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| − | <option>On Chrismas Eve</option | + | <option>On Chrismas Eve</option> |
<option>On Undecim Nocte</option> | <option>On Undecim Nocte</option> | ||
<option>On this very day</option> | <option>On this very day</option> | ||
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</choose> Arc</b> began. | </choose> Arc</b> began. | ||
| − | First, <choose> | + | First, <b><choose> |
<option>John</option> | <option>John</option> | ||
<option>Tyler</option> | <option>Tyler</option> | ||
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<option>Nocta</option> | <option>Nocta</option> | ||
<option>Luna</option> | <option>Luna</option> | ||
| − | </choose> <choose> | + | </choose></b> <choose> |
<option>ate</option> | <option>ate</option> | ||
<option>killed</option> | <option>killed</option> | ||
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<option>aggregated to</option> | <option>aggregated to</option> | ||
<option>married</option> | <option>married</option> | ||
| − | <option> | + | <option>(CENSORED)</option> |
<option>obliterated</option> | <option>obliterated</option> | ||
<option>cranked</option> | <option>cranked</option> | ||
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<option>confirmed the canonicity of</option> | <option>confirmed the canonicity of</option> | ||
<option>discovered that they were the bastard lovechild of</option> | <option>discovered that they were the bastard lovechild of</option> | ||
| − | </choose> <choose> | + | </choose> <b><choose> |
<option>the Lunar Children</option> | <option>the Lunar Children</option> | ||
<option>The Internet Detectives</option> | <option>The Internet Detectives</option> | ||
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<option>Nocta</option> | <option>Nocta</option> | ||
<option>Luna</option> | <option>Luna</option> | ||
| − | </choose>. This <choose> | + | </choose></b>. This <choose> |
<option>left the nation in a state of absolute turmoil.</option> | <option>left the nation in a state of absolute turmoil.</option> | ||
<option>came as a shock to no one.</option> | <option>came as a shock to no one.</option> | ||
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</choose> | </choose> | ||
| − | A few days later, <choose> | + | A few days later, <b><choose> |
<option>John</option> | <option>John</option> | ||
<option>Tyler</option> | <option>Tyler</option> | ||
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<option>Nocta</option> | <option>Nocta</option> | ||
<option>Luna</option> | <option>Luna</option> | ||
| − | </choose> <choose> | + | </choose></b> <choose> |
<option>ate</option> | <option>ate</option> | ||
<option>killed</option> | <option>killed</option> | ||
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<option>aggregated to</option> | <option>aggregated to</option> | ||
<option>married</option> | <option>married</option> | ||
| − | <option> | + | <option>(CENSORED)</option> |
<option>obliterated</option> | <option>obliterated</option> | ||
<option>cranked</option> | <option>cranked</option> | ||
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<option>confirmed the canonicity of</option> | <option>confirmed the canonicity of</option> | ||
<option>discovered that they were the bastard lovechild of</option> | <option>discovered that they were the bastard lovechild of</option> | ||
| − | </choose> <choose> | + | </choose> <b><choose> |
<option>the Lunar Children</option> | <option>the Lunar Children</option> | ||
<option>The Internet Detectives</option> | <option>The Internet Detectives</option> | ||
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<option>Nocta</option> | <option>Nocta</option> | ||
<option>Luna</option> | <option>Luna</option> | ||
| − | </choose>. This was considered <choose> | + | </choose></b>. This was considered <choose> |
<option>the first true act of heroism in the Within Hubris community</option> | <option>the first true act of heroism in the Within Hubris community</option> | ||
<option>to be an honest to god mercy to all those involved</option> | <option>to be an honest to god mercy to all those involved</option> | ||
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<option>unmarketable on many levels</option> | <option>unmarketable on many levels</option> | ||
<option>offensive to several minority groups</option> | <option>offensive to several minority groups</option> | ||
| − | </choose> and the whole event was | + | </choose> and the whole event was <choose> |
<option>ignored.</option> | <option>ignored.</option> | ||
<option>celebrated.</option> | <option>celebrated.</option> | ||
Latest revision as of 18:55, 20 September 2024
On November 23rd in 2024, the Squishy Stare Arc began.
First, Slinky defeated Ryucocky. This got them all doxed on the dark web. Everyone thought that this was epic and they wouldn't shut the fuck up about it.
A few days later, NotAHoax cranked The Producer. This was considered career suicide and the whole event was swept under the rug.
