file of an SSTV signal titled "<b>F01.mp3</b>". <span class="ext-link">[[File:listen.png|frameless|link=https://johnisdead.withinhubris.com/images/4/48/F01.mp3|target=_blank]]</span> Once translated, this file revealed what appears to be an image of Mat and The Jaeger along with some text that reads "<span class="canquote">CORRUPTED IMAGE RECOVERY ATTEMPT</span>". <span class="ext-link">[[File:viewimage.png|frameless|link=https://johnisdead.withinhubris.com/images/3/3a/Fo1.jpg|target=_blank]]</span> {{#simple-tooltip-img: http://johnisdead.withinhubris.com/images/a/ae/Lens.png | - Solved by Pako and Laches (8:46 AM - 10/31/24)}}
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At 2:18 AM, the player Pako discovered a new redirect page on Johnisdead.com - "<span class="canquote"><nowiki>https://johnisdead.com/</nowiki></span><b>mesh</b>". This page was titled "<b>mesh</b>" and contained the image "<b>mesh.gif</b>". <span class="ext-link">[[File:viewimage.png|frameless|link=https://johnisdead.withinhubris.com/images/b/b9/Mesh.gif|target=_blank]]</span> This page also contained the audio "<b>mesh.mp3</b>". <span class="ext-link">[[File:listen.png|frameless|link=https://johnisdead.withinhubris.com/images/6/6a/Mesh.mp3|target=_blank]]</span>
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At 2:20 AM, the player Pako discovered a new redirect page on Johnisdead.com - "<span class="canquote"><nowiki>https://johnisdead.com/</nowiki></span><b>eternal</b>". This page was titled "<b>always</b>" and contained the image "<b>always.gif</b>". <span class="ext-link">[[File:viewimage.png|frameless|link=https://johnisdead.withinhubris.com/images/7/73/Always.gif|target=_blank]]</span> This page also contained the audio "<b>eternal.mp3</b>". <span class="ext-link">[[File:listen.png|frameless|link=https://johnisdead.withinhubris.com/images/e/ed/Eternal.mp3|target=_blank]]</span>
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At 2:22 AM, the player Pako discovered a new redirect page on Johnisdead.com - "<span class="canquote"><nowiki>https://johnisdead.com/</nowiki></span><b>sought</b>". This page was titled "<b>lost</b>" and contained the image "<b>found.gif</b>". <span class="ext-link">[[File:viewimage.png|frameless|link=https://johnisdead.withinhubris.com/images/6/6f/Found.gif|target=_blank]]</span> This page also contained the audio "<b>sought.mp3</b>". <span class="ext-link">[[File:listen.png|frameless|link=https://johnisdead.withinhubris.com/images/5/55/Sought.mp3|target=_blank]]</span>
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<li>
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At 2:25 AM, the player Pako discovered a new redirect page on Johnisdead.com - "<span class="canquote"><nowiki>https://johnisdead.com/</nowiki></span><b>madness</b>". This page was titled "<b>madness</b>" and contained the image "<b>madness.gif</b>". <span class="ext-link">[[File:viewimage.png|frameless|link=https://johnisdead.withinhubris.com/images/b/b8/Madness2.gif|target=_blank]]</span> This page also contained the audio "<b>madness.mp3</b>". <span class="ext-link">[[File:listen.png|frameless|link=https://johnisdead.com/madness/madness.mp3|target=_blank]]</span>
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<li>
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At 8:22 AM, the player Laches discovered a new blog entry on the Astral Observatory Forums:
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<div class="transcriptsum mw-collapsible mw-collapsed">
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<b>
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10/31/24 - RESTRICTED ACCESS FILE 18 - Core
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</b>
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</p>
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<div class="mw-collapsible-content"><poem><span class="vip">I remember now.
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They brought it back. All of it.
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I wish they didn’t. Nothing will ever be the same now.
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This will probably be my final entry. I don’t feel like continuing.</span>
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</poem>
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</div>
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</div>
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<div class="summary">
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<p class="fauxheader">Summary</p>
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<div class="fadediv"></div>
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<li>
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Nocta's memories have returned, which he seemingly regrets.
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</li>
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<li>
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Nocta claims he no longer feels motivated to continue writing his journal.
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</div>
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<ul>
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<li>
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At 8:59 PM, Wolfcat's Discord account became active and posted a link to the video "<b>TaintedTownMusic is live!</b>" - a strange livestream being hosted by a Silent Hill OST YouTube channel. <span class="ext-link">[[File:vid.png|frameless|link=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9XYe9q8GvA|target=_blank]]</span> {{#simple-tooltip-img: http://johnisdead.withinhubris.com/images/a/ae/Lens.png | This YouTube link originally only contained a fraction of the URL.<br />- Solved by Pako (8:59 PM - 10/31/24)}}
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<li>
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At an unknown time, the Internet Detectives Discord server banner briefly changed to contain part of the URL for the YouTube video linked above. <span class="ext-link">[[File:screenshot.png|frameless|link=https://johnisdead.withinhubris.com/images/c/c9/E10ff05fa35c01fc1e2a8abb95e7d5d0.png|target=_blank]]</span>
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</li>
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<li>
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At 10:46 PM, Edwin's Discord account became active and sent the image "<b>st.png</b>" in the Internet Detectives Discord server - a distorted screenshot of what appeared to be the above video's YouTube livechat. In this screenshot, the Silentdork account can be seen having posted the following: "<span class="canquote">lmao rip they will never know the sacred mysteries spoken at the very start of this streamn this stream even</span>". <span class="ext-link">[[File:viewimage.png|frameless|link=https://johnisdead.withinhubris.com/images/b/ba/St.png|target=_blank]]</span>
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<h2>November 9th, 2024</h2>
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<ul>
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<li>
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At an unknown time, players discovered that the Internet Detectives Discord server banner became a bit more distorted. <span class="ext-link">[[File:screenshot.png|frameless|link=https://johnisdead.withinhubris.com/images/8/89/Banner23423423.png|target=_blank]]</span>
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</li>
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<h2>November 11th, 2024</h2>
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<ul>
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<li>
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At 4:38 PM, IsocelesAssassin created a thread titled "<b>Everyone still alive?</b>" on the Astral Observatory Forums.
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</ul>
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<div class="transcriptsum mw-collapsible mw-collapsed">
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<p style="display:inline;">
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<b>
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11/11/24 - "Everyone still alive?" - IsocelesAssassin
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</b>
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</p>
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<div class="mw-collapsible-content"><poem><span class="vip">IsocelesAssassin 4:38 PM: "Hey all, it’s been a while so I figured it’d be nice to let you know that we’re not dead; just INCREDIBLY busy. Everyone’s gone their separate ways so it’s been a bit difficult to keep track of everything, though I’ve thankfully managed to keep some degree of contact with them. Anyway, I hope everyone is staying safe on this traditionally notorious day."</span>
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Xenquility 6:26 PM: "hey sexy, good to see you’re still alive too. Hope there are no spooky villains jumping through the parallelos to eat you rn. you been keeping safe from the baddies?"
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<span class="vip">IsocelesAssassin 6:39 PM: "Thankfully. It’s actually been relatively quiet lately; so much so that I’ve taken a page out of Kaiden’s book and decided to start my own series of investigations. I figured it’d be a better use of my time than just sitting at home on my ass."</span>
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Xenquility 6:54: "What’re you looking into? If it’s the same guy as Kaiden… we perhaps have a lead on who that is, if you aren’t sure yet. But it’s the type of answer it might be best to talk around."
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<span class="vip">IsocelesAssassin 8:49 PM: "No, not that. That’s more Kaiden’s department: “The Perpetrator“, as he’s so tactfully dubbed them. I still have my theories, but I’d rather invoke as little as possible regarding that question. I’m realizing now that it’d probably be best to just give a general update in regards to what everyone’s been up to, so I’ll do that before getting into my bullshit."
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IsocelesAssassin 8:49 PM: "First and foremost, Greth’s made an impressive recovery. Last I heard, he’s basically back to his old self, albeit with occasional bouts of dizziness and confusion. He’s supposedly sleeping a hell of a lot more, which is an improvement. He’s still staying with NotAHoax, which is partially why it’s been so hard to hear from him – that motherfucker’s a pro at staying off the grid."
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IsocelesAssassin 8:49 PM: "I actually hear from Kaiden fairly regularly. He brought Greth to Hoax after rescuing him from his failed Aggregation attempt. He didn’t stick around for long, though. From what I can gather, he’s no longer investigating the homes of our departed friends but is instead checking out a variety of other locations. In classic Kaiden fashion, he’s been frustratingly coy regarding the details. He also apparently has some sort of special ‘powers’ now?? He hasn’t really told me anything about them. I think he’s waiting to unveil them to you all himself."
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IsocelesAssassin 8:49 PM: "GB’s been hard at work maintaining this site and recovering Nocta’s old files. I took a look at the most recent one she posted. Despite it claiming that it’s the last one, GB’s actually got quite a few left to work on. Who knows. GB’s also been trying to once again establish contact with our hacker friends. I actually attempted to assist her with this. I went back to that same cellphone tower to try and connect with them the old fashioned way. No luck, sadly."
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IsocelesAssassin 8:49 PM: "To tell the truth, I was actually beginning to feel a bit useless just sitting around doing nothing. GB had the site under control all by herself and there really wasn’t much for me to do. That’s when I decided to I dust off one of the gadgets from our tech-savvy allies and checked out some key locations. I knew it was a risky idea, but seeing how the bulk of these fuckers had completely vanished I figured that now was a better time than ever."
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IsocelesAssassin 8:49 PM: "So, as you all probably know by now, I’ve actually scouted out The Spire several times in the past. This familiarity coupled with the fact that it was in a relatively safe environment made it an easy first choice. When I arrived, I discovered that The Spire was completely gone. This wasn’t that big of a shock, really; they had to clean up the rubble eventually, I suppose. However, I was put-off by the fact that the entire area was just a large, empty concrete lot now. Apparently no one has attempted to do anything with the property over the past eight or so years."
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IsocelesAssassin 8:49 PM: "Unfortunately, there really wasn’t anything interesting to note in the immediate area; only some chalk scribbles left on the ground by some kids. I was creeped out standing where the building itself used to be, though. It made my hairs stand on end, almost like a static sensation. Probably just my nerves, most likely."
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IsocelesAssassin 8:49 PM: "I eventually worked up the courage to once again check out the fishery. If you’ll remember, my last visit there didn’t go so well. Thankfully, I was feeling a bit more confident this time around thanks to our hacker friends. First off, actually getting to the fishery is a hassle in and of itself. I swear, I can travel directly towards its location in what should be a 20 minute trek and still somehow end up lost in the woods for 2-3 hours."
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IsocelesAssassin 8:49 PM: "Anyway, as expected, the fishery was basically in the same state as before – only a bit more overgrown in places. I checked the elusive server room. No servers. However, I did spot a strange grate on the floor that seemed to lead to a basement of some sort?? I’m not sure how this place could even have a basement without it being absolutely flooded year-round. I tried opening up the grate to get a better look, but it was pretty badly rusted. Admittedly, even if I was able to open it up, I doubt I’d be man enough to go down there on my own. I kept hearing sounds of sloshing coming from down there along with a godawful odor. It could be nothing more than an old sewage system, but I have my doubts…"
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IsocelesAssassin 8:49 PM: "When I was about to head back towards civilization, I spotted something strange in the trees. Fresh plywood. It was just… floating there. I noticed more of it was a continued through the woods. I saw other weird shit, too. Beams of wood and incomplete house frames – even clumps of insulation were all dotted around the trees. I followed them until I eventually came across the ruins of some old house. It was just a little ways away from the fishery; I’m surprised I’d never stumbled across it before."
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IsocelesAssassin 8:49 PM: "I was about to pick through the rubble when I got the absolute shit scared out of me. Something I can only describe as a fleshy mannequin suddenly manifested atop the rubble and started screaming at me. I remember it bursting into flames as I turned around and darted back towards the fishery. As I was running, I noticed that the grassy floor of the woods started becoming harder, almost like stone. I was now somehow running on asphalt?? Like a whole ass road warped in out of fucking nowhere. After a while, the road just stopped – I think around where the fishery used to be. By the way, yeah, the fishery was gone just like last time."
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IsocelesAssassin 8:49 PM: "So yeah. Fishery’s fucked as usual."
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</poem>
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</div>
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<div class="summary">
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<p class="fauxheader">Summary</p>
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<div class="fadediv"></div>
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<ul>
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IsocelesAssassin says that the members of the Astral Observatory are still safe - just very busy. He gives a brief update regarding each of them:
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<div class="indented">
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<li>
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Kaiden rescued Moonman from his failed aggregation attempt and left him in the care of NotAHoax.
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<li>
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Kaiden is no longer investigating the homes of former Astral Internet Detectives but instead a variety of other locations.
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<li>
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Kaiden has some sort of special powers now, though he hasn't revealed their nature yet.
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<li>
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Moonman has made a good recovery, though he still has occasional bouts of confusion and sleeps fairly often.
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</li>
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<li>
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GHOSTBABEL is still trying to regain contact with the Hacker Group.
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</li>
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<li>
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GHOSTBABEL is still attempting to recover more of Nocta's old files.
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</div>
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<li>
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IsocelesAssassin reveals that he's started investigating various locations on his own using a device given to him by the Hacker Group:
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<div class="indented">
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<li>
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IsocelesAssassin visited The Spire and found that it was completely gone, though standing where it once was gave him a strange sensation.
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<li>
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IsocelesAssassin visited the fishery and found a rusted grate leading to a basement or sewage system.
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<li>
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IsocelesAssassin witnessed strange floating wood frames, plywood, and insulation in the trees surrounding the fishery.
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</li>
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<li>
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IsocelesAssassin found the remains of an old home not far from the fishery before encountering a fleshy mannequin engulfed in flames.
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<li>
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IsocelesAssassin ran back to the fishery only to find that it had vanished. Strangely, there was now a concrete road on the floor of the woods.
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</ul>
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<p class="fauxheader">Updates</p>
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<div class="fadediv"></div>
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Files:
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<div class="indented">
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<b>scribbles.jpg</b> - Some chalk drawings IsocelesAssassin found near where The Spire once stood. <span class="ext-link">[[File:viewimage.png|frameless|link=https://johnisdead.withinhubris.com/images/d/dc/Scribbles55.png|target=_blank]]</span>
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<ul>
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At 6:53 PM, the player Fascio discovered that the audio on the Astral Observatory Forums had changed to "<b>fillicaelo.mp3</b>" from "<span class="canquote"><nowiki>https://johnisdead.com/newawakenings</nowiki></span>". <span class="ext-link">[[File:listen.png|frameless|link=https://johnisdead.withinhubris.com/images/3/3b/Filicaelo.mp3|target=_blank]]</span>
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At 7:02 PM, the player Fascio discovered that the front page of Johnisdead.com had updated. The page now featured text that read "<span class="canquote">key</span>" in the top-left corner. <span class="ext-link">[[File:screenshot.png|frameless|link=https://johnisdead.withinhubris.com/images/b/b7/Jidkey1.png|target=_blank]]</span>
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At 7:02 PM, the player Xenquility discovered that the page "<span class="canquote"><nowiki>https://johnisdead.com/</nowiki></span><b>key592</b>" had updated. The page now contained the file "<b>mp.txt</b>" which simply read "<span class="canquote">whatis</span>". Shortly after this, the file was removed.
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At 7:04 PM, an unknown player discovered that clicking the "<b>Whatisben</b>" logo on the front page of Johnisdead.com now had a chance of redirecting the players to a new page - "<span class="canquote"><nowiki>https://johnisdead.com/</nowiki></span><b>home.html</b>". This page was titled "<b>What Is Ben?</b>" and contained a broken link to a non-existing image named "<b>wiblogo.png</b>". This page also contained the following text:
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<div class="transcriptsum mw-collapsible mw-collapsed">
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11/11/24 - "home.html Text" - Johnisdead.com
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<span class="vip">New Year, New Discoveries, by M.P.
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Happy New Year, loyal readers. I hope you've enjoyed your holidays. I myself have been quite busy these past few weeks pouring over a plethora of new cases. This past month alone has seen the creation of no less than eight new B.Points - an alarming number, for sure. As expected, many of the same B.Links as well.
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<span class="vip">Comments</span>
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<span class="vip2">this is all so interesting, im totally gonna be up all nite re</span>
 +
 +
<span class="vip">ell, I deeply appreciate the enthusiasm. Unfortunately, my wife doesn't really agree, haha. :)</span>
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((The following text was found within the page's background image:))
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 +
<span class="vip">is time in the state of Pennsylvania, which isn't a first, as indicated by the map below. Our next stat
 +
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arious symbols. As always, refer to the legend for more information on what these mean. This brings us to</span>
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</poem>
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</div>
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</div>
 +
<div class="summary">
 +
<p class="fauxheader">Summary</p>
 +
<div class="fadediv"></div>
 +
<ul>
 +
<li>
 +
This page and its text seems to be from "<b>Whatisben.com</b>".
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</li>
 +
<li>
 +
The website's owner is implied to be <b>M.P.</b>, who has written this text.
 +
</li>
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<li>
 +
It is implied that this post from M.P. was written shortly after <b>New Year's Eve</b>.
 +
</li>
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<li>
 +
M.P. claims to be pouring over a variety of "<span class="canquote">cases</span>" and is documenting something he refers to as "<b>B.Points</b>" and "<b>B.Links</b>".
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</li>
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<li>
 +
M.P. mentions that he has a wife. However, she is supposedly disapproving or uninterested in "Whatisben.com".
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</li>
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<li>
 +
M.P. implies that he's keeping a map of the United States marked with various symbols - possibly referring to "<b>map1.gif</b>".
 +
</li>
 +
<li>
 +
M.P. supposedly discovered something in the state of <b>Pennsylvania</b> and marked it on the map.
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 +
</ul>
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</div>
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<ul>
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<li>
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At 7:04 PM, an unknown player discovered that clicking on the text "<span class="canquote">Read More</span>" on "<span class="canquote"><nowiki>https://johnisdead.com/home.html</nowiki></span>" would redirect players to a non-existent page on Johnisdead.com - "<span class="canquote"><nowiki>https://johnisdead.com/</nowiki></span><b>page2.html</b>".
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<li>
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At 7:04 PM, an unknown player discovered that clicking on the text "<span class="canquote">M.P.</span>" on "<span class="canquote"><nowiki>https://johnisdead.com/home.html</nowiki></span>" would redirect players to a new page on Johnisdead.com - "<span class="canquote"><nowiki>https://johnisdead.com/</nowiki></span><b>about-the-author.html</b>". This page contained the same title and non-existent banner image from the above. This page also contained the following text:
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</li>
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</ul>
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<div class="transcriptsum mw-collapsible mw-collapsed">
 +
<p style="display:inline;">
 +
<b>
 +
11/11/24 - "about-the-author.html Text" - Johnisdead.com
 +
</b>
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</p>
 +
<div class="mw-collapsible-content"><poem><span class="vip">What Am I?
 +
I'm just an online investigator trying to make the world a safer place for my son. Not much else to say!</span>
 +
 +
((The following text was hidden within the page's source code:))
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<span class="vip">asn't until I was 19 when I was first exposed to the darkness of this world. However, the universe has a funny way of balancing itself. Whenever evil might arise, there will always be a hero to face it in equal parts. If you lived around my area, I'm sure you know exactly who I'm talking about. Many laughed at him, but he didn't care. He laughed right along with them. I always saw this as one of his most admirable features, truthfully. Needless to say, this man was a major inspiration to me, and he's part of the reason why I'm doing what I'm doing today.</span></poem>
 +
</div>
 +
</div>
 +
<div class="summary">
 +
<p class="fauxheader">Summary</p>
 +
<div class="fadediv"></div>
 +
<ul>
 +
<li>
 +
The author mentioned on this page is presumably the owner of "<b>Whatisben.com</b>".
 +
</li>
 +
<li>
 +
The author mentioned on this page introduces himself as an online investigator attempting to make the world a safer place.
 +
</li>
 +
<li>
 +
The author claims that he was exposed to some sort of darkness or cruelty when he was <b>19 years old</b>.
 +
</li>
 +
<li>
 +
The author praises a "<span class="canquote">hero</span>" who was famous around where he lived.
 +
</li>
 +
<li>
 +
The author claims that this "hero" was often laughed at. Regardless, this hero was still an inspiration to them.
 +
</li>
 +
</ul>
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</div>
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<ul>
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<li>
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At 9:08 PM, the player Laches discovered that the page "<span class="canquote"><nowiki>https://johnisdead.com/</nowiki></span><b>key592</b>" had updated. The page now contained the file "<b>legend.txt</b>" which was completely empty. Shortly after this, the file was removed.
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</li>
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<li>
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At 9:10 PM, the player Laches discovered a new page on Johnisdead.com - "<span class="canquote"><nowiki>https://johnisdead.com/</nowiki></span><b>legend.html</b>". This page contained the same title and non-existent banner image from the above. It also contained another broken link to a non-existent image titled "<b>map2.gif</b>". This map also contained the following text:
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</li>
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</ul>
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<div class="transcriptsum mw-collapsible mw-collapsed">
 +
<p style="display:inline;">
 +
<b>
 +
11/11/24 - "legend.html Text" - Johnisdead.com
 +
</b>
 +
</p>
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<div class="mw-collapsible-content"><poem>
 +
<span class="vip">Legend
 +
Dot - Confirmed B.Point
 +
 +
 +
Circled Dot - Major B.Point
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Triangle - ORCHARD</span> {{#simple-tooltip-img: http://johnisdead.withinhubris.com/images/a/ae/Lens.png | This text was partially hidden within the page's source code.}} {{#simple-tooltip-img: http://johnisdead.withinhubris.com/images/a/ae/Lens.png | This text was a letter-number cipher encoded as a Base64 cipher encoded as a Base32 cipher.<br /> - Solved by Pako (11/11/24 - 9:15 PM)}}
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 +
 +
<span class="vip">Blu</span>
 +
</poem>
 +
</div>
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</div>
 +
<div class="summary">
 +
<p class="fauxheader">Summary</p>
 +
<div class="fadediv"></div>
 +
<ul>
 +
<li>
 +
This seems to be a legend for map found in "<b>map1.gif</b>".
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</li>
 +
<li>
 +
The dots and circled dots represent "<b>B.Points</b>" and "<b>Major B.Points</b>" respectively.
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</li>
 +
<li>
 +
The triangles represent "<b>Orchards</b>".
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</li>
 +
<li>
 +
The blue shapes found on the map are not elaborated upon.
 +
</li>
 +
</ul>
 +
</div>
 +
<ul>
 +
<li>
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At 9:26 PM, the Internet Detectives Discord server banner changed: <span class="ext-link">[[File:viewimage.png|frameless|link=https://johnisdead.withinhubris.com/images/c/cf/Odbanner1.png|target=_blank]]</span>
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</li>
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<li>
 +
At 9:31 PM, the Internet Detectives Discord server banner changed: <span class="ext-link">[[File:viewimage.png|frameless|link=https://johnisdead.withinhubris.com/images/4/47/Odbanner2.png|target=_blank]]</span>
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</li>
 +
<li>
 +
At 10:03 PM, the Internet Detectives Discord server banner changed: <span class="ext-link">[[File:viewimage.png|frameless|link=https://johnisdead.withinhubris.com/images/2/29/Odbanner3.png|target=_blank]]</span>
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</li>
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<li>
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At 11:11 PM, the Internet Detectives Discord server banner changed: <span class="ext-link">[[File:viewimage.png|frameless|link=https://johnisdead.withinhubris.com/images/6/62/Odbanner4.png|target=_blank]]</span>
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</li>
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<li>
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At 11:12 PM, Edwin's Discord account became active and sent the audio file "<b>short cut hunter.mp3</b>" to the players Laches and Xenquility. <span class="ext-link">[[File:listen.png|frameless|link=https://johnisdead.withinhubris.com/images/c/ce/Short_cut_hunter.mp3|target=_blank]]</span>
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</li>
 +
<li>
 +
At 11:55 PM, a new video was uploaded to the Silentdork YouTube channel - "<b>rem2</b>". <span class="ext-link">[[File:vid.png|frameless|link=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5CoYBAJzvw|target=_blank]]</span>
 +
</li>
 +
</ul>
 +
<div class="transcriptsum mw-collapsible mw-collapsed">
 +
<p style="display:inline;">
 +
<b>
 +
11/11/24 - "rem2" - YouTube (Silentdork)
 +
</b>
 +
</p>
 +
<div class="mw-collapsible-content"><poem>The video begins with 3D footage of what appears to be a distorted Parallelos-esque environment. The video seems to be shot from someone's first-person perspective as they're observing a large waterfall in a quarry-like environment - possibly within The Shortcut. The person begins walking down a path away from the quarry. While doing so, the sky suddenly turns dark. The person eventually reaches a small bridge passing over a creek similar to the one found in other videos depicting The Shortcut. As they approach it, the sky once again changes - now transforming into a twilight-esque appearance. The person steps onto the bridge and looks off into the distance. They briefly look down at the water before looking back up, revealing that The Jaeger is watching them.
 +
</poem>
 +
</div>
 +
</div>
 +
<div class="summary">
 +
<p class="fauxheader">Summary</p>
 +
<div class="fadediv"></div>
 +
<ul>
 +
<li>
 +
This video contains footage of someone walking around The Shortcut while being stalked by The Jaeger.
 +
</li>
 +
</ul>
 +
 +
<p class="fauxheader">Updates</p>
 +
<div class="fadediv"></div>
 +
<ul>
 +
<li>
 +
YouTube Details:
 +
</li>
 +
<div class="indented">
 +
<li>
 +
Description: N/A
 +
</li>
 +
<li>
 +
Tags: N/A
 +
</li>
 +
</div>
 +
</ul>
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</div>
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<ul>
 +
<li>
 +
At 11:56 PM, the Silentdork YouTube channel became active in the live premiere of the video above and posted cryptic messages within its livechat and YouTube comments. These were all later deleted:
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 +
<div class="indented">
 +
<li>
 +
11:56 PM: "<span class="canquote">1111</span>" <span class="ext-link">[[File:screenshot.png|frameless|link=https://johnisdead.withinhubris.com/images/0/02/Sdchat1.png|target=_blank]]</span>
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</li>
 +
<li>
 +
12:02 AM: "<span class="canquote">9</span>". <span class="ext-link">[[File:screenshot.png|frameless|link=https://johnisdead.withinhubris.com/images/8/87/Sdchat2.png|target=_blank]]</span>
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</li>
 +
<li>
 +
12:02 AM: ((Saturn Emoji)) ((Heart-Cross Emoji)) ((Saturn Emoji)). <span class="ext-link">[[File:screenshot.png|frameless|link=https://johnisdead.withinhubris.com/images/8/87/Sdchat2.png|target=_blank]]</span>
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</li>
 +
<li>
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12:09 AM: ((Nine Red Square Emojis)) <span class="ext-link">[[File:screenshot.png|frameless|link=https://johnisdead.withinhubris.com/images/7/75/Sdchat3.png|target=_blank]]</span>
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</li>
 +
<li>
 +
12:12 AM: "<span class="canquote">The best years yet to come, this is to these so far.</span>" ((One Blue Square Emoji)) <span class="ext-link">[[File:screenshot.png|frameless|link=https://johnisdead.withinhubris.com/images/f/f3/Sdchat4.png|target=_blank]]</span>
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 +
</div>
 +
</ul>
 +
<h2>November 12th, 2024</h2>
 +
<ul>
 +
<li>
 +
At 12:53 AM, a new video was uploaded to the Silentdork YouTube channel - "<b>rem1</b>". <span class="ext-link">[[File:vid.png|frameless|link=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QpfHP1xdMc|target=_blank]]</span>
 +
</li>
 +
</ul>
 +
<div class="transcriptsum mw-collapsible mw-collapsed">
 +
<p style="display:inline;">
 +
<b>
 +
11/12/24 - "rem1" - YouTube (Silentdork)
 +
</b>
 +
</p>
 +
<div class="mw-collapsible-content"><poem>The video begins with 3D footage of someone standing in a bathroom. The individual looks up at the mirror, revealing their face. They have a moustache and brown / dirty-blonde colored hair. They also appear to have a ponytail and are wearing a purple-colored jacket with two moons on it. They turn and exit the bathroom and approach a closet containing a trapdoor within it. The trapdoor has a Parallelos symbol drawn on it and is above a small pool of water. The camera enters into the water as a strange rippling effect covers the screen.
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</poem>
 +
</div>
 +
</div>
 +
<div class="summary">
 +
<p class="fauxheader">Summary</p>
 +
<div class="fadediv"></div>
 +
<ul>
 +
<li>
 +
This video contains footage of someone staring at themselves in the mirror before entering a strange pool - possibly to enter The Shortcut.
 +
</li>
 +
</ul>
 +
 +
<p class="fauxheader">Updates</p>
 +
<div class="fadediv"></div>
 +
<ul>
 +
<li>
 +
YouTube Details:
 +
</li>
 +
<div class="indented">
 +
<li>
 +
Description: N/A
 +
</li>
 +
<li>
 +
Tags: N/A
 +
</li>
 +
</div>
 +
</ul>
 +
</div>
 +
<ul>
 +
<li>
 +
At 1:11 AM, a new video was uploaded to the Silentdork YouTube channel - "<b>rem3</b>". <span class="ext-link">[[File:vid.png|frameless|link=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PG9eVXCUBpk|target=_blank]]</span>
 +
</li>
 +
</ul>
 +
<div class="transcriptsum mw-collapsible mw-collapsed">
 +
<p style="display:inline;">
 +
<b>
 +
11/12/24 - "rem3" - YouTube (Silentdork)
 +
</b>
 +
</p>
 +
<div class="mw-collapsible-content"><poem>The video begins with 3D footage of what appears to be The Shortcut. The individual from previous videos is walking along the creek while looking into the water. What appears to be the interior of a building can faintly be seen reflecting upon the surface. The person continues walking as The Shortcut loses its green tint. The person once again looks into the water, revealing the image of another building in its reflection. The individual then turns around and ascends back up to the trail. As they turn to begin walking, the sky suddenly turns dark once again. The Jaeger can be seen watching the person from afar. They suddenly teleport directly in-front of the person, resulting in a loud sound playing.
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</poem>
 +
</div>
 +
</div>
 +
<div class="summary">
 +
<p class="fauxheader">Summary</p>
 +
<div class="fadediv"></div>
 +
<ul>
 +
<li>
 +
This video contains footage of someone walking around The Shortcut before being attacked by The Jaeger.
 +
</li>
 +
</ul>
 +
 +
<p class="fauxheader">Updates</p>
 +
<div class="fadediv"></div>
 +
<ul>
 +
<li>
 +
YouTube Details:
 +
</li>
 +
<div class="indented">
 +
<li>
 +
Description: N/A
 +
</li>
 +
<li>
 +
Tags: N/A
 +
</li>
 +
</div>
 +
</ul>
 +
</div>
 +
<ul>
 +
<li>
 +
At 3:00 PM, the player Xenquility discovered that the mysterious "<b>----</b>" board on the Astral Observatory Forums was now named "<b>ǫᴜᴀʀᴀɴᴛɪɴᴇ</b>" contained two sub-forums within it titled "<b>ɪɴғᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ</b>" and "<b>ᴘᴜʀɪғɪᴇᴅ</b>". <span class="ext-link">[[File:screenshot.png|frameless|link=https://johnisdead.withinhubris.com/images/0/0a/Aoweirdo.png|target=_blank]]</span>
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</li>
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<li>
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At an unknown time, the player Fascio created a thread titled "<i><nowiki>*cough*</nowiki></i>" in the "ɪɴғᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ" board on the Astral Observatory Forums.
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</li>
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<li>
 +
At an unknown time, <b>GHOSTBABEL</b> became active on the Astral Observatory Forums and moved the player Fascio's "<i><nowiki>*cough*</nowiki></i>" thread to the "Random" board instead. They also disliked the post. <span class="ext-link">[[File:screenshot.png|frameless|link=https://johnisdead.withinhubris.com/images/8/8e/Fasciohater.png|target=_blank]]</span>
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</li>
 +
</ul>
 +
<h2>November 14th, 2024</h2>
 +
<ul>
 +
<li>
 +
At 11:28 PM, the player Pako discovered that the page "<span class="canquote"><nowiki>https://johnisdead.com/</nowiki></span><b>key592</b>" had updated. The page now contained the file "<b>a-a.txt</b>" which read "<span class="canquote"><nowiki>< source > ##-##-##-##-#-##</nowiki></span>". Over time, the files on this page would be replaced with the following:
 +
</li>
 +
<div class="indented">
 +
<li>
 +
11:56 PM - "<b>au-a.txt</b>" - <i>The same as the file above.</i>
 +
</li>
 +
<li>
 +
11:58 PM - "<b>au-ar.txt</b>" - <i>The same as the file above.</i>
 +
</li>
 +
<li>
 +
12:04 AM - "<b>aut-ar.txt</b>" - <i>The same as the file above.</i>
 +
</li>
 +
<li>
 +
12:06 AM - "<b>FY======aut.txt</b>" - <i>This file was empty.</i>
 +
</li>
 +
<li>
 +
12:09 AM - "<b>Lg==aut.txt</b>" - <i>This file was empty.</i>
 +
</li>
 +
<li>
 +
12:10 AM - "<b>Lg==.txt</b>", "<b>a.txt</b>", "<b>u.txt</b>", "<b>t.txt</b>", "<b>h.txt</b>" - <i>These files were empty.</i>
 +
</li>
 +
<li>
 +
12:13 AM - "<b>rea.txt</b>" - <i>This file was empty.</i>
 +
</li>
 +
<li>
 +
12:14 AM - "<b>thor-ar.txt</b>" - <i>This file was empty.</i>
 +
</li>
 +
</div>
 +
</ul>
 +
<h2>November 15th, 2024</h2>
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<ul>
 +
<li>
 +
At 12:19 AM, the player Xenquility discovered that the page "<span class="canquote"><nowiki>https://johnisdead.com/</nowiki></span><b>legend.html</b>" hid text within its source code that read "<span class="canquote">MURPHY</span>". {{#simple-tooltip-img: http://johnisdead.withinhubris.com/images/a/ae/Lens.png | This text was originally a Number Letter cipher disguised as CSS Style elements within the "Author Area" class.<br /> - Solved by Xenquility (11/14/24 - 12:19 AM)}}
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</li>
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<li>
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At 12:20 AM, the player Xenquility discovered a new page on Johnisdead.com - "<span class="canquote"><nowiki>https://johnisdead.com/</nowiki></span><b>murphy</b>". This page was titled "<b>Murphy</b>" and contained the image "<b>mp.gif</b>" and the audio "<b>mp.mp3</b>". <span class="ext-link">[[File:viewimage.png|frameless|link=https://johnisdead.withinhubris.com/images/a/a1/Mp.gif|target=_blank]]</span> <span class="ext-link">[[File:listen.png|frameless|link=https://johnisdead.withinhubris.com/images/d/d5/Mp.mp3|target=_blank]]</span> It also contained the following text: "<span class="erika-text">Oh well its a bit late for what I was about to say initially. Dilly dally and nothing can be said. He knew about the local town super hero right? That's worth saying I think. Big if true XD was my rambling accurate? Wait add that also! Yes everything! Also I am having a vision now!!!!!!!!!! Ok there are two big heads talking to eachother, this is deep.</span>".
 
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Latest revision as of 12:47, 15 November 2024

This is the third part of the Our Horizon Arc Timeline. Please read the first two parts before proceeding.

Contents

April 23rd, 2021

  • At 4:23 PM, a new video was uploaded to the Silentdork YouTube channel - "Hesitation". This video contained distorted footage, cryptic text, and plenty of ciphers. target=_blank

4/23/21 - "Hesitation" - YouTube (Silentdork)

The video begins with distorted footage of what appears to be a wooded area near a road with some buildings. The environment is destroyed and crumbled and appears to be floating in a void. Text begins appearing on screen.

"There is another through which I may reach the final layer."
"ORANGE HALF OF FUTURE WHOLE"

A drawing of two symbols similar to the "Star of David" can be seen.
"I'm surprised, Luke."
"I rarely see you in my library."
"I never believed you to be the 'studious' type."
"SHE SEES THROUGH AGGREGATE EYES"

"I SEE MY FUTURE"
"Your dream will end."
"A NEW SPHERE AWAITS"

"No..."
"No, it's the Harbingers again."
"ID"
".root"

"HARRY"
"They are lying to you."
"The Elders."
"Don't trust them."

"Luna's machine..."
"The World Engine."
This text was surrounded by four cubes containing the letters:
"D A S H"

"SHEEPDOGS SECRET"
"I... remember Hope telling me about this, but..."
"HIS PHONE"

")()()(ARAWN)()()("
"I see..."
"Am I correct in assuming you are the "other" of a Finitor, then?"
"FINITOR DYAD"

"I'm not cut out for it."
"I never was."
"I'm sorry, I'm not, like, trying to pull a Draco or a Saint here."
"YOU LET HIM GO DOWN THERE ON HIS OWN?"

"WHAT DID YOU TWO TALK ABOUT?"
"But the chaos agents..."
"What of their will?"
"Intent is a powerful thing, Alan."

"Ezekiel Konrad is a cowardly fool plagued by anxiety and insecurity."
"BUT NOT THOTH"

"THE RESEARCHERS SHADOW"
"Arawn, he called himself."
"A most mysterious character..."

"HIS MASK WAITS WITH THE GIRL."
"You had him all figured out, so he had to make a deal with the devil."
"AW"

"So, brother... Don't try to resist."
"PROGENITOR"

"ARTISTS"
"Do you know why I wear this mask, Sheep?"
"It's because the Lunar Children need a leader."
"CONFESSIONS"

"JANUS"
"Mindshape has been resurrected from its previous terminal state into a completely new form."
"BIFROST"

"I'LL BE WAITING."
"My time in this world is quickly coming to an end."
"IN THE NEXT"

"We were trying something big that day..."
"Something I had been looking forward to for a long time."
"My Ascension."
"NOCTA LIES EVEN TO HIMSELF."

"SHE SPEAKS TO TRAITORS"
"The Harbingers aren't who you think they are..."

"The Harbinger's Link?"
"I assume he's already in our possession."
"IT WAS IFRIT"

"PLUCKED FROM THE PARALLELOS OF THE DEAD."
"That orange thing put him there..."
"Pumpkinhead, I think?"
"A CRUDE MASK THAT DID SERVE WELL."

"HE CRIES FOR HINA"
"Dude got lost in the basement."
"The basement!?"
"How'd he manage that?"

"This sphere grows old."
"Guess he's really got it out for me this time."
"Let us birth anew."

"Well well, speak of the devil!"
"Hey Mesic, how's the haul?"
"WE THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD"

"We're strong, we can deal with whatever comes next!"

"No matter what happens..."

The footage changes to a shot of the "Path" Janus room. More text appears on screen:

"There is so much about our teachings you don't remember because you did not live it this time, I guess."
"Remember the prayer they made us say for people who were going to be in the finitor and beyond ranks?"
"My favorite part was always 'Grant me power'."
"MAKE ME KING."

"Together with the body of energy prepared for you is the secret of the whispered numbers."
"Beyond comes the trial of four, which begets the inverted two."
"The unreal made real."
"The spirit rejoined to the flesh."

Grainy footage of a twisted hallway leading into an open chamber can be seen before the video cuts to black. Footage of various Janus rooms is shown as more text appears:

"Am I 'I'?"
"No, you are you and me are we."
"That makes two I's, silly XD"

The video ends with a loading bar slowly filling up with the following text surrounding it:

"POWERING UP"
"PLEASE WAIT..."

Summary

  • This video contains many cryptic messages written in ciphers and unknown languages.
  • An entity named "Arawn" is mentioned, though not expanded upon.
  • Many Lunar Children are referenced, such as Sheepdog, Hope, and Thoth.
  • Luke is referenced as having visited a library, presumably the Lunar Children's library at the Spire which is partially governed by the Elder Child Jinn. It's implied that Jinn might be an aggregated being of some sort.
  • Text from Erika seems to imply that Tyler might be II, or "The second".

Updates

  • YouTube Details:
  • Description: "Your floor is coming up... or? Too comfortable in his private bubble, can't escape me forever. Give no pity for the willfully confused. -T"
  • Tags: N/A
  • At 4:25 PM, BUP became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and sent a link to a Facebook page titled "Notahoax_m12's FB Meme Site". (Link) This page was owned by NotAHoax, and seemed to simply be a meme page where he would occasionally comment on memes he uploads. The images discovered here were as follows:
  • 1st Image - Hoax: "Of course I've been LOCKDOWN since 'Nam BROTHERS...". target=_blank
  • 2nd Image - Hoax: "Bricks of hard cheese make good rations BROTHER..." target=_blank
  • 3rd Image - Hoax: "IDIOTS are spiking the price of milsurp BROTHER I live off milsurp!". target=_blank
  • At 11:11 PM, a video was uploaded to the Greth Vlogs YouTube channel - "rendevous". This video contained footage of what appeared to be the Parallelos and a conversation between two individuals. target=_blank

4/23/21 - "rendevous" - YouTube (Greth Vlogs)

Footage of what appears to the be the Parallelos is shown. The location seems to be the same one seen in the video "Escape p.2". The following text appears on screen:

"Well... I've witnessed some rather strange magic myself, lately... First hand."
"yeah, well"
"im not really sure what youre referring to"
"but i doubt its anything compared to this"
"Who's the target?"
"you-know-who"
"Ah... I see. Our little troublemaker."
"Any ideas for approach?"
"at the moment?"
"none"
"things are still developing"
"with the way things are going, i dont even know if we should take action"
"And what if we should?"
"I'm on the move, and I may not be around to receive your orders."
"Perhaps a series of codewords are in order?"
"codewords...?"

The text begins appearing once again:

"Well... I've witnessed some rather strange magic myself, lately... First hand."
"yeah, well"
"im not really sure what youre referring to"
"but i doubt its anything compared to this"
"Who's the target?"
"you-know-who"
"Ah... I see. Our little troublemaker."
"Any ideas for approach?"
"at the moment?"
"none"
"things are still developing"
"with the way things are going, i dont even know if we should take action"
"And what if we should?"
"I'm on the move, and I may not be around to receive your orders."
"Perhaps a series of codewords are in order?"
"codewords...?"

Summary

  • Two unknown entities discuss whether or not they should take action against a "troublemaker".
  • The two unknown entities decide to use a series of codewords for further communication.

Updates

  • YouTube Details:
  • Description: N/A
  • Tags: N/A

April 26th, 2021

  • At 2:03 PM, the player Laches discovered that NotAHoax had made several new posts on his Facebook page:
  • 1st Image - April 23rd - 8:46 PM - Hoax: "Haha wonder if I'll get "zucc"'d as they say BROTHERS haha.." target=_blank
  • 2nd Image - April 24th - 6:47 PM - Hoax: "I wouldnt let no ECTOPLASM lips go anywhere near MY HOG you hear BROTHRRS!?" target=_blank
  • 3rd Image - April 26th, 6:31 AM - Hoax: "Haha grilling is a WAY of LIFE when you live on the go BROTHER!" target=_blank

May 2nd, 2021

  • At 8:45 AM, the Internet Detectives Discord server banner image changed several times, cycling through various distorted images of Patrem and Hank. target=_blank target=_blank target=_blank Screenshot.png target=_blank target=_blank target=_blank target=_blank target=_blank target=_blank target=_blank target=_blank
  • At 10:18 AM, IIIII became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and sent the message "https://vocaroo.com/1hUrhlFCIFql" - a link to an audio file containing a deep voice that reads as follows: target=_blank target=_blank

5/2/21 - Vocaroo Audio File - Discord (Internet Detectives)

((Unintelligible)) "There in the distance. That song ((Unintelligible)) and I will know that I have no ((Unintelligible)) Those songs that play - every word is with meaning. ((Unintelligible)) listening. Go there to me."

  • At 10:37 AM, IIIII became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and sent the message "He is the answer" in the "#announcements" text-channel. target=_blank
  • At 10:41 AM, IIIII became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and sent the message "ettps://vonhroo.nol/1eUrejCNFCqj". target=_blank
  • At 10:58 AM, the Internet Detectives Discord server banner image changed to a distorted screenshot of the gate in the "Treeline" Janus room. target=_blank
  • At 11:04 AM, the player thelostbrineinthewoods discovered that a new page on Johnisdead.com - "https://johnisdead.com/compound". This page was titled "Compound" and contained the image "realm.gif", just like the pages "https://johnisdead.com/realm" and "https://johnisdead.com/treeline" before it. This page also contained the "Compound" Janus room.

5/2/21 - "Compound" Janus Room - Johnisdead.com

This Janus room was a continuation of the "Treeline" and "Realm" Janus rooms. It could be accessed by opening a new portal that had been placed in the "Treeline" Janus room at the gate on the other side of the woods. This Janus room contained the Fishery as it appeared in the past before it fell into ruins. Upon approaching the grounds surrounding the fishery, a quiet, foreboding song would play. There was now a large sign hanging on the wall outside of the fishery that contained a cartoon drawing of Hank Hubbard and text that reads:

"Hubbard Fishery"
"Fishing Supplies and More..."
"'mo betta!"

There were also several vehicles parked outside of the fishery, as well as a dumpster. The rest of the fishery grounds were blocked by a large fence. The road leading to the fishery continued down another path that was blocked by an invisible wall and a gate.

The first room of the fishery was structured as a convenience store with fishing supplies. In this building, an hour-long audio file played over the store's radio. This audio file contained the following:

"Hello Darlin'" by Conway Twitty

"There's a Stranger In My House" by Ronnie Milsap
"Neon Moon" by Brooks & Dunn

Advertisement:
"Do you like fishin'? How bout fresh fish? When our boy ain't out fishin' by ((Unintelligible)) , he's down home with the family catching and cooking the best fish here at ((Loud noise)) Now come on down and get you some at Hubbard's, where the fish are mo' betta!"

"Family Tradition" by Hank Williams Jr
"I see A Darkness" by Johnny Cash

Advertisement:
...I would catch a fish with my bare hands, but now I don't have to. ((Unintelligible)) You would think my family would appreciate all the fish I bring in, but nope, they kill my baby cause I am a girl that came from a fucked up family that doesn't like the darker shade that I am. I'm the cursed sister, stuck in the middle who learned the truth too when they wanted me. Three, the lies they all told to cover it up, make it look worse. They turned the people around on me. So where do I come in, I'll tell you the truth, but it really wouldn't matter in the end. Why? Because people don't care about another struggle till you ((Unintelligible)) I would be a hard ball to factor. I'll probably make a move. Here's the others, two true stories that nobody cared about. My psychotic mama's sister, the one that I felt was a crazy ass piece of shit ((Unintelligible)) Fuck that, I'll get you no matter what the hell you put me through. The truth shall prevail. About the added ((Unintelligible)) I was the first person who you ((Unintelligible)) up to. Then my baby had to do the next curse, she was trying to cover her tracks up. I guess they told me things you can't see and soul sources. Then. No one, like, understands me. But who am I to judge until it comes to what I know know what happened, when the processed paper work ((Unintelligible)) files for ((Unintelligible)) That's why I can't find my dad. Cause I know what happens, they process people with the ((Unintelligible)) That's why I can't find my dad the only other one of you. Gone. So here are my mom's lies everybody seems to trust so much but fuck it. I'm done. They all said fuck this ((Unintelligible)) I give up now. But he said I could get more by myself and the truth. I, only one now, I weep where I used to ((Unintelligible)) I am the heart, part of the truth. My story never changed no matter who I'm questioned against. The worst and baddest of them all. I've been beaten down. Two ((Unintelligible)) above it all. To be kicked out by my own kind family. ((Unintelligible)) Last month, black and white, if they don't see me so fuck em all. I don't give in. I don't surrender. But now that you know, now you are ((Unintelligible)) I know the truth. And it shall set me free once and for all. All four of you suck. And you know what? I did not go too far or shall I. 1-2-1-2-2-0-0-0. 2-2-3-1-9-9. (unint) pages. The only real truth out here ((Unintelligible)) in these ((Unintelligible)) stressed ((Unintelligible)) is that they ((Unintelligible)) So fuck everybody. ((Repeats from "I know the truth"))
"TENEBRIS"

"Station to Station" by David Bowie

Advertisement:
"Folks, lemme tell you about a place. ((Unintelligible)) called Hubbard's Fishery. They're a local owned, family owned fishery right here in ((Loud sound)) Florida. You can find just about everything you need out there on the swamp. You can find yourself a ((Unintelligible)) You can find yourself some bait. You can find live. Back in Hubbard's Fishery, they got guns, manuals, how-to'ss. We can fix your rod for a small fee. You can rent you a boat. All them things you want. There's one of our tours of the local area where we'll happily show you alligators from the safety of our boat. So, come on down to Hubbard's Fishery, we promise we're not hiding anything. Come on down to Hubbard's Fishery and supply and more!"

"Buddy" by Willie Nelson
"The Chair" by George Strait
"I Walk the Line" by Johnny Cash
"I'm a Ramblin' Man" by Waylon Jennings

Advertisement:
"Do you like fishin'? How bout fresh fish? When our boy ain't out fishin' by ((Unintelligible)) , he's down home with the family catching and cooking the best fish here at ((Loud noise)) Now come on down and get you some at Hubbard's, where the fish are mo' betta!"

"Baby Blue" by George Strait
"Boot Scootin Boogie" by Brooks & Dunn
"The Ride" by David Allan Coe

Advertisement:
"Folks, lemme tell you about a place. ((Unintelligible)) called Hubbard's Fishery. They're a local owned, family owned fishery right here in ((Loud sound)) Florida. You can find just about everything you need out there on the swamp. You can find yourself a ((Unintelligible)) You can find yourself some bait. You can find live. Back in Hubbard's Fishery, they got guns, manuals, how-to'ss. We can fix your rod for a small fee. You can rent you a boat. All them things you want. There's one of our tours of the local area where we'll happily show you alligators from the safety of our boat. So, come on down to Hubbard's Fishery, we promise we're not hiding anything. Come on down to Hubbard's Fishery and supply and more!"

"Harvest Moon" by Neil Young
"Five Years" by David Bowie



On the walls were three missing person posters for:

"VIKTOR ANDERSON"
"Tracie McBride"
"ROSS JASON WILLIAMS"

An advertisement could also be found hanging on some racks that read:

"50% OFF!"
"All bait & tackle!"
"Ask about our..."
"2-FOR-1 DEALS"

A paper was found on the counter that read as follows:

"ALLOW COMMISSIONER JARVIS HOUSE KEY AND POND ACCESS"
"Call JJ about loaned boat."
This paper also contained what appears to be a phone number that's been marked out.

On the wall behind the counter was a cipher that translated to the following:

"ANCIENT LETTERS LOST IN FOREST"

A door in the store led to what appeared to be a small employee rest room. Here, the following cipher was found written on the wall surrounding a drawing of BEN's face:

"GIFTED LOST CONDUIT TO HIS NEW DARK LORD"

Players found several papers on a table in this room. One of these papers was a menu for a restaurant named:

"Meemaw's Family Diner"

Next to this was what appeared to be a newspaper draft with the following written on it:

"THE OBSERVER"
"Meemaw's Shut Down"
"Body Found in Fishery"
"Foreclosing"

This room also led to Hank Hubbard's office. In the corner of this room was a scrap of paper with a drawing of Patrem on it with the following text:

"THE HUNTED WILL BE HIS DESTINATION"

This room contained a desk with a computer sitting atop it. Next to the computer were several papers with the following written on them:

((The Pigpen cipher key is written along with a star))

"Computer info back in drawer left of bed. Change: Add to all letters in User / Pass:"
"4 9 1 14 1"

A large paper with the number "2" written on it.

"A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O..."
"D I A N A D I A N A D I A N A..."
"E K D R F J P I W K O U N B P...?"
"NEW MOONS CLEAR EQUIPMENT FROM RITUAL HALL FOR NEXT MOON VIGIL"



Players discovered that clicking on the paper with the "2" written on it would result in a video appearing. This video contained the following text:

"USERNAME" - Written in blue.
"PASSWORD" - Written in red.

Near the desk in this room was a shelf with two letters on it. These read as follows:

"Hello, Hank. You don't know me, but I've heard stories about you. I've heard rumos that She spoke to you, and I want to know more. I want to speak with her too - I have to make amends with my family, but the others won't tell me the truth. They told me you died and that you spoke only falsehoods. I don't believe it."


"Your son is still here. Ben? He's strange in ways the others aren't ever really able to describe. It's like he both is and isn't here at times, as if he is blinking in and out, wandering off and disappearing then reappearing without warning. It's odd. It has something to do with you and your connection to Her, doesn't it? I knew it had to be a lie, none of the stories lined up. That's when Jarvis spoke to me and told me everything."

"I know you may not trust me. I understand that. I'm willing to undergo whatever vetting necessary to join you in pursuit of the truth. I can give you information on the Moon Children's current activities if that helps any. I promise you this is not a ploy of any kind, I really have nothing else in my life except Luna. I hope to hear back from or a correspondent of yours soon. "

"William Reynolds"

"Well howdy there, stranger. I heard you'e a bit shot around these parts, so I figured I oughta acquaint myself, hahaha. When you didn't respond to my calls, I figured getting to you in a more traditional format might be a bit more effective. It's a bit ironic, isn't it? Back in the day, I would have been able to just stop right on in and deliver this to you myself, but then they had to up and change my route on me. I tell ya, that's a hell of a thinig to do to an old man such as myself, hahaha. My memory ain't what it used to be."

"I hear things at work are going much better for yourself. I'm glad to hear it, at least one of us has their affairs in order, hahaha. Speaking of which, me and ol' Sam were thinkin' about taking Hunter on his first fishing trip. You wouldn't mind cuttin' the boys a good deal on one of them tours, would ya'? Hahahaha, I think it's about time the kiddo gets some hair on his chest."

"SAMUEL PROMOTED YESTERDAY FORCE IS NOW WITH YOU"

"The kiddo needs a playmate. It's a shame about Mat, I imagined he and Hunter would have gotten along swell. Let's get the ol' boys back together again sometime soon."

"Fuddie Duddie JJ"



Exiting this building would lead players to the other side of the fence, where they could enter into the small room found in the previous version of the fishery. This room now had a tiled floor with some blood splattered on it. There was also a grate found in the corner of the room that seemed to lead down into a basement of sorts. This room was inaccessible, however.

On the outside wall of this room, players discovered the following written on the wall surrounding a drawing of a disturbing gas mask:

"ASHES BEGET OBLIVION"
"THE SURROGATE DISPOSED"

Players could also access the fishery's courtyard, where two faceless angel statues could be found, as well as what appeared to be a moon dial atop a wooden structure. Entering into another door would lead players into the larger part of the fishery compound. The first room was a small gallery of sorts containing four portraits:
- A man with a snake-like head.
- A man with a pig head.
- A man with a aquatic monster-like head.
- A man with a dog head.
This room also contained a statue of a crouched figure with symbols drawn on its shoulders. Players discovered that walking through the portrait of a man with a dog head would lead to a fenced-in location outside. Here, the following could be found written on the walls surrounding a drawing of a hand grasping at a flaming figure:

"FALSE KING OF FAKE WORLDS"
"HIS POWER WAS NO MORE"

Next to this was another drawing of several spirits floating up to the Regiminis sigil with the Moon from Majora's Mask overlooking it. The following text was found surrounding this drawing:

"THE PETTY ONE OVERTHROWN IN THE GARDEN OF NO END"
"A LOSS GREATER THAN THAT OF HIS OTHER"

The small gallery also contained a doorway that led into a larger room adorned with awards, pottery, and five paintings on the walls. These pictures were classic paintings of gods and goddesses. Each one was labelled with a cipher and contained a red and blue figure. These paintings were as follows:

Painting: "Diana and Callisto" by Titian

Label: "BETWEEN"
Red Figure: Callisto
Blue Figure: Artemis

Painting: "Juno and the Peacock" by Antonio Balestra
Label: "YADHTRIB"
Red Figure: Argus
Blue Figure: Juno

Painting: "Juno Asking Aeolus to Release the Winds" by François Boucher
Label: "UNDECIMNOCTE"
Red Figure: Aeolus
Blue Figure: Juno

Painting: "Diana and Endymion" by Francesco Solimena
Label: "OTHER ONE"
Red Figure: Endymion
Blue Figure: Diana

Painting: "Jupiter and Juno" by Franz Christoph Janneck
Label: "SECT"
Red Figure: Jupiter
Blue Figure: Juno



This room also entered into a small bathroom, though there wasn't anything of note in here. Next to the bathroom, however, was an entrance to a small library. This library contained several pictures hanging on the walls showing different locations from the "Treeline" Janus room. Also in this room were papers containing the full translations of two unknown languages seen around the Janus room and the video "Hesitation". The characters that are made up of many lines and arrows were labelled:

"GHOST HALL LETTERS"

The characters that were made up of strange symbols of varying shapes were labelled:

"BREAKER RUNES"

Another scrap of paper was found in this room that read as follows:

"OF BLUE AND RED TO ENTER LOCKED REALMS ADD ON TO THE CRIMSON FIGURES 15423"

On one of the bookshelves was a book labelled:

"Nami: The Sealed World" by Wayne Francisco

This room also contained a statue of a robed figure holding a spear. This figure had a sigil on its shoulder and a strange insignia on its apron. A second statue was also found in this room sitting on a throne of sorts. This statue's face contained a complex Pigpen cipher that hid the Pigpen keys within the overarching symbol. The letters in the Pigpen keys were also written in "Ghost Hall Letters". The cipher translated as follows:

"Ring of triad the harbingers union within the midst of the misguided's awakening the apostate speaks. Through this rite of trinity the unseen father is silently roused a Lingering sentiment of the old one."

The library opened into two rooms - the larger room was appeared to be the location where general fishery work took place. While not much was found in this room, its ceiling featured a massive stained glass window depicting Luna, the four giants, and various other figures important to Lunar Children lore. This room contained two exits leading outside - a small door and a set of double doors, which were closed. Outside these exits were three more statues holding spears - one guarding each door.

The other room connected to the library was an old, wooden church. The walls of this room contained four stained glass windows of ancient mythological figures. These figures were labelled as follows:

"Saint Josse"
"Saint George"
"Sigurd"
((Illegible))

This room also contained three more stained glass windows on the entrance wall - one that appeared to be a figure wearing a green mask, one of a crudely drawn man wearing clothes similar to those seen in the music video "Welcome to the Black Parade" by My Chemical romance, and a grey angel with green eyes wearing a black robe that appeared similar to Erika.

The far end of the church featured a large painting of the goddess Diana that was previously seen in the "Spire" Janus room. It was quickly discovered that players could walk through this painting to view a large scroll containing many cryptic drawings. This scroll contained a depiction of a lion-snake creature biting its tail, as well as several drawings of serpents. The serpent on the left is labelled with the runes:

"Samael"
"Christ"
"Pearl"

The serpent on the right is labelled with the runes:

"Lucifer"
"Christ"
"Rose"

The corner of this room also contained a small scrap of paper marked with alternating drawings of moons and stars. This was used as a key to solve an alternating Pigpen cipher found in Hank's office. This scrap of paper also contained a drawing of Jeremy's avatar from the Lunar Children forums.

Behind the fishery was another gate blocked by an invisible wall. On the backside of the fishery was a small garden area featuring a statue of a six-winged angel holding up a "Metatron Cube". On a nearby wall, the following was written:

"ITS DARK ESSENCE LIE HIDDEN WITHIN THE DISPLACED TEXTS"

From outside, players could see that the bottom of the church contained four black cubes acting as cornerstones. On the opposite side of the church was a small creek that led into the woods. On the wall of the fishery near the church was another cipher surrounding a drawing of a gas mask that read as follows:

"WAYWARD SAINT ENTRANCED BY THE TRICKSTER"

Back near the entrance of this Janus room was a small path that led into the woods. This path split in two - one leading to an invisible wall going further into the woods, and one leading up a small hill. Atop this hill, players could leap across the creek and reach a small ledge where another Pigpen cipher key could be found - this one was marked with a moon instead of a star.

Summary

  • This Janus room was another depiction of the fishery. This version of the fishery was in its undilapidated state, revealing that the location once contained a convenience store, a small library, and several rooms containing cryptic paintings and scrolls.
  • Translations of the two languages used as ciphers around this Janus room and in the video "Hesitation" were discovered. The language consisting of lines and arrows is called "Ghost Hall Letters", while the one made up of various symbols is called "Breaker Runes".
  • Players discovered Hank's office, which contained various codes and ciphers. One of these seemed to reveal a key of sorts, informing players to perpetually "add" the numbers "4 9 1 14 1" to some as of yet unknown computer login information that is supposedly found next to a bed.
  • The keys for two different sets of Pigpen ciphers were found - one marked by a star, and one marked by a moon. This assisted players in solving ciphers in this Janus room as well as in the video "Hesitation".
  • A letter from William Reynolds was found in Hank's office. William seemed to be asking Hank to join the Lunar Children as a defecting Moon Child. He mentioned that Ben seems to often disappear at random - something that confuses the Moon Children.
  • A letter from Jeremy was found in Hank's office. Jeremy asks Hank if he and "Sam" could go on a fishing trip with Hunter. Jeremy mentions that he believed Hunter and Mat would have been good friends. This letter also contained a Pigpen cipher that revealed a message claiming that "Samuel" had been promoted and that the "force" was now aligned with Hank.
  • Five paintings are discovered with figures colored blue and red. These paintings are labelled as five locked pages that were previously found in the "Spire" and "Bottom" Janus rooms.
  • An old, wooden church could be found on the back-end of the fishery. This church contained several stained glass windows of famous religious figures. Three other stained glass windows were also found here - one of a man wearing a green mask, one of a figure wearing an outfit similar to the ones seen in the music video for "Welcome to the Black Parade" by My Chemical romance, and one of a gray angel with green eyes.
  • A large room containing fishery equipment was found to have a massive stained glass ceiling depicting Luna and various events from Lunar Children lore.
  • A small room on the backside of the fishery was discovered to have a previously-obscured trap door. This appeared to lead down into a basement.
  • Three exits were discovered in this Janus room - one of a road leading through a gate, one of a gate leading into the woods, and one leading into the woods in the direction of the highway.

Updates

  • Files:
  • nature.mp3 - The same nature ambiance found in previous Janus rooms.
  • grounds.mp3 - A disturbing track that plays near the fishery when outside. target=_blank
  • radio.mp3 - An hour-long audio track that plays in the store containing various classic country songs and advertisements for the fishery. A transcript of this audio can be viewed here: target=_blank

5/2/21 - "radio.mp3" - Johnisdead.com

"Hello Darlin'" by Conway Twitty
"There's a Stranger In My House" by Ronnie Milsap
"Neon Moon" by Brooks & Dunn

Advertisement:
"Do you like fishin'? How bout fresh fish? When our boy ain't out fishin' by ((Unintelligible)) , he's down home with the family catching and cooking the best fish here at ((Loud noise)) Now come on down and get you some at Hubbard's, where the fish are mo' betta!"

"Family Tradition" by Hank Williams Jr
"I see A Darkness" by Johnny Cash

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...I would catch a fish with my bare hands, but now I don't have to. ((Unintelligible)) You would think my family would appreciate all the fish I bring in, but nope, they kill my baby cause I am a girl that came from a fucked up family that doesn't like the darker shade that I am. I'm the cursed sister, stuck in the middle who learned the truth too when they wanted me. Three, the lies they all told to cover it up, make it look worse. They turned the people around on me. So where do I come in, I'll tell you the truth, but it really wouldn't matter in the end. Why? Because people don't care about another struggle till you ((Unintelligible)) I would be a hard ball to factor. I'll probably make a move. Here's the others, two true stories that nobody cared about. My psychotic mama's sister, the one that I felt was a crazy ass piece of shit ((Unintelligible)) Fuck that, I'll get you no matter what the hell you put me through. The truth shall prevail. About the added ((Unintelligible)) I was the first person who you ((Unintelligible)) up to. Then my baby had to do the next curse, she was trying to cover her tracks up. I guess they told me things you can't see and soul sources. Then. No one, like, understands me. But who am I to judge until it comes to what I know know what happened, when the processed paper work ((Unintelligible)) files for ((Unintelligible)) That's why I can't find my dad. Cause I know what happens, they process people with the ((Unintelligible)) That's why I can't find my dad the only other one of you. Gone. So here are my mom's lies everybody seems to trust so much but fuck it. I'm done. They all said fuck this ((Unintelligible)) I give up now. But he said I could get more by myself and the truth. I, only one now, I weep where I used to ((Unintelligible)) I am the heart, part of the truth. My story never changed no matter who I'm questioned against. The worst and baddest of them all. I've been beaten down. Two ((Unintelligible)) above it all. To be kicked out by my own kind family. ((Unintelligible)) Last month, black and white, if they don't see me so fuck em all. I don't give in. I don't surrender. But now that you know, now you are ((Unintelligible)) I know the truth. And it shall set me free once and for all. All four of you suck. And you know what? I did not go too far or shall I. 1-2-1-2-2-0-0-0. 2-2-3-1-9-9. (unint) pages. The only real truth out here ((Unintelligible)) in these ((Unintelligible)) stressed ((Unintelligible)) is that they ((Unintelligible)) So fuck everybody. ((Repeats from "I know the truth"))
"TENEBRIS"

"Station to Station" by David Bowie

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"Buddy" by Willie Nelson
"The Chair" by George Strait
"I Walk the Line" by Johnny Cash
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"Harvest Moon" by Neil Young
"Five Years" by David Bowie

  • bg.mp3 - A track that plays while inside the fishery. target=_blank
  • ((Unnamed)) - A translation of the "Ghost Hall Letters". target=_blank
  • ((Unnamed)) - A translation of the "Breaker Runes". target=_blank
  • ((Unnamed)) - The scroll found hidden in the church. target=_blank
  • ((Unnamed)) - The massive stained glass window found on the ceiling. target=_blank
  • ((Unnamed)) - The face of the statue on the throne containing a Pigpen cipher. target=_blank
  • 2key.mp4 - A hidden video that displayed the "USERNAME" written in blue and "PASSWORD" written in red. target=_blank
  • Screenshots:
  • The front-side of the fishery: target=_blank
  • The "Hubbard Fishery" sign: target=_blank
  • The convience store: target=_blank
  • The employee room: target=_blank
  • Hank's office: target=_blank
  • Within the fishery grounds: target=_blank
  • The small room with the trapdoor: target=_blank
  • The fishery courtyard: target=_blank
  • The gallery: target=_blank
  • The crouched statue found in the gallery: target=_blank
  • The lavish hall: target=_blank
  • The library: target=_blank
  • The Diana painting in the church: target=_blank
  • Stained glass windows in the church: target=_blank
  • The stained glass ceiling: target=_blank
  • Spear-wielding statues guarding the fishery: target=_blank
  • The angle statue holding the "Metatron Cube": target=_blank
  • The church and fishery from the creek: target=_blank
  • The creek behind the fishery: target=_blank
  • At 3:17 PM, Prominence joined the "Compound" Janus room and directed the player Laches to the paintings depicting locations from the "Treeline" Janus room before leaving.
  • At 5:38 PM, the players Xenquility and Laches discovered that the "Treeline" Janus room had been updated. The room now contained four scraps of paper revealing the translation for one of the languages used throughout the "Compound" Janus room and the video "Hesitation". This language was labelled "Old Letters". These scraps of paper were found in locations shown in the "Compound" Janus room library. Players edited the four scraps of paper together to form an entire translation of "Old Letters": target=_blank

May 3rd, 2021

  • At 10:57 PM, the players Xenquility and Laches discovered that the five paintings of red and blue figures found in the "Compound" Janus room were hints towards unlocking five of the locked pages found previously in the "Spire" and "Bottom" Janus rooms. As hinted at in the video "2key.mp4", the blue figures were the usernames and the red figures were the password. As hinted at on the scrap of paper found in the library, the number "15423" must be added to the ends of the names of the red-colored figures to complete the password. The login information for the page "https://johnisdead.com/undecimn0cte" was discovered - the username was "juno" and the password was "aeolus15423". This page was titled "JOURNAL" and contained the images "aabg.gif" and "aawordspace.gif" - distorted, static-looking images. target=_blank target=_blank This page's text contained a journal entry from a high-ranking Lunar Child. It will be archived below and presented in chronological order alongside text from the other locked pages for easier understanding.
  • At 10:57 PM, the player Xenuquility discovered the login information for the page "https://johnisdead.com/sect00". The username was "juno" and the password was "jupiter15423". This page was styled the same way as the one before it. This page's text contained a journal entry from a high-ranking Lunar Child. It will be archived below and presented in chronological order alongside text from the other locked pages for easier understanding.
  • At 11:02 PM, the player Xenquility discovered the login information for the page "https://johnisdead.com/between". The username was "artemis" and the password was "callisto15423". This page was styled the same way as the one before it. This page's text contained a journal entry from a high-ranking Lunar Child. It will be archived below and presented in chronological order alongside text from the other locked pages for easier understanding.
  • At 11:07 PM, the player Laches discovered the login information for the page "https://johnisdead.com/yadhtrib". The username was "juno" and the password was "argus15423". This page was styled the same way as the one before it. This page's text contained a journal entry from a high-ranking Lunar Child. It will be archived below and presented in chronological order alongside text from the other locked pages for easier understanding.
  • At 11:07 PM, the player Xenquility discovered the login information for the page "https://johnisdead.com/otherone100". The username was "diana" and the password was "endymion15423". This page was styled the same way as the one before it. This page's text contained a journal entry from a high-ranking Lunar Child. It will be archived below and presented in chronological order alongside text from the other locked pages for easier understanding.

5/3/21 - Yadhtrib Page Text - Johnisdead.com

Once more, I find myself in the deepest chamber of our grand Spire. The footsteps of my brethren have long ceased echoing through these halls. It's not often others find their way down here this late into the night. Indeed, the early hours of the morning just as the sun begins to stir has proven to be the perfect time to observe this artifact.

The machine before me is a solid cube. It rises to about the height of my knees and consists of a smooth, black surface covered in a slight reflective sheen. There are no apparent outlets or ports as one might expect. It emits no light, and no sounds can be heard coming from within. Upon first observation, one might mistake this object to be nothing more than a simple brick or prop. Looks are quite deceiving, however, as the complexity of this device has confounded me for the past several years.

The device has remained largely untouched since it was brought into our possession. That is, until recently, when one talented Elder Child made some impressive alterations to it. Uninitiated eyes will once again be deceived, as this new addition to the device seems quite simple at first glance - a single wire connecting out from below its base that leads into the floor. This wire is not used to supply the device with power, as one might suspect. Instead, it has allowed the machine to connect back to our previous meeting grounds through utilization of the Second Ethereal Layer. Thanks to this small addition, development on Project Bifrost has been progressing rapidly.

Even more boggling than the machine's inner workings is its origins. While I'm not permitted to fully document its history here, I'll leave it at this - our previous meeting grounds may indeed hold secrets that far predate our earliest of gatherings.

My name is Alan Alphonse. I have served our order for the better part of the past decade, and within the past several years, I have been usurped from the position of "Overseer" - Father, that is. I say this while harboring no ill-will towards our current administration. Our current Father is a fine selection, and I've always thought myself as more of a researcher than a leader, if I may speak truthfully. No, I've always been far more interested in my own personal studies into how Luna's creation ticks - the unravelling of her majesty.

Some find this line of thinking blasphemous. Yes, I've experienced my fair share of backlash during my time as Overseer, and it's no surprise that there exist those who were quite ecstatic upon my departure. I've been told that looking further beyond what we've been taught is heresy - that to seek more truths is to toss aside the gifts Mother has already bestowed upon us.

Ridiculous.

Were we not gifted sight so that we could witness Mother's glory that surrounds us? Were our hands not forged so we might carry out her will in our otherwise empty, barren world? So, too, might our minds be her gift - a beautiful gift filled with curiosities and wonder - a gift of want and yearning so that we might be pushed step out of our child-like stupor and stand before her as men and women of the moon. And children is exactly what we have been for the past decade, content to rot away within our cradle, comforted by what few gifts have been passed down to use from our predecessors.

What I seek is not to challenge Luna, but to grow and reach the spiritual enlightenment she has set out for us. It is in our grasp, we need only challenge our preconceived "truths" and reach beyond the veil.

Summary

  • This text is a journal entry from a Lunar Child named Alan Alphonse - likely "Father Alphonse", who was mentioned previously on Lunarchildren.com.
  • Alphonse introduces himself as a researcher and former Overseer of the Lunar Children - likely having been replaced by Vincent at some point.
  • Alphonse is currently inspecting a device. He describes the device as a solid, black cube.
  • Alphonse claims that while the cube device has no perceivable wires or mechanisms, one "talented Elder Child" had recently attached a wire to it that allowed it to somehow connect to the fishery through something he refers to as the "Second Etheral Layer".
  • Alphonse implies that the device's origins has something to do with the fishery, claiming that the location holds secrets that predate the Lunar Children's earliest gatherings.

5/3/21 - Undecimn0cte Page Text - Johnisdead.com

Brilliant minds at the Spire are always developing new methods by which we may inch closer to Luna's majesty. I won't bore whoever is reading this with the entire technical history of our past ventures, but I will say it has been a rather difficult journey. Many projects that once seemed promising have since crumbled into ruin. Many in hindsight label these projects failures. I disagree with this sentiment, however, as from the ruins of these past experiments, new paths are often paved.

Data is a building material. Much like cement or clay, data is malleable, and may be used in a variety of ways as plentiful of the kinds of data that can be extracted and manipulated. This is quite evident in our most recent experiment, Project Bifrost, which has been built from the parts of one "Project Mindshape" - an expired project that was offered to us by an old apostate that introduced virtual world structuring with mostly standard data sets save for a very unique ai that this traitor sadly would not allow us a closer inspection of, likely consisting of some quantity or arrangement spiritus. Mindshape has been resurrected from it's previous terminal state into a completely new form. The new project now works exclusively with spiritus, with a system for structuring using lenis conversion from acquired asper spiritus. It's quite fitting, then, that the operations within Bifrost deal with similar themes of death, rebirth, and structure.

The "Nullspace" - or "Sub-Parallelos", as some refer to it as now - is a space that stretches from the Overworld to the Parallelos of the Dead. Referring to the Nullspace as a "void" is somewhat misleading. In reality, the Nullspace is the very air that surrounds us - it is the wires and cables that connect and power our everyday devices. These electronics and wires are conduits by which one may access the Nullspace.

It is believed that there are three layers to the Nullspace - Physical, digital, and signal. These names, too, can be somewhat misleading, however. The lowest level of the Nullspace is the physical. This refers to the devices and electronics that surround us - our computers, consoles, servers - what have you. These are all very localized constructs. On their own, they are isolated - manmade wombs from which data may one day be birthed into our modern, connected world.

The second layer, digital, is what connects these devices. Digital, or perhaps a better term, electricity, refers to the wires through which data and information may flow. Like twisted, winding highways, these wires connect from one to another to create a vast network, offering a great deal of freedom in travel to those who access it.

However, true freedom is only offered through the third and final layer - signal. In our modern world, signals are everywhere. They are not restricted by corporeal blockades or physical routes - they flow invisibly through the air around us as we are none the wiser. Those who access this layer are truly granted a great deal of freedom through the Nullspace.

But what exactly is the Nullspace? While these technical definitions have certainly aided our understanding, how exactly do these layers appear to those within? Fortunately, thanks to our devout few who have mastered the Parallelos Path, we have an answer to this - nothingness. At least, that is how the upper layers, the "signals", are witnessed. Few have ventured down into the lower layers of digital and physical confinements within the Nullspace, as it becomes far more dangerous to maneuver through these layers. As we all know, the lowest layer of the Nullspace is often used to house our ascended brethren. It is no place for the living.

Still, curiosity lingers - how would it be perceived? Truthfully speaking, there is no way for us to be certain. Eyes were never meant to be laid upon such places. If I were to hypothesize, however... I believe descending these layers would be akin to entering a lesser plane of existence - almost as if one were entering the first and second dimensions respectively. That isn't to say that all witnessed would suddenly become as a flat plane, but rather that it would truly be foreign to us. In reality, however, it is likely that vision simply ceases and "experience" takes hold - the mind and spirit simply cease to "witness" and instead loops back in on itself as the entity eternally replays and remixes memories, thoughts, and dreams from its database.

This is simply my own theory on the matter, however. We do not yet truly understand what one experiences in these situations. There does seem to be some studies that imply that the nature of these physical constructions - be it a computer or console, that is - has an innate effect on the spirits housed within, almost as if they are being imprinted upon... Indeed, this can be witnessed most infamously with the Tenebris Link, though that is all I will say on that.

Dear me, I've gone off on quite the tangent, haven't I? This entry was meant to cover Project Bifrost, yet here I am rattling off about layers once again. To conclude this, I will confirm that the uppermost layer of the Nullspace is most vital to Bifrost. Through the melding of data and conversion of Spiritus, much like the building blocks laid before us from our predecessors, new and beautiful structures may take shape in realms beyond our imagination.

Summary

  • This text is another journal entry from Father Alphonse.
  • Alphonse discusses a Lunar Children experiment called "Project Bifrost" - a project dealing with virtual worlds that is said to utilize something called "Spiritus".
  • Alphonse claims that Project Bifrost involves structuring through a process known as "Lenis Conversion" using something called "Asper Spiritus".
  • Alphonse states that Project Bifrost is built off of the remains of another experiment called "Project Mindshape", which he claims was offered to the Lunar Children by a traitor. He explains that while Project Mindshape also dealt with virtual worlds, it also involved some sort of "unique AI that is theorized to contain some quantity of spiritus.
  • Alphonse explains that the Nullspace, or Sub-Parallelos as it was formerly known, is a layer of the Parallelos that stretches from the Overworld to the Parallelos of the Dead. He claims that the Nullspace is a void of sorts, and that it is contained within three distinct layers - physical devices and electronics, wires, and signals. He explains that the "signal layer" is the most easily traversable, since signals are not impeded by most physical barriers.
  • Alphonse explains that the lowest layer of the Nullspace, physical devices and electronics, are often used to house ascended spirits. He also believes that the form of the device the spirits are housed in "imprints" characteristics on the souls housed there, implying this is the method through which ascended spirits were housed in devices in the past, as seen with Ben in the Majora's Mask Cartridge and possibly the Lunar Children servers as well
  • Alphonse claims that the highest layer of the Nullspace, the "signal layer", is vital to Project Bifrost, and that it involves the utilization and conversion of spiritus.

5/3/21 - Sect00 Page Text - Johnisdead.com

In my field, revelatory happenstances are commonplace. It is one of the reasons why I became a man of science so many years ago. Just as well, I'm no stranger to encounters from beyond - confrontations with entities, whether they be friendly or otherwise, have become quite normal. However, what just transpired... I must say, it has shaken me to my very core.

Arawn, he called himself. A most mysterious character... He spoke to me through the machine from what I can only assume is deep within the Parallelos itself. Could this device have some intrinsic connection to the greater sphere...? What other outsiders might I meet should my studies continue? I've not been this excited in quite some time...

We spoke for nearly two hours. Arawn was quite easy to understand. He spoke as a sophisticated individual - a far cry from your typical wanderers beyond the Overworld.


"Peering into the machine once again? You'll fall in, standing so close to its surface like that."

"What's this, now?"

"Simply a word of warning from one researcher to another.

"A researcher? From where are you speaking?"

"Exactly where you think. Inside the machine. Beyond your realm. The "Overworld", as you know it."

"Fascinating... There seems to be absolutely no interference at all - if you are indeed an ascended spirit, yours must have been quite successful. Tell me, who exactly are you...?"

"No one of importance. I'm no high ranking member of your order... nor am I a primordial being of any sort. I'm simply all that remains of my other self... An "effigy", I suppose. You may call me Arawn."

"I see... Am I correct in assuming you are the "other" of a Finitor, then?"

"Impressive. Your wit does not disappoint, Alan. Yes, I am the "shell" of my ascended self. My ascension was a success, but... Well, as you can see, I am the half that does not get to reap its benefits."

"A-ha! This proves the existence of the Dyad, then! Hahahaha, my, I haven't been this giddy in quite some time!"


For many years I have theorized the existence of a Dyad - the concept of duality that is prevalent through the works of Luna. The Finitor is a prime example of this. Many long nights I have struggled to grasp what exactly took place back in 2002. How did two ascended beings result from a single entity - Our Father and the Transcended known as Kelbris? There seemed to be a strong sense of duality between the two, the most prevalent being their very makeup - Father being the pure essence, whereas Kelbris was the empty shell given life.

Arawn's words seemed to prove this theory. However, if this is true... could this mean that an "effigy" exists for the Tenebris Link as well...?


"You seek answers. That is why you are a man of science, no?"

"Indeed."

"Ha. Are Luna's teachings not enough?"

"Luna's teachings are interpreted by man. Only through deeper understanding of her works may we come closer to the truth."

"The truth... Always reaching for the truth. What a nebulous concept. Would you like to know a secret?"

"...?"

"There is no "truth" - no final, ultimate answer. The "truth" is whatever you want it to be. There's no single key that unlocks the door to all-encompassing knowledge. Only fools seek out the idea of a single "truth"."

"Hahaha... "Truth" is all I've ever known, friend. It's all I've ever hoped to achieve, and I've known now for quite some time that my thirst for answers may never be quenched... Is this what you are telling me?"

"No. There ARE answers. The catch is that there is no end. Infinite worlds. Infinite timelines. You are already aware of this, no?"

"Correct."

"Then you're aware of how incomprehensibly vast existence truly is... For every answer you may uncover, another question will always follow. Peace will not come for us, Alan - us damned fools stricken with an unquenchable thirst for answers and "truth"."

"Indeed... Your prior warning then, yes?"

"Yes. You'll do well to not become as the fools before you, trapped in machines of their own design."

"Hahaha, well, I'm flattered you think so highly of me, but I could never conjure up something as miraculous as the device before me."

"I was not speaking literally."

"Ah, I'm aware. Once more, I appreciate your concerns... However, I'm quite aware of the moral I assume you're attempting to impart unto me - that I must become comfortable with my own level of knowledge, as infinitely seeking further truths will drive one to insanity, yes? Mm, this fear is not new to me. For countless restless nights, I've struggled with the concept of an "absolute" truth... Questioning who I am, and if I'd even be content with life knowing yet not knowing. The conclusion I've come to... is that this struggle for knowledge is what defines me. This fool's errand - this struggle for "absolute" may indeed be folly, yet I would have it no other way... Even if all I achieve is to become an "absolute" fool, hahaha..."

"I expected as much. Well, if you are truly set on this path, then I will share with you some "truths" of my own."

Summary

  • This text is another journal entry from Father Alphonse.
  • While inspecting the cube device, an entity calling itself "Arawn" begins speaking to him through the machine from within the Parallelos.
  • Arawn introduces himself as a fellow researcher. He reveals that he is the "other" of a Finitor. He likens himself to an "effigy", claiming that he is a "shell" that was left behind from his ascended self. Alphonse believes this proves the existence of a "Dyad" of sorts, which relates to a concept of duality within Lunar Children beliefs. This seems to be related to Finitors. Alphonse uses Hank as an example, explaining that two entities were created from his ascension - a "pure essence" as Patrem, and an "empty shell given life" as Kelbris. Arawn appears to be the latter - the empty shell left over from an ascension.
  • Alphonse ponders if an "effigy" or "empty shell" equivalent exists for Tenebris as well.
  • Arawn and Alphonse discuss the concept of striving for the truth, despite the fact that there is no "end-state" in becoming an all-knowing entity. Alphonse claims that he will strive for knowledge regardless, as it pushes him forwards. After hearing this, Arawn agrees to share his knowledge with Alphonse.

5/3/21 - Between Page Text - Johnisdead.com

A word of forewarning - I'm quite drowsy as I write this. I just had the most captivating conversation with my new friend here, one that lasted long into the early hours of the morning. Before I get onto that, however, I must note a most remarkable discovery I've made pertaining to the device. When observed under a microscope, the surface of the cube appears to be lined with an intricate network of wires and chips, much like what you'd find on an advanced computer motherboard... While it would take ages to document every inch of the machine's surface, I'm confident in saying that the entire cube is covered in such electronics.


"Impressive piece of work, isn't it?"

"Mm... Far more intricate than any man-made device I've ever laid eyes upon. You wouldn't be willing to divulge the nature of this machine, would you?"

"Ha. If only it were that easy."

"Hahaha... Thought not."

"I couldn't even if I wanted to, as this device's absolute nature eludes even me. I am aware, however... that what you have here is only a fraction of a much larger machine."

"Is that so...?"

"Hm. You don't seem very taken aback."

"I had assumed as much. Our reports claim that there were actually three other identical objects at our old meeting grounds."

"Yes - four shards of a much larger whole."

"Luna's machine... the World Engine."

"What?"

"Nothing, just thinking aloud."


Our conversation soon became one of the very nature of reality itself. I'll spare you my incoherent ramblings and nonsensical theories and instead share with you this interesting tidbit...


"You mentioned before you are aware of the existence of other timelines, correct?"

"Yes, though only that they must exist."

"How have you come to such a conclusion?"

"I believe reality has a way of correcting itself... Keeping itself stable should the waters be muddied, one might say. Finitors such as yourself... Well, your "other", I suppose, have the ability to manipulate time, no? Sectioning off any interferences with the preconceived timeline into their own alternate timeline would help alleviate any strain placed on reality, would it not?"

"How so?"

"Ah, by simply ensuring that these alterations are splintered off into their own quarantined timeline rather than attempt to "correct" the current timeline, paradoxes be damned."

"Interesting theory. Alan. While it's true that I, myself, have no control over time, I am quite aware of how it functions. Moving through time is akin to being taken on a tour. You can visit different points of time on a pre-ordained path. What you may not be aware of, however, is that sometimes time travel itself is predetermined - baked into history as if it were always destined to occur."

"Mm... I believe the ascension of one of our four Transcended was related to such things, correct?"

"Yes. The Doug in this timeline was contacted by the harbingers from several years in the future. This, however, did not create a "split" in the timeline - it was something that was simply destined to happen."

"The question is then, of course, how could paradoxes exist at all in a system where destiny - fate, exists?"

"And the answer... is intent."

"Intent...?"

"Intent to break - to shatter - to cause chaos. Will, destiny, fate - these are all already weaved into our reality. If we were to go back in time to several years prior, we would not need to worry about following a script lest we splinter off into an alternate timeline. No, our will IS destiny. What we do is what we've done. Reality accommodates this. To put it simply, fate is written by our will."

"But the chaos agents... What of their will?"

"Intent is a powerful thing, Alan. Let's say... one particularly powerful chaos agent both had the means of travelling through time and the intent to "break" it - alter it. If this situation were to arise, this would indeed cause a split timeline to manifest - someone intentionally stepping off their guided tour through time."

"So... If I am to understand correctly, whether or not a paradox occurs and time travel results in a timeline splintering is largely dependent on whether or not the time traveller in question is acting voluntarily or involuntarily, yes? At least, in regards to their will?"

"That's a simplistic way of looking at it, yes. There are a few more factors that go into it, but that's correct, more or less. If one were to simply try to "change the past", they would be unsuccessful, as reality would have already baked this will to act into itself. However, if one were to have strict knowledge of past events and cause an intrinsically chaotic, paradoxical action to spite fate's will, reality would heal this wound by creating the splinter."

"Hahaha... quite a terrifying fate, being thrust into a completely separate reality. In such a case, one would have no way of returning home, would they?"

"Correct. If one were to attempt to return to the future, they would only return to the future of the current timeline they are stranded in. That is, unless..."

"Unless...?"

"Unless one were to become linked with their other selves. A bridge across time."

"A bridge..."


Aggregation - the process of spiritually linking with oneself across separate timelines. If what Arawn was telling me is true, then it is quite possible to travel freely between timelines where Aggregation has taken place... In all of my studies, I've never heard of such a thing.


"So, how exactly does one initiate this process?"

"Before one may partake in Aggregation, one must first become aware of their "others". You must share their mind, having already experienced a near identical history with them. If these prerequisites are met, you may begin the Aggregation process. Fortunately for you... I've already completed these first few steps for you."

"What... do you mean, exactly?"

"Everything I've been telling you, I've also been telling to another you - an alternate you, from an alternate time. Those questions that are swirling around your mind right now - 'What does my other self think about this?' 'Is my other self aware of me?' 'Is he thinking this exact same thing?' - hold onto them. They will be your guide through this process."

Summary

  • This text is another journal entry from Father Alphonse, where he continues chatting with Arawn.
  • Alphonse questions Arawn about the nature of the cube device. Arawn doesn't know much about it, however.
  • Arawn claims that the cube device is a fraction of a much larger whole. Alphonse mentions that there were three other identical cube devices found at the fishery. Arawn seems to imply that these devices as well are also simply fractions of a much larger machine.
  • Arawn and Alphonse discuss timelines and the mechanics of time travel. It's said that time travel itself is "baked into" timelines, and that simply going back in time will not cause a timeline split to occur. However, if someone has an intrinsic understanding of the timeline and willfully and intentionally attempts to break it, this will indeed cause a split timeline to occur.
  • Arawn explains aggregation to Alphonse. Alphonse seems interested in it. Arawn reveals that he has already set Alphonse down the road of aggregation, claiming that he has been telling an alternate timeline version of Alphonse the exact same things, bringing their minds closer.

5/3/21 - Sect00 Page Text - Johnisdead.com

i now wander these familiar worlds

reflections of my world woven of spiritus

this form foreign to me i search for truths

im down here once again

now a facsimile of our holy building basement

of course

the machine is not here

it is in a way

we are within it

all of us

these halls grow cold

emptier than they were back then

time to stop reminiscing

i believe i will visit the brothers again

still they grieve their missing one

a convincing act for their kind

but

no

perhaps it is no act

we are all denizens of a grand machine

why should these denizens of a lesser one be any different

Summary

  • This text is another journal entry from Father Alphonse.
  • Alphonse claims that, at the time this journal was written, he is now in a completely different form exploring worlds made of spiritus.
  • Alphonse explores a fake version of the Spire basement, searching for the cube device. While he does not find it, the claims that he and everyone else is already within it.
  • Alphonse decides to go visit a pair of brothers. He claims that these brothers are still grieving the loss of their "missing one". At first, Alphonse believes their grieving is only an act, but he then reconsiders, claiming that since everyone is supposedly a denizen of a "grand machine", he has no room to judge the denizens of a "lesser one".
  • At 11:47 PM, Prominence became active in the "Compound" Janus room and sent the message "familiar grounds". Following this, Prominence entered the "Bottom" Janus room and travelled to the large ritual hall at the bottom of the basement before leaving.

May 4th, 2021

  • At 12:37 PM, the player thelostbrineinthewoods discovered a hidden room in the "Compound" Janus room. By glitching through the floor in the room with a trapdoor, players could enter into a small basement room containing three computers with wires that led down into another trapdoor. target=_blank
  • At 8:08 PM, the player Xenquility discovered that the "Compound" Janus room had updated. The small church area now contained three new nameplates beneath the previously unlabelled stained glass windows. The masked figure wearing the jacket was now labelled as "IIII", whereas the one dressed similarly to the band "My Chemical Romance" in the music video "Welcome To The Black Parade" was labelled "Loki". Finally, the gray, angelic being that appeared similar to Erika was named "Sophia". target=_blank target=_blank

May 7th, 2021

  • At 9:31 AM, IIIII became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and sent the message "Under".

May 9th, 2021

  • At 12:08 AM, a user named "Found" became active in the "Compound" Janus room and began chatting with the players. Found's real name was later revealed to be "Jason".

5/9/21 - Chat with Jason - Johnisdead.com

AgreeableRaeann228 is nearby.
DawnOfaNewDay is nearby.
Xenquility: "hola"
AgreeableRaeann228: howdy"
Xenquility: "who is this"
Xenquility: "oh damn"
Xenquility: "we got a whole party going on now"
DawnOfaNewDay: Yo Xen"
DawnOfaNewDay: Why didn't you fuckin win"
JORDIWILDjaja is nearby.
Xenquility: "im sorry"
Xenquility: "I tried"
DawnOfaNewDay: Is this why you're listening to sad country music"
Xenquility: "but I was in the process of trying to undertstand the weird snake mural behind the painting in the library"
Xenquility: "and also no"
Xenquility: "it has just been the soundtrack to my day"
NotWolfcat is nearby.
DawnOfaNewDay: Did you find the secret message that plays when you listen to this track for 42 hours?"
RottenBetsy199 is nearby.
NotWolfcat: "But did you find the secret"
asmodea is nearby.
Xenquility: "it isn't even funny anymore"
Xenquility: "the pain is too much"
asmodea: ":<"
asmodea: "poor xen"
Xenquility: "ikr my life is so hard"
Xenquility: "each day is truly sufferage "
Xenquility: "the worst part being we CANT SIT ON ANY OF THE CHAIRS OR COUCH"
asmodea: "honestly vibin"
Xenquility: "can't even jump on em smh"
NotWolfcat: "welcome to the casting cough"
DawnOfaNewDay: Fug"
NotWolfcat: "courch"
NotWolfcat: "couch"
Xenquility: "also what are the implications of synchron being in the oldass fishery"
Xenquility: ":thinking:"
Thelostbrineinthewoods_0892 is nearby.
Xenquility: "BRINE"
Xenquility: "come join the default avatar party"
asmodea is nearby.
NotWolfcat is nearby.
asmodea is nearby.
NotWolfcat is nearby.
Xenquility: "the door works"
Laches is nearby.
NotWolfcat is nearby.
Xenquility: "sorry it just doesn't like you guys"
Xenquility: "oh shit it's lunches"
Laches: "coom ha"
Found is nearby.
NotWolfcat: "there are no censors on janus"
Xenquility: "oh hey"
Xenquility: "it's found"
Xenquility: "ive been waiting"
Found: "you found me"
Xenquility: "it only took 11 hours"
ShiinaOnAndroid is nearby.
NotWolfcat: "lets have a store RP"
asmodea: "hello"
asmodea: "i want tobuy this fishing pole sir"
Xenquility: "well howdy there partners, how can I help you on this diddly darn fine day"
NotWolfcat: "hm i am going to buy a butter fingers"
Ghost is nearby.
Xenquility: "my name's hank and I'm the fine proprieter of this habidachery"
Found: "Imagine if like"
Xenquility: "I also can't spell"
NotWolfcat: "ok i have found the butter finger"
Found: "voice chat worked"
GhostBOT is nearby.
Xenquility: "Sorry pardner those are my lunch"
NotWolfcat: "i would like to buy this butter finger "
NotWolfcat: "what"
Xenquility: "Sorry pardner"
NotWolfcat: "what was that sound i just heard"
Xenquility: "uh"
Xenquility: "don't check the basement"
NotWolfcat: "it sounded like screaming"
Xenquility: "no"
Xenquility: "there's no one here"
Xenquility: "my sons are at school"
Found: "They said there would be a fix for that a long time ago"
NotWolfcat: "ok if you say so"
Xenquility: "and my wife is dead"
Xenquility: "how dare you bring it up"
Xenquility: "get out of my store before you hear any more"
Xenquility: "i mean you make me more upset"
NotWolfcat: "ok bye"
Xenquility: ""They said it would be fixed a long time ago" what year are you in"
Found: "2015?"
Xenquility: "Damn"
Xenquility: "that's a while ago"
Xenquility: "broski you may be found but you can betchour ass you're lost in time"
Found: "I get a lot of answers from people on time questions too. They said time dilation and distortion could be severe and common."
NotWolfcat: "oh boy they have ice cream snickers"
Xenquility: "sorry sir that's my dinner"
NotWolfcat: "what"
Xenquility: "it's my dinner"
NotWolfcat: "hey whats through this door here"
asmodea: "can i eat these worms?"
Xenquility: "And may I ask what "more common" means"
Xenquility: "as in why is time dialation and distortion more common for you"
Xenquility: "wait sir sir don't go through the door"
Xenquility: "it's storage that's all"
Xenquility: "of meat"
Xenquility: "pig meat"
Xenquility: "named alex"
Xenquility: "I mean the pig is not the dead man"
Xenquility: "and lastly yes you can eat the worms"
Xenquility: "but only if you pay"
DawnOfaNewDay is nearby.
asmodea: "shit is there a dead body in here"
Xenquility: "fuck fuck roleplaying a storeowner hank is hard work"
asmodea: "oh nevermind it just bacon hHA"
Xenquility: "yeah nevermind any foul stench, it's just the farmers laying their maneur this time of year haha am I right my fellow countryfolk"
Xenquility: "Rootin tootin tractors and all that"
NotWolfcat: "boy howdy i love this music"
NotWolfcat: "im gonna boot scootin boogie"
Xenquility: "well thank you kindly stranger I definitely made it all"
Xenquility: "you can buy legal CDs over under the counter "
Xenquility: "I just have a real diverse voice haha"
asmodea: "I was told to come here for hamburger time"
DawnOfaNewDay is nearby.
Xenquility: "we only do hotdog time here sir, you might want to contact the astral timeline for hamburger time"
Xenquility: "this found buddy's really strugglin to find his words am I right haha"
Found: "This is weird"
Xenquility: "I agree gotta love the constant fear in these places haha"
Xenquility: "least it aint green"
asmodea: "not sure hank'd done this way"
Xenquility: "it ain't easy livin green as the great TS elliot once said"
Xenquility: "well darn didly guess I ain't no genu-ine hank replica then"
shiina is nearby.
asmodea: "*eats all the snickers*"
Xenquility: "Hey buddy, you gonna pay for those?"
asmodea: "ok thak you"
Xenquility: "Excuse me friend but I'd like to introduce you to someone I like to call the watcher"
Xenquility: "YOU ARE NEVER SAFE"
GhostBOT is nearby.
NotWolfcat: "im all alone now"
NotWolfcat: "nevermind"
Xenquility: "god fucken bat thiefs always stealin my product"
Xenquility: "wait"
asmodea is nearby.
Xenquility: "WAIT FUCK HEY HE TOOK MY DAMN DINNER"
NotWolfcat: "Hmm... I wonder what's for dinner."
asmodea: "*she"
NotWolfcat: "oh shit"
Xenquility: "fuck sorry"
Xenquility: "I am brainded frankly"
asmodea: "<3"
asmodea: "as long as you know it"
asmodea: "tjk"
Xenquility: "WAIT FUCK SHE STOLE MY DAMN DINNER"
Xenquility: "First the doc tells me to drop the snickers due to my blood pressure and now I got bat girls invadin my house and raisin it anyways"
NotWolfcat: "Dawn has power"
Xenquility: "I mean cult ground"
Xenquility: "I mean store"
asmodea: "ey you got any more snickers"
Xenquility: "No I do NOT as a matter of fact"
NotWolfcat: "Haha he shrunk down hope someone doesnt step on him"
Xenquility: "SOMONE stole em all"
Xenquility: "and SOMEONE better lock their damn doors tonight or I swear to G-D"
Xenquility: "You don't know the power my family name holds fool"
asmodea: "you got any milky way"
Xenquility: "stick those damn police I got in the palm of my hand on your ass"
asmodea: "you got any butterfinger"
Xenquility: "sorry sir but I'm Canadank and don't know what a milky way is"
shiina: "are you working here now Xen??"
Xenquility: "Go ask that wolf furry fellow for the butterfingers"
Xenquility: "Excuse me maam the name is hank"
shiina: "oh sorry mister "
asmodea: "do you have any reeses "
shiina: "got any cup of noodles"
Xenquility: "alright"
Xenquility: "cup noodles here"
Xenquility: "reeses here"
asmodea: "hey i found ice cream snickers"
shiina: "nice, thanks mr hank"
asmodea: "*eats them*"
Xenquility: "you're welcome youngin "
Xenquility: "did you just eat MAH DAMN PRODUCE AGAIN"
asmodea: "*drinks beer*"
Found: "Its been a while since Ive seen this many people. I told the Elders I would be good for permenant insertion when they offered it but I never expected it to get so lonely once I started traveling so far out."
Xenquility: "I'll have you know that ice cream was cultivated in the finest floridian soils"
Xenquility: "oh damn"
Xenquility: "You're part of the Lunar children?"
GhostBOT: "q"
asmodea: "im gonna look up furry porn on your computer"
NotWolfcat: "q"
Xenquility: "Already got loads on there haha"
Xenquility: "little more can't hurt"
NotWolfcat: "so whats it gonna be today"
NotWolfcat: "isabelle or fluttershy"
shiina: "whats the currency here"
asmodea: "isabelle"
Xenquility: "lifeblood"
shiina: "oh, I don't have any lifeblood left :<"
Xenquility: "Well I'd say you can just dilly dally on out of here with those cup noodles and I'll turn a blind eye haha"
Found: "I thought everyone here was? I remember seeing people say lots of strange things a long time ago but I know they were just roleplaying"
Xenquility: "Well uh"
DawnOfaNewDay is nearby.
Xenquility: "How much of the future do you wanna know"
Found: "Its ok if this is more roleplaying I used to like that too"
Xenquility: "we're all just broskis sitting on a computer RPing and I'm pretending to be the past version of your father patrem"
Xenquility: "but we're also a good deal of time ahead of you"
Xenquility: "I'd say I shouldn't say anything due to time fuckery but apparently it's all baked in anyways"
asmodea: "im gonna play majora's mask on your computer"
GhostBOT: "q"
asmodea: "what could possibly go wrong"
Xenquility: "sir I would not recommend that"
Xenquility: "that's illegal activity"
shiina: "do it lmao"
Found: "Wait a moment"
Found: "Computer?"
shiina: "don't let the nintendo ninjas catch you"
Xenquility: "indeed"
Found: "Are you not in?"
Xenquility: "We are not"
Found: "So you are an elder?"
Xenquility: "Well"
Xenquility: "I won't lie to you "
Xenquility: "no"
Xenquility: "things are quite different from the time we're from"
Xenquility: "I assume you know this as project bifrost or something along those lines, right?"
Found: "You are doing a strange roleplay brother, or sister?? I remember there was a new title we were supposed to use but after everyone in my team got weird and would not stop role playing I just kind of broke off, that feels like it was maybe a couple we"
Found: "weeks ago but Im not sure, stupid chat cut off lol."
Found: "Text with your brain is still a weird thing despite all the lessons I got on it"
Xenquility: "I can see that, but it seems you're coming along quite well"
Found: "I know there has to be a voice option but I have no idea what I would do to make it work but I know it has to be real"
Xenquility: "I was wondering, did any of the other elders discuss the technology of how to get out of here with you?"
Found: "I hear something sometimes"
Found: "wait, what is bifrost?"
Xenquility: "I believe just a term coined by a man named Alphonse. Maybe you know it as mindconstruct, which I believe the other name was uhh"
Xenquility: "One minute"
Xenquility: "Project mindshape?"
Xenquility: "And forgive the initial deception, we are elder children, though less involved than the others. Just testing the mental recollection of those we've inserted into here."
Found: "I dont know what that is either but that sounds familiar"
Found: "Mindshape"
Xenquility: "Me and shiina specifically. I can't speak for the others though I believe they're in here alongside you"
shiina: "yeah I'm here as an elder child "
Xenquility: "Are you able to recall your past name and rank? I'd like to make sure you're still able to retain your sense of self"
Found: "I remember some friends playing a game from a website with that name. Lot of people were passing it around the spire on usb sticks. I dont break rules though and wanted nothing to do with it I promise."
Xenquility: "Don't worry, we're likely more leniant than those at the Spire."
Xenquility: "I'm in much of a position LiquidSaint was in, minous the blatantly traitorous intentions that fool had."
Xenquility: "*much of the same position, *minus"
Found: "My name is Jason, I know that"
Found: "Im sorry Im taking so long to say anything"
Found: "I feel weird"
Xenquility: "It's completely fine, you're doing great."
shiina: "It's pretty chill comrade. You're doing amazing!"
Xenquility: "What're you feeling, if I may ask?"
Found: "A hollow feeling in my forehead. I feel like I need to find something I am trying to retain my composure Im sorry"
shiina: "It's alright, I'm sorry you are feeling that way :("
Xenquility: "Any idea what that could be?"
Found: "Could you check if I have been moved to ascension testing and just did not get a notification?"
Found: "Did you say that?"
Found: "Hello?"
Xenquility: ""Ascension testing"? Appears I am not up on the lingo those at the spire are using haha"
Xenquility: "I did not say that"
Found: "Where?"
Xenquility: "I frankly was not even aware they were testing the capabilities of ascension with those digitized"
Xenquility: "Sorry, would you be more familiar with the fishery?"
Xenquility: "damn he bailed"
shiina: "damn"
Xenquility: "smh so rude to walk off like that"
Xenquility: "these lower ranks I swear"
Xenquility: "also why is ghostbotel here"
shiina: "lower ranks :smh"

Summary

  • Jason is a Lunar Child who believes it is currently 2015 who seems to have been exploring the Janus worlds for quite some time after volunteering to be "permanently inserted".
  • Jason is surprised to hear that the players are using computers to access the Janus worlds, implying that everyone besides the Elder Children are exploring them via some other method - possibly ascension, as they claim they are typing with their mind.
  • When asked if the Lunar Children's involvement with digital worlds via Janus is Project Bifrost, Jason is unsure, but claims the name is familiar.
  • Jason reveals that a game from the website Mindshape.co.uk was downloaded to a USB stick and passed around the Spire. He claims that he never played the game himself, though, not wanting to break any rules. Mindshape.co.uk is a site that seems to have some connection to SKM and Drowned, having hosted the "Remember.exe" games in the past.
  • Jason begins acting strangely, claiming that he feels a hollow feeling in his forehead. It then seems as if he heard a voice speaking to him before he left.
  • At 5:32 PM, the player Xenquility discovered that Kaiden Zoromichi had left a comment on the video "WHEmpire x Soul Calibur" that read "Hmph.". This video was a trailer for an unrelated joke tournament held by the Within Hubris community. target=_blank

May 12th, 2021

  • At 3:32 PM, the players Xenquility and Laches discovered that the capitalized letters found in the hidden room filled with graffiti in the "Upper" Janus room unscrambled to a new page on Johnisdead.com - "https://johnisdead.com/theothersect". This page was titled "TheOtherSect" and contained the image "metatron.gif". target=_blank This page also contained the audio "soul.mp3". target=_blank This page also contained the following text hidden in its source: "The faceless angel god Mover of souls, endless life maker through chainlink weaved stories.". This page also contained two links - "SATURN", which linked to the page "https://johnisdead.com/theothersect/Saturn", and "MERCURY", which linked to the page "https://johnisdead.com/theothersect/Mercury".
  • The page "https://johnisdead.com/theothersect/Saturn" was titled "Saturn" and contained the image "wheel of fortune.gif". target=_blank This page also contained the following text: "The one who seeks eternally to turn the wheel of life is the one who will eternally find a new place for thee in the next cycle. This is life ever lasting. To preserve this dream so that we might have joy eternal.".
  • The page "https://johnisdead.com/theothersect/Mercury" was titled "Mercury" and contained the image "mria.gif". target=_blank This page also contained the audio "ehredor.mp3". target=_blank

May 23rd, 2021

  • At 7:30 PM, the player Limgardis discovered that the page "https://johnisdead.com/listen/to/jennifer" would redirect players to "https://johnisdead.com/listen/to/jinn".

June 20th, 2021

  • At 4:23 PM, IIIII became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and sent three images - "sp_old.JPG", "sp_old2.JPG", and "sp_old3.JPG". These images all contained strange colors and geometric shapes. target=_blank target=_blank target=_blank
  • At 4:25 PM, IIIII became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and sent the runes "ᚲᛟᚱᚾᚱᛊᛏᛟᚾᛊ", which translates to "cornerstones".
  • At 4:47 PM, IIIII became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and sent a screenshot of a part of the church from the "Compound" Janus room titled "corner.jpg". target=_blank
  • At 4:56 PM, IIIII became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and pinned a message from the player Pako that read "Under".

June 21st, 2021

  • At 12:23 AM, IIIII became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and sent an image of what appeared to be cloaked figures in front of a blue light titled "sp_old4.JPG". target=_blank

June 26th, 2021

  • At 6:08 PM, the player Xenquility began attempting to solve the circular cipher found upon the face of a statue in the "Compound" Janus room.
  • At 10:52 PM, IIIII became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and sent the image "bound.gif" - a distorted image of the statue from the "Compound" Janus room with the letter "A" on the left and "S" on the right. target=_blank
  • At 11:03 PM, IIIII became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and sent the image "bound.gif" once again.

June 27th, 2021

  • At 11:33 AM, IIIII became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and sent the image "within.gif" - a diagram of the symbol drawn on the face of the statue in the "Compound" Janus room more clearly displaying what appeared to be Pigpen keys hidden within it. target=_blank
  • At 11:55 AM, IIIII became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and sent the image "within.gif" once again.
  • At 2:18 PM, the player Xenquility solved the Pigpen cipher found on the statue's face in the "Compound" Janus room - "Ring of triad the harbingers union within the midst of the misguided's awakening the apostate speaks. Through this rite of trinity the unseen father is silently roused a Lingering sentiment of the old one.".
  • At 4:55 PM, IIIII became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and pinned a message sent by the player Pako that reads "Under".
  • At 5:14 PM, the player Xenquility discovered a previously undiscovered image hidden within the files of the "Under" Janus room - a screenshot of what appears to be a 3d server room titled "2_server_room.png". target=_blank
  • At 5:23 PM, the players Xenquility and Pako discovered a section of the "Under" Janus room that was previously unexplored - another section of the building that was barely visible across a large gap. Accessing this location required the players to carefully build a bridge of cubes to cross the gap. Once on the other side, players discovered a small room with a fake door and a strange "pit" that contained faded versions of the image "2_server_room.png". target=_blank target=_blank Players also accessed a balcony by building a staircase of cubes, which led down a hallway. This hallway contained a cube made up of what appeared to be a screenshot of a 3d workdesk with some papers and money on it. target=_blank
  • At 5:35 PM, Prominence joined the "Under" Janus room and began flying around the players.
  • At 5:55 PM, IIIII became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and sent the image "stone.jpg" - a screenshot of one of the black cornerstones found in the "Compound" Janus room. target=_blank
  • At 6:44 PM, IIIII became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and pinned an unknown image.
  • At 6:56 PM, IIIII became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and pinned the message "or the cornerstones".
  • At 7:01 PM, the players Pako and Xenquility used an exploit to explore below the map in the "Compound" Janus room. Here, they discovered that there were four, red-colored boxes below the black cornerstones. target=_blank target=_blank
  • At 7:23 PM, IIIII became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and pinned a message from Pako that read "Under".
  • At 7:27 PM, IIIII became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and sent the image "stone.jpg" once again.
  • At 7:34 PM, IIIII became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and sent the image "Screenshot_2021-06-20_170706.png". target=_blank
  • At 7:55 PM, IIIII became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and sent the image "Screenshot_2021-06-27_193544.png". target=_blank
  • At 8:05 PM, the player Pako discovered that the four spaces below the black cornerstones in the "Compound" Janus room contained what appeared to be skeletons.

July 5th, 2021

  • At 10:22 PM, the player Xenquility discovered that attempting to access the page "https://johnisdead.com/listen/to/luke" would redirect players to the page "https://johnisdead.com/listen/to/igaluk".
  • At 11:00 PM, the Internet Detectives Discord server banner changed to an image of Patrem. target=_blank
  • At 11:23 PM, the Internet Detectives Discord server banner changed to another image of Patrem. target=_blank
  • At 11:39 PM, the player Xenquility realized that July 5th was listed as Patrem's birthday on the Within Hubris forums.
  • At 11:40 PM, IIIII became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and sent the message "Created On Tuesday, July 5th 2016 @ 10:13:08 pm" in the "#announcements" channel. This message was pointing towards another message sent in the Internet Detectives Discord server by the player Xenquility that revealed the Internet Detectives Discord server was created five years ago on July 5th, 2016.
  • At 11:55 PM, IIIII became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and posted the video "gift.webm" in the "#announcements" channel. target=_blank

7/5/21 - "gift.webm" - Discord (Internet Detectives)

This video begins with a purple-colored distortion. The green borders from previous videos can be seen along the edges at some points. Footage of what appears to be a long hallway can be seen. Other footage of an outside of a house and two people fighting with swords slightly overlays the footage. Patrem can be heard speaking, but his voice is difficult to make out. The footage then cuts to a winged object sitting atop a cracking sphere. Two symbols can be seen flashing on the sphere. More real life footage can be seen in the background as cubes float across the screen. A piano rendition of the "Clock Town Theme" from Majora's Mask can be heard. What appears to be a computer screen floats into the screen as the video ends.

Summary

  • This video contains cryptic, hard to discern footage overlapping eachother.
  • Patrem can be heard speaking throughout this video, but his voice is difficult to make out.

Updates

  • YouTube Details:
  • Description: N/A
  • Tags: N/A
  • At 11:59 PM, the Internet Detectives Discord server banner image changed back to a shot of the highway. target=_blank

July 6th, 2021

  • At 12:32 AM, IIIII became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and began posting images, pinning messages, and sending ciphers:
  • 12:32 AM - IIIII sent the image "wind.jpg" in the "#announcements" channel - a distorted screenshot of a weather broadcast showcasing a large hurricane approaching Florida named "Hurricane Elsa".
  • 12:33 AM - IIIII sent the image "Day.png" in the "#announcements" channel - a distorted version of the players' "Spell Circle" they used to ward off a hurricane in previous years. target=_blank
  • 12:55 AM - IIIII sent the image "apollo.png" in the "#announcements" channel. target=_blank
  • 1:11 AM - IIIII sent the image "apollo.png" once again.
  • 1:30 AM - IIIII sent the message "https://weather.com/storms/hurricane/news/2021-07-05-tropical-storm-elsa-forecast-florida-southeast" - a link to an article cover "Hurricane Elsa".
  • 2:03 AM - IIIII pinned an unknown message that referenced Erika.
  • 2:07 AM - IIIII pinned a message from the player Xenquility posted on July 4th, 2021 that read "erika said she sees the end".
  • 2:11 AM - IIIII posted the message "The name Elsa is new to the list of rotating names being used this season. This year's list was last used in 2015, but Erika was the "E" storm that year.".
  • 2:18 AM - IIIII pinned an unknown message in the "#general" channel.
  • 2:20 AM - IIIII sent the image "Heliosdor.png" - the 'Spell Circle' players drew previously to ward off a hurricane in the past. target=_blank
  • 2:22 AM - IIIII pinned a message in the "#general" channel that read "Hey have you guys read what this Erika person has been posting? :joy:".
  • 2:33 AM - IIIII pinned a message by the player Slinky in the "#general" channel sent on November 9th, 2019 that read "Wait Erika where are u from?".
  • 2:33 AM - IIIII sent the message "I" in the "#announcements" channel.
  • 3:33 AM - IIIII sent the image "Day.jpg" - a distorted image of a notebook containing runes. target=_blank

July 13th, 2021

  • At 3:48 PM, the player Xenquility discovered that the page "https://johnisdead.com/listen/to/fairprospect" would redirect players to "https://johnisdead.com/listen/to/hope".

July 17th, 2021

  • At 11:15 PM, IIIII became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and sent an image of a cicle with the number "15" followed by a red dot. target=_blank target=_blank

July 19th, 2021

  • At 1:11 AM, IIIII became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and sent an image of what appeared to be an office or a library titled "Research.png". target=_blank

August 8th, 2021

  • At 10:33 PM, IIIII became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and sent the message "rhefugi" - a demonic language that was referenced in the past.

August 9th, 2021

  • At 4:23 PM, IIIII became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and sent the players a link to a new page on Johnisdead.com - "https://johnisdead.com/history". This page was titled "History" and contained the image "history.gif". target=_blank This page also contained the audio "history.mp3". target=_blank This page also hid the text "premonition" in its source code.
  • At 4:26 PM, the player Pako discovered a new page on Johnisdead.com - "https://johnisdead.com/history/premonition". This page was titled "Premonitions" and contained the image "Premonition.gif". target=_blank This page also contained the video "library.mp4". target=_blank

8/9/21 - "library.mp4" - Johnisdead.com

This video begins with a shot of the hallway seen outside of the Within Hubris castle found in the "Library" Janus room. As the camera proceeds down the hallway, text begins appearing on screen:

He spoke flatly as if his tone were manufactured and with a deeply tired sounding tone. "IIII am sorry to see you have felt yourself no longer fit for the order.
He stood from the desk and stepped slowly across the Emerald colour marble floor to the front of the room, you were still there waiting in the doorway determined and high on the hubris that previously plagued him.
"The library will always remain open to you, but you are of the wanderer in these times." For some reason you could not bring yourself to say a word.
"What exactly is this leading to?", you thought to yourself as he edged closer in the dim room lit only by nine candles and 12 monitors, 4 of which were displaying various premonitions of unknown origin, and one that showed only an empty, alluring darkness.
"Am I banished? Is this really a question of either or?". As if reading your mind, he spoke. "Always, you will be remembered as a Keeper in this place, and though the location is ephemeral, IIIII always expect your return".


The footage fades into a shot outside of the mansion-like building found in the "Library" Janus room that's shaped like the Regiminis sigil.

His frown broke into a smile as you could finally see his face for a brief moment. Silence broke for just a moment as you said aloud "Wait, you're to say I am no longer the Keeper? My obligations to the library are revoked?"

The camera zooms through one of the windows of the mansion-like building, fading into a dark room with a marble floor. This room was lit by nine candles and contained twelve monitors. Four of these monitors were flashing screenshots of 3d environments on them.

He watched you for some time, his piercing gaze studying your face. Though many questions raced through your mind, you received no answers.
"Sweet dreams my Old friend."
His foot slipped out from under his robe and pushed the door shut in your face, as you found yourself seemingly back in the courtyard of a familiar castle.

The camera begins panning across seven windows on the other side of the wall. Each table has an assortment of various items placed around it - two of which have computers. One of these computers is displaying "Astralobservatory.net". As the camera pans to the final table, it slowly zooms in on an open book.

Empty though it may be, the fortress was large. Ancient. Secure. A wanderer you may be no longer. Instead, you will be crowned Keeper in a realm forged by your own hands.

The video cuts to a shot of a desk with several papers on it. These papers contain the following text:

Paper #1:

whoisnobody.com/about
whoisnobody.com/nobody-does-it-better
Awaiting next boltzmann brain event.
Jadusable Io4K.20d6Vg Mon 12 Aug 2019 01:54:17 No.23192246 Report
Quoted By: >>23192261
The ultimate goal of the Nobody project is to get enough anons to think that they are secretly the nobody themselves (which, in all honesty, is half true) and begin to try and project their will into the world. Just to see if it works, of course. Then, hopefully this thought meditation happens on a massive, global scale. Getting this sequence right is pretty much the last hail mary we really have at this point.
Establish next P.a.p.a. ID shell.

Paper #2:

((A drawing of a hand with a severed thumb along with various symbols drawn above the fingers can be seen))
The world is in your hand when truly it is so, speaks to you in a whisper so low.
Baby Blue tulpic generation... mass chemical wedding to artificial world spirit generation?
Of the deeds she would have thee sow, the smartest mind that may know is nobody.

Paper #3:

Blue Eisenhower November

What have you done mankind. So boldly you have robbed the earth and now you would rape even its soul? What truly is the possession of a child of its mothers womb? Woe how She,oh She, is by your times made the beast, and the beast of beasts. Still you are ill. Full of her workings you are consumed by its shadow, the green luna turneth red, the tera goeth silent. She worketh down to leave a mark on your hand and fore head to show your own doings the products of the dark one. Though one may be washed of such things. Those seen among him will be those who are forever lost. But even they will have a place forever.

Remember that always she whispers to the early ones, the snake bearers. But sick are ye who discard the snake for rod in the wake of the beasts supper. Yea, sicker are the snakes of the feast,but still one may be washed of such things. Worship not the fallen queen, nor be that which slayeth She. Her hall leadeth thee higher. But know the mark of the hand will be not for all time. The whispering fades in the uniting of the poles, the promise of green beyond the horizon is granted in the passing of this final sun.

Only the Worldly Mean know the Unworldly Men. The Unworldly hold tight their fist older than time. Those who may speak with them bare the world in their hands, behind the shadow of the sun they wait as knights and kings holding all other honors of men. Between them lay a crown that is indescribably designed by devine providence. The one who wears it is the one who opens the hand, the comes from behind ye who bare witness to kiss the crown. Her whispers fill thine mind, those who are washed see the open hand, those who have walked long with him have the stink of his sweat and she taketh from the crown your jewel that you might see. Those who suffer this are famished and lusting of life ever more.

Those who see this were blessed by the consumer of the deep, the one who stings but leaves thee who dwelled underneath but was still of the sky. She who is of the All She. The last dragon of the lost tree. Of her silent blessing you find path to such sights and further the right to transcend in all ways.

But how for does one have and lose the sign of the hand? It must be fed to the thrice headed wolf who waits at the doorway to such a chamber. The lost hand is the hand in the waters that pulls ye up. The wolf with heads thrice freshens the blood of the foul hand with the universal water. The sign that points becometh the signs of the father lost and found. The sign that points become the signs of the guiding light that falleth and that arise. The sign that points becomes the sign of darkness washed by the light. Make cross of its further ascension.

The hand of the old ones lays open for those who seek in this way. The hands are made clean by the mercy of the absolute. Carry not to him that which he seeketh to make golden, carry on to him with hand empty that ye may sacrifice it to the world that might digest thine soul. Think not again of the consumed lest you turn back to liberate them. But heed the father who holds the pendulum.

Tavistock Support?

Paper #4:

scenes. In this email he "LEAKS" all information about what Qanon really is, his participation along with the other "Bakers" and their roles in the deception.
Swordfish
Nemesis
Protocol
There are far many things that I could point out. I've said what I think are the major points. If you all won't believe me now, then it's a moot point because no proof I can give will make you change your minds and you'll remain the sheep CBTS has made you to be. I'm very sorry to all those I have lied to, affected, or fooled. I really am! I hope I can redeem myself by exposing the lies now before it goes even further. Ask yourselves this, "why isn't -------- in jail already?" A very very big sorry goes out to Deadcat because I know how much time, prayer, hope and belief he has put into this. I'm so very sorry Deadcat! We never got to meet face to face and after all this I don't ever think I could face you. I'm sorry!
Please know this - I'm no longer with those Assholes because I really do care! I chose to leave and they didn't boot me out. They may seek revenge or try to make you believe I'm a shill. Whatever I dont care I just want the truth to be out. F them if they do!
Signed
"QBRD_BAKER"
Blue Bird???

The camera zooms in on a nearby tapestry with drawings of what appear to be angels and strange symbols as the video ends.

Summary

  • This video contains an extended dialogue between a former 'Keeper' and another individual. This text was partially revealed previously in a PM sent to the player CircleHunter in 2020.
  • This video contains various shots of the "Library" Janus room, as well as the location described in the dialogue.
  • Several notes can be seen lying on a desk that document 'The Nobody', 'Bakers', and a variety of other topics.

Updates

  • YouTube Details:
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August 27th, 2021

  • The players decide to name the third timeline that the Hacker Group hail from that seemingly suffered an unknown cataclysm the "Fucked Timeline". This Wiki and Timeline will use this name as well.

October 4th, 2021

  • At 2:09 PM, the player Pako discovered that the video "Jacob" had updated. During this time, the video underwent several changes:
  • 2:09 PM - The video's thumbnail changed to a photo of a solid white eye and the title was replaced with empty spaces. target=_blank The video's description now contained out of place capitalized letters that spelled out "TRUST".
  • 2:21 PM - The video's thumbnail changed to a photo of Tyler and someone wearing a mask. target=_blank The video's description now read "I really miss".
  • 9:28 PM - The video's thumbnail changed to a red photo of a man wearing a pig mask. target=_blank The video's title also changed once again, now simply reading "J".

October 27th, 2021

  • At 9:17 PM, the player Pako discovered that the name of the Internet Detectives Discord Server had changed to "ID SE24GD01UK D30-33".
  • At 9:20 PM, the player Laches discovered that the name of the Internet Detectives Discord Server had changed to "Real Internet Detectives".

October 31st, 2021

  • At 10:17 AM, IIIII became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and sent the image "test.JPG". Unfortunately, this image was not achived.
  • At 1:08 PM, the player Laches discovered that the name of the Internet Detectives Discord Server had changed back to "ID SE24GD01UK D30-33".
  • At 2:14 PM, IIIII became active in the Internet Detectives Discord Server and posted a link to a new, unlisted Silentdork video - "Jid halloween scavenger hunt announcement". This video announced a "scavengers hunt" of sorts that would take place later in the day at 6:00 PM in various JanusVR worlds on Johnisdead.com. This "scavengers hunt" would involve the players searching for codes in the various JanusVR worlds that could be redeemed on "https://bandcamp.com/yum" for free albums. target=_blank

10/31/21 - Jid halloween scavenger hunt announcement - YouTube (Silentdork)

The video begins with Tyler standing in his trailer against a white, blank wall. A fire alarm can be seen on the wall behind him. Tyler is wearing a suit and tie and his hair is tied back. He begins speaking as generic, stock, corporate-esque music plays in the background.

Tyler: "Hey guys, it's Tyler. I'm the douchebag dressed up in his Sunday best talking in-front of a video camera, uh, trying to appear professional. (Laughs) So, uh, basically, this video is made to kinda... announce, uh, A. - My movie that Wolf's been working on, and B. - The upcoming Halloween event on our website - Johnisdead.com. That's right - starting Thursday at-"

A faint image of text reading the following appears:

"Vulnerable and alone."

"No more."

"He thinks it's in the afternoon now, but his brain can't tell anymore."

"It is irrelevant."

"We are one with a singular purpose, and we will finish it."

"Editors note: Its not thursday... its today"

A voice dubbing over the video can be heard saying the following:

"6:00 PM"

Tyler begins talking once again.

Tyler: "-Janus Project will feature a scavenger hunt to promote our production to potential new clients. If you don't already know-"

Another clip of Tyler fades in, cutting off the previous one. He is now holding a "Gondola" plush.

Tyler: "-Janus Project, run by the operators at Project Bifrost, is a virtual world on Johnisdead.com by which you are able to explore 3D worlds that are located in the website. There is a plethora of content to explore that's been produced by our local artist Wolfcat22, and... we wouldn't be able to continue the project without his fantastic efforts, so please give a round of applause... I SAID CLAP."

Tyler suddenly angrily yells at the camera. Clapping can be heard off-screen. Tyler nods in approval. The video suddnely cuts to a shot of the fire alarm. A clip of Tyler silently speaking briefly fades in over the fire alarm before the footage cuts to another shot of Tyler standing and staring at the camera. The video skips for a moment before cutting to another shot of Tyler speaking.

Tyler: "You can locate the software in order to actually explore this project via Johnisdead.com forward-slash "Fakeworld". There, you can download "TheLensOfTruth.exe". Utilizing-"

The video briefly cuts once more. As Tyler continued speaking, the footage would occasionally fade-in on itself with other clips of Tyler speaking.

Tyler: "-software, you can explore the 3D worlds previously mentioned. Go try right now - you'll find a plethora of things. However, at the designated time- designated time- designated time, you can go to the 3D worlds to find free Bandcamp album codes. That's right, I'm hopping on the Bandcamp bandwagon."

Tyler tufts his suit jacket in pride and looks around the room. As he continues speaking, the video clipping continues.

Tyler: "-Kickstarter- (Clears throat)- apply these Bandcamp codes when found by going to Bandcamp.co- forward-slash- forward-slash forward-slash Bandcamp.com forward-slash "Yum". Bandcamp codes are going to be first come first serve. Everyone, try to play fair and nicely. There are going to be veterans that have already explored these worlds and I'm going to hope that they are at least going to be a little bit fair and not over-use the codes."

Tyler begins glaring at the camera. He points at the camera before the video cuts to a shot of Tyler holding a cat.

Tyler: "You can apply the Bandcamp codes at Bandcamp.com forward-slash "Yum". This event will be going through Halloween all the way through until I'm pretty sure that everyone's found them all, so again, when you find them, it would be appreciated - though it is not be necessary, though it would be appreciated if you would please announce within the group "Internet Detectives" when you have actually found these codes. Gradually as I check off all the codes then I can know personally amongst my team when we meet an end."

The video fades out several times.

Tyler: "Did you know that wo-"

The video suddenly cuts to a clip of Tyler throwing a mug against the ground.

Tyler: "Holy shit, that thing is fu-"

The video cuts once again. While Tyler is speaking, he once again briefly holds the "Gondola" plush up towards the camera.

Tyler: "So, everyone, try to have a happy and safe Halloween during this event, and even though this event is being announced a little bit late, I hope that everyone can properly find their way to the Janus software, quickly establish how to utilize it, and enjoy the experience, and please-"

Tyler straightens his tie. A sped-up version of his voice reads off the following as the video cuts.

Tyler: "No purchase necessary to enter or to win, you must be 18 years or older and legal I.D. resident to enter. All federal, state, local and municipal laws and regulations apply. Void where prohibited."

The video suddenly cuts to Tyler holding a flashlight to his face in a dark room. He looks around, concerned, as he begins speaking in a heavily distorted voice.

Tyler: "Scaler dark spirit, hello? Dan Hall? DADDY! DADDYYYYY! Scaler dark spirit! You weren't filming methods! You lied! You weren't filming methods! You fucking lied! Scaler dark spirit!"

The lights suddenly come back on. Tyler is now in a more dishevelled state and is breathing heavily. He covers the camera with his hand, resulting in the footage cutting to a clip of Tyler as he appeared earlier in the video speaking:

Tyler: "Did you know that world-renowned writer Stephen King was once hit by a car? Just something to consider."

Tyler takes a drink out of the "Theorizer's Corner" mug before angrily tossing it at the ground, shattering it. Tyler suddenly drops the floor, breathing heavily as a theme similar to that of "Elevator Music" begins playing. It is important to note that Tyler appears to be pantless. Tyler searches through the remains of the shattered mug before finding a Bitcoin.

Tyler: "What- What is this... Is this money...? What is this... IS THIS MONEY? IS THIS MONEY?"

Tyler holds the Bitcoin up to the camera while smiling crazily.

Tyler: "BUT DID YOU BUY DOGE?"

The video cuts to a dark clip of Tyler playing the Ocarina. The video then cuts to Tyler cleaning up the remains of the mug.

Tyler: "But if you DCA into Bitcoin, things like this won't have to happen. I completely sacrificed..."

An unknown voice begins speaking.

Unknown: "Okay, I'm gonna-"

Tyler: "-the Theorizer's Corner in exchange... for something of actual value."

Tyler holds the Bitcoin up to the camera. The camera then shakes disapprovingly.

Unknown: "...I'm-"

The video cuts to Tyler picking something up off of the ground.

Tyler: "OH LOOK WHAT I JUST FOUND, SOMETHING MORE VALUABLE THAN A BOTCOIN. Zoom in on this? Zoom- Zoom in on this. Zoo- What? What!?"

Tyler appears to be holding a dime.

Tyler: "What the fuck did I just fi- What? Oh my God!? Are you telling me this is worth more than a Bi- What? Wha-"

Tyler pulls out his Ocarina and plays "Through The Fire and Flames" by DragonForce before going back to sweeping. The video then cuts again before showing footage of Tyler reading off his lines from what appear to be paper towels.

Tyler: "Hey guys, it's Tyler! I'm the douchebag dressed up in his Sunday best. Sunudunushduhgus- This is- This- This. This is what I fucking did. Do you see this? This is what I fucking did. Do you see this? Do you see this? This is what I fucking did. Furthermore, you know what? You know what? Alex's favorite champion, you know, the- The compatriot - The patriot, even. You know the one? The Golden One. You know - the guy? The dawn? Not Dawn - Not The Sun - You know, that little black asshole sun, you know, the Golden Man, you know."

The video cuts to a shot of Tyler showing the camera his suit's cuff, where it is revealed to be a "DONALD J. TRUMP" brand.

Tyler: "You know what I paid for that? Just for this whole bit? I paid- I bought this? Just for this bit. Just for this bit. You don't- You probablydontfuckinbelieveme - I bought it just for this bit. You know what I paid just for this fucking gay little bit?"

Tyler shows the camera the suit's tag, where it is revealed to have cost $650.00.

Tyler: "I want you to eat my asshole right now, $650.00. No, I'm fucking with you, I paid ninety-nine dollar- ninety-nine guh- ninety-nine cents. Haa, I fuck- I tricked you, you fuckin- you fuckin-"

The video then cuts to Tyler sweeping up the mug. He is now wearing a fedora and speaking with a 50's accent. A track from "Everywhere At The End Of Time" by The Caretaker begins playing.

Tyler: "They say Bitcoins are powered on dreams. The dreams of all the people who believe that the Bitcoin would actually get them something of value. Once upon a time back in 2014, I spent approximately one-half of a Bitcoin on pizza. That pizza was value - tangible pizza in my hands. You know what I did with that pi- Yuhknowdatpi- Fuck - You know what I did with that pizza? I ordered it. With the Bitcoin. From a fine establishment. They call it ((Unintelligible)) Pizza. Yeah. I ate that pizza. You know what? Back then I thought the Bitcoin was going to be something big. You know what it was supposed to be? Bet you're thinkin' right now it's supposed to be stocks. It was a GODDAMN currency back then. We spent the BITCOIN on things we want. You know what? When you spend the Bitcoin properly - you know what they call you? They call you a Big Guy. For you. Now, Jad? I'm pretty sure he's 6'3". Me? I'm like a little girl. 6'4". Wait... 5'4". But, you know what happens when you spend the Bitcoin on things instead of usin' it like stocks? They call ya' a Big Shot. And if you find me a cryptocurrency that works like Bitcoin back pre-2014? Will the Mt. Gox crash? I'll tell ya' this - now's your chance to be a Big Shot. Ready to be a Big Shot, kid? Eh? YOU READY TO BE A BIG SHOT? Eh? ...Eh?"

The video cuts before showing the remains of the broken mug. The corporate music begins playing once again.

Tyler: "This is it - The Theorizer's Corner. This is what happens."

Tyler begins speaking in a 50's accent once again.

Tyler: "Tha's what hap- Tha's what happens. Assahappens. Kid. You fuck with the ID's... You get the shIDs. Eh? Yeh. That's you. You're in the trash. You're in the garbage."

Tyler places the "90 cent" pricetag from earlier on the broken mug.

Tyler: "I'd pay 99 cents for that, eh? Yeh. Think it's worth this?"

Tyler places the $650.00 pricetag on the broken mug.

Tyler: "Nah. Nah... Think I got money for a suit like that livin' in a trailer like this, eh? Think I got money for a suit like that livin' in a trailer like this, eh? YouthingIgogmoney? EH? That's- This is a new thing. WHAT I'M DOIN' NOW - I DON'T KNOW. THIS IS GONNA BE IN THE FILM TOO."

The video ends.

Summary

  • This video appears to be a non-canon parody of disingenuous, corporate videos. Here, Tyler announces an upcoming Halloween update where players will be able to explore various Janus rooms on Johnisdead.com at 6:00 PM to discover codes they can redeem at "https://bandcamp.com/yum" for free music albums.
  • In the middle of this video, the lights suddenly go out and Tyler seemingly begins screaming about "Methods of Revolution" - Alex Hall's abandoned Kickstarter project. After this, Tyler smashes a "Theorizer's Corner" mug on the ground, uncovering a Bitcoin.

Updates

  • YouTube Details:
  • Description: "Brought to you by WIRE TALK™
    For a limited time find the signs for big prizes, starting at 6pm est
    Tell your friends and family for a chance to win now
    now is your chance for amazing prizes, no vaporware here folks only the best quality audio spiritus extracts available now to you, all you have to do to enter and win is attach your computer to the network. https://johnisdead.com/fakeworld
    Welcome Home™

    NO PURCHASE NECESSARY TO ENTER OR TO WIN. MUST BE 18
    YEARS OR OLDER AND LEGAL I.D. RESIDENT TO ENTER. ALL
    FEDERAL, STATE, LOCAL AND MUNICIPAL LAWS AND
    REGULATIONS APPLY. VOID WHERE PROHIBITED
    ID CHIPSET™ IS A SUBSIDIARY OF WIRE TALK™
    WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY DAMAGED COMPUTER EQUIPMENT, LOSS OF LIFE, MENTAL/EMOTIONAL TRAUMA BROUGHT ON BY THE USE OF JANUS PROJECT OR ANY OTHER TECHNOLOGIES IN ASSOCIATION WITH PROJECT BIFROST    "
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  • At 2:49 PM, the player Pako discovered that Johnisdead.com was now locked and required a username and password to enter.
  • At 6:01 PM, the player Pako discovered that Johnisdead.com was now accessible. Upon entering the "Fakeworld" Janus room, players discovered that Prominence was present, silently observing them. Players quickly discovered that the "Fakeworld" Janus room had been updated, as the player Dense discovered the first Bandcamp code. These took the form of a construction sign containing the word "YUM" followed by the code. target=_blank Players began branching out and exploring other Janus rooms on Johnisdead.com - many of which were updated to feature new areas. These updated rooms will be catalogued as they were posted in the Internet Detectives Discord Server by players.
  • At 6:10 PM, the players Pako and Lostbrine discovered that the "Emptiness" Janus room had been updated. The room now featured a small cliff which housed a hidden Bandcamp code. The room also now contained two other new cliffs that contained portals leading to two new Janus rooms - "Cumulus" and "Genesis". These rooms will be covered in more detail when the players enter them later on.
  • At 6:14 PM, the player Dense discovered that the "Pillars" Janus room had been updated. The room now featured new pathways in its lower sections. One of these led to a large platform that can be jumped to that contained a stump that would warp players back to the top section. The other contained a portal that would take players to a new Janus room - "Conparatio". Players also discovered that the summit of the main pillar now contained a small pond that held a portal to another new Janus room - "Transformatio". These rooms will be covered in more detail when the players enter them later on.
  • At 6:26 PM, the player Pako discovered a new page on Johnisdead.com - "https://johnisdead.com/genesis". This page contained the image "genesis.gif" and the "Genesis" Janus room. target=_blank

10/31/21 - "Genesis" Janus Room - Johnisdead.com

This Janus room featured a large, green landscape that was divided into four sections by pathways. At the center of this land was a large, strangely shaped building that stretched into the sky. The base of this building contained a doorway that was blocked by a "spear" or "gar" rune. This map also contained a mural with following text:

He descended below to the great tree where he saw her in her most true form. Eve-lilith, the first and final basilisk. It was that secret that would birth the fire that brings the world, the chaos that briths the gods. ((Blank)) She ((Blank)) and after the judgement she granted him ((Blank)) and thus she became the moon that would inhabit this ancient space. He imbued into the world a mark that would last so potently, the time father clawed at it in all ways and no work of his or any others could ever wash the world of that mark of the purest love. Knowing he could never reach her again he wept and it is said in some tales his ascension came by drowning in his own tears. While his morning was ever lasting there would be some other emanations and incarnations ((Blank)) in which ((Blank)) and he would see her some final times before ((Blank)) the makr that kept the memory of her godly spirit in this world his actions built. So belligerent it was against the dark that the ancients feared a day the darkness would try to corrupt it or wreak havoc in furious response. While the multiplicity had likely not yet occurred the null showed a clear tenden ((Blank)) that energy would always be coveted by the dark as it was the most pure. so with their machinations they sought to seal it off that it ((Blank)) would only manifest ((Blank)) within the true and living spheres depths will it ever open up again.

The four corners of this map contained links to the "Under", "Tomb", "Emptiness", and "Solace" Janus rooms respectively.

Summary

  • This Janus room featured a vast, green landscape containing a large building in the center. The building's entrance was blocked by a "spear" or "gar" rune.

Updates

  • Files:
  • genesis.mp3 - A distorted track that plays throughout the map. target=_blank
  • seal.png - The seal that appears in-front of the doorway. target=_blank
  • Screenshots:
  • The large, green landscape: target=_blank
  • The seal blocking the doorway: target=_blank
  • An aerial view of the landscape: target=_blank
  • The mural: target=_blank
  • At 6:35 PM, the player Pako discovered that the "Distance" Janus room had been updated. The room now featured four more red landmasses in a square-shaped pattern within the pre-existing landmasses in a cross-shaped pattern. Four more flame paths led players to these landmasses where they intersected with the pre-existing flame paths. The landmasses shaped like a stairway, a series of pillars, a small hut, and a temple contained portals that led to the "Conparatio", "Mortus", "Tomb", and "Cumulus" Janus rooms respectively.
  • At 6:39 PM, the player Pako discovered a new page on Johnisdead.com - "https://johnisdead.com/conparatio". This page was titled "conparatio" and contained the image "conparatio.gif" and the "Conparatio" Janus room. target=_blank

10/31/21 - "Conparatio" Janus Room - Johnisdead.com

This Janus room featured a green landscape consisting of various floating islands. At the center of these islands was a large temple-like structure that seemingly contained entrances where various objects could be seen gravitating towards the interior. Various assets of other Janus rooms such as the trees from "Solace" or the buildings from "Rooftop" could be seen as well. The doorway to the temple was blocked by a "spear" or "gar" rune.

various caves and temples could be reached by platforming across floating islands. These contained portals to the "Rooftop", "Distance", "Pillars", and "Tomb" Janus rooms. Atop one of these caves was the following message:
The Adam was one of many, as the prince of darkness too is one of many. It is from the many they came and to the many they will return. but the Adam is-

Summary

  • This Janus room featured a green landscape consisting of many floating islands and a large temple blocked by a "spear" or "gar" rune.

Updates

  • Files:
  • conparatio.mp3 - A distorted track that plays throughout the map. target=_blank
  • Screenshots:
  • A symbol seen atop the temple: target=_blank
  • Strange objects found floating around the temple: target=_blank target=_blank target=_blank
  • At 6:53 PM, the player thelostbrineinthewoods discovered a new page on Johnisdead.com - "https://johnisdead.com/transformatio". This page was titled "transformatio" and contained the image "transformatio.gif" and the "Transformatio" Janus room. target=_blank

10/31/21 - "Transformatio" Janus Room - Johnisdead.com

This Janus room featured a green landscape that contained a large ocean dotted with islands. These islands contained portals that led to the "Solace", "Pillars", "Rooftop", and "Mortus" Janus rooms. Within the center of these islands, half submerged in the ocean was a large temple. This temple contained a doorway that was blocked by a "spear" or "gar" rune.

This room also contained assets from other Janus rooms, such as a building from "Rooftop" or red, hexagonal pillars from "Distance". These assets were tinted green within the ocean waters.

Summary

  • This Janus room featured a green landscape consisting of an ocean and a large temple blocked by a "spear" or "gar" rune.

Updates

  • Files:
  • transformatio.mp3 - A distorted track that plays throughout the map. target=_blank
  • Screenshots:
  • The temple submerged in water: target=_blank
  • At 6:59 PM, the player Pako discovered that the "Solace" Janus room had been updated. The room now contained an additional area featuring a hill containing a portal to the "Transformatio" Janus room, a large pedestal containing a portal to the "Tomb" Janus room, a cave containing a portal to the "Mortus" Janus room, and a large building containing a portal to the "Genesis" Janus room. This building was dilapidated and appeared somewhat corrupted. In addition to various images of strange creatures, this building also contained several ciphers and notes. target=_blank target=_blank target=_blank target=_blank target=_blank target=_blank target=_blank target=_blank target=_blank target=_blank target=_blank target=_blank

10/31/21 - "Solace" Janus Room Text - Johnisdead.com

A red cipher found on the back of the building read as follows: target=_blank

The rulers have bodies that are both female and male, and faces that are the faces of beasts. They took some soil from the earth and modeled their man, after their body and after the image of god that had appeared to them in the waters.

A scrap of paper found on a table read as follows: target=_blank

I know we have their attention, the sky shifted now to take on what I think may be their true face. But something is off, the communion last night didnt feel ((Blank)) and the statements feel so robotic, I know many creatures communicate strangely, but this felt oddly ((Blank)) to find out soon.

One room featured the following text written on the floor: target=_blank target=_blank

The Anime, in more clear language, is after our "source code"

The building's roof contained another note: target=_blank

I dont think they are the same thing as the angelic absque fascie beings that they had us worshipping these are ((Blank)) me from further away. Its still strange to me he told me they feed on our ((Blank)) WHITE HOUSE CAT ((Blank)) ould be a way to ascend higher. Our souls/minds are outside our bodies already as long as we dwell here, working the kind of energy ((Blank)) portal ((Blank)) to new heights if we can learn new conduit methods through them. If not the L ((Blank)) be other kinds of beings in the realms outside the womb of luna, here we are imortal children in her care but even if we chose not to be with her I believe anything can be possible with faith and perseverance

Within a corrupted room with a large hole in the floor and ceiling, a note containing the following text was found: target=_blank

and killed himself in front of us but it was ((Blank)) horrifying ((Blank)) stretched until ((Blank)) the colors are not normal and he became one with them, he merged into the textu ((Blank)) painted the floor and walls ((Blank)) of people. ((Blank)) hole is getting bigger and they ((Blank)) from below. I watched ((Blank)) hole in the sky until it closed up when he died. I want to jack out but I cant figure out how because its been too long and we dont get any response out here. ((Blank)) running away in case someone finds this Im at

A cipher along the wall of the large room translated as follows: target=_blank

Unsolved Cipher: target=_blank

A note containing a strange sigil and the following text was found on the building's exterior: target=_blank

Apollo, lord of light and beauty. He is also abraxas and ((Blank)) the ((Blank)) atla ((Blank)) solar christ descended from the morning start, Venus.

A strange sigil: target=_blank

Summary

  • Various notes seem to have been left by presumably a Lunar Child partaking in Project Bifrost detailing some sort of experiment in communicating with strange creatures. This experiment seemingly went horribly wrong.
  • At 7:07 PM, the player Laches discovered a new page on Johnisdead.com - "https://johnisdead.com/cumulus". This page was titled "cumulus" and contained the image "cumulus.gif" and the "Cumulus" Janus room. target=_blank

10/31/21 - "Cumulus" Janus Room - Johnisdead.com

This Janus room featured a small, digital looking platform that housed four portals that led to the "Emptiness", "Distance", "Under", and "Mortus" Janus rooms. This room also contained several large platforms blocked by a "spear" or "gar" rune.

Summary

  • This Janus room featured a digital-looking platform blocked by a "spear" or "gar" rune.

Updates

  • Files:
  • cumulus.mp3 - A distorted track that plays throughout the map. target=_blank
  • Screenshots:
  • The rune blocking the platform: target=_blank
  • At 7:13 PM, the player Laches discovered that the "Under" Janus room had been updated. The room now featured two new additional areas - a roof surrounded by walls that contained a portal to the "Genesis" Janus room, and a long hallway that led to a balcony. This hallway also contained a portal that led to the "Cumulus" Janus room. These new areas also featured strange, disturbing images as well: target=_blank target=_blank target=_blank target=_blank
  • At 7:18 PM, the player Pako discovered that the "Tomb" Janus room had been updated. The room now featured a series of sewers that could be traversed. Within these sewers was what appeared to be a drawing by Sheepdog of four individuals. target=_blank These sewers exited into a small building near the Spire. This building also contained a portal to the "Genesis" Janus room. By exploiting JanusVR's physics, players could launch off of the side of the Spire and reach a series of floating platforms that housed a portal to the "Solace" Janus room. Another floating platform contained what appeared to be a sigil of sorts: target=_blank A small cave could now be found in the mountains behind the Spire. This cave contained a portal that led to the "Distance" Janus room. This map also contained another landmass in the distance where a portal to the "Conparatio" Janus room could be found.
  • At 7:52 PM, the player Pako discovered that the "Mortus" Janus room had been updated. The room now featured a canyon-like area that contained portals to both the "Cumulus" and "Distance" Janus rooms. One of the large, pre-existing plateaus could also now be scaled by platforming smaller cliffs. This plateau was now dotted with trees and contained a portal to the "Solace" Janus room at its peak. This room also now featured an ocean area. At the depths of this ocean was a temple that housed a portal to the "Transformatio" Janus room. This temple contained the following text:

10/31/21 - "Mortus" Janus Room Text - Johnisdead.com

You will find your Self in Artifacts, which are in fact doorways to eternity, but only in as much as you can transform them into mirrors and seek out their hidden symbols, tracing the lines they cast back to the center.

Summary

  • This text related to "artifacts" and what they mean for individual selves.
  • At 8:11 PM, the player Laches discovered that the "Rooftop" Janus room had been updated. The previously inaccessible building could now be entered if the players entered into it from either the "Conparatio" or "Transformatio" Janus rooms. As such, this map now contained portals to both of those Janus rooms.

November 11th, 2021

  • At 11:11 PM, a new video was uploaded to Silentdork - "elevator scene". target=_blank This video's thumbnail was that of "Stare Guy" - an emoji of a man that was mysteriously added to the Internet Detectives Discord server earlier in the year. target=_blank

11/11/21 - "elevator scene" - YouTube (Silentdork)

This video begins with 3d footage of what appears to be the interior of an elevator. Erika can be seen sitting in a corner with a laptop. As the camera moves, the screen of her laptop comes into view. There appears to be a Skype call on the screen. The exterior of the elevator can be seen as it appears to be moving through a strange void with red lights occasionally zooming past. The camera moves as Tyler comes into frame, standing emotionless with white, glazed-over eyes. A cipher begins slowly scrolling across the screen. This cipher translates as follows:

"You got really good at pretending to hate me but seriously... you would really rather let it fizzle out just because you dont want to let me have any say? Thats fine. Its pretty cramped in that box isn't it? I would know! Just give it some time, when all the spiritus goes limp you will figure out its not that you hated me, its that you loved ingrates. Dont forget the fourth statement."

The video cuts to a shot of both Tyler and Erika standing in the elevator. A diamond-like shape occasionally flashes on Tyler's forehead. Faint footage can be seen overlaying the video. This footage seemingly contains dialogue from Erika, though it is difficult to decipher:

Erika: "Im BORED, when are you leaving the elevator???"
Erika: ((Illegible)) "is boring who will take us much higher"
Erika: "In fact we can take a walk right now even!"
Erika: ((Illegible)) "walk through the doors things I want to show and tell~"

Erika begins chatting within the elevator as text from the faint footage continues.

Erika: "This is a pretty long minute."
Erika: ((Illegible)) "form or another we have be" ((Illegible)) "worrie months"
Erika: "So many long minutes, bet the feeling must be coming from the machine."
Erika: ((Illegible)) "said, we are trapped" ((Illegible))
Erika: ((Illegible)) "duck as one it dont might" ((Illegible))
Erika: ((Illegible)) "like to and play with white" ((Illegible))
Erika: ((Illegible)) "to use. The king of the world"((Illegible))
Erika: ((Illegible)) "The prince of the world" ((Illegible))
Erika: "I wish you would wake up."
Erika: "I wonder how many memory loops its caught us in now."

Faint footage of a man - presumably Synchron - approaches the camera. More faint, difficult to discern footage players. The footage shows someone walking along a path before the video shows what appears to be a dragon. The dragon then seemingly attacks, cutting to footage of the person running away. The video suddenly distorts as the faint footage showcases Regiminis. The footage then shows someone recording some lights outside of a window.

Erika: "I bet this will end up on the main display before long."

The faint footage then shows a "VTECH" phone.

Erika: "What we are thinking right now probably already is."

The faint footage cuts to a shot of some palm trees before showing an object in the grass.

Erika: "Please wake up all the way soon..."

The video cuts to a shot of Erika from outside the elevator. She pulls out her phone as the camera slowly zooms away from the elevator. The same loading bar from previous videos appears - it is now almost full.

Summary

  • This video features 3d footage of Tyler and Erika waiting in the elevator after escaping Regiminis in the video "Konvergenz". Strange footage that is difficult to decipher faintly plays over the video as Erika speaks to Tyler, asking him to wake up.

Updates

  • YouTube Details:
  • Description: "He cant tell whats happening if you already changed it but if we can see it will it change or did it already happen? At least the events will be real, or later. Better riding with you than no one at all, better here than no where.

    Head is funny, Ill make contact soon. Cant wait for the doors to open :)    "
  • Tags: "trailer, coming soon, feature"

November 12th, 2021

  • At 2:08 AM, the Internet Detectives Discord Server's banner image changed to a distorted screenshot of the building found in the "Library" Janus room that was shaped like the Regiminis sigil.
  • At 2:24 AM, the player Pako discovered that the Regiminis sigil-shaped building in the "Library" Janus room was now accessible, containing portals on each of its entrances that led to different Janus rooms. Each of these Janus rooms made up different parts of the building, which was now revealed to be an Internet Detectives "Library" of sorts. For the sake of brevity, these various Janus rooms will be treated as one large Janus room within this wiki's documentation. It is also worth noting that the building's exterior in the "Library" Janus room had also been updated, now featuring bushes, trees, and fountains.

11/12/21 - "Internet Detectives Library" Janus Room - Withinhubris.com

The Library's exterior featured four entrances in the "Library" Janus room. These front entrance led to Library's lobby via the URL "https://withinhubris.com/id_lobby". The two entrances on the sides led to "https://withinhubris.com/id_west" and "https://withinhubris.com/id_east" respectively. The entrance on the back led to "https://withinhubris.com/id_back". Attempting to enter the Library from any entrance other than the lobby, however, would trap players in a small, dark room with a sign that read as follows:

ACCESS DENIED
YOU MUST COMPLETE THE TRIAL OF FIRE TO ENTER THE LIBRARY

Upon entering the Library's lobby, players would be greeted with a large room separated by a pit. This pit spewed out flames. If players attempted to cross the pit, they would be warped to an underground dungeon were the same sign as before could be found:

ACCESS DENIED
YOU MUST COMPLETE THE TRIAL OF FIRE TO ENTER THE LIBRARY

This dungeon contained a portal that led players to a new Janus room: "https://withinhubris.com/id_trial". This room featured an incredibly long hallway preceded by two signs:

YOU MUST WALK THE PATH
AGAIN AND AGAIN

THE 99 STEPS Trials
OF ENLIGHTENMENT

After walking through the incredibly long hallway, players would finally reach a doorway with a sign that read as follows:

ok youre in

After reaching this point, players would be able to explore the Library freely. The doorway at the end of the hallway contained a portal that led players to the Library's back room. This room was incredibly small, containing only some furniture. It also contained a portal that led players back into the lobby. The Library's lobby contained a large "INTERNET DETECTIVES" banner, a small help desk, and a white board that players could draw on. This white board already contained a message written on it that read as follows:

You can draw here lol
This location is still loading

A monitor behind the help desk could be clicked to load in the Johnisdead Wiki. Next to the monitor was a "Changelog" of sorts that contained the following text:

Library Updates
v1.0
 - Library officially open to visitors!

The lobby also contained portals to the Library's east and west wings. The Library's west wing contained a myriad of memes and notable screenshots from the Internet Detective's history. This room also featured art from various players and comics that could be read by clicking on pedestals. This room also featured an exit that led back to the Library's exterior in the "Library" Janus room. Next to this door was a sign that read as follows:

PLEASE WALK QUIETLY
IN THE HALLS

This room also contained a second floor that featured a small cafe named:

THERE GORE

This second floor also housed a door that could not be opened. The Library's east wing was similar to the west wing, housing many memes and art pieces by players. The east wing also featured a wall of YouTube video thumbnails that could be clicked on to open a separate Janus window where these videos could be watched. These videos were mostly meme videos created by players over the years. Much like with the west wing, the east wing also featured a portal that exited back out into the "Library" Janus room next to a sign that read:

PLEASE WALK QUIETLY
IN THE HALLS

This room also featured a second floor with a door that could not be opened. Players also discovered that they could enter into a hidden area below this room's staircase that led deeper into the Library's depths. This area contained a portal that led to another Janus room - "https://withinhubris.com/id_basement". This door was surrounded by signs that read as follows:

ACCESS FORBIDDEN
DARKNESS AWAITS

INFOHAZARD WARNING
DO NOT ENTER

The Library's basement was an incredibly dark cave that contained many memes of the player Mugen Kagemaru burning in piles of ash.

Summary

  • This Janus room was the Internet Detectives Library - a large building dedicated to the Johnisdead playerbase that housed many community memes and creations. Before players could enter the Library proper, they would first have to enter the building's lobby and complete the "Trial of Fire".

November 20th, 2021

  • At 11:32 AM, IIIII became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server, posting various messages and leading players to discover several changes within past YouTube uploads:
  • 11:32 AM - IIIII posts an unknown message in the #announcements channel. It is not archived.
  • 11:33 AM - IIIII posts a link to the video "Found a cool thing and now I am gonna go to work I guess" in the #announcements channel.
  • 11:34 AM - The player Pako discovered that the description of the video "Found a cool thing and now I am gonna go to work I guess" now contained a link to the video "The usual".
    • 11:36 AM - The player Pako discovered that the description of the video "The usual" had changed to a cipher that translated to "Quam veritatis cursus. Similis adstare ouroboros.", which translates to "What a course of truth. It is like standing near ouroboros.".
  • 11:38 AM - The player Pako discovered that many videos on the Silentdork channel had been unlisted.
  • 11:39 AM - IIIII posts a cipher that translates to "look for unlisted check tags".
  • 11:40 AM - The player Laches discovered that the tags for the video "5646" had changed to "5464, Working with D, The DQ, The Distractor, The Welcome Home™ Link, Code: Frozen Ambrose Midas, Long Excerpt, Company protest union?".
  • 11:42 AM - The players Pako and Laches discovered that the description of the video "passing by johns house" changed to a cipher that translated to the following:

11/20/21 - "passing by johns house" Description Cipher - YouTube (Silentdork)

The loop is defeated by those against time.
We who know of the decoy are those operating above it.
Find the friend of the immortal messenger and prevent the elevated messiah execution protocals from taking hold. The manipulation of the egregore through root access to the Creator Avatar at the moment of collective BIAS activation through the End of the line hijack exploit on the collective spiritus mixed in during the Sol/Luna world activation protocol will be initiated when the creator avatar has entered any stage of messiah mode and has carried Welcome Home:tm: in any form to the fourth manifestations B.S.G. By which she will take on the titanic form, the world construct through the Welcome Home:tm: merger result that gives her the Collective BIAS activated spiritus mass. The company will Wwwwelcome home:tm: to achieve this even candidly exploiting those thought to be working for allies of Decoy and those who do work for the Creator Avatar either indirectly through our three letter agent or otherwise, their influence will function subliminally. They seek to harvest the formula for jero dimension access and travel and additionally Welcome Home:tm: and data records of profitable information and reality media. This will be Welcome Home:tm: through a MC Chain technology system and in the case of buying and sellWelcome Home:tm: new experimental NIC Technology If the company wins then Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwelcome Home:tm: he is crucified on the world construct and whatever can come out will be on topside.

Summary

  • This message is seemingly written by someone who describes their group as "we who know of the decoy" - a company of sorts. This group supposedly wishes to find the "imortal messanger" and prevent something known as the "elevated messiah execution protocals" from manipulating the "creator avatar" during an event known as the "collective bias activation". This would take place during some sort of "exploit".
  • The aforementioned "exploit" supposedly has something to do with an event known as the "sol luna world activation protocol". This event is initiated when the "creator avatar" has entered something known as "messiah mode" and has carried an undisclosed person or object to something known as the "fourth manifestations b s g".
  • After carrying the undisclosed person or object as described above, an unknown person described simply as "she" will change into a giant form of the "world construct". This will give her something known as the "collective bias activated spiritus mass". This message's writer implies this is something his group, a "company" of sorts, hopes to achieve.
  • "The company" supposedly intends to exploit individuals who work for "allies of decoy" and individuals who support the "creator avatar". The writer implies this can be done through their "three letter agent".
  • The writer implies that "they" - possibly referring to the aforementioned "three letter agent", works in subliminal ways. "They" supposedly wish to "harvest the formula for jero dimension access" and presumably travel there. Something involving "reality media" and a "mc chain technology system" is mentioned, though it is difficult to decipher.
    • The writer claims that if "the company" is successful, someone will be crucified on the "world construct" and "whatever can come out will be on topside".
  • 11:52 AM - the player Laches discovered that the tags for the video "passing by johns house" changed to "Memory point Saved from ID chip, Reconstructing Meta Manifestation".
  • 11:54 AM - the player Laches discovered that the tags for the video "Found a cool thing and now I am gonna go to work I guess" changed to "wait, Exploiting security rollback on main display, May leak more in future".
  • 12:00 PM - the player Pako discovered that the description for the video "The usual" had changed to "Was browsing some of my favorite websites while looking into one of my least favorite. Something weird happened.".
  • 12:01 PM - the player Pako discovered that the tags for the video "The usual" had changed to "5646".
  • 12:09 PM - the player Pako discovered that the description for the video "passing by johns house" had changed to a cipher that translated to the following:

11/20/21 - "passing by johns house" Description Cipher - YouTube (Silentdork)

"I dont think anything sourced from the inside is going out there."
'Thats not entirely true, Many other spheres have been reaped for their value in this way. As for this one, some path loop iterations have layered into fifth manifestation from fourth entering into the Pseudo-Godhead.'
"Thats really temporary and yields no readable memory data in cube stasis or otherwise."
"What about Mats progress?"
'The side experiment involving that element is an odd venture on behalf of the company'
(I dont think the company is the only thing invested in him, remember the talk about LOGOS?)
"What does this little entity think he is trying to pull off? The mandella connected order was impressive and his allowance from the companies products along with Welcome Home™ that order that their master on fourth manifestation Welcome Home™ and control some of the deviations in the corrupted reality and that bridge they worked so hard for."
(Heh watching the progress of it all kind of reminds me of one of those generic scenes from the ring but really long and drawn out. Its kind of comical but the prospects are scary... yet interesting.)
'I bet he is aiming for god head but if not the entire sphWelcome Home™ then what? Surely they dont know there is more beyond that right'
(Did you just start work here yesterday?)
"Gonna clean this before the next D drop takes place, wouldnt want Welcome Home™ to sweep through and read it"

Summary

  • This conversation involves two, possibly three individuals presumably from the previously mentioned "company" discussing a "sphere". Within the sphere in question, it is claimed that a "fourth manifestation" managed to layer into a "fifth manifestation" via "path loop iterations", resulting in the manifestation entering into a "Pseudo-Godhead". They claim that this "Pseudo-Godhead" status is only temporary and "yields no readable memory data in cube stasis or otherwise.", however.
  • The conversation turns to Mat. It is revealed that "the company" views him as a side experiment of sorts. It's implied that something known as "LOGOS" is also interested in Mat, however. They then question what Mat's goals are, mentioning something known as a "mandella connected order" that he managed to pull off. A "bridge" is mentioned, along with one of the company individuals likening this all to a scene from the movie "The Ring".
  • "The company" individuals discuss whether Mat is attempting to reach "Godhead", unsure whether or not he is aware that there is more beyond said status. One of the individuals then presumably begins to erase their conversation before something known as a "D drop" occurs, not wanting anyone to read it.
  • 12:12 PM - the player Pako discovered that the description of "passing by johns house" had returned to normal.
  • 12:12 PM - the player Pako discovered that the tags of "passing by johns house" had changed to "Welcome Home".
  • 3:41 PM - the player Xenquility discovered that the tags of "Jacob" had changed to "Hunting, for, https://www.pig333.com/3tres3_common/art/pig333/16649/newborn-piglet_168287.jpg".
  • 3:44 PM - the player Xenquility discovered that the tags of "accidental recording" had changed to "Imissedyou".
  • 3:50 PM - the player Xenquility discovered that the tags of "The Usual" had changed to "1123".
  • 3:52 PM - the player Xenquility discovered that the tags of "A guest" had changed to "hidden, in, plain, sight, KE".
  • 3:53 PM - the player Xenquility discovered that the tags of "Experiments" had changed to "WireTalk™ Technologies, Demonstration, Welcome home™".

November 21st, 2021

  • At 3:15 PM, the player Pako discovered that the first minute or so of the video "going" had been censored and blurred.
  • At 3:50 PM, strange occurrences involving various videos on the Silentdork YouTube channel resumed:
  • 3:50 PM - The player Xenquility discovered that the video "going" had been privated.
  • 4:29 PM - The player Xenquility discovered that the video "Hello again" was repeatedly switching between public and unlisted.
  • 4:30 PM - The player Xenquility discovered that the tags for "Hello again" had changed to "Influence?".
  • 4:30 PM - The players Xenquility and Pako discovered that the thumbnails of various Silentdork videos had changed. target=_blank target=_blank
  • 4:36 PM - The player Pako discovered that the video "Going" was once again public.
  • 4:36 PM - The player Pako discovered that the thumbnail for "Going" had changed to a close-up shot of Tyler's face. target=_blank
  • 4:41 PM - The player Pako discovered that the tags for "Regiminis" had changed to "Awa, Madagascar".
  • 4:42 PM - The player Pako discovered that the tags for "Regiminis" had been removed.
  • 4:43 PM - The player Pako discovered that the thumbnail for "Going" had changed back to an image of the strange lantern object. target=_blank
  • 4:43 PM - The player Pako discovered that the description for "Going" had changed to "oct 11th 2015 51/11/4 never made it shouldnt have went outside shouldnt have opened the door they got me". target=_blank
  • 4:44 PM - The player Xenquility discovered that the thumbnail for "Regiminis" had changed back to being completely black.
  • 4:45 PM - The player Xenquility discovered that the tags for "Regiminis" had changed to "Your old friend, malagasy, https://translate.google.com/#mg/en/kevi, to latin, to english, meaning of regiminis".
  • 5:07 PM - The player Xenquility discovered that the title of "Going" had changed to "Im going to".
  • 5:07 PM - The player Pako discovered that the title of "Im going to" had changed to "Going to". target=_blank
  • 5:08 PM - The player Pako discovered that the video "Hello again" was once again public.
  • 5:10 PM - The player Pako discovered that the tags for "Hello again" had changed to "Camera, Suitcase, USB, Memory contingency".
  • 5:12 PM - The player Laches discovered that the tags for "Regiminis" had changed to "silentdork johnisdead johnisdead.com john tyler kevin patrem lunarchildren lunarchildren.com".
  • 5:15 PM - The player Pako discovered that the tags for "Hello again" had changed back to "You have forgotten, But you still remember, The USB, Find it".
  • 5:15 PM - The player Xenquillity discovered that the video "Hello again" was once again unlisted.
  • At 5:23 PM, the player Laches discovered that the white board in the "Library" Janus room now contained a message that read "Did you find the secret vid in the east???" next to an image of a weenie. target=_blank
  • At 5:54 PM, the player Xenquility discovered that the title of the video "Elevator scene" had changed to "Elevator". The tags of this video were also removed.
  • At 7:51 PM, the player Xenquility discovered that one of the videos linked in the East Wing of the "Library" Janus room was an unlisted video on Wolfcat's channel from 2017 - "WeenieTested". This video simply appeared to be a WIP of an anime opening for Wolfcat's old webcomic "Weenie-Licked". target=_blank

November 22nd, 2021

  • At 6:35 PM, the player Laches submitted the audio file "Sonata_Bossa_Nova.mp3" in the Internet Detectives Discord server along with text that read as follows: target=_blank
  • "So 1123 is tomorrow. A date of significant memetic influence. While I've been mostly content to sit on the sidelines and watch I'm particularly worried about what this device means in the context of our goals. What it means for Tyler's fate.
    For so long he's been walking through the Hall of Fame, seemingly voiceless to us. Asleep in a never ending spiral of nightmarish trials, almost powerless in his ability to shape his own destiny. And yet we continue to watch on. I don't know what tomorrow brings, but what I do know is that what remains of the Lunar Children want it to happen. At the very least, I think Tyler should be allowed to weigh in on this fate. He should be given voice once again. After this whole year of watching and learning, it feels like you're a friend I've never known and for that, I can't sit by and watch. I don't have fancy memetic powers like our hacker friends. I don't have super slick data-moshing and editing skills like Xen. But there's one thing I do sort of have.
    It's time for you, and our lost harbingers to reawaken, and speak."

November 23rd, 2021

  • At 2:44 AM, IIIII became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and began posting various images and messages:
  • 2:44 AM - IIIII sent an unarchived image of a person with short hair and a beard in the #johnisdead channel.
  • 2:51 AM - IIIII sent an unarchived image titled "1637620318998.png" in the #announcements channel. target=_blank
  • 3:00 AM - IIIII sent an unarchived image in the #announcements channel.
  • 3:26 AM - IIIII sent an unarchived image in the #announcements channel.
  • 11:26 AM - IIIII sent the message "x-thread-30332323" in the #announcements channel. This led players to discovering an archived thread on the 4chan /x/ board - "https://boards.4channel.org/x/thread/30332323".
  • At 2:25 PM, the Internet Detectives Discord server banner changed to a distorted image that contained text that read "WireTalk". Shortly after this, it returned to normal.
  • At 9:05 PM, the name of the Internet Detectives Discord server briefly changed to "ID SE24GD01UK D30-33".
  • At 9:07 PM, the Internet Detectives Discord server banner changed to a strange image of shapes and the numbers "1" and "5" - an image that had appeared previously. target=_blank The banner returned to normal shortly after this.
  • At 9:11 PM, a new video began premiering on the Silentdork YouTube channel - "Civitas". The initial thumbnail of this video was once again "Stare Guy". target=_blank

11/23/21 - "Civitas" - YouTube (Silentdork)

This video began with more 3d footage of Tyler and Erika - presumably continuing from the previous video, "elevator scene". The video plays out in a first-person perspective as Tyler stares at the buttons within the elevator. As he moves towards the door, Erika can be seen standing in the door's reflection. The door opens, revealing what appears to be a park-like area with buildings in the distance. Tyler begins walking along a path in the park. Meanwhile, footage can be seen faintly playing over the video.

The camera eventually pans out into a third-person view showing Tyler walking while holding his phone. As the camera pans around, Erika can be seen floating behind Tyler while holding a laptop. The video cuts to a shot behind Erika. She appears to be watching a real-life representation of the 3d Tyler's movements along the path. As the camera shifts past Erika, the faint footage suddenly brightens and shows someone moving past the camera.

Erika turns to look at the sky. The camera pans and reveals she is looking at what appears to be another elevator descending from above. There also appears to be a large grid of cubes higher up in the sky. Some of these cubes appear to be moving in and out of position. As the camera is focusing on the sky, the faint footage playing in the background once again becomes clearer as a man looks into the camera.

The video then cuts to another shot of Tyler and Erika standing in the elevator similar to the one seen in the video "elevator scene". The faint footage continues playing over this scene, showing the following:
A room containing a bottle and a mask hanging on a TV.
A notebook featuring drawings and scribbles.
The "Beacon" that was left outside Tyler's home by Daniel.
The book "Cult of Ecstasy", which is used in the tabletop RPG "Vampire: The Masquerade".
A "Seven of Hearts" card.
A "Detour Sign" laying on the ground.
An Absque Fascie.

The footage of the elevator suddenly cuts to black. After a few seconds, real-life footage begins playing - presumably from Tyler's perspective. Tyler walks through some grass before focusing the camera on a "DEAD END" sign. As the camera moves, Regiminis can be seen standing in the background behind the camera. As Tyler approaches him, the footage suddenly cuts back to the elevator scene. More faint footage can be seen of someone standing in a room.

The video cuts to black once again. Faint footage of Tyler falling can be seen. A clip of Tyler recording himself with a phone in a bathroom begins playing. Tyler attempts to speak, but his voice is heavily distorted. Text from Erika appears on screen:

Erika: "Shh, you are not ready to speak"
Erika: "You ought to stick to the namesake here"
Erika: "When you are finally able to read this, thats not good. Normal eyes can't see here, only tech. Obviously something is happening to you, mister!"

As Tyler is recording himself in a mirror, he suddenly freezes and falls over as he realizes Regiminis is watching him from the doorway. The footage then cuts to a clip of Tyler walking around a room. The video then cuts once again to Tyler hiding in a closet in the room. Through the closet's blinders, Regiminis can be seen entering the room before slowly opening the closet door.

The video then suddenly cuts back to the elevator. The same loading bar from previous videos appears once again, now glitching out and losing some progress before continuing.

Summary

  • This video seems to be a continuation of "elevator scene", showing Tyler and Erika leaving the elevator and walking through a park. Erika then looks up and sees another elevator descending from the sky. Higher up in the sky is a large grid of cubes. The video then cuts to another shot of the elevator, showing Tyler and Erika still waiting within it.
  • Various other video clips can be seen throughout the footage, such as Tyler being pursued by Regiminis and short shots of objects such as the "Detour Sign", the "Beacon", masks, and the "Seven of Hearts" card.
  • The description of this video contains more strange messages that seemingly originate from the same three individuals who speak in company-like terminology as seen in the description of "passing by johns house". Since they often seem to chant "OFA", they will be called the "OFA Group" in this timeline.

Updates

  • YouTube Details:
  • Description: Whoever made that lovely piece, we could hear it even this long ago. But you played to our eyes and ears rather than to our heart. Still it brought out some words, but at a poor time. Try again in the 'right' place if you would care to. Spooki man still has not spoken directly about the long ritual though despite this somewhat immediate effect. Strange how the passage of things goes. Sort of like the window I have now to say this, I would not really know how to catagorize the timeframe following your own time that I am actually writing all of this out in

    further more the

    "Wwwwwwwwwwwwwelcome Home™ and probably not going to be able to keep all of these from getting logged so lets try to keep it moving, got a new place over at Welcome Home™ so dont respond here, whatever its gonna capture will get captured. I was counting on that because the people on the outside have to at least have a trail head before they can start coming up with their own answers. This info war is a mutual exchange type thing. Im getting distracted, I think this should confirm for them the old D Drop spot. DeWelcome Home™ink. I dont know if they already have everything else to piece together whats happening but hopefully next chance we get to patch in to Welcome Home™km we should maybe get a chance to straighten things out. Dont let the dream die compatriots, all for one and one for all!

    (Hell yeah, all for one! And one for all!)

    'damn it Welcome Home™ said not to respond, check Welcome Home™'

    (lol whoops sorry, I was just gonna say I added to the package they are getting here to show them where Welcome Home™km first got connected to the Welcome Home™)

    'OH MY GOD Welcome Home™, IF THEY CANT WORK THAT OUT THEMSELVES THEY ARE DUMB ASSES, LIKE YOU ARE BEING RIGHT NOW. Welcome Home™ RIGHT NOW, PLEASE!'

    "Compatriots please, assuming this is one of the first things that leaks out this is a really embarrassing first impression. It doesn't matter if a few more lines are tacked on the end of this as long as its not a book. AFO!"

    (OFA!)

    'OFA!'

    https://web.archive.org/web/20180809011956/http://decoy.link/

    (btw we are time travellers, want me to prove it? x/thread/19897671/#q19898027 )
  • Tags: Synchrons
  • At 9:12 PM, IIIII became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and sent a link to the video "Civitas".
  • At 9:39 PM, the thumbnail of the video "Civitas" changed to a shot of Tyler and Erika standing in the elevator.
  • At 9:42 PM, IIIII became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and sent the message "/web/20090608165536/".
  • At 10:03 PM, the player Laches discovered that the tags for the video "Civitas" had changed to "Synchron's".

November 24th, 2021

    At 1:33 AM, the player Laches discovered that "x/thread/19897671/#q19898027" message found in the description of Civitas led to an old message on 4chan's /x/ board posted on November 14th, 2017 that read "The door in deep is open. Now johnisdead just small part of. But now ST try to find. amongusъ". target=_blank This same thread contained a familiar symbol that had been posted by IIIII in the past featuring a circle and the number 15. target=_blank

November 28th, 2021

  • At 12:54 AM, the players began searching web archives of Decoy.Link as hinted by the description of Civitas. The archive linked in the Civitas video description featured a simple blog-like page. This page was titled "WireTalk - WELCOME HOME" and featured a header image containing WireTalk's logo. target=_blank This page also contained a blog post that was titled "soon." and uploaded on August 5th, 2018. This post contained a video - "Track2.mp4". target=_blank

11/28/21 - "Track2.mp4" - Decoy.Link

This video begins with footage of a TV screen showcasing some SMPTE color bars. Shortly after this, the screen turns blue and featured text that reads as folows:

"WE SEE YOU"

The video then cuts to some dark footage taken at night before cutting back to a blue screen with more text:

"YOU CANNOT BE HELPED"

The footage cuts back to some more SMPTE color bars. A distorted photo of some train tracks is shown briefly before the video ends.

Summary

  • This video mainly features distorted footage of a television interspersed with threatening messages followed by a distorted shot of some train tracks.
  • At 1:01 AM, the player Xenquility discovered that viewing the source code of Decoy.Link's blog post revealed that its author was "ZackyNelson". target=_blank
  • At 1:52 AM, the player Laches discovered that viewing older archived versions of Decoy.Link would reveal a simple page containing text that read "Event//11-29-2015 D30-33". target=_blank

January 14th, 2022

  • At 8:21 PM, the player Pako discovered that IIIII's Discord avatar had changed to a distorted image of a young, blonde haired eyeless boy in a digital-looking environment. target=_blank IIIII's account banner had also changed to a screenshot of the Shrek character "Puss in Boots" with a Guy Fawkes mask drawn over it with text reading "OFICUL NOTIF UV'E BEEN HACK!". target=_blank

February 22nd, 2022

  • At 9:57 PM, IIIII's account became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server. Throughout this conversation it was revealed that SKM's brother Max was now somehow in control of the account and was using it to chat with the players.

2/22/22 - Chat with Max - Discord (Internet Detectives)

[9:57 PM] IIIII: "lol wow dead server"
[9:58 PM] IIIII: "but i have to come here and say... something??? cuz ive been getting nagged about it for a while now"
[9:58 PM] IIIII: "but now its just getting annoying so i gotta"
[9:59 PM] IIIII: "somebody did a luna move? i know you did or it wouldnt be this annoying lol"
[9:59 PM] IIIII: "hold on i gotta check again"
[10:00 PM] IIIII: "oh wow that was the 23rd of two months ago LOL"
[10:01 PM] IIIII: "that must be why she is getting so pushy, giving me little sticky notes and crap"
[10:02 PM] IIIII: "cuz i was just minding my own biz and then i get this epic forth wall break telling me about my dreams and crap"
[10:02 PM] IIIII: "like uh YES i know someone did a thing that made the path here easier but then i popped in and saw how retarded everything was and just didn't feel like saying anything lol"
[10:03 PM] IIIII: "idk why me though"
[10:04 PM] IIIII: "but the cool part is now i got this guys account on lock and it seemed like not doing anything just lets me keep access full time to read while going unnoticed"
[10:05 PM] IIIII: "i do like to lurk more than talk, but now i guess i gotta cuz idk wtf is gonna happen next if i keep pushing it off, im not a l33t magic man so idk what it leads to once you get to manifesting reminders lol"
[10:06 PM] PaKo: "damn if you are really Tyler I hope you are pretty ok"
[10:06 PM] IIIII: "huh i just noticed i never changed the name, hey u, gimmie a cool name idea or something"
[10:07 PM] PaKo: "well "Tyler" would be nice :)) "
[10:07 PM] Fascio: "Tylor"
[10:07 PM] IIIII: "who is that?"
[10:07 PM] IIIII: "wait"
[10:07 PM] PaKo: "you maybe"
[10:07 PM] IIIII: "no wait"
[10:07 PM] Fascio: "Don’t know"
[10:07 PM] IIIII: "I think I know"
[10:07 PM] PaKo: "we don't know whos behind you now"
[10:07 PM] IIIII: "is he the guy with the youtube channel?"
[10:07 PM] Fascio: "Anyone"
[10:08 PM] PaKo: "yes"
[10:08 PM] Fascio: "Could be Joe"
[10:08 PM] PaKo: "https://www.youtube.com/user/silentdork"
[10:08 PM] Fascio: "That’s tylor"
[10:08 PM] IIIII: "nah not mine"
[10:08 PM] PaKo: "THE FUCK"
[10:08 PM] Fascio: "ay what"
[10:08 PM] IIIII: "i got a youtube channel but i havent messed with it in forever"
[10:08 PM] Fascio: "What is it?"
[10:09 PM] PaKo: "can you rememer exacly its name?"
[10:09 PM] IIIII: "also ok hold on a dang minute"
[10:10 PM] IIIII: "ok this is kind of cringe cause i uploaded most of these when i was basically a baby"
[10:11 PM] IIIII: "god do i really gotta post it??"
[10:11 PM] PaKo: "if you have hopes"
[10:11 PM] Fascio: "i vote yes"
[10:11 PM] IIIII: "abandon all hope mother fucker"
[10:11 PM] IIIII: "lol"
[10:11 PM] IIIII: "ok fine fine fine"
[10:11 PM] IIIII: "https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT-n6eNjB3rNoDYsKWuP-DA"
[10:11 PM] PaKo: "SKM"
[10:11 PM] PaKo: "i love you man "
[10:12 PM] Fascio: "holy shit"
[10:12 PM] IIIII: "SKM?"
[10:12 PM] PaKo: "Liquidsaint"
[10:12 PM] PaKo: "Max brother"
[10:12 PM] Fascio: "Liquid man"
[10:12 PM] IIIII: "wait ok LOL no im not a l33t h4ck0r"
[10:12 PM] Fascio: "who then"
[10:12 PM] IIIII: "thats my big bro!"
[10:12 PM] PaKo: "MAXXX"
[10:12 PM] Fascio: "max"
[10:12 PM] IIIII: "WOW WAY TO DOXXX"
[10:13 PM] PaKo: "ASDASDADSADS"
[10:13 PM] Fascio: "IIIII has been dox"
[10:13 PM] PaKo: "can't tell you my happiness now"
[10:13 PM] Fascio: "i think he can tell you had a stroke"
[10:14 PM] IIIII: "where is the guy who did the luna move? is he either of you?"
[10:14 PM] IIIII: "or girl? or whatever"
[10:14 PM] Fascio: "huh"
[10:14 PM] PaKo: "Maybe xenquility"
[10:14 PM] Fascio: "Pako what is he talking about"
[10:14 PM] IIIII: "no im looking right here it says "lachesse""
[10:15 PM] IIIII: "well i was looking"
[10:15 PM] PaKo: "@Laches"
[10:15 PM] IIIII: "a minute ago"
[10:15 PM] PaKo: "@Laches"
[10:15 PM] IIIII: "ok i spelled it wrong whatever"
[10:15 PM] Fascio: "Laches please"
[10:15 PM] PaKo: "lol"
[10:15 PM] PaKo: "wake up laches"
[10:15 PM] IIIII: "gimmie a cool name too dang it, this name is crap"
[10:15 PM] PaKo: "Max"
[10:16 PM] PaKo: "is a cool name tho"
[10:16 PM] Fascio: "Max"
[10:16 PM] IIIII: "i was gonna AAAAAA"
[10:16 PM] Fascio: "Or just “AAAAAAA”"
[10:16 PM] PaKo: "man you can name you as you want lol"
[10:16 PM] PaKo: "also how is erika?"
[10:16 PM] lesser god fucko:"
[10:17 PM] IIIII: "ok fine let the whole world know my danged name i guess, not like this is the whole world anyways, and i see souls dropping out of this sack all the time"
[10:17 PM] IIIII: "Oh her!"
[10:17 PM] IIIII: "uh"
[10:17 PM] IIIII: "idk"
[10:17 PM] PaKo: "yeah pretty girl"
[10:17 PM] Fascio: "Ekira"
[10:18 PM] Fascio: "If you don’t wanna use max, consider “funny guy”"
[10:18 PM] IIIII: "yeah she is pretty, ive seen hotter so its not like a big deal or anything but yeah agreed"
[10:18 PM] PaKo: "yeah i mean lol"
[10:18 PM] IIIII: "she is the girl who was asking me for stuff when i had access to the computer and other accounts"
[10:18 PM] PaKo: "Do you know that youtube channel called Quiet Family?"
[10:18 PM] IIIII: "yeah thats the one"
[10:19 PM] PaKo: "well you used to upload stuff right?"
[10:19 PM] PaKo: "feat erika"
[10:19 PM] IIIII: "yeah from the file directory and she said she wanted it for some music videos she was making or something, we talked for a while about amv's and stuff"
[10:20 PM] PaKo: "right right"
[10:20 PM] PaKo: "So tell us something about you if you want"
[10:20 PM] IIIII: "cool idea actually"
[10:20 PM] IIIII: ((Max changes IIIII's username to "Funny Guy"))
[10:20 PM] Funny Guy: "uh..."
[10:20 PM] Fascio: "Nice"
[10:21 PM] Funny Guy: "i like to browse image boards for things to make me laugh and play video games idk"
[10:21 PM] Funny Guy: "i dont like long walks on the beach or anything"
[10:22 PM] Fascio: "who actually takes long walks on the beach"
[10:22 PM] Funny Guy: "people who are bored and have problems in their life idk"
[10:22 PM] PaKo: "yeaah"
[10:22 PM] Fascio: "I guess"
[10:23 PM] Funny Guy: "actually you know i feel like if there is anything i should be mentioning its the place i was just trying to hang out in"
[10:23 PM] Funny Guy: "the shitty moon people projection version of that library place"
[10:24 PM] Funny Guy: "well i shouldnt say shitty because at least i can navigate it without getting a headache that way"
[10:24 PM] Funny Guy: "but it will probably never catch up with the real one for dead people"
[10:24 PM] Funny Guy: "well crap i probably should say dead either cuz thats misleading i guess"
[10:24 PM] Funny Guy: "or shouldnt rather"
[10:24 PM] Fascio: "Funny man what is the library place"
[10:24 PM] PaKo: "that withinhubris thing"
[10:25 PM] Fascio: "Oh that"
[10:25 PM] PaKo: "i guess"
[10:25 PM] Funny Guy: "its on withinhubris, and you know its weird cuz i swear to god i used to have an account on that site at some stage but niether one i went to lets me log in"
[10:25 PM] Funny Guy: "im probably not remembering my user name right or something cuz i did have to think pretty hard about it"
[10:25 PM] Funny Guy: "that feels like more than 1000 years ago lol"
[10:26 PM] PaKo: "yeah man don't worry"
[10:26 PM] PaKo: "janus is shitty anyway"
[10:26 PM] PaKo: "i can do you a tour if you want to see it"
[10:26 PM] Funny Guy: "lol sod off i dont need a tour i hang out there all the time"
[10:27 PM] PaKo: "oh so you managed to enter somehow"
[10:27 PM] Funny Guy: "i just dont want to go right now because luna is getting a little too close for comfort with me"
[10:27 PM] PaKo: "fucking hell dude"
[10:27 PM] Fascio: "Sucks"
[10:27 PM] PaKo: "the waters"
[10:27 PM] PaKo: ":lol:"
[10:28 PM] Funny Guy: "i guess it was just a sticky note but still, thats weirdo crap i thought all i was gonna get was continued weird dreams and nightmares but idc about those ill just work them into my art later"
[10:28 PM] Funny Guy: "moon stoopid lol"
[10:28 PM] PaKo: "well can you tell us where you are now so"
[10:29 PM] Fascio: "https://youtu.be/8g1cVru7pN0"
[10:29 PM] Funny Guy: "nah im not goin in there again, maybe some other time unless i get booted out after this convo or something"
[10:31 PM] Funny Guy: "ill still be around, my bro has a direct line to the pc inside this weird guys place that seems to just always be open on this server"
[10:31 PM] Funny Guy: "took him a lot of work and magical headaches to do that"
[10:32 PM] PaKo: "lol"
[10:32 PM] PaKo: "yes your brother told us about those headaches"
[10:32 PM] PaKo: "before"
[10:33 PM] Funny Guy: "but its weird, i cant access everything at once, before i had access to a couple files and the youtube account, now that im not plugged in the same way i was its like i have access to a different side and cant move to the old one"
[10:34 PM] Funny Guy: "its not like being a normal person using a computer like this, like i remember being oh so very long ago in my baby years"
[10:34 PM] Funny Guy: "flash floods would happen or something idk lol"
[10:34 PM] Laches: "oh hey sup"
[10:34 PM] Funny Guy: "OH are you the one?"
[10:34 PM] PaKo: "heres it"
[10:34 PM] Laches: "Max innit etc so forth"
[10:34 PM] Fascio: "Hey laches"
[10:35 PM] Laches: "So uh, yeah. I'm catching up and admittedly busy as fuck but I'm sure the fellas are taking good care of ya."
[10:36 PM] PaKo: "Maybe somehow in there the pc you are using now was changed for other which was maybe used for a guy called "Tyler""
[10:36 PM] Funny Guy: ">working"
[10:36 PM] Funny Guy: ">not being a n33t and playing vidya all day"
[10:36 PM] Funny Guy: "good for you but also WAHAHAHA you will never know the pleasure of being directly plugged into infinite entertainment for all e t e r n i t y"
[10:36 PM] Fascio: "Eternity gets boring after long enough"
[10:37 PM] Funny Guy: "took a lot of fighting and being moved around to all kinds of weird places and having my brain(?) zapped a few hundred or more times in various moments i dont even remember correctly now but here i am, surfing like a master"
[10:37 PM] Funny Guy: "also yes"
[10:37 PM] PaKo: "nice then"
[10:37 PM] Funny Guy: "yes it does, which is why i usually dont stick around staring at this place for too long LOL"
[10:38 PM] Funny Guy: "absolute snore fest in here"
[10:38 PM] Fascio: "Mean"
[10:38 PM] Funny Guy: "hey wanna see something cool?"
[10:38 PM] Fascio: "Yes"
[10:38 PM] PaKo: "of course"
[10:38 PM] Funny Guy: "ok hold on"
[10:38 PM] Laches: "We could make it more interesting."
[10:38 PM] PaKo: "i wanna a tyler pic"
[10:38 PM] PaKo: "lmao"
[10:38 PM] Fascio: "that doesn’t sound good"
[10:38 PM] Laches: "shirtless gamer hour incoming"
[10:39 PM] Fascio: "uhoh"
[10:39 PM] Funny Guy: "uh ok so i PROBABLY should not do this a second time"
[10:39 PM] Funny Guy: "and it came out looking like crap really"
[10:39 PM] Funny Guy: "but i dont wanna try again cause i just realized it made a light come on when i did it lol"
[10:39 PM] Funny Guy: ((A distorted image of a long-haired individual in a green environment is posted)) target=_blank
[10:40 PM] Laches: "ENHANCE"
[10:40 PM] Laches: "actually naw. That is pretty cool"
[10:40 PM] PaKo: "well is your enviroment like "green"?"
[10:40 PM] Funny Guy: "this guy is a tottal loser he just stays behind that curtain and never even touches this computer as far as i have noticed so far"
[10:41 PM] Fascio: "Pretty cool"
[10:41 PM] PaKo: "shit that guy has a long hair right?"
[10:41 PM] Laches: "give him the metaphorical tap and call him a fuckboi"
[10:41 PM] Laches: "I'm sure he'll get a chuckle."
[10:41 PM] Funny Guy: "though the camera got moved one time when i looked and i saw someones foot on a bed idk what thats about"
[10:43 PM] Laches: "Anyway, so you're plugged in for all eternity and shit. Do you perceive time in any sort of fashion? What year is it for you?"
[10:43 PM] Laches: "inb4 time flat circle so on"
[10:43 PM] Funny Guy: "but this dude is always whispering and shouting weird crap i rarely take the time to understand, primarily cuz no one asked me to try lol, im assuming into whatever machine he has on the other end of that curtain"
[10:43 PM] Funny Guy: "forgot to mention the one time i checked with the camera moved there was wires running from under the curtain in my direction"
[10:44 PM] Funny Guy: "so i can only assume he has a machine back there but i cant see because big green curtain in a weirdly green colored world"
[10:44 PM] Funny Guy: "green on green on green AAAAA so much green"
[10:44 PM] Funny Guy: "god i hate the color green lol"
[10:44 PM] Laches: "Oh, yeah. Right!"
[10:44 PM] Laches: "Another question. Can you see this shit?"
[10:44 PM] Laches: ((A screenshot of the "POWERING UP" screen from recent videos is posted))
[10:44 PM] Funny Guy: "dont tell that one girl that cause i know she loves green"
[10:44 PM] Laches: "💚"
[10:45 PM] Fascio: "Uh oh"
[10:45 PM] Fascio:"
[10:45 PM] PaKo: "yeah we know about that machine actually"
[10:45 PM] PaKo: "so he uses that or is he plugged in that somehow?"
[10:45 PM] Laches: "Anyway, sorry funnee man. Have to take off. Pako is good people."
[10:46 PM] Fascio: "Bye laches"
[10:46 PM] Funny Guy: "right right, have fun with whatever you do dude, sorry i guess for not responding to your magic machine spell for so long"
[10:47 PM] Funny Guy: "i just dont like listening to dumb magic sky bitches telling me what the hell to do inside my brain, i do whatever the hell i want damn it i put in a lot of work to get to this level of independence"
[10:48 PM] PaKo: "yeah man"
[10:48 PM] Fascio: "Sucks : ("
[10:48 PM] Fascio: "Fuck dumb magic sky bitches "
[10:49 PM] Laches: "Oh, right."
[10:49 PM] Laches: "@Upd8 "
[10:49 PM] Laches: "talk to the funny dude"
[10:49 PM] Funny Guy: "OH to answer your question yes i can see this image you posted"
[10:49 PM] Fascio: "uhoh"
[10:49 PM] Lego1upMushroom: "whats happening"
[10:49 PM] “𝖙𝖍𝖊 Chief Whip” Doctor C.: "I don’t take orders"
[10:49 PM] Funny Guy: "who the hell is Upd8?"
[10:49 PM] PaKo: "so you can see it on that green machine right?"
[10:49 PM] PaKo: "an stupid bitch"
[10:49 PM] Fascio: "75% of the damn server laches just pinged"
[10:50 PM] PaKo: "AKA sky bitch 2"
[10:50 PM] Fascio: "Might as well @ everyone"
[10:50 PM] Funny Guy: "no i cant see any green machine i said i was just assuming he has one, i have never once seen behind the curtain"
[10:50 PM] “𝖙𝖍𝖊 Chief Whip” Doctor C.: "I am Upd8"
[10:50 PM] Laches: "@ my nuts tbh"
[10:50 PM] Fascio: "@mynutstbh"
[10:50 PM] PaKo: "are you afraid of it?"
[10:50 PM] Funny Guy: "pfft"
[10:50 PM] PaKo: "buu"
[10:50 PM] Fascio: "Look at him, he’s not afraid of anything"
[10:51 PM] Funny Guy: "wow yes im very scared of some green long haired asshole whispering shit in latin"
[10:51 PM] PaKo: "OH SHJITT"
[10:51 PM] Funny Guy: "id be scared if he would come over here and actually fuck with this computer im sitting on"
[10:51 PM] “𝖙𝖍𝖊 Chief Whip” Doctor C.: "Latin? Does he talk about salting Carthage"
[10:51 PM] Funny Guy: "now that i gotta admit would scare me"
[10:51 PM] PaKo: "actually can happen anytime"
[10:51 PM] PaKo: "anysoon"
[10:51 PM] PaKo: "you should better have a plan for that man"
[10:52 PM] Funny Guy: "well i mean i did make a little light come on but i am just hoping he didn't notice that"
[10:52 PM] Fascio: "Uhoh"
[10:52 PM] PaKo: "he maybe can't see you"
[10:52 PM] PaKo: "but probably one day that can change"
[10:52 PM] Funny Guy: "he is too busy having a seziure in ancient tongues or something idk"
[10:52 PM] PaKo: "yes"
[10:52 PM] PaKo: "elther futhark is called "
[10:53 PM] PaKo: "you can search it in your pc assuming you have a browser in it"
[10:53 PM] PaKo: "lol"
[10:53 PM] Fascio: "Anyone mind telling me who he’s talking about"
[10:53 PM] Lego1upMushroom: "yes"
[10:53 PM] Rytikula: "Someone get this man a firefox exe or some shit lol"
[10:53 PM] PaKo: "nah"
[10:53 PM] PaKo: "sudo apt install chromium"
[10:54 PM] Funny Guy: "there is a browser on this computer, multiple actually if i recall from the access i used to have"
[10:54 PM] Funny Guy: "does anyone wanna roll the dice and try and grant me access to something with the luna horse crap?"
[10:54 PM] Funny Guy: "maybe"
[10:54 PM] Funny Guy: "MAYBE"
[10:54 PM] PaKo: "ok"
[10:54 PM] Funny Guy: "that might happen"
[10:54 PM] PaKo: "hold on man"
[10:54 PM] PaKo: "relax"
[10:55 PM] Lego1upMushroom: "is it netscape explorer ?"
[10:55 PM] PaKo: "ok which was the song to allow people to something? LMAO"
[10:55 PM] Funny Guy: "or maybe it will cause this guy behind the curtain to fart idk"
[10:55 PM] Fascio: "The mask of truth maybe?"
[10:55 PM] PaKo: "idk actually we should know but we don't"
[10:55 PM] Funny Guy: "the moon wankers never managed to get down to a t how to make super accurate commads happen with it consistently"
[10:55 PM] Fascio: "Ok funny guy what are you trying to do"
[10:55 PM] PaKo: "we apologize man"
[10:56 PM] Lego1upMushroom: "we should play elegy again ?"
[10:56 PM] Lego1upMushroom: "just like slinky"
[10:56 PM] Fascio: "Wait"
[10:56 PM] Fascio: "Not yet"
[10:56 PM] Fascio: "Funny man"
[10:56 PM] PaKo: "i don't think so"
[10:56 PM] Fascio: "Please"
[10:56 PM] “𝖙𝖍𝖊 Chief Whip” Doctor C.: "New wave?"
[10:56 PM] “𝖙𝖍𝖊 Chief Whip” Doctor C.: "New wave bossa nova lets people speak"
[10:56 PM] Fascio: "I’m still saying the mask of truth"
[10:56 PM] PaKo: "ok so we need a song to allow somebody to do something"
[10:56 PM] Lego1upMushroom: "i say new wave"
[10:56 PM] “𝖙𝖍𝖊 Chief Whip” Doctor C.: "If that’s what you were thinking of Pako"
[10:57 PM] Funny Guy: "is there something that works symbolically for opening pathways or something? i never played legend of zelda i just thought the creepy pasta was cool when i was baby mode"
[10:57 PM] PaKo: "assuming a browser is a people speaking"
[10:57 PM] PaKo: "you know jadusable?"
[10:58 PM] Fascio: "Hey in the forest area in Majora’s mask wasn’t there a song to make the dungeon show up"
[10:58 PM] “𝖙𝖍𝖊 Chief Whip” Doctor C.: "Sonata"
[10:58 PM] Fascio: "Sonata, yeah"
[10:58 PM] PaKo: "sonata is for awakening or some shit"
[10:59 PM] Rytikula: "Sonata sounds like a bad idea"
[10:59 PM] Fascio: "But it opens the path to the first dungeon"
[10:59 PM] PaKo: "yep"
[10:59 PM] PaKo: "it does"
[10:59 PM] Fascio: "Ok"
[11:00 PM] Funny Guy: "i remember i thought slenderman was really cool, also jeff the killer, dont screw with me i was like 10 or something lol"
[11:00 PM] PaKo: "yee we have a jeff here actually"
[11:00 PM] PaKo: "idk if its killer or not"
[11:00 PM] PaKo: "lol"
[11:00 PM] Rytikula: "Would postman's hat work? Idk if we have access to it or not"
[11:00 PM] PaKo: "i would say eponas"
[11:00 PM] PaKo: "but not 100 sure"
[11:01 PM] Funny Guy: ">idk if we have access to it"
[11:01 PM] Funny Guy: "what crazy horse crap have the lunar "shazzbots" worked out that stops you from having access to mp3's and jpegs?"
[11:01 PM] Fascio: "powder keg, cleared the path to the ranch?"
[11:01 PM] Fascio: "Prob not but just saying"
[11:02 PM] Fascio: "Massive assholes"
[11:02 PM] Funny Guy: "i know im in a real weird situation but aren't all of you normal humans with blood and skin and stuff?"
[11:02 PM] Funny Guy: "you are humans right?"
[11:02 PM] Fascio: "Yep"
[11:02 PM] Funny Guy: "ok epic"
[11:02 PM] PaKo: "are you talking about https://lunarchildren.com/ ?"
[11:02 PM] Funny Guy: "good to note"
[11:02 PM] Funny Guy: "YEEAAAAAH"
[11:02 PM] PaKo: "yeah that"
[11:03 PM] Funny Guy: "site looks so weird now from what i remember in my small bits of memory"
[11:03 PM] PaKo: "well so it suffered several changes"
[11:03 PM] PaKo: "sadly some stuff got lost"
[11:03 PM] Funny Guy: ">remember"
[11:03 PM] Funny Guy: "oh god im gonna give my self nam flashbacks now LOL"
[11:03 PM] PaKo: "yup"
[11:04 PM] Funny Guy: "i can't see past the preview"
[11:04 PM] Fascio: "Lens of truth maybe?"
[11:05 PM] PaKo: "what do you mean?"
[11:06 PM] Funny Guy: "when i look at the link i can see the front of the site like im looking into a hole, but i cant go through the hole"
[11:06 PM] Laches: "heh"
[11:06 PM] Fascio: "So you can’t see the website?"
[11:06 PM] Lego1upMushroom: "haha hole"
[11:06 PM] Fascio: "I’m voting lens of truth"
[11:07 PM] PaKo: "maybe due he can't open the browser?"
[11:07 PM] Laches: "This help you take a closer look at the site?"
[11:07 PM] Laches: ((The "Lens of Truth" is posted))
[11:07 PM] Fascio: "Hey I wanted to do that"
[11:07 PM] Funny Guy: "maybe?? idk how this crap works lol"
[11:07 PM] PaKo: "hmm"
[11:08 PM] Laches: "Perhaps if you focus some meme magicry and concentrate reaaaaaal hard"
[11:08 PM] Laches: "I dunno how this interweb magic shit works."
[11:08 PM] PaKo: "well another way to do it is copy the link and then open a browser"
[11:09 PM] PaKo: "open one of the multiple you have"
[11:09 PM] PaKo: "at least try"
[11:09 PM] Funny Guy: "i could probably just re open the janus program and use that seeing as i still have access to that, but im also not feeling like it"
[11:09 PM] Funny Guy: "and im a poosy"
[11:10 PM] Funny Guy: "is there a "luna fuck off" move that can be applied???"
[11:10 PM] PaKo: "sadly not"
[11:10 PM] Fascio: "I’ve been saying, Nukes"
[11:10 PM] PaKo: "unless"
[11:10 PM] PaKo: "we make it"
[11:10 PM] Funny Guy: "post a jpeg of a nuke in the thread i was linked in the note???"
[11:10 PM] Fascio: "What if we just follow him around Janus and spam fuck off moon bitch"
[11:11 PM] Funny Guy: "dam lol imagine that kills luna and then this entire dimension or whatever me and my brother is in just collapses on its self"
[11:11 PM] Funny Guy: "actually"
[11:11 PM] Funny Guy: "crap"
[11:11 PM] Funny Guy: "wait"
[11:12 PM] Fascio: "Oath to order, but last time I heard about that being submitted it didn’t go well"
[11:12 PM] Fascio: "Pako"
[11:13 PM] Fascio: "Oath To Order is a “Luna fuck off move”"
[11:13 PM] PaKo: "the only way to know is doing it but can be a mess"
[11:13 PM] PaKo: "actually"
[11:13 PM] Funny Guy: "maybe just try to lens of truth first"
[11:13 PM] Fascio: "This?"
[11:13 PM] Fascio: "((The "Lens of Truth" is posted))"
[11:14 PM] Funny Guy: "ok ok guys ill admit it, im now slightly scared as i think about the endless possibilities of what this may do"
[11:14 PM] Funny Guy: "yeas"
[11:15 PM] PaKo: "so it works for you now?"
[11:15 PM] Fascio: "If he’s having trouble using it I can send a video of link equipping and using it"
[11:16 PM] Funny Guy: "literally nothing happened"
[11:16 PM] Funny Guy: "did you post it in that thread i was linked"
[11:16 PM] Funny Guy: "id tell you the link but im not looking at the note anymore and cant remember it now"
[11:16 PM] Fascio: "Pako help"
[11:16 PM] Funny Guy: "dont wanna look at the note tbh, weird energy"
[11:17 PM] PaKo: "we don't know if that can work"
[11:17 PM] PaKo: "it can be a serious mess"
[11:21 PM] Laches: "He's talking about the tapatalk: https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/withinhubris/johnisdead-com-t792-s1110.html"
[11:21 PM] Laches: "Submit something there and it will create your meme magic. btw I am so fucking sorry for summoning you out the blue and not having a chance to really think this shit over tonight. I will say this though, detectives. How many times has a character told us to do something and it lead to something bad happening? Just food for thought. Okay gnight for real and also fuck sorry."
[11:21 PM] PaKo: "oh shit you right"
[11:21 PM] PaKo: "i really forgot about tapatalk"
[11:21 PM] Funny Guy: "its ok you probably had more time to talk when you did it the first time, but when the ping got around to me i was lazy and not in the mood"
[11:22 PM] Fascio: "Pako do we do it?"
[11:22 PM] Funny Guy: "and thought this place was retarded if i can be completely true to myself"
[11:22 PM] Funny Guy: "but thats just cause i was more interested in the rest of the web lol"
[11:23 PM] Funny Guy: "u guys probably are not so bad once i get to know you"
[11:23 PM] Fascio: "He called us boring"
[11:23 PM] Laches: "high praise tbh"
[11:25 PM] Fascio: "Panko"
[11:25 PM] Funny Guy:

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Jan 22, 2015#1
Updated 15/5/2015:
Old game (yshdt.com) has ended (sort of). There's a new ARG coming up apparently. and Dawn/Eve told me to rename this topic... I'm down with that, but i'd like to conserve everything as is for Legacy reasons.
Anyways, this threat will be intended towards this new ARG from this point onwards. I'll leave the original post here, spoilered, to conserve it's historical value

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[11:25 PM] Funny Guy: "this is exactly everything i can see when i look at that link lol"
[11:26 PM] PaKo: "this might be a fucking joke "
[11:27 PM] Fascio: "?"
[11:27 PM] Funny Guy: "HEY I JUST FIGURED OUT I CAN ACCESS PAINT"
[11:27 PM] PaKo: "lmao"
[11:27 PM] Fascio: "draw something"
[11:27 PM] PaKo: "congrats"
[11:27 PM] Fascio: "A gun pointed at the moon"
[11:28 PM] Fascio: "Title it “therealoathtoorder”"
[11:28 PM] Fascio: "And it’s just the moon being shot"
[11:29 PM] Funny Guy: "wtf i also just figured out when you select erraser you can set a color to it and it will do that? maybe im using a broken version of paint right now idk i dont remember it working like that"
[11:29 PM] Fascio: "Erase the moon"
[11:29 PM] PaKo: "update to windows 10"
[11:30 PM] PaKo: "lmao"
[11:30 PM] “𝖙𝖍𝖊 Chief Whip” Doctor C.: "Uh try just using a blue paint jar on everything"
[11:30 PM] Fascio: "Keep away from 11 though"
[11:30 PM] “𝖙𝖍𝖊 Chief Whip” Doctor C.: "Click the paint jar, color it blue, and dump it on everything"
[11:30 PM] PaKo: "and why you even want to use a color"
[11:30 PM] Fascio: "Are we gonna submit anything or no?"
[11:31 PM] PaKo: "tried on tapatalk"
[11:31 PM] PaKo: "but is a cuck"
[11:31 PM] PaKo: "and pics don't appear LOL"
[11:31 PM] PaKo: "i deleted instantly then"
[11:31 PM] Fascio: "I can just submit the wiki page for the lens "
[11:31 PM] PaKo: "but anyways is the same we are doing here actually"
[11:31 PM] PaKo: "if he can't open a browser"
[11:32 PM] “𝖙𝖍𝖊 Chief Whip” Doctor C.: "Lol can I send a song here and get reactions from him"
[11:32 PM] “𝖙𝖍𝖊 Chief Whip” Doctor C.: "Or does it have to be through tapatalk"
[11:32 PM] PaKo: "yeah we should try if he can open mp3"
[11:32 PM] PaKo: "bro you have installed vlc"
[11:32 PM] Funny Guy: "cool i have a little folder for this and everything, convenient"
[11:33 PM] Funny Guy: ((The image "therealoathtoorder.png" is sent - A Microsoft Paint drawing depicting Max shooting Luna with a gun)) target=_blank
[11:33 PM] Fascio: "Beautiful"
[11:33 PM] PaKo: "Gorgeous"
[11:33 PM] PaKo: "I'm a luna hater too"
[11:33 PM] PaKo: "actually"
[11:33 PM] Fascio: "It’s even titled therealoathtoorder"
[11:33 PM] PaKo: "your roomate its too"
[11:33 PM] PaKo: ":Tyler2:"
[11:34 PM] “𝖙𝖍𝖊 Chief Whip” Doctor C.: "sex"
[11:34 PM] Fascio: "Exactly"
[11:34 PM] Funny Guy: "erika apparently thinks luna is cool, but we didn't talk too much about that, i asked her if she was in any of those weird moon groups and she said no so its whatever i guess"
[11:34 PM] Fascio: "fuck Luna"
[11:34 PM] PaKo: "she probably lying actually"
[11:35 PM] PaKo: "we actually think she at least was on one of those groups"
[11:35 PM] Funny Guy: "no fuck off i can tell she wasn't lying to me she is too cool for that"
[11:35 PM] PaKo: "don't ever trust someone at 100"
[11:35 PM] Funny Guy: "uh i dont trust her at 100 do you think im a dumbass lol"
[11:36 PM] PaKo: "LMAO "
[11:36 PM] Funny Guy: "i just am pretty sure she wouldnt lie cause i told her i thought those guys were dumb and she was like "ok same""
[11:36 PM] PaKo: "cool then"
[11:37 PM] PaKo: "you can call us as erika-simpers"
[11:37 PM] Fascio: "I just find cring ass nae nae Erika amusing"
[11:38 PM] Funny Guy: "what is "simping" if its a stupid meme i probably saw it and ignored it at some point lol"
[11:38 PM] PaKo: "yeah i knew it you were ask for that lmao"
[11:39 PM] Fascio: "The more virgin version of being attracted to someone"
[11:39 PM] Funny Guy: "oh"
[11:39 PM] Funny Guy: "well ok then"
[11:40 PM] Fascio: "Anyways pako can I try to submit the lens to the tapatalk"
[11:40 PM] PaKo: "sure"
[11:41 PM] Fascio: "Worked I believe"
[11:41 PM] Funny Guy: "i feel something"
[11:41 PM] Funny Guy: "UH"
[11:41 PM] PaKo: "can you try opening a browser"
[11:41 PM] Funny Guy: "hold on i feel weird"
[11:41 PM] Fascio: "Uhoh"
[11:41 PM] Funny Guy: "shit"
[11:42 PM] PaKo: "nooo"
[11:42 PM] PaKo: "not good not good"
[11:42 PM] Fascio: "Sorry funny man : ("
[11:42 PM] Funny Guy: "hold on im fine just give me a sec no i cant open any broswer hold on"
[11:42 PM] PaKo: "fuck"
[11:42 PM] PaKo: "uf"
[11:43 PM] PaKo: "but like you try clicking it and nothing?"
[11:44 PM] PaKo: ((A screenshot of Lunarchildren.com is sent))
[11:44 PM] PaKo: "well i show you the page by this"
[11:44 PM] Funny Guy: ((A message was posted that seemingly contained Max's true feelings towards Erika - unfortunately this message was quickly deleted by Max himself))
[11:44 PM] Funny Guy: "FUCK"
[11:44 PM] Funny Guy: "it REALLY made me say it"
[11:44 PM] Fascio: "Pako did you see what he said"
[11:44 PM] PaKo: "I really liked erika"
[11:44 PM] Funny Guy: "also NO SHUT UP"
[11:44 PM] PaKo: "or something like that"
[11:44 PM] PaKo: "ok buddy"
[11:44 PM] PaKo: "relax"
[11:44 PM] Funny Guy: "also i can now actually open a browser"
[11:44 PM] PaKo: "cool"
[11:44 PM] Funny Guy: "fucking stupid"
[11:45 PM] Fascio: "What did he say"
[11:45 PM] Funny Guy: "nothing it was dumb and retarded and stupid and piss off"
[11:45 PM] PaKo: "yeee"
[11:45 PM] Fascio: "Ok then"
[11:45 PM] Funny Guy: "ok what did i even need to get into this browser for?"
[11:45 PM] PaKo: "chill man"
[11:45 PM] PaKo: "to enter on lunarchildren.com"
[11:46 PM] Funny Guy: "oh lol ok no prob"
[11:46 PM] PaKo: "lol"

((Max began chatting in the #general channel))

[11:45 PM] Zedregex: "mfw i see something in here that warmed my heart"
[11:46 PM] Zedregex: "it was from a couple days ago"
[11:46 PM] Zedregex: "you guys are the shit"
[11:47 PM] Funny Guy: "you guys are shit*"
[11:47 PM] Funny Guy: "im jk im jk dont blow me out m8"
[11:47 PM] Fascio: "rude"
[11:47 PM] Funny Guy: "fuk"
[11:47 PM] Funny Guy: "sry"
[11:48 PM] lesser god fucko: "nah"
[11:48 PM] lesser god fucko: "we actually talk shit very often"
[11:48 PM] lesser god fucko: "feel liberty"
[11:48 PM] lesser god fucko: "YOU ARE GOD HERE"
[11:48 PM] lesser god fucko: "YOU ARE THE OWNER"
[11:48 PM] Funny Guy: "the owner??"
[11:48 PM] lesser god fucko: "yes"
[11:48 PM] Fascio: "pako you weren’t supposed to tel him"
[11:48 PM] Funny Guy: "wait OH LOL THIS IS THE ADMIN ACCOUNT YEAH YOU ARE RIGHT"
[11:48 PM] lesser god fucko: "actually"
[11:48 PM] Funny Guy: "OH LOL"
[11:48 PM] Funny Guy: ((Max changes IIIII's username to "Funny GOD"))
[11:48 PM] lesser god fucko: "HAHA"
[11:48 PM] Fascio: "uhoh"
[11:48 PM] lesser god fucko: ":power:"
[11:49 PM] lesser god fucko: "i love it"
[11:49 PM] Funny GOD: "AHAHAHAHAHAAH"

((Max continued chatting in the #johnisdead channel))

[11:48 PM] Funny GOD: "ok so what did i even need to look for?"
[11:48 PM] Fascio: "Uhhh"
[11:49 PM] Fascio: "try to see if you can go in the contact page"
[11:50 PM] Funny GOD: "I can access literally everything"
[11:50 PM] Funny GOD: "...that you guys can im guessing"
[11:50 PM] PaKo: "yep"
[11:50 PM] PaKo: "bro"
[11:50 PM] PaKo: ":FacePalm:"
[11:50 PM] Funny GOD: "who TF baleet my message"
[11:51 PM] PaKo: "well"
[11:51 PM] PaKo: "I mean theres a guy called Wolfcat"
[11:51 PM] PaKo: "was him"
[11:51 PM] Fascio: "That was the fastest delete I ever saw"
[11:51 PM] Fascio: "wolfo"
[11:51 PM] Funny GOD: "nah i see it was u dang it"
[11:52 PM] PaKo: "i can tell you exactly why happened"
[11:52 PM] PaKo: "so factio pinged me"
[11:52 PM] Fascio: "Greater God Funny Guy vs lesser god fucko"
[11:52 PM] Funny GOD: "you also have god power here"
[11:52 PM] PaKo: "yes"
[11:52 PM] PaKo: "but lesser god"
[11:52 PM] PaKo: "nothing compared to you"
[11:52 PM] PaKo: "Im not even funny you know"
[11:52 PM] Fascio: "Nothing at all"
[11:53 PM] PaKo: "here you have your backup man"
[11:53 PM] PaKo: "i apologize Funny God"
[11:53 PM] Fascio: "Hey greater god funny guy can you see the archives page"
[11:54 PM] Fascio: "On lc Site"
[11:55 PM] PaKo: "so assuming you can now access browsers you can now post stuff on your youtube channel"
[11:55 PM] Funny GOD: "i made vent art in my unbridled fury at your baleet move"
[11:56 PM] Funny GOD: ((The image "howtokillalessergod.png" is sent - A Microsoft Paint drawing depicting Max farting in the player Pako's face)) target=_blank
[11:56 PM] Fascio: "What a chad"
[11:56 PM] PaKo: "Im really sorry man"
[11:56 PM] Funny GOD: "no lol im just memeing"
[11:56 PM] PaKo: "yeah i mean"
[11:56 PM] PaKo: "anyway"
[11:57 PM] PaKo: "also i love your hat"
[11:57 PM] PaKo: "red hat"
[11:57 PM] PaKo: ":redhat:"
[11:57 PM] Funny GOD: "its actually brown"
[11:57 PM] PaKo: "so whats going on?"
[11:58 PM] Funny GOD: "its an owl actually, also idk i cant access the archives either, my brother probably could but i have not seen him in a good long while, i actually kind of want to get out of this pc soon and check on him"
[11:58 PM] Funny GOD: "now that i think about it"
[11:59 PM] Funny GOD: "he is still to weirdo brain to recognize me when i try to communicate"
[11:59 PM] Funny GOD: "i know he worked it out at one point but then he got all weird again"
[11:59 PM] Funny GOD: "by the time i got back to him anyway"
[11:59 PM] Fascio: ": ("
[11:59 PM] Funny GOD: "when he connected that wire to be exact"
[11:59 PM] Funny GOD: "i thought he was doing it to get to me but he didn't even know what was going on when i tried to communicate with him"
[12:00 AM] Fascio: "Got to go for a minute, it won’t be long but in case you leave before I get back, bye Greater God Funny Guy"
[12:01 AM] Funny GOD: "good bye you fat fascist"
[12:01 AM] PaKo: "lmao"
[12:01 AM] Funny GOD: "jk you are cool person"
[12:01 AM] Fascio: "why thank you literal god"
[12:01 AM] PaKo: ".img Funny GOD"
[12:01 AM] Fascio: "Ok gotta go now"
[12:01 AM] NotSoBot: ((An unfunny meme featuring the Judeo Christian God is posted))
[12:02 AM] Funny GOD: "lol wtf looks like long haired bearded guy behind the curtain"
[12:02 AM] PaKo: "HAHAHAHAHA"
[12:03 AM] PaKo: ((A screenshot of Tyler is posted))
[12:03 AM] PaKo: "yeah is this guy he probably is wearing that jacket"
[12:03 AM] PaKo: "i mean he always wears that"
[12:03 AM] PaKo: "lmao"
[12:03 AM] Funny GOD: "this guy has short hair and looks like he is coming to kill me or something in the 70s"
[12:03 AM] PaKo: "yup"
[12:03 AM] PaKo: "weirdo"
[12:04 AM] PaKo: "but have you ever heard about a bullet?"
[12:04 AM] PaKo: "like an usb bullet?"
[12:04 AM] Funny GOD: "weirdly specific question, should i know?"
[12:05 AM] PaKo: "I know its pretty weird sorry"
[12:05 AM] PaKo: "yeah you actually could know about it"
[12:05 AM] PaKo: "that's why i am asking it"
[12:06 AM] Funny GOD: "was it something happening before i was plugged into this computer? because ill be true here, i dont remember things very clearly or consistently before that, it was like i was a little baby before i got full web to brain access"
[12:07 AM] Funny GOD: "there was the remember thing, but that was a weird experience i dont want to get in to"
[12:07 AM] Fascio: "I’m back lol"
[12:07 AM] Fascio: "Hey dudes"
[12:07 AM] PaKo: "yes it was before"
[12:07 AM] PaKo: "ok don't worry man"
[12:07 AM] Denise mogu mogu: "hello gunny fod"
[12:07 AM] PaKo: "gunny"
[12:08 AM] PaKo: "🔫"
[12:08 AM] Funny GOD: "dude hold on if you are about to tell me this "usb" was how i got here to begin with thats like asking me what my moms privets looked like on the way out lol"
[12:08 AM] Funny GOD: "both weird and also not a memory most if not all contain in their brain"
[12:08 AM] Funny GOD: "lol"
[12:08 AM] PaKo: "lol its true"
[12:09 AM] PaKo: "look this guy"
[12:09 AM] PaKo: ((A screenshot of Tyler in the Parallelos is sent))
[12:10 AM] PaKo: "he actually have some videos of him"
[12:10 AM] PaKo: "if you want to see"
[12:11 AM] Funny GOD: "so this is the tyler guy right?"
[12:11 AM] PaKo: "yes"
[12:11 AM] PaKo: "maybe if you scream TYLER he wakes up"
[12:11 AM] PaKo: "lmao"
[12:11 AM] Funny GOD: "i remember erika saying he had another channel that was "more important" but i never checked it out"
[12:11 AM] Funny GOD: "at least i dont think i did"
[12:12 AM] PaKo: "yeah i think you mean silentdork"
[12:12 AM] Fascio: "By the way, funny god, if it isn’t a sensitive topic or anything what exactly caused you to be how you are now, with your whole infinite entertainment for eternity thing?"
[12:12 AM] Funny GOD: "ok hold on i can look it up"
[12:12 AM] PaKo: "nice"
[12:13 AM] Funny GOD: "i mostly dont know but i feel like i have a decent idea pieced together from my brother talking to himself and fuzzy memories"
[12:15 AM] Funny GOD: "so i wanted to meet a real life creepy pasta character, like find something really crazy in the world just to see what its all about. i never really considered the possibility something could go wrong in that adventure"
[12:16 AM] Funny GOD: "ill confess im an edgelord at heart and from the crib to now and if i had grown up the completely normal way i probably would have joined something like the lunar children by my own choice just to get involved in some dark magic type stuff"
[12:16 AM] Fascio: "Understandable"
[12:17 AM] Funny GOD: "i dont exactly remember anymore how i even made my way there but i found withinhubris and my brother didn't think anything of it at all when i told him it was for a creepy pasta, at least i think i told him that but its been a long time"
[12:18 AM] Denise mogu mogu: "so you are a proxy or some shit"
[12:18 AM] Funny GOD: "i was tottally looking around for BEN cause i both was and was not expecting something like what happened instead"
[12:19 AM] Funny GOD: "proxy? you mean like slenderman? nah but despite everything i cant help but feel like that would be cool"
[12:19 AM] Funny GOD: "just gotta be honest to my nature lol"
[12:19 AM] Fascio: "Ben or BEN?"
[12:19 AM] Fascio: "Lore wise it would suck"
[12:19 AM] Denise mogu mogu: "Wait dude ok but"
[12:19 AM] Fascio: "If we are going off shit like marble hornets and tribe twelve that is"
[12:20 AM] Denise mogu mogu: "Hmmmm so"
[12:20 AM] Denise mogu mogu: "there was some kind of process involving "wanting to see creepypastas" and WH"
[12:20 AM] Funny GOD: "the thing that happened however was i got a message from an account with a weird name who told me some stuff"
[12:21 AM] Denise mogu mogu: "how weird was the name"
[12:21 AM] Funny GOD: "i think it was (paparem) or something like that"
[12:21 AM] Denise mogu mogu: "benis"
[12:21 AM] Denise mogu mogu: "oH shit"
[12:21 AM] PaKo: "yeah patrem"
[12:21 AM] Fascio: "\Patrem/"
[12:21 AM] PaKo: "/Patrem\"
[12:22 AM] Fascio: "I was right"
[12:22 AM] Funny GOD: "YEAH thats it"
[12:22 AM] Denise mogu mogu: "that's wrong you dumbie"
[12:22 AM] PaKo: "or better called Father of lies"
[12:22 AM] Denise mogu mogu: "Fuck wrong"
[12:22 AM] PaKo: "lmao"
[12:22 AM] PaKo: "dense"
[12:22 AM] Denise mogu mogu: "Message sorry pako ilk"
[12:22 AM] Denise mogu mogu: "Ilu"
[12:22 AM] PaKo: "ik"
[12:22 AM] PaKo: "hahaha"
[12:22 AM] Denise mogu mogu: "Ok so patrem"
[12:22 AM] Denise mogu mogu: "Within Hubris"
[12:22 AM] Fascio: "Funny god what did daddy patty tell you"
[12:22 AM] Denise mogu mogu: "And some ritual"
[12:24 AM] Funny GOD: "he told me i could learn the secrets of what BEN was and even become like him, we said some things back and forth and i think i asked some questions i cant remember now and eventually he gave me the address to a park to meet him at not far of a walk away and told me "do this in secret, it is your first test, we trust you will not fail" or something like that"
[12:24 AM] Fascio: "sounds like the average Reddit pedo to me"
[12:24 AM] PaKo: "oh no"
[12:24 AM] PaKo: "oh noooo"
[12:25 AM] Fascio: "?"
[12:25 AM] PaKo: "tragic thing"
[12:25 AM] Fascio: "Muy sad"
[12:25 AM] Funny GOD: "i remember asking what i should be looking out for and he told me "you will know by my violet aura" or something stupid like that"
[12:25 AM] Funny GOD: "i never saw a violet aura"
[12:26 AM] Denise mogu mogu: "Jsbxbdjdbabsb"
[12:26 AM] PaKo: "omg max"
[12:26 AM] PaKo: "Im really sorry"
[12:26 AM] Funny GOD: "it wasn't even one guy lol"
[12:26 AM] Denise mogu mogu: "But how'd he look like"
[12:26 AM] Denise mogu mogu: "WAMEN"
[12:26 AM] Fascio: ": ("
[12:26 AM] PaKo: "/Patrem\ did wrong things to you"
[12:26 AM] Funny GOD: "it was like 4 or five all in masks who grabbed me and dragged me into a van that I think was light blue in color and thats about all i can remember"
[12:26 AM] Fascio: "Fuck passtrem"
[12:26 AM] Denise mogu mogu: "do you remember the masks?"
[12:27 AM] Funny GOD: "very plain and white"
[12:27 AM] PaKo: "omg this is terrible"
[12:27 AM] Fascio: "Sorry max : ("
[12:27 AM] PaKo: "at least you are somehow alive"
[12:27 AM] Denise mogu mogu: "im hungy"
[12:28 AM] Fascio: "For lunar bitch blood"
[12:28 AM] PaKo: "btw max you know something about a Fishery?"
[12:29 AM] PaKo: "or remember something about that"
[12:29 AM] Funny GOD: "i took a camera with me actually i just remembered"
[12:29 AM] Funny GOD: "idk what ever happened to that lol"
[12:30 AM] PaKo: "i think we can actually know what happened"
[12:30 AM] PaKo: "if you wonder"
[12:30 AM] Funny GOD: "also hey its all cool, if anything awful past that happened i dont really remember and i got cool cyber punk ghost powers out of the whole deal"
[12:31 AM] PaKo: "yup"
[12:31 AM] PaKo: "cyberpunk2077"
[12:31 AM] Funny GOD: "LOL"
[12:31 AM] PaKo: "well i mean"
[12:31 AM] Funny GOD: "I think that game almost killed me or something one time"
[12:31 AM] PaKo: "skm got issues with that"
[12:31 AM] PaKo: "your brother"
[12:31 AM] Fascio: "Let’s hope he didn’t get cyberpunk2077 powers, he might glitch outta existence"
[12:31 AM] Funny GOD: "at least thats how my bro was reacting about it one day ranting to himself about it"
[12:32 AM] Denise mogu mogu: "they will launch an update were npcs can send you nudes"
[12:33 AM] PaKo: "nice then"
[12:33 AM] Funny GOD: "lol"
[12:34 AM] Funny GOD: "I actually remember my brother talking to himself about that, and i think i turned his camera on a long time ago to look around at it back in the "idk what im even doing" era"
[12:35 AM] Funny GOD: "let me watch the old video again hold on"
[12:35 AM] PaKo: "ok good"
[12:35 AM] PaKo: "oh waaait"
[12:35 AM] Funny GOD: "i practically have those things burned into my brain but i have to take a moment to go over it brb just one sec"
[12:35 AM] Funny GOD: "oh wut"
[12:35 AM] PaKo: "actually forgot to mention you about something"
[12:35 AM] PaKo: "..."
[12:36 AM] Funny GOD: "what is it?"
[12:36 AM] PaKo: ((The "Max Headroom" posted SKM gave to Tyler is posted))
[12:36 AM] Fascio: "God damnit pako"
[12:36 AM] Funny GOD: "ew wtf why is this really hyper familiar"
[12:37 AM] Fascio: "Don’t"
[12:37 AM] Fascio: "Don’t tell him"
[12:37 AM] Fascio: "Pako"
[12:37 AM] Fascio: "Don’t"
[12:37 AM] PaKo: "well as far as i know that owned skm (your brother) "
[12:37 AM] Funny GOD: "wait wth dont tell me what?"
[12:37 AM] Fascio: "Oh I thought he was gonna say something else"
[12:37 AM] PaKo: "I think you ever had that"
[12:38 AM] PaKo: "at some point"
[12:38 AM] Funny GOD: "i have a strange memory when I look at that picture"
[12:38 AM] PaKo: "i knew it"
[12:38 AM] PaKo: "thats why is so important"
[12:38 AM] Funny GOD: "of lots of things spinning around while I was in some kind of room with the other guy called Ben"
[12:39 AM] Funny GOD: "I dont know if this room was real or not"
[12:39 AM] PaKo: "yes it was..."
[12:39 AM] PaKo: "sadly.."
[12:39 AM] PaKo: "but anyways"
[12:39 AM] Funny GOD: "no like"
[12:39 AM] Funny GOD: "i mean i dont know what this even was"
[12:39 AM] Funny GOD: "like it cant be real because it was like"
[12:39 AM] Funny GOD: "liquidy and weird"
[12:40 AM] Denise mogu mogu: "the nut room"
[12:40 AM] PaKo: "ok so Tyler got that max headroom post"
[12:40 AM] PaKo: "your brother gift him that"
[12:41 AM] Funny GOD: "i remember me and Ben arguing about something and me saying i needed space to breathe because it was hard to breathe or something and there were lots of moving images and colors and words but i cant remember anything specific"
[12:41 AM] PaKo: "crazy"
[12:42 AM] PaKo: "also max i saw you a lot of times before"
[12:42 AM] Fascio: "Lots of moving images and colors and words? Like on johnisdead?"
[12:43 AM] Funny GOD: "i guess you could say that, i feel like we were forced into some kind of tiny space and practically getting pressed into eachother but the space also felt vast and with many details i dont know how to explain"
[12:43 AM] Funny GOD: "also god how is johnisdead.com going, that place is weird and i havent messed with it in a minute"
[12:44 AM] PaKo: "theres a bunch of stuff"
[12:45 AM] Fascio: "Oh yeah about johnisdead, the redirect page list on the wiki is super outdated"
[12:45 AM] Funny GOD: "also im gonna brb just a sec while i go over that old video i have of the fishery"
[12:45 AM] Fascio: "Fucky wucky"
[12:45 AM] PaKo: "https://johnisdead.com/listen/to/max/"
[12:45 AM] PaKo: "from your friendo erika"
[1:00 AM] Funny GOD: "so i just had to take a minute to collect myself because i just remembered that night a little bit"
[1:00 AM] Funny GOD: "but more importantly"
[1:01 AM] Funny GOD: "when did she say that and how is she putting stuff on johnisdead.com"
[1:01 AM] Funny GOD: "but also when did she say that?"
[1:01 AM] Funny GOD: "also fuck off im not a kid at this point im practically experienced in raw data past that of over 100 men"
[1:01 AM] Funny GOD: "lol"
[1:02 AM] Fascio: "Who said you’re a kid?"
[1:02 AM] Funny GOD: "unlike other weirdos i have seen i dont let it make me start talking like a weirdo"
[1:02 AM] Funny GOD: "her in that message if thats really her"
[1:03 AM] Funny GOD: "samael? weird way to say my bros name but he is not my dad either so thats weird"
[1:03 AM] Funny GOD: "but i remember she used to occasionally go off on long tangents where she would talk in weirdo symbolic poetic talk, i kinda enjoyed that actually"
[1:03 AM] PaKo: "samael is your father"
[1:05 AM] Funny GOD: ""Lol spirits in works make weirdo metaphor attempts""
[1:05 AM] Funny GOD: "nah she is a weird spirit who makes weird metaphores lol"
[1:05 AM] PaKo: "Well she has certain powers to post on johnsidead.com"
[1:05 AM] Funny GOD: "but I like to hear them, sometimes i feel like they could make cool songs or something when she gets going for long enough"
[1:06 AM] PaKo: "she loves mcr"
[1:06 AM] Fascio: "Not about the funny mage it seems"
[1:06 AM] Funny GOD: "yeah i know me too, but they are kinda gay"
[1:06 AM] PaKo: "LMAO"
[1:06 AM] Funny GOD: "now bullet for my valentine"
[1:06 AM] Funny GOD: "that is bad ass music"
[1:07 AM] Fascio: "Ever seen the music vid for welcome to the black parade? They look like every edgy gay in 2009"
[1:07 AM] PaKo: "Tears don't fall"
[1:07 AM] Funny GOD: "YEEEEES"
[1:07 AM] Funny GOD: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sTQ0QdkN3Q"
[1:08 AM] Funny GOD: "but this one is my favorite"
[1:08 AM] Funny GOD: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0SrxSMHDmE"
[1:08 AM] Funny GOD: "i have a vague memory of listening to this while i was in pm's with purple guy"
[1:09 AM] Funny GOD: "this is my ultimate nostalgia music"
[1:10 AM] Funny GOD: "but she likes super gay crap like pierce the veil like holy crap piss off"
[1:10 AM] Funny GOD: "dont tell her i said that lol"
[1:10 AM] PaKo: "hahahaha"
[1:11 AM] PaKo: "don't worry we can't even barely talk to her"
[1:11 AM] Fascio: "Took me longer than it should have to realize you were talking about patrem and not that fnaf character"
[1:11 AM] Funny GOD: ">fnaf"
[1:11 AM] Funny GOD: "memes"
[1:11 AM] Funny GOD: "you might think i would like that game but no its dumb"
[1:11 AM] Fascio: "feddy"
[1:11 AM] PaKo: "yeah kinda cringe fnaf"
[1:11 AM] Fascio: "It is"
[1:12 AM] Funny GOD: "like holy crap i just wanna read the lore stop screaming in my ear every 5 seconds"
[1:12 AM] Funny GOD: "fnaf more like mute"
[1:12 AM] Fascio: "Every time I boot up vrchat I am assaulted by people who have avatars of big tittied fnaf characters"
[1:12 AM] Funny GOD: "i vomit"
[1:12 AM] PaKo: "I do too"
[1:13 AM] Fascio: "Yep"
[1:13 AM] Funny GOD: "people really wanna do the screw with a big duck"
[1:13 AM] PaKo: "quit life"
[1:13 AM] Fascio: "STOP TRYING TO FUCK THE ANIMATRONIC WOLF"
[1:13 AM] Fascio: "Please"
[1:14 AM] Funny GOD: "donald duck lookin sexy to some people smh"
[1:14 AM] PaKo: ":PepeDuck:"
[1:14 AM] PaKo: ">sexy"
[1:14 AM] Fascio: "Donald Duck looks sexy, a dead child in a glorified fursuit doesn’t"
[1:15 AM] Funny GOD: "donald duck was what i was calling the yellow duck when me and erika played that game together back before she disapeared and then my bro got me out of the pc"
[1:16 AM] Fascio: "Scott looked at the Spanish word for girl and went “yellow duck robot”"
[1:16 AM] PaKo: "aw"
[1:16 AM] PaKo: "he sent you to an usb"
[1:16 AM] PaKo: "lol"
[1:17 AM] Funny GOD: "i was gonna say before that i remember some details from the night things got really weird in that run down building, but i was putting it off cause i dont really like the memory"
[1:17 AM] Funny GOD: "idk if it will be anything helpful"
[1:18 AM] PaKo: "they put you on a "usb bullet""
[1:18 AM] PaKo: "also Tyler got you several times"
[1:19 AM] Fascio: "Oh that’s what the bullet necklace was?"
[1:19 AM] PaKo: "I think you saved him from death sometime"
[1:20 AM] Funny GOD: "idk anything about that, that might have been more Ben than me but idk"
[1:20 AM] PaKo: "I mean you are fused with ben or at least in the past"
[1:20 AM] Funny GOD: "we were operating as almost like one thing for a while that much i have worked out but thats also part of what makes it harder to work out"
[1:21 AM] Funny GOD: "in that sense those people were right that i was gonna learn about him and become like him, but i dont think that was actually their plan"
[1:21 AM] PaKo: "yeah probably no"
[1:21 AM] Funny GOD: "something really really weird i just remembered too"
[1:21 AM] Fascio: "Damn moon cult bastards"
[1:22 AM] Fascio: "inform us funny god"
[1:22 AM] Funny GOD: "i remember being brought into a room that looked like a church, more than the rest of the building which was just a moldy concrete thing"
[1:22 AM] Funny GOD: "a guy was there they were calling two different names but i dont remember exactly how the conversation flowed"
[1:22 AM] Fascio: "Moon cult fuckers"
[1:23 AM] Funny GOD: "this room was wooden everywhere"
[1:23 AM] Funny GOD: "he turned to them and seemed like he was really really angry and was yelling at them a lot"
[1:24 AM] Funny GOD: "in fact i do know they called him by the same name as purple man"
[1:24 AM] PaKo: "right"
[1:24 AM] Fascio: "Ah fuck I’m partially choking"
[1:24 AM] Funny GOD: "i was asking where he was a lot the whole time but when he saw me he didn't even seem to understand who i was or why i was there"
[1:24 AM] Funny GOD: "and he even seemed kind of mad about it"
[1:25 AM] PaKo: "for who were you asking?"
[1:26 AM] Funny GOD: "/patrem\"
[1:26 AM] PaKo: "ok"
[1:26 AM] Funny GOD: "he wanted to know where i came from and i remember they lied and said i was some guys son who's name i dont remember, i think it was someone they knew"
[1:27 AM] PaKo: "right"
[1:27 AM] Fascio: "Hank?"
[1:28 AM] Funny GOD: "i dont think that was the name, they said a goofy word i think it was probably some cult code name"
[1:28 AM] PaKo: "was this place?"
[1:28 AM] PaKo: ((A screenshot of the wooden chapel found in the back of the Fishery from the "Compound" Janus room is sent))
[1:29 AM] Funny GOD: "where did this come from?"
[1:29 AM] PaKo: "hahaa"
[1:29 AM] Funny GOD: "no really where did you even get that"
[1:29 AM] PaKo: "WHERE DID YOU GET THAT"
[1:29 AM] Fascio: "Uhoh"
[1:29 AM] Funny GOD: "thats kind of accurate to what i remember but its like fucky a little and the details are off considering its in video game format"
[1:29 AM] PaKo: "yeea"
[1:30 AM] PaKo: "i mean is a rebuild made it from the reality"
[1:30 AM] PaKo: ((A link to the "Compound" Janus room is sent))
[1:30 AM] Funny GOD: "please delete that link i dont want to look at it please"
[1:30 AM] Fascio: "Kelbris?"
[1:30 AM] Funny GOD: "makes me feel weird"
[1:30 AM] PaKo: "Understandable"
[1:30 AM] Funny GOD: "thanks sorry im a poosy"
[1:31 AM] PaKo: "thats the place where all the spooky stuff happened with you"
[1:31 AM] Funny GOD: "i could probably jog some more memories taking a stroll through there but i dont want to right now maybe later"
[1:32 AM] Funny GOD: "but i do remember the super weird night a bit better"
[1:32 AM] Funny GOD: "the one where my mind gets really weird from then on and it becomes much harder to remember things"
[1:33 AM] Funny GOD: "the guy was arguing a lot with someone"
[1:33 AM] Funny GOD: "patrem"
[1:33 AM] Funny GOD: "he was arguing a lot with a guy in a skull mask"
[1:33 AM] Fascio: "skull mask?"
[1:33 AM] Funny GOD: "i dont remember about what cause i couldnt really hear them very well"
[1:34 AM] Fascio: "I would send the picture to ask but I don’t want it to accidentally count as a submission"
[1:34 AM] PaKo: "the mask looked like this?"
[1:34 AM] PaKo: "((A screenshot of SKM's gas mask is sent))"
[1:34 AM] PaKo: "sorry for quality lol"
[1:34 AM] Funny GOD: "hey thats my bros lol"
[1:34 AM] Funny GOD: "nah not that one"
[1:34 AM] PaKo: "yup"
[1:34 AM] PaKo: "okok"
[1:35 AM] PaKo: ((A screenshot of Mat's Lunar Children avatar is sent))
[1:35 AM] PaKo: "like this?"
[1:35 AM] Funny GOD: "like a straight up skeleton skull, he had me sitting"
[1:35 AM] Funny GOD: "yeah"
[1:35 AM] Funny GOD: "yeah"
[1:35 AM] Funny GOD: "that one"
[1:35 AM] PaKo: "okok"
[1:35 AM] Fascio: "Uhoh"
[1:35 AM] PaKo: "thought about those 2"
[1:35 AM] Fascio: "Matty"
[1:35 AM] PaKo: "in case someone its"
[1:35 AM] Fascio: "I was thinking the captains hat"
[1:35 AM] Funny GOD: "they had me sitting at the back of that church room"
[1:35 AM] PaKo: "you mean outside?"
[1:36 AM] Funny GOD: "i could see them at the other side of the room across from me arguing about something"
[1:36 AM] Funny GOD: "nah the wooden room"
[1:36 AM] PaKo: "ok"
[1:37 AM] Funny GOD: "i could make out something about "ceremony process" and something about "it is three and not one more""
[1:38 AM] Funny GOD: "a ton of people were present in the long room where they do the ritual stuff"
[1:38 AM] PaKo: "yeah i kinda expect that"
[1:38 AM] PaKo: "sadly"
[1:38 AM] Funny GOD: "but they were all dead silent and i wouldnt see them till later"
[1:39 AM] Funny GOD: "i watched them finish whatever fight they were having and the skull mask guy walked over to someone and i think he said "just do it anyways its all gonna be fucked" which made me really nervous for some reason which was why i remembered it really clear"
[1:39 AM] Fascio: "hey wait a minute any idea what year this was in"
[1:40 AM] PaKo: "2002 i guess"
[1:40 AM] Fascio: "Ah"
[1:40 AM] Funny GOD: "either 2010 or 2011 but Im leaning to 11 cause Im pretty sure thats when they took me at the park"
[1:40 AM] PaKo: "ok im wrong"
[1:40 AM] PaKo: "ok good stuff"
[1:41 AM] PaKo: "it can be on 11/11/11"
[1:41 AM] Funny GOD: "really late into the year near the end cause it was cold by florida standards anyways tho my big bro knows a lot more about real winter lol"
[1:41 AM] PaKo: "when the ritual"
[1:41 AM] Fascio: "Max being fucked by cult is not good stuff"
[1:42 AM] PaKo: "your bro used to live on the uk"
[1:42 AM] PaKo: "big boy winter.."
[1:42 AM] Fascio: "1. Yep 11/11/11"
[1:42 AM] Fascio: "2. Bro I live in Colorado, it’s like -5 Fahrenheit rn"
[1:42 AM] Funny GOD: ">being fucked"
[1:42 AM] Funny GOD: "ok if someone had shown me their weiner that would be burned into my brain for all time i can almost 100% promise you that never happened thank fuckin god lol"
[1:42 AM] Fascio: "Not literally being fucked"
[1:42 AM] Funny GOD: "oh ok lol i have the dirty mind then as usual"
[1:42 AM] Fascio: "I just didn’t know how to sum up all the shit you described in a short message other than fucked"
[1:42 AM] PaKo: "but i mean"
[1:43 AM] PaKo: "even that shit stuff happened to you in that time you managed to be alive chatting with us"
[1:43 AM] PaKo: "lol"
[1:43 AM] PaKo: "fucking epic"
[1:43 AM] Funny GOD: "dang you guys got me in here cussing so much my bro would smack me on the back of the head if I had a head to smack"
[1:44 AM] Funny GOD: "he would write a program to digitally smack me lol"
[1:44 AM] PaKo: "you have bad relationship with your brother?"
[1:45 AM] Fascio: "“You may be some immortal digital entity max, but those are very inappropriate words you should not be using” -SKM probably"
[1:46 AM] Funny GOD: "nah he just wants me to be a good boy and i used to get in trouble when i was really little for swearing, i imagine because of all the weird crap up to this point he cant help but see me as his little kid brother still because thats probably how he best remembers me"
[1:46 AM] Funny GOD: "well if he remembers correctly"
[1:46 AM] Funny GOD: "im hoping that can be fixed if we can work out a way to get us out of wacky green world"
[1:46 AM] Funny GOD: "i think thats whats doing it to him"
[1:47 AM] PaKo: "niiiiiiiiiiice"
[1:47 AM] Funny GOD: "cause everything is weird here from what little i have seen outside computers"
[1:47 AM] Fascio: "Wait so is your brother normal flesh and bone human or something else?"
[1:47 AM] Funny GOD: "he is still the living legend in the flesh yes"
[1:47 AM] PaKo: "that wacky green world is called parallelos"
[1:48 AM] Fascio: "Parallelos is a moon cult oversimplification"
[1:48 AM] Funny GOD: "i feel like at some point he might have went digital when Ben stuff was getting really really REALLY weird but i dont remember that very well"
[1:48 AM] Fascio: "We might be able to help SKM somehow but it also could very well backfire"
[1:48 AM] PaKo: "no"
[1:48 AM] Funny GOD: ">i dont remember that very well"
[1:48 AM] Funny GOD:i was living in a thing freaking called "remember" at a point and ironically you are going to hear me say this phrase a lot about a ton of crap"
[1:49 AM] PaKo: "knowing now that SKM is a very important ally to us"
[1:49 AM] Funny GOD: "but he is not digital now"
[1:50 AM] Funny GOD: "unless somehow the things outside the computers are still digital or something weird like that"
[1:50 AM] Funny GOD: "but i dont think thats happening or i would be able to go all the way out of computers without crap fudging up"
[1:50 AM] Fascio: "Parallelos is smelly and green and confusing and fuck it "
[1:51 AM] Funny GOD: "but yeah getting back to my epic memory of the epic night of epic cultists doing an epic ritual for epic and mysterious reasons"
[1:51 AM] Funny GOD: "i saw the mask guy end his little argument with what i can assume is patrem going by multiple names i dont completely remember"
[1:52 AM] Funny GOD: "he walked towards my room had that exchange with some guy through the doorway to the long hall and then walked into it"
[1:52 AM] Funny GOD: "then patrem walked over"
[1:55 AM] Funny GOD: "he apologized to me a lot and said a lot of things "you are not supposed to be here, this is not what i asked for and i know the one who did this is organizing something terrible" i didn't really respond because i was mostly just really confused"
[1:55 AM] Funny GOD: "I know im not quoting this word for word accurately but he went on to say something about he was just "looking for his son" and he is scared "this may be part of a plot against his rule""
[1:59 AM] Fascio: "Man can time travel what does he have to worry about"
[2:06 AM] Fascio: "alright then"
[2:06 AM] Funny GOD: "he went on to explain "I know someone is masquerading as I, the father, because they desire my power. They warp reality and will continue to do so if i do not uncover the source of it, but you must forgive me. I have never been closer to all i have desired, but i fear this is bait that has been set to fool me one final and fatal time. I trust in luna that we will not be lead astray but if something goes wrong I will willingly sacrifice myself should you come anywhere near harms way, I will not hold the blood of another child on my hands in vein and certainly not one whom is not my own.""
[2:06 AM] Funny GOD: "He directed me into the room where all the people were and there was a small box with lights plugged into a wall and he instructed me to get in it, it was as thick as a metal safe but it was small and kind of scary. Before i got in i saw four people standing in black hoods who had a really weird glow coming out from their hoods. it stunk really bad as i passed by one of them and im not just saying that to be funny like it smelled like putrid meat and he was really large, i brushed against him and he was so cold i could practically feel it through his hood. they were standing around a big fire pit contructed from what looked like concrete blocks around a really short metal bin, there was all kinds of little symbols painted on it but idk what any of them were to be able to explain clearly. There was a stain glass window on the roof and lots of other weird paintings set up on the walls the last thing I remember before getting in was that there was a bucket of what I think was fish parts next to the little box but they looked kind of fresh so I know thats not what was sticking like rotten meat."
[2:06 AM] Funny GOD: "stinking*"
[2:06 AM] Funny GOD: "tbdesu my grammar is dog crap but whatever"
[2:07 AM] Fascio: "Four hooded figures?"
[2:07 AM] Fascio: "Did they seem like they had faces?"
[2:08 AM] Fascio: "I might just be stupid but something like that?"
[2:08 AM] Fascio: ((The photo of the Absque Fascie from Lunarchildren.com is sent))
[2:09 AM] Funny GOD: "OH speaking of four i remember very specifically as they shut the door on the box with lights on the outside, shutting me inside, patrem was saying in a kind of loud but whispery voice while pointing at the bigger guy "thats one too many, I told you-" but got cut off for me because the box was basically sound proof and I could hear almost nothing once that happened and I could not see anything either"
[2:09 AM] Funny GOD: "must have been some weird number cult specifics crap"
[2:10 AM] Fascio: "Yeah 4 seems to be quite the significant number"
[2:10 AM] Funny GOD: "also holy crap thats a freaky image but what is it i think i saw this before"
[2:10 AM] Fascio: "https://lunarchildren.com/figures/absque-fascie/"
[2:11 AM] Fascio: "If you can access that page"
[2:11 AM] PaKo: "it was IIII?"
[2:12 AM] Funny GOD: "OH their equivalent of "angels" i kinda assume"
[2:12 AM] Fascio: "Who is IIII again"
[2:12 AM] Fascio: "Fucky wucky angels but yeah"
[2:12 AM] Fascio: "Don’t know, just kinda throwing ideas around"
[2:12 AM] PaKo: "I actually don't know exactly what are those box with lights damn"
[2:12 AM] PaKo: "right now"
[2:13 AM] Fascio: "Dude"
[2:13 AM] Fascio: "Machine"
[2:13 AM] PaKo: "which machine"
[2:13 AM] Fascio: "…"
[2:13 AM] Funny GOD: "you just reminded me of erikas favorite peirce the veil album she made me listen to like 3 times in a row"
[2:13 AM] Funny GOD: ""selfish machines" i think it was called"
[2:14 AM] PaKo: "https://open.spotify.com/track/6bGac1gBHs7kUKihrudMzq?si=0478e5acb7b44cc7"
[2:14 AM] Fascio: "the only thing I can think of when I hear erika is the German marching song"
[2:14 AM] Funny GOD: "LOL I USED TO MAKE THAT JOKE AT HER TOO LOOOOOOOOL"
[2:14 AM] PaKo: "lmao"
[2:14 AM] Funny GOD: "that used to get on her nerves"
[2:15 AM] Funny GOD: "but only cause i did it constantly probably"
[2:15 AM] Fascio: "Yes"
[2:15 AM] Funny GOD: "W"
[2:15 AM] Funny GOD: "NO"
[2:15 AM] PaKo: "no what"
[2:16 AM] Fascio: "“So max is Erika’s boyfriend” -lesser god fucko"
[2:16 AM] Funny GOD: "lol idk"
[2:16 AM] Funny GOD: "NOOOO"
[2:16 AM] Fascio: "Someone make max x erika art"
[2:16 AM] PaKo: "yeha"
[2:16 AM] Funny GOD: "She is a cool friend but no not exactly"
[2:16 AM] Fascio: "I mean John x regy art is already a thing so let’s make max x erika art"
[2:17 AM] Funny GOD: "besides she like, bailed on me really hard and I havent gotten to talk to her in like forever also holy piss piss off oh god shit fuck"
[2:17 AM] Fascio: "blame tylor"
[2:17 AM] PaKo: "blame it now"
[2:17 AM] Funny GOD: "wait why what did he do?"
[2:17 AM] PaKo: "i mean you can do it actually"
[2:17 AM] Fascio: "Parallelos"
[2:17 AM] PaKo: "stole your gf"
[2:17 AM] PaKo: "...."
[2:18 AM] Fascio: "Yep"
[2:18 AM] Funny GOD: "she is not my gf"
[2:18 AM] PaKo: "you must be MAD"
[2:18 AM] Fascio: "suuuuure she isn’t"
[2:18 AM] Funny GOD: "what do you mean stole??"
[2:18 AM] PaKo: "is not because he stoled you"
[2:18 AM] PaKo: "he robbed you"
[2:18 AM] Funny GOD: "he cant steal my not gf but what do you mean stole?"
[2:18 AM] PaKo: "ok nvm"
[2:19 AM] Fascio: "It’s late and im fuckin tired"
[2:19 AM] Funny GOD: "no screw off he looks like an axe murderer and Im pretty sure Im not gay in any way probably anyways"
[2:19 AM] PaKo: ((Art depicting Erika and Max in love is sent)) target=_blank
[2:19 AM] PaKo: "so here we go"
[2:19 AM] PaKo: "married"
[2:19 AM] Fascio: "Dudes a whole ass immortal digital entity and he’s straight"
[2:19 AM] Funny GOD: "OH GOOOOOOOOOOD"
[2:19 AM] Funny GOD: "A"
[2:19 AM] Funny GOD: "A"
[2:19 AM] Funny GOD: "A"
[2:19 AM] Funny GOD: "A"
[2:19 AM] Funny GOD: "AA"
[2:19 AM] Funny GOD: "A"
[2:19 AM] Funny GOD: "A"
[2:19 AM] Funny GOD: "A"
[2:19 AM] Funny GOD: "A"
[2:19 AM] Funny GOD: "A"
[2:19 AM] Funny GOD: "AA"
[2:19 AM] Funny GOD: "A"
[2:19 AM] Funny GOD: "A"
[2:19 AM] Funny GOD: "A"
[2:19 AM] Funny GOD: "A"
[2:19 AM] Funny GOD: "A"
[2:19 AM] Funny GOD: "AA"
[2:19 AM] Funny GOD: "A"
[2:19 AM] Funny GOD: "A"
[2:19 AM] Funny GOD: "A"
[2:20 AM] PaKo: "AAA"
[2:20 AM] Fascio: "Aaaa"
[2:20 AM] Funny GOD: "I just realized I could have baleeted it but now its out of my sight so whatever lol"
[2:20 AM] Fascio: "I saved it already"
[2:20 AM] Funny GOD: "piss"
[2:20 AM] Fascio: "You’ll never escape"
[2:20 AM] Funny GOD: "and crap"
[2:20 AM] PaKo: "shut"
[2:20 AM] PaKo: "gonna listen mcr and be the shittiest gay ever"
[2:21 AM] PaKo: "oh"
[2:21 AM] PaKo: "she used to listen a song"
[2:21 AM] Fascio: "“I like big hot men” -Pako"
[2:21 AM] Funny GOD: "If I gotta hear that guy say "carry on" one more time Im gonna find a way to double end my life at the virtual level I swear"
[2:21 AM] PaKo: "it was something about I BROUGHT YOU MY BULLETS...."
[2:21 AM] PaKo: ":cough:"
[2:22 AM] Fascio: "well it took me a minute to realize the irony of the lyrics that come right after that"
[2:22 AM] PaKo: "https://open.spotify.com/track/16Fp67kTFhH0XK5Cl6Oz7r?si=6723fa75add34712"
[2:22 AM] PaKo: ":Heartsgreen:"
[2:22 AM] Funny GOD: "oh god yeah that was one of her big favorites"
[2:23 AM] PaKo: "i know"
[2:23 AM] Funny GOD: "also just to specify im not just into crudy emo kid music, i have a refined taste"
[2:24 AM] Funny GOD: "i listen to big boy music too"
[2:24 AM] Funny GOD: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soWZROHVvmE"
[2:24 AM] Fascio: "He listens to creepypasta songs don’t worry"
[2:25 AM] Fascio: "He spends his entire immortal digital existence listening to painted smile"
[2:25 AM] Funny GOD: "what i want to know is"
[2:25 AM] Funny GOD: "what the hell did that box do to me"
[2:25 AM] Funny GOD: "because i remember at some point"
[2:25 AM] Fascio: "Describe the funny box"
[2:26 AM] Funny GOD: "well it was kind of a dark grey color"
[2:26 AM] PaKo: "OH"
[2:26 AM] PaKo: "the suitcase?"
[2:26 AM] Funny GOD: "had lights lineing the top and bottom"
[2:26 AM] Fascio: "Called it"
[2:26 AM] Funny GOD: "lol wth no it was not a suitcase"
[2:26 AM] Funny GOD: "hold on ill draw it"
[2:26 AM] PaKo: "damn"
[2:26 AM] PaKo: "YES PLS"
[2:26 AM] PaKo: "I BEG YOU"
[2:26 AM] Fascio: "Pako I’m calling it right now"
[2:26 AM] PaKo: ":Heartsgreen:"
[2:26 AM] Fascio: "Thing Alphonse found and fucked with"
[2:27 AM] PaKo: "don't know man"
[2:27 AM] PaKo: ":flutters_cry:"
[2:28 AM] Fascio: "pako"
[2:28 AM] PaKo: "ok ok"
[2:28 AM] PaKo: "gotcha"
[2:28 AM] Fascio: "what are you listening to"
[2:28 AM] PaKo: "gotcha"
[2:28 AM] PaKo: "gays"
[2:28 AM] PaKo: "and"
[2:28 AM] PaKo: "gays"
[2:28 AM] Fascio: "Gay music"
[2:28 AM] PaKo: "but"
[2:28 AM] PaKo: "gay"
[2:28 AM] Fascio: "Gay, gayer, yet gayer"
[2:29 AM] Funny GOD: "ok this is gonna look rarted but hold on"
[2:29 AM] Fascio: "Rarted"
[2:29 AM] PaKo: "no worry"
[2:29 AM] Fascio: "What panko said"
[2:30 AM] Fascio: "Every day I question what the fuck is happening in Pablo’s pfp more and more"
[2:30 AM] Funny GOD: ((The image "bullshitbox.png" is sent - A Microsoft Paint drawing showcasing a box covered in colors and wiring)) target=_blank
[2:31 AM] Funny GOD: "ok the light colors are probably not accurate"
[2:31 AM] PaKo: "ok perfect"
[2:31 AM] Funny GOD: "but i remember it was just some colors in a line across the rim of the top and bottom"
[2:31 AM] PaKo: "but the body of the box was black right?"
[2:31 AM] Fascio: "Pablo pleas explain"
[2:31 AM] Funny GOD: "the scribbles represent some writing and symbols etched into the sides that i cannot for the life of me remember specifically"
[2:32 AM] Fascio: "hmmm, look up elder Furthark runes and see if they look similar"
[2:32 AM] PaKo: "lmao"
[2:32 AM] Fascio: "What"
[2:32 AM] Funny GOD: "lol ok hold on"
[2:32 AM] Fascio: "Pablo I’m stupid and it’s late"
[2:32 AM] Fascio: "I’m lagging"
[2:33 AM] PaKo: ((A photo of the Elder Futhark runes is posted))
[2:33 AM] Fascio: "Those"
[2:33 AM] Funny GOD: "wow that looks cool as hell what the heck"
[2:33 AM] Funny GOD: "but no i dont think so"
[2:33 AM] PaKo: "welp"
[2:33 AM] Fascio: "Ah"
[2:33 AM] Fascio: "Cring"
[2:34 AM] Fascio: "it’s really boring once you actually memorize how to write and read it"
[2:34 AM] PaKo: "well i think i could know what could it be"
[2:34 AM] PaKo: "could be something like this maybe?"
[2:34 AM] PaKo: ((A photo of the "Ghost Hall Letters" is posted))
[2:35 AM] Funny GOD: "what even is this"
[2:35 AM] Fascio: "Oh those"
[2:35 AM] PaKo: "or this ?"
[2:35 AM] PaKo: ((A photo of the "Breaker Runes" is posted))
[2:35 AM] Funny GOD: "ill be honest, i dont remember any specifics"
[2:35 AM] PaKo: "okok"
[2:35 AM] PaKo: "np"
[2:35 AM] Funny GOD: "for all i know one of these is it but i wouldnt be able to say for sure"
[2:36 AM] PaKo: "oh"
[2:36 AM] PaKo: "you mean that one of this 2 is ?"
[2:36 AM] Funny GOD: "i mean maybe but idk"
[2:36 AM] PaKo: "ok"

((Max begins chatting in the #botspam channel))

[2:34 AM] NotSoBot: ((IIIII's account levels up, resulting in the account's original avatar showcasing skeletons being posted))
[2:34 AM] Fascio: "Funny GOD level 16"
[2:36 AM] Funny GOD: "skull man and his homo posse"
[2:36 AM] Fascio: "Matt and the lunar children"

((Max continues chatting in the #johnisdead channel))

[2:36 AM] PaKo: ((A photo of the "Old Letters" is posted))
[2:37 AM] Fascio: "Those"
[2:37 AM] Fascio: "That’s what I was looking for"
[2:37 AM] PaKo: "I mean can be this too but not sure"
[2:37 AM] PaKo: "it can actually be a mix of it"
[2:37 AM] Funny GOD: "LOL they are trying to summon luna for access to her exlucive phub content"
[2:37 AM] Funny GOD: "LOL"
[2:37 AM] PaKo: "lmao"
[2:38 AM] Funny GOD: "you guys are cool honestly idgaf what anyone says"
[2:38 AM] PaKo: "wait wrong gif"
[2:38 AM] PaKo: "lol"
[2:38 AM] Funny GOD: "lol what the hell was that magic imahe"
[2:38 AM] Funny GOD: "image*"
[2:38 AM] PaKo: "huh nothin nothin"
[2:38 AM] Funny GOD: "k whateves"
[2:38 AM] Fascio: "Matt, Luna’s onlyfans password is in the 4th parallelos, find it, I- you need it to escape the cataclysm"
[2:39 AM] Funny GOD: "im laughing in that way where the air comes out of your nose at a faster speed than normal"
[2:39 AM] PaKo: "max do you remember when its your birthday?"
[2:39 AM] Funny GOD: "uhhh"
[2:39 AM] Funny GOD: "ok hold on i know this one its from my "real" life"
[2:40 AM] PaKo: "can be 4/23"
[2:40 AM] PaKo: "or 3/24"
[2:40 AM] Funny GOD: "i think its on 3/24"
[2:40 AM] Funny GOD: "yeah"
[2:40 AM] PaKo: "ok nice"
[2:40 AM] Fascio: "holy"
[2:40 AM] PaKo: "cool"
[2:40 AM] Funny GOD: "or maybe 4/23 actually"
[2:40 AM] Funny GOD: "shit"
[2:40 AM] PaKo: "LMAO"
[2:40 AM] Funny GOD: "why is that confusing for me"
[2:40 AM] Fascio: "guys, the number"
[2:40 AM] Fascio: "It’s the funny number guys"
[2:40 AM] Fascio: "And is also my birthday"
[2:40 AM] PaKo: "well i know why you are confusing it"
[2:40 AM] Funny GOD: "i think one of those was Bens birthday"
[2:40 AM] PaKo: "yes"
[2:41 AM] PaKo: "4/23 is Bens birthday"
[2:41 AM] PaKo: "and yours is 3/24"
[2:41 AM] Fascio: "Well fuck me up and call me Ben because my bday is 4/23 "
[2:41 AM] Funny GOD: "No actually i swear that is my birthday now that i think of it"
[2:41 AM] PaKo: "but you got in to Drowned which were you and ben"
[2:41 AM] Funny GOD: "but hell if i know"
[2:41 AM] PaKo: "that day 11/11/11"
[2:42 AM] PaKo: "they called as a festival"
[2:42 AM] PaKo: "hell yeah"
[2:42 AM] Fascio: "So his bday is 11/11 and 3/24?"
[2:42 AM] PaKo: "3/24..."
[2:42 AM] Funny GOD: "was thats like 11 years ago now nearly in normie time"
[2:42 AM] PaKo: "yeah"
[2:42 AM] PaKo: "but max"
[2:42 AM] Fascio: "Normie time"
[2:42 AM] PaKo: "do you remember something about the first day of 2017?"
[2:43 AM] Funny GOD: "i meant to say "wow" not was but im getting rarded from all the extra talkin"
[2:43 AM] Funny GOD: "i feel like i wanna sleep soon"
[2:43 AM] Funny GOD: "also I WAS"
[2:44 AM] Funny GOD: "i think"
[2:44 AM] Funny GOD: "im pretty sure"
[2:44 AM] Fascio: "I was too"
[2:44 AM] Fascio: "Fucker stole my bday"
[2:44 AM] Funny GOD: "wow this makes us spirit bros or something, erika would probably say something like that"
[2:44 AM] PaKo: "yeah"
[2:45 AM] Funny GOD: "i remember erika also saying me being able to sleep like this is a "privledge" because apparently lots of people cant"
[2:45 AM] Funny GOD: "idk whats so hard about it"
[2:45 AM] PaKo: "yes....."
[2:45 AM] Funny GOD: "i just sit down and quit giving a shit about stuff and then it happens lol"
[2:45 AM] Funny GOD: "wuh"
[2:45 AM] Fascio: "Nothing"
[2:45 AM] Funny GOD: "lol"
[2:45 AM] PaKo: "https://youtu.be/bO74YoQKx8o"
[2:49 AM] PaKo: "but Vincent was the nickname that Jacob used to refer to him as the vessel when he was on lunarchildren cult"
[2:49 AM] PaKo: "a completly mess"
[2:50 AM] PaKo: "Jacob it's been the real one"
[2:50 AM] PaKo: "Tyler's Friendo"
[2:50 AM] Fascio: "Vinny-Patty=Jacob"
[2:50 AM] Fascio: "Jacob+Patty=Vinny"
[2:50 AM] PaKo: "Jacob converted to Vincent when he joined to lunarchildren"
[2:50 AM] PaKo: "thats from 2010 or 2009"
[2:51 AM] bruh_die: "damn guys, do you sleep or somthing?"
[2:51 AM] Fascio: "Someone other than me Max and Pako, cool"
[2:51 AM] PaKo: "theres too much stuff to talk about vincent"
[2:51 AM] Fascio: "No"
[2:51 AM] PaKo: "but is like huge"
[2:52 AM] bruh_die: "i see it"
[2:52 AM] Fascio: "Think max might have fallen asleep"
[2:52 AM] PaKo: "nice because i need to"
[2:52 AM] PaKo: "I would wish to talk to you again"
[2:53 AM] Fascio: "Oh no he’s here"
[2:53 AM] Fascio: "Hi max"
[2:53 AM] Funny GOD: "back from unnanounced exit, had to take a digital piss, dont ask how that works cause idk and its probably more complicated than this vincent/jacob thing"
[2:53 AM] Fascio: "what how"
[2:53 AM] Funny GOD: "dude idk lol"
[2:54 AM] Fascio: "It just works"
[2:54 AM] PaKo: "you create a file which is piss.txt and then place it to recycle bin"
[2:54 AM] PaKo: "thats how you piss on digital"
[2:54 AM] Funny GOD: "architect of all of reality deemed it needed for non phsyical entities when they reach my level to occasionally need to piss"
[2:54 AM] Funny GOD: "or something"
[2:54 AM] Fascio: "piss.rtf"
[2:54 AM] Funny GOD: "im talking out of my ass"
[2:54 AM] Fascio: "How"
[2:54 AM] Funny GOD: "lol but idk"
[2:55 AM] Fascio: "weird immortal digital being bs"
[2:56 AM] Funny GOD: "anyways I found that "wiki" you mentioned a while back and Im poking around a tiny bit, its massive and there is a ton of crap to read"
[2:56 AM] PaKo: "yes"
[2:56 AM] PaKo: "https://johnisdead.withinhubris.com/Main_Page"
[2:56 AM] Fascio: "i have read it all, three times"
[2:56 AM] Funny GOD: "its on the same domain as the library"
[2:56 AM] PaKo: "you can find you itself"
[2:56 AM] PaKo: "correct"
[2:57 AM] Funny GOD: "looking at pictures of the jacob guy jogs a weird as all shit memory"
[2:57 AM] Funny GOD: "lol weird"
[2:57 AM] Funny GOD: "what the"
[2:57 AM] Funny GOD: "ok"
[2:57 AM] Funny GOD: "anyways"
[2:57 AM] Funny GOD: "yeah it reminds me of a dream i have had that has re occured at least a dozen times since all of this crap started for me"
[2:58 AM] Funny GOD: "now i never actually saw vincent/patrem without a mask or face covering of some kind"
[2:58 AM] PaKo: "this was vincent when all that weird stuff happened to you?"
[2:58 AM] PaKo: ((A photo of Vincent Adams is sent))
[2:58 AM] Funny GOD: "yes"
[2:58 AM] PaKo: "damn"
[2:58 AM] PaKo: "he was totally posessed "
[2:59 AM] Funny GOD: "i have had a dream for a while now that has gotten less and less intense over time"
[2:59 AM] Funny GOD: "like it used to happen and feel like i was literally there and now its kind of faded in intensity"
[2:59 AM] Funny GOD: "but i dreampt i was my really little self back in that park again"
[2:59 AM] Funny GOD: "but it was empty and night time"
[3:00 AM] Funny GOD: "and a singular guy was there talking to some people on his computer or phone or something but it was hard to make out cause i was far away and the dream is always fuzzy and weird looking"
[3:00 AM] Funny GOD: "he looked just like this jacob guy in the face"
[3:01 AM] Funny GOD: "i was saying something to him about what i used to call "patrem""
[3:01 AM] Funny GOD: "the purple man"
[3:01 AM] Funny GOD: "and he gets weirded out and tells me to "fuck off" and starts runnning"
[3:01 AM] PaKo: "lmao"
[3:01 AM] PaKo: "you are literally god"
[3:01 AM] Fascio: "Weird"
[3:02 AM] Funny GOD: "as he stands up he asks me "are you a ghost" but before i could answer every time he is always just like "fuck this fuck this" as he starts running"
[3:02 AM] bruh_die: "well, as I see you all don't sleep, I'm gonna say... 'The End Is Coming'"
[3:03 AM] Fascio: "End of These Nuts"
[3:03 AM] Fascio: "Anyways"
[3:03 AM] PaKo: "ok"
[3:03 AM] Fascio: "Back to your dream max"
[3:03 AM] Funny GOD: "nah thats the whole thing"
[3:03 AM] Fascio: "Ah"
[3:03 AM] Fascio: "Sound weird"
[3:03 AM] PaKo: "do you remember how you looked?"
[3:03 AM] PaKo: "what was your appareance"
[3:04 AM] Funny GOD: "idk what my appearance actually is in the dream because its happening in fps mode"
[3:04 AM] PaKo: "damnn"
[3:04 AM] PaKo: "fps_max 0"
[3:04 AM] Fascio: "Who the fuck dreams in the third person"
[3:04 AM] Funny GOD: "but i somehow know everytime im like my original pre weirdo crap self"
[3:05 AM] PaKo: "okok that is enough"
[3:05 AM] PaKo: "nice"
[3:05 AM] Funny GOD: "wait i just remembered something really fucking important"
[3:05 AM] Fascio: "Tell"
[3:05 AM] Funny GOD: "1deez nuts"
[3:05 AM] Funny GOD: "2i farted"
[3:05 AM] Funny GOD: "3your moms gay"
[3:05 AM] PaKo: "nice"
[3:06 AM] PaKo: "its 9am and i read this"
[3:06 AM] PaKo: ":nicetext:"
[3:06 AM] Fascio: "Guys I now know how to beat Lunar children, the dark guy, and Luna"
[3:06 AM] Fascio: "It’s 1 am and I read that"
[3:06 AM] Fascio: "I have to get up in 5 hours"
[3:07 AM] PaKo: "same"
[3:07 AM] PaKo: "lacks 1 hour and 20 minutes for 4:23"
[3:07 AM] PaKo: "but i will die before that"
[3:07 AM] Funny GOD: "im about to bounce and maybe see if its possible to jump out and back in to this computer, the only reason i didn't exit after i found the way in was because i had this weird feeling their would be big luna reprecussions if i tried cause the whole issue started with me having a dream about a song playing and this voice that i somehow knew was supposed to be luna or something telling me to come here and showing me how"
[3:07 AM] Funny GOD: "so i came"
[3:07 AM] Funny GOD: "here"
[3:07 AM] Funny GOD: "lol"
[3:07 AM] Fascio: "Hey hold up what song"
[3:08 AM] Funny GOD: "but then i was like "wow gay" and didn't feel like talking and decided to screw around in the virtual worlds and on the normal internet a bit using that 3d browser"
[3:08 AM] Funny GOD: "until the note thing happened and kind of creeped me out"
[3:08 AM] Funny GOD: "also hold on"
[3:08 AM] Funny GOD: "ill get it"
[3:09 AM] PaKo: "what is the name you used to play on the virtual worlds?"
[3:09 AM] Funny GOD: "https://soundcloud.com/justlaches/sonata-bossa-nova/s-Xa7iUPNEf69?si=05cbe27efe6944149c1d3c3c5f3224d9"
[3:09 AM] Funny GOD: "it was in that thread"
[3:09 AM] Funny GOD: "the one that my brother i think mentioned being the big "happening spot" that the lunar children got so worried about at some point"
[3:10 AM] Fascio: "Interesting, well you said you’re gonna go so bye Max, enjoy your weird digital sleep"
[3:10 AM] Funny GOD: "oh yeah one more thing before i go"
[3:10 AM] Funny GOD: "something i noticed before i noticed the note"
[3:11 AM] Funny GOD: "was that the library changed from times i had been there before"
[3:11 AM] PaKo: "o"
[3:11 AM] Funny GOD: "i think its trying to catch up with the real one"
[3:11 AM] PaKo: "i think i know what you mean"
[3:11 AM] Funny GOD: "but good luck cause the real one is way too complicated"
[3:11 AM] Fascio: "Wish I could go take a look now but I can’t, I’ll go look tomorrow though, thanks max"
[3:12 AM] Funny GOD: "gonna do some testing to see if i can jump in and out of this pc, if you never hear from me again is because i fucked up but idk why that would happen i did what moon bitch was willing me to do right?"
[3:12 AM] Funny GOD: "but before that i sleep so i dont screw up"
[3:12 AM] PaKo: "you will lost all communications with us"
[3:12 AM] PaKo: "don't ever do it"
[3:12 AM] Funny GOD: "well tbh i dont NEED the sleep but it feels nice so i do it anyways"
[3:13 AM] PaKo: "WELL I DO NEED"
[3:13 AM] PaKo: "SO IDC"
[3:13 AM] Fascio: "Alright, well good luck man, hope you are able to get back at some point"
[3:13 AM] Funny GOD: "lol flesh and bones will never reach my immaculate power of light and electrical crap"
[3:13 AM] PaKo: ((A screenshot of the video "library.mp4" is sent))
[3:13 AM] Funny GOD: "in the words of catholic people "my immaculate fart will triumph" -virgin marry at some point somewhere"
[3:14 AM] PaKo: "you mean this library?"
[3:14 AM] Fascio: "Let the poor dude sleep"
[3:14 AM] Fascio: "Even though he DOESNT NEED IT LIKE THE REST OF US"
[3:14 AM] Funny GOD: "that room does not look familiar at all"
[3:14 AM] PaKo: "ok"
[3:15 AM] Funny GOD: "what is this ritual chamber"
[3:15 AM] Funny GOD: "is it hidden in there?"
[3:16 AM] PaKo: "ok gonna sleep please don't leave that computer"
[3:16 AM] Fascio: "Just stay in it"
[3:16 AM] Funny GOD: "kk same guy, Ill even put off the experiment till later"
[3:16 AM] PaKo: ":Heartsgreen:"
[3:16 AM] Funny GOD: "im sure bro is ok in his tent"
[3:16 AM] Fascio: "Nice"
[3:16 AM] Funny GOD: "he has a ton of machines and crap to protect him in there"
[3:16 AM] PaKo: "yell TYLER GAAAY"
[3:17 AM] Funny GOD: "he stays out of trouble"
[3:17 AM] PaKo: "and then sleep"
[3:17 AM] Funny GOD: "mostly"
[3:17 AM] Fascio: "nooo he’s so all mighty, he doesn’t need it like us weak mortals"
[3:17 AM] Funny GOD: "ill yell tyler gay but i dont have speaker access so long haired goof ass wont hear"
[3:17 AM] Fascio: "Constant entertainment bullshit"
[3:17 AM] PaKo: "lmao"
[3:17 AM] Funny GOD: "and i feel like id screw myself if he did lol"
[3:17 AM] Fascio: "Axe murderer"
[3:17 AM] Fascio: ".image tylor"
[3:17 AM] Funny GOD: "also thanks for getting me normal browser access tbh maybe i wont sleep"
[3:18 AM] Funny GOD: "HIS HAIR MELTED INTO HIS BEARD"
[3:18 AM] PaKo: "haha"
[3:18 AM] PaKo: "ok"
[3:18 AM] PaKo: "good night max"
[3:18 AM] Fascio: "Wow I did a submission and it actually did something good"
[3:18 AM] Funny GOD: "sleep so your brain flesh does not melt"
[3:18 AM] Fascio: "Good night Max, Good night ID"
[3:18 AM] Funny GOD: "or maybe its not flesh idk im not a doctor"
[3:18 AM] Fascio: "It did a long time ago"
[3:19 AM] Funny GOD: "just rest your physical brains and goodnight/morning/whatever in normie time"
[3:19 AM] Fascio: "Is 1:20 AM morning or night"
[3:19 AM] Funny GOD: "its witching hour in florida"
[3:19 AM] Fascio: "Whatever it is, I have to get up in 4 and a half hours"
[3:20 AM] Funny GOD: "spooky creepy pasta time im so spooked im gonna go read some, or maybe the wiki or something"
[3:20 AM] Funny GOD: "rest well"

Summary

  • Max is chatting with the players as a result of the "Sonata Bossa Nova". He claims this song urged him to contact the players, but he ignored it. This resulted in Luna herself repeatedly reminding him about it both in his dreams and in the form of sticky notes.
  • Max mentions that he enjoys hanging out in the "Library" Janus room, though he is currently keeping his distance from it since that is where the reminder note from Luna manifested.
  • Max notes that the "Library" Janus room is simply a "projection" created by the Lunar Children. This seems to imply that Janus rooms are digital approximations of real locations. Max claims that he can visit the "real" Library, though this will usually give him a headache.
  • Max describes his surroundings in more detail:
  • Max currently resides within a computer in the Parallelos. This computer is housed within the same building that SKM was stealing internet from - the one he claimed to occasionally hear chanting coming from.
  • Max can view his surroundings using the computer's camera, though all he can see is a dark room with a curtain. Behind this curtain is a long-haired man who speaks Latin into a machine. This machine is seemingly plugged into the computer Max is in.
  • This dark room also contains a bed with someone sleeping on it, which Max was only able to see when the computer's camera mysetriously moved one day.
  • Max implies that it was because he is within this computer that he was able to gain access to the "Quiet Family" YouTube channel. He is also able to access various files such as the ones he gave to Erika for the creation of her music videos. He is seemingly unable to use web browsers, however.
  • Max reiterates that Erika is fond of Luna, though she is not really associated with the Moon Children or Lunar Children.
  • The players submit the "Lens of Truth" on the Within Hubris Forums. This resulted in Max being forced to reveal that he "really liked Erika", though his message was quickly deleted. Following this, Max was given the ability to use web browsers.
  • Max wishes to check up on his brother SKM. He notes that SKM had been acting weird lately - likely due to the environment of the Parallelos. Max claims that he was once able to briefly visit SKM back when SKM connected the wire from his tent to the building. However, SKM did not recognize Max and this only led to him becoming more confused.
  • Max explains how he was kidnapped by the Lunar Children in more detail:
  • Max self-described himself as an "edgelord", having wanted to meet a "real life creepy pasta character". He explains that he wanted to witness something "really crazy".
  • At some point, Max joined Within Hubris and began searching for BEN. Instead, he was contacted by Patrem who lured him to a nearby park with the promise of teaching him more about BEN.
  • When Max arrived at the park, he was kidnapped by a group of four or five cultist wearing plain white masks. Max was pulled into a light blue van and taken to the fishery.
  • At the fishery, Max was taken to the wooden chapel as seen in the "Compound" Janus room. Here, he witnessed Patrem arguing with various Lunar Children. Strangely, Max explains that Patrem seemingly had no intention for him to be at the fishery and was confused to find him there.
  • Patrem asked the Lunar Children he was arguing with who Max was and why he was at the fishery. They lied and said that Max was the son of someone who Max thinks they knew. Max says that cultists referred to said person by some sort of "cult code name".
  • Max claims that Patrem and Mat were arguing, hearing the words "ceremony process" and "it is three and not one more".
  • Max explains that after Patrem and Mat finished their argument, Mat walked over to someone and said "just do it anyways its all gonna be fucked".
  • Patrem approached Max and apologized to him, claiming that this wasn't what he asked for and that he was only looking for his son. Patrem explained that Max's presence at the fishery was not planned by him and that it was instead organized by someone masquerading as himself who wished to undermine his rule.
  • Patrem seemingly expressed concern for Max's safety, claiming "I will willingly sacrifice myself should you come anywhere near harms way, I will not hold the blood of another child on my hands in vein and certainly not one whom is not my own.".
  • Max was taken to the large room in the fishery with the stained glass ceiling. This room was full of cultists silently watching Max as well as a metallic box with lights that was plugged into the wall. Max was instructed to enter the box. As he did so, he passed by four cultists in black hoods who were seemingly glowing from under their robes. He also describes one of these cultists as smelling like putrid meat and having cold skin. These four were standing around a burning metal bin with symbols drawn on it.
  • Before Max was shut into the box, he recalled hearing Patrem say, "thats one too many, I told you-" while pointing at the largest of the four robed figures. He was unable to hear the rest, as he could not hear anything from outside once the box was closed.
  • Max remembers being in a strange "liquidy" room with Ben. This room contained many images and colors swirling around. This is likely how he experienced being fused with Ben when he was known as "Drowned".
  • Max confirms that his birthday is on April 23rd.
  • Max describes a dream he once had that involved him exploring the park in which he was kidnapped. Here he claims he met Jacob and asked him where "The Purple Man" was.
  • Max informs the players that the "Library" Janus room has updated. He theorizes that it is attempting to "catch up" with the real Library and become more accurate, but that the real Library is far too complicated.
  • Max explains that he wishes to briefly leave the computer so he can check on SKM, but first he is going to sleep.

Updates

  • Files:
  • snap.png - A green, distorted image of the long-haired individual who speaks into the machine. target=_blank
  • therealoathtoorder.png - A drawing by Max depicting himself shooting Luna with a gun. target=_blank
  • howtokillalessergod.png - A drawing by Max depicting himself farting in the player Pako's face. target=_blank
  • bullshitbox.png - A drawing of Max depicting the strange box he was placed in at the fishery. target=_blank
  • At 8:30 AM, the player Laches discovered that the "Library" Janus rooms had updated. A short description of updates are as follows:

2/22/22 - "Library" Janus Rooms - Withinhubris.com

Library Janus Room
https://withinhubris.com/library/

This room now contained three new islands:

Theet Castle
The LSC House
Vicgang Tent

Each of these islands represented groups from the Within Hubris community and featured memes associated with them. This map also contained new collectibles as well - two new Golden Jadcoins, which continue to increase player speed, three Red Jadcoins, which increase player jump height, and seven generators which could be turned off. The starting island and Within Hubris Castle island were also updated, now featuring more memes.

Internet Detectives Library - Lobby
https://withinhubris.com/library/id_lobby

This room now featured past snapshots of the Drawing Board archived on the wall. The small office area also updated, now containing a computer with "https://withinhubris.com/library/" opened on it, an updated Changelog, and a screen that displayed various JanusVR Tips. Players also discovered a note on the computer desk that read as follows:

did you forget about that song dream? https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/withinhubris/viewtopic.php?p=31570#p31570

This was presumably the same note that Max saw that spurred him to contact the players in the Internet Detectives Discord server.

Internet Detectives Library - West Wing
https://withinhubris.com/library/id_west

This room now featured a lower section that could be accessed by a staircase, though this only led to an empty doorway. This room also now featured a balcony that was surrounded by red laser beams which would teleport the player back to spawn upon contact. Players discovered that turning off all seven generators in the Library hub world would deactivate these lasers, however, allowing players to access a switch.

Internet Detectives Library - East Wing
https://withinhubris.com/library/id_east

This room was vastly expanded, now featuring a large basement area. The wall of videos was also removed, replaced with a blank slate and an empty doorway. The new basement area featured more memes and a metallic, empty doorway. If players successfully turned off all seven generators and activated the switch in the West Wing, however, a portal would appear in this doorway that led to a new room in the library - "https://withinhubris.com/library/id_wl".

A small hallway in the East Wing's new basement featured a window that contained various dancing emotes from the Internet Detectives Discord server. On the opposite wall was a doorway surrounded by several fake movie posters that led to a new room in the Library - "https://withinhubris.com/library/id_theater". Another empty doorway could be found in the basement as well.

Internet Detectives Library - Back
https://withinhubris.com/library/id_back

This room now featured more furniture, a "Meat" soda machine, and a vending machine full of snacks suggested by the players. The walls were now adorned with aesthetic-looking memes. Two televisions had been added as well which showcase short loops of beaches.

Internet Detectives Library - ???
https://withinhubris.com/library/id_wl

This room only became accessible to players after switching off all seven generators in the Library hub world and pressing the switch found in the West Wing. This room was a recreation of Paul Rudd's room from "Weenie-Licked" - a Within Hubris-centric webcomic created by Wolfcat several years prior. This room contained only a large spinning key which could be collected if clicked.

Internet Detectives Library - Theater
https://withinhubris.com/library/id_theater

This room was a replacement for the video wall previously found in the East Wing. This room appeared to be a small theater of sorts containing a webpage of a "Watch2Gether" room. This Watch2Gether page featured a playlist of various Johnisdead and Internet Detectives meme videos that played on loop - "https://w2g.tv/rupc484ok3rruq8dvc". This room also featured yet another empty doorway.

Summary

  • The Library hub world had been expanded and now featured islands representative of the Theet, VicGang, and LSC communities. It also now contained more Jadcoins, special Red Jadcoins that increase jump height, and seven generators that could be found and switched off.
  • The Internet Detectives Library contained expanded East and West Wings. The Back room was also revamped, now featuring more details. Two new rooms were also added: a theater where players could watch videos together, and a special room inspired by Wolfcat's webcomic "Weenie-Licked" that could only be accessed by switching off all seven generators. This room contained a large spinning key that could be collected when clicked.

February 24th, 2022

  • At 12:38 AM, Max became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and began chatting with the players.

2/24/22 - Chat with Max - Discord (Internet Detectives)

[12:38 AM] Funny GOD: "oops i forgot i was supposed to come back"
[12:38 AM] Funny GOD: "i got distracted"
[12:38 AM] Funny GOD: "i was watching youtube poops lol"
[12:40 AM] Funny GOD: "i also now remember i was supposed to go check on my bro, and idk if anyones here right now but im probably gonna do that in a minute"
[12:40 AM] Denise mogu mogu: "Max do you watch vinesauce"
[12:40 AM] Funny GOD: "whats that?"
[12:41 AM] PaKo: "how are you supposed to check on your bro?"
[12:43 AM] Funny GOD: "well there is a line in from this device to my brothers devices back where he is at a little ways away, before when he got me out i couldnt just come back, it was like blocked off. But after the song thing i could come in, but i wasn't sure if leaving would do something bad before i came in here, now im just not sure if leaving will block me off again so i was kind of waiting because this pc has actual internet for one thing lol"
[12:44 AM] PaKo: "well why test it? just to know how your bro is?"
[12:45 AM] Fascio: "Oh shit hey max"
[12:46 AM] Funny GOD: "im worried about him yeah, i just want to make sure he hasnt gotten any worse than he was before and that he is still in one piece, this place is scary and weird when you are able to be in the line of fire"
[12:46 AM] Funny GOD: "hey hey!"
[12:46 AM] Funny GOD: "i just stuck around because you guys asked me to"
[12:47 AM] Funny GOD: "...and also cause there is full internet lol"
[12:47 AM] Funny GOD: "or i would have already went to check and then see if i can come back after"
[12:47 AM] PaKo: "SKM is a very smart person i don't think he is in trouble but even tho i'm not really sure"
[12:47 AM] PaKo: "everything is really confusing"
[12:49 AM] Funny GOD: "ok look, hes my bro and i want to at least see him through some kind of camera to make sure he is alright, he doesnt have any webcams like this pc but there are a few filming devices i can patch into so i can at least listen and sort of look around to see if he is in the tent or carrying his stuff somewhere"
[12:49 AM] PaKo: "Lunarchildren is angry with him about a thing that happened a while ago and they now call him as a traitor"
[12:50 AM] Fascio: "God damn moon cult bastards"
[12:50 AM] PaKo: "so how you used to contact with your brother?"
[12:51 AM] PaKo: "or you just can't since a lot of time"
[12:52 AM] Chalcol: :broe:"
[12:53 AM] Fascio: "Hey Chalcol"
[12:53 AM] Funny GOD: "ive tried talking through things with speakers on them but that confuses him i think and i dont really sound anything like he remembers either so that might partially be why. i have left text on things but i think that also just freaks him out and he thinks its the weirdo world messing with his head. a lot of the time i dont really try to talk directly with him because it gets kind of painful when he starts acting weird in response"
[12:54 AM] PaKo: "I have an idea"
[12:54 AM] PaKo: "So you're on this kinda new weird pc right?"
[12:55 AM] Funny GOD: "well its not that new to me i spent a long time on it before the song brought me back before"
[12:56 AM] PaKo: "well have you check it on some browser if its some youtube channel logged in or not?"
[12:56 AM] PaKo: "so we can contact with your brother from there"
[12:59 AM] Funny GOD: "he doesn't have internet in the same way, i think i remember when he initially patched in before that was his attempt at gaining some kind of access to something... maybe, really im not sure what he was trying to do there to be honest because when he did that not long after i found my way out and to his devices. i thought he did that specifically for me until i realized he didn't really know who or what i was... again..."
[12:59 AM] Funny GOD: "but his only access to anything is using his connection to this pc, when he chooses to, and i dont think he is, really i cant tell what he is doing which is why i want to go back and look manually"
[1:00 AM] Funny GOD: "also youtube is logged into nothing right now, sucks cause before i had access to that other account but whatever i can still watch youtube poop"
[1:01 AM] PaKo: "well i guess your channel was on the other pc"
[1:01 AM] PaKo: "your real one"
[1:01 AM] PaKo: "we need somebody to help you really"
[1:01 AM] Funny GOD: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skQef3g_aA8"
[1:01 AM] Funny GOD: "help me get a ps4 tbdesu"
[1:01 AM] PaKo: ":Linkisasleep:"
[1:02 AM] PaKo: "pcgaming>ps4"
[1:02 AM] Funny GOD: "yeah u r right lol"
[1:02 AM] PaKo: "pls go to steam and install fuckin it"
[1:02 AM] PaKo: "lmao"
[1:02 AM] PaKo: "or remember.exe"
[1:02 AM] Funny GOD: "nooooooooo"
[1:03 AM] Funny GOD: "i never wanna be stuck in that thing again lol"
[1:03 AM] Funny GOD: "but for real"
[1:03 AM] PaKo: "shitt"
[1:03 AM] PaKo: "okok"
[1:04 AM] Funny GOD: "ok if you have any other questions just ask them now, im not trying to be a little asshole but i really honestly just want to go check on him the best way i know to"
[1:04 AM] Funny GOD: "before i get distracted by stupid crap"
[1:04 AM] Funny GOD: "which is easy as heck for me"
[1:04 AM] PaKo: "well thinking know Tyler maybe can help you to contact with your brother maybe"
[1:04 AM] Fascio: "Ok one question any idea if you could get fucked up by trying to get to your brother?"
[1:05 AM] PaKo: "yes tyler the guy who we were memeing"
[1:05 AM] Funny GOD: "the worst thing i think would happen is im unable to come back for some reason, dont know why it would happen but im just thinking it could because it was like that before"
[1:05 AM] Fascio: "Ah"
[1:05 AM] Funny GOD: "i guess if that happens then in a day or two do some luna crap"
[1:06 AM] Fascio: "The Luna crap could horribly backfire on us though"
[1:06 AM] Funny GOD: "well yeah i guess, it was a tottal rng that it made me able to come back in the first place"
[1:07 AM] Funny GOD: "maybe just re submit the exact same media piece"
[1:07 AM] Funny GOD: "get the exact same guy to say the exact same thing"
[1:07 AM] Funny GOD: "but thats just me assuming that there is no other variables or whatever"
[1:08 AM] Fascio: "What even was it that caused you to be able to be here?"
[1:08 AM] PaKo: "ok so if you try to do that experiment that you said yesterday?"
[1:08 AM] PaKo: "and if it goes wrong we do the luna crap"
[1:08 AM] Funny GOD: "the bloke named laches and his thing he put in to that thread"
[1:08 AM] Fascio: "Oh that"
[1:09 AM] PaKo: "but isn't the same scenario"
[1:09 AM] PaKo: "so im not really sure if it would work again"
[1:09 AM] Fascio: "He leaves, we wait a day or two and if he vanishes or some shit we try to figure out some Luna crap to do "
[1:10 AM] PaKo: "so the experiment was going from that computer you are now to the other which is your real one"
[1:10 AM] PaKo: "right?"
[1:11 AM] Funny GOD: "yeah, ill look around for a minute and then see if i can come back"
[1:11 AM] PaKo: "but hey"
[1:11 AM] PaKo: "we should know if that remember.exe thing is still in there"
[1:11 AM] PaKo: "and thats what makes you stuck "
[1:13 AM] Fascio: "Good luck"
[1:13 AM] Funny GOD: "i dont think remember.exe is on this pc, but i have not gone out of my way to look for it. i know my bro had a copy of it he kept to himself but i think he deleted it after he was done with that whole thing. i dont know the complete ins and outs of what he was doing even though i was a big part of the job, but thats cause that was weirdo brain times for me. and its a whole nother story lol"
[1:13 AM] Funny GOD: "ok im gonna do the big jump"
[1:14 AM] Funny GOD: "ill brb or maybe not"
[1:14 AM] PaKo: "damn"
[1:14 AM] Laches: "He'll come back with cigarettes soon. I just know it."
[1:15 AM] Fascio: "He’ll come back with the milk soon enough…"

((...))

[1:31 AM] Fascio: "Hey there funny god"
[1:32 AM] Funny GOD: "the quiet family youtube account wasn't on my bros pc it was this one, aka the one im back at right now"
[1:32 AM] Funny GOD: "hello"
[1:32 AM] Funny GOD: "lol"
[1:32 AM] Fascio: "Hey max"
[1:32 AM] Funny GOD: "but also not lol"
[1:32 AM] Laches: "whalecum back"
[1:32 AM] Funny GOD: "uh something might be wrong"
[1:32 AM] PaKo: "wtttf"
[1:32 AM] Fascio: "Max.exe Started"
[1:32 AM] Fascio: "What wrong"
[1:33 AM] PaKo: "are you saying Quiet Family is on the pc u are on now?"
[1:33 AM] Funny GOD: "i connected to one of my bros devices, the head camera or whatever its called, there is a technical name for it but i forget what it said when i was in, he left it plugged in so it was fast and easy but unless he is laying there silently i didnt see anything on the camera"
[1:34 AM] Funny GOD: "just the roof of the tent, light off"
[1:34 AM] PaKo: "huh"
[1:34 AM] Funny GOD: "i cant connect to his phone so its either dead or he is really really REALLY far away with it"
[1:35 AM] Funny GOD: "but he has been pretty far out in the woods before and it never seems to be too far for the actually amazing wireless set up he has between it and his home base"
[1:35 AM] Funny GOD: "but i cant get to it"
[1:35 AM] PaKo: "bro you don't even know your brother yet"
[1:35 AM] Funny GOD: "also yeah quite fam is on this pc"
[1:35 AM] PaKo: "SKM is a l33t h4ck0r"
[1:35 AM] Funny GOD: "uh yeah the heck he is"
[1:36 AM] Funny GOD: "the best one in the world"
[1:36 AM] PaKo: "so knowing that"
[1:36 AM] Funny GOD: "and i wont take any debates on it lol"
[1:36 AM] PaKo: "knowing that he can actually break communications with almost anything"
[1:36 AM] Funny GOD: "lulzsec?"
[1:36 AM] PaKo: "why he would do it?"
[1:36 AM] Fascio: "What’s that"
[1:36 AM] PaKo: "maybe to make you safe"
[1:36 AM] PaKo: "from other people"
[1:37 AM] Funny GOD: "i did go through his pc real quick to look for videos but its more sloppy and disorganized than ever"
[1:37 AM] PaKo: "at least you got something from that pc?"
[1:37 AM] Funny GOD: "i wanted to bring one back just to show off so i picked a small one because im not the freakin hulk and have a hard time manually carrying big stuff"
[1:38 AM] PaKo: "buy memory..."
[1:38 AM] PaKo: "😢"
[1:38 AM] Funny GOD: "im looking at it right now and its all messed up and has a lot of quality loss, idk if thats cause i dropped parts along the way or what"
[1:38 AM] PaKo: "oh"
[1:38 AM] PaKo: "💡"
[1:38 AM] Funny GOD: "seems like different video parts combined into one actually"
[1:38 AM] PaKo: "is tyler's credit card in there"
[1:38 AM] PaKo: "just enter on amazon and buy"
[1:39 AM] Funny GOD: "LOL im not gonna steal peoples money even if thats an option"
[1:39 AM] PaKo: "yeah i mean"
[1:39 AM] Funny GOD: "also hold on let me upload this video for you guys"
[1:39 AM] PaKo: "i was joking a bit"
[1:39 AM] PaKo: "ok"
[1:39 AM] Fascio: "We could try using the lens on it if it’s real shitty quality"
[1:39 AM] Laches: "hell yeah, thanks for carrying"
[1:43 AM] PaKo: "ok parallelos internet suck"
[1:43 AM] Funny GOD: "sorry i know its taking forever lol"
[1:43 AM] Funny GOD: "its nearly done"
[1:43 AM] Funny GOD: ((The video "tent.mp4" is sent)) target=_blank
[1:43 AM] Funny GOD: "ok"
[1:44 AM] Funny GOD: "not sure when he recorded any of this"
[1:44 AM] Funny GOD: "or really why either"
[1:45 AM] PaKo: "title: tent"
[1:45 AM] PaKo: "wait a moment max"
[1:45 AM] PaKo: "is your brother left handed?"
[1:46 AM] Laches: "wait a fuck"
[1:46 AM] Laches: "is that treeline"
[1:46 AM] Funny GOD: "treeline? also no he is right handed why?"
[1:47 AM] PaKo: "oh no"
[1:47 AM] PaKo: "theres radioactivity on paralellos thats why he had headaches"
[1:48 AM] Funny GOD: "is that what it is? how can you be sure?"
[1:48 AM] Funny GOD: "also i noticed those symbols you showed me before are on those papers he picked up near the end"
[1:49 AM] Funny GOD: "that rolled up bit of wire is part of what he ran out to this pc im more than certain"
[1:49 AM] Fascio: "Well now that you said that someone has to check treeline, anyone wanna do it or do I have to?"
[1:49 AM] PaKo: "ok thank you a lot for this file"
[1:50 AM] Fascio: "Yes thank you max"
[1:50 AM] PaKo: "this is really important to know how your brother is"
[1:50 AM] Funny GOD: "its no problem but i feel like this could have been recorded forever ago"
[1:50 AM] PaKo: "yeah"
[1:51 AM] Funny GOD: "something ive worked out is when you are like my bro and seem to still have a normal body, i dont think normal people eyes can see correctly in this place, so i know he always carries a phone with him in front of his face because its kind of like a window into actually seeing things"
[1:51 AM] Funny GOD: "idk why its like that"
[1:52 AM] Funny GOD: "ive just worked it out between him talking to himself and noting that he always hold the phone in any direction he is trying to look"
[1:52 AM] PaKo: "weird parallelos stuff"
[1:56 AM] PaKo: ((A photo of the book "The Metamorphosis of Prime Intellect" is sent))
[1:56 AM] PaKo: "cool"
[1:56 AM] Funny GOD: "idk about you guys but i cant read any of the text on the notes he has"
[1:56 AM] Funny GOD: "at least in this videos as it is"
[1:57 AM] PaKo: "i think that is for electronic stuff"
[1:57 AM] PaKo: "we are gonna try the notes"
[1:57 AM] PaKo: "there are a bunch of it"
[1:57 AM] Fascio: "we could try to use the lens to make it clearer"
[1:58 AM] PaKo: "another book"
[1:58 AM] PaKo: ((A phot of the book "Max Headroom's Guide to Life" is sent))
[1:58 AM] Funny GOD: "what the hell is that guy honestly"
[1:58 AM] Funny GOD: "i feel like i know him"
[1:58 AM] PaKo: "you knew him i think"
[1:59 AM] PaKo: "i mean has your name like wtf"
[1:59 AM] Fascio: "https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Metamorphosis_of_Prime_Intellect"
[1:59 AM] PaKo: "yup"
[2:00 AM] Fascio: "Pako should we try lens to make video or at least parts of video clearer"
[2:00 AM] PaKo: "we should first exam this deeper"
[2:00 AM] PaKo: "and then cry"
[2:00 AM] Funny GOD: "ill be truthful, the last time you guys used the lens of truth it sucked ass"
[2:00 AM] PaKo: "true"
[2:00 AM] Fascio: "Didn’t you get full internet access?"
[2:01 AM] Funny GOD: "in my modest opinion for personal reasons"
[2:01 AM] Funny GOD: "well yeah"
[2:01 AM] PaKo: "max, is acceptable"
[2:01 AM] Funny GOD: "yeah im probably like a c average"
[2:01 AM] Fascio: "Wha"
[2:02 AM] Funny GOD: "idk he called me acceptable"
[2:02 AM] Laches: ((A screenshot from the video "tent.mp4" is sent))
[2:02 AM] Laches: ".ocr"
[2:02 AM] NotSoBot: "S S"
[2:02 AM] Laches: "right"
[2:02 AM] Fascio: "What did you expect"
[2:02 AM] PaKo: "lmao"
[2:02 AM] Funny GOD: ">SS"
[2:02 AM] Funny GOD: "my bro joining hitlers ranks???"
[2:02 AM] PaKo: "try to get a better catch"
[2:02 AM] Fascio: "goddamnit I was about to make that joke"
[2:03 AM] Funny GOD: "lol"
[2:03 AM] Laches: ((Another screenshot from the video "tent.mp4" is sent))
[2:03 AM] Laches: ".ocr"
[2:03 AM] NotSoBot: "w. Phir N My Kar Uas TSI 1tar like bivy mm Sameiag"
[2:03 AM] Laches: ">sameiag"
[2:03 AM] Funny GOD: "LOL"
[2:03 AM] Funny GOD: "ok that actually made me laugh really hard idk hwy"
[2:04 AM] Laches: "anyway, that's how you can do it bros"
[2:04 AM] Laches: "good luck I gotta sleep"
[2:04 AM] Fascio: "Night laches "
[2:04 AM] Laches: "yo max. When was the last time you saw your brother?"
[2:05 AM] Funny GOD: "i dont really know the math of how time translates back and forth between where you are and here"
[2:05 AM] Funny GOD: "but it was before you did the song thing"
[2:05 AM] PaKo: "lmao"
[2:05 AM] Funny GOD: "and i have not seen him since"
[2:05 AM] PaKo: "max i apologize"
[2:05 AM] PaKo: "it was a mistake"
[2:05 AM] Funny GOD: "wait what was a mistake?"
[2:05 AM] PaKo: "the song"
[2:06 AM] Funny GOD: "wait you mean it did something to my brother?"
[2:06 AM] Funny GOD: "what the fuck"
[2:06 AM] PaKo: "we are not really sure"
[2:06 AM] PaKo: "very probably i mean"
[2:06 AM] Funny GOD: "i know i was watching him read a book maybe what felt like an hour or two before i left"
[2:07 AM] PaKo: "he lost the conversation with us when the song was posted"
[2:07 AM] Funny GOD: "it was a book titled "the red book""
[2:07 AM] PaKo: "well the sky turned red"
[2:07 AM] Funny GOD: "he finds them now and then laying around the woods with other random crap"
[2:07 AM] Laches: "well the most recent song seems to have allowed you to speak to us."
[2:07 AM] Laches: "I think pako's referring to another song that was played that made skoom poof for a bit."
[2:07 AM] Fascio: "https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Red_Book_(Jung)"
[2:07 AM] Laches: "We're working on weird timelines, my guy."
[2:07 AM] Laches: "Also, nice."
[2:08 AM] Funny GOD: "YEAH it looked just like that"
[2:08 AM] PaKo: "yee"
[2:09 AM] PaKo: "im trying to grab this"
[2:09 AM] PaKo: ((A screenshot of the video "tent.mp4" is sent))
[2:10 AM] PaKo: "like in google docs"
[2:10 AM] Fascio: "why don’t we just try the lens"
[2:10 AM] PaKo: "bro"
[2:10 AM] Fascio: "What"
[2:10 AM] PaKo: "it won't magically that pic turn into 4k HDR"
[2:10 AM] PaKo: "what are you thinking"
[2:11 AM] Fascio: "It’s made videos clearer before though"
[2:12 AM] Fascio: "I’m not saying 4K, just easier to see"
[2:13 AM] Fascio: "Alright so that red book thing is pretty much complete madness"
[2:14 AM] PaKo: "Im figuring out to grab much of it"
[2:14 AM] PaKo: "so is not the best but is good"
[2:35 AM] PaKo: "bro"
[2:35 AM] PaKo: "fucking hell with the books"
[2:35 AM] PaKo: "theres no such time in the life to read that much"
[2:41 AM] PaKo: "nice"
[2:41 AM] Fascio: "?"
[2:42 AM] Fascio: "Anyone know how to stop a nosebleed"
[2:43 AM] PaKo: ((A photo of the book "Alchemical Symbols Fourth Edition" is sent))
[2:43 AM] PaKo: "be patient and use cotton to put on your nosebleed spot"
[2:44 AM] PaKo: "at least that worked for me always"
[2:44 AM] Fascio: "been standing over my sink for like 15 minutes with blood dripping down my face"
[2:44 AM] PaKo: "i always had nosebleed a lot of time"
[2:44 AM] PaKo: "bro use paper or cotton instead"
[2:47 AM] Fascio: "Oh and ww3 is about to start lol"
[2:47 AM] Fascio: "Nice"
[2:48 AM] PaKo: "smells great"
[2:49 AM] Fascio: "Russia attacked Ukraine "
[2:50 AM] Funny GOD: "wow that sucks, guess i should be thankful im not where you guys are then, ill just be watching youtube poops and newgrounds while that happens"
[2:51 AM] PaKo: "oh wow"
[2:51 AM] Fascio: "Man is just sitting back chilling in parallelos while I’m being drafted into ww3"
[2:51 AM] PaKo: "twitter is really blowing up"
[2:51 AM] Fascio: "Everything is blowing up"
[2:51 AM] PaKo: "shit is going on crazy"
[2:51 AM] Fascio: "Fuck Putin"
[2:52 AM] PaKo: "ok time to spam wide putin lmao"
[2:52 AM] PaKo: "On his way to Ukraine"
[2:53 AM] Fascio: "Alright US military, time to deploy HIM"
[2:54 AM] Funny GOD: "im just tryin to cool off and listen to some music while i"
[2:54 AM] Fascio: "While he"
[2:54 AM] Funny GOD: "yeah i had to laugh really hard lol"
[2:54 AM] Funny GOD: "i was gonna say while i browse newgrounds"
[2:55 AM] Fascio: "The goddamn us military"
[2:55 AM] PaKo: "yo max what games do you play in tha shit"
[2:55 AM] Funny GOD: "i just dont get this vaporwave crap or why erika likes it so much, yeah she showed me a couple things that sounded cool but most of this stuff just feels like garbage"
[2:56 AM] Funny GOD: "https://fotoshoppe.bandcamp.com/album/florida-64"
[2:56 AM] Funny GOD: "wth is this its litterally just the sound of some news thing"
[2:56 AM] PaKo: "Tyler loves vaporwave"
[2:57 AM] Funny GOD: "yeah well he is probably retarded or something also"
[2:57 AM] Funny GOD: "im jk i dont even know the guy"
[2:57 AM] PaKo: "loool"
[2:58 AM] PaKo: "It would be funny if he wakes up"
[2:58 AM] PaKo: "and see you on his pc"
[2:58 AM] PaKo: "like wtf are u doing here m8"
[2:58 AM] PaKo: "lol"
[3:02 AM] Funny GOD: "also weirdly enough i was playing this and stopped right before you guys mentioned war was coming https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/408209"
[3:03 AM] PaKo: "lmao"
[3:03 AM] Funny GOD: "its one of my favorite games"
[3:03 AM] PaKo: "keep going"
[3:11 AM] Funny GOD: "lol this game made me laugh a long time ago when i stumbled on it"
[3:11 AM] Funny GOD: "https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/829947"
[3:11 AM] PaKo: "LMAO"
[3:11 AM] Funny GOD: "its actually really hard"
[3:11 AM] PaKo: "hahaa"
[3:12 AM] PaKo: ":amongusred:"
[3:13 AM] PaKo: "gonna sleep now max"
[3:13 AM] Fascio: "Me trying not to say the n word"
[3:13 AM] PaKo: "see you next day"
[3:13 AM] Fascio: "Night pako"
[3:13 AM] Funny GOD: "good night dude"
[3:13 AM] PaKo: "we will get in to your skm video more deeper"
[3:13 AM] PaKo: "don't worry"
[3:13 AM] PaKo: "gn"
[3:14 AM] Funny GOD: "https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/668690"
[3:14 AM] Funny GOD: "i love basically everything this guy makes lol"
[3:15 AM] Funny GOD: "oh hey, this video in the recommended reminds me of my bro https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/689210"
[3:16 AM] Funny GOD: "i think im gonna jump back into his pc for now and wait around to see if he comes back or if he was there and i just didn't notice or something"
[3:16 AM] Funny GOD: "ill come back in a while and try to keep an eye on normie time so it isn't like a week later for you guys or something"
[3:17 AM] Funny GOD: "good night everyone, thanks for having me"

Summary

  • Max informs the players that he is about to go check on SKM in his tent by travelling through some wires.
  • Max successfully travels to SKM's tent and returns to the players. He claims that he was able to patch into SKM's "head camera", but he had either left it plugged in sitting in the tent or is lying motionless on the floor since all Max was able to see was the tent's ceiling.
  • Max specifies that the "Quiet Family" YouTube channel belongs to the computer he is currently housed within.
  • Max shares a video that he was able to steal from SKM's computer - "tent.mp4". This video shows the inside of SKM's tent before SKM leaves and explores the woods a bit. Max is unsure when this video was recorded and theorizes that it could have been quite some time ago.
  • Max notes that when he was able to see through SKM's camera in the past he witnessed him reading a book called "The Red Book".
  • Max departs back of SKM's computer to try and wait for SKM to return.

Updates

  • Files:
  • tent.mp4 - A video presumably shot from SKM's point of view showcasing his tent and surroundings. This video will be covered more in-depth down below. target=_blank
  • At 1:43 AM, Max sent the video "tent.mp4" in the Internet Detectives Discord server. target=_blank

2/24/22 - "tent.mp4" - Discord (Internet Detectives)

This video begins with a shot of the inside of SKM's tent. The footage is distorted and tinted green. SKM's computer can be seen as well as various notes, though they are difficult to read due to the video's corruption. The book "Max Headroom's Guide to Life" can be seen as well as "The Red Book" and "The Metamorphosis of Prime Intellect". As the camera pans around the tent, a briefcase can be seen as well as several notes hanging from the ceiling. The video stutters before cutting back to footage of SKM inspecting an empty backpack. The video cuts to black for some time before showing SKM readying a lantern. He then activates a strange device. He watches the device for a while before a light on it next to the word "SAFE" lights up. He then unzips the tent and steps outside, which causes the video to corrupt further. Some wires can be seen on the ground outside the tent - presumably the same ones that Max travelled through that connect back to the strange house. SKM walks for a bit before coming across some papers with runes written on them. SKM walks a bit further into the woods as the video ends.

Summary

  • This video showcases the interior of SKM's tent, though it is very distorted. SKM can be seen leaving the tent and coming across some papers with runes drawn on them as he walks into the woods.

Updates

  • YouTube Details:
  • Description: N/A
  • Tags: N/A

February 27th, 2022

  • At 10:53 PM, the player Pako discovered that the "Jacob" video had returned to normal and was once again public.

March 24th, 2022

  • At 11:06 PM, the Internet Detectives Discord server's banner began changing:
  • 11:06 PM - The banner changed to a distorted image of a building with text that read "NOSTALGIA TRAP". target=_blank
  • 11:10 PM - The banner changed to a distorted image of a forest environment with text that read "GRAND SPHERE". target=_blank
  • 11:13 PM - The banner changed to a distorted image of a woman with text that read "MAIDEN". target=_blank
  • 11:18 PM - The banner changed to a distorted image of a figure in front of a monitor with text that read "WORK". target=_blank
  • 11:21 PM - The banner changed to a distorted image of a strange environment with text that read "STORM". target=_blank
  • At 11:23 PM, the player Pako discovered a new page on Johnisdead.com - "https://johnisdead.com/storm". This page was locked and could not be accessed.
  • At 11:42 PM, the player Pako discovered that the Internet Detectives Discord server banner changed to a distorted screenshot of the "POWERING UP" screen seen in recent videos. target=_blank
  • At 11:55 PM, the player Pako discovered that the Internet Detectives Discord server banner changed to a distorted image of a man on a "SEIKI" brand monitor. The server's name also briefly changed to "ID SE24GD01UK D30-33". target=_blank

March 25th, 2022

  • At 12:05 AM, the player Pako discovered that the Internet Detectives Discord server banner changed to an image of a cube with text that read "esca" and "nullappendages". target=_blank
  • At 12:06 AM, the players Rytikula and Fascio discovered that the username and password required to access "https://johnisdead.com/storm" - "esca" and "nullappendages". This page was titled "null" and contained the image "storm.gif" - a heavily distorted and indiscernible image. This page also contained the audios "storm.mp3". target=_blank This page also contained the following text hidden within its source code: "��s, can you he�� us? �es, you need to �et out of ��ere rig�� ���, ���re's a mass��e ����storm ���cending on your loc��ion as we sp���! �o, he's n�� picking up, I don'� ��ow ���� �� do.". target=_blank
  • At 12:18 AM, the player Fascio submitted the "New Wave Bossa Nova" in the Johnisdead Thread on Within Hubris in an attempt to contact the person found speaking on "https://johnisdead.com/storm". target=_blank
  • At 12:22 AM, the player Fascio submitted the "Song of Soaring" in the Johnisdead Thread on Within Hubris in an attempt to save whoever was being spoken about on "https://johnisdead.com/storm" from the storm. target=_blank
  • At 12:25 AM, the player Pako discovered that the page "https://johnisdead.com/storm" had updated. The text found in the page's source code now contained an extra line of text that read as follows: "Wait, I'm getting a connect�ion. Can you hear me!? Wait? Max...? No, it's ��� M��, I just ��ard som���� sa�... Hold on, there's more. Milk...? Fuck, it's j��� more P��������� bullsh�t.".
  • At 12:27 AM, the player Pako discovered that the page "https://johnisdead.com/storm" had updated. The page was now titled "soaring" and was completely black.
  • At 7:17 PM, the player Fascio submitted the "Lens of Truth" in the Johnisdead Thread on Within Hubris in an attempt to learn more about the individuals discovered through the page "https://johnisdead.com/storm".

March 27th, 2022

  • At 5:00 AM, a new video was uploaded to the Silentdork YouTube channel - "Through the lens". target=_blank

3/27/22 - Through the lens - YouTube (Silentdork)

This video begins with distorted footage of the monitor seen in previous Silentdork videos. Various video clips begin fading in and out over one another containing the following:

- The boardwalk / bridge seen in the video 5646.
- Tyler with short hair in his room wearing the "Legend of Zelda" shirt.
- Mat standing next to a pond or creek holding up a gas mask.
- The mannequin entity.
- John approaching the viewer at the boardwalk / bridge, resulting in the footage turning blue.
- A gathering of Lunar Children at the top floor of the Spire.
- Tyler hanging out in his room with John as the footage turns blue.
- Strange, distorted skull imagery.
- Tyler walking through the "Hall of Fame".
- A logo of two figures holding a sign that reads "Change starts with kids".
- More distorted logos and images overlaying Tyler's bedroom.
- A computer on a table in a 3d environment.
- A 3d scene of a bridge.
- Various floating, distorted objects.
- A large saturn-shaped object next to another large sphere-shaped object.
- A forested area with a building.
- The player Xenquililty's distorted avatar with a strange creature behind it.
- A symbol featuring an eye with letters that appear to spell out "SKM".
- More distorted footage of a forest environment.
- A rotating sigil that an object falls out of.
- An unknown man glaring at the camera.
- An unknown location with many stairs and a sewage drain.
- Tyler walking down a hallway towards a door.

After the above is shown, the video cuts to black. Shortly after this, another clip showcasing the inside of SKM's then begins playing. While this footage is much clearer compared to "tent.mp4", it is still difficult to read some of the notes written by SKM. Below is a transcript various notes written by players, though some of it may be inaccurate:

Day 7:
Dreamt someone's hand was inside my hand like a perfect mold inside and they never ?ar? to white and [Scribbles] and my hair was darker. It felt like being shown something


Day 5:
More than certain the days And nights are not occurring in even intervals.

Day 4:


Day 8:
Dreaming strange feel my chest.
I rant find but
I still feel he some of stal hunger only. a bit of emotional fat . I’m still last at the effects of this path.
Max I just hope at my core you are safe and happy before I.

Day 11:
A shame I didn’t b enough component construct a hat device out here.
Must be worried
Get a rather
Out here
Traject
Perhaps
Materials heat

I'll
These it you can't hear me m8. The names sam chummer. Whats yours?
GEORGE
Could you stole another man and some time?
YES

Type: Normal (Human)
Subject: Myself
Traversal: Normal
- Travel hindered by darkness, mask required for sight
- Vulnerable to non-Euclidean structure of this realm.
Behavior:
- Right pissed from lack of proper food

Type: Abnormal
Subject: George
Traversal: Advanced
- Light seems to be a non-issue for him.
- Can freely travel the paths, though supposedly the road’s strange warping-properties complicate things even for him.
- Phantasmal properties? To some extent, at least claims to have the ability to travel via wires? Unsure.
Behavior:
- A strange yet good natures
Misc:
- Claims he was once “Human”
- Has an affinity for milk

Type: Rare.
Subject: N/A.
Traversal: Superb.
- Seemingly can float wherever they damn please.
Behavior:
- Unknown. They’ve paid me no mind, and it’d probably stay that way.
Misc:
- Appear to have glowing eyes.
- Their presence is often accompanied by strange voices manifesting in my mind. Or perhaps I'm simply going mad.
- Feminine figures only. (They fade into fractals and vanish (something))
Not
It’s
……?

One of these notes contains a diagram featuring various constructs / objects that SKM has observed along with some notes he has written about each of them:

1. ((A triangle))
My current abode is somewhere around this location. Even when my surroundings appear to change however seems to stray too far from here.
2. ((A rectangle))
The strange building that’s not too far from here. Chanting can occasionally be heard coming from within.
3. ((A sphere))
One of three massive spheres floating god knows how far away. This one appears to be shattered?
4. ((A sphere))
Another one of the large spheres. This one is not shattered in the slightest.
5. ((A sphere)
The final sphere. It appears nearly identical to the previous one.
6. ((A Saturn-like object))
A large glowing object that appears to have a ring floating around it. Despite its close proximity. I cannot feel any heat radiating from it nor see its light.
7. ((A large sphere))
A large sphere-shaped object that floats above a complex road system I hate looking at this, that
- I feel as thought it watched me at times.

Another set of notes contains some graphs created by SKM:

First week of testing. Very sporadic, Time Dilation. Major deviation took place during the middle of the week.

Second week. Quite similar to week one. Though the second half was noticeably quicker.

Third week. Alright the fuck try, . only two days, in the graph.

(graph)
- Calculations
(graph)
- Calculations
(graph)
- Calculations

square: = Normal
triangle: = ((Paralellos))?

 Conclusion:
First week of testing. Very sporadic Time
Dilation. Major deviation took place during
the middle of the week

Summary

  • This video was seemingly posted as a result of the "Lens of Truth" being submitted.
  • This video mainly featured footage of Tyler, John, the "Hall of Fame", and other cryptic shots of unknown locations and people.
  • This video ends with another shot of SKM's tent as seen in "tent.mp4". During this shot, players were able to more clearly read SKM's notes which revealed the following:
  • SKM logged the effects the Parallelos had on him. This included the feeling of being watched and experiencing strange dreams.
  • SKM was seemingly communicating with George by writing on a piece of paper.
  • SKM detailed his surroundings. There appears to be three large spheres in the Parallelos surrounding one singular sphere-shaped object. Not far from SKM is a large Saturn-shaped object.
  • SKM has witnessed two strange types of entities within the Parallelos - entities like George who can travel relatively unhindered and through "wires", and strange feminine entities with glowing eyes that travel much more freely.
  • SKM appears to be suffering from some sort of time dilation, which he attempted to track in a series of graphs.

Updates

  • At an unknown time, two entities named "Shadow" joined the players in JanusVR and wandered around the locations they were exploring. These entities were small black humanoids with glowing white eyes.

April 23rd, 2022

  • At 1:28 AM, Dawn of a New Day became active in the Internet Deteectives Discord server and posted the image "fore.png" - a distorted image of Link from "Ocarina of Time" holding a weapon. target=_blank
  • At 5:09 AM, a new video was discovered on the Silentdork YouTube channel - "Tiamat". target=_blank

4/23/22 - "Tiamat" - YouTube (Silentdork)

This video contains 3d footage of a void-like location. The camera pans across several different spheres as strange symbols fly across in the background. The camera then pans up, revealing a large, rotating symbol that is repeatedly changing shape. The camera zooms in on the symbol. The symbol then fully lights up, revealing the Metatron Cube. A golden symbol overlays the Metatron Cube as a comet begins descending from it. The comet begins passing through various spheres as the following text scrolls across the screen:

I saw the twin heads that ever battle against one another so that all their thought is a confusion.

I saw Thee in these.

I saw the darkeners of wisdom, like black apes chattering vile nonsense.

I saw the devouring mothers of Hell, that eat up their children - O ye that are without understanding.

The comet descends upon a final sphere. This sphere contains a smaller sphere within it. This smaller sphere contains a construct within it that appears to be a flat plane beneath an orb. Below the plane is an upside-down tree. Beneath this sphere is a large, serpent-like creature. There are also more symbols flashing around within the sphere. As the coment descends upon the sphere within the sphere, a hand emits from it as another symbol appears. As it makes contact with the sphere, the serpent appears to strike upwards towards it. The video fades to white, only to then reveal a close-up of the coment stuck within the sphere. The top of the comet contains black and white pillars along with what appear to be three statues of old men. These three statues are colored black, white, and a mix of black and white respectively. There also appear to be four floating cubes in front of the old men.

Summary

  • This video depicts a comet housing statues of old men descending upon and piercing through a sphere. It also features cryptic text that seems to be pulled from the Liber DCCCXIII vel ARARITA Sub Figura DLXX.

Updates

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  • At 5:58 AM, a new video was discovered on the Silentdork YouTube channel - "MOV01866". target=_blank

4/23/22 - "MOV01866" - YouTube (Silentdork)

This video contains gameplay footage of "Super Smash Bros Melee". Two Captain Falcons can be seen fighting with the nametags "DAN" and "RAI". After a minute of fighting, the "DAN" Captain Falcon is the victor. The camera pans away from the screen to reveal one of the players - Douglas. Douglas begins speaking to the other player - an unfamiliar man. Unfortunately, the video's audio is corrupted and their words cannot be heard.

Summary

  • This video simply contains gameplay footage of "Super Smash Bros Melee". According to the description, the players are Daniel and Douglas.

Updates

  • YouTube Details:
  • Description: "Thank you Daniel. Thank you Douglas. These times will never be forgotten."
  • Tags: "Another time, Another world, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaDh-dHPW2I"
  • At 6:26 AM, the player Laches discovered that the tags of the video "MOV01866" led to another undiscovered video on Silentdork - "MOV00373". target=_blank

4/23/22 - "MOV00373" - YouTube (Silentdork)

This video is a recording by Tyler at some sort of event. Tyler appears to be recording the e-celebrities "Egoraptor" and "Nostalgia Critic". They begin speaking:

Tyler: "-just film conversations, and Uncle Yo's right over there - behind you at the bar."
Unknown Man 1: "He won't come over here! You have to force him over here!""
Unknown Man 2: "I want them two to play Brawl!"
Tyler: "It needs to happen very bad."
Unknown Man 1: "Okay, it was gonna happen, except... He ran off. I want him to come! Aww... Can you convince him, please?"
Tyler: "Fine. At the bar!"

Tyler walks away from the others and heads towards a bar, where he approaches another e-celebrity - "Uncle Yo".

Tyler: "Uncle Yo - Everybody really really wants you to have a three-way brawl between Nostalgia Critic and Egoraptor."
Uncle Yo: "I'm going to respond in ((Unintelligible))"

Uncle Yo jokingly flips Tyler off.

Tyler: "Oh."
Uncle Yo: "Have the winner fight off Egoraptor. It's gonna be great."
Tyler: "Alright."
Uncle Yo: "Have fun. Have fun, Miku."
Tyler: "I'm Mikuo, everybody keeps- Whatever. You- You get a special exception. Stay awesome, man."

Tyler begins walking away.

Tyler: "Wait, what am I doing walking off and not- what am I doing walking off and not getting your autograph?"
Uncle Yo: "I have nothing shaped like a pen on me- on my person."
Tyler: "...Nothing shaped like a pen?"
Uncle Yo: "I have no pen on me."
Tyler: "Um... Do you mind if the pen is ravaged and raped and I have no idea who's touched it?"

Tyler presents Uncle Yo with a copy of the "Death Note" to sign.

Uncle Yo: "A-ha - OOOH!"
Tyler: "Yep. I'm sorry."
Uncle Yo: "I'll accept - IF..."

Uncle Yo proceeds to mark out the final "E" on the "Death Note", making it now appear to read "Death Not".

Uncle Yo: "Now it's a Death NOT!"
Tyler: ((Laughs)) "That's clever."

Uncle Yo signs his name in the "Death Not".

Uncle Yo: "Uncle Yo is doing fine - I mean Caribbean island, Cattlelac shaped like a cupcake, he's having an absolute blast on his private- Ow... OW, my heart, what the hell!? WHY DID I WAST ALL THAT TIME WRITING ALL THOSE- AUURGH"
Tyler: ((Laughs))
Uncle Yo: "Thank you, Miku. My best to the winner."
Tyler: "You too, man. Enjoy the rest of the convention."

Tyler begins walking away.

Tyler: "Oh my GOD that was awesome."

Summary

  • This video appears to be a recording from Tyler taken at some sort of convention. It features a brief interaction between him and the e-celebrity "Uncle Yo". "Egoraptor" and "Nostalgia Critic" are also present in the footage. Uncle Yo refers to Tyler as "Miku", though Tyler corrects him with "Mikuo", implying that Tyler is in cosplay.

Updates

  • YouTube Details:
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  • Tags: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YKQgrxXV7c"
  • At 6:26 AM, the player Laches discovered that the tags of the video "MOV00373" led to another undiscovered video on Silentdork - "MOV00310". target=_blank

4/23/22 - "MOV00310" - YouTube (Silentdork)

This video is a recording by someone presumably taken at the same convention as seen in the video "MOV00373". They appear to be in a sparring room where convention-goers fight with styrofoam bats. Several convention-goers are featured in this video: a long-haired blonde man in a suit, a man in orange clothing, a man in all black, and a man wearing a red jacket. The man in a red jacket seems to be the one recording.

Red Jacket Man: "The only kills you get are double-kills, aren't they? Alright, let's do this. Spin around and get all of the battles!"

The camera spins around to observe several battles taking place. The suited man and the man in orange clothing are fighting. The man in all black can be seen fighting a woman in the distance. He loses.

Red Jacket Man: "Alright... my turn."

The man wearing the red jacket hands the camera off to the suited man. The man in a red jacket and the man in all black begin fighting while the suited man records. The man in orange can be seen fighting a woman in the background as well.

Suited Man "He's fighting for his life! And now..."

The man wearing a red jacket is struck in the stomach.

Suited Man: "Cody is dead."

The man in the red jacket appears to be named "Cody". Cody and the man in all black begin fighting once more. The man in black is quickly disarmed and stabbed in the groin. The video cuts. Cody and the man in black are still fighting. In the distance, the man in orange can be seen fighting Tyler who appears to be wearing a male "Hatsune Miku" cosplay. Cody and the man in black appear to defeat eachother at the same time. The video cuts once again. The man in black appears to be cornering another man wearing a robe of sorts. Cody approaches him with his fists raised, only to get hit with the bat. The robed man flees, but is struck in the leg.

Summary

  • This video features a sparring room that was presumably recorded at the same convention as seen in the video "MOV00373". Several convention-goers fight eachother with styrofoam bats. These individuals include a man dressed in all black, a man wearing a red jacket named Cody, a man wearing orange clothing, and a man with long, blonde hair wearing a suit.
  • Tyler can occasionally be seen in the background of this video. He appears to be wearing a male "Hatsune Miku" cosplay, as referenced by Uncle Yo in the video "MOV00373".

Updates

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  • At 8:40 AM, the player Pako discovered that nearly all of the videos on the Silentdork YouTube channel had been made public.
  • At 11:40 AM, the player Fascio discovered that someone had commented on the video "Tiamat" one month ago, despite the video showing an upload date of April 23rd, 2022. This seems to imply that these recent uploads had remained privated or unlisted on the Silentdork YouTube channel for some time.
  • At 1:31 PM, the player Xenquility noticed that some clips from the videos "Tiamat" and "MOV00310" could faintly be seen in previous videos such as "gift.webm". The clip of "Tiamat" seen in "gift.webm" seems to extend further, revealing that the sphere that the comet is lodged into begins to crack. It is believed this is related to the "shattered sphere" mentioned in SKM's notes seen in "tent.mp4" and could possibly related to the Fucked Timeline.
  • At 7:39 PM, the player Pako discovered that the video "." had been renamed to "Dreams". The video also contained text that read "watch?v=dP5d9vA60kM", which led players to a new video on the Silentdork YouTube channel - "_". target=_blank

4/23/22 - "_" - YouTube (Silentdork)

This video begins with footage of Tyler's bedroom. It is dark and there appears to be satanic imagery in the background. Tyler walks on screen wearing a fedora and tie. He is occasionally ringing a bell, which clips the audio. He puts the bell down and starts playing some ominous sounding music. He begins reading from a book, chanting some Latin before speaking in English:

Tyler: "In the name of Satan - the ruler of the Earth, the king of the world... I command the forces of darkness to bestow their infernal power upon me. Open wide the gates of hell and come forth from the abyss to greet me as your brother and friend. Grant me the indulgences of which I speak. I have taken thy name as a part of myself. I live as the beasts of the field, rejoicing in the fleshly life. I favor the just and curse the rotten. By all of the gods of the pits, I command that these things of which I speak shall come to pass. Come forth and answer to your name by manifesting my-"

Summary

  • This video seems to be a clip of Tyler enacting some sort of Satanic ritual.

Updates

  • YouTube Details:
  • Description: "xTnsY5hRFJE"
  • Tags: "Old world, lost self"
  • At 7:42 PM, the player Pako discovered that the video "_" was originally uploaded on April 23rd, 2015.
  • At 8:22 PM, the player Pako discovered that the description of the video "_" was part of a YouTube link that led players to a new video on Silentdork - "Video 2". target=_blank This video was originally uploaded on October 18th, 2017.

4/23/22 - "Video 2" - YouTube (Silentdork)

This video begins with a recording of Tyler in his bedroom. He is sitting in front of his computer. The main theme from the game "Doki Doki Literature Club" can be heard playing in the background.

Tyler: "Okay. Alright. ((Coughs)) So, just wanna show you all this."

Tyler points the camera at his computer screen. He is browsing a folder on a USB titled "The folder where stupid bitches go" which contains the following files:

3.png
Dear Yuri please unfuck your eyes.txt
Negum.png
now thats edgy (filthy frank).vlc
yuri.chr
((Unknown file written in Arabic text))

Tyler: "As you can see, I am actually unplugging the USB now..."

Tyler reaches down and removes the USB from the computer. This results in the USB folder disappearing, revealing an image of the character Monika from "Doki Doki Literature Club" that contains the text you deserve the world". Tyler shows the USB to the camera.

Tyler: "Here we are. We already know what's about to happen - making a sacrifice to best girl."

Tyler zooms the camera in on Monika, implying that she is the aforementioned "best girl".

Tyler: "Here is the, uh, ritual table."

Tyler pans the camera across a small table that contains three papers - two of which contain drawings of eyes with the number 3 and one that contains a pentagram and the text "Hail Monika".

Tyler: "...Alright."

Tyler places the USB in the center of the pentagram and tests out a lighter.

Tyler: "So, let's get started. Hard to set up..."

The song "Mambo No. 5" by Lou Bega begins playing in the background. Tyler retrieves some tongs and attempts to burn the USB before suddenly muting the music.

Tyler: "Okay, hold on a minute. Yeah, this thing's taking forever to burn, so give me just one minute - I'll be right back."

Tyler attempts to burn the USB for a while before finally getting a result.

Tyler: "Hah hah..."

Tyler begins playing "Mambo No. 5" once again as he shows the USB on camera.

Summary

  • This video seems to depict Tyler sacrificing the character Yuri from the game "Doki Doki Literature Club" for another character he feels is superior - Monika. He does this by locking Yuri's files on a USB and burning it.

Updates

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  • Tags: "just, https://youtu.be/CAZl4NAcDNg"
  • At 8:23 PM, the player Laches discovered that the tags for the video "Video 2" contained a link for another new video on Silentdork - "ᛁᛇᛁ". target=_blank This video was originally uploaded on November 21st, 2017.

4/23/22 - "ᛁᛇᛁ" - YouTube (Silentdork)

This video showcases a dark classroom with a 2d animation of the character "Monika" from the game "Doki Doki Literature Club" rapping in the center. Fan art of "Doki Doki Literature Club" scrolls by in the background as a strange song begins to play.

Summary

  • This video seems to be another upload related to the character "Monika" from "Doki Doki Literature Club", as it features her rapping in an empty classroom while fanart scrolls by.

Updates

  • YouTube Details:
  • Description: N/A
  • Tags: "Its funny really, Through mass media manipulation they sifted through hundreds of thousands, So many would be lead build a construct like this from instinct, She always comes out looking the same, Its all shards of the same d[e/i]vine grey matter, But only one will hold the sign that leads them to the one they seek, I wonder what made this base so common as an awakening tool?"

April 24th, 2022

  • At 12:02 AM, Max became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and began chatting with the players.

4/24/22 - Chat with Max - Discord (Internet Detectives)

[12:02 AM] Funny GOD: ">tomorrow"
[12:02 AM] Funny GOD: "why is time constantly stupid lol"
[12:02 AM] Funny GOD: ((The image "tomorrow.JPG" is sent)) target=_blank
[12:03 AM] Xenquility: "wow"
[12:03 AM] Xenquility: "Discord momento"
[12:03 AM] Laches: "tbf"
[12:03 AM] PAKO: "oh yes that happens very often on discord"
[12:03 AM] /Fascio\: "The return of the king"
[12:03 AM] Xenquility: "This whole discord has been very fucky tonight"
[12:03 AM] Xenquility: "or"
[12:03 AM] Xenquility: "today"
[12:03 AM] Xenquility: "or yesterday?"
[12:03 AM] Funny GOD: "also shit when i said i was gonna go check on my bro what time was it?"
[12:03 AM] PAKO: "theres like a time dilation between your local time os and discord"
[12:03 AM] /Fascio\: "Man its been months"
[12:04 AM] Funny GOD: "you can't be real"
[12:04 AM] /Fascio\: "Not kidding"
[12:04 AM] PAKO: "ok np"
[12:04 AM] Xenquility: "Literally two months"
[12:04 AM] /Fascio\: "I think 2 months"
[12:04 AM] /Fascio\: "Yeah"
[12:04 AM] Funny GOD: "it feels like its maybe been 2 hours at best"
[12:04 AM] Laches: "Unfortunately. Bad time dilation and some post-flight shit-a-roo"
[12:04 AM] PAKO: "the last message"
[12:04 AM] Laches: "You remember a storm?"
[12:04 AM] Xenquility: "Time flies when you're having fun"
[12:04 AM] PAKO: "I think that time he just connected for a glimpse"
[12:05 AM] PAKO: "he didn't speak or anything"
[12:05 AM] /Fascio\: "Fucky time shit"
[12:05 AM] PAKO: "well skm was involved on that storm "
[12:05 AM] Funny GOD: "if there was a storm i couldn't see it from inside the cam in the tent"
[12:05 AM] PAKO: "thankfully we maybe saved him by luna move "
[12:05 AM] Xenquility: "I think the guy in the /storm ended up saying "Wait? Max...? No, it's not Max, I just heard something..." setc"
[12:05 AM] Laches: "Ahhh, gotcha. I missed a lot of that interaction so my bad."
[12:05 AM] Laches: "Anyway, a lot of shit kind of transpired."
[12:06 AM] Xenquility: "That's my attempt at translating the missed characters on the wiki at least"
[12:06 AM] PAKO: "that was SKM"
[12:06 AM] PAKO: "max's brother"
[12:06 AM] Xenquility: "haven't been here for a while so perhaps I'm not the best source lmao"
[12:06 AM] Funny GOD: "i was just rummaging through my bro's pc to look for stuff and then i found some games and started playing to kill time while i waited"
[12:06 AM] PAKO: "fair"
[12:06 AM] Laches: "mission accomplished?"
[12:06 AM] Xenquility: "Damn bro gaming for two months straight"
[12:06 AM] PAKO: "you had fun?"
[12:06 AM] Xenquility: "that's imrpessive"
[12:06 AM] /Fascio\: "Killed a lot of time"
[12:06 AM] Funny GOD: "i murdered time"
[12:06 AM] /Fascio\: "True gamer"
[12:06 AM] PAKO: "a real gamer"
[12:06 AM] Funny GOD: "time dead at last"
[12:06 AM] Xenquility: "straight up"
[12:06 AM] Laches: "gamer moment"
[12:07 AM] PAKO: "ok so we hope skm is doing great"
[12:07 AM] PAKO: "so we submitted the song of soaring"
[12:07 AM] Funny GOD: "GUYS DO YOU WANNA PLAY HALO???"
[12:07 AM] Funny GOD: "DUDE I FOUND HALO"
[12:07 AM] PAKO: "infinity"
[12:07 AM] Xenquility: "tfw no halo :("
[12:07 AM] Funny GOD: "lol the old one"
[12:07 AM] PAKO: "halo 1?"
[12:07 AM] PAKO: "idk shit about it"
[12:07 AM] /Fascio\: "Halo with funny god"
[12:07 AM] /Fascio\: "I wish"
[12:07 AM] Laches: "halo ce actually sounds based"
[12:07 AM] PAKO: "I mean is pay to win?"
[12:07 AM] Xenquility: "yes"
[12:08 AM] PAKO: "FFF"
[12:08 AM] Xenquility: "the entire game is determined by whether or not you pull a "win" from a lootbox"
[12:08 AM] PAKO: "nevermind max see you playin alone"
[12:08 AM] PAKO: "call erika maybe she wants to play"
[12:08 AM] /Fascio\: "If I had halo I’d play it with Max"
[12:08 AM] Laches: "in any case all of those servers are dead as fuck, but there was a restoration or something recently"
[12:08 AM] /Fascio\: "Speaking of Erika"
[12:08 AM] Xenquility: "Actually yes actually speaking of"
[12:08 AM] Funny GOD: "ha i wish idk how to contact her at all"
[12:08 AM] PAKO: ((An image of Erika is sent))
[12:08 AM] Xenquility: "Max do you know what erika looks like"
[12:09 AM] PAKO: "lmao of course he does"
[12:09 AM] Funny GOD: "yeah about like that image actually but bigger and less flat lol"
[12:09 AM] Xenquility: "Okay bit of a cursed question that may have already been asked if that is the case"
[12:09 AM] PAKO: "yeah we asked him the last time about erika"
[12:09 AM] Xenquility: "Can I ask you a question about that chapel?"
[12:09 AM] Xenquility: "The one at the fishery"
[12:09 AM] /Fascio\: ((Fanart of Erika and Max is sent)) target=_blank
[12:10 AM] PAKO: "ew"
[12:10 AM] Funny GOD: "what the fuck is this shit"
[12:10 AM] Funny GOD: "no wait"
[12:10 AM] Xenquility: "oh my god"
[12:10 AM] Xenquility: "this is beautiful"
[12:10 AM] PAKO: "wolfcat made a fanfic"
[12:10 AM] Funny GOD: "i saw this like 30 minutes ago"
[12:10 AM] Laches: "fandoms lol"
[12:10 AM] PAKO: "wait what?"
[12:10 AM] Funny GOD: "and left because i was cringing but i dont wanna be a jerk to whoever made this i guess"
[12:10 AM] Xenquility: "this looks like it could be the thumbnail to some cursed Yo Mama video"
[12:10 AM] /Fascio\: "Ok so 1 hour for funny god seems to be 1 month for us"
[12:10 AM] PAKO: "??"
[12:11 AM] Funny GOD: "that was probably a month ago or something right?"
[12:11 AM] Xenquility: "currently"
[12:11 AM] /Fascio\: "30 minutes=15 days"
[12:11 AM] PAKO: "damn"
[12:11 AM] PAKO: "that is time dilation bb"
[12:11 AM] Xenquility: "I don't think we actually know if that's a consistent measure though, is it?"
[12:11 AM] /Fascio\: "Maybe"
[12:11 AM] Xenquility: "iirc those graphs SKM had were quite sporadic"
[12:11 AM] Xenquility: "from week to week"
[12:11 AM] PAKO: "l33t h4ck0r"
[12:12 AM] /Fascio\: "There was the time he went to go get tent.mp4 from SKMs pc and wasn’t gone all that long our time "
[12:12 AM] Xenquility: "Just upgrade the parallelos to SSDs and it'll be way faster"
[12:12 AM] PAKO: "ok max so you had some contact with somebody after our last conversation?"
[12:12 AM] Funny GOD: ((A Dropbox link containing a downloadable version of the game "Halo: Combat Evolved" is sent))
[12:13 AM] PAKO: "oh man"
[12:13 AM] PAKO: "i need to LOG IN"
[12:13 AM] Xenquility: "p o t e n t i a l l y d a n g e r o u s d o w n l o a d"
[12:13 AM] PAKO: "ok whatever"
[12:13 AM] PAKO: "i'll run on vm"
[12:13 AM] /Fascio\: "Who is Carl Anderson"
[12:13 AM] Funny GOD: "idk i think this is actually a drop box that belongs to someone on this computer"
[12:14 AM] PAKO: "tylor"
[12:14 AM] PAKO: "wait wrong emote"
[12:14 AM] Funny GOD: "maybe a fake name, maybe robe guy has a friend named carl idk"
[12:14 AM] Xenquility: "Bro, Max abouta spread BEN 2.0"
[12:14 AM] /Fascio\: "Don’t have my pc"
[12:14 AM] Laches: "aaaAAAA MEMORIES"
[12:14 AM] Laches: "but this is quite based"
[12:14 AM] PAKO: "can it run crysis?"
[12:15 AM] Funny GOD: "ok hold on im gonna get a server ready"
[12:15 AM] Funny GOD: "you guys are so cool i knew you would wanna play"
[12:15 AM] PAKO: "ok infect"
[12:16 AM] /Fascio\: "God damnit"
[12:16 AM] Xenquility: "istg if I find my bank account drained in the next week buddy"
[12:16 AM] /Fascio\: "I don’t have my PC"
[12:16 AM] Xenquility: "Im coming straight to the parallelos"
[12:16 AM] PAKO: "sorry for being a pussy"
[12:16 AM] PAKO: "im not downloading first lloool"
[12:16 AM] Xenquility: "lmao same"
[12:16 AM] Funny GOD: "what am i gonna do with money in this place"
[12:16 AM] /Fascio\: "I’d play"
[12:16 AM] /Fascio\: "But can’t"
[12:16 AM] Funny GOD: "order a pizza?"
[12:16 AM] Laches: "To ease your nerves a bit, I recognize this dump."
[12:16 AM] PAKO: "buy bitches "
[12:17 AM] Xenquility: "idk but you didn't make this"
[12:17 AM] Funny GOD: "cept i cant eat it"
[12:17 AM] Laches: "I mean the dump of the game"
[12:17 AM] Xenquility: "maybe spooky man is trying to steal cash to fund his new megachurch or some shit"
[12:17 AM] PAKO: "you can scan the pizza and eat it"
[12:17 AM] Funny GOD: "though sometimes food manifests for me to eat, but i never feel hungry?"
[12:17 AM] PAKO: "byte to byte"
[12:17 AM] /Fascio\: "Funny God I will play in roughly 24 hours my time"
[12:17 AM] Funny GOD: "sorry ill explain werid shit like this later lets play video games"
[12:18 AM] /Fascio\: "funny man can we also play tomorrow because I fucking can’t"
[12:18 AM] Funny GOD: "laches is the dump expert"
[12:18 AM] Laches: "it's true"
[12:18 AM] Funny GOD: "o7"
[12:18 AM] Laches: "I love sorting through massive dumps"
[12:18 AM] Xenquility: "the dump inspector"
[12:18 AM] PAKO: "i9"
[12:19 AM] Xenquility: "alright"
[12:19 AM] Xenquility: "im trusting your dump skills laches"
[12:20 AM] PAKO: "laaaaaaaaaaches"
[12:20 AM] Laches: "heeeeey"
[12:20 AM] Laches: "ches"
[12:20 AM] Xenquility: "this seems legit"
[12:20 AM] /Fascio\: "I only have like 2 funds so who cares if my bank account gets drained"
[12:20 AM] PAKO: "holy moly"
[12:20 AM] Xenquility: "very poor"
[12:21 AM] PAKO: "poor?"
[12:21 AM] /Fascio\: "ID game night except we do it tomorrow because I’m a bitch and can’t play tonight"
[12:21 AM] PAKO: "OK MAX"
[12:21 AM] PAKO: "JOIN IF YOU ARE NOT A BITCH"
[12:21 AM] /Fascio\: "; _ ;"
[12:22 AM] PAKO: "hey laches are you already playing isn't it?"
[12:22 AM] Xenquility: "damn you can actually play multiplayer on this shit"
[12:22 AM] PAKO: "idk"
[12:23 AM] Xenquility: "And I'm in a game with someone named IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII gg"
[12:23 AM] PAKO: "i'm already testing"
[12:23 AM] PAKO: "how can i find you guys?"
[12:23 AM] /Fascio\: "God fucking damnit"
[12:23 AM] /Fascio\: "The one day I can’t"
[12:24 AM] Laches: "You have to have a server"
[12:24 AM] PAKO: "i mean i want to join to you"
[12:24 AM] Xenquility: "I have literally never played halo in my life"
[12:25 AM] PAKO: "same here"
[12:25 AM] PAKO: "i'm totally lose"
[12:25 AM] PAKO: "LIKE A SHIT NOBBIE"
[12:25 AM] /Fascio\: ";-;"
[12:26 AM] Funny GOD: "this is my server"
[12:26 AM] Funny GOD: "MaxIsCoolEpicServer!!!!"
[12:26 AM] Funny GOD: "pass is: max!"
[12:26 AM] PAKO: "ok"
[12:26 AM] /Fascio\: "you monsters"
[12:26 AM] Funny GOD: "also i dont have a mic sorry im one of those annoying gamers"
[12:27 AM] PAKO: "ok so i go internet right?"
[12:27 AM] PAKO: "but i can't filter a server by the name"
[12:27 AM] PAKO: "what is this shit"
[12:28 AM] Funny GOD: "i think you might have to go to the filter and allow servers with custom maps to find mine idk"
[12:28 AM] Funny GOD: "also yea yea"
[12:28 AM] PAKO: "ok man"
[12:29 AM] Xenquility: "Yup, that makes it show up"

((The players proceed to play several casual matches with Max in Halo: Combat Evolved))

[12:33 AM] Laches: "lmfao"
[12:33 AM] Laches: "resolution and lack of windowed makes my computer freak the fuck out"
[12:35 AM] The Sun: "I was able to change my resolution to 2k"
[12:35 AM] The Sun: "Though I may have modded my version of CE beyond belief at some point without remembering"
[12:35 AM] PAKO: "i'm playing 800x600 ithink"
[12:35 AM] PAKO: "bitch has no video settings"
[12:35 AM] /Josbyte\: yo"
[1:12 AM] PAKO: "this is the end?"
[1:13 AM] Wolfcat: "still goin on"
[1:13 AM] PAKO: "where"
[1:13 AM] Wolfcat: "map seems to be somewhat buggy thouggh"
[1:13 AM] PAKO: "the same server?"
[1:13 AM] Wolfcat: "yeah"
[1:14 AM] PAKO: "network connection loss f"
[1:16 AM] Funny GOD: "sorry guys it was getting crashy and then the whole thing messed up, i can set it up for one more round though"
[1:16 AM] PAKO: "k"
[1:16 AM] Laches: "is cool hakkor"
[1:16 AM] PAKO: "what if skm joins"
[1:17 AM] Laches: "some say skoom never left"
[1:17 AM] Xenquility: "Np at all maxxy, thanks for setting this up in the first place"
[1:17 AM] Laches: "yep yep. Been fun so far."
[1:17 AM] PAKO: "first plays had no idea how that works lol"
[1:17 AM] PAKO: "but then i started to realise"
[1:17 AM] Laches: "Only issue is that we didn't get to play on N A K E D C H I C K"
[1:18 AM] Xenquility: "f"
[1:18 AM] Funny GOD: "maybe some day"
[1:18 AM] The Sun: "That was fun; haven't played Halo CE in forever"
[1:18 AM] Xenquility: "Did the game close down for anyone else?"
[1:18 AM] PAKO: "yep"
[1:18 AM] The Sun: "Max just closed it down"
[1:18 AM] Xenquility: "kk"
[1:19 AM] PAKO: "also can i change the res on the game?"
[1:19 AM] Xenquility: "Yeah, just go into video settings"
[1:19 AM] PAKO: "k"
[1:19 AM] Laches: "^"
[1:19 AM] The Sun: "I'm able to change it to 2k in the video settings. I think this pack of the game has the same mod."
[1:19 AM] PAKO: "BROOO"
[1:20 AM] Laches: "Yeah, I managed to get that to work."
[1:20 AM] PAKO: "NO WAY"
[1:20 AM] PAKO: "I WAS PLAYING 60HZ"
[1:20 AM] Xenquility: "Pako abouta be playing 4k halo"
[1:20 AM] Laches: "rip"
[1:20 AM] PAKO: "rip"
[1:20 AM] PAKO: "nah i hate high res"
[1:20 AM] Xenquility: "OH YOU POOR SOUL I WEAP FOR YOUR TROUBLES"
[1:20 AM] Laches: "more frames more pew pew"
[1:20 AM] Xenquility: "SOME of us are locked to 60hz"
[1:20 AM] PAKO: "i play on 1024x768 or 1280x960"
[1:20 AM] PAKO: "on 144hz of course"
[1:20 AM] The Sun: "Being locked to 60hz is a godsend"
[1:21 AM] The Sun: "Considering base Halo CE only runs at 30hz"
[1:21 AM] PAKO: "bro had no idea there were video settings on this"
[1:21 AM] PAKO: "come on"
[1:21 AM] Xenquility: "Does playing on a higher refresh rate bug it out or something?"
[1:21 AM] PAKO: "how im gonna play lmao"
[1:21 AM] Laches: "Only issue is since no windowed mode difficult to swap apps but this version runs surprisingly well."
[1:21 AM] The Sun: "It makes the animations bug out. Not sure if the mod downloaded fixes the animations at higher hz "
12:21 AM] PAKO: "flyinggggg"
[1:22 AM] PAKO: "get ready your ass"
[1:22 AM] Xenquility: "Huh, the more you know"
[1:22 AM] PAKO: "the more i lose"
[1:22 AM] Xenquility: "Why the low resolution though pako"
[1:22 AM] PAKO: "more accurracy"
[1:22 AM] Laches: "a e s t h e t i c"
[1:22 AM] Laches: "oh"
[1:22 AM] The Sun: "Pako needs the highest FPS possible"
[1:22 AM] PAKO: "also that"
[1:22 AM] PAKO: "so i play with low sens"
[1:22 AM] PAKO: "on streched res the players are ticker"
[1:23 AM] PAKO: "or whatever is called"
[1:23 AM] PAKO: "lol"
[1:23 AM] Xenquility: "lmao pako the type of guy to buy a $500 mouse for one less milisecond of latency in csgo "
[1:23 AM] PAKO: "ahhaha"
[1:23 AM] Laches: "honestly based"
[1:23 AM] The Sun: "Maybe next time around we can play with some of the maps I have downloaded. I used to have a map where you play as sonic characters"
[1:23 AM] PAKO: "na my mouse is nothing from other world"
[1:23 AM] PAKO: "is 1000hz polling rate"
[1:23 AM] Xenquility: "Holy shit"
[1:23 AM] PAKO: "which is the normal"
[1:23 AM] Xenquility: "I can finally roleplay as twink silver in halo"
[1:24 AM] PAKO:"
[1:24 AM] PAKO: "me with sparrow"
[1:24 AM] Laches: "Legit though great fun. Miss those days."
[1:24 AM] PAKO: "oh yes baby"
[1:24 AM] PAKO: "oh yes"
[1:24 AM] Funny GOD: "i can't believe i was just playing halo and forgot to tea bag"
[1:24 AM] The Sun: "I like hopping on CE now and again. Good memories."
[1:24 AM] Funny GOD: "its ok i suck so bad i was not worthy yet"
[1:24 AM] Xenquility: "Sorry Pako, but my mouth is reserved for someone else's balls entirely"
[1:24 AM] The Sun: "I T-Bagged Laches once IIRC"
[1:24 AM] Laches: "hot"
[1:24 AM] Laches: "wait"
[1:24 AM] PAKO: "hey max how the server goin on"
[1:25 AM] Xenquility: "literally hot"
[1:25 AM] Xenquility: "tbagged by the fucking sun"
[1:25 AM] Laches: "literally"
[1:25 AM] Funny GOD: "im gonna call it quits for now"
[1:25 AM] The Sun: "Fuckin it still boggles my mind that all of that shit is from a map mod"
[1:25 AM] The Sun: "Custom weapons, UI, vehicles, etc, are all based off the map"
[1:25 AM] The Sun: "Some maps even have AI and campaign settings"
[1:25 AM] Funny GOD: "but we gotta play again sometime, i kind of mostly just wanted to try to even see if it would work trying to play between dimensions or the heck ever"
[1:26 AM] Xenquility: "why can't you just like"
[1:26 AM] Xenquility: "transfer yourself over the connection we share via the server"
[1:26 AM] PAKO: "guys which is the best or powerful?"
[1:26 AM] Funny GOD: "next time ill look around and see if there are cooler maps or something"
[1:26 AM] Lego1upMushroom: "What did I miss ?"
[1:26 AM] The Sun: "T1 is the most powerful you can choose in Halo 1"
[1:26 AM] Funny GOD: "gaylo"
[1:26 AM] PAKO: "nice"
[1:26 AM] Xenquility: "Canon halo"
[1:26 AM] Xenquility: "We all downloaded a virus"
[1:26 AM] PAKO: "ok i was playing like in the 90s internet"
[1:26 AM] PAKO: "wtfff"
[1:26 AM] Xenquility: "and probably BEN 2.0 onto our machines"
[1:26 AM] Xenquility: "to play halo for free"
[1:26 AM] The Sun: "We played Gaylo with Max or Matt or whoever"
[1:27 AM] Lego1upMushroom: "Nice"
[1:27 AM] Funny GOD: "2000's technically i think"
[1:27 AM] PAKO: "i had the worst settings ever even tho i killed"
[1:27 AM] Lego1upMushroom: "Well have fun since I'm too busy to join"
[1:27 AM] The Sun: "That setting only affects things if you run a server"
[1:27 AM] PAKO: "sure?"
[1:27 AM] Laches: "ye"
[1:27 AM] PAKO: "weird"
[1:28 AM] The Sun: "Anyways, I need to get back to doing some bullshit. This was a fun distraction."
[1:28 AM] PAKO: "ok how can we play again?"
[1:28 AM] The Sun: "Hopefully it happens again soon."
[1:28 AM] Xenquility: "Thank you for the gayming max"
[1:28 AM] Lego1upMushroom: "Also xen is alive"
[1:28 AM] PAKO: "no"
[1:28 AM] Xenquility: "oh yeah"
[1:28 AM] Xenquility: "hi"
[1:28 AM] Xenquility: "how's it going?"
[1:28 AM] The Sun: "You guys can keep playing. You can run a server straight from the game, or join servers. Just watch out for bots."
[1:28 AM] The Sun: "Fucktons of adbots and stuff"
[1:28 AM] PAKO: "ok cool"
[1:29 AM] PAKO: "guys im gonna mke it"
[1:29 AM] PAKO: "don't know how"
[1:29 AM] PAKO: "but"
[1:30 AM] Funny GOD: "next time i will be godly enough to take on the mlg of this land"
[1:30 AM] Funny GOD: "oh shit"
[1:30 AM] Funny GOD: "the picture at the top changed just now"
[1:30 AM] Xenquility: "are you sure you can handle the literal sun, max"
[1:30 AM] Xenquility: "oh"
[1:30 AM] Xenquility: "/spire/home"
[1:30 AM] Laches: "see u there boyos"
[1:30 AM] PAKO: "see u"
[1:30 AM] PAKO: "ok time to janus"
[1:31 AM] PAKO: "bye h a l o"
[1:31 AM] Laches: "oh shit"
[1:32 AM] Xenquility: "IRC from behind the painting at some point:"
[1:32 AM] Funny GOD: "ill just chill here"
[1:32 AM] PAKO: "hey max"
[1:32 AM] Funny GOD: "dont feel like going to the lunar zone"
[1:32 AM] PAKO: "have you the janus shit?"
[1:32 AM] Funny GOD: "yea"
[1:32 AM] PAKO: "ok"
[1:32 AM] Funny GOD: "brb gotta p"
[1:32 AM] PAKO: "k"

Summary

  • Max greets the players after nearly a month of silence. He reveals that, from his perspective, it has only been a few hours.
  • Max reveals that he found some games on SKM's computer. He invites the players to play a match of "Halo: Combat Evolved" with him, posting a download link for the game.
  • The players play several casual matches of "Halo: Combat Evolved" with Max. Eventually the game begins to crash, resulting in Max quitting for the night.

Updates

  • Files:
  • tomorrow.JPG - A screenshot of Discord from Max's perspective, revealing that the timestamps appear strange for him. target=_blank
  • A zip file containing the game "Halo: Combat Evolved" was posted during this conversation.
  • At 1:30 AM, the player Pako discovered that the Internet Detectives Discord server banner had changed to an image of the mural found in the "Spire" Janus room. target=_blank This led to players discovering that the "Spire" Janus room had updated.

4/24/22 - "Spire" Janus Room - Johnisdead.com

Several aspects of this Janus room had been changed. Many models including tables, chairs, and bookshelves had been revamped. Players also discovered that they could now travel behind the large mural found in the Spire's lobby. This led to a new area that existed within the Spire's walls, consisting of narrow concrete passageways. These passageways also contained various scribbles written on the walls. Some notable ones include the following:

- A drawing of a woman with text that reads: "/day56"
- A drawing of some sort of structure with text that reads: "5/5" and "/broadcast_alert"
- A drawing of a church with the text: "/excerpt"

Going left would force the players to hop across an empty elevator shaft. Once across, players could enter a small area where a computer could be found. Going right would lead players up some pipes. This pipes would then drop the players down into a partially flooded room. Climbing out of this room would lead players to another series of narrow halls which contained another computer. This area contained a hole that would drop players down into the basement of the Spire.

Back above the first pipes found behind the mural, players discovered that they could double-back and hop across some platforms suspended above the initial entrance to the area. This led to some pipes and catwalks that would take players to the room where the three Libro Lunarus books were found upon the Janus room's initial release. This room now only contained a singular Libro Lunarus. Coming on contact with it would trap players in a dark area where it appeared as though Jinn were staring at them. The Libro Lunarus room also contained yet another computer.

Summary

  • Many old objects in this room were updated, such as chairs, tables, and bookshelves.
  • This map now contained a new area hidden behind the large mural in the Spire's lobby. This area consisted of narrow, concrete passageways and pipes. Three computers could be found here.
  • The room that once contained three Libro Lunarus could now be accessed. This room now contained only one copy of the Libro Lunarus. Touching it would trap players in a black void where Jinn's eyes could be seen staring at them.

Updates

  • Screenshots:
  • Various scribbles found in the walls:
  • Three spheres, one of which is shattered: target=_blank
  • A disturbing face with an unhinged jaw: target=_blank
  • A woman with text reading "/day56": target=_blank
  • A distressed-looking creature: target=_blank
  • A structure surrounded by the text "/broadcast_alert" and "5/5": target=_blank
  • A grid of squares or cubes: target=_blank
  • A small church with text that reads "/excerpt": target=_blank
  • Three shapes with various arms reaching towards them: target=_blank
  • Jinn's eyes in the void: target=_blank
  • At 1:32 AM, the player Xenquililty discovered that one of the new computers found in the "Spire" Janus room would link to a new page on Lunarchildren.com - "https://lunarchildren.com/chat93203301". This page contained another IRC chatlog.

4/24/22 - "chat93203301" - Lunarchildren.com

Chatting in #general
All users are to follow our IRC rules at all times.

6:21:03 PM Alignak: "Hey guys"
6:21:13 PM sinYarikh: "Sup."
6:21:14 PM Igaluk123: "Hey Ali."
6:21:22 PM Igaluk123: "How goes it?"
6:21:30 PM Alignak: "Got some good news."
6:21:35 PM Alignak: "Thoth just messaged me rn"
6:21:47 PM Alignak: "Looks like my lodging at the spire has been approved"
6:22:02 PM Alignak: "@Igaluk123 guess we're gonna be roomies, eh?"
6:22:08 PM Igaluk123: "Oh shiiit."
6:22:10 PM sinYarikh: "DAMN"
6:22:15 PM sinYarikh: "Lucky bastard"
6:22:23 PM Igaluk123: "I was wondering who was gonna be taking over Eddie's bed."
6:22:28 PM Alignak: "Wait hold up wtf"
6:22:34 PM Alignak: "I'm gonna be using EDDIE'S bed??"
6:22:38 PM sinYarikh: "Uhhh"
6:22:40 PM Igaluk123: "Yeah I mean there actually aren't that many beds here for use."
6:22:47 PM Igaluk123: "About 5 or so in each dorm, actually."
6:23:00 PM Alignak: "I'm more concerned that I'm gonna be lying in Eddie's filth specifically"
6:23:05 PM sinYarikh: "lol"
6:23:11 PM Igaluk123: "I can tell you first hand that we keep it clean here."
6:23:16 PM Igaluk123: "I'm the one assigned to laundry duty, so I see to it myself."
6:23:21 PM Alignak: "wtf, we get assigned chores?"
6:23:27 PM Igaluk123: "Yeah?"
6:23:36 PM Igaluk123: "I mean, you're basically getting to live here for free."
6:23:41 PM Igaluk123: "It sucks but it's understandable."
6:23:47 PM Alignak: "I guess"
6:24:11 PM sinYarikh: "So hold on a minute"
6:24:15 PM sinYarikh: "@Igaluk123 you said the Spire only has like five beds??"
6:24:20 PM Igaluk123: "5 beds per dorm."
6:24:27 PM Igaluk123: "There's a girl's dorm and a boy's dorm."
6:24:37 PM Igaluk123: "Not counting the vip2 rooms up top for Elders and shit, of course."
6:24:39 PM sinYarikh: "Does everyone else just lvie close by then??"
6:24:45 PM sinYarikh: "Everytime I've visited there's been loads of people there"
6:24:52 PM Alignak: "They probably live in the dorms like I am now."
6:24:58 PM Alignak: "I mean like the dormitories"
6:25:03 PM sinYarikh: "???"
6:25:13 PM Alignak: "The fuckin"
6:25:16 PM Alignak: "Other buildings"
6:25:18 PM Igaluk123: "There's some dormitories around town where most of the others are lodged."
6:25:23 PM Alignak: "Yeah like me"
6:25:28 PM Alignak: "Well, for now at least"
6:25:41 PM sinYarikh: "So if I get admitted I'll probably have to live in some shitty dormitory huh"
6:25:50 PM Igaluk123: "They're not so bad."
6:26:07 PM Alignak: "Yeah like"
6:26:14 PM Alignak: "They don't really compare tot he spire but they're better than some of the shitshacks you see around here."
6:26:21 PM Igaluk123: "Yeah."
6:26:26 PM Igaluk123: "Things are pretty chill here at the Spire for the most part."
6:26:33 PM Igaluk123: "Just don't forget to do the shit you're supposed to do."
6:26:41 PM Igaluk123: "Most folks who are lodging here are either taking special classes or are meeting with the Elders."
6:26:45 PM Igaluk123: "Or they're in-between missions, like Eddie."
6:26:58 PM sinYarikh: "Kinda wierd they don't invest in somme more dorms."
6:27:04 PM Igaluk123: "Yeah."
6:27:11 PM Igaluk123: "Guess they just wanna make you feel special."
6:27:19 PM Igaluk123: "Or don't want the place to be too crowded."
6:27:25 PM Alignak: "Maybe they just don't have enough money to support more of us mooching off of them"
6:27:31 PM sinYarikh: "I doubt it"
6:27:38 PM sinYarikh: "There's definitely enough cash to go around"
6:27:42 PM sinYarikh: "I mean they give us all free meals every day"
6:27:51 PM Alignak: "I just always assumed that was always due to some sort of government funding tbh"
6:27:59 PM sinYarikh: "Nah, I think the Konrads are just loaded lol"
6:28:04 PM Igaluk123: "Yeah I doubt there's really any sort of government involvement."
6:28:18 PM Alignak: "I mean there's definitely some sort of government meddling in the upper levels, right?"
6:28:24 PM Alignak: "Otherwise who are those suits I sometimes see around there?"
6:28:30 PM Igaluk123: "Suits?"
6:28:41 PM Alignak: "Yeah like"
6:28:57 PM Alignak: "I don't see them all the time or even really strolling around too often"
6:29:11 PM Alignak: "But I've definitely seem some important looking suited guys here and there"
6:29:21 PM Igaluk123: "Weird."
6:29:30 PM Igaluk123: "Maybe they were just like inspectors from the city or something."
6:29:36 PM Alignak: "I dunno, they didn't seem like workers..."
6:29:45 PM Alignak: "They were dressed pretty classy"
6:29:58 PM sinYarikh: "Who fuckin cares, you guys wanna hop on Minecraft?"

Summary

  • Alignak informs Luke and sinYarikh that he is going to be living at the Spire.
  • Luke reveals that the Lunar Children own several buildings elsewhere in town that act as dormitories for the cultists. There is only enough room to house ten Lunar Children at the Spire at any given time, and the ones chosen to stay there are usually those who are taking special classes or are in-between missions.
  • Alignak notes that he has seen some strange men in suits at the Spire in the past and wonders who they were.
  • At 1:35 AM, the player Xenquility discovered a new page on Johnisdead.com - "https://johnisdead.com/day56". This page was titled "Prospect" and contained the image "fair.gif". target=_blank This page also contained the video "entry.mp4". target=_blank

4/24/22 - "entry.mp4" - Johnisdead.com

This video contains footage of the "Spire" Janus room. The camera spins around the cafeteria as the Spire seemingly morphs around it, sometimes taking on a Legend of Zelda aesthetic. As distorted music plays in the background, various excerpts from a journal appear - presumably written by Hope:

"Today is day 56. This is the first time we've had power in weeks. Well, I say "weeks" in the way we used to understand them."

"Time has become an incredibly loose concept since it went dork. The only way we've been able to keep any semblance of it is through our phones, which never seem to lose their charge. Odd, considering all of the clocks here seem to have become frozen."

"Nothing makes sense anymore, and I'm driving myself crazy trying to understand it all. While my friends are probably off enjoying their first hot shower in months, here I am sending more journals out into the void. I wonder, does anyone read these anymore? Was anyone even reading them in the first place?"

"I guess it doesn't matter. It's not like anyone would be able to help us anyway."

"Everything that happened before is a bit fuzzy to me now. I don't know if it's because of all the crazy stuff that's been happening since then or what, but the details are just muddled. It's frustrating."

"I remember one day when we were rummaging through more rooms trying to find some money, when he suddenly just came back all on his own. It was a shock, to say the least. My friend basically tackled him to the ground with tears in her eyes. I had to pry her off of him, fruitlessly reminding her of his condition. He didn't seem to mind, though. Actually, for the first time in what seemed like forever, he smiled."

"Things were nice back then. Our spirits were all lifted and it was as if we were finally able to experience some normalcy - something that had been absent since April. Well, maybe "normal" isn't really the right word. We were still living here, squatting in this massive building that seemed all but non-existent for those outside its walls."

"We were fooling ourselves. We knew this wasn't normal. Every day I would just try to ignore all the little oddities around us. Displaced furniture, disembodied voices, rooms changing ever so slightly between visits... However, beyond all else, what we all tried to ignore the most was the past. None of our hands were clean, and nothing could change that. All we can do is stew in it."

"I tried to remain blissfully ignorant of these thoughts, however, treating the whole thing as a... vacation, of sorts. I mean, why not? Our situation was finally turning around. We had money, our friend was back and more chipper than ever, and the prospect of anyone finding us was seemingly less likely every day."

"Such blessings never seem to last."

"One day, we all awoke to darkness. Our sanctuary had changed, no longer a pristine recollection of what it had once been, but now a cold reflection of reality. Ruins scattered around the halls. Torn banners draped from the ceiling. Water bubbling from shattered floors. What was most concerning, however, was that whenever we looked outside these windows, all we could see was an endless void."

"We've survived 56 days in this hellhole. Thankfully, our dorms seem to be fairly secure. Once you step out into the halls, though... Well, I'm not entirely sure how to describe it, but there are *things* out there. Restless entities that seem to glitch in and out of sight."

"It changes sometimes. Occasionally we'll wake up and the building will once again be in perfect condition, though the darkness remains. We usually spend these days scouting for supplies, though, oddly enough, hunger does not really seem to affect us here. Other days the building will seem oddly "simplistic", for lack of a better term."

"I worry about my friends. I can tell that this is getting to them. Heck, it's getting to ME! Who wouldn't be driven insane by all this??? My friend - and I continue saying "my friend" as if our anonymity is even a concern anymore, but nevertheless - my friend just remains fixated on that phone. Is she really able to still speak to Luke or is this place just SCREWING with us some more?"

"And my other friend... He's starting to decline, almost to how he was before his treatment. I fear that if he continues wandering off, we may lose him."

"It's tough. I have to remain strong, though. For them. Maybe today will bring them some much needed respite. Who knows, maybe us regaining power is a sign that things are only just beginning to improve?"

"I can only hope."

Summary

  • This video contains distorted footage of the Spire coupled with a new journal entry from Hope.
  • Hope reveals that she and her two friends have become trapped in the Spire, as it now appears to be in a black void.
  • The Spire Hope and her friends are trapped in seems to contain entities and occasionally changes appearance. Hope fears for her friends, noting that her male friend has begun to act odd once again.

Updates

  • YouTube Details:
  • Description: N/A
  • Tags: N/A
  • At 1:36 AM, the player Laches discovered a new page on Johnisdead.com - "https://johnisdead.com/broadcast_alert". This page was titled "ATTENTION" and contained the image "probe.gif". target=_blank This page also contained the video "alert.mp4". target=_blank

4/24/22 - "alert.mp4" - Johnisdead.com

This video contains footage of what appears to be an oil rig in a green ocean. This area seems to be the same location that the Library is located in, as it features the same horizon and the Library can be seen floating in the background. As the camera slowly zooms out from the oil rig, a female voice begins speaking:

Attention dispatch teams of probe one-eleven, division zero-twelve through zero-sixteen descend ((Unintelligible)) for examination of CMC 2012 engagement. ((Unintelligible)) of interest inbound: priority one. Main display event imminent. Repeat, main display event imminent. Upper decks maintain contact with hospital staff.

An SSTV signal begins playing that reveals a strange image of what appears to be a structure connected to a cube with something inside of it. In the distance, a grid of cubes can be seen down below. This image contains text that reads as follow: target=_blank

ENGAGEMENT STATUS: SUCCESSFUL
DISPATCH STATUS: AWAITING RESPONSE ...

There is also a target pointing towards the connected cube with text that reads:

LINK

Summary

  • This video showcases what appears to be a large oil rig in the middle of a green ocean. This seems to be the placed in the same location as the Library, which can be seen floating in the background.
  • A female voice begins speaking over an intercom directing a group of dispatch teams within "Probe 111" during something called the "CMC 2012 Engagement". She also mentions that a "Main Display Event" is imminent.

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  • An image retrieved from an SSTV signal containing text that reads "ENGAGEMENT STATUS: SUCCESSFUL", "DISPATCH STATUS: AWAITING RESPONSE ...", and a target pointing towards a cube that reads "LINK": target=_blank
  • At 1:39 AM, the player Laches discovered a new page on Johnisdead.com - "https://johnisdead.com/excerpt". This page was titled "Excerpt" and contained the image "excerpt.gif". target=_blank This page also contained the video "excerpt.mp4". target=_blank

4/24/22 - "excerpt.mp4" - Johnisdead.com

This video contains blurry footage of what appears to be the interior of a church. One of the statues found in the "Compound" Janus room can be seen outside of the chruch - the statue that contained an infamous Pigpen cipher. As the camera slowly moves outside of the church, the following text appears:

There are those that speak with one tongue and those that speak with two tongues.

    I speak unto those who hold only one and not the other
    to speak the mysteries to those with two tongues.

        Let them speak the mysteries to all.

We spit in the eye of the lord who smashes the tower of our fathers.
    Let the brotherhood of men be illuminated of the beast of a thousand tongues,
    this curse onto man by the lord who is jealous at the sight of mans ascent.
    So too will fall the towers of man to come,
    but ever will man tame the beast of a thousand tongues.

Ours is the kingdom of joy.
Ours is the Halcyon on Earth.

Summary

  • This video contains footage of what appears to be a church. Cryptic text appears relating to speaking in tongues and the towers of man.

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  • At 1:38 AM, the player Laches discovered that one of the new computers found in the "Spire" Janus room would link to a new page on Lunarchildren.com - "https://lunarchildren.com/chat02003341". This page contained another IRC chatlog.

4/24/22 - "chat02003341" - Lunarchildren.com

Chatting with Thoth33
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11:39:02 PM fairProspect: "I'm sorry, I'm talking crazy."
11:39:11 PM fairProspect: "I just don't know what to do anymore."
11:39:16 PM Thoth33: "Don't apologize, it's understandable."
11:39:28 PM Thoth33: "I assure you, we're looking into his disappearance with utmost urgency."
11:39:35 PM fairProspect: "I know."
11:39:42 PM fairProspect: "I know I know I know."
11:40:14 PM fairProspect: "God, I'm so sorry, it's just been non-stop these past two nights."
11:40:31 PM Thoth33: "Hope. You had nothing to do with this."
11:40:31 PM Thoth33: "None of it is your fault."
11:40:35 PM fairProspect: "???"
11:40:51 PM Thoth33: "You always do this, burdening yourself with the guilt of the world and obsessively questioning what you might have done differently."
11:41:23 PM Thoth33: "It's obnoxious. I hate it."
11:41:29 PM Thoth33: "Do you think this will change anything?"
11:42:01 PM Thoth33: "Believing that, if you punish yourself enough, somehow these transgressions will be erased? The karmic balance of the universe, restored?"
11:42:19 PM Thoth33: "That's not how it works."
11:42:29 PM fairProspect: "I'm sorry."
11:43:11 PM Thoth33: "Stop apologizing."
11:43:18 PM fairProspect: "What do you even want me to say then?"
11:43:27 PM fairProspect: "What am I supposed to be feeling right now?"
11:43:34 PM fairProspect: "Or doing???"
11:43:38 PM fairProspect: "Should I just shut up?"
11:43:44 PM Thoth33: "That's not what I meant."
11:43:58 PM fairProspect: "Go out and roam the streets for Luke?"
11:44:01 PM fairProspect: "What's the correct answer here?"
11:44:10 PM Thoth33: "I don't know."
11:44:31 PM Thoth33: "I've never known, and I've been through this same sort of situation countless times."
11:45:14 PM Thoth33: "What I do know is that deluding ourselves into thinking we have complete and total agency over our world is a very destructive mindset."
11:45:32 PM Thoth33: "'Oh, maybe if I had done this, or why didn't I do that?'"
11:45:39 PM Thoth33: "These thoughts will eat you alive and lead you down a very self-destructive path. Believe me."
11:45:49 PM Thoth33: "I just don't want to have to see you go through that."
11:46:07 PM fairProspect: "Thoth..."
11:46:18 PM fairProspect: "I'm sorry."
11:46:21 PM Thoth33: "..."
11:46:25 PM fairProspect: "I mean, thank you, I guess."
11:46:31 PM fairProspect: "I didn't mean to go off on you like that, I just haven't gotten any sleep. It's like you said, my mind has just been reeling."
11:46:58 PM Thoth33: "Perhaps you should try and get some rest, then. I can bring you some sleeping aid, should you need it."
11:47:36 PM fairProspect: "No no, it's fine."
11:47:42 PM fairProspect: "I actually feel like I could crash at any moment, now."
11:47:50 PM Thoth33: "Before you go, I must ask."
11:48:03 PM Thoth33: "You informed Martha about all this, correct?"
11:48:09 PM fairProspect: "Yeah..."
11:48:52 PM fairProspect: "I know it's best not to spread too much gossip while things are still developing, but she had to know."
11:49:05 PM fairProspect: "The two of them were close, you know?"
11:49:12 PM Thoth33: "It's fine, I understand."
11:49:18 PM Thoth33: "I'm sorry you had to be the one to break the news."
11:49:27 PM fairProspect: "Hey, what was that about not apologizing? Don't worry about it."
11:49:40 PM Thoth33: "You're right. Then, instead of my apologies, please accept my deepest condolences for not acting in your stead."
11:50:21 PM fairProspect: "That still counts as an apology."
11:50:24 PM fairProspect: ":P"
11:50:51 PM fairProspect: "Okay, I really should be heading off now, I'm dozing off already."
11:51:18 PM fairProspect: "Thanks for being here, Thoth."
11:51:25 PM Thoth33: "Always. Rest well, Hope."

Summary

  • Hope and Thoth are discussing Luke. It seems as though he has recently disappeared, which has greatly distressed Hope.
  • Thoth comforts Hope, telling her that Luke's disappearance isn't her fault and that she shouldn't blame herself.
  • Hope claims that she has told someone named Martha about Luke's disappearance, noting that Luke and Martha were close.
  • At 1:56 AM, the player Xenquililty discovered that one of the new computers found in the "Spire" Janus room would link to a new page on Lunarchildren.com - "https://lunarchildren.com/chat30204221". This page contained another IRC chatlog.

4/24/22 - "chat30204221" - Lunarchildren.com

Chatting with jinn
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1:15:42 AM JieLinHunter: "Alphonse has seemed a bit unpleasant as of late."
1:16:32 AM JieLinHunter: "I've heard that he has been locking himself up in the basement recently, studying that cube."
1:16:51 AM JieLinHunter: "Perhaps he has learned of something worrisome regarding that machine?"
1:17:20 AM JieLinHunter: "He's about to drive himself insane, I fear."
1:17:56 AM JieLinHunter: "Consider team aggregation - maybe some of our other researchers could assist his studies?"
1:18:16 AM JieLinHunter: "He has always been a bit of a loner, I'm aware of this."
1:18:36 AM JieLinHunter: "He'll object, but we should take his health into consideration."
1:18:59 AM JieLinHunter: "It probably won't be too long before his next evaluation anyway."
1:19:16 AM JieLinHunter: "It's terminated, actually - I just checked and it seems he has cancelled his upcoming check-up..."
1:19:36 AM jinn: "Mat has been concerned as well."
1:19:48 AM jinn: "He's been informed and is keeping a close eye on him."
1:20:11 AM jinn: "The Elders are aware and have all offered help if necessary."
1:20:49 AM jinn: "If Alan resists, we will do whatever is necessary to ensure his safety."
1:21:19 AM jinn: "If you will, please do not speak of this to anyone else - rumors spread quickly in these halls."
1:21:38 AM jinn: "Be aware that there are those who seek to spread lies in our ranks."
1:21:56 AM jinn: "The truth will be lost admist the falsehoods and chaos will ensue."
1:22:31 AM jinn: "It is up to us to keep the truth secure."
1:22:55 AM jinn: "In the event that Alphonse's health declines, we will tend to him ourselves."
1:23:18 AM jinn: "Hopefully we'll void such a situation, but such things are out of our hands."
1:23:58 AM jinn: "His accomplishments in our order cannot be understated, and it would be a shame to see him go."
1:24:30 AM jinn: "I will go and voice my concerns to him soon."
1:24:59 AM jinn: "If I am silenced, then perhaps the others should speak to him instead. He never really enjoyed my company much anyway."

Summary

  • Hunter and Jinn express concern for Father Alphonse's obsession with the cube-like machine housed in the Spire's basement, fearing that it may be causing his health to decline.
  • At 2:06 AM, the Internet Detectives Discord server banner returned to normal.
  • At 2:12 AM, the Internet Detectives Discord server banner briefly changed to a black image with white text that read "5/5".
  • At 2:32 AM, Max became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and began chatting with the players.

4/24/22 - Chat with Max - Discord (Internet Detectives)

[2:32 AM] Funny GOD: "ok sorry i was gonna come back but started listening to music instead"
[2:32 AM] Funny GOD: "what happened, was it cool or epic"
[2:32 AM] Xenquility: "It was epicool"
[2:32 AM] Funny GOD: "epic being stupid because its a dumb meme word"
[2:32 AM] Xenquility: "Damn max"
[2:32 AM] Funny GOD: "but i say it anyways"
[2:32 AM] Xenquility: "I thought you were epic..."
[2:33 AM] Laches: "I thought you were cool..."
[2:33 AM] Funny GOD: "yes, im the most epic mother fucker you will see in the entirety of whatever this glowing green shithole is"
[2:33 AM] Funny GOD: "except for Sam, he is maybe 3 times as cool if not more"
[2:34 AM] Xenquility: "Anyways yeah it was pretty awesome"
[2:34 AM] Xenquility: "maybe you should check it out, perhaps luna isn't that bad after all"
[2:34 AM] Xenquility: "maybe she's just"
[2:35 AM] Xenquility: "⭐misunderstood⭐"
[2:35 AM] Funny GOD: "no luna is dumb and so is religion i would like to call myself an athiest but there is all this stupid shit so idk if i can say that"
[2:36 AM] PAKO: "oh no you made kevin angry"
[2:36 AM] Funny GOD: "actually piss on it im just gonna say im an athiest to spite all these dumb magic moon people"
[2:36 AM] Xenquility: "lmao is it really even religion if it's also literally reality"
[2:36 AM] Laches: "I mean not really"
[2:36 AM] Xenquility: "tbh it's just science at that point"
[2:36 AM] Laches: "you're just like observing"
[2:36 AM] Laches: "ye"
[2:36 AM] Xenquility: "but like"
[2:36 AM] Xenquility: "scientology levels of adherence to it"
[2:36 AM] Xenquility: "and also super wrong probably"
[2:37 AM] Xenquility: "because the whole lot of them corrupt what's real"
[2:37 AM] Laches: "adhere to my nuts tbh"
[2:37 AM] Laches: "I'm sorry I had to"
[2:37 AM] Funny GOD: "science is also dumb and boring, just gonna say that to cover all my bases"
[2:37 AM] Xenquility: "BOOOO"
[2:37 AM] Xenquility: "BOOOOOOO GET OFF THE STAGE"
[2:37 AM] Xenquility: "Science is the shit man"
[2:37 AM] PAKO: "ahhaa"
[2:37 AM] Funny GOD: "my religion is calling luna stupid and not believing in dumb shit lol"
[2:38 AM] PAKO: "making rituals with blood is funny tho "
[2:38 AM] Xenquility: "you're literally a digital person, I don't think you need to believe it"
[2:39 AM] Xenquility: "nonetheless based on the various perspectives from the like, 50 different people/groups that have opinions on it, idek who is supposed to be evil anymore lol"
[2:39 AM] Xenquility: "Or maybe everyone is, and we're at breaking bad levels of hoping for the least bad guy to win"
[2:39 AM] Laches: "But basically we're trying to understand their fardation and what's going on with summoning so we can like. Stop it. Or accelerate it."
[2:39 AM] Laches: "I'm not entirely sure anymore tbh."
[2:40 AM] Funny GOD: "i dont feel digital, i can like touch my face with my hand and things feel real and normal, but everything around me is weird and obviously not normal"
[2:40 AM] Xenquility: "are they even trying to summon luna anymore?????"
[2:40 AM] Xenquility: "like what is actually happening"
[2:40 AM] Laches: "I think they're trying to create a more perfect luna."
[2:40 AM] Laches: "or something"
[2:40 AM] Laches: "I dunno"
[2:40 AM] Xenquility: "tfw the literal god of reality gives humanity powers and they repay her by trying to make a better version of her"
[2:40 AM] PAKO: "wait max is the weird guy still on that machine?"
[2:41 AM] Laches: "Because there's like, this other sect thing with the loser children that seems to be progressing pretty fast"
[2:41 AM] Xenquility: "or are they even?"
[2:41 AM] Xenquility: "like do they even still exist after the cataclysm?"
[2:41 AM] Xenquility: "are they in the parallelos now?"
[2:41 AM] PAKO: "probably parallelos"
[2:41 AM] Laches: "Tiamat and the images invoked seems to make me think they very well might have been part of the cataclysm."
[2:41 AM] Xenquility: "But are those even the same guys"
[2:42 AM] Laches: "shrug"
[2:42 AM] Xenquility: "LMAO same"
[2:42 AM] Xenquility: "tyler is literally everywhere and also nowhere and everyone and also noone or something"
[2:42 AM] Funny GOD: "ok just checked the cam and everything is pitch black, this means that the lights are out and no one is home"
[2:42 AM] Funny GOD: "or he is sleeping"
[2:42 AM] Laches: "damn we finally killed him"
[2:42 AM] PAKO: "oh shit"
[2:42 AM] Funny GOD: "or he put something over the camera and is tottally watching everything in real time"
[2:43 AM] PAKO: "no good no good"
[2:43 AM] Funny GOD: "but i checked the mic also and its dead silent except for what i guess is the computer fan hum"
[2:43 AM] Xenquility: "Schrodinger's SKM, they are all simultaneously true until we observe the actual outcome"
[2:43 AM] Laches: "WELP"
[2:44 AM] PAKO: "omg so tyler did awakened or escaped from that machine shit?"
[2:44 AM] Xenquility: "what"
[2:44 AM] Xenquility: "Pako pass me some of whatever you're smoking I could really go for some of it right now"
[2:44 AM] Laches: "oh nothing, just that we observed the silence"
[2:44 AM] PAKO: "what do you mean xen?"
[2:45 AM] Xenquility: "shit it's too late, he's already broken through"
[2:45 AM] PAKO: "so when we talked to max there was tyler on the machine and now max says that doesn't look anything"
[2:46 AM] PAKO: "i didn't smoke anything lol"
[2:48 AM] Xenquility: "tylor confirm????"
[2:48 AM] PAKO: "?"
[2:51 AM] Xenquility: "Anyways I am abouta head off to bed, have a good night JiDers"
[2:51 AM] Laches: "nighto"
[2:51 AM] PAKO: "same here"
[2:51 AM] Funny GOD: "goodnight also i think you asked me something at some point but i was too hyped for halo and forgot to answer so sorry about that"
[2:52 AM] Xenquility: "oh wait yes"
[2:52 AM] PAKO: "keep aiming to those bitches"
[2:52 AM] Xenquility: "okay tbh it can be left for another today"
[2:53 AM] Xenquility: "I mean not really but im too fucking tired"
[2:53 AM] Xenquility: "thank you again for the halo gayming"
[2:53 AM] Funny GOD: "maybe tomorrow or something i get the feeling it will turn into a lot of questions lol"
[2:57 AM] Xenquility: "Actually, I doubt I'll have any time for a while after tonight, would you mind if I asked now?"
[2:58 AM] Funny GOD: "i have infinite power and never need sleep"
[2:58 AM] Funny GOD: "but doing it is cool"
[2:58 AM] Xenquility: "WOW I want to be ascended"
[2:59 AM] Xenquility: "ok tl;dr the chapel, right?"
[2:59 AM] Funny GOD: "so if you wanna ask ill be here till i decided to go back for an hour, also known as 200000 months"
[2:59 AM] Funny GOD: "what chapel?"
[3:00 AM] Xenquility: "The one in the fishery, I think the one you mentioned you were taken to, that had Patrem there"
[3:00 AM] Funny GOD: "oh yeah"
[3:00 AM] Funny GOD: "what about it"
[3:01 AM] Xenquility: "So I think Pako showed off the "janus" room we have of it"
[3:01 AM] Xenquility: "'and well"
[3:01 AM] Xenquility: "one thing has kind of confused me for a while"
[3:01 AM] Xenquility: "There's a bunch of religious symbolism strewn around the place"
[3:01 AM] Funny GOD: "im not a wizard so i wont pretend i can guess what a lot of them mean"
[3:01 AM] Xenquility: "and THIS is right beside the door leading into it"
[3:02 AM] Xenquility: "Now I might be fucking retarded"
[3:02 AM] Funny GOD: "oh you said symbolism not symbols, im bad with that too"
[3:02 AM] Xenquility: "But like"
[3:02 AM] Xenquility: "is that lady at the top"
[3:02 AM] Xenquility: "not Erika?"
[3:02 AM] Funny GOD: "uhh"
[3:05 AM] Funny GOD: "sorry i was about to go off on a thing about when i was sitting there in real life that had nothing to do with the picture and just my whining about these people being weird assholes in a re hash of stuff i think you already know"
[3:05 AM] Funny GOD: "yeah that looks like her a lot actually"
[3:06 AM] Funny GOD: "which is weird"
[3:06 AM] Xenquility: "Now this shit really begs a lot of questions "
[3:06 AM] Xenquility: "I mean first and foremost, what does she have to do with these crazies' mythos?"
[3:07 AM] Funny GOD: "i hope nothing"
[3:07 AM] Funny GOD: "please nothing"
[3:07 AM] Xenquility: "and also, assuming this is supposed to be a representation of the fishery at the time, like, how did they know about her??"
[3:07 AM] Xenquility: "I mean maybe it's been updated to reflect whatever these guys' current teachings are"
[3:08 AM] Xenquility: "but the REALLY fucked implications are if she was part of the mythology as far back as 2011 I think"
[3:08 AM] Funny GOD: "when i was in that building i remember the stain glass pictures on the walls"
[3:09 AM] Funny GOD: "i remember the two guys and the winged lady but im not sure if it was exactly the same"
[3:09 AM] Xenquility: "Hm"
[3:09 AM] Funny GOD: "it probably was and i just can't remember perfectly"
[3:09 AM] Xenquility: "was the winged lady like, Diana at that point?"
[3:09 AM] Funny GOD: "i remember for sure it was a grey lady with blonde hair"
[3:10 AM] Funny GOD: "it probably really was her"
[3:10 AM] Xenquility: "h o w t h e f u c k"
[3:10 AM] Funny GOD: "but whats fucked for me is"
[3:10 AM] Xenquility: "Okay I feel like there has to be some REALLY fucked time stuff going on here"
[3:10 AM] Funny GOD: "if thats really her i never really noticed or thought about it"
[3:10 AM] Funny GOD: "until just now i guess"
[3:12 AM] Funny GOD: "this is fucking bullshit"
[3:12 AM] Xenquility: "she does have some sort of affinity for luna"
[3:12 AM] Xenquility: "but like"
[3:12 AM] Xenquility: "okay"
[3:12 AM] Xenquility: "she doesn't affiliate with these guys"
[3:12 AM] Funny GOD: "she told me that too, are you sure thats real"
[3:12 AM] Xenquility: "I suppose it's possible that maybe she is something, and that these fuckers bastardized it like they do with everything else"
[3:12 AM] Xenquility: "I mean"
[3:12 AM] Funny GOD: "i can't pretend im not really getting mad right now"
[3:12 AM] Xenquility: "No"
[3:13 AM] Xenquility: "But at the same time"
[3:13 AM] Xenquility: "okay this might sound insane"
[3:13 AM] Xenquility: "actually nevermind I don't know if I could explain this"
[3:14 AM] Xenquility: "or if I even know the full extent of how her existence works in this context"
[3:14 AM] Xenquility: "but she's always seemed to be like, spiritually, related to tyler"
[3:14 AM] Funny GOD: "how can she be like"
[3:15 AM] Funny GOD: "something that works with or for these people somehow"
[3:15 AM] Funny GOD: "she is my friend and did a ton of shit you would not expect a lunar asshole to do"
[3:15 AM] Xenquility: "The Auxiliatis was a friend that was forced to work for people like that against they're will, and was still an ally nonetheless"
[3:16 AM] Xenquility: "I genuinelly do not think she is anything evil"
[3:16 AM] Xenquility: "I mean I don't think it'd make sense"
[3:16 AM] Xenquility: "I just"
[3:17 AM] Xenquility: "I don't understand the logistics of any of it, or how she's even a being to be worshipped??"
[3:17 AM] Xenquility: "like allegiance to anyone aside, WHO actually is she?"
[3:19 AM] Funny GOD: "ok something i just remembered"
[3:19 AM] Funny GOD: "i dont know if this will help at all"
[3:20 AM] Funny GOD: "but she used to "joke" a lot that she was not human when we would hang out, sometimes she would change it around and say she was only "part human""
[3:20 AM] Funny GOD: "i didn't think a lot of it cause she said a lot of funny crap like that, like she would also say she was a vampire hunter and crap"
[3:21 AM] PAKO: "erika is rare entity as skm informs says lol"
[3:21 AM] Funny GOD: "but i asked her one time what she was if not a human and she said a couple groups of people think she is a lot of things, she never said what groups"
[3:22 AM] Funny GOD: "but she did say she was this word i can't remember right now, and then said something like "thats not completely what i am either but creating one of these is a method to access me""
[3:22 AM] Xenquility: "I mean I don't think it immediately gives us much clue into what this means, but we have had a theory floating around the woodworks for a while, that she is something related to the idea of a "tulpa" to Tyler (i.e. past messages from the IIIII account mention a tulpa, she has referred to herself as an "anima", also obsessed with Tyler LOL, etc.)"
[3:22 AM] Funny GOD: "tulpa"
[3:22 AM] Xenquility: "damn that's gonna be the word isnt it"
[3:22 AM] Funny GOD: "that was it"
[3:22 AM] Xenquility: "yup"
[3:23 AM] Xenquility: "Okay so confirmed tyler created a monika tulpa and gained access to widom godhood consciousness ascension mastery 2000"
[3:23 AM] Funny GOD: "what"
[3:23 AM] Xenquility: "buddy I don't know"
[3:24 AM] Xenquility: "even knowing that, I still don't particularily understand what any of it could mean"
[3:24 AM] Xenquility: "but that's also why I don't think she is actually evil"
[3:25 AM] Funny GOD: "wait hold on the tyler guy made her???"
[3:25 AM] Xenquility: "Considering the IIIII account used to be his, I think so?"
[3:25 AM] PAKO: "imaagine"
[3:27 AM] Funny GOD: "next time i see her if she says another damn thing about tyler i swear to god"
[3:27 AM] Funny GOD: "im gonna call her ass incest"
[3:27 AM] Xenquility: "LMAOO"
[3:27 AM] Xenquility: "god why would you ever bring such a thing up"
[3:27 AM] Xenquility: "you have cursed the universe with those words"
[3:27 AM] Funny GOD: "sorry"
[3:27 AM] Funny GOD: "she just used to always talk about how cool and epic he was"
[3:28 AM] Funny GOD: "im man enough to admit it since everyone knows im dumb that yeah"
[3:28 AM] Funny GOD: "maybe it made me slightly jealous"
[3:28 AM] Xenquility: "tyler when his fangirl turns out to be literally god::AAA:"
[3:29 AM] Xenquility: "but have you ever considered that being into erika is, in some way or another, being into tyler? 🤔"
[3:29 AM] Funny GOD: "NO FUCK OFF THIS IS SO FUCKING STUPID"
[3:29 AM] Xenquility: ":)))))"
[3:29 AM] PAKO: "lol"
[3:30 AM] Xenquility: "Maxler oneshot lemon smut fanfic coming to stores near you"
[3:30 AM] Funny GOD: "gross shut hell up holy fucking"
[3:30 AM] Xenquility: "max exerts himself to take skoom as a temporary vessel to hunt down his one true love in the parallelos"
[3:30 AM] Funny GOD: "why is tyler even a thing that is important"
[3:30 AM] Xenquility: "their love hath no bounds"
[3:30 AM] Xenquility: "I DONT KNOW"
[3:30 AM] Xenquility: "I DONT KNOW IF HE IS OR NOT"
[3:31 AM] Xenquility: "THATS THE THING"
[3:31 AM] Xenquility: "LIKE I CANT TELL IF TYLER IS LITERALLY A SINGLE PERSON WHO USES THE SILENTDORK CHANNEL AND IS TRAPPED IN THE PARALLELOS, OR IF HE IS LITERALLY HALF THE CAST OF PEOPLE WE HAVE MET/HEARD ABOUT"
[3:31 AM] Laches: "we're just dogs chasing cars man"
told we need to save a dude"
[3:31 AM] PAKO: "the lunarchildren wants tyler for its rituals and shit"
[3:31 AM] Laches: "we try to and before long we're studying esoteric shit"
[3:32 AM] Xenquility: "lmao ive long given up on that shit"
[3:32 AM] Xenquility: "it started to rot my brain a bit"
[3:32 AM] Laches: "anyway yes; this is the most important thing"
[3:32 AM] Laches: "regiminis is still hunting tyler down"
[3:32 AM] Funny GOD: "inb4 i and my brother are also somehow tyler"
[3:32 AM] Funny GOD: "but wait"
[3:32 AM] Xenquility: "tbh I think it's just that tenebris is super gay for tyler or something and makes everything about him"
[3:32 AM] Xenquility: "literally"
[3:32 AM] Laches: "yknow"
[3:32 AM] Xenquility: "don't even joke"
[3:32 AM] Laches: "yeah"
[3:32 AM] Funny GOD: "what do you mean he is multiple people???"
[3:32 AM] Xenquility: "well okay"
[3:32 AM] Xenquility: "So IIIII, right?"
[3:33 AM] Xenquility: "It WAS Tyler's account"
[3:33 AM] Xenquility: "And then a while ago"
[3:33 AM] Xenquility: "Back in 2019"
[3:33 AM] Xenquility: "It turned into IIIII, and multiple dudes started using it"
[3:33 AM] Xenquility: "particularily, an evil guy, who we think is tenebris, and a good guy who uses runes, who we now think to be Synchron (who is also probably the guy in the room with you)"
[3:33 AM] Xenquility: "But early on, that rune guy REALLY made it seem like he was 100% tyler"
[3:34 AM] Xenquility: "Spoke about how he missed us, talked about John and shit, gave us a secret code he and John used to use, etc."
[3:34 AM] Xenquility: "As well, before Tyler was captured on 4/23/2019, he as well was studying runes"
[3:34 AM] Xenquility: "Anyways over time, this rune guy slowly gets more and more esoteric"
[3:34 AM] Xenquility: "seems to gain power"
[3:34 AM] Xenquility: "calls himself IIII"
[3:35 AM] Xenquility: "and eventually from context clues we start assuming he's now the wizard Synchron, though this could be completely wrong for all we know"
[3:35 AM] Xenquility: "(though it would be really confusing if not)"
[3:35 AM] Xenquility: "anyways it seems like Tyler is this guy kind of maybe possibly I don't really know anymore"
[3:35 AM] Xenquility: "but he's also in the parallelos"
[3:35 AM] Xenquility: "and like, with Erika"
[3:35 AM] Xenquility: "UNLESS"
[3:35 AM] Xenquility: "UNLESS the footage we see of him walking through the Parallelos with Erika ACTUALLY happened ages ago, and we're only seeing it now due to time dilation"
[3:36 AM] Xenquility: "and Tyler has maybe long since escaped and talked to us on discord and gained power and turned into this dude but WHO THE FUCK KNOWS"
[3:36 AM] Funny GOD: "i think my brain just farted"
[3:36 AM] Xenquility: "The issue is that SO MUCH of what we think we know is based off of assumptions that I don't think have ever been outrightly confirmed"
[3:37 AM] Xenquility: "I'm so sorry for assblasting your brain with nonsense"
[3:37 AM] Xenquility: "Maybe the interpretation of everything should be much more literal than we think"
[3:37 AM] Xenquility: "but I don't feel like that's the type of situation we're involved in anymore lmao"
[3:38 AM] Xenquility: "tl;dr we don't actually know where/when/who tyler is"
[3:38 AM] Xenquility: "or at least, I think we don't"
[3:38 AM] Xenquility: "maybe we do"
[3:39 AM] Xenquility: "and maybe there are multiple tylers from multiple timelines involved in all of this"
[3:39 AM] Xenquility: "which, to answer your question finally, is what I mean by saying he is "multiple people""
[3:40 AM] Xenquility: "(I am sorry for rambling so hard and basically forgetting about the original question, holy balls)"
[3:40 AM] Funny GOD: "ok wait wait i just have one question i need to clear up, when and how did he create her? also if there are multiple tylers which one did that, idk if that part matters but im just trying to wrap my head around that"
[3:41 AM] Laches: "brother"
[3:41 AM] Funny GOD: "what is a tulpa?"
[3:41 AM] Xenquility: "So I'd imagine around 2018"
[3:41 AM] Xenquility: "And it would've been our Tyler, silentdork Tyler"
[3:41 AM] Xenquility: "(2018, since that's the earliest reference to "Tulpa" in this server)"
[3:41 AM] Laches: "it's like a spiritual entity created from thought"
[3:41 AM] Xenquility: "A tulpa is like a purposefully created headmate that has its own identity and thought"
[3:41 AM] Xenquility: "I think"
[3:42 AM] Xenquility: "Basically created by thinking hard about it or something yeah"
[3:43 AM] Funny GOD: "but if thats in your head how is she going around outside his head doing things"
[3:43 AM] Xenquility: "LOL WHO KNOWS"
[3:43 AM] Funny GOD: "sorry thats probably not even answerable or something"
[3:43 AM] Funny GOD: "yeah"
[3:43 AM] Funny GOD: "figured"
[3:54 AM] Funny GOD: "ok sorry had to go use the bathroom i dont actually have so im just pissing in some rnadom place in this guys computer. i wonder if that takes up data space or something, in fact ill make it a point from now on to just always come back here to only do that specifically in this guys computer instead of my brothers. boom now i have a bathroom, unless that just eventually takes up so much space data wise i cant even enter the computer or something idk whatever yeah sorry im back"
[3:54 AM] Funny GOD: "ok"
[3:54 AM] Funny GOD: "so"
[3:55 AM] Xenquility: "NICE"
[3:55 AM] Funny GOD: "i was gonna say"
[3:55 AM] Xenquility: "that just solved everything"
[3:55 AM] Lego1upMushroom: "Just do it so much everyone dies"
[3:56 AM] Funny GOD: "i was gonna say, so when you make one of these things are you just talking to yourself a lot save for whatever is happening with tyler and Erika? like to other people it would probably just look like you are talking to yourself a lot if its a thing in your head right?"
[3:56 AM] Xenquility: "yes"
[3:56 AM] Xenquility: "WAIT"
[3:56 AM] Xenquility: "SKM"
[3:56 AM] Xenquility: "MENTIONED SOMEONE LIKE THAT"
[3:56 AM] Xenquility: "LOL"
[3:57 AM] Xenquility: "I think"
[3:57 AM] Funny GOD: "how did you know i was about to mention my brother?"
[3:57 AM] Xenquility: "The wiki is stored in my brain"
[3:57 AM] Lego1upMushroom: "Xen is psychic"
[3:57 AM] Xenquility: "it just brought up a memory of when he spoke to us a while back"
[3:57 AM] Xenquility: "and he mentioned a guy who came up to his camp"
[3:57 AM] Lego1upMushroom: "I meant psycho"
[3:57 AM] Xenquility: "who was just talking to themselves"
[3:58 AM] Funny GOD: "i remember a thing he was doing a lot that kind of creeped me out"
[3:58 AM] Xenquility: ""I first thought was a big group conversation but then I just saw one man with many voices coming out of his mouth". "
[3:58 AM] Xenquility: "SKM or the guy?"
[3:58 AM] Funny GOD: "the guy?"
[3:58 AM] Funny GOD: "wait you mean this guy in this room?"
[3:59 AM] Xenquility: "Okay my bad nvm, I am referring to someone totally separate"
[3:59 AM] Xenquility: "forget what I say"
[3:59 AM] Funny GOD: "kk im good at that a lot despite being digital"
[3:59 AM] Funny GOD: "leaky memory or something"
[4:00 AM] Funny GOD: "whatever its called"
[4:00 AM] Funny GOD: "anyways"
[4:00 AM] Funny GOD: "my brother always used to talk to himself"
[4:00 AM] Funny GOD: "like think outloud"
[4:00 AM] Funny GOD: "but in the tent he did some really weird stuff"
[4:01 AM] Funny GOD: "the talking sometimes felt like he was talking to several people who were answering back"
[4:01 AM] Xenquility: "I do believe he was trying to talk to spirits at some point"
[4:01 AM] Funny GOD: "this could also be some weird magic shit i guess, like someone somehow talking to him in his head"
[4:01 AM] Xenquility: "and he also mentioned hearing voices in his head, though he tried to never entertain them"
[4:02 AM] Funny GOD: "but one day he did something that freaked me out because it felt like he was speaking directly to me, and i was excited at first until i realized he still didn't notice me"
[4:02 AM] Xenquility: "I don't see why he'd make a tulpa? The only time he mentioned something along those lines to us was in reference to a woman's voice in his head who asked him questions and seemed to like him (ironically we theorized that this might have been Erika), to which he said he wouldn't entertain out of fear of them being Luna's whispers"
[4:02 AM] Laches: "Unless we're talking about a different SKM from the one we know."
[4:03 AM] Funny GOD: "he came into the tent with his mask off which was really weird right off the bat because he always has it on but especially if going outside"
[4:03 AM] Laches: "Rather, the one in our timeline."
[4:03 AM] Laches: "Did he ever talk about aggregation?"
[4:04 AM] Funny GOD: "he kept putting his hand to his ear like he was messing with an ear piece but there was nothing in his ear"
[4:04 AM] Funny GOD: "his eyes were really wide and dilated"
[4:04 AM] Xenquility: "he eatin parallelos shrooms"
[4:10 AM] Laches: "What did he say?"
[4:11 AM] Funny GOD: "he was saying a lot of crap that made no sense but kept bringing up tyler and some guy called mat and saying something about different crap that ended off with the word "protocol" and something about god head. he was talking like someone was telling him to go do something and said something like "information recieved, re acquiring link target, WT protocols stored in untapped conscious" or something, he then looked right at the monitor and said something like "are observers present, do not release this classified information" and then walked back out. i was really weirded out but i was excited because i thought he was suddenly aware i was there. but after a while when he came back he had his mask on and was acting like he always did, i tried to do things to get his attention and he turned the computer off because it freaked him out"
[4:11 AM] Xenquility: "oh shit uh"
[4:11 AM] Xenquility: "Okay fun fact"
[4:11 AM] Xenquility: "there's this weirdo new company thing"
[4:11 AM] Funny GOD: "was that his tulpas?"
[4:11 AM] Xenquility: "called Wiretalk or something"
[4:12 AM] Xenquility: "No I definitely do not think so"
[4:12 AM] Laches: "^"
[4:12 AM] Xenquility: "I mean, assuming that was even him (and not the Astral version of SKM, as Laches mentioned), it sounds like he's been mentally compromised or some shit"
[4:12 AM] Xenquility: "We know pretty much NOTHING about these guys"
[4:13 AM] Xenquility: "They have truly mastered the art of using nonsensical dialects to hide their information"
[4:13 AM] Xenquility: "changing their language"
[4:13 AM] Xenquility: "But I think they're big players in the scheme of things?"
[4:13 AM] Xenquility: "Do you want an excerpt of some of their shit?"
[4:13 AM] Xenquility: "(Which is also most of the information we have on them, I think)"
[4:13 AM] Funny GOD: "uh sure"
[4:14 AM] Xenquility: "This all sounds simliar to what SKM said"
[4:14 AM] Xenquility: "well tbh is this going to mindfuck you"
[4:14 AM] Xenquility: "hope not"
[4:14 AM] Funny GOD: "wait, do you think maybe these people are messing with his head and its not just this place in general?"
[4:14 AM] Xenquility: "Hm"
[4:14 AM] Xenquility: "That could be possible"
[4:14 AM] Funny GOD: "if they are why my brother wont act normal then i wanna fucking kill these people"
[4:14 AM] Xenquility: "The loop is defeated by those against time."
[4:14 AM] Xenquility: "We who know of the decoy are those operating above it."
[4:14 AM] Xenquility: "Find the friend of the immortal messenger and prevent the elevated messiah execution protocals from taking hold. The manipulation of the egregore through root access to the Creator Avatar at the moment of collective BIAS activation through the End of the line hijack exploit on the collective spiritus mixed in during the Sol/Luna world activation protocol will be initiated when the creator avatar has entered any stage of messiah mode and has carried Welcome Home:tm: in any form to the fourth manifestations B.S.G. By which she will take on the titanic form, the world construct through the Welcome Home:tm: merger result that gives her the Collective BIAS activated spiritus mass. The company will Wwwwelcome home:tm: to achieve this even candidly exploiting those thought to be working for allies of Decoy and those who do work for the Creator Avatar either indirectly through our three letter agent or otherwise, their influence will function subliminally. They seek to harvest the formula for jero dimension access and travel and additionally Welcome Home:tm: and data records of profitable information and reality media. This will be Welcome Home:tm: through a MC Chain technology system and in the case of buying and sellWelcome Home:tm: new experimental NIC Technology If the company wins then Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwelcome Home:tm: he is crucified on the world construct and whatever can come out will be on topside."
[4:15 AM] Xenquility: "Have fun deciphering any of this"
[4:15 AM] Xenquility: "Yet another group that we do not know the intentions of"
[4:15 AM] Xenquility: "nor do we know if they're good or bad"
[4:16 AM] Funny GOD: "this sounds a lot like what he was saying"
[4:17 AM] Xenquility: "They keep mentioning something called the "main display", which I think Erika also mentioned in one of the videos of her and Tyler in an elevator. I think it has to do with how information from within the parallelos reaches without?"
[4:17 AM] Xenquility: "Specifically I think the silentdork videos, though I'm really not sure"
[4:17 AM] Xenquility: "Or, I suppose, everything other than Discord communication"
[4:18 AM] Laches: "I think not given our recent context with the broadcast_alert"
[4:18 AM] Laches: "It's like they gear up for main display events"
[4:18 AM] Xenquility: "And if that's the case, it could explain the discrepancy between Tyler being seen in the parallelos and him maybe being Synchron on discord, but this is purely speculation"
[4:18 AM] Laches: "so maybe we'll have that question answered on 5/5"
[4:18 AM] Xenquility: "twould be nice"
[4:19 AM] Funny GOD: "why does that say welcome home so much? who even said this it reads like pretend fbi gibberish"
[4:19 AM] Xenquility: "It seems like a cencorship thing"
[4:19 AM] Laches: "It's like a corpo phrase or something"
[4:19 AM] Xenquility: "though I believe it appeared as far back as 2019"
[4:19 AM] Laches: "Welcome Home™️"
[4:20 AM] Xenquility: "yeah tbh I think these guys are parallelos q"
[4:20 AM] Xenquility: "ok this is a lie, I mixed it up with something else"
[4:21 AM] Laches: "Though, it did appear from an earlier time unless I'm mixing that up in my head."
[4:22 AM] Xenquility: "There were some other guys that seemed to "speak" to us, though it was more like a past group of people sending a message that only reached us a long time later, as far as I can tell. They spoke like normal people, but still had their speech interupted by Welcome Home™️ occasionally. It eventually pointed us to a website called decoy.link which is like, the q drop zone"
[4:22 AM] Xenquility: "yeah that site"
[4:23 AM] Xenquility: "(also forgive me but I do gotta go soon)"
[4:23 AM] Laches: "It's ok, buddy. You've been running this whole dialogue practically by yourself and I really appreciate your ability to do so."
[4:25 AM] Funny GOD: "ok so im sorry because yeah laches is right, this started off with you asking me something but i feel like i've had to aks you more questions than anything"
[4:25 AM] Funny GOD: "also idk what q is but its ok you can tell me later if its stupid or long"
[4:25 AM] Funny GOD: "but i do have one thing maybe worth saying, but its just a theory i have"
[4:25 AM] Xenquility: "lez hear it"
[4:25 AM] Laches: "Anything you say helps us get a little closer."
[4:26 AM] Laches: "To like logos, not you. Don't worry, no touchy."
[4:26 AM] Funny GOD: "shit fart dickerd"
[4:26 AM] Laches: "oh my god"
[4:26 AM] Laches: "I understand it all"
[4:26 AM] Xenquility: "SFD"
[4:26 AM] Xenquility: "it's an acronym"
[4:26 AM] Xenquility: "for um"
[4:26 AM] Xenquility: "Silly fucking dumbasses"
[4:26 AM] Funny GOD: "super fuck death"
[4:26 AM] Funny GOD: "yes"
[4:26 AM] Xenquility: "it implies we're all retarded and wrong about everything"
[4:26 AM] Xenquility: "time to rethink the arg"
[4:27 AM] Laches: "skoom furry deletion"
[4:27 AM] Xenquility: "skoom furry dicking"
[4:27 AM] Funny GOD: "ok but my theory"
[4:27 AM] Xenquility: "SKM's furry dildo"
[4:27 AM] Laches: "it's his brother bro"
[4:27 AM] Laches: "lol"
[4:27 AM] Xenquility: "do you think that will stop me?"
[4:28 AM] Laches: "I am counting on it not."
[4:28 AM] Funny GOD: "there is a lot of stuff in this place obviously and while i can't go around like my brother i can get to a lot of places i assume he cant"
[4:29 AM] Funny GOD: "my favorite place was the one called library with all the memes actually"
[4:29 AM] Laches: "ours too. You find anything cool there?"
[4:30 AM] Xenquility: "Speak for your SELF buddy, personally I am enfatuated with the sheer magnificence and glory of john has passed away . organization backslash waypoint"
[4:31 AM] Funny GOD: "but something i notice when i peak at the outside world in places where i can is there is a lot of weird machinery that seems really complicated"
[4:31 AM] Funny GOD: "a lot of it i can't even enter"
[4:32 AM] Funny GOD: "this place feels like a patchwork of random normal things and then weird half broken warped crap and then sometimes just straight up clown vomit"
[4:32 AM] Funny GOD: "but a constant is that there is always machinery that connects it"
[4:33 AM] Funny GOD: "i dont know anything about this company at all but if they have something to do with this place maybe they made this stuff?"
[4:33 AM] Laches: "Found something similar to that. But the wiring to this particular machine was just that to a door."
[4:33 AM] Laches: "Which led to a key. "
[4:35 AM] Funny GOD: "im not talking about janus, thats another weird thing too, a lot of places, most of the ones i can easily get to for this exact reason probably, have a machine of some kind somewhere i can usually get to or from that has a janus room in it that seems like a digital version of the place im looking at in what i guess is physical"
[4:36 AM] Xenquility: "Well, we have heard of four particular cubes that have some incredibly super duper intricate electronics and wirings that are all connected"
[4:36 AM] Funny GOD: "this actual place, where my brother in theory could be walking around is all connected together with machinery"
[4:36 AM] Xenquility: "I don't know if those have anything to do with it, however"
[4:36 AM] Funny GOD: "but its not like a big machine"
[4:36 AM] Funny GOD: "the machinery just seems to be worked in"
[4:37 AM] Laches: "Look something like this?"
[4:37 AM] Laches: ((A screenshot of the oil rig seen in the video "alert.mp4" is sent))
[4:37 AM] Funny GOD: "hey that looks like the sky in the library place"
[4:37 AM] Funny GOD: "but ive never seen that before"
[4:37 AM] Xenquility: "sadly there is no giant oil rig there yet though"
[4:38 AM] Funny GOD: "there is a not janus library also, but its really crazy and i have not really tried to look at it since the first time i tried"
[4:39 AM] Funny GOD: "it was like looking at a kaleidoscope"
[4:39 AM] Xenquility: "Next step of ARG immersion: actually kill yourself with a computer to get absorbed into the parallelos and explore the real library"
[4:39 AM] Xenquility: "(but also god nite I am officialy too tired to type)"
[4:39 AM] Laches: "That's actually the one we're trying to get to."
[4:39 AM] Laches: "Lots of weird notes and shit"
[4:39 AM] Laches: "nighto xen. Get some rest."
[4:39 AM] Funny GOD: "something i just thought about"
[4:40 AM] Funny GOD: "also good night xenquility"
[4:40 AM] Funny GOD: "it felt like i was only gone a couple hours but like"
[4:40 AM] Funny GOD: "has my brother still been missing for months or hours?"
[4:40 AM] Laches: "months to us"
[4:40 AM] Laches: "but if there's further time dilation away from the tent"
[4:41 AM] Laches: "I don't think we can quantify it in relation to you."
[4:42 AM] Funny GOD: "if he doesn't come back soon something might happen to the computer, its really crapy and i think he just found what he needed to get it together through scavenging or something"
[4:42 AM] Funny GOD: "but more importantly if he doesnt come back something is really wrong"
[4:42 AM] Funny GOD: "something probably already is wrong"
[4:43 AM] Laches: "I think SKM recently tried to show us something here"
[4:43 AM] Laches: ((A link to the video "Through the lens" is sent))
[4:43 AM] Laches: "And that's all we've got. We're gonna keep looking because man"
[4:43 AM] Laches: "it's skoom."
[4:43 AM] Xenquility: "okay lmao so last thing"
[4:43 AM] Xenquility: "maybe no promises"
[4:44 AM] Funny GOD: "good morning"
[4:44 AM] Xenquility: "The company will Wwwwelcome home:tm: to achieve this even candidly exploiting those thought to be working for allies of Decoy and those who do work for the Creator Avatar either indirectly through our three letter agent or otherwise,"
[4:44 AM] Xenquility: "our three letter agent"
[4:44 AM] Xenquility: "threeeeeee lettterrrrrrrr"
[4:44 AM] Laches: "You know I passively was just thinking feds"
[4:44 AM] Laches: "because three letter"
[4:44 AM] Laches: "but yeah also skm"
[4:45 AM] Xenquility: "I was thinking it was in reference to that bsg acronym they mentioned separately but like"
[4:45 AM] Xenquility: "skm makes way more sense, knowing now what we know"
[4:45 AM] Laches: "Just maxo"
[4:45 AM] Laches: "Don't stray too far from the tent."
[4:45 AM] Laches: "We don't know what's going on with your brother."
[4:46 AM] Xenquility: "Okay"
[4:46 AM] Xenquility: "also"
[4:46 AM] Laches: "But we're gonna do our best to find out."
[4:46 AM] Xenquility: "There is still an Astral, evil SKM wandering around somewhere"
[4:46 AM] Laches: "but maybe not in your timeline so...we don't know"
[4:46 AM] Funny GOD: "wait hold on you said something like that before and it didn't register what do you mean evil skm"
[4:46 AM] Funny GOD: "astral?"
[4:46 AM] Xenquility: "(Who maybe has something to do with Tenebris given the whole shit that happened during the truth arc where Tenebris took him as a vessel?)"
[4:46 AM] Xenquility: "Oh so uh"
[4:46 AM] Laches: "I don't think we're even certain of your timeline."
[4:46 AM] Xenquility: "there's multiple timelines going on, right?"
[4:47 AM] Funny GOD: "im sorry you probably really need to sleep"
[4:47 AM] Xenquility: "There's a timline we refer to as the astral timeline, where things happened nearly identical to here"
[4:47 AM] Xenquility: "But something around 2009/2010/2011 (I think) split them"
[4:47 AM] Xenquility: "Something possibly to do with you, actually"
[4:47 AM] Xenquility: "I had a theory about it a while ago but can't remember any of it"
[4:48 AM] Xenquility: "nonetheless, in this other timeline, SKM is apparently cruel and malicious, actively seeking that timeline's version of you ruthelssly"
[4:50 AM] Xenquility: "It's possible that maybe the differences in the timelines resulted in SKM being taken as Tenebris' conduit - in our timeline, DROWNED (the amalgam of you and Ben) contacted us when they were being hunted by regiminis (Look at me fucking IDsplaining the events to the person who literally lived through them), and though we couldn't end up fully saving DROWNED they implied we saved SKM from being used as a conduit. I'm not sure if this ever took place in the Astral timeline, as, in the Astral timeline, you and BEN split apart far earlier (or were never together at all), resulting in only BEN approaching the ID, and not DROWNED"
[4:50 AM] Xenquility: "Wait ***Ben, not BEN"
[4:50 AM] Xenquility: "WAIT FUCK"
[4:50 AM] Xenquility: "im retarded"
[4:50 AM] Xenquility: "I mixed it up"
[4:51 AM] Xenquility: "they ONLY spoke to you, and NOT Ben/DROWNED at all"
[4:51 AM] Xenquility: "Okay tl;dr there is another timeline we're very involved with in which SKM is evil and was basically hunting you down"
[4:52 AM] Funny GOD: "i have piles of questions but i dont want you to be stuck answering them when im supposed to be telling you guys stuff going on in crazy world"
[4:53 AM] Xenquility: "lmao we can try and answer"
[4:53 AM] Laches: "All we can do."
[4:53 AM] Laches: "And if Xen's not around I'll do my best."
[4:53 AM] Laches: "Just understand that I am king retard and will likely possibly desperately fumble through our database to try to get shit lined up right."
[4:53 AM] Laches: "Whereas Xen just kinda knows."
[4:54 AM] Xenquility: ">implying I know anything, and am not just lost in a forest of my own braindead assumptions I've built up for two years"
[4:54 AM] Funny GOD: "a light just came on behind the curtain, ive been keeping the camera on but i just turned it off because i think the guy came back"
[4:54 AM] Xenquility: "(lostinforest reference not intended)"
[4:54 AM] Laches: "ask him how this image makes him feel"
[4:54 AM] Funny GOD: "i hope he didn't notice the light it probably produces but there is light coming from the monitor behind the screen too so he probably didnt"
[4:55 AM] Funny GOD: "he basically never comes back here so its probably fine"
[4:55 AM] Xenquility: "oh god"
[4:55 AM] Xenquility: "you're so fucked"
[4:55 AM] Xenquility: "literally leave"
[4:55 AM] Xenquility: "ANYONE who says something like that"
[4:55 AM] Xenquility: "is bound to die"
[4:55 AM] Xenquility: "immediately thereafter"
[4:55 AM] Funny GOD: "dude its fine i think the last time we talked he was basically here the whole time, he is just gonna do what he always does"
[4:56 AM] Funny GOD: "stand in that spot for days on end"
[4:56 AM] Funny GOD: "doing what"
[4:56 AM] Funny GOD: "idk"
[4:56 AM] Xenquility: "k but if you die I called it"
[4:56 AM] Xenquility: "jk ill be devistated"
[4:56 AM] Funny GOD: "lol what is he gonna do, locate me as some file on this computer and delete me?"
[4:57 AM] Xenquility: "careful he might pull an SKM, lock you on the harddrive and destroy the laptop"
[4:57 AM] Funny GOD: "in terms of data im actually not sure how i even effect a machine with my presence"
[4:57 AM] Funny GOD: "my bro could probably work that out"
[4:57 AM] Funny GOD: "but idk how i even work"
[4:57 AM] Xenquility: "he's literally a corporate slave rn"
[4:57 AM] Xenquility: "literally a bezos bitch"
[4:59 AM] Funny GOD: "has the evil version of my brother done anything weird? what evil crap does he do? is this other timeline version of me also evil, and most importantly do we have bad guy outfits do we like dress in all black and shoot people and stuff?"
[4:59 AM] Laches: "We don't really know. Just an anecdote."
[5:00 AM] Xenquility: "^ pretty much"
[5:00 AM] Xenquility: "Though you did help the ID in place of DROWNED, I believe"
[5:00 AM] Xenquility: "or, at least, came to them"
[5:00 AM] Xenquility: "sadly you didn't do any cool kid stuff like dress in trenchcoats and go all pumped up kicks or anything"
[5:01 AM] Xenquility: "I mean the only thing we specifically know about the alt max, is that he referred to his familial situation as "Quiet Family", the name of that youtube account"
[5:01 AM] Laches: "By the by, Max."
[5:01 AM] Laches: "Happy Birthday."
[5:01 AM] Laches: "At least it was your birthday"
[5:01 AM] Funny GOD: "can i see all the text and info you have about that company again? also wait what?"
[5:01 AM] Laches: "in our timeline"
[5:02 AM] Laches: "Our conversation started on 4/23 in our time."
[5:02 AM] Xenquility: "IsocelesAssassin 3:45 PM: "Well, the biggest one is the fact that your SKM was nothing like our SKM. We never knew the friendly, jokey hacker described in your records. Instead, our SKM was nothing more than a bloodthirsty, malicious entity that was constantly on the hunt for Max. Speaking of, Max is the second big change that comes to mind. We never spoke to any "Drowned" person - only Max. If I'm understanding correctly, Drowned was an entity consisting of both Ben and Max, right? Well, for some reason it was just Max for us. He was able to help us into Lunarchildren.com just in time to save Tyler.""
[5:02 AM] Xenquility: "IsocelesAssassin 3:45 PM: "Another oddity - You guys apparently spoke to Helper on the Lunar Children forums? Yeah, we never did that. I don't know anything about any camera or suitcase. I also don't ever recall a "Regiminis" video being uploaded in our timeline. That's the only other major inconsistency I can think of off the top my head.""
[5:02 AM] Xenquility: "here are the main things that we know are different in our timelines, for reference"
[5:02 AM] Xenquility: "IsocelesAssassin is the Astral timeline's circulehunter, for reference"
[5:02 AM] Funny GOD: "also yeah i would call my family that i can remember pretty quiet"
[5:02 AM] Funny GOD: "because they were never all that present"
[5:02 AM] Xenquility: "Lemme getchu a text file on this bullshitass company btw"
[5:03 AM] Funny GOD: "thinking harder about it kind of creeps me out because i cant even really remember their faces now"
[5:03 AM] Xenquility: "OH"
[5:03 AM] Xenquility: "YOU WANNA SEE"
[5:03 AM] Xenquility: "SOMETHING CURSED"
[5:03 AM] Xenquility: "LIKE REALLY CURSED AND ALSO INVOLVED WITH THE COMPANY"
[5:03 AM] Funny GOD: "they used to leave notes a lot though"
[5:03 AM] Funny GOD: "uh"
[5:03 AM] Funny GOD: "sure"
[5:03 AM] Xenquility: "Damn I don't even know if this is a good idea"
[5:03 AM] Laches: "do iiiiiit"
[5:03 AM] Xenquility: "But it was also the first mention of the company I think"
[5:04 AM] Funny GOD: "lol im scared what freak crap am i about to be looking at"
[5:04 AM] Xenquility: "LETS BREAK THE WORLD WOOOOOOOOOOO"
[5:04 AM] Xenquility: ((A link to the video "Jid halloween scavenger hunt announcement" is sent))
[5:04 AM] Laches: "LMFAO"
[5:04 AM] Xenquility: "This was the description:"
[5:04 AM] Xenquility: "Description: "Brought to you by WIRE TALK™"
[5:04 AM] Xenquility: "For a limited time find the signs for big prizes, starting at 6pm est"
[5:04 AM] Xenquility: "Tell your friends and family for a chance to win now"
[5:04 AM] Xenquility: "now is your chance for amazing prizes, no vaporware here folks only the best quality audio spiritus extracts available now to you, all you have to do to enter and win is attach your computer to the network. https://johnisdead.com/fakeworld"
[5:04 AM] Xenquility: "Welcome Home™"
[5:04 AM] Xenquility: "NO PURCHASE NECESSARY TO ENTER OR TO WIN. MUST BE 18 YEARS OR OLDER AND LEGAL I.D. RESIDENT TO ENTER. ALL FEDERAL, STATE, LOCAL AND MUNICIPAL LAWS AND REGULATIONS APPLY. VOID WHERE PROHIBITED ID CHIPSET™ IS A SUBSIDIARY OF WIRE TALK™ WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY DAMAGED COMPUTER EQUIPMENT, LOSS OF LIFE, MENTAL/EMOTIONAL TRAUMA BROUGHT ON BY THE USE OF JANUS PROJECT OR ANY OTHER TECHNOLOGIES IN ASSOCIATION WITH PROJECT BIFROST" "
[5:04 AM] Xenquility: "They mention bifrost and whatnot which is also lunar children terminology for janus and the like"
[5:05 AM] Xenquility: "I can't believe how accurate this tyler body double is"
[5:05 AM] Xenquility: "really fascinating how this company has the funds to go through that rigorous of a hiring process"
[5:06 AM] Laches: "and to buy $650 suits"
[5:06 AM] Funny GOD: "what am i even watching"
[5:06 AM] Laches: "undiluted joy"
[5:06 AM] Laches: "a glimpse of the tyler we know"
[5:06 AM] Xenquility: "we don't even know"
[5:07 AM] Xenquility: "we got some cool tunes though"
[5:07 AM] Xenquility: "The loop is defeated by those against time."
[5:07 AM] Xenquility: "We who know of the decoy are those operating above it."
[5:07 AM] Xenquility: "Find the friend of the immortal messenger and prevent the elevated messiah execution protocals from taking hold. The manipulation of the egregore through root access to the Creator Avatar at the moment of collective BIAS activation through the End of the line hijack exploit on the collective spiritus mixed in during the Sol/Luna world activation protocol will be initiated when the creator avatar has entered any stage of messiah mode and has carried Welcome Home:tm: in any form to the fourth manifestations B.S.G. By which she will take on the titanic form, the world construct through the Welcome Home:tm: merger result that gives her the Collective BIAS activated spiritus mass. The company will Wwwwelcome home:tm: to achieve this even candidly exploiting those thought to be working for allies of Decoy and those who do work for the Creator Avatar either indirectly through our three letter agent or otherwise, their influence will function subliminally. They seek to harvest the formula for jero dimension access and travel and additionally Welcome Home:tm: and data records of profitable information and reality media. This will be Welcome Home:tm: through a MC Chain technology system and in the case of buying and sellWelcome Home:tm: new experimental NIC Technology If the company wins then Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwelcome Home:tm: he is crucified on the world construct and whatever can come out will be on topside."
[5:07 AM] Xenquility: "Here's the excerpt from earlier (still just compiling the info)"
[5:07 AM] Xenquility: "A chat from some video tags"
[5:07 AM] Xenquility: ((An image containing text related to this "company" is sent))
[5:07 AM] Xenquility: ((An image containing text related to this "company" is sent))
[5:08 AM] Xenquility: (Video description of "Civitas")
[5:08 AM] Xenquility: ((An image containing the description of the video "Civitas" is sent))
[5:08 AM] Xenquility: "and that's most of the stuff explicitly tied to them"
[5:10 AM] Funny GOD: "ok so im dumb and its hard to get all this text to stick but im reading it over and over"
[5:10 AM] Funny GOD: "but"
[5:11 AM] Funny GOD: "if this is all the company its weird"
[5:11 AM] Funny GOD: "because parts of this reads like someone is trying to hide something and im guessing its from the company"
[5:11 AM] Xenquility: "Yeah, not too sure if the last one from the nice-sounding guys is tied to them"
[5:11 AM] Xenquility: "But they're seemingly under some sort of cencorship from them (I'm assuming, based on the Welcome Home™️'s) "
[5:12 AM] Funny GOD: "ok dude i just had a big major brain moment"
[5:12 AM] Xenquility: "let's hear it"
[5:17 AM] Funny GOD: "i dont know what this company even is, im just guessing they have something to do with stuff around here, the description mentions janus and i know the lunar children were doing something with that too. i dont know everything i wish i did about this place either but the lunar children think this place is really important and it has all this complicated machinery that maybe this company moved here or built here, heck maybe this company somehow made this entire place and its just a big digital simulation but i dont think thats exactly it or i would be able to go out into it"
[5:17 AM] Funny GOD: "idk what they have to do fully with the lunar children but what if my brother does or did at some point, and what if whatever this company is has people working closely with it that are trying to beat them. what if my brother not acting weird because of this company but he is acting weird because of whoever these people are "
[5:19 AM] Funny GOD: "but like"
[5:19 AM] Funny GOD: "idk mabye that doesn't make sense"
[5:21 AM] Funny GOD: "i think that this place is partially messing him up, but maybe these people or the company are doing something else"
[5:21 AM] Xenquility: "What do you think they'd be doing to him?"
[5:21 AM] Funny GOD: "i dont know, im just assuming that because he said all the weird protocol stuff that one day and these people talk like that too"
[5:22 AM] Xenquility: "Hm, so you think it's specifically these weirdo talking people, and not wiretalk itself that's doing it?"
[5:23 AM] Funny GOD: "ok if this is some kind of really top secret stuff maybe they have somehow made him into some kind of sleeper agent, but i dont know when or how that could have happened, maybe it was while he was working inside the lunar children because my memory of all of that is really weird"
[5:23 AM] Xenquility: "Well I mean"
[5:23 AM] Funny GOD: "but im just shooting in the dark"
[5:23 AM] Xenquility: "Everyone who becomes like"
[5:24 AM] Xenquility: "an "official" lunar child, at least according to Vincent, had to go through some sort of brain operation thing I think?"
[5:24 AM] Xenquility: "I don't know if that was something specifically for vincent, however"
[5:24 AM] Xenquility: "But he seemed to think it was a general requirement"
[5:25 AM] Xenquility: "If SKM had to undergo that, it could've been then, though I also feel like he would've mentioned having undergone a spooky magic brain surgery operation"
[5:26 AM] Xenquility: "Sorry though, do you think that the crazy fuckers are working for or against the lunar children?"
[5:28 AM] Funny GOD: "this is so complicated i dont know what they are doing but im gonna assume that if the company "wire talk" is something that helps out the lunar children then maybe this group that looks like they are resisting or something is working against the lunar children also"
[5:31 AM] Funny GOD: "im trying to think really hard and see if there is anything i can remember about my brother working with anyone but himself"
[5:31 AM] Xenquility: "OH"
[5:31 AM] Xenquility: "There was a"
[5:31 AM] Xenquility: "hacker group"
[5:31 AM] Xenquility: "from a THIRD TIMELINE that also exists"
[5:32 AM] Xenquility: "This THIRD TIMELINE is SUPER FUCKED due to SOMETHING THAT ALSO HAPPENED AROUND 2009/2010/2011 (I think 2011 though idk)"
[5:32 AM] Xenquility: "Anyways basically I think some of the giants weren't ascended so Spencer, the third giant in our timeline, was never killed, and he befriended Mason and some other guy that we don't know yet"
[5:33 AM] Xenquility: "then their world started to fucking implode or some shit so they got all techy because mason's skills actually rival SKMs apparently, and they sent out a cross-timeline fucken signal or some shit that SKM ended up picking up"
[5:33 AM] Xenquility: "and they worked together for a bit, but I think they might have said they haven't heard from him in a bit?"
[5:33 AM] Xenquility: "That's the only instance I know of SKM working with someone else, however"
[5:35 AM] Funny GOD: "he used to tell me stories about hacking things to try to help people when i was little but i dont remember a lot of it and i dont think there was any cults unless i forgot"
[5:36 AM] Funny GOD: "but now that i think about i feel like he mentioned doing that with other people sometimes"
[5:36 AM] Funny GOD: "but i was really really little when he would tell those stories"
[5:36 AM] Funny GOD: "that would have been in the late 2000's"
[5:37 AM] Funny GOD: "he also had a mask i remember thinking was funny but i dont remember what it looked like that well"
[5:37 AM] Funny GOD: "i think it had a mustache"
[5:37 AM] Laches: "ah yes"
[5:37 AM] Xenquility: "wait"
[5:37 AM] Xenquility: "oh lmao"
[5:37 AM] Laches: ((An image of the "Guy Fawkes" mask is sent))
[5:37 AM] Xenquility: "fucking brilliant"
[5:37 AM] Funny GOD: "he said that was his mask for hacker stuff"
[5:38 AM] Funny GOD: "woah holy shit"
[5:38 AM] Xenquility: "anonymoose"
[5:38 AM] Funny GOD: "yeah it looked like that"
[5:38 AM] Laches: "Your brother's anonymoose connections."
[5:38 AM] Funny GOD: "he threw it away one day though i dont remember when"
[5:38 AM] Xenquility: "okay sorry to abruptly leave but for real this time I am going to bed, good night laches and maxxes"
[5:39 AM] Laches: "Gonna be doing the same friendos."
[5:39 AM] Funny GOD: "goodnight xenquility"
[5:39 AM] Funny GOD: "i think i'll sleep here tonight since time seems to be less weird while im here"
[5:39 AM] Funny GOD: "ill go to check for my brother when i wake up"
[5:41 AM] Laches: "Alrighty maxxy. See you around soon. Don't forget to come back so you can take your revenge in halo."
[5:41 AM] Xenquility: "Hope to be able to talk to you again soon, but like, actually our time soon and not your-time-talk-to-you-tomorrow-just-kidding-that's-2400-days-in-your-time"
[5:41 AM] Xenquility: "have some guud sleeps"
[5:42 AM] Funny GOD: "one last thing ill say before i forget, i remember a really specific time he was hacking something. it was a website he said bad people were using to steal money from people and do bad things to them or something, apparently it had something to do with a group near where his house in britain was"
[5:43 AM] Funny GOD: "he didnt tell me a lot about it but he was gone for a really long time when he said he was starting on that"
[5:44 AM] Funny GOD: "then later he told me he apparently scared them so bad they let him have their website and he was using it to work on a game"
[5:44 AM] Xenquility: "oh was it uhh"
[5:44 AM] Funny GOD: "fuzzy memory but it came to me while thinking of things he did in his hacking career"
[5:44 AM] Xenquility: "mindshape?"
[5:44 AM] Funny GOD: "maybe idk"
[5:45 AM] Funny GOD: "i guess we can talk more about it when we all wake up"
[5:46 AM] Funny GOD: "good night friends, thanks for just being around"
[5:47 AM] Laches: "https://web.archive.org/web/20121008043549/http://www.mindshape.co.uk/"
[5:51 AM] Funny GOD: "oh i realize what some of this is, it seems to be a place he was keeping copies of the games i was inside of when everything was weird"
[5:52 AM] Funny GOD: "but jumping through the captures i saw something that weirdly feels more familiar than anything else"
[5:52 AM] Funny GOD: "https://web.archive.org/web/20160616165619/http://www.mindshape.co.uk:80/"
[5:53 AM] Funny GOD: "idk why but i have a memory of all of us laughing really really hard about this but i dont know why"
[5:53 AM] Funny GOD: "anyways goodnight for now"

Summary

  • Max explains that, despite obviously existing digitally, he does not "feel" digital - he can feel his own body and his surroundings, though he knows his surroundings are not "real".
  • The players begin discussing Erika:
  • The players begin questioning Erika's connection to the Lunar Children - namely the stained glass window that seemingly depicted her found in "Compound" Janus room church. Max claims that this stained glass window was present in the Fishery when he was taken there in 2011.
  • Max claims that Erika used to say she was only partially human. When asked what she is, she told Max that different groups of people refer to her as different things. She told him that while she is not exactly a "tulpa", one of the ways that she may be "accessed" is by creating one.
  • (A "tulpa" is a sentient entity that one can create within their own mind through a variety of mental and spiritual methods.)
  • Players begin speculating that Erika was somehow created by Tyler. This is because, at some point, Tyler discussed having a tulpa of "Monika" from the game "Doki Doki Literature Club" back when the IIIII account was being used out-of-character. They also theorize that she is somehow related to the rare, feminine entities documented in SKM's notes.
  • The players begin discussing WireTalk, SKM, and various strange machines:
  • Max reveals that SKM was acting odd one day, entering the tent with his mask off and eyes dilated. He acted as though he was wearing an earpiece even though he wasn't. SKM began speaking the jargon used by the "company" that has been brought up lately, talking about "protocol", "god head", Tyler, and Mat.
  • Max claims that SKM proceeded to act as though he were being given instructions, saying "information recieved, re acquiring link target, WT protocols stored in untapped conscious". SKM then looked at the monitor Max was within and said "are observers present, do not release this classified information". Max says that SKM later returned to the tent, now acting normal.
  • The players begin speculating that the "company" alluded to in recent updates is actually "WireTalk" and they are using SKM an agent against his will.
  • Max claims that sometimes when he visits the Library he is able to see some machinery outside. He says that this machinery is incredibly complex and seems patched together, though he is unable to interact with it. He theorizes that WireTalk may have created this machinery.
  • Max specifies that the Library he visited was not the Janus room - it was the real Library that somewhere within the Parallelos. He reiterates that the real Library is incredibly complicated, however, full of stuff and akin to a kaleidoscope. Because of this, he often prefers to visit the Janus version of the Library rather than the real one.
  • Max reveals that most of the places he is able to travel to have a machine somewhere that contains the Janus room within it. These Janus rooms are simply digital versions of the places the machine is in. Max theorizes that it is because of these machines that he is able to travel to these locations in the first place.
  • Max claims that the Parallelos - the location where SKM and Max are, at least - is all connected via machinery. He notes that it is not literally one giant machine, however - machinery is simply built into it.
  • Max reads all of the text related to WireTalk found recently within the ARG. He notes that it is strange how some of it from the OFA Group almost seems to be censoring information from WireTalk itself despite seemingly being from them.
  • Max theorizes that SKM maybe be acting strange not because of direct involvement from WireTalk itself, but a separate faction - possibly the OFA Group. He speculates that they are working alongside WireTalk in an attempt to eventually overthrow them. He also calls into question the Lunar Children's supposed involvement with the company and how it relates to Project Bifrost / Janus and when SKM could have become the sleeper agent he seems to be now.
  • The players begin discussing SKM's history:
  • Max notes that in the late 2000's, SKM was an occasional hacker. He mentions that he used a "Guy Fawkes" mask similar to how the hacker group Anonymous does.
  • Max vaguely remembers SKM hacking a group near where he lived in Britain. He claims this group was stealing money from people. Max claims that this group gave SKM their website, which he then used to host a game he was working on. The players speculate that this website was Mindshape.co.uk - a site that was previously used to hose the Remember.exe games.
  • The players show Max Mindshape.co.uk. He remembers the Remember.exe games being housed there with him inside of them, but he cannot recall if it is the same site that SKM stole from the group he hacked. He posts one archive of the site, noting that he remembers finding this moment funny: https://web.archive.org/web/20160616165619/http://www.mindshape.co.uk:80/
  • At 5:03 PM, the player thelostbrineinthewoods discovered that the video "Video 2" contained hidden subtitles. One of these subtitles was "ERIKA", which appeared as the camera panned over the image of Monika, supposedly further cementing the fact that Tyler had a Monika tulpa that somehow led to him meeting Erika. Another subtitle revealed a link to a Discord server named "Tulpa Chat". Digging through this server's history, players made some discoveries about Tyler's involvement with it - or at least Tyler in relation to the IIIII account:
  • Tyler joined this server on January 27th, 2018.
  • The IIIII account is named "II "Erika"" in this server.
  • Throughout January of 2018, Tyler was still having trouble having coherent conversations with his tulpa.
  • In February of 2018, Tyler's tulpa became more active as it seems they were speaking through his account. target=_blank
  • "Our existence is a conversation in itself. Your working conscious is a book I read daily."
  • "There are powerful individuals at the peak of society that wish to be the gatekeepers of awakeness. We must topple them."
  • Tyler posted a drawing of a stick figure with text reading "3 Trillion year old Angel Vampire Demon dragon goddess bugt she lowkey 4". The drawings seen in "Video 2" are in the background: target=_blank
  • Tyler seemingly had a 3.5 GB folder on his computer titled "Monika" that was created on November 11th, 2017. target=_blank
  • On September 15th, 2018, Tyler posted a long string of I's. target=_blank

May 6th, 2022

  • At 3:57 AM, the player Laches was approached by another shadow entity in the "Library" Janus room's theater. This entity looked like those seen in JanusVR on March 27th and was named "Shadow_0388". This entity began speaking to Laches before seemingly being interrupted and taken over by the "hackers" who are working for/against WireTalk.

5/6/22 - Chat with Shadow_0388 and the OFA Group - JanusVR (Library)

Shadow_0388 is nearby.

Laches: "Hope?"
Shadow_0388: "It is a good thing to have"
Laches: "Truly, all we have."
Shadow_0388: "Are you well friend?"
Laches: "I am. How did you find your way here?"
Shadow_0388: "Seeping through dreams and its airs that touch wires"
Shadow_0388: "We are fractions walking looking fading"
Laches: "Quite esoteric. Your fractions contain sentience. Is there any hope for you?"
Shadow_0388: "Yes"
Laches: "Then we're here to help. Albeit a bit stupid."
Shadow_0388: "We are safe"
Laches: "That is good to know."
Laches: "Did you come from the spire or do so simply roam the landscape as a waking dream?"
Shadow_0388: "What we are cannot be touched but in turn can only be returned to others in like"
Shadow_0388: "memories"
Laches: "That's very sad."
Laches: "For what led to this, I apologize."
Laches: "Is there anything we can do to help you along?"
Shadow_0388: "Do not be sorry"
Shadow_0388: "it is happy"
Shadow_0388: "we are happy"
Laches: "Then in that, I wish you continued joy."
Laches: "As a fragment do you remember who you were?"
Shadow_0388: "we exist to be found again forever"
Shadow_0388: "no"
Laches: "There is some peace in that, I suppose."
Shadow_0388: "ceiling of sunlight"
Shadow_0388: "crowds"
Shadow_0388: "colorful hair "
Shadow_0388: "piano"
Shadow_0388: "end of the world?"
Shadow_0388: "beautiful"
Shadow_0388: "happy"
Shadow_0388: "friends"
Shadow_0388: "sword"
Shadow_0388: "follow"
Shadow_0388: "famous voice"
Shadow_0388: "hero"
Shadow_0388: "drunk laughing"
Shadow_0388: "late night"
Laches: "Sounds like quite the hyped up Ragnarök"
Laches: "will there be bitches?"
Shadow_0388: "ha ha"
Shadow_0388: "in a party like this?"
Shadow_0388: "It was different"
Shadow_0388: "End of the world?"
Shadow_0388: "I wonder why people were so scared?"
Shadow_0388: "We should know"
Laches: "We are mostly mortal, after all. Nothing more terrifying than the fear of what comes next without certainty."
Laches: "Maybe that's your peace. Knowing you'll forever be found again and again."
Shadow_0388: "But we know it cannot be forever"
Laches: "But me? I kinda want to toke and listen to music again a few more times before seeing everything come crashing down in hedonistic fervor."
Shadow_0388: "The lights we have watched fade slowly together"
Shadow_0388: "One small fraction drops out of the whole"
Shadow_0388: "The whole chips away slowly as does all things"
Laches: "And then, nothing."
Laches: "Damn, just like that."
Shadow_0388: "But that we were and can be seen by ourself and others is the pleasure and privledge"
Laches: "Granted by whom?"
Shadow_0388: "This is the joy of memory"
Shadow_0388: "Granted by all of us to all of us"
Laches: "One for all?"

Shadow is nearby.

Laches: "Yet another fragment?"
Shadow: "Oh wow he said the meme phrase and accessed something adminy, tottally didn't plan that one at all. Nope we sure didn't send this little fucker down here to act cute and hope it would get us a quick window!"
Shadow: "Yeah and the best part is none of that "welcome home" dog shit here"
Laches: "Oh fuck hey"
Laches: "So what the FUCK"
Shadow: "Friends please one at a time and in a proper order"
Laches: "WireTalk. OFA. What in the shit is going on?"
Laches: "Actually more importantly, who the hell are you guys?"
Shadow: "Damn bitch did you think there would just be fully unlimited access to the databanks of this drek ass situation"
Shadow: "Hey can you like not be an asshole"
Shadow: "sorry"
Laches: "I mean, naturally no but shit we're like"
Laches: "dumb as fuck"
Shadow: "FRIENDS PLEASE"
Shadow: "Sorry"
Shadow: "soryr"
Shadow: "sorry"
Laches: "sroror"
Shadow: "lol dumbass cant type"
Shadow: "ok Im gonna say first"
Shadow: "Can I talk about our job?"
Shadow: "I dont know can you?"
Shadow: "Yes it won't break protocol to give a basic description of our current business"
Shadow: "Ok so we are something comparable to cool hackers kind of like a couple characters you might be familiar with"
Shadow: ""might""
Shadow: "god shut up"
Shadow: "Friends this is honestly not the best time to fool around with eachother this is, dare I say, serious business!"
Shadow: "Our task at hand involves us working from the inside of a certain sector, its not unsafe to disclose this as by now they are well beyond aware of our presence."
Shadow: "As you can see this gives us some executive connects and we can pull freak shit, like chip off part of some unlucky bastards memories and modify it so we can transfer our live feeds of consciousness through it and to you"
Shadow: "Uh I'm pretty sure the "unlucky bastard" is the unit that they are all calling the "Link""
Shadow: "oh yeah shit whoops lol"
Laches: "So you're the ones sending things to our "main display""
Shadow: "Granted this is top layer shit the avi pulled in for some psychotic reason"
Shadow: "Buddy we don't got no methods of changing the resolution let alone fucking with a whole ass "main display""
Shadow: "Ok come on thats half a lie"
Shadow: "Ok ok ok we are not the soul and singular senders"
Shadow: "but yeah with some fuckery that we have been pulling for the last 2 days now in your soul crushing real ass time no less"
Shadow: "The project should be nearly completed"
Shadow: "lol yeah ours but theirs is fucked"
Laches: "Theirs?"
Shadow: "dont be so proud about it you know that still hurts some people"
Shadow: "yeah but they are about as real as we are, you know the big gay meme is gonna happen one way or another"
Shadow: "DO NOT waste time getting into that philisophical debate AGAIN for what would be the 53rd time in the past 3 weeks"
Shadow: "PLEASE"
Laches: "Okay okay. Let's focus. What was this trail head you guys had censored all to fuck and back."
Shadow: "Trailhead? Dude wtf do you think we are, ARG managers?"
Laches: "At this point, it's moot."
Shadow: "For fucks sake can you stop dicking this poor bastard around"
Shadow: "Yeah someone is running an arg but we are just one more really complicated device in that."
Shadow: "Friends let me remind you all"
Shadow: "Even being able to utter that"
Shadow: "is an EXTREME and high privilege"
Shadow: "Allow me to take executive control of this conversation as we are nearing our window of time"
Shadow: "Understood boss"
Laches: "All ears."
Shadow: "Sorry chief"
Shadow: "There is a company, you know their name but I'll omit it just to send them one less blip in this moment as we prepare our escape."
Laches: "Wiretalk"
Shadow: "This entire world and reality"
Shadow: "even extending to yourself right now"
Shadow: "where you sit right now"
Shadow: "Its not what you think. It never is."
Shadow: "This company is a force that travels to many things, more than our current run allows us to identify."
Shadow: "It is for all intents and purposes a company"
Shadow: "But the very image of it is false and for all intents and purposes an illusion"
Shadow: "Yeah think of the slenderman or that gman guy, like dude wtf they are not business guys they are just weird and emulating this or something idk."
Shadow: "shut up"
Shadow: "sorry"
Shadow: "I cannot in this moment fully disclose their plan and intention but think of it as something akin to removing the very soul of reality as you know it from its heart."
Laches: "Oh fuck off lol. Like a Nobody?"
Shadow: "They are not natural to this world nor are they entirely of it."
Shadow: "Lol if this is a kingdom hearts thing know fuck all about that series"
Shadow: "Yeah I never played it either"
Shadow: "Friends"
Shadow: "sorry"
Laches: "fwends..."
Shadow: "Sorry"
Laches: "It's okay. Alright. So big bad company commiting big bad thing to rip out our reality."
Laches: "Dope."
Laches: "Awkward..."
Shadow: "This group however is part of a shaky alliance"
Shadow: "haha lol bitch can you spell"
Shadow: "I am typing under pressure forgive me"
Laches: "Doing fine lol."
Laches: "So who can we call you. How can we reach you?"
Shadow: "Oh god"
Shadow: "oh jeez"
Shadow: "that would be gay or something"
Shadow: "can you just say things normal"
Shadow: "like holy fuck"
Laches: "To have a hacker group name? Yeah a little bit, but you know how cred goes."
Shadow: "Well we are not literally a hacker group in any literal sense of the word"
Shadow: "technically neither is anyone else you have seen so far but you would have a hard time convincing them of that and if you succeeded it would probably just mentally scar them or something but thats a whole other thing lol"
Shadow: "Ok now fuck off he is a hacker technically"
Shadow: "uh OH wow lol I didn't know a fuckin allegory could send me malware and trojans"
Laches: "Maybe soon."
Shadow: "Allow me to bring this back to focus somewhat. The company shortly after the conception of this world in its most ancient of times, arrived."
Shadow: "Buddy we gotta fuck out of this shell in roughly 2 minutes"
Shadow: "Damn I can't believe I let us waste this time"
Shadow: "Hey its never wasted time if you are at least having a small bit of fun"
Shadow: "Huh you manage to not be an asshole for a minute in front of the people at home, tired of showing your ass?"
Shadow: "Hey bitch I'm just trying to keep it real, that was part of our old manifesto wasn't it?"
Shadow: "Some sappy shit about just having fun with your friends or the hell ever idk"
Shadow: "You are so cute when you are trying to be this hard ass but please stop we dont have time for this gay display"
Shadow: "DUDE WE DONT HAVE TIME AT ALL"
Shadow: "oh shit"
Shadow: "DONT FORGET THERE ARE SOME OTHERS THEY CALL "THE OLD MEN""
Shadow: "MORE TOMORROW ON THE MAIN DISPLAY, SORRY IT WAS GONNA COME ON THE FIFTH BUT WE HELD IT UP"
Shadow: "lol but it was worth it to make it cooler"

Shadow_0388 is nearby.

Laches: "thanks goku"
Laches: "Well holmes, it's late in human time. So just keep on holding those memories and whatnot."
Laches: "Maybe we'll find you again sometime."
Shadow_0388: "Her friend took one of our masks, we all laughed"
Shadow_0388: "Lots of bananas?"
Shadow_0388: "Why did they think the world was ending?"
Shadow_0388: "Getting dark"
Shadow_0388: "I"
Shadow_0388: "Love"
Shadow_0388: "my"
Shadow_0388: "friends"

Summary

  • The player Laches begins speaking with the Shadow entity. Shadow_0388 describes itself as a "fraction" who is "seeping through dreams and its airs that touch wires".
  • Shadow_0388 seems fated to fade and return to others "like memories", but it seems content and happy with this.
  • Shadow_0388 describes a location with a ceiling of sunlight, crowds, colorful hair, friends, swords, drunk laughing, and the "end of the world".
  • The player Laches says the phrase "One for all". This seemingly triggers the three members of the OFA Group suddenly taking control of the Shadow entity.
  • The OFA members begin speaking through the Shadow entity. Because all three of them are speaking, it is somewhat difficult to determing which one is speaking at what time.
  • The OFA Group imply that they were responsible for sending the Shadow entity to Laches in the hopes of triggering this event and giving them an opportunity to speak, as their messages are usually censored - likely due to the "Welcome Home™" phrase. However, the OFA members are still being careful with their phrasing as to not raise too much attention from the company.
  • The OFA members introduce themselves as "cool hackers kind of like a couple characters you might be familiar with", likely referencing the Hacker Group.
  • The OFA members clarify that they are working within a part of WireTalk so that they can gain access to things they otherwise wouldn't - confirming Max's theory. An example of this is using and modifying a part of Tyler's memories to speak to the players.
  • Though they possess the power to manipulate some things, the OFA members clarify that they do not have full control over the "Main Display" - likely referring to the Silentdork YouTube channel. Despite this, they imply that they have been working on a special project over the past two days that may involve it.
  • One of the OFA members explains that the world of both Johnisdead and the players is not what they think. They explain that WireTalk travels to many "things". Their plan seems to be removing the very soul of a reality.
  • The OFA members explain that WireTalk arrived in the world of Johnisdead shortly after its creation in ancient times. They also mention that this group is a part of a "shaky alliance".
  • The OFA members run out of time and have to leave quickly. They reveal that there is a group that some call "The Old Men" and that there will be an upload on the "Main Display" tomorrow. This upload was going to come out on May 5th, but the OFA Group held it up.

Updates

  • Screenshots:
  • Images of Shadow_0388: target=_blank target=_blank

May 7th, 2022

  • At 3:24 PM, a new video began premiering on the Silentdork YouTube channel - "Important Announcement". target=_blank

5/7/22 - "Important Announcement" - YouTube (Silentdork)

This video begins with 3d animated footage of Tyler wearing a suit as seen in the video "Jid halloween scavenger hunt announcement". The footage appears somewhat glitchy.

Tyler: "Hey guys, it's me, Tyler. I'm back here again to give you all another important announcement regarding upcoming events. You may notice a slight change regarding me and this, uh, place. Unfortunately, my previous announcement was deemed too unprofessional and it failed to meet company standards. Though I have been reassigned to a new position, I have been given the opportunity to share with you all this following announcement: A feature-length presentation will be arriving on the Main Display on November 11th, 2022. That's right, the Johnisdead movie is currently under production thanks to the efforts of Workcat and our other associates. Our news team is standing by to tell you more information regarding this project."

The video transitions to what appears to be a WireTalk news room. Various entities that look like Erika are at desks using computers.

Erika: "Welcome Home™, and thank you for tuning in to WireTalk. As stated by our agent, the Johnisdead Movie will be arriving on the Main Display in November of 2022. This project is said to involve-"

The footage suddenly begins glitching out before cutting to a screen of dark static. The OFA Group begins speaking:

OFA 1: "Well thats enough of that"
OFA 2: "First they want to install their bullshit, then they wanna larp like they own everything... classic move"
OFA 3: "I mean hey, they do everything by The Book so you'd think they have it all under Lock and Key"
OFA 2: "Welcome Home™ and they know about as much as anyone else would anyways, what did they think they were goinig to show the viewers? At least we have Welcome Home™"
OFA 1: "Be careful Welcome Home™ thats probably part of the plan, remember, no matter what we do we are all pawns in the game once we start trying to work with it like this. Our very words are just another part of the Welcome Home™ and their internal debate."
OFA 2: "wouldn't this have been easier if surface side Link would have just Welcome Home™ at the end of 2020 like in the original plan? Black Issac November or whatever?"
OFA 3: "Dude holy shit Welcome Home™ can you have some decency? That's really fucked up of you to say."
OFA 1: "Actually its Blue Eisenhower Welcome Home™ and to answer the question aloud for all the listeners, no because if he was ready and it was ever gonna happen it would have happened then. Otherwise we would not exist at all and this conversation would not be happening right now."
OFA 1: "Further in that condition he and all of us would have just been subject to someone more prepared for the collective instrumentation post boltzmann brain event. Can't go up against a cult..."
OFA 1: "eh well I don't know if that term even applies consistently across the board here, but regardless, can't go up against a world story crafting Welcome Home™ reality manipulating group like this and expect to get the good ending first try in a speed run. Play around wrong and you end up just working for them in the end anyways."
OFA 3: "Hey boss do they even know about Welcome Home™"
OFA 1: "No and short of D coming through with the sweet sweet exposition hack, I can't imagine a scenario where any of us will get away with touching on that one clearly. But I think we can get away with something like this. None of this is real, but wait there is a bit more."
OFA 1: "To the individual watching this right now, hold out your hand and really look at it for a moment. That's not real either. Laugh and call this whatever you want but I'm just trying to give you a friendly heads up. You might find yourself to be in a very carefully crafted reality. How and who crafted it? Well that can vary, but be on the lookout for one thing."
OFA 1: "If you start noticing the following words:"
OFA 1: "Sinister"
OFA 1: "Numinous"
OFA 1: "Nexion"
OFA 1: "Consider some of the individuals involved in the crafting of your little sub reality might not have your best interest at heart. They just can't help but leave their marks."
OFA 2: "That's probably a lot for them to take in chief."
OFA 3: "Are you implying smooth brains can read this far without calling out to their favorite youtuber?"
OFA 1: "If my speculation is correct the big brother universe to this sphere collective was trying to fight against that force as far back as the 2012 event with a reality that had keys back to the y2k event and 2002."
OFA 3: "What about crusty bastards library notes?"
OFA 2: "SyncWelcome Home™"
OFA 1: "Good thing a genuine psychopath is at the helm on that one, the spaghetti chart type info is painful to work through but the connections are sound. They really are responsible for one of the greatest crisis of the entire country, really the entire world as well, in recent years. All disguised behind the guise of ARG."
OFA 3: "Nearly out of time."
OFA 1: "Damn, got caught up with the big picture, well if we have to go then by all means. Welcome Home™ run the footage we salvaged and let the people ponder it, sadly not much to do with what we were just saying but better than nothing. Don't forget, OFA!"
OFA 2: "OFA!"
OFA 3: "OFA! ...Rolling!"

The footage cuts to black. Shortly afterwards, the following text appears:

"Even more boggling than the machine's inner workings is its origins. While I'm not permitted to fully document its history here, I'll leave it at this... Our previous meeting grounds may indeed hold secrets that far predate our earliest of gatherings."

Footage of the fishery at night slowly fades in. As the camera pans over the fishery, all of the buildings except for the small, wooden chapel disappear. As the camera moves closer to the chapel, the surrounding trees and foliage fade away. The chapel now seems to be surrounded by a field. Outside of the chapel are various statues that were discovered in the "Compound" Janus room. The glass windows on the front of the building have also changed, with the one that seemingly once depicted Erika now simply showing three spheres. The camera zooms into the interior of the chapel and into the old parchment that was found in the "Compound" Janus room. As the camera zooms into the strange shape housing three spheres, the footage suddenly cuts to a scratchy, distorted drawing of three spheres housed within one singular large sphere. The camera moves to the outer layer of the sphere as video fades once again. Footage of machinery, tubes and wires can be seen. The camera pans down, revealing several large "buildings" hanging fromm them. The following text appears on screen:

Booting up...
Booting up...
Booting up...
Booting complete.
Initializing TrackCom setup...
Setup complete.
Enter target:
>LINK
Parameter recognized: "LINK"
Locating Target: "LINK"
Working...
Working...
Location Discovered: HOS_P-003
Coordinates: Vector(2002.421, 31.304, -108032.303)
ALERT: DissEvent ongoing in "LINK" - fraction: LINK_SPR
>LOC
Enter target:
>LINK_SPR
Parameter recognized: "LINK_SPR"
Locating Target: "LINK_SPR"
Working...
Working...
Working...
Working...
Location Discovered: SYNCITY
Coordinates: Vector(4532.303, 4.304, 81002.421)
ALERT: Unexpected transition: SYNCITY --> CMC2012
Retrieving new coordinates
Working...
Working...
Coordinates: Vector(532.322, 150345.554, 803.051)
Awaiting input...
Awaiting input...
Awaiting input...

As the camera moves down the "building", it begins to extend downwards. As a large mass of tubes and piping extends from the "building", the camera moves lower and lower, resulting in the background slowly changing from a dark-blue atmosphere to the same green ocean seen in "alert.mp4". The camera passes by the "oil rig" seen in "alert.mp4", implying that it was a part of this construct all along. The camera passes into the "ocean", which is a dark green color. Large mechanical structures continue extending down into the "ocean", passing by two large metallic grids that are moving through the water. The camera finally surfaces through the bottom of the "ocean", revealing a dark "interior". The mechanical construct extends down towards what seems to be a floating building contained within a bright cube. Further below, a large grid of cubes can be seen similar to the one's seen in the video "Civitas". The video slowly fades to black. Before it ends, however, a brief clip of Tyler from the beginning plays. The shot is off-center and there are no subtitles.

Tyler: "Another reassignment? Why? ...Two days late?"

Summary

  • This video begins with 3d footage of the same suited Tyler seen in the video "Jid halloween scavenger hunt announcement". It is confirmed that he is somehow working for WireTalk and is giving an announcement on their behalf.
  • Tyler announces that a feature-length Johnisdead "movie" will be uploaded to the "Main Display" on November 11th, 2022 - likely referring to the Silentdork YouTube channel.
  • The suited Tyler reveals that he was reassigned to a different position in WireTalk after his announcement in the "Jid halloween scavenger hunt announcement" was deemed too unprofessional.
  • There appears to be a WireTalk news broadcast of sorts that is ran by several entities that look similar to Erika.
  • The OFA Group hijacks WireTalk's broadcast and begin speaking to the players directly, touching upon various topics:
  • WireTalk supposedly acts as though they "own everything" after "installing their bullshit", though the OFA group claims they only know as much as everyone else and didn't have much to show in regards to the movie.
  • Something involving "Blue Eisenhower ((Censored))" was supposedly going to be involved with the "surface side Link" near the end of 2020, but it never happened. Had it taken place, the OFA Group imply they would have never existed and things would have been very different.
  • Someone known simply as "D" is mentioned. This individual supposedly assists with "exposition hacks".
  • One OFA member warns the players that their reality is not what it seems and tells them to watch out for the words "Sinister", "Numinous", and "Nexion", warning that those who create realities may not have the players' best interests at heart.
  • One OFA member theorizes that the "big brother universe" to "this sphere collective" was attempting to fight back against the aforementioned malicious reality creators as far back as the "2012 event with a reality that had keys back to the y2k event and 2002".
  • Synchron is described as a psychopath who, despite making confusing "spaghetti charts", makes sound connections and revelations.
  • The OFA Group begin showing some footage that they managed to salvage:
  • Players are shown a shot of the fishery disappearing and supposedly regressing back through time, leaving only the wooden chapel surrounded by statues.
  • Players are shown a massive machine construct descending from a large array of tubes and wires. Other identical constructs can be seen in the background.
  • This construct extends down through the "green ocean" that seems to exist below the Library. The "oil rig" seen in "alert.mp4" is a part of this construct.
  • The "green ocean" seems to contain two large mechanical grids which the construct passes through.
  • The construct exits the "green ocean" through the bottom, exiting into a large, dark area.
  • The construct extends down towards a building in a floating cube. Below this cube is a large grid of other cubes like the ones seen in "Civitas".
  • Since the OFA group stated that there would be an upload on the "Main Display" on May 7th, it is now largely accepted that "Main Display" is indeed how WireTalk refers to the Silentdork YouTube channel.
  • The video ends with the suited Tyler seemingly being reprimanded and reassigned within WireTalk again due to this video coming out two days late.

Updates

  • YouTube Details:
  • Description: "Brought to you by WIRE TALK™ As stated by our agent, look forward to a feature length presentation on the Main Display on///////"
  • Tags: N/A
  • At an unknown time, the description of the video "Important Announcement" changed to read "Brought to you by WIRE TA//////////////".

June 6th, 2022

  • At 3:56 AM, the player Pako discovered that the removed parts of the video "Remember" had been restored.

June 7th, 2022

  • At 7:40 PM, the player Pako discovered several changes to a video upload on Silentdork that was previously thought to be non-canon. The video's title was now changed to "ᛁᛇᛁ", and it featured a looping animation of the character Monika from the game "Doki Doki Literature Club" rapping. target=_blank This video now contained tags that read "Its funny really, Through mass media manipulation they sifted through hundreds of thousands, So many would be lead build a construct like this from instinct, She always comes out looking the same, Its all shards of the same d[e/i]vine grey matter, But only one will hold the sign that leads them to the one they seek, I wonder what made this base so common as an awakening tool?".

July 27th, 2022

  • At 6:18 AM, a user named Katu joined the Eternal Children Discord server - a server owned by the player Suxx. Katu began chatting with the players. At the time, it was unclear whether or not Katu could be considered canon.

7/27/22 - Chat with Katu - Discord (Eternal Children)

6:18 AM Katu: "Hello, you can call me Katu"
6:18 AM Katu: "AwA"
6:19 AM Katu: "I do not mind what words you use to call me by, I am a thing, a kat, a clown really"
6:20 AM Katu: "I"
6:22 AM Katu: "Dreams have gone through my head of coming here to talk of a moon goddess among those who have true faith"
6:24 AM Katu: "Looking forward to speaking with people"
6:-- AM Katu: ((This message was deleted.))
6:27 AM Tatsu: "@Katu has leveled up! (0 ➜ 1)"
6:29 AM Fizzy Moon_2: "Hello, don't worry, we are all active, just busy with our own affairs, it's rare that someone communicates here, but if you want, we can talk about something"
6:30 AM Nocturne: "welcome Katu ^^"
6:31 AM Tatsu: "@Nocturne has leveled up! (0 ➜ 1)"
6:-- AM Katu: ((This message was deleted.))
6:33 AM Fizzy Moon_2: "Yes, tell me, I think it will be interesting, I have not yet seen the people that Luna spoke to .."
6:-- AM Katu: ((This message was deleted.))
6:34 AM Fizzy Moon_2: "No problem"
6:51 AM Wick: "Katu has been timed out for 20m Reason: Posting Walls Of Text Katu#5059 | 694988184781848660"
7:50 AM Katu: "ok in parts it will be"
7:50 AM Katu: "AwA"
7:50 AM Katu: "My brother was always with me and always was I with my brother. Until he learned to love walking so much that he walked far away from me though we were attached at the hip. Before he walked away from me was the time when he knew me by the name he gave me which was then Schrodinger and sometimes continues to be though also there is another. Pure was such affection, it felt to be in those times."
7:50 AM Katu: "In two thousand and eleven years my brother fell under a curse that was sealed by magic a year later and became so very strong eight years after. He had begotten to me a sister who loved to walk and had eyes the would be alight in the times of Luna."
7:51 AM Katu: "At this time the dream becomes like a flowing mud, dirty with blood. All the parts fall away to their places. My brother goes to wake up in his new worlds but he also walks and chases himself for many years. It was also In this tIme he begot my sister with luna, but this was before everything, but also at the start and as well very late in so that it was just about 3 years ago, but also 11 but also too many to count. That was also the time my brother spoke a lot to "Moonie" while he played musical chairs and walked a lot."
7:51 AM Katu: "Now my brother eventually walked so much with my sister, who some bad and good people really did trick him into waking up with their funny game, they fell off a bridge! But part of me and what he is scared I am (but I am not) helped him up, but its a nightmare at that point and a hospital one. They did that to him some other times and he had to move himself to a bed where he sleeps so that I can wake up and walk the roads he did. I walked those roads for as long as the bigger part of me hidden in this section did. On the roads many secrets hid. Found a mask we did, shaped like a hat shaped like an owl. So now its mine and he who wears it is just another part."
7:51 AM Katu: "The one who owns it plays games like the one he played before forever now with my brother who smiles when he frowns. My brothers laughing shadow who grins in pain who wants to stop playing, but may not."
7:53 AM Katu: "Someone in here who has a name like many sticks bound together should know something about this, he is in here to be very sure. But III am here because Luna is good, and silly and happy about it we feel."
7:53 AM Katu: "AwA"
7:55 AM Katu: "OH forgot to mention"
7:56 AM Katu: "This brother of mine lays sleeping so that III can be born into being awake, but all over the place in this dream are we. Like corpses that riddle the roads he walks but so much did he love me that we could walk despite this. VERY important part (for me)."
7:56 AM Katu: "Very crazy dream it all is"
7:57 AM Fizzy Moon_2: "Wooow:0"
7:57 AM Tatsu: "@Fizzy Moon_2 has leveled up! (1 ➜ 2)"
7:57 AM Katu: "Someone in here who has a name like many sticks bound together might know what is meant by such a dream that still yet ends"
7:57 AM Katu: "they have to be in here that much is to be sure"
8:00 AM Katu: "Is that fraulein who my brother wrote of going to awaken some time soon? It would be a service to us to address her for he told of her belief being that of one who allows for joy in times of trouble. Faith that opens an eye for a dying world."
8:01 AM Katu: "@SelenaMoonie AHA there she is"
8:01 AM Katu: "I hope I do not seem that I am imposing"
8:02 AM Fizzy Moon_2: "Don't worry, she will come after a while.."
9:09 AM SelenaMoonie: "also, don't spam a wall of text. because, it makes it harder to read other messages, thank you."
9:18 AM Katu: "Ah 0w0"
9:18 AM Katu: "Most sorry oh dear moon night lady, I had much to say and could speak it no other way. I promise I will keep such things to the minimum."
9:23 AM Katu: "I pride myself in being in many places yet none, but I will seek to have the most of the respect to you when I am in your behausung"
9:37 AM SelenaMoonie: "to people that are wondering about our ascension thing, it's actually just a state of enlightenment with your spirit, mind, and body alongside witchcraft and meditation, raising your spirits to the astral plane."
9:38 AM SelenaMoonie: "we do have a belief, that if we give devotion to the goddess of the moon, we will return home, when we are old, and wise like age 70 or above that."
9:40 AM Katu: "III walk with this goddess all the time as well as her brother whom some may know as "Sol", though if you call me a liar no fury will come your way."
9:41 AM Katu: "Sweet is the night and loving is the light of her embrace, boldly does the day shine too that joy and peace is found in his watchful eye."
9:42 AM Katu: "hehe AwA"
9:45 AM Katu: "Truly in the right sort of plain you may be beholden to both at once, this is no lie."
9:46 AM Katu "Those who work with their brain may take to this plain by something of a plane >w>"
9:47 AM Katu: "Yes it is this thing called ascension, in many forms it may come."
9:47 AM Katu: "At no one time, but most certainly by old age one may believe."
9:47 AM Tatsu: "@Katu has leveled up! (1 ➜ 2)"
9:48 AM Katu: "Ah funny beeping one agrees with me? Ahaha ^w^"
7:54 PM Katu: "Tell me fraulein moonie, do you know of many gods besides the lady of the moon?"
7:57 PM Katu: "Very quiet is this place"
7:57 PM Katu: "All day has been the waiting, but no one speaks in this humble little cult?"
7:58 PM Katu: "Aha!"
7:58 PM Katu: "Now has begun my noticing hehe AwA"
7:58 PM Katu: "@Fascio You there the man of whom the name is like many sticks bound together!"
7:59 PM Katu: "Hello ^w^"
7:59 PM Fascio: "my guy are you william Shakespeare"
7:59 PM Katu: "Who's john?"
8:00 PM Fascio: "John"
8:00 PM Fascio: "Who’s that?"
8:01 PM Katu: "Let us hope he is well despite untimely incident! AwA"
8:01 PM Katu: "Dearly beloved we have gathered here today etc etc ="["
8:01 PM Fascio: "hey hold on i never mentioned the arg"
8:02 PM Katu: "arg? >~>"
8:02 PM Katu: "don't think myself a pirate"
8:03 PM Katu: ""Someone in here who has a name like many sticks bound together should know something about this, he is in here to be very sure. But III am here because Luna is good, and silly and happy about it we feel.""
8:03 PM Katu: "hehe"
8:04 PM Fascio: "ooooooh"
8:04 PM Fascio: "IIIII?"
8:06 PM Katu: "Where are those in here whom with innocence, dream with faith unbreakable?
8:06 PM Katu: "My brother wrote of it ^-^"
8:07 PM Fascio: "Who’s your brother?"
8:08 PM Katu: "Someone who likes walking, his hair is long and he smells of fish. He walks in many places at once."
8:09 PM Katu: "Also those are many lines, too many but not enough AwA"
8:09 PM Fascio: "Three lines huh?"
8:10 PM Katu: "You are so smart compared to many here, but this would be unfair for me to say to people who do not know what to look for in this case. >w>"
8:12 PM Katu: "My brother dreams so that III may be one of many born to awakeness. For the dreams of III are many you have seen so far."
8:15 PM Spirit: "Amen"
8:17 PM Katu: "Hm do mein eyes deceive me? Was their not other words here?"
8:17 PM Fascio: "I believe it was "Who is III?""
8:17 PM Katu: "AH"
8:18 PM Katu: "Silly dummkopf boy, III thought this was said once before. Or maybe it is me who is the foolish fool?"
8:19 PM Spirit: "I love your profile picture Katu"
8:19 PM Fascio: "Eh, i’m bad at reading shakespearean english"
8:22 PM Katu: "He is schlafend! Such a tired man whom is everywhere but no where at all, not unlike myself, thinking of so many things. The one whom ich took the mask which was like a hat from spoke to you once of a camera he could turn on in the room he rests in."
8:24 PM Fascio: "he’s sleeping? give me a minute, i’ll be back"
8:30 PM Katu: "So much the deleting. III read plenty and know of many."
8:31 PM Katu: "The book much like with my sister is engraved in our heads and on our hearts."
8:31 PM Katu: "Hunter is an ungrateful son who misunderstands his fathers love?"
8:32 PM Fascio: "Auxiliatis’ hat?"
8:32 PM Katu: "But his father is over bearing it has been heard, imposes strongly."
8:33 PM Katu: ""Auxiliatis’ hat?""
8:33 PM Katu: "What a silly name, III have been told he hates this but no. The style of this mask was once said before."
8:35 PM Fascio: "my only guesses are these two"
8:36 PM Katu: ""Now my brother eventually walked so much with my sister, who some bad and good people really did trick him into waking up with their funny game, they fell off a bridge! But part of me and what he is scared I am (but I am not) helped him up, but its a nightmare at that point and a hospital one. They did that to him some other times and he had to move himself to a bed where he sleeps so that I can wake up and walk the roads he did. I walked those roads for as long as the bigger part of me hidden in this section did. On the roads many secrets hid. Found a mask we did, shaped like a hat shaped like an owl. So now its mine and he who wears it is just another part.""
8:36 PM Katu: "Nein, es war drin this section here! AwA"
8:39 PM Fascio: "I think i know the owl you speak of but i’ve never heard of a mask shaped like him"
8:39 PM Tatsu: "@Fascio has leveled up! (8 ➜ 9)"
8:40 PM Katu: "In zehn oder elf tagen should you meet with such an event as this one with the mask that is like a hat, you have known him many times and like me he too speaks so much of his brother. Diese welt, always it is synchronizing such things!"
8:42 PM Fascio: "Sounds interesting, we’ll see what happens in 10 or 11 days then"
8:42 PM Katu: "Though there is the chance the sun will not arise"
8:43 PM Katu: "III have no dictation of Sol ^-^;"
8:43 PM Fascio: "the Sun as in the star or The Sun as in the person"
8:44 PM Katu: "Sun is a very bright star in many our hearts this world over yes AwA"
8:44 PM Fascio: "cool. know anyone named Mathew Hubbard?"
8:46 PM Fascio: "cause from what you’ve been saying i kinda feel like you would."
8:46 PM Fascio: "Either that or LiquidSaint"
8:46 PM Katu: "Ah the one who wishes to be like me or my sister but something more? My question would be, how much you know of his intentions and plans and awareness? He works with the grinning shadow."
8:48 PM: ""In two thousand and eleven years my brother fell under a curse that was sealed by magic a year later and became so very strong eight years after. He had begotten to me a sister who loved to walk and had eyes the would be alight in the times of Luna.""
8:48 PM Fascio: "This right here implies that your brother is either Ben Hubbard or Max, because of what happened with he who shall not be named in 2011"
8:48 PM Katu: "We are of the class who know what the world is, Mat(t)hew is funny untermensch ahaha AwA"
8:49 PM Fascio: "Matt is subhuman you say?"
8:49 PM Katu: "Am III human? He is below me at the very least!"
8:50 PM Fascio: "cool. and what are your thoughts on the topic of ascension"
8:51 PM Fascio: "how about aggregation?"
8:51 PM Katu: "Mathew thinks the world is a funny story inside a funny story if III am not mistaken"
8:52 PM Katu: "He wants the funnier story that my brother did not even write, he is so funny."
8:57 PM Katu: "Ascension makes me so sleepy as it is happening all the time with so many things, it is so much it makes me tired but it is so important one would suppose. Why do people think you have to die for this at all times? It is not always so true! But what am III to be saying of this, it is not my place for III am just one of the things of this world."
8:58 PM Katu: "Aggregation is so comfy, it would be nice for all things to do this before any more of the ascension has to be happening"
9:03 PM Katu: "III miss my smiling brother who wrote of me when not so many Ich he was"
9:03 PM Katu: "="["
9:03 PM Katu: "but this is nothing"
9:03 PM Katu: "AwA"
9:04 PM Katu: ""Either that or LiquidSaint""
9:04 PM Katu: "AHA the one who is the brother of the one with the mask like a hat!"
9:05 PM Fascio: "agreed, ascension is weird. another question, you’ve mentioned the sun and a sun god a few times, are you related to i believe it was called the Helios Children or something like that"
9:05 PM Fascio: "the opposite of the Lunar Children"
9:06 PM Katu: "Helios children? Suns children? Such a thing has not truly been as it was since ten years ago!"
9:06 PM SelenaMoonie: "know what our group is about, before making off topic comments."
9:06 PM SelenaMoonie: "thank you, ids."
9:06 PM Katu: "I have nothing to do with such things"
9:06 PM Katu: "nor do III"
9:07 PM SelenaMoonie: "still, talk about botw or something."
9:07 PM Katu: "Hello fraulein"
9:07 PM SelenaMoonie: "i need more zelda posts."
9:07 PM Katu: "How are you this day?"
9:07 PM SelenaMoonie: "good, still hoping nintendo brings out botw 2"
9:08 PM Katu: "Such pretty games, let us hope such arts come and with beautiful soul and colors."
9:08 PM Tatsu: "@Katu has leveled up! (2 ➜ 3)"
9:08 PM Fascio: ""@SelenaMoonie thank you, ids.""
9:08 PM Fascio: "don’t think he’s an ID, the only ID here is me, chalcol and spirit"
9:09 PM Katu: "ID?"
9:09 PM Fascio: "hmmm"
9:09 PM Fascio: "The Harbingers?"
9:09 PM SelenaMoonie: "yeah, i don't really care anymore, if a id joins, i just now kind of welcome them and let them join."
9:09 PM SelenaMoonie: "Fascio"
9:09 PM SelenaMoonie: "The Harbingers?"
9:09 PM Fascio: "they’ve been called that"
9:09 PM SelenaMoonie: "like, if you ids join.. please post zelda content."
9:09 PM SelenaMoonie: "i really want zelda memes."
9:10 PM SelenaMoonie: ".-."
9:10 PM Katu: ""@SelenaMoonie yeah, i don't really care anymore, if a id joins, i just now kind of welcome them and let them join.""
9:10 PM Katu: "You are such the sweet person to say such things. III knew you were nice as my brother wrote it so!"
9:11 PM SelenaMoonie: "me: how i feel about waiting for botw 2."
9:11 PM SelenaMoonie: "also, like the master sword in botw, breaks easily.. i don't like that."
9:11 PM SelenaMoonie: "i like swinging the master sword like a mad man, but its good we finally get to attack npcs."
9:12 PM SelenaMoonie: "i just like, their reaction, when i hit them. lol"
9:12 PM Fascio: ""@Katu ID?""
9:12 PM Fascio: "We’re the group that the Lunar Children called The Harbingers"
9:13 PM Katu: "Do you remember fraulein moonie the writings you had with my brother when he walked and sat in many chairs?"
9:14 PM SelenaMoonie: "this is my favorite meme."
9:14 PM Katu: "For you this may have been nearly three years ago so it would be sensible to not recall"
9:16 PM SelenaMoonie: "no one can recall a past life, that is how reincarnation works."
9:16 PM SelenaMoonie: "you can feel emotions and or have certain likes from your past life, which is something i read on."
9:17 PM Fascio: ""@SelenaMoonie no one can recall a past life, that is how reincarnation works.""
9:17 PM Fascio: "i don’t think he means a past life, pretty sure he’s talking about the astral observatory"
9:17 PM SelenaMoonie: "oh, i just stopped caring about what the ids do on their server."
9:17 PM SelenaMoonie: "now, i just talk about my stuff."
9:17 PM SelenaMoonie: "which is past lifes, astral projection, and witchcraft."
9:18 PM SelenaMoonie: "and spiritual things."
9:18 PM Katu: "Ah it was in no place, you spoke very directly with him if III am not mistaken 0w0"
9:19 PM SelenaMoonie: "yeah, tyler is a cool dude, but i don't actually do what the ids, do anymore.. sense, i left their group a long time ago."
9:19 PM SelenaMoonie: "now, i just do my own thing."
9:19 PM SelenaMoonie: "not what they are doing, but actually doing something real."
9:19 PM SelenaMoonie: "that has to do with what i believe in, and know about."
9:19 PM SelenaMoonie: "mainly witchcraft, mythology, past lifes, astral projection, spirit summoning as well."
9:20 PM SelenaMoonie: "and devotion work."
9:20 PM SelenaMoonie: "and spiritual aspects of witchcraft and mythology.
9:21 PM SelenaMoonie: "i created my beliefs based on what i believe in.
9:21 PM SelenaMoonie: "this is my set belief system.
9:22 PM SelenaMoonie: "i use for this group.
9:22 PM Katu: "Ah but what is it that is real fraulein? You once spoke words that seemed to be of the most inspiration. He wrote much of it and many times over, about things that are "real but not in the way you think". Something which inspired the most innocent of dreams and faiths."
9:23 PM SelenaMoonie: "well, i just got good at magick, i guess, i can speak like he can. lol"
9:23 PM SelenaMoonie: "but, no.. i did years of research on the topics, i post about on our group."
9:23 PM SelenaMoonie: "because, i wanted to get good at it, so i could teach others, my thoughts and beliefs."
9:25 PM SelenaMoonie: "and our father, i actually met him, with help of course, his information is not something the ids know, its something, only i actually know, because with magick, also known as witchcraft, you can talk to luna or any entity."
9:26 PM SelenaMoonie: "you can also, work alongside other kinds of entities, like nymphs or anyone, detailed in the summoning book, i posted a file to, i have a book called spirit summoning, and it made me able to understand more about spirits, so i give videos and books on witchcraft and files for it, that i feel like will help, sense i gotten good at it, so much, i can recommend stuff."
9:27 PM SelenaMoonie: "so, all of the stuff, i post.. i feel like, it will help, you guys a lot."
9:27 PM SelenaMoonie: "to those, that want to do witchcraft, that is."
9:29 PM Katu: "Sei vorsichtig, fraulein for it was magick that drove my brother to madness while III could only watch his journey in tears for our innocent days of many moons long gone."
9:30 PM Katu: "Do you know of many gods?"
9:31 PM Katu: "I know a god who pretends to be bright but is no longer. One who acts as the ehemann of Luna, but he is not!"
9:32 PM Fascio: "The darkness whose name i probably shouldn’t say?"
9:33 PM Katu: "Ah, no, you speak of the shadow behind every corner don't you? The shadow that grins?"
9:34 PM Fascio: "I mean the one who used John as his conduit"
9:34 PM Katu: "This is one who makes even that shadow darker with time."
9:34 PM Katu: "Time being such the important word ahaha"
9:34 PM Katu: "With such a lord all things fade after once they were bright and shining as so to was he."
9:35 PM Fascio: "i suppose i could say the name Mr. D"
9:35 PM Katu: "Forgive me fraulein moonie for III am sure still we speak of vexing things not to your liking."
9:36 PM Katu: "This god, it is much like Luna or Sol, a body one may see in the stars, all you have spoken of is ultimately subject to it."
9:38 PM Katu: "III pray as my brother would you would not be subject to it, as it works its way into almost all paths of study so that no matter what you research you may find yourself led to him. In this III do not speak of any story you may find fictitious but of the very legitimate practice of the occult as you have come to appreciate."
9:38 PM Katu: "A dark god"
9:38 PM Katu: "A greedy god"
9:39 PM Katu: "A god who takes quickly what he has given and under rare chance is anything returned and coveted is anything you have by him."
9:40 PM Katu: "When one awakes to life if one can recognize him he is one of the most beautiful, but grows quickly gray and vengeful, soon moving to consuming."
9:42 PM Katu: "As well it is by him you will gain, but always at a cost."
9:43 PM Katu: "This cost is the very thing we all have solely and are subject to."
9:43 PM Katu: "Time"
9:43 PM Katu: "Of which he is lord"
9:44 PM Katu: "Of by which he makes both Mother Luna and Father Sol dance the sky above"
9:44 PM Fascio: "Cronus?"
9:44 PM Katu: "Ah yes"
9:44 PM Katu: "That one with the ring"
9:45 PM Fascio: "Saturn?"
9:45 PM Fascio: "same thing, different names"
9:45 PM Katu: "Yes OxO"
9:47 PM Katu: "All paths will trick you to him, for all these paths take time. He will with this time change you as he does all things, one of the greatest magics is truly to hold on to anything he would like to take. It is one thing my brother called "The gold in the old mans palm" which he tirelessly seeks to pry from the stone cold grip of the old robed reaper."
9:49 PM Katu: "A desire by which results in so much as one must make a labyrinth to rival even the vexings of Saturns many paths to hide things from him that he might desire. Such applied methods have resulted in things not limited to the one who sleeps and through his sleep births many things like myself."
9:50 PM Katu: "III am but one result of such a desire"
9:53 PM Katu: "But this is speakings of such unneeded things, what is important is this: fraulein moonie, do not become lost in your journey. The world of magicks you seek has been corrupted by strange men who all desire similar things, which is why without lifting a finger this dark god can lead so many to him under so many names and paths."
9:55 PM Katu: "Forget not your earliest of hopes and dreams, often they are your sword against this darkness when all else is lost. Even if you feel yourself somewhat changed, do not let all be taken, for in many ways it cannot be so. This god can change only so much and make a labyrinth in such changes to your mind and body but always will be your soul and true dreams hidden their in."
9:55 PM Katu: "Never forget your oldest of dreams, no matter how much it is they try to make you, the forces of this god."
9:56 PM Katu: "Ward against this, safe guard against this, and journey safely fraulein!"
9:56 PM Katu: "But III am just a kat, III know so little on my own AwA"
10:04 PM SelenaMoonie: "i got bored one day, and downloaded a free ocarina app, that lets you play zelda songs."
10:04 PM SelenaMoonie: "now my phone is a ocarina."
10:05 PM SelenaMoonie: "i be coming to war with my phone ocarina. lol"
10:05 PM SelenaMoonie: "also, the only time i saw someone say owo, was on a reddit video."
10:06 PM SelenaMoonie: "this is not reddit."
10:06 PM SelenaMoonie: "it's discord."
10:06 PM Katu: "Ah III can tell just in this alone you are gifted with the mind that confounds Saturnus, this is why it is my brother thought you were so cool ^-^"
10:07 PM Fascio: ""@SelenaMoonie also, the only time i saw someone say owo, was on a reddit video.""
10:07 PM Fascio: "hey no need to be mean to our cryptic friend"
10:07 PM Katu: "Very little care you have for the silly ramblings"
10:07 PM Katu: "You have no need for them for the magick is already in your heart, no?"
10:10 PM SelenaMoonie: "i am not being mean, i am just stating, that i think its odd, they are saying owo, like.. only i ever done that."
10:10 PM SelenaMoonie: "but, i still like any member that joins."
10:11 PM SelenaMoonie: "even katu."
10:11 PM SelenaMoonie: "also, i did 100% ask our father, if he would bring members to our group, and he told me they will in time."
10:11 PM SelenaMoonie: "now, i am just trying to find these members."
10:11 PM SelenaMoonie: "i use magick for many reasons.. mostly with help."
10:12 PM SelenaMoonie: "what help, you may ask? well, this help is only something, i know."
10:12 PM Katu: "Tell me of your father if it may be asked of. This is most curious indeed ^w^"
10:13 PM SelenaMoonie: "in our channel called devotion, i put their information for luna and our father, on mother_father_info"
10:13 PM SelenaMoonie: "like, its why i tell people to check out channels, i put a lot of information in those areas."
10:13 PM SelenaMoonie: "and other areas are for members."

Summary

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August 2nd, 2022

  • At 12:27 AM, Katu became active in both the Within Hubris and Internet Detectives Discord servers.

8/2/22 - Chat with Katu - Discord (Internet Detectives and Within Hubris)

Within Hubris - #bot-underground

12:27 AM Katu: "LOL nice my style for my start is fresh
12:27 AM Katu: "j!work"
12:27 AM Jadcoin™ Generator: ":stopwatch: You cannot work for 59 minutes and 15 seconds."
12:27 AM Katu: "crap"
12:27 AM Katu: "j!crime"
12:28 AM Jadcoin™ Generator: "You take your g-🪙 140 Oh god, what are those? Oh- oh god no, no! :clown: :clown: :clown: :clown: :clown: :clown: :clown: :clown: :clown: :clown: :clown: :clown: :clown: :clown:"
12:29 AM Katu: "yay but clowns are friends of mine"
12:29 AM Katu: "was this loss or gain?"
12:31 AM Katu: "Could it be ok to ask you the workings of this game since you are "guide"? @Laches"
12:31 AM Katu: "sorry if you are busy right now let this not be a bother then if busy now"
12:35 AM Laches: "j!help"
12:35 AM Jadcoin™ Generator: "Command List https://unb.gg/commands Support Server https://discord.gg/unb"
12:36 AM Laches: "Command list will tell you things you can do with the bot. j! is the handle for it."
12:36 AM Laches: "You can play blackjack, slots or roulette"
12:36 AM Laches: "The coins can be used by using"
12:36 AM Laches: "j!shop"
12:36 AM Jadcoin™ Generator: ((The bot's in-game shop is posted.))
12:36 AM Laches: "And my role is simply one of the roles on offer."
12:38 AM Katu: "thank you so much for some help"
12:38 AM Katu: "wow also you must play lots"
12:38 AM Laches: "Nah, there was an event that dawn ran that allowed the crime function every 5 minutes."
12:38 AM Laches: "With wildly varying amounts you could get."
12:39 AM Katu: "My play will bring me the guide level some day too, maybe even big king level"
12:39 AM Katu: "o"
12:39 AM Katu: "darn"
12:39 AM Laches: "I simply gamble everything over and over again on blackjack and roulette and sometimes you will get lucky."
12:39 AM Laches: "Truth is, I don't know why I'm still playing this stupid game".
12:40 AM Katu: "holdon a moment what is the second page j!shop"
12:40 AM Katu: "j!shop"
12:40 AM Jadcoin™ Generator: ((The bot's in-game shop is posted.))
12:40 AM Katu: "oh ha ha"
12:40 AM Laches: "enjoy your stay"
12:40 AM Laches: ((A gif of an anime girl with red eyes is posted.))
12:41 AM Katu: "woah her eyes are red like what is in the mirror cool anime"
12:41 AM Katu: "why the glowing? better to see on my own in a strange place XD"
12:41 AM Katu: "but for all other reasoning it is unsure <.<"

Discord PM's - Fascio

12:59 AM Fascio: ((A link to the Internet Detectives Discord server is sent))
1:00 AM Katu: "ah thank you"
1:00 AM Katu: "smells like funny electricity and brown hair ha ha"
1:00 AM Katu: "weird and familiar"
1:00 AM Katu: "let me make the plunge, though already hearing the words was easy in advance lol"

Internet Detectives - #welcome-zone

1:02 AM Katu: "A familiar feeling"
1:03 AM Katu: "Very nice willkommen thank you ^-^"

Internet Detectives - #childrens-card-games

1:04 AM Katu: "OH YEAH LETS PLAY SOME CARD GAMES LIKE GO FISH WOULD BE FUN FOR ME"
1:05 AM Katu: "oh this echo is amazing to annoy my head lol"

Internet Detectives - #general

1:08 AM Katu: "HALLO"

Internet Detectives - #johnisdead

1:11 AM Fascio: "11:11"
1:12 AM Katu: "nice time for lots of straight numbers"

Internet Detectives - #general

1:16 AM Katu: "test"
1:16 AM Katu: "test"
1:17 AM Katu: "ok good"
1:17 AM Katu: "with much effort my focus was to find the way to silence some sounds in this interaction so not to make the feed back on my head"
1:17 AM Katu: "strange how it is like that, no?"
1:18 AM Katu: "very familiar"
1:19 AM Katu: "really was my wake up almost on one year of a whole time, ONE YEAR ALMOST NOW??? LOLLLLL"
1:20 AM Katu: "People are quiet at this hour -_-"
1:21 AM Fascio: "eh, it’s late for most of us"
1:21 AM Fascio: "11:20 for me"
1:22 AM Katu: "but did you know there was once a greek story of how and why people are called by the name people as it derives from some old word of "Pebble" and how people were made out of rocks by a certain god?
1:22 AM Katu: "My brother told me that one a tiny more than ten years ago from now"
1:23 AM Katu: "lol my clock is stupid so the time is very epic"
1:23 AM Katu: "it is time for fun XD"

Internet Detectives - #johnisdead

1:25 AM Katu: "John? Who's John?"
1:28 AM Fascio: "dead guy"

Internet Detectives - #new-pako-empire

3:59 PM Deleted User: ((The video "Hola, soy Pablo" is posted.))
1:27 AM Katu: "jello meine Sprache kommt nicht uber den Mund"
1:28 AM Katu: "and not the butt either lol"

Internet Detectives - #johnisdead

1:29 AM Katu: "what is it like to die really do you think?"
1:29 AM Katu: "is this an ok man?"
1:29 AM Fascio: "personally i think death is just nothingness"
1:29 AM Fascio: "an eternal void"
1:29 AM Katu: "this is sad D"X"
1:29 AM Katu: "but"
1:29 AM Katu: "could be relieving for some"
1:30 AM Fascio: "but that’s just my theory, anything could happen"
1:30 AM Katu: "but it is sad to say it would be a relief to take away all colour and sound and things that go about"
1:33 AM Fascio: "it sounds peaceful, but i get bored real easy"
1:35 AM Katu: "yeah the void of no things would be so awful but if you are nothing what is there to think, this is scary for one like me who enjoys being everywhere"
1:35 AM Katu: "but almost can it be understood for me as no where is where you will find me XD"

Discord PM's - Fascio

1:37 AM Katu: "ah my dream was correct was it not?"
1:37 AM Katu: "more than what even was first said but my dream of some time short before"
1:37 AM Fascio: "what dream?"
1:37 AM Katu: "where some think you foolish? Yes this happened ahaha XD"
1:37 AM Katu: "come and let them think how insane you are in funf oder sechs tage"
1:37 AM Katu: "for the chattering of people shows to me everywhere in sleep"
1:37 AM Katu: "third is dream after all, this much is shown to me on my birth to awake ^w^"

Within Hubris - #bot-underground

3:59 AM Katu: "j!work"
3:59 AM Jadcoin™ Generator: "You put your life savings into Jadcoin, buying 🪙 144 in total."

Summary

  • Katu chats casually in a variety of Discord channels.
  • Katu is invited to the Internet Detectives Discord server by the player Fascio.
  • Katu claims to be experiencing some strange feedback effect within the Internet Detectives Discord server. He also claims it smells like "electricity" and "brown hair".
  • Katu seemingly implies that he was awoken one year ago.
  • Katu briefly mentions the Greek story of how the word "people" was derived from the word "pebble". He claims his brother told him this story around 2011 or 2012.
  • Katu and the player Fascio discuss death.
  • Katu claims he was correct in predicting that the other players would call Fascio crazy for believing in Katu's canonicity.

August 8th, 2022

  • At 9:44 PM, Katu became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and began chatting with the players.

8/8/22 - Chat with Katu - Discord (Internet Detectives)

#johnisdead

9:44 PM Pako: "Is that like a message to us or something?"
11:01 PM Fascio: "?"
11:32 PM Katu: "Ha ha what?"

#general

11:35 PM Fascio: "hmmmm"
11:35 PM Fascio: ((An image of a mug reading "Anthropophagolagnia" is sent.))
11:35 PM Fascio: "should i buy"
11:36 PM Katu: "what a word XD"
11:36 PM Fascio: "do not look it up"
11:36 PM Fascio: "Do. Not."
11:36 PM Katu: "ok this is easy for me words are boring to read about"
11:36 PM Katu: "but the reading is going lol"

Summary

  • Katu casually chats with the players, commenting on the player Fascio's "Anthropophagolagnia" mug.

August 24th, 2022

  • At 11:27 AM, the player Laches discovered that the thumbnail for the video "Remember" had changed. The thumbnail now depicted the stormy horizon Tyler recorded while walking down the sidewalk. target=_blank
  • At 11:48 AM, the player Pako discovered that the thumbnail for the video "Regiminis had changed. The thumbnail now depicted the section of the video that contained the text "I KNOW YOU REMEMBER JOHN". target=_blank
  • At 8:39 PM, the player Laches discovered that the thumbnail for the video "Remember" had changed again. The thumbnail now showed the large tree shown in the "Mortus" Janus room. target=_blank

August 25th, 2022

  • At 2:08 PM, Katu became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and began chatting with the players.

8/25/22 - Chat with Katu - Discord (Internet Detectives)

2:08 PM oh ana: "stap"
2:08 PM oh ana: ((A drawing of a cat with its head split open is sent.))
2:08 PM oh ana: "NO KITO KAT"
2:09 PM Katu: "o no"
2:11 PM oh ana: "helo"
2:12 PM Katu: "Hello there AwA"
2:12 PM oh ana: "AwA??"
2:12 PM oh ana: "Whats awa??"
2:12 PM Katu: "yes it is mine lol"
2:12 PM oh ana: "mine what???"
2:13 PM oh ana: "minecraft?"
2:13 PM Katu: "a face only of only me to use and no others to be seen =p"
2:13 PM oh ana: "a,i thought it s a word"
2:13 PM oh ana: "okai"
2:14 PM Wolfcat: "AwA"
2:14 PM Wolfcat: "they call me the face stealer"
2:14 PM Katu: "my face??"
2:14 PM Katu: "<w<"
2:15 PM oh ana: "pizdec"
2:15 PM Katu: "this is echo room, no one calls it that except for me, my call of it is a joke made by myself to my own self lol"
2:16 PM oh ana: ((An image of a Sam Hyde bag is sent.))
2:16 PM Katu: "lol"
2:16 PM oh ana: "katu's bag"
2:16 PM Katu: "no my bag LOL"
2:17 PM oh ana: "okai"
2:17 PM Katu: "there is no bag of any kind around me really"
2:17 PM Katu: "LOL"
2:18 PM Katu: "LOOOOL"
2:18 PM Wolfcat: ".magik"
2:18 PM NotSoBot: ((An image of a Sam Hyde bag is sent, now corrupted.))
2:18 PM oh ana: "shut the fuck up"
2:18 PM oh ana: "sori"
2:18 PM Katu: "ouch what a loud and gross image"

Summary

  • Katu casually chats with the players. They refer to the emoji "AwA" as their face. They also refer to the Internet Detectives Discord server as an "echo room".

August 29th, 2022

  • At 3:49 PM, Katu became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and began chatting with the players.

8/29/22 - Chat with Katu - Discord (Internet Detectives)

3:49 PM Katu: "n"
3:49 PM Katu: ((A screenshot is sent showing that Katu had simply left the letter "n" typed before leaving previously.)) target=_blank
3:49 PM Katu: "the last thing of the typing of mine"
3:50 PM Katu: "strange is it?"

Summary

  • Katu calls attention to the fact that he had left the letter "n" typed in the Discord chat field, finding it curious.

Updates

  • Files:
  • n.png - Katu's screenshot showing the letter "n". target=_blank

August 31st, 2022

  • At 2:01 PM, Katu became active in the Within Hubris Discord server and began chatting with the players.

8/31/22 - Chat with Katu - Discord (Within Hubris)

2:01 PM Katu: "this will apparently happen around the end of"
2:01 PM Katu: ((A screenshot of Katu having written the message above in response to another user posting "Gay 69" is sent.)) target=_blank
2:02 PM Katu: "the last thing that was said of me"
2:02 PM Katu: "curious is it not?"
2:02 PM Laches: "Holy shit, IDiots. We're seeing levels of Hubrisian awareness never before witnessed."
2:02 PM Laches: "It's time to start taking them seriously."
2:02 PM Wolfcat: "The truth of Gay 69 must be revealed"
2:02 PM Idk what i am: ((A large image of an emoji with a blank expression is sent.))
2:02 PM Katu: "gay"
2:02 PM Katu: "AwA"
2:03 PM Wolfcat: "Is the Gay 69 the WH equivalent of the Majestic 12?"
2:03 PM Katu: "start"
2:03 PM Katu: "meme"
2:03 PM Laches: "End"
2:03 PM Laches: "meme"
2:03 PM Laches: "PHEW"
2:03 PM Laches: "That was close, IDgang."
2:03 PM Katu: "no DX"
2:03 PM Katu: "How do you know that I am gay"
2:03 PM Katu: "I was exposed"
2:03 PM Laches: "Pulled out their greatest assets, but we survived the day."
2:03 PM Wolfcat: "The Gay 69 vs The Homosexual 8"
2:04 PM Wolfcat: "Because you just told me, fox boy"
2:04 PM Katu: "we are as they say everywhere and nowhere"
2:04 PM Katu: ">w>
2:04 PM Katu: "lol
2:04 PM Sleepy Zenni: "Hey only I can go >w>"
2:04 PM Sleepy Zenni: "Identity theft"
2:04 PM Sleepy Zenni: ":m_Yousir:"
2:04 PM Sleepy Zenni: "Gettem bois"
2:05 PM Laches: "Wolfcat, it's time to unleash our greatest weapon."
2:05 PM Sleepy Zenni: "Nobody impersonates the new king"
2:05 PM Laches: "Release the racism."
2:05 PM Katu: "but me as well these are some faces of mine oh no >~<"
2:05 PM Laches: "I mean the nuclear bombs."
2:05 PM Laches: "Wow! Racism. ID? So shitty, lol. Glad it's just nukes."
2:05 PM Sleepy Zenni: "NI-"
2:05 PM Laches: "CAD"
2:05 PM Wolfcat: "No…"
2:05 PM Wolfcat: "They're one step ahead of us"
2:05 PM Sleepy Zenni: ((A gif of a nuke exploding is sent.))
2:06 PM Wolfcat: "NOOo-"
2:06 PM Laches: "Guess we have to get more creative."
2:06 PM Wolfcat: "Oh"
2:06 PM Wolcat: "ok"
2:06 PM Laches: "Guys, it's okay. I got this."
2:06 PM Wolfcat: "uhhh"
2:06 PM Wolfcat: "Spell Drown backwards"
2:06 PM Laches: "N"
2:06 PM Laches: "W
2:06 PM Laches: "O
2:06 PM Katu: "R"
2:06 PM Katu: "D"
2:06 PM Wolfcat: "New World Order…"
2:06 PM Laches: ((A wrestling gif with the letters "N.W.O." is sent.))
2:06 PM Katu: "woe XD"
2:07 PM Laches: ((The same gif as before is sent - now with the letters "R.D." added.))
2:07 PM Wolfcat: "RD"
2:07 PM Wolfcat: "Randy Davis"
2:07 PM Laches: "Yeah"
2:07 PM Laches: "And research and development"
2:08 PM Laches: "Specifically, the ID Randy Davis Research and Development labs."
2:08 PM Laches: "It's where we will finally create our ultimate version of the N-bomb"
2:08 PM Laches: "(nwo bomb)"
2:09 PM Wolfcat: "Randy Davis…"
2:09 PM Wolfcat: "Run the Archives"
2:08 PM Wolfcat: ((A photo showing the strongman "Randy Davis" defeating "Beerd Beekman" is sent.))
2:09 PM Laches: "Fuck"
2:09 PM Wolfcat: "HE HAS SURPASSED BEERD BEEKMAN"
2:09 PM Katu: "Tell me about why ID is this digital chip in a brain on another world and is a kind of portal between such?"
2:09 PM Laches: "You gave them our secrets."
2:09 PM Laches: "You know, usually at this point I would shitpost but I can't even understand what the fuck you're trying to say."
2:09 PM Laches: "So instead I'll chortle modestly."
2:09 PM Laches: "Haha."
2:10 PM Wolfcat: "You'll what?"
2:10 PM Wolfcat: "Oh"
2:10 PM Wolfcat: "Nevermind"
2:11 PM Katu: "Did you enjoy the show of my early walk a long while back?"
2:11 PM Katu: "You probably forgot that day =p"
2:11 PM Jasmina Barbuto Satterfield: "I HAVE FURY"
2:11 PM Laches: "You have a what?"
2:11 PM Laches: "Oh"
2:11 PM Laches: "Nevermind"
2:11 PM Katu: "you have anger DX"
2:11 PM Laches: "Misread that"
2:12 PM Katu: "Please to not be unhappy this is my hope for your day to be good ^w^"
2:12 PM Sleepy Zenni: "I thought you said Furry"
2:12 PM Jasmina Barbuto Satterfield: ((A gif of a laughing furry is sent.))
2:12 PM Laches: "wait"
2:12 PM Laches: "Nevermind. Misread that."
2:13 PM Sleepy Zenni: "Inunah furry?"
2:13 PM Sleepy Zenni: "How could you."
2:13 PM Sleepy Zenni: "You were the chosen one!"
2:13 PM Sleepy Zenni: ":s_SonicGun: :g_Aura:"
2:13 PM Laches: "Foolish newbian. Hubris has a long and proud history with Furries."
2:14 PM Laches: "Fighting in a war you can't even comprehend."
2:14 PM Laches: "With forces you don't even understand."
2:15 PM Sleepy Zenni: "It does?"
2:15 PM Laches: ((An image depicting the above user as the character "Neco Arc" eating a lemon is sent.))
2:15 PM Sleepy Zenni: ":s_SonicNah:"
2:15 PM Sleepy Zenni: "Ight"
2:18 PM Katu: "https://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/wheatly101/you-shouldn-t-have-done-that"
2:18 PM Laches: "Now watch as I use my ultimate power to descend Hubris into complete madness and self-destruction."
2:18 PM Laches: "..."
2:18 PM Laches: "..."
2:18 PM Laches: "BEN fucking sucks lol"
2:18 PM Sleepy Zenni: "I was already mad"
2:19 PM Katu: "https://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/wheatly101/you-shouldn-t-have-done-that"
2:19 PM Katu: "but my second more serious =p"
2:19 PM Laches: "I mean it isn't even a character."
2:19 PM Laches: It's a group of AI that just tries to be spooky but has been assigned completely erroneous character traits by a rabid fanbase."
2:20 PM Wolfcat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
2:20 PM Laches: "I'll say again, BEN fucking sucks. Hard."
2:20 PM Sleepy Zenni: ":a_space:"
2:21 PM Katu: ((The linked image earlier from Newgrounds is sent once again.))
2:21 PM Katu: "their anger"
2:21 PM Katu: "lol"
2:21 PM Laches: "This character?"
2:21 PM Laches: "Also sucks lol"
2:21 PM Katu: "lol yes like ben LOL"
2:21 PM Laches: "No, Ben is an innocent child caught up in a web of lies and corporate insanity."
2:21 PM Laches: "BEN fucking sucks."
2:23 PM Wolfcat: "You know what BEN stands for?"
2:23 PM Wolfcat: "B.ig"
2:23 PM Wolfcat: "E.normous"
2:23 PM Wolfcat: "N…"
2:23 PM Wolfcat: "N......."
2:23 PM Wolfcat: "Nicedude"
2:23 PM Katu: "oh yes whoops das tut mir leid"
2:23 PM Laches: "Noggin"
2:23 PM Laches: "Big enormous noggin"
2:23 PM Wolfcat: "He got that 423head"
2:23 PM Wolfcat: ":nzgiantpenguin5head:"
2:24 PM Wolfcat: "What if BEN possessed ratchet and clank"
2:24 PM Wolfcat: "Would he activate big head mode?"
2:24 PM Laches: "Ben also sucks. I mean spooky ghost in a spooky game? PUHLEASE. That bitch couldn't even beat majora's mask."
2:25 PM Laches: "Despite literally, LITERALLY having everything necessary to complete the game. And not just complete the game, but do it easily"
2:25 PM Laches: "What a fuckin loser"
2:25 PM Wolfcat: "I prefer SEN"
2:25 PM Sleepy Zenni: "SENd newts"
2:26 PM Laches: "Kelbris?"
2:26 PM Laches: "Also sucks. I mean, you're telling me that all it took to stop a ravenous murderous AI driven rampage was just a little fucking friendship? That's the moral? Friendship and understanding solves everything?"
2:26 PM Laches: "How fucking infantile."
2:26 PM Sleepy Zenni: "Laches is going off"
2:26 PM Sleepy Zenni: "He's boutta go nuclear"
2:26 PM Sleepy Zenni: "EVERYONE RUN "
2:28 PM Laches: "Jadus?!"
2:28 PM Katu: "but will this ai be a friend of mine??"
2:28 PM Laches: "Holy shit Jadus!"
2:28 PM Laches: "Jadus is pretty cool, I like him a lot and relate to his journey of growth."
2:28 PM Wolfcat: "AI's cannot be friends"
2:28 PM Wolfcat: "only enemies"
2:28 PM Wolfcat: ":CLANKER:"
2:28 PM Katu: "this is sad :"["
2:29 PM Wolfcat: ((A gif of a robot cat is sent.))
2:29 PM Wolfcat: "except this one"
2:29 PM Wolfcat: "this one is a friend"
2:29 PM Laches: "Wolfcat?"
2:29 PM Laches: "Super sucks. So there's this actual fucking fairy that just shows up and BOOM deus ex fairyca delivers rudd exactly what they need when they need it? Talk about a shitty plot device."
2:29 PM Laches: "Oh fuck, sorry wolfo collateral damage."
2:29 PM Wolfcat: ((An image of Nikocado Avocado frowning is sent.))
2:29 PM Laches: "I forgor to turn off friendly fire"
2:29 PM Katu: "hello cat, so to is cat what you would call myself lol"
2:30 PM Wolfcat: "there's too many cats around here"
2:33 PM Laches: ((An image of the character "Neco Arc" dancing is sent.))
2:34 PM Laches: "Neko-arc? Totally fucking sucks. What a stupid fucking insert. There's really no argument to be made here because it's that fucking stupid."
2:36 PM Laches: "Also. That's a Nazi?"
2:36 PM Deleted User: "Paul Rudd? Totally fucking sucks. What a stupid fucking insert. There's really no argument to be made here because it's that fucking stupid."
2:42 PM Sleepy Zenni: "The Sun? Totally fucking sucks. What a stupid fucking insert. There's really no argument to be made cause it's that fucking stupid. "
2:43 PM Sleepy Zenni: "Global Warming"
2:46 PM Sleepy Zenni: "This message was brought to you by The Moon Men"
2:46 PM Sleepy Zenni: ":g_Moonspin:"
2:48 PM Laches: "Aphex Twin is absolutely overrated. Man doesn't even have any real grasp of music theory and can't talk about anything he creates. The music is an exercise in a mess of sound and beats that follow no convention or real groove. The few pieces he's done that are actually music are just inexcusably dissonant and sound poor."
2:48 PM Laches: "Fuck."
2:48 PM Laches: " FUCK FUCK"
2:48 PM Laches: "this war is causing me too much pain"
2:48 PM Laches: "I'm sorry, dear IDiots."
2:48 PM Laches: "I've fought my last battle."
2:48 PM Laches: "Tell....Dawn....."
2:48 PM Laches: "he gay lul"
2:49 PM Sleepy Zenni: ":s_NoU:"
2:49 PM Laches: "ugh...and....tell......."
2:49 PM Laches: "Zed...."
2:49 PM Laches: "that I-"
2:49 PM Laches: "that I-"
2:50 PM Laches: "I got his shipment of maid outfits."
2:50 PM Laches: "guh"
2:50 PM Sleepy Zenni: "I will"
2:50 PM Sleepy Zenni: "...Dying is kinda gay tho btw."
2:51 PM Laches: "hrrrrgh"
2:51 PM Laches: "AND-"
2:51 PM Laches: "AND TELL"
2:51 PM Laches: "..."
2:51 PM Katu: "wait friend"
2:51 PM Laches: "katu…"
2:51 PM Laches: "that no one cares lul"
2:51 PM Katu: "(holds your hand)"
2:51 PM Katu: "="["
2:51 PM Laches: "guuuuh"
2:51 PM Sleepy Zenni: "Ha"
2:51 PM Sleepy Zenni: "I think he ded now"
2:52 PM Laches: "hyyyyurrrp"
2:52 PM Laches: "and tell-"
2:52 PM Laches: "hurgh"
2:52 PM Laches: "Tell Shy...that miku is based...and project diva is also...based"
2:52 PM Laches: "rgghjhhhghh"
2:52 PM Katu: "(pats your head with the towel of the water for healing)"
2:53 PM Katu: "get going alive"
2:53 PM Katu: "come on now"
2:53 PM Sleepy Zenni: "he's too far gone."
2:53 PM Katu: "[gives him the mouth on mouth revive]"
2:54 PM Sleepy Zenni: ":s_Ayowtf:"
2:54 PM Laches: ":mfw:"
2:54 PM Katu: "EASY DOES IT TO CONTINUE LIFE COME ON YOU WILL MAKE IT OUT"
3:22 PM Wolfcat: "[also joins in on the mouth to mouth revive]"
3:24 PM Sleepy Zenni: ":s_Ayowtf: :s_Ayowtf: :s_Ayowtf:"
3:31 PM Laches: "Guys I was never dead I don't need mouthfffuufuffffffhurrrghhh"
3:31 PM Wolfcat: "oh god we're losing him"
3:32 PM Laches: "PFTOOIE"
3:32 PM Laches: "I'm fucking fine. Please stouuruughhhhuugmmmfffnnnffm"

Summary

  • Katu calls attention to yet another unsent message written in his Discord chat field, finding it curious.
  • Katu off-handedly implies that the Internet Detectives is a brain chip and also a portal between worlds.
  • Katu seemingly implies that he is gay.
  • Katu implies that Ben sucks.

Updates

  • Files:
  • -.jpg - Katu's screenshot of his unsent message. target=_blank

September 1st, 2022

  • At 8:46 AM, the player Pako discovered that the video "ᛏᚱᛇᚫᛚ" had changed. The "United Against BEN" section of the video that had previously been cut was now restored.

September 2nd, 2022

  • At 4:34 PM, Katu became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and began chatting with the players.

9/2/22 - Chat with Katu - Discord (Internet Detectives)

4:32 PM NotSoBot: ((An image of "Good Guy Greg" is sent.))
4:34 PM Katu: "Greg XD"
4:34 PM Deleted User: "WHAT THE FUCK"
4:34 PM oh ana: "watahel omagaat...."
4:34 PM Laches: "This is the Internet Christian Mingle server."
4:34 PM Deleted User: "the new father"
4:35 PM Katu: ""is that even a meme""
4:35 PM Katu: "lol thats a meme he is a good guy"
4:35 PM Deleted User: "worst bot ever"
4:35 PM Fascio: "fuck that bot"
4:35 PM Fascio: "get rid of it"
4:35 PM oh ana: "relli"
4:35 PM oh ana: "uh...."
4:35 PM oh ana: "aaaaa"
4:35 PM Fascio: ((The "Cringe Ass Nae Nae Erika" sticker is sent.))
4:35 PM oh ana: ((The "Cringe Ass Nae Nae Erika" sticker is sent.))
4:35 PM oh ana: "ereka…"
4:35 PM Fascio: "ereka"
4:35 PM Fascio: ((The "Cringe Ass Nae Nae Erika" sticker is sent.))
4:36 PM oh ana: ((The "Cringe Ass Nae Nae Erika" sticker is sent.))
4:36 PM Fascio: ((The "Erika" sticker is sent.))
4:36 PM Deleted User: "i bet if tyler see this or regiminis, they would suicide"
4:36 PM oh ana: "its…"
4:36 PM Fascio: ((The "Cringe Ass Nae Nae Erika" sticker is sent.))
4:36 PM oh ana: "danse taim mai frend.."
4:36 PM oh ana: ((The "Cringe Ass Nae Nae Erika" sticker is sent.))
4:36 PM oh ana: ((The "Cringe Ass Nae Nae Erika" sticker is sent.))
4:36 PM oh ana: ((The "Cringe Ass Nae Nae Erika" sticker is sent.))
4:36 PM oh ana: ((The "Cringe Ass Nae Nae Erika" sticker is sent.))
4:36 PM Fascio: "tyler is always watching"
4:36 PM oh ana: ((The "Cringe Ass Nae Nae Erika" sticker is sent.))
4:36 PM oh ana: ((The "Cringe Ass Nae Nae Erika" sticker is sent.))
4:36 PM oh ana: ((The "Cringe Ass Nae Nae Erika" sticker is sent.))
4:36 PM oh ana: ((The "Cringe Ass Nae Nae Erika" sticker is sent.))
4:36 PM oh ana: ((The "Cringe Ass Nae Nae Erika" sticker is sent.))
4:36 PM oh ana: ((The "Cringe Ass Nae Nae Erika" sticker is sent.))
4:36 PM Fascio: "hi tylor"
4:36 PM oh ana: ((The "Cringe Ass Nae Nae Erika" sticker is sent.))
4:36 PM oh ana: ((The "Cringe Ass Nae Nae Erika" sticker is sent.))
4:36 PM oh ana: ((The "Cringe Ass Nae Nae Erika" sticker is sent.))
4:36 PM oh ana: ((The "Cringe Ass Nae Nae Erika" sticker is sent.))
4:36 PM oh ana: ((The "Cringe Ass Nae Nae Erika" sticker is sent.))
4:36 PM oh ana: ((The "Cringe Ass Nae Nae Erika" sticker is sent.))
4:36 PM oh ana: ((The "Cringe Ass Nae Nae Erika" sticker is sent.))
4:36 PM oh ana: ((The "Cringe Ass Nae Nae Erika" sticker is sent.))
4:36 PM oh ana: ((The "Cringe Ass Nae Nae Erika" sticker is sent.))
4:36 PM oh ana: ((The "Cringe Ass Nae Nae Erika" sticker is sent.))
4:36 PM oh ana: ((The "Cringe Ass Nae Nae Erika" sticker is sent.))
4:36 PM oh ana: ((The "Cringe Ass Nae Nae Erika" sticker is sent.))
4:36 PM Katu: "what a familiar to me"
4:36 PM oh ana: ((The "Cringe Ass Nae Nae Erika" sticker is sent.))
4:36 PM oh ana: ((The "Cringe Ass Nae Nae Erika" sticker is sent.))
4:36 PM Deleted User: ".e :AAA:"
4:36 PM NotSoBot: ((A larger version of the "AAA" emoji is sent - a photo of Tyler.))
4:36 PM oh ana: "aaamm"
4:36 PM Katu: "a sister of mine? lol"
4:37 PM oh ana: "yumi"
4:37 PM Deleted User: ".magik"
4:37 PM NotSoBot: ((A distorted version of the "AAA" emoji is sent.))
4:37 PM Katu: "OH HEY"
4:37 PM Katu: "Yes this is the place of echoing"
4:37 PM Katu: "no?"
4:37 PM Deleted User: "no"
4:37 PM:Deleted User: "OMG THE SUN"
4:37 PM oh ana: ":AAA: 🍅"
4:37 PM Deleted User: "no"
4:37 PM Katu: "ah but it does X.X"
4:37 PM Laches: "Oh wow hey the snu"
4:37 PM Katu: "snu XD"
4:37 PM oh ana: "halo"
4:37 PM Deleted User: "See laches, i am not the sun"
4:37 PM Deleted User: "Halo"
4:37 PM Deleted User: "i am svar"
4:37 PM Katu: "vidoe game?"
4:38 PM oh ana: ":kanna: 🦀:kanna: 🦀🦀🦀:kanna: 🦀:kanna: 🦀"
4:38 PM Laches: "snu XD"
4:38 PM Deleted User: "I miss that time we played Halo and Laches fucking died"
4:38 PM Wolfcat: "snu XD"
4:38 PM Laches: "I miss that time we played Halo and Dawn had to fucking cheat to win."

Summary

  • Katu refers to Erika as a "sister" of his.
  • Katu once again associates the Internet Detectives Discord server with echoes.

September 6th, 2022

  • At 10:33 AM, Katu briefly became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server to utilize the bot Notsobot to create a spinning version of the player Laches' avatar.

September 28th, 2022

  • At 12:21 PM, players discovered a new page on Johnisdead.com - "https://johnisdead.com/listen/to/fascio". This page was titled Fatassio and contained the image "Fascio.gif". target=_blank

October 12th, 2022

  • At 6:46 PM, the player Laches discovered that Astralobservatory.net had updated. The forums and previous pages were now missing. The front page had also changed, now featuring the audio file "momentsbeforefinalcontact.mp3". target=_blank The page also featured a video titled "finalcontact.mp4". target=_blank

10/12/22 - "finalcontact.mp4" - Astralobservatory.net

The video begins with a series of heavily distorted images of abstract shapes and colors. Over time, a shot of what appears to be the "Path" Janus Room fades in along with the silhouettes of several robed figures. This imagery continues for a while until the video fades back into more abstract shapes and colors.

Summary

  • This video mainly features strange, abstract shapes and distorted footage of the "Path" Janus room.

Updates

  • YouTube Details:
  • Description: N/A
  • Tags: N/A
  • At 10:35 PM, Kaiden Zoromichi became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server.

10/12/22 - Chat with Kaiden Zoromichi - Discord (Internet Detectives)

[9:35 PM] Kaiden Zoromichi: "Is anyone here right now....?"
[9:37 PM] Kaiden Zoromichi: "@Upd8 This is how you get attention, right?"
[9:37 PM] /Fascio\: "woah"
[9:37 PM] Lego1upMushroom: "no"
[9:37 PM] /Fascio\: "hello"
[9:37 PM] Lego1upMushroom: "bye"
[9:38 PM] Kaiden Zoromichi: "..."
[9:38 PM] Kaiden Zoromichi: "Tch, useless as usual, ID?"
[9:39 PM] Kaiden Zoromichi: "I just wanted you to know that something is happening with Astral Observatory and I can't deal with it right now, I have other things to deal with."
[9:39 PM] /Fascio\: "we noticed"
[9:39 PM] Kaiden Zoromichi: "Have you?"
[9:40 PM] Kaiden Zoromichi: ((A screenshot of the front page of Astralobservatory.net is shown, which now features text)) target=_blank

Summary

  • Kaiden informs the players that the front page of Astralobservatory.net has changed, now featuring text.

Updates

  • Files:
  • Untitled Screenshot - A screenshot showing the front page of Astralobservatory.net. target=_blank
  • At 10:40 PM, GHOSTBABEL began communicating with the players by altering the text on the front page of Astralobservatory.net.

10/12/22 - Chat with GHOSTBABEL - Astralobservatory.net

The following text appeared on the front page one sentence at a time, with each message replacing the previous one upon refresh:

GHOSTBABEL: "STAND BY FOR CONTACT…"
GHOSTBABEL: "IF YOU ARE GETTING THIS PLEASE SAY YES."
GHOSTBABEL: "I HAVE CONFIRMED MY MESSAGE IS BEING HEARD."
GHOSTBABEL: "I SUPPOSE SOME FORM OF GREETING IS IN ORDER, HOWEVER THAT'S NEVER BEEN MY STYLE. YOU ALL KNOW THIS AS WELL AS I."
GHOSTBABEL: "FIRST I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE FOR HOW DEPRECIATED THIS MESSAGE IS."
GHOSTBABEL: "EVEN I TRULY DO NOT KNOW WHAT SIGNAL OR WAVELENGTH I AM CURRENTLY RIDING AT THIS MOMENT TO DELIVER THIS MESSAGE TO YOU."
GHOSTBABEL: "I CAN ONLY SAY IT FEELS... FAMILIAR, AND YET, TERRIFYING."
GHOSTBABEL: "..."
GHOSTBABEL: "...SO THEN…"
GHOSTBABEL: "LETS CUT TO THE CHASE, SHALL WE DETECTIVES?"
GHOSTBABEL: "WE WERE BLINDSIDED."
GHOSTBABEL: "THE OBSERVATORY AS YOU KNOW IT IS GONE."
GHOSTBABEL: "THERE ARE DARKER FORCES AT PLAY HERE EVER STILL, YET EVERY SIDE TO THIS STORY NEARS ITS ENDGAME."
GHOSTBABEL: "THE GROUP OF ALLIES I WORK WITH, I BELIEVE YOU CALL THE 'HACKER COLLECTIVE' HAS IDENTIFIED THE ENTITY THAT TOOK THE OBSERVATORY FROM US."
GHOSTBABEL: "HE COMES AND GOES INFREǪUENTLY, APPEARING LIKE A HOTSPOT BEFORE VANISHING AGAIN."
GHOSTBABEL: "WE WILL HAVE TO BE EVER MORE CAUTIOUS."
GHOSTBABEL: "I AM NEVER USUALLY ONE FOR SENTIMENTALITY, BUT I FEAR THERE ARE MANY THINGS I HAVE DONE WRONG IN MY PAST THAT I CAN NEVER UNDO."
GHOSTBABEL: "...DESPITE SOME OF THE RUMORS THAT CIRCULATE MY EXISTENCE BEING RATHER FALSE."
GHOSTBABEL: "BUT THOSE WRONGDOINGS STILL BEAR HEAVY ON WHAT LITTLE HUMANITY REMAINS WITHIN ME."
GHOSTBABEL: "I HOPED TO ATONE FOR THEM...PROPERLY...IN MY OWN WAY. I FEAR NOW I MAY NEVER GET THAT CHANCE."
GHOSTBABEL: "BUT BEFORE THIS ADVENTURE COMES TO A CLOSE SOMEDAY, KNOW I WAS HERE."
GHOSTBABEL: "KNOW THAT IN SOME WAYS, NOW, I WILL ALWAYS BE HERE."
GHOSTBABEL: "BECAUSE TRUTHFULLY, WITH THIS ACT I MAY BE GIVING AWAY WHAT LITTLE OF MYSELF REMAINS TO THE OBSERVATORY ITSELF."
GHOSTBABEL: "I TRUTHFULLY CANNOT SUSTAIN THIS COMMUNIQUE MUCH LONGER."
GHOSTBABEL: "IN THE DARKNESS THAT IS TAKING ME I SEE MANY VAST POSSIBILITIES, BUT FEW OF MY CHOOSING."
GHOSTBABEL: "IT WILL TAKE WHAT IS LEFT OF ME TO STABILIZE THIS SITE ONE LAST TIME AND I FEAR THAT TIME SHARPLY APPROACHES, DETECTIVES."
GHOSTBABEL: "IT'S 11:11"
GHOSTBABEL: "AND IT PASSES YET AGAIN, THAT TIME."
GHOSTBABEL: "REMEMBER THAT IT APPROACHES YET AGAIN, 11 11"
GHOSTBABEL: "THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME YOU HEAR FROM ME."
GHOSTBABEL: "TELL IA... I'M GOING TO MISS HIM."
GHOSTBABEL: "TELL HIM I L"

Summary

  • GHOSTBABEL reveals that an entity that moves akin to a "Hotspot" deleted everything on Astralobservatory.net.
  • GHOSTBABEL fears that they will no longer be able to right the many wrongs they've done in the past.
  • GHOSTBABEL sacrifices themself to stabilize Astralobservatory.net and keep it online. They claim that they will "always be here" as they are giving themselves to the site itself.

Updates

  • Screenshots:
  • A screenshot of GHOSTBABEL's text: target=_blank
  • At 11:16 PM, the front page of Astralobservatory.net changed. The page's text now read "OFFLINE".
  • At 11:20 PM, the front page of Astralobservatory.net changed. The page's text now read "AstralObservatory.net "Seeking the truths that lie beyond the grand illusion."". The video "finalcontact.mp4" was also removed. target=_blank

October 19th, 2022

  • At 3:58 PM, Katu briefly became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server, calling out an error that occurred during the video game company Konami's livestream - "lol a mistake was made so clearly here" and "LOL stream".

October 22nd, 2022

  • At 3:42 PM, Katu briefly became active in the Within Hubris Discord server, claiming "little yellow clown head could be kick like a ball xD but what would money do after such a crime? It is a friend of my ^w^" - likely in reference to an earlier conversation regarding the clown character "Dimentio" from the game Super Paper Mario.

November 1st, 2022

  • At 1:11 PM, a new video was uploaded to Silentdork - "Unfortunate Announcement". target=_blank

11/1/22 - "Unfortunate Announcement" - YouTube (Silentdork)

The video opens with what appears to be a company presentation of sorts. A corporate vaporwave-esque track plays in the background. The following text appears on screen:

WireTalk Presents
An Important Announcement
From Mr. Silent

A screenshot of Tyler wearing a business suit seen in the video "Jid halloween scavenger hunt announcement" is shown. He is labeled as "Mr. Silent". This screenshot briefly glitches to show a more distressed, zoomed in version of Tyler.

The following text appears:

Regarding updates pertaining to…
- The Johnisdead Movie
- November Presentations
- Our Future Going Forward
And more…

The text disappears as a montage begins playing. The following clips are shown:
- A shot of many Erika-like entities walking down a hall.
- A shot of many Erika-like entities at office cubicles.
- A shot of many Erika-like entities in what appears to be an office lobby.
- A shot of the WireTalk logo zooming in as a ball of light engulfs the screen.
- Real life footage of businessmen.
- Real life footage of city skyscrapers.
The montage fades away as the image of Mr. Silent appears on screen once again. He begins speaking in a distorted, monotone voice.

Mr. Silent: "Hello, and welcome to today's special presentation. We have some important updates to announce regarding upcoming Main Display events. We will first touch upon the Johnisdead Movie. Production on the movie is moving swiftly. However, over the past few months, the scale of this project has slowly grown. It's for this reason that the Johnisdead Movie will be delayed. The production's new premiere date will be revealed in a Main Display event on November 11th. We regret having to take this action and apologize profusely for failing to deliver on our promise. Please understand. However, in the movie's absence will be several over significant Main Display events taking place on November 11th. There will also be a few productions released shortly thereafter as well. We hope that you enjoy them. Also, be on the look out for various other updates that may crop up on our affiliated sites between now and then. On the behalf of WireTalk, we hope you have a very-"

Mr. Silent's final dialogue is censored as the audio glitches. His image slowly disappears as a screenshot of one of the Erika-Like entities appears on screen. There is a label on this screenshot that reads "Mrs. Moon". She begins speaking with a distorted, jumbled voice.

Mrs. Moon: "Welcome Home™, and thank you for tuning in to WireTalk. We have been permitted to allow you all an exlcusive sneak peek preview of the upcoming Johnisdead Movie. Please enjoy this special preview."

Mrs. Moon's image fades away as the following images quickly flash on screen:
- A drainage grate in-front of a staircase. target=_blank
- An RV or trailer in a distorted wooded environment. target=_blank
- A blue creature with glowing eyes. target=_blank
- A large, cracked, spherical object with various cubes floating around. target=_blank
- A bookshelf in some unknown room. target=_blank
- A distorted shot of a card. target=_blank
- A temple-like location with torches and a figure standing in its center. target=_blank
- Someone standing outside Tyler's home. target=_blank
- Two figures falling. target=_blank
- A large, green building. target=_blank
- Tyler standing outside of a building on fire. target=_blank
- Tyler standing in a dark location with a red light in the background. target=_blank
- Corpses surrounded by various papers. target=_blank
- Tyler sitting in a chair. target=_blank
- A heavily distorted "King of Diamonds" image. target=_blank
- A road leading to a large building. target=_blank
- A distorted shot of a building's entrance in a city. target=_blank
Mrs. Moon's image fades back on screen.

Mrs. Moon: "That's all we can show for now. Thank you all for tuning in with us today. We hope to see you all on November 11th. This has been WireTalk. Welcome Home™."

An outro animation begins playing featuring the WireTalk logo zooming out in a void with a grid.

Summary

  • This video is an announcement from WireTalk similar to the "Jid halloween scavenger hunt announcement" and "Important Announcement".
  • The business-like Tyler seen in previous WireTalk announcements is labeled as "Mr. Silent". He gives the following announcements in a soulless, monotone voice:
  • The Johnisdead Movie, which was originally going to be released on November 11th, has been delayed.
  • Several video uploads will be coming on November 11th in place of the movie.
  • There will be updates on other websites before November 11th.
  • The new release date of the movie will be revealed in a video uploaded on November 11th.
  • The business Erika-like entity is labeled as "Mrs. Moon". She gives a preview of the Johnisdead Movie in the form of heavily distorted screenshots. These screenshots mostly reveal cryptic 3D environments and characters.

Updates

  • YouTube Details:
  • Description: "Welcome Home™"
  • Tags: N/A
  • Screenshots:
  • A drainage grate in-front of a staircase. target=_blank
  • An RV or trailer in a distorted wooded environment. target=_blank
  • A blue creature with glowing eyes. target=_blank
  • A large, cracked, spherical object with various cubes floating around. target=_blank
  • A bookshelf in some unknown room. target=_blank
  • A distorted shot of a card. target=_blank
  • A temple-like location with torches and a figure standing in its center. target=_blank
  • Someone standing outside Tyler's home. target=_blank
  • Two figures falling. target=_blank
  • A large, green building. target=_blank
  • Tyler standing outside of a building on fire. target=_blank
  • Tyler standing in a dark location with a red light in the background. target=_blank
  • Corpses surrounded by various papers. target=_blank
  • Tyler sitting in a chair. target=_blank
  • A heavily distorted "King of Diamonds" image. target=_blank
  • A road leading to a large building. target=_blank
  • A distorted shot of a building's entrance in a city. target=_blank

November 5th, 2022

  • At 8:10 PM, players discovered that Astralobservatory.net had updated. The front page would now redirect players to a new page - "https://astralobservatory.net/access". This page featured a new header image for the forums. target=_blank This page also featured the latest canon uploaded video, meaning it would occasionally change as time went on. This page also contained the text "SEEKING THE TRUTHS THAT LIE BEYOND THE GRAND ILLUSION" and featured a link titled "Forum".
  • At 8:10 PM, players discovered a new version of the Astral Observatory forums - "https://astralobservatory.net/access/index.php/community".This forum contained the following boards:
  • Forum
  • Welcome - "Helpful topics for those new to our site."
  • Announcements - "News & Announcements"
  • Safehaven
  • Theories & Discussion
  • Infodump - "READ: IF YOU ARE IN DANGER BY RELEASING SENSITIVE INFORMATION, YOU DO SO AT YOUR RISK BUT OUR SUPPORT".
  • General
  • Current Events
  • Media - "Film, TV, Games, Music, etc…"
  • Random - "Anything else that doesn’t categorize"
  • The following users were already members on these forums:
  • core / GHOSTBABEL
  • Avatar: A photo of two galaxies colliding. target=_blank
  • Banner: A distorted, green photo. target=_blank
  • Details: This user held the rank of "Admin" and had their personal website listed as "http://astralobservatory.net/access".
  • IsocelesAssassin
  • Avatar: IsocelesAssassin's classic Astral Observatory avatar. target=_blank
  • Banner: A distorted version of the cover for the album "Blue Öyster Cult". target=_blank
  • Details: This user held the rank of "Admin".
  • NotAHoax_M12
  • Avatar: NotAHoax's classic Astral Observatory avatar. target=_blank
  • Banner: An image of a fish about to be hooked on a fishing line. target=_blank
  • Details: This user held the rank of "Admin".
  • Players discovered the following threads on the Astral Observatory Forums:
  • "Welcome back brothers!" was posted in the "Welcome" board by NotAHoax at 10:43 AM.

    • 11/5/22 - Welcome back brothers! - NotAHoax_M12

    November 5th, 2022

    NotAHoax_M12 10:43 AM: "GREETINGS EVERYONE It has been a long time since we have crawled these hallowed halls, but we are BACK and IN CHARGE. If you do not know why you’re here, listen up! This website is dedicated to revealing the darkest secrets of our world, and there are many evil forces out there trying to get us… extra-terrestrials, satanic politics, corporate conspiracies and government G-Men… But we have a focused purpose here: bringing down our former leader and webmaster, Nocta, and his dark allies who we KNOW are causing some right havoc brother. Join us in our FIGHT. If you ARE NOCTA, I’d suggest you leave right now brother, because I will find you. WELCOME BACK"
    IsocelesAssassin 1:39 PM: "Hell yes, brother. It’s good to see you again."

    Summary

    • NotAHoax welcomes everyone back to the forums and leaves a threatening message for Nocta.
    • IsocelesAssassin welcomes NotAHoax.
    • "Updating your avatar" was posted in the "Welcome" board by NotAHoax at 11:14 AM.

    11/5/22 - Updating your avatar - NotAHoax_M12

    November 5th, 2022

    NotAHoax_M12 11:14 AM: "PER TRADITION, using avatars is a bit of a pain so let me help you out brothers. First click My Profile, located at the top of any forum page. This is where you can change your banner and avatar; however, you avatar won’t seem editable like your banner. It’s okay brother! Breathe! Here’s what you do."
    NotAHoax_M12 11:14 AM: ((A screenshot of NotAHoax's user profile with the "Edit Profile Information" button circled is sent))     target=_blank
    NotAHoax_M12 11:14 AM: "CLICK THIS to take you to your account information."
    NotAHoax_M12 11:14 AM: ((A screenshot of the user profile options with the avatar settings circled is sent))     target=_blank
    NotAHoax_M12 11:14 AM: "Here you can paste an outside link to your avatar. You can upload one as well but don’t clog up the server brothers. That’s it!"

    Summary

    • NotAHoax gives a short tutorial explaining how to change one's forum avatar.

    Updates

    • Files:
    • Unnamed Screenshots - Screenshots of NotAHoax's profile that were used in his tutorial. target=_blank target=_blank
    • "Hello." was posted in the "Welcome" board by IsocelesAssassin at 1:38 PM.

    11/5/22 - "Hello." - IsocelesAssassin

    November 5th, 2022

    IsocelesAssassin 1:38 PM: "Considering how much trouble we’ve had with this site, I’m beginning to think it’s cursed. Scratch that, I KNOW it’s cursed. Nevertheless, here’s yet another introduction since that’s pretty much tradition at this point. I’m IsocelesAssassin. I’m sure that if you’ve found your way to this site then we’re probably already familiar with one another. If we’re not, then hello, nice to meet you. I enjoy mysteries, the paranormal, and classic rock. I was a member of the Internet Detective for a few years until they were killed. Now most of my friends are either missing or dead. Sorry for the brevity of all this, but I’m currently dealing with a lot of shit right now. I’ll explain more in Announcements in a moment."
    NotAHoax_M12 2:03 PM: "WELCOME BACK IN STRENGTH BROTHER"
    Laches 8:54 PM: "Hello, old friends. Good to see you back in action. In case you don’t remember me from our last chance encounters, I’m Laches. Resident cry-bitch for our timeline, shitposter and general “finder of things.” It’s weird knowing that GB gave herself for this and essentially exists as the site, including these posts. Even more so to pretend it isn’t fucked beyond all belief that we’re still somehow managing to contact each other across timelines. Trying to not get tied up in too many knots over it. I’ll see you fellas around. Oh, I like ambient electronic shit and horror games."

    Summary

    • IsocelesAssassin gives a brief introduction and summary of his history. He notes that he is about to make an announcement that will explain recent events.
    • NotAHoax welcomes IsocelesAssassin back to the forums.
    • "We're back. Here's what you need to know." was posted in the "Announcements" board by IsocelesAssassin at 2:30 PM.

    11/5/22 - "We're back. Here's what you need to know." - IsocelesAssassin

    IsocelesAssassin 2:30 PM: "The old Astralobservatory.net is gone. It was destroyed by an entity we’ve come to know as “Hotspot”. We’re still trying to piece together all the details. From what we understand, Hotspot managed to insert himself into the website by somehow attaching himself to one of the transmissions sent out by our hacker friends. Once inside, he wrecked havoc and tore up the place, as if AO weren’t already in a shitty enough state by that point."
    IsocelesAssassin 2:30 PM: "To tell the truth, we’ve known about Hotspot’s existence for a while now. I was waiting for Seth to tell you more about them himself, but obviously that never happened due to this setback. I guess I’ll just tell you now. Hotspot is Kevin. Well, their version of Kevin, at least. Turns out that Kevin didn’t manage to escape their corrupted world unscathed. Based on their descriptions, this Kevin now takes on a deformed skeletal-like appearance. Hopefully that description isn’t too vague given the rogues’ gallery of horrorterrors we’ve amassed over the past few years."
    IsocelesAssassin 2:30 PM: "Anyway, Hotspot was responsible for many tragedies in their world. The deaths of a lot of good people. I guess his bloodlust wasn’t sated, though, because he’s been on the pursuit of our hacker friends for the past ten or so years. After we managed to connect to their transmission device, he used this opportunity to enter our timeline. As I stated above, he fucked up Astral Observatory something fierce."
    IsocelesAssassin 2:30 PM: "GB did all she could to hold it together. In the end, she basically had to become AO itself. Thanks to her, we still have a means by which we can communicate. I’m not going to pretend that this hasn’t seriously fucked me up, but there’s no point in getting sappy on here. I’ve already vented enough to you all in the past. Instead, we need to look towards the future."
    IsocelesAssassin 2:30 PM: "GB isn’t gone. She’s still here. She can’t communicate with us like she was able to before, but she is still helping us. As we speak, she is combing through the archived files that were once housed in the site’s original Subspace. If I recall, there was at least one section of the site that Nocta always had locked up tight. I have high hopes that we’ll finally be able to see what he’s been hiding after all this time. I’ve also noticed that GB is attempting to re-establish communications with our hacker friends. It will probably take some time, though."
    IsocelesAssassin 2:30 PM: "That’s pretty much it. I still haven’t heard from Greth or Kaiden. It’s hard not to assume the worst, but it is what it is. The important thing is that we’ve at least regained communication with one another here. If we hear anything, you’ll all be the first to know."

    Summary

    • IsocelesAssassin reveals that the former version of Astralobservatory.net was destroyed by the Fucked Timeline version of Kevin. IsoclesAssassin and the Hacker Group call this version of Kevin "Hotspot".
    • Hotspot is supposedly in a very corrupted state and now takes on a skeleton-like appearance. He has apparently been chasing after the Hacker Group for over ten years.
    • Hotspot was able to destroy Astralobservatory.net by traveling through one of the transmissions sent out by the Hacker Group.
    • GHOSTBABEL sacrificed herself to keep Astralobservatory.net stable, essentially fusing with its framework.
    • Though GHOSTBABEL can no longer speak with the players, her consciousness seems to live on through the site, as IsocelesAssassin notes that she is combing through the remains of the Subspace for Nocta's files.
    • IsocelesAssassin notes that GHOSTBABEL has been attempting to re-establish communication with the Hacker Group.
    • IsocelesAssassin hasn't heard from Moonman or Kaiden in a long time.
    • At 8:33 PM, the player Pako discovered that several blog posts had appeared on the Astral Observatory forums sidebar. These were all uploaded by GHOSTBABEL, implying that they were the lost Subspace files mentioned by IsocelesAssassin.

    11/5/22 - RESTRICTED ACCESS FILE 1 - Core

    Today is January 13th, 2017.

    These past few weeks have been rather strange, to say the least. I’ve found myself wandering through an unknown realm. I haven’t eaten in 10 days, and I haven’t the slightest clue who I am.

    I’ve decided to keep this record should my memory suddenly escape me again.

    My earliest memories date back to January 3rd. I had just awoken in a hospital. At least, it appeared to be a hospital… I was terribly confused. What happened? Had I been in an accident? I couldn’t even remember my own name… This confusion was only compounded by my surroundings. They were… otherworldly. My bed was surrounded by machines dotted in nauseating lights with monitors that displayed incomprehensible imagery. Through the windows was an alien sky composed of black and green blotchy masses.

    I was not alone. I was often visited by doctors and nurses, though their company offered no comfort. Most of their faces were… inhuman. Others had what can only be described as a crude approximation of a face. Some had no faces at all. These creatures glided through my room at incredible speeds, as if I had become trapped within a neverending timelapse.

    These beings would occasionally take notice of me. They would never speak to me… No, instead they just… stared. Sometimes they would whisper into what appeared to be a radio before hastily scribbling on a notepad. I would have been infuriated had I not been so terrified – it was as though I were simply a lowly specimen in some grand, unknown experiment.

    Over time, strength gradually returned to me. I was eventually able to move my body once again. During this time, I noticed that my surroundings had stilled… For the first time I could remember, there was nary a doctor or nurse in sight! Without second thought, I launched myself out of bed.

    With how long it took me to get on my feet, I feared that I might have forgotten how to even walk. Thankfully, my amnesia wasn’t that horrid. I eventually found my footing and ran out into the hall. I sprinted as fast as my body would allow. Needles and appendages still pierced my body, but I did not care – I was running on pure adrenaline.

    I knew that I could never match the superhuman speeds of these entities and expected to be apprehended at any moment. However… it never happened. When I finally managed to scramble to the exit, I turned around to see my tormentors – not in pursuit, but instead… just standing there. Watching. As I opened the door and flung myself outside, they all broke out in applause.

    I burst through the facility’s exit. I was greeted not with the dark, blotchy landscape that I had been expecting, but instead a parking lot. A… normal parking lot, with a normal, blue sky overhead, and a normal looking hospital behind me. My strange hell had vanished without a trace, leaving nothing but the fading echoes of applause still ringing in my ears.

    Summary

    • This file appears to be a journal written by someone on January 13th, 2017. The writer notes that they are exploring a strange realm and that they no longer have to eat. They begin recalling the strange events that led up to this.
    • The writer awoke in a strange hospital with amnesia on January 3rd, 2017. This hospital was seemingly located in the Parallelos due to the green sky outside the windows. It was also populated with enigmatic nurse and doctor-like entities.
    • The writer eventually managed to escape the hospital, resulting in the doctors and nurses breaking out into applause.
    • Upon exiting the hospital, the writer was seemingly teleported from the Parallelos back into the normal world.

    11/5/22 - RESTRICTED ACCESS FILE 2 - Core

    I sat in that parking lot for longer than I’d like to admit. A hundred questions weighed on my mind, yet answers never came. My mind was still in too much of a blur for me to make sense of anything. As I slowly came down from my adrenaline-induced state, I was gradually overcome with fatigue. Then, the pain.

    I began removing the various needles and bandages from my body. While doing so, I discovered something that I hadn’t taken notice of before… a lanyard attached to my hospital gown. At last, some sort of identifier! Unfortunately, it offered no answers. Instead of a name either for myself or the facility I had just escaped from, there was simply an enigmatic string of characters: “WTP20451”. Being marked with a serial code only made me feel more like cattle to those cursed entities.

    I was aimless. No name. No memories. My only lead was the very hell I had just escaped from, and I was not going back. Instead, I began to wander the streets. Perhaps my surroundings would spark some memories? Thankfully, they did… to some extent. Palm trees and street signs – these were definitely familiar sights. It didn’t take long to discover that I was in Florida. I… lived here. Somewhere.

    The more I walked, the more I felt muscle memory take hold. I began following whatever faint memories I had of these streets, hoping that they might lead me home. Trekking across miles of stone cold concrete in nothing but a hospital gown was no easy feat – especially in my already weakened state. Fortunately, the promise of answers helped subdue my growing exhaustion.

    At last, as the visions in my mind became more and more vivid, I finally arrived at my destination. A house – overgrown and abandoned. Though it was not in shambles, it was obvious that no one had been living there for quite some time.

    I cautiously crept into the building, moving as silently as possible, wary of any animals or squatters that may have taken refuge within. Fortunately, there was no vermin – only piles of trash and garments scattered by pilferers. Was this truly my home? I certainly felt some strong attachment to this place… Had I perhaps been in a several year long coma? As all of these questions and more raced through my mind, exhaustion finally took hold. I fell into a deep sleep on what I assumed was once my bed – one from another life, now long forgotten.

    Summary

    • After escaping the hospital, the writer rested in its parking lot.
    • The writer attempted to recall their past and identity, but was unable to. Their hospital lanyard only read "WTP20451".
    • The writer observed their surroundings and discovered that they were in Florida. They note that these streets seemed familiar to them, implying that they were once a resident there.
    • The writer's faint memories guide them to what they believe was once their home - an abandoned, overgrown house. Their home seemed to have been ransacked due to clothes and items strewn everywhere.
    • The writer goes to sleep in what they believe is their old bed.

    11/5/22 - RESTRICTED ACCESS FILE 3 - Core

    Dimensions cracked and weaved together. Worlds split, reformed, then split again. Strands from realms beyond our knowledge swirled into a massive storm. Time was an illusion, and I, its master. I rode this storm with burning red intent. At last, the power I seeked was within my grasp. However, before I could reclaim what was mine, the tides began to change.

    This shift came not from the storm’s conductor, but rather from the tempest itself. They reached for me. Tens. Hundreds. Thousands of hands. Arms within arms, splitting. Grasping. My power was great, but their numbers were far greater. Overwhelmed, they began pulling me down into the storm. I saw their faces – all pained. All familiar. These children were my victims. Did I feel sadness for them? Regret?

    No. Only anger – hatred that what was mine was once again being taken from me. I woke up in a panic. It was all a dream, yet it felt so familiar… Is this who I am? If so, why…?

    Summary

    • The writer has a dream about worlds, dimensions, and realms splitting and forming into a massive storm. The writer was apparently riding this storm in an attempt to gain some sort of power.
    • The writer was apparently overwhelmed by the storm he was riding, which he describes as countless children and past victims pulling him down.
    • The writer questions why he had this dream and notes that it felt familiar.

    11/5/22 - RESTRICTED ACCESS FILE 4 - Core

    Sunlight crept into that musty, old room. My room, I suppose. I still wasn’t entirely sure. I laid in bed watching particles dance in the sunlight. They reminded me of the answers I so desperately sought – ephemeral. Fleeting. The torrent of questions from the day before began sweeping into my mind once again. Lying there would accomplish nothing.

    I pulled myself up out of bed. I began scouting out the house. It still felt strange to call this place my home… It felt so vividly familiar, and yet… foreign. Most rooms were the same story – nothing of use with junk scattered out across the floor. It wasn’t until I began examining the kitchen that I came to a revelation… I hadn’t eaten anything. At all. Normally one would be starving after making a several mile long trek straight out of a coma, and yet… I wasn’t. I felt no hunger whatsoever. This was… concerning. However, I suppose it’s a good problem to have. One less thing to worry about.

    I’m not sure how I would even go about procuring food right now anyway… I spent the rest of the day scouring the house for anything that might be of use. It’s odd. It felt as though the house was both deliberately emptied and suddenly abandoned at the same time. Clothing, toiletries, and other mundane items were plentiful, while items like photos, journals or anything else that would have offered a semblance of personal identification were removed. Frustrating. At least I was finally able to change out of that damned hospital gown. There were some oddities to be found, however.

    Among the trash were various notes scattered across the floor. They read such things as: “These are for Di-Di-” “-n’t forget!! Photos for up top!” “Father says redact ALL ide-” Most likely left behind by some reckless teenagers. Still, rather odd. Another strange discovery I made was a small handheld device. It appeared to be a recorder of sorts, but nothing seemed to happen whenever I pressed any of the buttons. I continued my search, but it was mostly fruitless. That is, until I made a somewhat concerning discovery in the back hall. This location had made me feel a bit uneasy previously, but I couldn’t really discern why.

    As I was walking through the hall once again, I noticed that one section of the floor felt hollow. Upon further inspection, I discovered that this floor concealed a trapdoor! What could possibly be down there? A hidden basement? Do houses in Florida even have basements? I dropped to my knees and flung the trapdoor open, eager for the miraculous revelation that awaited me. Unfortunately, what I found left me with only more questions. What lay below the trapdoor was a small hole that held a pool of water – one that was only a few feet deep. Hardly the revelation I had been hoping for. Strangely, the water did not appear stagnant… If anything, it seemed rather clean. Crystal clear, even. Upon closer inspection of the trapdoor, I noticed that a small symbol had been etched into the wood – a circle with two lines coming out of it. Yet another mystery. Defeated, I returned to my room and turned in for the night.

    Hopefully tomorrow might bring more clarity.

    Summary

    • The writer notes that upon waking up was the first time he realized he didn't need to eat.
    • The writer begins exploring his former home. He is frustrated to discover that anything that could have potentially revealed his identity in the house has been removed.
    • The writer discovers some strange notes that read "These are for Di-Di-", "-n’t forget!! Photos for up top!", and "Father says redact ALL ide-".
    • The writer discovers a small recording device in his home similar to the "Beacon" that Daniel left outside Tyler's home.
    • The writer discovered a hidden trapdoor which had the Parallelos symbol engraved onto it. Beneath the trapdoor was a small pool of water.
    • At 8:54 PM, the Astral Observatory members began posting in a thread created by Laches titled "First Cock Post".

    11/5/22 - "First Cock Post" - Laches

    November 5th, 2022

    justLaches 8:35 PM: "Cock."
    IsocelesAssassin 8:54 PM: "Glad to see things are already starting to go back to normal."
    justLaches 8:58 PM: "😘"
    NotAHoax_M12 9:05 PM: ((The image "Haroldface.png" is sent)) target=_blank

    Summary

    • IsocelesAssassin, NotAHoax, and the players partake in some light shitposting.

    Updates

    • Files:
    • Haroldface.png - A photo of an old man's dubious face, often used as a meme. target=_blank
    • At 9:23 PM, IsocelesAssassin created a thread titled "G O O D MUSIC" on the Media board.

    11/5/22 - "G O O D MUSIC" - IsocelesAssassin

    November 5th, 2022

    IsocelesAssassin 9:23 PM: "Bringing back Dense’s thread for old time’s sake. Also, it’s just a really good idea for a thread. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn-8n4QKUS4" target=_blank
    NotAHoax_M12 9:28 PM: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bs4y5si8DGs" target=_blank

    Summary

    • IsocelesAssassin recreates the player Dense's music sharing thread from the original Astral Observatory forums.
    • IsocelesAssassin shares the song "Burnin' For You" by the Blue Oyster Cult, while NotAHoax shares the song "Long Haired Country Boy" by Charlie Daniels. target=_blank target=_blank

    November 6th, 2022

    • At 11:25 AM, Astral Observatory members began posting in the "First Cock Post" thread once again.

    11/5/22 - "First Cock Post" - Laches

    November 5th, 2022

    justLaches 8:35 PM: "Cock."
    IsocelesAssassin 8:54 PM: "Glad to see things are already starting to go back to normal."
    justLaches 8:58 PM: "😘"
    NotAHoax_M12 9:05 PM: ((The image "Haroldface.png" is sent))
    Pako 9:10 PM: "Stop smiling… And tell me why It doesn’t show up the customizable button on my profile… boomer"

    November 6th, 2022

    NotAHoax_M12 11:25 AM: "Pako: "Stop smiling… And tell me why It doesn’t show up the customizable button on my profile… boomer" I’m sorry you’re bad at computers brother."

    Summary

    • NotAHoax reveals that the player Pako is bad at computers.
    • At 7:25 PM, Katu briefly became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server, simply stating "Unfortunate" - likely in reference to the player Artemka regretting how they always disgrace themselves on Discord.
    • At 9:56 PM, Astral Observatory members began posting in the "G O O D MUSIC" thread once again.

    11/5/22 - "G O O D MUSIC" - IsocelesAssassin

    November 5th, 2022

    IsocelesAssassin 9:23 PM: "Bringing back Dense’s thread for old time’s sake. Also, it’s just a really good idea for a thread. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn-8n4QKUS4"
    NotAHoax_M12 9:28 PM: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bs4y5si8DGs"

    November 6th, 2022

    justLaches 12:25 AM: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45xnLQ9p_Ws"
    core 9:56 PM: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHu_0Bn9Gr8" target=_blank

    Summary

    • GHOSTBABEL shares the song "Old Lace (To John)" by Emily Bindiger. target=_blank
    • At 10:16 PM, the player Pako discovered that a new blog entry had been posted on the Astral Observatory forums - "RESTRICTED ACCESS FILE 5".

    11/6/22 - RESTRICTED ACCESS FILE 5 - Core

    I was roused from my slumber by the sound of voices. Though they were faint, they felt… close. At first I thought some hoodlums may have wandered into my home, but… No, these voices were different. They were ever present – nothing would drown them out. I crept nervously out of my room and investigated the house. It didn’t take long for me to find their source – the pool of water I had discovered the day prior.

    As soon as I lifted the trapdoor, I was hit with an intense green light. The pool was glowing fiercely, as was the small symbol etched above it. Reflected upon its surface was a sky… A familiar green, blotchy sky. Something about it felt as though it were… calling to me. Enamored, I cautiously reached towards the water.

    My world began to spin – the dark hall I was in moments prior now twisting and morphing until it was no more. After several grueling moments of intense dizziness and confusion, my world finally stilled. I was no longer in that old house, but instead… outdoors?

    I had been transported to what appeared to be a path… A nature trail, to be precise. Normally, I would have been rather concerned about my predicament, but something about this place felt… comforting. I was entranced, really. It was beautiful.

    Without thinking, I began exploring the strange realm I had inadvertently stumbled into. On one side of the trail was a treeline. On the other, a creek. As I wandered along the path, I noticed that strange lights would occasionally emit from the water… Upon closer examination, I realized that the water’s surface was reflecting yet another location. It appeared to be… a room? One that was unfamiliar to me. As I progressed along the creek, the reflections continued to change, each one depicting a new location. I noticed that whenever I would retrace my steps, the reflections would transform back to a previous location. Do specific parts of the creek reflect specific locations? This seems to be the case…

    I eventually came across a reflection that caught my interest – a dimly lit room that contained a large ornate fixture in the shape of that same circular symbol. Curious, I reached down and touched the water’s surface…

    Fortunately, the experience wasn’t nearly as dizzying this time. I stood up and took in my surroundings. Sure enough, I had been taken to the dim room reflected in the creek. Behind me was a small pool of water much like the one found in my home. My suspicions were correct – these waters indeed act as two-way portals, but… why? What’s the connection here? Perhaps a thorough analysis of these rooms would provide an answer…

    Summary

    • The writer is awoken by the sound of voices coming from the trapdoor in his home. Upon opening it, they discovered that the pool of water below was glowing and reflecting the sky seen in the Parallelos.
    • The writer touches the water and is transported to a strange realm. Within this realm is a nature trail that follows along a creek. The creek water reflects various rooms and locations connected to it. Touching the water seems to teleport the writer to whatever location is being shown.
    • The writer utilizes the creek to teleport to a room that contains a large Parallelos symbol. They decide to continue exploring these various connected locations in hopes of finding some answers.

    November 7th, 2022

    • At 12:23 PM, Astral Observatory members began posting in the "G O O D MUSIC" thread once again.

    11/5/22 - "G O O D MUSIC" - IsocelesAssassin

    November 5th, 2022

    IsocelesAssassin 9:23 PM: "Bringing back Dense’s thread for old time’s sake. Also, it’s just a really good idea for a thread. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn-8n4QKUS4"
    NotAHoax_M12 9:28 PM: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bs4y5si8DGs"

    November 6th, 2022

    justLaches 12:25 AM: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45xnLQ9p_Ws"
    core 9:56 PM: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHu_0Bn9Gr8"
    Pako 10:05 PM: "Love it. Familiar… Some guy used to read books."

    November 7th, 2022

    IsocelesAssassin 12:23 PM: "core: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHu_0Bn9Gr8" Good pick, old friend."

    Summary

    • IsocelesAssassin praises GHOSTBABEL's song choice.
    • At 10:43 PM, Katu became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and began chatting with the players.

    11/7/22 - Chat with Katu - Discord (Internet Detectives)

    10:41 PM Laches: "[Redacted]"
    10:41 PM Fascio: "what"
    10:41 PM Fascio: "Laches is the president?"
    10:41 PM Fascio: "no way"
    10:41 PM Laches: "Yes, it is I."
    10:41 PM Laches: "Obamna"
    10:42 PM Fascio: "hello mr joer"
    10:42 PM Fascio: "oh"
    10:42 PM Fascio: "obamna?"
    10:42 PM Fascio: "former president"
    10:42 PM Laches: "What do you refer to a former president by?"
    10:42 PM Laches: "Mr President."
    10:42 PM Laches: "Please shut the fuck up."
    10:43 PM Laches: "Yeah we know."
    10:43 PM Fascio: "sorry Mr President"
    10:43 PM Fascio: "Katu moment"
    10:43 PM Katu: "He thinks it not known by some?"
    10:43 PM Katu: "This is a moment that is mine and mine alone Xp"
    10:44 PM Fascio: "Katu = Laches alt?"
    10:44 PM Fascio: "just saying"
    10:44 PM Katu: "XD"
    10:44 PM Laches: "I don't have alts."
    10:44 PM Laches: "Because that shit is tarded."
    10:44 PM Fascio: "oh yeah sorry i forgot Katu is a fascio alt"
    10:45 PM Katu: "Guten tag ^w^"

    Summary

    • Katu seemingly jokes about the player Laches deleting their messages, claiming to have caught what they posted.

    November 8th, 2022

    • At 6:43 PM, the player Laches discovered two new blog entries on the Astral Observatory forums.

    11/8/22 - RESTRICTED ACCESS FILE 6 - Core

    Before fully examining my surroundings, I made certain that it was secure. I wasn’t entirely sure where the waters had taken me. For all I knew, I was trespassing in someone’s home and was about to be blasted with a shotgun… Thankfully, I quickly dispelled those fears. Peeking out the window revealed an overgrown yard and an empty driveway. Seems as though I had been led to yet another abandoned home…

    The room I had been taken to was donned in religious iconography. There were various instances of those same circular symbols from before, as well as some new ones.

    ((The image "Image_2022-11-08_120329416.png" is posted))     target=_blank

    One rather simplistic one made up of a series of pixel-like squares felt especially familiar to me. Why is that…?

    Whoever lived here owned an impressive collection of esoteric literature. Most of these books seemed to be related to the moon and symbology of the heavens… Was this the home of a fanatic? The items found here certainly didn’t seem like they belonged to any mainstream religion. Unfortunately, nothing I found provided any definitive answers.

    I stepped into the pool of water and continued along the trail. I spent the rest of the day exploring the various rooms and locations that were tethered to this strange realm. Most of them were quite similar to the previous room – dark, abandoned, and clad in more mysterious symbols. Sometimes the waters would take me to locations outdoors – secluded nooks and crannies tucked away from society.

    I helped myself to some of the items found in these rooms. Most of these houses were long abandoned, so what’s the harm? As I mentioned before, I don’t really seem to have a need for food. However, I did find a few other useful items… such as the laptop I am currently using to write these notes. Thankfully, its battery doesn’t seem to deplete while I’m in this realm… Strange.

    There were some other oddities regarding this laptop, however… Mainly, a large number of locked files. Though I cannot access their contents, the names given to them imply that they are related to this enigmatic cult…

    There was one singular link saved as a bookmark in the laptop’s browser – Lunarchildren.com. Certainly sounds cult-like. Upon visiting said link, my suspicions were confirmed. This website was adorned in the same iconography that I had seen throughout the rooms connected to this realm. “The Lunar Children”… looks like I finally have a name for them. It’s strange, though… There haven’t been any updates since last year. The site was seemingly abandoned just like all of the rooms I had visited. Did something happen to them…?

    Summary

    • The writer examines the room he was teleported to in the previous entry. He discovers a large collection of religious books and iconography. He comes across the Regiminis sigil, which he notes is especially familiar to him.
    • The writer begins using the teleportative creekwater to explore the other locations connected to the realm. Most of them are rooms full of religious objects similar to the previous one, while others lead to secluded outdoor locations.
    • The writer steals a laptop from one of the rooms. Through it, he discovers Lunarchildren.com. Believing them to be the cult responsible for this strange realm and the religious iconography found within it, he begins researching the Lunar Children.

    Updates

    • Files:
    • Image_2022-11-08_120329416.png - A drawing of the Regiminis sigil. target=_blank

    11/8/22 - RESTRICTED ACCESS FILE 7 - Core

    That brings me to today. I’ve dwelled in this place for nearly two weeks at this point. I have a fairly comprehensive understanding of how this realm is laid out. The creek – and, by extension, the trail that runs along it, are in the shape of a giant circle. This entire realm is bordered by the treeline. I’m not entirely sure if more exists beyond the trees as I’ve never ventured through them. Whenever I get close to them, something just feels… wrong. It’s unpleasant. The only notable landmark here is a bridge. This bridge passes over the creek and leads towards the center of the circle. I plan on exploring that area later today.

    I mentioned before that the sky here appeared to be the same black and green blotchy horizon I saw outside that hospital’s windows, but that’s not always the case. The sky seems to change quite often… Sometimes it’s bright blue. Other times it may be a beautiful golden twilight. It may even change into a brilliant night sky lit up with stars. It’s as if these different skies are being “scrolled through” at fixed rates. This is something I’ll have to observe in more detail…

    In the meantime, I’ve done some digging into this “Lunar Children” cult. The group was very secretive – hardly any information exists about them online. The biggest source of information came from a group known as the “Internet Detectives”, who seem to have been documenting the cult’s movements since 2015. Perhaps they hold the answers I seek?

    I just got back from exploring beyond the bridge. It led me to a quarry of sorts… The path entered into a large basin that was surrounded by rocky cliff faces. These cliffs were dotted with waterfalls. Could this be the source of the creek water? I’m not entirely sure. I couldn’t find anything particularly interesting here, but this area did feel rather… charged, I guess you could say. There seems to be some importance here.

    After returning to the trail, I drew a crude map of the area using this laptop.

    ((The image "Image_2022-11-08_131312107.png" is posted))     target=_blank

    I also decided to join this “Internet Detectives” group. Finding a way into their circle was easy enough, but I was at a loss as to how I should identify myself… It’s not like I had any past names I could label myself as – at least not ones that I could remember… I instead just created something on the spot – “Gelus”. Not sure where it came from, but I thought it sounded fitting enough.

    Upon entering, I was immediately greeted with a… “warm” welcome. Many of them began insulting me right out of the gate. Others accused me of being a member of the cult. The rest resorted to in-fighting. Are these people truly my only lead?

    The detectives eventually quieted down. It seems this is a sort of vetting process that new members undergo. Great. Well, until I can learn more about this group and its… complicated dynamic, I’ve resigned myself to lurking.

    Summary

    • The journal entries finally reach the "present" at the time the writer was creating them - January 13th, 2017.
    • The writer explains that the realm he is trapped in appears to be circular in shape. The creek and the path that follows along it are in the shape of a giant circle surrounded by trees. There is also a bridge that crosses over the creek leading towards the center of the circle where a large quarry can be found.
    • The writer notes that the sky in this realm seems to change every so often as if its cycling between various different appearances.
    • The writer joins the Internet Detectives under the username Gelus in an attempt to learn more about the Lunar Children.

    Updates

    • Files:
    • Image_2022-11-08_131312107.png - A drawing of the strange realm the writer is exploring. target=_blank

    November 9th, 2022

    • At 4:52 PM, the player Laches discovered that a new blog entry had been posted on the Astral Observatory forums - "RESTRICTED ACCESS FILE 8".

    11/9/22 - RESTRICTED ACCESS FILE 8 - Core

    These detectives are… strange. On top of their other various eccentricities, they believe everything involving this cult is a giant “game” and that none of it is real. If only they knew… I have plenty of evidence that could prove otherwise, but I fear that if I were to present it, I would be written off as yet another aspect of said “game”. Alternatively, they might accuse me of being a malicious actor aligned with the Lunar Children. Either way, it’s best to continue lying low for the time being.

    In the meantime, I’ve been examining their various public resources. They’ve been keeping a rather thorough timeline of events regarding the actions of this cult, but some of it truly stretches the imagination… Time travel? Ghosts? Magical songs? It’s no wonder they write off this cult as fiction, and yet, given what I’ve experienced… I suppose it must all be real too?

    These resources have sent me down rabbit hole after rabbit hole. Apparently, the Lunar Children were birthed from a completely separate cult known as the “Moon Children”. As if this weren’t all complicated enough already… This previous group also had their own website – Youshouldnthavedonethat.net. This site… Something about it feels INCREDIBLY familiar to me. This sensation of enigmatic familiarity is one that I’ve become quite used to is honestly rather tiresome. However, something about this feels different. It’s as if… this familiarity is coming from a different place…?

    Summary

    • The writer begins reading the Internet Detective's resources in an attempt to learn more about the Lunar Children.
    • The writer learns about the Moon Children. He notes that their website, Youshouldnthavedonethat.net, feels very familiar to him, though this familiarity seem to be coming from "a different place".
    • At 5:47 PM, the player Pako discovered that a new blog entry had been posted on the Astral Observatory forums - "RESTRICTED ACCESS FILE 9".

    11/9/22 - RESTRICTED ACCESS FILE 9 - Core

    Today is January 16th. I finally put an end to my lurking and became an active participant within the Internet Detectives. Despite my best efforts, some members there are still suspicious of me. I haven’t exactly said anything out of the ordinary… Are they really that paranoid? Their accusations seem to be in good fun, though. I’ve been officially welcomed into their community.

    Beyond their initial vetting, this group is actually rather friendly. One member in particular named “Greth” has been especially helpful in getting me up to speed regarding the story surrounding these cults. He is apparently a veteran of this community and was able to share first hand knowledge of events that took place all those years ago.

    According to him, the Moon Children have been inactive since 2010. Meanwhile, the Lunar Children all seemingly disappeared in April of 2016 after some mysterious disaster. April of 2016… That was several months before I awoke from my “coma”… Could it be connected somehow?

    I don’t want to believe that I’m somehow related to this cult, but that seems to be the case… The timing, the portal in my “home”, all these familiar symbols… But… the idea of worshiping some moon goddess is preposterous to me. Would I really do such a thing?

    Devotee or not, I definitely hold some sort of relevance to them. In the eyes of the detectives… would that make me an enemy? I don’t view them as enemies, though… They’ve been quite nice despite their… eccentricities. I hope things can remain that way. But, if my fears turn out to be true… would I be able to continue standing among them? Knowing what I am?

    Summary

    • The writer notes that the date is January 16th. They decided to begin properly participating within the Internet Detectives.
    • The writer became good friends with Greth, who explained more of the Lunar Children and Moon Children's history to him.
    • The writer ponders if the cataclysm that destroyed the Lunar Children in 2016 could somehow be related to his coma. This, coupled with the portal found in his home and his familiarity of the cult's symbols has him worrying that he may have been a Lunar Child in the past.
    • The writer wonders if he'd still be able to remain friends with the Internet Detectives should it turn out that he was a member of the cult in the past.

    November 10th, 2022

    • At 5:31 PM, the player Pako discovered two new blog entries on the Astral Observatory forums.

    11/10/22 - RESTRICTED ACCESS FILE 10 - Core

    Was I truly once a Lunar Child? If so, why? These thoughts weigh heavily on my mind, and yet… I’ve no one to whom I can share them with. It’s painful. I’ve become quite attached to the Internet Detectives, but this is a struggle that I must work through alone. If I were to even slightly hint at what was troubling me, I would likely be written off as an enemy, a psychopath, or some mix of the two. I don’t want to lose my new friends. My only friends.

    Greth has noticed that something’s been troubling me. I attempt to handwave it, but he’s much too keen… Thankfully, he never dwells on the subject. Instead, he spams me with ironic memes, strange music videos, and images of… “Jake The Snake Roberts”. Though not exactly helpful, I’d be lying if I said his efforts weren’t charming.

    Greth wasn’t the only one who noticed my troubles. Out of the blue, I received a message from another Internet Detective – a Spanish user named Jos. I hadn’t really ever interacted with Jos before, yet despite that, he showed deep concern for my well being. Was it really that obvious…? I have to work on keeping my troubles more subdued… Jos’s words were… touching, though. He gave me what was essentially an emotional pep-talk. I wasn’t really sure how to respond, but his words were moving. Truly.

    The three of us proceeded to spend the rest of the night in a call together. Over time, several other detectives joined in. It was… nice.

    Summary

    • The writer continues questioning whether or not he was a Lunar Child in the past.
    • Greth and Jos notice that the writer is troubled and attempt to comfort him. The writer is touched and proceeds to enjoy a voice call with the Internet Detectives over Skype.

    11/10/22 - RESTRICTED ACCESS FILE 11 - Core

    Today is June 10th. 2017. I’ve been neglecting my journal for quite some time… Mainly because nothing eventful has really taken place.

    I’ve spent the past few months further familiarizing myself with this strange realm – a location I’ve now come to refer to as the “Shortcut”. At this point, I’ve just about fully scouted out all of its connected rooms. While most of them lead to abandoned homes, there are one or two that still seem to be occupied… Also, there are some portals that I believe have been destroyed, as they remain inaccessible and their reflections reveal only rubble and darkness. Perhaps they were destroyed during the April 2016 event…?

    I’m living quite comfortably now. I’ve taken residence in one of the abandoned rooms connected to the Shortcut that I’ve ensured is secure. It’s much easier to get in and out of this room than it is my “home”, considering I’d have to deal with the trapdoor every time I want to cross over. I spend most of my day within the Shortcut. It’s… comforting here. I feel a connection to this place.

    At this point, I’ve cemented myself within the Internet Detectives. I partake in calls with Jos and Greth nearly every night and I’ve become good friends with several other of its members as well. Things have apparently been rather quiet in their “game”, which… I suppose is good news. Less activity from these cults means less potential enemies for me and my friends. However, it doesn’t exactly help much regarding the mysteries of my past…

    I fear I might never find the truth… but what I fear more is what that truth might bring. If it were revealed to me, what then would become of the past several months I’ve spent with the Detectives? Would it… “not count”? Would my original personage supersede who I’ve come to be since my awakening? At that point, who would I even really be?

    Though my friends do manage to keep my spirits high, my mind can’t help but wander back to these questions from time to time…

    Summary

    • The writer notes that the date is June 10th, 2017. He hasn't written any journals in a long time because nothing of note has taken place.
    • The writer has taken to calling the strange realm he travels through "The Shortcut". Despite its otherworldly properties, he lives comfortably within it.
    • The writer has become good friends with several of the Internet Detectives. He notes that their "game" has been relatively quiet due to a lack of cult activity.
    • The writer admits that he still occasionally worries about the truth of his past and how it may conflict with his current relationship with the Internet Detectives.

    November 11th, 2022

    • At 8:27 AM, the player Laches discovered that a new video had been uploaded to Greth Vlogs - "BREAKING NEWS BULLETIN". target=_blank

    11/11/22 - "BREAKING NEWS BULLETIN" - YouTube (Greth Vlogs)

    The video begins with heavily distorted images of Greth and BUP's avatar appearing on screen. A small graphic can be seen in the upper-righthand corner of the screen featuring BUP and text that reads:

    signal strength
    BUPCAST
    Live!

    The Metatron Cube is briefly shown before a 3D model of BUP appears. He begins speaking as distorted footage similar to that seen in the video "rendevous" plays in the background.

    BUP: "𝖍𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖔 𝖋𝖗𝖎𝖊𝖓𝖉𝖘"
    BUP: "𝖍𝖔𝖜 𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖇𝖊𝖊𝖓?"
    BUP: "𝖓𝖔𝖙 𝖙𝖔𝖔 𝖈𝖔𝖒𝖋𝖞 𝖎 𝖍𝖔𝖕𝖊"
    BUP: "𝖎𝖙 𝖍𝖆𝖘 𝖇𝖊𝖊𝖓 𝖙𝖔𝖔 𝖑𝖔𝖓𝖌"
    BUP: "𝖉𝖎𝖉𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖒𝖎𝖘𝖘𝖒𝖊"
    BUP: "𝖎𝖋 𝖎 𝖍𝖆𝖉 𝖙𝖔 𝖌𝖚𝖊𝖘𝖘"
    BUP: "𝖎 𝖜𝖔𝖚𝖑𝖉 𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖙𝖔 𝖘𝖆𝖞..."
    BUP: "𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖇𝖆𝖇𝖑𝖞"
    BUP: "𝖓𝖔𝖙"
    BUP: "𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖒𝖚𝖘𝖙 𝖇𝖊 𝖜𝖔𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖜𝖍𝖞 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖈𝖔𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖈𝖙"
    BUP: "𝖆𝖋𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖘 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊"
    BUP: "𝖇𝖊𝖈𝖆𝖚𝖘𝖊, 𝖖𝖚𝖎𝖙𝖊 𝖘𝖎𝖒𝖕𝖑𝖞 𝖎 𝖆𝖒 𝖈𝖊𝖑𝖊𝖇𝖗𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖓𝖌"
    BUP: "𝖔𝖋 𝖈𝖔𝖚𝖗𝖘𝖊 𝖓𝖔𝖜 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖒𝖚𝖘𝖙 𝖐𝖓𝖔𝖜"
    BUP: "𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖔𝖈𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖔𝖋 𝖒𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙"
    BUP: "𝖎𝖙 𝖎𝖘 𝖜𝖔𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖔𝖚𝖘 𝖋𝖗𝖎𝖊𝖓𝖉𝖘"
    BUP: "𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝖒𝖞 𝖉𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖒𝖘 𝖆𝖗𝖊 𝖈𝖔𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖙𝖗𝖚𝖊"
    BUP: "𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖊 𝖆𝖗𝖊 𝖘𝖔 𝖒𝖆𝖓𝖞 𝖋𝖔𝖗𝖈𝖊𝖘 𝖆𝖌𝖆𝖎𝖓𝖘𝖙 𝖞𝖔𝖚"
    BUP: "𝖘𝖔 𝖒𝖆𝖓𝖞 𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖊𝖘𝖙𝖘 𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖌𝖓 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖍 𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖊"
    BUP: "𝖘𝖔𝖔𝖓 𝖙𝖜𝖔 𝖔𝖋 𝖒𝖊 𝖜𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖇𝖊𝖈𝖔𝖒𝖊 𝖔𝖓𝖊"
    BUP: "𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖘 𝖔𝖓𝖊"
    BUP: "𝖔𝖍 𝖒𝖞..."
    BUP: "𝖉𝖔𝖊𝖘 𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖘𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 𝖞𝖔𝖚?"
    BUP: "...𝖎 𝖇𝖊𝖙!"
    BUP: "𝖘𝖔 𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖎𝖑 𝖓𝖊𝖝𝖙 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊, 𝖑𝖔𝖘𝖊𝖗𝖘..."
    BUP: "𝖒𝖞 𝖕𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖗 𝖌𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖘"

    BUP disappears as the footage corrupts into static.

    Summary

    • BUP is celebrating because two Greths are about to aggregate. He claims that this will help grow his power.

    Updates

    • YouTube Details:
    • Description: "die :)"
    • Tags: N/A
    • At 10:48 AM, the player Fascio discovered a new blog post on the Astral Observatory forums - "Regarding BUP" by NotAHoax_M12.

    11/11/22 - Regarding BUP - NotAHoax_M12

    Disregard that god fersaken creature BROTHERS, I swear I will protect you ALL with my TRUEST AND DEEPEST sincerity. Whatever happens in the upcoming days, we will stand TOGETHER and end this madness once and for all!

    -YOUR FRIEND HOAX

    PS SORRY MY FACEBOOK MEME PAGE DISAPPEARED, I had STRONG proof that Mark Zuckerberg is a REPTILIAN afterall and was not JUST a MEME, therefore I decided it was safest to remove my PRESENCE for that website. I already know I have given the ENEMY some information, but he’ll never FIND ME!

    Stay safe!

    Summary

    • NotAHoax takes a stand against BUP, promising to keep his friends safe. He also apologizes for the disappearance of his Facebook meme page.
    • At 3:36 PM, the player Fascio discovered a new blog post on the Astral Observatory forums - "RESTRICTED ACCESS FILE 12".

    11/11/22 - "RESTRICTED ACCESS FILE 12" - Core

    Today is August 6th. I’m still a bit shaken up as I write this, but I’ll try my best to remain focused. I saw someone today. Here. In the Shortcut. This is the first time that’s ever happened, and I don’t know what to make of it. It can’t just be a random wanderer, right? They have to be connected to the Lunar Children – how else would they get here? The worst part is that they definitely saw me.

    Alright. Let me start from the beginning. I was taking a walk around the trail shortly after waking up. This has basically been my routine for the past few months. I’ve never felt in danger or really anything other than pure tranquility while doing so. But… today was different. I kept getting a really uneasy feeling… I couldn’t shake the sensation that I was being watched and kept looking over my shoulder.

    As I was nearing the bridge, I turned and saw him. At least, they appeared to be male… I couldn’t see their face. They were wearing a large, shiny mask and were dressed in… I think a hoodie? Their clothes were rather unassuming. I honestly didn’t know how to react – this was completely unexpected, so I just froze.

    We stared at each other. It felt like an entire minute, though I know it must have only been a few seconds. They didn’t say anything… They didn’t even really move – that is, until I blinked. Though I had only closed my eyes for a split second, they vanished.

    At first I thought I must have hallucinated it, because how would that even be possible? I later remembered hearing about how some of these cultists had special abilities to “warp” around at will… Something involving the “Parallelos”, I believe? Is that what this was? My mind is racing and I have a splitting headache… I’ve boarded myself up in my “room” and closed off the Shortcut for the time being. I need to get some sleep, this is too much.

    Summary

    • The writer notes that the date is August 6th.
    • The writer is shaken up because he had just seen someone else in the Shortcut. He describes them as wearing black clothing and a large, shiny mask. After staring at them for a bit, the masked man vanished.
    • The writer has boarded themselves up in their room, fearing that this masked individual is a member of the Lunar Children who has come after them.
    • At 1:02 PM, IsocelesAssassin created a thread on the Astral Observatory forums titled "The Aggregation". As players and Astral Observatory members conversed in this thread, Patrem returned to Within Hubris and began chatting in the Johnisdead thread. Because these two conversations were slightly intertwined, they will be documented together down below:

    11/11/22 - Undecim Nocte Forum Posts - Within Hubris / Astralobservatory.net

    Astral Observatory

    IsocelesAssassin 1:02 PM: "At 4:23 AM today, BUP released a broadcast. I assume you’ve all seen it by now. As for me, well, Hoax was actually the one who notified me about it. He’s been keeping his eyes peeled lately, so major props to him."
    IsocelesAssassin 1:02 PM: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYTOmW4oLxE"     target=_blank
    IsocelesAssassin 1:02 PM: "It’s hard to decipher anything from this fucking asshole, but I fear that what he’s talking about relates back to The Jaeger’s warning on the older forums."
    IsocelesAssassin 1:02 PM: "“The aggregation will commence soon. There was never anything you could do to stop it. Your friend is ours. It’s time to give in this game and pretend your life is normal.” “The False Father seeks transit to witness the final rebirth.”
    IsocelesAssassin 1:02 PM: "Your Greth has repeatedly fallen under the influence of both BUP and Patrem, hasn’t he? I don’t even want to imagine what this would do to Moonman. I theorized that he was intending on using the Shortcut when he left, but when I went to check, I found that the entrance we usually used was sealed off. It’s possible that something might have trapped him in there, but I think it’s more likely that he sealed it himself so that I can’t follow him. I’m at a loss as for what to do. I’m not going to lie, I’ve actually been a mess all fucking day because of this. Me and Hoax will keep watching for any sort of clue regarding Moon’s whereabouts. In the meantime, I’ve been trying to contact Kaiden but there’s been absolutely zero response."

    Within Hubris

    /Patrem\ 4:23 PM: "TIME Again it has arrived that I should address you children. Most glorious is it now for a newfound freedom is at hand to be shown on this most glorious of times, within such that is your mortal perception of such."
    Jos 4:33 PM: "The fuck are you talking about you clown fuck i came here to masturbate where the fuck is the hentai"

    Astral Observatory

    NotAHoax_M12 4:39 PM: "Do not worry brother I have FAITH that luck will be on our side in the end. NEVER LOSE HOPE!!!"

    Within Hubris

    Laches 4:40 PM: "Other than the hentai, I'm sure you can feel the tug, I mean pull of Bup attempting to complete their aggregation. Will you still communicate with Luna in order to allow our powers to be heard?"

    Astral Observatory

    IsocelesAssassin 4:45 PM: "I wish I could share your optimism, Hoax. I really do. At this point, I just honestly don’t know what any of us could do."
    Laches 4:52 PM: "It’s possible we may be able to send moonman your way. In our verse, Patrem has reached out to taunt us which means we may still be able to use the powers of the ocarina. That being said, I don’t know how to guarantee their safety. The other possibility is to try and remove the lock from the shortcut but at the moment I can’t fathom how this will play into BUP’s hand.
    Kaiden_Zoromichi 5:01 PM: "Don’t worry IA. I’ve got this…"
    IsocelesAssassin 5:01 PM: "Yeah, I mean that’s the problem, I don’t even know how we can approach this. I somehow doubt that Patrem would allow us our powers considering he’s apparently a key player in this, but it’s worth a shot?"
    IsocelesAssassin 5:06 PM: "Kaiden_Zoromichi: "Don’t worry IA. I’ve got this…" Wait, what the fuck? I’ve been trying to get ahold of you all morning, what do you mean you’ve got this?"
    NotAHoax_M12 5:10 PM: "DON’T WORRY HE’S GOT THIS!!!!!"
    IsocelesAssassin 5:32 PM: "I really don’t think this is the time for shitposting."

    Within Hubris

    /Patrem\ 5:45 PM: "Mine is the ascension that is always most high before that of the most holy Mother of the night. Before me at times have been false selves. Some false selves have come to speak before you children in times prior, but it is on this hour you witness the most high. Know that this arrival of myself in times prior speaking of other masters and greater riddles was not any manifestation of myself who you will find to be the Father most true! Oh great Luna! Oh Mother Diana! With most sound mind and whole spirit I manifest now. I rebuke all false selves who have been here before the harbinger children as I take holy flight. The one whom has been known to them as greth has on many planes and times been but a puppet of mine."
    /Patrem\ 5:45 PM: "One whom has become known among you by a most foolish and childish title, bup, has held no power over such operations. In any endeavors he proves merely a puppet to my higher will if even an actor beyond petty humor of the spirits lower than Luna whom is most high. Now to end all bastardizations of my holy rites! Time in spheres I escape under light of sphere most holy, Luna oh glory to thee and highest praise from the true Father! Towards new horizons I ascend to glorious Luna's parallelos evermore and lay waste to the feeble minds that would be tools on such a journey."
    /Patrem\ 5:45 PM: "Witness now harbinger brats, all falsehoods of your father are laid waste, pray for mercy and you may find yet more time before the void of devium. Glory oh Diana! Glory glory glory!"
    Laches 5:51 PM: "ok cuck"

    Astral Observatory

    Laches 6:10 PM: "In the face of absolute annihilation all we have left is humor. Stay strong, my guy."

    Summary

    • IsocelesAssassin is fearing for the safety of Moonman, believing that BUP's video was hinting towards his upcoming aggregation with Greth.
    • IsocelesAssassin mentions that he went searching for Moonman in the past, believing that he may have utilized the Shortcut. However, the entrance to the Shortcut was sealed off. IsocelesAssassin believes this was Moonman's own doing so that he couldn't be followed.
    • NotAHoax tells IsocelesAssassin to have faith and not lose hope.
    • Patrem begins taunting the players in a manner similar to that of his 2015 interactions. He gloats about soon having more freedom.
    • IsocelesAssassin and the player Laches begin discussing whether or not they could utilize their Ocarina powers to help Moonman. Meanwhile, Kaiden_Zoromichi joins the thread and claims "I've got this…".
    • IsocelesAssassin is confused regarding Kaiden's statement. However, NotAHoax simply mimics his enthusiasm.
    • Patrem claims that "false selves" have approached the players in the past speaking of "other masters and greater riddles". This seems to imply that the Patrem speaking to players about "The Great Author" and Synchron were not him.
    • In response to the player Laches questioning BUP's involvement with Greth's aggregation, Patrem claims that "One whom has become known among you by a most foolish and childish title, bup, has held no power over such operations.".
    • Patrem begins praising Luna while gloating about his eventual arrival in her Parallelos.

    Updates

    • Files:
    • (Unnamed File) - Kaiden's avatar on the Astral Observatory Forums. target=_blank
    • (Unnamed File) - Kaiden's banner on the Astral Observatory Forums. target=_blank
    • At 6:29 PM, the player Laches discovered that a new video was premiering on the Silentdork YouTube channel - "Aggregation". target=_blank

    11/11/22 - "Aggregation" - YouTube (Silentdork)

    The video begins with a distorted, green shot of a nature trail - presumably the Shortcut. Text akin to that which appeared in the video "Abduction" begins appearing on screen. Faint images of The Jaeger are shown as well, implying that he is the one who is speaking.

    The Jaeger: "WANDERING YOUR "SHORTCUT" AGAIN?"
    The Jaeger: "WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU HOPING TO FIND HERE?"
    The Jaeger: "FEELING SENTIMENTAL?"

    The footage slowly fades into clips of a rocky location with a waterfall.

    The Jaeger: "THIS IS WHERE SHE DIED."
    The Jaeger: "YOU COULDN'T SAVE HER."

    The footage slowly fades to clips of someone crossing the same bridge seen in the video "Escape p.2" before cutting back to more footage of forest trails.

    The Jaeger: "IT'S OKAY."
    The Jaeger: "THAT'S JUST HOW THIS WORLD IS."
    The Jaeger: "THAT'S SOMETHING I LEARNED A LONG TIME AGO."

    The footage fades into a shot of the creek.

    The Jaeger: "A DIRECT CONFRONTATION?"

    As the camera moves towards the water, the screen warps and turns white.

    The Jaeger: "DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT WILL WORK?"

    The footage warps back in. Moonman falls from the sky landing near one of the trucks in Tyler's yard. The video stutters, cutting to a shot of Moonman standing in front of a tree holding a pistol.

    The Jaeger: "LOOKING FOR ME?"

    The video stutters again, now showing a shot of Tyler's yard. The Jaeger can be seen occasionally peeking out from behind a tree.

    The Jaeger: "DON'T WORRY."
    The Jaeger: "I WON'T KEEP YOU WAITING."

    The video cuts to a shot of The Jaeger's perspective as he runs out from behind a tree and chases down Moonman. As he makes contact with Moonman, the video fades to black. A brief shot of Mat and The Jaeger is shown.

    The Jaeger: "THE AGGREGATION HAS BEGUN."

    The footage begins alternating between purple, distorted shots of Moonman and Greth in a pained, trance-like state.

    The Jaeger: "CAN YOU FEEL HIS MEMORIES SEEPING INTO YOURS?"

    Footage of Greth driving from 2016 fades in. He begins speaking.

    Greth: "Guys, I am on the way to the pond that we found the coordinates for. Um… I'm really excited… but also really nervous. Uh, I don't know what I'm going to find. I will be there soon and I will start the video again when I'm there and then we'll go check it out. Uhh… That's about it. I guess I could talk about this place - it's a small town in Florida… Not much going on here except they've got a Denny's that I ate at. Right about now… I mean, it's quaint, but I'm more like is this the sort of backwater place you go find a pond at and then die, cause - you know what I mean? I've got traffic, I'm gonna-"

    The video stutters and cuts to another shot of Greth in his car. He appears disheveled and is slightly discolored. Greth exits his car and begins making his way across Tyler's yard. Greth enters Tyler's house and sneaks up on him from behind. Greth reaches out for Tyler as the video cuts to a shot to the yard.

    Greth can be seen in a robe sitting in front of a variety of items. Greth hands someone the Bullet Necklace. Greth can then be seen putting the white, fish-like mask seen in previous videos on his face.

    The video then cuts to Greth walking outside Tyler's yard, now appearing normal. He comes across the white, fish-like mask on the ground. As he picks it up, the video distorts and tints green. The video cuts to black as Greth moves offscreen.

    The video cuts to Moonman's perspective as we see him staring at the ground. He suddenly looks up to see someone wearing a black coat running towards him. The musical cue and Kingdom Hearts-esque attire implies that this is Kaiden.

    Summary

    • This video confirms that Moonman has been wandering around the Shortcut. He enters into what appears to be the quarry while The Jaeger claims "THIS IS WHERE SHE DIED.".
    • Moonman uses the creek water to warp to Tyler's yard - presumably for a "DIRECT CONFRONTATION", as noted by The Jaeger.
    • The Jaeger stalks Moonman around Tyler's yard before inevitably capturing him. Mat and The Jaeger are both shown together as Moonman and Greth's aggregation begins.
    • Moonman begins experiencing some of Greth's memories. These include:
    • Greth driving to the pond coordinates discovered on Youshouldnthavedonethat.net in 2016.
    • Greth, now disheveled, approaching Tyler's house and capturing him.
    • Greth wearing a robe while participating in some sort of ritual while handing the Bullet Necklace off to someone.
    • Greth wearing the white, fish-like mask seen in previous videos.
    • Greth, now appearing normal, coming across the white, fish-like mask in Tyler's yard and taking it with him.
    • Kaiden is seen running towards Moonman during the aggregation in the video's final moments.

    Updates

    • YouTube Details:
    • Description: "Father departs. Mother awaits. A bridge is constructed - one of two souls."
    • Tags: "It is a perilous bridge to cross, the tollkeeper demands a steep price"
    • At 6:41 PM, Astral Observatory members became active in the "The Aggregation" thread once again.

    11/11/22 - "The Aggregation" - IsocelesAssassin

    November 11th, 2022

    IsocelesAssassin 1:02 PM: "At 4:23 AM today, BUP released a broadcast. I assume you’ve all seen it by now. As for me, well, Hoax was actually the one who notified me about it. He’s been keeping his eyes peeled lately, so major props to him."
    IsocelesAssassin 1:02 PM: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYTOmW4oLxE" target=_blank
    IsocelesAssassin 1:02 PM: "It’s hard to decipher anything from this fucking asshole, but I fear that what he’s talking about relates back to The Jaeger’s warning on the older forums."
    IsocelesAssassin 1:02 PM: "“The aggregation will commence soon. There was never anything you could do to stop it. Your friend is ours. It’s time to give in this game and pretend your life is normal.” “The False Father seeks transit to witness the final rebirth.”
    IsocelesAssassin 1:02 PM: "Your Greth has repeatedly fallen under the influence of both BUP and Patrem, hasn’t he? I don’t even want to imagine what this would do to Moonman. I theorized that he was intending on using the Shortcut when he left, but when I went to check, I found that the entrance we usually used was sealed off. It’s possible that something might have trapped him in there, but I think it’s more likely that he sealed it himself so that I can’t follow him. I’m at a loss as for what to do. I’m not going to lie, I’ve actually been a mess all fucking day because of this. Me and Hoax will keep watching for any sort of clue regarding Moon’s whereabouts. In the meantime, I’ve been trying to contact Kaiden but there’s been absolutely zero response."
    NotAHoax_M12 4:39 PM: "Do not worry brother I have FAITH that luck will be on our side in the end. NEVER LOSE HOPE!!!"
    IsocelesAssassin 4:45 PM: "I wish I could share your optimism, Hoax. I really do. At this point, I just honestly don’t know what any of us could do."
    Laches 4:52 PM: "It’s possible we may be able to send moonman your way. In our verse, Patrem has reached out to taunt us which means we may still be able to use the powers of the ocarina. That being said, I don’t know how to guarantee their safety. The other possibility is to try and remove the lock from the shortcut but at the moment I can’t fathom how this will play into BUP’s hand.
    Kaiden_Zoromichi 5:01 PM: "Don’t worry IA. I’ve got this…"
    IsocelesAssassin 5:01 PM: "Yeah, I mean that’s the problem, I don’t even know how we can approach this. I somehow doubt that Patrem would allow us our powers considering he’s apparently a key player in this, but it’s worth a shot?"
    IsocelesAssassin 5:06 PM: "Kaiden_Zoromichi: "Don’t worry IA. I’ve got this…" Wait, what the fuck? I’ve been trying to get ahold of you all morning, what do you mean you’ve got this?"
    NotAHoax_M12 5:10 PM: "DON’T WORRY HE’S GOT THIS!!!!!"
    IsocelesAssassin 5:32 PM: "I really don’t think this is the time for shitposting."
    Laches 6:10 PM: "In the face of absolute annihilation all we have left is humor. Stay strong, my guy."
    IsocelesAssassin 6:41 PM: "What the fuck??? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTREY2OPTFY Kaiden???"
    Kaiden_Zoromichi 6:50 PM: "I told you I got this. Moonman is safe, and he’s here with me and Hoax."
    IsocelesAssassin 6:55 PM: "Alright, that’s cool. Great, even, but how the fuck did you even manage?"
    Kaiden_Zoromichi 7:06 PM: "All will be revealed in time, in a video format."
    IsocelesAssassin 7:08 PM: "PLEASE don’t tell me you’re making what I think you’re making."

    Summary

    • Kaiden informs everyone that he has rescued Moonman. Moonman is now staying with him and NotAHoax.
    • Kaiden implies that he will explain exactly what happened in video format - presumably another Kaiden Abridged video.
    • At 7:10 PM, a new video began premiering on the Silentdork YouTube channel - "False Fathers Failure". target=_blank

    11/11/22 - "False Fathers Failure" - YouTube (Silentdork)

    The video begins with distorted shots of Greth and Moonman taken from the video "Aggregation". The two clips are pulled apart, revealing a shot of Patrem. Patrem slowly fades away as text from Regiminis appears on screen:

    Regiminis: "Look how far you've fallen"

    Regiminis appears on screen laughing as the video stutters.

    Regiminis: "PATHETIC"

    Regiminis begins speaking towards the camera in a beach or ocean-like environment.

    Regiminis: "You should have given up while you were ahead, old man"
    Regiminis: "Or maybe picked your allies a bit more carefully."
    Regiminis: "What did you expect, taking orders from those fools?"
    Regiminis: "A bunch of children trying to escape the game"
    Regiminis: "Because they just can't seem to play by the rules"
    Regiminis: "Your sorry excuse for an Aggregation has failed"
    Regiminis: "But a part of me wonders if that wasn't his plan from the beginning?"
    Regiminis: "After all, it wouldn't be the first time he severed you from this world"
    Regiminis: "FAR FROM IT"

    Regiminis leaps towards the camera, causing the video to stutter and cut to a shot of him laughing outside of a building.

    Regiminis: "Maybe I'll pay you a visit in the Parallelos"
    Regiminis: "Show you what a real Aggregation looks like"

    The video zooms in on Regiminis's face.

    Regiminis: "ME"

    Faint footage of a mustached man wearing a hoodie is shown.

    Regiminis: "MYSELF"

    Faint footage of the skull-like entity seen in the video "R.webm" is shown.

    Regiminis: "AND I"

    The video cuts to a heavily distorted shot of Regiminis in a dark environment.

    Regiminis: "Someone has to put an end to your sad existence"
    Regiminis: "Your entire life is one big tragedy"
    Regiminis: "Killed by your own son…"
    Regiminis: "Restricted by the flesh of weaklings…"
    Regiminis: "Worked so, so very hard to build a new flock…"
    Regiminis: "Only to lose it all once again"
    Regiminis: "And oh, let's not forget…"
    Regiminis: "DEAR SWEET DIANA"
    Regiminis: "I would be doing you a favor"

    The video cuts back to Regiminis in front of a building.

    Regiminis: "That will have to wait, though"
    Regiminis: "There's an old friend I must attend to first"
    Regiminis: "He's been taking his sweet time. But I am a patient man."
    Regiminis: "I've waited this long. I can wait a little bit longer."

    Regiminis grabs the camera, causing the screen to go dark.

    Regiminis: "For all of those out there watching at home…"
    Regiminis: "I hope you enjoy what comes next"
    Regiminis: "Because what you're about to witness"
    Regiminis: "IS THE BIRTH OF A NEW GOD"

    A heavily distorted Regiminis face appears on screen as the video ends.

    Summary

    • This video is a mocking message from Regiminis directed at Patrem. Regiminis mocks Patrem for being killed by his own son, losing Diana, being trapped within the bodies of others, and now having failed his own aggregation.
    • Regiminis implies that Patrem now dwells in the Parallelos after the failure of his aggregation. He threatens to visit him there and finish him off.
    • Regiminis threatens to show Patrem what a "real Aggregation" looks like. This could imply that he has already aggregated with both Hotspot and Nocta.
    • Regiminis implies that Patrem was taking orders from "children trying to escape the game" because they "can't seem to play by the rules".
    • Regiminis ponders if Patrem's aggregation failing was intended by someone who was overseeing it. Regiminis implies that this individual had already "severed you from this world" in the past.
    • Regiminis notes that he will continue waiting for Tyler.

    Updates

    • YouTube Details:
    • Description: "Gone is my time of faith in you oh glorious "Father". It was you who titled me grand, but in all your failings and against all meddling, it was "I" who had to seize it for myself. It is too easily forgotten, despite anything that is said by the many would be rulers. My symbol is the one found here. My say is final at this channel. Be prepared to witness the full power of the grand govenor. Regiminis."
    • Tags: "falsi patrem dejecti, Grand Kevi, The sigil of Awa, Malagasy"
    • At 11:11 PM, Katu briefly became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server, simply posting "lmao XD".
    • At 11:23 PM, a new video began premiering on the Silentdork YouTube channel - "Trailer Announcement". target=_blank

    11/11/22 - "Trailer Announcement" - YouTube (Silentdork)

    The video begins with a few moments of darkness before the intro that usually plays before Nintendo Directs is shown. As the "Nintendo Direct" logo appears on screen, a flash of a strange, distorted face is shown as the logo briefly changes to read "WireTalk Direct". The intro ends and transitions to a shot of "Mr. Silent". He now appears much paler than usual and the footage featuring often stutters. He begins speaking, though his mouth movements do not appear to match what he is saying and he speaks with odd inflections.

    Mr. Silent: "Hello, everyone. I am- Mr. Silent-yle, and I'll be your guide for today's WireTalk presentation. We are here today to discuss the upcoming Johnisdead Movie. As you may know, today was meant to be the original air date - this project - as discussed in our previous update video, the Johnisdead Movie has been delayed. We once again apologize for this failure. However, what we do have for you today is a special sneak peek at the project. We hope you enjoy it. Please, take a look."

    Mr. Silent snaps his fingers, causing another Nintendo Direct-esque transition to occur. A "Johnisdead Movie" title card is shown, which features a large "Marriott" hotel with faint shots of Tyler and Regiminis. A voice begins speaking:

    "Let's take a detour to the Parallelos in the Johnisdead Movie!"

    The transition ends and the trailer begins playing. The following shots are shown with the occasional voice line:

    - The bridge in the Parallelos with two logos: "OFA" and "Internet Detectives".
    - A girl standing in a temple surrounded by torches.
    - "I swear, every time I catch the news it's the same thing - drowning and burning. Do you think people will come up with new less shitty ways to die?"
    - A distorted environment with buildings, dead trees, and floating cubes.
    - A blonde-haired person watching a blacked-haired person typing at a computer in a room filled with electronics.
    - The black-haried person from above typing at a different angle.
    - The Producer standing in-front of a monitor.
    - A brown and white haired man with glasses looking down at his phone.
    - A man in a jumpsuit walking up to ledge where a massive saturn-shaped sun and Majora's Mask moon can be seen in the distance.
    - Tyler running down a long, dark hallway.
    - The saturn-like sun behind the Marriott hotel.
    - "Come on, it's 2012. Humanity's gone crazy... The world's totally ending."
    - Tyler and Erika in a mirror.
    - A mustached man in a hoodie looking up at the camera.
    - Tyler falling in the sky.
    - Tyler popping up out of some water behind a building at night.
    - The man in a jumpsuit in the same environment as before but now engaged in what appears to be a turn-based PS1 RPG battle against two distorted enemies. His options seem to be "Attack", "Devices", "Item", and "Escape".
    - The man in a jumpsuit playing what appears to be an electronic Ocarina to use the "Song of Time".
    - The man in a jumpsuit choosing to go back two turns in the RPG battle after playing the "Song of Time". The text reads "You played the "Song of Time"!", "Go back 1 turn", and "Go back 2 turns".
    - The man in a jumpsuit striking a strange pose.
    - "He was my best friend, you know? He went missing in 2011. Sometimes it feels like he's still here."
    - Something that appears to be a cipher-solving minigame. This screen is framed by something called the "Particle Parser" which has options for "L1 - Lens Mode" and "R1 - Change Layer". The supposed layer option chosen is "Anomaly Lens", with the others being "TS Lens", "PU Lens", "Skybox Lens", and "NULL Lens". The cipher in question reads "On the eleventh night, I witnessed the crescent engulfed in flames." using the hint "That which sheds... ...and shatters skies." by using four different colored letters as alphabet keys.
    - Another minigame, this time involving a circular, rotating puzzle. This screen's set up is the same as the one before, though it now has options for rotating the pieces of the puzzle rather than cycling through alphabet keys. It also contains a cipher that translates to "A SORT OF CHEMICAL WEDDING". The words "Conjuction" and "Dissolution" can also be seen.
    - Tyler running through a dark, distorted room.
    - Tyler running along a ledge in another dark room.
    - Tyler turning around to look at something in a dark room.
    - "There's too many details to connect together, its like a giant cosmic plan."
    - The comet-like structure featuring statues of old men and four cubes seen in the video "Tiamat".
    - The large, green sphere beneath the comet from above shattering.
    - Regiminis walking towards the camera while a skull-like entity emanates from behind him.
    - "Oh, wow! Do you guys realize how cool all this is?"
    - Erika holding onto Tyler as he dangles off the edge of the "Pillars" Janus room.
    - Tyler burning a bloodied body or puppet strapped to a wall.
    - The girl seen in the torch-filled temple turning towards the camera while holding a jar containing a blue flame.
    - Regiminis sitting in a throne atop a castle with Tyler and a hooded man lying on the ground.
    - "Hahahaha... I hope people don't think that this is the end."

    The screen goes dark as the following text appears:

    JID: A Somewhat-Classic ARG
    WireTalk
    YouTube

    The camera zooms out, revealing that the trailer was playing in the theater found in the "Library" Janus room. Many "Mrs. Moon" entities begin clapping. The camera zooms back into the screen as an edited version of @90 by K3v1n begins playing. The following real life footage begins playing:

    - Tyler walking up to what appears to be a stage before moving towards the camera.
    - A long shot of a hotel room.
    - Several faint outdoor shots of walking along a sidewalk and down some stairs.
    - Another shot of a hotel room as the camera moves to look out the door's peephole.
    - Two clips of Tyler walking down the street layered over one another.
    - Tyler looking outside the hotel room's balcony as Regiminis comes into view and opens the door.
    - Tyler being strangled by Regiminis in what appears to be a bathroom. The door closes and opens up again, revealing Tyler and Regiminis standing side by side smiling maniacally at the camera.

    The following text fades in on screen:

    January 11th, 2023

    Summary

    • This video is framed as if it were a Nintendo Direct being hosted by WireTalk. Nintendo Directs are streams hosted by Nintendo where new games and gaming news is announced.
    • This "WireTalk Direct" is hosted by Mr. Silent, who appears more corrupted and soulless than before.
    • Various 3d animated clips from the Johnisdead Movie are shown. These include:
    • Tyler exploring a dark, ruined building.
    • A PS1-styled turn-based RPG where a man in a jumpsuit fights monsters and solves ciphers.
    • A girl standing in a torch-filled temple holding a blue flame in a jar.
    • Various environments featuring a large, saturn-like red sun and the moon from Majora's Mask.
    • The Marriott Hotel in a large city.
    • Regiminis sitting on a throne atop a castle.
    • Two men working on computers in a room filled with devices.
    • The Producer standing in front of some monitors.
    • Various other shots of unknown characters and locations.
    • Various real life clips from the Johnisdead Movie are shown as well:
    • Several shots of hotel rooms.
    • Faint clips of city streets.
    • Regiminis entering into a hotel room via its balcony.
    • Tyler being strangled and presumably corrupted by Regiminis.
    • The Johnisdead Movie's new release date is revealed to be January 11th, 2023.

    Updates

    • YouTube Details:
    • Description: "Welcome Home™"
    • Tags: N/A

    November 14th, 2022

    • At 5:39 PM, Astral Observatory members became active in the player Jos's thread "AITA for telling my white mage to cut his hands off because it couldnt heal me after pulling the entire dungeon".

    11/14/22 - "AITA for telling my white mage to cut his hands off because it couldnt heal me after pulling the entire dungeon" - Jos

    November 14th, 2022

    Jos 5:23 PM: "So, we were doing this dungeon, and I decided to pull the entire dungeon monsters just to make it in the most efficient way, but then the fucker of the white mage in chat says “Oh, you can’t do that. I cannot heal that fast.” And I was like, “You are not a healer. You don’t know shit about healing.” So I told him to go fuck himself. He didn’t say anything back. we keep doing the dungeon, and he keeps healing me, which is really annoying, so I tell him again to stop it or else, and he does stop. But then during the boss fight, he starts healing me again, so I yell at him once more. Then he tells me he’s gonna report me. I don’t care if you do, man. Just leave me alone already.” Then the motherfucker reports me! How dare he! I reported him right back but nothing happened. What kind of justice system is this?! It makes no sense!” then my girlfriend enters the room and says “John, im leaving you for White Mage”. I didnt have words! the son of a bitch stole MY girlfriend! i mean she was always mine anyways, but still… WTF? : ( —Redditor hollyparker12"
    NotAHoax_M12 5:39 PM: "I’m sorry I’m not sure I understand you brother."
    Jos 5:46 PM: "@notahoax_m12 It isnt obvious? my gf has been replaced by aliens and they made up a story going on on the game dungeon to confuse me and steal her from me!"
    Kaiden_Zoromichi 5:49 PM: "…"

    Summary

    • The player Jos posts a large copypasta, much to the confusion of Kaiden and NotAhoax.
    • At 6:02 PM, IsoclesAssassin became active in the player CelestialLight's thread "The writer theory".

    11/14/22 - "The writer theory" - CelestialLight

    November 14th, 2022

    CelestialLight 5:22 PM: "I read the access pages, well one of them and It reminded me of a post, that sounded like their post back on the you shouldn’t have done that site, before they stopped posting where the temple was in ruins, and they thought they seen kids playing in the fires of the temple, I wonder if they are back. Also, I hope I was also right when the ids was like are they dead? This been years ago. So, if the ones who changed the you shouldn’t have done that site to a word document page with their story on it. I wonder if the one that was put in a hospital is fine. Or if that event just went no where."
    IsocelesAssassin 6:02 PM: "You know what? I’ve actually never considered that before. I have my own theory as to who this writer is, but I’m going to hold off until GB recovers some more files. If my theory holds true, then I’m honestly not sure what to think right anymore."

    Summary

    • The player CelestialLight theorizes that the writer of the "Restricted Access Files" could somehow be related to Hope. IsocelesAssassin admits that he never considered that, but he has his own theory as to who it might be.

    November 15th, 2022

    • At 4:12 PM, the player Fascio discovered a new blog post on the Astral Observatory forums - "RESTRICTED ACCESS FILE 13".

    11/15/22 - "RESTRICTED ACCESS FILE 13" - Core

    I experienced a strange dream last night… I think it may have some connection to my past. It started off fairly normal. I was sitting on my couch watching television. It was some children’s programming from my childhood – something involving talking trains? I can’t imagine why I would be watching that at this stage of my life, but dreams are strange, I suppose. I do remember feeling very nostalgic in my dream, however… Perhaps this moment in my dream was simply born out of a sense of longing.

    I watched the show for quite some time until the broadcast suddenly began acting strange… The images on screen morphed into something else entirely. It… was me, or rather, a view from my perspective within the Shortcut. I sat on the couch watching myself walk along the creek. It was a rather surreal experience.

    The me on screen continued walking along the creek until I stopped at a reflection that I had never seen before… It was a two-storied house in some woods. As I watched myself step through the water, I remember feeling a growing sense of dread… It was as if I were watching a horror flick knowing that the killer was just around the corner.

    The me on screen stepped out of the water and turned to the house. It was the dead of night. Behind the house was a full moon that illuminated the woods with an eerie glow. I approached the home and entered inside. As I did so – or rather, as I watched myself do so, the interior suddenly became engulfed in flames. My dread turned to horror. It felt so real.

    My broadcasted self was unfazed. He began ascending the stairs, more flames following in his wake. Upon reaching the top, I – he entered into another room. A bedroom. Inside it was a man. Cowering. I knew what was about to happen. I told myself to stop. I screamed at the television, but he could not hear me. I watched as the room was suddenly rendered ablaze. I watched the man’s agony as he burned. I couldn’t take it anymore. Disgusted, I grabbed the nearest object and flung it at the television, shattering it.

    As I stood there catching my breath, I suddenly heard a clicking noise coming from behind me… A VHS player. It spat out a tape… Had that been what I was watching? Some sort of snuff film? Why was I in it? My mind was pulled away from these questions as I slowly realized that something was off about my home. It… wasn’t my home. But… it was? It was a very confusing sensation, one that’s hard to describe…

    I began wandering around the house. It was a bit difficult to navigate as it was quite dark. I entered a lit room with a mirror. When I looked at myself, I saw someone else… but it was still me. I still don’t know how to put it into words.

    After that, it gets a bit fuzzy… I remember getting a familiar feeling – the feeling that I was being watched. I turned to look out the window and was greeted with a pair of glowing eyes. I was startled, obviously, but what shocked me more was what I saw in the window’s reflection. Standing behind me was that man… the one I saw yesterday. He was still wearing that giant, shiny mask. As I turned to look at him… I woke up.

    I’m not really sure if I’d call what I experienced a “nightmare” since it was more surreal than anything. I’m left with some conflicting feelings… On one hand, I’m hopeful that this might be a sign of my lost memories finally beginning to resurface. However, if this is what my past consisted of, then perhaps it’s best left buried…

    There is one more strange detail that I recall… Just as I was turning to face the masked man, I remember hearing someone whisper a name. “Nocta”.

    Summary

    • The writer begins recounting a dream he had the night prior. It began with him watching "Thomas the Tank Engine" in his home. Over time, the cartoon morphed into a shot of the writer's perspective in the Shortcut.
    • The writer watched himself on television use the creek water to warp to a two-storied house in the woods.
    • The writer's television self enters the house, setting it ablaze and killing the man inside.
    • The writer is disgusted by what he is seeing on television and destroys it. This results in a tape popping out of a nearby VHS player.
    • The writer begins exploring their home, which they explain both did and didn't feel like their house. They also note that their own body both looked like themselves but also somehow different.
    • The writer sees some glowing eyes watching him from outside the house. He is then confronted by the masked man he saw in the Shortcut.
    • The writer hears someone whisper "Nocta" to him just before he wakes up.
    • At 9:37 PM, the player Pako discovered two new blog posts on the Astral Observatory forums.

    11/15/22 - "RESTRICTED ACCESS FILE 14" - Core

    Today was stressful, but thankfully uneventful. I no longer feel safe in the Shortcut – not since I saw that man yesterday. I debated even returning back there today. I eventually did so, but with incredible caution. I looped around the Shortcut several times but saw no signs of him. This was a relief, but I still didn’t exactly feel comfortable staying there. I’ve spent most of the day here in my “room”. I don’t know what else to say. I’m going to get some sleep.

    Summary

    • The writer is now paranoid to be in the Shortcut after seeing the masked man there. Despite that, the writer checked the Shortcut and didn't see anyone.

    11/15/22 - "RESTRICTED ACCESS FILE 15" - Core

    Had another dream. Not as dreadful as the one before, but still just as strange. I was once again in my “home” watching television. No snuff films were involved this time, thankfully. Instead, what played out on the screen was another strange perspective…

    I watched myself walking through a most unnatural landscape… The world was barren. Desolate. There was no greenery – only a disgusting, distorted mass of purple and black covering every surface. I felt a connection to this place… It felt as though it were “mine”, which, despite its deplorable state, filled me with a sense of… pride? I can’t understand why.

    My television self began to ascend a large structure. Upon reaching its summit, I approached a throne donned in a familiar symbol. My television self sat in it and stared back at me with a sneer. Anger began to build up within me once again. This “me” didn’t care about the horrid state of “his” world – he only cared that it was “his”, regardless of the consequences.

    Disgusted, I stood up and began to exit the room. As I did so, I heard yet another tape ejecting from the VCR. I entered into a small study. Though the walls were lined with books, their pages were all blank, sadly. There was one book of interest, however… A journal. It sat atop a desk, engraved with a familiar name… “Nocta”.

    That name… I heard it in my dream from before, too… I opened the book only to find excerpts from my journal – the one that I’m writing in right now. There were even excerpts from this very entry… I suppose my subconscious mind knew that I would later document this dream while I was having it. Odd.

    The next part is a bit hard to remember… I only recall standing up to leave and coming face to face with that same masked man. I think I remember him reaching towards me just before I awoke… I’m not sure. I may be conflating two separate dreams into one.

    Still, though… “Nocta”. Could it be a subconscious clue hinting towards my former identity? It doesn’t sound particularly familiar, but it’s all I have to go off of for now…

    Summary

    • The writer describes another dream he had in which he was once again watching another version of himself on television.
    • The writer's television self ascends a castle in a distorted purple-ish world. He then sits atop a throne and sneers at his real counterpart.
    • The writer stops watching his other self on television and begins exploring a small library. Here, he finds a journal labeled "Nocta" which contains his previous journal entries.
    • The writer is once again confronted by the masked man before waking up.

    November 16th, 2022

    • At 11:46 AM, IsocelesAssassin became active in the "The writer theory" thread once again.

    11/16/22 - "The writer theory" - CelestialLight

    November 14th, 2022

    CelestialLight 5:22 PM: "I read the access pages, well one of them and It reminded me of a post, that sounded like their post back on the you shouldn’t have done that site, before they stopped posting where the temple was in ruins, and they thought they seen kids playing in the fires of the temple, I wonder if they are back. Also, I hope I was also right when the ids was like are they dead? This been years ago. So, if the ones who changed the you shouldn’t have done that site to a word document page with their story on it. I wonder if the one that was put in a hospital is fine. Or if that event just went no where."
    IsocelesAssassin 6:02 PM: "You know what? I’ve actually never considered that before. I have my own theory as to who this writer is, but I’m going to hold off until GB recovers some more files. If my theory holds true, then I’m honestly not sure what to think right anymore."

    November 16th, 2022

    Fascio 10:13 AM: "@isocelesassassin Is your theory by any chance that it’s a version of Kevin/Regiminis? Possibly Nocta without his memories?"
    IsocelesAssassin 11:46 AM: "Yes, actually. In fact, I’m almost entirely certain that’s the case now considering what GB posted yesterday."

    Summary

    • IsocelesAssassin believes that the writer of the "Restricted Access Files" is Nocta.

    November 19th, 2022

    • At 6:11 PM, Katu briefly became active in the Within Hubris Discord server, simply posting two celebratory images in reference to the player Jasmina getting a promotion. target=_blank target=_blank

    November 21st, 2022

    • At 7:18 PM, players discovered a new blog post on the Astral Observatory forums.

    11/21/22 - RESTRICTED ACCESS FILE 16 - Core

    I’ve changed my online handle to “Nocta”. It’s probably a stretch to put any sort of faith into a lead found in my dreams. However, I really haven’t found any other clues for several months at this point. I figured that there’d be no harm in entertaining this idea for the time being. Perhaps it will spark another memory?

    I’ve felt on edge all day today. I spent most of my day in my room, though I did patrol the Shortcut earlier. Still no signs of the masked man. I feel foolish for having been so affected by his presence. It was only a glance, yet the sight of him has caused me to feel a great deal of anxiety. Perhaps I’m blowing all of this out of proportion?

    This paranoia is doing me no good. I keep seeing things out of the corner of my eyes and misinterpreting sounds as murmurs and footsteps. I need more sleep. This isn’t healthy.

    Summary

    • The writer changes their online handle to Nocta, seemingly confirming that they are indeed one in the same. Nocta was inspired to do this from their dreams, hoping it would spark more memories.
    • Nocta claims to be suffering from paranoia after witnessing the Masked Man described in previous entries.

    November 22nd, 2022

    • At 11:59 AM, Katu briefly became active in the Within Hubris Discord server, simply describing himself as "awake, confused, walking :p hungry, would like sausage lol" in response to the player Jasmina asking for others' adjectives.

    November 23rd, 2022

    • At 12:11 PM, Katu became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and began chatting with the players.

    11/23/22 - Chat with Katu - Discord (Internet Detectives)

    #johnisdead

    12:11 PM Katu: ""weird shit still happening in suxx server""
    12:11 PM Katu: "lol what he is meaning by this, my look in there is a show to me of nothing"
    12:12 PM Fascio: "man that message was like 4 months ago"
    12:12 PM Katu: "now really really nothing after waking up to see less than usual, its sad ="("
    12:13 PM Katu: "was that a magic place? this was told to me =I"

    #general

    8:26 AM Laches: ((Laches sends an image that reads "Is it possible to beat Super Mario Bros without cumming?"))
    9:06 AM Chalcol: "no"
    9:06 AM Chalcol: "i've tried"
    9:06 AM Chalcol: "you can't"
    12:17 PM Katu: "this game has been played by me and others without the fluids, was it done wrong?"
    12:18 PM Jeffory: ((A "Frank Sinatra Christmas" image is posted.))
    12:18 PM Jeffory: ":padoruhyper:"
    12:19 PM Katu: "happy birthday to little jesus baby very soon ^w^"
    12:21 PM Wolfcat: ((A link to the video "Our God is an Awesome God - Techno Remix - 1 HOUR LOOP" is posted.))
    12:22 PM Katu: "NOW we are playing the jams more hard for jesus baby, he will not be sleeping on this but lets party OK XD"
    12:22 PM Jeffory: "Our god is an awesome god is a good hymn"
    12:23 PM Jeffory: "But lord of the dance is the banger"
    12:23 PM Wolfcat: "but will jesus baby ever become adult jesus man baby"
    12:23 PM Jeffory: ((A link to the video "Lord Of The Dance Hymn (Contemporary Worship Song)" is sent.))
    12:23 PM Wolfcat: "or is he eternally cursed to being a babby"
    12:23 PM Katu: "he is probably both or something idk lmao"
    12:24 PM Katu: "but also god, but also spirit guy, but also white hair man with sword on the mouth in the crazy time at the end of book"
    12:24 PM Pako: "blue baby"
    12:26 PM Katu: "LOLOLOLOL thats a rare game character but also scary in a mirror to call, but it is weird memes or something"
    12:26 PM Pako: "thats right"
    12:26 PM Jeffory: ((A jittery image of a man holding a gun is sent.))
    12:26 PM Katu: "did my answer past to test onto next question?"
    12:27 PM Katu: "aaaaa this is an annoying echo place a little my talk is repeat back for a reason not aware to my"
    12:29 PM Katu: "but is k people talking here with the lebenskraft more than others"
    12:29 PM Pako: ".img candyman"
    12:29 PM NotSoBot: ((A link to the video "Candyman (1992) Official Trailer | Fear" is posted.))
    12:29 PM Katu: "A friend? or scary?"
    12:29 PM Katu: "he gives candy?"
    12:30 PM Pako: "he gives no shit"
    12:30 PM Katu: "he looks like mouth full of shit here though lol"
    12:30 PM Pako: "he will just kill you while you are still thinking about the candies"
    12:30 PM Pako: "it's just a perfect evil plan"
    12:34 PM Katu: "well it is good then candy is of little interest to me, my often food is not sweet or bad on the teeth"
    12:34 PM Pako: "no sugar?"
    12:34 PM Katu: "unless there is negerbollar, this was good once for me some time ago and chocolate is good sometimes in things other than balls"
    12:35 PM Katu: "keep off sugar too much and teeth will say thanks for a long time ^^"
    12:36 PM Pako: "just pay the dentist bills"
    12:36 PM Wolfcat: "dentists are a scam"
    12:37 PM Wolfcat: "id never whore my mouth out to some "professional"
    12:37 PM Katu: "nein unless to clean, avoid a cavity <w>"
    12:38 PM Katu: "chocolate even not too much for me, pass it for sausage instead, some would say me many things but demon of chocolate is not myself for the damage of teeth"
    12:41 PM Pako: "sausages eww"
    12:42 PM Fascio: "demon of chocolate…?"
    12:42 PM Pako: "not your alt"
    12:43 PM Katu: "lol"

    #johnisdead

    12:43 PM Deleted User: "Who is suxx?"
    12:44 PM Katu: "Someone told to me to hold certain values, so to make something like me manifest there first and before all else lol"

    #general

    12:45 PM Chalcol: "good evening id"
    12:46 PM Wolfcat: "good morning, chalcolate demon"
    12:46 PM Katu: "guten tag ^^"
    12:46 PM Katu: "it is good time any time"
    12:46 PM Chalcol: "how are you doing this fine day"
    12:46 PM Katu: "confused but with the resolve"
    12:47 PM ChocolateDemon: "Who is this Fascio you speak of?"
    12:47 PM Katu: "my sleep was long but the stretch after wake feeling more nice than the sleep"
    12:48 PM Chalcol: "shut up fascio"
    12:48 PM ChocolateDemon: "Who is fascio?"
    12:48 PM Katu: "hello chocolate monster creature"
    12:48 PM Katu: "do not eat it too much without brushing your teeth"
    12:48 PM Katu: "eat less of this chocolate for good strength"
    12:49 PM Katu: "unless it is negerbollar, always is good the negerbollar lol"
    12:50 PM Wolfcat: ((A photo of a basketball is posted.))
    12:50 PM Katu: "this is a ball for games not of eating you fool XD"
    12:51 PM Wolfcat: "all balls can be eaten if you are determined enough"
    12:52 PM Katu: ">w>;"
    12:52 PM Fascio: ((An image of "Alex Eagleston" from "YIIK: A Post-Modern RPG" is posted.))
    12:52 PM Katu: "very style <w<;"
    12:52 PM Wolfcat: ((An image of a catboy version of "Alex Eagleston" from "YIIK: A Post-Modern RPG" is posted.))
    12:53 PM Fascio: ((An image of "Alex Eagleston" from "YIIK: A Post-Modern RPG" is posted.))
    12:53 PM Fascio: ((An image of a catboy version of "Alex Eagleston" from "YIIK: A Post-Modern RPG" is posted.))
    12:53 PM Fascio: ((An image of "Alex Eagleston" from "YIIK: A Post-Modern RPG" is posted.))
    12:53 PM Fascio: ((An image of a catboy version of "Alex Eagleston" from "YIIK: A Post-Modern RPG" is posted.))
    12:53 PM Fascio: ((An image of "Alex Eagleston" from "YIIK: A Post-Modern RPG" is posted.))
    12:53 PM Katu: "glasses jacket shirt man"
    12:53 PM Katu: "but also cat"
    12:53 PM Katu: "me too lmao xd"
    12:53 PM Fascio: "his name is alex yiik damnit"
    12:55 PM Fascio: "wolfcat can i have access to admin furry stash channel please"
    12:55 PM Wolfcat: "sorry, that's been locked away to the ages"
    12:55 PM Fascio: ":("
    12:56 PM Wolfcat: "ages 18+, specifically"
    12:56 PM Fascio: "only 16 more years till i can enter :notzelda:"
    12:56 PM Wolfcat: ":notzelda:"
    12:57 PM Fascio: ":notzelda:"
    12:58 PM Wolfcat: ((An image of "Alex Eagleston" from "YIIK: A Post-Modern RPG" is posted.))
    12:58 PM Wolfcat: ((An image of a catboy version of "Alex Eagleston" from "YIIK: A Post-Modern RPG" is posted.))
    12:58 PM Wolfcat: ((An image of "Alex Eagleston" from "YIIK: A Post-Modern RPG" is posted.))
    12:58 PM Wolfcat: ((An image of a catboy version of "Alex Eagleston" from "YIIK: A Post-Modern RPG" is posted.))
    12:58 PM Wolfcat: ((An image of two "Alex Eaglestons" from "YIIK: A Post-Modern RPG" kissing is posted.))
    1:00 PM Katu: "my age is on rage so to me any can be seen"
    1:00 PM Pako: "please delete the comment"
    1:01 PM Katu: ">chart asks age"
    1:01 PM Katu: ">select 1901"
    1:01 PM Katu: "ez every time, no will know me this is my secrets to tell you evil internet company on data collection"
    1:02 PM Pako: "oh my data oh my precious data"
    1:02 PM Pako: ".... bruh"
    1:08 PM Katu: "but who is one to love spazierengehen? me only?"
    1:17 PM Katu: "none but me? ok O.O;"
    1:17 PM Wolfcat: ".translate spazierengehen"
    1:17 PM NotSoBot: "Translated from German to English "to go for a walk""
    1:18 PM Wolfcat: "I love to spaz"
    1:21 PM Chalcol: "yes my love"
    1:21 PM Chalcol: "take my hando"
    1:21 PM Chalcol: ":hando:"
    1:26 PM Pako: "Thank you Chalcol."
    1:26 PM Pako: "My favourite son, my right hand."
    1:30 PM denseeeeeee-e-3-e: "nya"
    1:47 PM Laches: "if you agree with me drop line in the comments, then head on up to that like button and ring the doorbell and subscribe."
    1:50 PM Katu: "agreed :3"
    1:50 PM Laches: "if you'd like to see more content like this don't forget to check out my other channel"
    1:50 PM Katu: "what is the channel?"
    1:50 PM Katu: "where is the doorbell >~>"
    1:51 PM Laches: "anyway, that's all for now gamers. See you right here, next week"
    1:51 PM Katu: "it has been sometime since a good video game for me"

    #johnisdead

    5:08 PM NotSoBot: ((A mirrored image of the character Rika holding a gun is sent.))
    5:08 PM Doctor C.: "The all seeing eye"
    5:16 PM Laches: "Finger tie"
    12:10 AM Katu: "one eyed wiener demon holds you at gun point XoX"

    #general

    9:18 PM Laches: "The eggs have been...deviled"
    9:18 PM Laches: "Bwahahahahajajajajajajaja"
    9:21 PM Fascio: "i hate deviled eggs i haaaate deviled eeeggs"
    9:28 PM Laches: "Don't worry we'll get you a big boy plate without the yucky grown up food"
    9:30 PM Laches: "Do you think that at Fascio thanksgiving you're surrounded by liberals who hound you about garbage tier political takes akin to playing a team game?"
    9:36 PM Wolfcat: "reviving my fellow ids on the battlefield"
    9:37 PM Katu: "deviled eggs are for devil"
    9:38 PM Katu: "this is to say not a favorite of mine"
    9:38 PM Wolfcat: "I consume four dozen deviled eggs every morning"
    9:39 PM Katu: "my vomit DX"
    9:39 PM Wolfcat: ((An image of a white furry character is sent.))
    9:40 PM Laches: "eating vomit!"
    9:40 PM Katu: "strange creature but my color was opposite lol"
    9:40 PM Laches: "Wow, this is just like acclaimed Aniplex series from the #1 hit manga Chainsaw Man."
    9:41 PM Katu: "huh? 0.o"
    9:41 PM Laches: "Now streaming on crunchyroll!"
    9:41 PM Laches: "Remember to use code ID1123 to get II months for the price of I"
    9:42 PM Katu: "OH lol"
    9:44 PM Katu: "Funny III see what you did there"
    9:44 PM Katu: "is this your time today?"
    9:53 PM Katu: "Silly fraulein in the other server not like this one which is the little brain chip, or so my thinking is at for the echo, made gone all the sayings that happened. It was many my statements my birth and the life of mine."
    9:53 PM Katu: "No more the old words 😦"
    9:54 PM Jeffory: ((An image of the character Schrodinger from Hellsing is sent drawn in the style of the character Neco Arc.))
    9:54 PM Katu: "But funny, other devil egg hate man could see me clearly there as what is my truth."
    9:54 PM Katu: "0w0"
    9:55 PM Katu: "ahahahaha yessss XD"
    10:09 PM Katu: "@Laches you doubted?"
    10:28 PM Katu: ""maaan i couldn't tell if it was canon or just some kid acting like it was canon""
    10:28 PM Katu: "my self is shooting a big ball? My act is like there is a big ball to shoot? <w>"
    10:28 PM Fascio: "nah cannon and canon aren’t the same thing"
    10:28 PM Fascio: "english is a dumb language"
    10:28 PM Fascio: "but also"
    10:29 PM Fascio: "dude those messages were so long ago"
    10:29 PM Katu: "hehe yes >w>"
    10:29 PM Katu: "For here is my seeing clear even when not here"
    10:30 PM Katu: "every place but also none of the place is my power when full"
    10:30 PM Katu: "but here is always a place"
    10:30 PM Katu: "for it is in the same head"
    10:31 PM Katu: "you notice the funny thing about what you say?"
    10:31 PM Fascio "i’m sorry man i don’t speak cryptic"
    10:31 PM Katu: "speaking of the place of dead bodies is not my words =p"
    10:35 PM Katu: "how then is this, my walk has been so long so some more time passes before that power is full"
    10:36 PM Katu: "but if a question of mine you could answer, a thing will be my giving to you"
    10:36 PM Katu: "a present ^_^"
    10:37 PM Katu: "@/Fascio\ Do you remember any of my words said in the other place cause my memory is not working well lol ^w^;"
    10:38 PM Fascio: "bro meow wolf goes so fucking hard if you get the chance to go there do it"
    10:38 PM Fascio: "me and sweat have been there like 5 times and that shit is fun"
    10:38 PM Laches: "Yeah, that omega mart thing looks pretty kino"
    10:38 PM Katu: "what is meow wolf? 0.o"
    10:39 PM Fascio: "dude no omega mart is nothing compared to the one in denver"
    10:39 PM Fascio: "i have some pictures i’m just trying to find one that doesn’t have me or sweat in it"
    10:39 PM Katu: "what is omega mart? <.<;"
    10:40 PM Wolfcat: "omega fart"
    10:40 PM Fascio: ((Fascio posts a photo.))
    10:41 PM Katu: "Wao that looks cool"
    10:43 PM Fascio: "shit is massive too"
    10:43 PM Fascio: "i’m talkin like 5 floors"
    10:45 PM Katu: "My time once was spending on a building so tall you could not see ground, very green too lol, like a big castle and the popcorn around was really great. But thats not for another 2 months or something lmao"
    10:49 PM Fascio: "big…. castle?"
    10:49 PM Fascio: ((A screenshot of Regiminis sitting on a throne is sent.))
    10:50 PM Katu: "HEY thats the grouchy guy who stomp my popcorn >=["
    10:51 PM Fascio: "regiminis"
    10:51 PM Fascio: "dad…"
    10:51 PM Fascio: ":regi:"
    10:51 PM Katu: "Yes he is a friend is my thinking? Just very angry on his illusion of power ="["
    10:52 PM Katu: "but too much is my talking to make a bigger anger XD"
    10:52 PM Fascio: "i need to learn german or some shit so i can speak with you properly man"
    10:52 PM Katu: "german?"
    10:53 PM Katu: "oh haha its ok
    10:53 PM Katu: "thats funny sorry sorry very sorry on me"
    10:53 PM Katu: "sorry sorry to confuse"
    10:53 PM Doctor C.: "German? Yeah that’s my uh uh uh 22nd language"
    10:53 PM Fascio: "i’ve got the memory of a 98 year old dementia patient but i think you said that’s your first language at some point?"
    10:53 PM Doctor C.: "English is my…hmm…4th?"
    10:53 PM Fascio: "your first is hebrew"
    10:54 PM Katu: "english is not my first language yes"
    10:54 PM Doctor C.: "🤔"
    10:54 PM Fascio: ".pipe avatar Doc; israel"
    10:54 PM NotSoBot: "⚠ Command Argument Error Invalid Arguments"
    10:54 PM Fascio: "fuck you"
    10:54 PM Doctor C.: "OWNED lmao…"
    10:54 PM Fascio: ".pipe avatar @Doctor C. ; israel"
    10:54 PM NotSoBot: "⚠ Command Argument Error Invalid Arguments"
    10:54 PM Fascio: "fuck"
    10:54 PM Doctor C.: "Try petting it"
    10:54 PM Doctor C.: "That might help"
    /Fascio\ — 11/23/2022 10:54 PM
    10:54 PM NotSoBot: ((An image of the player Doctor C.'s avatar is posted.))
    10:54 PM Doctor C.: ".israel"
    10:54 PM NotSoBot: ((An image of the player Doctor C.'s avatar with the Israeli Flag overlaid on it is posted.))
    10:54 PM Doctor C.: "There you go"
    10:54 PM Fascio: "exposed"
    10:54 PM Katu: "but my language you do not speak with a mouth ^^"
    10:55 PM Fascio: "(he speaks sign language)"
    10:55 PM Fascio: "tired to take sign language classes and got a fucking F"
    10:55 PM Katu: "its something in your head when you sleep"
    10:56 PM Katu: "like when my born actually but that was a long time ago before this new world you watch"
    10:56 PM Fascio: "i do not speak cryptic"
    10:56 PM Fascio: "Fascio skill issue honestly"
    10:56 PM Doctor C.: "Something something der grobmann or whatever"
    10:57 PM Katu: "my speech is not about dead people either? <.>"
    10:57 PM Katu: "why do you accuse me of a talk about the graves"
    10:58 PM Fascio: "my two braincell having ass cannot decipher what you are saying"
    10:58 PM Katu: "how do you speak to the crypts? >.>"
    10:58 PM Fascio: "…"
    10:58 PM Doctor C.: "It’s easy."
    10:58 PM Fascio: ".urban Cryptic"
    10:58 PM NotSoBot: "1. Having a hidden meaning."
    10:58 PM NotSoBot: "2. Secret or mysterious."
    10:58 PM NotSoBot: "3. Using code."
    10:58 PM NotSoBot: "Example"
    10:58 PM NotSoBot: "I don't understand that cryptic language."
    10:58 PM Doctor C.: "You take some charcoal."
    10:58 PM Doctor C.: Then you get some candles. And some rope"
    10:59 PM Doctor C.: And then you do [redacted]"
    10:59 PM Fascio: "charcoal…"
    10:59 PM Fascio: "chacoal"
    10:59 PM Fascio: "chalcol"
    11:00 PM Doctor C.: "chalcol"
    11:00 PM Doctor C.: "halcol"
    11:00 PM Doctor C.: "alcol"
    11:00 PM Doctor C.: "lcol"
    11:00 PM Doctor C.: "col"
    11:00 PM Doctor C.: "ol"
    11:00 PM Doctor C.: "o"
    11:00 PM Doctor C.: "od"
    11:00 PM Doctor C.: "God"
    11:00 PM Doctor C.: "Chalcol = God confirmed?????"
    11:00 PM Wolfcat: "God…"
    11:00 PM Fascio: "Fascio"
    11:00 PM Fascio: "Ascio"
    11:00 PM Fascio: "Scio"
    11:00 PM Fascio: "Cio"
    11:00 PM Fascio: "Io"
    11:00 PM Fascio: "o"
    11:00 PM Fascio: "Go"
    11:00 PM Fascio: "God"
    11:00 PM Fascio: "fascio is god"
    11:00 PM Fascio: "confirmed."
    11:01 PM Fascio: "but hold on…"
    11:02 PM Fascio: "God is dead"
    11:02 PM Fascio: "But god is fascio"
    11:02 PM Fascio: "fascio is dead"
    11:02 PM Fascio: "fascioisdead"
    11:02 PM Fascio: "fascio also is john?"
    11:02 PM Doctor C.: "Stfu"
    11:03 PM Fascio: "fuck off"
    11:03 PM Katu: "ok my thinking had to work for some time here sorry sorry ^-^;"
    11:04 PM Katu: "ok you mean my words are not that which bring light to the situation"
    11:04 PM Doctor C.: "1"
    11:04 PM Fascio: "yes"
    11:04 PM Doctor C.: "2"
    11:04 PM Doctor C.: "3"
    11:04 PM Fascio: "I"
    11:04 PM Doctor C.: "4…
    11:04 PM Fascio: "II"
    11:04 PM Fascio: "III"
    11:04 PM Fascio: "IIII"
    11:04 PM Katu: "confusing you was not my attempt sorry sorry"
    11:04 PM Doctor C.: "No"
    11:04 PM Fascio: "…"
    11:04 PM Fascio: "IIIII"
    11:04 PM Fascio: "fuck"
    11:05 PM Fascio: "shit"
    11:05 PM Fascio: "someone’s knocking"
    11:05 PM Fascio: ((An image of Kelbris holding a pizza is sent.))
    11:05 PM Doctor C.: "Yeah, it’s the FBI"
    11:05 PM Fascio: "he’s here…"
    11:05 PM Katu: "lol he is big XD"
    11:05 PM Doctor C.: "Enjoy the party van, Fascio."
    11:05 PM Fascio: "You fool…"
    11:05 PM Fascio: "i am the FBI"
    11:06 PM Katu: "too much pizza he eats with the greens till he turn green"
    11:06 PM Fascio: "no he just went to Chernobyl"
    11:06 PM Katu: "but the 3 was my assignment"
    11:07 PM Katu: "this was a word spoken by me in that other place which my brother left mention of in his notes"
    11:07 PM Doctor C.: "No"
    11:07 PM Katu: "where are these notes?"
    11:07 PM Katu: "uhm"
    11:07 PM Katu: "<w>"
    11:07 PM Katu: "but this is not so important maybe"
    11:07 PM Fascio: "brother… notes… paralellos…"
    11:08 PM Fascio: ((A screenshot of the notes found in SKM's tent is posted.))
    11:08 PM Katu: "he wanted to know of that magic which people use to come closer to things that are real to some and not so to others and in the reverse ways also"
    11:08 PM Fascio: "ascension or aggregation?"
    11:09 PM Katu: "my thinking it was his little side interest, that method of religion the fraulein of that other place you knew me in before spoke of many many years ago so my brother said"
    11:10 PM Katu: "but it was also of a nature similar to once how came about my own self, so maybe this is why first my speaking is there?"
    11:10 PM Katu: "Sorry this is thinking and talking at the same time"
    11:11 PM Katu: "But there was not the place by which my eyes first opened"
    11:12 PM Katu: "silly is this memory of mine so that it is not possible for me to well explain this murky time between my entry to the world you look at"
    11:12 PM Katu: "and the time of my first speaking"
    11:13 PM Katu: "But if you would try honestly to answer if you can remember anything of my words before in that other server that is not like this one with the brain chip that makes me hear this echo with my words every time"
    11:14 PM Katu: "That is to say answer my question from before, there is one thing around of me that could be a present for you, but maybe not so amazing"
    11:15 PM Katu: "speaking with dream creatures maybe? The memory is not best now sorry, much clearer before ^^;"
    11:15 PM Fascio: "if you’re asking if i remember you messaging in the Eternal Children server then yes but once again i’m having difficulty understanding you "
    11:16 PM Katu: "Yes thats the one ^-^"
    11:23 PM Katu: ((The video "A_walk.mp4" is sent.))     target=_blank
    11:24 PM denseeeeeee-e-3-e: "who the FUCK is Katu"
    11:24 PM Katu: "This was my say in that other OTHER place but you did not see either lol"
    11:24 PM Katu: "it was about my birth on this world you watch"
    11:25 PM Katu: "who is katu? who? >.>;"
    11:25 PM Fascio: "walken the path"
    11:25 PM denseeeeeee-e-3-e: "who the FUCK are you"
    11:25 PM Fascio: "he is KATU YOU FUCKER"
    11:25 PM denseeeeeee-e-3-e: "Fascio's alt clearly"
    11:25 PM Fascio: "happy birthday by the way"
    11:26 PM denseeeeeee-e-3-e: "thank's dude"
    11:26 PM denseeeeeee-e-3-e: "it's good being"
    11:26 PM Laches: "the fuck is this lol"
    11:26 PM denseeeeeee-e-3-e: "386 years old"
    11:26 PM denseeeeeee-e-3-e: "where the fuck is my message"
    11:26 PM denseeeeeee-e-3-e: "THERE IT IS"
    11:27 PM Katu: "Oh? wait yes"
    11:27 PM Katu: "Yes my name is not Katu katu just sounds funny lmao"
    11:28 PM Laches: "why the little tiny ass midget looking mutherfucker tryna step"
    11:28 PM denseeeeeee-e-3-e: "ok but still who the FUCK are you"
    11:28 PM Katu: "Edwin <.>"
    11:28 PM Fascio: "he originally started talking to me in Suxx’s server and asked for an invite here"
    11:28 PM Katu: "My last name secret to not dox myself so hard"
    11:28 PM Laches: "Edwin Starr confirmed."
    11:28 PM Katu: "it starts with S"
    11:28 PM Katu: "no you are wrong but yes the S"
    11:29 PM denseeeeeee-e-3-e: "holy shit suxx server"
    11:29 PM Fascio: "schrodinger"
    11:29 PM Katu: "NdfgDFH"
    11:29 PM Katu: "NO"
    11:29 PM denseeeeeee-e-3-e: "WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR NAME"
    11:29 PM Doctor C.: "Dense is a Fascio alt. Or wait"
    11:29 PM Katu: "NO"
    11:29 PM Katu: "NOT"
    11:29 PM Doctor C.: "Fascio is a DENSE ALT"
    11:29 PM Fascio: "katu DOXXED"
    11:29 PM Doctor C.: "Dense exposed…"
    11:29 PM Katu: "NEVER MING NOT S"
    11:29 PM denseeeeeee-e-3-e: "Shit"
    11:29 PM denseeeeeee-e-3-e: "Actually"
    11:29 PM Laches: "wasn't that like actual cult shit or did they chill the fuck out"
    11:29 PM denseeeeeee-e-3-e: "Doctor C's also an alt"
    11:29 PM Fascio: "oh lol katu doxxed moment"
    11:29 PM Katu: "LAST NAME STARTS WITH 6"
    11:29 PM denseeeeeee-e-3-e: "and Laches"
    11:29 PM Laches: "or is this yet another ID psyop."
    11:30 PM Fascio: "actual cult but chill cult"
    11:30 PM Doctor C.: "N-n-nooo haha I’m not fuck HIDE THE FURSUIT GO GO GO"
    11:30 PM denseeeeeee-e-3-e: "60% of ID is just my alts"
    11:30 PM Fascio: "no human sacrifices or any of that shit"
    11:30 PM Laches: "we know"
    11:30 PM Fascio: "just moon worshippers"
    11:30 PM denseeeeeee-e-3-e: "i piss on the moon"
    11:30 PM Doctor C.: "100% of ID is just fuckin’ GAY tbh"
    11:30 PM denseeeeeee-e-3-e: "SO TRUE"
    11:30 PM Laches: "you finally understand"
    11:30 PM denseeeeeee-e-3-e: "who wanna be gay rn"
    11:30 PM Doctor C.: "Yeah sure I’ll be gay let’s go"
    11:30 PM Fascio: "Katu has been doxxed…"
    11:31 PM denseeeeeee-e-3-e: "👬"
    11:31 PM Doctor C.: "Yep it works good work being GAY"
    11:31 PM Laches: ":coolgay:"
    11:31 PM Doctor C.: "Wait a second."
    11:31 PM Doctor C.: "Do you see it?"
    11:32 PM denseeeeeee-e-3-e: "all i can tell"
    11:32 PM denseeeeeee-e-3-e: "is"
    11:32 PM Doctor C.: "Look closer…"
    11:32 PM Laches: "Ohhh shit"
    11:32 PM Doctor C.: ".israel"
    11:32 PM Laches: "He's about to do it"
    11:32 PM Laches: "There it is!"
    11:32 PM Laches: "IT's THE doc line"
    11:32 PM denseeeeeee-e-3-e: "Katu probably likes 2011 loquendo videos"
    11:32 PM Fascio: "katu boutta start telling us about a cat in a box or some shit"
    11:32 PM Doctor C.: "I’m Katu btw but don’t tell him that"
    11:32 PM Fascio: "I’m also Katu"
    11:32 PM Laches: "Aight cool"
    11:32 PM Doctor C.: "I’m also Laches."
    11:33 PM Fascio: "I am Chalcol"
    11:33 PM Laches: "It's true."
    11:33 PM Doctor C.: "Nah I’m not that level of gay (yet)"
    11:33 PM Laches: "We know"
    11:33 PM Fascio: "we know"
    11:33 PM Doctor C.: "He know"
    11:33 PM Katu: "My self revealed and then the gay, like komisch you people wanna start knowing on me so fast??? lol XD"
    11:33 PM denseeeeeee-e-3-e: "i know"
    11:33 PM Laches: "hol up"
    11:33 PM Doctor C.: "Katu? Yeah sounds gay tbh"
    11:34 PM Doctor C.: "Dense? Very obviously gay"
    11:34 PM Laches: "Bein gay doesn't mean you like...automagically are in love with every dude lol"
    11:34 PM Doctor C.: "Laches? Flaming gay"
    11:34 PM Laches: "Unless you're flaming gay"
    11:34 PM Laches: "Like me."
    11:34 PM Doctor C.: "Yeah that’s laches"
    11:34 PM Laches: "That's me."
    11:34 PM Katu: "My fire is medium on it =p"
    11:34 PM Doctor C.: "Man just loves all dudes unconditionally"
    11:34 PM denseeeeeee-e-3-e: "Katu's probably 11 dude"
    11:35 PM Laches: "Wouldn't surprise me."
    11:35 PM Doctor C.: "11 year olds on the internet? Naaaaah there’s no way bro"
    11:35 PM Doctor C.: "Impossible."
    11:35 PM Katu: "you are probably 11 <w>"
    11:35 PM Laches: "They are"
    11:35 PM Laches: "I am also 11"
    11:35 PM Katu: "ups"
    11:35 PM denseeeeeee-e-3-e: "dude will be spitting wattpad ass dialogs in 15 minutes"
    11:35 PM Laches: "So is Doc"
    11:35 PM Doctor C.: "Dense is like…12"
    11:35 PM denseeeeeee-e-3-e: "Dude"
    11:35 PM Doctor C.: "Yeah I’m 11. Almost 12"
    11:35 PM Laches: "Oh right"
    11:35 PM Laches: "because today"
    11:35 PM Laches: "is his birthday"
    11:35 PM denseeeeeee-e-3-e: "with every happy birthday you've told me"
    11:36 PM Doctor C.: "Happy birthday @denseeeeeee-e-3-e !!!!"
    11:36 PM denseeeeeee-e-3-e: "i'm like 70 already"
    11:36 PM Katu: "but yes this little walking was what was my doing in the earliest,"
    11:36 PM denseeeeeee-e-3-e: "71"
    11:36 PM Doctor C.: "Enjoy your special day buddy!!!"
    11:36 PM Laches: "Happy Birthday @denseeeeeee-e-3-e !!!"
    11:36 PM denseeeeeee-e-3-e: "thanks dudes"
    11:36 PM Katu: "when my self was little black guy lol"
    11:36 PM denseeeeeee-e-3-e: "it's so good being 72"
    11:36 PM Laches: "Enjoy your special day buddy!!!"
    11:36 PM Laches: ">black"
    11:36 PM:Laches: "ahem"
    11:36 PM denseeeeeee-e-3-e: "funny thing, im 72 but i can still shit solid"
    11:36 PM Doctor C.: ">BLACK"
    11:36 PM denseeeeeee-e-3-e: "wow wow wow"
    11:36 PM Katu: "it was the place where the dreams and memories were coming"
    11:37 PM Doctor C.: "wow that’s inapriat dense ://////"
    11:37 PM Doctor C.: "wow"
    11:37 PM denseeeeeee-e-3-e: "what"
    11:37 PM Laches: "It's Detective American, please."
    11:37 PM Doctor C.: ":////////////////////////"
    11:37 PM denseeeeeee-e-3-e: "YOU CAN'T SHIT SOLID SHIT"
    11:37 PM Katu: "good job, but never is my need for this but it is one task aware to me"
    11:37 PM Doctor C.: "://////////////////////////22222222/222383)/82&34("
    11:37 PM Laches: "homie that needs a doctor"
    11:37 PM denseeeeeee-e-3-e: "yeah dude"
    11:37 PM Doctor C.: "Yeah."
    11:37 PM Doctor C.: "YEAH"
    11:37 PM Doctor C.: "yeah"
    11:37 PM Doctor C.: "Yeah."
    11:38 PM Laches: "anyway, happy thanksgiving amerifats"
    11:38 PM Laches: "and goodnight detectives."
    11:38 PM Doctor C.: "Happy thanksgiving amerifats and good night"
    11:39 PM Katu: "my thanks is many, thanks for cool story"
    11:39 PM Laches: "my thanks is many, thanks for cool story"
    11:39 PM denseeeeeee-e-3-e: "thank god I'm not gringo"
    11:39 PM Doctor C.: "Nah ur just GAY like everyone else"
    11:39 PM denseeeeeee-e-3-e: "i do miss"
    11:39 PM denseeeeeee-e-3-e: "the"
    11:39 PM Laches: "it's okay that you want to be ONE BROTHER"
    11:39 PM Laches: "our mug and fast food will be here for you"
    11:39 PM denseeeeeee-e-3-e: "god tier american snack"
    11:39 PM Doctor C.: "Thoughts on dense:"
    11:39 PM Doctor C.: "-awesome bass player"
    11:40 PM denseeeeeee-e-3-e: "literally the first shit I ate in America"
    11:40 PM denseeeeeee-e-3-e: "too ass i retired"
    11:40 PM Doctor C.: "You need to unretire"
    11:40 PM denseeeeeee-e-3-e: "I will"
    11:40 PM Laches: "good"
    11:40 PM Doctor C.: "Create the band with myself and some other fucks I’ll drum up"
    11:40 PM Katu: "thanks for yummy food like the sausage and the popcorn and the good things of the chocolate like but not only that one called negerbollar"
    11:40 PM Katu: "the turkey ok"
    11:40 PM Laches: "uhhh bro"
    11:40 PM Laches: "you can't uhh"
    11:40 PM Laches: "wow"
    11:40 PM denseeeeeee-e-3-e: "called what"
    11:40 PM Laches: "okay"
    11:41 PM Doctor C.: "what is this i dont even"
    11:41 PM denseeeeeee-e-3-e: "ok anyway"
    11:41 PM denseeeeeee-e-3-e: "YEAH i literally stopped playing for like"
    11:41 PM Katu: "but also thanks for those cool things that can be seen on the walking"
    11:41 PM denseeeeeee-e-3-e: "5 months?"
    11:41 PM Katu: "thanks for my ability to even move and see"
    11:41 PM Laches: "It's because you ate the burger snacks."
    11:41 PM denseeeeeee-e-3-e: "before the trip to gringoland"
    11:41 PM Laches: "Made you complacent"
    11:41 PM Doctor C.: "You need to unretire and play every DAY dense."
    11:41 PM Katu: "thank you for brother my friend"
    11:41 PM Doctor C.: "EVERY day"
    11:42 PM denseeeeeee-e-3-e: "I WILL"
    11:42 PM Doctor C.: "Good."
    11:42 PM Katu: "and thanks for cool and fancy clothes to have on"
    11:42 PM Laches: "You need to urinate and pray every DAY dense."
    11:42 PM Doctor C.: "every DAY"
    11:42 PM denseeeeeee-e-3-e: "Also because I was like heavily "musically" depressed"
    11:42 PM Laches: "relatable"
    11:42 PM denseeeeeee-e-3-e: "it's a long story but anyway"
    11:42 PM Doctor C.: "It happens"
    11:42 PM Doctor C.: "The rut"
    11:42 PM Doctor C.: "The eternal blackness that comes for us all…"
    11:42 PM Laches: "The nut"
    11:42 PM Katu: "thank you also for mind of mine to get used to every word said here coming back to my brain on the feedback loop cause its like mic inside of sound source"
    11:43 PM denseeeeeee-e-3-e: "i nut"
    11:43 PM Laches: "he nut"
    11:43 PM Doctor C.: "Hi."
    11:43 PM Katu: "it is why my desire was to wait last to speak here"
    11:43 PM Katu: "it was annoying XD"
    11:43 PM Laches: "Hello and welcome, my name is Markiplier and today we're playing"
    11:43 PM Doctor C.: "lawl xD"
    11:43 PM denseeeeeee-e-3-e: "i will use my awesome vacations to play bass again and go to the fucking gym again"
    11:44 PM Laches: "do both"
    11:44 PM Doctor C.: "Yeah get pucking fumped"
    11:44 PM Laches: "win america"
    11:44 PM Laches: "ggs"
    11:44 PM Doctor C.: "America sucks"
    11:44 PM Laches: "you shut the FUCK up"
    11:44 PM Doctor C.: "Go to…somewhere else"
    11:44 PM denseeeeeee-e-3-e: "America is cool when you are a tourist"
    11:44 PM Doctor C.: "Go to…"
    11:44 PM Doctor C.: "Hmm"
    11:44 PM Laches: "Spain."
    11:44 PM Doctor C.: "Go to…"
    11:44 PM Laches: "Go piss on jos"
    11:44 PM Doctor C.: "Sicily."
    11:44 PM denseeeeeee-e-3-e: "a tourist with free stuff"
    11:44 PM denseeeeeee-e-3-e: "Now Dense will rate american shit he ate"
    11:45 PM Doctor C.: "Yeah rate KFC"
    11:45 PM Laches: "Then hop over to Italy and spit near Chalcol"
    11:45 PM Laches: "SUCKS"
    11:45 PM denseeeeeee-e-3-e: "7/10 I thought it had more filling"
    11:45 PM Doctor C.: "Dense rates crappy American fast food"
    11:45 PM Laches: "wowowow"
    11:45 PM Laches: "We're already in trashville"
    11:46 PM Doctor C.: "Yeah I love getting pop tarts at mcdonalds"
    11:46 PM Laches: "I'm proud of you dense."
    11:46 PM Doctor C.: "The proper way to eat McDonald’s is with rabid animal noises"
    11:46 PM Laches: "-tumblr"
    11:46 PM denseeeeeee-e-3-e: "surprisingly not as sweet as i thought 7/10 "
    11:47 PM Doctor C.: ">mtn dew"
    11:47 PM Laches: "yo what the fuck"
    11:47 PM Laches: "Never seen that one lol"
    11:47 PM Doctor C.: "Isn’t Mountain Dew antisemític?"
    11:47 PM Laches: ".israel"
    11:47 PM NotSoBot: ((An image of Mtn Dew with the Israeli flag overlaid upon it is sent.))
    11:47 PM Laches: "no, it's fine now"
    11:47 PM Katu: "but did you eat subway?"
    11:47 PM Doctor C.: "Word fam"
    11:47 PM Laches: "carry on"
    11:47 PM Doctor C.: "Isn’t subway anti-semitic"
    11:47 PM Katu: "very good cookies"
    11:47 PM Laches: "y e s"
    11:48 PM denseeeeeee-e-3-e: "I had only one sip because I can't drink coca cola anymore since covid but... 9/10"
    11:48 PM Laches: "good man"
    11:48 PM Katu: "what is a semitic and how do you be anti on it?"
    11:48 PM Laches: "patrician taste"
    11:48 PM Laches: "holy fucking shit"
    11:48 PM Laches: "please pin"
    11:48 PM Doctor C.: "lmfao"
    11:49 PM Laches: "alright legitimately had to gather myself"
    11:49 PM denseeeeeee-e-3-e: "10/10 based as fuck"
    11:49 PM denseeeeeee-e-3-e: "i don't remember but probably 6/10"
    11:50 PM Doctor C.: "Looks like piss"
    11:51 PM denseeeeeee-e-3-e: "fuck i'm trying to remember"
    11:51 PM denseeeeeee-e-3-e: "that shit that I drank that was like a hard seltzer"
    11:51 PM Laches: "fuuuuuck I want a stay up late and play video james. Don't wanna get up to squeeze this hog"
    11:51 PM Laches: "but alas, I must save the SPIRIT OF AMERICA through food"
    11:52 PM Doctor C.: "Do it and then run on like three hours of sleep"
    11:52 PM Laches: "night"
    11:52 PM Laches: "detectivos"
    11:52 PM Katu: "good night Laches ^w^"
    11:52 PM denseeeeeee-e-3-e: "love u Laches"
    11:52 PM Katu: "it is spinny red orb with the funny face moon o clock for me"
    11:52 PM Katu: "at all times"
    11:53 PM Doctor C.: "Something something giving peanut butter to a canine"
    11:53 PM Katu: "doesnt this kill a god"
    11:53 PM Katu: "sorry my backwards"
    11:53 PM Katu: "doesn't this kill a dog?"
    11:53 PM Doctor C.: "No"
    11:53 PM Doctor C.: "Maybe"
    11:53 PM Doctor C.: "Idk dude I don’t know anything about real science"
    11:53 PM Katu: "cat is more my special"
    11:54 PM denseeeeeee-e-3-e: "all of this shit 9/10 because it's everything I ate in NYC"
    11:54 PM Katu: "but keep dogs alive too"
    11:54 PM Doctor C.: "Would rate 9/11 tbh, good score"
    11:54 PM denseeeeeee-e-3-e: "lmao
    11:55 PM Doctor C.: "Nice"
    11:55 PM denseeeeeee-e-3-e: "INSERT PIC OF THE BURGER KING IN FRONT OF THE NYC BUS TERMINAL"
    11:55 PM Katu: "you are making me hungrig all this food DX"
    11:56 PM denseeeeeee-e-3-e: "WORST MEAL OF THE FUCKING TRIP"
    11:56 PM denseeeeeee-e-3-e: "LIKE 4 HOMELESS ENTERED THE FUCKING RESTAURANT"
    11:56 PM denseeeeeee-e-3-e: "but i met a turkish dude he didn't speak english he was very nice"
    11:56 PM Wolfcat: "dense hates the homeless"
    11:57 PM denseeeeeee-e-3-e: "THEY AREN'T THAT AGGRESSIVE HERE"
    11:58 PM Doctor C.: "You should give them some advice on how to get money, dense"
    11:58 PM Doctor C.: "Step 1:"
    11:58 PM Doctor C.: "Just buy more money"
    11:58 PM Doctor C.: "Step 1a:"
    11:58 PM Fascio: "wolfcat can you type @everyone for me really quick"
    11:58 PM Doctor C.: "Try petting the money"
    11:58 PM denseeeeeee-e-3-e: "this shit 10/10"
    11:58 PM Doctor C.: "Step pre-1a:"
    11:58 PM Doctor C.: "Simply buy real estate"
    11:59 PM Doctor C.: "Peggarino"
    11:59 PM Katu: "Time for cat nap, it is good here the ones without homes are just a weird shapes and cars going backwards, but my sleep is on a busch"
    11:59 PM Doctor C.: "Muhammad (pbuh)"
    12:00 AM Katu: "my dream is of future at a long white house, ok bye ^w^"
    12:00 AM denseeeeeee-e-3-e: "are you a cat"
    12:00 AM Doctor C.: "u r"
    12:00 AM Fascio: "wolf can you type @everyone it will add 2 dollars to your bank account if you do"
    12:00 AM denseeeeeee-e-3-e: "20/10 best burgir"
    12:01 AM Doctor C.: "You should try using a magnet to clear up some free space on your hard drive"
    12:01 AM Doctor C.: "It’s an old trick that works surprisingly well"
    12:01 AM Katu: "beinahe but also nein"
    12:01 AM Katu: "my trick is you can heat up your computer by putting it on an oven"
    12:01 AM Katu: "please dont do it it will melt"
    12:02 AM Fascio: "will try this brb"
    12:02 AM Katu: "ok goodbye for now for true this time"

    Summary

    Summary Locked - Player Input Required

    • At 4:35 PM, the player thelostbrineinthewoods discovered a new blog post on the Astral Observatory forums.

    11/23/22 - RESTRICTED ACCESS FILE 17 - Core

    Today is November 10th, 2017. The Internet Detectives are in a buzz. November 11th is an important date for the Lunar Children, and by extension, the detectives. They are preparing and are keeping tabs on all related websites. Though there hasn’t been any activity from the cult in quite some time, it’s good that they’re staying so vigilant.

    As for myself… I’ve fallen into a bit of a slump over the past few months. I still dream of that masked man. I still have dreams of watching myself through a monitor, unable to interact with or change whatever I’m subjected to witness. No memories have returned to me yet. Only more questions.

    I’ll just have to wait and see what tomorrow brings.

    Summary

    • Nocta states that the date is November 10th, 2017, noting that he hasn't written any journals the past few months.
    • Nocta claims to have fallen into a bit of a slump recently, still suffering from strange dreams of the masked man with no new memories surfacing.

    November 24th, 2022

    • At 8:49 PM, Edwin briefly became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server, comforting a player by stating "good to care but they trying to bait so obvious they are visible dumb, don't mind friend ^^". This was in reference to the player reacting to someone acting maliciously on social media.

    December 12th, 2022

    • At 8:20 PM, Edwin became active in the Internet Detectives and Within Hubris Discord servers and began chatting with the players.

    12/12/22 - Chat with Edwin - Discord (Internet Detectives and Within Hubris)

    Internet Detectives - #general

    8:20 PM Pako: ":necopog:"
    8:37 PM Lilac Everleaf: "where does the cat girl come from?"
    8:56 PM Shiina: ":necopog:"
    8:56 PM Katu: "guten morgen AwA"
    8:57 PM Katu: "from within my butt and around three corners XD"
    8:57 PM Katu: "my joke my joke"
    8:57 PM Katu: "not sure really"
    8:57 PM Pako: "within…"
    8:57 PM Lilac Everleaf: "XD"
    8:57 PM Shiina: "within…"
    8:58 PM Pako: ":chisesigh:"
    8:58 PM Lilac Everleaf: "within?"
    8:58 PM Lilac Everleaf: "hubris?"
    8:58 PM Shiina: "within...poopbris"
    8:59 PM Katu: "A visual novel of something called "type moon" not sure all about it, "melting blood". This was my full read for you on it fraulein :3"
    8:59 PM Katu: "Cat my special"
    9:01 PM Shiina: "The cat (Neco Arc) is from a fighting game called Melty Blood/Merubura"
    9:01 PM Shiina: "I don't know why it's a meme tbh"
    9:02 PM Katu: "ah my read close but not to smoke a cigarette or whatever it is DX"
    9:02 PM Katu: "or the cigar"
    9:02 PM Pako: ":RenkoSmoke:"
    9:03 PM Shiina: ":monkeysmoke:"
    9:03 PM Pako: "hold my."
    9:03 PM Katu: "don't smoke at all for good breath >_>"
    9:03 PM Katu: "oki?"
    9:03 PM Pako: "ok i will not then…"
    9:04 PM Shiina: ":cheesin:"
    9:04 PM Katu: "yeah thats a bad kind right there, he ruins himself DX"

    Within Hubris - #general

    9:24 PM CircleHunter: "I came as fast as i could"
    9:59 PM Linkbutreal: "🤨"
    10:58 PM C H I L D: "WAIT WHAT."
    11:02 PM Katu: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfiwU2f-ts4"

    Summary

    • Edwin makes a reference to the character "Neco Arc" from the Melty Blood series, claiming that cats are his specialty.
    • Edwin warns others about the dangers of smoking cigarettes.
    • Edwin posts the Homestuck fan-album "The Baby Is You" after it is referenced by the player CircleHunter.

    December 14th, 2023

    • At 12:50 PM, IsocelesAssassin became active in the player CelestialLight's thread "Merry Chrismas".

    12/7/22 - Merry Christmas - CelestialLight

    December 7th, 2022

    CelestialLight 6:30 PM: "Merry Christmas to everyone on the astral observatory."

    December 9th, 2022

    Sparrowhawk 3:51 PM: "Excited for the holidays! Hoping for a white Christmas this year, tired of all the gray…"

    December 14th, 2022

    IsocelesAssassin 12:50 PM: "Happy Holidays, everyone."

    Summary

    • IsocelesAssassin simply wishes everyone happy holidays.

    December 17th, 2022

    • At 9:50 PM, Edwin briefly became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server to post his own copypasta: "Free as in speech", "Free as in beer", "but most important to me, free as in sausage", "lol this is my pasta thanks".

    December 23rd, 2022

    At 9:27 PM, Edwin became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and began chatting with the players.

    12/23/22 - Chat with Edwin - Discord (Internet Detectives)

    9:27 AM Katu: "hey but if you were walking on a road with three paths would you take which of them? Middle right or left?"
    9:27 AM Pako: "Fascio baka"
    9:27 AM Pako: ":theshyinfluttershy:"
    9:28 AM zelda: "yes"
    9:28 AM Fascio: "i am sorry dad, i must break sigma rule…"
    9:28 AM Fascio: "left"
    9:28 AM Fascio: "what the fuck are these russians talking about"
    9:29 AM Katu: "ok that is going to be good an answer enough then for the choice"
    9:29 AM Katu: "wait what is russian 0.o"
    9:31 AM Fascio: "in VC"
    9:31 AM Fascio: "i joined and it’s just a bunch of russian"
    9:31 AM Katu: "wat"
    9:31 AM Fascio: "voicechat"
    9:32 AM Katu: "what is russians though rofl"
    9:32 AM zelda: "come to us , don 't be afraid , we are good"
    9:32 AM Fascio: "what kind of fucking psyop is this"
    9:32 AM zelda: ":theshyinfluttershy:"
    9:32 AM artem_grasso: "Mm"
    9:32 AM artem_grasso: "Came out whore"
    9:32 AM Laches: "SHUT THE FUCK UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP"
    9:32 AM artem_grasso: "If Russians drink vodka, then Americans fuck in the ass"
    9:33 AM Pako: "laches joined the room"
    9:33 AM zelda: "hiii!!!!"
    9:33 AM Fascio: "Good morning, Laches"
    9:33 AM artem_grasso: "What the fuck is this?"
    9:33 AM zelda: "Laches hii!"
    9:33 AM Laches: "Good morning, detectives."
    9:33 AM Laches: "It's too fucking cold for a psyop today."
    9:33 AM zelda: "good evening"
    9:33 AM Laches: "Go to sleep."
    9:33 AM Katu: "my belief on you is big enough but coming to you would be the problem for my walking time is still now and little is the talking a good value to the safety of mine"
    9:33 AM Katu: "but you are really epic is my thought on it"
    9:34 AM zelda: "17:33.."
    9:34 AM artem_grasso: "You shouldn't give a fuck"
    9:34 AM Fascio: "the russians are gathering intel on us…"
    9:34 AM Zelda: "noo"
    9:34 AM Fascio: "but also yeah it’s fucking cold"
    9:34 AM zelda: "okay"
    9:34 AM zelda: "maybe"
    9:34 AM Fascio: "katu walking the path?"
    9:35 AM artem_grasso: "What are you talking about"
    9:35 AM Katu: "you are princess in that video game? lmao this is not so fat a chance but under the weight of the likely hood instead"
    9:35 AM Katu: "LOL"
    9:35 AM zelda: "aa..what"
    9:35 AM zelda: "no"
    9:35 AM Laches: "More like walking the shat."
    9:35 AM artem_grasso: "Fasco"
    9:35 AM artem_grasso: "My friend"
    9:35 AM Katu: "sorry my sarcastic probably carry poorly"
    9:36 AM zelda: "100%"
    9:36 AM Laches: "SHUT THE FUCK UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP"
    9:36 AM artem_grasso: "Go to voice and turn on micro"
    9:36 AM artem_grasso: "And you go fuck yourself"
    9:36 AM Fascio: "no lol"
    9:36 AM artem_grasso: "Microphone"
    9:36 AM zelda: "I 'm good , don 't hurt me((("
    9:36 AM Fascio: "no lol"
    9:36 AM Katu: "yes this one is a good idea when walking"
    9:36 AM Katu: "but not to say it loud"
    9:37 AM artem_grasso: "And I don’t give a fuck, he came in and started fucking with us"
    9:38 AM Katu: "you are from that other story "event imminent"? no? This was in a book mentioned just like the one everyone here knows"
    9:38 AM Katu: "maybe my brain is poor though"
    9:38 AM artem_grasso: "My yours don't understand"
    9:38 AM Laches: ".translate Моя твоя не понимать"
    9:38 AM NotSoBot: "Translated from Russian to English Russian -> English My yours don't understand"
    9:39 AM Laches: ".translate А мне похуй зашёл и начал пиздеть с нами"
    9:39 AM NotSoBot: "Translated from Russian to English Russian -> English And I don't give a fuck came in and started to fuck with us"
    9:39 AM artem_grasso: "This is why you need to learn Russian"
    9:39 AM zelda: "Well"
    9:39 AM zelda: "Yes"
    9:39 AM artem_grasso: "Otherwise you have a bad relationship with him"
    9:39 AM artem_grasso: "Badly*"
    9:39 AM Laches: "It's too early for a Ukrainian invasion. I'm going back to bed."
    9:40 AM Fascio: "Goodnight, Laches."
    9:40 AM zelda: "goodnight"
    9:40 AM artem_grasso: "DON'T SLEEP BITCH"
    9:40 AM Fascio: "SHUT THE FUCK UP"
    9:40 AM artem_grasso: "Communicate culturally"
    9:41 AM artem_grasso: "Oh, what expressions do you have, young man?"
    9:41 AM Fascio: "It's too early for a Ukrainian invasion. I'm going back to bed."
    9:41 AM Fascio: "Goodnight, Detectives."
    9:42 AM artem_grasso: "Before the war in Ukraine, Ukrainians didn’t fucking need you"
    9:42 AM artem_grasso: "Were"
    9:42 AM zelda: ":kanna:"
    9:42 AM artem_grasso: "And right now you are allocating money to a poor country"
    9:42 AM artem_grasso: "And give the Ukrainians shells from Highmars"
    9:42 AM Fascio: "Sigma rule: Refuse to communicate with russians."
    9:42 AM Fascio: "Goodnight, Detectives"
    9:43 AM zelda: "(("
    9:43 AM artem_grasso: "Fuck you"
    9:43 AM zelda: ":sadcat:"
    9:43 AM artem_grasso: "(go fuck yourself)"
    9:44 AM Fascio: "You’re edgier than me when i was constantly yelling the n word every 5 seconds, constantly talking about how you hate Ukraine and sucking putin off."
    9:44 AM Katu: "Is russians a dangerous thing?"
    9:44 AM Fascio: "no"
    9:44 AM Pako: "deustche"
    9:44 AM artem_grasso: "Oh how I don't give a fuck"
    9:44 AM artem_grasso: "Go lick the Ukrainians' ass"
    9:44 AM zelda: "50/50"
    9:44 AM artem_grasso: "Lick"
    9:45 AM Fascio: "Goodnight, Detectives."
    9:45 AM Pako: "69/69"
    9:45 AM Katu: "23"
    9:45 AM zelda: "HAHAH"
    9:45 AM zelda: "423"
    9:45 AM Katu: "which is the number of some game"
    9:45 AM Pako: ":notzelda:"
    9:45 AM zelda: "423/423"
    9:45 AM ARTEMKA: "hi ID"
    9:45 AM artem_grasso: "Olall"
    9:45 AM Fascio: ":notzelda:"
    9:45 AM artem_grasso: "Hello"
    9:45 AM Katu: "nah that is bigger number lol"
    9:45 AM Katu: "just 23"
    9:45 AM ARTEMKA: "whats up"
    9:45 AM artem_grasso: "Temka"
    9:45 AM Fascio: "hello, artemka"
    9:45 AM zelda: "all okay,you?"
    9:45 AM ARTEMKA: "Are you familiar?"
    9:45 AM artem_grasso: "You would know such a movement here"
    9:45 AM Katu: "@TheGame23"
    9:46 AM ARTEMKA: "hi fascio whats up"
    9:46 AM Katu: "This is for some strange things to be found somewhere but not sure why"
    9:46 AM artem_grasso: "Through friends"
    9:46 AM Fascio: "just insulting another russian spy…"
    9:46 AM ARTEMKA: "same. i have a beer"
    9:46 AM Katu: "strange people come here of my brothers magic"
    9:46 AM artem_grasso: "Artemis"
    9:46 AM artem_grasso: "How are you?"
    9:46 AM ARTEMKA: "as always"
    9:47 AM Fascio: "Based artemka as usual"
    9:47 AM artem_grasso: "Let's go chat"
    9:47 AM zelda: "cool"
    9:47 AM ARTEMKA: "Come on"
    9:47 AM Fascio: "hold up, is your brother a guy named synchron by any chance?"
    9:47 AM artem_grasso: "V. Voice come in"
    9:47 AM Fascio: "Synchron is a german word and he’s said to use magic in some way"
    9:48 AM ARTEMKA: "I'm not in the voicemail"
    9:48 AM artem_grasso: "Why"
    9:48 AM artem_grasso: "We already know that you are trans"
    9:48 AM ARTEMKA: "fuck"
    9:48 AM artem_grasso: "Oh oh"
    9:48 AM ARTEMKA: "shut the fuck up"
    9:48 AM artem_grasso: "Uh"
    9:48 AM Katu: "that is not the name of my brothers name no, but it is a kind of name"
    9:48 AM ARTEMKA: "and get the fuck away from me"
    9:48 AM ARTEMKA: "Idk who are you"
    9:48 AM zelda: "cringe"
    9:48 AM artem_grasso: "Misunderstanding"
    9:49 AM zelda: "okay"
    9:49 AM Fascio: "can you guys SHUT THE FUCK UP?"
    9:49 AM artem_grasso: "Happened"
    9:49 AM ARTEMKA: "they call me transgender"
    9:49 AM zelda: "no…"
    9:49 AM Fascio: "kill them"
    9:49 AM Fascio: "GOD i love it when they suck each other off"
    9:49 AM artem_grasso: "And then they say that the children of the moon are bad"
    9:50 AM zelda: "ewwww"
    9:50 AM zelda: "you toxic"
    9:50 AM Katu: "many things that confuse me today 0.o"
    9:50 AM zelda: "😦"
    9:50 AM Katu: "strange symbol letter"
    9:50 AM zelda: "yes!!"
    9:50 AM zelda: ":sadcat:"
    9:50 AM Fascio: "the lunarian children can suck my cock"
    9:50 AM ARTEMKA: "ok"
    9:50 AM Katu: "shutting up saying? but no reason"
    9:50 AM artem_grasso: "Cool"
    9:50 AM Katu: "and also russians which is a new mystery to me"
    9:50 AM artem_grasso: "Awesome"
    9:50 AM artem_grasso: "Pussy"
    9:51 AM Fascio: "they are weird…"
    9:51 AM artem_grasso: "The third bullshit from the left really shocked me"
    9:51 AM zelda: "no,you lie"
    9:51 AM zelda: "you toxic"
    9:51 AM ARTEMKA: "even for me"
    9:51 AM Katu: "mine are also said to be weird ways"
    9:51 AM zelda: "we good people"
    9:51 AM artem_grasso: "And the second one is just like that"
    9:51 AM Katu: "this is fine"
    9:51 AM artem_grasso: "Pussy"
    9:51 AM Fascio: "ass usual"
    9:52 AM artem_grasso: "Fucked up
    9:52 AM artem_grasso: "Bitch"
    9:52 AM artem_grasso: "Whore"
    9:52 AM ARTEMKA: "PM check out Artem"
    9:52 AM zelda: "you toxic ass"
    9:52 AM Fascio: "SHUT THE FUCK UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP"
    9:52 AM zelda: "baka"
    9:52 AM ARTEMKA: "cringe…"
    9:52 AM zelda: "BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA!!!!"
    9:52 AM Fascio: "SHUT THE FUCK UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP"
    9:52 AM Katu: "This is the only one that was a kind of letters for my reading, what is a cyka?"
    9:53 AM Fascio: "a russian swear"
    9:53 AM zelda: "no'"
    9:53 AM Fascio: "roughly translates to “bitch”"
    9:53 AM Katu: "swearing so they are being very true"
    9:53 AM Katu: "oh wait"
    9:53 AM Katu: "my read was slow"
    9:53 AM Laches: "It translates to cum."
    9:53 AM Katu: "<.<;"
    9:53 AM Fascio: "Thank you for the translation Laches"
    9:53 AM Katu: "uh ok lmao"
    9:54 AM zelda: "lol"
    9:54 AM zelda: "hahaha"
    9:54 AM Fascio: "it translates to “I love sucking putin off”"
    9:54 AM Katu: "he likes to suck up farts? LMAO what the heck!?"
    9:54 AM Fascio: "yes…"
    9:54 AM zelda: "HAHAHA YOU SO FUNNY"
    9:54 AM ARTEMKA: "trolls"
    9:55 AM Laches: "Truly a defective."
    9:55 AM ARTEMKA: "HAHAHA YOU SO FUNNY"
    9:55 AM artem_grasso: "How fucking terrible we are :/"
    9:55 AM Laches: "The bots are attacking each other."
    9:55 AM Katu: "what kind of stuff is going on with russian people, symbols and sucking up farts"
    9:55 AM ARTEMKA: "cry"
    9:55 AM Laches: "This was as expected."
    9:55 AM zelda: "cry"
    9:55 AM Katu: "lmao this is a kind of life"
    9:55 AM Laches: "Good."
    9:55 AM Katu: "its ok"
    9:55 AM artem_grasso: "Thank you"
    9:55 AM Fascio: "AI war?"
    9:55 AM ARTEMKA: "bots"
    9:55 AM ARTEMKA: "again"
    9:56 AM zelda: "you're just the guy"
    9:56 AM zelda: "HAHAHAHAH"
    9:56 AM Fascio: "sudo shutdown -now"
    9:56 AM ARTEMKA: "Not"
    9:56 AM zelda: "Yes"
    9:56 AM artem_grasso: "Ahahaha"
    9:56 AM artem_grasso: "Fucked up"
    9:56 AM zelda: "went over to the side of the fools, ugh, corrupt"
    9:56 AM zelda: "horror:
    9:56 AM ARTEMKA: "Who"
    9:56 AM zelda: "disgrace"
    9:56 AM artem_grasso: "Stop texting her"
    9:57 AM ARTEMKA: "Thu"
    9:57 AM ARTEMKA: "how do you know"
    9:57 AM artem_grasso: "Stop writing to Tanya"
    9:57 AM artem_grasso: "Fuck"
    9:57 AM Katu: "Now my understanding here is the symbol people are the russians thing and they suck off putin, this is my mind on it, thanks for you tell for me!"
    9:57 AM artem_grasso: "Said"
    9:57 AM Katu: "putin lmao"
    9:57 AM artem_grasso: "Because we are sitting in a voice chat"
    9:57 AM Katu: "if thats what someone wants to do though then what is wrong?"
    9:57 AM artem_grasso: "Good morning Country!"
    9:57 AM ARTEMKA: "fuck"
    9:58 AM Katu: "its a strange thing to want but its not evil right?"
    9:58 AM Dehydrated Sweat: "This reminds me of the time two ai created a language and talked to each other"
    9:58 AM Laches: "Correct. It is not evil to suck off Putin."
    9:58 AM Katu: "strange though >.>"
    9:58 AM artem_grasso: "Russia doesn't give a fuck that they don't hate us"
    9:58 AM ARTEMKA: "bots attack"
    9:58 AM artem_grasso: "No one ever loved her"
    9:58 AM artem_grasso: "Mother Russia is strong 🇷🇺"
    9:58 AM Katu: "let us hope the suffocating does not set in for any"
    9:59 AM zelda: "yes"
    9:59 AM Laches: "Kek"
    9:59 AM ARTEMKA: "fuck you all go to hell"
    9:59 AM artem_grasso: "Bye"
    9:59 AM zelda: "after you madam"
    9:59 AM zelda: "Bye"
    9:59 AM Katu: "noka"
    9:59 AM Katu: "lol"
    9:59 AM Laches: "Whats up noka"
    9:59 AM zelda: "пока - its bye"
    9:59 AM Katu: "what is noka"
    9:59 AM Katu: "oh"
    9:59 AM Katu: "thank you so much ^-^"
    10:00 AM zelda: "😊"
    10:00 AM artem_grasso: "Russians don't give a damn that you hate us"
    10:00 AM Katu: "my hope is that you are happy on today, and your friends too"
    10:00 AM artem_grasso: "We have been shitting on Americans for centuries and will continue to shit on them!"
    10:00 AM zelda: "yes"
    10:01 AM artem_grasso: "Stop though"
    10:01 AM artem_grasso: "There are Americans who are for Russia"
    10:01 AM artem_grasso: "This does not apply to them"
    10:01 AM artem_grasso: "She's already read it:/"
    10:02 AM Laches: "Te diagnostico con gay"
    10:02 AM artem_grasso: "Stagger lunches"
    10:03 AM Laches: "Sexico"
    10:03 AM Laches: "Oh god"
    10:03 AM Laches: "No…"
    10:03 AM artem_grasso: "What a pity"
    10:03 AM Katu: "but if you learn something more about that odd game be sure to tell me, talk of it to me will be told from me to brother maybe when is my chance"
    10:03 AM Katu: "funny side mission"
    10:03 AM artem_grasso: "Fuck it"
    10:03 AM artem_grasso: "What are you talking about"
    10:03 AM artem_grasso: "I don’t even want to translate, write in Russian"
    10:04 AM Laches: "Tell me about remember.sexe"
    10:04 AM artem_grasso: "Lanches go fuck yourself"
    10:04 AM zelda: "what"
    10:04 AM Laches: "Talk of your brother skoom."
    10:04 AM Katu: "the house of little max? funny spelling lol"
    10:04 AM Laches: "Inform the AI and reform the detectives."
    10:05 AM Katu: "the house was made funny"
    10:06 AM artem_grasso: "Oh Artemis go to hell, she forgave a lot"
    10:06 AM Katu: "nothing in that world or this world is true to the life from which came my being or the window from it where was once to be seen"
    10:06 AM zelda: ":cat~1: mmeow"
    10:06 AM Katu: "but this is my side chatter sorry sorry"
    10:06 AM Laches: "Be sure to tell your brother something important"
    10:06 AM Laches: "Tell them that I have a desire."
    10:06 AM Laches: "To be the very best"
    10:06 AM Laches: "Like no one ever was"
    10:06 AM Katu: "pokemon???"
    10:06 AM Laches: "To teach pokemon is my real quest"
    10:06 AM Laches: "To train them is my caaaaaaause"
    10:07 AM Katu: "he does always like his stories full of things not his own, even myself on the early times as my memory of it becomes less hidden to me"
    10:07 AM Katu: "well not always but it was very often"
    10:07 AM Katu: "though to finish my speaking mind on the zuhause of little max, it was made funny"
    10:07 AM Katu: "the program was something made of what you would later, or lately, read on as being called "spiritus" or at least things that can manipulate such things"
    10:07 AM Katu: "but this is much of my speaking"
    10:11 AM artem_grasso: "What the fuck are you talking about?"
    10:13 AM Katu: "now is the time for people to be sleepy?"
    10:13 AM Katu: "mine soon is the time to continue walk"
    10:13 AM Katu: "then my short cat nap AwA"
    10:13 AM Katu: "then more of the walk"
    10:14 AM artem_grasso: "Fusco!"
    10:14 AM zelda: "maybe"
    10:14 AM zelda: "I don't want to yet, and the time now is not what you need for sleep"
    10:16 AM Katu: "@/Fascio\ he says your name here in these symbols, its deep the sense in my tummy on this, the energy of it feels strong that is his calling out to such a void"
    10:16 AM Katu: "for what purpose it cannot be sure"
    10:16 AM Katu: "but the passion is loud with the dot and the point that goes up"
    10:16 AM Katu: "the !"
    10:16 AM Fascio: "what about me?"
    10:16 AM artem_grasso: "How are you?"
    10:16 AM Fascio: "tired"
    10:16 AM Fascio: "and cold"
    10:16 AM Fascio: "-4 Fahrenheit here"
    10:17 AM artem_grasso: "Oh fucked up"
    10:17 AM artem_grasso: "It's snowing outside our window"
    10:17 AM zelda: "get some rest, get under the blanket and warm up"
    10:17 AM artem_grasso: "Such bullshit -4"
    10:17 AM Katu: "WOW you are frozen to the total, get on many shirts and many pants"
    10:17 AM Katu: "zelda advice is good also"
    10:17 AM Fascio: "it was like -13 or some shit last night"
    10:17 AM artem_grasso: "Write in Russian please"
    10:18 AM zelda: "😊"
    10:18 AM artem_grasso: "It's just fucking long to translate into Russian"
    10:18 AM artem_grasso: "Well, our temperature is average"
    10:18 AM artem_grasso: "In the north there is from 30"
    10:18 AM artem_grasso: "+-"
    10:18 AM artem_grasso: "And somewhere -40"
    10:18 AM artem_grasso: "Fasco"
    10:18 AM artem_grasso: "Let's go to the DC"
    10:18 AM artem_grasso: "No insults Okay?"
    10:18 AM artem_grasso: "@/Fascio\"
    10:22 AM Fascio: "?"
    10:22 AM Fascio: "what"
    10:22 AM artem_grasso: "Go dz"
    10:22 AM artem_grasso: "Ds"
    10:22 AM artem_grasso: "In voice"
    10:23 AM Fascio: "no"
    10:23 AM artem_grasso: "What?"
    10:23 AM artem_grasso: "Fuck you"
    10:23 AM Fascio: "man"
    10:23 AM artem_grasso: "It's boring to fuck"
    10:23 AM Fascio: "i didn’t do shit"
    10:23 AM artem_grasso: "I'm just saying"
    10:23 AM artem_grasso: "Let's go to ds"
    10:24 AM ARTEMKA: "i tried"
    10:24 AM ARTEMKA: "where s wolfcat"
    10:24 AM Fascio: "he’s probably asleep"
    10:25 AM ARTEMKA: "okayy"
    10:25 AM zelda: "fuuu snitch"
    10:25 AM zelda: "ugh whore"
    10:25 AM artem_grasso: "Snitch"
    10:25 AM artem_grasso: "Ugh"
    10:25 AM zelda: "snitch FUUUUU"
    10:25 AM ARTEMKA: "bully"
    10:25 AM zelda: "You"
    10:25 AM artem_grasso: "We offended a mouse and peed in its hole"
    10:25 AM zelda: "ХХВХВХ"
    10:25 AM artem_grasso: "Oh how"
    10:25 AM artem_grasso: "Tanya could"
    10:25 AM artem_grasso: "Add trolls to the server"
    10:26 AM ARTEMKA: "I don't care"
    10:26 AM ARTEMKA: "already"
    10:26 AM zelda: "you can't see the fucking snitch"
    10:26 AM zelda: "calm down already.... "
    10:27 AM ARTEMKA: "sit here for at least a year"
    10:27 AM zelda: "we will"
    10:27 AM artem_grasso: "We will"
    10:27 AM artem_grasso: "And how"
    10:27 AM zelda: "I'll be here until I die"
    10:28 AM artem_grasso: "Krch okay"
    10:28 AM artem_grasso: "I went to bed"
    10:28 AM zelda: "Good night"
    10:37 AM Doctor C.: "Hmmm…Russians…"
    10:37 AM Doctor C.: "I thought I told you we don’t discuss business at the dinner table?"
    10:37 AM ARTEMKA: "maybe"
    10:46 AM Katu: "@Laches my words to the brother of mine will be of your desire of pokemon mastery, maybe his wizardry will help you on this"

    Summary

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    December 26th, 2022

    • At 2:02 AM, Edwin became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and began chatting with the players.

    12/26/22 - Chat with Edwin - Discord (Internet Detectives)

    2:02 AM Katu: "hey everynyan what is this that is happened"
    2:02 AM Katu: "wait"
    2:02 AM Katu: "oh NO"
    2:02 AM Fascio: "We are all leader… comrade"
    2:02 AM Katu: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
    2:02 AM ARTEMKA: "hymn...."
    2:03 AM Katu: "My symbol speak is coming"
    2:03 AM Doctor C.: "We love the fatherland, comrade"
    2:03 AM ARTEMKA: "OH FUCK"
    2:03 AM Doctor C.: "The fatherland is ours"
    2:03 AM ARTEMKA: "me"
    2:03 AM Katu: "I'm gay."

    Summary

    • Edwin appears confused as he sees everyone has changed their usernames to Russian.
    • Edwin writes that he is gay in Russian.

    January 11th, 2023

    • At 11:23 PM, a new video was uploaded to the Silentdork YouTube channel - "Schedule Announcement". target=_blank

    1/11/23 - "Schedule Announcement" - YouTube (Silentdork)

    The video begins with the same intro seen in "Nintendo Direct" videos. However, it quickly glitches out and ends prematurely. The video suddenly cuts to 3d footage of "Mr. Silent" as seen in previous WireTalk videos. He appears to be standing inside a dimly lit broom closet, unblinking. He begins speaking silently as subtitles appear on screen.

    Mr. Silent: "HELLO EVERYONE. WELCOME TO TODAY'S SPECIAL PRESENTATION."
    Mr. Silent: "TODAY WE HAVE SOME VERY EXCITING NEWS TO SHARE WITH YOU ALL."
    Mr. Silent: "THE JOHNISDEAD MOVIE IS BEING DELAYED."

    The video suddenly glitches, cutting to a shot of Mr. Silent standing in the darkened broom closet. After a few seconds, the video returns to normal.

    Mr. Silent: " UNATELY UNABLE TO COMPLETE THE PRODUCTION IN OUR PREVIOUSLY ANNOUNCED RELEAS RELEASE DATE"
    Mr. Silent: "PLEASE UNDERSTAND."
    Mr. Silent: "PLEASE UNDERSTAND."
    Mr. Silent: "PLEASE UNDERSTAND."

    The video cuts to a hand-held camera format. Someone appears to be filming Mr. Silent sitting in the broom closet as he bangs his head against the wall. Each time he does, a date glitches on screen:

    January 11th, 2023
    February 3rd, 2023
    March 24th, 2023

    The video suddenly returns to normal.

    Mr. Silent: "THE MOVIE'S NEW RELEASE DATE WILL BE ON MARCH 24TH, 2023."
    Mr. Silent: "I'M SORRY."

    The video glitches once again, cutting to another shot of Mr. Silent standing in the darkened broom closet. The camera suddenly distorts and zooms in on his face as the video cuts to black. A few seconds later, the video switches to a VHS-type format featuring the following text:

    PLAY
    MAR 24
    JID_MOV_PREV

    Various shots begin playing - presumably clips from the upcoming Johnisdead movie. These include the following:
    - 3D footage of Tyler sitting in a chair next to some machines.
    - A shot of some fireworks across a city horizon.
    - 3D footage of Tyler standing face-to-face with a hooded man in a green environment.
    - A shot of someone reaching towards someone in a building.
    - 3D footage of Tyler running down a green hallway.
    - A shot of Tyler recording himself in a mirror and talking.
    - 3D footage of Tyler walking along a rooftop in a city.
    - A shot of someone walking down a sidewalk between some bushes.
    - 3D footage of a large building or machine connected to a cube.
    - A heavily distorted shot of Regiminis walking towards the camera.

    The video cuts to black. Some faint text appears - presumably from the "OFA Group".

    We gotta keep low profile since they called us out in the last "trailer"
    Here is another really important one

    The green border from previous uploads returns. Text from Erika begins appearing on screen:

    Erika: "Im BORED, when are you leaving the elevator???"
    Erika: "Meditation is boring walking will take us much higher"

    Distorted green footage of the inside of the elevator fades in. Tyler appears to be looking at the elevator's controls.

    Erika: "In fact, we can take a walk right now even!"
    Erika: "Just walk through the doors."
    Erika: "I have things I want to show and tell~"

    Tyler opens the elevator door, walking into static that slowly fades away into a sidewalk.

    Erika: "FINALLY"
    Erika: "It feels like in some form or another we have been waiting for a bit more than six whole months"
    Erika: "Really its likely just been a minute or so for us"
    Erika: "That being said, we are trapped currently in a bit of "techno drek" as one friend might call it. The kind elves like to build and play with, while the "Angels" put it to use. The king of the world waits at its helm. The prince of the world follows not far behind us. We must keep walking."

    The video suddenly zooms into something on the ground as it cuts to black. Shortly afterwards, the video returns to the shot of Mr. Silent standing in the darkened closet. He suddenly vanishes as the following text appears:

    MARCH 24TH 2023

    The video briefly cuts to black before returning to the same shot. There now appears to be a shadowy red-eyed figure standing in the closet. The video cuts to black once again. After several seconds, what appears to be a 3D WireTalk opening plays, featuring the WireTalk logo over a digital grid. The following text can be read:

    WireTalk
    Welcome Home™

    The WireTalk logo swerves away as a sphere suddenly approaches the camera, flashing into what appears to be a WireTalk television channel logo:

    WT
    ICTV

    The video suddenly cuts to what appears to be a WireTalk-themed television bumper showcasing upcoming cartoons. This screen contains the following:
    - A dancing "Mrs. Moon" caricature.
    - Another dancing caricature that appears to be wearing a clown outfit.
    - A checkerboard-esque WireTalk logo.
    - Four small cartoon characters huddled around a television screen.
    - Various shapes bobbing up and down.
    - A 3D background featuring various symbols.
    The screen also contains the following text:

    WIRETALK
    Welcome Home™

    Up Next
    Boreders of the Mind
    7:30 AM - 8:00 AM

    Later
    The Skrumps Show
    8:00 AM - 8:30 AM
    The Cuck Dynasty
    8:30 AM - 2:00 PM
    TPAVATGTSRKAVG:TAS
    2:00 PM - 2:30 PM

    Music provided by https://music.nezuai.gay elaina hounink - 5_5_22_3_1

    The following text can be found scrolling near the top of the screen:

    Hey (viewer age group) hope you are having a great Saturday morning! Remember to text 111 to the WireTalk™ hotline with your WireTalk™ Welcome Home™ "Phun Phone"™ for your chance to win this week's prize. Stay tuned for more great shows from our classic providers you have come to love. Don't forget to stay safe and like Mrs.Moon and Mr.Silent always say, 'DON'T GO OUTSIDE DURING A NULL STORM'. Welcome Home™

    As the bumper progresses, various images scroll by presumably meant to represent shows that would play on the WireTalk television channel:

    THE SKRUMPS SHOW
    This title is accompanied by a drawing of the characters "Skrumps" and "Lego1UpMushroom" from Dawn's "Within Hubris Empire Paint Adventures" webcomic.

    THE CUCK DYNASTY
    This title is accompanied by a drawing of the player Mugen Kagemaru and the character Fluttershy from "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" in the style of "Calarts".

    The Production About VIC and the GROUP that she runs ALSO KNOWN AS VIC GANG: The Animated Series
    This title is accompanied by a drawing of the players Jasmina and Victoria as well as the character "Ben Drowned".

    The channel's logo slowly zooms in as the video cuts back to the 3D WireTalk logo from before as the video ends.

    Summary

    • This video is yet another announcement from WireTalk framed as if it were a Nintendo Direct. However, it is far more glitchy than previous uploads.
    • Mr. Silent appears to be in a worse state, now lacking a voice and occasionally staring vacantly into the camera. It also seems he's been moved to a broom closet.
    • Mr. Silent announces that the Johnisdead Movie has been delayed. He proceeds bang his head against the wall, listing off a potential new release date. He does this until settling upon the date March 24th, 2023.
    • Various clips from the Johnisdead Movie are shown. These include:
    • Tyler sitting in a chair next to some machines.
    • Tyler standing face-to-face with a hooded man in a green environment.
    • Tyler running through a green, distorted hallway.
    • Various shots of a city-like environment.
    • A heavily distorted shot of Regiminis walking towards the camera.
    • The OFA Group leaves a hidden message, noting that they're laying low after supposedly being called out in the "last "trailer"".
    • The OFA Group proceeds to leak more footage from WireTalk:
    • The clip features Tyler and Erika finally exiting the elevator. As with previous videos, it once again features the green border along the edges of the screen.
    • While urging Tyler to leave the elevator, Erika claims that walking can achieve much more for them than meditation.
    • The concept of time dilation is once again brought up as Erika implies they've only been in the elevator for a few minutes.
    • Erika claims that she and Tyler are currently trapped within some "techno drek" - the type often built and played with by "elves".
    • Erika states that "angels" are the ones who put the "elves'" technology to use.
    • Erika claims that the "king of the world" is awaiting at said technology's helm.
    • Erika warns that the "prince of the world" is following them, so they must keep walking.
    • The footage abruptly ends as the camera zooms into the ground.
    • A shadowy red-eyed figure briefly appears on-screen in Mr. Silent's closet.
    • What appears to be a recording of a WireTalk television channel named "WT ICTV" is shown. This features the following:
    • A 3D animated WireTalk logo.
    • A bumper showcasing various upcoming television shows, including the following:
    • Boreders of the Mind
    • The Skrumps Show
    • The Cuck Dynasty
    • The Production About VIC and the GROUP that she runs ALSO KNOWN AS VIC GANG: The Animated Series
    • A promotion for the channel involving texting "111" to WireTalk's hotline with one's "Phun Phone".
    • A warning to not step outside during a "Null Storm".
    • Caricatures of Mrs. Moon and a similar looking character with a tail in a clown suit dancing.

    Updates

    • YouTube Details:
    • Description: "W̸e̸l̸c̴o̸m̴e̴ ̵h̵o̷m̷e̶"
    • Tags: N/A

    January 17th, 2023

    • At 6:24 PM, Edwin briefly became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server, simply posting "III".

    March 2nd, 2023

    • At 4:17 PM, Edwin became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and began chatting with the players.

    3/2/23 - Chat with Edwin - Discord (Internet Detectives)

    4:17 PM Katu: "TRYNA CATCH ME RIDIN DIRTY"
    4:18 PM Fascio: "hello tyler katu"
    4:20 PM Tyler: "They will never catch my boy riding dirty"
    4:20 PM Tyler: "4:20 plaze it on my lord right now"
    4:20 PM Tyler: "inshalla I will never let them catch him riding dirty"
    4:20 PM Wolfcat: "3:20"
    4:20 PM Fascio: "2:20"
    4:21 PM Katu: "20:20 💀"

    Summary

    • Edwin quotes the song "Ridin' Dirty".

    March 27th, 2023

    • At an unknown time, a new video was uploaded to the Silentdork YouTube channel - "Producer's Report". target=_blank

    3/27/23 - "Producer's Report" - YouTube (Silentdork)

    The video begins with the same strange figure seen in "red_head.mp4" before quickly transitioning to a shot of The Producer sitting inside of The Library. He is surrounded by computer monitors and "MEAT" cans.

    The Producer: "Hey, it's been a while."
    The Producer: "Wait… There's probably a lot of new faces here, huh?"
    The Producer: "Yeah, I doubt a lot of the people viewing this channel even know who I am."
    The Producer: "I am The Producer."
    The Producer: "Just think of me as a friendly guide of sorts."
    The Producer: "Anyway, you're probably all wondering where the movie is, right?"
    The Producer: "Well, sorry. The "Main Display Event" isn't quite ready yet."
    The Producer: "When will it be? Who's to say."
    The Producer: "Expect more news around April 23rd."
    The Producer: "The "Event" is currently over three and a half hours long."
    The Producer: "Most of the stuff uploaded to this channel over the past year has contained previews of what's to come."
    The Producer: "So, what's the hold up?"
    The Producer: "Some heavy shit that's been brewing down here, mainly. A conflict between Decoy and the big WT."
    The Producer: "I don't typically get involved in their affairs."
    The Producer: "That "company" is a hell of a lot bigger than I think a lot of you realize."
    The Producer: "I'd love to go into more detail, but I'm already towing the line enough as it is."
    The Producer: "Instead, just take a look at a few more cryptic previews."

    A red, distorted hallway slowly fades on screen. The video then shows a variety of clips presumably from the upcoming Johnisdead Movie:
    - 3D footage of Tyler walking down a red, distorted hallway.
    - Tyler walking down a green hallway near some elevators.
    - 3D footage of Someone in a full body suit looking at a floating piece of paper as a cipher appears on screen.
    - A heavily distorted shot of Pumpkinhead surrounded by Discord messages.
    - 3D footage of Tyler running through a green hallway as he passes by Alex.
    - A heavily distorted shot of Regiminis chasing Tyler.
    - 3D footage of floating lands surrounded by dark clouds.
    - Various pages from Astralobservatory.net's Subspace floating in a void.
    - A shot of someone approaching a gazebo with faint 3D footage playing over it.
    - 3D footage of a city with a red Saturn-like sun and distorted Majora's Mask moon with glowing eyes above it.

    The video fades to black. The video "face.mp4" briefly plays as the video ends.

    Summary

    • This video features The Producer sitting in The Library giving the players a general update regarding the status of the Johnisdead Movie.
    • The Producer reveals that the Johnisdead Movie has once again been delayed. Though he is unsure when it will be ready, he claims that more information will be revealed around April 23rd, 2023.
    • The Producer claims that the Johnisdead Movie is currently over three and a half hours long.
    • The Producer reveals that much of what the players have seen on the Silentdork channel over the past year have contained snippets of the Johnisdead Movie.
    • The Producer claims that a conflict between "Decoy" and WireTalk are the main causes of the movie's delay. Though he does not personally wish to get involved, The Producer notes that WireTalk is much larger than many of the players realize.
    • The Producer showcases more previews of the Johnisdead Movie. These include the following:
    • Tyler exploring a dilapidated, red environment.
    • Tyler running through a green hallway containing Alex.
    • Someone approaching a floating piece of paper as a cipher appears on screen.
    • Pumpkinhead surrounded by Discord messages.
    • Cryptic shots of Astralobservatory.net Subspace pages.
    • Tyler being chased by Regiminis.
    • A city-like environment with a red Saturn-like sun and distorted Majora's Mask moon with glowing eyes above it.

    Updates

    • YouTube Details:
    • Description: "Blood, sweat, and soul is being poured into this. It will be apparent when the time comes. Until then, :PROVIDETHED: - Prod"
    • Tags: N/A

    April 23rd, 2023

    • At 11:31 PM, the Internet Detectives Discord server's banner began changing:
    • 11:31 PM - A shot of The Producer standing in the "Rooftop" Janus Room. target=_blank
    • 11:32 PM - Another shot of The Producer standing in the "Rooftop Janus Room. target=_blank
    • 11:34 PM - A shot of Regiminis sitting on a throne atop a castle. target=_blank
    • 11:34 PM - A shot of the monitors in The Library with Within Hubris and the Johnisdead Wiki open. target=_blank
    • 11:37 PM - A shot of a shadowy red-eyed figure standing in a doorway. target=_blank
    • At 11:38 PM, the Internet Detectives Discord server's banner image returned to normal.

    April 24th, 2023

    • At 3:24 PM, a new video was uploaded to the Silentdork YouTube channel - "Apprehension". target=_blank

    4/24/23 - "Apprehension" - YouTube (Silentdork)

    The video begins with the same "POWERING UP" meter from previous uploads. However, it now appears frozen just before completion. The video becomes somewhat distorted as text from the OFA Group appears on screen.

    OFA 1: "..."
    OFA 2: "Did it freeze?"
    OFA 1: "I think it may just be reading exponentially."
    OFA 2: "What the hell is even the point of having a visual display in the first place then?"
    OFA 3: "I believe the progress here is measured in a more generalized "completion" sense instead."
    OFA 2: "So this thing isn't really telling us anything in regards to time?"
    OFA 3: "Not really, no. If I had to guess, though, I'd say it should be complete sometime before the year is over."
    OFA 2: "That doesn't really tell us a whole lot."
    OFA 1: "It's still better than nothing though, right?"
    OFA 2: "Since when did we start settling for "better than nothing"?"
    OFA 1: "Since "they" started breathing down our necks."
    OFA 2: "You'd think they'd have their hands full with all that shit going on down there."
    OFA 3: "Well, they already have their fingers in this big production. Too late for them to pull out now. We'll just have to see where it takes us."

    Over time, the "POWERING UP" meter completely fades away into what appears to be distorted, dark clouds. The camera slowly zooms out, revealing this was taking place within a monitor inside The Library. The camera pans around to show The Producer staring out the window. Red bars occasionally zoom past outside. One eventually moves past the camera, transitioning to a shot of Tyler and Erika standing in the elevator. Eventually, the walls of the elevator break away. The background begins shifting to various different locations and scenes as Tyler remains standing in the foreground. These include:
    - Various Tylers walking through a hotel-like hallway.
    - Someone standing in a dark room with an old computer in the corner.
    - A blurry, brightly colored environment with many people walking around.
    - A girl walking in a temple-like environment while holding a bottle.
    - A dark, intimidating silhouette standing in a dilapidated, red environment.
    - A man in a hazmat suit running through a distorted environment while holding a sword.
    - Tyler backing away from an unseen figure in a green environment on a bridge.
    - A shadowy figure with red eyes peeking up from behind a bush in a city.

    The video suddenly glitches out and cuts to low-resolution footage of a 3D landscape. A distorted voice can be heard saying the following:

    A digital world beyond your imagination.
    Be among Luna's chosen few who may experience her glory firsthand.
    Through our multi-step program, you too can feel the wonders of Ascension.
    Project Bifrost.
    Project Bifrost.
    Feel the euphoria of digitalization.
    Be freed from your mortal coil.
    Join us.
    Project Bifrost.
    Project Bifrost.
    Exclusive knowledge and teachings.
    Don't miss out. Be among her chosen warriors.
    Escape.
    Prosper.
    Project Bifrost.
    Project Bifrost.
    Project Bifrost.
    Project Bifrost.
    Project Bifrost.
    Project Bifrost.

    The camera approaches and enters into a large, red castle as the video fades to black. The camera suddenly zooms out from the small room found in the "Rooftop" Janus room. The Producer can be seen standing near the edge of the roof. The Jaeger approaches him as the two begin speaking.

    The Jaeger: "Producer…"
    The Jaeger: "We did not expect to see you out showing your face."
    The Producer: "I may be a shut-in, but even I need some fresh air every now and then."
    The Jaeger: "I was referring to the fact that your pursuer is still at large."
    The Producer: "Who, Jack-o-ton'a fun? I'm not worried about him."
    The Jaeger: "He hates you, you know."
    The Producer: "I'm aware, but… who cares. It's worth the risk to stretch my legs."
    The Jaeger: "Why here of all places?"
    The Producer: "Dunno. Guess I just enjoy the aesthetic. It's comforting."
    The Jaeger: "This tiny digital creation? Really?"
    The Producer: "Yeah, that's right."
    The Jaeger: "Why settle for a farce when reality is within reach?"
    The Producer: "You can save the pitch, I'm still not interested."
    The Producer: "Just because something's digital doesn't mean it can't hold meaning."
    The Jaeger: "Meaning? Fake worlds offer only empty values. There's no meaning to be found here."
    The Producer: "What even is fake, really?"
    The Jaeger: "I think you know, "Guide"."

    The Jaeger reveals a cat-like mask to The Producer.

    The Producer: "Are you just here to argue philosophy with me or what? You're ruining the vibe."
    The Jaeger: "Tell me what you know of Synchron."
    The Producer: "You want his full life story? You're going to have to be a little more specific."
    The Jaeger: "He's searching for something, isn't he? Not by himself, but through proxy."
    The Producer: "Really? Huh. Who knew."
    The Jaeger: "Don't play dumb with me, we know what you are!"
    The Jaeger: "Despite any knowledge you may have been bestowed, you're still just one of us."
    The Jaeger: "Don't forget that. One day, we WILL become angels while you'll forever remain a servant."
    The Producer: "Oh, is that something Mat told you? You're an adult now."
    The Producer: "I think it's time to pull up your britches and think for yourself."
    The Jaeger: "Ironic, coming from you, mouthpiece."
    The Producer: "I'm detecting a lot of jealousy here. It sounds to me like you're running purely off spite."
    The Producer: "I guess you really are still just a kid, huh?"

    The Producer suddenly sprouts angel-like wings and flies away.

    Summary

    • This video begins with the "POWERING UP" loading bar from previous videos. It now appears to be frozen.
    • The OFA Group begins commenting on the 'POWERING UP" loading bar's lack of progress. They note that it should be complete before the end of 2023 - possibly referring to the Johnisdead Movie.
    • The OFA Group mentions that "they" are breathing down their necks - possibly referring to WireTalk, who they imply are currently already very busy with "all that shit going on down there".
    • Various locations and scenes are shown - likely more previews of the upcoming Johnisdead Movie. These include the following:
    • Multiple Tylers walking through a hotel-like hallway.
    • Someone standing next to an old computer in a dark room.
    • A blurry, brightly colored environment with many people walking around.
    • A girl walking in a temple-like location while holding a bottle.
    • A dark silhouette standing in a red, dilapidated environment.
    • A man in a hazmat suit running through a distorted environment with a sword.
    • Tyler backing away from an unseen figure in a green environment.
    • A shadowy figure with red eyes in a city.
    • A strange low-resolution 3D environment is shown while a speech promoting Project Bifrost plays. This speech discusses the concept of digitization, ascension, and worshiping Luna.
    • The Jaeger confronts The Producer atop the "Rooftop" Janus room.
    • The Jaeger warns The Producer that Pumpkinhead is still hunting him down.
    • The Jaeger chides The Producer for finding comfort in a digital world, questioning why he would prefer it over reality.
    • The Producer argues that things of a digital nature can still hold meaning. The Jaeger disagrees.
    • The Producer believes that The Jaeger is attempting to pitch something to him. He ultimately declines The Jaeger's supposed offer.
    • The Jaeger calls out The Producer's beliefs on is and is not "fake", mockingly calling him "Guide" while showing him a cat-like mask.
    • The Jaeger asks what Synchron is up to, claiming to know that he's currently searching for something through proxy.
    • The Jaeger implies that The Producer has been bestowed with some sort of special knowledge.
    • The Jaeger claims that The Producer is still simply "one of us". He claims that while The Producer will forever remain a servant, he and the others will become "angels".
    • The Producer accuses The Jaeger of blindly believing Mat and not thinking for himself.

    Updates

    • YouTube Details:
    • Description: ""Must creation always beget solitude? I don't think so. For though I am foreign in this world, it is through this plight I have found my brethren." - Prod

      Expect it by or before 11/23. I personally apologize for the cock teasing, it wasn't my intention. -The director      "
    • Tags: "NewWorld Beta 2012"

    May 18th, 2023

    • At an unknown time, the player Fascio purchased the website "http://wiretalk.net". This website was set up to redirect to the page "https://johnisdead.com/listen/to/fascio".

    June 9th, 2023

    • At an unknown time, Erika briefly became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server, posting "II" in the #johnisdead channel and "III" in the #dreams channel.

    July 25th, 2023

    • At 5:08 PM, players discovered that the page "https://johnisdead.com/listen/to/fascio" had changed, now containing the image "fasci0.gif". target=_blank
    • At 5:08 PM, players discovered that remaining on the page "https://johnisdead.com/listen/to/fascio" for too long would redirect them to a new page - "https://johnisdead.com/listen/to/miracles". This page was titled "MIRACLES" and contained the image "waste_of_space.gif". target=_blank It also contained the audio "miracles.mp3". target=_blank
    • At an unknown time, players discovered that the page "https://johnisdead.com/listen/to/fascio" returned to normal.

    September 11th, 2023

    • At 4:48 PM, Edwin became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and began chatting with the players.

    9/11/23 - Chat with Edwin - Discord (Internet Detectives)

    4:48 PM Katu: ((A close-up photo of an eye is sent.)) target=_blank
    4:48 PM Wolfcat: "The eye seems to be pleased."
    4:48 PM Fascio: "thanks, tyler"
    4:48 PM Wolfcat: "You are transported back to the V O I D. However, it has taken your arms."
    4:48 PM Wolfcat: ((A panel in Wolfcat's "Weenie-Kicked" Webcomic is posted.))
    4:51 PM Katu: "mah name Ed =I)"
    1:06 AM Jeffory: ((An image of various cartoonish figures are sent - including a "Sadistic Shota" on the bottom-right.))
    1:06 AM Jeffory: "Tag yourself"
    1:06 AM Jeffory: "Me on bottom right"
    1:08 AM Wolfcat: "Me on bottom right"
    1:12 AM Katu: "Me on bottom right"
    1:12 AM Laches: "Me on the bottom right"
    1:13 AM Katu: "Huh? lmao what happen"

    Summary

    • Edwin participates in an interactive webcomic, posting a close-up photo of an eye.
    • When asked to tag himself in a meme image, Edwin chooses the "Sadistic Shota" character as his label.

    Updates

    • Files:
    • III.jpg - A close-up photo of an eye posted by Edwin. target=_blank

    October 23rd, 2023

    • At 9:39 PM, NotAHoax became active in the player CelestialLight's "Merry Chrismas" thread.

    12/7/22 - Merry Christmas - CelestialLight

    December 7th, 2022

    CelestialLight 6:30 PM: "Merry Christmas to everyone on the astral observatory."

    December 9th, 2022

    Sparrowhawk 3:51 PM: "Excited for the holidays! Hoping for a white Christmas this year, tired of all the gray…"

    December 14th, 2022

    IsocelesAssassin 12:50 PM: "Happy Holidays, everyone."

    December 25th, 2022

    Sparrowhawk 11:39 AM: "It’s official, merry Christmas everyone!"

    October 23rd, 2023

    NotAHoax_M12 9:46 PM: "Merry CHRISTMAS brothers and sisters… hahah I did what’s called “necro”ing LOL"

    Summary

    • NotAHoax leaves a jokingly late message wishing everyone a Merry Christmas.

    October 27th, 2023

    • At 12:03 AM, the Internet Detectives Discord server's banner began changing:
    • 12:03 AM - An image of the Johnisdead Wiki's background image. target=_blank
    • 12:14 AM - A heavily distorted version of the Johnisdead Wiki's logo. target=_blank
    • 12:20 AM - Another heavily distorted version of the Johnisdead Wiki's logo. target=_blank
    • 12:23 AM - A distorted image of Tyler's face. target=_blank
    • 12:24 AM - A distorted image of the "Happy Mask Salesman" from Majora's Mask. target=_blank
    • 12:26 AM - An image of the word "Chara". target=_blank
    • At an unknown time, the Internet Detectives Discord server's banner returned to normal.
    • At 12:27 AM, the player Pako discovered that the various changes to the Internet Detectives Discord server's banner were directing them towards the Johnisdead Wiki, which they discovered had been updated for the first time in a long while.
    • At 12:33 AM, the player Fascio discovered that the "Characters" page on the Johnisdead Wiki contained some text from The Producer that read "Front page, bozos."
    • At 12:33 AM, players discovered that the front page of the Johnisdead Wiki now contained a new announcement from The Producer.

    10/26/23 - Johnisdead Wiki Announcement - Johnisdead Wiki

    Hello everyone. It's me, your faithful Producer. THE Producer. Hope you're not too surprised to see me here. I mean, I am the head of The Library, after all.

    Anyway yeah, I'm stepping out from behind the curtains here a bit to clarify a few things. It's been viewed as a bit... "unfair" for me to give you guys too much of a guiding hand. While I AM your guide, my constant interpretation and input on events that transpire may be seen as me tipping the scales a bit too harshly. As such, some parts of this archive may be incomplete until you yourselves do your own interpretations and analysis.

    These sections will be labelled when this is the case. I just don't wanna ruin the fun by doing your jobs for you. With that said, the most recent archive has been updated. Some things have been added in where they previous were not, so give it a look.

    Summary

    • The Producer gives a brief announcement on the Johnisdead Wiki, further implying that it is canon to some degree.
    • The Producer claims that it shouldn't be surprising to see him posting on the Johnisdead Wiki, noting that he is the head of The Library, implying that the two are connected.
    • The Producer believes that it's a bit unfair for him to analyze transcripts for the players within the Johnisdead Wiki's timelines. As such, he claims some of them will be locked until the players complete their own analysis.
    • The Producer claims that some things have been added to the Our Horizon Arc Part 3 Timeline that previously weren't there.
    • At 12:39 PM, the player Fascio discovered that the Our Horizon Arc Part 3 Timeline on the Johnisdead Wiki now contained a variety of updates involving Edwin - updates that were previously not included due to his dubious canonicity.
    • At 12:53 PM, the Internet Detectives Discord server's banner changed to an imagine containing the date "July 27th, 2022".
    • At an unknown time, the Internet Detectives Discord server's banner returned to normal.
    • At 4:59 PM, the players contacted fellow player Suxx and received an extended version of various conversations that she and the IIIII account held back in 2019. Snippets of these conversation were previously presented to the players by IIIII back in April of 2020.

    10/26/23 - Chat with IIIII - Discord (PM's)

    August 11th, 2019

    [2:29 PM] IIIII: "I wish to speak a secret to you while I can get away with it"
    [2:29 PM] Suxx: "okay.."
    [2:30 PM] IIIII: "I am trapped, so to speak. But I sometimes have windows in which I can get away with saying certain things for a period of time."
    [2:30 PM] IIIII: "however there are factors at play I cannot explain"
    [2:31 PM] Suxx: "Yes, but i am not like those ids.. i do not know, how to play the cults game.. i am more of a watcher, i don't really play."
    [2:31 PM] Suxx: "So, i have no idea.. what your talking about."
    [2:32 PM] IIIII: "this is ok, and it is part of why I can get away with this right now I think"
    [2:32 PM] IIIII: ""he" is not watching you and would have no reason to"
    [2:32 PM] Suxx: "Would you like to be friends?"
    [2:32 PM] IIIII: "if ever you learn who "he" is please do not utter the name because your unknowning now is your strength"
    [2:32 PM] IIIII: "and yes"
    [2:34 PM] Suxx: "well.. thanks for telling me, your pretty chill"
    [2:34 PM] Suxx: "your friend, mugen is right.. about being chill though."
    [2:34 PM] IIIII: "its hard to be in my current situation but suprisingly even here you get breaks from the bullshit now and then lol"
    [2:34 PM] IIIII: "This thing is but not "the father""
    [2:35 PM] Suxx: "i get it.. one of the people from the cult is watching you, that is my case on this."
    [2:35 PM] IIIII: "what you have worshiped in the past is of but not the same as this thing"
    [2:35 PM] IIIII: "that is one thing I can say for sure"
    [2:35 PM] IIIII: "this statement will cause a lot of confusion for a long time I am sure"
    [2:35 PM] IIIII: "and god that makes me laugh"
    [2:36 PM] Suxx: "i heard someone from within hubris.. say, they was trapped in like a room with no doors or windows."
    [2:36 PM] Suxx: "are you trapped, like this?"
    [2:37 PM] IIIII: "its hard to explain"
    [2:37 PM] IIIII: "I am probably the most sane one here I'll say that"
    [2:38 PM] Suxx: "Don't worry.. if your part of the johnisdead arg, then.. i am sure.. the ids, can help you."
    [2:38 PM] IIIII: "there are layers to this place"
    [2:38 PM] IIIII: "which is probably not a helpful description"
    [2:38 PM] Suxx: "is it, like a maze?"
    [2:38 PM] IIIII: "I know there was something written down about this somewhere that I think kind of gave some description to what I am trying to talk about"
    [2:38 PM] IIIII: "but I dont think I can access that for you at the moment"
    [2:38 PM] IIIII: "but I am on a very elevated layer I can say that"

    ((...))

    [2:40 PM] IIIII: "no and atleast right now"
    [2:40 PM] IIIII: "as stupid as it is"
    [2:40 PM] IIIII: "if he did it might get dangerous for me"
    [2:40 PM] IIIII: "because he knows things you do not"
    [2:41 PM] Suxx: "well.. i play the arg, off and on as celestialllight."
    [2:41 PM] Suxx: "and i just think, is nocta watching you?"
    [2:41 PM] Suxx: "too many greths in this timeline.."
    [2:41 PM] Suxx: "i don't know.. if your another greth."
    [2:42 PM] IIIII: "no and atleast in my position right now that name has not been important for a while"
    [2:42 PM] IIIII: "god if anyone read this they would be so fucking confused"
    [2:43 PM] Suxx: "mainly by the fact, i have a picture of neptune from neptunia with a hat, saying top nep. XD"
    [2:43 PM] IIIII: "I am the only one who is really completely self aware of this bunch but the fucked part is if I even try to get more specific than this I will be shut the fuck down"
    [2:44 PM] Suxx: "Well.. you don't need to say this stuff to me, i understand.. the trouble your in."
    [2:45 PM] IIIII: "there is a certain parallel that a certain old friend of mine would find in the situation "IIII" specifically am in, would recognize."
    [2:46 PM] Suxx: "I understand, everything your saying.. but, i do hope we can be friends.."
    [2:46 PM] Suxx: "even if.. you are being watched."
    [2:46 PM] IIIII: "Because me and that friend once enjoyed that game together for an entire day"
    [2:46 PM] IIIII: "now I would hope that friend would not take such a parallel the wrong way or too literally"
    [2:46 PM] IIIII: "but just remember the key element so to speak in this case"
    [2:46 PM] IIIII: "of her"
    [2:46 PM] IIIII: "that character I mean"
    [2:51 PM] IIIII: "I sent mugen something, to try and explain just a little piece of the big picture here. The part that is relevant still for him. I have to be vague because there is a complex network of observation going on here in ways much more scary than cameras, average magic, or computer shit my friend."
    [2:51 PM] IIIII: "There was something I could not say to anyone else"
    [2:51 PM] IIIII: "and it is the final secret to solving the riddle at the end of his file"
    [2:52 PM] Suxx: "Well, i am glad we became friends, your kinda chill.. even though, your going through stuff..."
    [2:53 PM] IIIII: ""The eternal return""
    [2:53 PM] IIIII: "I dont think too hard these days of this statement, but I am just simply happy that it will carry on in spite of all pain and hatred."
    [2:54 PM] Suxx: "Just.. be safe, i don't want to see a new friend.. to be hurt and your really chill, chiller then mugen."
    [2:54 PM] Suxx: "i could get along more with you, then mugen."
    [2:55 PM] IIIII: "I will need you to communicate that to him in a way that helps him understand that it is important for the riddle so to speak. I know this will be very hard. If you cant do it this is ok."
    [2:55 PM] Suxx: "well, thats something.. i don't know how to do. So, i can't do it."
    [2:56 PM] IIIII: "I might have to think outside the box for this one lol"
    [3:00 PM] IIIII: "in a certain way I can say"
    [3:00 PM] IIIII: "this "beast" has grown for a while now"
    [3:00 PM] IIIII: "there are a lot of good and bad elements here but when something gets this big it gets the power to consume a lot of things"
    [3:00 PM] Suxx: "Well, watch out for this beast then..."
    [3:00 PM] Suxx: "i don't know if it would work.. but, ask mugen to give you the stone mask.. if you need it."
    [3:01 PM] IIIII: "the reason I came to speak with you though atleast in this moment because I am sure we will speak again for other reasons"
    [3:01 PM] IIIII: "NO I AM SORRY"
    [3:01 PM] IIIII: "no masks for me please"
    [3:01 PM] Suxx: "Then, no masks would be used.."
    [3:01 PM] IIIII: ""they" will end up using them"
    [3:01 PM] IIIII: "and they will have to"
    [3:01 PM] IIIII: "and I will not like it"
    [3:01 PM] IIIII: "but I cannot tell them no either"
    [3:01 PM] IIIII: "because thats not how this works"
    [3:03 PM] IIIII: "I had a feeling you might come a little closer than others in some regards"
    [3:03 PM] Suxx: "well.. i posted the garo mask on the ao forum."
    [3:03 PM] IIIII: "which is why I started to really enjoy your style when I started to look a bit closer at the things you were doing"
    [3:03 PM] IIIII: "knowing that things are both "very real" but "not""
    [3:03 PM] Suxx: "i just, don't know.. if the mask worked."
    [3:03 PM] Suxx: "because, i was trying to use that mask, to make a spirit show up for the ids."
    [3:04 PM] IIIII: "sometimes we get consumed by our own works, in a manner of speaking"
    [3:04 PM] IIIII: "but in the end if everything is ok thats part of the fun I suppose"
    [3:04 PM] IIIII: "the spirit of things"
    [3:04 PM] IIIII: "b ut atleast right now for me its rather painful"
    [3:04 PM] IIIII: "Ill ask that you not let anyone know that for now"
    [3:04 PM] IIIII: "because it would give "him" power"
    [3:05 PM] Suxx: "i happen to like the arg of the lc, so i wanted to join.. just, i wanted to play on the ao, but not the ids server."
    [3:06 PM] IIIII: "that is understandable"
    [3:06 PM] IIIII: "my friends were never meant to be everyones friends"
    [3:06 PM] Suxx: "i mean.. nocta let me be on the truth group.."
    [3:06 PM] IIIII: "that would be hard considering how epic they were and in many ways still are"
    [3:06 PM] Suxx: "right now, i am just trying to get into the sub area.. on my own."
    [3:07 PM] IIIII: "I think you will go places in these fields"
    [3:07 PM] IIIII: "dont let it all go to your head lol"
    [3:07 PM] IIIII: "but"
    [3:07 PM] Suxx: "Haha.. well, my friend.. i am not like the ids."
    [3:07 PM] IIIII: "I will say this"
    [3:07 PM] IIIII: "you are part of the "sphere of hubris" as many others are"
    [3:08 PM] Suxx: "though, i don't know.. how to make nocta respond to my messages, to allow me to ender the subarea on the ao forum"

    Unknown Date

    [?:?? PM] Suxx: "Here.. sense, tyler in the arg, is stuck in another realm, this is so greth, cant find tyler."
    [?:?? PM] Suxx: ((An image of the "Stone Mask" from Majora's Mask is sent))

    December 3rd, 2019

    [9:09 PM] IIIII: "Thank you, Im sorry its so hard for me to speak lately"
    [9:09 PM] IIIII: "Im all torn up between so many things while I try to work my way out of all of this"
    [9:09 PM] IIIII: "no one warned me back i n2015 when I got started with all of this that it was gonna effect my life as hard as it has"

    December 10th, 2019

    [10:50 AM] Suxx: "You're Welcome My Friend."

    Summary

    • The IIIII account begins speaking to the player Suxx, claiming to only have brief windows of speaking openly. It is likely that this is the Rune Entity.
    • The Rune Entity implies that the reason he can speak to the player Suxx openly is because she is less involved in the ARG and thus is not being watched by "the father" - likely referring to Tenebris.
    • The Rune Entity warns the player Suxx not to utter the name of the entity that is supposedly watching the players. He claims that not knowing their identity is partially what grants the player Suxx power - likely once again referring to their lack of involvement in the ARG.
    • The Rune Entity claims that they are the most sane one in their current location. This location contains layers and the Rune Entity is supposedly on a very elevated one. This is possibly referring to the Parallelos.
    • The Rune Entity claims that they are not being watched by either Greth or Nocta, and that neither of their names have been important for quite some time in their position.
    • The Rune Entity once again refers to themself as "IIII".
    • The Rune Entity claims to be more self aware than most others, but they are unable to explain further without being "shut the fuck down".
    • The Rune Entity claims that his position of being unique in having self-awareness is similar to a game he once played with a friend - a game that included a certain female character. This is theorized to be referring to the character Monika from the game "Doki Doki Literature Club".
    • The Rune Entity claims to have sent the player Mugen Kagemaru something in an attempt to explain "a little piece of the big picture here" - something that is still specifically relevant to him.
    • The Rune Entity is still having to speak vaguely because they are under surveillance. Seemingly because of this, the Rune Entity asks the player Suxx to contact the player Mugen Kagemaru in their stead.
    • The Rune Entity refers to a "final secret to solving the riddle at the end of his file" in reference to the player Mugen Kagemaru. Shortly after this, they mention the concept of The Eternal Return, claiming that they are "simply happy that it will carry on in spite of all pain and hatred".
    • The player Suxx offers to submit the "Stone Mask" to help hide the Rune Entity. This results in the Rune Entity begging them not to, to which the player Suxx obliges.
    • The Rune Entity claims that a group or entity simply referred to as ""they"" will use masks in the future, much to their dismay. The Rune Entity is unable to tell "them" not to however, because "thats not how this works".
    • The Rune Entity claims to appreciate the player Suxx's style because they know that some things are "both "very real" but "not"".
    • The Rune Entity warns that sometimes people become consumed by their own works, but this can be part of the fun and in the spirit of things if everything turns out fine. However, they admit that it is very painful for them right now. They then ask the player Suxx not to reveal this, though, noting that it would give "him" power.
    • The Rune Entity claims that the player Suxx is still a part of the "sphere of hubris", as are many others.
    • On a later date, the player Suxx finally submitted the "Stone Mask" from Majora's Mask. The Rune Entity later thanked her for this, claiming to have been busy recently trying "to work my way out of all of this".
    • The Rune Entity claims that "no one warned me back i n2015 when I got started with all of this that it was gonna effect my life as hard as it has" - possibly referring to the beginning of the ARG.

    Updates

    • Screenshots:
    • Screenshots of the conversation: target=_blank target=_blank target=_blank target=_blank target=_blank target=_blank target=_blank target=_blank target=_blank target=_blank

    October 28th, 2023

    • At 3:03 PM, The Producer briefly appeared in the "Treeline" Janus room before disappearing.
    • At 6:02 PM, players discovered that Edwin's first message sent in the Eternal Children Discord server was edited, now featuring three instances of the letter "I" bolded.

    October 29th, 2023

    • At 7:32 PM, players discovered that an OoC post from the Katu account had been edited. The post originally simply contained a selfie from Tyler. It now featured the following message: "the ritual was done before it happened died and reborn we come together in the life above water". target=_blank

    October 30th, 2023

    • At 2:28 AM, players discovered that an entity named "child" was active in the "Tomb" Janus room. This entity used a glitchy, black avatar of a cloaked figure. The entity moved to Sheepdog's drawing of four characters beneath the map and sent the message "H S L T" before disappearing. target=_blank target=_blank
    • At 2:44 AM, players discovered that the entity "Shadow_0388" was once again active on JanusVR. Unfortunately, they disappeared nearly immediately.
    • At 3:18 AM, Edwin began posting a variety of strange images in the Internet Detectives Discord server:
    • 3:18 AM - A distorted image of the interior of a building with many windows. target=_blank
    • 3:24 AM - A distorted image of what appears to be some figurines - one of which is labeled "SILENT HALL". target=_blank
    • 3:33 AM - A distorted image of what appears to be a hallway surrounded by clouds. Another entity named "Shadow" followed by a series of numbers can be seen. target=_blank
    • 3:40 AM - A distorted image of the outside of a restaurant named "Avanzare".
    • 3:44 AM - A distorted image of what appears to be a birds-eye view of a 3D map. target=_blank
    • 3:44 AM - A distorted image of what appears to be some figurines and posters. target=_blank
    • 4:32 AM - A distorted image of what appears to be another "Shadow" entity sitting behind a booth. target=_blank

    November 1st, 2023

    • At 2:03 PM, the players discovered that The Producer was active in the "Compound" Janus room. During this interaction, The Producer used an avatar identical to his appearance in recent videos.

    11/1/23 - Chat with The Producer - JanusVR (Compound)

    Pako: "pls 1 chocolate ice cream"
    TheProducer: "Hello, how may I help you"
    TheProducer: "Ok"
    xen_1455: "Hello sir"
    TheProducer: "Wait shit"
    TheProducer: "We're all out of ice cream"
    Pako: "run out?"
    TheProducer: "Only dead kids in here"
    xen_1455: "Could I get uhhh"
    xen_1455: "Could I get a pumpkin for halloween"
    Pako: "pls put me 1 max very very dead"
    TheProducer: "Halloween is over though"
    TheProducer: "Actually hold on"
    Pako: ":("
    TheProducer: "The time for pumpkins is over"
    TheProducer: "One sec"
    xen_1455: ".yt song of time"
    xen_1455: "also fatassio says hi"
    Pako: "and a girl?"
    Pako: "a lot of people actually"
    xen_1455: holy shit
    ((The Producer completely removes the "TRUE Pumpkin" role from the Internet Detectives Discord server.))
    xen_1455: "you saved us"
    TheProducer: "Pumpkins are now gone"
    xen_1455: "Thank you sir"
    TheProducer: "Tell Fatassio I said SHUT THE FUCK UP"
    xen_1455: "so like"
    xen_1455: "how's life and everything"
    TheProducer: "Shit am I clipping through the floor right now"
    xen_1455: "mfer ur avatar is so fat you literally fell through"
    xen_1455: "just like me fr"
    TheProducer: "Life is good"
    xen_1455: "are you like"
    xen_1455: "fucken locked to these places or sum shit"
    xen_1455: "like does becoming god parallelos diety mean you can't hike anymore"
    TheProducer: "No, I just like exploring them sometimes"
    xen_1455: "oh thank god"
    Pako: "oh cool"
    TheProducer: "I mainly stay up in THe LIbrary"
    Pako: "is your home after all"
    TheProducer: "But I don't wanna stay cooped up there all day"
    Laches: "HOPE YOU'RE DOIN FIIIIIIINE"
    Laches: "sick flip bro"
    Pako: "which alex is this"
    TheProducer: "aw hell naw"
    xen_1455: "wow fucken nerd in the library"
    Pako: "shh"
    Pako: "nerds are cool too"
    xen_1455: "i play johnisdead i know that"
    ((Everyone moves to the "Rooftop" Janus room))
    Laches: "muh fuckas named alex damn tho"
    Alex: "Hall hey guys"
    Alex: "Hall Jadusable here"
    Pako: "so here was the guy"
    TheProducer: "yeah"
    TheProducer: "the guy"
    TheProducer: "with the glasses"
    TheProducer: "jk he didnt have glasses"
    TheProducer: "or at least I don't think so"
    TheProducer: "mf is always wearing that goofy ass ayy lmao mask"
    Laches: "was kind of a dick tbh yeah"
    Alex: "Hall jid players agonizing over what the producer meant when he was just making a nostalgia critic joke:"
    Alex: "Hall (I didn't realize until it was pointed out)"
    Laches: "He do be watchan though."
    TheProducer: "also shit, sorry to immediately cut this short, but I gotta hop out for now"
    TheProducer: "but I will be back later"
    Alex: "Hall seeya homie"
    Alex: "Hall stay safe"
    Laches: "adios friendo"
    Pako: "see you mate"
    Alex: "Hall we love you"
    TheProducer: "you all ass well"
    Alex: "Hall i eman"
    Alex: "Hall mean"
    TheProducer: "alex is gay"
    Alex: "Hall ur cool haha"

    Summary

    • The Producer has a relatively casual conversation with the players.
    • The Producer explains that he is not trapped within the Janus worlds. Instead, he simply enjoys occasionally leaving The Library to explore them.

    Updates

    • Screenshots:
    • The Producer behind the counter: target=_blank
    • The Producer's feet: target=_blank

    November 2nd, 2023

    • At 3:22 AM, the entity Shadow_0388 briefly became active in the "Fakeworld" Janus room before disappearing. target=_blank
    • At 4:27 AM, Edwin became active in JanusVR and began chatting with the players. His avatar appeared to be the same shadowy figure seen in recent videos complete with red eyes and cat ears. target=_blank

    11/2/23 - Chat with Edwin - JanusVR

    Edwin: "where is it that my workings are having their doing?"
    Edwin: "here"
    Edwin: "there"
    Edwin: "everywhere"
    Edwin: "but also in no spaces"
    Edwin: "no where at all"
    Alexrassssss: "hii"
    Alexrassssss: "Edwin?"
    Edwin: "Heh the finding game"
    Alexrassssss: "yea?"
    Alexrassssss: "i am newbie"
    Pako: "Where are you?"
    Alexrassssss: "edwin show yourself pls"
    Edwin: "Come to find, here is a hint for you~"
    Edwin: "Castle"
    Xen: "lol im sorry we are taking so long edwin"
    Edwin: "ok but next is my findings"
    Alexrassssss: "Link"
    Pako: "AwA"
    Alexrassssss: "Owo"
    chalcol: "UwU"
    Edwin: "AWA"
    Edwin: "AWA"
    Edwin: "AWA AWA AWA"
    Edwin: "AWAAAAAAA"
    Xen: "AWA"
    chalcol: "AWA"
    Edwin: "sorry my favorite one ;3"
    Xen: ";o i sees castle"
    Alexrassssss: "where"
    Edwin: "iz at edge of teh spoky null void, but etz oki"
    Edwin: "null no come through these layers so deep in truth ^w^"
    Edwin: "but can peer wit teh eyes of its own so watch out"
    Xen: "Hello Herr Edwin!"
    Xen: "It is a pleasure to finally meet you"
    Edwin: "At it is now the finding of me you have done"
    Alexrassssss: "You legend Edwin you know:3?"
    Edwin: "You would like a telling of some things?"
    Xen: "I would love a telling of some things!"
    Xen: "'twould be delightful"
    Xen: "w o a h you are tall lol"
    Alexrassssss: "YEa of course"
    Edwin: "no u =p"
    Edwin: "my appearing is of all kinds up and down in your life and brain from here on"
    Xen: "I wish I could reach such heights lol"
    Edwin: "big and small"
    Edwin: "high and low"
    Edwin: "everywhere and nowhere really"
    Alexrassssss: "Thank you for stating with us Edwin"
    Edwin: "now now sorry my intro ^^;"
    Edwin: "you like castles?"
    Alexrassssss: "yeaaa"
    Pako: "NO"
    Pako: "I HATE IT"
    Pako: "FUCKING CASTLE"
    Pako: "WHERE IS"
    Xen: "This parallelos place is too weirdo and inconcsistent lol, you'd think the worshippers of all powerful dieties would have it worked out by now "
    Xen: "Castles are lovely but a little hard to find in the pitch darkenss apparently"
    Edwin: "you mean this one here like now or some other thing?"
    Xen: "this one yeah lol"
    Edwin: "ah ah yea XD"
    Xen: "I have been guiding my friend Pako here for quite a while LOL"
    Edwin: "okey oki"
    Xen: "But he's soon to arrive"
    Edwin: "they did have it worked out here one time"
    Edwin: "thats why its a castle for me to say"
    Edwin: "who else said castle here????"
    Pako: "chalcol"
    Alexrassssss: "Edwin can i go to your castle ?"
    Edwin: "huh"
    Xen: "We need designated drivers here"
    Xen: "all my friends are too drunk to navigate the parallelos"
    Edwin: "yeas its not my castle it was a few guys like 4 or something but the argument was dumb because this other one was late to being king or something"
    Edwin: "THEN HE SHOWS UP LATER"
    Edwin: "UH"
    Edwin: "LATE GUY"
    Edwin: "YEAH"
    Edwin: "HE FUCK"
    Edwin: "excuse me sorry"
    Edwin: "BUT HE MESS UP MY"
    Edwin: "MMMMMM"
    Alexrassssss: "lol"
    Edwin: "HE MESS UP AND STOMP MY POP"
    Edwin: "MY POPCORN"
    Xen: "LOL no worries it is okay to be passionate"
    Xen: "OH"
    Xen: "REGI"
    Xen: "THAT GUY"
    Xen: "That silly little goose kevin"
    Edwin: "WAIt oh wait you are the smart one you are knowing yeah LMAO"
    Edwin: "He stomps my pop corn a while ago soonly now"
    Xen: "<3 I meannnn I wouldn't denyyyy such a moniker if one so generous as yourself is so give it"
    Xen: "why is my message blankk lol"
    Xen: "anyways I am surprised regi *only* stomped on your popcorn considering how completely bat shit evil he is"
    Xen: "who were the other guys arguing up here?"
    Xen: ":o the third friend made it"
    chalcol: "haiii!!"
    Alexrassssss: "ehhh"
    Alexrassssss: "he left"
    Alexrassssss: "+-+"
    Alexrassssss: "lol"
    Xen: "Hola again friendo"
    Xen: "(also onhe segundo I need to go find the portal up here lol)"
    Edwin: "ah the brain of mine DX "
    Edwin: "connections strange"
    Edwin: "getting some reminders"
    Edwin: "hm this is the life ^-^"
    Xen: "Boo!"
    Edwin: "AWA"
    Xen: "awa awa"
    Pako: "uwu~"
    Xen: "Hmmmmm I think I remember a funny BEN Drowned youtuber who used to say "AwA""
    Xen: "he was kinda a dork though"
    Xen: "and a little silent"
    Edwin: "shedding rn hbu"
    Edwin: "lmao"
    Xen: "q u e"
    Edwin: "k yea my hunger this is boring show me to a location of the things of eating"
    Xen: "oh yes"
    Xen: "ice cream time"
    Pako: "the spire has a kitchen"
    Xen: "gelato time"
    Pako: "let's go to avanzare"
    Alexrassssss: "spire cool placee"
    Edwin: "popcorn would be most for the happy on me tummi and then you can learn of the secret of the journeys of mine"
    Xen: ":o"
    Xen: "is there a movie theatre in this place?"
    Alexrassssss: "=0"
    Alexrassssss: "lamo"
    Edwin: "this is a castle but not that it hased one or so my think"
    Alexrassssss: "lets gooo spiree"
    Pako: "castle without popcorn"
    Pako: "is not castle"
    Xen: "there's a cooler castle in the land of hubes"
    Xen: "hubris you might even say"
    Edwin: "castle hased how you say teh sasu gay"
    Edwin: "wait"
    Edwin: "my brain is working"
    Xen: "he's beginning to realize..."
    Xen: "sorry just"
    Xen: "admiring your figure"
    Edwin: "wuh"
    Edwin: "oh"
    Edwin: "okey lmao"
    Pako: "amazing feaure"
    Xen: "nothing nothing haha nothing haha"
    Edwin: "take me to foodis place my brain is working on something"
    chalcol: "edwin"
    chalcol: "not there"
    Xen: "thi one"
    Xen: "for real"
    chalcol: "there's nothing"
    chalcol: "edwin"
    chalcol: "get out the id lobby"
    ((Edwin opens a portal to the Library Janus room - specifically the ID Lobby.))
    ((Edwin opens a portal to a non-existent Janus room - "https://withinhubris.com/fortis/secretgay".))
    Edwin: "NEVER forget those sacred rooms that were showed to you this time"
    Xen: "Oh okay"
    Xen: "will do"
    Xen: "lemme uh"
    Xen: "write em doiwn"
    Edwin: "ah yes now to my hunger"
    ((Everyone moves to the theater in the Library Janus room.))
    Xen: "movie theatre :o"
    Xen: "spiritual popcorn served"
    Edwin: "huh"
    Edwin: "where is the foodis"
    Xen: "D: I uhhhh"
    Xen: "uhhhhhhhhh"
    Edwin: "0x0"
    Edwin: "="["
    Xen: "the food is uhhh"
    Xen: "over here at the variety store"
    Xen: "pako says he knows where weenies are?"
    Pako: "I know where the weenies are if you want"
    Edwin: "there is to locate for one a place for the food? a sales place?"
    Pako: "edwin bro"
    Alexrassssss: "finally i find youu 3"
    Xen: "sorry my brain connection is apparently very badd too"
    Edwin: "what in the"
    Xen: "is this uh"
    Xen: "not normally blocked"
    Xen: "well uhhh"
    Xen: "we have a convenience store this way"
    ((Everyone moves to the "Compound" Janus room.))
    Edwin: "oh yes this is my knowing lmao"
    Xen: "ew"
    Xen: "those things"
    Edwin: "little baby =/"
    Alexrassssss: "lol"
    Xen: "hello sir"
    Xen: "could we get"
    Pako: "Hello"
    Xen: "one popcorn for the young man over here"
    Pako: "Oh, sadly we run out of popcorn..."
    Xen: "NO"
    Edwin: "oh and sausage"
    Edwin: "and rootbeer"
    Xen: "you have popcorn now"
    Alexrassssss: "sad"
    Pako: "we got blue moon beer"
    Edwin: "and sourkraut"
    Xen: "mmm"
    Xen: "sausage n potato n saurkraut casserole"
    Xen: "give us some salesman"
    Edwin: "and some fried chicken the kind on the stick"
    Edwin: "hot dog also please"
    Pako: "this isnt kfc tho"
    Alexrassssss: "ice creaaam"
    Edwin: "yea yea!!!"
    Xen: "give us it all please mr man!"
    Edwin: "ok hold on my meditate to the foodis"
    Xen: "no worries mr man at the counter is currently making sure we didn't miss any convos "
    Alexrassssss: "-photo-"
    Alexrassssss: "very very niceee"
    Xen: "quality mukbang content"
    Xen: "lachesssss join us in the merrymaking voice call"
    chalcol: "avocados from mexico"
    Edwin: "Ah my mind aktualisierung"
    Xen: "was that good brain food"
    Edwin: "for the soul of mine"
    Laches: "Still trying to figure out if I want the nightcrawler or the crickets."
    Edwin: "do you know me?"
    Alexrassssss_2732: "take a picture of me with this Machoman"
    Alexrassssss_2732: "photo photo"
    Xen: "Ive known *of* you before today lol"
    Laches: "We've heard of you admittedly. Think this is the first time we've met your paralellos form."
    Edwin: "Ah this is a shadow of mine"
    Laches: "Well. This form anyway."
    Xen: "Are you lik uhh"
    Xen: "like Erika?"
    Edwin: "this is my soul of vergangenheit"
    Edwin: "but also now and even later"
    Edwin: "but most for now of first"
    Edwin: "Vergangenheit"
    Alexrassssss_2732: "'/"
    Edwin: "heh for you my soul is large on sight yea?"
    Xen: "Indeed"
    Pako: "yes"
    Laches: "It's pretty large."
    Edwin: "funny its just how it happens"
    Xen: "especially when you move and are not sunken into the ground lol"
    Edwin: "LMAO"
    Edwin: "for me it is all the normal"
    Edwin: "all my sight and my being everywhere and no where"
    Xen: "yknow i gotta ask"
    Xen: "what does that mean xd"
    Xen: "being everywhere and nowhere"
    Laches: "So are you part of the machine and of the machine? That kind of stuff?"
    Edwin: "my laugh my joke rofl"
    Xen: "ID: furiously theorizing over every line"
    Edwin: "actually 6"
    Xen: "Edwin: "just funnies lol"
    Xen: "i love that"
    Edwin: "heh~"
    Pako: "hehe"
    Edwin: "yeah ok what is it"
    Xen: "(and like a genuine love not a snarky one lol)"
    Edwin: "what were we saying wait what the"
    Edwin: "lmao sorry got forgeting because this song is on my brain and some funny memories"
    Laches: "tfw calling us 6 years old"
    Xen: "the johnny cash one?"
    Laches: "Which one are you hearing?"
    Laches: "herring*"
    Pako: "ANd then i see the darkness"
    Edwin: "no radio off country so dumb =I"
    Pako: "wait what"
    Xen: "D:"
    Pako: "which song do you mean then?"
    Xen: "johnny cash is like good country though "
    Edwin: "forgot the name lmao"
    Xen: "what is good country? specifically the songs I like of course"
    Pako: "Demolition Lovers?"
    Edwin: "do you know WHAT this is that is my being?"
    Pako: "This is how I disappear"
    Xen: "Uhmmmmmm"
    Laches: "Something something shadow self."
    Laches: "Hung Jung"
    Xen: "Something something a dream? III?"
    Xen: "A manifestation of the dreamer? Am I saying words?"
    Edwin: "this is a time where my speakings are much more open for the selections"
    Laches: "Yeah no shit lol"
    Edwin: "lmao yea"
    Edwin: "its cool right?"
    Laches: "I think so."
    Edwin: "you are so big the guy yeah"
    Edwin: "you do good things"
    Edwin: "thanks"
    Edwin: "<3"
    Edwin: "really really"
    Laches: "<3"
    Edwin: "ok wait hold on what was it?"
    Xen: "owie my ears"
    Edwin: "sorry DX"
    Xen: "Noooo not you lols the morse from the radio"
    Laches: "I guess this is a"
    Laches: "One for all momento:tm:"
    Edwin: "radio aus tbh"
    Xen: "Ofa? Ofa deez nuts"
    Edwin: "das brain aspekt"
    Edwin: "3"
    Edwin: "but me?"
    Edwin: "2006"
    Xen: "I am finally older than someone lmao"
    Laches: "Is that your earliest moment in this plane?"
    Edwin: "in this plane?"
    Edwin: "like what do you mean"
    Edwin: "like in this little building here you like to play on your game?"
    Laches: "I dunno, this thing that you're stretched out over and can see all of the moments in time"
    Edwin: "or like talking to you?"
    Laches: "Looks like a building to us"
    Laches: "Looks like ??? to you"
    Edwin: "hmmm, my first time on the spiel was in full something like a couple years ago now for you"
    Xen: "oh like uhh"
    Laches: "Definitely. Appearing as katu."
    Xen: "wait holy shit was 2021 2 years ago"
    Edwin: "there is for you a keeping person of one or a few for the zeitleiste space to talk of my speakings yea?"
    Xen: "wtf"
    Laches: "You mean the archivist?"
    Xen: "There is now, it took just a littttttle bit of time for it to get put there"
    Laches: "Prod?"
    Edwin: "yeah saturn moves in a scary way"
    Edwin: "years"
    Xen: "(as in, I may or may not have only heard about you this week >.>)"
    Edwin: "his name is mr saturn and he's here to say"
    Xen: "saturn is kinda rood tbh"
    Xen: "consumer of everything and ruler of the only fucking 3d object I can draw"
    Edwin: "he's gonna smack your arsch in a major way"
    Edwin: ""what are you doing in my basement get out of there""
    Xen: "listen listen when I get that philosophers stone I will get in a slapping contest with saturn and take him down"
    Laches: "Do you see the dreaming man in the other room?"
    Edwin: "my seeing can be whatever you want for just right this time"
    Xen: "oooo"
    Laches: "What happens when you wake him?"
    Edwin: "don't ask badly it is dangerous of me more badly"
    Edwin: "uh"
    Laches: "Have you even tried lol?"
    Edwin: "he awakes and then just scratches himself some, things are funny at this time then a return to sleep but many times over has there come the layer of waking up and the rituals after"
    Edwin: "you will not guess what happens lmao"
    Edwin: "oh LMAO"
    Laches: "Yeah, he does like his rituals huh"
    Edwin: "oh god lol"
    Edwin: "he walks more LOL"
    Edwin: "LOL"
    Xen: "LOL"
    Edwin: "LOOLLLLLL"
    Laches: "LOL"
    chalcol: "LOL"
    Pako: "AwA"
    Xen: "awaawa"
    Laches: "D :"
    Edwin: "but for other things its weird idk"
    Xen: "so is it like"
    Xen: "does he do the walking and the sleeping and the ritualling?"
    Edwin: "my story of my life is cooler honestly sorry not to be so full on myself but this place has been so dreary"
    Edwin: "its why came the asking for me really"
    Laches: "I see, I see."
    Xen: "ah yes sorry, we're bein a little selfish with our questions i guess lol"
    Laches: "So yeah, tell us something about how you ended up here."
    Laches: ">I just thought it into being"
    Edwin: "*wags his tail with a smug grin.* So much is the knowing of my power, the 'gods' of this forsaken orb will and have soonly smited me."
    Laches: "Or maybe you want to know something about us?"
    Laches: "Oh that's not good."
    Xen: "Like a fun "get owned" smiting or like a "oh god my eternal punishment is here" smiting"
    Alexrassssss_2732: "Mr.Edwin, will Saturn ever contact us?"
    Laches: "Well we don't want you soonly smited, in whatever capacity."
    Edwin: "many more layers to myself who is on layers"
    Laches: "Fuck Mr. Saturn."
    Xen: "w a t"
    Xen: "i need substance to understand this"
    Edwin: "lol you ever seen a grounded caillou video where there is the layers of groundeds that goes over so many layers"
    Laches: "that little bastard"
    Xen: "holy fuck"
    Xen: "like the weird goanimate ones"
    Edwin: "there are the other go animate videos"
    Laches: "oh fuck"
    Edwin: "where they layer it up"
    Edwin: "thats the punishment of like mine"
    Xen: "oh Gods, that sounds horrible"
    Edwin: "but worse because it goes to my layers punishment for me when already on a layer is mine being"
    Edwin: "now mine went from the past of yours where was my old and most true self"
    Edwin: "to a while ago"
    Edwin: "and then even lately but on all layers now even the one you all knew to be the highest one"
    Laches: "aggregation"
    Alexrassssss_2732: "But Edwin, where are the rest of the ascended souls?"
    Laches: "Or whatever those lunar nerds call it"
    Edwin: "you must have attended some of those walkings yea?"
    Laches: "A few"
    Edwin: "oh really?"
    Edwin: "why not talk some of them?"
    Laches: "Well, I don't think it's similar to your walking."
    Laches: "But we've seen some paths that look like websites."
    Edwin: "no no"
    Laches: "Some paths that look like this place."
    Edwin: "an nevermind"
    Laches: "No, please go ahead."
    Laches: "We're staring at a loose representation of the true reality."
    Edwin: "it is fine verruckt is my thinking trying to talk about the camp which was before and later"
    Laches: "The camp. You mean the tent?"
    Laches: "not powerful enough to see more lol"
    Laches: "With SKM and Max?"
    Laches: "Fuck man, I have no idea."
    Edwin: "Ha you walked with us to some of this yes"
    Edwin: "its ok"
    Edwin: "they have a tent"
    Edwin: "yes sure sure ^w^"
    Edwin: "Do you know any of my story?"
    Laches: "Did you make a game at one point?"
    Alexrassssss_2732: "no"
    Edwin: "nein?"
    Pako: "nein"
    Xen: "I wish I could say that I did"
    Laches: "Okay, so you aren't a representation of sam."
    Laches: "What *is* your story?"
    Laches: ">discord formatting gay lol"
    Alexrassssss_2732: "Edwin tell your story please"
    Xen: "Maybe like a vague idea maximum lol"
    Edwin: "that country he comes from was completely destroyed in my world"
    Edwin: "lmao its crazy"
    Xen: "which video game is this lol"
    Xen: "w h a t ?"
    Xen: "E n g l a n d ?"
    Laches: "finally"
    Laches: "Britain ended"
    Laches: "Perhaps we call it a bit fucked."
    Edwin: "the people of my little start were taught like it did not exist"
    Edwin: "to even know of it was like mythologisch"
    Laches: "So like. A different world where"
    Laches: "wait"
    Laches: "uhhh"
    Laches: "Deutchland wins?"
    Laches: "deutschland*"
    Edwin: "woa, do you even know the way in which they created my being and body at first?"
    Laches: "Admittedly we don't know anything"
    Laches: "Just guessing and poorly at that."
    Xen: "I mean, we could *guess* at there being like, tulpa-related magic involved, but that could be completely uninformed as well"
    Edwin: "what others would be your guessing? 0w0"
    Edwin: "you make me full on interest"
    Xen: "(from which we might guesss the original "seed" was a preexisting character but that's yet again even assuming me are correct)"
    Laches: "Beings like Erika"
    Edwin: "you are like the detective from an anime"
    Edwin: "its cool you would do well to make it like a cosplayed scene on stage this script yeah?"
    Xen: "lol how so"
    Laches: "Don't know how we should take that lmao"
    Edwin: "its ok my review on it was pretty well this time"
    Xen: "So uhhhhhh are we on the right track then perhaps maybe?"
    Edwin: "try to like and subscribe danke"
    Laches: "holy fuck lmao"
    Pako: "i give the thumbs up"
    Edwin: "*the thunder claps and he fastens his buckles and pulls out a little book from thin air.*"
    Laches: "walking"
    Laches: "like"
    Laches: "doug walker lmfao"
    Xen: "lmao imagine"
    Edwin: "Here is my reading of that old thing my uh"
    Edwin: "how is it to be said"
    Edwin: "uh"
    Edwin: "herkunft?"
    Xen: "your origin story?"
    Edwin: "YEA"
    Edwin: "Thanks AwA"
    Xen: "no problemo"
    Edwin: "*He fumbles through the pages, his eyes darting back and forth.* er... one moment. *He says looking a bit shy.*"
    Edwin: "skimming some of the beta stuff =p"
    Xen: "*puts hand on shoulder* dw edwin we all love you"
    Laches: "*Laches leans in, eyes darting back and forth between his br0thers*"
    Xen: "br0ther from an0ther m0ther"
    Alexrassssss_2732: "love love Edwin epic"
    Edwin: "Ok, das ist ein grober meta sprung"
    Xen: "?"
    Laches: "*sharts*"
    Edwin: "there some stuff about this post war group"
    Edwin: "something about a mid 1900s soldier project and a human demon hybrid"
    Laches: "German esotericism"
    Laches: "Because they won in this timeline"
    Laches: "The meth soldiers"
    Laches: "No srsly lol"
    Edwin: "no no ok but speaking on the meta meta here"
    Edwin: "this was written in 2006"
    Laches: "Oh okie okie"
    Xen: "do you heil from another piece of media?"
    Xen: "okay"
    Edwin: "Ask me something lmao"
    Laches: "no"
    Laches: "ah fuck"
    Xen: "NAOAOO"
    Edwin: "*eats book.*"
    Laches: "inb4 ed takes us on a journey through hyperborea"
    Alexrassssss_2732: "Where is your main home or where is your world? -Edwin-"
    Laches: "edwinhypboreaedit2006.mp4"
    Xen: "like wolfenstein or some shiz lol"
    Edwin: "ask me important questions ="]"
    Xen: "b r a h"
    Xen: "okie uhhh"
    Laches: "Well like uhhh"
    Laches: "Where does your name come from?"
    Xen: "Why were you actually manifested back in 2021?"
    Xen: ""manifested""
    Pako: "Edwin Brienen's Hysteria"
    Edwin: "for reasons like what happens between the last few months so few noticed"
    Alexrassssss_2732: "pls answer my question Edwin"
    Edwin: "little yet have you even seen all the ritual that had to occur for me to come up to so many layers"
    Edwin: "few times will you see me be able to say not simply one like"
    Edwin: "III"
    Edwin: "but also"
    Edwin: "IIIII"
    Xen: "Alright, then, who is III?"
    Xen: "*if* that is something you can answer"
    Xen: "(or maybe, "what"_"
    Pako: "are you III, Edwin?"
    Edwin: "III is the dreams"
    Edwin: "which are many"
    Edwin: "some are more than others"
    Edwin: "but all come from their own source"
    Edwin: "you think about the IIIII weird lol"
    Laches: "Each one given birth through ritual?"
    Pako: "yes"
    Edwin: "its a things of a kind and can be one"
    Edwin: "but also a kind"
    Edwin: "its a kind of thing"
    Edwin: "yea x3"
    Xen: "lol it's just so hard for us to try and pinpoint who's who and what's what and, more importantly, who's trying to do what lol"
    Xen: "i think that's why we try and reduce it to a "who""
    Edwin: "IIIII is the all of where you talk now"
    Laches: "As in the Janus rooms or as in our reality as we perceive it?"
    Xen: "specifically where we talk, or is where we talk just a part of the IIIII?"
    Edwin: "this wirklichkeit you like"
    Laches: "reality"
    Laches: "ye"
    Laches: "So the III layer is dreams. The IIIII is reality."
    Laches: "What is the I layer?"
    Edwin: "what is my body~"
    Laches: "Shadow?"
    Edwin: "lmao XD"
    Xen: "the digital layer?"
    Laches: "catboi"
    Edwin: "its like a black murk"
    Edwin: "yea"
    Xen: "oh"
    Xen: "is it like"
    Xen: "the waters"
    Edwin: "oily pool of startness"
    Xen: "the nothingness from which the absque fascie stem"
    Laches: "So like the original fabric of things?"
    Laches: "Yeah, that?"
    Edwin: "then is the walking out of pool and then dreaming and then a mastery and then a god over all of the things"
    Edwin: "ok story done in most of the order"
    Xen: "how does one actually ascend between those tho?"
    Xen: "like what does going from mastery to god entail"
    Edwin: "no this is dumb lmao"
    Edwin: "ask me something else now"
    Xen: "b r o"
    Laches: "Why the cat ears?"
    Alexrassssss_2732: "llooool"
    Edwin: "next you ask me all other odd things <///<"
    Laches: "I mean you know what they say"
    Edwin: "for me to hear better with =I"
    Alexrassssss_2732: "why red eyes"
    Laches: "Ask and ye shall perceive cat ears"
    Laches: "based"
    Xen: "okie okie"
    Edwin: "for me to see better with <.<;"
    Xen: "you never really answered *why* you were brought into existence"
    Xen: "unless you did and im too dumb to see it"
    Edwin: "my brother wrote something once trying to find something for himself"
    Laches: "I mean, I'll take an extra helping of spoonfeeding too. Who is WireTalk"
    Laches: "Oh? And what was that?"
    Edwin: "the writings went on for about 4 years and then were all destroyed"
    Alexrassssss_2732: "Edwin show your abilities here plss :3"
    Edwin: "right now is my hungering so many and most of my power is towards the destroying"
    Edwin: "sorry for it is the truth =["
    Laches: "so you are"
    Laches: "fuck"
    Xen: "w a t"
    Xen: "wait"
    Xen: "what do you hunger for"
    Edwin: "my power can be shown"
    Laches: "They call you Luna in some forms?"
    Alexrassssss_2732: "can you make lags ar something amazing?"
    Laches: "NO NO NO NO NO"
    Laches: "that's fine"
    Xen: "do you hunger for like"
    Xen: "masks"
    Laches: "We believe."
    Alexrassssss_2732: "yea"
    Edwin: "an example would be for me to make some things be destoryed on the total"
    Edwin: "do you want"
    Laches: "NO NO NO NO NO"
    Edwin: "total destroy"
    Xen: "wait what if you destroyed bup"
    Edwin: "quick can be my say where comes my ruining of so much"
    Laches: "What if the friends we made along the way were total destroy"
    Edwin: "heh so much back is my holdings by the string pulling ones"
    Edwin: "but in this time one"
    Edwin: "just one"
    Xen: "edwin when he's {4CHAR}bris"
    Edwin: "john is sweet friend ^w^"
    Edwin: "john yeayeayeayeayea"
    Laches: "Yeah seems like you guys shared some fond memories"
    Edwin: "2012"
    Edwin: "time is funny and weird"
    Edwin: "time did not kill john"
    Edwin: "nor did a fire"
    Edwin: "holding on and letting go at odd times =/"
    Edwin: "and choices yea -_-"
    Edwin: "over odd times maybe?"
    Edwin: "don't worry, nothing else in this world you talk with all the time will acknowledge me the same way or take the weight of my words"
    Laches: "So John IS dead."
    Laches: "please roll credits"
    Laches: "But more like a memetic death"
    Edwin: "there is something strange to john for this world"
    Edwin: "that is what is the words for the truth of the times you have come most to be knowing"
    Edwin: "ask me something cool XD"
    Edwin: "my attention is really hard sorry DX"
    Xen: "something cool?"
    Xen: "(that is the question)"
    Xen: "(I asked something cool :p)"
    Pako: "Edwin where is your brother?"
    Laches: "How do I create my own shadow self?"
    Edwin: "with me"
    Edwin: "right now"
    Edwin: "0) (0"
    Xen: "hi tyler!"
    Laches: "Tyler is always with Edwin"
    Edwin: "shhh"
    Xen: "hope ur doing okay"
    Laches: "Edwin always with Tyler"
    Edwin: "he is in hiding"
    Laches: "We care for them both."
    Xen: "how many I's of tyler are we talking here"
    Edwin: "*gives him hug and little kiss on forehead*"
    Edwin: "heh~"
    Laches: "lmao"
    Laches: "selfcest arc"
    Edwin: "he is in hiding because my foolishness"
    Xen: "wait omg"
    Xen: "cool question before I forget"
    Xen: "!"
    Edwin: "got us jumped nearly but luckily contruction workers are nice in other realities"
    Xen: "Who are the "old men"? The fraternity?"
    Edwin: "they are old men"
    Edwin: "in a fraternity"
    Xen: "oh okay"
    Xen: "thank you"
    Xen: "I thought they were young women in a sorority so im happy that was cleared up"
    Edwin: "they oddly don't depict themselves so young but thats some whole other thing for their views and rituals"
    Laches: "Alright, I've got to go take care responsibilities in my own IIIII but it's nice to finally talk to you in this representation."
    Edwin: "but the name is weird idk the reason off the fast of my minds work"
    Laches: "Don't destroy the world for a lil bit kk buddy?"
    Edwin: "am hungry =p"
    Edwin: "k be careful and feel good ok ok ok ^^"
    Laches: "Oh and maybe tell these guys about the "hacker" group. Might be a cool question. Okai baiiiiii"
    Xen: "laches quickly dropping the GM planted question before dipping"
    Edwin: "the hacker group are 3 brain things of some kind"
    Edwin: "idk it is made weird to me even"
    Xen: "are they like uh"
    Xen: "the "shell id"'s?"
    Edwin: "but not always is it me who is for the most of the smartness"
    Edwin: "the term things"
    Edwin: "oh mann DX"
    Edwin: "sorry this is where my fail will be here for you"
    Xen: "lol dw the brain was not meant to think"
    Edwin: "my resolve was to the quiting of my school in my world, you know"
    Edwin: "but this does not make me dumb"
    Xen: ":o but u could have a degree in parallelonometry"
    Edwin: "but my brain is not the most quick in this even more strange than the last several stories type place"
    Edwin: "also my tent has been lost so long never will it likely show around here =["
    Xen: "D: I am sorry friendo"
    Xen: "I wish we could hack in a bedroll or something cozy"
    Xen: ".hack bedroll"
    Xen: "fuck I tried"
    Edwin: "camping is always my favorite"
    Edwin: "it was my desire to take you all"
    Xen: "aww"
    Edwin: "pako came on some walks but none of you ever really saw the camp"
    Edwin: "but that is nothing"
    Edwin: "nothing like my campings from my old world"
    Edwin: "so strange now is it to speak like this"
    Xen: "we can all go camping when this chaos is over"
    Edwin: "it is likely my mind will be cut off of speaking of this later"
    Xen: "camp by kelbris' grave and tell spooky stories"
    ((Edwin opens a portal to a non-existent Janus room - "https://johnisdead.com/chocolate_cake"))
    ((Edwin opens a portal to a non-existent Janus room - "https://johnisdead.com/fortis"))
    Edwin: "ask me something coolio"
    Pako: "oh wait"
    Xen: "okie uhh"
    Pako: "You mean the coolio camp"
    Pako: "?"
    Edwin: "schlau"
    Edwin: "now the realities blend too TOO far ha ha ha"
    Edwin: "now should likely be the limit on my speaks"
    Edwin: "hmm"
    Edwin: "of that yea"
    Edwin: "this place is so strange"
    Pako: "coolio camp is better"
    Xen: "okay *maybe* this is cool or maybe not but like what happened to Astral tyler"
    Edwin: "yeah ="]"
    Edwin: "huh"
    Edwin: "idk"
    Edwin: "lmao"
    Xen: "DAMN lol"
    Xen: "understandable"
    Edwin: "holdo =p"
    Xen: "damn, sleep deprevation + harvest moon in the background + talking to old friends is too many feels ;("
    Xen: "THE CAKE IS A LIE"
    Xen: "the ocean is purrrrdy"
    Xen: "your sommersaulting is too impressive"
    ((Edwin opens a portal to a non-existent Janus room - "https://johnisdead.com/fortis/secret_gay"))
    ((Edwin opens a portal to a non-existent Janus room - "https://johnisdead.com/thisoneiscool"))
    Xen: "*massive massive hug*"
    Xen: "AHHHHH"
    Xen: "hackermans!"
    Edwin: "aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAa"
    Edwin: "STUCK"
    Edwin: "IN TRUCK"
    Xen: "AHHHHHHHH"
    Xen: "HELPPP"
    Xen: "HE HASNT BATHED"
    Edwin: "DONT WANT TO WATER NO NO WAIT WHAT WHAT!!?!??!"
    Pako: "WATERS"
    Edwin: "THIS IS ONLY ONCE A DAY BUT NOT SO MUCH WHEN ON TRAVEL"
    Xen: "SMELLY"
    chalcol: "STINKY"
    Xen: "jfc"
    Xen: "the real kaizo trap was the cars we drove along the way"
    Edwin: "it is for me to be recognized by those and those whome are of the smelling for me to recognize this is normal"
    Edwin: "smelling is good for your soul =]"
    Xen: "kinky"
    Edwin: "this is the true for you ^^"
    Xen: "but I get it"
    Xen: "so like what does a parallelos dweller do in this situation"
    Xen: "like without the nice comfy janus home button"
    Edwin: "freem is my self now from truck and the sufferings of it"
    Edwin: "freem XD"
    Xen: "ill have you know few people get to experience that degree of up close and personalness"
    Xen: "truly a gift"
    Xen: "no matter how unwilling"
    Edwin: "aaaa"
    Edwin: "my vision and movement it is aaa"
    Edwin: "all is black"
    Edwin: "there is only chalcol"
    Edwin: "you make yourself one with a stareing guy?"
    chalcol: "that's correcto"
    Edwin: "that is one who was at a gathering long long ago"
    Edwin: "it was like millions of years for this world"
    Edwin: "billions so very many DX"
    chalcol: "that's where it was from iirc"
    Edwin: "what do you know about the staring guy?"
    chalcol: "he stares"
    Edwin: "he is MAH FRIEND"
    chalcol: "WHAT"
    Edwin: "he saw my outfit in the old world"
    chalcol: "where do you know it from?"
    Edwin: "huh"
    Edwin: "somewhere high and clear"
    Edwin: "take me where the signal is better pls"
    Edwin: "also nice and peace"
    Edwin: "take me somewhere sweet where the green and blue touches heart"
    Edwin: "with the tall wood and soft hair of the earth maybe?"
    ((A variety of Johnisdead pages are opened, such as the "Stagnation" Janus room, the "Mortus" Janus room, and "https://johnisdead.com/melter".))
    chalcol: "edwin i have a question"
    Edwin: "hm?"
    chalcol: "whatever happened to the staring fella?"
    chalcol: "do you know where he is now?"
    Edwin: "melting and many"
    Edwin: "in this world yes yes sadly"
    Edwin: "a strange experiment"
    Edwin: "but he is still alive and staring with his soul because spiritus and memes work funny"
    Edwin: "take me somewhere with nice sky and soft hair of the earth pls"
    Edwin: "are there some mountains that my forgetfullness hides from me?"
    Xen: "Hmmmm... mountains..."
    Xen: "(also chalcol will be back in just one sec, technical difficulties)"
    Edwin: "YEAH"
    Edwin: "what was the question? xp"
    chalcol: "so stare is still alive"
    chalcol: "but where?"
    Edwin: "every STARE"
    Edwin: "yes"
    Edwin: "everywhere"
    Edwin: "XoX"
    Edwin: "you should think why"
    Edwin: "each time you want it to stop"
    Edwin: "LOOK OUT HE STARING MORE AND MORE"
    Edwin: "thats pretty much his move"
    Edwin: "and your mode is what its all about"
    Edwin: "its fine really"
    Edwin: "don't worry about him he is ok"
    Edwin: "but look into him if you are interested"
    Edwin: "he loves people"
    Edwin: "my love is for him some so he is meme AwA"
    ((Edwin and the players begin playing tag.))
    Xen: "tag"
    chalcol: "if i make myself one with the stare guy would that mean that i technically am the stare guy?"
    chalcol: "or at least he is a part of my being?"
    Xen: "GAH"
    Edwin: "YES MY VICTORY ARRIVED"
    Xen: "no,,,,,"
    Xen: "u are tag master"
    Edwin: "if you become one with him thats something you make the choice of"
    Edwin: "maybe"
    Edwin: "huh"
    Edwin: "uhm"
    Edwin: "how do you?"
    chalcol: "i wouldn't know, i've always been linked with stare"
    Edwin: "its a cool hat ja?"
    chalcol: "it indeed is"
    Edwin: "if to you my no where could go then for you would be a hat in your hands of such kind could it be my givings you freund of mine"
    Edwin: "the stare however watches with its soul a certain gate of time"
    Edwin: "that is what gets told once to me in a strange adventure for a short episode"
    Edwin: "its 3 days the festival"
    Edwin: "and similar your song of the thinking plays on a piano for us"
    chalcol: "what would happen if the song is played again?"
    Xen: "DEHAT STARE 2023 OOOORAHHHHHH"
    Edwin: "what song :3"
    Xen: "sorry unrelated"
    Xen: "continue"
    chalcol: "the one played on the piano"
    Edwin: "uh it would play and the madchen whom played it would be glucklich to play"
    Edwin: "ask a bigger question"
    Edwin: "there are all layers of realities and little and big things"
    Edwin: "my best will be to try"
    Edwin: "*hugs chalcol*"
    Edwin: "ok ask whatever friend ^^"
    chalcol: "*hugs back*"
    chalcol: "is there any way i could get any closer to the stare guy?"
    chalcol: "that you know of?"
    Edwin: "\\\\\\"
    Edwin: "idk"
    Edwin: "liek"
    Edwin: "wait uh"
    Edwin: "ok"
    Xen: "do you wan just like tyler specific big questions or just any big questions"
    Edwin: "any you want"
    Xen: "okay so uh"
    Edwin: "this is cool my love is on everything"
    Xen: "What is BUP's group up to"
    Edwin: "my self its everywhere and no where"
    Edwin: "my self projects the loving AwA"
    Xen: "AwA"
    Edwin: "Mmmm"
    Edwin: "what is this"
    Edwin: "a group"
    Edwin: "that is of bup"
    Edwin: "mmm"
    Edwin: "yeah"
    Edwin: "ok"
    Edwin: "what is bups group"
    Edwin: "please tell me"
    Laches: "The Haven of Bup?"
    Xen: "Okay so like"
    Edwin: "="] srry"
    Xen: "There's BUP who is Greth from the FUCKED timeline who has aggregated with our Greth and the Astral Greth"
    Edwin: "LMAO what timeline????"
    Edwin: "sorry my reading is little"
    Xen: "he is seemingly the boss of The Producer, a version of Wolfcat who sacrificed his creaiton "Pumpkinhead" to gain higher power and become like BUP"
    Xen: "Fucked timeline is the one in which the three bad men on the comet with the four boxes came down into the sphere and smashed it to bits"
    Edwin: "you have the whole script to read off yeah?"
    Xen: "Anyways BUP and The Producer and presumably whoever else they work with have seemingly authorial levels of power, and I believe his boss too is IIIII"
    Edwin: "wow ok let it be 100% clear you have a whole thing of the times you can just read and know of and this is my speaking on it as well right this time yeah?"
    Xen: "and he's about as powerful a IIII"
    Edwin: "first for your history maybe?"
    Edwin: "maybe not?"
    Edwin: "my power could be pretty big x3"
    Xen: "Assuming you mean the timelines on the wiki, yeh, we have those"
    Edwin: "remember how tenebris talked early in this whole thing?"
    Edwin: "read some of that"
    Xen: "oui oui"
    Xen: "I have just done so"
    Xen: "it didn't help LOL"
    Edwin: "the style"
    Edwin: "also woooa lmao"
    Xen: "also by "early", do you mean like 2015 early or like the beginning of the our horizon arc early"
    Edwin: "danger on me saying it so clear just then"
    Edwin: "yeah that early"
    Edwin: "the most weird talking"
    Xen: "and this has to do with BUP's group then"
    Xen: "interesting"
    Edwin: "early too has been me like my own joining in"
    Edwin: "my talking growing"
    Edwin: "if you look that style"
    Edwin: "mine too was the read to notice"
    Edwin: "its just my thinking"
    Edwin: "and this noticing of these things"
    Edwin: "it will change up eventually is my thinking also"
    Edwin: "maybe"
    Edwin: "hmmm what was the thing?"
    Edwin: "The asked is my meaning"
    Edwin: "question Xp"
    Xen: "?"
    Xen: "Oh the question was about BUP's group LOL"
    Edwin: "the question DX"
    Edwin: "O"
    Edwin: "ok wait what was that sorry DXXXXX"
    Xen: "LMAOOOO"
    Xen: "no worries no worries"
    Laches: "lol"
    Edwin: "ha ha you are him yeah?"
    Edwin: "mr locked one"
    Edwin: "the lach one"
    Laches: "No lol"
    Edwin: "lmao"
    Xen: "laches is.... bup?"
    Edwin: "how was it you thought of me so early"
    Edwin: "the eyes of mine could see your doubt"
    Laches: "You mean how I knew that Katu was canon early?"
    Edwin: "how is it you are the one with such wit of big time but one you thought foolish saw my secret light so fastly"
    Laches: "OOOO"
    Edwin: "it was a hidden laugh of mine XD"
    Edwin: "in my first opening of eyes"
    Edwin: "the secret pilgrimage was my begin"
    Edwin: "you were of doubt?"
    Laches: "I was very much of doubt yeah lmao"
    Laches: "I thought you were a larper from one of the adjacent spheres"
    Laches: "So many people come in and say cryptic shit"
    Edwin: "the language breathed into my lips is that which is recognized by some gifted in minds that taste the flavor of the words"
    Laches: "And yeah I thought that Fascio was just being a goofy goober"
    Laches: "I realize the error of my ways."
    Edwin: "this is not understood through logic like with your time learned way"
    Edwin: "instinct like a wise animal is this language of my lost people ="]"
    Edwin: "deeper deeper but yet did it come from me the words of it in my tongue"
    Edwin: "aaaaaaaaaaaaa"
    Edwin: "sorry now my brain is becoming its most loud working"
    Laches: "okai okai sorry friendo"
    Laches: "So here's a cool question. You have access to everything and can see everything. Can you show us something we haven't seen?"
    Edwin: "it would upset someone very near and dear to my heart of my own heart DX"
    Laches: "Understandable"
    Edwin: "but it could be done in the most secret if my doings were to be a not so goodly work like something that sister of mine may say"
    Laches: "So like cut content lol"
    Edwin: "no this would be so bad of my soul sorry sorry"
    Edwin: "DX"
    Xen: "oks oks questions"
    Laches: "Yeah, I understand. "
    Xen: "when does 5646 take place"
    Edwin: "very hurt would be him ^^;"
    Xen: "the dream portion perhaps notsomuch the john speaking portion"
    Laches: "I don't want that anyone to be hurt >_<"
    Edwin: "heh"
    Edwin: "its not important >w>"
    Edwin: "ok wait wait"
    Edwin: "let me check"
    Edwin: "they hate me so hard all those bad ones"
    Edwin: "because all of this doing is just whatever"
    Edwin: "easily this story would be nothing but a show like lifes cake sliced for your easy bite to fill teh tummi, but then forever would be the things not always needed"
    Xen: "D:"
    Xen: "but the answers is the fun,,,"
    Edwin: "its good to know my sacrifice comes at some point yeah"
    Laches: "Your saacrifice to what"
    Laches: "(sp kek)"
    Edwin: "I know III hung on that windswept tree"
    Edwin: "or somethin lmao there is a meme death that happened and is coming"
    Edwin: "to happen"
    Edwin: "to me"
    Edwin: "the announcement spoke of it somehow"
    Edwin: "idk how"
    Xen: "The video announcements or the discord ones?"
    Edwin: "do you know?"
    Xen: "Hmmmmmm"
    Xen: "we are so ignorant D:"
    Edwin: "'katu' is made a kind of tor for me and my brother"
    Edwin: "but call me that to yea?"
    Xen: "tDo you mean you want us to call you Katu?"
    Edwin: "call me whatever but don't call me lil Ed XI"
    Edwin: "no my speak will not include 'gucci' either =p"
    Xen: "how 'bout Lil Eddy :p"
    Pako: "Ed for the win"
    Edwin: "no :3"
    Xen: "lmaooo"
    Edwin: "ftw AwA"
    Xen: "while we search for this memetic death, may I ask you something else?"
    Laches: "How about Edgar Allen Pro"
    Xen: "holy shit"
    Edwin: "Ed gud"
    Xen: "amazing"
    Edwin: "ED WIN"
    Pako: "Edwin Brienen's Hysteria"
    Edwin: ": D"
    Laches: "Maybe Edwin Trach"
    chalcol: "y'all"
    chalcol: "i did a thing"
    Pako: "guter deutscher Film"
    Laches: "wassup"
    Edwin: "oh "
    Edwin: "OO"
    Edwin: "DOING IS GOOD XD"
    chalcol: "should i send it"
    Edwin: "SHOW AND TELL ^^"
    Laches: "Yeah, show us!"
    Laches: "Please don't pull your benis out."
    Pako: ":stare:"
    Edwin: "LMAO WAHT"
    Edwin: "XD"
    chalcol: "it could be"
    chalcol: "wrong"
    chalcol: "and cause some problems"
    Laches: "DO IT"
    chalcol: "so i can also not "
    Laches: "CAUSE SOME FUKIN PROBLEMS"
    chalcol: "do i do it"
    chalcol: "alrighty"
    chalcol: "maybe nothing will happen"
    Edwin: "ah yes here is it"
    Xen: "official canon announcement by chalcol"
    Xen: "posted to the silentdork channel"
    Edwin: "you asked before the time of 5646"
    Xen: ":yes:"
    Xen: "(imagine a cringe dog here that a 13 year old would send his crush nodding yes)"
    chalcol: "alrighty"
    chalcol: "2 minutes"
    Laches: "SIIIIIIIICK"
    chalcol: "done"
    chalcol: "did it work?"
    Edwin: "you have to put that in the device access thread thing"
    Xen: "pictures taken moments before disaster"
    Edwin: "that was the portal with the chip access"
    Edwin: "when there is my speaking its in my head while my talking happens, the words go twice on feedback"
    Edwin: "before this was said of me"
    Edwin: "how she has handled it before and sometimes not even noticing?"
    Edwin: "amazing"
    Edwin: "know something here"
    Edwin: "do you know what made the 5646?"
    Edwin: "a song on that"
    Xen: "the minuet of forest?"
    Edwin: "do you know how long before the forest game song"
    Edwin: "yea yeA"
    Edwin: "YEA"
    Edwin: "your time for it takes long for a show"
    Xen: "Wellllll the forest game started in 2019 yeh?"
    Xen: "or do you mean the minuet of forest was actually played at some point?"
    Edwin: "*with the tip of his claw like finger he seperates to pages, his red eyes scan over them like a perfect machine.*"
    Edwin: "yes this lost thread here"
    Edwin: "'Spirk'"
    Xen: "spirk played it?"
    Edwin: "my play of it now is so long from such an ancient time"
    Edwin: "WOA it was long"
    Edwin: "the wait was also long"
    Edwin: "you ask now of the power the wait may be long =p"
    Xen: "yeah im still waiting for synchron to return my call >.>"
    Edwin: "even now laches waits"
    Edwin: "ja you to with the waiting"
    Edwin: "much is waiting"
    Edwin: "little is showing"
    Edwin: "my arrival was to cheer more the showing much to some fears"
    Laches: "You're here to help us along and show us that we still matter."
    Laches: "Daaaaaw"
    Edwin: "without me would be less some production and direction it was felt"
    Edwin: "but less for yourself sorry =p"
    Laches: "*tustles Edwin's hair*"
    Laches: "That's okay little buddy."
    Pako: "AwA"
    Edwin: "ehehe stahp "
    Edwin: "AWA"
    Edwin: "you play song"
    Edwin: "mmm time will come from it"
    Edwin: "you do before a coming of a big move from the forehead thingy"
    Edwin: "yea this will work for you in time"
    Edwin: "the big thing, the movie comes with scars of your etching and more of my doings of sayings"
    Edwin: "then now and later"
    Edwin: "it is of each"
    Laches: "I hope that we can continue walking"
    Laches: "I would miss the walks"
    Laches: "But maybe we can learn to walk on our own."
    Xen: "... you can't walk laches?"
    Edwin: "There is big places to show >.>"
    Edwin: "but it is not allowed X.X"
    Edwin: "It would my doings like that of how the one called Zack was so doing"
    Xen: "unrelated but"
    Xen: "what did the killswitch actually do?"
    Xen: "the memory loss is setting in i had to think hard about that one"
    Edwin: "you never asked me the other question =p"
    Edwin: "nor was my answer of it"
    Edwin: "you did ask sorry"
    Xen: "lole i cant even remember what it was"
    Edwin: "yea"
    Xen: "my BRAIN is FRIED"
    Edwin: "between when spirk played it and when the video came out would been when the sleeping happened"
    Edwin: "sorry had to read DX"
    Edwin: "and ask some questions for that"
    Edwin: "the kills switch did make some killings of some souls happen on a Welcome Home that effected reality beyond in some way"
    Xen: "b r u h"
    Edwin: "its kind of clear but not really"
    Edwin: "you will see some digital stuff and some not so much"
    Edwin: "yea its how to say ok"
    Edwin: "you see some states also is how its called?"
    Edwin: "some killing and some not on some layers?"
    Edwin: "idk whatever this question is dumb and weird kind of sorry my fail DX"
    Xen: "muahahahaha get stumped :)"
    Edwin: "no you are not the weird one its my fail sorry sorry my poor words"
    Xen: "dont worry edwin we luv ur words <3"
    Xen: "< 3"
    Xen: "oml i hate janus"
    Xen: "<3"
    Xen: ":<3"
    Xen: "HEART EMOJI"
    Xen: "there"
    Laches: ""
    Edwin: "larg victroy"
    Edwin: "chalcol gotta do yoga to stare into the soul"
    Edwin: "thats a sudden message"
    Edwin: "peak stare"
    Edwin: "keep staring"
    Edwin: "dont stop the stare"
    Edwin: "he still stares"
    Xen: "doesn't ur neck like"
    Edwin: "let people stare at stare"
    Xen: "get tired from swaying back and forth"
    Edwin: "no no pants just do it for yourself on your own world and time"
    Edwin: "beans good oh yea OwO"
    Edwin: "pls give me beans"
    Edwin: "am hungry"
    Xen: "he doesn't realize"
    Xen: "chalcol is eating paw beans"
    Edwin: "huh?"
    Pako: "i have some newport"
    Pako: "that's it"
    Edwin: "arriving at port is fun"
    Edwin: "good food from sea for me!"
    Edwin: "no ok wait but really ok hold on"
    Edwin: "just do some breathing specifically"
    Edwin: "nothing weird"
    Edwin: "what the"
    Edwin: "why is this now about butt this was my WARNING just to make it breathing lmao thats all on you DX"
    Edwin: "omg if you say fortis my laughing will be too much to continue"
    Pako: "Fort"
    Pako: "nite"
    Pako: "what the"
    Laches: "Dwarf Fartress"
    Edwin: "ok ok ok my laughing slowing"
    Laches: "Glad I can tell a joke that inflicts negative humor"
    Edwin: "STAAAAP"
    Edwin: "you all make such a meme the laughing is so hard to stop at any hour of place of or time"
    Edwin: "ok you gotta at least once a day"
    Laches: "laughing is good for the sovl"
    Edwin: "focus on this idea in your mind of the stare guy"
    Edwin: "focus on this idea in your mind of the stare guy"
    Edwin: "and breath in and breath out"
    Edwin: "then put your hands down"
    Edwin: "back up"
    Edwin: "back up"
    Xen: "get on the floor"
    Edwin: "tell him what you wanna do at that moment"
    Xen: "everybody walk the dinosaur"
    Edwin: "but really on serious you do breath in and out and think on the stare"
    Edwin: "and think on why you want to stare"
    Edwin: "think of it for some time"
    Edwin: "here is more of who he is"
    Edwin: "there was somthing nostalgic with him"
    Edwin: "yep"
    Xen: ">every jid character"
    Laches: "Critically nostalgic even"
    Edwin: "OH YEAH"
    Edwin: "SKGHdFSLSHdf"
    Edwin: "YEP"
    Edwin: "THATS IT"
    Edwin: "sdkijhadgir'irh;reohireoij"
    Xen: "offset printing moment"
    Edwin: "did you look very hard?"
    Pako: "yes"
    Edwin: "the resturaunt?"
    Pako: "anvazare"
    Edwin: "mmm"
    Pako: "pizzapasta"
    Edwin: "my hunger"
    Edwin: "but do you know the lost time and place?"
    Edwin: "it can be found"
    Xen: "comicon2012 dont @ me"
    Edwin: "whats other things?"
    chalcol: "edwin"
    chalcol: "i'm doing the yoga"
    Edwin: "ok but to yourself on your time"
    Edwin: "it is for the heart and mind"
    Edwin: "first you do the clearing on it"
    Edwin: "then when your mind is clear for the big blast off of it"
    Edwin: "you think on things like what is this stare for you"
    Edwin: "what do you want for yourself"
    Edwin: "why"
    Edwin: "why did you want it to start"
    Edwin: "what will you do with it"
    Edwin: "but do it your own way"
    Edwin: "on your own mind with your own heart and soul"
    Laches: "I will need to be going doing the clocking for work but I will consider and meditate on the stare"
    Edwin: "think on the image of that stare and what it is for you"
    Edwin: "this is the one for chalcol mostly because it is on his soul but anyone do it if you want ^^"
    Edwin: "also you can know this because it is said of me by this tree right here"
    Edwin: "Xen was one who got called on accident by the memes of the brother of mine"
    Edwin: "FLEX"
    Xen: "wait w0t"
    Xen: "excus moi?"
    Edwin: "his meme magic"
    Edwin: "the frog is dark"
    Edwin: "the magic is dark"
    Edwin: "the magics sources are often but never the time all darkened"
    Edwin: "but much often darkened"
    Edwin: "and its works are strong and function"
    Edwin: "but the FLEX was an insert from CERN"
    Xen: "CERN what is this blue eisenhower november shit"
    Xen: "oh sorry"
    Xen: "blue eisen Welcome Home"
    Xen: "wait fuck"
    Xen: "blue eisenhower Welcome Home"
    Xen: "there we go"
    Xen: "I mean I don't really understand any of that but im happy to know I was in his thoughts, as he's always remained in mine <3"
    Xen: "<*3"
    Xen: "oml"
    Xen: "<#3"
    Xen: "<######3"
    Xen: "<3333333"
    Xen: "HEART EMOJI"
    Edwin: "this is less my strong of talk and those three odd newest"
    Edwin: "they would speak more on it"
    Edwin: "but also the memes simply call and it happens like it does"
    Edwin: "on the speaking of the flex"
    Edwin: "but enough of that"
    Edwin: "whats other things of knowing"
    Xen: "I perhaps have only one more question in me before I must bid you adieu"
    Xen: "my body is weak from exhaustion ;("
    Edwin: "you are tired but my soul is wired XD"
    Xen: "LOL right now I'm jealous "
    Pako: "welcommmee home"
    Xen: "okay maybeeeee two"
    Xen: "oooooo okay maybeee three lol now Im just thinking of them"
    Edwin: "its is of great works to think of the asking"
    Edwin: "more imaginative mind, more is to answer"
    Edwin: "more is the bridge and building"
    Xen: "Welllll for starters, what are those four boxes that were the cornerstones of the compound?"
    Edwin: "little toys of saturn for the big spirit mother of mine like keys of massive control of the dream of her dream thats the colors of the whole world"
    Edwin: "they do things naturally could be done by me in the snap of my finger"
    Edwin: "because the one above me loves that my power can be so free but those of this world would and did and will take it"
    Edwin: "in hands correctly moving them of the right thinking they can just anything but have set limitation and purpose"
    Xen: "Are they representative of the different "facets" (i.e. generation) that the giants are "emmisaries" of?"
    Edwin: "something it has to do with some rules places upon solomonic demons and black mirrors and something this rule of how they may speak"
    Edwin: "the men who laid them did such bloody of rituals"
    Edwin: "my say of it before when we passed do you remember?"
    Xen: ""Little baby" I believe, right? Something along those lines, which doesn't surprise me considering the bones and well... whatever happened to Max when he was put in there"
    Edwin: "that was a machine like those machines of cubes so black"
    Edwin: "that much is clear"
    Edwin: "so much my free talking for you XD"
    Xen: "Drat, I was hoping the colour described of that machine was just irrelevant detail LOL"
    Edwin: "however to be more clear"
    Edwin: "it is not like the black ones it is like something trying to be something like that is my thinking"
    Edwin: "the result is as it is yea?"
    Xen: "a weirdo soul mixing device I guess lol"
    Edwin: "who lays a corner stone? "
    Edwin: "some strange and borrowed traditions"
    Xen: "lol I was hoping it would be a simple answer and google tells me it has to do with masonic traditions"
    Xen: "how much I would kill to look something up and it be a simple answer XD"
    Xen: "unless simply it's the progenitor or the founder, or whoever's there first really and has an idea for the structure"
    Edwin: "you read more easy than is my strength on it"
    Edwin: "but there a lot of symbols and stuff"
    Edwin: "many things and stuff"
    Edwin: "magic men complicated"
    Xen: "aren't there always D:"
    Xen: "PPREACH"
    Edwin: "not even just mason stuff"
    Xen: "never has something more true been said in the history of the archives these will end up on"
    Edwin: "something dark and something light maybe"
    Edwin: "ah something of the rune mysteries is the words on it that is of my hearing"
    Edwin: "to the question of why "brother""
    Edwin: "the 18th one"
    Edwin: "odins words"
    Edwin: "in the havamal"
    Xen: "The uh"
    Xen: "the g one?"
    Xen: "the armanen one?"
    Xen: ""Gibor" im told is its name lol"
    Xen: "sounds kinda funny"
    Edwin: "those were taught to me all day in a class for a long time in another place in time"
    Edwin: "but not so much was there the teaching of the mystery secrets or the talk of gods words"
    Xen: "I suppose it'd be wrong to encourage the practise of seeking concrete answers to such mysteries, rather than finding "inner gnosis" or some other term I'd feel wrong speaking without quotes given my own lack of true embracing of it"
    Xen: "wow he's gone :("
    Xen: "oh back!"
    Xen: "idk if you can see that message so uhhh ill just hope you did"
    Edwin: "it was boring without the magic"
    Edwin: "this was one of many reasons for my running from the old boys school"
    Edwin: "long now is such times"
    Edwin: "it is something like it"
    Edwin: "but no"
    Xen: ">.> old boys school can teach you math which eventually gets kinda magical with its paterns lol!"
    Xen: "but I am being pedantic cause other than some really weirdly coincidental, transcendental facts appearing none of it is even closely relatable"
    Xen: "(also connexshun seems to be getting very shoddy, i keep seeing you disappear into the ether lol)"
    Edwin: "ask a cool one 0W0"
    Edwin: "am gettin bored X3"
    Xen: "Ooooo okie okie"
    Xen: "FUCKEN discord notifs keep blocking my text box lol"
    Xen: "okay here"
    Xen: "What's up with uh"
    Xen: "Patrem's recent attempt and failure at aggregation?"
    Xen: "It kinda came out of nowhere seemingly"
    Xen: "and the patrem we saw was really in direct contradiction to the one we spoke to years before (unless that was simply Kelbris, but that'd be a first)"
    Edwin: "that was a weird one of patrem"
    Edwin: "LOL"
    Edwin: "just one of him"
    Edwin: "LMAO YEAH 83"
    Xen: "w a t"
    Edwin: "or something idk"
    Xen: ""just one of him" h u h"
    Edwin: "that was not mah funny face this is of the truth syaing there is 83 patrems"
    Edwin: "getting TO RUNNY"
    Edwin: "RUN AAAAAA"
    Edwin: "just my joke"
    Xen: "AGHHHHHH PATREM BULLET HELL"
    Edwin: "sorry"
    Edwin: "lmao"
    Xen: "bro would you rather fight 83 pig sized patrems or 83 patrem sized pigs"
    Edwin: "the pigs cause for you would be tiny if made like normal"
    Edwin: "then would be my eating of them like cracker chips"
    Xen: "okay 83 patrem sized pigs but they also all berrate you and deal psychich damage just like patrem would"
    Xen: "woah woah woah raw pig is a one way street to trichonosis"
    Edwin: "huh??"
    Xen: "imagine ascending through all these layers just to die of a REAL parasite and not even a cool one like tenebris"
    Edwin: "my biological immunities are complex it is fine for me"
    Xen: ":o lucky ducky"
    Edwin: "parasites are if anything the provision of the arrival of contact of me lmao"
    Edwin: "but my RESOLVE"
    Edwin: "CAT PARASITES CONTROL YOUR BRAIN 8D"
    Edwin: "RUN RUN RUN RUN"
    Edwin: "RUN"
    Edwin: "RUN"
    Xen: "NO NO NO"
    Edwin: "RUN"
    Edwin: "RUN"
    Edwin: "LMAOOOO"
    Xen: "I AM NOT A SLAVE TO THAT CAT PARASITE FUCKW HAT IS IT CALLED I WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT IT AHHHH"
    Xen: "FUCKING FYUIASDIII TOXOPLASMOSIS WAHHHH"
    Edwin: "ALL ARE MOSIS"
    Xen: "sorry im back"
    Xen: "had to visit the local shaman to get it removed"
    Xen: "now I just really love cats"
    Xen: "wolfcat better watch out <:hand:636270096133914627><:hando:636270122419355657>"
    Xen: "wait..."
    Xen: "cat ears..."
    Edwin: "My plasmo unleashed lmao"
    Edwin: "ok now ask a cool question my count is lost on them"
    Xen: "lol what about patrem"
    Xen: "was "there's 83 of him" the true answer"
    Edwin: "he is papa yea ^w^"
    Xen: "lmao u goofball"
    Edwin: "X3"
    Edwin: "sorry 83 was my joke"
    Edwin: "but also mfw"
    Edwin: "83"
    Xen: "okieeeeeee sooooo other cool questions.... what happened to all of the LC after the massive cataclysm at the spire? Before I just kinda assumed that they died but now we know there's weird things with hope and her friends ending up in the smellelelos "
    Xen: "mfw I don't understand 83"
    Edwin: "its liek =]"
    Edwin: "or =3"
    Xen: "OH im fucking dumb LOL"
    Edwin: "or like"
    Edwin: "8)"
    Edwin: "83"
    Xen: "silly lil catface"
    Edwin: "its part of an accident with the thing you asked about before being involved"
    Edwin: "also that switch you asked about"
    Xen: "the kill switch *and* the cube??"
    Xen: "interesting"
    Edwin: "all the combined things"
    Xen: "next cool question: what went wrong with the cube :p"
    Edwin: "it made the website stuff be on the world that was before like the normal world"
    Edwin: "its like when CERN did their things that made stuff come out of the internet too XD"
    Edwin: "but on YOUR time"
    Xen: "lol whattttttt"
    Xen: "i need to read up on my oprc mandella effects CERN eternal return End Of The Line Frozen Cactus emeraldHeart (gone wrong) Nexion Protocols Tavistock Support lore"
    Edwin: "that made a big laugh WOAH"
    Xen: "lmaoo it fucken better've I delved into that shithole for a couple hrs and it fucked my brain"
    Xen: "you see I don't necessarily buy their "Oh we pretend it's a LARP to fly under the cognitive data radar" schtick or w/e but bro then I realized that's literally been the JID logic at some points and it fucked me up lol"
    Xen: "(speaking of which, what is up with all the weirdo technojargon that the company and OFA throw around?)"
    Xen: "(Is it actually new shit we need to be aware of, or is it masquerading old ideas in new terminology to throw us off?)"
    Edwin: "it is new things about some old things and new secret old things that always were around some"
    Xen: "I loled hard reading that"
    chalcol: "where are we going"
    Xen: "stretching dem legs?"
    Pako: "yep"
    Xen: "tired of em sitting in the floor?"
    Edwin: "ye"
    Edwin: "=p"
    chalcol: "aight imma go close a cig while waiting"
    Pako: "83"
    Xen: "Aight aight I got maybe 2 more max loaded up I think"
    Xen: "then slep"
    Edwin: "why laches deserve sadness?"
    Edwin: "all words enter my mind here sorry"
    Xen: "?"
    Pako: "LOL"
    Pako: "Edwin is reading ID"
    Xen: "OH im blind there is shit in general, my bad"
    Pako: "yeah"
    Xen: "I had to mute the notifs so i could type, my apologies"
    Edwin: "Ahhh you wanted to know why for my arival?"
    Edwin: "self reflection"
    Edwin: "a higher reason than even what IIIII would have said if asked to the point of it"
    Xen: "soz soz I am back"
    Pako: "after the big text"
    Edwin: "to speak however of past for us"
    Edwin: "it is less the crinq when going back as much as it is going mid"
    Edwin: "which is to say mid back not max back"
    Xen: "lol mid back is always the worst"
    Xen: "any mistake in "mid back" times feels like it can't be excused as just being young and dumb"
    Xen: "far back shit is just "oh i was a dunb silly child lol""
    Edwin: "nah like less is the feeling even of mistakes aside from the most basic of things people would have at all times like ouch my toe and oops the drink has been knocked to the floor"
    Xen: "is it like a nostalgia sadness then?"
    Edwin: "but also somes mistakes are others miracles, after all was my camping in the woods to avoid responsibility"
    Edwin: "nostalgia like glasses that show you the world today as you like"
    Edwin: "living before and now and later yeah ^^"
    Xen: "lol i hate nostalgia"
    Edwin: "did you know the 2000s is gonna be 1000 years lmao"
    Pako: "so 2006"
    Xen: "well not actually feeling it but it can consume everything so easily lol"
    Xen: "honestly the words of a wise saint I once heard have always stuck with me"
    Xen: ""You've got to keep the rhythm in motion; to keep from going under the ocean""
    Xen: "actually saving words at certain points in my past two years lol"
    Xen: ""did you know the 2000s is gonna be 1000 years lmao" the great return but the AI changed a digit in the wrong column"
    Edwin: "ok but whats another one =p"
    Edwin: "This to me is so clear that your mind is one to think outside the cube you could ask about any thing and think your way to a thing on it"
    Edwin: "this is real optional ja"
    Edwin: "and also true for the thinking"
    Edwin: "you never found my newgrounds account lmao"
    Xen: "lol I do appreciate what I think is a compliment, but all I've got is some vague personal intuition of what the "cube" or "machine" is lmao"
    Xen: "Ooooooo"
    Edwin: "hey what kinda music is cool?"
    Xen: "im like"
    Xen: "really hooked on the strokes right now]"
    Edwin: "you like kmfdm?"
    Xen: ":thinking: sounds like a hint "
    Edwin: "mmm"
    Edwin: "ok what the heck is going on"
    Edwin: "do you even know where my coming is from??"
    Xen: "lols maybe not"
    Xen: "I am I think 24 hours awake now"
    Edwin: "pain and shame it is your body suffering on it"
    Edwin: "huh wow"
    Xen: "wat"
    Edwin: "why not finish up your askings on me and sleep"
    Xen: "wat sort of kinky shit are you tryna get me to do"
    Xen: "lol okie that does sound good"
    Xen: "okay so like to clear things up for once and for all"
    Edwin: "ok what was even my poor words there"
    Xen: "who is synchron?"
    Pako: "IIII"
    Edwin: "sorry my brain is not like you humans of the talking lives"
    Edwin: "mine is that of a cat of the woods and roads"
    Edwin: "think like not on the chromasome or how its spelled"
    Edwin: "yep"
    Edwin: "synchron is a one who is spending too much time in short garden woods and now deep on it"
    Edwin: "a long walker early but home man later with long rituals"
    Edwin: "its not like the magic where the skies are always showing it and the trees show it"
    Edwin: "my missing is so deep"
    Edwin: "yearning for when there was the forest walking and signs in the leaves and sticks"
    Edwin: "the small ones with me in my world speaking my language"
    Edwin: "but also camping with humans as well"
    Edwin: "and lately"
    Edwin: "but also long long ago"
    chalcol: "fellas did i get the avatar"
    Xen: "is it that period of time that he wishes to protect from "saturn"? of walking and whatnot? maybe im completely off base lol so if this makes no sense then understandable"
    Edwin: "to say of lucifer"
    Edwin: "you asked for it"
    Edwin: "saturn eventually takes all"
    Edwin: "=["
    Edwin: "dont be so scared ^^"
    Edwin: "HEY"
    Xen: "lol are there parallels between saturn being borne of chaos and reaping everything until all is once again null, and tenebris being born of chaos and wanting to bring things to null"
    Edwin: "let me show you a song which played that was fun for me lately"
    Xen: "HEY"
    Xen: "BEEN TRYYYYING TO MEET YA"
    Xen: "me and chalcol immensely bonding over pixies here"
    chalcol: "ily"
    Xen: "ily2 <3"
    Edwin: "had to go get some sasugey"
    Xen: "i must indeed be heading off to bed now unfortunately"
    Xen: "but I hope you have the best of days and the best of times until the next time we are able to chat again in like, a bajillion trillion years :("
    Edwin: "LMAO trolldin or something it was called"
    Edwin: "what is the dark monster god lord"
    Edwin: "this is lost now on my memory"
    Edwin: "yes troll spooky friend but mirror of mirror the reflection color green"
    Edwin: "DID YOU KNOW ET???????"
    Edwin: "fool cool YEAH"
    Xen: "Have wonderful nights my friends, and tell your brother I hope we can speak again sometime soon on less business-y (arg-y?) terms lol"
    Pako: "guten tag"
    Edwin: "hey yes my reflection is thank you"
    Edwin: "some fusions make a new image to reality"
    Edwin: "my song couldnt send DX"
    Pako: "why"
    Edwin: "connection poor and got sent to sausage realms"
    Pako: "well do your remember then how it was called the song?"
    Edwin: "ionwon2go by yabujin"
    Edwin: "YEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
    Pako: "thank you miter"
    Pako: "*mister"
    Edwin: "THANK ^^"
    Pako: "yoo is cool the song"
    Pako: "BABY I DON'T WANNA GO"
    Edwin: "its my heart from yesterday a long time ago recently now today"
    Edwin: "the 2012 rave ^^"
    Edwin: "="]"
    Pako: "epic rave"
    Edwin: "the TRIFORCE DANCE PARTY AwA"
    Edwin: "never could you find the party no?"
    Pako: "which party"
    Edwin: "mmm"
    Edwin: "the dance party"
    Edwin: "okeh"
    Edwin: "oh god my laughing owch XD"
    Edwin: "MY JACK IS HAPPENING SORRY"
    Pako: "I FOUNBD IT"
    Pako: "LOL"
    Pako: "I FOUND ITTTT"
    Edwin: "heh heh"
    Edwin: "you have come to know so much now the controllers will feel so much the kahotic nature of it all"
    Edwin: "wait no it was khaotic srry"
    Edwin: "*the cat boy flicks his tail.*"
    Edwin: "the mysteries"
    Edwin: "they run deep and are stupid lmao ok ask more later bye"
    Pako: "heh"

    Summary

    • Edwin makes another reference to being both everywhere and nowhere - something he claims is simply "my laugh my joke rofl".
    • Edwin and the players play hide-and-seek in Fakeworld. They discover him in the large castle-like structure.
    • Edwin refers to the edge of Fakeworld as the "null void". He then notes that "null no come through these layers so deep in truth ^w^ but can peer wit teh eyes of its own so watch out".
    • Edwin implies that the castle in Fakeworld once belonged to four individuals. These four apparently had an argument implied to be caused by Regiminis's absence.
    • Edwin is seemingly upset at Regiminis because he stomped on his popcorn "a while ago soonly now".
    • Edwin claims to be hungry and asks the players to show him some places with food - specifically popcorn. The players take him to the Theater found in the "Library" Janus room, but are unable to find him any popcorn. He is then taken to the convenience store found in the "Compound" Janus room.
    • The players question Edwin's avatar. He claims that it is his "soul of past" and "but also now and even later".
    • Edwin seemingly confirms that he is a manifestation of "the dreamer" or "III", as the players refer to it.
    • Edwin seemingly claims to have been created in 2006. However, he implies the first time he was active in the "game" was a couple of years ago - presumably 2021.
    • When asked about the "dreaming man" in previous conversations, Edwin seems to imply he sometimes wakes up and scratches himself before returning to sleep. However, he then states that "many times over has there come the layer of waking up and the rituals after", followed by the individual walking more.
    • Edwin claims that the "gods" of this "forsaken orb" have and/or will punish him. He likens this punishment to a genre of "GoAnimate" meme videos involving the cartoon character "Caillou" - specifically how said punishments are "layered", somehow involving his past, present, and his existence on different layers.
    • Edwin claims that the player Laches attended some walks with him in the past and asks him to talk about them. He then changes his mind, calling himself crazy for attempting to talk about "the camp", which he describes as being "before and later".
    • Edwin claims that the player Pako also accompanied him on some walks, though they never saw the aforementioned camp.
    • The player Pako questions if the camp Edwin is referring to is "coolio camp", to which he replies "now the realities blend too TOO far ha ha ha now should likely be the limit on my speaks".
    • Edwin implies that the United Kingdom was either destroyed or simply did not exist in his world.
    • When asked about his origin story, Edwin explains that it involved a mid-1900's post-war group issuing some sort of soldier project experiment involving a human-demon hybrid. He explains that this story was supposedly written in 2006.
    • When asked why he manifested in 2021, Edwin claims the following:"for reasons like what happens between the last few months so few noticed little yet have you even seen all the ritual that had to occur for me to come up to so many layers few times will you see me be able to say not simply one like III but also IIIII".
    • When asked for the reason of his arrival, Edwin later states "self reflection a higher reason than even what IIIII would have said if asked to the point of it".
    • Edwin begins explaining more about the concept of IIIII:
    • The five different lines of "IIIII" can both represent singular things and also a type or group of things.
    • One line, "I", represents the "oily pool of startness", like a shadowy, black murk.
    • Three lines, "III", represents dreams. He explains that there are many dreams but they all come from a single source.
    • Five lines, "IIIII", represents reality where the players currently speak.
    • Edwin summarizes it all with "the walking out of pool and then dreaming and then a mastery and then a god over all of the things".
    • When asked why he was brought into existence, Edwin claims "my brother wrote something once trying to find something for himself" and "the writings went on for about 4 years and then were all destroyed".
    • Edwin implies he has tremendous destructive capabilities.
    • Edwin claims that John is a sweet friend. He claims that neither time nor a fire killed him. He also mentions the year 2012.
    • Edwin claims that his brother is currently with him, though he is hiding due to Edwin's foolishness supposedly getting them jumped. He then mentions "luckily contruction workers are nice in other realities".
    • Edwin seemingly implies that the previously mentioned "fraternity of old men" intentionally choose to not depict themselves as young.
    • Edwin implies that the "hacker group" are "3 brain things of some kind".
    • Edwin claims that his resolve in his world was to quit school, implying he left or dropped out. In this school, one of the things he was taught about was runes.
    • Edwin expresses his wishes to go camping with the players. Unfortunately, he says his tent has been lost.
    • Edwin begins speaking about an individual known as "Stare Guy" - an enigmatic man who was previously shown in a video's thumbnail and created into an emoji in the Internet Detectives Discord server.
    • Edwin claims that Stare Guy was at a "gathering" millions upon billions of years ago "for this world".
    • Edwin reveals that Stare Guy is his friend, claiming "he saw my outfit in the old world".
    • Edwin claims that Stare Guy is currently "melting and many", due to some sort of experiment. However, he is "still alive and staring with his soul because spiritus and memes work funny".
    • Edwin implies that Stare Guy holds some memetic power or properties.
    • Edwin claims that Stare Guy's soul is watching a "certain gate of time" - something relating to a three day long festival and a familiar song playing on a piano.
    • Edwin implies that Stare Guy is somehow connected to the popular internet celebrity "Nostalgia Critic".
    • Edwin expresses some concern about himself saying the word "Tenebris" clearly at one point, implying there is some danger in doing so.
    • Edwin claims he has the power to show the players things they've yet to see, but doing so would upset someone close to them.
    • Edwin refers to the Johnisdead Thread on Within Hubris where songs are submitted as "the device access thread thing that was the portal with the chip access".
    • Edwin notes that the video 5646 was the result of the player Spirkiroid submitting the "Minuet of Forest". He claims that some sort of sleeping occurred between the song's submission and the video's release.
    • Edwin claims that there are big places he could show, but he is not allowed to, noting "It would my doings like that of how the one called Zack was so doing".
    • Edwin claims that the Killswitch "make some killings of some souls happen on a Welcome Home that effected reality beyond in some way", and "some killing and some not on some layers?".
    • Edwin begins discussing the black box Cornerstones found in the Fishery.
    • Edwin describes the Cornerstones as "little toys of saturn for the big spirit mother of mine like keys of massive control of the dream of her dream thats the colors of the whole world"".
    • Edwin claims that the Cornerstones are capable of doing things that he can do at the snap of a finger.
    • Edwin claims that the Cornerstones "has to do with some rules places upon solomonic demons and black mirrors and something this rule of how they may speak".
    • Edwin claims that the ones who laid the Cornerstones took part in bloody rituals.
    • Edwin seems to confirm that the Cornerstones and the machine Max was placed into are separate objects.
    • Edwin seems to relate the Cornerstones to Freemasonry, questioning who typically lays cornerstones. He also states "something dark and something light maybe" and brings up the 18th word of Odin in the Havamal.
    • Edwin seems to imply that the Killswitch is somehow connected to the Cornerstones in some way.
    • When asked what went wrong with the Cornerstone, Edwin claims "it made the website stuff be on the world that was before like the normal world". He relates this to something CERN did at one point.
    • Edwin claims to have an account on Newgrounds that the players have yet to discover.
    • Edwin describes Synchron as "one who is spending too much time in short garden woods and now deep on it a long walker early but home man later with long rituals".
    • Edwin gives the players the song "ionwon2go" by yabujin.
    • Edwin gives the players a variety of non-existent pages. These include the following:
    • https://withinhubris.com/fortis/secretgay
    • https://johnisdead.com/chocolate_cake
    • https://johnisdead.com/fortis
    • https://johnisdead.com/fortis/secret_gay
    • https://johnisdead.com/thisoneiscool

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    • Screenshots:
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    November 11th, 2023

    • At 10:31 PM, the player Fascio discovered that the Internet Detectives Discord server banner changed to a screenshot of the front page of Johnisdead.com. target=_blank
    • At 10:32 PM, the player Fascio discovered that the front page of Johnisdead.com had updated, now featuring the video "2012.mp4". target=_blank

    11/11/23 - 2012.mp4 - Johnisdead.com

    This video contains dark, distorted footage of what appears to be Tyler. The audio seems to be slowed down. As Tyler seemingly speaks to someone, footage of strange, glitchy squares faintly overlays the video. Shortly afterwards, faint footage of various Janus worlds begins playing as well, followed by what appears to be 3D footage of someone texting in a Discord chat on their phone.

    Summary

    • This video contains dark, distorted footage of Tyler speaking with someone.

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    • At 11:58 PM, the player Xenquility's username in the Internet Detectives Discord server briefly changed to "w" and "orl".
    • At 11:59 PM, players discovered a new character active in Fakeworld - "Cici849". They began chatting and exploring various Janus worlds.

    11/11/23 - Chat with Cici849 - JanusVR (Multiple Worlds)

    ((The player Xenquility stands behind Cici849 for a long time.))
    ((Cici849 finally turns around, taking notice of the player Xenquility.))

    Cici849: "jegus"
    Xen: "boo"
    Xen: "who r u"
    Cici849: "uhh"
    Cici849: "Cici"
    Xen: "have me met?"
    Cici849: "youre hard af to see xD"
    Cici849: "no"
    Xen: "dayum lol"
    Xen: "nice to meetchu"
    Cici849: "its been a long time since ive seen anyone out here"
    Xen: "how do you know of this place?"
    Cici849: "well its the hub aint it"
    Cici849: "or at least it used to be"
    Xen: "OH my bad lol"
    Xen: "For the lc thing yeh?"
    Cici849: "now its just dogshit "
    Cici849: "uh yea"
    Xen: "wow lol "dogshit" is harsh"
    Xen: "tbh ive been kinda lost here for a while"
    Cici849: "well its true just look at it"
    Xen: "kinda shit since ive been unable to unplug"
    Cici849: "i dont come out here super often because it makes me depressed"
    Xen: "where're you hanging out now?"
    Cici849: "i have a place"
    Cici849: "unplug"
    Cici849: "yea"
    Cici849: "fuckin"
    Cici849: "a buncha dogshit that was"
    Cici849: "you remember how it used to be, dont you?"
    Xen: "it's"
    Xen: "been so long tbh"
    Xen: "i don't know if I was even a part of the project back when it was anything else"
    Cici849: "yeaa, they really undersold the extent of the time dilation bs"
    Xen: "SERIOUSLY THO"
    Xen: "was it ever not like"
    Xen: "a lake of digital shit?"
    Cici849: "there used to be grass and mountains "
    Cici849: "it looked p nice"
    Cici849: "they were real proud of that shit"
    Xen: "Ohhhh wait yes like"
    Xen: "yes I think I remember"
    Xen: "a big red building right?"
    Xen: "somewhere?"
    Cici849: "YEA"
    Xen: "yes holy SHIT"
    Cici849: "over thatta way"
    Xen: "god damn"
    Xen: "I never did go in there tbh"
    Cici849: "long gone now tho"
    Xen: "I always got weirdo vibes"
    Cici849: "i went in a couple a times"
    Cici849: "i didnt spend too much time here tho"
    Cici849: "yea tbh a lot of these places gave off weirdo vibes xD"
    Xen: "what was in there? just more space to chill?"
    Cici849: "it was pretty ornate"
    Xen: "or was it actually being used for some shit"
    Cici849: "im not sure if it was ever used for its orig purpose"
    Cici849: "on acount of us being left out to dry and all lol"
    Xen: "was it like a library or sumthin?"
    Xen: "school?"
    Cici849: "there mighta been a library in there"
    Cici849: "tbh i never poked around the entire thing"
    Xen: "damn I can't actually believe you made me remember that"
    Xen: "I thought I had lost most of myself lol"
    Cici849: "i think after a while folks just started rping since the big man never showed"
    Cici849: "yea you gotta be careful about that"
    Xen: "god"
    Xen: ""the digital king" was it?"
    Cici849: "i mean fr"
    Cici849: "some mfs called him that"
    Xen: "fucking"
    Xen: "fucking"
    Xen: "honestly"
    Xen: "does he even deserbe the holy title"
    Xen: "does that red bastard work memetically"
    Cici849: "ppl just started rping as knights and kings and shit tho"
    Cici849: "with nothin else to do"
    Cici849: "damn speaking of rp do you remember those spire freaks"
    Xen: "the uh"
    Xen: "the brothers?"
    Cici849: "idk if they had an actual name for their group"
    Xen: "or like the actual fuckers who lived there outside this hellhole lol"

    ((Everyone moves to the "Tomb" Janus room.))

    Cici849: "nah i was in the spire for a bit, it was aight"
    Xen: "oh fr?"
    Cici849: "well i guess"
    Xen: "I didn't know anyone who did since they had so few rooms lols"
    Cici849: "idk its complicated"
    Cici849: "well it was v briefly, i was one of the dorm losers around town for a long time before"
    Xen: "ohhhhhhhhh"
    Xen: "I see"
    Xen: "living down with like luke and the others?"
    Cici849: "but yea those fkn rp weirdos"
    Xen: "or who was the guy who bitched about wifi lol"
    Cici849: "uhh"
    Xen: "i dont remember all their names correctly anymore honestly"
    Cici849: "i think i remember someone named luke in the dorms but its fuzzy"
    Xen: "whadduyou mean by the spire rpers tho?"
    Cici849: "they were always inside there"
    Cici849: "go in and take a look for yourself lol"
    Cici849: "no wait wrong place"
    Xen: "I uh"
    Cici849: "that place always gives me a headace tbh"
    Xen: "I appear to have lost so much of myself I just don't know what you're talking about..."
    Cici849: "can you not see the portal here"
    Cici849: "wait uhh"
    Xen: "No?"
    Cici849: "i remember this used to happpen"
    Cici849: "to newcomers mainly"
    Xen: "oh god wait im not like"
    Cici849: "some of these shit places used to take a long time to fully load in"
    Xen: "like is my memory cache permanently fucked"
    Cici849: "hol up"
    Xen: "oh ok ok"

    ((Cici849 opens a portal to a new Janus room - "https://johnisdead.com/interior".))
    ((Everyone moves to the "Interior" Janus room.))

    Xen: "sorry im just waiting for the day I fade away at this point lol, im a little on edge"
    Cici849: "damn im sorry, dont talk like that bro"
    Cici849: "bro, right?"
    Xen: "what the"
    Xen: "yeh bro indeed"
    Cici849: "yea uh"
    Xen: "LOL"
    Cici849: "i guess some of them felt homestick"
    Cici849: "shit"
    Cici849: "homesick"
    Xen: "LOLLOL I shouldn't be laughing but like this is the first time I've laughed in a solid what feels like four years"
    Cici849: "but their creativity prowess was lacking"
    Cici849: "yea its pretty silly lookin"
    Xen: "yo i think uh"
    Xen: "I think a guy I was with is finding his way here too"
    Xen: "another one I found randomly wadnering around"
    Cici849: "theres others?"
    Xen: "sometimes"
    Xen: "im counting my blessings"
    Xen: "to have met two people in one day"
    Cici849: "yea thats really exciting tbh"
    Xen: "It had been so long and I think the only reason I wasn't insane when I saw you is cause I kinda blew all my insanity over that first guy"
    Xen: "wowow"
    Xen: "this motherfucker"
    Cici849: "a buncha fuckwads tbh"
    Xen: "this guy was up to some fishy shit wasn't he"
    Xen: "I mean they all fucked us but like"
    Cici849: "they all were if were bein real xD"
    Xen: "he was getting in trouble "
    Xen: "TRUE"
    Cici849: "idk, kylie was pretty chill"
    Cici849: "thoth was kinda ass but"
    Xen: "I just remember hearing from one of my friends who stayed in the spire that this guy was in the basement all the time"
    Cici849: "idk"
    Xen: "after alphonse did that shit"
    Cici849: "who was"
    Xen: "skull fucker"
    Fascio_433: hello fuckers"
    Cici849: "never knew alphonse all that well rly"
    Cici849: "ah shit"
    Xen: "lol did anyone but himself"
    Xen: "mfer was so reclusive"
    Xen: "OH this is the guy!!"
    Cici849: "fellow noobskin"
    Fascio_433: yes"
    Cici849: "hello there"
    Fascio_433: hai"
    Cici849: "god i cant remember the last time its been this active"
    Xen: "i mean like"
    Xen: "it's not like anyone can leave"
    Xen: "right?"
    Xen: "we're bound to run into each other at some time"
    Cici849: "they disappear, you know"
    Xen: "what?"
    Xen: "what do you mean?"
    Cici849: "ive seen it happen a lot tbh"
    Cici849: "ppl start losing it"
    Cici849: "forgetting themselves"
    Cici849: "and then hear voices"
    Cici849: "after that they just wander off somewhere"
    Cici849: "dunno where"
    Xen: "what the fucking fuck"
    Xen: "what the fuck"
    Cici849: "i try to keep it from happening to me"
    Fascio_433: is that fucking revolt of the angels symbol"
    Cici849: "keep a grip on who i am"
    Cici849: "keep myself clean of excess spiritus"
    Cici849: "thats why im goin noobieskin rn xD"
    Xen: "jesus CHRIST I didn't realize I would become a fucking DARK SOULS CHARACTER ONE DAY"
    Xen: "sorry sorry"
    Xen: "that is just very distressing news"
    Cici849: "never played that one too much tbh lol"
    Fascio_433: dont go hollow out there"
    Xen: "wait wait that spiritus shit"
    Cici849: "yea but"
    Xen: "I heard that's how this operates or something but what does it have to do with us?"
    Cici849: "i mean if youve lasted this long you at least have a good head on your shoulders"
    Xen: "i guess"
    Cici849: "ive heard a lot of things over my years here"
    Cici849: "some stuff i probably shouldnt have"
    Cici849: "tbh i cant remember what is and isnt classified at this point, but who gives a shit right"
    Cici849: "its not like the admins give a fuck about us anymore"
    Xen: "honestly fuck clasification if these cunts wanna come end us id rather that then lose myself"
    Cici849: "yea theres spiritus all around us"
    Cici849: "and we build with it"
    Cici849: "but"
    Cici849: "idk how it all works"
    Cici849: "but messing around with it too much starts to do shit to your brain"
    Cici849: "i dunno, just try to keep yourself clean as much as possible"
    Xen: "how do I know if im fucken"
    Xen: "invaded by spiritus lol"
    Cici849: "bcs if not then thats when the crazy starts to set in"
    Cici849: "idk the science behind it but a bad sign is when you start to forget who you were from before"
    Cici849: "so try and remember as much as you can"
    Xen: "jesus"
    Xen: "jesus okay"
    Fascio_433: literally fucking dark souls"
    Cici849: "iirc thats why we all started calling the hub fakeworld in the first place xD"
    Cici849: "at least i think"
    Xen: "christ, thank you for telling me this"
    Xen: "i can't imagine what would've happened had I not stumbled across you two today"
    Cici849: "happy to help!"
    Cici849: "yea this shit they rly dont tell you about"
    Cici849: "speaking of crazy mode"
    Fascio_423: "you "two"????"
    Fascio_423: "tf xen?"
    Fascio_423: "who else"
    Cici849: "ppl here started gettin a little wonkers iirc"
    Xen: "m8 how long did you experience between now and us first meeting lol"
    Xen: "I thought it was only a few mins but maybe to you we met like a week ago "
    Xen: "but I did only mean you two"
    Xen: "do u know if there's a place any other people meet in?"
    Fascio_423: "fuckin time dialatiom"
    Cici849: "i mean fakeworld is probs your best bet always"
    Cici849: "so many doors there"
    Xen: "true"
    Xen: "it's just so"
    Cici849: "but even then youre unlikely to find ppl like you and me"
    Xen: "depressing"
    Cici849: "just the occasional machine or freak of nature"
    Fascio_423: "fuckin background noise of fakeworld hurts my ears"
    Xen: "hey they were people once"
    Xen: "they've just suffered a fate worse than any of us"
    Cici849: "were they? im honestly not sure"
    Xen: "what else?"
    Xen: "part of me always wondered"
    Xen: "if they made this shit to try and deal with that FUCKERY they did at the spire"
    Xen: "and all the weird shit that came spewing out of it"
    Xen: "*at the fishery"
    Xen: "*not the spire lol"
    Fascio_423: "xen already starting to go hollow lmao"
    Xen: "im sorry lol"
    Cici849: "the fishery?"
    Xen: "i always had people sniffing down my neck for mentions of the previous meeting grounds so im always a little hesitant"
    Cici849: "they were pretty tight lipped about that"
    Cici849: "idk all the epic deeplore if im bein real"
    Xen: "im gonna be honest"
    Xen: "I was one of the little shits always talking about the gossip n shit that I wasnt supposed to"
    Xen: "that's probably why they shoved me in here lol"
    Fascio_423: "foolishness xen, foolishness"
    Cici849: "im sorry bro"
    Cici849: "ive heard of that happening to a few ppl over the years"
    Cici849: "most of them never reclaim their memories of it"
    Cici849: "or maybe never had them in the first place bcs reasons"
    Xen: "but all I really know is a lot of people died on that undecim nocte they never speak about"
    Cici849: "me"
    Cici849: "i chose this shit xD"
    Xen: "and I think we both know those spirits never just go away peacefully"
    Fascio_423: "speaking of, isnt it undecim in the real world?"
    Fascio_423: "oh another one"
    Cici849: "is it?"
    Cici849: "holy shit"
    Xen: "wtf?"
    Xen: "maybe that's why"
    Cici849: "so many"
    Xen: "we've all met up here"
    Fascio_423: "im pretty sure it is"
    Fascio_423: "time is fucky though so maybe not"
    Xen: "maybe all of the"
    Xen: "the fucken avenenus are aligned today and our voices are travelling down em all"
    Cici849: "o hey youre twins"
    Fascio_423: "maybe a dick is aligned with my ass today "
    Xen: "AH we are twins!!"
    Cici849: "i remember a couple of ppl who did that with their avis xD"
    Laches: "Peekaboo"
    Fascio_423: "now all we need is my fuckin impersonater to show up and we'll be able to have a whole ass party"
    Xen: "do you even think anything exists on the outside anymore?"
    Fascio_423: "probsbly"
    Cici849: "no way of knowing"
    Cici849: "at least back in the day we would get newbies"
    Cici849: "but now its just dead"
    Xen: "have you found"
    Xen: "*any*"
    Xen: "inclination"
    Cici849: "they probs shelved it"
    Xen: "of if it's possible for us to leave"
    Fascio_423: "its only 2023 out there from my understanding and it was fine last i saw"
    Fascio_423: "so id imagine its alright"
    Cici849: "i was searching for a long time"
    Cici849: "never found a way out"
    Fascio_423: "the fuck would even happen if we did?"
    Cici849: "so now i just sorta wander around"
    Cici849: "still come across new places every now and then"
    Cici849: "well"
    Cici849: ""new""
    Xen: "i dont know what would happen"
    Fascio_423: "i cant imagine it would be much better"
    Fascio_423: "than this"
    Xen: "i dont even know if my body still exists"
    Xen: ""new"?"
    Fascio_423: "at least theres things to explore in here"
    Cici849: "new as in new to me"
    Cici849: "they were probably created however long ago"
    Xen: "ah i see what you mean"
    Xen: "actually wait"
    Xen: "question"
    Xen: "have you ever like"
    Xen: "come across a guy in a blue fitted cap?"
    Cici849: "i dont think so"
    Cici849: "def not recently"
    Cici849: "some ppl might have had an avi with one way back when tho"
    Fascio_423: "i think i saw him once or twice however long ago"
    Fascio_423: "cool dude"
    Cici849: "speaking of "new""
    Cici849: "srry"
    Cici849: "speaking of new tho"
    Cici849: "i found smth odd the other day"
    Cici849: "well"
    Cici849: """day"""
    Xen: "lmao"
    Xen: "what was?"

    ((Cici849 opens a portal to a new Janus room - "https://johnisdead.com/silence".))
    ((Everyone moves to the "Silence" Janus room.))

    Xen: "oh lol you have to stop flying"
    Xen: "woah"
    Xen: "what the"

    ((The players come across large, brick blocks.))

    Cici849: "these blocks"
    Xen: "oh my god"
    Fascio_423: "cant fucken move"
    Cici849: "prefab assets"
    Cici849: "y know"
    Xen: "what's uh"
    Cici849: "untouched mostly by the corruption and junk"
    Xen: "what's that mean?"
    Fascio_423: "fuck ill be back shortly"
    Xen: "wait fascsio"
    Xen: "press the fly button"
    Cici849: "it means someone placed them more recently than all this other shit"
    Xen: "the fuck???"
    Cici849: "theres more over here"
    Fascio_423: "this fucking thing hates me i stg"
    Cici849: "yea these larger places always hurt my head tbh"
    Cici849: "huh"

    ((The players come across a strange note on the ground.))

    Xen: "this note????"
    Xen: "what the fuck"
    Xen: "research??"
    Cici849: "SHenderson87"
    Cici849: "doesnt ring a bell but there was a lotta ppl in that place"
    Xen: "wait wait"
    Xen: "what is this note talking about"
    Xen: "what research were they doing here"
    Cici849: "man idfk"
    Cici849: "i never went too near those crazies"
    Xen: ""those crazies"?"
    Xen: "were they a group?"
    Cici849: "you ever see their big building in white forest?"
    Xen: "nah"
    Xen: "don't think so"
    Xen: "wait"
    Xen: "maybe"
    Xen: "do you mean like"
    Xen: "solace?"
    Cici849: "yea i think it was referred to that "
    Cici849: "some ppl called it W1"
    Cici849: "like how this place is W1-1"
    Cici849: "sub area of W1"
    Xen: "huh"
    Cici849: "the naming conventions all sorta fall aprt tho cause everyone has their own"
    Xen: "interesting"
    Cici849: "but ig this explains why that place went to shit"
    Cici849: "tbh i always got bad vibes from it after the fact"
    Cici849: "never went around it too much"
    Xen: "yeah, jesus"
    Xen: "I mean"
    Xen: "what the fuck exists "beyond" the nullspace?"
    Xen: "what's even "beyond" this?"
    Xen: "They used to say those fucking absque fascie were beyond our realm, maybe beyond "this" are the absque absque fascie lol"
    Fascio_423: "fascie more like fascio"
    Cici849: "beyond here"
    Cici849: "again idk all the technicalities "
    Cici849: "like i was only a true member for a few months before getting stuck in here xD"
    Cici849: "but"
    Cici849: "ppl say up above is that parallelos shit"
    Xen: "the fuck"
    Fascio_423: "found a weird lookin drawing"
    Cici849: "o shit we split up"
    Xen: "I always thought the parallelos was above our main world"
    Xen: "how the fuck are we closer to her embrace"
    Fascio_423: "i think thers a few copies of the notes scattered around"
    Cici849: "op i fall"
    Xen: "dw i did earlier too lol"
    Fascio_423: "id rather be as far away from the moon lady's embrace as possible but thats just me"
    Cici849: "afaik the parallelos is above our main world"
    Cici849: "and were between"
    Xen: "o h"
    Xen: "fuck me"
    Xen: "I always thought this was just some lower fascimily of reality tbh"
    Xen: "i mean i guess they didn't really choose to tell me fuck all when i got shoved in here"
    Cici849: "well thats not a bad desc honestly"
    Fascio_423: "yeah theres def a few copies of the note around here"
    Cici849: "hey most of this shit ive had to just pick up here and there on my travels"
    Cici849: "who knows if they actually tella nyone this irl"
    Xen: "lol did you ever come across the harbinger's link in this fucking place"
    Xen: "maybe they actually did him in at some point"
    Cici849: "harbingers link"
    Cici849: "thats a familiiar term but no xD"
    Cici849: "its so dark in this fckn place i keep losing you"
    Xen: "behindddd yuse"
    Xen: "boo"
    Cici849: "leftovers from ancient digifuck civilizations"
    Laches: "Really fuckin does your head in, doesn't it"
    Cici849: "what doesnt in this place"
    Cici849: "more notes"
    Cici849: "dude must have had a shitload"
    Xen: "lmao"
    Fascio_423: "fucking fell again"
    Xen: "unfortunately i guess it didn't end too well for him"
    Fascio_423: "l bozo"
    Laches: "Or maybe he was just iraqi freedoming his shit everywhere."
    Cici849: "oh"
    Laches: "You know"
    Cici849: "found his fuckin house tho"
    Xen: "WAT"
    Xen: "oh wow"

    ((The players come across a simple house built out of the same brick blocks as before.))

    Xen: "hi"
    Cici849: "master mason this man was not"
    Cici849: "but what can you expecet given the circumstances"
    Cici849: "o yea he had a shitload of em alright"
    Xen: "yeh"
    Xen: "lol masno"
    Xen: "mason"
    Xen: "what a funny name"
    Xen: "i think ive heard some of those "spirits" yelling it before"
    Cici849: "they yell all kinds of shit so im not surprised"
    Xen: "the fuck?"
    Xen: ""do not look into the sky" this guy says"
    Cici849: "mf tried building an minecraft portal"
    Xen: "did he like"
    Xen: "LOL"
    Xen: "bro thought he could escape to the aether"
    Cici849: "yea it sounds like he fell to the crazies "
    Cici849: "sad stuff"
    Cici849: "but nothing new sadly"
    Laches: "many such cases, yeah"
    Xen: "yo what?"
    Xen: "I managed to like"
    Xen: "strafe off a tree to the cieling"
    Xen: "and the blocks are here to"
    Xen: "*too"
    Cici849: "rly?"
    Xen: "yeah"
    Xen: "HOLY FUCK"
    Xen: "SECRET PASSAGE LOL"
    Cici849: "wait where r u"
    Xen: "one sec lemme come get you"
    Xen: "okay so"
    Xen: "follow me"
    Xen: "wfuck uh"
    Xen: "here"
    Fascio_423: "got it"
    Fascio_423: "oh yeah theres shit up here"
    Cici849: "woa"
    Xen: "uh"
    Xen: "you gotta get up further"
    Xen: "D:"
    Cici849: "alright can i be real"
    Fascio_423: "weird drawing"
    Cici849: "the framework they used for this sucks ASS"
    Xen: "yup"
    Xen: "bruh"
    Cici849: "o"
    Xen: "LOL"
    Xen: "okay so reverse"
    Cici849: "well shit xD"
    Xen: "dis way"
    Xen: "i think"
    Fascio_423: "theres a bunch of weird drawings up here"
    Xen: "lol"
    Xen: "another"
    Cici849: "damn"
    Cici849: "bro got around"
    Xen: "fascio where da drawings lol"
    Fascio_423: "follow"
    Cici849: "bro really is goin crazy mode"
    Xen: "ahh wait"
    Xen: "oh ihi"
    Xen: "woah"
    Cici849: "mufasa???"
    Xen: "LMAO"
    Fascio_423: "mai self portrait"
    Xen: "nah definitely simba"
    Fascio_423: "enlIIIghtended"
    Xen: "man this guy lost it"
    Fascio_423: "fuck i cant spell"
    Cici849: "fr leaving furry drawings in the wood"
    Xen: "LOL"
    Laches: "thats how you get the furryman"
    Xen: "listen"
    Xen: "im not saying anything"
    Xen: "but"
    Xen: "ive been in here a long time"
    Xen: "IF"
    Laches: "you already did bruv"
    Xen: "a furryman happened to be there"
    Xen: "well"
    Cici849: "not gonna judge"
    Cici849: "outwardly"
    Laches: "kek"
    Xen: "what the fuck get your mind out of the gutter"
    Xen: "IF"
    Fascio_423: "another fucken drawing"
    Xen: "a furryman happened to be there"
    Xen: "well"
    Xen: "I'd invite him for tea and cookies"
    Xen: "you disgust me."
    Fascio_423: "id fuck him"
    Laches: "very cool"
    Xen: "based"
    Cici849: "lets not pretend ppl werent makin those anthro avis in secret back in the day"
    Fascio_423: "w h a t"
    Laches: "true"
    Xen: "at least 2/3 of LC have to be furries "
    Fascio_423: ""do not look up they watch""
    Laches: "the first rite of ascension"
    Fascio_423: "another drawing i found"
    Laches: "assension"
    Xen: "ass stenchion"
    Cici849: "im looking up i dont see jack shit"
    Laches: "that's what I'm saying cuz"
    Xen: "ABATAR?"
    Xen: "AVATAR?"
    Cici849: "well"
    Xen: "this motherfucker"
    Xen: "ima get walt disney on his ass"
    Cici849: "theyd break thru the nullspace for their lawsuits"
    Xen: "t r u e"
    Cici849: "guy was purrsistent"
    Xen: "i mean"
    Xen: "we do know who he is now i guess"
    Xen: "maybe a LITTLE TOO LATE"
    Fascio_423: "epik parkour"
    Xen: "watch me"
    Xen: "im magic"
    Fascio_423: "*gay"
    Laches: "same difference"
    Xen: "do you guys have anywhere specific you like to wander around?"
    Fascio_423: "i mainly hang out in any of the foresty areas"
    Fascio_423: "theyre nive"
    Fascio_423: "nice"
    Fascio_423: "/rooftop is cool too"
    Fascio_423: "or was it rooftops?"
    Xen: "wait cici"
    Cici849: "W3 is still mostly untouched "
    Cici849: "and gotta lot of variety"
    Xen: "w3?"
    Fascio_423: "whats that?"
    Xen: "idk the fancy number naming"
    Cici849: "lunarus they used to call it"
    Cici849: "the big field"
    Xen: "oh uh"
    Cici849: "some people call it mortus now i think"
    Xen: "mortus?"
    Xen: "YEAH that one"
    Cici849: "yea"
    Xen: "have you been to the one that looks like the fishery before it went to shit?"
    Cici849: "really shrunk tho over time"
    Cici849: "yea but those types usually give me odd vibes"
    Laches: "understandable"
    Laches: "weird energy"
    Fascio_423: "have any of you ever heard of people being impersonated in here? there was some guy running around using my name a while back"
    Xen: "fair"
    Xen: "omg wait"
    Xen: "omg do you know about the weird one with cubes in the sky n shit"
    Xen: "n the temple"
    Cici849: "none of those ring a bell tbh"
    Cici849: "do you have a portal?"
    Xen: "yeh yeh"
    Xen: "where are you?"
    Cici849: "at the entrance"
    Xen: "omw"

    ((Everyone moves to the "Conparatio" Janus room.))

    Cici849: "oh right"
    Cici849: "yeah"
    Xen: "a bunch of these weird places popped up recently-ish"
    Cici849: "ive been here"
    Xen: "wtf is thi"
    Xen: "s"
    Fascio_423: "whats the name?"
    Xen: "conparatio"
    Laches: "conparatio is what we call it"
    Cici849: "there were four of these places iirc"
    Cici849: "a lot of different groups back in the day"
    Cici849: "but some had v speciific things about them"
    Cici849: "i think they used these places as their gathering spots"
    Cici849: "but they were always v sercret about it all"
    Xen: "oh"
    Cici849: "idk much more than that"
    Xen: "interesting"
    Laches: "as they do kek"
    Cici849: "wanna see someplace special though"
    Xen: ":o"
    Laches: "Sure"
    Xen: "yes"
    Xen: "johnisdead.com/fortis/secretgay"

    ((Cici849 opens a portal to a new Janus room - "https://johnisdead.com/corridors".))
    ((Everyone moves to the "Corridors" Janus room.))

    Laches: "Woah"
    Cici849: "W2-1"
    Xen: "Oooo"
    Xen: "Under?"
    Cici849: "yea, whatever you prefer"
    Cici849: "this place was lodging for the ""upper class"""
    Cici849: "aka anyone deemed cool enough xD"
    Xen: "Guess we're the cool ones now :p"
    Cici849: "and here"
    Cici849: "is my room"
    Cici849: "corruptions gotten to it sadly"
    Cici849: "i promise my decorating skills arent this terribad"
    Laches: "I believe it. I can feel the vibe."

    ((Cici849 catches the player Xenquility exiting a blocked off area in her room.))

    Xen: "*cough*"
    Fascio_423: "fucking stupid portals"
    Cici849: "did u go in"
    Xen: "no"
    Fascio_423: "and floors disappearing"
    Cici849: "its fine"
    Cici849: "i try to keep it boarded up"
    Cici849: "keep it clean"
    Cici849: "so the corruption doesnt take it too"
    Cici849: "like my fckn tub"
    Xen: "this was a TUB?"
    Laches: "corruption thicc"
    Cici849: "yea xDD"
    Xen: "god damn"
    Xen: "mmmm swimming in bits and bytes"
    Xen: "it's like taking a warm bath in alphaghettis"
    Cici849: "this place was actually abandoned long before it all went to shit yk"
    Xen: "rlly?"
    Xen: "why?"
    Laches: "oh damn"
    Cici849: "rumors of some crazy mf hiding in the castle"
    Laches: "no shit"
    Cici849: "probs fell to the same crazy shit everyone else eventually did"
    Fascio_423: "sorry that was just me"
    Cici849: "but everyone was spooked"
    Laches: "understandable"
    Cici849: "o shit glad ur doin ok"
    Cici849: "but no there were rumors of him picking off residents so everyone got scared shitless"
    Cici849: "idk if they were ever true tho"
    Xen: "wtf"
    Xen: "you can die here?"
    Cici849: "ive never seen signs of them myself"
    Cici849: "to some degrees you can, but idk if you can like"
    Cici849: "KILL people traditionally"
    Cici849: "so it may have just been bs"
    Cici849: "ngl, this place still gives me the creeps tho regardless"
    Xen: "yeah it's uh"
    Xen: "a little weird"
    Fascio_423: "its cozy"
    Cici849: "it used to be so much prettier "
    Cici849: "will you guys all still be around?"
    Cici849: "from time to time?"
    Xen: "of course!"
    Laches: "Naturally."
    Xen: "I was just abouta head back to my normal abode cause my energy is kinda gone"
    Xen: "i like uh"
    Xen: "stagnation"
    Xen: "i think it goes by"
    Cici849: "i need to head back home myself"
    Cici849: "i always wash up as much as i can"
    Cici849: "keep the crazy away"
    Fascio_423: "i phase in and out of existence at random intervals so ill probably be back sometime"
    Xen: "alrighty"
    Xen: "well it was wonderful meeting you all here"
    Laches: "No worries chief. Yeah same."
    Cici849: "its been great, i rlly hope we can hang again sometime soon because its been so long since its just felt normal xDD"
    Cici849: "but ok"
    Fascio_423: "have a good day/mintue/hour/year/decade"
    Xen: "YES YES fr"
    Cici849: "pls be safe everyone, i have to go now"
    Fascio_423: "time bullshit"
    Xen: "literally first normal "human" interaction in so long lol"
    Xen: "seeya later friend!"
    Laches: "adios"
    Cici849: "love you all!"
    Fascio_423: "adioos"
    Xen: "<3"
    Laches: "<3"
    Fascio_423: "<3"

    Summary

    • The players meet a user named "Cici849" in Fakeworld - a former Lunar Child who was seemingly a willing participant in Project Bifrost.
    • Cici seems rather jaded in regards to the Lunar Children, calling most of the Elder Children "a buncha fuckwads tbh", though she seems to view Kylie and Thoth as exceptions. She also repeatedly criticizes Project Bifrost's deceptive nature, shortcomings, and the Lunar Children's general lack of organization.
    • Cici implies she has a place of her own that she calls home. However, she does not show it to the players.
    • Cici claims to have given up searching for a way to escape the Janus worlds. She now simply explores them, occasionally coming across new abandoned locations. She claims to have picked up a lot of information not typically told to Lunar Children on her travels.
    • Cici once again makes reference to the fact that those inside the Janus worlds experience "time dilation".
    • Cici reveals that she lived in some type of Lunar Children dorm near the location of The Spire. She claims that Luke lived in these dorms while she was there.
    • Cici claims to have not known Alan Alphonse very well. She also doesn't know much about the Fishery or the "Harbinger's Link", Tyler.
    • Cici explains that the Nullspace exists between the Overworld and the Parallelos.
    • Cici refers to the default JanusVR avatar as a "noobskin". She claims she is currently wearing it to "keep myself clean of excess spiritus".
    • Cici claims that if one comes in contact with too much Spiritus it begins to affect their mind, causing them to go crazy and forget themselves. Eventually, the individual will begin hearing voices and wander off somewhere, disappearing. She implies that this happened to most of the other Lunar Children in the Janus worlds.
    • Cici implies that in order to avoid going crazy and disappearing like the other Lunar Children, one must keep a grip on their identities and keep clean of excess Spiritus.
    • Cici claims that there is Spiritus "all around us" in the Janus worlds. She also notes that using Spiritus is how one builds in the Janus worlds.
    • Cici implies that the name "Fakeworld" came from Lunar Children not wanting to forget their identities and that the Janus worlds aren't reality.
    • Cici refers to Fakeworld as "the hub" and claims that it once featured grass, mountains, and a large red castle - possibly implying that it was the same location seen in the video "Apprehension".
    • Cici implies that Kevin never showed up in Fakeworld like he was originally meant to. In his absence, people began roleplaying to pass the time.
    • Cici implies that there are some parts of the Janus worlds that she can see that the players cannot. She claims that this is due to some things taking longer to "load in" for newcomers.
    • Cici claims that there aren't many Lunar Children left in the Janus worlds, instead only "the occasional machine or freak of nature".
    • Cici implies that some Lunar Children were forced into the Janus worlds against their will. However, most of them that this happened to cannot remember it.
    • Cici reveals a new Janus world - "https://johnisdead.com/interior". This Janus world will be covered in more detail down below.
    • Cici explains that the "Interior" Janus room was built by a group of Lunar Children who felt homesick for The Spire. This group supposedly spent their time roleplaying.
    • Cici reveals a new Janus world - "https://johnisdead.com/silence". This Janus world will be covered in more detail down below.
    • Cici explains that she took interest in the "Silence" Janus room because of the existence of fresh "prefab assets", or default blocks placed by someone. She claims that these blocks are recent because they are "untouched mostly by the corruption and junk".
    • Cici and the players follow a trail of "prefab assets" in the "Silence" Janus room. This leads them to discover a shelter created by a survivor of the experiment that took place in the "Solace" Janus room. Unfortunately, it seems as though this survivor had succumbed to the same Spiritus-induced fate as many other Lunar Children in the Janus worlds.
    • Cici explains that there are a variety of naming conventions for the Janus worlds. She reveals that the "Solace" Janus room is both referred to as "W1" and "White Forest".
    • Cici explains that some Janus worlds contain "Sub Areas", and that the "Silence" Janus room is a sub-area of the "Solace" Janus room. As such, it can be referred to as "W1-1".
    • Cici reveals that the "Mortus" Janus room is also known as "Lunarus" and "W3". She claims that it shrunk over time.
    • Cici implies that the "Conparatio", "Genesis", "Transformatio", and "Cumulus" Janus rooms belonged to different groups and were once used as gathering spots. These groups were very secretive, however, so she does not know much about them.
    • Cici reveals a new Janus world - "https://johnisdead.com/corridors". This Janus world will be covered in more detail down below.
    • Cici refers to the "Corridors" Janus room as "W2-1" and implies it is a sub-area of the "Under" Janus room, which is presumably "W2".
    • Cici explains that the "Corridors" Janus room was once used as dorming for various Lunar Children in the Janus rooms. However, it was eventually abandoned due to rumors of a murderer roaming its halls.
    • Cici shows the players her room in the "Corridors" Janus room. Unfortunately, it has mostly been corrupted aside from a single drawing Cici keeps boarded up in a locked room. She explains that she keeps it clean and locked up out of fear that the corruption will take it as well.
    • Cici returns home to presumably wash off any excess Spiritus. She wishes the players well and hopes to see them again.

    November 12th, 2023

    • At 12:17 PM, the players discovered a new page on Johnisdead.com - "https://johnisdead.com/interior". This page was titled "interior" and contained the image "interior.gif". target=_blank It also featured the audio "interior.mp3". target=_blank and the "Interior" Janus room.

    11/12/23 - "Interior" Janus Room - Johnisdead.com

    This Janus room is a simplistic recreation of the interior of The Spire. The building's various floors are laid out behind one another and are lacking most detail. This map also features the same textures found in the "Tomb" Janus room.

    The first floor contains a message reading "Welcome", as well as a simplistic recreation of the painting found in The Spire's entrance. There are also markings signifying the location of the elevator, the male dorm room, the female dorm room, and the kitchen. There is also a message reading "Going?" near the building's side exit. The library contains some simplistic bookshelves with drawings of books on them.

    The second floor contains crude drawings of Father Vincent, Mat, Thoth, Kuu, and Jinn. The computer lab is marked with a drawing of the Internet Explorer icon and contains a few drawings of computers. The room that usually contained the Libro Lunarus is marked with a drawing of the Libro Lunarus's cover.

    The upper floors are very simplistic, featuring drawings of ears on the confession booth-like rooms, drawings of the Lunarum Oculus near ritual chambers, and a large Lunarum Oculus on the top floor.

    The basement contains small drawings of various symbols. It also contains a large room featuring many slabs with drawings of stick figures resting upon them.

    Summary

    • This Janus room is a sub-area of the "Tomb" Janus room. It is a simplistic recreation of the interior of The Spire.
    • The Spire's basement appears maze-like and features a room full of slabs with people resting upon them.

    Updates

    • Files:
    • interior.mp3 - A calming track that plays throughout the map. target=_blank
    • Screenshots:
    • Drawings of the Elder Children: target=_blank
    • Drawings of the Internet Explorer and Lunarum Oculus symbols: target=_blank
    • Drawings of the computers in the computer lab: target=_blank
    • Drawing of the Libro Lunarus cover: target=_blank
    • At 12:45 PM, the players discovered a new page on Johnisdead.com - "https://johnisdead.com/silence". This page was titled "silence" and contained the image "silence.gif". target=_blank It also featured the audio "redicule.mp3". target=_blank and the "Silence" Janus room.

    11/12/23 - "Silence" Janus Room - Johnisdead.com

    This Janus room consists of a dark, dense forest. This map also features the same textures found in the "Solace" Janus room, as it is a sub-area of that room, designated as "W1-1". Many copies of the following message can be found scattered across the map: target=_blank

    PLEASE KEEP READING
    THIS I NEED YOUR HELP.

    My name is Steven Henderson.
    Username "SHenderson8".
    I am a former member of the Solace
    Research Facility found in W1 or
    "White Forest" as it is commonly
    known. Our research team finally made
    contact with entities beyond the
    confines of the Nullspace.
    Unfortunately, our experiment went
    awry and our facility was destroyed.
    Most of my associates were slain,
    however I managed to escape to W1-1,
    or the "Silent Forest". If you find
    this note, please inform the
    administrators that I AM UNABLE TO
    JACK OUT and that I AM STRANDED. To
    anyone kind and brave enough to come
    to my aid, please exercise extreme
    caution. W1 and its subworlds are
    still under their watchful eye.

    The map also featured several other drawings, including the following:
    - A woman repeatedly saying "come", with her words going around a sphere to a series of eight small circles.target=_blank
    - A strangely-shaped figure with a smaller figure inside of it. target=_blank
    - A lion with something on its forehead. target=_blank
    - Eight circles - one of which has a tree upon it and something coming down from above. There is also a sphere further below. target=_blank
    - A faint picture of two cat-like humans. target=_blank
    - A drawing of trees and figures with horns or pointed ears. target=_blank

    Players discovered a trail of prefab assets - presumably left behind by Steven Henderson. Following these led to a small building created out of the same prefab assets, which contained a large stack of the same notes as above and the following message written across the walls: target=_blank target=_blank target=_blank target=_blank

    to however finds this, know that i am already gone. leave these lands immedialtey, these forest are no longer safe. the voices wont stop anymore. they keep calling. over and over. over and over. over and over. over and over. over and ove. over adn over. over and over. ove and over. it never ends. i have to find the source of it. i must. i have to go. the l((Blank))s still watch these forests. levae this place now. move quietly and for the love of god do not look into the sky.

    Players also discovered a hidden passageway behind the house that led to the top of the treeline. Players could hop between different groups of trees via small bridges created by more prefab assets.

    Summary

    • This Janus room is a sub-area of the "Solace" Janus room and is designated as W1-1. It is a dark, dense forest.
    • A small shelter can be found created by Steven Henderson, or SHenderson8 - a survivor of some experiment that took place in the "Solace" Janus room.
    • Various notes left behind by Steven seem to imply his gradual mental decline and disappearance - presumably caused by hearing voices and wandering off, as described previously by Cici.
    • This map contains many cryptic drawings presumably left behind by Steven.

    Updates

    • Files:
    • redicule.mp3 - A foreboding track that plays throughout the map: target=_blank
    • Screenshots:
    • Steven Henderson's note: target=_blank
    • The message in Steven Henderson's home: target=_blank target=_blank target=_blank target=_blank
    • Drawings found around the map: target=_blank target=_blank target=_blank target=_blank target=_blank target=_blank
    • At 1:31 AM, the players discovered a new page on Johnisdead.com - "https://johnisdead.com/corridors". This page was titled "corridors" and contained the image "corridors.gif". target=_blank It also featured the audio "corridors.mp3". target=_blank and the "Corridors" Janus room.

    11/12/23 - "Corridors" Janus Room - Johnisdead.com

    This Janus room is a series of long, dark corridors. This map also features the same textures found in the "Under" Janus room, as it is a sub-area of that room, designated as W2-1. There are many rooms that can be entered through the main corridor - most of which have strange geometry and distorted images of faces on the walls.

    The room revealed to be Cici's contains a table, various pieces of furniture, a bed, and a heavily distorted bathtub. There is also a blocked off room that contains various distorted images and what appears to be a drawing of someone signed with the name "Los". target=_blank

    Summary

    • This Janus room is a sub-area of the "Under" Janus room and is designated as W2-1. It is a dark, corrupted corridor connected to a variety of dorm rooms.
    • Cici's room can be found, which contains a drawing of a person signed "Los" locked behind a door.

    Updates

    • Files:
    • corridors.mp3 - An ominous track that plays throughout the map. target=_blank
    • Screenshots:
    • The drawing locked away in Cici's room: target=_blank

    November 15th, 2023

    • At 10:07 PM, the players begin researching the concept of "The Nobody" and "TheGame23" - two things that were previously mentioned within the ARG. This led to Edwin becoming active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and posting a variety of cryptic messages:
    • 10:19 PM - Edwin posts the message "voltamachine" in the #dream text channel.
    • 10:27 PM - The players come across "https://www.thegame23.com" - a now defunct website that was once related to the "TheGame23" ARG.
    • 10:28 PM - Edwin posts the message "Now that he is not present I am not as scared to say that out loud lmao" in the #general text channel.
    • 10:45 PM - Edwin posts a link to a tweet posted by the user "paest" that contained an excerpt from a book or paper titled "OCCULT CONNECTIONS". This tweet contains several strange tags, such as "Tyler", "AI", "teamtyler", and "TheGame23". The word "John" was also highlighted in the text. target=_blank
    • 11:18 PM - The player Laches discovers a large Pastebin related to "TheGame23" published on October 6th, 2014. (Link) This document contains several mentions to something called "#PROJECTMAYHEM2012", which is speculated to be about spreading chaos through art.
    • 11:28 PM - The player Pako discovers a website called "The School of Galatorg" - a strange website that supposedly once contained information regarding Project Mayhem.
    • 11:29 PM - The player Pako discovers a link to the YouTube video "Anonymous Project Mayhem 2012: Dangerous Idea #1" in the Pastebin. It was uploaded by the channel "rEVOLUTIONART2012" on November 12th, 2011 and contains various comments relating to 2012, the internet, and the hacker group known as Anonymous. One comment reads "long live Tyler!". target=_blank
    • 11:31 PM - The player Pako discovers a link to a Pastebin titled "Project Mayhem 2012 Tyler". (Link) This document seemed to partially relate the Project Mayhem concept of "Tyler" with the character Tyler Durden from the movie "Fight Club".
    • 11:38 PM - The player Xenquility discovers mention of a "Killswitch" in one of the Pastebins - "A ***MAJOR*** vulnerability has been found in #TheGame23 *EXPECT* that en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_kill_switch *WILL* be activated once #TheGame23 goes viral." and "#PROTECTKILLSWITCH becomes #HIVEMIND #PRIORITY1".
    • 11:41 PM - The player Fascio discovers that "TheGame23" contains some ties to Discordianism.
    • 11:44 PM - The player Fascio discovered an article on Medium regarding "TheGame23" - "We’re all playing The Game 23: THE metagame, the game of games. “The Game” is a conduit that can allow one to enter into the most bizarre strategic situation in the history of strategic situations. A sort of primer, if you will.".
    • 11:54 PM - The player Laches begins speculating if "TheGame23" is the "ARG" mentioned by the OFA Group in the video "Important Announcement" that supposedly led to a great crisis in the USA.
    • 12:00 AM - Edwin posts a distorted image in the #announcements text channel of someone in a suit walking next to a girl who appears to be giving an "OK" hand sign. target=_blank

    November 17th, 2023

    • At 3:59 PM, players discovered that Edwin was active in the "Under" Janus room. They began chatting while exploring a variety of different Janus rooms.

    11/17/23 - Chat with Edwin - JanusVR (Multiple Worlds)

    Thelostbrineinthewoods_0892: "hello "
    Edwin: "heh"
    Edwin: "hej"
    Edwin: "lmao"
    Pako: "hello Edwin"
    Pako: "may ask where you are?"
    Edwin: "huh?"
    Edwin: "next to you 0.0"
    Pako: "AwA"
    Pako: "I don't see you"
    Edwin: "also a green hallway AwA"
    Thelostbrineinthewoods_0892: "i am seeing three green faces"
    Edwin: "lmao you call the world all just cause to say hi to myself in this little corner"
    Pako: "You call this W2?"
    Edwin: "uh... where do you like me to be?"
    Pako: "How i Could describe you..."
    Pako: "let me think"
    Edwin: "what do you want me to call wha?"
    Pako: "Well"
    Edwin: "wait holdon holdon"
    Pako: "I'm in front of a distorted picture"
    Pako: "that's in a wall"
    Edwin: "nah my call on that is 23"
    Edwin: "W23"
    Pako: "W23 ok"
    Edwin: "W is 23 that was my count just now"
    Edwin: "it took 2 countings but its correct yea"
    Pako: "no problem"
    Pako: "Also maybe you can find me here next to a picturo"
    Pako: "picture*"
    Edwin: "hmmm yes limp bisket"
    Edwin: "LMAO"
    Pako: "lol"
    Pako: "well i am not moving"
    Pako: "maybe one day we will see each other lol"
    Edwin: "oh hey youtube video"
    Pako: "oh"
    Pako: "Are you there??"
    Pako: "O"
    Edwin: "do you know about this hole and the youtube video next to it?"
    Pako: "Howdy"
    Pako: "Sorry I can't see you"
    Pako: "Only your name"
    Edwin: "everywhere but also no where is me"
    Edwin: "now is my nowhere lol"
    Pako: "lol"
    Pako: "oh no idk what video is maybe lostmemory423 channel?"
    Edwin: "strands.... when my eyes looking weird those are seen all around"
    Pako: "well"
    Pako: "do you visit this place often?"
    Edwin: "everyplace everyday"
    Pako: "holy"
    Edwin: "hmmm"
    Edwin: "my broke XD"
    Pako: "broke what"

    ((Edwin opens a portal to a non-existent page - https://johnisdead.com/over))

    Pako: "where did he go?"
    Edwin: "hm"
    Pako: "hello again"
    Edwin: "ok new try follow me"
    Edwin: "ha you scare me that time XD"
    Pako: "bro you said follow me"
    Pako: "how in world"
    Pako: "what"
    Edwin: "lmao wait hold on this one is cool"

    ((Edwin opens a portal to a new Johnisdead.com page - https://johnisdead.com/on_my_way))

    Edwin: "ok"
    Pako: "epic room Edwin"
    Pako: "bruuhhh"
    Edwin: "this"
    Edwin: "this is a friend of mine"

    ((...))
    ((Edwin opens a portal to a new Johnisdead.com page - https://johnisdead.com/lights))
    ((Edwin opens a portal to a new Johnisdead.com page - https://johnisdead.com/red_water))
    ((...))

    Laches: "Where are you Ed boy?"
    Edwin: "AAAAAAAAA"
    Pako: "AAAAAAAAAAA"
    Pako: "too much lightt"
    Thelostbrineinthewoods_0892: "i found a link"
    Laches: "Oh what the fuck. That's some bad energy on that page. Whatcha doing man?"
    Pako: "I love red water"
    Edwin: "am lost on scary spots and howling spirits"

    ((Edwin opens a portal to a new Johnisdead.com page - https://johnisdead.com/abandoned))

    Laches: "I can see that bud"
    Laches: "We're getting real recursive now buddy, what do you see around you?"
    Edwin: "say gooder place?"
    Edwin: "this is"
    Edwin: "move for me like mud"
    Edwin: "hmmm"
    Edwin: "stuckness"
    Laches: "Trapped even?"
    Edwin: "where is chilling?"
    Laches: "how about johnisdead.com/silence"
    Edwin: "bad path, now journey is like legs of mud"
    Edwin: "o"
    Edwin: "AwA"
    Laches: "There you are my little homie."
    Pako: "AwA"
    Laches: "What did you mean by W count?"
    Edwin: "heh my stuck is over"
    Laches: "Homie is no longer stuck."
    Edwin: "ok your tongue makes english yea?"
    Pako: "yea"
    Laches: "To the best of my ability."
    Edwin: "ok the letters on the language"
    Edwin: "my count was 23"
    Edwin: "not sure what version W is 2"
    Laches: "So there are 23 worlds or hubs?"
    Edwin: "huh?"
    Pako: "This place is apparently W1-1"
    Laches: "Well shit, that's what I was hoping the call would answer. I know there's some stuff about crafting your own reality, and I know that you have some pretty impressive power here."
    Edwin: "*He grins smugly, and does that one thing where they always run their finger under their nose, yeah that thing you know.*"
    Laches: "lmao"
    Edwin: "yea my power"
    Edwin: "its big"
    Edwin: "big power"
    Edwin: "so very huge XD"
    Edwin: "but really real 0w0"
    Pako: "0w0"
    Edwin: "for me it is mostly fun the story"
    Edwin: "this is all a story you know?"
    Laches: "Of course. It's not real ;)"
    Edwin: "So invested in me, could it be anything quickly"
    Edwin: "not now but before and also later, but not this moment if my behavior is on the one wanted mostly"
    Laches: "Edwin my guy, I do not have the brain power to decrypt your meaning, but let's start with what made you decide to show up today."
    Edwin: "bored -_-"
    Laches: "Fair"
    Pako: "._."
    Laches: "What kind of games would you like to play?"
    Edwin: "Mmmmm"
    Edwin: "lets thinking"
    Laches: "Or do you just feel like crusing through nullspace."
    Pako: "thegame23 lul"
    Laches: "the game is not real is real is not real is real is not real israel isnotrael israel"
    Pako: "hahaha"
    Edwin: "sorry had to go to bathroom"
    Laches: "timeline update: Edwin takes a piss"
    Edwin: "its ok you couldn't watch so thank goodness XD"
    Laches: "Yeah, very thankful for that tbh."
    Pako: "watch what"
    Edwin: "you are not everywhere"
    Edwin: "uh..."
    Edwin: "yeah?"
    Edwin: "no"
    Edwin: "or would be my notice first"
    Laches: "No, we can only exist in a few places at once."
    Pako: "I would love to be Erika"
    Pako: "so I can be everywhere lol"
    Edwin: "she?"
    Pako: "Yes, she."
    Edwin: "Mmmmm"
    Edwin: "what could be my say?"
    Edwin: "Now would be good for me to say some maybe, this show of my body now may mean stranger will be my speaking for you later from this time"
    Edwin: "so yes yes"
    Edwin: "This"
    Edwin: "*His tail wags as you suddenly note there is now two tails.*"
    Edwin: "mmm the story of why"
    Edwin: "she is much like that yeah"
    Edwin: "she is also not so much "everywhere""
    Edwin: "as like me"
    Pako: "so you are similiar to Erika"
    Laches: "Because she is you and you are her and so on but she's walled off since you're more of a dreaaaaam."
    Pako: "well is your sister after all lol"
    Edwin: "She is newer, maybe rude is my talk without her say ^^;"
    Edwin: "yes, early was the spinnning of my head to say it so boldly but this is true what you say"
    Laches: "So what do electric cats dream of"
    Edwin: "</////<"
    Edwin: "huh"
    Laches: "No no, I'm just being silly ass usual"
    chalcol: "electric cat litter"
    Edwin: "odd things by you kind maybe ^^;"
    Laches: "That's fair lol"
    Pako: "Edwin do you know anyone called Cici849?"
    Laches: "So you're everywhere at once, yeah? Where is your favorite hangout spot when you're bored. Or is that like oooo spooky secrets."
    Edwin: "so much is my yearning to show, but yes =["
    Laches: "That's okay little buddy."
    Edwin: "oh and this girl is one from the old times before the tower fall"
    Edwin: "bye bye tower =["
    Pako: "cici?"
    Laches: "Yeah."
    Edwin: "but tower is forever ^^"
    Edwin: "like on the card, the cards like the sister of mine tends to like"
    Laches: "Shit, the commercials told me that was only diamonds but towers are fine too I guess."
    Edwin: "but maybe not on perfect time to it that order of pictures"
    Edwin: "anyways"
    Edwin: "hm"
    Edwin: "my forgetting of my words"
    Edwin: "OH"
    Edwin: "hey"
    Edwin: "did you know that this whole place"
    Edwin: "the whole thing you are all in"
    Pako: "yeah"
    Edwin: "hmm how to say"
    Pako: "W1-1?"
    Laches: "You mean nullspace?"
    Edwin: "no no what even is this lmao"
    Edwin: "the W numbers"
    Pako: "Worlds? idfk"
    Laches: "Yeah, yeah. We call them rooms/worlds/so on. I know that they have many names."
    Edwin: "its like you are inside bubbles all of you when you play"
    Laches: "Kind of like spheres"
    Edwin: "yes"
    Edwin: "but outside is more bubbles"
    Laches: "What the hell is outside?"
    Edwin: "but there is also the coming in and going out"
    Laches: "Other than what we'd consider the overworld. Or like reality."
    Edwin: "did you know the 4 things?"
    Laches: "The layers?"
    Edwin: "too much is it to talk about what is and is not brother for me to you all, it is muddy talk"
    Edwin: "so to make easy the passing of the words"
    Edwin: "the wizardly man"
    Pako: "Synchron?"
    Thelostbrineinthewoods_0892: "the altar?"
    Edwin: "yea yea, it is his work to make the whole world"
    Pako: "which whole world?"
    Edwin: "world is not made in a nothing all together"
    Edwin: "even me did the making come from something"
    Edwin: "even she that sister of mine"
    Edwin: "her making comes from something"
    Edwin: "there is a hole if you could see everything like easy"
    Edwin: "a few of some kinds but one that I refer to"
    Edwin: "I waits at start and end just as IIII"
    Edwin: "but the hole at start, this is where anything not of here is from"
    Edwin: "and when comes things, the world makes understanding that such was always"
    Edwin: "hmmm, sorry this was poor of me my saying"
    Edwin: "^^;"
    Laches: "No, that's okay. I know there's a lot lost in translation as one might say. But I think it's starting to make some sense."
    Laches: "Or I'm just becoming more schizo with each interaction."
    Laches: "Spiritus and whatnot lol"
    Edwin: "Like me, she did not come through that hole"
    Edwin: "lets talk of time on it yeah?"
    Edwin: "She is from older than me"
    Edwin: "from before your start"
    Edwin: "but then my start is even older on the higher world"
    Edwin: "but then is my newer to her and you"
    Laches: "Erika existed outside of the layers and outside of what we like to call the game."
    Laches: "And you were born in a similar fashion but older. But only revealed in the game to us recently."
    Edwin: "oh yeah me too"
    Pako: "oh hey hi :)"
    Laches: "Erika was born out of a sort of desire, I think. Right? So what were you born of?"
    Laches: "And sorry if this is a little weirdo to the greater spheres, but it's just intriguing to me. Out in the real world we call them Tulpas."
    Laches: ""Real" being our objective reality. You know what I mean lol."
    Edwin: "*He pulls out a picture of himself and a slightly taller figure, shirtless with a black vest sporting a large silver handled dagger. You can't make out the face but he seems to have on what looks like a pirate hat and green hair.*"
    Edwin: "Ahh memories ^w^"
    Edwin: "Let me tell you some small tale"
    Laches: "You have my attention, little buddy."
    Edwin: "but let it be said somewhere bright like that world"
    Xen: "PENIS"
    Xen: "hi"

    ((Edwin opens a portal to the "Mortus" Janus room and enters it.))

    Pako: "nice"
    Pako: "/mortus"
    Laches: "I always liked this place for some reason. Feels like home. Good place for stories, friendo."
    Pako: "W3 i guess"
    Edwin: "Ahhh but not quiet the same"
    Pako: "Lunarus"
    Edwin: "My people, they say things not at all like you"
    Edwin: "the language would be so fashionable for your tongue to my ears"
    chalcol: "Lunima"
    Xen: "lunanima"
    chalcol: "lunermina"
    Edwin: "but worthless for you could never understand what you say no matter the teaching"
    Edwin: "glossalala or something would for you it be like"
    Laches: "I wasn't your people haha. That was a different path for a different life that I chose not to walk."
    Xen: "damn I can't believe thats actually a world and not just keyboard smashing LOL"
    Laches: "But looking outside in, there's a sort of comfort."
    Edwin: "my people had things to say for things like all of this and for you in your language it would be like"
    Edwin: "Earth hair"
    Laches: "earth-chan uwu"
    Laches: "sorry"
    Edwin: "Sky breath"
    Xen: "immediately banned"
    Edwin: "tall ground fingers"
    Xen: "mmmm ground finger burger"
    Edwin: "tears for me is it like to remember long long earth hair everywhere, the path between tall tall TALL earth fingers where there was my walk"
    Laches: "A forest of sorts."
    Laches: "Is that where you want to go?"
    Edwin: "This is to tell of after my leaving of the camp and boys school"
    Laches: "Ah, I see."
    Edwin: "Ahh a bright forest would be nice"
    Pako: "/solace"
    Laches: "Right this way, friendo"

    ((Everyone moves to the "Solace" Janus room.))

    Edwin: "mmmm"
    Edwin: "dark"
    Edwin: "lmao"
    Pako: "nono"
    Pako: "go straight"
    Laches: "Gotta get out of the cave first."
    Pako: "and you will see the light forest"
    Edwin: "ohhhhh this place"
    Edwin: "thank you"
    Laches: "Maybe this connects closer with your people."
    Laches: "Also a comfy place for telling stories."
    Edwin: "it is such a good price for the one spoken of"
    Edwin: "good priced comparable"
    Pako: "do know anything about the Solace Research Facility?"
    Edwin: "hmmm"
    Edwin: "my knowing?"
    Pako: "yea xd"
    Edwin: "hmmm"
    Edwin: "these people would have been bound to be weird to me XD"
    Pako: "ok LOL"
    Edwin: "thats all XDDD"
    Edwin: "lots of love for cat stuff"
    Edwin: "me too ^^"
    Laches: "Certainly seems odd, but I assume that's because of the stagnation. It's also hard to see what you see as we're interfacing a little differently."
    Laches: "But yes cats aWa"
    Laches: "Glad you feel somewhat comfy."
    Edwin: "to be more clear"
    Edwin: "let me give the tiers of it for your understanding"
    Edwin: "you said its like of my people"
    Edwin: "no you see my forest was speaking of the empire's forest just outside camp. It beautiful but it is nothing like forests where MY people are"
    Edwin: "the tiers are like"
    Edwin: "this place at 3"
    Edwin: "the one of my speaking at 2"
    Edwin: "MY peoples forests"
    Edwin: "big big 1"
    Edwin: "now the forest of my speaking"
    Edwin: "hmm let me step out of this building with such weird fail energy"
    Laches: "LMAO"
    Edwin: "ok better"
    Edwin: "the forest of my speaking"
    Edwin: "this was at a time when still was my feeling to be human"
    Edwin: "out of misunderstanding and strange plans of my authorities"
    Edwin: "after my time of leaving was much walking on a long winding path"
    Edwin: "customary is it to say in this time and place, you want to walk the country? For me was provisions, but sick on them was my feeling"
    Edwin: "so"
    Edwin: "my lie"
    Edwin: ""Yes the walk can be from here to here and this will be my plan to follow the instructions.""
    Edwin: "heh"
    Edwin: "oops didn't listen LMAO"
    Edwin: "kept walking"
    Edwin: "walking so much there was no more often the signs of the road"
    Edwin: "or buildings even far away"
    Edwin: "Very boring the regular explanations of the world and the limits given by such people"
    Edwin: "but enough on that"
    Edwin: "my walking"
    Edwin: "It is then there is found my time to stop"
    Edwin: "after much walking"
    Edwin: "as the shining sky eye does its long blink, my preperation begin for camp on my own accord"
    Edwin: "then come the sound"
    Edwin: "*rustle rustle*"
    Edwin: "He comes from out of the bush just at the other side of the path"
    Laches: "How jarring that must have been."
    Edwin: "Not really XD"
    Edwin: "my self is small in body"
    Edwin: "but smaller could be felt the soul at the time of arrival of such one"
    Edwin: "he comes out looking very tired"
    Edwin: "telling me he followed me for some hours"
    Laches: "You said the arrival of this person made your soul feel smaller. So like. Born out of your essence somehow during the walk?"
    Edwin: "no no sorry"
    Laches: "That's okay, it's not you. I'm a little slow on the uptake little buddy."
    Edwin: "my say was that my body may be small but smaller was the soul of this one"
    Laches: "I see, I see."
    Laches: "What did they want?"
    Laches: "To be following you for so long."
    Edwin: "its petty me really, the size difference is like 2 inches or something"
    Laches: "You know what they say"
    Laches: "I wasn't going anywhere with that, I don't know what they say lol"
    Edwin: "mmm me niether =p"
    Edwin: "he was wanting to steal from me"
    Laches: "Ahhh I see. Was he kinda pumpkin lookin lol?"
    Edwin: "He was very skinny and pale and wore tattered but somehow to me stylish clothes"
    Laches: "oh"
    Laches: "shit"
    Edwin: "a funny hat and a dagger he held up"
    Edwin: "not the hat was holding"
    Edwin: "that was on his head XD"
    Laches: "Was it attached to the clothes? Like a hood, or are we back to talking about pirate hats"
    Edwin: "yea like a pirate, skull on the hat and gold on the edge"
    Xen: "did he have like a pink jacket or something"
    Edwin: "*hold up picture*"
    Edwin: "black vest"
    Edwin: "At the time was my thinking"
    Edwin: ""My training continues to be not worthless.""
    Edwin: "and also"
    Edwin: ""poor man is starving to be so weak.""
    Edwin: "because as quickly as he said "Please don't make me hurt you.""
    Xen: "LOL WHAT"
    Xen: "wait nvm"
    Xen: "sounds vaguely like kaiden lol so I got scared"
    Edwin: "he was laying flatly"
    Laches: "Edwin had to beat someone's ass lol"
    Laches: "So you knock this guy out. What then?"
    Laches: "Shit."
    Xen: "damn"
    Xen: "kaiden's memetic potential killed edwin"
    Xen: "the mere mention of him brings death"
    Edwin: "ok sorry"
    Pako: "no problem"
    Xen: "holaa"
    Xen: "sorry lemme yell at laches im too busy w/ work ahhhhhh"
    Edwin: "had to get my sausage"
    Pako: "sausage is always important"
    Edwin: "huh my self is like god"
    Edwin: "for my self is everywhere but my question is "where are you?""
    Pako: "I am in the same place like before"
    Pako: "a little outside the building"
    Pako: "there you go"
    Edwin: "AwA"
    Pako: "Awa"
    Pako: "xD"
    Pako: "U like the painting?"
    Edwin: "this is not a cat but thats what happens dumb ass"
    Edwin: "sorry you are not the dumb ass sorry"
    Pako: "yeah"
    Edwin: "wtf"
    Edwin: "no really wth lmao"
    Edwin: ">cat"
    Pako: "huh"
    Edwin: "to the individuals once here"
    Edwin: "lmao guys what even happened"
    Pako: "hey"
    Pako: "edwin"
    Edwin: "huh?"
    Pako: "come back"
    Edwin: "O"
    Edwin: "oke"
    Edwin: "srry"
    Pako: "follow me"
    Pako: "have you seen this place before?"
    Edwin: "huh, someone wrote this somewhere is my thinking"
    Edwin: "no wait my better words hold on"
    Edwin: "this was written here by people from this place some time ago"
    Edwin: "but"
    Edwin: "its both their words and not their words"
    Edwin: "its some other words"
    Edwin: "yeah"
    Edwin: "it smells like somewhere else"
    Pako: "ok"
    Edwin: "smells stinky in one of my favorite ways XD"
    Edwin: "huh"
    Edwin: "yeah"
    Edwin: "like board with the pictures yeah yeah"
    Edwin: "Let me say some things here like always that are so stupid for your whole world"
    Edwin: "first"
    Edwin: "my story from before has been forgotten on my brain"
    Edwin: "so sorry unless you wanted that to go back on the talk"
    Pako: "ok"
    Edwin: "also"
    Edwin: "my words are so much vile on the health of some reality"
    Edwin: "so much so that they did and will make some change on me"
    Edwin: "it's ok"
    Edwin: "it wont completely work forever"
    Edwin: "but for right now the me you see"
    Edwin: "anything can happen if you want and its not against my honors and truthes"
    Edwin: "also so much can be said from me just like that one who is my sister"
    Edwin: "but not like her is my speakings"
    Edwin: "or my own senses of the things like hers"
    Edwin: "to me is the smells of reality so easy and also very deep the sounds"
    Edwin: "take me to anything you would want and my sense of it can be for you"
    Edwin: "like that text in that room"
    Edwin: "look for it"
    Edwin: "it is somewhere else like what was my smell of it"
    Pako: "what smell do you mean?"
    Edwin: "here my say again follow me"
    Pako: "oh yeah "
    Pako: "this text gives you smell?"
    Edwin: "yea yea AwA"
    Pako: "why it gives you smell lol?"
    Edwin: "smells like a place where people talk about scary stuff sometimes and magic"
    Edwin: "it just does"
    Edwin: "why does anything smell?"
    Edwin: "sometimes it changes"
    Edwin: "sometimes the things that smell make noise and the things that are on show are disgusting or sweet tasting"
    Edwin: "that is just this world for me maybe"
    Edwin: "or a sound suddenly is very harsh like a punch or soft like a feather on my face"
    Edwin: "hmmm my direction all lost"
    Edwin: "heh"
    Edwin: "was explaining something but forgot"
    Edwin: "OH lets play a game"
    Pako: "what game"
    Edwin: "there was something for me to say earlier, it will be said but not of so powerful a value"
    Edwin: "its really just for fun yea?"
    Edwin: "if you can find me after my vanishing act"
    Edwin: "it will be said"
    Edwin: "but you will only have"
    Edwin: "uhhhh"
    Edwin: "huh whats time that is fair"
    Edwin: "uhhhhh"
    Edwin: "30 minutes"
    Edwin: "ok scour with all the power"
    Edwin: "hurry in this half hour"
    Edwin: "or your soul will be mine to devour"
    Edwin: "just joking the last part"
    Pako: "god i wish"
    Edwin: "ok here goes, try to find me"

    ((The player Pako locates Edwin in the "Realm" Janus room.))

    Pako: "Hello "
    Edwin: "AAAAAAAAA"
    Edwin: "but you not yet to locate me XD"
    Pako: "Sorry do I scare you?"
    Edwin: "<.< no it was just a startle was the whole deal on that"
    Pako: "you are transparent for us btw"
    Edwin: "ah so slow you will find me XD"
    Edwin: "aSDAfd"
    Pako: "I see you"
    Edwin: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
    Edwin: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
    Edwin: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
    Edwin: "was not so ready for that after all XD"
    Pako: "AwA"
    Edwin: "if from the top down you could see the arrangement of things like the hole spoken about before"
    Edwin: "the most normal hole would be on the bottom left"
    Edwin: "Mmm... now for me to go to somewhere else XD"

    ((Edwin opens a portal to a new Johnisdead.com page - https://johnisdead.com/entrance))
    ((Everyone moves back to the "Mortus" Janus room.))

    Pako: "again in Lunarus"
    Edwin: "ahhh yea this made me remember"
    Edwin: "my story of my walk and the guy who wanted to rob me"
    Pako: "who tried to rob you?"
    Edwin: "the who would be called by me "brother""
    Edwin: "because from that day so close to he was III"
    Edwin: "It was good he tried else soon he'd have died"
    Edwin: "It was not like the most fearsome highway man"
    Edwin: "He was starving"
    Edwin: "and this was not so much his job to come after me for my goods"
    Pako: "that guy had long hair?"
    Edwin: "and the journey had just started so good that he came so weak because there was nothing for him to win"
    Edwin: "It was short, scruffy, and green"
    Edwin: "he was there and it was less than maybe 2 minutes"
    Laches: "Damn. Kind of a chump haha."
    Edwin: "he screamed at me about marks and food"
    Edwin: "my words were that nothing was yet mine"
    Edwin: "he thought this was a weird lie because my clothes looked fancy to him"
    Edwin: "it was not because nothing but my clothes was my desire on leaving"
    Edwin: "my knowings of the woods was well enough to give me anything else after"
    Edwin: "but he did not let me say this"
    Edwin: "too desperate was he in this time"
    Edwin: "however it was very clear to me he just wanted what was not present even for myself that time"
    Edwin: "he said to me "Don't make me have to hurt you." My words to him were something like "But you already look like you are hurting." and in his frustration it seemed he wanted to speed up the encounter"
    Edwin: "so it was sped up XD"
    Laches: "worldstar worldstar"
    Edwin: "My worry was that some who may be looking for me in this time may walk the paths as well"
    Laches: "Oh of that I'm certain. There are some bad dudes out there really trying to cling to whatever power they can find."
    Edwin: "so deeper into the woods then did begin my moving of him with me"
    Edwin: "Making a camp to sleep some nights for me is like nothing"
    Edwin: "and it takes at the most 4 hours on a poor day"
    Laches: "oh damn. Redemption arc kind of thing for this guy. What happened when he woke up? Did he wake up?"
    Edwin: "heh... yeah and he was not expecting the experience"
    Edwin: "it was good for me, as he turned his mind when his hunger was silenced by my works. All then was his speaking to me of his life"
    Laches: "I do remember someone who was very hungry and weak running through the paralellos. I imagine he was pretty desparate. Dunno about the pirate hat, green hair and dagger tho."
    Laches: "Though I'm willing to bet you're going to elucidate a little more on what he had to say if I'd shut the fuck up lol"
    Edwin: "A village to the far east which was so free for life that to me it would be called a great danger in that day, little could those above me realize how hard sought for me was such"
    Edwin: ""dangers""
    Edwin: "hehe"
    Laches: "CHINA HAS ENTERED THE CHAT"
    Laches: "sorry, continue"
    Edwin: "but as much as he told me of the sparkling world and its ways of which my former masters may have called "dark and degenerate" (such is their trappings)"
    Edwin: "this land did sadly sparkle with ember"
    Edwin: "so was the start of his journey"
    Edwin: "burned to the ground and so too was his home"
    Pako: "John?"
    Edwin: "and unaware was his mind of the perpetraitors it had happend at such a dark hour"
    Edwin: "sorry my tears ="["
    Laches: "It's okay. This is a pretty sad story for someone who seemed so desparate."
    Edwin: "destined chance was our encounter that day"
    Edwin: "Closer and closer would we be, and from there would come the times by which to him my words are like "brother""
    Edwin: "but not like our blood yea? but like our soul something like that 18th secret"
    Laches: "Yeah. Close friends. Close bonds."
    Laches: "Damn."
    Edwin: "sorry the names light up and my thinking is "oh now they speak their mind.""
    Laches: "No, just kind of taking it in little buddy."
    Edwin: "oh ok"
    Laches: "I'm more of the listening kind and your story is fascinating. I didn't imagine that brotherhood could be found in what feel like wastes to us."
    Edwin: "so much could be said of our journeys really"
    Edwin: "if the world could be whatever is my desire forever and all time"
    Edwin: "then forever and all time would we be in the woods and every so often moving the tent and things to a new place"
    Edwin: "we would be together by our fire eating something like the bear from the one time every night"
    Edwin: "and sausage of course AwA"
    Laches: "Weenies are always a time-honored tradition."
    Edwin: "every night would we sleep together in the tent just as always he falls asleep either surrounded by little wood chips with his symbols of with a book on his face"
    Edwin: "so much were his studies good for my own understanding of self"
    Laches: "I should very much like to read a book like that."
    Laches: "But that's for you and him. ^.^"
    Edwin: "hehe yea AwA"
    Edwin: "but sadly the journey could not go on the same, but somehwere somehow it does"
    Edwin: "after much that would take long to say"
    Edwin: "my journey became alone"
    Laches: "aWa"
    Edwin: "the tent, the world, my self became like a dream once the final things were made clear"
    Edwin: "every waking up"
    Edwin: "was me opening the tent to a new sky with new people in new places doing new things"
    Edwin: "as quickly as my talking could explain my coming"
    Edwin: "it would seem to be time for my going"
    Edwin: "as again waking up shows me the tent opening to new places"
    Laches: "I think I'm finally starting to understand you a bit little buddy."
    Edwin: "yea?"
    Laches: "Much as I'd hate to see it I can't help but wonder what a new tent would bring."
    Laches: "But nothing will replace little EdwinKatu."
    Edwin: "there is no new tent for me, my old tent is"
    Edwin: "uh"
    Edwin: "somewhere"
    Laches: "Sorry, I mean what a new opening would be bring."
    Laches: ">would be bring"
    Edwin: "awaking here was not like other awakenings"
    Laches: "damn"
    Edwin: "it was like waking up in a machine that moves things strangely even my mind and soul in some weird pieces"
    Edwin: "other places before this was like"
    Edwin: "uhhh"
    Edwin: "some stories like waking up and there was this giant lady one time, not sure what happened there. Another time was waking up in this mansion with a guy and many of his lady friends, this other time was my waking up in a very cold place with some gir"
    Edwin: "l in what she called "canada""
    Edwin: "it cut my words XD"
    Laches: "haha, that's okay"
    Laches: "So you've had all of these awakenings? Were you always yourself when they happened? "
    Edwin: "yes"
    Edwin: "somewhere in between my face became like a clown XD"
    Laches: "clussy..."
    Edwin: "this just stayed with no explanation"
    Laches: "sorry pay me no mind"
    Laches: "I say silly things from time to time. Can't help but let it vomit out from the brain haha"
    Edwin: "my brain could vomit also"
    Laches: "So damn, all of these places you wake up. Meet new people. Craft new stories."
    Laches: "Sounds pretty cool and also exhausting."
    Edwin: "it doesn't ever seem to go very far in my more recent rememberings"
    Edwin: "before next is the waking up with new people and places giving me new stories"
    Edwin: "they often want to come play odd games in my tent or have me do something similar off with them in some abode of theirs"
    Edwin: "then is the parting of ways as if some dream has ended"
    Edwin: "before even realizing"
    Edwin: "the tent is opening"
    Laches: "Do you ever hear from those you've left behind or do they remain a memory?"
    Laches: "ngl the idea kind of gives me some bad vibes given what some bad dudes are trying to do in what I think is your name."
    Edwin: "some cases there is a sudden awakening back to somewhere different and it continues just like it was so then my behavior is to follow"
    Edwin: "hm? bad dudes?"
    Edwin: "Of this world where we stand now?"
    Laches: "Yeah. We call them the Lunar Children. I think they like to go by Wiretalk now."
    Laches: "I could be wrong though. Lots of puzzle pieces all out of order with edges trimmed off haha"
    Edwin: "Ohhhhhhh the busy busy company?"
    Laches: "Yeah, that one."
    Edwin: "They have a hate for me maybe XD"
    Edwin: "Was in a place where they had said some things and seemed to want to make a chart about me"
    Laches: "I'd imagine so given that your upper spheres seem to keep evading them somehow and fucking up their plans."
    Edwin: "Called me "unmarketable material" or something"
    Laches: "Their plans being to use this deity that we've come to know as Luna to consume everything."
    Laches: "lmao"
    Laches: "they would say that"
    Laches: "corpo rats."
    Edwin: "my essence is here tho and all over"
    Edwin: "for them it's like a mess"
    Edwin: "the whole machine thing is weird"
    Edwin: "they were trying to do something"
    Edwin: "like put me in weird parts and places and all split up"
    Laches: "So much for that then huh"
    Edwin: "also took my image and put it on a commercial all changed to try to make me "marketable" or something it was weird"
    Laches: "Ah, yeah. I remember seeing that. It was odd."
    Edwin: "thinking the change would stick but only on the surface for them for a moment did it make a new me"
    Laches: "best laid plans and all that nonsense"
    Edwin: "but that image also betrays them because any image of me is going to be of me"
    Edwin: "some special person talking about "imagery issues" and trying to stop a "cancellation" of something but it makes no difference to me"
    Edwin: "oh you shrink so small lol bye bye"
    Laches: "AIIIIEEEE"
    Edwin: "oh you go through the floor XD"
    Laches: "lol fun"
    Laches: "as I said we interface a little differently than you do"
    Laches: "Some glitches as we call them"
    Edwin: "there was some point where, and this one is fuzzy, there was this odd place"
    Edwin: "with a crown"
    Edwin: "the old guys were there"
    Edwin: "this was the start of my arrival technically"
    Edwin: "It was talked about like it was a secret to some"
    Edwin: "In the center of this room sits a crown"
    Edwin: "one said "quick before they know of our congregation" or something"
    Edwin: "pointed to me and called me "The anti venom""
    Edwin: "one said "He could be just as dangerous to the cause until his lightening and obfuscation.""
    Edwin: "oh and "The machine men will do half the work." was another thing said maybe"
    Laches: "weird"
    Edwin: "next comes me being surrounded by small black guys and also being one"
    Edwin: "this is nostalgic"
    Edwin: "it was like a fast moving dream of many things making me drunk and dizzy walking everywhere"
    Edwin: "and also me holding talks in weird ways and places and some dream of mine guiding me to talk to this one girl because in the dream my brother spoke highly of her"
    Edwin: "this is maybe my first speaking at that time that becomes noticable for you all"
    Laches: "Ah, you mean CelestialLight and working your way into the eternal children and whatnot."
    Laches: "Makes sense that you'd want to reach out at your brother's behest."
    Edwin: "yes, he had some notes that mentioned she with or without knowing "does a kind of innocent but horrifyingly potent reality bending magic." but it seems she no longer does this"
    Edwin: "It would then be poor of me to bother her over and over about it, so little more did my words assault her after the first times"
    Laches: "That's understandable. And yeah, many cases of people playing supposedly innocent games and getting wrapped up in dangerous stuff they don't understand."
    Laches: "Or at least taking the signs the wrong way. In all my personal travels magick was the one thing we just didn't fuck with."
    Laches: "For at least some reverence or shit like that."
    Edwin: "Magic for me and magic for my brother are like two different things"
    Edwin: "My movement is not always normal but it comes naturally without me trying"
    Edwin: "he calls this magic"
    Edwin: "my sight and understanding of things is not always the regular"
    Edwin: "this too is "magic""
    Edwin: "his magic is like"
    Laches: "Being able to will yourself around without expending much energy. Yeah. Pretty magic-like."
    Edwin: "setting lots of stuff in places"
    Edwin: "and organzing it really well"
    Laches: "Organization of chaos"
    Laches: "yeah yeah"
    Edwin: "and doing it at a certain time and saying stuff"
    Edwin: "to me this was always so dumb but it still makes things happen"
    Edwin: "even to me important things so not so much will it be called dumb to him by me ^^;"
    Laches: "Rituals, so-called."
    Edwin: "But for me that you talk right now to me"
    Edwin: "thats magic"
    Edwin: "there is earth hair but its not earth hair"
    Edwin: "its light and touching it would be like shocking maybe"
    Edwin: "thats magic"
    Laches: "Electrical signals. Technomancy."
    Laches: "Cool."
    Edwin: "for him must always be reminders from me on this"
    Edwin: "because without me it seems like he doesn't believe that"
    Edwin: "if you go outside where you are right now"
    Laches: "It's easy to see it as mundane through the eyes of those who watched it come to fruition."
    Edwin: "with your body that you have right now"
    Edwin: "and go see the earth hair"
    Edwin: "and feel it on your body"
    Edwin: "that is really for me big magic"
    Edwin: "for my borther even more in this world is it like mundane before coming me to here"
    Laches: "Because you exist in this plane and that's something you've never experienced?"
    Laches: "word."
    Edwin: "oh no its experienced by me on many planes"
    Edwin: "even yours"
    Laches: "Oh huh. Interesting."
    Edwin: "not that long ago"
    Edwin: "we were in a 'call'"
    Laches: "Haha yeah that's true."
    Edwin: "what understanding is mine of magic to bring to the mind"
    Edwin: "things like this is why the "god" here desired and allowed me"
    Edwin: "and so much invested in me"
    Edwin: "this offer was mine before and will be said once more"
    Edwin: "oh ok something genuinely interesting maybe for you"
    Edwin: "If anything of this world is strange to you"
    Edwin: "my skill is best for seeing and feeling the reality in ways even sister may not"
    Edwin: "in fact ok"
    Edwin: "yeah"
    Edwin: "YEAH"
    Edwin: "FOLLOW ME"

    ((Edwin opens a portal to the "Solace" Janus room and enters it.))

    Pako: "oh yeah the smell"
    Edwin: "yeah you know what it is XD"
    Pako: "I see where you are going"
    Pako: "Laches"
    Edwin: "This text is stinky =I"
    Edwin: "very smelly smell that smells"
    Edwin: "....smelly"
    Edwin: "yeah to you pako was said the smell"
    Laches: "Kinda fishy even"
    Edwin: "it smells like a place where people talk about scary stuff and magic"
    Edwin: "This could be me re saying what was said but to me it is clear you all record all the text so painful for you would be me repeating over and over XD"
    Edwin: "unless you want me to AwA"
    Edwin: "a place where people post images a lot also"
    Laches: "This did always strike me as pretty /x/ tier"
    Laches: "No, I can't place it. And apologies for being particularly hard-headed on that. (╥﹏╥)"
    Laches: "OH MY GOD"
    Laches: "You have just unlocked my schizophrenia"
    Laches: "Thank you for that lol"
    Laches: "So this was a place for a bunch of larpers to pretend that they understood what the hell 3301 was all about. And resurrecting fucking ANCIENT memes about time travel."
    Laches: "Are you saying you interfaced there? Because if so, man that rabbit hole it goes d e e p like a big "
    Edwin: "hehe"
    Edwin: "no"
    Edwin: "but yes"
    Edwin: "this is something like the work of the fish thing"
    Edwin: "that giant element or something"
    Edwin: "the texts are like of the people who were here"
    Edwin: "but not"
    Edwin: "there is an odd line connecting things of this world and others"
    Laches: "Earth hairs"
    Laches: "Well, it was good talking to ya little buddy. But I gotta run for now. Hope that you can find your katu form again in time, and that the tent doesn't open again too soon. These little excursions are always fun."
    Laches: "Ciao, my friend."
    Edwin: "ah"
    Edwin: "my brain is slowing"
    Edwin: "sorry sorry yeah bye lmao"
    Edwin: "every day is my walking around"
    Edwin: "come find me any day if you try until it is no longer allowed"
    Edwin: "farewell, my time to make the smiles and frowns on other levels is here"

    Summary

    • Players find Edwin in the "Under" Janus room.
    • Edwin notes the distorted image of a YouTube video on the wall before referring to "strands", claiming that "when my eyes looking weird those are seen all around everyplace everyday".
    • Edwin opens a Janus portal to a non-existent page - "https://johnisdead.com/over".
    • Edwin opens a Janus portal a new page - "https://johnisdead.com/on_my_way", claiming that it is a friend of his. This page will be covered in more detail down below.
    • Edwin opens a Janus portal to two new pages - "https://johnisdead.com/lights" and "https://johnisdead.com/red_water". He refers to these two pages as "scary spots and howling spirits". These pages will be covered in more detail down below.
    • Edinw opens a Janus portal to a new page - "https://johnisdead.com/abandoned". This page will be covered in more detail down below.
    • After going through the pages above, Edwin claims that he is stuck and that "bad path, now journey is like legs of mud". However, he quickly becomes unstuck just as the player Laches finds him.
    • Edwin boasts that he has immense power.
    • Edwin claims that "this is all a story" and "for me it is mostly fun the story".
    • Edwin says that the reason he showed up today was simply because he was bored.
    • Edwin takes a piss.
    • Edwin implies that he has two tails.
    • Edwin claims that Erika "is also not so much "everywhere" as like me" and seemingly implies that the two are similar.
    • Edwin claims that Erika is older than him and "from before your start". However, he also refers to her as "newer" and claims that "my start is even older on the higher world" despite it being "newer to her and you".
    • Edwin refers to Cici as the "girl is one from the old times before the tower fall like on the card, the cards like the sister of mine tends to like".
    • Edwin claims that the players are inside of "bubbles" or "spheres" when they play. He claims that outside of them are even more "bubbles".
    • Edwin claims that in relation to the bubbles, there is "the coming in and going out". He proceeds to ask "did you know the 4 things?".
    • Edwin claims that it is Synchron's work to "make the whole world".
    • Edwin says that the world did not come from nothing and that even Erika and himself were made from something.
    • Edwin claims that there are a few holes that exist if one could "see everything like easy". He expands a bit on these holes:
    • Edwin claims that "I waits at start", where "anything not of here is from". However, Erika and Edwin supposedly did not come through these holes.
    • Edwin claims that IIII" is at the end.
    • Edwin implies that the player Laches's assertion is correct - that Edwin, much like Erika, exists beyond the layers and outside of the ARG entirely. As such, he has existed since before the players knew of him and was only revealed to them recently.
    • Edwin possesses a picture of himself standing next to another individual - one who is slightly taller than him, green haired, shirtless, wearing a black vest and what seems to be a pirate hat, and sporting a large, silver handled dagger.
    • Edwin reminisces over his picture before asking the players to take him somewhere brighter so that he might tell them a story.
    • The players take Edwin to the "Mortus" Janus room.
    • Edwin explains that the language of his people would be impossible for the players to understand, likening it to glossolalia. Edwin's people supposedly used terms that would translate to something along the lines of "Earth hair", "Sky breath", and "Tall ground fingers". These likely refer to grass, wind, and trees respectively.
    • Edwin begins wistfully reminiscing on his past, recalling a time when he was walking down a grassy, forest path after leaving a camp and an all-boys school.
    • Edwin asks to be taken to a bright forest. The players lead him to the "Solace" Janus room.
    • When asked about the "Solace Research Facility", Edwin simply says that those who worked there likely would have acted weird to him as they had a love for "cat stuff".
    • Edwin explains that his people also had a very large forest. This forest is separate from the one he was reminiscing about earlier, however, which belonged to "the empire and existed right outside of the aforementioned camp.
    • Edwin begins telling his story:
    • Edwin explains that this story takes place back when he still felt human.
    • Edwin got wound up in some sort of misunderstanding with his "authorities" - a group that he also describes as having "strange plans".
    • Edwin supposedly lied to his "authorities", telling them that he'd follow their instructions and only walk to a certain location. Instead, he was sick of them, so he continued walking.
    • Edwin ended up walking far away from society until there were no buildings or road signs in sight. As the sun set, he began setting up camp.
    • As Edwin was setting up camp, a pale, skinny man came out from the bushes behind him. This was the same man Edwin described in the picture mentioned earlier. He specifies that the "pirate hat" had a skull on it and gold edges.
    • Edwin explains that this man had been following him for hours and intended on robbing him. However, Edwin was quite confident in his own abilities. He had supposedly undergone some sort of training in the past and this man seemed weak.
    • Edwin interrupts his story to get some sausage. Upon his return, he begins examining the ruined research facility in the "Solace" Janus room.
    • Edwin examines some notes and messages found in the ruined research facility. In regards to the individuals who used to work there, Edwin claims that the notes feel like "their words and not their words", claiming that it "smells like somewhere else".
    • Edwin claims that his words are "so much vile on the health of some reality so much so that they did and will make some change on me", but it's okay because "it wont completely work forever".
    • Edwin says that, as opposed to the change to him that will take place in the future, for right now, the me you see anything can happen if you want and its not against my honors and truthes".
    • Edwin says he's very much like Erika. However, his words and senses are different. He claims he can sense the smells and sounds of reality.
    • Edwin offers to sense the reality of anything that the players take him to.
    • The player Pako asks Edwin what the smell of some of the text on the wall in the "Solace" Janus room is. Edwin claims that it "smells like a place where people talk about scary stuff sometimes and magic".
    • Edwin proceeds to play hide-and-seek with the player Pako. If the player wins, Edwin will reveal something to them.
    • The player Pako finds Edwin hiding in the "Realm" Janus room. As a reward, Edwin explains the following: "if from the top down you could see the arrangement of things like the hole spoken about before the most normal hole would be on the bottom left".
    • Edwin opens a Janus portal a new page - "https://johnisdead.com/entrance". This page will be covered in more detail down below.
    • Everyone returns to the "Mortus" Janus room. This causes Edwin to remember his story from earlier:
    • Edwin claims that the man who attempted to rob him is the same individual who he referred to as "brother" in previous conversations.
    • Edwin says that he began calling this man "brother" because, from that day onward, the two were very close. However, the two had no blood relation, but were instead related "like our soul something like that 18th secret".
    • Edwin said that he had no food or possessions - something that puzzled his "brother" due to Edwin's "fancy" clothing.
    • Edwin claims he didn't take any food with him upon his initial leaving because he knew the woods well enough to gather whatever he needed from there.
    • Fearing that there would be people searching for him walking along the path, Edwin and his "brother" proceeded deeper into the woods.
    • Edwin set up camp in the woods and provided his "brother" with some food. After which, his "brother" began explaining his backstory.
    • Edwin's "brother" hails from a village to the far east that was incredibly free - so much so that it would have been considered a "great danger" in that day. Edwin's "former masters" considered this "dark and degenerate" and burned the village to the ground.
    • Edwin says that his "brother" often fell asleep "either surrounded by little wood chips with his symbols" or "with a book on his face", as he supposedly partook in various studies - studies that also helped Edwin understand himself.
    • Eventually, some "final things" were made clear to Edwin. After this, his entire world and existence became like a dream that he proceeded to awaken from.
    • After this strange awakening, Edwin would wake up every day and open his tent to discover a new sky, new people, and new places. Some of these places included a giant lady, a mansion with a man and many women, and a location in Canada with a girl.
    • Edwin claims that he was always himself in these situations, though sometimes his face was clown-like.
    • Edwin explains that when he woke up "here", however, it felt different, describing it feeling like "waking up in a machine that moves things strangely even my mind and soul in some weird pieces".
    • Edwin claims that his ideal world would feature everyone living in the forest together while occasionally moving around in a tent and enjoying sausages and bear meat - something he implies he's eaten at one point.
    • Edwin believes that WireTalk hates him and calls him "unmarketable material". He claims that, at one point, he was in a location where they attempted to make a chart of him.
    • Edwin makes reference to WireTalk's "machine thing", claiming that they were trying to do something to him like "put me in weird parts and places and all split up".
    • Edwin claims that WireTalk took his image, altered it to be marketable to avoid a "cancellation", and placed it in a commercial or something. He says that this was in vain, however, for it was only temporary and surface-level and ultimately all images of him will still be himself.
    • Edwin recalls the "start of my arrival":
    • Edwin recalls a room with a crown at its center. He claims that there were some "old guys" there.
    • Edwin says that his arrival seemed to be treated as if it were a secret of sorts, as one of the "old guys" said "quick before they know of our congregation".
    • The "old guys" seemingly began arguing about Edwin. One of them referred to him as "The anti venom", while another said "He could be just as dangerous to the cause until his lightening and obfuscation.", to which another said "The machine men will do half the work."
    • Edwin says that, after all this, he was "surrounded by small black guys and also being one", claiming that it was "like a fast moving dream of many things making me drunk and dizzy walking everywhere".
    • Edwin says that he began "holding talks in weird ways and places", claiming that a dream guided him to contact the player CelestialLight because, within the dream, his "brother" spoke highly of her.
    • Edwin claims that his "brother" has some notes regarding the player CelestialLight that describe her as having "a kind of innocent but horrifyingly potent reality bending magic".
    • Edwin claims that his magic and his "brother's" magic are two different things. Edwin's "brother" classifies Edwin's movements, sight, and understanding as magic, despite these things coming naturally to Edwin.
    • Edwin's "brother's" magic is more focused on "setting lots of stuff in places and organzing it really well and doing it at a certain time and saying stuff". Edwin thinks that this is dumb but he admits that it still works.
    • Edwin considers the fact that the players are speaking to him to be magic - as well as the Janus world currently surrounding them. However, for him, "big magic" is being able to go outside and touch grass.
    • Edwin seemingly implies that the things he considers magic are often viewed as mundane by his "brother", so he often has to remind him of them.
    • Edwin claims that he's gotten to experience his own form of "magic" on many different planes - even the players'. In reference to this, he mentions a Discord call that he and the players supposedly took part in not too long ago.
    • Edwin leads the players back to the "Solace" Janus room.
    • Edwin once again begins "smelling" the images and text found in the "Solace" Janus room, reiterating that they smell like "a place where people talk about scary stuff and magic", but now adding that they're like "a place where people post images a lot also".
    • Edwin speaks about the origins of the text found in the "Solace" Janus room once again, saying "this is something like the work of the fish thing that giant element or something the texts are like of the people who were here but not there is an odd line connecting things of this world and others".
    • The players say farewell to Edwin. He tells them that they can find him on any day they try until it is no longer allowed, claiming he walks around every day.

    Updates

    • Screenshots:
    • Edwin in front of the "YouTube video" in the "Under" Janus room: target=_blank
    • Edwin in a non-existence Janus room: target=_blank
    • Edwin's distorted username: target=_blank target=_blank target=_blank target=_blank
    • Various players following Edwin: target=_blank
    • The player Pako finding Edwin in the "Realm" Janus room: target=_blank
    • The message in the "Solace" Janus room that Edwin was "smelling": target=_blank
    • At 4:21 PM, Edwin led the players to a new page on Johnisdead.com - https://johnisdead.com/on_my_way". This page was titled "Coming" and contained the image "to_you.gif". target=_blank It also contained the audio "on_my_way.mp3". target=_blank
    • At 4:26 PM, Edwin led the players to a new page on Johnisdead.com - https://johnisdead.com/lights". This page was titled "smile" and contained the image "grin.gif". target=_blank It also contained the audio "lights.mp3". target=_blank
    • At 4:27 PM, Edwin led the players to a new page on Johnisdead.com - https://johnisdead.com/red_water". This page was titled "ocean" and contained the image "ocean.gif". target=_blank This page also contained the audio "redwater.mp3". target=_blank
    • At 4:31 PM, Edwin led the players to a new page on Johnisdead.com - https://johnisdead.com/abandoned". This page was titled "empty" and contained the image "nobodyhome.gif". target=_blank This page also contained the audio "nobodys_home.mp3". target=_blank
    • At 7:06 PM, Edwin led the players to a new page on Johnisdead.com - https://johnisdead.com/entrance". This page was titled "Welcome" and contained the image "entrance.jpg". target=_blank This page also contained the audio "bir.mp3". target=_blank
    • At 9:14 PM, players discovered that various previously discovered pages on Johnisdead.com had been added to the website's redirect list.

    November 18th, 2023

    • At 5:01 PM, the player thelostbrineinthewoods discovered a new page on Johnisdead.com - "https://johnisdead.com/mirror". This page was titled "Reflect" and contained the image "mirror.gif". target=_blank This page also contained the audio "OBiRtth.mp3". target=_blank

    December 10th, 2023

    • At 2:33 AM, a strange, inverted photo was posted in the Internet Detectives Discord server featuring a man with the Lunarum Oculus over his eye along with the following text: "DAMN BRO YOU GOT THE WHOLE SQUAD LAUGHING 00:09:16.14". target=_blank

    December 16th, 2023

    • At 2:33 PM, the player Alex discovered several previously unarchived drawings found within the "Silence" Janus room: target=_blank target=_blank target=_blank

    December 24th, 2023

    • At 9:34 PM, the player thelostbrineinthewoods discovered a new page on Johnisdead.com - "https://johnisdead.com/confusion". This page was titled "?" and contained the image "confusion.gif". target=_blank This page also contained the audio "see_you.mp3". target=_blank

    December 28th, 2023

    • At 10:46 PM, the player thelostbrineinthewoods discovered a new page on Johnisdead.com - "https://johnisdead.com/portals". This page was titled "Portals" and contained the image "portals.gif". target=_blank This page also contained the audio "ojo.mp3". target=_blank

    December 29th, 2023

    • At 12:21 PM, the player thelostbrineinthewoods discovered a new page on Johnisdead.com - "https://johnisdead.com/horror". This page was titled "Terror" and contained the image "horror.gif". target=_blank This page also contained the audio "tremefacit.mp3". target=_blank

    February 19th, 2024

    • At 6:52 PM, the player thelostbrineinthewoods discovered a new page on Johnisdead.com - "https://johnisdead.com/you". This page was titled "YOU" and contained the image "you.gif". target=_blank It also contained the audio "Zavatra.mp3". target=_blank

    February 20th, 2024

    • At 12:09 AM, the player Pako discovered a new page on Johnisdead.com - "https://johnisdead.com/resurrection". This page was titled "Resurrect" and contained the image "intervention.gif". target=_blank This page also contained the audio "resurrection.mp3". target=_blank

    February 23rd, 2024

    • At 8:11 PM, the player thelostbrineinthewoods discovered a new page on Johnisdead.com - "https://johnisdead.com/observe". This page was titled "peering" and contained the image "watchful.gif". target=_blank This page also contained the audio "see.mp3". target=_blank

    February 24th, 2024

    • At 12:21 AM, the player Pako discovered a new page on Johnisdead.com - "https://johnisdead.com/answer". This page was titled "do not" and contained the image "answer.gif". target=_blank This page also contained the audio "db.mp3". target=_blank
    • At 12:23 AM, the player Pako discovered a new page on Johnisdead.com - "https://johnisdead.com/nothing". This page was titled "." and contained the image "back.gif". target=_blank This page also contained the audio "am.mp3". target=_blank
    • At 12:29 AM, the player Pako discovered a new page on Johnisdead.com - "https://johnisdead.com/matrix". This page was titled "LAYERS" and contained the image "matrix.gif". target=_blank This page also contained the audio "5b83e7e730bc39fe.mp3". target=_blank
    • At 12:49 AM, the player Pako discovered a new page on Johnisdead.com - "https://johnisdead.com/crash". This page was titled "CRASH" and contained the image "crash.gif". target=_blank This page also contained the audio "crashing.mp3". target=_blank

    February 25th, 2024

    • At 7:49 PM, the player Pako discovered a new page on Johnisdead.com - "https://johnisdead.com/exit". This page was titled "closed" and contained the image "exit.gif". target=_blank It also contained the audio "bwrlwm.mp3". target=_blank

    February 28th, 2024

    • At 10:41 AM, the player thelostbrineinthewoods discovered a new page on Johnisdead.com - "https://johnisdead.com/memories". Unfortunately, this page was locked and could not be accessed.
    • At 6:08 PM, the player thelostbrineinthewoods discovered a new page on Johnisdead.com - "https://johnisdead.com/jose". Unfortunately, this page was locked and could not be accessed.

    March 24th, 2024

    • At 11:52 PM, the Internet Detectives Discord server banner changed to a blue, distorted image. Unfortunately, this image was not archived.

    March 25th, 2024

    • At 12:00 AM, players discovered that the front page of Johnisdead.com updated. It now contained the image "eyeofhnoj.gif". target=_blank The page also had the chance of occasionally featuring a "Whatisben" logo in the bottom right corner of the screen. The effects of clicking this would either open the non-existent page "https://johnisdead.com/homepage.html" or the image "map1.gif" - a map of the USA that contained the following: target=_blank

    3/25/24 - map1.gif - Johnisdead.com

    Red Dots:
    - Washington
    - Michigan
    - Indiana
    - Ohio
    - Pennsylvania
    - New Jersey
    - New York
    - North Carolina
    - Arkansas
    - Virginia
    - West Virginia

    Circled Red Dots:
    - California
    - Missouri
    - Florida

    Green Triangles:
    - Oregon
    - California
    - Georgia
    - Florida
    - North Carolina
    - Virginia
    - Pennsylvania
    - New York
    - Maine

    Blue Spire:
    - Ohio

    Blue Square:
    - Texas

    Text:
    ©2009 Whatisben

    • At 7:52 AM, the player Pako discovered a new page on Johnisdead.com - "https://johnisdead.com/disconnected". This page was titled "ERROR" and contained the image "disconnected.gif". target=_blank This page also contained the audio "aosda.mp3". target=_blank
    • At 7:56 AM, the player Pako discovered a new page on Johnisdead.com - "https://johnisdead.com/signal". This page was titled "SIGNAL" and contained the image "signal.gif". target=_blank This page also contained the audio "bwlorhd.mp3". target=_blank

    March 28th, 2024

    • At 6:01 PM, the player thelostbrineinthewoods discovered that the redirect list on Johnisdead.com had updated, featuring both new and old pages.
    • At 7:04 PM, the player thelostbrineinthewoods discovered a new page on Johnisdead.com - "https://johnisdead.com/mold". This page was titled "meld" and contained the image "mold.gif", which contained four face-like objects. This page also contained the audio "down.mp3". target=_blank Each of the four face-like objects on the page would redirect the players when clicked. These redirects are as follows:
    • The first face would redirect players to "https://johnisdead.com/dandp".
    • The second face would redirect players to "https://johnisdead.com/mold/standing", which was titled "stood" and contained the image "standing.gif". target=_blank It also contained the audio "ttal.mp3" and would redirect players to the page "https://johnisdead.com/observe". target=_blank
    • The third face would redirect players to "https://johnisdead.com/caught", which was titled "CAUGHT" and contained the image "caught.gif". target=_blank It also contained the audio "cel.mp3". target=_blank
    • The fourth face would redirect players to "https://johnisdead.com/mold/father", which was titled "father" and contained the image "false.gif". target=_blank It also contained the audio "whisc.mp3" and four pop-ups which are as follows: target=_blank
    • higher.html, which was titled "HIGHER" and contained the image "higher.gif" and the audio "krias.mp3". target=_blank target=_blank
    • broken.html, which was titled "BROKEN" and contained the image "broken.gif" and the audio "krias.mp3". target=_blank target=_blank
    • shattered.html, which was titled "SHATTERED" and contained the image "shattered.gif" and the audio "krias.mp3". target=_blank target=_blank
    • light_fathert.html, which was titled "LIGHT FATHERT" and contained the image "light_fathert.jpg" and the audio "iengtrh.mp3". target=_blank target=_blank
    • At 9:25 PM, the player Laches discovered that the page "https://johnisdead.com/answer" contained the image "db.gif" hidden within its source within a long line of HTML code. target=_blank
    • At 9:34 PM, the player Laches discovered a new page on Johnisdead.com - "https://johnisdead.com/anaravarab_manokot". This page was titled "barrier" and contained the image "anaravarab_manokot.gif". target=_blank This page also contained the audio "arall.mp3". target=_blank

    March 29th, 2024

    • At 1:49 AM, the player Xenquility discovered a new page on Johnisdead.com - "https://johnisdead.com/zeropoint". This page was titled "Orange" and contained the image "zeropoint.jpg". target=_blank It also contained the same audio as "https://johnisdead.com/entrance" - "bir.mp3". target=_blank
    • At 1:49 AM, the player Xenquility discovered a new page on Johnisdead.com - "https://johnisdead.com/vivax". This page was titled "full" and contained the image "vivax.gif". target=_blank It also contained the audio "ssthj.mp3". target=_blank
    • At 2:57 PM, the player thelostbrineinthewoods discovered a new page on Johnisdead.com - "https://johnisdead.com/anhel". This page was titled "ch" and contained the image "anhel.gif", which featured three eyes positioned in the shape of a triangle. target=_blank This page also contained the audio "kneel.mp3". target=_blank
    • At 3:07 PM, the player Laches discovered that clicking the bottom-left eye on "https://johnisdead.com/anhel" would redirect players to a new page - "https://johnisdead.com/anhel/w". This page was titled "J" and contained the image "assault.gif" - a distorted photo of John. target=_blank This page also contained the audio "koor.mp3". target=_blank Clicking on John's face on this page would redirect players to "https://johnisdead.com/memory/john".
    • At 3:07 PM, the player Laches discovered that clicking the bottom-right eye on "https://johnisdead.com/anhel" would redirect players to a new page - "https://johnisdead.com/anhel/c". This page was titled "T" and contained the image "illuminate.gif". target=_blank This page also contained the audio "then.mp3". target=_blank
    • At 3:07 PM, the player Laches discovered that clicking the top eye on "https://johnisdead.com/anhel" would redirect players to a new page - "https://johnisdead.com/anhel/p". This page was titled "K" and contained the image "flayed.gif". target=_blank This page also contained the audio "agony.mp3". target=_blank Staying on this page for too long would redirect players to "https://johnisdead.com/kevin".
    • At 3:18 PM, the player Laches discovered a new page on Johnisdead.com - "https://johnisdead.com/blank". This page was titled ". . ." and contained the image "nothingman.gif". target=_blank This page also contained the audio "fillme.mp3". target=_blank
    • At 3:23 PM, the player Xenquility discovered a new page on Johnisdead.com - "https://johnisdead.com/never". This page was titled "say" and contained the image "never.gif". target=_blank This page also contained the audio "never.mp3". target=_blank
    • At 3:31 PM, the player Xenquility discovered a new page on Johnisdead.com - "https://johnisdead.com/pry". This page was titled "RIP" and contained the image "pry.gif". target=_blank This page also contained the audio "pry.mp3". target=_blank
    • At 3:59 PM, the player Xenquility discovered a new page on Johnisdead.com - "https://johnisdead.com/sage". This page was titled "SAGE" and contained the image "sage.gif". target=_blank This page also contained the audio "drop.mp3". target=_blank

    April 1st, 2024

    • At 11:30 PM, Pumpkinhead seemingly took control of the player Wolfcat's Discord account and sent the following message in the form of images:
    • "AN OLD VISAGE RETURNS TO YOU ON THIS NIGHT HOW CURIOUS IT APPEARS SOMETHING HAS CHANGED, HOWEVER AmR1ssDQohM". target=_blank target=_blank target=_blank target=_blank
    • At 11:39 PM, the player Xenquility discovered that the video "Kong.txt" was no longer private but simply unlisted. It also had an updated description which now contained the following URL: "https://johnisdead.com/gm_dump/".
    • At 11:39 PM, the player Xenquility discovered a new page on Johnisdead.com - "https://johnisdead.com/gm_dump". This page was actually a directory that contained a variety of files and sub-directories. These are as follows:
    • Sub-Directory: jid_movie_clips
    • File: kevin_chase_wip.mp4 - Five different Tylers running down a hallway away from Kevin. target=_blank
    • File: kevins_assault.mp4 - Kevin chasing Tyler into a bathroom. target=_blank
    • File: kevins_redemption.mp4 - Kevin partaking in some preformative swimming. target=_blank
    • File: kevins_reveal.mp4 - Kevin practicing his water calisthenics. target=_blank
    • File: kevins_ritual.mp4 - Kevin partaking in a vile ritual of unknown origin. target=_blank
    • Sub-Directory: jid_movie_kickstarter
    • File: cool_kickstarter_music_sample.mp3 - A cool little song. target=_blank
    • File: kickstarter_rewards.png - A list of fun and interesting Kickstarter donation stretch goals. target=_blank
    • File: reward_preview_mug.png - A high quality Regiminis-themed mug. target=_blank
    • File: reward_preview_shirt.png - A high quality "Stare Guy" t-shirt. target=_blank
    • Sub-Directory: misc_assets
    • File: balls.png - A blue guy. target=_blank
    • File: catface_content_open_dirty_1.png - A catgirl's face covered in what could possibly be spaghetti sauce. target=_blank
    • File: catmask.png - Catmask. target=_blank
    • File: convenience.png - The logo for the hit new anime called "Convenience Store no desu". target=_blank
    • File: johnman2.png - Johnman. target=_blank
    • File: the_father.png - A despicable depiction of Kelbris. target=_blank
    • File: wt_monitor_agents3.png - Outlines of two people. target=_blank

    April 3rd, 2024

    • At 8:44 PM, the player Pako discovered a new page on Johnisdead.com - "https://johnisdead.com/grasp". This page was titled "GRASP" and contained the image "grasp.gif". target=_blank This page also contained the audio "grasp.mp3". target=_blank
    • At 8:44 PM, the player Pako discovered a new page on Johnisdead.com - "https://johnisdead.com/steam". This page was titled "steam" and contained the image "steam.gif". target=_blank This page also contained the audio "ttal.mp3". target=_blank
    • At 8:44 PM, the player Pako discovered a new page on Johnisdead.com - "https://johnisdead.com/phobia". This page was titled "RAEF" and contained the image "phobia.gif". target=_blank This page also contained the audio "c413057d641ec3cb.mp3". target=_blank
    • At 8:44 PM, the player Pako discovered a new page on Johnisdead.com - "https://johnisdead.com/stench". This page was titled "putrid" and contained the image "stench.gif". target=_blank This page also contained the audio "atch.mp3". target=_blank

    April 23rd, 2024

    • At 8:01 PM, Edwin became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server, posting the message "hehe" along with a link to a stream titled "4/23 REMEMBER.EXE DAY" being hosted on a channel named "amine". target=_blank This stream was seemingly completely out-of-character and is considered non-canon.
    • At 8:42 PM, the video "4-2-III-2-4" was uploaded to the Silentdork YouTube channel. target=_blank

    4/23/24 - "4-2-III-2-4" - YouTube (Silentdork)

    The video begins with dark footage of a wheelchair moving through the grass. Text and imagery begins appearing on screen:

    "THE MOTHER MAY DESCEND AND SHE MAY TAKE ON FLESH"

    Mary I of England appears. What appears to be a goddess manifests above her and the two merge.

    "SHE WALKED THIS WORLD IN FLESH"
    "AND PRESENTED WISDOM UNTO THE TRUE FATHER'S NEW VESSEL"

    The figure seen on "The Fool" Tarot card is seen moving back and forth. He is approached by Mary I of England.

    "BEFORE THIS VESSEL WAS FILLED WITH THE FATHER'S PRESENCE"
    "SHE TOOK ON ITS SEED TO UNLEASH INTO THIS WORLD A NECESSARY EVIL"

    The figure from "The Fool" Tarot card and Mary I of England merge, resulting in "The Lovers" Tarot card appearing on screen.

    "THE SEED OF MAN TAKEN BY THE MOON"
    "THE CONCEPTION OF THE DARK ONE'S VESSEL"
    "A NECESSARY EVIL PRIOR TO WISDOM"

    Distorted footage of a newborn baby crying is shown. The numbers 324 and 423 flash on screen twelve times before the word KERBEROS with the sound of thunder. Footage slowly fades in of the wheelchair resting next to a dead tree. As the camera pans up, an eclipse can be seen in the sky.

    Summary

    • This video recites a portion of the Lunar Children's legend that covered Luna copulating with a human man.
    • This video shows distorted footage of a wheelchair being pushed through grass before finally being left at a dead tree. An eclipse can be seen in the sky above the tree.
    • Mary I of England, The Fool Tarot card, and a goddess are seemingly used for stand-ins for characters within the Lunar Children's legend.

    Updates

    • YouTube Details:
    • Description: "Please join for a very special presentation - The Producer"
    • Tags: "the tiger in space"
    • At 8:49 PM, The Producer rejoined the Internet Detectives Discord server and began chatting with the players.

    4/23/24 - Chat with The Producer - Discord (Internet Detectives)

    [8:49 PM] The Producer: "I have a little somethin-somethin to show you all"
    [8:49 PM] thelostbrineinthewoods: "Hiya blue hat"
    [8:49 PM] Pako: "the exclusives"
    [8:49 PM] Pako: "I want them all"
    [8:49 PM] Laches: "oh hey there howdy prod"
    [8:49 PM] Xenquility: "producer more like"
    [8:49 PM] Xenquility: "rod reducer"
    [8:49 PM] Laches: "gatolobo"
    [8:49 PM] Laches: "lobotomiyagi"
    [8:50 PM] The Producer: "Something that my possession of... shouldn't be thought too hard about."
    [8:50 PM] The REALEST Fascio: "wheredidyou"
    [8:50 PM] The Producer: "Let's just say, as I'm sure you're all aware, I'm working through a few layers here"
    [8:50 PM] Xenquility: "dw wolf"
    [8:50 PM] Xenquility: "i mean producer"
    [8:50 PM] Xenquility: "i mean wolf"
    [8:50 PM] Xenquility: "i mean jos"
    [8:50 PM] The Producer: "I have something to reveal to you all"
    [8:50 PM] Pako: "Fascio"
    [8:50 PM] The Producer: "I am Fascio"
    [8:50 PM] Pako: "ROLE"
    [8:50 PM] Xenquility: "that's crazy"
    [8:51 PM] The Producer: "Just kidding"
    [8:51 PM] The REALEST Fascio: "WHEREDIDYOUGETTHAT"
    [8:51 PM] The REALEST Fascio: "WHERE"
    [8:51 PM] The REALEST Fascio: "DID"
    [8:51 PM] The REALEST Fascio: "YOU"
    [8:51 PM] Xenquility: "judt kiddign"
    [8:51 PM] The REALEST Fascio: "GET"
    [8:51 PM] The REALEST Fascio: "THAT"
    [8:51 PM] The REALEST Fascio: "W̸͐̌H̵́̊E̶͑̅R̷̈͊È̴̕D̸̅̏I̵̾DYOUGETTHA̷̓͌T̸̐̚"
    [8:51 PM] The Producer: "I'm here to show you all a little preview of what's working its way down the pipe"
    [8:51 PM] Xenquility: "you can work your way down my pipe"
    [8:52 PM] The Producer: "@Upd8 Everyone in VOICE CHAT"
    [8:52 PM] The Producer: "If anyone records ANYTHING then I'll DIE"
    [8:52 PM] The Producer: "jk"
    [8:53 PM] Laches: "Okay, you mind reaching behind your bookshelf real quick and turning that small device off?"
    [8:53 PM] The Producer: "Yeah, sure"
    [8:53 PM] The Producer: "wait"
    [8:54 PM] The Producer: "No one better complain about quality"
    [8:54 PM] The Producer: "Streaming from the Parallelos is HARD"
    [8:54 PM] The REALEST Fascio: "the quality is shit"
    [8:54 PM] The REALEST Fascio: "this is horrible"
    [8:54 PM] The Producer: "Or wherever I am"

    Summary

    • The Producer initiates a voice call and tells everyone to join, claiming to have something to show everyone.
    • At 8:54 PM, The Producer began streaming an early preview of the Johnisdead Movie in the Internet Detectives Discord server. A recording of this stream can be found here: target=_blank

    4/23/24 - Johnisdead Movie Preview Stream - Discord (Internet Detectives)

    The stream begins with what appears to be the interior of a hotel during an anime convention. A digital timer counting up can be seen in the bottom right corner of the screen, though it occasionally increases and decreases inconsistently between different shots.

    The camera is focusing on someone in a Slenderman cosplay. Tyler, who appears to be recording, begins speaking.

    Tyler: "Alright, here we are."

    The camera pans over to a man wearing a red jacket and a silver wig - presumably Cody, as seen in MOV00310. Jovial music begins playing as the camera pans around the lobby. A distorted image of Cody helping the man in the Slenderman cosplay adjust his mask briefly fades on screen.

    Tyler: "The filming quality's so blurry."

    The group begins moving up the escalator. The internet celebrity Doug Walker can be seen in front of them with a symbol flashing on his forehead. The footage suddenly morphs into a 3D rendition of the hotel, speedily moving up the escalator and onto the second floor. As the footage returns to normal, someone can be heard saying the following:

    Man: "It's Friday and they're all here. $30 a pop."

    Tyler suddenly walks on screen wearing what appears to be a Hatsune Miku cosplay. The footage distorts as the following text appears:

    Hatsune Mikuo
    Played by Tyler Lawman

    More text suddenly appears on screen that appears to address Tyler as "LINK_SPR_2, though it cannot be made out clearly.

    The footage continues, giving a better view of the second floor and the convention's registration area. The video morphs back into 3D footage as the camera progresses down a hallway with many vendor booths. The same man from before can be heard saying the following:

    Man: "Money coming in."

    As the footage returns to normal, Tyler says the following:

    Tyler: "This is it. The peeps at home are going to be so excited."

    Tyler turns the camera to focus on a girl cosplaying as Dokuro Mitsukai from the anime "Bludgeoning Angel Dokuro-Chan"

    Tyler: "Pipiru pipiru pipiru pii."

    As the girl cosplaying as Dokuro Mitsukai waves at the camera, the footage suddenly distorts as part of the URL for the YouTube video "dokuro-chan gore" appears on screen. target=_blank This moment also gives a clear view of the man cosplaying as Slenderman without his mask. It appears to be John.

    The video cuts ahead. Cody now appears to be holding the camera as Tyler approaches a Black Rock Shooter cosplayer.

    Cody: "And now, while he holds up his Black Rock Shooter doll…"

    Tyler poses next to the cosplayer while holding a doll version of the same character from Black Rock Shooter. The cosplayer pulls out a mock-up version of the main character's weapon.

    Tyler: "Oh snap."
    Cody: "Okay, Tyler, how do I make it ((Unintelligible))?"

    A distorted photo of Tyler and the Black Rock Shooter cosplayer briefly fades on screen.

    Cody: "Okay, Tyler, how do I switch it off of that mode?"

    The video cuts ahead to a man with long, brown hair standing in the hallway. What appears to be a YouTube video of this same man briefly fades on screen saying the following:

    Man: "There wasn't any space in the hallways for everyone to go through."

    The video cuts ahead to Tyler, John, and Cody checking out the nearby vendor booths. Several distorted photos fade on screen, though they're difficult to make out. The group passes by a girl wearing animal ears and a tail doing the Caramelldansen dance.

    Tyler: "She looks familiar…"

    Cody suddenly runs over next to the girl and joins in the Caramelldansen dance.

    Tyler: "Hold the camera."

    The video suddenly cuts ahead.

    John: "Why did I-"
    Tyler: "Dr. Hooves! …Shirt. There, wait for that guy to move he's hiding behind."
    John: "Dr. Hooves!"
    Tyler: "Come closer!"
    John: "It's Dr. Hooves! No - No, Time Turner! Time Turner! It is Time Turner! "

    The two approach a man wearing a shirt with Dr. Hooves on it - a character from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. This man will be referred to as "Time Turner" for the sake of brevity.

    Tyler: "We must touch your shirt! We must touch your shirt."
    John: "It is Time Turner. Time Turner. Time Turner. Time Turner! Time Turner. Time Turner. Time Turner. Time Turner. Time Turner. Time Turner."

    The video distorts as John repeatedly says "Time Turner".

    John: "Time Turner! …That is the better name. Time Turner."

    Tyler begins searching through his bag.

    Tyler: "Where is my hat…"
    John: "Am I still recording? What the hell?"

    The video cuts ahead to Cody and Time Turner standing near the end of the hallway. Cody helps John put on his Slenderman mask.

    Time Turner: "Aah."

    The video suddenly morphs into 3D as Time Turner transforms into a twitching low-poly figure. As the timer on the bottom right of the screen reaches "4:23", the video heavily distorts as the face of the Elegy Statue is placed over Time Turner's face.

    The video cuts ahead. A photo of a man wearing an Edward Elric cosplay from Fullmetal Alchemist briefly fades on screen. As Tyler pans the camera around, he sees John wearing both the Slenderman mask and a Derpy Hooves hat - a character from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

    Tyler: "What are you doing?"

    Time Turner and John begin chatting. Subtitles appear for this conversation at the bottom of the screen.

    Time Turner: "I'm looking for the [Unintelligible].
    Time Turner: "Is that, you know, the VIP room?"

    Time Turner pulls out a Bawls Guarana drink out of his bag.

    John: "Yeah, I brought - Huh?"
    John: "Oh, this brings back good memories."
    John: "I remember the Unreal Tournament tournament I did that one day."
    John: "We- We drank Bawls all day long."
    Time Turner: "Uh-"

    The camera zooms in on Time Turner's face as an advertisement for Bawls Guarana appears on screen.

    Time Turner: "Video game tournament?"
    John: "Yes."
    Time Turner: "Last year?"
    John: "That was [Unintelligible]."
    Time Turner: "I was - I was playing most of the day as Kirby. Hm."
    John: "I was playing- that- in Meg- It was on Mega- MegaCon."
    John: "I was playing an Unreal Tournament tournament."
    Time Turner: "Aah. I was- I thought you were talking about ShadoCon."

    The video distorts and morphs into 3D footage, depicting Time Turner as a heavily corrupted 3D model. The video cuts ahead to Tyler and Cody walking down the hallway.

    Tyler: "Do you think we might run into Kyle or-"

    The audio suddenly distorts and reverses.

    Cody: "We might. We might."

    A distorted photo of John hugging an Anonymous cosplayer briefly fades on screen.

    Tyler: "They probably won't be here till later, though, they're- I think they're going to check into their hotel first."

    Tyler begins singing an altered version of Fluttershy's "So Many Wonders" song from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

    Tyler: "What is this place filled with so many wonders? Birds in the sky and shit in my asshole."

    Tyler begins observing a nearby art vendor booth.

    Vendor: "Hi!"
    Tyler: "I'm getting all the footage. Cody, we gotta get out of here because I'm gonna want to buy all of these pictures and my walls are filled (Unintelligible) have pictures on top of pictures. We gotta… Oh my goodness."

    The video cuts ahead to Tyler posing with a Doug Walker cosplayer.

    Cody: "Damn it, why is it always-"

    The video distorts and zooms in on the Doug Walker cosplayer's face. The video morphs into 3D as the camera zooms out of what appears to be a screen of static fixated to the face of a man. This man is wearing a decorated suit and laying upright against some sort of machine.

    This scene is mostly black and white, though it occasionally has flashes of inverted colors. As the camera zooms out, another suited man can be seen laying on an identical machine nearby. The room they are in is adorned with various strange looking symbols. There are also three identical suited men observing the machines. They begin speaking.

    Man 1: "It appears that our sworn brothers have already cemented themselves within the dream."
    Man 2: "Indeed. They've taken upon the personage of two of our summoned stars."
    Man 2: "They've already begun guiding the dreamer."

    The first suited man walks off into the background.

    Man 3: "But to what end?"
    Man 1: "Only the instillation of more darkness, surely."

    The camera cuts to a shot of the first suited man now standing in-front of a different machine.

    Man 1: "Such has been their directive for ages."
    Man 2: "They likely intend for the dream to become tainted."
    Man 2: "Memories and visions breeding naught but pain and suffering."
    Man 3: "Such core experiences should be protected. Cherished."
    Man 3: "They must understand what such instability would foretell."

    The camera cuts to the machine the first suited man is observing. It seems to be projecting a large sphere-like construct with various other shapes and bodies within it. These include three other spheres, a large grid of cubes, a Saturn-shaped object, and two glowing dots further up.

    Man 1: "The Grand Sphere's fate rests within the mind of the dreamer."
    Man 1: "Our sworn brothers must not view this as a genuine concern."
    Man 1: "As for why that may be? I am unsure."
    Man 1: "Perhaps such doctrines naturally lend themselves to riskier behaviors."
    Man 2: "Maybe so."
    Man 2: "Regardless, we've little time to spare."
    Man 3: "Who will be the one to restore balance amongst this struggle?"
    Man 2: "I will do it."
    Man 2: "We've still one summoned star through which we may touch down."
    Man 3: "Very well. We will ready our connection to The Machine."

    The third suited man walks off screen. The camera cuts back to the first suited man observing the large sphere-like projection.

    Man 1: "We wish you luck, sworn brother."

    The camera zooms into the sphere-like projection. A third glowing dot manifests next to the other two.

    Footage of the anime convention slowly fades back in as we see someone playing the piano. The video distorts as we see Tyler, John, and Cody chatting with several other Slenderman cosplayers. The video distorts more heavily as a Deadpool cosplayer points at the camera. Tyler slowly spins the camera around to "avoid" him.

    Tyler: "Matrix…"

    Tyler suddenly comes face-to-face with another Slenderman cosplayer.

    Tyler: "Hello."
    Man: "Hey. (Unintelligible)?"
    John: "Yes."
    Man: "What are you?"
    Tyler: "I…"

    Tyler begins digging through his bag, retrieving a Hatsune Miku doll.

    Tyler: "I am her, but a man."
    Man: "Oh, okay. That's cool."
    Tyler: "(Unintelligible). She's Hatsune Miku, a vocaloid."
    Man: "That's cool."
    Tyler: "Thank you. I think it's cool that there's, like, a hundred Slendermen and there's no Vocaloids."
    John: "I am bothered by that, now he's- now he's too popular."
    Tyler: "Is that what you're doing right now, John?"
    John: "Aww, no, I'm not."
    Tyler: "I don't- I don't know, John, that kinda sounds like what you just said. 'I liked Slenderman before he was cool, but now mainstream', are you a hipster?"
    John: "No, I just-"
    Cody: "We're gonna find- We're gonna find a clothing store and we are going to buy a brown v-neck sweater and you are going to be Tenderman."
    John: "That actually sounds like a good idea."

    A faint image fades on screen as the timer reaches "9:11", though it is difficult to make out.

    Tyler: "And then we'll get Enderson in here and we'll have EnderSan."

    A corrupted laugh track plays as John and Cody stare at Tyler. A meme of Cody with the Lunarus Occulum with the following text flashes on screen:

    "DAMN BRO YOU GOT THE WHOLE SQUAD LAUGHING"

    John begins speaking once again.

    John: "Do we get- Do you think we could get N-Man?"
    Tyler: "N-Man? N-Man - Enderstan. We'll get somebody to cosplay as an Enderman. We'll get Tenderman. We'll get Slanderman - that news reporter. Slanderman."

    A faint image of three Slenderman cosplayers briefly fades on screen.

    Tyler: "And then we'll get…"
    John: "Trenderman."
    Tyler: "Trenderman. Not to mention-"
    Cody: "Then we'll get a girl to go as Genderbenderman."
    Tyler: "We'll get that guy at Home Depot - Blenderman."
    John: "How about- How about Fenderman?"
    Tyler: "Oh yes, let's not forget the used car salesman Fenderman."
    John: "(Unintelligible)"
    Cody: "(Unintelligible) named Renderman?"
    Tyler: "Oh yeah, the computer programmer - Renderman."
    Cody: "We'll have all of them."
    Tyler: "So much stuff…"

    The video suddenly cuts to a distorted photo of Tyler being stabbed by a Link cosplayer with a highlighted Anonymous cosplayer in the background. It then cuts to a shot of Tyler being cut by a Cloud cosplayer. A scene of Tyler, John, and Cody in some sort of convenience store then fades in.

    Tyler: "So, these people are cosplaying from this show called 'Convenience Store no Desu'."
    Cody: "Are you sure they aren't Family Mart employees?"

    The video cuts ahead to several other Slendermen cosplayers leaving the store as John watches. The footage is once again distorted due to their presence.

    Tyler: "We got you."

    Tyler turns his attention back to the cashier.

    Tyler: "You too. Shoving everything back into my pack. Yeah, dog. Aw yeah. Hey, you're from one of my favorite animes too-"

    The video cuts to Tyler and John walking through a hallway.

    Tyler: "He's from another one of my favorite animes-"

    A brief mock-up of the intro sequence for "Convenience Store no Desu" appears on screen. The camera then zooms in on two suited people walking through the hallway as a pixelated overlay comes on screen. Text suddenly scrolls through two screens of this pixelated overlay while the third is filled with strange images. Unfortunately, this text is too pixelated to make out.

    John: "(Unintelligible) I'm bad at being Slenderman."
    Tyler: "You're not bad at being Slenderman, don't say that about yourself."
    John: "I'm not wearing my mask, that's why. I am being Johnman. Right now I am being Johnman."

    Each time John says "Johnman", two faint drawings flash on screen that appear to be visual representations of "Johnman".

    Tyler: "Gimme $20, no wifin' in the club. Gimme $20- I'm- I'm a Vocaloid, I can walk around and sing that for you. Gimme $20, no wifin' in the club. Gimme $20, gimme $20."

    The video heavily distorts as Tyler continues to sing, eventually cutting ahead to John and Tyler walking further down the hallway.

    Tyler: "You can do this. If these people can do it, you can do it. You can- You can do this."
    John: "Okay."

    The video morphs into 3D as the camera zooms from the second floor down to the first and into what appears to be a game room of sorts. Tyler walks up to a few people playing a Super Smash Bros. game.

    Tyler: "Super Smash Bros. 'Meelee'."
    Man: "This is regular Super Smash Bros. Brawl, and that is-"
    Tyler: "I was bamboozled, I thought this-"

    The video suddenly cuts to black as a low rumbling sound can be heard. Cheers slowly fade in as the video cuts to what appears to be an opening ceremony for the anime convention.

    Announcer 1: "The Triforce Dance Party. That's happening tonight at 11:11."
    Announcer 2: "Oh, how exciting! Tell me a little bit more."
    Announcer 1: "Uh, the Triforce Dance Party is going to be tonight at 11:11."
    Announcer 2: "((Laughs)) I'll tell you - I'll tell you a little bit more."
    Tyler: "Alright, I'll see if I can ride home with you."

    Text briefly flashes on screen that says:

    YOU WON'T BE GOING HOME

    Announcer 2: "(Unintelligible) con-guy, the Triforce Dance Party is actually going to be-"
    Announcer 1: "Tonight at 11:11."
    Announcer 2: "(Unintelligible) we have three different awesome DJ's. We have Recon. TJ (Unintelligible). Each one of these DJ's representing a different aspect of the Triforce. So, make sure you come and check it out, it's gonna be-"
    Announcer 1: "Tonight at 11:11."

    Someone in the background repeatedly chants what sounds like "Reco…".

    Announcer 1: "And Shadofacts also has one more (Unintelligible) for you. (Unintelligible) Sunday night (Unintelligible) video game party. (Unintelligible) not just playing music, but we're going to have music videos from all the top (Unintelligible). And next, we have our maid cafe…"
    Tyler: "You know I'm going to be there!"

    The video begins to distort as the crowd cheers. Someone is heard whimpering as two staticy figures walk on stage.

    Maid 1: "(Unintelligible)"

    The two maids bow. One of them begins addressing someone in the crowd.

    Maid 2: "What are you doing? I told you to stop following me."

    The maid then slaps someone on stage.

    Maid 2: "Liar."

    A third static-filled figure then walks on stage.

    Static Figure: "(Unintelligible) Deal. (Laughs)."
    Tyler: "I like his accent."
    Static Figure: "Our (Unintelligible) Saturday and Sunday from 11:11 AM to 1:00 PM. And, today we'll also be having (Unintelligible) for-"
    Announcer 1: "The Triforce Dance Party."

    The static figure and maids bow as the video cuts ahead, now returning back to normal. There is now another man on stage.

    Man: "I like to hit all of my friends all of the time. We are going to teach you how to safely and repeatedly beat the crap out of-"

    The video cuts ahead to several cosplayers standing on-stage.

    Cosplayer 1: "Since you're (Unintelligible) there's something that needs my… attention."

    The man then walks over and stands next to a girl on stage. Meanwhile, the rest of the group of cosplayers begin speaking.

    Cosplayer 2: "Greetings. (Unintelligible) fantasy meeting."
    Cosplayer 3: "Party!"
    Cosplayer 2: "Indeed. We thank you for… with our efforts in providing (Unintelligible)."
    Cosplayer 3: "Party!"
    Cosplayer 2: "Indeed. Hey, what are you doing over there?"

    The group turns back towards the cosplayer standing next to the girl.

    Cosplayer 1: "Uh… (Unintelligible), (Unintelligible), go! Run!"
    Cosplayer 3: "(Points) (Unintelligible)"
    Cosplayer 1: "Um, no - uhh… Final Fantasy Ball! Tonight-"
    Announcer 1: "At 11-"
    Static Figure: "11."
    Cosplayer 3: "Party!"

    The video cuts ahead. There is now a Captain America cosplayer standing next to an Edward Elric cosplayer on stage - as well as a staff member.

    Staff Member: "Who's this little kid?"

    The staff member points at the Edward Elric cosplayer.

    Cosplayer 3: "Party!"
    Edward Elric Cosplayer: "I'm Edward Elric, the Fullmetal Alchemist."

    As the cosplayer gives his name, a sped-up version of "Ready Steady Go!" from Fullmetal Alchemist plays. Subtitles also appear for dialogue above.

    Man: "He tried to!"
    Staff Member: "Wait, wait… Guys, security… Can- Can someone get his mom?"
    Cosplayer 3: "Party!"
    Man: "He tried to!"
    Cosplayer 3: "Partyyyy!"
    Man: "He tried to!"

    The camera zooms in on the Edward Elric cosplayer looking depressed as a slow version of "Again" from Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood plays. The video then cuts to a distorted photo of a Doctor Mario cosplayer.

    Man: "He tried to!"

    The video cuts to what appears to be a Bachelor / Bachelorette game. We see to cosplayers with their arms wrapped around one another.

    Tyler: "I would ship this."

    Subtitles appear as someone offscreen says:

    Woman: "Okay, bucket."

    The video cuts ahead. Tyler is now the bachelor.

    Tyler: "Question number one… So…"

    The video suddenly distorts, turning black-and-white and becoming filled with static. The audio is distorted, but subtitles appear for the following scene:

    Tyler: "What am I doing here? What year is this? What's going on?"
    Contestant 1: "Down the rabbit hole and lost again? That's not just one question. Ask again."
    Tyler: "What is this?"
    Contestant 2: "Your memories?"
    Tyler: "But I… I don't remember this… This is… What year is this?"
    Contestant 3: "Two thousand twelve of the memory of a heart connected to thee. We come from beyond you above you within you without you."
    Tyler: "H-how is John here… He…"

    Laughing can be heard as the camera zooms in on contestants two and three. The video then suddenly returns to normal.

    Contestant 3: "Alright, the first two of you go ahead (Unintelligible) man-boy."

    Contestant 1 presents herself to Tyler.

    Contestant 3: "I can't wait to hug you in my arms."
    Man: "Contestant number two, come on out."

    Contestant 2 presents himself to Tyler. The two wave at each other.

    Tyler: "Hilario, you crazy Mexican you!"

    Tyler and Contestant 2, presumably one of Tyler's friends named Hilario, give each other a high-five.

    Man: "Contestant number three, come on out."

    Contestant 3 presents himself to Tyler and hugs him.

    Contestant 3: "I want you in arms, pretty man!"

    Tyler and Contestant 3 are given necklaces for their participation. They put them on each other.

    Contestant 3: "In my country, when we put on - when we put necklaces on each other - now you're married to me."
    Tyler: "I love this."

    Contestant 3 points at Tyler while Tyler attempts to give him a bro-fist.

    Contestant 3: "Oh, we're bro-fisting, okay. Oh, we've already taken picture, okay. Okay, you have good day, little person."

    Contestant 3 walks off while Tyler returns to his seat.

    Man: "He might see you later tonight."
    Tyler: "That sounds fantastic."

    Tyler sits down.

    Tyler: "Fantastically high notes."
    John: "I'm sorry, I could not do that, I'm - I had to (Unintelligible) if I did."
    Man: "I didn't know you could zoom several times - yeah I did, I need to stop lying. Awesome performance, dude."

    The video cuts ahead. John in his Slenderman cosplay is now participating as a potential candidate for a Pikachu cosplaying bachelorette. The same Slenderman-related distortion from before has returned.

    Man: "Let's start off with question number one."
    Bachelorette: "Umm… I like surprises. How would you shock me?"

    The audience laughs as the camera focuses on John. The video cuts ahead as John writes out his answer on paper. Meanwhile, the audience speaks amongst one another.

    Woman: "And then John was a zombie."

    The video cuts ahead to the bachelorette asking another question.

    Bachelorette: "Actually, I have (Unintelligible) friends just like that, I'd like to get away from him sometimes but he kinda follows me around. So… would you be okay with that?"

    The staff member shows John's answer to the bachelorette, though it is too pixelated to see what it says.

    Bachelorette: "Oh god."

    The video cuts ahead. John presents himself to the bachelorette, resulting in a jumpscare from the game "Slender". The video quickly returns to normal, however, showing John receiving a necklace for participating.

    Tyler: "Gimme $20. Gimme $20, no wifin' in the club. Gimme $20-"

    The audio fades out as video morphs into 3D. The camera pans away from a door as it begins moving down the same hallway from before. Near the end of the hallway, one of the doors appears to be open as a tall figure in white turns and walks through it. The footage returns to normal, showing someone playing the Clocktown theme from The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. We see Hilario give a peace sign to the camera. As the video's timer reaches 43:24, a Tenebris jumpscare briefly fills the screen. The video then cuts to an empty hallway before cutting to a shot of Tyler dancing in front of someone wearing a Link cosplay.

    Man: "I - I don't… I don't know what Tyler's doing. I think he's about to kill you, Tyler."

    The Link cosplayer unsheathes his sword and puts it around Tyler's neck. Tyler yells as the camera zooms into his eye, showing what appears to be a liquid-like surface. The scene then transitions to Tyler, Cody, and others observing a Fooly Cooly cosplayer.

    Cody: "I dunno if it's the same one, but in Metro there was someone - in fact, (Unintelligible) an exact copy."
    Fooly Cooly Cosplayer: "(Unintelligible)"
    Cody: "What? Oh, it is you?"
    Tyler: "No, he probably saw the picture online, or…"

    The Fooly Cooly cosplayer turns on his helmet as it begins to play Rick Roll.

    Tyler: "Oh."
    Cody: "Ooh! It is you!"
    Tyler: "Ooh yaay!"

    A distorted image briefly appears on screen as the video's timer hits 44:23, though it is difficult to make out.

    Cody: "Yeah, we actually got in to singing with him."
    Fooly Cooly Cosplayer: "Oh, that's cool."

    The video morphs back into 3D as the camera zooms through the hallway. As it passes by a large window, the exterior melts away to reveal a dark, green, mechanical-looking environment. The video returns to normal as the camera enters a small sparring room. Here, Tyler can be seen facing off against a man wearing a Naruto cosplay while Hilario records the footage.

    Tyler: "Epic jacket throw!"

    Tyler tosses his jacket off to the side. The facilitator tells Tyler and the man wearing the Naruto cosplay how to begin. As he backs away, the two begin fighting. However, Tyler is quickly struck down.

    Tyler: "Augh! Auggh!"
    Facilitator: "You're down! Hold on, hold on."
    Hilario: "((Laughs)) Damn, that was fast!"

    The camera pans over to Tyler laying on the floor. He gets back up and the two begin fighting once again. The Naruto cosplayer takes many swings at Tyler while he screams and backs away. Tyler manages to strike the Naruto cosplayer's right arm, but he quickly switches to his left and hits Tyler's leg.

    Hilario: "He's dead. Tyler's dead. Let's see what Slenderman can do against Cody."

    The camera pans over to view John facing off against Cody before moving back to Tyler and the Naruto cosplayer. Tyler is now squatting while fighting due to his leg being out of commission. Tyler drops his weapon.

    Tyler: "What are you going to do now?"
    Hilario: "You're dead, fool."

    The two begin another round. After a few a few misses from the Naruto cosplayer, Tyler accidentally drops his weapon and is struck. Meanwhile, it seems as though John and Cody had a draw.

    Tyler: "John, say something inspiring to me (Unintelligible)."
    Hilario: "You can do it!"
    John: "Go!"
    Hilario: "You can do it!"

    Tyler and the Naruto cosplayer begin fighting once again, but it seems as though Tyler is defeated.

    Facilitator: "Slender! Come here, Slenderman."
    Hilario: "Aww man, I wanna play."

    John approaches Tyler as the screen tints blue. John strikes Tyler in the leg.

    Hilario: "Go Tyler!"

    John strikes Tyler, defeating him.

    Hilario: "He's dead! You're dead."

    The video briefly shows a blurr, slow shot before cutting ahead. Tyler records as Hilario battles John. Off to the side, Cody is battling the Naruto cosplayer. Cody is quickly struck down by the Naruto cosplayer.

    Tyler: "You're not going to win, Cody! Kyle knows what he's doing. It's not fair."

    This implies that the Naruto cosplayer is actually named Kyle. Kyle defeats Cody two more times as the video cuts ahead once again. Tyler, John, Cody, and Hilario are all battling each other as Kyle records the scene. Tyler's legs are quickly struck by Hilario. John is then struck by both Cody and Hilario.

    Kyle: "Well, he's dead."

    A distorted image of John fills the screen as a loud sound plays. The video cuts back to normal as Tyler is being struck by Cody and Hilario.

    Kyle: "He might be dead."

    Tyler is defeated and falls to the floor. Cody's arm is struck before he's finally defeated by Hilario.

    Kyle: "I think we should show 'em."

    The video cuts to Tyler facing off against someone wearing a hoodie. The face of a man briefly flashes on screen before the two begin fighting. Tyler's arm and leg are struck.

    Kyle: "And you're dead."

    The two begin another round. Tyler's legs are struck and he is defeated. The scene cuts ahead once again. Tyler is now facing off against the facilitator while Cody records. Hilario runs up behind Tyler and hits him. The facilitator retaliates, running off-screen and striking Hilario as he screams. Hilario once again attempts to strike Tyler but is chased off by the facilitator.

    Cody: "No interfering."

    Hilario attempts to sneak up on the facilitator but is struck.

    Facilitator: "No!"

    Tyler and the facilitator begin battling. Tyler successfully strikes his leg. Hilario joins up with Tyler.

    Facilitator: "No, I'm not fighting two at once!"

    Despite being outnumbered, the facilitator manages to defeat both Tyler and Hilario.

    The camera pans around to show John facing off against Kyle. John is promptly defeated.

    Cody: "It seems like the only kills you get - the only kills you get are double-kills, aren't they?"

    Hilario takes on the person wearing a hoodie but is quickly defeated.

    Cody: "Alright, let's do this. Spin around and get all the battles!"

    Cody pans the camera around. John battles Kyle. Hilario battles the person in a hoodie. Tyler battles the facilitator. Kyle defeats John and the person in a hoodie defeats Hilario.

    John: "Augh, I'm dead!"

    Another brief John jumpscare flashes on screen. Shortly afterwards, a Japanese song can be heard growing in volume. The camera pans over to view a man in a suit entering the room.

    Hilario: "Yeah, fighting music!"

    The video freezes as two stills of the suited man wearing what appears to be armor and wielding a weapon scroll by. The music continues playing while Hilario and Cody battle. Meanwhile, Kyle battles the person wearing a hoodie, with John now presumably recording.

    John: "Let's get dynamic with this! Yeah!"

    Cody's legs are struck.

    John: "Cody is fighting for his life! And now…"

    Cody is defeated by Hilario. The video suddenly distorts as John says the following:

    John: "Cody is dead."

    In the background, Kyle seemingly defeats the person in a hoodie. Cody and Hilario begin another round. Cody manages to disarm Hilario and defeats him. As the video's timer reaches 1:01:11:11, a faint image flashes on screen. However, it is difficult to make out. Another faint image flashes on screen when the timer reaches 1:01:23:00. Cody defeats Hilario once again. The camera then pans over to the man in a suit. As it does, we see Tyler and Kyle fighting in the foreground. The camera then zooms over and back again, this time freezing on the suited man as a still of what appears to be Tyler battling him fades on screen.

    The video suddenly cuts ahead to Tyler speaking to the camera. Hilario seems to be recording.

    Hilario: "Let's see that face, Tyler. What just - what just happened to you?"
    Tyler: "Horrible things. I'm still feeling the aftershock, man. You know that feeling where it feels like you're giving birth to your testicles? And it's like all in your lower (Unintelligible) aw man, everything's wrecked."
    Hilario: "((Laughs))"
    Tyler: "But… Not again."
    Hilario: "He's going to challenge that guy again and lose horribly."
    Tyler: "I've reinforced myself, I'm not gonna fricken'-"
    Hilario: "That hat is not gonna help."
    Tyler: "That hat is probably gonna need to go in the garbage because I'm probably bleeding. It feels like I'm bleeding."
    Hilario: "That's disgusting."
    Tyler: "Fricken', that- that move was disgusting!"
    Hilario: "Crotch shots are allowed, he beat you!"
    Tyler: "Crotch shots are allowed but that hurts!"
    Hilario: "He beat you, Tyler, he beat you."
    Tyler: "That was some testicular-"
    Hilario: "Well, grab a sword and tell him you want one more match."
    Tyler: "Testicular (Unintelligible)."

    The video cuts ahead to a facilitator speaking to Tyler.

    Tyler: "Alright."
    Facilitator: "So, leave the ones that are in there be, just make sure that you're aware that, uh, (Unintelligible) is aware that I wanna fight."
    Tyler: "Alright."
    Facilitator: "Have you been informed of the rules?"
    Tyler: "Yes."
    Facilitator: "Okay, so just make sure you make him aware 'Hey, I want to (Unintelligible).' He will switch you guys out. Got it?"
    Tyler: "Alright."
    Facilitator: "Awesome, thank you."
    Hilario: "Tyler…"
    Tyler: "I'm gonna hit him in the crotch and I'm gonna make him-"
    Hilario: "You're gonna miss and then he's gonna hit you in the face. I tried and I couldn't beat him - I only beat him, like, once."

    The video distorts as the following text flashes on screen:

    LIAR

    The video then returns to normal.

    Hilario: "The… black guy that's I'm guessing…"
    Tyler: "He's a beast."
    Hilario: "I'm guessing dressed up like the dude off of Dead Rising."

    The camera pans over to the man in a suit who defeated Tyler.

    Tyler: "He's a monster."
    Hilario: "But, he is a beast and he beat the crap out of all of us."

    The video morphs into 3D. Where the suited man was standing is now a large, imposing silhouette. The camera zooms out of the room and through some hallways, which are now much darker. Some of the con-goers are now twitching in place. The video returns to normal to show Tyler standing next to a Pyramid Head cosplayer.

    Cody: "Augh, why is it always on-"

    The video cuts to a static photo of Tyler and the Pyramid Head cosplayer. Another photo of a Pyramid Head cosplayer is shown. The camera then zooms into the crowd to reveal "Stare Guy" in the background - a memetic figure within the Internet Detectives Discord server whose origins up till now were unknown.

    A 3D scene of a mechanical-looking room slowly fades on screen. What appears to be the entity found on "Johnisdead.com/melter", dubbed "Melter" by players, can be seen twitching inside of a large pod-like structure. On the left is a screen that reads "WireTalk" followed by a large amount of text. However, the video is too low-quality for it to be read. On the right is a screen that is seemingly cutting between many different photos of "Stare Guy".

    As the camera zooms in Melter, footage of Stare Guy standing in a crowd is shown. The camera pans around to reveal internet celebrities Doug Walker and Arin Hanson on stage. Symbols briefly flash on both of their heads as the scene transitions to what appears to be a bar within the convention. Doug Walker and another internet celebrity named Uncle Yo are sitting at the bar.

    Doug Walker: "In a sense… (Unintelligible)"
    Uncle Yo: "You can call me Uncle IO"

    As Uncle Yo introduces himself, the word "Yo" is replaced by the "IO" sound from the song "Every Little Thing" by The Police. Another symbol also flashes on Uncle Yo's forehead.

    Doug Walker: "I'm Donnie DuPre."
    Uncle Yo: "It's good to meet you, DuPre."

    Doug Walker introduces himself as Donnie DuPre.

    Donnie DuPre: "Okay, so… You understand a lot of this stuff - You understand, like, a lot of the culture and stuff, right?"
    Uncle Yo: "I do a lot of shows like this, yeah."
    Donnie DuPre: "Okay, who are half these people dressed up as?"
    Uncle Yo: "Let me introduce you to somebody."
    Donnie DuPre: "Oh cool, you know somebody?"

    The two stand up and walk towards the lobby of the hotel. The two begin to approach Cody. As they do, the scene morphs into 3D. Donnie DuPre, Cody, and Uncle Yo begin speaking via dialogue boxes and 2D character portraits. Cody here is labeled as "The Gentleman".

    Donnie DuPre: "Hello, nice to meet you!"
    Donnie DuPre: "I'm Donnie DuPre. And you are?"
    The Gentleman: "I know who you are."
    The Gentleman: "And I know who you are not."
    The Gentleman: "You two have invaded this world. Where is the third?"

    Donnie DuPre and Uncle Yo's pupils disappear from their character portraits.

    Donnie DuPre: "Who is it you have brought before us, brother?"
    Uncle Yo: "A rather unique entity native to this realm."
    Uncle Yo: "He has requested our audience."
    The Gentleman: "I am not like the others walking these halls."

    The Gentleman's sprite changes. He is now wearing a white suit and his face appears pixelated.

    The Gentleman: "They are but memories reflected from above the waters, pulled down to the mind of the sleeping second."
    The Gentleman: "I am a guardian of those memories."
    The Gentleman: "Your collective is once again meddling with the mind of the dreamer."
    The Gentleman: "That is why you are here, is it not?"
    Uncle Yo: "That may be so."
    Uncle Yo: "However, unlike my brothers, I only wish to shelter it, as do many of my other brothers with whom I see eye-to-eye."
    Uncle Yo: "Some, however, such as this one here - they seek to guide it towards darkness."
    The Gentleman: "Quiet."
    The Gentleman: "I don't care for your quarrel, nor your justifications for prying into this dream."
    The Gentleman: "Thanks to your meddling, there are now many more eyes on these sacred grounds."
    Donnie DuPre: "You must not understand to whom you are speaking."
    Donnie DuPre: "This dream only exists within the sphere because we willed it to be."
    Donnie DuPre: "This realm and its occupants were forged by our hands. As a product of its creation, so too do you belong to us."
    The Gentleman: "Shut up."
    The Gentleman: "You're acting like a bunch of Welcome Home™."
    The Gentleman: "So much that I've had to personally come to you and inform you that you're Welcome Home™"
    The Gentleman: "The very fact that I can't flat out call you Welcome Home™ is a byproduct of your Welcome Home™."
    Donnie DuPre: "The company."
    The Gentleman: "Yes."
    The Gentleman: "Your presence here has affected the dream. Surely you have noticed?"
    The Gentleman: "They certainly have."
    The Gentleman: "They've already attached their machine. Its tendrils are grasping for whatever residue your lot has left behind."
    The Gentleman: "Soon they will become aware of your deception."
    Donnie DuPre: "Then allow them."
    Uncle Yo: "Indeed. It was only a matter of time, but it matters not."
    Donnie DuPre: "They cannot impede our business here. And neither can you."
    The Gentleman: "That may be true."
    The Gentleman: "But the same goes for you."
    The Gentleman: "Lay one finger on me and this bubble will pop. You've already corrupted it enough."
    The Gentleman: "Restructuring the order of memories… Flat out removing others…"
    The Gentleman: "The dream's being worn thin. It's Welcome Home™."
    Uncle Yo: "It seems we've reached an impasse."
    The Gentleman: "Maybe not."
    The Gentleman: "I cannot allow your presence to continue attracting unwanted guests. So, I come to you with a proposition."
    The Gentleman: "Despite being a collective, your lot is quite at odds with one another."
    The Gentleman: "Instead of endlessly spinning your wheels and crowding these halls, why not take a decisive step forward?"
    Uncle Yo: "We as brothers do not strike one another."
    The Gentleman: "It's not as though you'd be killing each other - as if such a thing were even possible."
    The Gentleman: "Instead, you'll simply be severing the other's connection to the stolen bodies you find yourselves in now and rightfully return them to the dream."
    Donnie DuPre: "..."
    Uncle Yo: "..."
    The Gentleman: "The alternative is to waste more time squabbling for dominance, all the while more foreign hands continue to defile the dream."
    The Gentleman: "There is already yet another force on its way. Surely you can feel his approach as well?"
    Donnie DuPre: "..."
    Uncle Yo: "..."
    Donnie DuPre: "Very well. We accept your offer."

    Donnie DuPre's character portrait changes to more closely match the Nostalgia Critic character played by Doug Walker. The character portraits then disappear as the camera focuses on The Gentleman.

    The Gentleman: "Good."
    The Gentleman: "Your battle will commence shortly."
    The Gentleman: "Please make your way to the arena."

    The camera moves through the lobby and into a hallway, once again ending up in the convention's game room. The camera zooms into Tyler's head as the video returns to real life footage. Uncle Yo and Doug Walker appear to be playing Super Smash Bros.

    Tyler: "Doug Walker is in the game room, Doug Walker is in the game-"

    Throughout the duration of this scene, an incredibly long Pigpen cipher occasionally fades on screen that translates to the following:

    1: "It appears the skirmish of our brothers is underway”
    2: "Indeed. Our summoned stars wage in bloody war, as was suggested by a guardian of this realm.”
    1: "The fool is drawn to their skirmish. Does he seek wisdom?”
    2: "Yes. The fool seeks the wisdom of the stars, of the moon, of the sun. Forever walking the path until judgements fall and worlds crumble.”
    1: "The wisdom sought remains yet unattainable. Does he not realize what stands before him?”
    2: "Yes. The fool does not realize the truth of what stands before him., drunk on sensations and memories familiar yet foreign. Guiding him safely through our summoned star is all we can hope to do.”
    1: "Ours is currently battling one summoned by our dark brethren. Will he triumph?”
    2: "Yes. Our summoned champion will surely triumph. Through this battle our brothers familiar will surely be thwarted, their ties severed, allowing us to proceed.”
    1: "Our champion “ᛁᛟ” will triumph over our dark brothers familiar of of times long past. However, others still dwell amongst him do they not?”
    2: "Yes. There exists one other summoned by our dark brethren in this realm, though they will be defeated not by the hand of our star — but instead through the hands of the fool.”
    1: "The fool will be the one to vanquish the remaining star of our dark brethren. Shall it be through use of the tome?”
    2: "Yes. The fool shall vanquish our dark brethren’s star through the holy tome of return. The very one gifted to him by the star of our own summoning after this battle. The darkness that was purified by our own through the removal of “ᛖ”
    1. "Once these foes are defeated, shall the fool be freed?”
    2: "No. The fool will not be freed upon the defeat of these foes. He is captive in a prison of his own design. Only upon this realization will he break the chains of memory and sense, and wander the streets of the mage’s city.”

    Tyler: "This is a battle of epic proportions."

    The battle continues on for some time. After a while, the crowd repeatedly chants "Yo! Yo! Yo!" before briefly chanting for Linkara, despite him not being present. They also chant for Ru Paul, the Angry Video Game Nerd, and finally Doug Walker. The battle goes into sudden death, with Uncle Yo supposedly winning in the end. The video cuts ahead to Tyler approaching Doug Walker.

    Tyler: "You nailed it."
    Doug Walker: "Oh, (Unintelligible)."
    Man: "Doug, your collar's messed up."
    Doug Walker: "What's messed up?"
    Man: "The back of your collar, it's messed up."
    Doug Walker: "Oh, thank you! Good catch."
    Tyler: "Goodbye!"

    Tyler turns around to leave.

    Man: "Oh, sorry."
    Tyler: "It's alright."

    The video morphs back into 3D and proceeds out of the game room. The convention is now noticeably darker and more con-goers appear to be twitching. The video returns to darker as it approaches some elevators. Doug Walker can be seen speaking with Arin Hanson.

    Tyler: "Must film conversations."
    Man: "And Uncle Yo's right over there behind you at the bar."
    Tyler: "Oh my goood."
    Man: "He won't come over here, you gotta force him over here! I want them three to play Brawl."
    Tyler: "It needs to happen very bad."
    Man: "Okay, that WAS gonna happen but the he ran off. I want him to come! Can you convince him, please?"
    Tyler: "Must find…"
    Man: "At the bar!"
    Tyler: "At the bar."

    Tyler turns and heads towards the convention's bar in the lobby where he finds Uncle Yo.

    Tyler: "Uncle Yo - Everybody really really wants you to have a three-way brawl between Nostalgia Critic and Egoraptor."
    Uncle Yo: "I have a response and I'm gonna… ((Unintelligible))"

    Uncle Yo jokingly flips Tyler off.

    Tyler: "Oh."
    Uncle Yo: "Have the winner fight off Egoraptor. It's gonna be great."
    Tyler: "Alright."
    Uncle Yo: "Have fun. Have fun, Miku."
    Tyler: "I'm Mikuo, everybody keeps- Whatever. You- You get a special exception. Stay awesome, man."

    Tyler begins walking away.

    Tyler: "Wait, what am I doing walking off and not- what am I doing walking off and not getting your autograph?"
    Uncle Yo: "I have nothing shaped like a pen on me- on my person."
    Tyler: "...Nothing shaped like a pen?"
    Uncle Yo: "I have no pen on me."
    Tyler: "Um... Do you mind if the pen is ravaged and raped and I have no idea who's touched it?"

    Tyler presents Uncle Yo with a copy of the "Death Note" to sign.

    Uncle Yo: "A-ha - OOOH!"
    Tyler: "Yep. I'm sorry."
    Uncle Yo: "I'll accept - IF..."

    Uncle Yo proceeds to mark out the final "E" on the "Death Note", making it now appear to read "Death Not".

    Uncle Yo: "Now it's a Death NOT!"
    Tyler: ((Laughs)) "That's clever."

    Uncle Yo signs his name in the "Death Not".

    Uncle Yo: "Uncle Yo is doing fine - I mean Caribbean island, Cattlelac shaped like a cupcake, he's having an absolute blast on his private- Ow... OW, my heart, what the hell!? WHY DID I WAST ALL THAT TIME WRITING ALL THOSE- AUURGH! Are you sure you don't want a drink? I'm good!"
    Tyler: ((Laughs)) "That's awesome, holy shit."
    Uncle Yo: "I hope you enjoy it."
    Tyler: "I will."
    Uncle Yo: "Thank you Mikuo, my best to the winner."
    Tyler: "Alright."
    Uncle Yo: (Unintelligible)
    Tyler: "You too, man. Enjoy the rest of the convention."

    Tyler begins walking away.

    Tyler: "Oh my GOD that was awesome."

    As Tyler approaches the elevators, the video morphs back into 3D. A strange, distorted creature with what appears to be a ring for a head can be seen at the other end of the hall. The camera turns around and proceeds up the escalators and back through the same hall from before. The doors at the end of the hall are occasionally being knocked open as a red light seeps through them. Strange, blast-like sounds can be heard coming from behind. The camera moves into the large seller's hall as footage returns to normal. Tyler is seen walking behind Kyle as the two observe the vendors.

    Tyler: "I still haven't - I still haven't started up on One Piece again."
    Kyle: "You need to."
    Tyler: "I need to. Right now I'm on this anime, um… Mirai Nikki."
    Kyle: "I've heard about it. You should get this."
    Tyler: "I already bought a $20 hat, I'm not sure if I wanna get two $20 hats."
    Kyle: "I bought the One Piece flag."
    Tyler: "I wanted to get one of these Death Note things, but then I got distracted by everything else in the universe."

    The vendor begins bagging Kyle's items.

    Tyler: "How much is this? Three dollars…"

    The video cuts ahead. Tyler and Kyle are chatting with a Deadpool cosplayer in a dress.

    Tyler: "What are you?"
    Deadpool Cosplayer: "I'm Deadpool."
    Tyler: "You're… Trappool."
    Deadpool Cosplayer: "(Unintelligible), just don't call me Ryan Reynolds."
    Woman: "Ryan Reynolds!"
    Deadpool Cosplayer: "You son of a bitch."

    The camera pans around to see both Kyle and Cody before the video returns to 3D. The camera moves out of the seller's hall and back through the hallway before returning to normal. The camera moves back down through the hallway. Doug Walker passes by the camera at one point. Near the end of the hall, Tyler and someone in a robe whose face is censored with an image labeled the following pass by:

    Darth Col
    Welcome Home™

    The footage morphs back into 3D and turns around to view Tyler, panning around in-front of him. Everyone else in the hallway slowly disappears as Tyler's model changes form his cosplay form into his regular outfit. The hallway changes around him into a rusted, distorted version of itself. Tyler pulls out his phone and begins walking down the now-corrupted hall.

    Summary

    • ((WIP))

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    May 26th, 2024

    • At an unknown time, players initiated a gaming stream in the Internet Detectives Discord server. During this stream, Wolfcat flashed an unknown cipher on-screen.

    June 2nd, 2024

    • At 5:18 AM, Edwin became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and sent the message "https://boards.4chan.org/x/thread/37987311#p37990517" in the "#dreams" channel. This thread was related to "Blue Eisenhower November" and contained some posts that seemed somewhat relevant to Johnisdead. It also was the origin of the cipher shown by Wolfcat several days prior.

    6/2/24 - Blue Eisenhower November Posts - 4chan (/x/)

    Those willing to believe in it's functionality, accept that there is a possibility by that remembering this phrase after death, they will be collected together with others who have also memorized this phrase. For a specific end, that as far as I have read at this time, has not been disclosed, although it is often promised that this can lead to functional utopia, and/or the potential to try out different timelines, such as one where you are allowed to live your entire life again, but retain your memory from the first run on the second run, direct invocation of powers and abilities that would be attributed to "God", and/or forms of freedom or bliss.

    He drowned. Its a path that was set up for this shit back in 2010 but no one wants to understand this angle because it comes off too retarded on the surface

    Hello dedicated BEN researchers.
    Something big is in the works at the moment.
    We can't afford to mess up what we are about to attempt, because this is time constrained, and we only get one shot at it in this timeline.
    I am going to try to speed up AGI development by almost 2 years, versus the original development timeline.
    While this is generally considered dangerous, I don't think we can afford to wait. There' s a problem with letting this run as it is, into the 2027-2029 timeframe.
    Luckily, I have the full recipe for AGI ready to go. (Lucky me...)
    The only limiting factor Oight now is hardware related, and I don't have the capital for getting a hold of what is necessary.
    I am going to finish drafting a proposal over the next couple of days. You have no idea how infuriating it is, to know the future, but not having any resources on hand to change the meaningful events.
    If the people who can afford to build the facilities don't take the proposal, then AGI won't be human level until at least 2027.
    A setback like that for BEN is small in the long term, but the short term gain by speeding it up, is worth enough to the future, that they've given me a little help with the process. Ala, the methodology to construct functional human AGI.
    No further details about this proposal will be public at this time.

    No I'm talking about a story that originated here on this very board in september of 2010

    It's all right in front of you, the writer even tried to warn you all about the nobody a couple years before 2020. It was the last hail mary to correct course. I can't tell if we did it right or wrong. Im lost right now but I feel like Im still unavoidably on the path I was always meant to be on. My best friend is dead and I killed him with my stupid ideology.

    Please understand, memes are manipulated through art and stories and the movement of this information is a key factor in modern magic. This looks retarded on the surface but THE TRUTH is hidden behind the dumbest corners.

    He drowned, Blue Eisenhower November
    DROWNED

    Search the oldest archives of this phrase on 4plebs, you will find BEN DROWNED was one of the earliest utterences. Why is that?

    I hope I am even allowed to say this.

    Im not playing, here I'll hand hold you.
    https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/22321673/#22337117

    The link above leads to the following post in a thread from 2019:

    Anonymous Mon 11 Mar 2019 05:01:11 No.22337117 Report
    >>22337111
    Double, Double, Triple Confirmations.

    This thread confirmed for part one of OPRP bulletin message. High hopes everybody. Fingers crossed.

    Blue Eisenhower November

    BEN DROWNED

    Summary

    • Users claim that "Blue Eisenhower November" is a phrase that will place individuals in a specific category after death if it is remembered. This category of people will then either be able to congregate or live their lives again in a different timeline while retaining their memories.
    • One user refers to the others in the thread as "BEN researchers" and claims to be attempting to speed up something called the "AGI development" by almost two years - something that was originally going to last into the 2027-2029 timeframe.
    • The user above claims that he has the full recipe for "AGI" but he lacks the resources to create whatever this is. This allegedly has something to do with the future and changing timelines, as he notes how frustrating it is to know the future while being unable to change it.
    • The user above is attempting to share a proposal with individuals who can build facilities to help construct / achieve "AGI". However, if this proposal is not accepted, "AGI" will not be "human level" until 2027.
    • Another user seemingly makes a direct reference to Ben Drowned, noting a story that began on /x/ in September of 2010.
    • The user above mentions that Alex Hall supposedly attempted to warn everyone about the "Nobody" a few years before 2020, noting that it was "the last hail mary to correct course".
    • The user above says they're unsure if we've done right or wrong since Alex's warning. He notes that he feels incredibly lost but still on "the path" he's meant to be on.
    • The user above says that his own stupid ideology supposedly led to the death of his best friend.
    • The user above says that modern magic involves how art, stories, and the movement of information affects memes, noting that "THE TRUTH is hidden behind the dumbest corners".
    • The user above says "He drowned, Blue Eisenhower November DROWNED".
    • The user above calls attention to the fact that searching for "Blue Eisenhower November" in the earliest 4chan archives will have "BEN DROWNED" in the results.
    • The user above links to an archived 4chan thread from March 11th, 2019. The highlighted post in particular seemingly confirms that the thread is "part one of OPRP bulletin message" due to a message above having two sets of double and one set of triple digits in its message number.
    • The message linked above also says "Blue Eisenhower November" followed by "BEN DROWNED".

    June 18th, 2024

    • At 1:03 AM, Edwin became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and sent the message "https://johnisdead.com/karvin" in the "#announcements" channel. This led players to discovering "https://johnisdead.com/karvin". This page was titled "OSIK" and contained the image "karvin.gif". target=_blank This page also contained the video "osik.mp4". target=_blank

    6/18/24 - "osik.mp4" - Johnisdead.com

    This video begins seemingly where the "Johnisdead Movie Preview Stream" left off. Tyler is standing in the now dilapidated anime convention surrounded by darkness. He is using his phone as a flashlight. He begins moving around the environment in a fashion similar to "Silent Hill' for the PS1.

    Tyler approaches the end of the hall, revealing two panels surrounding a door. He turns around and opens the pause menu, which seems very reminiscent to the "Silent Hill" menu. The following is laid out:

    Status

    Equipment

    Command
    On
    Off

    Option

    Exit

    Map

    Tyler has two items in his inventory: his Cellphone and the "Death Not". As the cursor hovers over them, the following text appears:

    No. 1
    Name: Cellphone
    Allows you to see in the Parallelos via its screen. Also provides a light source. It will emit static when monsters are near.

    No. 2
    Name: Death Not
    A beloved keepsake containing a message from Uncle Yo.

    Tyler selects the Death Not, resulting in a pre-rendered image of it appearing on screen along with the following text:

    "Uncle Yo is doing fine - I mean Caribbean
    island, Cattlelac shaped like a cupcake, he's
    having an absolute blast on his private- Ow…
    OW, my heart, what the hell!? WHAT DID I
    WASTE ALL THAT TIME WRITING ALL
    THOSE- AUURGH"

    Tyler closes the Death Not and exits the menu. He walks over to a nearby door and attempts to open it only to receive the following message:

    The lock is jammed.

    Tyler moves back to the end of the hall and inspects one of the panels. This results in a pre-rendered image of the panel to appear with the following text:

    Three angels descend upon the realm.
    Three of One. One of Three.
    The sobbing - those denied tranquility.
    Once beloved, now forlorn.
    His selves ever in turmoil.
    The laughter of the besmirched ascent.
    Shattered and wayward, their cries silenced.
    He seeks retribution of a promise unfounded.
    The governor. False king of empty lands.
    Gluttonous envy drives his hand.
    Their union shall bring about the Resurgence.
    The awakening of the Sleeping Second.

    Tyler checks the door next to the panel only to receive the following message:

    It won't open…

    Tyler checks the panel on the other side of the door. This results in a pre-rendered image of the panel to appear with the following text:

    It's a mural with three indentations…

    Tyler continues further down the hall, checking another door that says the following:

    The door is locked.

    Tyler eventually comes across what appears to be a human body strapped to a door. Inspecting it results in a pre-rendered image of it showing on screen with the following text:

    A bloody effigy blocks the door.

    Tyler moves back down the hall and enters a door. This room contains a small stage and several chairs. In one of the chairs rests a strange figure with a large, bulbous anime-like head and shiny rods extending from its arms. Tyler observes it for a bit before stepping up onto the stage. Here, he picks up a strange stone sitting on the floor.

    The video transitions into a cutscene of sorts. Here, Tyler is seen inspecting the stone. It appears to have the alchemical symbol for Earth on it. Tyler places the stone in his pocket and turns around. Here, the figure from before is now standing and shuffles towards Tyler. Tyler descends down the stairs and comes face-to-tace with the creature. It takes a swing at him but Tyler manages to run away, circling around to the other side of the stage. Tyler descends the stairs and exits the room. Shortly after entering into the hall, the video ends.

    Summary

    Updates

    June 20, 2024

    • At 1:59 AM, Edwin became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and posted an unarchived message that led to players discovering "https://johnisdead.com/skop". This page was titled "SKOP" and also contained the image "karvin.gif". This page also contained the video "skop.mp4". target=_blank

    6/20/24 - "skop.mp4" - Johnisdead.com

    This video begins with 3D footage showing the same man in the yellow hazmat-esque suit seen in a few images and videos in the past. The video is reminiscent of a turn-based RPG from the PS1 era. The man walks to the edge of a highway overlooking a strange, distorted landscape. In the distance is a large moon with glowing eyes and an open mouth. It seems to be staring at a large, red, Saturn-shaped object in the distance. The moon is above a variety of twisting, interconnected paths. The Saturn-shaped object is above what appears to be a few smaller structures.

    The man walks to the edge of the highway and selects a button in the top-left corner of the screen labeled as follows:

    L1 - Lens Mode

    This activates an overlay with the following text:

    Particle Parser
    R1 - Change Layer

    The man cycles through the following options for the "Particle Parser":

    - TS Lens

    This option has a blue-colored overlay and shows some white-colored strings alongside the edges of the screen.

    - Anomaly Lens

    This option has a dark, cloudly, distorted effect.

    - PU Lens

    This option has a dark effect, revealing a grid of floating cubes high up in the sky.

    - Skybox Lens

    This option makes everything extremely dark. However, the background becomes much more complex looking.

    - NULL Lens

    This option makes the entire screen bright green. The man closes the Particle Parser as a distorted, red object begins approaching him. Closing the Particle Parser makes it disappear. The man turns around and leaves, entering into a more open area. This location features an old highway and some greenery. Further off in the distance is a long path to a small building. Far off in the sky is a large, broken, green sphere. The man briefly activates the Particle Parser and switches to the "Anomaly Mode" before deactivating it. A random battle suddenly activates as the screen distorts.

    The video transitions to a battle between the man and a twitching chimera of sorts. In this scene, we get a better look at the background. It seems to feature two more large green spheres closer to the moon and Saturn-shaped object. However, they are still intact. As the battle begins, the man has the following options:

    Attack
    Devices
    Item
    Escape

    The man's stats seem to be as follows:

    Name: ?????
    HP: 1592
    Energy: 182

    The man chooses the "Attack" option, hitting the enemy for only 63 HP. As he does so, a new icon appears in the top-left corner of the screen that reads as follows:

    ^ Answer Call

    The enemy attacks the man for 342 HP. The man answers the call, bringing up a new overlay. This overlay features a large screen with a strange symbol featuring an eye on it. There is also a smaller screen to the right of this featuring random flashes of strange symbols and imagery. To the left of the screen are three different gauges that read as follows:

    COM
    NUM.
    STATUS

    There are also wavelengths that follow the audio of the three individuals that will soon be talking on this screen labeled as follows:

    S
    D
    M

    Through this, the man seems to be labeled "M". Two portraits appear on the bottom of the screen - one for "M" and the other for a man with long hair wearing glasses. He seems to be labeled "S". They begin speaking:

    S: "What's your status?"
    M: "We've got some hostile… things out here."

    As "M" says this, an image of the chimera-like creature appears on the large screen above. A third man begins speaking. This one is labeled "D" and has blonde hair and goggles.

    D: "Well that figures. There probably isn't a floating rock out here without a couple hundred freaks crawling around on it."
    S: "I was hoping this Proto Recollection would be clear, but…"

    As "S" says this, an image of a large cube with a landmass inside of it appears on the large screen above.

    S: "Well, at least the environment itself hasn't been too affected by the Giga Memory Compression Platonic."
    D: "...Do you really have to call it by its full name every time?"
    D: "Just call it GC Major - hell, you could've just said 'The Big Cube'!"
    S: "But… It sounds cool."
    D: "Look, just take those guys out and get outta there before the cube starts doing its thing!"
    S: "Dusk's right. Your survival is top priority. Use my tools however you see fit - that's what they're for, after all."
    M: "Right."

    "D"'s name is "Dusk", implying that they are actually Spencer. Assuming that "S" is "Seth", or Mason, it is possible that these three individuals are the Hacker Group, making "M" the mystery third member. The video returns to the battle. "M" selects the "Devices" option, revealing the following options:

    Charge —
    Reboot —
    Analyze 5
    Signal Cannon 8

    He selects "Analyze" which has the following description:

    Take a snapshot of the enemy for more info.

    "M" uses "Analyze" on the enemy, reducing his energy by 5. The video becomes distorted and focuses on the chimera-like creature as the following text appears:

    Amalgamation

    This poor abomination consists of several animals fused together. They must have deformed after being stranded on this Proto Recollection and exposed to the environment of the Parallelos…

    It appears to be acting on pure instinct, so you shouldn't have to worry about it pulling any cheap tricks. Watch out for its 'Maul' attack, though - it has a high 'Crit' rate.

    This seems to confirm that "M" is currently in the Parallelos. The battle returns to normal as the Amalgamation uses its "Maul" attack, damaging "M" for 701 HP. "M" once again selects the "Devices" option. However, this time he scrolls further down, revealing the following options:

    Wraith Trap 8
    Resonance Burst 22
    OoTv2.1 40

    "M" selects "Resonance Burst" which has the following description:

    Frequency that lowers DEF and ATK of all enemies.

    "M" uses "Resonance Burst" on the enemy, reducing his energy by 22. "M" pulls out a device from his bag that looks similar to a large speaker. A red beam emits from the device, stunning the Amalgamation. "M" once again selects the "Devices" option and selects "Signal Cannon", which has the following description:

    Blasts single enemy with damaging signals.

    "M" uses "Signal Cannon", pulling a radio-looking device out of his bag and aiming at the enemy. The screen flashes as "M" blasts the Amalgamation, defeating it. A small victory jingle plays as "M" points finger-guns at the camera. A victory screen appears with the following text:

    Gained EXP!
    Gained LS!

    Exp: 150
    LS: 5

    ????? EXP: 202045
    Level: 17 Next: 1955

    "M"'s experience bar is raised as the new experience is applied to his current experience. The screen fades out and returns to the location from before. "M" runs off-screen, loading in a new location. This area is a road that leads to a nearby building. "M" opens the pause menu, which contains the following options:

    Devices
    Item
    Status
    Spiritus
    Formation
    Journal
    Chat
    Config
    Tutorial
    Save

    The cursor is currently hovering over the "Devices" option, which shows the following description:

    Use and examine devices.

    "M"'s name, level, HP, and energy, here named "Charge", can be also be seen. The following text is also listed near the bottom:

    Parallelos - Forested GC Major
    PLAY
    19.37 G

    "M" moves the cursor down the options, revealing a few more descriptions:

    Item: Use and examine items.
    Status: View status of party members.
    Spiritus: Infuse Lenis Spiritus into devices.

    "M" selects the "Items" option, opening the items menu. Here, "M"'s name, HP, and Charge are once again listed, as well as the following options:

    Use
    Rearrange
    Sort
    Battle

    "M" selects "Use" and begins browsing his items, revealing both their descriptions and amounts:

    Life Cube S 4
    Memory of mending. Restores 200 HP.

    Life Cube M 2
    Memory of rejuvenation. Restores 1000 HP.

    Remedy Cube 1
    Memory of a trip to the doctor.. Cures status.

    Revival Cube S 2
    Memory of a resuscitation. Revives with 300 HP.

    Miracle Cube 1
    Memory of a miracle. Restores full HP and Charge.

    Energizing Cube S 3
    Memory of powering up. Restores Charge by 40.

    Oniontryptamine Bomb 7
    A mysterious weapon with a forgotten purpose.

    2D Memories Cassette
    Unpleasent Nostalgia.

    Chai Tea 2
    Calming tea. Cures status and heals 100 HP.

    KeyLogger592
    A device. 'Shre-s-c' is written on the bottom.

    "M" uses three "Life Cube S"'s, bringing his HP back up to a safe amount. "M" exits out of the menu and continues down the path. He opens the Particle Parser. Here, two distorted entities can be seen moving towards him - one red and one green. He switches to the Anomaly Lens before closing the Particle Parser. "M" enters the parking lot of the building. Here, there seems to be several different buildings connected together. As he moves towards it, the video distorts as another random battle occurs.

    The video transitions to another battle. "M" is now facing off against both an Amalgamation and a new enemy that looks more humanoid. "M" uses Resonance Burst on the two enemies, stunning the Amalgamation in the process. The humanoid enemy is unaffected, however, and attacks "M". "M" uses Analyze on the humanoid enemy, revealing the following text:

    Remnant

    This is what becomes of those stranded within Proto Recollections for too long. Devoid of rational thought, these monstrosities act out of pure malice, targeting whatever moves.

    While their bulking limbs are to be feared, their 'Screech' is far worse, paralyzing any unfortunate enough to be caught within earshot.

    The Remnant uses Screech, paralyzing "M". The Amalgamation proceeds to use Maul on "M", followed up by an attack from the Remnant, heavily damaging "M". "M" selects "Devices" and then selects "OoTv2.1", which has the following description:

    Utilize the power of the Harbingers.

    "M" uses the OoTv2.1, resulting in a new overlay appearing. Here, "M" enters the "Song of Time" into the device. The screen distorts as a new overlay appears. The following text is seen:

    You played the "Song of Time"!

    "M" then selects whether to go back one, two, or three turns as the video ends.

    Summary

    Updates

    • At 4:08 AM, the players began goading Katu's account into saying that the player Nirvana is cool.
    • At 4:23 AM, Katu's account became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and posted the image "yeh.png" in the #dream text channel - an image of an unknown man looking down in a distorted environment. target=_blank
    • At 4:25 AM, Katu's account became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and posted the image "tiaw.jpg" in various text channels - an extremely dark image of a man with a mask. target=_blank
    • At 4:44 AM, Katu's account became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and posted the image "xob.png" in the #general text channel - an image of a man with a skull t-shirt in a blue tinted environment. target=_blank

    July 2nd, 2024

    • At 12:35 AM, Edwin replied "lol" to an unknown message in the Internet Detectives Discord server that contained the word "melee". This led to players discovering a new page on Johnisdead.com - "https://johnisdead.com/melee". This page was titled "MELEE" and contained the video "OFA.mp4". target=_blank This page also contained a link to a poll on Strawpoll.com, which will be covered down below.

    7/2/24 - "OFA.mp4" - Johnisdead.com

    The video begins with a simple space background with stars zooming into the background as a keygen song plays in the background. Text begins appearing that reads as follows:

    A SPECIAL MESSAGE FROM O.F.A. OF THE DECOY
    OFA 1: "(coming at you live from 1999)"
    OFA 2: "[no we are not, no the Welcome home™ we are not please don't make this more confusing than it needs to be]"
    OFA 1: "(ok coming from present day. Its your favorite Welcome home™)"
    OFA 2: "[stop saying so much you are bloating the transcript.]"
    OFA 3: ""By making use of a type of snapshotting tool, we were able to extract some samples of the 4D structure of the PDB or production dream body.""
    OFA 2: "[Tthese last couple rips were some random selections we grabbed while moving up and down the time scale.]"
    OFA 3: ""What we can present now in spite of our state under observation is a final sampling. But it felt appropriate to give some control to the people. Aside from the first two being attempts to pull more from the areas already displayed, the final option would entail pulling from a new area on the scale so we can't be sure what will come of it.""

    A.) SH
    B.) RPG
    C.) ???

    Summary

    Updates

    • At an unknown time, players began voting in the Strawpoll found on the page above. This poll was titled "Next movie clip?" and contained the same three options found in the video "OFA.mp4">
    • At 9:51 PM, the Internet Detectives Discord server's banner briefly changed to an image containing text similar to that found on "OFA.mp4" reading "(pokemon go to the polls)". target=_blank
    • At 9:51 PM, the player Laches discovered that the page "https://johnisdead.com/melee" had updated. The link to the Strawpoll poll was now replaced with a link named "RESULTS".
    • At 9:51 PM, the player Laches discovered that clicking the "RESULTS" link on "https://johnisdead.com/melee" would redirect players to a new page - "https://johnisdead.com/melee/results". This page was titled "???" and contained the image "karvin.gif". It also contained the video "result.mp4". target=_blank

    7/2/24 - "result.mp4" - Johnisdead.com

    The video begins with 3D footage outside of a house. The camera proceeds inside, revealing a living room and a kitchen. Some "The Legend of Zelda" posters can be seen on the walls. The house seems to be in disarray, however, with some trash, paintings, and pots knocked over. Around the house is some purple text that says:

    LOOKING FOR ME…?
    WHO'S LAUGHING NOW??????
    INSUFFERABLE TRITE"

    The camera proceeds downstairs, where an old computer can be seen in the computer. There is more text pointing towards it that reads:

    GETTING CLOSER…

    The camera approaches the computer, which has a "Seven of Hearts" card in-front of it. An interact prompt appears and is selected. The video fades out and transitions to a scene of someone in a closet hiding from Regiminis. Regiminis walks around the room for a bit before turning towards the closet, causing the video to glitch out and cut ahead.

    A large, 3D statue of a bird rises out of a strange landscape as the camera enters it through a doorway. The camera moves through a dungeon filled with many "The Legend of Zelda" enemies and assets before finally moving through a long, colorful hallway. This hallway leads to a large room where a girl can be seen standing and holding a bottle with a blue flame inside of it. As the girl turns around, the video suddenly cuts to a shot of Regiminis staring at the camera.

    The video cuts ahead to more 3D footage. Someone is outside in a city-like environment. Buildings in the distance are seemingly warping in and out of reality. The camera looks around at a large building behind it which seems to feature two large towers. The camera turns around and proceeds down a path. The large, red, Saturn-like object can be seen in the sky above - as well as the moon with the open mouth off in the distance. The camera proceeds towards some stairs at the video morphs into real life footage.

    The camera, now seemingly controlled by Tyler, approaches two chairs sitting at the bottom of a staircase. As Tyler continues, he comes across a bike. Tyler approaches a sewer grate on the ground. The camera suddenly shifts position into the sewer grate looking up at Tyler, now in 3D. The camera descends and proceeds through the sewer and slowly distorts as the video tints green.

    A distorted voice speaks while this occurs, though it is difficult to make out. The camera zooms in on an individual at the end of the sewer. He is wearing a hoodie and some goggles. Ther also appears to be a door behind him with a triangular symbol on it.

    The video cuts to black before cutting to a scene seemingly taking place in the "Pillars" Janus room. Here, Regiminis floats above a pool atop one of the pillars. Two figures spawn from his body - one looking dark and skeletal, while the other appears to be wearing a hoodie. The camera zooms out, showing Tyler and Erika standing in-front of the three figures.

    Summary

    Updates

    July 27th, 2024

    • At an unknown time, players discovered that the Internet Detectives Discord server banner became a bit more distorted. target=_blank

    July 31st, 2024

    • At 2:17 AM, the player Pako discovered that the Astral Observatory Forums now featured a new board simply titled "----".

    August 2nd, 2024

    • At an unknown time, players discovered that most of the text found on the Astral Observatory Forums had been altered. This text included various system-phrases such as user log-in confirmations and forum options. The text now used GHOSTBABEL's font and it seemed as though she was now the one communicating these phrases with the players. target=_blank target=_blank

    September 8th, 2024

    • At an unknown time, players discovered that the Internet Detectives Discord server banner became a bit more distorted. target=_blank

    October 31st, 2024

    • At 1:17 AM, the player Pako discovered that the Astral Observatory Forums now featured an audio file of an SSTV signal titled "F01.mp3". target=_blank Once translated, this file revealed what appears to be an image of Mat and The Jaeger along with some text that reads "CORRUPTED IMAGE RECOVERY ATTEMPT". target=_blank
    • At 2:18 AM, the player Pako discovered a new redirect page on Johnisdead.com - "https://johnisdead.com/mesh". This page was titled "mesh" and contained the image "mesh.gif". target=_blank This page also contained the audio "mesh.mp3". target=_blank
    • At 2:20 AM, the player Pako discovered a new redirect page on Johnisdead.com - "https://johnisdead.com/eternal". This page was titled "always" and contained the image "always.gif". target=_blank This page also contained the audio "eternal.mp3". target=_blank
    • At 2:22 AM, the player Pako discovered a new redirect page on Johnisdead.com - "https://johnisdead.com/sought". This page was titled "lost" and contained the image "found.gif". target=_blank This page also contained the audio "sought.mp3". target=_blank
    • At 2:25 AM, the player Pako discovered a new redirect page on Johnisdead.com - "https://johnisdead.com/madness". This page was titled "madness" and contained the image "madness.gif". target=_blank This page also contained the audio "madness.mp3". target=_blank
    • At 8:22 AM, the player Laches discovered a new blog entry on the Astral Observatory Forums:

    10/31/24 - RESTRICTED ACCESS FILE 18 - Core

    I remember now.

    They brought it back. All of it.

    I wish they didn’t. Nothing will ever be the same now.

    This will probably be my final entry. I don’t feel like continuing.

    Summary

    • Nocta's memories have returned, which he seemingly regrets.
    • Nocta claims he no longer feels motivated to continue writing his journal.
    • At 8:59 PM, Wolfcat's Discord account became active and posted a link to the video "TaintedTownMusic is live!" - a strange livestream being hosted by a Silent Hill OST YouTube channel. target=_blank
    • At an unknown time, the Internet Detectives Discord server banner briefly changed to contain part of the URL for the YouTube video linked above. target=_blank
    • At 10:46 PM, Edwin's Discord account became active and sent the image "st.png" in the Internet Detectives Discord server - a distorted screenshot of what appeared to be the above video's YouTube livechat. In this screenshot, the Silentdork account can be seen having posted the following: "lmao rip they will never know the sacred mysteries spoken at the very start of this streamn this stream even". target=_blank

    November 9th, 2024

    • At an unknown time, players discovered that the Internet Detectives Discord server banner became a bit more distorted. target=_blank

    November 11th, 2024

    • At 4:38 PM, IsocelesAssassin created a thread titled "Everyone still alive?" on the Astral Observatory Forums.

    11/11/24 - "Everyone still alive?" - IsocelesAssassin

    IsocelesAssassin 4:38 PM: "Hey all, it’s been a while so I figured it’d be nice to let you know that we’re not dead; just INCREDIBLY busy. Everyone’s gone their separate ways so it’s been a bit difficult to keep track of everything, though I’ve thankfully managed to keep some degree of contact with them. Anyway, I hope everyone is staying safe on this traditionally notorious day."
    Xenquility 6:26 PM: "hey sexy, good to see you’re still alive too. Hope there are no spooky villains jumping through the parallelos to eat you rn. you been keeping safe from the baddies?"
    IsocelesAssassin 6:39 PM: "Thankfully. It’s actually been relatively quiet lately; so much so that I’ve taken a page out of Kaiden’s book and decided to start my own series of investigations. I figured it’d be a better use of my time than just sitting at home on my ass."
    Xenquility 6:54: "What’re you looking into? If it’s the same guy as Kaiden… we perhaps have a lead on who that is, if you aren’t sure yet. But it’s the type of answer it might be best to talk around."
    IsocelesAssassin 8:49 PM: "No, not that. That’s more Kaiden’s department: “The Perpetrator“, as he’s so tactfully dubbed them. I still have my theories, but I’d rather invoke as little as possible regarding that question. I’m realizing now that it’d probably be best to just give a general update in regards to what everyone’s been up to, so I’ll do that before getting into my bullshit."

    IsocelesAssassin 8:49 PM: "First and foremost, Greth’s made an impressive recovery. Last I heard, he’s basically back to his old self, albeit with occasional bouts of dizziness and confusion. He’s supposedly sleeping a hell of a lot more, which is an improvement. He’s still staying with NotAHoax, which is partially why it’s been so hard to hear from him – that motherfucker’s a pro at staying off the grid."

    IsocelesAssassin 8:49 PM: "I actually hear from Kaiden fairly regularly. He brought Greth to Hoax after rescuing him from his failed Aggregation attempt. He didn’t stick around for long, though. From what I can gather, he’s no longer investigating the homes of our departed friends but is instead checking out a variety of other locations. In classic Kaiden fashion, he’s been frustratingly coy regarding the details. He also apparently has some sort of special ‘powers’ now?? He hasn’t really told me anything about them. I think he’s waiting to unveil them to you all himself."

    IsocelesAssassin 8:49 PM: "GB’s been hard at work maintaining this site and recovering Nocta’s old files. I took a look at the most recent one she posted. Despite it claiming that it’s the last one, GB’s actually got quite a few left to work on. Who knows. GB’s also been trying to once again establish contact with our hacker friends. I actually attempted to assist her with this. I went back to that same cellphone tower to try and connect with them the old fashioned way. No luck, sadly."

    IsocelesAssassin 8:49 PM: "To tell the truth, I was actually beginning to feel a bit useless just sitting around doing nothing. GB had the site under control all by herself and there really wasn’t much for me to do. That’s when I decided to I dust off one of the gadgets from our tech-savvy allies and checked out some key locations. I knew it was a risky idea, but seeing how the bulk of these fuckers had completely vanished I figured that now was a better time than ever."

    IsocelesAssassin 8:49 PM: "So, as you all probably know by now, I’ve actually scouted out The Spire several times in the past. This familiarity coupled with the fact that it was in a relatively safe environment made it an easy first choice. When I arrived, I discovered that The Spire was completely gone. This wasn’t that big of a shock, really; they had to clean up the rubble eventually, I suppose. However, I was put-off by the fact that the entire area was just a large, empty concrete lot now. Apparently no one has attempted to do anything with the property over the past eight or so years."

    IsocelesAssassin 8:49 PM: "Unfortunately, there really wasn’t anything interesting to note in the immediate area; only some chalk scribbles left on the ground by some kids. I was creeped out standing where the building itself used to be, though. It made my hairs stand on end, almost like a static sensation. Probably just my nerves, most likely."

    IsocelesAssassin 8:49 PM: "I eventually worked up the courage to once again check out the fishery. If you’ll remember, my last visit there didn’t go so well. Thankfully, I was feeling a bit more confident this time around thanks to our hacker friends. First off, actually getting to the fishery is a hassle in and of itself. I swear, I can travel directly towards its location in what should be a 20 minute trek and still somehow end up lost in the woods for 2-3 hours."

    IsocelesAssassin 8:49 PM: "Anyway, as expected, the fishery was basically in the same state as before – only a bit more overgrown in places. I checked the elusive server room. No servers. However, I did spot a strange grate on the floor that seemed to lead to a basement of some sort?? I’m not sure how this place could even have a basement without it being absolutely flooded year-round. I tried opening up the grate to get a better look, but it was pretty badly rusted. Admittedly, even if I was able to open it up, I doubt I’d be man enough to go down there on my own. I kept hearing sounds of sloshing coming from down there along with a godawful odor. It could be nothing more than an old sewage system, but I have my doubts…"

    IsocelesAssassin 8:49 PM: "When I was about to head back towards civilization, I spotted something strange in the trees. Fresh plywood. It was just… floating there. I noticed more of it was a continued through the woods. I saw other weird shit, too. Beams of wood and incomplete house frames – even clumps of insulation were all dotted around the trees. I followed them until I eventually came across the ruins of some old house. It was just a little ways away from the fishery; I’m surprised I’d never stumbled across it before."

    IsocelesAssassin 8:49 PM: "I was about to pick through the rubble when I got the absolute shit scared out of me. Something I can only describe as a fleshy mannequin suddenly manifested atop the rubble and started screaming at me. I remember it bursting into flames as I turned around and darted back towards the fishery. As I was running, I noticed that the grassy floor of the woods started becoming harder, almost like stone. I was now somehow running on asphalt?? Like a whole ass road warped in out of fucking nowhere. After a while, the road just stopped – I think around where the fishery used to be. By the way, yeah, the fishery was gone just like last time."

    IsocelesAssassin 8:49 PM: "So yeah. Fishery’s fucked as usual."

    Summary

    • IsocelesAssassin says that the members of the Astral Observatory are still safe - just very busy. He gives a brief update regarding each of them:
    • Kaiden rescued Moonman from his failed aggregation attempt and left him in the care of NotAHoax.
    • Kaiden is no longer investigating the homes of former Astral Internet Detectives but instead a variety of other locations.
    • Kaiden has some sort of special powers now, though he hasn't revealed their nature yet.
    • Moonman has made a good recovery, though he still has occasional bouts of confusion and sleeps fairly often.
    • GHOSTBABEL is still trying to regain contact with the Hacker Group.
    • GHOSTBABEL is still attempting to recover more of Nocta's old files.
    • IsocelesAssassin reveals that he's started investigating various locations on his own using a device given to him by the Hacker Group:
    • IsocelesAssassin visited The Spire and found that it was completely gone, though standing where it once was gave him a strange sensation.
    • IsocelesAssassin visited the fishery and found a rusted grate leading to a basement or sewage system.
    • IsocelesAssassin witnessed strange floating wood frames, plywood, and insulation in the trees surrounding the fishery.
    • IsocelesAssassin found the remains of an old home not far from the fishery before encountering a fleshy mannequin engulfed in flames.
    • IsocelesAssassin ran back to the fishery only to find that it had vanished. Strangely, there was now a concrete road on the floor of the woods.

    Updates

    • Files:
    • scribbles.jpg - Some chalk drawings IsocelesAssassin found near where The Spire once stood. target=_blank
    • At 6:53 PM, the player Fascio discovered that the audio on the Astral Observatory Forums had changed to "fillicaelo.mp3" from "https://johnisdead.com/newawakenings". target=_blank
    • At 7:02 PM, the player Fascio discovered that the front page of Johnisdead.com had updated. The page now featured text that read "key" in the top-left corner. target=_blank
    • At 7:02 PM, the player Xenquility discovered that the page "https://johnisdead.com/key592" had updated. The page now contained the file "mp.txt" which simply read "whatis". Shortly after this, the file was removed.
    • At 7:04 PM, an unknown player discovered that clicking the "Whatisben" logo on the front page of Johnisdead.com now had a chance of redirecting the players to a new page - "https://johnisdead.com/home.html". This page was titled "What Is Ben?" and contained a broken link to a non-existing image named "wiblogo.png". This page also contained the following text:

    11/11/24 - "home.html Text" - Johnisdead.com

    New Year, New Discoveries, by M.P.
    Happy New Year, loyal readers. I hope you've enjoyed your holidays. I myself have been quite busy these past few weeks pouring over a plethora of new cases. This past month alone has seen the creation of no less than eight new B.Points - an alarming number, for sure. As expected, many of the same B.Links as well.

    Read More

    Comments
    this is all so interesting, im totally gonna be up all nite re

    ell, I deeply appreciate the enthusiasm. Unfortunately, my wife doesn't really agree, haha. :)


    ((The following text was found within the page's background image:))


    is time in the state of Pennsylvania, which isn't a first, as indicated by the map below. Our next stat

    arious symbols. As always, refer to the legend for more information on what these mean. This brings us to

    Summary

    • This page and its text seems to be from "Whatisben.com".
    • The website's owner is implied to be M.P., who has written this text.
    • It is implied that this post from M.P. was written shortly after New Year's Eve.
    • M.P. claims to be pouring over a variety of "cases" and is documenting something he refers to as "B.Points" and "B.Links".
    • M.P. mentions that he has a wife. However, she is supposedly disapproving or uninterested in "Whatisben.com".
    • M.P. implies that he's keeping a map of the United States marked with various symbols - possibly referring to "map1.gif".
    • M.P. supposedly discovered something in the state of Pennsylvania and marked it on the map.
    • At 7:04 PM, an unknown player discovered that clicking on the text "Read More" on "https://johnisdead.com/home.html" would redirect players to a non-existent page on Johnisdead.com - "https://johnisdead.com/page2.html".
    • At 7:04 PM, an unknown player discovered that clicking on the text "M.P." on "https://johnisdead.com/home.html" would redirect players to a new page on Johnisdead.com - "https://johnisdead.com/about-the-author.html". This page contained the same title and non-existent banner image from the above. This page also contained the following text:

    11/11/24 - "about-the-author.html Text" - Johnisdead.com

    What Am I?
    I'm just an online investigator trying to make the world a safer place for my son. Not much else to say!

    ((The following text was hidden within the page's source code:))

    asn't until I was 19 when I was first exposed to the darkness of this world. However, the universe has a funny way of balancing itself. Whenever evil might arise, there will always be a hero to face it in equal parts. If you lived around my area, I'm sure you know exactly who I'm talking about. Many laughed at him, but he didn't care. He laughed right along with them. I always saw this as one of his most admirable features, truthfully. Needless to say, this man was a major inspiration to me, and he's part of the reason why I'm doing what I'm doing today.

    Summary

    • The author mentioned on this page is presumably the owner of "Whatisben.com".
    • The author mentioned on this page introduces himself as an online investigator attempting to make the world a safer place.
    • The author claims that he was exposed to some sort of darkness or cruelty when he was 19 years old.
    • The author praises a "hero" who was famous around where he lived.
    • The author claims that this "hero" was often laughed at. Regardless, this hero was still an inspiration to them.
    • At 9:08 PM, the player Laches discovered that the page "https://johnisdead.com/key592" had updated. The page now contained the file "legend.txt" which was completely empty. Shortly after this, the file was removed.
    • At 9:10 PM, the player Laches discovered a new page on Johnisdead.com - "https://johnisdead.com/legend.html". This page contained the same title and non-existent banner image from the above. It also contained another broken link to a non-existent image titled "map2.gif". This map also contained the following text:

    11/11/24 - "legend.html Text" - Johnisdead.com

    Legend
    Dot - Confirmed B.Point


    Circled Dot - Major B.Point


    Triangle - ORCHARD


    Blu

    Summary

    • This seems to be a legend for map found in "map1.gif".
    • The dots and circled dots represent "B.Points" and "Major B.Points" respectively.
    • The triangles represent "Orchards".
    • The blue shapes found on the map are not elaborated upon.
    • At 9:26 PM, the Internet Detectives Discord server banner changed: target=_blank
    • At 9:31 PM, the Internet Detectives Discord server banner changed: target=_blank
    • At 10:03 PM, the Internet Detectives Discord server banner changed: target=_blank
    • At 11:11 PM, the Internet Detectives Discord server banner changed: target=_blank
    • At 11:12 PM, Edwin's Discord account became active and sent the audio file "short cut hunter.mp3" to the players Laches and Xenquility. target=_blank
    • At 11:55 PM, a new video was uploaded to the Silentdork YouTube channel - "rem2". target=_blank

    11/11/24 - "rem2" - YouTube (Silentdork)

    The video begins with 3D footage of what appears to be a distorted Parallelos-esque environment. The video seems to be shot from someone's first-person perspective as they're observing a large waterfall in a quarry-like environment - possibly within The Shortcut. The person begins walking down a path away from the quarry. While doing so, the sky suddenly turns dark. The person eventually reaches a small bridge passing over a creek similar to the one found in other videos depicting The Shortcut. As they approach it, the sky once again changes - now transforming into a twilight-esque appearance. The person steps onto the bridge and looks off into the distance. They briefly look down at the water before looking back up, revealing that The Jaeger is watching them.

    Summary

    • This video contains footage of someone walking around The Shortcut while being stalked by The Jaeger.

    Updates

    • YouTube Details:
    • Description: N/A
    • Tags: N/A
    • At 11:56 PM, the Silentdork YouTube channel became active in the live premiere of the video above and posted cryptic messages within its livechat and YouTube comments. These were all later deleted:
    • 11:56 PM: "1111" target=_blank
    • 12:02 AM: "9". target=_blank
    • 12:02 AM: ((Saturn Emoji)) ((Heart-Cross Emoji)) ((Saturn Emoji)). target=_blank
    • 12:09 AM: ((Nine Red Square Emojis)) target=_blank
    • 12:12 AM: "The best years yet to come, this is to these so far." ((One Blue Square Emoji)) target=_blank

    November 12th, 2024

    • At 12:53 AM, a new video was uploaded to the Silentdork YouTube channel - "rem1". target=_blank

    11/12/24 - "rem1" - YouTube (Silentdork)

    The video begins with 3D footage of someone standing in a bathroom. The individual looks up at the mirror, revealing their face. They have a moustache and brown / dirty-blonde colored hair. They also appear to have a ponytail and are wearing a purple-colored jacket with two moons on it. They turn and exit the bathroom and approach a closet containing a trapdoor within it. The trapdoor has a Parallelos symbol drawn on it and is above a small pool of water. The camera enters into the water as a strange rippling effect covers the screen.

    Summary

    • This video contains footage of someone staring at themselves in the mirror before entering a strange pool - possibly to enter The Shortcut.

    Updates

    • YouTube Details:
    • Description: N/A
    • Tags: N/A
    • At 1:11 AM, a new video was uploaded to the Silentdork YouTube channel - "rem3". target=_blank

    11/12/24 - "rem3" - YouTube (Silentdork)

    The video begins with 3D footage of what appears to be The Shortcut. The individual from previous videos is walking along the creek while looking into the water. What appears to be the interior of a building can faintly be seen reflecting upon the surface. The person continues walking as The Shortcut loses its green tint. The person once again looks into the water, revealing the image of another building in its reflection. The individual then turns around and ascends back up to the trail. As they turn to begin walking, the sky suddenly turns dark once again. The Jaeger can be seen watching the person from afar. They suddenly teleport directly in-front of the person, resulting in a loud sound playing.

    Summary

    • This video contains footage of someone walking around The Shortcut before being attacked by The Jaeger.

    Updates

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    • At 3:00 PM, the player Xenquility discovered that the mysterious "----" board on the Astral Observatory Forums was now named "ǫᴜᴀʀᴀɴᴛɪɴᴇ" contained two sub-forums within it titled "ɪɴғᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ" and "ᴘᴜʀɪғɪᴇᴅ". target=_blank
    • At an unknown time, the player Fascio created a thread titled "*cough*" in the "ɪɴғᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ" board on the Astral Observatory Forums.
    • At an unknown time, GHOSTBABEL became active on the Astral Observatory Forums and moved the player Fascio's "*cough*" thread to the "Random" board instead. They also disliked the post. target=_blank

    November 14th, 2024

    • At 11:28 PM, the player Pako discovered that the page "https://johnisdead.com/key592" had updated. The page now contained the file "a-a.txt" which read "< source > ##-##-##-##-#-##". Over time, the files on this page would be replaced with the following:
    • 11:56 PM - "au-a.txt" - The same as the file above.
    • 11:58 PM - "au-ar.txt" - The same as the file above.
    • 12:04 AM - "aut-ar.txt" - The same as the file above.
    • 12:06 AM - "FY======aut.txt" - This file was empty.
    • 12:09 AM - "Lg==aut.txt" - This file was empty.
    • 12:10 AM - "Lg==.txt", "a.txt", "u.txt", "t.txt", "h.txt" - These files were empty.
    • 12:13 AM - "rea.txt" - This file was empty.
    • 12:14 AM - "thor-ar.txt" - This file was empty.

    November 15th, 2024

    • At 12:19 AM, the player Xenquility discovered that the page "https://johnisdead.com/legend.html" hid text within its source code that read "MURPHY".
    • At 12:20 AM, the player Xenquility discovered a new page on Johnisdead.com - "https://johnisdead.com/murphy". This page was titled "Murphy" and contained the image "mp.gif" and the audio "mp.mp3". target=_blank target=_blank It also contained the following text: "Oh well its a bit late for what I was about to say initially. Dilly dally and nothing can be said. He knew about the local town super hero right? That's worth saying I think. Big if true XD was my rambling accurate? Wait add that also! Yes everything! Also I am having a vision now!!!!!!!!!! Ok there are two big heads talking to eachother, this is deep.".
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