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− | <option>On Chrismas Eve</option | + | <option>On Chrismas Eve</option> |
<option>On Undecim Nocte</option> | <option>On Undecim Nocte</option> | ||
<option>On this very day</option> | <option>On this very day</option> | ||
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</choose> Arc</b> began. | </choose> Arc</b> began. | ||
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<option>Tyler</option> | <option>Tyler</option> | ||
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<option>ate</option> | <option>ate</option> | ||
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<option>married</option> | <option>married</option> | ||
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<option>obliterated</option> | <option>obliterated</option> | ||
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<option>confirmed the canonicity of</option> | <option>confirmed the canonicity of</option> | ||
<option>discovered that they were the bastard lovechild of</option> | <option>discovered that they were the bastard lovechild of</option> | ||
− | </choose> <choose> | + | </choose> <b><choose> |
<option>the Lunar Children</option> | <option>the Lunar Children</option> | ||
<option>The Internet Detectives</option> | <option>The Internet Detectives</option> | ||
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<option>Nocta</option> | <option>Nocta</option> | ||
<option>Luna</option> | <option>Luna</option> | ||
− | </choose>. This <choose> | + | </choose></b>. This <choose> |
<option>left the nation in a state of absolute turmoil.</option> | <option>left the nation in a state of absolute turmoil.</option> | ||
<option>came as a shock to no one.</option> | <option>came as a shock to no one.</option> | ||
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<option>wouldn't shut the fuck up about it.</option> | <option>wouldn't shut the fuck up about it.</option> | ||
<option>updated the timeline accordingly.</option> | <option>updated the timeline accordingly.</option> | ||
+ | </choose> | ||
− | A few days later, <choose> | + | A few days later, <b><choose> |
<option>John</option> | <option>John</option> | ||
<option>Tyler</option> | <option>Tyler</option> | ||
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<option>Nocta</option> | <option>Nocta</option> | ||
<option>Luna</option> | <option>Luna</option> | ||
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<option>ate</option> | <option>ate</option> | ||
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<option>aggregated to</option> | <option>aggregated to</option> | ||
<option>married</option> | <option>married</option> | ||
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<option>obliterated</option> | <option>obliterated</option> | ||
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<option>discovered that they were the bastard lovechild of</option> | <option>discovered that they were the bastard lovechild of</option> | ||
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<option>the Lunar Children</option> | <option>the Lunar Children</option> | ||
<option>The Internet Detectives</option> | <option>The Internet Detectives</option> | ||
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<option>Nocta</option> | <option>Nocta</option> | ||
<option>Luna</option> | <option>Luna</option> | ||
− | </choose>. | + | </choose></b>. This was considered <choose> |
+ | <option>the first true act of heroism in the Within Hubris community</option> | ||
+ | <option>to be an honest to god mercy to all those involved</option> | ||
+ | <option>really massively fucking homosexual</option> | ||
+ | <option>illegal in several countries</option> | ||
+ | <option>"<span style="font-style:italic;">freaking epic</span>"</option> | ||
+ | <option>pretty alright</option> | ||
+ | <option>career suicide</option> | ||
+ | <option>unmarketable on many levels</option> | ||
+ | <option>offensive to several minority groups</option> | ||
+ | </choose> and the whole event was <choose> | ||
+ | <option>ignored.</option> | ||
+ | <option>celebrated.</option> | ||
+ | <option>swept under the rug.</option> | ||
+ | <option>memory holed.</option> | ||
+ | <option>memed about.</option> | ||
+ | <option>made into an ARG.</option> | ||
+ | </choose> |
Latest revision as of 18:55, 20 September 2024
On New Year's Eve in 2018, the Sigma Wild Arc began.
First, Mat obliterated Jeff. This went down as the coolest thing in Within Hubris history. Everyone thought that this was pretty understandable and they recorded the whole thing.
A few days later, Dense sought out the guidance of The person reading this. This was considered illegal in several countries and the whole event was celebrated.