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| − | <option>On Chrismas Eve</option | + | <option>On Chrismas Eve</option> |
<option>On Undecim Nocte</option> | <option>On Undecim Nocte</option> | ||
<option>On this very day</option> | <option>On this very day</option> | ||
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</choose> Arc</b> began. | </choose> Arc</b> began. | ||
| − | First, <choose> | + | First, <b><choose> |
<option>John</option> | <option>John</option> | ||
<option>Tyler</option> | <option>Tyler</option> | ||
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<option>Nocta</option> | <option>Nocta</option> | ||
<option>Luna</option> | <option>Luna</option> | ||
| − | </choose> <choose> | + | </choose></b> <choose> |
<option>ate</option> | <option>ate</option> | ||
<option>killed</option> | <option>killed</option> | ||
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<option>aggregated to</option> | <option>aggregated to</option> | ||
<option>married</option> | <option>married</option> | ||
| − | <option> | + | <option>(CENSORED)</option> |
<option>obliterated</option> | <option>obliterated</option> | ||
<option>cranked</option> | <option>cranked</option> | ||
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<option>confirmed the canonicity of</option> | <option>confirmed the canonicity of</option> | ||
<option>discovered that they were the bastard lovechild of</option> | <option>discovered that they were the bastard lovechild of</option> | ||
| − | </choose> <choose> | + | </choose> <b><choose> |
<option>the Lunar Children</option> | <option>the Lunar Children</option> | ||
<option>The Internet Detectives</option> | <option>The Internet Detectives</option> | ||
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<option>Nocta</option> | <option>Nocta</option> | ||
<option>Luna</option> | <option>Luna</option> | ||
| − | </choose>. This <choose> | + | </choose></b>. This <choose> |
<option>left the nation in a state of absolute turmoil.</option> | <option>left the nation in a state of absolute turmoil.</option> | ||
<option>came as a shock to no one.</option> | <option>came as a shock to no one.</option> | ||
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<option>got them all doxed on the dark web.</option> | <option>got them all doxed on the dark web.</option> | ||
<option>was later made into an unfunny meme.</option> | <option>was later made into an unfunny meme.</option> | ||
| + | </choose> Everyone thought that this was <choose> | ||
| + | <option>pretty fuckin' gay</option> | ||
| + | <option>alright</option> | ||
| + | <option>expected</option> | ||
| + | <option>par for the course</option> | ||
| + | <option>magnificent</option> | ||
| + | <option>beautiful</option> | ||
| + | <option>cool</option> | ||
| + | <option>quite unorthodox</option> | ||
| + | <option>cringy</option> | ||
| + | <option>epic</option> | ||
| + | <option>pretty understandable</option> | ||
| + | <option>new and exciting</option> | ||
| + | <option>the purest example of heterosexuality</option> | ||
| + | <option>cancel-worthy</option> | ||
| + | </choose> and they <choose> | ||
| + | <option>proceeded to follow suit.</option> | ||
| + | <option>made fanart of the event.</option> | ||
| + | <option>adjusted their Johnisdead ships accordingly.</option> | ||
| + | <option>took legal action immediately.</option> | ||
| + | <option>decided to seek professional help.</option> | ||
| + | <option>initiated <b style="color:red;">THE ORGY</b>.</option> | ||
| + | <option>recorded the whole thing.</option> | ||
| + | <option>wouldn't shut the fuck up about it.</option> | ||
| + | <option>updated the timeline accordingly.</option> | ||
</choose> | </choose> | ||
| − | A few days later, <choose> | + | A few days later, <b><choose> |
<option>John</option> | <option>John</option> | ||
<option>Tyler</option> | <option>Tyler</option> | ||
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<option>Nocta</option> | <option>Nocta</option> | ||
<option>Luna</option> | <option>Luna</option> | ||
| − | </choose> <choose> | + | </choose></b> <choose> |
<option>ate</option> | <option>ate</option> | ||
<option>killed</option> | <option>killed</option> | ||
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<option>aggregated to</option> | <option>aggregated to</option> | ||
<option>married</option> | <option>married</option> | ||
| − | <option> | + | <option>(CENSORED)</option> |
<option>obliterated</option> | <option>obliterated</option> | ||
<option>cranked</option> | <option>cranked</option> | ||
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<option>confirmed the canonicity of</option> | <option>confirmed the canonicity of</option> | ||
<option>discovered that they were the bastard lovechild of</option> | <option>discovered that they were the bastard lovechild of</option> | ||
| − | </choose> <choose> | + | </choose> <b><choose> |
<option>the Lunar Children</option> | <option>the Lunar Children</option> | ||
<option>The Internet Detectives</option> | <option>The Internet Detectives</option> | ||
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<option>Nocta</option> | <option>Nocta</option> | ||
<option>Luna</option> | <option>Luna</option> | ||
| − | </choose> | + | </choose></b>. This was considered <choose> |
| − | + | <option>the first true act of heroism in the Within Hubris community</option> | |
| − | + | <option>to be an honest to god mercy to all those involved</option> | |
| − | + | <option>really massively fucking homosexual</option> | |
| − | + | <option>illegal in several countries</option> | |
| − | + | <option>"<span style="font-style:italic;">freaking epic</span>"</option> | |
| − | + | <option>pretty alright</option> | |
| − | + | <option>career suicide</option> | |
| − | + | <option>unmarketable on many levels</option> | |
| − | + | <option>offensive to several minority groups</option> | |
| − | + | </choose> and the whole event was <choose> | |
| − | + | <option>ignored.</option> | |
| − | + | <option>celebrated.</option> | |
| − | + | <option>swept under the rug.</option> | |
| − | + | <option>memory holed.</option> | |
| − | + | <option>memed about.</option> | |
| − | + | <option>made into an ARG.</option> | |
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Latest revision as of 18:55, 20 September 2024
On March 24th in 2002, the Skibidi Wild Arc began.
First, Laches literally fucking shitted on Dense. This was all caught on video and uploaded to Silentdork. Everyone thought that this was beautiful and they proceeded to follow suit.
A few days later, Pako deeply pondered the concept of Xenquility. This was considered "freaking epic" and the whole event was ignored.
