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The Mugen Arc is the only arc of Johnisdead. This arc began on November 2nd, 1987, and will never end. It is highly recommended that one take caution when reading the contents of this timeline, as the events of this arc have been deemed a "<b>Cognitohazard</b>". This arc saw the intoduction of the main villain, Mugen Kagemaru, and his various cronies.
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The Mugen Arc is the first arc of Mugenisdead. This arc began on November 2nd, 1987, and will never end. It is highly recommended that one take caution when reading the contents of this timeline, as the events of this arc have been deemed a "<b>Cognitohazard</b>". This arc saw the intoduction of the main villain, Mugen Kagemaru, and his various cronies.
  
 
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<h2>May 18th, 2021</h2>
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At the turn of the 11th century, Mugen will be summoned. Oh no. Fuck. Shit. End my suffering, pain.
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At 4:00 PM, the players unlock a cum, which was the most based update ever - EXCEPT for <b>Anal August</b>, to which I responded with more enthusiam, and personally, I killed my desire to ever cum live.
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At this supermarket, I found forty drugs and orphans for sale at Steam - $5, which I think its a pretty good bargain. So. Good. :)
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5/18/21 - Chat with John, Tyler, and Regiminis - Supermarket (Supermercado)
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<span class="vip">John: "I came to."</span>
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<span class="vip2">Tyler: "WADDUP MY FELLOW GENTLEMAN ITS TIME FOR SEX AND GAMING AND MOTHERFUCKERS AND ARE YOU READY? YOU READYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? YOU YOU YOU READYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? READYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? READYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? You ready? Are you? LETS GET ROCKING, WILD COCK BOYS"</span> ((-guitar solo-))
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<span class="vip">John: "Wha- Boo."</span>
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<span class="vip3">Regiminis: "Boring."</span>
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<span class="vip2">Tyler: "I AM ROCKING A BIG BIIIG BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG PARTY, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO yeah man. ALSO, I shit."</span>
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<span class="vip">John: "...If only you knew about the feet, then I licked the scruptious. Kek lmao, feet funny haah~ Gasp, hu~"</span>
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John accompanies the players to the supermarket, though he is quickly interrupted by Tyler, who is attempting to initiate a wild party.
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John responds poorly to Tyler's party, resulting in Regiminis briefly appearing to call him boring.
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Tyler shits himself. This results in John revealing his <b>foot fetish</b>.
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<h2>May 19th, 2021</h2>
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At ...wait, what now? Oh my goddess, I forgot the update again. Fuck it, I will delete my <b>Wiki Porn Folder</b>. In any case, die... jk. ilu.
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At Dawn's yacht, we partied, had drugs, and fuck the yacht away. I regret nothing. Except, for that one thing. (Fish) Oh~ AIDS. Why do you live here? Idiot? Dot? Who? At Dawn, I will commit war crimes.
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<h2>May 20th, 2021</h2>
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At <b>#owl-girls</b>, Xen died from joy and rested peacefully. Thus, he likes men. When will we learn? Thought. Indubitably, a beautiful therapist who tried to initiate sex. One two, and three hi, said I.
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<h2>May 24th, 2021</h2>
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At dusk, we feast on yeast! Bewbs are forbidden, of dead. Led to ded. Wolfcat, sorrow saw Yuukichan's dick and got erect. Sad. Revolving and rotating, doors between of the Chalcol that determine fate.
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At McDonalds, Tyler is eating a giant <b>poisoned nuggie</b> with <i>honey</i>.
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5/24/21 - Chat with Tyler and Mugen - McDonalds
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<span class="vip">Tyler: "Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm oh no."</span>
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<span class="vip2">Mugen: FOOL JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA YOU JUST FELL FOR THE RUSE JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA."</span>
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<span class="vip">Tyler: "Good."</span> -dies-
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Tyler is poisoned by Mugen Kagemaru and dies.
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Rise And Shine, Mr. Tyler- Tyler-
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Tylor and Rodney awaken and cross the <b>Rubicon Gate</b> to Parallelos. They disappeared to the <b>Event Horizon Arc</b>. If they return, so be careful not to tread with poop. At Tyler's grave, lul.
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<h2>May 25th, 2021</h2>
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At <b>failblog.org.ogg</b>, players listened to me fart rapidly into- into the message bottle neck. Transcript: <span class="canquote">"Where's the bottle? Oh, it's here. Let's fart. Somebody listen @90." -fart-</span>
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At the dawn, car broke my spine fidget spinner tricksget.
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At ritual grounds, levitated? IIIIIII. At yard.
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At 8:09, players were playing <b>New Super Zelda Bros Start</b>, when they discovered that Tenebris was inside the PSP cartridge. AAAAAAH Calling 911 because Tenebris tried to kill me, also he so scary. Shit, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. -bleeding-
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5/25/21 - Leaked Police Call - Liveleak.com
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<span class="vip">Police: "Hello, this is scary. Police will arrive shortly. Thanks."</span>
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<span class="vip2">Player 1: "Well ok, I guess that is trying too hard, edgelord."</span>
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<span class="vip">Police: "FREEZE! SHOOT THE KID AND CARTRIDGE AND KEEP THEM QUIET."</span> -shooting-
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<span class="vip2">Player 1: "I'M RUNNING AAAAAH WHY DO YOU LIKE SHOOT?!?!?"</span>
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<span class="vip3">Player 0: "haha we die."</span>
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<span class="vip4">Tenebris: "FOOL! APRIL IS WAS NOW?"</span>
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<span class="vip5">John: "Player, I am alive. Guessing you tryna-"</span> -shot-
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<span class="vip">Police: "Welp, pack, we gottem"</span> -highfive-
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<span class="vip3">Player 0:</span> -dead-
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<span class="vip2">Player 1: "Sad and at Teutoburg. WE WUZ fortnite. Are we alive?"</span>
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No, said he.
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The players attempt to get the police involved in order to destroy Tenebris. Unfortunately, the police shoot them all, killing every player.
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John finally comes back to life, but he is immediately killed again by the police.
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<h2>May 26th, 2021</h2>
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At dawn, we cringe at Laches , that dumb bitch. ; ) Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. WE WE do. Wewedo: "<span class="canquote">Cocaine motherfuckers!</span>" - Thus, was a legged in my ass (kinda).
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<h2>May 27th, 2021</h2>
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At Spire's basement, Pako decided to kill the <b>Gateway of Poop</b>.
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At 10:31 PM, players did not realised that about Yuukichan's movement.
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5/27/21 - Chat with Yuukichan, Greth, Tyler, and Hope - Discord (Internet Detectives)
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<span class="vip">Yuukichan: "Run. Run. Run."</span>
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<span class="vip2">Greth: "I laugh at you. Ha. xd."</span>
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<span class="vip">Yuukichan: "you are ridiculous ( ͒˃̩̩⌂˂̩̩ ͒)"</span>
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<span class="vip2">Greth: "Those words affected me so badly and I qualify them as bullying."</span>
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<span class="vip3">Tyler: "Boohoo hooboo."</span>
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<span class="vip">Yuukichan: "GOD damn it, WHY are SHIT COMING ON your BOOT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"</span>
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<span class="vip3">Tyler: "III haha boohoo hooboo"</span>
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<span class="vip2">Greth: "I'm going to apologize about laughing."</span>
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<span class="vip">Yuukichan: "Accepted."</span>
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<span class="vip3">Tyler: "Boohoo hoo, hoo, boo boo. That is what I think about when I hear carrots eaten."</span> -crunch-
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<span class="vip">Yuukichan: "carrots are vegetablos."</span>
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<span class="vip3">Tyler: "AHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH yes crunchy mmm dunchy boohoo hooboo boohoo boohoo boo"</span>
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<span class="vip">Yuukichan: "lol ok- ok, it's time to eat dikc now that there is no cock left. the cock chat cock."</span>
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<span class="vip3">Tyler: "boohoo hooboo hoo boo hoo."</span>
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<span class="vip2">Greth: "mmmmmmm spicy cock mmmmmmm delicious, no? ok, no. ok, no. ok, negative- affermative, after- after offered- ok, to someoe who is cock 9."</span>
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<span class="vip4">Hope: "cock mine. dick bottom poopy dickky fart. amazin balls, dude. Ok. Wololo lololo."</span>
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Yuukichan and Greth have a small argument, but the quickly apologize to one another.
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Strangely, Tyler seems to manifest and partake in this discussion, despite having already left for the "<b>Event Horizon Arc</b>". This, combined with his strange behavior, implies that this Tyler is a fake.
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Yuukichan seems to become more and more lewd as the conversation progresses.
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<h2>May 28th, 2021</h2>
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At BDSM, Wendy's Dick Nuggets are scrumptious! -drooling over-
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<h2>May 31st, 2021</h2>
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At Afarx's house, which is the biggest iconical fuckfest festival ever, so get ready for a for-wild ride of forestal and parks and- we coc ourselves ableless to flex? Epic. Nice. Dislike. Ok. you are surely homosexual. Tramp U U - twice the bitch. Hello, hi. Hey, sup? Wassup, listen, alright? So, check this out: -dies in a horrific accident- Resurge.
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<h2>June 2nd 2021</h2>
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At the Spire, we found the biggest secret ever: Our mom. True? Yes. Your dad and my uncle and our grandma enjoy the irony. Israel = Is in rael? Or... in three rael? Also, begun has begun has the clone about begun improves. Gorillaz Z? Mid. Bottom, you know, Sussus should die painfully if gay... Discovers he that.... Did anyone see my penis? Of course- course, not even one is I.
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At object location, players found "<b>Ocarina of Ass: Legend</b>" being played around by II, AKA Tylor, AKA 2lor, AKA Beeg Harbinger, AKA Mega I Smega, ok? ok.
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At when? I don't care, but is time to- to fuck, to- to fuck, okay? Currently playing and praying and spraying for Natsuki-bot. I don't love that I'm actually a penis. Actually, I'm really just bad touch. <b>Jack Cactus</b> is my Travis Scott wannabe wolf-boy OC. C-c-combo rambo? Weirdo.
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At world's time, players did the unthinkable, they tickle my pickle. Yes. Touching. Cock.. Ah, yes- Uuuh, oh, ok. Weird, but welcome.
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<b>NOTICE:</b> This section simply contains a short summary of "The Mugen Arc". For a more in-depth coverage of this arc, please watch Ryan Geever's 12 part YouTube series.
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All was well in the world of the <b>Internet Detectives</b>, until one day, when several "hot men" sent Mugen Kagemaru's dick pics to the <b>FAAAAK Foundation</b> <i>(Fucking Awesome Almost Amazing As Anthony's Kimono)</i>. This infuriated Mugen, resulted in him transforming into a malicious warmonger hellbent on destroying the world. Mugen started off his plan by teaming up with <b>Doug</b> and enacting a ritual to summon <b>Rosa</b> and <b>Jeremy</b> by partaking in gay sex. The player Anal Sex Fire confirmed that this ritual was a success, though Rosa and Jeremy's roles in Mugen's plan are still unknown...
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Meanwhile, an entity from the Paralellos named <b>Fiftyfive Douglas</b> managed to escape the Parallelos and approach Tyler's house by utilizing various Detour Signs. This resulted in Tyler uploading several more videos to Silentdork - some of which showcasing various gay interactions between <b>Kevin</b> and <b>Jordi Wild</b>. The players were becoming concerned. Fearing for Tyler's safety, they hatched a plan to cripple Mugen's maneuverability. The player Jos managed to arouse Doug by eating Hank's "<b>D</b>", which resulted in Doug penetrating the Moon. This resulted in a large chunk of the moon falling and crushing Mugen's Shardis, trapping him in this place and time.
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The Lunar Children attempted to take advantage of this chaos by kidnapping Tyler, Yuukichan, and Greth. However, they became distracted and stopped once Patrem uploaded <b>Bloodmoonritualpt2.mp4</b>, which featured the death of <b>Gandhi</b>. Fearing Tyler's safety, Pako booked a trip to America. He died, however. Outraged at this international catastrophe, the group known as the <b>Three Amigos Raid</b> attacked the UN. Sadly, Tyler died during the fallout. Fortunately, <b>God</b> <i>(Beerd Beekman)</i> was so outraged at this turn of events, he brought Tyler back to life.
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Mugen's power and hatred continued growing. In retaliation for destroying his Shardis, Mugen corrupted the Moon itself, possibly through some sort of Aggregation involving an AU Mugen in which he is the Moon. The Moon transformed into a large, anime version of Mugen and crashed into Jos. Strangely, after this event, the Moon version of Mugen <i>(dubbed "Moongen" by the players)</i> awoke in a strange dream realm. Here, he attempted to pursue a relationship with what appeared to be Yuukichan. However, it was quickly revealed that Yuukichan was actually an Aggregated Jos. This seems to imply that Moongen crashing into Jos resulted in the two of them being transported to some strange realm.
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After the reveal of this strange, other realm, the players underwent some sort of metamorphosis where their mental capacities were severely hindered. For many months, the Internet Detectives were unable to control themselves from saying the word "<b>cock</b>" constantly. It seems that the revelation that this strange, other realm exists is a "<b>Infohazard</b>" of sorts. However, this infliction is only temporary. Once the Internet Detectives returned to normal, they threw BEN into a trash compactor, completely destroying him. They wondered why they didn't just do this from the beginning.
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While the threat of BEN was now gone, Mugen was still plotting in the distance. The players regrouped with various characters and had a large discussion. During this conversation, Yuukichan made the shocking reveal that she is responsible for the attack on the <b>World Trade Center</b> on September 11th, 2001. This took many players by surprise, however, since it was already proven that <b>Alex Hall</b> is the mastermind behind 9/11. Many players believe Yuukichan's claim was a lie to protect Jadusable, though the reasoning behind this is still unknown. Several days later, Tyler seems to meet various AU Tyler's - one of which appears to be an evil incarnation of himself that has sold out the players, giving their information to Mugen so that he may kill them. Tyler leaves the players with a cryptic message, claiming they have to find the "<b>Bussy Suitcase</b>". It's believed that the Bussy Suitcase may contain the secret to defeating Mugen forever. Not long after this, it was revealed that the plan to find the Bussy Suitcase was actually hatched by III, who is revealed to be <b>Sheepdog</b>.
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On April 23rd, 2021, Tyler uploaded a video featuring Regiminis attacking <b>Luke</b>. While Luke was bleeding out, he begged Jeremy for help. However, Jeremy only laughed. This seems to imply that Jeremy is indeed working alongside Mugen after being summoned by him via the gay sex ceremony. At this point in time, however, it is unknown if Regiminis is also working alongside him.
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Later on, players discovered a secret page on Johnisdead.com where they could chat with Mugen. Here, Mugen and <b>BUP</b> got into an argument. In order to power up to defeat BUP, Mugen sacrificed himself and underwent a transformation known as "<b>Cringe Aggregation</b>". While this Aggregation of Mugen seemed incredibly powerful, the players were informed that they still had a chance - they were to recover the <b>Salami Slamini</b> - a mythical weapon capable of destroying Mugens. Then, the players would be tasked with restoring the Shardis so that they could travel through time and defeat <b>The Four Mugens of the Legend</b>.
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Before the players could embark on their quest, however, they received terrible news - Tyler had been assassinated by Mugen, who fed him a <b>poisoned nuggie</b>. This resulted in Tyler entering through the <b>Rubicon Gate</b> and entering into the Parallelos - likely the same strange realm Jos and Moongen entered into long ago.
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Filled the the thirst for revenge, players now attempt to uncover the Salami Slamini and fix the Shardis so that they might take down The Four Mugens of the Legends so that they may have a chance in defeating this horrific Cringe Aggregated Mugen. Meanwhile, Tyler searches for the Bussy Suitcase in this new, strange realm, hoping to unlock its secrets...
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Latest revision as of 11:16, 9 June 2021

The Mugen Arc is the first arc of Mugenisdead. This arc began on November 2nd, 1987, and will never end. It is highly recommended that one take caution when reading the contents of this timeline, as the events of this arc have been deemed a "Cognitohazard". This arc saw the intoduction of the main villain, Mugen Kagemaru, and his various cronies.

November 2nd, 1987

  • Occurred.

November 20th, 2019

  • At 1 AM.
  • At 5 AM, Tyler sent everyone a pic ture of his hairstyles, but it made his face glitchy like Wolfcat's ass-weiner.
  • At 6:30, hot men sent Mugen Kagemaru's dickpics to the FAAAAK foundation (Fucking Awesome Almost Amazing As Anthony's Kimono). This dick resulted in my peepee turning black and yellow. It shrunk and now it is so smelly like Mugen.
  • At 8 AM, Anal Sex Fire was seen at the fishery when Doug and Mugen summoned Rosa and also Jeremy by screaming "Fuck little dicks" and jumping up into each others anus holes...

November 22nd, 2019

  • At 10 AM, Yuukichan saw Wolfcat in the bathroom of Wolfcat, house's which is a beautiful bridge to in between ass and balls. My aren't connected to the dicka nd hurts bad when I-I pee hard. Uhhhhhhh ow. My stupid balls and his balls fell into off fuck. Yuukichan the whore, why did you that balls. The.
  • At 4:23 PM, we discovered the actual ass of Doug. It happen.
  • At 5:00 PM, the Pako atea small vibrating DICK frozen in fishery juice.
  • At 7:56 PM, a new character named Fiftyfive Douglas He He found Tyler's house by running detour signs when they fell into the Parallelos universe.
  • At 8:23 PM, the Silentdork updated with 4 new videos. The worst one, "face" (featured in Jordi's channel), showed a recording of Kevin (Regiminis) fucking Jordi in the balls. target=_blank
  • At 25 military time, the site changed quickly. The most notable of changes were Tyler waving his shirt in the background. Isis: Hot and Bothered - Fuckable Now. *Takes off my shirt Smelly and with musk and with caution and worms andshits and metoer shitstorm* Oh my god.
  • At 17 PM Timeline Time, were you fucking?
  • At 10 PM, Wolf's account gamejacked the ARG. It was cool. We started to turn into fans of Jordi, iam979, Wolfcat, and Muge n.
  • At 6 AM, player Azura coomed to wolfcat's drawing of Mugen's feet. She died horribly of erotic regret and Moraines. Then, the mods sucked on Slinky's D ad the FBI said, "Hey, open the fucken doors!", but a droplet of liquid came out of Slinky's eyes because Jos was Asian at Paul Rudd's Weenie Hut, causing him to feel angry and flustered. He.

November 23rd, 2019

  • At

November 26th, 2019

  • At Walker's Bday party a tragedy. Occured, it killed.
  • At 11:11, the said that we were gays.

November 27th, 2019

  • At 4:20 Nice.
  • At 3:38 AM, Jos ate the D of Lord Big Hank. Douglas penetrated the moon with his dick. Moon fragments fell on Mugen's outhouse while he was eating his sodium enriched bleach popsicle. It saved time itself.

November 30th, 2019

  • At that guy's was looking.

December 1st, 2019

  • At 7:00 PM, SKM exposed Max to be a raging closeted to LunaOculta.

December 2nd, 2019

  • At 4:44, Father Vincent Griffin roasted my lawn gnomes in butter scotch rappers.
  • At the Internet Detective's HQ, Mugen broke my tiny tiny tiny and he mated with Sengi all day long and sucked his black schlong that hole night.
  • At 6:42 PM, Tenebris possessed Jacob Dog Boy who proceeded to spank Tyler until Patrem eggs smacked his mama all around ha.

December 5th, 2019

  • At 6:30, Ifrit Jenkins joined the Minecraft server and started summoning Ice Golems, whicch seed pee'd in the composter. He has been stylish lately wearing his ugly suspenders, which are funny - oddly, yet disgusting. He stole inflation porn from Lanky Kong because he was crazier after DK64. Big Boy Bubbly booty bounces around the Subspace of AO until Kevin descends his massive, inviting, gaping maw onto Patrem's left testicle excitedly.

December 6th, 2019

  • At 4 PM & 6 AM, the Lunar Children tried to kidnap Tyler and Greth and Yuuki and themselves, but Patrem intervened by uploading the entire archive of he posts Bloodmoonritualpt2.mp4, which killed Gandhi. In the end of.

December 9th, 2019

  • At 11:11 AM, Pako took off to America (Tyler's house) to fishery and the orchard to the Spire so Pako died.
  • At 11:12 PM, the Johnisdead.com website upload Tyler's facebook and MySpace onto server. Damn.
  • At my house, Patrem turned to the Internet Detectives and said, "Hey guys. I get hard when I- I- I- I fuck my peehole with that shithead called Tyler (Who is actually the smallest of Detour Dickwads). Oh, by by SKM birdy.". 4/23 inches of purple titanium watch burst of Mugen phone.

EMERGENCY PENIS BREACH. REMAIN OPEN AND CLOSED FIERCELY.

December 10th, 2019

  • At 4:20, Nice.

December 11th, 2019

  • At Eleventy-Eleven A-diddly-M, that smoke.

December 18th, 2019

  • At 7-11 PM, Senorita doesn't like Wolfcat telling about truths and Senorita's fakes crossdressing as men - Wolfcat's biggest gay friend of Wolfcat but Senorita don't male fake because not all.

January 8th, 2020

  • At 6:9 PM, the Three Amigos Raid started a raid on the UN, this caused an international war. Tyler died during the assault. God angrily said, "Ya'll have fucked up.".

January 28th, 2020

  • At 9:00, Jos and Wolfcat started a secret project called "Mugen Kagemaru's Secret Wardrobe to Equestria", but then Mugen discovered it and broke Wolfcat's Pichu bracelet and exclaimed: "I AM HE - THE - ONE - AND - FUCK... I FORGOT MY BASEMENT WAS LEFT.".
  • At 4:23 UTC, the moon grew into a giant anime Mugen and began spiralling towards Jos.

January 29th, 2020

  • At 6:49 PM, Moongen got laid by Yuuki in the Astral Observatory's imaginary Subspace dream until he realized Yuuki was Jos mixed with Zack mixed with Tyler mixed with Jacob mixed with Mugen mixed with Mountain Dewgen.
  • At 6:50 PM, Wolf cucked Jos by fucking his Mugen in the decaying tiny ear hole of pestilence.

February 20th, 2020

  • At half o' clock, Tyler played hentai with Slinky and Circlehunter, whose circles circulated around Patrem. Roses 'n gunshots fires to me while Greth is getting pissed by Jackuan and Slinky, but I'm back. Tyler. Jackuan hide gamejacked my gamejack in Minecraft server that he succed, but died in.

March 3rd, 2020

  • At Waffle House headquarters, the stinky not-smelly but.

March 15th, 2020

  • At At At At At 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Error in line for dreaming and COCK in the ass and big COCK in BALLS and COCK on BALLS and COCK and COCK BALLS with HUGE COCK and COCK and COCK and COCK and COCK and ᶜᵒᶜᵏ and 𝒸ₒ𝒸ₖ and cock cooked in cock with cock big cock - huge juicy cock with father's cock and cock fell in. Dick in dick in the cock inside of dick and balls hole with gamers.

March 20th, 2020

  • Jackuan said he was a motherfucker who a cock really big like cock bigger fat cock in a cock in cock but cock is cock yum.

March 23rd, 2020

  • Fat Mugen vagina in cock and cock. Fuck cock. Real cock. Cocck cock. RIP cock. Cock shit on cock balls. Cock in cock. Dick cock. Dick in cock. Jacob cock. Check in DM's. Show cock. Balls. Moonman is gay and into weird feet pics. Can. Cock. We. Cock. Is cock? Cock is delicious. Ass cock. Jackuan's cock is money shot. Yoshi and croaked cock.

March 25th, 2020

  • This cock shits cock. Fuck off, cock. Ok, cock. And balls. And cock. Ok, cock. Ok, cock. And penis man.Mugen is pedo bear. Today, I fucked a somebody who never even had somethingg in the fridge, which sometimes dies but manages an money important shit to get studies. What he doing, always smoking everywhere in Harvard? Moogen, shitposting is fun and cool.. Suck cock, nerd. Cock with cock in dick. Who. Cock? Jackuan is gone :(

March 30th, 2020

  • At Tyler is a daddy cock in her mouth with Memory Man. Yes. Memory Man. Yes. Memory Man. Yes. Memoryman? Memory teen. YES - sorry, yes. Yes. Sey? Yes. Patrem's cock.

April 11th, 2020

  • At my grandma's cock. Pissed cock. Fucking cock. Jacob's cock. Ass cock. Yoshi's cock. BUP's cock. Cock. Jadusable cock. Cock's cock. Imagine... cock. Failing me. To cock. Premier cock. Videos of cock. Thank my cock. N'balls. Cock. Nice. Bigger.

April 19th, 2020

  • Cock. Tits ass balls nipples ass cock. Cock. F In the head. Crackpipe.

April 20th, 2020

  • Moonman is fucking so hard, fuck yes. No, ass fuck. Yes, cock vagina. Black cock. Cunt - magical cock. Great cum. Big dick in your face. Minecraft porn is blocky, but hot - just... Nice, but not cock and ball torture.

May 1st, 2020

  • Mister - Mister on the radio is NOT FUCKING ONE WORD XEN. :)

May 3rd, 2020

  • You are dead - not big surprise.

May 4th, 2020

  • Jeff and Joff ball torture. Doctor Who cock and ball torture - or cock penis balls is nice as fuck, like Donkey Kongg. Hyuck.

May 7th, 2020

  • Max Speed in "Furious: Two Twins With Crippling Ball Torture". While Problematik simps Problematik because Problematik is Problematik and.. that was Problematik big brain time. Problematik is sexy, stupid, and equine. Mexican guy beanner. Ay lmao, nice. Cheese burrito from Quebec with frijoles. Mugen is a molester of Problematik, which is problematic for a leader such as he, and fucks Minecraft and chill maybe? Whe she put dildos on Patrem asshole. Stackoverflow is a fucking prick because he is a prick.

May 9th, 2020

  • My house is on fire. Water bottle would help. Help - I need MY shotgun so I can shoot Stackedoverflow because he insult Mr. God (Xenquility) and put his big face right-

May 10th, 2020

  • Suck my big cock and kill [_]. Fuck you, em... That, guys, was stackoverflow... It was. So- Darkness Mugen is Gandalf.com.

May 11th, 2020

  • Suck my ice cream. Ok, pussy, cat is nice. Animal is my animal crossiing.

May 12th, 2020

  • WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT suck. Cunt fuck shit cuck fuck balls. Hokay Dokey Kong Bup suck burp in the ass of his Mugenized face with sticks and a boner inside your ass. Full. Cum. Nice, cucked asshole in my cunt with Mugen.

December 21st, 2020

  • PENIS BEPIS BITCH. Dickless Tyler. Bobo, a Cock Being (Weird cock), but he, anyways, did he take the, anyways, did he take the, anyways, did he take the, anyways, did he take the, anyways, did he také the poopy dick shithole? Penis sucked. Alright, so now did they do, anyways, what people be important? You suck, and perhaps I'll join in the Lunar children with Kevin and Jeremy as Xen does, but I need to wait because I don't have the suitcase that is in the, anyways, thinking about detours is important because I like walk to the suitcase. Wait...

January 2nd, 2021

  • At Cumzone, I bepis is frankly pis pis.

March 5th, 2021

  • HE walk path to the Assland and is phat ass.

March 6th, 2021

  • HE HAS THE POWER POWER.

March 7th, 2021

  • There shart.

March 11th, 2021

  • Sneed Spongebob. Yes.

April 13th, 2021

  • At 0 hours, Max ate Ben and vored himself where in Sam's entire USB. Play with us nuts in the deep web basement, but muta shits no man land about his fat, randomly generated numbers, chunks, and garbage input. Five thousand cocks in around his fat neck-bearded bussy but.. Vic. Me. You.
  • At I Hop on.

April 14th, 2021

  • At 4 AM and 5 seconds, Hunter did an update on Johnisdead containing gifs and weird videos, but players managed to decipher them.
  • At eleven forty one AM, last time we killed Yuuki by Xen submitting the Song, however, this isn't real, hopefully.
  • At 12:12, some body very smelly and stinky did a hard quiz with Jeremy, but they didn't pass the final gate, so now Pako won the final ARG quiz game for $1,000,000, chickens, and turkeys. Hi, my neighbor is trying to invoke BEN by cartridge manipulation without posting masks and he is currently ascension retention dimension emission butt.
  • At cum PM, Mr. Esca ate the esca on the esca from Seaworld.com. I'll fuckin gag on season 53 fuck of the My Hero Cock Pony show. Anyways, now I am going and will never give you up, never gonna let you- you- you down. You. Anyways, na~ na~ hey. Na~ hey- we are not racist, but we don't are based. We fuck-hate ponies.
  • At dawn, we were still walking here to stay gay for.. three o' cock, that is when we will dumb. In Beerd Beekman's 747 wives, we flight - we also thrust. We are not reliable when we talk about lunar girls. E- E- E-girls are gross and also boys. Before we die, we will get alive, but before we- nevermind. Victoria is not a true but head dead shed seed- wait, no- this doesn't comply to properly addressing the problem: I hate bitches.

April 15th, 2021

  • At the Internet Detectives restaurant, something tragic just happened. This guy is trying to cum by Malware Ingestion - might not be possible because of "Undecim Indigestion Knifes" and "Blood" are what I remember.
  • At 4 o' dick, did you just opened my trap microwave?? So? And? Y, then I? Anyways, I went will with? To Ok-Ko, where Ck is Kc is the. Wait, a millennium for download pics of- of feet, of ben, cuz Ford is the most GOATFUK retard ever, and.
  • At cum o' half seven, I won't say "Anymore N" - G-Dawg mission CoD: Frozen Warfare 3 (On Xbox.com-station Series 2). Mer gas.
  • At Rainingdoug.com, fucked, let this me chase a Tyler Tyler mouse- nevermind. Ok, anyways, sorry. Not very a good cock move- functional in my fishery ass as important running quick cum-like Naruto. Substance unknown.
  • At the KFC down stadium town, Pako Pako wasn't Pako - he- but Pako is wasn't feeling a good cock, but Pako is a sus and corpse, because Pako fucks me..
  • At 7-half-30, A Mugen ascended. Relevant. When, and my a s s a d. (? He ) Has no face but he my husband. Brother is a green. Hotpockets filled my permanent piss jar. This is shit and cum and now so Jad- he has a Bitcoin in his wallet in BEN. Country boys are pretty as well- Pako isn't usingg but two Wolfcats, which are very high er are. Pako is not retard, actually - he is a cuck, however. This is getting hot and so now I will start at the countdown: 10, 9, 8, 1, 7- fuck, I, Dense can't be smart and now we restart the countdown: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0.9, 0.8, 0.7, 0.6, 0.5, 0.4, 0.3, 0.2, 0.1, 0.09 - Nevermind, I'm retard.
  • At 10-and-three o' clock and 4 months from sea level, now I we we go pe edcuational. Pee, poo, and cock and ball torture with new Funky Mode - advanced and remotely is experienced.

April 16th, 2021

  • At BEN, o'parts are there along my cute penis. Is someone gonna reply?) Is wolfcat cool? He's illusional, I think, that he could be a super furry fighter, lol, nevermind, actually, he writes in Chatango library, and.
  • At my brother's house, have you the giant number of the yeast, number of finitor, and also number of egirls list? Well, I will.
  • On August 31st, Victoria didn't remeber Arc 3 of Ben Drowned existed.
  • At 4:11, got ended with backlash. Tragical, isn't was. Were you mean?. I was. BEN is very cute. U cheating. This is what America looks and tastes, your machine is not my potential Oreo, because it doesn't contain chocolate milk.

April 18th, 2021

  • At my 16th birthday, I was dead because alcohol were in mercadona. I play with my dick, but it was funny because it had some very huge head.

April 19th, 2021

  • At 10 AM, BEN went into a compactor. He was completely destroyed forever. Fuck. Shit. Fuck. Damnit. Anyways, I am going to Popeye's, what do you want? "Gimme a large fry and a large fry. With a large fry.".
  • At the Safehaven is Pumpkinhead, but but not actually.. There at a glance, ok? Ok. My god, it's Kelbris, run! BEN is also here! Goodbye, Victoria, forever. Sad.
  • At my.
  • At unknown time, G1 began to chat in the #pepperoni-general at unknown time. Moonman died.
  • At 17:69 PM, the Moonman Ramadan began. He at her cock. All places.
  • At 4/20, we began to chat and talk and then speak smoke..
  • At 88888 ZM, TheLaw became made VC with Tyler and John and Kevin and and players. No. You.

4/19/21 - Chat with Tyler, John, and Kevin - Discord (Internet Detectives)

TheLaw: "He he."
John: "'"
Wolf: "hello jadusable! Anyways, however, fuck in peace without his-"
TheLaw: "I (me) miss-in-go airport."
John: "?"
Kevin: "."
Tyler: "Was anyone going having? Mask."
John: ".."
Tyler: "Aguita, but not Awita."
Yuukichan: "Doing your mom sex."
Kevin: "Was doing meth? Yes."
Pako: "Exists, who?"
Jos: "Rises and shine, Internet Freeman."
Tyler: "He walk in like a woods. Weird morron."
John: ".is my anyone dead mom?"
Kevin: "Burning lol his lol."
Jos: "jaja xd soy mugwn kagemaru."
Mugen: "Is arc 13 of 56 age johnisdead."
John: "..."
Tyler: "..."
Spencer: "0w0 I don't have any personality, but I don't care."
Tyler: "Is someone gonna who? Reply? RIP."
Kevin: "I is gay. Probably."
LunarChildren: "Jajaja ((Sony Vegas Noises))
Adobe: ((Crashes))
Yuukichan: "Caused 9/11"
Moonman: "Terrible, but funny as fuck. Tyler?"
Tyler: "Yard is weird, ugly, and magical."
Yuukichan: "I love him to cover my windows dickness with [redacted] tinfoil book."
Erika: "Green. I'm heart and not making anymore cannon videos unless we donate. HAHAHAH."
John: "Is my house on friend fire? But-"
Tyler: "Oh, yep. Is Aurora Boreal Isis. Norway."
TheLaw: ((Uses heroin))

Summary

  • Yuukichan reveals that she had sex with the players' mothers and is also responsible for the terrorist attack on the World Trade Center on September 11th, 2001.
  • John questions whether or not his house is on fire. Tyler confirms that it is.
  • Erika asks the players to donate to the Johnisdead Patreon to fund further canon videos.
  • TheLaw injects heroin into his body.
  • At conersation time, this channel is delete. Medical marijuana, ha. Jose es muy feo :(
  • At 10 AM, ADULT_LINK found the young link watching "My Little Kony" (Barony Edition), but suddenly, Moonman burst a nurst. Rush j a n n. Linux is bullshit. Nerds.
  • At . 999 cocks were smashed by my body because Victoria was drunk.

April 20th, 2021

  • At a unknown place, and there was a old suitcase containing Lunarus Brand and "Mike Pence" redistributed. All of fakes. Grandma's fine from her government-issued some Pako complains about issues regarding sprinting too fast in Parallelos.
  • At Walmart, Tyler bought 420 beans and cigarettes and tomatoes before he got shortage and hungry. Hello, my Minecraft, I am mine, then you said, "AMOGUS".
  • At Jadusable's birthday, did you gave him a present? I did.
  • At 7 PM, 11 Tyler's layers began to chat on Discord on.

4/20/21 - Chat with Tyler, Tyler, Tyler, Tyler, Tyler, Tyler, Tyler, Tyler, Tyler, Tyler, and Tyler - Discord (Internet Detectives)

Tyler: "Wrote:"
Tyler: "I am the biggest of all roles."
Tyler: "We need to eat pancakes."
Tyler: "Should I sleep?"
Pako: "He is the true traitor!"
Tyler: "I am going to kill all and then Pako."
Pako: "My god."
Xenquility: "Oh, did you kill me?"
Tyler: "No."
Tyler: "But I sent Mugen to kill you."
Xenquility: "Fuck."
Pako: "Damn."
Mugen: "I am who is the killer."
Doug: "Jajajajaja."
Tyler: "Hahahahaha."
Jayckup: "Zoy Jacku a lala."
Tyler: "Oh my Patrem."

Summary

  • During this conversation, several Tyler's begin speaking at once. One appears to be sleepy, the other wants to eat pancakes, while another seems to want to kill the players.
  • It is revealed that Tyler sent Mugen to kill the players. Mugen later confirms this himself in the same conversation.
  • At the Mercadona, we bought ice blocks and yaat.

April 21st, 2021

  • At 1300 CST, Moonman returns and will say the n-word.
  • At the dawn of next Friday, a new earthquake video will be canon, and it will feature my Halbinger. Afterwards, another video Tyler releases will end: "Knocking on Heaven's Door". target=_blank

4/23/21 - "Knocking on Heaven's Door" - YouTube (Silentdork)

Tyler: "We are B and D and plans. Finally, III will fart in thousands of mouthes. Fuck."
IIII: "I'm the big red n'ad infinitum. Also, II, chase bussyes all. Where's the hat?"
Tyler: "It's II"
Tyler: "It's time to find the bussy suitcase."
IIII: "Awake and shake the bussy with suitcases full of masks sussy."
I: "bussy...?"
Tyler: "I return, faceless from the extreme bathroom of femboy excuses. Bussy. Actually, my IIIIIII is 111111, meaning bussy binary ciphers were unsolvable due to crashes and M.d, meaning M. douglas, meaning Martin. douglas, which is short for G1, AKA giant cock, otherwise known as knowledge cock. Number fifteen episode."
IIIII: "Unknown status. Based on true story, love. I won't ever learn how fall damage on Halo™️ works, because he fucked the physics of mugen_game.exe. HE RETURNS."

Summary

  • This video contains a short conversation between Tyler, IIII, I, and IIIII.
  • Tyler, dreading III's plan, decides it's time to find the "Bussy Suitcase".
  • Tyler reveals the many aliases of Martin Douglas, who he reveals is also "Giant Cock", or "Knowledge Cock".
  • IIIII hints towards the return of mugen_game.exe - a game that predates Johnisdead that featured the entity "mugen.EXE".

April 23rd, 2021

  • At #timelines-updates, Tenebris will steal your credit card number - also the Paypal account for buying anime pillows.
  • At 3:40, exploits in JiD revealed that III waas actually Sheepdog using (:hole) to escape Mugen. HE IS the "RETURNER OF Mugen v2: ReMix (patched Special stable edition without Dante) - bugs and expansions".
  • At official Silentdork channel, Tyler did DMT.avi, featuring Jad snorting while buying carrots for 3 salads. target=_blank

4/23/21 - "DMT.avi" - YouTube (Silentdork)

Luke: "Hello broskinos, today I die."
Regiminis: "Yes."
Luke: "AUUAUAUAUUUAUGH, I AM DYING."
Regiminis: "Hee, yeah, well, kiddo, better luck buddy."
Luke: "What do I do, Jeremy?"
Jeremy: "Well, idk. Hahahahaahahaha" *Claps*
Regiminis: "You are almost dead."
Luke: "bleeding."
Tyler: "We are out of event."

Summary

  • In this video, Regiminis kills Luke while Jeremy laughs and claps.
  • BEN went die. Farmer due. Anyway, what were talking aboot? Booted.

4/23/21 - Chat with Tyler, Jordi Wild, and Dedos Frios - Discord (Internet Detectives)

Tyler: "HELP, I GOT A MASSIVE ERECTION FROM WATCHING JORDI JAJAJAJA Fuck."
Jordi: "hOLA SOY GIORGIO DE YOUTUBE TACO PAKO EN NEW YORK BIBLIOTECA AROUND LA OSTIA SOY EL GRANDE Y MUCHO EPICO TIO QUE AGUITA MAS JAJA AVIVA LA NACION DE ESPANA HAMBURGUESA EN MI MICROONDAS WAWAWAWA LOBO GATO XD"
Tyler: "Sorry, I don't cum as much he does curently."
Jordi: "Que SOY MEJOR SENORITA QUE ESPANA PERO AGUA EN TU GARRAFA AAAAAAAA."
Dedos: "Frios calientes en frios."

Summary

  • Tyler requests help in response to getting an erection from watching Jordi Wild. Unfortunately, Tyler could not understand Jordi's Spanish.
  • Tyler admits defeat in comparison to Jordi's masculinity.

April 24th, 2021

  • At my signal, drop hand.
  • At 3:00 AM, my cat dripped on our dog and I are gay. Mom is unacurrrate, but while someone hits you, he will eat some chocolate and bread. Gay, but Patrem did good shit. Then, you came to our business and review was not done. We are dumb. Also, Vic is nice, but sometimes we read books about elefants. That isn't responsible. Along with all the rubbish animals, relatable. Suddenly, DONKEY moon fell into sun. Oof. Obama was Horny Honey Godzilla. Nevermind, my colorful parent are playing "Super Mario 74", but Zelda. My microdick, the - LMAO - it RUOOUR. This is making my lunar asss poopoo. Who cares about anything. That ass is beatiful and horney. Fat. That- THERE'S A STRANGER IN MY HOUSE DUE TO IRREGULAR BOWEL SYNDROME FLARING AROUND MY ASS WITHOUT- i boos my car. Is me driving. At car. At 120 mph towards to at the car before car and after car and during car and car driving car the car is car he. DONEKY. Almost came at car. "WOAH" "bye" Mom.

May 12th, 2021

  • At midnight, NotAHoax will find NotAHoax posting NotAHoax porn. Was? Anyways, not my kittie, so why is my kittie dead? Maybe I am sus. Due to mistakes I inflicted on myself, I am the imposter, and the I? II is Tylor, mean, my dick ass shit? Of course. The criminal was criminal all criminal a hora voy?
  • Taylor: "Uno dos san andreasis cool motherfuckers. I."
  • Dougiminis: "Black on goku. Status - gay but fishery."
  • At the known crossroads known as sidewalk, known as closed, Tyler fuck the detour sign sign is is gay? The Producer watched helplessly as worked. Detour signs are kinda bullshit - hot, but anime signs, isn't it? No. I like II, but not really III. III and got HIV, AIDS, ADS, and- and Covid-19, and alzheimer, and junk cancer, and happy I. Where's my- my. Supersuit? Control the under pants, chief. Where's, or which's fate, or destiny of games, like no? I Johnisdead. Who is Josbyte, Xenquility, Wolfcat- actually, why are we not imprisoned? Because we imprisoned Johnisdead as a whole planet on a solar system from outer Milky Way. Darkness within my heart. SATAN DIED. ALIVE NOW, BUT FLESH EATEN.

May 13th, 2021

  • At (9), Johnisdead went registered for copyright after Penislmen tried too steal hard copies about Silentdork 2 and failedto pay late - the "what license", thus, he revoked to all life start.
  • At address, what is your address?
  • At your last ritual, is, did embed fail? Haha, nah, haha. </li
  • At Notsobot.com.net//listen/to/secret||, players went and chatted with on about with out With In Hubris with- with out- with- with- with Mugen with wireless Mugen.

5/13/21 - Chat with Mugen - Notsobot.com

Mugen: "Wii sucks wii."
Pako: "Cock. Hey, I suck. Got was am Ingles knowledge. I studied. Need dick."
Mugen: "Tch, poor boy. Smelly mommy boy."
Laches: "Wait a moment, because I just need to cum, shit, and shit piss, and dick fart suck."
Mugen: "Haha, wow, ok. What are they even doing, thinking, and WHY? Naught boys are?"
Pako: "They are bullshit. Just bullshit. And bullshit, and a blazing pain in- huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Eleven."
Mugen: "YOU MUST die."

ROUND 22 - FIGHT

Mugen: "Cats. Dogs. Wolfcat. Thoth33."
John: "Where's my food and drinks? Cocks, mm..."
Mugen: "Gay boys make me cry, but not actually true, because why would we ever did that?"
Erika: "."
BUP: "This is my ultimate chance to kill Pako and all using my powers."
Mugen: "You dare? How will you kill me?? Not easily, today."
Yuukichan: "!!!"
BUP: "lol, cuck"
Erika: "XD"
Mugen: "Bienvenidos! Por poor, now? I will kill me and die, but not without cringe aggregating into layers, ha ha he hoo hee ha haa haaa hoy." ((Mugen singing))

Summary

  • Mugen insults the players and challenges them to a fight. This fight is cut short, however, when John asks for food and drinks. This results in Mugen questioning his homophobia.
  • BUP threatens to kill everyone, but Mugen mocks him, resulting in the two squabbling.
  • Mugen sacrifices himself to undergo a transformation known as "Cringe Aggregation". He then breaks out into song.
  • At final password screen, died. Hah. Fatally. Lol. Occcurred.
  • Ultimugen: ".............. hehhoh heh hee, tyler, hooo hu h hahah eeeheheh hng- I used shidded all versions of myself's pants. Pant's are shidded. Pants's's are 3 layer shidded. Haahaa, on heee my sick dick is aggregated - the on layers of my vincentadams abs...?"
  • Kaiden: "I am not russian. Please stand on me. DONKEY KONG IS HANNIBAL GAYSON. HE has breakdanced on Poop. Poop. If I poop, then the poop will come out now when I least poop? However, my toilet is networked to Jad's Bitcoin Mansion, because I pooped through printing presses linked together and I've committed true poop."

May 14th, 2021

  • At my worst behavior, I went to Walmart for my buy "Poops Editions Elite" by "John Fotoshoppe". When?

May 16th, 2021

  • I am ñ i. At your service, my myaster~. Which, if he owo's - relatable, tbh. Also, I started shitting into my interdimensional dimension. That is pretty shit, and I'm stuck forever. Help plz. Arrogance is what makes me hard, thinking about titties and titties and titties. I don't opened a., deada Obama happy.

May 17th, 2021

  • At 3km, players died. But. Why? I don't know, help is never coming... Please, just get the Shardis - also the Salami Slamini, which can be used to kill The Four Mugens of the Legend.
  • At weird'o'cock, something rises on my desktop. Computertron is someone who knows the secret?

5/17/21 - Chat with Doug, Pumpkinhead, Tyler, and Asmodea - Desktop (Computertron)

Doug: "Noises"
Asmodea: "Well, okay, I need to EVOLVE a GOD finitor."
Pumpkinhead: "I am talking to Tyler, he was doing taxes illegally, so in the forms, Tyler III forgot that his income wasn't recorded, and I oop. Also, Doug was in financial trouble."
Doug: "FUCK"
Tyler: "FUCK me"
Pumpkinhead: ""Awakening", more like "gay FUCK""
Doug: "Astankening, ha ha ha."
Asmodea: "We're funny, Also!! I'm coming."
Josbyte: "On you? Ja- so- ja ja- so funny and dirty, ja? Ja ja.!"
Doug: "Hey, help me escape with the crowbar." ((Green flashes))
Pumpkinhead: "Synchron starting to chase."
Doug: "Time to piss and Pumpkinhead and Tyler needs and breakdance in Helper's ass whole, butthole, shit hole whole."
Pumpkinhead: "m, shooting, m, my orange self shot juice. Yummy."

Summary

  • The players manage to speak to Doug, Pumpkinhead, Tyler, and Asmodea through Computertron's Desktop gizmo.
  • Pumpkinhead attempts to help Tyler and Doug with their financial and tax problems. However, the conversation quickly derails when he begins insulting Awakening, resulting in Doug teleporting away via Black Mesa teleportation technology.
  • At nowhere, three humans will implode on national me documents warfare. Ok!
  • At CUMFEST™️ Festival, there, Pako will paint with Tyler and cum. Together. Yea, gay. No? Maybe... However! This is cringe-Sparta, but I.. like it. Dick, rough in doug for cough drop. got that? Take served, flop flooping pooping energy. Wat. All is fine in anything, when they DESTROYED gay. Becoming gay. Gay. Gay. But. Unusual behavior found suspicious dicks near to EL WATERS. At who???
  • At act 3, 2, 1, let's rap.

5/17/21 - !!RAP BATTLE!! - Discord (Internet Detectives)

Tyler: "Fuck yo, I walk in paths, before you suck, I upload baths."
K3v1n: "Yo, I'm Kevin, the number one eleven, also sussy red and I eat faceless head."
Ezekiel: "Hey, I suck on big smelly ducks, when I began to be Thoth, making girls be goth."
Deuro: "I'm John Fire, Mesic the AKA Cryer, Tyler is worried but I'm flyer."
Father Vincent: "Silence and cower. Oh, children, believe power. Show me shower, oh Luna, deflower."
Unknown Character: "Soy Jordi Wild, fan of Silentdork compiled, DLL's come to me to be the beguiled."
Xenquility: "I the best, discovering the Parallelos breast. Of you, like I sleep, and I rest."

Summary

  • Various characters partake in a ruthless rap battle. There are no survivors.

May 18th, 2021

  • At the turn of the 11th century, Mugen will be summoned. Oh no. Fuck. Shit. End my suffering, pain.
  • At 4:00 PM, the players unlock a cum, which was the most based update ever - EXCEPT for Anal August, to which I responded with more enthusiam, and personally, I killed my desire to ever cum live.
  • At this supermarket, I found forty drugs and orphans for sale at Steam - $5, which I think its a pretty good bargain. So. Good. :)

5/18/21 - Chat with John, Tyler, and Regiminis - Supermarket (Supermercado)

John: "I came to."
Tyler: "WADDUP MY FELLOW GENTLEMAN ITS TIME FOR SEX AND GAMING AND MOTHERFUCKERS AND ARE YOU READY? YOU READYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? YOU YOU YOU READYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? READYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? READYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? You ready? Are you? LETS GET ROCKING, WILD COCK BOYS" ((-guitar solo-))
John: "Wha- Boo."
Regiminis: "Boring."
Tyler: "I AM ROCKING A BIG BIIIG BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG PARTY, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO yeah man. ALSO, I shit."
John: "...If only you knew about the feet, then I licked the scruptious. Kek lmao, feet funny haah~ Gasp, hu~"

Summary

  • John accompanies the players to the supermarket, though he is quickly interrupted by Tyler, who is attempting to initiate a wild party.
  • John responds poorly to Tyler's party, resulting in Regiminis briefly appearing to call him boring.
  • Tyler shits himself. This results in John revealing his foot fetish.

May 19th, 2021

  • At ...wait, what now? Oh my goddess, I forgot the update again. Fuck it, I will delete my Wiki Porn Folder. In any case, die... jk. ilu.
  • At Dawn's yacht, we partied, had drugs, and fuck the yacht away. I regret nothing. Except, for that one thing. (Fish) Oh~ AIDS. Why do you live here? Idiot? Dot? Who? At Dawn, I will commit war crimes.

May 20th, 2021

  • At #owl-girls, Xen died from joy and rested peacefully. Thus, he likes men. When will we learn? Thought. Indubitably, a beautiful therapist who tried to initiate sex. One two, and three hi, said I.

May 24th, 2021

  • At dusk, we feast on yeast! Bewbs are forbidden, of dead. Led to ded. Wolfcat, sorrow saw Yuukichan's dick and got erect. Sad. Revolving and rotating, doors between of the Chalcol that determine fate.
  • At McDonalds, Tyler is eating a giant poisoned nuggie with honey.

5/24/21 - Chat with Tyler and Mugen - McDonalds

Tyler: "Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm oh no."
Mugen: FOOL JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA YOU JUST FELL FOR THE RUSE JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA."
Tyler: "Good." -dies-

Summary

  • Tyler is poisoned by Mugen Kagemaru and dies.
  • Rise And Shine, Mr. Tyler- Tyler-
  • Tylor and Rodney awaken and cross the Rubicon Gate to Parallelos. They disappeared to the Event Horizon Arc. If they return, so be careful not to tread with poop. At Tyler's grave, lul.

May 25th, 2021

  • At failblog.org.ogg, players listened to me fart rapidly into- into the message bottle neck. Transcript: "Where's the bottle? Oh, it's here. Let's fart. Somebody listen @90." -fart-
  • At the dawn, car broke my spine fidget spinner tricksget.
  • At ritual grounds, levitated? IIIIIII. At yard.
  • At 8:09, players were playing New Super Zelda Bros Start, when they discovered that Tenebris was inside the PSP cartridge. AAAAAAH Calling 911 because Tenebris tried to kill me, also he so scary. Shit, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. -bleeding-

5/25/21 - Leaked Police Call - Liveleak.com

Police: "Hello, this is scary. Police will arrive shortly. Thanks."
Player 1: "Well ok, I guess that is trying too hard, edgelord."
Police: "FREEZE! SHOOT THE KID AND CARTRIDGE AND KEEP THEM QUIET." -shooting-
Player 1: "I'M RUNNING AAAAAH WHY DO YOU LIKE SHOOT?!?!?"
Player 0: "haha we die."
Tenebris: "FOOL! APRIL IS WAS NOW?"
John: "Player, I am alive. Guessing you tryna-" -shot-
Police: "Welp, pack, we gottem" -highfive-
Player 0: -dead-
Player 1: "Sad and at Teutoburg. WE WUZ fortnite. Are we alive?"

No, said he.

Summary

  • The players attempt to get the police involved in order to destroy Tenebris. Unfortunately, the police shoot them all, killing every player.
  • John finally comes back to life, but he is immediately killed again by the police.

May 26th, 2021

  • At dawn, we cringe at Laches , that dumb bitch. ; ) Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. WE WE do. Wewedo: "Cocaine motherfuckers!" - Thus, was a legged in my ass (kinda).

May 27th, 2021

  • At Spire's basement, Pako decided to kill the Gateway of Poop.
  • At 10:31 PM, players did not realised that about Yuukichan's movement.

5/27/21 - Chat with Yuukichan, Greth, Tyler, and Hope - Discord (Internet Detectives)

Yuukichan: "Run. Run. Run."
Greth: "I laugh at you. Ha. xd."
Yuukichan: "you are ridiculous ( ͒˃̩̩⌂˂̩̩ ͒)"
Greth: "Those words affected me so badly and I qualify them as bullying."
Tyler: "Boohoo hooboo."
Yuukichan: "GOD damn it, WHY are SHIT COMING ON your BOOT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Tyler: "III haha boohoo hooboo"
Greth: "I'm going to apologize about laughing."
Yuukichan: "Accepted."
Tyler: "Boohoo hoo, hoo, boo boo. That is what I think about when I hear carrots eaten." -crunch-
Yuukichan: "carrots are vegetablos."
Tyler: "AHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH yes crunchy mmm dunchy boohoo hooboo boohoo boohoo boo"
Yuukichan: "lol ok- ok, it's time to eat dikc now that there is no cock left. the cock chat cock."
Tyler: "boohoo hooboo hoo boo hoo."
Greth: "mmmmmmm spicy cock mmmmmmm delicious, no? ok, no. ok, no. ok, negative- affermative, after- after offered- ok, to someoe who is cock 9."
Hope: "cock mine. dick bottom poopy dickky fart. amazin balls, dude. Ok. Wololo lololo."

Summary

  • Yuukichan and Greth have a small argument, but the quickly apologize to one another.
  • Strangely, Tyler seems to manifest and partake in this discussion, despite having already left for the "Event Horizon Arc". This, combined with his strange behavior, implies that this Tyler is a fake.
  • Yuukichan seems to become more and more lewd as the conversation progresses.

May 28th, 2021

  • At BDSM, Wendy's Dick Nuggets are scrumptious! -drooling over-

May 31st, 2021

  • At Afarx's house, which is the biggest iconical fuckfest festival ever, so get ready for a for-wild ride of forestal and parks and- we coc ourselves ableless to flex? Epic. Nice. Dislike. Ok. you are surely homosexual. Tramp U U - twice the bitch. Hello, hi. Hey, sup? Wassup, listen, alright? So, check this out: -dies in a horrific accident- Resurge.

June 2nd 2021

  • At the Spire, we found the biggest secret ever: Our mom. True? Yes. Your dad and my uncle and our grandma enjoy the irony. Israel = Is in rael? Or... in three rael? Also, begun has begun has the clone about begun improves. Gorillaz Z? Mid. Bottom, you know, Sussus should die painfully if gay... Discovers he that.... Did anyone see my penis? Of course- course, not even one is I.
  • At object location, players found "Ocarina of Ass: Legend" being played around by II, AKA Tylor, AKA 2lor, AKA Beeg Harbinger, AKA Mega I Smega, ok? ok.
  • At when? I don't care, but is time to- to fuck, to- to fuck, okay? Currently playing and praying and spraying for Natsuki-bot. I don't love that I'm actually a penis. Actually, I'm really just bad touch. Jack Cactus is my Travis Scott wannabe wolf-boy OC. C-c-combo rambo? Weirdo.
  • At world's time, players did the unthinkable, they tickle my pickle. Yes. Touching. Cock.. Ah, yes- Uuuh, oh, ok. Weird, but welcome.

Summary

NOTICE: This section simply contains a short summary of "The Mugen Arc". For a more in-depth coverage of this arc, please watch Ryan Geever's 12 part YouTube series.

All was well in the world of the Internet Detectives, until one day, when several "hot men" sent Mugen Kagemaru's dick pics to the FAAAAK Foundation (Fucking Awesome Almost Amazing As Anthony's Kimono). This infuriated Mugen, resulted in him transforming into a malicious warmonger hellbent on destroying the world. Mugen started off his plan by teaming up with Doug and enacting a ritual to summon Rosa and Jeremy by partaking in gay sex. The player Anal Sex Fire confirmed that this ritual was a success, though Rosa and Jeremy's roles in Mugen's plan are still unknown...

Meanwhile, an entity from the Paralellos named Fiftyfive Douglas managed to escape the Parallelos and approach Tyler's house by utilizing various Detour Signs. This resulted in Tyler uploading several more videos to Silentdork - some of which showcasing various gay interactions between Kevin and Jordi Wild. The players were becoming concerned. Fearing for Tyler's safety, they hatched a plan to cripple Mugen's maneuverability. The player Jos managed to arouse Doug by eating Hank's "D", which resulted in Doug penetrating the Moon. This resulted in a large chunk of the moon falling and crushing Mugen's Shardis, trapping him in this place and time.

The Lunar Children attempted to take advantage of this chaos by kidnapping Tyler, Yuukichan, and Greth. However, they became distracted and stopped once Patrem uploaded Bloodmoonritualpt2.mp4, which featured the death of Gandhi. Fearing Tyler's safety, Pako booked a trip to America. He died, however. Outraged at this international catastrophe, the group known as the Three Amigos Raid attacked the UN. Sadly, Tyler died during the fallout. Fortunately, God (Beerd Beekman) was so outraged at this turn of events, he brought Tyler back to life.

Mugen's power and hatred continued growing. In retaliation for destroying his Shardis, Mugen corrupted the Moon itself, possibly through some sort of Aggregation involving an AU Mugen in which he is the Moon. The Moon transformed into a large, anime version of Mugen and crashed into Jos. Strangely, after this event, the Moon version of Mugen (dubbed "Moongen" by the players) awoke in a strange dream realm. Here, he attempted to pursue a relationship with what appeared to be Yuukichan. However, it was quickly revealed that Yuukichan was actually an Aggregated Jos. This seems to imply that Moongen crashing into Jos resulted in the two of them being transported to some strange realm.

After the reveal of this strange, other realm, the players underwent some sort of metamorphosis where their mental capacities were severely hindered. For many months, the Internet Detectives were unable to control themselves from saying the word "cock" constantly. It seems that the revelation that this strange, other realm exists is a "Infohazard" of sorts. However, this infliction is only temporary. Once the Internet Detectives returned to normal, they threw BEN into a trash compactor, completely destroying him. They wondered why they didn't just do this from the beginning.

While the threat of BEN was now gone, Mugen was still plotting in the distance. The players regrouped with various characters and had a large discussion. During this conversation, Yuukichan made the shocking reveal that she is responsible for the attack on the World Trade Center on September 11th, 2001. This took many players by surprise, however, since it was already proven that Alex Hall is the mastermind behind 9/11. Many players believe Yuukichan's claim was a lie to protect Jadusable, though the reasoning behind this is still unknown. Several days later, Tyler seems to meet various AU Tyler's - one of which appears to be an evil incarnation of himself that has sold out the players, giving their information to Mugen so that he may kill them. Tyler leaves the players with a cryptic message, claiming they have to find the "Bussy Suitcase". It's believed that the Bussy Suitcase may contain the secret to defeating Mugen forever. Not long after this, it was revealed that the plan to find the Bussy Suitcase was actually hatched by III, who is revealed to be Sheepdog.

On April 23rd, 2021, Tyler uploaded a video featuring Regiminis attacking Luke. While Luke was bleeding out, he begged Jeremy for help. However, Jeremy only laughed. This seems to imply that Jeremy is indeed working alongside Mugen after being summoned by him via the gay sex ceremony. At this point in time, however, it is unknown if Regiminis is also working alongside him.

Later on, players discovered a secret page on Johnisdead.com where they could chat with Mugen. Here, Mugen and BUP got into an argument. In order to power up to defeat BUP, Mugen sacrificed himself and underwent a transformation known as "Cringe Aggregation". While this Aggregation of Mugen seemed incredibly powerful, the players were informed that they still had a chance - they were to recover the Salami Slamini - a mythical weapon capable of destroying Mugens. Then, the players would be tasked with restoring the Shardis so that they could travel through time and defeat The Four Mugens of the Legend.

Before the players could embark on their quest, however, they received terrible news - Tyler had been assassinated by Mugen, who fed him a poisoned nuggie. This resulted in Tyler entering through the Rubicon Gate and entering into the Parallelos - likely the same strange realm Jos and Moongen entered into long ago.

Filled the the thirst for revenge, players now attempt to uncover the Salami Slamini and fix the Shardis so that they might take down The Four Mugens of the Legends so that they may have a chance in defeating this horrific Cringe Aggregated Mugen. Meanwhile, Tyler searches for the Bussy Suitcase in this new, strange realm, hoping to unlock its secrets...


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