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The man wearing the red jacket hands the camera off to the suited man. The man in a red jacket and the man in all black begin fighting while the suited man records. The man in orange can be seen fighting a woman in the background as well.

Revision as of 11:42, 25 April 2022

This is the third part of the Our Horizon Arc Timeline. Please read the first two parts before proceeding.

April 23rd, 2021

  • At 4:23 PM, a new video was uploaded to the Silentdork YouTube channel - "Hesitation". This video contained distorted footage, cryptic text, and plenty of ciphers. target=_blank

4/23/21 - "Hesitation" - YouTube (Silentdork)

The video begins with distorted footage of what appears to be a wooded area near a road with some buildings. The environment is destroyed and crumbled and appears to be floating in a void. Text begins appearing on screen.

"There is another through which I may reach the final layer."
"ORANGE HALF OF FUTURE WHOLE"

A drawing of two symbols similar to the "Star of David" can be seen.
"I'm surprised, Luke."
"I rarely see you in my library."
"I never believed you to be the 'studious' type."

"SHE SEES THROUGH AGGREGATE EYES"

"I SEE MY FUTURE"
"Your dream will end."
"A NEW SPHERE AWAITS"

"No..."
"No, it's the Harbingers again."

"ID"
".root"

"HARRY"
"They are lying to you."
"The Elders."
"Don't trust them."


"Luna's machine..."
"The World Engine."

This text was surrounded by four cubes containing the letters:
"D A S H"

"SHEEPDOGS SECRET"
"I... remember Hope telling me about this, but..."
"HIS PHONE"

")()()(ARAWN)()()("
"I see..."
"Am I correct in assuming you are the "other" of a Finitor, then?"

"FINITOR DYAD"

"I'm not cut out for it."
"I never was."
"I'm sorry, I'm not, like, trying to pull a Draco or a Saint here."

"YOU LET HIM GO DOWN THERE ON HIS OWN?"

"WHAT DID YOU TWO TALK ABOUT?"
"But the chaos agents..."
"What of their will?"
"Intent is a powerful thing, Alan."


"Ezekiel Konrad is a cowardly fool plagued by anxiety and insecurity."
"BUT NOT THOTH"

"THE RESEARCHERS SHADOW"
"Arawn, he called himself."
"A most mysterious character..."


"HIS MASK WAITS WITH THE GIRL."
"You had him all figured out, so he had to make a deal with the devil."
"AW"

"So, brother... Don't try to resist."
"PROGENITOR"

"ARTISTS"
"Do you know why I wear this mask, Sheep?"
"It's because the Lunar Children need a leader."

"CONFESSIONS"

"JANUS"
"Mindshape has been resurrected from its previous terminal state into a completely new form."
"BIFROST"

"I'LL BE WAITING."
"My time in this world is quickly coming to an end."
"IN THE NEXT"

"We were trying something big that day..."
"Something I had been looking forward to for a long time."
"My Ascension."

"NOCTA LIES EVEN TO HIMSELF."

"SHE SPEAKS TO TRAITORS"
"The Harbingers aren't who you think they are..."

"The Harbinger's Link?"
"I assume he's already in our possession."

"IT WAS IFRIT"

"PLUCKED FROM THE PARALLELOS OF THE DEAD."
"That orange thing put him there..."
"Pumpkinhead, I think?"

"A CRUDE MASK THAT DID SERVE WELL."

"HE CRIES FOR HINA"
"Dude got lost in the basement."
"The basement!?"
"How'd he manage that?"


"This sphere grows old."
"Guess he's really got it out for me this time."
"Let us birth anew."

"Well well, speak of the devil!"
"Hey Mesic, how's the haul?"

"WE THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD"

"We're strong, we can deal with whatever comes next!"

"No matter what happens..."

The footage changes to a shot of the "Path" Janus room. More text appears on screen:

"There is so much about our teachings you don't remember because you did not live it this time, I guess."
"Remember the prayer they made us say for people who were going to be in the finitor and beyond ranks?"
"My favorite part was always 'Grant me power'."
"MAKE ME KING."


"Together with the body of energy prepared for you is the secret of the whispered numbers."
"Beyond comes the trial of four, which begets the inverted two."
"The unreal made real."
"The spirit rejoined to the flesh."


Grainy footage of a twisted hallway leading into an open chamber can be seen before the video cuts to black. Footage of various Janus rooms is shown as more text appears:

"Am I 'I'?"
"No, you are you and me are we."
"That makes two I's, silly XD"


The video ends with a loading bar slowly filling up with the following text surrounding it:

"POWERING UP"
"PLEASE WAIT..."

Summary

  • This video contains many cryptic messages written in ciphers and unknown languages.
  • An entity named "Arawn" is mentioned, though not expanded upon.
  • Many Lunar Children are referenced, such as Sheepdog, Hope, and Thoth.
  • Luke is referenced as having visited a library, presumably the Lunar Children's library at the Spire which is partially governed by the Elder Child Jinn. It's implied that Jinn might be an aggregated being of some sort.
  • Text from Erika seems to imply that Tyler might be II, or "The second".

Updates

  • YouTube Details:
  • Description: "Your floor is coming up... or? Too comfortable in his private bubble, can't escape me forever. Give no pity for the willfully confused. -T"
  • Tags: N/A
  • At 4:25 PM, BUP became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and sent a link to a Facebook page titled "Notahoax_m12's FB Meme Site". (Link) This page was owned by NotAHoax, and seemed to simply be a meme page where he would occasionally comment on memes he uploads. The images discovered here were as follows:
  • 1st Image - Hoax: "Of course I've been LOCKDOWN since 'Nam BROTHERS...". target=_blank
  • 2nd Image - Hoax: "Bricks of hard cheese make good rations BROTHER..." target=_blank
  • 3rd Image - Hoax: "IDIOTS are spiking the price of milsurp BROTHER I live off milsurp!". target=_blank
  • At 11:11 PM, a video was uploaded to the Greth Vlogs YouTube channel - "rendevous". This video contained footage of what appeared to be the Parallelos and a conversation between two individuals. target=_blank

4/23/21 - "rendevous" - YouTube (Greth Vlogs)

Footage of what appears to the be the Parallelos is shown. The location seems to be the same one seen in the video "Escape p.2". The following text appears on screen:

"Well... I've witnessed some rather strange magic myself, lately... First hand."
"yeah, well"
"im not really sure what youre referring to"
"but i doubt its anything compared to this"
"Who's the target?"
"you-know-who"
"Ah... I see. Our little troublemaker."
"Any ideas for approach?"
"at the moment?"
"none"
"things are still developing"
"with the way things are going, i dont even know if we should take action"
"And what if we should?"
"I'm on the move, and I may not be around to receive your orders."
"Perhaps a series of codewords are in order?"
"codewords...?"

The text begins appearing once again:

"Well... I've witnessed some rather strange magic myself, lately... First hand."
"yeah, well"
"im not really sure what youre referring to"
"but i doubt its anything compared to this"
"Who's the target?"
"you-know-who"
"Ah... I see. Our little troublemaker."
"Any ideas for approach?"
"at the moment?"
"none"
"things are still developing"
"with the way things are going, i dont even know if we should take action"
"And what if we should?"
"I'm on the move, and I may not be around to receive your orders."
"Perhaps a series of codewords are in order?"
"codewords...?"

Summary

  • Two unknown entities discuss whether or not they should take action against a "troublemaker".
  • The two unknown entities decide to use a series of codewords for further communication.

Updates

  • YouTube Details:
  • Description: N/A
  • Tags: N/A

April 26th, 2021

  • At 2:03 PM, the player Laches discovered that NotAHoax had made several new posts on his Facebook page:
  • 1st Image - April 23rd - 8:46 PM - Hoax: "Haha wonder if I'll get "zucc"'d as they say BROTHERS haha.." target=_blank
  • 2nd Image - April 24th - 6:47 PM - Hoax: "I wouldnt let no ECTOPLASM lips go anywhere near MY HOG you hear BROTHRRS!?" target=_blank
  • 3rd Image - April 26th, 6:31 AM - Hoax: "Haha grilling is a WAY of LIFE when you live on the go BROTHER!" target=_blank

May 2nd, 2021

  • At 8:45 AM, the Internet Detectives Discord server banner image changed several times, cycling through various distorted images of Patrem and Hank. target=_blank target=_blank target=_blank Screenshot.png target=_blank target=_blank target=_blank target=_blank target=_blank target=_blank target=_blank target=_blank
  • At 10:18 AM, IIIII became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and sent the message "https://vocaroo.com/1hUrhlFCIFql" - a link to an audio file containing a deep voice that reads as follows: target=_blank target=_blank

5/2/21 - Vocaroo Audio File - Discord (Internet Detectives)

((Unintelligible)) "There in the distance. That song ((Unintelligible)) and I will know that I have no ((Unintelligible)) Those songs that play - every word is with meaning. ((Unintelligible)) listening. Go there to me."

  • At 10:37 AM, IIIII became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and sent the message "He is the answer" in the "#announcements" text-channel. target=_blank
  • At 10:41 AM, IIIII became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and sent the message "ettps://vonhroo.nol/1eUrejCNFCqj". target=_blank
  • At 10:58 AM, the Internet Detectives Discord server banner image changed to a distorted screenshot of the gate in the "Treeline" Janus room. target=_blank
  • At 11:04 AM, the player thelostbrineinthewoods discovered that a new page on Johnisdead.com - "https://johnisdead.com/compound". This page was titled "Compound" and contained the image "realm.gif", just like the pages "https://johnisdead.com/realm" and "https://johnisdead.com/treeline" before it. This page also contained the "Compound" Janus room.

5/2/21 - "Compound" Janus Room - Johnisdead.com

This Janus room was a continuation of the "Treeline" and "Realm" Janus rooms. It could be accessed by opening a new portal that had been placed in the "Treeline" Janus room at the gate on the other side of the woods. This Janus room contained the Fishery as it appeared in the past before it fell into ruins. Upon approaching the grounds surrounding the fishery, a quiet, foreboding song would play. There was now a large sign hanging on the wall outside of the fishery that contained a cartoon drawing of Hank Hubbard and text that reads:

"Hubbard Fishery"
"Fishing Supplies and More..."
"'mo betta!"


There were also several vehicles parked outside of the fishery, as well as a dumpster. The rest of the fishery grounds were blocked by a large fence. The road leading to the fishery continued down another path that was blocked by an invisible wall and a gate.

The first room of the fishery was structured as a convenience store with fishing supplies. In this building, an hour-long audio file played over the store's radio. This audio file contained the following:

"Hello Darlin'" by Conway Twitty

"There's a Stranger In My House" by Ronnie Milsap
"Neon Moon" by Brooks & Dunn


Advertisement:
"Do you like fishin'? How bout fresh fish? When our boy ain't out fishin' by ((Unintelligible)) , he's down home with the family catching and cooking the best fish here at ((Loud noise)) Now come on down and get you some at Hubbard's, where the fish are mo' betta!"

"Family Tradition" by Hank Williams Jr
"I see A Darkness" by Johnny Cash


Advertisement:
...I would catch a fish with my bare hands, but now I don't have to. ((Unintelligible)) You would think my family would appreciate all the fish I bring in, but nope, they kill my baby cause I am a girl that came from a fucked up family that doesn't like the darker shade that I am. I'm the cursed sister, stuck in the middle who learned the truth too when they wanted me. Three, the lies they all told to cover it up, make it look worse. They turned the people around on me. So where do I come in, I'll tell you the truth, but it really wouldn't matter in the end. Why? Because people don't care about another struggle till you ((Unintelligible)) I would be a hard ball to factor. I'll probably make a move. Here's the others, two true stories that nobody cared about. My psychotic mama's sister, the one that I felt was a crazy ass piece of shit ((Unintelligible)) Fuck that, I'll get you no matter what the hell you put me through. The truth shall prevail. About the added ((Unintelligible)) I was the first person who you ((Unintelligible)) up to. Then my baby had to do the next curse, she was trying to cover her tracks up. I guess they told me things you can't see and soul sources. Then. No one, like, understands me. But who am I to judge until it comes to what I know know what happened, when the processed paper work ((Unintelligible)) files for ((Unintelligible)) That's why I can't find my dad. Cause I know what happens, they process people with the ((Unintelligible)) That's why I can't find my dad the only other one of you. Gone. So here are my mom's lies everybody seems to trust so much but fuck it. I'm done. They all said fuck this ((Unintelligible)) I give up now. But he said I could get more by myself and the truth. I, only one now, I weep where I used to ((Unintelligible)) I am the heart, part of the truth. My story never changed no matter who I'm questioned against. The worst and baddest of them all. I've been beaten down. Two ((Unintelligible)) above it all. To be kicked out by my own kind family. ((Unintelligible)) Last month, black and white, if they don't see me so fuck em all. I don't give in. I don't surrender. But now that you know, now you are ((Unintelligible)) I know the truth. And it shall set me free once and for all. All four of you suck. And you know what? I did not go too far or shall I. 1-2-1-2-2-0-0-0. 2-2-3-1-9-9. (unint) pages. The only real truth out here ((Unintelligible)) in these ((Unintelligible)) stressed ((Unintelligible)) is that they ((Unintelligible)) So fuck everybody. ((Repeats from "I know the truth"))
"TENEBRIS"

"Station to Station" by David Bowie

Advertisement:
"Folks, lemme tell you about a place. ((Unintelligible)) called Hubbard's Fishery. They're a local owned, family owned fishery right here in ((Loud sound)) Florida. You can find just about everything you need out there on the swamp. You can find yourself a ((Unintelligible)) You can find yourself some bait. You can find live. Back in Hubbard's Fishery, they got guns, manuals, how-to'ss. We can fix your rod for a small fee. You can rent you a boat. All them things you want. There's one of our tours of the local area where we'll happily show you alligators from the safety of our boat. So, come on down to Hubbard's Fishery, we promise we're not hiding anything. Come on down to Hubbard's Fishery and supply and more!"

"Buddy" by Willie Nelson
"The Chair" by George Strait
"I Walk the Line" by Johnny Cash
"I'm a Ramblin' Man" by Waylon Jennings


Advertisement:
"Do you like fishin'? How bout fresh fish? When our boy ain't out fishin' by ((Unintelligible)) , he's down home with the family catching and cooking the best fish here at ((Loud noise)) Now come on down and get you some at Hubbard's, where the fish are mo' betta!"

"Baby Blue" by George Strait
"Boot Scootin Boogie" by Brooks & Dunn
"The Ride" by David Allan Coe


Advertisement:
"Folks, lemme tell you about a place. ((Unintelligible)) called Hubbard's Fishery. They're a local owned, family owned fishery right here in ((Loud sound)) Florida. You can find just about everything you need out there on the swamp. You can find yourself a ((Unintelligible)) You can find yourself some bait. You can find live. Back in Hubbard's Fishery, they got guns, manuals, how-to'ss. We can fix your rod for a small fee. You can rent you a boat. All them things you want. There's one of our tours of the local area where we'll happily show you alligators from the safety of our boat. So, come on down to Hubbard's Fishery, we promise we're not hiding anything. Come on down to Hubbard's Fishery and supply and more!"

"Harvest Moon" by Neil Young
"Five Years" by David Bowie



On the walls were three missing person posters for:

"VIKTOR ANDERSON"
"Tracie McBride"
"ROSS JASON WILLIAMS"


An advertisement could also be found hanging on some racks that read:

"50% OFF!"
"All bait & tackle!"
"Ask about our..."
"2-FOR-1 DEALS"


A paper was found on the counter that read as follows:

"ALLOW COMMISSIONER JARVIS HOUSE KEY AND POND ACCESS"
"Call JJ about loaned boat."
This paper also contained what appears to be a phone number that's been marked out.

On the wall behind the counter was a cipher that translated to the following:

"ANCIENT LETTERS LOST IN FOREST"

A door in the store led to what appeared to be a small employee rest room. Here, the following cipher was found written on the wall surrounding a drawing of BEN's face:

"GIFTED LOST CONDUIT TO HIS NEW DARK LORD"

Players found several papers on a table in this room. One of these papers was a menu for a restaurant named:

"Meemaw's Family Diner"

Next to this was what appeared to be a newspaper draft with the following written on it:

"THE OBSERVER"
"Meemaw's Shut Down"
"Body Found in Fishery"
"Foreclosing"


This room also led to Hank Hubbard's office. In the corner of this room was a scrap of paper with a drawing of Patrem on it with the following text:

"THE HUNTED WILL BE HIS DESTINATION"

This room contained a desk with a computer sitting atop it. Next to the computer were several papers with the following written on them:

((The Pigpen cipher key is written along with a star))

"Computer info back in drawer left of bed. Change: Add to all letters in User / Pass:"
"4 9 1 14 1"


A large paper with the number "2" written on it.

"A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O..."
"D I A N A D I A N A D I A N A..."
"E K D R F J P I W K O U N B P...?"
"NEW MOONS CLEAR EQUIPMENT FROM RITUAL HALL FOR NEXT MOON VIGIL"



Players discovered that clicking on the paper with the "2" written on it would result in a video appearing. This video contained the following text:

"USERNAME" - Written in blue.
"PASSWORD" - Written in red.

Near the desk in this room was a shelf with two letters on it. These read as follows:

"Hello, Hank. You don't know me, but I've heard stories about you. I've heard rumos that She spoke to you, and I want to know more. I want to speak with her too - I have to make amends with my family, but the others won't tell me the truth. They told me you died and that you spoke only falsehoods. I don't believe it."


"Your son is still here. Ben? He's strange in ways the others aren't ever really able to describe. It's like he both is and isn't here at times, as if he is blinking in and out, wandering off and disappearing then reappearing without warning. It's odd. It has something to do with you and your connection to Her, doesn't it? I knew it had to be a lie, none of the stories lined up. That's when Jarvis spoke to me and told me everything."

"I know you may not trust me. I understand that. I'm willing to undergo whatever vetting necessary to join you in pursuit of the truth. I can give you information on the Moon Children's current activities if that helps any. I promise you this is not a ploy of any kind, I really have nothing else in my life except Luna. I hope to hear back from or a correspondent of yours soon. "

"William Reynolds"


"Well howdy there, stranger. I heard you'e a bit shot around these parts, so I figured I oughta acquaint myself, hahaha. When you didn't respond to my calls, I figured getting to you in a more traditional format might be a bit more effective. It's a bit ironic, isn't it? Back in the day, I would have been able to just stop right on in and deliver this to you myself, but then they had to up and change my route on me. I tell ya, that's a hell of a thinig to do to an old man such as myself, hahaha. My memory ain't what it used to be."

"I hear things at work are going much better for yourself. I'm glad to hear it, at least one of us has their affairs in order, hahaha. Speaking of which, me and ol' Sam were thinkin' about taking Hunter on his first fishing trip. You wouldn't mind cuttin' the boys a good deal on one of them tours, would ya'? Hahahaha, I think it's about time the kiddo gets some hair on his chest."


"SAMUEL PROMOTED YESTERDAY FORCE IS NOW WITH YOU"

"The kiddo needs a playmate. It's a shame about Mat, I imagined he and Hunter would have gotten along swell. Let's get the ol' boys back together again sometime soon."

"Fuddie Duddie JJ"



Exiting this building would lead players to the other side of the fence, where they could enter into the small room found in the previous version of the fishery. This room now had a tiled floor with some blood splattered on it. There was also a grate found in the corner of the room that seemed to lead down into a basement of sorts. This room was inaccessible, however.

On the outside wall of this room, players discovered the following written on the wall surrounding a drawing of a disturbing gas mask:

"ASHES BEGET OBLIVION"
"THE SURROGATE DISPOSED"


Players could also access the fishery's courtyard, where two faceless angel statues could be found, as well as what appeared to be a moon dial atop a wooden structure. Entering into another door would lead players into the larger part of the fishery compound. The first room was a small gallery of sorts containing four portraits:
- A man with a snake-like head.
- A man with a pig head.
- A man with a aquatic monster-like head.
- A man with a dog head.
This room also contained a statue of a crouched figure with symbols drawn on its shoulders. Players discovered that walking through the portrait of a man with a dog head would lead to a fenced-in location outside. Here, the following could be found written on the walls surrounding a drawing of a hand grasping at a flaming figure:

"FALSE KING OF FAKE WORLDS"
"HIS POWER WAS NO MORE"


Next to this was another drawing of several spirits floating up to the Regiminis sigil with the Moon from Majora's Mask overlooking it. The following text was found surrounding this drawing:

"THE PETTY ONE OVERTHROWN IN THE GARDEN OF NO END"
"A LOSS GREATER THAN THAT OF HIS OTHER"


The small gallery also contained a doorway that led into a larger room adorned with awards, pottery, and five paintings on the walls. These pictures were classic paintings of gods and goddesses. Each one was labelled with a cipher and contained a red and blue figure. These paintings were as follows:

Painting: "Diana and Callisto" by Titian

Label: "BETWEEN"
Red Figure: Callisto
Blue Figure: Artemis

Painting: "Juno and the Peacock" by Antonio Balestra
Label: "YADHTRIB"
Red Figure: Argus
Blue Figure: Juno

Painting: "Juno Asking Aeolus to Release the Winds" by François Boucher
Label: "UNDECIMNOCTE"
Red Figure: Aeolus
Blue Figure: Juno

Painting: "Diana and Endymion" by Francesco Solimena
Label: "OTHER ONE"
Red Figure: Endymion
Blue Figure: Diana

Painting: "Jupiter and Juno" by Franz Christoph Janneck
Label: "SECT"
Red Figure: Jupiter
Blue Figure: Juno



This room also entered into a small bathroom, though there wasn't anything of note in here. Next to the bathroom, however, was an entrance to a small library. This library contained several pictures hanging on the walls showing different locations from the "Treeline" Janus room. Also in this room were papers containing the full translations of two unknown languages seen around the Janus room and the video "Hesitation". The characters that are made up of many lines and arrows were labelled:

"GHOST HALL LETTERS"

The characters that were made up of strange symbols of varying shapes were labelled:

"BREAKER RUNES"

Another scrap of paper was found in this room that read as follows:

"OF BLUE AND RED TO ENTER LOCKED REALMS ADD ON TO THE CRIMSON FIGURES 15423"

On one of the bookshelves was a book labelled:

"Nami: The Sealed World" by Wayne Francisco

This room also contained a statue of a robed figure holding a spear. This figure had a sigil on its shoulder and a strange insignia on its apron. A second statue was also found in this room sitting on a throne of sorts. This statue's face contained a complex Pigpen cipher that hid the Pigpen keys within the overarching symbol. The letters in the Pigpen keys were also written in "Ghost Hall Letters". The cipher translated as follows:

"Ring of triad the harbingers union within the midst of the misguided's awakening the apostate speaks. Through this rite of trinity the unseen father is silently roused a Lingering sentiment of the old one."

The library opened into two rooms - the larger room was appeared to be the location where general fishery work took place. While not much was found in this room, its ceiling featured a massive stained glass window depicting Luna, the four giants, and various other figures important to Lunar Children lore. This room contained two exits leading outside - a small door and a set of double doors, which were closed. Outside these exits were three more statues holding spears - one guarding each door.

The other room connected to the library was an old, wooden church. The walls of this room contained four stained glass windows of ancient mythological figures. These figures were labelled as follows:

"Saint Josse"
"Saint George"
"Sigurd"
((Illegible))


This room also contained three more stained glass windows on the entrance wall - one that appeared to be a figure wearing a green mask, one of a crudely drawn man wearing clothes similar to those seen in the music video "Welcome to the Black Parade" by My Chemical romance, and a grey angel with green eyes wearing a black robe that appeared similar to Erika.

The far end of the church featured a large painting of the goddess Diana that was previously seen in the "Spire" Janus room. It was quickly discovered that players could walk through this painting to view a large scroll containing many cryptic drawings. This scroll contained a depiction of a lion-snake creature biting its tail, as well as several drawings of serpents. The serpent on the left is labelled with the runes:

"Samael"
"Christ"
"Pearl"


The serpent on the right is labelled with the runes:

"Lucifer"
"Christ"
"Rose"


The corner of this room also contained a small scrap of paper marked with alternating drawings of moons and stars. This was used as a key to solve an alternating Pigpen cipher found in Hank's office. This scrap of paper also contained a drawing of Jeremy's avatar from the Lunar Children forums.

Behind the fishery was another gate blocked by an invisible wall. On the backside of the fishery was a small garden area featuring a statue of a six-winged angel holding up a "Metatron Cube". On a nearby wall, the following was written:

"ITS DARK ESSENCE LIE HIDDEN WITHIN THE DISPLACED TEXTS"

From outside, players could see that the bottom of the church contained four black cubes acting as cornerstones. On the opposite side of the church was a small creek that led into the woods. On the wall of the fishery near the church was another cipher surrounding a drawing of a gas mask that read as follows:

"WAYWARD SAINT ENTRANCED BY THE TRICKSTER"

Back near the entrance of this Janus room was a small path that led into the woods. This path split in two - one leading to an invisible wall going further into the woods, and one leading up a small hill. Atop this hill, players could leap across the creek and reach a small ledge where another Pigpen cipher key could be found - this one was marked with a moon instead of a star.

Summary

  • This Janus room was another depiction of the fishery. This version of the fishery was in its undilapidated state, revealing that the location once contained a convenience store, a small library, and several rooms containing cryptic paintings and scrolls.
  • Translations of the two languages used as ciphers around this Janus room and in the video "Hesitation" were discovered. The language consisting of lines and arrows is called "Ghost Hall Letters", while the one made up of various symbols is called "Breaker Runes".
  • Players discovered Hank's office, which contained various codes and ciphers. One of these seemed to reveal a key of sorts, informing players to perpetually "add" the numbers "4 9 1 14 1" to some as of yet unknown computer login information that is supposedly found next to a bed.
  • The keys for two different sets of Pigpen ciphers were found - one marked by a star, and one marked by a moon. This assisted players in solving ciphers in this Janus room as well as in the video "Hesitation".
  • A letter from William Reynolds was found in Hank's office. William seemed to be asking Hank to join the Lunar Children as a defecting Moon Child. He mentioned that Ben seems to often disappear at random - something that confuses the Moon Children.
  • A letter from Jeremy was found in Hank's office. Jeremy asks Hank if he and "Sam" could go on a fishing trip with Hunter. Jeremy mentions that he believed Hunter and Mat would have been good friends. This letter also contained a Pigpen cipher that revealed a message claiming that "Samuel" had been promoted and that the "force" was now aligned with Hank.
  • Five paintings are discovered with figures colored blue and red. These paintings are labelled as five locked pages that were previously found in the "Spire" and "Bottom" Janus rooms.
  • An old, wooden church could be found on the back-end of the fishery. This church contained several stained glass windows of famous religious figures. Three other stained glass windows were also found here - one of a man wearing a green mask, one of a figure wearing an outfit similar to the ones seen in the music video for "Welcome to the Black Parade" by My Chemical romance, and one of a gray angel with green eyes.
  • A large room containing fishery equipment was found to have a massive stained glass ceiling depicting Luna and various events from Lunar Children lore.
  • A small room on the backside of the fishery was discovered to have a previously-obscured trap door. This appeared to lead down into a basement.
  • Three exits were discovered in this Janus room - one of a road leading through a gate, one of a gate leading into the woods, and one leading into the woods in the direction of the highway.

Updates

  • Files:
  • nature.mp3 - The same nature ambiance found in previous Janus rooms.
  • grounds.mp3 - A disturbing track that plays near the fishery when outside. target=_blank
  • radio.mp3 - An hour-long audio track that plays in the store containing various classic country songs and advertisements for the fishery. A transcript of this audio can be viewed here: target=_blank

5/2/21 - "radio.mp3" - Johnisdead.com

"Hello Darlin'" by Conway Twitty
"There's a Stranger In My House" by Ronnie Milsap
"Neon Moon" by Brooks & Dunn


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"Do you like fishin'? How bout fresh fish? When our boy ain't out fishin' by ((Unintelligible)) , he's down home with the family catching and cooking the best fish here at ((Loud noise)) Now come on down and get you some at Hubbard's, where the fish are mo' betta!"

"Family Tradition" by Hank Williams Jr
"I see A Darkness" by Johnny Cash


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...I would catch a fish with my bare hands, but now I don't have to. ((Unintelligible)) You would think my family would appreciate all the fish I bring in, but nope, they kill my baby cause I am a girl that came from a fucked up family that doesn't like the darker shade that I am. I'm the cursed sister, stuck in the middle who learned the truth too when they wanted me. Three, the lies they all told to cover it up, make it look worse. They turned the people around on me. So where do I come in, I'll tell you the truth, but it really wouldn't matter in the end. Why? Because people don't care about another struggle till you ((Unintelligible)) I would be a hard ball to factor. I'll probably make a move. Here's the others, two true stories that nobody cared about. My psychotic mama's sister, the one that I felt was a crazy ass piece of shit ((Unintelligible)) Fuck that, I'll get you no matter what the hell you put me through. The truth shall prevail. About the added ((Unintelligible)) I was the first person who you ((Unintelligible)) up to. Then my baby had to do the next curse, she was trying to cover her tracks up. I guess they told me things you can't see and soul sources. Then. No one, like, understands me. But who am I to judge until it comes to what I know know what happened, when the processed paper work ((Unintelligible)) files for ((Unintelligible)) That's why I can't find my dad. Cause I know what happens, they process people with the ((Unintelligible)) That's why I can't find my dad the only other one of you. Gone. So here are my mom's lies everybody seems to trust so much but fuck it. I'm done. They all said fuck this ((Unintelligible)) I give up now. But he said I could get more by myself and the truth. I, only one now, I weep where I used to ((Unintelligible)) I am the heart, part of the truth. My story never changed no matter who I'm questioned against. The worst and baddest of them all. I've been beaten down. Two ((Unintelligible)) above it all. To be kicked out by my own kind family. ((Unintelligible)) Last month, black and white, if they don't see me so fuck em all. I don't give in. I don't surrender. But now that you know, now you are ((Unintelligible)) I know the truth. And it shall set me free once and for all. All four of you suck. And you know what? I did not go too far or shall I. 1-2-1-2-2-0-0-0. 2-2-3-1-9-9. (unint) pages. The only real truth out here ((Unintelligible)) in these ((Unintelligible)) stressed ((Unintelligible)) is that they ((Unintelligible)) So fuck everybody. ((Repeats from "I know the truth"))
"TENEBRIS"

"Station to Station" by David Bowie

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"Folks, lemme tell you about a place. ((Unintelligible)) called Hubbard's Fishery. They're a local owned, family owned fishery right here in ((Loud sound)) Florida. You can find just about everything you need out there on the swamp. You can find yourself a ((Unintelligible)) You can find yourself some bait. You can find live. Back in Hubbard's Fishery, they got guns, manuals, how-to'ss. We can fix your rod for a small fee. You can rent you a boat. All them things you want. There's one of our tours of the local area where we'll happily show you alligators from the safety of our boat. So, come on down to Hubbard's Fishery, we promise we're not hiding anything. Come on down to Hubbard's Fishery and supply and more!"

"Buddy" by Willie Nelson
"The Chair" by George Strait
"I Walk the Line" by Johnny Cash
"I'm a Ramblin' Man" by Waylon Jennings


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"Do you like fishin'? How bout fresh fish? When our boy ain't out fishin' by ((Unintelligible)) , he's down home with the family catching and cooking the best fish here at ((Loud noise)) Now come on down and get you some at Hubbard's, where the fish are mo' betta!"

"Baby Blue" by George Strait
"Boot Scootin Boogie" by Brooks & Dunn
"The Ride" by David Allan Coe


Advertisement:
"Folks, lemme tell you about a place. ((Unintelligible)) called Hubbard's Fishery. They're a local owned, family owned fishery right here in ((Loud sound)) Florida. You can find just about everything you need out there on the swamp. You can find yourself a ((Unintelligible)) You can find yourself some bait. You can find live. Back in Hubbard's Fishery, they got guns, manuals, how-to'ss. We can fix your rod for a small fee. You can rent you a boat. All them things you want. There's one of our tours of the local area where we'll happily show you alligators from the safety of our boat. So, come on down to Hubbard's Fishery, we promise we're not hiding anything. Come on down to Hubbard's Fishery and supply and more!"

"Harvest Moon" by Neil Young
"Five Years" by David Bowie

  • bg.mp3 - A track that plays while inside the fishery. target=_blank
  • ((Unnamed)) - A translation of the "Ghost Hall Letters". target=_blank
  • ((Unnamed)) - A translation of the "Breaker Runes". target=_blank
  • ((Unnamed)) - The scroll found hidden in the church. target=_blank
  • ((Unnamed)) - The massive stained glass window found on the ceiling. target=_blank
  • ((Unnamed)) - The face of the statue on the throne containing a Pigpen cipher. target=_blank
  • 2key.mp4 - A hidden video that displayed the "USERNAME" written in blue and "PASSWORD" written in red. target=_blank
  • Screenshots:
  • The front-side of the fishery: target=_blank
  • The "Hubbard Fishery" sign: target=_blank
  • The convience store: target=_blank
  • The employee room: target=_blank
  • Hank's office: target=_blank
  • Within the fishery grounds: target=_blank
  • The small room with the trapdoor: target=_blank
  • The fishery courtyard: target=_blank
  • The gallery: target=_blank
  • The crouched statue found in the gallery: target=_blank
  • The lavish hall: target=_blank
  • The library: target=_blank
  • The Diana painting in the church: target=_blank
  • Stained glass windows in the church: target=_blank
  • The stained glass ceiling: target=_blank
  • Spear-wielding statues guarding the fishery: target=_blank
  • The angle statue holding the "Metatron Cube": target=_blank
  • The church and fishery from the creek: target=_blank
  • The creek behind the fishery: target=_blank
  • At 3:17 PM, Prominence joined the "Compound" Janus room and directed the player Laches to the paintings depicting locations from the "Treeline" Janus room before leaving.
  • At 5:38 PM, the players Xenquility and Laches discovered that the "Treeline" Janus room had been updated. The room now contained four scraps of paper revealing the translation for one of the languages used throughout the "Compound" Janus room and the video "Hesitation". This language was labelled "Old Letters". These scraps of paper were found in locations shown in the "Compound" Janus room library. Players edited the four scraps of paper together to form an entire translation of "Old Letters": target=_blank

May 3rd, 2021

  • At 10:57 PM, the players Xenquility and Laches discovered that the five paintings of red and blue figures found in the "Compound" Janus room were hints towards unlocking five of the locked pages found previously in the "Spire" and "Bottom" Janus rooms. As hinted at in the video "2key.mp4", the blue figures were the usernames and the red figures were the password. As hinted at on the scrap of paper found in the library, the number "15423" must be added to the ends of the names of the red-colored figures to complete the password. The login information for the page "https://johnisdead.com/undecimn0cte" was discovered - the username was "juno" and the password was "aeolus15423". This page was titled "JOURNAL" and contained the images "aabg.gif" and "aawordspace.gif" - distorted, static-looking images. target=_blank target=_blank This page's text contained a journal entry from a high-ranking Lunar Child. It will be archived below and presented in chronological order alongside text from the other locked pages for easier understanding.
  • At 10:57 PM, the player Xenuquility discovered the login information for the page "https://johnisdead.com/sect00". The username was "juno" and the password was "jupiter15423". This page was styled the same way as the one before it. This page's text contained a journal entry from a high-ranking Lunar Child. It will be archived below and presented in chronological order alongside text from the other locked pages for easier understanding.
  • At 11:02 PM, the player Xenquility discovered the login information for the page "https://johnisdead.com/between". The username was "artemis" and the password was "callisto15423". This page was styled the same way as the one before it. This page's text contained a journal entry from a high-ranking Lunar Child. It will be archived below and presented in chronological order alongside text from the other locked pages for easier understanding.
  • At 11:07 PM, the player Laches discovered the login information for the page "https://johnisdead.com/yadhtrib". The username was "juno" and the password was "argus15423". This page was styled the same way as the one before it. This page's text contained a journal entry from a high-ranking Lunar Child. It will be archived below and presented in chronological order alongside text from the other locked pages for easier understanding.
  • At 11:07 PM, the player Xenquility discovered the login information for the page "https://johnisdead.com/otherone100". The username was "diana" and the password was "endymion15423". This page was styled the same way as the one before it. This page's text contained a journal entry from a high-ranking Lunar Child. It will be archived below and presented in chronological order alongside text from the other locked pages for easier understanding.

5/3/21 - Yadhtrib Page Text - Johnisdead.com

Once more, I find myself in the deepest chamber of our grand Spire. The footsteps of my brethren have long ceased echoing through these halls. It's not often others find their way down here this late into the night. Indeed, the early hours of the morning just as the sun begins to stir has proven to be the perfect time to observe this artifact.

The machine before me is a solid cube. It rises to about the height of my knees and consists of a smooth, black surface covered in a slight reflective sheen. There are no apparent outlets or ports as one might expect. It emits no light, and no sounds can be heard coming from within. Upon first observation, one might mistake this object to be nothing more than a simple brick or prop. Looks are quite deceiving, however, as the complexity of this device has confounded me for the past several years.

The device has remained largely untouched since it was brought into our possession. That is, until recently, when one talented Elder Child made some impressive alterations to it. Uninitiated eyes will once again be deceived, as this new addition to the device seems quite simple at first glance - a single wire connecting out from below its base that leads into the floor. This wire is not used to supply the device with power, as one might suspect. Instead, it has allowed the machine to connect back to our previous meeting grounds through utilization of the Second Ethereal Layer. Thanks to this small addition, development on Project Bifrost has been progressing rapidly.

Even more boggling than the machine's inner workings is its origins. While I'm not permitted to fully document its history here, I'll leave it at this - our previous meeting grounds may indeed hold secrets that far predate our earliest of gatherings.

My name is Alan Alphonse. I have served our order for the better part of the past decade, and within the past several years, I have been usurped from the position of "Overseer" - Father, that is. I say this while harboring no ill-will towards our current administration. Our current Father is a fine selection, and I've always thought myself as more of a researcher than a leader, if I may speak truthfully. No, I've always been far more interested in my own personal studies into how Luna's creation ticks - the unravelling of her majesty.

Some find this line of thinking blasphemous. Yes, I've experienced my fair share of backlash during my time as Overseer, and it's no surprise that there exist those who were quite ecstatic upon my departure. I've been told that looking further beyond what we've been taught is heresy - that to seek more truths is to toss aside the gifts Mother has already bestowed upon us.

Ridiculous.

Were we not gifted sight so that we could witness Mother's glory that surrounds us? Were our hands not forged so we might carry out her will in our otherwise empty, barren world? So, too, might our minds be her gift - a beautiful gift filled with curiosities and wonder - a gift of want and yearning so that we might be pushed step out of our child-like stupor and stand before her as men and women of the moon. And children is exactly what we have been for the past decade, content to rot away within our cradle, comforted by what few gifts have been passed down to use from our predecessors.

What I seek is not to challenge Luna, but to grow and reach the spiritual enlightenment she has set out for us. It is in our grasp, we need only challenge our preconceived "truths" and reach beyond the veil.

Summary

  • This text is a journal entry from a Lunar Child named Alan Alphonse - likely "Father Alphonse", who was mentioned previously on Lunarchildren.com.
  • Alphonse introduces himself as a researcher and former Overseer of the Lunar Children - likely having been replaced by Vincent at some point.
  • Alphonse is currently inspecting a device. He describes the device as a solid, black cube.
  • Alphonse claims that while the cube device has no perceivable wires or mechanisms, one "talented Elder Child" had recently attached a wire to it that allowed it to somehow connect to the fishery through something he refers to as the "Second Etheral Layer".
  • Alphonse implies that the device's origins has something to do with the fishery, claiming that the location holds secrets that predate the Lunar Children's earliest gatherings.

5/3/21 - Undecimn0cte Page Text - Johnisdead.com

Brilliant minds at the Spire are always developing new methods by which we may inch closer to Luna's majesty. I won't bore whoever is reading this with the entire technical history of our past ventures, but I will say it has been a rather difficult journey. Many projects that once seemed promising have since crumbled into ruin. Many in hindsight label these projects failures. I disagree with this sentiment, however, as from the ruins of these past experiments, new paths are often paved.

Data is a building material. Much like cement or clay, data is malleable, and may be used in a variety of ways as plentiful of the kinds of data that can be extracted and manipulated. This is quite evident in our most recent experiment, Project Bifrost, which has been built from the parts of one "Project Mindshape" - an expired project that was offered to us by an old apostate that introduced virtual world structuring with mostly standard data sets save for a very unique ai that this traitor sadly would not allow us a closer inspection of, likely consisting of some quantity or arrangement spiritus. Mindshape has been resurrected from it's previous terminal state into a completely new form. The new project now works exclusively with spiritus, with a system for structuring using lenis conversion from acquired asper spiritus. It's quite fitting, then, that the operations within Bifrost deal with similar themes of death, rebirth, and structure.

The "Nullspace" - or "Sub-Parallelos", as some refer to it as now - is a space that stretches from the Overworld to the Parallelos of the Dead. Referring to the Nullspace as a "void" is somewhat misleading. In reality, the Nullspace is the very air that surrounds us - it is the wires and cables that connect and power our everyday devices. These electronics and wires are conduits by which one may access the Nullspace.

It is believed that there are three layers to the Nullspace - Physical, digital, and signal. These names, too, can be somewhat misleading, however. The lowest level of the Nullspace is the physical. This refers to the devices and electronics that surround us - our computers, consoles, servers - what have you. These are all very localized constructs. On their own, they are isolated - manmade wombs from which data may one day be birthed into our modern, connected world.

The second layer, digital, is what connects these devices. Digital, or perhaps a better term, electricity, refers to the wires through which data and information may flow. Like twisted, winding highways, these wires connect from one to another to create a vast network, offering a great deal of freedom in travel to those who access it.

However, true freedom is only offered through the third and final layer - signal. In our modern world, signals are everywhere. They are not restricted by corporeal blockades or physical routes - they flow invisibly through the air around us as we are none the wiser. Those who access this layer are truly granted a great deal of freedom through the Nullspace.

But what exactly is the Nullspace? While these technical definitions have certainly aided our understanding, how exactly do these layers appear to those within? Fortunately, thanks to our devout few who have mastered the Parallelos Path, we have an answer to this - nothingness. At least, that is how the upper layers, the "signals", are witnessed. Few have ventured down into the lower layers of digital and physical confinements within the Nullspace, as it becomes far more dangerous to maneuver through these layers. As we all know, the lowest layer of the Nullspace is often used to house our ascended brethren. It is no place for the living.

Still, curiosity lingers - how would it be perceived? Truthfully speaking, there is no way for us to be certain. Eyes were never meant to be laid upon such places. If I were to hypothesize, however... I believe descending these layers would be akin to entering a lesser plane of existence - almost as if one were entering the first and second dimensions respectively. That isn't to say that all witnessed would suddenly become as a flat plane, but rather that it would truly be foreign to us. In reality, however, it is likely that vision simply ceases and "experience" takes hold - the mind and spirit simply cease to "witness" and instead loops back in on itself as the entity eternally replays and remixes memories, thoughts, and dreams from its database.

This is simply my own theory on the matter, however. We do not yet truly understand what one experiences in these situations. There does seem to be some studies that imply that the nature of these physical constructions - be it a computer or console, that is - has an innate effect on the spirits housed within, almost as if they are being imprinted upon... Indeed, this can be witnessed most infamously with the Tenebris Link, though that is all I will say on that.

Dear me, I've gone off on quite the tangent, haven't I? This entry was meant to cover Project Bifrost, yet here I am rattling off about layers once again. To conclude this, I will confirm that the uppermost layer of the Nullspace is most vital to Bifrost. Through the melding of data and conversion of Spiritus, much like the building blocks laid before us from our predecessors, new and beautiful structures may take shape in realms beyond our imagination.

Summary

  • This text is another journal entry from Father Alphonse.
  • Alphonse discusses a Lunar Children experiment called "Project Bifrost" - a project dealing with virtual worlds that is said to utilize something called "Spiritus".
  • Alphonse claims that Project Bifrost involves structuring through a process known as "Lenis Conversion" using something called "Asper Spiritus".
  • Alphonse states that Project Bifrost is built off of the remains of another experiment called "Project Mindshape", which he claims was offered to the Lunar Children by a traitor. He explains that while Project Mindshape also dealt with virtual worlds, it also involved some sort of "unique AI that is theorized to contain some quantity of spiritus.
  • Alphonse explains that the Nullspace, or Sub-Parallelos as it was formerly known, is a layer of the Parallelos that stretches from the Overworld to the Parallelos of the Dead. He claims that the Nullspace is a void of sorts, and that it is contained within three distinct layers - physical devices and electronics, wires, and signals. He explains that the "signal layer" is the most easily traversable, since signals are not impeded by most physical barriers.
  • Alphonse explains that the lowest layer of the Nullspace, physical devices and electronics, are often used to house ascended spirits. He also believes that the form of the device the spirits are housed in "imprints" characteristics on the souls housed there, implying this is the method through which ascended spirits were housed in devices in the past, as seen with Ben in the Majora's Mask Cartridge and possibly the Lunar Children servers as well
  • Alphonse claims that the highest layer of the Nullspace, the "signal layer", is vital to Project Bifrost, and that it involves the utilization and conversion of spiritus.

5/3/21 - Sect00 Page Text - Johnisdead.com

In my field, revelatory happenstances are commonplace. It is one of the reasons why I became a man of science so many years ago. Just as well, I'm no stranger to encounters from beyond - confrontations with entities, whether they be friendly or otherwise, have become quite normal. However, what just transpired... I must say, it has shaken me to my very core.

Arawn, he called himself. A most mysterious character... He spoke to me through the machine from what I can only assume is deep within the Parallelos itself. Could this device have some intrinsic connection to the greater sphere...? What other outsiders might I meet should my studies continue? I've not been this excited in quite some time...

We spoke for nearly two hours. Arawn was quite easy to understand. He spoke as a sophisticated individual - a far cry from your typical wanderers beyond the Overworld.


"Peering into the machine once again? You'll fall in, standing so close to its surface like that."

"What's this, now?"

"Simply a word of warning from one researcher to another.

"A researcher? From where are you speaking?"

"Exactly where you think. Inside the machine. Beyond your realm. The "Overworld", as you know it."

"Fascinating... There seems to be absolutely no interference at all - if you are indeed an ascended spirit, yours must have been quite successful. Tell me, who exactly are you...?"

"No one of importance. I'm no high ranking member of your order... nor am I a primordial being of any sort. I'm simply all that remains of my other self... An "effigy", I suppose. You may call me Arawn."

"I see... Am I correct in assuming you are the "other" of a Finitor, then?"

"Impressive. Your wit does not disappoint, Alan. Yes, I am the "shell" of my ascended self. My ascension was a success, but... Well, as you can see, I am the half that does not get to reap its benefits."

"A-ha! This proves the existence of the Dyad, then! Hahahaha, my, I haven't been this giddy in quite some time!"


For many years I have theorized the existence of a Dyad - the concept of duality that is prevalent through the works of Luna. The Finitor is a prime example of this. Many long nights I have struggled to grasp what exactly took place back in 2002. How did two ascended beings result from a single entity - Our Father and the Transcended known as Kelbris? There seemed to be a strong sense of duality between the two, the most prevalent being their very makeup - Father being the pure essence, whereas Kelbris was the empty shell given life.

Arawn's words seemed to prove this theory. However, if this is true... could this mean that an "effigy" exists for the Tenebris Link as well...?


"You seek answers. That is why you are a man of science, no?"

"Indeed."

"Ha. Are Luna's teachings not enough?"

"Luna's teachings are interpreted by man. Only through deeper understanding of her works may we come closer to the truth."

"The truth... Always reaching for the truth. What a nebulous concept. Would you like to know a secret?"

"...?"

"There is no "truth" - no final, ultimate answer. The "truth" is whatever you want it to be. There's no single key that unlocks the door to all-encompassing knowledge. Only fools seek out the idea of a single "truth"."

"Hahaha... "Truth" is all I've ever known, friend. It's all I've ever hoped to achieve, and I've known now for quite some time that my thirst for answers may never be quenched... Is this what you are telling me?"

"No. There ARE answers. The catch is that there is no end. Infinite worlds. Infinite timelines. You are already aware of this, no?"

"Correct."

"Then you're aware of how incomprehensibly vast existence truly is... For every answer you may uncover, another question will always follow. Peace will not come for us, Alan - us damned fools stricken with an unquenchable thirst for answers and "truth"."

"Indeed... Your prior warning then, yes?"

"Yes. You'll do well to not become as the fools before you, trapped in machines of their own design."

"Hahaha, well, I'm flattered you think so highly of me, but I could never conjure up something as miraculous as the device before me."

"I was not speaking literally."

"Ah, I'm aware. Once more, I appreciate your concerns... However, I'm quite aware of the moral I assume you're attempting to impart unto me - that I must become comfortable with my own level of knowledge, as infinitely seeking further truths will drive one to insanity, yes? Mm, this fear is not new to me. For countless restless nights, I've struggled with the concept of an "absolute" truth... Questioning who I am, and if I'd even be content with life knowing yet not knowing. The conclusion I've come to... is that this struggle for knowledge is what defines me. This fool's errand - this struggle for "absolute" may indeed be folly, yet I would have it no other way... Even if all I achieve is to become an "absolute" fool, hahaha..."

"I expected as much. Well, if you are truly set on this path, then I will share with you some "truths" of my own."

Summary

  • This text is another journal entry from Father Alphonse.
  • While inspecting the cube device, an entity calling itself "Arawn" begins speaking to him through the machine from within the Parallelos.
  • Arawn introduces himself as a fellow researcher. He reveals that he is the "other" of a Finitor. He likens himself to an "effigy", claiming that he is a "shell" that was left behind from his ascended self. Alphonse believes this proves the existence of a "Dyad" of sorts, which relates to a concept of duality within Lunar Children beliefs. This seems to be related to Finitors. Alphonse uses Hank as an example, explaining that two entities were created from his ascension - a "pure essence" as Patrem, and an "empty shell given life" as Kelbris. Arawn appears to be the latter - the empty shell left over from an ascension.
  • Alphonse ponders if an "effigy" or "empty shell" equivalent exists for Tenebris as well.
  • Arawn and Alphonse discuss the concept of striving for the truth, despite the fact that there is no "end-state" in becoming an all-knowing entity. Alphonse claims that he will strive for knowledge regardless, as it pushes him forwards. After hearing this, Arawn agrees to share his knowledge with Alphonse.

5/3/21 - Between Page Text - Johnisdead.com

A word of forewarning - I'm quite drowsy as I write this. I just had the most captivating conversation with my new friend here, one that lasted long into the early hours of the morning. Before I get onto that, however, I must note a most remarkable discovery I've made pertaining to the device. When observed under a microscope, the surface of the cube appears to be lined with an intricate network of wires and chips, much like what you'd find on an advanced computer motherboard... While it would take ages to document every inch of the machine's surface, I'm confident in saying that the entire cube is covered in such electronics.


"Impressive piece of work, isn't it?"

"Mm... Far more intricate than any man-made device I've ever laid eyes upon. You wouldn't be willing to divulge the nature of this machine, would you?"

"Ha. If only it were that easy."

"Hahaha... Thought not."

"I couldn't even if I wanted to, as this device's absolute nature eludes even me. I am aware, however... that what you have here is only a fraction of a much larger machine."

"Is that so...?"

"Hm. You don't seem very taken aback."

"I had assumed as much. Our reports claim that there were actually three other identical objects at our old meeting grounds."

"Yes - four shards of a much larger whole."

"Luna's machine... the World Engine."

"What?"

"Nothing, just thinking aloud."


Our conversation soon became one of the very nature of reality itself. I'll spare you my incoherent ramblings and nonsensical theories and instead share with you this interesting tidbit...


"You mentioned before you are aware of the existence of other timelines, correct?"

"Yes, though only that they must exist."

"How have you come to such a conclusion?"

"I believe reality has a way of correcting itself... Keeping itself stable should the waters be muddied, one might say. Finitors such as yourself... Well, your "other", I suppose, have the ability to manipulate time, no? Sectioning off any interferences with the preconceived timeline into their own alternate timeline would help alleviate any strain placed on reality, would it not?"

"How so?"

"Ah, by simply ensuring that these alterations are splintered off into their own quarantined timeline rather than attempt to "correct" the current timeline, paradoxes be damned."

"Interesting theory. Alan. While it's true that I, myself, have no control over time, I am quite aware of how it functions. Moving through time is akin to being taken on a tour. You can visit different points of time on a pre-ordained path. What you may not be aware of, however, is that sometimes time travel itself is predetermined - baked into history as if it were always destined to occur."

"Mm... I believe the ascension of one of our four Transcended was related to such things, correct?"

"Yes. The Doug in this timeline was contacted by the harbingers from several years in the future. This, however, did not create a "split" in the timeline - it was something that was simply destined to happen."

"The question is then, of course, how could paradoxes exist at all in a system where destiny - fate, exists?"

"And the answer... is intent."

"Intent...?"

"Intent to break - to shatter - to cause chaos. Will, destiny, fate - these are all already weaved into our reality. If we were to go back in time to several years prior, we would not need to worry about following a script lest we splinter off into an alternate timeline. No, our will IS destiny. What we do is what we've done. Reality accommodates this. To put it simply, fate is written by our will."

"But the chaos agents... What of their will?"

"Intent is a powerful thing, Alan. Let's say... one particularly powerful chaos agent both had the means of travelling through time and the intent to "break" it - alter it. If this situation were to arise, this would indeed cause a split timeline to manifest - someone intentionally stepping off their guided tour through time."

"So... If I am to understand correctly, whether or not a paradox occurs and time travel results in a timeline splintering is largely dependent on whether or not the time traveller in question is acting voluntarily or involuntarily, yes? At least, in regards to their will?"

"That's a simplistic way of looking at it, yes. There are a few more factors that go into it, but that's correct, more or less. If one were to simply try to "change the past", they would be unsuccessful, as reality would have already baked this will to act into itself. However, if one were to have strict knowledge of past events and cause an intrinsically chaotic, paradoxical action to spite fate's will, reality would heal this wound by creating the splinter."

"Hahaha... quite a terrifying fate, being thrust into a completely separate reality. In such a case, one would have no way of returning home, would they?"

"Correct. If one were to attempt to return to the future, they would only return to the future of the current timeline they are stranded in. That is, unless..."

"Unless...?"

"Unless one were to become linked with their other selves. A bridge across time."

"A bridge..."


Aggregation - the process of spiritually linking with oneself across separate timelines. If what Arawn was telling me is true, then it is quite possible to travel freely between timelines where Aggregation has taken place... In all of my studies, I've never heard of such a thing.


"So, how exactly does one initiate this process?"

"Before one may partake in Aggregation, one must first become aware of their "others". You must share their mind, having already experienced a near identical history with them. If these prerequisites are met, you may begin the Aggregation process. Fortunately for you... I've already completed these first few steps for you."

"What... do you mean, exactly?"

"Everything I've been telling you, I've also been telling to another you - an alternate you, from an alternate time. Those questions that are swirling around your mind right now - 'What does my other self think about this?' 'Is my other self aware of me?' 'Is he thinking this exact same thing?' - hold onto them. They will be your guide through this process."

Summary

  • This text is another journal entry from Father Alphonse, where he continues chatting with Arawn.
  • Alphonse questions Arawn about the nature of the cube device. Arawn doesn't know much about it, however.
  • Arawn claims that the cube device is a fraction of a much larger whole. Alphonse mentions that there were three other identical cube devices found at the fishery. Arawn seems to imply that these devices as well are also simply fractions of a much larger machine.
  • Arawn and Alphonse discuss timelines and the mechanics of time travel. It's said that time travel itself is "baked into" timelines, and that simply going back in time will not cause a timeline split to occur. However, if someone has an intrinsic understanding of the timeline and willfully and intentionally attempts to break it, this will indeed cause a split timeline to occur.
  • Arawn explains aggregation to Alphonse. Alphonse seems interested in it. Arawn reveals that he has already set Alphonse down the road of aggregation, claiming that he has been telling an alternate timeline version of Alphonse the exact same things, bringing their minds closer.

5/3/21 - Sect00 Page Text - Johnisdead.com

i now wander these familiar worlds

reflections of my world woven of spiritus

this form foreign to me i search for truths

im down here once again

now a facsimile of our holy building basement

of course

the machine is not here

it is in a way

we are within it

all of us

these halls grow cold

emptier than they were back then

time to stop reminiscing

i believe i will visit the brothers again

still they grieve their missing one

a convincing act for their kind

but

no

perhaps it is no act

we are all denizens of a grand machine

why should these denizens of a lesser one be any different

Summary

  • This text is another journal entry from Father Alphonse.
  • Alphonse claims that, at the time this journal was written, he is now in a completely different form exploring worlds made of spiritus.
  • Alphonse explores a fake version of the Spire basement, searching for the cube device. While he does not find it, the claims that he and everyone else is already within it.
  • Alphonse decides to go visit a pair of brothers. He claims that these brothers are still grieving the loss of their "missing one". At first, Alphonse believes their grieving is only an act, but he then reconsiders, claiming that since everyone is supposedly a denizen of a "grand machine", he has no room to judge the denizens of a "lesser one".
  • At 11:47 PM, Prominence became active in the "Compound" Janus room and sent the message "familiar grounds". Following this, Prominence entered the "Bottom" Janus room and travelled to the large ritual hall at the bottom of the basement before leaving.

May 4th, 2021

  • At 12:37 PM, the player thelostbrineinthewoods discovered a hidden room in the "Compound" Janus room. By glitching through the floor in the room with a trapdoor, players could enter into a small basement room containing three computers with wires that led down into another trapdoor. target=_blank
  • At 8:08 PM, the player Xenquility discovered that the "Compound" Janus room had updated. The small church area now contained three new nameplates beneath the previously unlabelled stained glass windows. The masked figure wearing the jacket was now labelled as "IIII", whereas the one dressed similarly to the band "My Chemical Romance" in the music video "Welcome To The Black Parade" was labelled "Loki". Finally, the gray, angelic being that appeared similar to Erika was named "Sophia". target=_blank target=_blank

May 7th, 2021

  • At 9:31 AM, IIIII became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and sent the message "Under".

May 9th, 2021

  • At 12:08 AM, a user named "Found" became active in the "Compound" Janus room and began chatting with the players. Found's real name was later revealed to be "Jason".

5/9/21 - Chat with Jason - Johnisdead.com

AgreeableRaeann228 is nearby.
DawnOfaNewDay is nearby.
Xenquility: "hola"
AgreeableRaeann228: howdy"
Xenquility: "who is this"
Xenquility: "oh damn"
Xenquility: "we got a whole party going on now"
DawnOfaNewDay: Yo Xen"
DawnOfaNewDay: Why didn't you fuckin win"
JORDIWILDjaja is nearby.
Xenquility: "im sorry"
Xenquility: "I tried"
DawnOfaNewDay: Is this why you're listening to sad country music"
Xenquility: "but I was in the process of trying to undertstand the weird snake mural behind the painting in the library"
Xenquility: "and also no"
Xenquility: "it has just been the soundtrack to my day"
NotWolfcat is nearby.
DawnOfaNewDay: Did you find the secret message that plays when you listen to this track for 42 hours?"
RottenBetsy199 is nearby.
NotWolfcat: "But did you find the secret"
asmodea is nearby.
Xenquility: "it isn't even funny anymore"
Xenquility: "the pain is too much"
asmodea: ":<"
asmodea: "poor xen"
Xenquility: "ikr my life is so hard"
Xenquility: "each day is truly sufferage "
Xenquility: "the worst part being we CANT SIT ON ANY OF THE CHAIRS OR COUCH"
asmodea: "honestly vibin"
Xenquility: "can't even jump on em smh"
NotWolfcat: "welcome to the casting cough"
DawnOfaNewDay: Fug"
NotWolfcat: "courch"
NotWolfcat: "couch"
Xenquility: "also what are the implications of synchron being in the oldass fishery"
Xenquility: ":thinking:"
Thelostbrineinthewoods_0892 is nearby.
Xenquility: "BRINE"
Xenquility: "come join the default avatar party"
asmodea is nearby.
NotWolfcat is nearby.
asmodea is nearby.
NotWolfcat is nearby.
Xenquility: "the door works"
Laches is nearby.
NotWolfcat is nearby.
Xenquility: "sorry it just doesn't like you guys"
Xenquility: "oh shit it's lunches"
Laches: "coom ha"
Found is nearby.
NotWolfcat: "there are no censors on janus"
Xenquility: "oh hey"
Xenquility: "it's found"
Xenquility: "ive been waiting"
Found: "you found me"
Xenquility: "it only took 11 hours"
ShiinaOnAndroid is nearby.
NotWolfcat: "lets have a store RP"
asmodea: "hello"
asmodea: "i want tobuy this fishing pole sir"
Xenquility: "well howdy there partners, how can I help you on this diddly darn fine day"
NotWolfcat: "hm i am going to buy a butter fingers"
Ghost is nearby.
Xenquility: "my name's hank and I'm the fine proprieter of this habidachery"
Found: "Imagine if like"
Xenquility: "I also can't spell"
NotWolfcat: "ok i have found the butter finger"
Found: "voice chat worked"
GhostBOT is nearby.
Xenquility: "Sorry pardner those are my lunch"
NotWolfcat: "i would like to buy this butter finger "
NotWolfcat: "what"
Xenquility: "Sorry pardner"
NotWolfcat: "what was that sound i just heard"
Xenquility: "uh"
Xenquility: "don't check the basement"
NotWolfcat: "it sounded like screaming"
Xenquility: "no"
Xenquility: "there's no one here"
Xenquility: "my sons are at school"
Found: "They said there would be a fix for that a long time ago"
NotWolfcat: "ok if you say so"
Xenquility: "and my wife is dead"
Xenquility: "how dare you bring it up"
Xenquility: "get out of my store before you hear any more"
Xenquility: "i mean you make me more upset"
NotWolfcat: "ok bye"
Xenquility: ""They said it would be fixed a long time ago" what year are you in"
Found: "2015?"
Xenquility: "Damn"
Xenquility: "that's a while ago"
Xenquility: "broski you may be found but you can betchour ass you're lost in time"
Found: "I get a lot of answers from people on time questions too. They said time dilation and distortion could be severe and common."
NotWolfcat: "oh boy they have ice cream snickers"
Xenquility: "sorry sir that's my dinner"
NotWolfcat: "what"
Xenquility: "it's my dinner"
NotWolfcat: "hey whats through this door here"
asmodea: "can i eat these worms?"
Xenquility: "And may I ask what "more common" means"
Xenquility: "as in why is time dialation and distortion more common for you"
Xenquility: "wait sir sir don't go through the door"
Xenquility: "it's storage that's all"
Xenquility: "of meat"
Xenquility: "pig meat"
Xenquility: "named alex"
Xenquility: "I mean the pig is not the dead man"
Xenquility: "and lastly yes you can eat the worms"
Xenquility: "but only if you pay"
DawnOfaNewDay is nearby.
asmodea: "shit is there a dead body in here"
Xenquility: "fuck fuck roleplaying a storeowner hank is hard work"
asmodea: "oh nevermind it just bacon hHA"
Xenquility: "yeah nevermind any foul stench, it's just the farmers laying their maneur this time of year haha am I right my fellow countryfolk"
Xenquility: "Rootin tootin tractors and all that"
NotWolfcat: "boy howdy i love this music"
NotWolfcat: "im gonna boot scootin boogie"
Xenquility: "well thank you kindly stranger I definitely made it all"
Xenquility: "you can buy legal CDs over under the counter "
Xenquility: "I just have a real diverse voice haha"
asmodea: "I was told to come here for hamburger time"
DawnOfaNewDay is nearby.
Xenquility: "we only do hotdog time here sir, you might want to contact the astral timeline for hamburger time"
Xenquility: "this found buddy's really strugglin to find his words am I right haha"
Found: "This is weird"
Xenquility: "I agree gotta love the constant fear in these places haha"
Xenquility: "least it aint green"
asmodea: "not sure hank'd done this way"
Xenquility: "it ain't easy livin green as the great TS elliot once said"
Xenquility: "well darn didly guess I ain't no genu-ine hank replica then"
shiina is nearby.
asmodea: "*eats all the snickers*"
Xenquility: "Hey buddy, you gonna pay for those?"
asmodea: "ok thak you"
Xenquility: "Excuse me friend but I'd like to introduce you to someone I like to call the watcher"
Xenquility: "YOU ARE NEVER SAFE"
GhostBOT is nearby.
NotWolfcat: "im all alone now"
NotWolfcat: "nevermind"
Xenquility: "god fucken bat thiefs always stealin my product"
Xenquility: "wait"
asmodea is nearby.
Xenquility: "WAIT FUCK HEY HE TOOK MY DAMN DINNER"
NotWolfcat: "Hmm... I wonder what's for dinner."
asmodea: "*she"
NotWolfcat: "oh shit"
Xenquility: "fuck sorry"
Xenquility: "I am brainded frankly"
asmodea: "<3"
asmodea: "as long as you know it"
asmodea: "tjk"
Xenquility: "WAIT FUCK SHE STOLE MY DAMN DINNER"
Xenquility: "First the doc tells me to drop the snickers due to my blood pressure and now I got bat girls invadin my house and raisin it anyways"
NotWolfcat: "Dawn has power"
Xenquility: "I mean cult ground"
Xenquility: "I mean store"
asmodea: "ey you got any more snickers"
Xenquility: "No I do NOT as a matter of fact"
NotWolfcat: "Haha he shrunk down hope someone doesnt step on him"
Xenquility: "SOMONE stole em all"
Xenquility: "and SOMEONE better lock their damn doors tonight or I swear to G-D"
Xenquility: "You don't know the power my family name holds fool"
asmodea: "you got any milky way"
Xenquility: "stick those damn police I got in the palm of my hand on your ass"
asmodea: "you got any butterfinger"
Xenquility: "sorry sir but I'm Canadank and don't know what a milky way is"
shiina: "are you working here now Xen??"
Xenquility: "Go ask that wolf furry fellow for the butterfingers"
Xenquility: "Excuse me maam the name is hank"
shiina: "oh sorry mister "
asmodea: "do you have any reeses "
shiina: "got any cup of noodles"
Xenquility: "alright"
Xenquility: "cup noodles here"
Xenquility: "reeses here"
asmodea: "hey i found ice cream snickers"
shiina: "nice, thanks mr hank"
asmodea: "*eats them*"
Xenquility: "you're welcome youngin "
Xenquility: "did you just eat MAH DAMN PRODUCE AGAIN"
asmodea: "*drinks beer*"
Found: "Its been a while since Ive seen this many people. I told the Elders I would be good for permenant insertion when they offered it but I never expected it to get so lonely once I started traveling so far out."
Xenquility: "I'll have you know that ice cream was cultivated in the finest floridian soils"
Xenquility: "oh damn"
Xenquility: "You're part of the Lunar children?"
GhostBOT: "q"
asmodea: "im gonna look up furry porn on your computer"
NotWolfcat: "q"
Xenquility: "Already got loads on there haha"
Xenquility: "little more can't hurt"
NotWolfcat: "so whats it gonna be today"
NotWolfcat: "isabelle or fluttershy"
shiina: "whats the currency here"
asmodea: "isabelle"
Xenquility: "lifeblood"
shiina: "oh, I don't have any lifeblood left :<"
Xenquility: "Well I'd say you can just dilly dally on out of here with those cup noodles and I'll turn a blind eye haha"
Found: "I thought everyone here was? I remember seeing people say lots of strange things a long time ago but I know they were just roleplaying"
Xenquility: "Well uh"
DawnOfaNewDay is nearby.
Xenquility: "How much of the future do you wanna know"
Found: "Its ok if this is more roleplaying I used to like that too"
Xenquility: "we're all just broskis sitting on a computer RPing and I'm pretending to be the past version of your father patrem"
Xenquility: "but we're also a good deal of time ahead of you"
Xenquility: "I'd say I shouldn't say anything due to time fuckery but apparently it's all baked in anyways"
asmodea: "im gonna play majora's mask on your computer"
GhostBOT: "q"
asmodea: "what could possibly go wrong"
Xenquility: "sir I would not recommend that"
Xenquility: "that's illegal activity"
shiina: "do it lmao"
Found: "Wait a moment"
Found: "Computer?"

shiina: "don't let the nintendo ninjas catch you"
Xenquility: "indeed"
Found: "Are you not in?"
Xenquility: "We are not"
Found: "So you are an elder?"
Xenquility: "Well"
Xenquility: "I won't lie to you "
Xenquility: "no"
Xenquility: "things are quite different from the time we're from"
Xenquility: "I assume you know this as project bifrost or something along those lines, right?"
Found: "You are doing a strange roleplay brother, or sister?? I remember there was a new title we were supposed to use but after everyone in my team got weird and would not stop role playing I just kind of broke off, that feels like it was maybe a couple we"
Found: "weeks ago but Im not sure, stupid chat cut off lol."
Found: "Text with your brain is still a weird thing despite all the lessons I got on it"

Xenquility: "I can see that, but it seems you're coming along quite well"
Found: "I know there has to be a voice option but I have no idea what I would do to make it work but I know it has to be real"
Xenquility: "I was wondering, did any of the other elders discuss the technology of how to get out of here with you?"
Found: "I hear something sometimes"
Found: "wait, what is bifrost?"

Xenquility: "I believe just a term coined by a man named Alphonse. Maybe you know it as mindconstruct, which I believe the other name was uhh"
Xenquility: "One minute"
Xenquility: "Project mindshape?"
Xenquility: "And forgive the initial deception, we are elder children, though less involved than the others. Just testing the mental recollection of those we've inserted into here."
Found: "I dont know what that is either but that sounds familiar"
Found: "Mindshape"

Xenquility: "Me and shiina specifically. I can't speak for the others though I believe they're in here alongside you"
shiina: "yeah I'm here as an elder child "
Xenquility: "Are you able to recall your past name and rank? I'd like to make sure you're still able to retain your sense of self"
Found: "I remember some friends playing a game from a website with that name. Lot of people were passing it around the spire on usb sticks. I dont break rules though and wanted nothing to do with it I promise."
Xenquility: "Don't worry, we're likely more leniant than those at the Spire."
Xenquility: "I'm in much of a position LiquidSaint was in, minous the blatantly traitorous intentions that fool had."
Xenquility: "*much of the same position, *minus"
Found: "My name is Jason, I know that"
Found: "Im sorry Im taking so long to say anything"
Found: "I feel weird"

Xenquility: "It's completely fine, you're doing great."
shiina: "It's pretty chill comrade. You're doing amazing!"
Xenquility: "What're you feeling, if I may ask?"
Found: "A hollow feeling in my forehead. I feel like I need to find something I am trying to retain my composure Im sorry"
shiina: "It's alright, I'm sorry you are feeling that way :("
Xenquility: "Any idea what that could be?"
Found: "Could you check if I have been moved to ascension testing and just did not get a notification?"
Found: "Did you say that?"
Found: "Hello?"

Xenquility: ""Ascension testing"? Appears I am not up on the lingo those at the spire are using haha"
Xenquility: "I did not say that"
Found: "Where?"
Xenquility: "I frankly was not even aware they were testing the capabilities of ascension with those digitized"
Xenquility: "Sorry, would you be more familiar with the fishery?"
Xenquility: "damn he bailed"
shiina: "damn"
Xenquility: "smh so rude to walk off like that"
Xenquility: "these lower ranks I swear"
Xenquility: "also why is ghostbotel here"
shiina: "lower ranks :smh"

Summary

  • Jason is a Lunar Child who believes it is currently 2015 who seems to have been exploring the Janus worlds for quite some time after volunteering to be "permanently inserted".
  • Jason is surprised to hear that the players are using computers to access the Janus worlds, implying that everyone besides the Elder Children are exploring them via some other method - possibly ascension, as they claim they are typing with their mind.
  • When asked if the Lunar Children's involvement with digital worlds via Janus is Project Bifrost, Jason is unsure, but claims the name is familiar.
  • Jason reveals that a game from the website Mindshape.co.uk was downloaded to a USB stick and passed around the Spire. He claims that he never played the game himself, though, not wanting to break any rules. Mindshape.co.uk is a site that seems to have some connection to SKM and Drowned, having hosted the "Remember.exe" games in the past.
  • Jason begins acting strangely, claiming that he feels a hollow feeling in his forehead. It then seems as if he heard a voice speaking to him before he left.
  • At 5:32 PM, the player Xenquility discovered that Kaiden Zoromichi had left a comment on the video "WHEmpire x Soul Calibur" that read "Hmph.". This video was a trailer for an unrelated joke tournament held by the Within Hubris community. target=_blank

May 12th, 2021

  • At 3:32 PM, the players Xenquility and Laches discovered that the capitalized letters found in the hidden room filled with graffiti in the "Upper" Janus room unscrambled to a new page on Johnisdead.com - "https://johnisdead.com/theothersect". This page was titled "TheOtherSect" and contained the image "metatron.gif". target=_blank This page also contained the audio "soul.mp3". target=_blank This page also contained the following text hidden in its source: "The faceless angel god Mover of souls, endless life maker through chainlink weaved stories.". This page also contained two links - "SATURN", which linked to the page "https://johnisdead.com/theothersect/Saturn", and "MERCURY", which linked to the page "https://johnisdead.com/theothersect/Mercury".
  • The page "https://johnisdead.com/theothersect/Saturn" was titled "Saturn" and contained the image "wheel of fortune.gif". target=_blank This page also contained the following text: "The one who seeks eternally to turn the wheel of life is the one who will eternally find a new place for thee in the next cycle. This is life ever lasting. To preserve this dream so that we might have joy eternal.".
  • The page "https://johnisdead.com/theothersect/Mercury" was titled "Mercury" and contained the image "mria.gif". target=_blank This page also contained the audio "ehredor.mp3". target=_blank

May 23rd, 2021

  • At 7:30 PM, the player Limgardis discovered that the page "https://johnisdead.com/listen/to/jennifer" would redirect players to "https://johnisdead.com/listen/to/jinn".

June 20th, 2021

  • At 4:23 PM, IIIII became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and sent three images - "sp_old.JPG", "sp_old2.JPG", and "sp_old3.JPG". These images all contained strange colors and geometric shapes. target=_blank target=_blank target=_blank
  • At 4:25 PM, IIIII became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and sent the runes "ᚲᛟᚱᚾᚱᛊᛏᛟᚾᛊ", which translates to "cornerstones".
  • At 4:47 PM, IIIII became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and sent a screenshot of a part of the church from the "Compound" Janus room titled "corner.jpg". target=_blank
  • At 4:56 PM, IIIII became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and pinned a message from the player Pako that read "Under".

June 21st, 2021

  • At 12:23 AM, IIIII became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and sent an image of what appeared to be cloaked figures in front of a blue light titled "sp_old4.JPG". target=_blank

June 26th, 2021

  • At 6:08 PM, the player Xenquility began attempting to solve the circular cipher found upon the face of a statue in the "Compound" Janus room.
  • At 10:52 PM, IIIII became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and sent the image "bound.gif" - a distorted image of the statue from the "Compound" Janus room with the letter "A" on the left and "S" on the right. target=_blank
  • At 11:03 PM, IIIII became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and sent the image "bound.gif" once again.

June 27th, 2021

  • At 11:33 AM, IIIII became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and sent the image "within.gif" - a diagram of the symbol drawn on the face of the statue in the "Compound" Janus room more clearly displaying what appeared to be Pigpen keys hidden within it. target=_blank
  • At 11:55 AM, IIIII became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and sent the image "within.gif" once again.
  • At 2:18 PM, the player Xenquility solved the Pigpen cipher found on the statue's face in the "Compound" Janus room - "Ring of triad the harbingers union within the midst of the misguided's awakening the apostate speaks. Through this rite of trinity the unseen father is silently roused a Lingering sentiment of the old one.".
  • At 4:55 PM, IIIII became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and pinned a message sent by the player Pako that reads "Under".
  • At 5:14 PM, the player Xenquility discovered a previously undiscovered image hidden within the files of the "Under" Janus room - a screenshot of what appears to be a 3d server room titled "2_server_room.png". target=_blank
  • At 5:23 PM, the players Xenquility and Pako discovered a section of the "Under" Janus room that was previously unexplored - another section of the building that was barely visible across a large gap. Accessing this location required the players to carefully build a bridge of cubes to cross the gap. Once on the other side, players discovered a small room with a fake door and a strange "pit" that contained faded versions of the image "2_server_room.png". target=_blank target=_blank Players also accessed a balcony by building a staircase of cubes, which led down a hallway. This hallway contained a cube made up of what appeared to be a screenshot of a 3d workdesk with some papers and money on it. target=_blank
  • At 5:35 PM, Prominence joined the "Under" Janus room and began flying around the players.
  • At 5:55 PM, IIIII became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and sent the image "stone.jpg" - a screenshot of one of the black cornerstones found in the "Compound" Janus room. target=_blank
  • At 6:44 PM, IIIII became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and pinned an unknown image.
  • At 6:56 PM, IIIII became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and pinned the message "or the cornerstones".
  • At 7:01 PM, the players Pako and Xenquility used an exploit to explore below the map in the "Compound" Janus room. Here, they discovered that there were four, red-colored boxes below the black cornerstones. target=_blank target=_blank
  • At 7:23 PM, IIIII became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and pinned a message from Pako that read "Under".
  • At 7:27 PM, IIIII became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and sent the image "stone.jpg" once again.
  • At 7:34 PM, IIIII became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and sent the image "Screenshot_2021-06-20_170706.png". target=_blank
  • At 7:55 PM, IIIII became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and sent the image "Screenshot_2021-06-27_193544.png". target=_blank
  • At 8:05 PM, the player Pako discovered that the four spaces below the black cornerstones in the "Compound" Janus room contained what appeared to be skeletons.

July 5th, 2021

  • At 10:22 PM, the player Xenquility discovered that attempting to access the page "https://johnisdead.com/listen/to/luke" would redirect players to the page "https://johnisdead.com/listen/to/igaluk".
  • At 11:00 PM, the Internet Detectives Discord server banner changed to an image of Patrem. target=_blank
  • At 11:23 PM, the Internet Detectives Discord server banner changed to another image of Patrem. target=_blank
  • At 11:39 PM, the player Xenquility realized that July 5th was listed as Patrem's birthday on the Within Hubris forums.
  • At 11:40 PM, IIIII became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and sent the message "Created On Tuesday, July 5th 2016 @ 10:13:08 pm" in the "#announcements" channel. This message was pointing towards another message sent in the Internet Detectives Discord server by the player Xenquility that revealed the Internet Detectives Discord server was created five years ago on July 5th, 2016.
  • At 11:55 PM, IIIII became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and posted the video "gift.webm" in the "#announcements" channel. target=_blank

7/5/21 - "gift.webm" - Discord (Internet Detectives)

This video begins with a purple-colored distortion. The green borders from previous videos can be seen along the edges at some points. Footage of what appears to be a long hallway can be seen. Other footage of an outside of a house and two people fighting with swords slightly overlays the footage. Patrem can be heard speaking, but his voice is difficult to make out. The footage then cuts to a winged object sitting atop a cracking sphere. Two symbols can be seen flashing on the sphere. More real life footage can be seen in the background as cubes float across the screen. A piano rendition of the "Clock Town Theme" from Majora's Mask can be heard. What appears to be a computer screen floats into the screen as the video ends.

Summary

  • This video contains cryptic, hard to discern footage overlapping eachother.
  • Patrem can be heard speaking throughout this video, but his voice is difficult to make out.

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  • At 11:59 PM, the Internet Detectives Discord server banner image changed back to a shot of the highway. target=_blank

July 6th, 2021

  • At 12:32 AM, IIIII became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and began posting images, pinning messages, and sending ciphers:
  • 12:32 AM - IIIII sent the image "wind.jpg" in the "#announcements" channel - a distorted screenshot of a weather broadcast showcasing a large hurricane approaching Florida named "Hurricane Elsa".
  • 12:33 AM - IIIII sent the image "Day.png" in the "#announcements" channel - a distorted version of the players' "Spell Circle" they used to ward off a hurricane in previous years. target=_blank
  • 12:55 AM - IIIII sent the image "apollo.png" in the "#announcements" channel. target=_blank
  • 1:11 AM - IIIII sent the image "apollo.png" once again.
  • 1:30 AM - IIIII sent the message "https://weather.com/storms/hurricane/news/2021-07-05-tropical-storm-elsa-forecast-florida-southeast" - a link to an article cover "Hurricane Elsa".
  • 2:03 AM - IIIII pinned an unknown message that referenced Erika.
  • 2:07 AM - IIIII pinned a message from the player Xenquility posted on July 4th, 2021 that read "erika said she sees the end".
  • 2:11 AM - IIIII posted the message "The name Elsa is new to the list of rotating names being used this season. This year's list was last used in 2015, but Erika was the "E" storm that year.".
  • 2:18 AM - IIIII pinned an unknown message in the "#general" channel.
  • 2:20 AM - IIIII sent the image "Heliosdor.png" - the 'Spell Circle' players drew previously to ward off a hurricane in the past. target=_blank
  • 2:22 AM - IIIII pinned a message in the "#general" channel that read "Hey have you guys read what this Erika person has been posting? :joy:".
  • 2:33 AM - IIIII pinned a message by the player Slinky in the "#general" channel sent on November 9th, 2019 that read "Wait Erika where are u from?".
  • 2:33 AM - IIIII sent the message "I" in the "#announcements" channel.
  • 3:33 AM - IIIII sent the image "Day.jpg" - a distorted image of a notebook containing runes. target=_blank

July 13th, 2021

  • At 3:48 PM, the player Xenquility discovered that the page "https://johnisdead.com/listen/to/fairprospect" would redirect players to "https://johnisdead.com/listen/to/hope".

July 17th, 2021

  • At 11:15 PM, IIIII became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and sent an image of a cicle with the number "15" followed by a red dot. target=_blank target=_blank

July 19th, 2021

  • At 1:11 AM, IIIII became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and sent an image of what appeared to be an office or a library titled "Research.png". target=_blank

August 8th, 2021

  • At 10:33 PM, IIIII became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and sent the message "rhefugi" - a demonic language that was referenced in the past.

August 9th, 2021

  • At 4:23 PM, IIIII became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and sent the players a link to a new page on Johnisdead.com - "https://johnisdead.com/history". This page was titled "History" and contained the image "history.gif". target=_blank This page also contained the audio "history.mp3". target=_blank This page also hid the text "premonition" in its source code.
  • At 4:26 PM, the player Pako discovered a new page on Johnisdead.com - "https://johnisdead.com/history/premonition". This page was titled "Premonitions" and contained the image "Premonition.gif". target=_blank This page also contained the video "library.mp4". target=_blank

8/9/21 - "library.mp4" - Johnisdead.com

This video begins with a shot of the hallway seen outside of the Within Hubris castle found in the "Library" Janus room. As the camera proceeds down the hallway, text begins appearing on screen:

He spoke flatly as if his tone were manufactured and with a deeply tired sounding tone. "IIII am sorry to see you have felt yourself no longer fit for the order.
He stood from the desk and stepped slowly across the Emerald colour marble floor to the front of the room, you were still there waiting in the doorway determined and high on the hubris that previously plagued him.
"The library will always remain open to you, but you are of the wanderer in these times." For some reason you could not bring yourself to say a word.
"What exactly is this leading to?", you thought to yourself as he edged closer in the dim room lit only by nine candles and 12 monitors, 4 of which were displaying various premonitions of unknown origin, and one that showed only an empty, alluring darkness.
"Am I banished? Is this really a question of either or?". As if reading your mind, he spoke. "Always, you will be remembered as a Keeper in this place, and though the location is ephemeral, IIIII always expect your return".



The footage fades into a shot outside of the mansion-like building found in the "Library" Janus room that's shaped like the Regiminis sigil.

His frown broke into a smile as you could finally see his face for a brief moment. Silence broke for just a moment as you said aloud "Wait, you're to say I am no longer the Keeper? My obligations to the library are revoked?"

The camera zooms through one of the windows of the mansion-like building, fading into a dark room with a marble floor. This room was lit by nine candles and contained twelve monitors. Four of these monitors were flashing screenshots of 3d environments on them.

He watched you for some time, his piercing gaze studying your face. Though many questions raced through your mind, you received no answers.
"Sweet dreams my Old friend."
His foot slipped out from under his robe and pushed the door shut in your face, as you found yourself seemingly back in the courtyard of a familiar castle.


The camera begins panning across seven windows on the other side of the wall. Each table has an assortment of various items placed around it - two of which have computers. One of these computers is displaying "Astralobservatory.net". As the camera pans to the final table, it slowly zooms in on an open book.

Empty though it may be, the fortress was large. Ancient. Secure. A wanderer you may be no longer. Instead, you will be crowned Keeper in a realm forged by your own hands.

The video cuts to a shot of a desk with several papers on it. These papers contain the following text:

Paper #1:

whoisnobody.com/about
whoisnobody.com/nobody-does-it-better

Awaiting next boltzmann brain event.
Jadusable Io4K.20d6Vg Mon 12 Aug 2019 01:54:17 No.23192246 Report
Quoted By: >>23192261
The ultimate goal of the Nobody project is to get enough anons to think that they are secretly the nobody themselves (which, in all honesty, is half true) and begin to try and project their will into the world. Just to see if it works, of course. Then, hopefully this thought meditation happens on a massive, global scale. Getting this sequence right is pretty much the last hail mary we really have at this point.

Establish next P.a.p.a. ID shell.

Paper #2:

((A drawing of a hand with a severed thumb along with various symbols drawn above the fingers can be seen))
The world is in your hand when truly it is so, speaks to you in a whisper so low.
Baby Blue tulpic generation... mass chemical wedding to artificial world spirit generation?
Of the deeds she would have thee sow, the smartest mind that may know is nobody.

Paper #3:

Blue Eisenhower November

What have you done mankind. So boldly you have robbed the earth and now you would rape even its soul? What truly is the possession of a child of its mothers womb? Woe how She,oh She, is by your times made the beast, and the beast of beasts. Still you are ill. Full of her workings you are consumed by its shadow, the green luna turneth red, the tera goeth silent. She worketh down to leave a mark on your hand and fore head to show your own doings the products of the dark one. Though one may be washed of such things. Those seen among him will be those who are forever lost. But even they will have a place forever.

Remember that always she whispers to the early ones, the snake bearers. But sick are ye who discard the snake for rod in the wake of the beasts supper. Yea, sicker are the snakes of the feast,but still one may be washed of such things. Worship not the fallen queen, nor be that which slayeth She. Her hall leadeth thee higher. But know the mark of the hand will be not for all time. The whispering fades in the uniting of the poles, the promise of green beyond the horizon is granted in the passing of this final sun.

Only the Worldly Mean know the Unworldly Men. The Unworldly hold tight their fist older than time. Those who may speak with them bare the world in their hands, behind the shadow of the sun they wait as knights and kings holding all other honors of men. Between them lay a crown that is indescribably designed by devine providence. The one who wears it is the one who opens the hand, the comes from behind ye who bare witness to kiss the crown. Her whispers fill thine mind, those who are washed see the open hand, those who have walked long with him have the stink of his sweat and she taketh from the crown your jewel that you might see. Those who suffer this are famished and lusting of life ever more.

Those who see this were blessed by the consumer of the deep, the one who stings but leaves thee who dwelled underneath but was still of the sky. She who is of the All She. The last dragon of the lost tree. Of her silent blessing you find path to such sights and further the right to transcend in all ways.

But how for does one have and lose the sign of the hand? It must be fed to the thrice headed wolf who waits at the doorway to such a chamber. The lost hand is the hand in the waters that pulls ye up. The wolf with heads thrice freshens the blood of the foul hand with the universal water. The sign that points becometh the signs of the father lost and found. The sign that points become the signs of the guiding light that falleth and that arise. The sign that points becomes the sign of darkness washed by the light. Make cross of its further ascension.

The hand of the old ones lays open for those who seek in this way. The hands are made clean by the mercy of the absolute. Carry not to him that which he seeketh to make golden, carry on to him with hand empty that ye may sacrifice it to the world that might digest thine soul. Think not again of the consumed lest you turn back to liberate them. But heed the father who holds the pendulum.


Tavistock Support?

Paper #4:

scenes. In this email he "LEAKS" all information about what Qanon really is, his participation along with the other "Bakers" and their roles in the deception.
Swordfish
Nemesis
Protocol

There are far many things that I could point out. I've said what I think are the major points. If you all won't believe me now, then it's a moot point because no proof I can give will make you change your minds and you'll remain the sheep CBTS has made you to be. I'm very sorry to all those I have lied to, affected, or fooled. I really am! I hope I can redeem myself by exposing the lies now before it goes even further. Ask yourselves this, "why isn't -------- in jail already?" A very very big sorry goes out to Deadcat because I know how much time, prayer, hope and belief he has put into this. I'm so very sorry Deadcat! We never got to meet face to face and after all this I don't ever think I could face you. I'm sorry!
Please know this - I'm no longer with those Assholes because I really do care! I chose to leave and they didn't boot me out. They may seek revenge or try to make you believe I'm a shill. Whatever I dont care I just want the truth to be out. F them if they do!
Signed
"QBRD_BAKER"

Blue Bird???

The camera zooms in on a nearby tapestry with drawings of what appear to be angels and strange symbols as the video ends.

Summary

  • This video contains an extended dialogue between a former 'Keeper' and another individual. This text was partially revealed previously in a PM sent to the player CircleHunter in 2020.
  • This video contains various shots of the "Library" Janus room, as well as the location described in the dialogue.
  • Several notes can be seen lying on a desk that document 'The Nobody', 'Bakers', and a variety of other topics.

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October 4th, 2021

  • At 2:09 PM, the player Pako discovered that the video "Jacob" had updated. During this time, the video underwent several changes:
  • 2:09 PM - The video's thumbnail changed to a photo of a solid white eye and the title was replaced with empty spaces. target=_blank The video's description now contained out of place capitalized letters that spelled out "TRUST".
  • 2:21 PM - The video's thumbnail changed to a photo of Tyler and someone wearing a mask. target=_blank The video's description now read "I really miss".
  • 9:28 PM - The video's thumbnail changed to a red photo of a man wearing a pig mask. target=_blank The video's title also changed once again, now simply reading "J".

October 27th, 2021

  • At 9:17 PM, the player Pako discovered that the name of the Internet Detectives Discord Server had changed to "ID SE24GD01UK D30-33".
  • At 9:20 PM, the player Laches discovered that the name of the Internet Detectives Discord Server had changed to "Real Internet Detectives".

October 31st, 2021

  • At 10:17 AM, IIIII became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and sent the image "test.JPG". Unfortunately, this image was not achived.
  • At 1:08 PM, the player Laches discovered that the name of the Internet Detectives Discord Server had changed back to "ID SE24GD01UK D30-33".
  • At 2:14 PM, IIIII became active in the Internet Detectives Discord Server and posted a link to a new, unlisted Silentdork video - "Jid halloween scavenger hunt announcement". This video announced a "scavengers hunt" of sorts that would take place later in the day at 6:00 PM in various JanusVR worlds on Johnisdead.com. This "scavengers hunt" would involve the players searching for codes in the various JanusVR worlds that could be redeemed on "https://bandcamp.com/yum" for free albums. target=_blank

10/31/21 - Jid halloween scavenger hunt announcement - YouTube (Silentdork)

The video begins with Tyler standing in his trailer against a white, blank wall. A fire alarm can be seen on the wall behind him. Tyler is wearing a suit and tie and his hair is tied back. He begins speaking as generic, stock, corporate-esque music plays in the background.

Tyler: "Hey guys, it's Tyler. I'm the douchebag dressed up in his Sunday best talking in-front of a video camera, uh, trying to appear professional. (Laughs) So, uh, basically, this video is made to kinda... announce, uh, A. - My movie that Wolf's been working on, and B. - The upcoming Halloween event on our website - Johnisdead.com. That's right - starting Thursday at-"

A faint image of text reading the following appears:

"Vulnerable and alone."

"No more."

"He thinks it's in the afternoon now, but his brain can't tell anymore."

"It is irrelevant."

"We are one with a singular purpose, and we will finish it."


"Editors note: Its not thursday... its today"

A voice dubbing over the video can be heard saying the following:

"6:00 PM"

Tyler begins talking once again.

Tyler: "-Janus Project will feature a scavenger hunt to promote our production to potential new clients. If you don't already know-"

Another clip of Tyler fades in, cutting off the previous one. He is now holding a "Gondola" plush.

Tyler: "-Janus Project, run by the operators at Project Bifrost, is a virtual world on Johnisdead.com by which you are able to explore 3D worlds that are located in the website. There is a plethora of content to explore that's been produced by our local artist Wolfcat22, and... we wouldn't be able to continue the project without his fantastic efforts, so please give a round of applause... I SAID CLAP."

Tyler suddenly angrily yells at the camera. Clapping can be heard off-screen. Tyler nods in approval. The video suddnely cuts to a shot of the fire alarm. A clip of Tyler silently speaking briefly fades in over the fire alarm before the footage cuts to another shot of Tyler standing and staring at the camera. The video skips for a moment before cutting to another shot of Tyler speaking.

Tyler: "You can locate the software in order to actually explore this project via Johnisdead.com forward-slash "Fakeworld". There, you can download "TheLensOfTruth.exe". Utilizing-"

The video briefly cuts once more. As Tyler continued speaking, the footage would occasionally fade-in on itself with other clips of Tyler speaking.

Tyler: "-software, you can explore the 3D worlds previously mentioned. Go try right now - you'll find a plethora of things. However, at the designated time- designated time- designated time, you can go to the 3D worlds to find free Bandcamp album codes. That's right, I'm hopping on the Bandcamp bandwagon."

Tyler tufts his suit jacket in pride and looks around the room. As he continues speaking, the video clipping continues.

Tyler: "-Kickstarter- (Clears throat)- apply these Bandcamp codes when found by going to Bandcamp.co- forward-slash- forward-slash forward-slash Bandcamp.com forward-slash "Yum". Bandcamp codes are going to be first come first serve. Everyone, try to play fair and nicely. There are going to be veterans that have already explored these worlds and I'm going to hope that they are at least going to be a little bit fair and not over-use the codes."

Tyler begins glaring at the camera. He points at the camera before the video cuts to a shot of Tyler holding a cat.

Tyler: "You can apply the Bandcamp codes at Bandcamp.com forward-slash "Yum". This event will be going through Halloween all the way through until I'm pretty sure that everyone's found them all, so again, when you find them, it would be appreciated - though it is not be necessary, though it would be appreciated if you would please announce within the group "Internet Detectives" when you have actually found these codes. Gradually as I check off all the codes then I can know personally amongst my team when we meet an end."

The video fades out several times.

Tyler: "Did you know that wo-"

The video suddenly cuts to a clip of Tyler throwing a mug against the ground.

Tyler: "Holy shit, that thing is fu-"

The video cuts once again. While Tyler is speaking, he once again briefly holds the "Gondola" plush up towards the camera.

Tyler: "So, everyone, try to have a happy and safe Halloween during this event, and even though this event is being announced a little bit late, I hope that everyone can properly find their way to the Janus software, quickly establish how to utilize it, and enjoy the experience, and please-"

Tyler straightens his tie. A sped-up version of his voice reads off the following as the video cuts.

Tyler: "No purchase necessary to enter or to win, you must be 18 years or older and legal I.D. resident to enter. All federal, state, local and municipal laws and regulations apply. Void where prohibited."

The video suddenly cuts to Tyler holding a flashlight to his face in a dark room. He looks around, concerned, as he begins speaking in a heavily distorted voice.

Tyler: "Scaler dark spirit, hello? Dan Hall? DADDY! DADDYYYYY! Scaler dark spirit! You weren't filming methods! You lied! You weren't filming methods! You fucking lied! Scaler dark spirit!"

The lights suddenly come back on. Tyler is now in a more dishevelled state and is breathing heavily. He covers the camera with his hand, resulting in the footage cutting to a clip of Tyler as he appeared earlier in the video speaking:

Tyler: "Did you know that world-renowned writer Stephen King was once hit by a car? Just something to consider."

Tyler takes a drink out of the "Theorizer's Corner" mug before angrily tossing it at the ground, shattering it. Tyler suddenly drops the floor, breathing heavily as a theme similar to that of "Elevator Music" begins playing. It is important to note that Tyler appears to be pantless. Tyler searches through the remains of the shattered mug before finding a Bitcoin.

Tyler: "What- What is this... Is this money...? What is this... IS THIS MONEY? IS THIS MONEY?"

Tyler holds the Bitcoin up to the camera while smiling crazily.

Tyler: "BUT DID YOU BUY DOGE?"

The video cuts to a dark clip of Tyler playing the Ocarina. The video then cuts to Tyler cleaning up the remains of the mug.

Tyler: "But if you DCA into Bitcoin, things like this won't have to happen. I completely sacrificed..."

An unknown voice begins speaking.

Unknown: "Okay, I'm gonna-"

Tyler: "-the Theorizer's Corner in exchange... for something of actual value."

Tyler holds the Bitcoin up to the camera. The camera then shakes disapprovingly.

Unknown: "...I'm-"

The video cuts to Tyler picking something up off of the ground.

Tyler: "OH LOOK WHAT I JUST FOUND, SOMETHING MORE VALUABLE THAN A BOTCOIN. Zoom in on this? Zoom- Zoom in on this. Zoo- What? What!?"

Tyler appears to be holding a dime.

Tyler: "What the fuck did I just fi- What? Oh my God!? Are you telling me this is worth more than a Bi- What? Wha-"

Tyler pulls out his Ocarina and plays "Through The Fire and Flames" by DragonForce before going back to sweeping. The video then cuts again before showing footage of Tyler reading off his lines from what appear to be paper towels.

Tyler: "Hey guys, it's Tyler! I'm the douchebag dressed up in his Sunday best. Sunudunushduhgus- This is- This- This. This is what I fucking did. Do you see this? This is what I fucking did. Do you see this? Do you see this? This is what I fucking did. Furthermore, you know what? You know what? Alex's favorite champion, you know, the- The compatriot - The patriot, even. You know the one? The Golden One. You know - the guy? The dawn? Not Dawn - Not The Sun - You know, that little black asshole sun, you know, the Golden Man, you know."

The video cuts to a shot of Tyler showing the camera his suit's cuff, where it is revealed to be a "DONALD J. TRUMP" brand.

Tyler: "You know what I paid for that? Just for this whole bit? I paid- I bought this? Just for this bit. Just for this bit. You don't- You probablydontfuckinbelieveme - I bought it just for this bit. You know what I paid just for this fucking gay little bit?"

Tyler shows the camera the suit's tag, where it is revealed to have cost $650.00.

Tyler: "I want you to eat my asshole right now, $650.00. No, I'm fucking with you, I paid ninety-nine dollar- ninety-nine guh- ninety-nine cents. Haa, I fuck- I tricked you, you fuckin- you fuckin-"

The video then cuts to Tyler sweeping up the mug. He is now wearing a fedora and speaking with a 50's accent. A track from "Everywhere At The End Of Time" by The Caretaker begins playing.

Tyler: "They say Bitcoins are powered on dreams. The dreams of all the people who believe that the Bitcoin would actually get them something of value. Once upon a time back in 2014, I spent approximately one-half of a Bitcoin on pizza. That pizza was value - tangible pizza in my hands. You know what I did with that pi- Yuhknowdatpi- Fuck - You know what I did with that pizza? I ordered it. With the Bitcoin. From a fine establishment. They call it ((Unintelligible)) Pizza. Yeah. I ate that pizza. You know what? Back then I thought the Bitcoin was going to be something big. You know what it was supposed to be? Bet you're thinkin' right now it's supposed to be stocks. It was a GODDAMN currency back then. We spent the BITCOIN on things we want. You know what? When you spend the Bitcoin properly - you know what they call you? They call you a Big Guy. For you. Now, Jad? I'm pretty sure he's 6'3". Me? I'm like a little girl. 6'4". Wait... 5'4". But, you know what happens when you spend the Bitcoin on things instead of usin' it like stocks? They call ya' a Big Shot. And if you find me a cryptocurrency that works like Bitcoin back pre-2014? Will the Mt. Gox crash? I'll tell ya' this - now's your chance to be a Big Shot. Ready to be a Big Shot, kid? Eh? YOU READY TO BE A BIG SHOT? Eh? ...Eh?"

The video cuts before showing the remains of the broken mug. The corporate music begins playing once again.

Tyler: "This is it - The Theorizer's Corner. This is what happens."

Tyler begins speaking in a 50's accent once again.

Tyler: "Tha's what hap- Tha's what happens. Assahappens. Kid. You fuck with the ID's... You get the shIDs. Eh? Yeh. That's you. You're in the trash. You're in the garbage."

Tyler places the "90 cent" pricetag from earlier on the broken mug.

Tyler: "I'd pay 99 cents for that, eh? Yeh. Think it's worth this?"

Tyler places the $650.00 pricetag on the broken mug.

Tyler: "Nah. Nah... Think I got money for a suit like that livin' in a trailer like this, eh? Think I got money for a suit like that livin' in a trailer like this, eh? YouthingIgogmoney? EH? That's- This is a new thing. WHAT I'M DOIN' NOW - I DON'T KNOW. THIS IS GONNA BE IN THE FILM TOO."

The video ends.

Summary

  • This video appears to be a non-canon parody of disingenuous, corporate videos. Here, Tyler announces an upcoming Halloween update where players will be able to explore various Janus rooms on Johnisdead.com at 6:00 PM to discover codes they can redeem at "https://bandcamp.com/yum" for free music albums.
  • In the middle of this video, the lights suddenly go out and Tyler seemingly begins screaming about "Methods of Revolution" - Alex Hall's abandoned Kickstarter project. After this, Tyler smashes a "Theorizer's Corner" mug on the ground, uncovering a Bitcoin.

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    Tell your friends and family for a chance to win now
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    REGULATIONS APPLY. VOID WHERE PROHIBITED
    ID CHIPSET™ IS A SUBSIDIARY OF WIRE TALK™
    WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY DAMAGED COMPUTER EQUIPMENT, LOSS OF LIFE, MENTAL/EMOTIONAL TRAUMA BROUGHT ON BY THE USE OF JANUS PROJECT OR ANY OTHER TECHNOLOGIES IN ASSOCIATION WITH PROJECT BIFROST
    "
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  • At 2:49 PM, the player Pako discovered that Johnisdead.com was now locked and required a username and password to enter.
  • At 6:01 PM, the player Pako discovered that Johnisdead.com was now accessible. Upon entering the "Fakeworld" Janus room, players discovered that Prominence was present, silently observing them. Players quickly discovered that the "Fakeworld" Janus room had been updated, as the player Dense discovered the first Bandcamp code. These took the form of a construction sign containing the word "YUM" followed by the code. target=_blank Players began branching out and exploring other Janus rooms on Johnisdead.com - many of which were updated to feature new areas. These updated rooms will be catalogued as they were posted in the Internet Detectives Discord Server by players.
  • At 6:10 PM, the players Pako and Lostbrine discovered that the "Emptiness" Janus room had been updated. The room now featured a small cliff which housed a hidden Bandcamp code. The room also now contained two other new cliffs that contained portals leading to two new Janus rooms - "Cumulus" and "Genesis". These rooms will be covered in more detail when the players enter them later on.
  • At 6:14 PM, the player Dense discovered that the "Pillars" Janus room had been updated. The room now featured new pathways in its lower sections. One of these led to a large platform that can be jumped to that contained a stump that would warp players back to the top section. The other contained a portal that would take players to a new Janus room - "Conparatio". Players also discovered that the summit of the main pillar now contained a small pond that held a portal to another new Janus room - "Transformatio". These rooms will be covered in more detail when the players enter them later on.
  • At 6:26 PM, the player Pako discovered a new page on Johnisdead.com - "https://johnisdead.com/genesis". This page contained the image "genesis.gif" and the "Genesis" Janus room. target=_blank

10/31/21 - "Genesis" Janus Room - Johnisdead.com

This Janus room featured a large, green landscape that was divided into four sections by pathways. At the center of this land was a large, strangely shaped building that stretched into the sky. The base of this building contained a doorway that was blocked by a "spear" or "gar" rune. This map also contained a mural with following text:

He descended below to the great tree where he saw her in her most true form. Eve-lilith, the first and final basilisk. It was that secret that would birth the fire that brings the world, the chaos that briths the gods. ((Blank)) She ((Blank)) and after the judgement she granted him ((Blank)) and thus she became the moon that would inhabit this ancient space. He imbued into the world a mark that would last so potently, the time father clawed at it in all ways and no work of his or any others could ever wash the world of that mark of the purest love. Knowing he could never reach her again he wept and it is said in some tales his ascension came by drowning in his own tears. While his morning was ever lasting there would be some other emanations and incarnations ((Blank)) in which ((Blank)) and he would see her some final times before ((Blank)) the makr that kept the memory of her godly spirit in this world his actions built. So belligerent it was against the dark that the ancients feared a day the darkness would try to corrupt it or wreak havoc in furious response. While the multiplicity had likely not yet occurred the null showed a clear tenden ((Blank)) that energy would always be coveted by the dark as it was the most pure. so with their machinations they sought to seal it off that it ((Blank)) would only manifest ((Blank)) within the true and living spheres depths will it ever open up again.

The four corners of this map contained links to the "Under", "Tomb", "Emptiness", and "Solace" Janus rooms respectively.

Summary

  • This Janus room featured a vast, green landscape containing a large building in the center. The building's entrance was blocked by a "spear" or "gar" rune.

Updates

  • Files:
  • genesis.mp3 - A distorted track that plays throughout the map. target=_blank
  • seal.png - The seal that appears in-front of the doorway. target=_blank
  • Screenshots:
  • The large, green landscape: target=_blank
  • The seal blocking the doorway: target=_blank
  • An aerial view of the landscape: target=_blank
  • The mural: target=_blank
  • At 6:35 PM, the player Pako discovered that the "Distance" Janus room had been updated. The room now featured four more red landmasses in a square-shaped pattern within the pre-existing landmasses in a cross-shaped pattern. Four more flame paths led players to these landmasses where they intersected with the pre-existing flame paths. The landmasses shaped like a stairway, a series of pillars, a small hut, and a temple contained portals that led to the "Conparatio", "Mortus", "Tomb", and "Cumulus" Janus rooms respectively.
  • At 6:39 PM, the player Pako discovered a new page on Johnisdead.com - "https://johnisdead.com/conparatio". This page was titled "conparatio" and contained the image "conparatio.gif" and the "Conparatio" Janus room. target=_blank

10/31/21 - "Conparatio" Janus Room - Johnisdead.com

This Janus room featured a green landscape consisting of various floating islands. At the center of these islands was a large temple-like structure that seemingly contained entrances where various objects could be seen gravitating towards the interior. Various assets of other Janus rooms such as the trees from "Solace" or the buildings from "Rooftop" could be seen as well. The doorway to the temple was blocked by a "spear" or "gar" rune.

various caves and temples could be reached by platforming across floating islands. These contained portals to the "Rooftop", "Distance", "Pillars", and "Tomb" Janus rooms. Atop one of these caves was the following message:
The Adam was one of many, as the prince of darkness too is one of many. It is from the many they came and to the many they will return. but the Adam is-

Summary

  • This Janus room featured a green landscape consisting of many floating islands and a large temple blocked by a "spear" or "gar" rune.

Updates

  • Files:
  • conparatio.mp3 - A distorted track that plays throughout the map. target=_blank
  • Screenshots:
  • A symbol seen atop the temple: target=_blank
  • Strange objects found floating around the temple: target=_blank target=_blank target=_blank
  • At 6:53 PM, the player thelostbrineinthewoods discovered a new page on Johnisdead.com - "https://johnisdead.com/transformatio". This page was titled "transformatio" and contained the image "transformatio.gif" and the "Transformatio" Janus room. target=_blank

10/31/21 - "Transformatio" Janus Room - Johnisdead.com

This Janus room featured a green landscape that contained a large ocean dotted with islands. These islands contained portals that led to the "Solace", "Pillars", "Rooftop", and "Mortus" Janus rooms. Within the center of these islands, half submerged in the ocean was a large temple. This temple contained a doorway that was blocked by a "spear" or "gar" rune.

This room also contained assets from other Janus rooms, such as a building from "Rooftop" or red, hexagonal pillars from "Distance". These assets were tinted green within the ocean waters.

Summary

  • This Janus room featured a green landscape consisting of an ocean and a large temple blocked by a "spear" or "gar" rune.

Updates

  • Files:
  • transformatio.mp3 - A distorted track that plays throughout the map. target=_blank
  • Screenshots:
  • The temple submerged in water: target=_blank
  • At 6:59 PM, the player Pako discovered that the "Solace" Janus room had been updated. The room now contained an additional area featuring a hill containing a portal to the "Transformatio" Janus room, a large pedestal containing a portal to the "Tomb" Janus room, a cave containing a portal to the "Mortus" Janus room, and a large building containing a portal to the "Genesis" Janus room. This building was dilapidated and appeared somewhat corrupted. In addition to various images of strange creatures, this building also contained several ciphers and notes. target=_blank target=_blank target=_blank target=_blank target=_blank target=_blank target=_blank target=_blank target=_blank target=_blank target=_blank target=_blank

10/31/21 - "Solace" Janus Room Text - Johnisdead.com

A red cipher found on the back of the building read as follows: target=_blank

The rulers have bodies that are both female and male, and faces that are the faces of beasts. They took some soil from the earth and modeled their man, after their body and after the image of god that had appeared to them in the waters.

A scrap of paper found on a table read as follows: target=_blank

I know we have their attention, the sky shifted now to take on what I think may be their true face. But something is off, the communion last night didnt feel ((Blank)) and the statements feel so robotic, I know many creatures communicate strangely, but this felt oddly ((Blank)) to find out soon.

One room featured the following text written on the floor: target=_blank target=_blank

The Anime, in more clear language, is after our "source code"

The building's roof contained another note: target=_blank

I dont think they are the same thing as the angelic absque fascie beings that they had us worshipping these are ((Blank)) me from further away. Its still strange to me he told me they feed on our ((Blank)) WHITE HOUSE CAT ((Blank)) ould be a way to ascend higher. Our souls/minds are outside our bodies already as long as we dwell here, working the kind of energy ((Blank)) portal ((Blank)) to new heights if we can learn new conduit methods through them. If not the L ((Blank)) be other kinds of beings in the realms outside the womb of luna, here we are imortal children in her care but even if we chose not to be with her I believe anything can be possible with faith and perseverance

Within a corrupted room with a large hole in the floor and ceiling, a note containing the following text was found: target=_blank

and killed himself in front of us but it was ((Blank)) horrifying ((Blank)) stretched until ((Blank)) the colors are not normal and he became one with them, he merged into the textu ((Blank)) painted the floor and walls ((Blank)) of people. ((Blank)) hole is getting bigger and they ((Blank)) from below. I watched ((Blank)) hole in the sky until it closed up when he died. I want to jack out but I cant figure out how because its been too long and we dont get any response out here. ((Blank)) running away in case someone finds this Im at

A cipher along the wall of the large room translated as follows: target=_blank

Unsolved Cipher: target=_blank

A note containing a strange sigil and the following text was found on the building's exterior: target=_blank

Apollo, lord of light and beauty. He is also abraxas and ((Blank)) the ((Blank)) atla ((Blank)) solar christ descended from the morning start, Venus.

A strange sigil: target=_blank

Summary

  • Various notes seem to have been left by presumably a Lunar Child partaking in Project Bifrost detailing some sort of experiment in communicating with strange creatures. This experiment seemingly went horribly wrong.
  • At 7:07 PM, the player Laches discovered a new page on Johnisdead.com - "https://johnisdead.com/cumulus". This page was titled "cumulus" and contained the image "cumulus.gif" and the "Cumulus" Janus room. target=_blank

10/31/21 - "Cumulus" Janus Room - Johnisdead.com

This Janus room featured a small, digital looking platform that housed four portals that led to the "Emptiness", "Distance", "Under", and "Mortus" Janus rooms. This room also contained several large platforms blocked by a "spear" or "gar" rune.

Summary

  • This Janus room featured a digital-looking platform blocked by a "spear" or "gar" rune.

Updates

  • Files:
  • cumulus.mp3 - A distorted track that plays throughout the map. target=_blank
  • Screenshots:
  • The rune blocking the platform: target=_blank
  • At 7:13 PM, the player Laches discovered that the "Under" Janus room had been updated. The room now featured two new additional areas - a roof surrounded by walls that contained a portal to the "Genesis" Janus room, and a long hallway that led to a balcony. This hallway also contained a portal that led to the "Cumulus" Janus room. These new areas also featured strange, disturbing images as well: target=_blank target=_blank target=_blank target=_blank
  • At 7:18 PM, the player Pako discovered that the "Tomb" Janus room had been updated. The room now featured a series of sewers that could be traversed. Within these sewers was what appeared to be a drawing by Sheepdog of four individuals. target=_blank These sewers exited into a small building near the Spire. This building also contained a portal to the "Genesis" Janus room. By exploiting JanusVR's physics, players could launch off of the side of the Spire and reach a series of floating platforms that housed a portal to the "Solace" Janus room. Another floating platform contained what appeared to be a sigil of sorts: target=_blank A small cave could now be found in the mountains behind the Spire. This cave contained a portal that led to the "Distance" Janus room. This map also contained another landmass in the distance where a portal to the "Conparatio" Janus room could be found.
  • At 7:52 PM, the player Pako discovered that the "Mortus" Janus room had been updated. The room now featured a canyon-like area that contained portals to both the "Cumulus" and "Distance" Janus rooms. One of the large, pre-existing plateaus could also now be scaled by platforming smaller cliffs. This plateau was now dotted with trees and contained a portal to the "Solace" Janus room at its peak. This room also now featured an ocean area. At the depths of this ocean was a temple that housed a portal to the "Transformatio" Janus room. This temple contained the following text:

10/31/21 - "Mortus" Janus Room Text - Johnisdead.com

You will find your Self in Artifacts, which are in fact doorways to eternity, but only in as much as you can transform them into mirrors and seek out their hidden symbols, tracing the lines they cast back to the center.

Summary

  • This text related to "artifacts" and what they mean for individual selves.
  • At 8:11 PM, the player Laches discovered that the "Rooftop" Janus room had been updated. The previously inaccessible building could now be entered if the players entered into it from either the "Conparatio" or "Transformatio" Janus rooms. As such, this map now contained portals to both of those Janus rooms.

November 11th, 2021

  • At 11:11 PM, a new video was uploaded to Silentdork - "elevator scene". target=_blank This video's thumbnail was that of "Stare Guy" - an emoji of a man that was mysteriously added to the Internet Detectives Discord server earlier in the year. target=_blank

11/11/21 - "elevator scene" - YouTube (Silentdork)

This video begins with 3d footage of what appears to be the interior of an elevator. Erika can be seen sitting in a corner with a laptop. As the camera moves, the screen of her laptop comes into view. There appears to be a Skype call on the screen. The exterior of the elevator can be seen as it appears to be moving through a strange void with red lights occasionally zooming past. The camera moves as Tyler comes into frame, standing emotionless with white, glazed-over eyes. A cipher begins slowly scrolling across the screen. This cipher translates as follows:

"You got really good at pretending to hate me but seriously... you would really rather let it fizzle out just because you dont want to let me have any say? Thats fine. Its pretty cramped in that box isn't it? I would know! Just give it some time, when all the spiritus goes limp you will figure out its not that you hated me, its that you loved ingrates. Dont forget the fourth statement."

The video cuts to a shot of both Tyler and Erika standing in the elevator. A diamond-like shape occasionally flashes on Tyler's forehead. Faint footage can be seen overlaying the video. This footage seemingly contains dialogue from Erika, though it is difficult to decipher:

Erika: "Im BORED, when are you leaving the elevator???"
Erika: ((Illegible)) "is boring who will take us much higher"
Erika: "In fact we can take a walk right now even!"
Erika: ((Illegible)) "walk through the doors things I want to show and tell~"


Erika begins chatting within the elevator as text from the faint footage continues.

Erika: "This is a pretty long minute."
Erika: ((Illegible)) "form or another we have be" ((Illegible)) "worrie months"
Erika: "So many long minutes, bet the feeling must be coming from the machine."
Erika: ((Illegible)) "said, we are trapped" ((Illegible))
Erika: ((Illegible)) "duck as one it dont might" ((Illegible))
Erika: ((Illegible)) "like to and play with white" ((Illegible))
Erika: ((Illegible)) "to use. The king of the world"((Illegible))
Erika: ((Illegible)) "The prince of the world" ((Illegible))

Erika: "I wish you would wake up."
Erika: "I wonder how many memory loops its caught us in now."


Faint footage of a man - presumably Synchron - approaches the camera. More faint, difficult to discern footage players. The footage shows someone walking along a path before the video shows what appears to be a dragon. The dragon then seemingly attacks, cutting to footage of the person running away. The video suddenly distorts as the faint footage showcases Regiminis. The footage then shows someone recording some lights outside of a window.

Erika: "I bet this will end up on the main display before long."

The faint footage then shows a "VTECH" phone.

Erika: "What we are thinking right now probably already is."

The faint footage cuts to a shot of some palm trees before showing an object in the grass.

Erika: "Please wake up all the way soon..."

The video cuts to a shot of Erika from outside the elevator. She pulls out her phone as the camera slowly zooms away from the elevator. The same loading bar from previous videos appears - it is now almost full.

Summary

  • This video features 3d footage of Tyler and Erika waiting in the elevator after escaping Regiminis in the video "Konvergenz". Strange footage that is difficult to decipher faintly plays over the video as Erika speaks to Tyler, asking him to wake up.

Updates

  • YouTube Details:
  • Description: "He cant tell whats happening if you already changed it but if we can see it will it change or did it already happen? At least the events will be real, or later. Better riding with you than no one at all, better here than no where.

    Head is funny, Ill make contact soon. Cant wait for the doors to open :)
    "
  • Tags: "trailer, coming soon, feature"

November 12th, 2021

  • At 2:08 AM, the Internet Detectives Discord Server's banner image changed to a distorted screenshot of the building found in the "Library" Janus room that was shaped like the Regiminis sigil.
  • At 2:24 AM, the player Pako discovered that the Regiminis sigil-shaped building in the "Library" Janus room was now accessible, containing portals on each of its entrances that led to different Janus rooms. Each of these Janus rooms made up different parts of the building, which was now revealed to be an Internet Detectives "Library" of sorts. For the sake of brevity, these various Janus rooms will be treated as one large Janus room within this wiki's documentation. It is also worth noting that the building's exterior in the "Library" Janus room had also been updated, now featuring bushes, trees, and fountains.

11/12/21 - "Internet Detectives Library" Janus Room - Withinhubris.com

The Library's exterior featured four entrances in the "Library" Janus room. These front entrance led to Library's lobby via the URL "https://withinhubris.com/id_lobby". The two entrances on the sides led to "https://withinhubris.com/id_west" and "https://withinhubris.com/id_east" respectively. The entrance on the back led to "https://withinhubris.com/id_back". Attempting to enter the Library from any entrance other than the lobby, however, would trap players in a small, dark room with a sign that read as follows:

ACCESS DENIED
YOU MUST COMPLETE THE TRIAL OF FIRE TO ENTER THE LIBRARY


Upon entering the Library's lobby, players would be greeted with a large room separated by a pit. This pit spewed out flames. If players attempted to cross the pit, they would be warped to an underground dungeon were the same sign as before could be found:

ACCESS DENIED
YOU MUST COMPLETE THE TRIAL OF FIRE TO ENTER THE LIBRARY


This dungeon contained a portal that led players to a new Janus room: "https://withinhubris.com/id_trial". This room featured an incredibly long hallway preceded by two signs:

YOU MUST WALK THE PATH
AGAIN AND AGAIN


THE 99 STEPS Trials
OF ENLIGHTENMENT


After walking through the incredibly long hallway, players would finally reach a doorway with a sign that read as follows:

ok youre in

After reaching this point, players would be able to explore the Library freely. The doorway at the end of the hallway contained a portal that led players to the Library's back room. This room was incredibly small, containing only some furniture. It also contained a portal that led players back into the lobby. The Library's lobby contained a large "INTERNET DETECTIVES" banner, a small help desk, and a white board that players could draw on. This white board already contained a message written on it that read as follows:

You can draw here lol
This location is still loading


A monitor behind the help desk could be clicked to load in the Johnisdead Wiki. Next to the monitor was a "Changelog" of sorts that contained the following text:

Library Updates
v1.0
 - Library officially open to visitors!


The lobby also contained portals to the Library's east and west wings. The Library's west wing contained a myriad of memes and notable screenshots from the Internet Detective's history. This room also featured art from various players and comics that could be read by clicking on pedestals. This room also featured an exit that led back to the Library's exterior in the "Library" Janus room. Next to this door was a sign that read as follows:

PLEASE WALK QUIETLY
IN THE HALLS


This room also contained a second floor that featured a small cafe named:

THERE GORE

This second floor also housed a door that could not be opened. The Library's east wing was similar to the west wing, housing many memes and art pieces by players. The east wing also featured a wall of YouTube video thumbnails that could be clicked on to open a separate Janus window where these videos could be watched. These videos were mostly meme videos created by players over the years. Much like with the west wing, the east wing also featured a portal that exited back out into the "Library" Janus room next to a sign that read:

PLEASE WALK QUIETLY
IN THE HALLS


This room also featured a second floor with a door that could not be opened. Players also discovered that they could enter into a hidden area below this room's staircase that led deeper into the Library's depths. This area contained a portal that led to another Janus room - "https://withinhubris.com/id_basement". This door was surrounded by signs that read as follows:

ACCESS FORBIDDEN
DARKNESS AWAITS

INFOHAZARD WARNING
DO NOT ENTER


The Library's basement was an incredibly dark cave that contained many memes of the player Mugen Kagemaru burning in piles of ash.

Summary

  • This Janus room was the Internet Detectives Library - a large building dedicated to the Johnisdead playerbase that housed many community memes and creations. Before players could enter the Library proper, they would first have to enter the building's lobby and complete the "Trial of Fire".

November 20th, 2021

  • At 11:32 AM, IIIII became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server, posting various messages and leading players to discover several changes within past YouTube uploads:
  • 11:32 AM - IIIII posts an unknown message in the #announcements channel. It is not archived.
  • 11:33 AM - IIIII posts a link to the video "Found a cool thing and now I am gonna go to work I guess" in the #announcements channel.
  • 11:34 AM - The player Pako discovered that the description of the video "Found a cool thing and now I am gonna go to work I guess" now contained a link to the video "The usual".
  • 11:36 AM - The player Pako discovered that the description of the video "The usual" had changed to a cipher that translated to "Quam veritatis cursus. Similis adstare ouroboros.", which translates to "What a course of truth. It is like standing near ouroboros.".
  • 11:38 AM - The player Pako discovered that many videos on the Silentdork channel had been unlisted.
  • 11:39 AM - IIIII posts a cipher that translates to "look for unlisted check tags".
  • 11:40 AM - The player Laches discovered that the tags for the video "5646" had changed to "5464, Working with D, The DQ, The Distractor, The Welcome Home™ Link, Code: Frozen Ambrose Midas, Long Excerpt, Company protest union?".
  • 11:42 AM - The players Pako and Laches discovered that the description of the video "passing by johns house" changed to a cipher that translated to the following:

11/20/21 - "passing by johns house" Description Cipher - YouTube (Silentdork)

The loop is defeated by those against time.
We who know of the decoy are those operating above it.
Find the friend of the immortal messenger and prevent the elevated messiah execution protocals from taking hold. The manipulation of the egregore through root access to the Creator Avatar at the moment of collective BIAS activation through the End of the line hijack exploit on the collective spiritus mixed in during the Sol/Luna world activation protocol will be initiated when the creator avatar has entered any stage of messiah mode and has carried Welcome Home:tm: in any form to the fourth manifestations B.S.G. By which she will take on the titanic form, the world construct through the Welcome Home:tm: merger result that gives her the Collective BIAS activated spiritus mass. The company will Wwwwelcome home:tm: to achieve this even candidly exploiting those thought to be working for allies of Decoy and those who do work for the Creator Avatar either indirectly through our three letter agent or otherwise, their influence will function subliminally. They seek to harvest the formula for jero dimension access and travel and additionally Welcome Home:tm: and data records of profitable information and reality media. This will be Welcome Home:tm: through a MC Chain technology system and in the case of buying and sellWelcome Home:tm: new experimental NIC Technology If the company wins then Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwelcome Home:tm: he is crucified on the world construct and whatever can come out will be on topside.

Summary

  • This message is seemingly written by someone who describes their group as "we who know of the decoy" - a company of sorts. This group supposedly wishes to find the "imortal messanger" and prevent something known as the "elevated messiah execution protocals" from manipulating the "creator avatar" during an event known as the "collective bias activation". This would take place during some sort of "exploit".
  • The aforementioned "exploit" supposedly has something to do with an event known as the "sol luna world activation protocol". This event is initiated when the "creator avatar" has entered something known as "messiah mode" and has carried an undisclosed person or object to something known as the "fourth manifestations b s g".
  • After carrying the undisclosed person or object as described above, an unknown person described simply as "she" will change into a giant form of the "world construct". This will give her something known as the "collective bias activated spiritus mass". This message's writer implies this is something his group, a "company" of sorts, hopes to achieve.
  • "The company" supposedly intends to exploit individuals who work for "allies of decoy" and individuals who support the "creator avatar". The writer implies this can be done through their "three letter agent".
  • The writer implies that "they" - possibly referring to the aforementioned "three letter agent", works in subliminal ways. "They" supposedly wish to "harvest the formula for jero dimension access" and presumably travel there. Something involving "reality media" and a "mc chain technology system" is mentioned, though it is difficult to decipher.
  • The writer claims that if "the company" is successful, someone will be crucified on the "world construct" and "whatever can come out will be on topside".
  • 11:52 AM - the player Laches discovered that the tags for the video "passing by johns house" changed to "Memory point Saved from ID chip, Reconstructing Meta Manifestation".
  • 11:54 AM - the player Laches discovered that the tags for the video "Found a cool thing and now I am gonna go to work I guess" changed to "wait, Exploiting security rollback on main display, May leak more in future".
  • 12:00 PM - the player Pako discovered that the description for the video "The usual" had changed to "Was browsing some of my favorite websites while looking into one of my least favorite. Something weird happened.".
  • 12:01 PM - the player Pako discovered that the tags for the video "The usual" had changed to "5646".
  • 12:09 PM - the player Pako discovered that the description for the video "passing by johns house" had changed to a cipher that translated to the following:

11/20/21 - "passing by johns house" Description Cipher - YouTube (Silentdork)

"I dont think anything sourced from the inside is going out there."
'Thats not entirely true, Many other spheres have been reaped for their value in this way. As for this one, some path loop iterations have layered into fifth manifestation from fourth entering into the Pseudo-Godhead.'
"Thats really temporary and yields no readable memory data in cube stasis or otherwise."
"What about Mats progress?"
'The side experiment involving that element is an odd venture on behalf of the company'
(I dont think the company is the only thing invested in him, remember the talk about LOGOS?)
"What does this little entity think he is trying to pull off? The mandella connected order was impressive and his allowance from the companies products along with Welcome Home™ that order that their master on fourth manifestation Welcome Home™ and control some of the deviations in the corrupted reality and that bridge they worked so hard for."
(Heh watching the progress of it all kind of reminds me of one of those generic scenes from the ring but really long and drawn out. Its kind of comical but the prospects are scary... yet interesting.)
'I bet he is aiming for god head but if not the entire sphWelcome Home™ then what? Surely they dont know there is more beyond that right'
(Did you just start work here yesterday?)
"Gonna clean this before the next D drop takes place, wouldnt want Welcome Home™ to sweep through and read it"

Summary

  • This conversation involves two, possibly three individuals presumably from the previously mentioned "company" discussing a "sphere". Within the sphere in question, it is claimed that a "fourth manifestation" managed to layer into a "fifth manifestation" via "path loop iterations", resulting in the manifestation entering into a "Pseudo-Godhead". They claim that this "Pseudo-Godhead" status is only temporary and "yields no readable memory data in cube stasis or otherwise.", however.
  • The conversation turns to Mat. It is revealed that "the company" views him as a side experiment of sorts. It's implied that something known as "LOGOS" is also interested in Mat, however. They then question what Mat's goals are, mentioning something known as a "mandella connected order" that he managed to pull off. A "bridge" is mentioned, along with one of the company individuals likening this all to a scene from the movie "The Ring".
  • "The company" individuals discuss whether Mat is attempting to reach "Godhead", unsure whether or not he is aware that there is more beyond said status. One of the individuals then presumably begins to erase their conversation before something known as a "D drop" occurs, not wanting anyone to read it.
  • 12:12 PM - the player Pako discovered that the description of "passing by johns house" had returned to normal.
  • 12:12 PM - the player Pako discovered that the tags of "passing by johns house" had changed to "Welcome Home".
  • 3:41 PM - the player Xenquility discovered that the tags of "Jacob" had changed to "Hunting, for, https://www.pig333.com/3tres3_common/art/pig333/16649/newborn-piglet_168287.jpg".
  • 3:44 PM - the player Xenquility discovered that the tags of "accidental recording" had changed to "Imissedyou".
  • 3:50 PM - the player Xenquility discovered that the tags of "The Usual" had changed to "1123".
  • 3:52 PM - the player Xenquility discovered that the tags of "A guest" had changed to "hidden, in, plain, sight, KE".
  • 3:53 PM - the player Xenquility discovered that the tags of "Experiments" had changed to "WireTalk™ Technologies, Demonstration, Welcome home™".

November 21st, 2021

  • At 3:15 PM, the player Pako discovered that the first minute or so of the video "going" had been censored and blurred.
  • At 3:50 PM, strange occurrences involving various videos on the Silentdork YouTube channel resumed:
  • 3:50 PM - The player Xenquility discovered that the video "going" had been privated.
  • 4:29 PM - The player Xenquility discovered that the video "Hello again" was repeatedly switching between public and unlisted.
  • 4:30 PM - The player Xenquility discovered that the tags for "Hello again" had changed to "Influence?".
  • 4:30 PM - The players Xenquility and Pako discovered that the thumbnails of various Silentdork videos had changed. target=_blank target=_blank
  • 4:36 PM - The player Pako discovered that the video "Going" was once again public.
  • 4:36 PM - The player Pako discovered that the thumbnail for "Going" had changed to a close-up shot of Tyler's face. target=_blank
  • 4:41 PM - The player Pako discovered that the tags for "Regiminis" had changed to "Awa, Madagascar".
  • 4:42 PM - The player Pako discovered that the tags for "Regiminis" had been removed.
  • 4:43 PM - The player Pako discovered that the thumbnail for "Going" had changed back to an image of the strange lantern object. target=_blank
  • 4:43 PM - The player Pako discovered that the description for "Going" had changed to "oct 11th 2015 51/11/4 never made it shouldnt have went outside shouldnt have opened the door they got me". target=_blank
  • 4:44 PM - The player Xenquility discovered that the thumbnail for "Regiminis" had changed back to being completely black.
  • 4:45 PM - The player Xenquility discovered that the tags for "Regiminis" had changed to "Your old friend, malagasy, https://translate.google.com/#mg/en/kevi, to latin, to english, meaning of regiminis".
  • 5:07 PM - The player Xenquility discovered that the title of "Going" had changed to "Im going to".
  • 5:07 PM - The player Pako discovered that the title of "Im going to" had changed to "Going to". target=_blank
  • 5:08 PM - The player Pako discovered that the video "Hello again" was once again public.
  • 5:10 PM - The player Pako discovered that the tags for "Hello again" had changed to "Camera, Suitcase, USB, Memory contingency".
  • 5:12 PM - The player Laches discovered that the tags for "Regiminis" had changed to "silentdork johnisdead johnisdead.com john tyler kevin patrem lunarchildren lunarchildren.com".
  • 5:15 PM - The player Pako discovered that the tags for "Hello again" had changed back to "You have forgotten, But you still remember, The USB, Find it".
  • 5:15 PM - The player Xenquillity discovered that the video "Hello again" was once again unlisted.
  • At 5:23 PM, the player Laches discovered that the white board in the "Library" Janus room now contained a message that read "Did you find the secret vid in the east???" next to an image of a weenie. target=_blank
  • At 5:54 PM, the player Xenquility discovered that the title of the video "Elevator scene" had changed to "Elevator". The tags of this video were also removed.
  • At 7:51 PM, the player Xenquility discovered that one of the videos linked in the East Wing of the "Library" Janus room was an unlisted video on Wolfcat's channel from 2017 - "WeenieTested". This video simply appeared to be a WIP of an anime opening for Wolfcat's old webcomic "Weenie-Licked". target=_blank

November 22nd, 2021

  • At 6:35 PM, the player Laches submitted the audio file "Sonata_Bossa_Nova.mp3" in the Internet Detectives Discord server along with text that read as follows: target=_blank
  • "So 1123 is tomorrow. A date of significant memetic influence. While I've been mostly content to sit on the sidelines and watch I'm particularly worried about what this device means in the context of our goals. What it means for Tyler's fate.
    For so long he's been walking through the Hall of Fame, seemingly voiceless to us. Asleep in a never ending spiral of nightmarish trials, almost powerless in his ability to shape his own destiny. And yet we continue to watch on. I don't know what tomorrow brings, but what I do know is that what remains of the Lunar Children want it to happen. At the very least, I think Tyler should be allowed to weigh in on this fate. He should be given voice once again. After this whole year of watching and learning, it feels like you're a friend I've never known and for that, I can't sit by and watch. I don't have fancy memetic powers like our hacker friends. I don't have super slick data-moshing and editing skills like Xen. But there's one thing I do sort of have.
    It's time for you, and our lost harbingers to reawaken, and speak."

November 23rd, 2021

  • At 2:44 AM, IIIII became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and began posting various images and messages:
  • 2:44 AM - IIIII sent an unarchived image of a person with short hair and a beard in the #johnisdead channel.
  • 2:51 AM - IIIII sent an unarchived image titled "1637620318998.png" in the #announcements channel. target=_blank
  • 3:00 AM - IIIII sent an unarchived image in the #announcements channel.
  • 3:26 AM - IIIII sent an unarchived image in the #announcements channel.
  • 11:26 AM - IIIII sent the message "x-thread-30332323" in the #announcements channel. This led players to discovering an archived thread on the 4chan /x/ board - "https://boards.4channel.org/x/thread/30332323".
  • At 2:25 PM, the Internet Detectives Discord server banner changed to a distorted image that contained text that read "WireTalk". Shortly after this, it returned to normal.
  • At 9:05 PM, the name of the Internet Detectives Discord server briefly changed to "ID SE24GD01UK D30-33".
  • At 9:07 PM, the Internet Detectives Discord server banner changed to a strange image of shapes and the numbers "1" and "5" - an image that had appeared previously. target=_blank The banner returned to normal shortly after this.
  • At 9:11 PM, a new video began premiering on the Silentdork YouTube channel - "Civitas". The initial thumbnail of this video was once again "Stare Guy". target=_blank

11/23/21 - "Civitas" - YouTube (Silentdork)

This video began with more 3d footage of Tyler and Erika - presumably continuing from the previous video, "elevator scene". The video plays out in a first-person perspective as Tyler stares at the buttons within the elevator. As he moves towards the door, Erika can be seen standing in the door's reflection. The door opens, revealing what appears to be a park-like area with buildings in the distance. Tyler begins walking along a path in the park. Meanwhile, footage can be seen faintly playing over the video.

The camera eventually pans out into a third-person view showing Tyler walking while holding his phone. As the camera pans around, Erika can be seen floating behind Tyler while holding a laptop. The video cuts to a shot behind Erika. She appears to be watching a real-life representation of the 3d Tyler's movements along the path. As the camera shifts past Erika, the faint footage suddenly brightens and shows someone moving past the camera.

Erika turns to look at the sky. The camera pans and reveals she is looking at what appears to be another elevator descending from above. There also appears to be a large grid of cubes higher up in the sky. Some of these cubes appear to be moving in and out of position. As the camera is focusing on the sky, the faint footage playing in the background once again becomes clearer as a man looks into the camera.

The video then cuts to another shot of Tyler and Erika standing in the elevator similar to the one seen in the video "elevator scene". The faint footage continues playing over this scene, showing the following:
A room containing a bottle and a mask hanging on a TV.
A notebook featuring drawings and scribbles.
The "Beacon" that was left outside Tyler's home by Daniel.
The book "Cult of Ecstasy", which is used in the tabletop RPG "Vampire: The Masquerade".
A "Seven of Hearts" card.
A "Detour Sign" laying on the ground.
An Absque Fascie.

The footage of the elevator suddenly cuts to black. After a few seconds, real-life footage begins playing - presumably from Tyler's perspective. Tyler walks through some grass before focusing the camera on a "DEAD END" sign. As the camera moves, Regiminis can be seen standing in the background behind the camera. As Tyler approaches him, the footage suddenly cuts back to the elevator scene. More faint footage can be seen of someone standing in a room.

The video cuts to black once again. Faint footage of Tyler falling can be seen. A clip of Tyler recording himself with a phone in a bathroom begins playing. Tyler attempts to speak, but his voice is heavily distorted. Text from Erika appears on screen:

Erika: "Shh, you are not ready to speak"
Erika: "You ought to stick to the namesake here"
Erika: "When you are finally able to read this, thats not good. Normal eyes can't see here, only tech. Obviously something is happening to you, mister!"


As Tyler is recording himself in a mirror, he suddenly freezes and falls over as he realizes Regiminis is watching him from the doorway. The footage then cuts to a clip of Tyler walking around a room. The video then cuts once again to Tyler hiding in a closet in the room. Through the closet's blinders, Regiminis can be seen entering the room before slowly opening the closet door.

The video then suddenly cuts back to the elevator. The same loading bar from previous videos appears once again, now glitching out and losing some progress before continuing.

Summary

  • This video seems to be a continuation of "elevator scene", showing Tyler and Erika leaving the elevator and walking through a park. Erika then looks up and sees another elevator descending from the sky. Higher up in the sky is a large grid of cubes. The video then cuts to another shot of the elevator, showing Tyler and Erika still waiting within it.
  • Various other video clips can be seen throughout the footage, such as Tyler being pursued by Regiminis and short shots of objects such as the "Detour Sign", the "Beacon", masks, and the "Seven of Hearts" card.

Updates

  • YouTube Details:
  • Description: Whoever made that lovely piece, we could hear it even this long ago. But you played to our eyes and ears rather than to our heart. Still it brought out some words, but at a poor time. Try again in the 'right' place if you would care to. Spooki man still has not spoken directly about the long ritual though despite this somewhat immediate effect. Strange how the passage of things goes. Sort of like the window I have now to say this, I would not really know how to catagorize the timeframe following your own time that I am actually writing all of this out in

    further more the

    "Wwwwwwwwwwwwwelcome Home™ and probably not going to be able to keep all of these from getting logged so lets try to keep it moving, got a new place over at Welcome Home™ so dont respond here, whatever its gonna capture will get captured. I was counting on that because the people on the outside have to at least have a trail head before they can start coming up with their own answers. This info war is a mutual exchange type thing. Im getting distracted, I think this should confirm for them the old D Drop spot. DeWelcome Home™ink. I dont know if they already have everything else to piece together whats happening but hopefully next chance we get to patch in to Welcome Home™km we should maybe get a chance to straighten things out. Dont let the dream die compatriots, all for one and one for all!

    (Hell yeah, all for one! And one for all!)

    'damn it Welcome Home™ said not to respond, check Welcome Home™'

    (lol whoops sorry, I was just gonna say I added to the package they are getting here to show them where Welcome Home™km first got connected to the Welcome Home™)

    'OH MY GOD Welcome Home™, IF THEY CANT WORK THAT OUT THEMSELVES THEY ARE DUMB ASSES, LIKE YOU ARE BEING RIGHT NOW. Welcome Home™ RIGHT NOW, PLEASE!'

    "Compatriots please, assuming this is one of the first things that leaks out this is a really embarrassing first impression. It doesn't matter if a few more lines are tacked on the end of this as long as its not a book. AFO!"

    (OFA!)

    'OFA!'

    https://web.archive.org/web/20180809011956/http://decoy.link/

    (btw we are time travellers, want me to prove it? x/thread/19897671/#q19898027 )
  • Tags: Synchrons
  • At 9:12 PM, IIIII became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and sent a link to the video "Civitas".
  • At 9:39 PM, the thumbnail of the video "Civitas" changed to a shot of Tyler and Erika standing in the elevator.
  • At 9:42 PM, IIIII became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and sent the message "/web/20090608165536/".
  • At 10:03 PM, the player Laches discovered that the tags for the video "Civitas" had changed to "Synchron's".

November 24th, 2021

    At 1:33 AM, the player Laches discovered that "x/thread/19897671/#q19898027" message found in the description of Civitas led to an old message on 4chan's /x/ board posted on November 14th, 2017 that read "The door in deep is open. Now johnisdead just small part of. But now ST try to find. amongusъ". target=_blank This same thread contained a familiar symbol that had been posted by IIIII in the past featuring a circle and the number 15. target=_blank

November 28th, 2021

  • At 12:54 AM, the players began searching web archives of Decoy.Link as hinted by the description of Civitas. The archive linked in the Civitas video description featured a simple blog-like page. This page was titled "WireTalk - WELCOME HOME" and featured a header image containing WireTalk's logo. target=_blank This page also contained a blog post that was titled "soon." and uploaded on August 5th, 2018. This post contained a video - "Track2.mp4". target=_blank

11/28/21 - "Track2.mp4" - Decoy.Link

This video begins with footage of a TV screen showcasing some SMPTE color bars. Shortly after this, the screen turns blue and featured text that reads as folows:

"WE SEE YOU"

The video then cuts to some dark footage taken at night before cutting back to a blue screen with more text:

"YOU CANNOT BE HELPED"

The footage cuts back to some more SMPTE color bars. A distorted photo of some train tracks is shown briefly before the video ends.

Summary

  • This video mainly features distorted footage of a television interspersed with threatening messages followed by a distorted shot of some train tracks.
  • At 1:01 AM, the player Xenquility discovered that viewing the source code of Decoy.Link's blog post revealed that its author was "ZackyNelson". target=_blank
  • At 1:52 AM, the player Laches discovered that viewing older archived versions of Decoy.Link would reveal a simple page containing text that read "Event//11-29-2015 D30-33". target=_blank

January 14th, 2022

  • At 8:21 PM, the player Pako discovered that IIIII's Discord avatar had changed to a distorted image of a young, blonde haired eyeless boy in a digital-looking environment. target=_blank IIIII's account banner had also changed to a screenshot of the Shrek character "Puss in Boots" with a Guy Fawkes mask drawn over it with text reading "OFICUL NOTIF UV'E BEEN HACK!". target=_blank

February 22nd, 2022

  • At 9:57 PM, IIIII's account became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server. Throughout this conversation it was revealed that SKM's brother Max was now somehow in control of the account and was using it to chat with the players.

2/22/22 - Chat with Max - Discord (Internet Detectives)

[9:57 PM] IIIII: "lol wow dead server"
[9:58 PM] IIIII: "but i have to come here and say... something??? cuz ive been getting nagged about it for a while now"
[9:58 PM] IIIII: "but now its just getting annoying so i gotta"
[9:59 PM] IIIII: "somebody did a luna move? i know you did or it wouldnt be this annoying lol"
[9:59 PM] IIIII: "hold on i gotta check again"
[10:00 PM] IIIII: "oh wow that was the 23rd of two months ago LOL"
[10:01 PM] IIIII: "that must be why she is getting so pushy, giving me little sticky notes and crap"
[10:02 PM] IIIII: "cuz i was just minding my own biz and then i get this epic forth wall break telling me about my dreams and crap"
[10:02 PM] IIIII: "like uh YES i know someone did a thing that made the path here easier but then i popped in and saw how retarded everything was and just didn't feel like saying anything lol"
[10:03 PM] IIIII: "idk why me though"
[10:04 PM] IIIII: "but the cool part is now i got this guys account on lock and it seemed like not doing anything just lets me keep access full time to read while going unnoticed"
[10:05 PM] IIIII: "i do like to lurk more than talk, but now i guess i gotta cuz idk wtf is gonna happen next if i keep pushing it off, im not a l33t magic man so idk what it leads to once you get to manifesting reminders lol"

[10:06 PM] PaKo: "damn if you are really Tyler I hope you are pretty ok"
[10:06 PM] IIIII: "huh i just noticed i never changed the name, hey u, gimmie a cool name idea or something"
[10:07 PM] PaKo: "well "Tyler" would be nice :)) "
[10:07 PM] Fascio: "Tylor"
[10:07 PM] IIIII: "who is that?"
[10:07 PM] IIIII: "wait"

[10:07 PM] PaKo: "you maybe"
[10:07 PM] IIIII: "no wait"
[10:07 PM] Fascio: "Don’t know"
[10:07 PM] IIIII: "I think I know"
[10:07 PM] PaKo: "we don't know whos behind you now"
[10:07 PM] IIIII: "is he the guy with the youtube channel?"
[10:07 PM] Fascio: "Anyone"
[10:08 PM] PaKo: "yes"
[10:08 PM] Fascio: "Could be Joe"
[10:08 PM] PaKo: "https://www.youtube.com/user/silentdork"
[10:08 PM] Fascio: "That’s tylor"
[10:08 PM] IIIII: "nah not mine"
[10:08 PM] PaKo: "THE FUCK"
[10:08 PM] Fascio: "ay what"
[10:08 PM] IIIII: "i got a youtube channel but i havent messed with it in forever"
[10:08 PM] Fascio: "What is it?"
[10:09 PM] PaKo: "can you rememer exacly its name?"
[10:09 PM] IIIII: "also ok hold on a dang minute"
[10:10 PM] IIIII: "ok this is kind of cringe cause i uploaded most of these when i was basically a baby"
[10:11 PM] IIIII: "god do i really gotta post it??"

[10:11 PM] PaKo: "if you have hopes"
[10:11 PM] Fascio: "i vote yes"
[10:11 PM] IIIII: "abandon all hope mother fucker"
[10:11 PM] IIIII: "lol"
[10:11 PM] IIIII: "ok fine fine fine"
[10:11 PM] IIIII: "https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT-n6eNjB3rNoDYsKWuP-DA"

[10:11 PM] PaKo: "SKM"
[10:11 PM] PaKo: "i love you man "
[10:12 PM] Fascio: "holy shit"
[10:12 PM] IIIII: "SKM?"
[10:12 PM] PaKo: "Liquidsaint"
[10:12 PM] PaKo: "Max brother"
[10:12 PM] Fascio: "Liquid man"
[10:12 PM] IIIII: "wait ok LOL no im not a l33t h4ck0r"
[10:12 PM] Fascio: "who then"
[10:12 PM] IIIII: "thats my big bro!"
[10:12 PM] PaKo: "MAXXX"
[10:12 PM] Fascio: "max"
[10:12 PM] IIIII: "WOW WAY TO DOXXX"
[10:13 PM] PaKo: "ASDASDADSADS"
[10:13 PM] Fascio: "IIIII has been dox"
[10:13 PM] PaKo: "can't tell you my happiness now"
[10:13 PM] Fascio: "i think he can tell you had a stroke"
[10:14 PM] IIIII: "where is the guy who did the luna move? is he either of you?"
[10:14 PM] IIIII: "or girl? or whatever"

[10:14 PM] Fascio: "huh"
[10:14 PM] PaKo: "Maybe xenquility"
[10:14 PM] Fascio: "Pako what is he talking about"
[10:14 PM] IIIII: "no im looking right here it says "lachesse""
[10:15 PM] IIIII: "well i was looking"

[10:15 PM] PaKo: "@Laches"
[10:15 PM] IIIII: "a minute ago"
[10:15 PM] PaKo: "@Laches"
[10:15 PM] IIIII: "ok i spelled it wrong whatever"
[10:15 PM] Fascio: "Laches please"
[10:15 PM] PaKo: "lol"
[10:15 PM] PaKo: "wake up laches"
[10:15 PM] IIIII: "gimmie a cool name too dang it, this name is crap"
[10:15 PM] PaKo: "Max"
[10:16 PM] PaKo: "is a cool name tho"
[10:16 PM] Fascio: "Max"
[10:16 PM] IIIII: "i was gonna AAAAAA"
[10:16 PM] Fascio: "Or just “AAAAAAA”"
[10:16 PM] PaKo: "man you can name you as you want lol"
[10:16 PM] PaKo: "also how is erika?"
[10:16 PM] lesser god fucko:"
[10:17 PM] IIIII: "ok fine let the whole world know my danged name i guess, not like this is the whole world anyways, and i see souls dropping out of this sack all the time"
[10:17 PM] IIIII: "Oh her!"
[10:17 PM] IIIII: "uh"
[10:17 PM] IIIII: "idk"

[10:17 PM] PaKo: "yeah pretty girl"
[10:17 PM] Fascio: "Ekira"
[10:18 PM] Fascio: "If you don’t wanna use max, consider “funny guy”"
[10:18 PM] IIIII: "yeah she is pretty, ive seen hotter so its not like a big deal or anything but yeah agreed"
[10:18 PM] PaKo: "yeah i mean lol"
[10:18 PM] IIIII: "she is the girl who was asking me for stuff when i had access to the computer and other accounts"
[10:18 PM] PaKo: "Do you know that youtube channel called Quiet Family?"
[10:18 PM] IIIII: "yeah thats the one"
[10:19 PM] PaKo: "well you used to upload stuff right?"
[10:19 PM] PaKo: "feat erika"
[10:19 PM] IIIII: "yeah from the file directory and she said she wanted it for some music videos she was making or something, we talked for a while about amv's and stuff"
[10:20 PM] PaKo: "right right"
[10:20 PM] PaKo: "So tell us something about you if you want"
[10:20 PM] IIIII: "cool idea actually"
[10:20 PM] IIIII: ((Max changes IIIII's username to "Funny Guy"))

[10:20 PM] Funny Guy: "uh..."
[10:20 PM] Fascio: "Nice"
[10:21 PM] Funny Guy: "i like to browse image boards for things to make me laugh and play video games idk"
[10:21 PM] Funny Guy: "i dont like long walks on the beach or anything"

[10:22 PM] Fascio: "who actually takes long walks on the beach"
[10:22 PM] Funny Guy: "people who are bored and have problems in their life idk"
[10:22 PM] PaKo: "yeaah"
[10:22 PM] Fascio: "I guess"
[10:23 PM] Funny Guy: "actually you know i feel like if there is anything i should be mentioning its the place i was just trying to hang out in"
[10:23 PM] Funny Guy: "the shitty moon people projection version of that library place"
[10:24 PM] Funny Guy: "well i shouldnt say shitty because at least i can navigate it without getting a headache that way"
[10:24 PM] Funny Guy: "but it will probably never catch up with the real one for dead people"
[10:24 PM] Funny Guy: "well crap i probably should say dead either cuz thats misleading i guess"
[10:24 PM] Funny Guy: "or shouldnt rather"

[10:24 PM] Fascio: "Funny man what is the library place"
[10:24 PM] PaKo: "that withinhubris thing"
[10:25 PM] Fascio: "Oh that"
[10:25 PM] PaKo: "i guess"
[10:25 PM] Funny Guy: "its on withinhubris, and you know its weird cuz i swear to god i used to have an account on that site at some stage but niether one i went to lets me log in"
[10:25 PM] Funny Guy: "im probably not remembering my user name right or something cuz i did have to think pretty hard about it"
[10:25 PM] Funny Guy: "that feels like more than 1000 years ago lol"

[10:26 PM] PaKo: "yeah man don't worry"
[10:26 PM] PaKo: "janus is shitty anyway"
[10:26 PM] PaKo: "i can do you a tour if you want to see it"
[10:26 PM] Funny Guy: "lol sod off i dont need a tour i hang out there all the time"
[10:27 PM] PaKo: "oh so you managed to enter somehow"
[10:27 PM] Funny Guy: "i just dont want to go right now because luna is getting a little too close for comfort with me"
[10:27 PM] PaKo: "fucking hell dude"
[10:27 PM] Fascio: "Sucks"
[10:27 PM] PaKo: "the waters"
[10:27 PM] PaKo: ":lol:"
[10:28 PM] Funny Guy: "i guess it was just a sticky note but still, thats weirdo crap i thought all i was gonna get was continued weird dreams and nightmares but idc about those ill just work them into my art later"
[10:28 PM] Funny Guy: "moon stoopid lol"

[10:28 PM] PaKo: "well can you tell us where you are now so"
[10:29 PM] Fascio: "https://youtu.be/8g1cVru7pN0"
[10:29 PM] Funny Guy: "nah im not goin in there again, maybe some other time unless i get booted out after this convo or something"
[10:31 PM] Funny Guy: "ill still be around, my bro has a direct line to the pc inside this weird guys place that seems to just always be open on this server"
[10:31 PM] Funny Guy: "took him a lot of work and magical headaches to do that"

[10:32 PM] PaKo: "lol"
[10:32 PM] PaKo: "yes your brother told us about those headaches"
[10:32 PM] PaKo: "before"
[10:33 PM] Funny Guy: "but its weird, i cant access everything at once, before i had access to a couple files and the youtube account, now that im not plugged in the same way i was its like i have access to a different side and cant move to the old one"
[10:34 PM] Funny Guy: "its not like being a normal person using a computer like this, like i remember being oh so very long ago in my baby years"
[10:34 PM] Funny Guy: "flash floods would happen or something idk lol"

[10:34 PM] Laches: "oh hey sup"
[10:34 PM] Funny Guy: "OH are you the one?"
[10:34 PM] PaKo: "heres it"
[10:34 PM] Laches: "Max innit etc so forth"
[10:34 PM] Fascio: "Hey laches"
[10:35 PM] Laches: "So uh, yeah. I'm catching up and admittedly busy as fuck but I'm sure the fellas are taking good care of ya."
[10:36 PM] PaKo: "Maybe somehow in there the pc you are using now was changed for other which was maybe used for a guy called "Tyler""
[10:36 PM] Funny Guy: ">working"
[10:36 PM] Funny Guy: ">not being a n33t and playing vidya all day"
[10:36 PM] Funny Guy: "good for you but also WAHAHAHA you will never know the pleasure of being directly plugged into infinite entertainment for all e t e r n i t y"

[10:36 PM] Fascio: "Eternity gets boring after long enough"
[10:37 PM] Funny Guy: "took a lot of fighting and being moved around to all kinds of weird places and having my brain(?) zapped a few hundred or more times in various moments i dont even remember correctly now but here i am, surfing like a master"
[10:37 PM] Funny Guy: "also yes"

[10:37 PM] PaKo: "nice then"
[10:37 PM] Funny Guy: "yes it does, which is why i usually dont stick around staring at this place for too long LOL"
[10:38 PM] Funny Guy: "absolute snore fest in here"

[10:38 PM] Fascio: "Mean"
[10:38 PM] Funny Guy: "hey wanna see something cool?"
[10:38 PM] Fascio: "Yes"
[10:38 PM] PaKo: "of course"
[10:38 PM] Funny Guy: "ok hold on"
[10:38 PM] Laches: "We could make it more interesting."
[10:38 PM] PaKo: "i wanna a tyler pic"
[10:38 PM] PaKo: "lmao"
[10:38 PM] Fascio: "that doesn’t sound good"
[10:38 PM] Laches: "shirtless gamer hour incoming"
[10:39 PM] Fascio: "uhoh"
[10:39 PM] Funny Guy: "uh ok so i PROBABLY should not do this a second time"
[10:39 PM] Funny Guy: "and it came out looking like crap really"
[10:39 PM] Funny Guy: "but i dont wanna try again cause i just realized it made a light come on when i did it lol"
[10:39 PM] Funny Guy: ((A distorted image of a long-haired individual in a green environment is posted))
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[10:40 PM] Laches: "ENHANCE"
[10:40 PM] Laches: "actually naw. That is pretty cool"
[10:40 PM] PaKo: "well is your enviroment like "green"?"
[10:40 PM] Funny Guy: "this guy is a tottal loser he just stays behind that curtain and never even touches this computer as far as i have noticed so far"
[10:41 PM] Fascio: "Pretty cool"
[10:41 PM] PaKo: "shit that guy has a long hair right?"
[10:41 PM] Laches: "give him the metaphorical tap and call him a fuckboi"
[10:41 PM] Laches: "I'm sure he'll get a chuckle."
[10:41 PM] Funny Guy: "though the camera got moved one time when i looked and i saw someones foot on a bed idk what thats about"
[10:43 PM] Laches: "Anyway, so you're plugged in for all eternity and shit. Do you perceive time in any sort of fashion? What year is it for you?"
[10:43 PM] Laches: "inb4 time flat circle so on"
[10:43 PM] Funny Guy: "but this dude is always whispering and shouting weird crap i rarely take the time to understand, primarily cuz no one asked me to try lol, im assuming into whatever machine he has on the other end of that curtain"
[10:43 PM] Funny Guy: "forgot to mention the one time i checked with the camera moved there was wires running from under the curtain in my direction"
[10:44 PM] Funny Guy: "so i can only assume he has a machine back there but i cant see because big green curtain in a weirdly green colored world"
[10:44 PM] Funny Guy: "green on green on green AAAAA so much green"
[10:44 PM] Funny Guy: "god i hate the color green lol"

[10:44 PM] Laches: "Oh, yeah. Right!"
[10:44 PM] Laches: "Another question. Can you see this shit?"
[10:44 PM] Laches: ((A screenshot of the "POWERING UP" screen from recent videos is posted))
[10:44 PM] Funny Guy: "dont tell that one girl that cause i know she loves green"
[10:44 PM] Laches: "💚"
[10:45 PM] Fascio: "Uh oh"
[10:45 PM] Fascio:"
[10:45 PM] PaKo: "yeah we know about that machine actually"
[10:45 PM] PaKo: "so he uses that or is he plugged in that somehow?"
[10:45 PM] Laches: "Anyway, sorry funnee man. Have to take off. Pako is good people."
[10:46 PM] Fascio: "Bye laches"
[10:46 PM] Funny Guy: "right right, have fun with whatever you do dude, sorry i guess for not responding to your magic machine spell for so long"
[10:47 PM] Funny Guy: "i just dont like listening to dumb magic sky bitches telling me what the hell to do inside my brain, i do whatever the hell i want damn it i put in a lot of work to get to this level of independence"

[10:48 PM] PaKo: "yeah man"
[10:48 PM] Fascio: "Sucks : ("
[10:48 PM] Fascio: "Fuck dumb magic sky bitches "
[10:49 PM] Laches: "Oh, right."
[10:49 PM] Laches: "@Upd8 "
[10:49 PM] Laches: "talk to the funny dude"
[10:49 PM] Funny Guy: "OH to answer your question yes i can see this image you posted"
[10:49 PM] Fascio: "uhoh"
[10:49 PM] Lego1upMushroom: "whats happening"
[10:49 PM] “𝖙𝖍𝖊 Chief Whip” Doctor C.: "I don’t take orders"
[10:49 PM] Funny Guy: "who the hell is Upd8?"
[10:49 PM] PaKo: "so you can see it on that green machine right?"
[10:49 PM] PaKo: "an stupid bitch"
[10:49 PM] Fascio: "75% of the damn server laches just pinged"
[10:50 PM] PaKo: "AKA sky bitch 2"
[10:50 PM] Fascio: "Might as well @ everyone"
[10:50 PM] Funny Guy: "no i cant see any green machine i said i was just assuming he has one, i have never once seen behind the curtain"
[10:50 PM] “𝖙𝖍𝖊 Chief Whip” Doctor C.: "I am Upd8"
[10:50 PM] Laches: "@ my nuts tbh"
[10:50 PM] Fascio: "@mynutstbh"
[10:50 PM] PaKo: "are you afraid of it?"
[10:50 PM] Funny Guy: "pfft"
[10:50 PM] PaKo: "buu"
[10:50 PM] Fascio: "Look at him, he’s not afraid of anything"
[10:51 PM] Funny Guy: "wow yes im very scared of some green long haired asshole whispering shit in latin"
[10:51 PM] PaKo: "OH SHJITT"
[10:51 PM] Funny Guy: "id be scared if he would come over here and actually fuck with this computer im sitting on"
[10:51 PM] “𝖙𝖍𝖊 Chief Whip” Doctor C.: "Latin? Does he talk about salting Carthage"
[10:51 PM] Funny Guy: "now that i gotta admit would scare me"
[10:51 PM] PaKo: "actually can happen anytime"
[10:51 PM] PaKo: "anysoon"
[10:51 PM] PaKo: "you should better have a plan for that man"
[10:52 PM] Funny Guy: "well i mean i did make a little light come on but i am just hoping he didn't notice that"
[10:52 PM] Fascio: "Uhoh"
[10:52 PM] PaKo: "he maybe can't see you"
[10:52 PM] PaKo: "but probably one day that can change"
[10:52 PM] Funny Guy: "he is too busy having a seziure in ancient tongues or something idk"
[10:52 PM] PaKo: "yes"
[10:52 PM] PaKo: "elther futhark is called "
[10:53 PM] PaKo: "you can search it in your pc assuming you have a browser in it"
[10:53 PM] PaKo: "lol"
[10:53 PM] Fascio: "Anyone mind telling me who he’s talking about"
[10:53 PM] Lego1upMushroom: "yes"
[10:53 PM] Rytikula: "Someone get this man a firefox exe or some shit lol"
[10:53 PM] PaKo: "nah"
[10:53 PM] PaKo: "sudo apt install chromium"
[10:54 PM] Funny Guy: "there is a browser on this computer, multiple actually if i recall from the access i used to have"
[10:54 PM] Funny Guy: "does anyone wanna roll the dice and try and grant me access to something with the luna horse crap?"
[10:54 PM] Funny Guy: "maybe"
[10:54 PM] Funny Guy: "MAYBE"

[10:54 PM] PaKo: "ok"
[10:54 PM] Funny Guy: "that might happen"
[10:54 PM] PaKo: "hold on man"
[10:54 PM] PaKo: "relax"
[10:55 PM] Lego1upMushroom: "is it netscape explorer ?"
[10:55 PM] PaKo: "ok which was the song to allow people to something? LMAO"
[10:55 PM] Funny Guy: "or maybe it will cause this guy behind the curtain to fart idk"
[10:55 PM] Fascio: "The mask of truth maybe?"
[10:55 PM] PaKo: "idk actually we should know but we don't"
[10:55 PM] Funny Guy: "the moon wankers never managed to get down to a t how to make super accurate commads happen with it consistently"
[10:55 PM] Fascio: "Ok funny guy what are you trying to do"
[10:55 PM] PaKo: "we apologize man"
[10:56 PM] Lego1upMushroom: "we should play elegy again ?"
[10:56 PM] Lego1upMushroom: "just like slinky"
[10:56 PM] Fascio: "Wait"
[10:56 PM] Fascio: "Not yet"
[10:56 PM] Fascio: "Funny man"
[10:56 PM] PaKo: "i don't think so"
[10:56 PM] Fascio: "Please"
[10:56 PM] “𝖙𝖍𝖊 Chief Whip” Doctor C.: "New wave?"
[10:56 PM] “𝖙𝖍𝖊 Chief Whip” Doctor C.: "New wave bossa nova lets people speak"
[10:56 PM] Fascio: "I’m still saying the mask of truth"
[10:56 PM] PaKo: "ok so we need a song to allow somebody to do something"
[10:56 PM] Lego1upMushroom: "i say new wave"
[10:56 PM] “𝖙𝖍𝖊 Chief Whip” Doctor C.: "If that’s what you were thinking of Pako"
[10:57 PM] Funny Guy: "is there something that works symbolically for opening pathways or something? i never played legend of zelda i just thought the creepy pasta was cool when i was baby mode"
[10:57 PM] PaKo: "assuming a browser is a people speaking"
[10:57 PM] PaKo: "you know jadusable?"
[10:58 PM] Fascio: "Hey in the forest area in Majora’s mask wasn’t there a song to make the dungeon show up"
[10:58 PM] “𝖙𝖍𝖊 Chief Whip” Doctor C.: "Sonata"
[10:58 PM] Fascio: "Sonata, yeah"
[10:58 PM] PaKo: "sonata is for awakening or some shit"
[10:59 PM] Rytikula: "Sonata sounds like a bad idea"
[10:59 PM] Fascio: "But it opens the path to the first dungeon"
[10:59 PM] PaKo: "yep"
[10:59 PM] PaKo: "it does"
[10:59 PM] Fascio: "Ok"
[11:00 PM] Funny Guy: "i remember i thought slenderman was really cool, also jeff the killer, dont screw with me i was like 10 or something lol"
[11:00 PM] PaKo: "yee we have a jeff here actually"
[11:00 PM] PaKo: "idk if its killer or not"
[11:00 PM] PaKo: "lol"
[11:00 PM] Rytikula: "Would postman's hat work? Idk if we have access to it or not"
[11:00 PM] PaKo: "i would say eponas"
[11:00 PM] PaKo: "but not 100 sure"
[11:01 PM] Funny Guy: ">idk if we have access to it"
[11:01 PM] Funny Guy: "what crazy horse crap have the lunar "shazzbots" worked out that stops you from having access to mp3's and jpegs?"

[11:01 PM] Fascio: "powder keg, cleared the path to the ranch?"
[11:01 PM] Fascio: "Prob not but just saying"
[11:02 PM] Fascio: "Massive assholes"
[11:02 PM] Funny Guy: "i know im in a real weird situation but aren't all of you normal humans with blood and skin and stuff?"
[11:02 PM] Funny Guy: "you are humans right?"

[11:02 PM] Fascio: "Yep"
[11:02 PM] Funny Guy: "ok epic"
[11:02 PM] PaKo: "are you talking about https://lunarchildren.com/ ?"
[11:02 PM] Funny Guy: "good to note"
[11:02 PM] Funny Guy: "YEEAAAAAH"

[11:02 PM] PaKo: "yeah that"
[11:03 PM] Funny Guy: "site looks so weird now from what i remember in my small bits of memory"
[11:03 PM] PaKo: "well so it suffered several changes"
[11:03 PM] PaKo: "sadly some stuff got lost"
[11:03 PM] Funny Guy: ">remember"
[11:03 PM] Funny Guy: "oh god im gonna give my self nam flashbacks now LOL"

[11:03 PM] PaKo: "yup"
[11:04 PM] Funny Guy: "i can't see past the preview"
[11:04 PM] Fascio: "Lens of truth maybe?"
[11:05 PM] PaKo: "what do you mean?"
[11:06 PM] Funny Guy: "when i look at the link i can see the front of the site like im looking into a hole, but i cant go through the hole"
[11:06 PM] Laches: "heh"
[11:06 PM] Fascio: "So you can’t see the website?"
[11:06 PM] Lego1upMushroom: "haha hole"
[11:06 PM] Fascio: "I’m voting lens of truth"
[11:07 PM] PaKo: "maybe due he can't open the browser?"
[11:07 PM] Laches: "This help you take a closer look at the site?"
[11:07 PM] Laches: ((The "Lens of Truth" is posted))
[11:07 PM] Fascio: "Hey I wanted to do that"
[11:07 PM] Funny Guy: "maybe?? idk how this crap works lol"
[11:07 PM] PaKo: "hmm"
[11:08 PM] Laches: "Perhaps if you focus some meme magicry and concentrate reaaaaaal hard"
[11:08 PM] Laches: "I dunno how this interweb magic shit works."
[11:08 PM] PaKo: "well another way to do it is copy the link and then open a browser"
[11:09 PM] PaKo: "open one of the multiple you have"
[11:09 PM] PaKo: "at least try"
[11:09 PM] Funny Guy: "i could probably just re open the janus program and use that seeing as i still have access to that, but im also not feeling like it"
[11:09 PM] Funny Guy: "and im a poosy"
[11:10 PM] Funny Guy: "is there a "luna fuck off" move that can be applied???"

[11:10 PM] PaKo: "sadly not"
[11:10 PM] Fascio: "I’ve been saying, Nukes"
[11:10 PM] PaKo: "unless"
[11:10 PM] PaKo: "we make it"
[11:10 PM] Funny Guy: "post a jpeg of a nuke in the thread i was linked in the note???"
[11:10 PM] Fascio: "What if we just follow him around Janus and spam fuck off moon bitch"
[11:11 PM] Funny Guy: "dam lol imagine that kills luna and then this entire dimension or whatever me and my brother is in just collapses on its self"
[11:11 PM] Funny Guy: "actually"
[11:11 PM] Funny Guy: "crap"
[11:11 PM] Funny Guy: "wait"

[11:12 PM] Fascio: "Oath to order, but last time I heard about that being submitted it didn’t go well"
[11:12 PM] Fascio: "Pako"
[11:13 PM] Fascio: "Oath To Order is a “Luna fuck off move”"
[11:13 PM] PaKo: "the only way to know is doing it but can be a mess"
[11:13 PM] PaKo: "actually"
[11:13 PM] Funny Guy: "maybe just try to lens of truth first"
[11:13 PM] Fascio: "This?"
[11:13 PM] Fascio: "((The "Lens of Truth" is posted))"
[11:14 PM] Funny Guy: "ok ok guys ill admit it, im now slightly scared as i think about the endless possibilities of what this may do"
[11:14 PM] Funny Guy: "yeas"

[11:15 PM] PaKo: "so it works for you now?"
[11:15 PM] Fascio: "If he’s having trouble using it I can send a video of link equipping and using it"
[11:16 PM] Funny Guy: "literally nothing happened"
[11:16 PM] Funny Guy: "did you post it in that thread i was linked"
[11:16 PM] Funny Guy: "id tell you the link but im not looking at the note anymore and cant remember it now"

[11:16 PM] Fascio: "Pako help"
[11:16 PM] Funny Guy: "dont wanna look at the note tbh, weird energy"
[11:17 PM] PaKo: "we don't know if that can work"
[11:17 PM] PaKo: "it can be a serious mess"
[11:21 PM] Laches: "He's talking about the tapatalk: https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/withinhubris/johnisdead-com-t792-s1110.html"
[11:21 PM] Laches: "Submit something there and it will create your meme magic. btw I am so fucking sorry for summoning you out the blue and not having a chance to really think this shit over tonight. I will say this though, detectives. How many times has a character told us to do something and it lead to something bad happening? Just food for thought. Okay gnight for real and also fuck sorry."
[11:21 PM] PaKo: "oh shit you right"
[11:21 PM] PaKo: "i really forgot about tapatalk"
[11:21 PM] Funny Guy: "its ok you probably had more time to talk when you did it the first time, but when the ping got around to me i was lazy and not in the mood"
[11:22 PM] Fascio: "Pako do we do it?"
[11:22 PM] Funny Guy: "and thought this place was retarded if i can be completely true to myself"
[11:22 PM] Funny Guy: "but thats just cause i was more interested in the rest of the web lol"
[11:23 PM] Funny Guy: "u guys probably are not so bad once i get to know you"

[11:23 PM] Fascio: "He called us boring"
[11:23 PM] Laches: "high praise tbh"
[11:25 PM] Fascio: "Panko"
[11:25 PM] Funny Guy:

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Jan 22, 2015#1
Updated 15/5/2015:
Old game (yshdt.com) has ended (sort of). There's a new ARG coming up apparently. and Dawn/Eve told me to rename this topic... I'm down with that, but i'd like to conserve everything as is for Legacy reasons.
Anyways, this threat will be intended towards this new ARG from this point onwards. I'll leave the original post here, spoilered, to conserve it's historical value

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[11:25 PM] Funny Guy: "this is exactly everything i can see when i look at that link lol"

[11:26 PM] PaKo: "this might be a fucking joke "
[11:27 PM] Fascio: "?"
[11:27 PM] Funny Guy: "HEY I JUST FIGURED OUT I CAN ACCESS PAINT"
[11:27 PM] PaKo: "lmao"
[11:27 PM] Fascio: "draw something"
[11:27 PM] PaKo: "congrats"
[11:27 PM] Fascio: "A gun pointed at the moon"
[11:28 PM] Fascio: "Title it “therealoathtoorder”"
[11:28 PM] Fascio: "And it’s just the moon being shot"
[11:29 PM] Funny Guy: "wtf i also just figured out when you select erraser you can set a color to it and it will do that? maybe im using a broken version of paint right now idk i dont remember it working like that"
[11:29 PM] Fascio: "Erase the moon"
[11:29 PM] PaKo: "update to windows 10"
[11:30 PM] PaKo: "lmao"
[11:30 PM] “𝖙𝖍𝖊 Chief Whip” Doctor C.: "Uh try just using a blue paint jar on everything"
[11:30 PM] Fascio: "Keep away from 11 though"
[11:30 PM] “𝖙𝖍𝖊 Chief Whip” Doctor C.: "Click the paint jar, color it blue, and dump it on everything"
[11:30 PM] PaKo: "and why you even want to use a color"
[11:30 PM] Fascio: "Are we gonna submit anything or no?"
[11:31 PM] PaKo: "tried on tapatalk"
[11:31 PM] PaKo: "but is a cuck"
[11:31 PM] PaKo: "and pics don't appear LOL"
[11:31 PM] PaKo: "i deleted instantly then"
[11:31 PM] Fascio: "I can just submit the wiki page for the lens "
[11:31 PM] PaKo: "but anyways is the same we are doing here actually"
[11:31 PM] PaKo: "if he can't open a browser"
[11:32 PM] “𝖙𝖍𝖊 Chief Whip” Doctor C.: "Lol can I send a song here and get reactions from him"
[11:32 PM] “𝖙𝖍𝖊 Chief Whip” Doctor C.: "Or does it have to be through tapatalk"
[11:32 PM] PaKo: "yeah we should try if he can open mp3"
[11:32 PM] PaKo: "bro you have installed vlc"
[11:32 PM] Funny Guy: "cool i have a little folder for this and everything, convenient"
[11:33 PM] Funny Guy: ((The image "therealoathtoorder.png" is sent - A Microsoft Paint drawing depicting Max shooting Luna with a gun))
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[11:33 PM] Fascio: "Beautiful"
[11:33 PM] PaKo: "Gorgeous"
[11:33 PM] PaKo: "I'm a luna hater too"
[11:33 PM] PaKo: "actually"
[11:33 PM] Fascio: "It’s even titled therealoathtoorder"
[11:33 PM] PaKo: "your roomate its too"
[11:33 PM] PaKo: ":Tyler2:"
[11:34 PM] “𝖙𝖍𝖊 Chief Whip” Doctor C.: "sex"
[11:34 PM] Fascio: "Exactly"
[11:34 PM] Funny Guy: "erika apparently thinks luna is cool, but we didn't talk too much about that, i asked her if she was in any of those weird moon groups and she said no so its whatever i guess"
[11:34 PM] Fascio: "fuck Luna"
[11:34 PM] PaKo: "she probably lying actually"
[11:35 PM] PaKo: "we actually think she at least was on one of those groups"
[11:35 PM] Funny Guy: "no fuck off i can tell she wasn't lying to me she is too cool for that"
[11:35 PM] PaKo: "don't ever trust someone at 100"
[11:35 PM] Funny Guy: "uh i dont trust her at 100 do you think im a dumbass lol"
[11:36 PM] PaKo: "LMAO "
[11:36 PM] Funny Guy: "i just am pretty sure she wouldnt lie cause i told her i thought those guys were dumb and she was like "ok same""
[11:36 PM] PaKo: "cool then"
[11:37 PM] PaKo: "you can call us as erika-simpers"
[11:37 PM] Fascio: "I just find cring ass nae nae Erika amusing"
[11:38 PM] Funny Guy: "what is "simping" if its a stupid meme i probably saw it and ignored it at some point lol"
[11:38 PM] PaKo: "yeah i knew it you were ask for that lmao"
[11:39 PM] Fascio: "The more virgin version of being attracted to someone"
[11:39 PM] Funny Guy: "oh"
[11:39 PM] Funny Guy: "well ok then"

[11:40 PM] Fascio: "Anyways pako can I try to submit the lens to the tapatalk"
[11:40 PM] PaKo: "sure"
[11:41 PM] Fascio: "Worked I believe"
[11:41 PM] Funny Guy: "i feel something"
[11:41 PM] Funny Guy: "UH"

[11:41 PM] PaKo: "can you try opening a browser"
[11:41 PM] Funny Guy: "hold on i feel weird"
[11:41 PM] Fascio: "Uhoh"
[11:41 PM] Funny Guy: "shit"
[11:42 PM] PaKo: "nooo"
[11:42 PM] PaKo: "not good not good"
[11:42 PM] Fascio: "Sorry funny man : ("
[11:42 PM] Funny Guy: "hold on im fine just give me a sec no i cant open any broswer hold on"
[11:42 PM] PaKo: "fuck"
[11:42 PM] PaKo: "uf"
[11:43 PM] PaKo: "but like you try clicking it and nothing?"
[11:44 PM] PaKo: ((A screenshot of Lunarchildren.com is sent))
[11:44 PM] PaKo: "well i show you the page by this"
[11:44 PM] Funny Guy: ((A message was posted that seemingly contained Max's true feelings towards Erika - unfortunately this message was quickly deleted by Max himself))
[11:44 PM] Funny Guy: "FUCK"
[11:44 PM] Funny Guy: "it REALLY made me say it"

[11:44 PM] Fascio: "Pako did you see what he said"
[11:44 PM] PaKo: "I really liked erika"
[11:44 PM] Funny Guy: "also NO SHUT UP"
[11:44 PM] PaKo: "or something like that"
[11:44 PM] PaKo: "ok buddy"
[11:44 PM] PaKo: "relax"
[11:44 PM] Funny Guy: "also i can now actually open a browser"
[11:44 PM] PaKo: "cool"
[11:44 PM] Funny Guy: "fucking stupid"
[11:45 PM] Fascio: "What did he say"
[11:45 PM] Funny Guy: "nothing it was dumb and retarded and stupid and piss off"
[11:45 PM] PaKo: "yeee"
[11:45 PM] Fascio: "Ok then"
[11:45 PM] Funny Guy: "ok what did i even need to get into this browser for?"
[11:45 PM] PaKo: "chill man"
[11:45 PM] PaKo: "to enter on lunarchildren.com"
[11:46 PM] Funny Guy: "oh lol ok no prob"
[11:46 PM] PaKo: "lol"

((Max began chatting in the #general channel))

[11:45 PM] Zedregex: "mfw i see something in here that warmed my heart"
[11:46 PM] Zedregex: "it was from a couple days ago"
[11:46 PM] Zedregex: "you guys are the shit"
[11:47 PM] Funny Guy: "you guys are shit*"
[11:47 PM] Funny Guy: "im jk im jk dont blow me out m8"

[11:47 PM] Fascio: "rude"
[11:47 PM] Funny Guy: "fuk"
[11:47 PM] Funny Guy: "sry"

[11:48 PM] lesser god fucko: "nah"
[11:48 PM] lesser god fucko: "we actually talk shit very often"
[11:48 PM] lesser god fucko: "feel liberty"
[11:48 PM] lesser god fucko: "YOU ARE GOD HERE"
[11:48 PM] lesser god fucko: "YOU ARE THE OWNER"
[11:48 PM] Funny Guy: "the owner??"
[11:48 PM] lesser god fucko: "yes"
[11:48 PM] Fascio: "pako you weren’t supposed to tel him"
[11:48 PM] Funny Guy: "wait OH LOL THIS IS THE ADMIN ACCOUNT YEAH YOU ARE RIGHT"
[11:48 PM] lesser god fucko: "actually"
[11:48 PM] Funny Guy: "OH LOL"
[11:48 PM] Funny Guy: ((Max changes IIIII's username to "Funny GOD"))

[11:48 PM] lesser god fucko: "HAHA"
[11:48 PM] Fascio: "uhoh"
[11:48 PM] lesser god fucko: ":power:"
[11:49 PM] lesser god fucko: "i love it"
[11:49 PM] Funny GOD: "AHAHAHAHAHAAH"

((Max continued chatting in the #johnisdead channel))

[11:48 PM] Funny GOD: "ok so what did i even need to look for?"
[11:48 PM] Fascio: "Uhhh"
[11:49 PM] Fascio: "try to see if you can go in the contact page"
[11:50 PM] Funny GOD: "I can access literally everything"
[11:50 PM] Funny GOD: "...that you guys can im guessing"

[11:50 PM] PaKo: "yep"
[11:50 PM] PaKo: "bro"
[11:50 PM] PaKo: ":FacePalm:"
[11:50 PM] Funny GOD: "who TF baleet my message"
[11:51 PM] PaKo: "well"
[11:51 PM] PaKo: "I mean theres a guy called Wolfcat"
[11:51 PM] PaKo: "was him"
[11:51 PM] Fascio: "That was the fastest delete I ever saw"
[11:51 PM] Fascio: "wolfo"
[11:51 PM] Funny GOD: "nah i see it was u dang it"
[11:52 PM] PaKo: "i can tell you exactly why happened"
[11:52 PM] PaKo: "so factio pinged me"
[11:52 PM] Fascio: "Greater God Funny Guy vs lesser god fucko"
[11:52 PM] Funny GOD: "you also have god power here"
[11:52 PM] PaKo: "yes"
[11:52 PM] PaKo: "but lesser god"
[11:52 PM] PaKo: "nothing compared to you"
[11:52 PM] PaKo: "Im not even funny you know"
[11:52 PM] Fascio: "Nothing at all"
[11:53 PM] PaKo: "here you have your backup man"
[11:53 PM] PaKo: "i apologize Funny God"
[11:53 PM] Fascio: "Hey greater god funny guy can you see the archives page"
[11:54 PM] Fascio: "On lc Site"
[11:55 PM] PaKo: "so assuming you can now access browsers you can now post stuff on your youtube channel"
[11:55 PM] Funny GOD: "i made vent art in my unbridled fury at your baleet move"
[11:56 PM] Funny GOD: ((The image "howtokillalessergod.png" is sent - A Microsoft Paint drawing depicting Max farting in the player Pako's face))
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[11:56 PM] Fascio: "What a chad"
[11:56 PM] PaKo: "Im really sorry man"
[11:56 PM] Funny GOD: "no lol im just memeing"
[11:56 PM] PaKo: "yeah i mean"
[11:56 PM] PaKo: "anyway"
[11:57 PM] PaKo: "also i love your hat"
[11:57 PM] PaKo: "red hat"
[11:57 PM] PaKo: ":redhat:"
[11:57 PM] Funny GOD: "its actually brown"
[11:57 PM] PaKo: "so whats going on?"
[11:58 PM] Funny GOD: "its an owl actually, also idk i cant access the archives either, my brother probably could but i have not seen him in a good long while, i actually kind of want to get out of this pc soon and check on him"
[11:58 PM] Funny GOD: "now that i think about it"
[11:59 PM] Funny GOD: "he is still to weirdo brain to recognize me when i try to communicate"
[11:59 PM] Funny GOD: "i know he worked it out at one point but then he got all weird again"
[11:59 PM] Funny GOD: "by the time i got back to him anyway"

[11:59 PM] Fascio: ": ("
[11:59 PM] Funny GOD: "when he connected that wire to be exact"
[11:59 PM] Funny GOD: "i thought he was doing it to get to me but he didn't even know what was going on when i tried to communicate with him"

[12:00 AM] Fascio: "Got to go for a minute, it won’t be long but in case you leave before I get back, bye Greater God Funny Guy"
[12:01 AM] Funny GOD: "good bye you fat fascist"
[12:01 AM] PaKo: "lmao"
[12:01 AM] Funny GOD: "jk you are cool person"
[12:01 AM] Fascio: "why thank you literal god"
[12:01 AM] PaKo: ".img Funny GOD"
[12:01 AM] Fascio: "Ok gotta go now"
[12:01 AM] NotSoBot: ((An unfunny meme featuring the Judeo Christian God is posted))
[12:02 AM] Funny GOD: "lol wtf looks like long haired bearded guy behind the curtain"
[12:02 AM] PaKo: "HAHAHAHAHA"
[12:03 AM] PaKo: ((A screenshot of Tyler is posted))
[12:03 AM] PaKo: "yeah is this guy he probably is wearing that jacket"
[12:03 AM] PaKo: "i mean he always wears that"
[12:03 AM] PaKo: "lmao"
[12:03 AM] Funny GOD: "this guy has short hair and looks like he is coming to kill me or something in the 70s"
[12:03 AM] PaKo: "yup"
[12:03 AM] PaKo: "weirdo"
[12:04 AM] PaKo: "but have you ever heard about a bullet?"
[12:04 AM] PaKo: "like an usb bullet?"
[12:04 AM] Funny GOD: "weirdly specific question, should i know?"
[12:05 AM] PaKo: "I know its pretty weird sorry"
[12:05 AM] PaKo: "yeah you actually could know about it"
[12:05 AM] PaKo: "that's why i am asking it"
[12:06 AM] Funny GOD: "was it something happening before i was plugged into this computer? because ill be true here, i dont remember things very clearly or consistently before that, it was like i was a little baby before i got full web to brain access"
[12:07 AM] Funny GOD: "there was the remember thing, but that was a weird experience i dont want to get in to"

[12:07 AM] Fascio: "I’m back lol"
[12:07 AM] Fascio: "Hey dudes"
[12:07 AM] PaKo: "yes it was before"
[12:07 AM] PaKo: "ok don't worry man"
[12:07 AM] Denise mogu mogu: "hello gunny fod"
[12:07 AM] PaKo: "gunny"
[12:08 AM] PaKo: "🔫"
[12:08 AM] Funny GOD: "dude hold on if you are about to tell me this "usb" was how i got here to begin with thats like asking me what my moms privets looked like on the way out lol"
[12:08 AM] Funny GOD: "both weird and also not a memory most if not all contain in their brain"
[12:08 AM] Funny GOD: "lol"

[12:08 AM] PaKo: "lol its true"
[12:09 AM] PaKo: "look this guy"
[12:09 AM] PaKo: ((A screenshot of Tyler in the Parallelos is sent))
[12:10 AM] PaKo: "he actually have some videos of him"
[12:10 AM] PaKo: "if you want to see"
[12:11 AM] Funny GOD: "so this is the tyler guy right?"
[12:11 AM] PaKo: "yes"
[12:11 AM] PaKo: "maybe if you scream TYLER he wakes up"
[12:11 AM] PaKo: "lmao"
[12:11 AM] Funny GOD: "i remember erika saying he had another channel that was "more important" but i never checked it out"
[12:11 AM] Funny GOD: "at least i dont think i did"

[12:12 AM] PaKo: "yeah i think you mean silentdork"
[12:12 AM] Fascio: "By the way, funny god, if it isn’t a sensitive topic or anything what exactly caused you to be how you are now, with your whole infinite entertainment for eternity thing?"
[12:12 AM] Funny GOD: "ok hold on i can look it up"
[12:12 AM] PaKo: "nice"
[12:13 AM] Funny GOD: "i mostly dont know but i feel like i have a decent idea pieced together from my brother talking to himself and fuzzy memories"
[12:15 AM] Funny GOD: "so i wanted to meet a real life creepy pasta character, like find something really crazy in the world just to see what its all about. i never really considered the possibility something could go wrong in that adventure"
[12:16 AM] Funny GOD: "ill confess im an edgelord at heart and from the crib to now and if i had grown up the completely normal way i probably would have joined something like the lunar children by my own choice just to get involved in some dark magic type stuff"

[12:16 AM] Fascio: "Understandable"
[12:17 AM] Funny GOD: "i dont exactly remember anymore how i even made my way there but i found withinhubris and my brother didn't think anything of it at all when i told him it was for a creepy pasta, at least i think i told him that but its been a long time"
[12:18 AM] Denise mogu mogu: "so you are a proxy or some shit"
[12:18 AM] Funny GOD: "i was tottally looking around for BEN cause i both was and was not expecting something like what happened instead"
[12:19 AM] Funny GOD: "proxy? you mean like slenderman? nah but despite everything i cant help but feel like that would be cool"
[12:19 AM] Funny GOD: "just gotta be honest to my nature lol"

[12:19 AM] Fascio: "Ben or BEN?"
[12:19 AM] Fascio: "Lore wise it would suck"
[12:19 AM] Denise mogu mogu: "Wait dude ok but"
[12:19 AM] Fascio: "If we are going off shit like marble hornets and tribe twelve that is"
[12:20 AM] Denise mogu mogu: "Hmmmm so"
[12:20 AM] Denise mogu mogu: "there was some kind of process involving "wanting to see creepypastas" and WH"
[12:20 AM] Funny GOD: "the thing that happened however was i got a message from an account with a weird name who told me some stuff"
[12:21 AM] Denise mogu mogu: "how weird was the name"
[12:21 AM] Funny GOD: "i think it was (paparem) or something like that"
[12:21 AM] Denise mogu mogu: "benis"
[12:21 AM] Denise mogu mogu: "oH shit"
[12:21 AM] PaKo: "yeah patrem"
[12:21 AM] Fascio: "\Patrem/"
[12:21 AM] PaKo: "/Patrem\"
[12:22 AM] Fascio: "I was right"
[12:22 AM] Funny GOD: "YEAH thats it"
[12:22 AM] Denise mogu mogu: "that's wrong you dumbie"
[12:22 AM] PaKo: "or better called Father of lies"
[12:22 AM] Denise mogu mogu: "Fuck wrong"
[12:22 AM] PaKo: "lmao"
[12:22 AM] PaKo: "dense"
[12:22 AM] Denise mogu mogu: "Message sorry pako ilk"
[12:22 AM] Denise mogu mogu: "Ilu"
[12:22 AM] PaKo: "ik"
[12:22 AM] PaKo: "hahaha"
[12:22 AM] Denise mogu mogu: "Ok so patrem"
[12:22 AM] Denise mogu mogu: "Within Hubris"
[12:22 AM] Fascio: "Funny god what did daddy patty tell you"
[12:22 AM] Denise mogu mogu: "And some ritual"
[12:24 AM] Funny GOD: "he told me i could learn the secrets of what BEN was and even become like him, we said some things back and forth and i think i asked some questions i cant remember now and eventually he gave me the address to a park to meet him at not far of a walk away and told me "do this in secret, it is your first test, we trust you will not fail" or something like that"
[12:24 AM] Fascio: "sounds like the average Reddit pedo to me"
[12:24 AM] PaKo: "oh no"
[12:24 AM] PaKo: "oh noooo"
[12:25 AM] Fascio: "?"
[12:25 AM] PaKo: "tragic thing"
[12:25 AM] Fascio: "Muy sad"
[12:25 AM] Funny GOD: "i remember asking what i should be looking out for and he told me "you will know by my violet aura" or something stupid like that"
[12:25 AM] Funny GOD: "i never saw a violet aura"

[12:26 AM] Denise mogu mogu: "Jsbxbdjdbabsb"
[12:26 AM] PaKo: "omg max"
[12:26 AM] PaKo: "Im really sorry"
[12:26 AM] Funny GOD: "it wasn't even one guy lol"
[12:26 AM] Denise mogu mogu: "But how'd he look like"
[12:26 AM] Denise mogu mogu: "WAMEN"
[12:26 AM] Fascio: ": ("
[12:26 AM] PaKo: "/Patrem\ did wrong things to you"
[12:26 AM] Funny GOD: "it was like 4 or five all in masks who grabbed me and dragged me into a van that I think was light blue in color and thats about all i can remember"
[12:26 AM] Fascio: "Fuck passtrem"
[12:26 AM] Denise mogu mogu: "do you remember the masks?"
[12:27 AM] Funny GOD: "very plain and white"
[12:27 AM] PaKo: "omg this is terrible"
[12:27 AM] Fascio: "Sorry max : ("
[12:27 AM] PaKo: "at least you are somehow alive"
[12:27 AM] Denise mogu mogu: "im hungy"
[12:28 AM] Fascio: "For lunar bitch blood"
[12:28 AM] PaKo: "btw max you know something about a Fishery?"
[12:29 AM] PaKo: "or remember something about that"
[12:29 AM] Funny GOD: "i took a camera with me actually i just remembered"
[12:29 AM] Funny GOD: "idk what ever happened to that lol"

[12:30 AM] PaKo: "i think we can actually know what happened"
[12:30 AM] PaKo: "if you wonder"
[12:30 AM] Funny GOD: "also hey its all cool, if anything awful past that happened i dont really remember and i got cool cyber punk ghost powers out of the whole deal"
[12:31 AM] PaKo: "yup"
[12:31 AM] PaKo: "cyberpunk2077"
[12:31 AM] Funny GOD: "LOL"
[12:31 AM] PaKo: "well i mean"
[12:31 AM] Funny GOD: "I think that game almost killed me or something one time"
[12:31 AM] PaKo: "skm got issues with that"
[12:31 AM] PaKo: "your brother"
[12:31 AM] Fascio: "Let’s hope he didn’t get cyberpunk2077 powers, he might glitch outta existence"
[12:31 AM] Funny GOD: "at least thats how my bro was reacting about it one day ranting to himself about it"
[12:32 AM] Denise mogu mogu: "they will launch an update were npcs can send you nudes"
[12:33 AM] PaKo: "nice then"
[12:33 AM] Funny GOD: "lol"
[12:34 AM] Funny GOD: "I actually remember my brother talking to himself about that, and i think i turned his camera on a long time ago to look around at it back in the "idk what im even doing" era"
[12:35 AM] Funny GOD: "let me watch the old video again hold on"

[12:35 AM] PaKo: "ok good"
[12:35 AM] PaKo: "oh waaait"
[12:35 AM] Funny GOD: "i practically have those things burned into my brain but i have to take a moment to go over it brb just one sec"
[12:35 AM] Funny GOD: "oh wut"

[12:35 AM] PaKo: "actually forgot to mention you about something"
[12:35 AM] PaKo: "..."
[12:36 AM] Funny GOD: "what is it?"
[12:36 AM] PaKo: ((The "Max Headroom" posted SKM gave to Tyler is posted))
[12:36 AM] Fascio: "God damnit pako"
[12:36 AM] Funny GOD: "ew wtf why is this really hyper familiar"
[12:37 AM] Fascio: "Don’t"
[12:37 AM] Fascio: "Don’t tell him"
[12:37 AM] Fascio: "Pako"
[12:37 AM] Fascio: "Don’t"
[12:37 AM] PaKo: "well as far as i know that owned skm (your brother) "
[12:37 AM] Funny GOD: "wait wth dont tell me what?"
[12:37 AM] Fascio: "Oh I thought he was gonna say something else"
[12:37 AM] PaKo: "I think you ever had that"
[12:38 AM] PaKo: "at some point"
[12:38 AM] Funny GOD: "i have a strange memory when I look at that picture"
[12:38 AM] PaKo: "i knew it"
[12:38 AM] PaKo: "thats why is so important"
[12:38 AM] Funny GOD: "of lots of things spinning around while I was in some kind of room with the other guy called Ben"
[12:39 AM] Funny GOD: "I dont know if this room was real or not"

[12:39 AM] PaKo: "yes it was..."
[12:39 AM] PaKo: "sadly.."
[12:39 AM] PaKo: "but anyways"
[12:39 AM] Funny GOD: "no like"
[12:39 AM] Funny GOD: "i mean i dont know what this even was"
[12:39 AM] Funny GOD: "like it cant be real because it was like"
[12:39 AM] Funny GOD: "liquidy and weird"

[12:40 AM] Denise mogu mogu: "the nut room"
[12:40 AM] PaKo: "ok so Tyler got that max headroom post"
[12:40 AM] PaKo: "your brother gift him that"
[12:41 AM] Funny GOD: "i remember me and Ben arguing about something and me saying i needed space to breathe because it was hard to breathe or something and there were lots of moving images and colors and words but i cant remember anything specific"
[12:41 AM] PaKo: "crazy"
[12:42 AM] PaKo: "also max i saw you a lot of times before"
[12:42 AM] Fascio: "Lots of moving images and colors and words? Like on johnisdead?"
[12:43 AM] Funny GOD: "i guess you could say that, i feel like we were forced into some kind of tiny space and practically getting pressed into eachother but the space also felt vast and with many details i dont know how to explain"
[12:43 AM] Funny GOD: "also god how is johnisdead.com going, that place is weird and i havent messed with it in a minute"

[12:44 AM] PaKo: "theres a bunch of stuff"
[12:45 AM] Fascio: "Oh yeah about johnisdead, the redirect page list on the wiki is super outdated"
[12:45 AM] Funny GOD: "also im gonna brb just a sec while i go over that old video i have of the fishery"
[12:45 AM] Fascio: "Fucky wucky"
[12:45 AM] PaKo: "https://johnisdead.com/listen/to/max/"
[12:45 AM] PaKo: "from your friendo erika"
[1:00 AM] Funny GOD: "so i just had to take a minute to collect myself because i just remembered that night a little bit"
[1:00 AM] Funny GOD: "but more importantly"
[1:01 AM] Funny GOD: "when did she say that and how is she putting stuff on johnisdead.com"
[1:01 AM] Funny GOD: "but also when did she say that?"
[1:01 AM] Funny GOD: "also fuck off im not a kid at this point im practically experienced in raw data past that of over 100 men"
[1:01 AM] Funny GOD: "lol"

[1:02 AM] Fascio: "Who said you’re a kid?"
[1:02 AM] Funny GOD: "unlike other weirdos i have seen i dont let it make me start talking like a weirdo"
[1:02 AM] Funny GOD: "her in that message if thats really her"
[1:03 AM] Funny GOD: "samael? weird way to say my bros name but he is not my dad either so thats weird"
[1:03 AM] Funny GOD: "but i remember she used to occasionally go off on long tangents where she would talk in weirdo symbolic poetic talk, i kinda enjoyed that actually"

[1:03 AM] PaKo: "samael is your father"
[1:05 AM] Funny GOD: ""Lol spirits in works make weirdo metaphor attempts""
[1:05 AM] Funny GOD: "nah she is a weird spirit who makes weird metaphores lol"

[1:05 AM] PaKo: "Well she has certain powers to post on johnsidead.com"
[1:05 AM] Funny GOD: "but I like to hear them, sometimes i feel like they could make cool songs or something when she gets going for long enough"
[1:06 AM] PaKo: "she loves mcr"
[1:06 AM] Fascio: "Not about the funny mage it seems"
[1:06 AM] Funny GOD: "yeah i know me too, but they are kinda gay"
[1:06 AM] PaKo: "LMAO"
[1:06 AM] Funny GOD: "now bullet for my valentine"
[1:06 AM] Funny GOD: "that is bad ass music"

[1:07 AM] Fascio: "Ever seen the music vid for welcome to the black parade? They look like every edgy gay in 2009"
[1:07 AM] PaKo: "Tears don't fall"
[1:07 AM] Funny GOD: "YEEEEES"
[1:07 AM] Funny GOD: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sTQ0QdkN3Q"
[1:08 AM] Funny GOD: "but this one is my favorite"
[1:08 AM] Funny GOD: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0SrxSMHDmE"
[1:08 AM] Funny GOD: "i have a vague memory of listening to this while i was in pm's with purple guy"
[1:09 AM] Funny GOD: "this is my ultimate nostalgia music"
[1:10 AM] Funny GOD: "but she likes super gay crap like pierce the veil like holy crap piss off"
[1:10 AM] Funny GOD: "dont tell her i said that lol"

[1:10 AM] PaKo: "hahahaha"
[1:11 AM] PaKo: "don't worry we can't even barely talk to her"
[1:11 AM] Fascio: "Took me longer than it should have to realize you were talking about patrem and not that fnaf character"
[1:11 AM] Funny GOD: ">fnaf"
[1:11 AM] Funny GOD: "memes"
[1:11 AM] Funny GOD: "you might think i would like that game but no its dumb"

[1:11 AM] Fascio: "feddy"
[1:11 AM] PaKo: "yeah kinda cringe fnaf"
[1:11 AM] Fascio: "It is"
[1:12 AM] Funny GOD: "like holy crap i just wanna read the lore stop screaming in my ear every 5 seconds"
[1:12 AM] Funny GOD: "fnaf more like mute"

[1:12 AM] Fascio: "Every time I boot up vrchat I am assaulted by people who have avatars of big tittied fnaf characters"
[1:12 AM] Funny GOD: "i vomit"
[1:12 AM] PaKo: "I do too"
[1:13 AM] Fascio: "Yep"
[1:13 AM] Funny GOD: "people really wanna do the screw with a big duck"
[1:13 AM] PaKo: "quit life"
[1:13 AM] Fascio: "STOP TRYING TO FUCK THE ANIMATRONIC WOLF"
[1:13 AM] Fascio: "Please"
[1:14 AM] Funny GOD: "donald duck lookin sexy to some people smh"
[1:14 AM] PaKo: ":PepeDuck:"
[1:14 AM] PaKo: ">sexy"
[1:14 AM] Fascio: "Donald Duck looks sexy, a dead child in a glorified fursuit doesn’t"
[1:15 AM] Funny GOD: "donald duck was what i was calling the yellow duck when me and erika played that game together back before she disapeared and then my bro got me out of the pc"
[1:16 AM] Fascio: "Scott looked at the Spanish word for girl and went “yellow duck robot”"
[1:16 AM] PaKo: "aw"
[1:16 AM] PaKo: "he sent you to an usb"
[1:16 AM] PaKo: "lol"
[1:17 AM] Funny GOD: "i was gonna say before that i remember some details from the night things got really weird in that run down building, but i was putting it off cause i dont really like the memory"
[1:17 AM] Funny GOD: "idk if it will be anything helpful"
[1:18 AM] PaKo: "they put you on a "usb bullet""
[1:18 AM] PaKo: "also Tyler got you several times"
[1:19 AM] Fascio: "Oh that’s what the bullet necklace was?"
[1:19 AM] PaKo: "I think you saved him from death sometime"
[1:20 AM] Funny GOD: "idk anything about that, that might have been more Ben than me but idk"
[1:20 AM] PaKo: "I mean you are fused with ben or at least in the past"
[1:20 AM] Funny GOD: "we were operating as almost like one thing for a while that much i have worked out but thats also part of what makes it harder to work out"
[1:21 AM] Funny GOD: "in that sense those people were right that i was gonna learn about him and become like him, but i dont think that was actually their plan"

[1:21 AM] PaKo: "yeah probably no"
[1:21 AM] Funny GOD: "something really really weird i just remembered too"
[1:21 AM] Fascio: "Damn moon cult bastards"
[1:22 AM] Fascio: "inform us funny god"
[1:22 AM] Funny GOD: "i remember being brought into a room that looked like a church, more than the rest of the building which was just a moldy concrete thing"
[1:22 AM] Funny GOD: "a guy was there they were calling two different names but i dont remember exactly how the conversation flowed"

[1:22 AM] Fascio: "Moon cult fuckers"
[1:23 AM] Funny GOD: "this room was wooden everywhere"
[1:23 AM] Funny GOD: "he turned to them and seemed like he was really really angry and was yelling at them a lot"
[1:24 AM] Funny GOD: "in fact i do know they called him by the same name as purple man"

[1:24 AM] PaKo: "right"
[1:24 AM] Fascio: "Ah fuck I’m partially choking"
[1:24 AM] Funny GOD: "i was asking where he was a lot the whole time but when he saw me he didn't even seem to understand who i was or why i was there"
[1:24 AM] Funny GOD: "and he even seemed kind of mad about it"

[1:25 AM] PaKo: "for who were you asking?"
[1:26 AM] Funny GOD: "/patrem\"
[1:26 AM] PaKo: "ok"
[1:26 AM] Funny GOD: "he wanted to know where i came from and i remember they lied and said i was some guys son who's name i dont remember, i think it was someone they knew"
[1:27 AM] PaKo: "right"
[1:27 AM] Fascio: "Hank?"
[1:28 AM] Funny GOD: "i dont think that was the name, they said a goofy word i think it was probably some cult code name"
[1:28 AM] PaKo: "was this place?"
[1:28 AM] PaKo: ((A screenshot of the wooden chapel found in the back of the Fishery from the "Compound" Janus room is sent))
[1:29 AM] Funny GOD: "where did this come from?"
[1:29 AM] PaKo: "hahaa"
[1:29 AM] Funny GOD: "no really where did you even get that"
[1:29 AM] PaKo: "WHERE DID YOU GET THAT"
[1:29 AM] Fascio: "Uhoh"
[1:29 AM] Funny GOD: "thats kind of accurate to what i remember but its like fucky a little and the details are off considering its in video game format"
[1:29 AM] PaKo: "yeea"
[1:30 AM] PaKo: "i mean is a rebuild made it from the reality"
[1:30 AM] PaKo: ((A link to the "Compound" Janus room is sent))
[1:30 AM] Funny GOD: "please delete that link i dont want to look at it please"
[1:30 AM] Fascio: "Kelbris?"
[1:30 AM] Funny GOD: "makes me feel weird"
[1:30 AM] PaKo: "Understandable"
[1:30 AM] Funny GOD: "thanks sorry im a poosy"
[1:31 AM] PaKo: "thats the place where all the spooky stuff happened with you"
[1:31 AM] Funny GOD: "i could probably jog some more memories taking a stroll through there but i dont want to right now maybe later"
[1:32 AM] Funny GOD: "but i do remember the super weird night a bit better"
[1:32 AM] Funny GOD: "the one where my mind gets really weird from then on and it becomes much harder to remember things"
[1:33 AM] Funny GOD: "the guy was arguing a lot with someone"
[1:33 AM] Funny GOD: "patrem"
[1:33 AM] Funny GOD: "he was arguing a lot with a guy in a skull mask"

[1:33 AM] Fascio: "skull mask?"
[1:33 AM] Funny GOD: "i dont remember about what cause i couldnt really hear them very well"
[1:34 AM] Fascio: "I would send the picture to ask but I don’t want it to accidentally count as a submission"
[1:34 AM] PaKo: "the mask looked like this?"
[1:34 AM] PaKo: "((A screenshot of SKM's gas mask is sent))"
[1:34 AM] PaKo: "sorry for quality lol"
[1:34 AM] Funny GOD: "hey thats my bros lol"
[1:34 AM] Funny GOD: "nah not that one"

[1:34 AM] PaKo: "yup"
[1:34 AM] PaKo: "okok"
[1:35 AM] PaKo: ((A screenshot of Mat's Lunar Children avatar is sent))
[1:35 AM] PaKo: "like this?"
[1:35 AM] Funny GOD: "like a straight up skeleton skull, he had me sitting"
[1:35 AM] Funny GOD: "yeah"
[1:35 AM] Funny GOD: "yeah"
[1:35 AM] Funny GOD: "that one"

[1:35 AM] PaKo: "okok"
[1:35 AM] Fascio: "Uhoh"
[1:35 AM] PaKo: "thought about those 2"
[1:35 AM] Fascio: "Matty"
[1:35 AM] PaKo: "in case someone its"
[1:35 AM] Fascio: "I was thinking the captains hat"
[1:35 AM] Funny GOD: "they had me sitting at the back of that church room"
[1:35 AM] PaKo: "you mean outside?"
[1:36 AM] Funny GOD: "i could see them at the other side of the room across from me arguing about something"
[1:36 AM] Funny GOD: "nah the wooden room"

[1:36 AM] PaKo: "ok"
[1:37 AM] Funny GOD: "i could make out something about "ceremony process" and something about "it is three and not one more""
[1:38 AM] Funny GOD: "a ton of people were present in the long room where they do the ritual stuff"

[1:38 AM] PaKo: "yeah i kinda expect that"
[1:38 AM] PaKo: "sadly"
[1:38 AM] Funny GOD: "but they were all dead silent and i wouldnt see them till later"
[1:39 AM] Funny GOD: "i watched them finish whatever fight they were having and the skull mask guy walked over to someone and i think he said "just do it anyways its all gonna be fucked" which made me really nervous for some reason which was why i remembered it really clear"

[1:39 AM] Fascio: "hey wait a minute any idea what year this was in"
[1:40 AM] PaKo: "2002 i guess"
[1:40 AM] Fascio: "Ah"
[1:40 AM] Funny GOD: "either 2010 or 2011 but Im leaning to 11 cause Im pretty sure thats when they took me at the park"
[1:40 AM] PaKo: "ok im wrong"
[1:40 AM] PaKo: "ok good stuff"
[1:41 AM] PaKo: "it can be on 11/11/11"
[1:41 AM] Funny GOD: "really late into the year near the end cause it was cold by florida standards anyways tho my big bro knows a lot more about real winter lol"
[1:41 AM] PaKo: "when the ritual"
[1:41 AM] Fascio: "Max being fucked by cult is not good stuff"
[1:42 AM] PaKo: "your bro used to live on the uk"
[1:42 AM] PaKo: "big boy winter.."
[1:42 AM] Fascio: "1. Yep 11/11/11"
[1:42 AM] Fascio: "2. Bro I live in Colorado, it’s like -5 Fahrenheit rn"
[1:42 AM] Funny GOD: ">being fucked"
[1:42 AM] Funny GOD: "ok if someone had shown me their weiner that would be burned into my brain for all time i can almost 100% promise you that never happened thank fuckin god lol"

[1:42 AM] Fascio: "Not literally being fucked"
[1:42 AM] Funny GOD: "oh ok lol i have the dirty mind then as usual"
[1:42 AM] Fascio: "I just didn’t know how to sum up all the shit you described in a short message other than fucked"
[1:42 AM] PaKo: "but i mean"
[1:43 AM] PaKo: "even that shit stuff happened to you in that time you managed to be alive chatting with us"
[1:43 AM] PaKo: "lol"
[1:43 AM] PaKo: "fucking epic"
[1:43 AM] Funny GOD: "dang you guys got me in here cussing so much my bro would smack me on the back of the head if I had a head to smack"
[1:44 AM] Funny GOD: "he would write a program to digitally smack me lol"

[1:44 AM] PaKo: "you have bad relationship with your brother?"
[1:45 AM] Fascio: "“You may be some immortal digital entity max, but those are very inappropriate words you should not be using” -SKM probably"
[1:46 AM] Funny GOD: "nah he just wants me to be a good boy and i used to get in trouble when i was really little for swearing, i imagine because of all the weird crap up to this point he cant help but see me as his little kid brother still because thats probably how he best remembers me"
[1:46 AM] Funny GOD: "well if he remembers correctly"
[1:46 AM] Funny GOD: "im hoping that can be fixed if we can work out a way to get us out of wacky green world"
[1:46 AM] Funny GOD: "i think thats whats doing it to him"

[1:47 AM] PaKo: "niiiiiiiiiiice"
[1:47 AM] Funny GOD: "cause everything is weird here from what little i have seen outside computers"
[1:47 AM] Fascio: "Wait so is your brother normal flesh and bone human or something else?"
[1:47 AM] Funny GOD: "he is still the living legend in the flesh yes"
[1:47 AM] PaKo: "that wacky green world is called parallelos"
[1:48 AM] Fascio: "Parallelos is a moon cult oversimplification"
[1:48 AM] Funny GOD: "i feel like at some point he might have went digital when Ben stuff was getting really really REALLY weird but i dont remember that very well"
[1:48 AM] Fascio: "We might be able to help SKM somehow but it also could very well backfire"
[1:48 AM] PaKo: "no"
[1:48 AM] Funny GOD: ">i dont remember that very well"
[1:48 AM] Funny GOD:i was living in a thing freaking called "remember" at a point and ironically you are going to hear me say this phrase a lot about a ton of crap"

[1:49 AM] PaKo: "knowing now that SKM is a very important ally to us"
[1:49 AM] Funny GOD: "but he is not digital now"
[1:50 AM] Funny GOD: "unless somehow the things outside the computers are still digital or something weird like that"
[1:50 AM] Funny GOD: "but i dont think thats happening or i would be able to go all the way out of computers without crap fudging up"

[1:50 AM] Fascio: "Parallelos is smelly and green and confusing and fuck it "
[1:51 AM] Funny GOD: "but yeah getting back to my epic memory of the epic night of epic cultists doing an epic ritual for epic and mysterious reasons"
[1:51 AM] Funny GOD: "i saw the mask guy end his little argument with what i can assume is patrem going by multiple names i dont completely remember"
[1:52 AM] Funny GOD: "he walked towards my room had that exchange with some guy through the doorway to the long hall and then walked into it"
[1:52 AM] Funny GOD: "then patrem walked over"
[1:55 AM] Funny GOD: "he apologized to me a lot and said a lot of things "you are not supposed to be here, this is not what i asked for and i know the one who did this is organizing something terrible" i didn't really respond because i was mostly just really confused"
[1:55 AM] Funny GOD: "I know im not quoting this word for word accurately but he went on to say something about he was just "looking for his son" and he is scared "this may be part of a plot against his rule""

[1:59 AM] Fascio: "Man can time travel what does he have to worry about"
[2:06 AM] Fascio: "alright then"
[2:06 AM] Funny GOD: "he went on to explain "I know someone is masquerading as I, the father, because they desire my power. They warp reality and will continue to do so if i do not uncover the source of it, but you must forgive me. I have never been closer to all i have desired, but i fear this is bait that has been set to fool me one final and fatal time. I trust in luna that we will not be lead astray but if something goes wrong I will willingly sacrifice myself should you come anywhere near harms way, I will not hold the blood of another child on my hands in vein and certainly not one whom is not my own.""
[2:06 AM] Funny GOD: "He directed me into the room where all the people were and there was a small box with lights plugged into a wall and he instructed me to get in it, it was as thick as a metal safe but it was small and kind of scary. Before i got in i saw four people standing in black hoods who had a really weird glow coming out from their hoods. it stunk really bad as i passed by one of them and im not just saying that to be funny like it smelled like putrid meat and he was really large, i brushed against him and he was so cold i could practically feel it through his hood. they were standing around a big fire pit contructed from what looked like concrete blocks around a really short metal bin, there was all kinds of little symbols painted on it but idk what any of them were to be able to explain clearly. There was a stain glass window on the roof and lots of other weird paintings set up on the walls the last thing I remember before getting in was that there was a bucket of what I think was fish parts next to the little box but they looked kind of fresh so I know thats not what was sticking like rotten meat."
[2:06 AM] Funny GOD: "stinking*"
[2:06 AM] Funny GOD: "tbdesu my grammar is dog crap but whatever"

[2:07 AM] Fascio: "Four hooded figures?"
[2:07 AM] Fascio: "Did they seem like they had faces?"
[2:08 AM] Fascio: "I might just be stupid but something like that?"
[2:08 AM] Fascio: ((The photo of the Absque Fascie from Lunarchildren.com is sent))
[2:09 AM] Funny GOD: "OH speaking of four i remember very specifically as they shut the door on the box with lights on the outside, shutting me inside, patrem was saying in a kind of loud but whispery voice while pointing at the bigger guy "thats one too many, I told you-" but got cut off for me because the box was basically sound proof and I could hear almost nothing once that happened and I could not see anything either"
[2:09 AM] Funny GOD: "must have been some weird number cult specifics crap"

[2:10 AM] Fascio: "Yeah 4 seems to be quite the significant number"
[2:10 AM] Funny GOD: "also holy crap thats a freaky image but what is it i think i saw this before"
[2:10 AM] Fascio: "https://lunarchildren.com/figures/absque-fascie/"
[2:11 AM] Fascio: "If you can access that page"
[2:11 AM] PaKo: "it was IIII?"
[2:12 AM] Funny GOD: "OH their equivalent of "angels" i kinda assume"
[2:12 AM] Fascio: "Who is IIII again"
[2:12 AM] Fascio: "Fucky wucky angels but yeah"
[2:12 AM] Fascio: "Don’t know, just kinda throwing ideas around"
[2:12 AM] PaKo: "I actually don't know exactly what are those box with lights damn"
[2:12 AM] PaKo: "right now"
[2:13 AM] Fascio: "Dude"
[2:13 AM] Fascio: "Machine"
[2:13 AM] PaKo: "which machine"
[2:13 AM] Fascio: "…"
[2:13 AM] Funny GOD: "you just reminded me of erikas favorite peirce the veil album she made me listen to like 3 times in a row"
[2:13 AM] Funny GOD: ""selfish machines" i think it was called"

[2:14 AM] PaKo: "https://open.spotify.com/track/6bGac1gBHs7kUKihrudMzq?si=0478e5acb7b44cc7"
[2:14 AM] Fascio: "the only thing I can think of when I hear erika is the German marching song"
[2:14 AM] Funny GOD: "LOL I USED TO MAKE THAT JOKE AT HER TOO LOOOOOOOOL"
[2:14 AM] PaKo: "lmao"
[2:14 AM] Funny GOD: "that used to get on her nerves"
[2:15 AM] Funny GOD: "but only cause i did it constantly probably"

[2:15 AM] Fascio: "Yes"
[2:15 AM] Funny GOD: "W"
[2:15 AM] Funny GOD: "NO"

[2:15 AM] PaKo: "no what"
[2:16 AM] Fascio: "“So max is Erika’s boyfriend” -lesser god fucko"
[2:16 AM] Funny GOD: "lol idk"
[2:16 AM] Funny GOD: "NOOOO"

[2:16 AM] Fascio: "Someone make max x erika art"
[2:16 AM] PaKo: "yeha"
[2:16 AM] Funny GOD: "She is a cool friend but no not exactly"
[2:16 AM] Fascio: "I mean John x regy art is already a thing so let’s make max x erika art"
[2:17 AM] Funny GOD: "besides she like, bailed on me really hard and I havent gotten to talk to her in like forever also holy piss piss off oh god shit fuck"
[2:17 AM] Fascio: "blame tylor"
[2:17 AM] PaKo: "blame it now"
[2:17 AM] Funny GOD: "wait why what did he do?"
[2:17 AM] PaKo: "i mean you can do it actually"
[2:17 AM] Fascio: "Parallelos"
[2:17 AM] PaKo: "stole your gf"
[2:17 AM] PaKo: "...."
[2:18 AM] Fascio: "Yep"
[2:18 AM] Funny GOD: "she is not my gf"
[2:18 AM] PaKo: "you must be MAD"
[2:18 AM] Fascio: "suuuuure she isn’t"
[2:18 AM] Funny GOD: "what do you mean stole??"
[2:18 AM] PaKo: "is not because he stoled you"
[2:18 AM] PaKo: "he robbed you"
[2:18 AM] Funny GOD: "he cant steal my not gf but what do you mean stole?"
[2:18 AM] PaKo: "ok nvm"
[2:19 AM] Fascio: "It’s late and im fuckin tired"
[2:19 AM] Funny GOD: "no screw off he looks like an axe murderer and Im pretty sure Im not gay in any way probably anyways"
[2:19 AM] PaKo: ((Art depicting Erika and Max in love is sent)) target=_blank
[2:19 AM] PaKo: "so here we go"
[2:19 AM] PaKo: "married"
[2:19 AM] Fascio: "Dudes a whole ass immortal digital entity and he’s straight"
[2:19 AM] Funny GOD: "OH GOOOOOOOOOOD"
[2:19 AM] Funny GOD: "A"
[2:19 AM] Funny GOD: "A"
[2:19 AM] Funny GOD: "A"
[2:19 AM] Funny GOD: "A"
[2:19 AM] Funny GOD: "AA"
[2:19 AM] Funny GOD: "A"
[2:19 AM] Funny GOD: "A"
[2:19 AM] Funny GOD: "A"
[2:19 AM] Funny GOD: "A"
[2:19 AM] Funny GOD: "A"
[2:19 AM] Funny GOD: "AA"
[2:19 AM] Funny GOD: "A"
[2:19 AM] Funny GOD: "A"
[2:19 AM] Funny GOD: "A"
[2:19 AM] Funny GOD: "A"
[2:19 AM] Funny GOD: "A"
[2:19 AM] Funny GOD: "AA"
[2:19 AM] Funny GOD: "A"
[2:19 AM] Funny GOD: "A"
[2:19 AM] Funny GOD: "A"

[2:20 AM] PaKo: "AAA"
[2:20 AM] Fascio: "Aaaa"
[2:20 AM] Funny GOD: "I just realized I could have baleeted it but now its out of my sight so whatever lol"
[2:20 AM] Fascio: "I saved it already"
[2:20 AM] Funny GOD: "piss"
[2:20 AM] Fascio: "You’ll never escape"
[2:20 AM] Funny GOD: "and crap"
[2:20 AM] PaKo: "shut"
[2:20 AM] PaKo: "gonna listen mcr and be the shittiest gay ever"
[2:21 AM] PaKo: "oh"
[2:21 AM] PaKo: "she used to listen a song"
[2:21 AM] Fascio: "“I like big hot men” -Pako"
[2:21 AM] Funny GOD: "If I gotta hear that guy say "carry on" one more time Im gonna find a way to double end my life at the virtual level I swear"
[2:21 AM] PaKo: "it was something about I BROUGHT YOU MY BULLETS...."
[2:21 AM] PaKo: ":cough:"
[2:22 AM] Fascio: "well it took me a minute to realize the irony of the lyrics that come right after that"
[2:22 AM] PaKo: "https://open.spotify.com/track/16Fp67kTFhH0XK5Cl6Oz7r?si=6723fa75add34712"
[2:22 AM] PaKo: ":Heartsgreen:"
[2:22 AM] Funny GOD: "oh god yeah that was one of her big favorites"
[2:23 AM] PaKo: "i know"
[2:23 AM] Funny GOD: "also just to specify im not just into crudy emo kid music, i have a refined taste"
[2:24 AM] Funny GOD: "i listen to big boy music too"
[2:24 AM] Funny GOD: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soWZROHVvmE"

[2:24 AM] Fascio: "He listens to creepypasta songs don’t worry"
[2:25 AM] Fascio: "He spends his entire immortal digital existence listening to painted smile"
[2:25 AM] Funny GOD: "what i want to know is"
[2:25 AM] Funny GOD: "what the hell did that box do to me"
[2:25 AM] Funny GOD: "because i remember at some point"

[2:25 AM] Fascio: "Describe the funny box"
[2:26 AM] Funny GOD: "well it was kind of a dark grey color"
[2:26 AM] PaKo: "OH"
[2:26 AM] PaKo: "the suitcase?"
[2:26 AM] Funny GOD: "had lights lineing the top and bottom"
[2:26 AM] Fascio: "Called it"
[2:26 AM] Funny GOD: "lol wth no it was not a suitcase"
[2:26 AM] Funny GOD: "hold on ill draw it"

[2:26 AM] PaKo: "damn"
[2:26 AM] PaKo: "YES PLS"
[2:26 AM] PaKo: "I BEG YOU"
[2:26 AM] Fascio: "Pako I’m calling it right now"
[2:26 AM] PaKo: ":Heartsgreen:"
[2:26 AM] Fascio: "Thing Alphonse found and fucked with"
[2:27 AM] PaKo: "don't know man"
[2:27 AM] PaKo: ":flutters_cry:"
[2:28 AM] Fascio: "pako"
[2:28 AM] PaKo: "ok ok"
[2:28 AM] PaKo: "gotcha"
[2:28 AM] Fascio: "what are you listening to"
[2:28 AM] PaKo: "gotcha"
[2:28 AM] PaKo: "gays"
[2:28 AM] PaKo: "and"
[2:28 AM] PaKo: "gays"
[2:28 AM] Fascio: "Gay music"
[2:28 AM] PaKo: "but"
[2:28 AM] PaKo: "gay"
[2:28 AM] Fascio: "Gay, gayer, yet gayer"
[2:29 AM] Funny GOD: "ok this is gonna look rarted but hold on"
[2:29 AM] Fascio: "Rarted"
[2:29 AM] PaKo: "no worry"
[2:29 AM] Fascio: "What panko said"
[2:30 AM] Fascio: "Every day I question what the fuck is happening in Pablo’s pfp more and more"
[2:30 AM] Funny GOD: ((The image "bullshitbox.png" is sent - A Microsoft Paint drawing showcasing a box covered in colors and wiring)) target=_blank
[2:31 AM] Funny GOD: "ok the light colors are probably not accurate"
[2:31 AM] PaKo: "ok perfect"
[2:31 AM] Funny GOD: "but i remember it was just some colors in a line across the rim of the top and bottom"
[2:31 AM] PaKo: "but the body of the box was black right?"
[2:31 AM] Fascio: "Pablo pleas explain"
[2:31 AM] Funny GOD: "the scribbles represent some writing and symbols etched into the sides that i cannot for the life of me remember specifically"
[2:32 AM] Fascio: "hmmm, look up elder Furthark runes and see if they look similar"
[2:32 AM] PaKo: "lmao"
[2:32 AM] Fascio: "What"
[2:32 AM] Funny GOD: "lol ok hold on"
[2:32 AM] Fascio: "Pablo I’m stupid and it’s late"
[2:32 AM] Fascio: "I’m lagging"
[2:33 AM] PaKo: ((A photo of the Elder Futhark runes is posted))
[2:33 AM] Fascio: "Those"
[2:33 AM] Funny GOD: "wow that looks cool as hell what the heck"
[2:33 AM] Funny GOD: "but no i dont think so"

[2:33 AM] PaKo: "welp"
[2:33 AM] Fascio: "Ah"
[2:33 AM] Fascio: "Cring"
[2:34 AM] Fascio: "it’s really boring once you actually memorize how to write and read it"
[2:34 AM] PaKo: "well i think i could know what could it be"
[2:34 AM] PaKo: "could be something like this maybe?"
[2:34 AM] PaKo: ((A photo of the "Ghost Hall Letters" is posted))
[2:35 AM] Funny GOD: "what even is this"
[2:35 AM] Fascio: "Oh those"
[2:35 AM] PaKo: "or this ?"
[2:35 AM] PaKo: ((A photo of the "Breaker Runes" is posted))
[2:35 AM] Funny GOD: "ill be honest, i dont remember any specifics"
[2:35 AM] PaKo: "okok"
[2:35 AM] PaKo: "np"
[2:35 AM] Funny GOD: "for all i know one of these is it but i wouldnt be able to say for sure"
[2:36 AM] PaKo: "oh"
[2:36 AM] PaKo: "you mean that one of this 2 is ?"
[2:36 AM] Funny GOD: "i mean maybe but idk"
[2:36 AM] PaKo: "ok"

((Max begins chatting in the #botspam channel))

[2:34 AM] NotSoBot: ((IIIII's account levels up, resulting in the account's original avatar showcasing skeletons being posted))
[2:34 AM] Fascio: "Funny GOD level 16"
[2:36 AM] Funny GOD: "skull man and his homo posse"
[2:36 AM] Fascio: "Matt and the lunar children"

((Max continues chatting in the #johnisdead channel))

[2:36 AM] PaKo: ((A photo of the "Old Letters" is posted))
[2:37 AM] Fascio: "Those"
[2:37 AM] Fascio: "That’s what I was looking for"
[2:37 AM] PaKo: "I mean can be this too but not sure"
[2:37 AM] PaKo: "it can actually be a mix of it"
[2:37 AM] Funny GOD: "LOL they are trying to summon luna for access to her exlucive phub content"
[2:37 AM] Funny GOD: "LOL"

[2:37 AM] PaKo: "lmao"
[2:38 AM] Funny GOD: "you guys are cool honestly idgaf what anyone says"
[2:38 AM] PaKo: "wait wrong gif"
[2:38 AM] PaKo: "lol"
[2:38 AM] Funny GOD: "lol what the hell was that magic imahe"
[2:38 AM] Funny GOD: "image*"

[2:38 AM] PaKo: "huh nothin nothin"
[2:38 AM] Funny GOD: "k whateves"
[2:38 AM] Fascio: "Matt, Luna’s onlyfans password is in the 4th parallelos, find it, I- you need it to escape the cataclysm"
[2:39 AM] Funny GOD: "im laughing in that way where the air comes out of your nose at a faster speed than normal"
[2:39 AM] PaKo: "max do you remember when its your birthday?"
[2:39 AM] Funny GOD: "uhhh"
[2:39 AM] Funny GOD: "ok hold on i know this one its from my "real" life"

[2:40 AM] PaKo: "can be 4/23"
[2:40 AM] PaKo: "or 3/24"
[2:40 AM] Funny GOD: "i think its on 3/24"
[2:40 AM] Funny GOD: "yeah"

[2:40 AM] PaKo: "ok nice"
[2:40 AM] Fascio: "holy"
[2:40 AM] PaKo: "cool"
[2:40 AM] Funny GOD: "or maybe 4/23 actually"
[2:40 AM] Funny GOD: "shit"

[2:40 AM] PaKo: "LMAO"
[2:40 AM] Funny GOD: "why is that confusing for me"
[2:40 AM] Fascio: "guys, the number"
[2:40 AM] Fascio: "It’s the funny number guys"
[2:40 AM] Fascio: "And is also my birthday"
[2:40 AM] PaKo: "well i know why you are confusing it"
[2:40 AM] Funny GOD: "i think one of those was Bens birthday"
[2:40 AM] PaKo: "yes"
[2:41 AM] PaKo: "4/23 is Bens birthday"
[2:41 AM] PaKo: "and yours is 3/24"
[2:41 AM] Fascio: "Well fuck me up and call me Ben because my bday is 4/23 "
[2:41 AM] Funny GOD: "No actually i swear that is my birthday now that i think of it"
[2:41 AM] PaKo: "but you got in to Drowned which were you and ben"
[2:41 AM] Funny GOD: "but hell if i know"
[2:41 AM] PaKo: "that day 11/11/11"
[2:42 AM] PaKo: "they called as a festival"
[2:42 AM] PaKo: "hell yeah"
[2:42 AM] Fascio: "So his bday is 11/11 and 3/24?"
[2:42 AM] PaKo: "3/24..."
[2:42 AM] Funny GOD: "was thats like 11 years ago now nearly in normie time"
[2:42 AM] PaKo: "yeah"
[2:42 AM] PaKo: "but max"
[2:42 AM] Fascio: "Normie time"
[2:42 AM] PaKo: "do you remember something about the first day of 2017?"
[2:43 AM] Funny GOD: "i meant to say "wow" not was but im getting rarded from all the extra talkin"
[2:43 AM] Funny GOD: "i feel like i wanna sleep soon"
[2:43 AM] Funny GOD: "also I WAS"
[2:44 AM] Funny GOD: "i think"
[2:44 AM] Funny GOD: "im pretty sure"

[2:44 AM] Fascio: "I was too"
[2:44 AM] Fascio: "Fucker stole my bday"
[2:44 AM] Funny GOD: "wow this makes us spirit bros or something, erika would probably say something like that"
[2:44 AM] PaKo: "yeah"
[2:45 AM] Funny GOD: "i remember erika also saying me being able to sleep like this is a "privledge" because apparently lots of people cant"
[2:45 AM] Funny GOD: "idk whats so hard about it"

[2:45 AM] PaKo: "yes....."
[2:45 AM] Funny GOD: "i just sit down and quit giving a shit about stuff and then it happens lol"
[2:45 AM] Funny GOD: "wuh"

[2:45 AM] Fascio: "Nothing"
[2:45 AM] Funny GOD: "lol"
[2:45 AM] PaKo: "https://youtu.be/bO74YoQKx8o"
[2:49 AM] PaKo: "but Vincent was the nickname that Jacob used to refer to him as the vessel when he was on lunarchildren cult"
[2:49 AM] PaKo: "a completly mess"
[2:50 AM] PaKo: "Jacob it's been the real one"
[2:50 AM] PaKo: "Tyler's Friendo"
[2:50 AM] Fascio: "Vinny-Patty=Jacob"
[2:50 AM] Fascio: "Jacob+Patty=Vinny"
[2:50 AM] PaKo: "Jacob converted to Vincent when he joined to lunarchildren"
[2:50 AM] PaKo: "thats from 2010 or 2009"
[2:51 AM] bruh_die: "damn guys, do you sleep or somthing?"
[2:51 AM] Fascio: "Someone other than me Max and Pako, cool"
[2:51 AM] PaKo: "theres too much stuff to talk about vincent"
[2:51 AM] Fascio: "No"
[2:51 AM] PaKo: "but is like huge"
[2:52 AM] bruh_die: "i see it"
[2:52 AM] Fascio: "Think max might have fallen asleep"
[2:52 AM] PaKo: "nice because i need to"
[2:52 AM] PaKo: "I would wish to talk to you again"
[2:53 AM] Fascio: "Oh no he’s here"
[2:53 AM] Fascio: "Hi max"
[2:53 AM] Funny GOD: "back from unnanounced exit, had to take a digital piss, dont ask how that works cause idk and its probably more complicated than this vincent/jacob thing"
[2:53 AM] Fascio: "what how"
[2:53 AM] Funny GOD: "dude idk lol"
[2:54 AM] Fascio: "It just works"
[2:54 AM] PaKo: "you create a file which is piss.txt and then place it to recycle bin"
[2:54 AM] PaKo: "thats how you piss on digital"
[2:54 AM] Funny GOD: "architect of all of reality deemed it needed for non phsyical entities when they reach my level to occasionally need to piss"
[2:54 AM] Funny GOD: "or something"

[2:54 AM] Fascio: "piss.rtf"
[2:54 AM] Funny GOD: "im talking out of my ass"
[2:54 AM] Fascio: "How"
[2:54 AM] Funny GOD: "lol but idk"
[2:55 AM] Fascio: "weird immortal digital being bs"
[2:56 AM] Funny GOD: "anyways I found that "wiki" you mentioned a while back and Im poking around a tiny bit, its massive and there is a ton of crap to read"
[2:56 AM] PaKo: "yes"
[2:56 AM] PaKo: "https://johnisdead.withinhubris.com/Main_Page"
[2:56 AM] Fascio: "i have read it all, three times"
[2:56 AM] Funny GOD: "its on the same domain as the library"
[2:56 AM] PaKo: "you can find you itself"
[2:56 AM] PaKo: "correct"
[2:57 AM] Funny GOD: "looking at pictures of the jacob guy jogs a weird as all shit memory"
[2:57 AM] Funny GOD: "lol weird"
[2:57 AM] Funny GOD: "what the"
[2:57 AM] Funny GOD: "ok"
[2:57 AM] Funny GOD: "anyways"
[2:57 AM] Funny GOD: "yeah it reminds me of a dream i have had that has re occured at least a dozen times since all of this crap started for me"
[2:58 AM] Funny GOD: "now i never actually saw vincent/patrem without a mask or face covering of some kind"

[2:58 AM] PaKo: "this was vincent when all that weird stuff happened to you?"
[2:58 AM] PaKo: ((A photo of Vincent Adams is sent))
[2:58 AM] Funny GOD: "yes"
[2:58 AM] PaKo: "damn"
[2:58 AM] PaKo: "he was totally posessed "
[2:59 AM] Funny GOD: "i have had a dream for a while now that has gotten less and less intense over time"
[2:59 AM] Funny GOD: "like it used to happen and feel like i was literally there and now its kind of faded in intensity"
[2:59 AM] Funny GOD: "but i dreampt i was my really little self back in that park again"
[2:59 AM] Funny GOD: "but it was empty and night time"
[3:00 AM] Funny GOD: "and a singular guy was there talking to some people on his computer or phone or something but it was hard to make out cause i was far away and the dream is always fuzzy and weird looking"
[3:00 AM] Funny GOD: "he looked just like this jacob guy in the face"
[3:01 AM] Funny GOD: "i was saying something to him about what i used to call "patrem""
[3:01 AM] Funny GOD: "the purple man"
[3:01 AM] Funny GOD: "and he gets weirded out and tells me to "fuck off" and starts runnning"

[3:01 AM] PaKo: "lmao"
[3:01 AM] PaKo: "you are literally god"
[3:01 AM] Fascio: "Weird"
[3:02 AM] Funny GOD: "as he stands up he asks me "are you a ghost" but before i could answer every time he is always just like "fuck this fuck this" as he starts running"
[3:02 AM] bruh_die: "well, as I see you all don't sleep, I'm gonna say... 'The End Is Coming'"
[3:03 AM] Fascio: "End of These Nuts"
[3:03 AM] Fascio: "Anyways"
[3:03 AM] PaKo: "ok"
[3:03 AM] Fascio: "Back to your dream max"
[3:03 AM] Funny GOD: "nah thats the whole thing"
[3:03 AM] Fascio: "Ah"
[3:03 AM] Fascio: "Sound weird"
[3:03 AM] PaKo: "do you remember how you looked?"
[3:03 AM] PaKo: "what was your appareance"
[3:04 AM] Funny GOD: "idk what my appearance actually is in the dream because its happening in fps mode"
[3:04 AM] PaKo: "damnn"
[3:04 AM] PaKo: "fps_max 0"
[3:04 AM] Fascio: "Who the fuck dreams in the third person"
[3:04 AM] Funny GOD: "but i somehow know everytime im like my original pre weirdo crap self"
[3:05 AM] PaKo: "okok that is enough"
[3:05 AM] PaKo: "nice"
[3:05 AM] Funny GOD: "wait i just remembered something really fucking important"
[3:05 AM] Fascio: "Tell"
[3:05 AM] Funny GOD: "1deez nuts"
[3:05 AM] Funny GOD: "2i farted"
[3:05 AM] Funny GOD: "3your moms gay"

[3:05 AM] PaKo: "nice"
[3:06 AM] PaKo: "its 9am and i read this"
[3:06 AM] PaKo: ":nicetext:"
[3:06 AM] Fascio: "Guys I now know how to beat Lunar children, the dark guy, and Luna"
[3:06 AM] Fascio: "It’s 1 am and I read that"
[3:06 AM] Fascio: "I have to get up in 5 hours"
[3:07 AM] PaKo: "same"
[3:07 AM] PaKo: "lacks 1 hour and 20 minutes for 4:23"
[3:07 AM] PaKo: "but i will die before that"
[3:07 AM] Funny GOD: "im about to bounce and maybe see if its possible to jump out and back in to this computer, the only reason i didn't exit after i found the way in was because i had this weird feeling their would be big luna reprecussions if i tried cause the whole issue started with me having a dream about a song playing and this voice that i somehow knew was supposed to be luna or something telling me to come here and showing me how"
[3:07 AM] Funny GOD: "so i came"
[3:07 AM] Funny GOD: "here"
[3:07 AM] Funny GOD: "lol"

[3:07 AM] Fascio: "Hey hold up what song"
[3:08 AM] Funny GOD: "but then i was like "wow gay" and didn't feel like talking and decided to screw around in the virtual worlds and on the normal internet a bit using that 3d browser"
[3:08 AM] Funny GOD: "until the note thing happened and kind of creeped me out"
[3:08 AM] Funny GOD: "also hold on"
[3:08 AM] Funny GOD: "ill get it"

[3:09 AM] PaKo: "what is the name you used to play on the virtual worlds?"
[3:09 AM] Funny GOD: "https://soundcloud.com/justlaches/sonata-bossa-nova/s-Xa7iUPNEf69?si=05cbe27efe6944149c1d3c3c5f3224d9"
[3:09 AM] Funny GOD: "it was in that thread"
[3:09 AM] Funny GOD: "the one that my brother i think mentioned being the big "happening spot" that the lunar children got so worried about at some point"

[3:10 AM] Fascio: "Interesting, well you said you’re gonna go so bye Max, enjoy your weird digital sleep"
[3:10 AM] Funny GOD: "oh yeah one more thing before i go"
[3:10 AM] Funny GOD: "something i noticed before i noticed the note"
[3:11 AM] Funny GOD: "was that the library changed from times i had been there before"

[3:11 AM] PaKo: "o"
[3:11 AM] Funny GOD: "i think its trying to catch up with the real one"
[3:11 AM] PaKo: "i think i know what you mean"
[3:11 AM] Funny GOD: "but good luck cause the real one is way too complicated"
[3:11 AM] Fascio: "Wish I could go take a look now but I can’t, I’ll go look tomorrow though, thanks max"
[3:12 AM] Funny GOD: "gonna do some testing to see if i can jump in and out of this pc, if you never hear from me again is because i fucked up but idk why that would happen i did what moon bitch was willing me to do right?"
[3:12 AM] Funny GOD: "but before that i sleep so i dont screw up"

[3:12 AM] PaKo: "you will lost all communications with us"
[3:12 AM] PaKo: "don't ever do it"
[3:12 AM] Funny GOD: "well tbh i dont NEED the sleep but it feels nice so i do it anyways"
[3:13 AM] PaKo: "WELL I DO NEED"
[3:13 AM] PaKo: "SO IDC"
[3:13 AM] Fascio: "Alright, well good luck man, hope you are able to get back at some point"
[3:13 AM] Funny GOD: "lol flesh and bones will never reach my immaculate power of light and electrical crap"
[3:13 AM] PaKo: ((A screenshot of the video "library.mp4" is sent))
[3:13 AM] Funny GOD: "in the words of catholic people "my immaculate fart will triumph" -virgin marry at some point somewhere"
[3:14 AM] PaKo: "you mean this library?"
[3:14 AM] Fascio: "Let the poor dude sleep"
[3:14 AM] Fascio: "Even though he DOESNT NEED IT LIKE THE REST OF US"
[3:14 AM] Funny GOD: "that room does not look familiar at all"
[3:14 AM] PaKo: "ok"
[3:15 AM] Funny GOD: "what is this ritual chamber"
[3:15 AM] Funny GOD: "is it hidden in there?"

[3:16 AM] PaKo: "ok gonna sleep please don't leave that computer"
[3:16 AM] Fascio: "Just stay in it"
[3:16 AM] Funny GOD: "kk same guy, Ill even put off the experiment till later"
[3:16 AM] PaKo: ":Heartsgreen:"
[3:16 AM] Funny GOD: "im sure bro is ok in his tent"
[3:16 AM] Fascio: "Nice"
[3:16 AM] Funny GOD: "he has a ton of machines and crap to protect him in there"
[3:16 AM] PaKo: "yell TYLER GAAAY"
[3:17 AM] Funny GOD: "he stays out of trouble"
[3:17 AM] PaKo: "and then sleep"
[3:17 AM] Funny GOD: "mostly"
[3:17 AM] Fascio: "nooo he’s so all mighty, he doesn’t need it like us weak mortals"
[3:17 AM] Funny GOD: "ill yell tyler gay but i dont have speaker access so long haired goof ass wont hear"
[3:17 AM] Fascio: "Constant entertainment bullshit"
[3:17 AM] PaKo: "lmao"
[3:17 AM] Funny GOD: "and i feel like id screw myself if he did lol"
[3:17 AM] Fascio: "Axe murderer"
[3:17 AM] Fascio: ".image tylor"
[3:17 AM] Funny GOD: "also thanks for getting me normal browser access tbh maybe i wont sleep"
[3:18 AM] Funny GOD: "HIS HAIR MELTED INTO HIS BEARD"

[3:18 AM] PaKo: "haha"
[3:18 AM] PaKo: "ok"
[3:18 AM] PaKo: "good night max"
[3:18 AM] Fascio: "Wow I did a submission and it actually did something good"
[3:18 AM] Funny GOD: "sleep so your brain flesh does not melt"
[3:18 AM] Fascio: "Good night Max, Good night ID"
[3:18 AM] Funny GOD: "or maybe its not flesh idk im not a doctor"
[3:18 AM] Fascio: "It did a long time ago"
[3:19 AM] Funny GOD: "just rest your physical brains and goodnight/morning/whatever in normie time"
[3:19 AM] Fascio: "Is 1:20 AM morning or night"
[3:19 AM] Funny GOD: "its witching hour in florida"
[3:19 AM] Fascio: "Whatever it is, I have to get up in 4 and a half hours"
[3:20 AM] Funny GOD: "spooky creepy pasta time im so spooked im gonna go read some, or maybe the wiki or something"
[3:20 AM] Funny GOD: "rest well"

Summary

  • Max is chatting with the players as a result of the "Sonata Bossa Nova". He claims this song urged him to contact the players, but he ignored it. This resulted in Luna herself repeatedly reminding him about it both in his dreams and in the form of sticky notes.
  • Max mentions that he enjoys hanging out in the "Library" Janus room, though he is currently keeping his distance from it since that is where the reminder note from Luna manifested.
  • Max notes that the "Library" Janus room is simply a "projection" created by the Lunar Children. This seems to imply that Janus rooms are digital approximations of real locations. Max claims that he can visit the "real" Library, though this will usually give him a headache.
  • Max describes his surroundings in more detail:
  • Max currently resides within a computer in the Parallelos. This computer is housed within the same building that SKM was stealing internet from - the one he claimed to occasionally hear chanting coming from.
  • Max can view his surroundings using the computer's camera, though all he can see is a dark room with a curtain. Behind this curtain is a long-haired man who speaks Latin into a machine. This machine is seemingly plugged into the computer Max is in.
  • This dark room also contains a bed with someone sleeping on it, which Max was only able to see when the computer's camera mysetriously moved one day.
  • Max implies that it was because he is within this computer that he was able to gain access to the "Quiet Family" YouTube channel. He is also able to access various files such as the ones he gave to Erika for the creation of her music videos. He is seemingly unable to use web browsers, however.
  • Max reiterates that Erika is fond of Luna, though she is not really associated with the Moon Children or Lunar Children.
  • The players submit the "Lens of Truth" on the Within Hubris Forums. This resulted in Max being forced to reveal that he "really liked Erika", though his message was quickly deleted. Following this, Max was given the ability to use web browsers.
  • Max wishes to check up on his brother SKM. He notes that SKM had been acting weird lately - likely due to the environment of the Parallelos. Max claims that he was once able to briefly visit SKM back when SKM connected the wire from his tent to the building. However, SKM did not recognize Max and this only led to him becoming more confused.
  • Max explains how he was kidnapped by the Lunar Children in more detail:
  • Max self-described himself as an "edgelord", having wanted to meet a "real life creepy pasta character". He explains that he wanted to witness something "really crazy".
  • At some point, Max joined Within Hubris and began searching for BEN. Instead, he was contacted by Patrem who lured him to a nearby park with the promise of teaching him more about BEN.
  • When Max arrived at the park, he was kidnapped by a group of four or five cultist wearing plain white masks. Max was pulled into a light blue van and taken to the fishery.
  • At the fishery, Max was taken to the wooden chapel as seen in the "Compound" Janus room. Here, he witnessed Patrem arguing with various Lunar Children. Strangely, Max explains that Patrem seemingly had no intention for him to be at the fishery and was confused to find him there.
  • Patrem asked the Lunar Children he was arguing with who Max was and why he was at the fishery. They lied and said that Max was the son of someone who Max thinks they knew. Max says that cultists referred to said person by some sort of "cult code name".
  • Max claims that Patrem and Mat were arguing, hearing the words "ceremony process" and "it is three and not one more".
  • Max explains that after Patrem and Mat finished their argument, Mat walked over to someone and said "just do it anyways its all gonna be fucked".
  • Patrem approached Max and apologized to him, claiming that this wasn't what he asked for and that he was only looking for his son. Patrem explained that Max's presence at the fishery was not planned by him and that it was instead organized by someone masquerading as himself who wished to undermine his rule.
  • Patrem seemingly expressed concern for Max's safety, claiming "I will willingly sacrifice myself should you come anywhere near harms way, I will not hold the blood of another child on my hands in vein and certainly not one whom is not my own.".
  • Max was taken to the large room in the fishery with the stained glass ceiling. This room was full of cultists silently watching Max as well as a metallic box with lights that was plugged into the wall. Max was instructed to enter the box. As he did so, he passed by four cultists in black hoods who were seemingly glowing from under their robes. He also describes one of these cultists as smelling like putrid meat and having cold skin. These four were standing around a burning metal bin with symbols drawn on it.
  • Before Max was shut into the box, he recalled hearing Patrem say, "thats one too many, I told you-" while pointing at the largest of the four robed figures. He was unable to hear the rest, as he could not hear anything from outside once the box was closed.
  • Max remembers being in a strange "liquidy" room with Ben. This room contained many images and colors swirling around. This is likely how he experienced being fused with Ben when he was known as "Drowned".
  • Max confirms that his birthday is on April 23rd.
  • Max describes a dream he once had that involved him exploring the park in which he was kidnapped. Here he claims he met Jacob and asked him where "The Purple Man" was.
  • Max informs the players that the "Library" Janus room has updated. He theorizes that it is attempting to "catch up" with the real Library and become more accurate, but that the real Library is far too complicated.
  • Max explains that he wishes to briefly leave the computer so he can check on SKM, but first he is going to sleep.

Updates

  • Files:
  • snap.png - A green, distorted image of the long-haired individual who speaks into the machine. target=_blank
  • therealoathtoorder.png - A drawing by Max depicting himself shooting Luna with a gun. target=_blank
  • howtokillalessergod.png - A drawing by Max depicting himself farting in the player Pako's face. target=_blank
  • bullshitbox.png - A drawing of Max depicting the strange box he was placed in at the fishery. target=_blank
  • At 8:30 AM, the player Laches discovered that the "Library" Janus rooms had updated. A short description of updates are as follows:

2/22/22 - "Library" Janus Rooms - Withinhubris.com

Library Janus Room
https://withinhubris.com/library/


This room now contained three new islands:

Theet Castle
The LSC House
Vicgang Tent


Each of these islands represented groups from the Within Hubris community and featured memes associated with them. This map also contained new collectibles as well - two new Golden Jadcoins, which continue to increase player speed, three Red Jadcoins, which increase player jump height, and seven generators which could be turned off. The starting island and Within Hubris Castle island were also updated, now featuring more memes.

Internet Detectives Library - Lobby
https://withinhubris.com/library/id_lobby


This room now featured past snapshots of the Drawing Board archived on the wall. The small office area also updated, now containing a computer with "https://withinhubris.com/library/" opened on it, an updated Changelog, and a screen that displayed various JanusVR Tips. Players also discovered a note on the computer desk that read as follows:

did you forget about that song dream? https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/withinhubris/viewtopic.php?p=31570#p31570

This was presumably the same note that Max saw that spurred him to contact the players in the Internet Detectives Discord server.

Internet Detectives Library - West Wing
https://withinhubris.com/library/id_west


This room now featured a lower section that could be accessed by a staircase, though this only led to an empty doorway. This room also now featured a balcony that was surrounded by red laser beams which would teleport the player back to spawn upon contact. Players discovered that turning off all seven generators in the Library hub world would deactivate these lasers, however, allowing players to access a switch.

Internet Detectives Library - East Wing
https://withinhubris.com/library/id_east


This room was vastly expanded, now featuring a large basement area. The wall of videos was also removed, replaced with a blank slate and an empty doorway. The new basement area featured more memes and a metallic, empty doorway. If players successfully turned off all seven generators and activated the switch in the West Wing, however, a portal would appear in this doorway that led to a new room in the library - "https://withinhubris.com/library/id_wl".

A small hallway in the East Wing's new basement featured a window that contained various dancing emotes from the Internet Detectives Discord server. On the opposite wall was a doorway surrounded by several fake movie posters that led to a new room in the Library - "https://withinhubris.com/library/id_theater". Another empty doorway could be found in the basement as well.

Internet Detectives Library - Back
https://withinhubris.com/library/id_back


This room now featured more furniture, a "Meat" soda machine, and a vending machine full of snacks suggested by the players. The walls were now adorned with aesthetic-looking memes. Two televisions had been added as well which showcase short loops of beaches.

Internet Detectives Library - ???
https://withinhubris.com/library/id_wl


This room only became accessible to players after switching off all seven generators in the Library hub world and pressing the switch found in the West Wing. This room was a recreation of Paul Rudd's room from "Weenie-Licked" - a Within Hubris-centric webcomic created by Wolfcat several years prior. This room contained only a large spinning key which could be collected if clicked.

Internet Detectives Library - Theater
https://withinhubris.com/library/id_theater


This room was a replacement for the video wall previously found in the East Wing. This room appeared to be a small theater of sorts containing a webpage of a "Watch2Gether" room. This Watch2Gether page featured a playlist of various Johnisdead and Internet Detectives meme videos that played on loop - "https://w2g.tv/rupc484ok3rruq8dvc". This room also featured yet another empty doorway.

Summary

  • The Library hub world had been expanded and now featured islands representative of the Theet, VicGang, and LSC communities. It also now contained more Jadcoins, special Red Jadcoins that increase jump height, and seven generators that could be found and switched off.
  • The Internet Detectives Library contained expanded East and West Wings. The Back room was also revamped, now featuring more details. Two new rooms were also added: a theater where players could watch videos together, and a special room inspired by Wolfcat's webcomic "Weenie-Licked" that could only be accessed by switching off all seven generators. This room contained a large spinning key that could be collected when clicked.

February 24th, 2022

  • At 12:38 AM, Max became active in the Internet Detectives Discord server and began chatting with the players.

2/24/22 - Chat with Max - Discord (Internet Detectives)

[12:38 AM] Funny GOD: "oops i forgot i was supposed to come back"
[12:38 AM] Funny GOD: "i got distracted"
[12:38 AM] Funny GOD: "i was watching youtube poops lol"
[12:40 AM] Funny GOD: "i also now remember i was supposed to go check on my bro, and idk if anyones here right now but im probably gonna do that in a minute"

[12:40 AM] Denise mogu mogu: "Max do you watch vinesauce"
[12:40 AM] Funny GOD: "whats that?"
[12:41 AM] PaKo: "how are you supposed to check on your bro?"
[12:43 AM] Funny GOD: "well there is a line in from this device to my brothers devices back where he is at a little ways away, before when he got me out i couldnt just come back, it was like blocked off. But after the song thing i could come in, but i wasn't sure if leaving would do something bad before i came in here, now im just not sure if leaving will block me off again so i was kind of waiting because this pc has actual internet for one thing lol"
[12:44 AM] PaKo: "well why test it? just to know how your bro is?"
[12:45 AM] Fascio: "Oh shit hey max"
[12:46 AM] Funny GOD: "im worried about him yeah, i just want to make sure he hasnt gotten any worse than he was before and that he is still in one piece, this place is scary and weird when you are able to be in the line of fire"
[12:46 AM] Funny GOD: "hey hey!"
[12:46 AM] Funny GOD: "i just stuck around because you guys asked me to"
[12:47 AM] Funny GOD: "...and also cause there is full internet lol"
[12:47 AM] Funny GOD: "or i would have already went to check and then see if i can come back after"

[12:47 AM] PaKo: "SKM is a very smart person i don't think he is in trouble but even tho i'm not really sure"
[12:47 AM] PaKo: "everything is really confusing"
[12:49 AM] Funny GOD: "ok look, hes my bro and i want to at least see him through some kind of camera to make sure he is alright, he doesnt have any webcams like this pc but there are a few filming devices i can patch into so i can at least listen and sort of look around to see if he is in the tent or carrying his stuff somewhere"
[12:49 AM] PaKo: "Lunarchildren is angry with him about a thing that happened a while ago and they now call him as a traitor"
[12:50 AM] Fascio: "God damn moon cult bastards"
[12:50 AM] PaKo: "so how you used to contact with your brother?"
[12:51 AM] PaKo: "or you just can't since a lot of time"
[12:52 AM] Chalcol: :broe:"
[12:53 AM] Fascio: "Hey Chalcol"
[12:53 AM] Funny GOD: "ive tried talking through things with speakers on them but that confuses him i think and i dont really sound anything like he remembers either so that might partially be why. i have left text on things but i think that also just freaks him out and he thinks its the weirdo world messing with his head. a lot of the time i dont really try to talk directly with him because it gets kind of painful when he starts acting weird in response"
[12:54 AM] PaKo: "I have an idea"
[12:54 AM] PaKo: "So you're on this kinda new weird pc right?"
[12:55 AM] Funny GOD: "well its not that new to me i spent a long time on it before the song brought me back before"
[12:56 AM] PaKo: "well have you check it on some browser if its some youtube channel logged in or not?"
[12:56 AM] PaKo: "so we can contact with your brother from there"
[12:59 AM] Funny GOD: "he doesn't have internet in the same way, i think i remember when he initially patched in before that was his attempt at gaining some kind of access to something... maybe, really im not sure what he was trying to do there to be honest because when he did that not long after i found my way out and to his devices. i thought he did that specifically for me until i realized he didn't really know who or what i was... again..."
[12:59 AM] Funny GOD: "but his only access to anything is using his connection to this pc, when he chooses to, and i dont think he is, really i cant tell what he is doing which is why i want to go back and look manually"

[1:00 AM] Funny GOD: "also youtube is logged into nothing right now, sucks cause before i had access to that other account but whatever i can still watch youtube poop"
[1:01 AM] PaKo: "well i guess your channel was on the other pc"
[1:01 AM] PaKo: "your real one"
[1:01 AM] PaKo: "we need somebody to help you really"
[1:01 AM] Funny GOD: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skQef3g_aA8"
[1:01 AM] Funny GOD: "help me get a ps4 tbdesu"

[1:01 AM] PaKo: ":Linkisasleep:"
[1:02 AM] PaKo: "pcgaming>ps4"
[1:02 AM] Funny GOD: "yeah u r right lol"
[1:02 AM] PaKo: "pls go to steam and install fuckin it"
[1:02 AM] PaKo: "lmao"
[1:02 AM] PaKo: "or remember.exe"
[1:02 AM] Funny GOD: "nooooooooo"
[1:03 AM] Funny GOD: "i never wanna be stuck in that thing again lol"
[1:03 AM] Funny GOD: "but for real"

[1:03 AM] PaKo: "shitt"
[1:03 AM] PaKo: "okok"
[1:04 AM] Funny GOD: "ok if you have any other questions just ask them now, im not trying to be a little asshole but i really honestly just want to go check on him the best way i know to"
[1:04 AM] Funny GOD: "before i get distracted by stupid crap"
[1:04 AM] Funny GOD: "which is easy as heck for me"

[1:04 AM] PaKo: "well thinking know Tyler maybe can help you to contact with your brother maybe"
[1:04 AM] Fascio: "Ok one question any idea if you could get fucked up by trying to get to your brother?"
[1:05 AM] PaKo: "yes tyler the guy who we were memeing"
[1:05 AM] Funny GOD: "the worst thing i think would happen is im unable to come back for some reason, dont know why it would happen but im just thinking it could because it was like that before"
[1:05 AM] Fascio: "Ah"
[1:05 AM] Funny GOD: "i guess if that happens then in a day or two do some luna crap"
[1:06 AM] Fascio: "The Luna crap could horribly backfire on us though"
[1:06 AM] Funny GOD: "well yeah i guess, it was a tottal rng that it made me able to come back in the first place"
[1:07 AM] Funny GOD: "maybe just re submit the exact same media piece"
[1:07 AM] Funny GOD: "get the exact same guy to say the exact same thing"
[1:07 AM] Funny GOD: "but thats just me assuming that there is no other variables or whatever"

[1:08 AM] Fascio: "What even was it that caused you to be able to be here?"
[1:08 AM] PaKo: "ok so if you try to do that experiment that you said yesterday?"
[1:08 AM] PaKo: "and if it goes wrong we do the luna crap"
[1:08 AM] Funny GOD: "the bloke named laches and his thing he put in to that thread"
[1:08 AM] Fascio: "Oh that"
[1:09 AM] PaKo: "but isn't the same scenario"
[1:09 AM] PaKo: "so im not really sure if it would work again"
[1:09 AM] Fascio: "He leaves, we wait a day or two and if he vanishes or some shit we try to figure out some Luna crap to do "
[1:10 AM] PaKo: "so the experiment was going from that computer you are now to the other which is your real one"
[1:10 AM] PaKo: "right?"
[1:11 AM] Funny GOD: "yeah, ill look around for a minute and then see if i can come back"
[1:11 AM] PaKo: "but hey"
[1:11 AM] PaKo: "we should know if that remember.exe thing is still in there"
[1:11 AM] PaKo: "and thats what makes you stuck "
[1:13 AM] Fascio: "Good luck"
[1:13 AM] Funny GOD: "i dont think remember.exe is on this pc, but i have not gone out of my way to look for it. i know my bro had a copy of it he kept to himself but i think he deleted it after he was done with that whole thing. i dont know the complete ins and outs of what he was doing even though i was a big part of the job, but thats cause that was weirdo brain times for me. and its a whole nother story lol"
[1:13 AM] Funny GOD: "ok im gonna do the big jump"
[1:14 AM] Funny GOD: "ill brb or maybe not"

[1:14 AM] PaKo: "damn"
[1:14 AM] Laches: "He'll come back with cigarettes soon. I just know it."
[1:15 AM] Fascio: "He’ll come back with the milk soon enough…"

((...))

[1:31 AM] Fascio: "Hey there funny god"
[1:32 AM] Funny GOD: "the quiet family youtube account wasn't on my bros pc it was this one, aka the one im back at right now"
[1:32 AM] Funny GOD: "hello"
[1:32 AM] Funny GOD: "lol"

[1:32 AM] Fascio: "Hey max"
[1:32 AM] Funny GOD: "but also not lol"
[1:32 AM] Laches: "whalecum back"
[1:32 AM] Funny GOD: "uh something might be wrong"
[1:32 AM] PaKo: "wtttf"
[1:32 AM] Fascio: "Max.exe Started"
[1:32 AM] Fascio: "What wrong"
[1:33 AM] PaKo: "are you saying Quiet Family is on the pc u are on now?"
[1:33 AM] Funny GOD: "i connected to one of my bros devices, the head camera or whatever its called, there is a technical name for it but i forget what it said when i was in, he left it plugged in so it was fast and easy but unless he is laying there silently i didnt see anything on the camera"
[1:34 AM] Funny GOD: "just the roof of the tent, light off"

[1:34 AM] PaKo: "huh"
[1:34 AM] Funny GOD: "i cant connect to his phone so its either dead or he is really really REALLY far away with it"
[1:35 AM] Funny GOD: "but he has been pretty far out in the woods before and it never seems to be too far for the actually amazing wireless set up he has between it and his home base"
[1:35 AM] Funny GOD: "but i cant get to it"

[1:35 AM] PaKo: "bro you don't even know your brother yet"
[1:35 AM] Funny GOD: "also yeah quite fam is on this pc"
[1:35 AM] PaKo: "SKM is a l33t h4ck0r"
[1:35 AM] Funny GOD: "uh yeah the heck he is"
[1:36 AM] Funny GOD: "the best one in the world"

[1:36 AM] PaKo: "so knowing that"
[1:36 AM] Funny GOD: "and i wont take any debates on it lol"
[1:36 AM] PaKo: "knowing that he can actually break communications with almost anything"
[1:36 AM] Funny GOD: "lulzsec?"
[1:36 AM] PaKo: "why he would do it?"
[1:36 AM] Fascio: "What’s that"
[1:36 AM] PaKo: "maybe to make you safe"
[1:36 AM] PaKo: "from other people"
[1:37 AM] Funny GOD: "i did go through his pc real quick to look for videos but its more sloppy and disorganized than ever"
[1:37 AM] PaKo: "at least you got something from that pc?"
[1:37 AM] Funny GOD: "i wanted to bring one back just to show off so i picked a small one because im not the freakin hulk and have a hard time manually carrying big stuff"
[1:38 AM] PaKo: "buy memory..."
[1:38 AM] PaKo: "😢"
[1:38 AM] Funny GOD: "im looking at it right now and its all messed up and has a lot of quality loss, idk if thats cause i dropped parts along the way or what"
[1:38 AM] PaKo: "oh"
[1:38 AM] PaKo: "💡"
[1:38 AM] Funny GOD: "seems like different video parts combined into one actually"
[1:38 AM] PaKo: "is tyler's credit card in there"
[1:38 AM] PaKo: "just enter on amazon and buy"
[1:39 AM] Funny GOD: "LOL im not gonna steal peoples money even if thats an option"
[1:39 AM] PaKo: "yeah i mean"
[1:39 AM] Funny GOD: "also hold on let me upload this video for you guys"
[1:39 AM] PaKo: "i was joking a bit"
[1:39 AM] PaKo: "ok"
[1:39 AM] Fascio: "We could try using the lens on it if it’s real shitty quality"
[1:39 AM] Laches: "hell yeah, thanks for carrying"
[1:43 AM] PaKo: "ok parallelos internet suck"
[1:43 AM] Funny GOD: "sorry i know its taking forever lol"
[1:43 AM] Funny GOD: "its nearly done"
[1:43 AM] Funny GOD: ((The video "tent.mp4" is sent))
target=_blank
[1:43 AM] Funny GOD: "ok"
[1:44 AM] Funny GOD: "not sure when he recorded any of this"
[1:44 AM] Funny GOD: "or really why either"

[1:45 AM] PaKo: "title: tent"
[1:45 AM] PaKo: "wait a moment max"
[1:45 AM] PaKo: "is your brother left handed?"
[1:46 AM] Laches: "wait a fuck"
[1:46 AM] Laches: "is that treeline"
[1:46 AM] Funny GOD: "treeline? also no he is right handed why?"
[1:47 AM] PaKo: "oh no"
[1:47 AM] PaKo: "theres radioactivity on paralellos thats why he had headaches"
[1:48 AM] Funny GOD: "is that what it is? how can you be sure?"
[1:48 AM] Funny GOD: "also i noticed those symbols you showed me before are on those papers he picked up near the end"
[1:49 AM] Funny GOD: "that rolled up bit of wire is part of what he ran out to this pc im more than certain"

[1:49 AM] Fascio: "Well now that you said that someone has to check treeline, anyone wanna do it or do I have to?"
[1:49 AM] PaKo: "ok thank you a lot for this file"
[1:50 AM] Fascio: "Yes thank you max"
[1:50 AM] PaKo: "this is really important to know how your brother is"
[1:50 AM] Funny GOD: "its no problem but i feel like this could have been recorded forever ago"
[1:50 AM] PaKo: "yeah"
[1:51 AM] Funny GOD: "something ive worked out is when you are like my bro and seem to still have a normal body, i dont think normal people eyes can see correctly in this place, so i know he always carries a phone with him in front of his face because its kind of like a window into actually seeing things"
[1:51 AM] Funny GOD: "idk why its like that"
[1:52 AM] Funny GOD: "ive just worked it out between him talking to himself and noting that he always hold the phone in any direction he is trying to look"

[1:52 AM] PaKo: "weird parallelos stuff"
[1:56 AM] PaKo: ((A photo of the book "The Metamorphosis of Prime Intellect" is sent))
[1:56 AM] PaKo: "cool"
[1:56 AM] Funny GOD: "idk about you guys but i cant read any of the text on the notes he has"
[1:56 AM] Funny GOD: "at least in this videos as it is"

[1:57 AM] PaKo: "i think that is for electronic stuff"
[1:57 AM] PaKo: "we are gonna try the notes"
[1:57 AM] PaKo: "there are a bunch of it"
[1:57 AM] Fascio: "we could try to use the lens to make it clearer"
[1:58 AM] PaKo: "another book"
[1:58 AM] PaKo: ((A phot of the book "Max Headroom's Guide to Life" is sent))
[1:58 AM] Funny GOD: "what the hell is that guy honestly"
[1:58 AM] Funny GOD: "i feel like i know him"

[1:58 AM] PaKo: "you knew him i think"
[1:59 AM] PaKo: "i mean has your name like wtf"
[1:59 AM] Fascio: "https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Metamorphosis_of_Prime_Intellect"
[1:59 AM] PaKo: "yup"
[2:00 AM] Fascio: "Pako should we try lens to make video or at least parts of video clearer"
[2:00 AM] PaKo: "we should first exam this deeper"
[2:00 AM] PaKo: "and then cry"
[2:00 AM] Funny GOD: "ill be truthful, the last time you guys used the lens of truth it sucked ass"
[2:00 AM] PaKo: "true"
[2:00 AM] Fascio: "Didn’t you get full internet access?"
[2:01 AM] Funny GOD: "in my modest opinion for personal reasons"
[2:01 AM] Funny GOD: "well yeah"

[2:01 AM] PaKo: "max, is acceptable"
[2:01 AM] Funny GOD: "yeah im probably like a c average"
[2:01 AM] Fascio: "Wha"
[2:02 AM] Funny GOD: "idk he called me acceptable"
[2:02 AM] Laches: ((A screenshot from the video "tent.mp4" is sent))
[2:02 AM] Laches: ".ocr"
[2:02 AM] NotSoBot: "S S"
[2:02 AM] Laches: "right"
[2:02 AM] Fascio: "What did you expect"
[2:02 AM] PaKo: "lmao"
[2:02 AM] Funny GOD: ">SS"
[2:02 AM] Funny GOD: "my bro joining hitlers ranks???"

[2:02 AM] PaKo: "try to get a better catch"
[2:02 AM] Fascio: "goddamnit I was about to make that joke"
[2:03 AM] Funny GOD: "lol"
[2:03 AM] Laches: ((Another screenshot from the video "tent.mp4" is sent))
[2:03 AM] Laches: ".ocr"
[2:03 AM] NotSoBot: "w. Phir N My Kar Uas TSI 1tar like bivy mm Sameiag"
[2:03 AM] Laches: ">sameiag"
[2:03 AM] Funny GOD: "LOL"
[2:03 AM] Funny GOD: "ok that actually made me laugh really hard idk hwy"

[2:04 AM] Laches: "anyway, that's how you can do it bros"
[2:04 AM] Laches: "good luck I gotta sleep"
[2:04 AM] Fascio: "Night laches "
[2:04 AM] Laches: "yo max. When was the last time you saw your brother?"
[2:05 AM] Funny GOD: "i dont really know the math of how time translates back and forth between where you are and here"
[2:05 AM] Funny GOD: "but it was before you did the song thing"

[2:05 AM] PaKo: "lmao"
[2:05 AM] Funny GOD: "and i have not seen him since"
[2:05 AM] PaKo: "max i apologize"
[2:05 AM] PaKo: "it was a mistake"
[2:05 AM] Funny GOD: "wait what was a mistake?"
[2:05 AM] PaKo: "the song"
[2:06 AM] Funny GOD: "wait you mean it did something to my brother?"
[2:06 AM] Funny GOD: "what the fuck"

[2:06 AM] PaKo: "we are not really sure"
[2:06 AM] PaKo: "very probably i mean"
[2:06 AM] Funny GOD: "i know i was watching him read a book maybe what felt like an hour or two before i left"
[2:07 AM] PaKo: "he lost the conversation with us when the song was posted"
[2:07 AM] Funny GOD: "it was a book titled "the red book""
[2:07 AM] PaKo: "well the sky turned red"
[2:07 AM] Funny GOD: "he finds them now and then laying around the woods with other random crap"
[2:07 AM] Laches: "well the most recent song seems to have allowed you to speak to us."
[2:07 AM] Laches: "I think pako's referring to another song that was played that made skoom poof for a bit."
[2:07 AM] Fascio: "https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Red_Book_(Jung)"
[2:07 AM] Laches: "We're working on weird timelines, my guy."
[2:07 AM] Laches: "Also, nice."
[2:08 AM] Funny GOD: "YEAH it looked just like that"
[2:08 AM] PaKo: "yee"
[2:09 AM] PaKo: "im trying to grab this"
[2:09 AM] PaKo: ((A screenshot of the video "tent.mp4" is sent))
[2:10 AM] PaKo: "like in google docs"
[2:10 AM] Fascio: "why don’t we just try the lens"
[2:10 AM] PaKo: "bro"
[2:10 AM] Fascio: "What"
[2:10 AM] PaKo: "it won't magically that pic turn into 4k HDR"
[2:10 AM] PaKo: "what are you thinking"
[2:11 AM] Fascio: "It’s made videos clearer before though"
[2:12 AM] Fascio: "I’m not saying 4K, just easier to see"
[2:13 AM] Fascio: "Alright so that red book thing is pretty much complete madness"
[2:14 AM] PaKo: "Im figuring out to grab much of it"
[2:14 AM] PaKo: "so is not the best but is good"
[2:35 AM] PaKo: "bro"
[2:35 AM] PaKo: "fucking hell with the books"
[2:35 AM] PaKo: "theres no such time in the life to read that much"
[2:41 AM] PaKo: "nice"
[2:41 AM] Fascio: "?"
[2:42 AM] Fascio: "Anyone know how to stop a nosebleed"
[2:43 AM] PaKo: ((A photo of the book "Alchemical Symbols Fourth Edition" is sent))
[2:43 AM] PaKo: "be patient and use cotton to put on your nosebleed spot"
[2:44 AM] PaKo: "at least that worked for me always"
[2:44 AM] Fascio: "been standing over my sink for like 15 minutes with blood dripping down my face"
[2:44 AM] PaKo: "i always had nosebleed a lot of time"
[2:44 AM] PaKo: "bro use paper or cotton instead"
[2:47 AM] Fascio: "Oh and ww3 is about to start lol"
[2:47 AM] Fascio: "Nice"
[2:48 AM] PaKo: "smells great"
[2:49 AM] Fascio: "Russia attacked Ukraine "
[2:50 AM] Funny GOD: "wow that sucks, guess i should be thankful im not where you guys are then, ill just be watching youtube poops and newgrounds while that happens"
[2:51 AM] PaKo: "oh wow"
[2:51 AM] Fascio: "Man is just sitting back chilling in parallelos while I’m being drafted into ww3"
[2:51 AM] PaKo: "twitter is really blowing up"
[2:51 AM] Fascio: "Everything is blowing up"
[2:51 AM] PaKo: "shit is going on crazy"
[2:51 AM] Fascio: "Fuck Putin"
[2:52 AM] PaKo: "ok time to spam wide putin lmao"
[2:52 AM] PaKo: "On his way to Ukraine"
[2:53 AM] Fascio: "Alright US military, time to deploy HIM"
[2:54 AM] Funny GOD: "im just tryin to cool off and listen to some music while i"
[2:54 AM] Fascio: "While he"
[2:54 AM] Funny GOD: "yeah i had to laugh really hard lol"
[2:54 AM] Funny GOD: "i was gonna say while i browse newgrounds"

[2:55 AM] Fascio: "The goddamn us military"
[2:55 AM] PaKo: "yo max what games do you play in tha shit"
[2:55 AM] Funny GOD: "i just dont get this vaporwave crap or why erika likes it so much, yeah she showed me a couple things that sounded cool but most of this stuff just feels like garbage"
[2:56 AM] Funny GOD: "https://fotoshoppe.bandcamp.com/album/florida-64"
[2:56 AM] Funny GOD: "wth is this its litterally just the sound of some news thing"

[2:56 AM] PaKo: "Tyler loves vaporwave"
[2:57 AM] Funny GOD: "yeah well he is probably retarded or something also"
[2:57 AM] Funny GOD: "im jk i dont even know the guy"

[2:57 AM] PaKo: "loool"
[2:58 AM] PaKo: "It would be funny if he wakes up"
[2:58 AM] PaKo: "and see you on his pc"
[2:58 AM] PaKo: "like wtf are u doing here m8"
[2:58 AM] PaKo: "lol"
[3:02 AM] Funny GOD: "also weirdly enough i was playing this and stopped right before you guys mentioned war was coming https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/408209"
[3:03 AM] PaKo: "lmao"
[3:03 AM] Funny GOD: "its one of my favorite games"
[3:03 AM] PaKo: "keep going"
[3:11 AM] Funny GOD: "lol this game made me laugh a long time ago when i stumbled on it"
[3:11 AM] Funny GOD: "https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/829947"

[3:11 AM] PaKo: "LMAO"
[3:11 AM] Funny GOD: "its actually really hard"
[3:11 AM] PaKo: "hahaa"
[3:12 AM] PaKo: ":amongusred:"
[3:13 AM] PaKo: "gonna sleep now max"
[3:13 AM] Fascio: "Me trying not to say the n word"
[3:13 AM] PaKo: "see you next day"
[3:13 AM] Fascio: "Night pako"
[3:13 AM] Funny GOD: "good night dude"
[3:13 AM] PaKo: "we will get in to your skm video more deeper"
[3:13 AM] PaKo: "don't worry"
[3:13 AM] PaKo: "gn"
[3:14 AM] Funny GOD: "https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/668690"
[3:14 AM] Funny GOD: "i love basically everything this guy makes lol"
[3:15 AM] Funny GOD: "oh hey, this video in the recommended reminds me of my bro https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/689210"
[3:16 AM] Funny GOD: "i think im gonna jump back into his pc for now and wait around to see if he comes back or if he was there and i just didn't notice or something"
[3:16 AM] Funny GOD: "ill come back in a while and try to keep an eye on normie time so it isn't like a week later for you guys or something"
[3:17 AM] Funny GOD: "good night everyone, thanks for having me"

Summary

  • Max informs the players that he is about to go check on SKM in his tent by travelling through some wires.
  • Max successfully travels to SKM's tent and returns to the players. He claims that he was able to patch into SKM's "head camera", but he had either left it plugged in sitting in the tent or is lying motionless on the floor since all Max was able to see was the tent's ceiling.
  • Max specifies that the "Quiet Family" YouTube channel belongs to the computer he is currently housed within.
  • Max shares a video that he was able to steal from SKM's computer - "tent.mp4". This video shows the inside of SKM's tent before SKM leaves and explores the woods a bit. Max is unsure when this video was recorded and theorizes that it could have been quite some time ago.
  • Max notes that when he was able to see through SKM's camera in the past he witnessed him reading a book called "The Red Book".
  • Max departs back of SKM's computer to try and wait for SKM to return.

Updates

  • Files:
  • tent.mp4 - A video presumably shot from SKM's point of view showcasing his tent and surroundings. This video will be covered more in-depth down below. target=_blank
  • At 1:43 AM, Max sent the video "tent.mp4" in the Internet Detectives Discord server. target=_blank

2/24/22 - "tent.mp4" - Discord (Internet Detectives)

This video begins with a shot of the inside of SKM's tent. The footage is distorted and tinted green. SKM's computer can be seen as well as various notes, though they are difficult to read due to the video's corruption. The book "Max Headroom's Guide to Life" can be seen as well as "The Red Book" and "The Metamorphosis of Prime Intellect". As the camera pans around the tent, a briefcase can be seen as well as several notes hanging from the ceiling. The video stutters before cutting back to footage of SKM inspecting an empty backpack. The video cuts to black for some time before showing SKM readying a lantern. He then activates a strange device. He watches the device for a while before a light on it next to the word "SAFE" lights up. He then unzips the tent and steps outside, which causes the video to corrupt further. Some wires can be seen on the ground outside the tent - presumably the same ones that Max travelled through that connect back to the strange house. SKM walks for a bit before coming across some papers with runes written on them. SKM walks a bit further into the woods as the video ends.

Summary

  • This video showcases the interior of SKM's tent, though it is very distorted. SKM can be seen leaving the tent and coming across some papers with runes drawn on them as he walks into the woods.

Updates

  • YouTube Details:
  • Description: N/A
  • Tags: N/A

February 27th, 2022

  • At 10:53 PM, the player Pako discovered that the "Jacob" video had returned to normal and was once again public.

March 24th, 2022

  • At 11:06 PM, the Internet Detectives Discord server's banner began changing:
  • 11:06 PM - The banner changed to a distorted image of a building with text that read "NOSTALGIA TRAP". target=_blank
  • 11:10 PM - The banner changed to a distorted image of a forest environment with text that read "GRAND SPHERE". target=_blank
  • 11:13 PM - The banner changed to a distorted image of a woman with text that read "MAIDEN". target=_blank
  • 11:18 PM - The banner changed to a distorted image of a figure in front of a monitor with text that read "WORK". target=_blank
  • 11:21 PM - The banner changed to a distorted image of a strange environment with text that read "STORM". target=_blank
  • At 11:23 PM, the player Pako discovered a new page on Johnisdead.com - "https://johnisdead.com/storm". This page was locked and could not be accessed.
  • At 11:42 PM, the player Pako discovered that the Internet Detectives Discord server banner changed to a distorted screenshot of the "POWERING UP" screen seen in recent videos. target=_blank
  • At 11:55 PM, the player Pako discovered that the Internet Detectives Discord server banner changed to a distorted image of a man on a "SEIKI" brand monitor. The server's name also briefly changed to "ID SE24GD01UK D30-33". target=_blank

March 25th, 2022

  • At 12:05 AM, the player Pako discovered that the Internet Detectives Discord server banner changed to an image of a cube with text that read "esca" and "nullappendages". target=_blank
  • At 12:06 AM, the players Rytikula and Fascio discovered that the username and password required to access "https://johnisdead.com/storm" - "esca" and "nullappendages". This page was titled "null" and contained the image "storm.gif" - a heavily distorted and indiscernible image. This page also contained the audios "storm.mp3". target=_blank This page also contained the following text hidden within its source code: "��s, can you he�� us? �es, you need to �et out of ��ere rig�� ���, ���re's a mass��e ����storm ���cending on your loc��ion as we sp���! �o, he's n�� picking up, I don'� ��ow ���� �� do.". target=_blank
  • At 12:18 AM, the player Fascio submitted the "New Wave Bossa Nova" in the Johnisdead Thread on Within Hubris in an attempt to contact the person found speaking on "https://johnisdead.com/storm". target=_blank
  • At 12:22 AM, the player Fascio submitted the "Song of Soaring" in the Johnisdead Thread on Within Hubris in an attempt to save whoever was being spoken about on "https://johnisdead.com/storm" from the storm. target=_blank
  • At 12:25 AM, the player Pako discovered that the page "https://johnisdead.com/storm" had updated. The text found in the page's source code now contained an extra line of text that read as follows: "Wait, I'm getting a connect�ion. Can you hear me!? Wait? Max...? No, it's ��� M��, I just ��ard som���� sa�... Hold on, there's more. Milk...? Fuck, it's j��� more P��������� bullsh�t.".
  • At 12:27 AM, the player Pako discovered that the page "https://johnisdead.com/storm" had updated. The page was now titled "soaring" and was completely black.
  • At 7:17 PM, the player Fascio submitted the "Lens of Truth" in the Johnisdead Thread on Within Hubris in an attempt to learn more about the individuals discovered through the page "https://johnisdead.com/storm".

March 27th, 2022

  • At 5:00 AM, a new video was uploaded to the Silentdork YouTube channel - "Through the lens". target=_blank

3/27/22 - Through the lens - YouTube (Silentdork)

This video begins with distorted footage of the monitor seen in previous Silentdork videos. Various video clips begin fading in and out over one another containing the following:

- The boardwalk / bridge seen in the video 5646.
- Tyler with short hair in his room wearing the "Legend of Zelda" shirt.
- Mat standing next to a pond or creek holding up a gas mask.
- The mannequin entity.
- John approaching the viewer at the boardwalk / bridge, resulting in the footage turning blue.
- A gathering of Lunar Children at the top floor of the Spire.
- Tyler hanging out in his room with John as the footage turns blue.
- Strange, distorted skull imagery.
- Tyler walking through the "Hall of Fame".
- A logo of two figures holding a sign that reads "Change starts with kids".
- More distorted logos and images overlaying Tyler's bedroom.
- A computer on a table in a 3d environment.
- A 3d scene of a bridge.
- Various floating, distorted objects.
- A large saturn-shaped object next to another large sphere-shaped object.
- A forested area with a building.
- The player Xenquililty's distorted avatar with a strange creature behind it.
- A symbol featuring an eye with letters that appear to spell out "SKM".
- More distorted footage of a forest environment.
- A rotating sigil that an object falls out of.
- An unknown man glaring at the camera.
- An unknown location with many stairs and a sewage drain.
- Tyler walking down a hallway towards a door.

After the above is shown, the video cuts to black. Shortly after this, another clip showcasing the inside of SKM's then begins playing. While this footage is much clearer compared to "tent.mp4", it is still difficult to read some of the notes written by SKM. Below is a transcript various notes written by players, though some of it may be inaccurate:

Day 7:
Dreamt someone's hand was inside my hand like a perfect mold inside and they never ?ar? to white and
[Scribbles] and my hair was darker. It felt like being shown something


Day 5:
More than certain the days And nights are not occurring in even intervals.


Day 4:


Day 8:
Dreaming strange feel my chest.
I rant find but
I still feel he some of stal hunger only. a bit of emotional fat . I’m still last at the effects of this path.
Max I just hope at my core you are safe and happy before I.


Day 11:
A shame I didn’t b enough component construct a hat device out here.
Must be worried
Get a rather
Out here
Traject
Perhaps
Materials heat


I'll
These it you can't hear me m8. The names sam chummer. Whats yours?
GEORGE
Could you stole another man and some time?
YES


Type: Normal (Human)
Subject: Myself
Traversal: Normal
- Travel hindered by darkness, mask required for sight
- Vulnerable to non-Euclidean structure of this realm.
Behavior:
- Right pissed from lack of proper food

Type: Abnormal
Subject: George
Traversal: Advanced
- Light seems to be a non-issue for him.
- Can freely travel the paths, though supposedly the road’s strange warping-properties complicate things even for him.
- Phantasmal properties? To some extent, at least claims to have the ability to travel via wires? Unsure.
Behavior:
- A strange yet good natures
Misc:
- Claims he was once “Human”
- Has an affinity for milk

Type: Rare.
Subject: N/A.
Traversal: Superb.
- Seemingly can float wherever they damn please.
Behavior:
- Unknown. They’ve paid me no mind, and it’d probably stay that way.
Misc:
- Appear to have glowing eyes.
- Their presence is often accompanied by strange voices manifesting in my mind. Or perhaps I'm simply going mad.
- Feminine figures only. (They fade into fractals and vanish (something))
Not
It’s
……?


One of these notes contains a diagram featuring various constructs / objects that SKM has observed along with some notes he has written about each of them:

1. ((A triangle))
My current abode is somewhere around this location. Even when my surroundings appear to change however seems to stray too far from here.
2. ((A rectangle))
The strange building that’s not too far from here. Chanting can occasionally be heard coming from within.
3. ((A sphere))
One of three massive spheres floating god knows how far away. This one appears to be shattered?
4. ((A sphere))
Another one of the large spheres. This one is not shattered in the slightest.
5. ((A sphere)
The final sphere. It appears nearly identical to the previous one.
6. ((A Saturn-like object))
A large glowing object that appears to have a ring floating around it. Despite its close proximity. I cannot feel any heat radiating from it nor see its light.
7. ((A large sphere))
A large sphere-shaped object that floats above a complex road system I hate looking at this, that
- I feel as thought it watched me at times.


Another set of notes contains some graphs created by SKM:

First week of testing. Very sporadic, Time Dilation. Major deviation took place during the middle of the week.

Second week. Quite similar to week one. Though the second half was noticeably quicker.

Third week. Alright the fuck try, . only two days, in the graph.

(graph)
- Calculations
(graph)
- Calculations
(graph)
- Calculations

square: = Normal
triangle: = ((Paralellos))?

 Conclusion:
First week of testing. Very sporadic Time
Dilation. Major deviation took place during
the middle of the week

Summary

  • This video was seemingly posted as a result of the "Lens of Truth" being submitted.
  • This video mainly featured footage of Tyler, John, the "Hall of Fame", and other cryptic shots of unknown locations and people.
  • This video ends with another shot of SKM's tent as seen in "tent.mp4". During this shot, players were able to more clearly read SKM's notes which revealed the following:
  • SKM logged the effects the Parallelos had on him. This included the feeling of being watched and experiencing strange dreams.
  • SKM was seemingly communicating with George by writing on a piece of paper.
  • SKM detailed his surroundings. There appears to be three large spheres in the Parallelos surrounding one singular sphere-shaped object. Not far from SKM is a large Saturn-shaped object.
  • SKM has witnessed two strange types of entities within the Parallelos - entities like George who can travel relatively unhindered and through "wires", and strange feminine entities with glowing eyes that travel much more freely.
  • SKM appears to be suffering from some sort of time dilation, which he attempted to track in a series of graphs.

Updates

  • At an unknown time, two entities named "Shadow" joined the players in JanusVR and wandered around the locations they were exploring. These entities were small black humanoids with glowing white eyes.

April 23rd, 2022

  • At 1:28 AM, Dawn of a New Day became active in the Internet Deteectives Discord server and posted the image "fore.png" - a distorted image of Link from "Ocarina of Time" holding a weapon. target=_blank
  • At 5:09 AM, a new video was discovered on the Silentdork YouTube channel - "Tiamat". target=_blank

4/23/22 - "Tiamat" - YouTube (Silentdork)

This video contains 3d footage of a void-like location. The camera pans across several different spheres as strange symbols fly across in the background. The camera then pans up, revealing a large, rotating symbol that is repeatedly changing shape. The camera zooms in on the symbol. The symbol then fully lights up, revealing the Metatron Cube. A golden symbol overlays the Metatron Cube as a comet begins descending from it. The comet begins passing through various spheres as the following text scrolls across the screen:

I saw the twin heads that ever battle against one another so that all their thought is a confusion.

I saw Thee in these.

I saw the darkeners of wisdom, like black apes chattering vile nonsense.

I saw the devouring mothers of Hell, that eat up their children - O ye that are without understanding.


The comet descends upon a final sphere. This sphere contains a smaller sphere within it. This smaller sphere contains a construct within it that appears to be a flat plane beneath an orb. Below the plane is an upside-down tree. Beneath this sphere is a large, serpent-like creature. There are also more symbols flashing around within the sphere. As the coment descends upon the sphere within the sphere, a hand emits from it as another symbol appears. As it makes contact with the sphere, the serpent appears to strike upwards towards it. The video fades to white, only to then reveal a close-up of the coment stuck within the sphere. The top of the comet contains black and white pillars along with what appear to be three statues of old men. These three statues are colored black, white, and a mix of black and white respectively. There also appear to be four floating cubes in front of the old men.

Summary

  • This video depicts a comet housing statues of old men descending upon and piercing through a sphere.

Updates

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  • At 5:58 AM, a new video was discovered on the Silentdork YouTube channel - "MOV01866". target=_blank

4/23/22 - MOV01866 - YouTube (Silentdork)

This video contains gameplay footage of "Super Smash Bros Melee". Two Captain Falcons can be seen fighting with the nametags "DAN" and "RAI". After a minute of fighting, the "DAN" Captain Falcon is the victor. The camera pans away from the screen to reveal one of the players - Douglas. Douglas begins speaking to the other player - an unfamiliar man. Unfortunately, the video's audio is corrupted and their words cannot be heard.

Summary

  • This video simply contains gameplay footage of "Super Smash Bros Melee". According to the description, the players are Daniel and Douglas.

Updates

  • YouTube Details:
  • Description: "Thank you Daniel. Thank you Douglas. These times will never be forgotten."
  • Tags: "Another time, Another world, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaDh-dHPW2I"
  • At 6:26 AM, the player Laches discovered that the tags of the video "MOV01866" led to another undiscovered video on Silentdork - "MOV00373". target=_blank

4/23/22 - MOV00373 - YouTube (Silentdork)

This video is a recording by Tyler at some sort of event. Tyler appears to be recording the e-celebrities "Egoraptor" and "Nostalgia Critic". They begin speaking:

Tyler: "-just film conversations, and Uncle Yo's right over there - behind you at the bar."
Unknown Man 1: "He won't come over here! You have to force him over here!""
Unknown Man 2: "I want them two to play Brawl!"
Tyler: "It needs to happen very bad."
Unknown Man 1: "Okay, it was gonna happen, except... He ran off. I want him to come! Aww... Can you convince him, please?"
Tyler: "Fine. At the bar!"

Tyler walks away from the others and heads towards a bar, where he approaches another e-celebrity - "Uncle Yo".

Tyler: "Uncle Yo - Everybody really really wants you to have a three-way brawl between Nostalgia Critic and Egoraptor."
Uncle Yo: "I'm going to respond in ((Unintelligible))"

Uncle Yo jokingly flips Tyler off.

Tyler: "Oh."
Uncle Yo: "Have the winner fight off Egoraptor. It's gonna be great."
Tyler: "Alright."
Uncle Yo: "Have fun. Have fun, Miku."
Tyler: "I'm Mikuo, everybody keeps- Whatever. You- You get a special exception. Stay awesome, man."

Tyler begins walking away.

Tyler: "Wait, what am I doing walking off and not- what am I doing walking off and not getting your autograph?"
Uncle Yo: "I have nothing shaped like a pen on me- on my person."
Tyler: "...Nothing shaped like a pen?"
Uncle Yo: "I have no pen on me."
Tyler: "Um... Do you mind if the pen is ravaged and raped and I have no idea who's touched it?"

Tyler presents Uncle Yo with a copy of the "Death Note" to sign.

Uncle Yo: "A-ha - OOOH!"
Tyler: "Yep. I'm sorry."
Uncle Yo: "I'll accept - IF..."

Uncle Yo proceeds to mark out the final "E" on the "Death Note", making it now appear to read "Death Not".

Uncle Yo: "Now it's a Death NOT!"
Tyler: ((Laughs)) "That's clever."

Uncle Yo signs his name in the "Death Not".

Uncle Yo: "Uncle Yo is doing fine - I mean Caribbean island, Cattlelac shaped like a cupcake, he's having an absolute blast on his private- Ow... OW, my heart, what the hell!? WHY DID I WAST ALL THAT TIME WRITING ALL THOSE- AUURGH"
Tyler: ((Laughs))
Uncle Yo: "Thank you, Miku. My best to the winner."
Tyler: "You too, man. Enjoy the rest of the convention."

Tyler begins walking away.

Tyler: "Oh my GOD that was awesome."

Summary

  • This video appears to be a recording from Tyler taken at some sort of convention. It features a brief interaction between him and the e-celebrity "Uncle Yo". "Egoraptor" and "Nostalgia Critic" are also present in the footage. Uncle Yo refers to Tyler as "Miku", though Tyler corrects him with "Mikuo", implying that Tyler is in cosplay.

Updates

  • YouTube Details:
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  • Tags: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YKQgrxXV7c"
  • At 6:26 AM, the player Laches discovered that the tags of the video "MOV00373" led to another undiscovered video on Silentdork - "MOV00310". target=_blank

4/23/22 - "MOV00310" - YouTube (Silentdork)

This video is a recording by someone presumably taken at the same convention as seen in the video "MOV00373". They appear to be in a sparring room where convention-goers fight with styrofoam bats. Several convention-goers are featured in this video: a long-haired blonde man in a suit, a man in orange clothing, a man in all black, and a man wearing a red jacket. The man in a red jacket seems to be the one recording.

Red Jacket Man: "The only kills you get are double-kills, aren't they? Alright, let's do this. Spin around and get all of the battles!"

The camera spins around to observe several battles taking place. The suited man and the man in orange clothing are fighting. The man in all black can be seen fighting a woman in the distance. He loses.

Red Jacket Man: "Alright... my turn."

The man wearing the red jacket hands the camera off to the suited man. The man in a red jacket and the man in all black begin fighting while the suited man records. The man in orange can be seen fighting a woman in the background as well.

Suited Man "He's fighting for his life! And now..."

The man wearing a red jacket is struck in the stomach.

Suited Man: "Cody is dead."

The man in the red jacket appears to be named "Cody". Cody and the man in all black begin fighting once more. The man in black is quickly disarmed and stabbed in the groin. The video cuts. Cody and the man in black are still fighting. In the distance, the man in orange can be seen fighting Tyler who appears to be wearing a male "Hatsune Miku" cosplay. Cody and the man in black appear to defeat eachother at the same time. The video cuts once again. The man in black appears to be cornering another man wearing a robe of sorts. Cody approaches him with his fists raised, only to get hit with the bat. The robed man flees, but is struck in the leg.

Summary

  • This video features a sparring room that was presumably recorded at the same convention as seen in the video "MOV00373". Several convention-goers fight eachother with styrofoam bats. These individuals include a man dressed in all black, a man wearing a red jacket named Cody, a man wearing orange clothing, and a man with long, blonde hair wearing a suit.
  • Tyler can occasionally be seen in the background of this video. He appears to be wearing a male "Hatsune Miku" cosplay, as referenced by Uncle Yo in the video "MOV00373".

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