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<choose>
 
<choose>
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<option>On Chrismas Eve</option>
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<option>On Undecim Nocte</option>
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<option>On this very day</option>
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<option>On April 23rd</option>
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<option>On New Year's Eve</option>
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<option>On November 23rd</option>
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<option>On March 24th</option>
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<option>I forgot the date, but at some point</option>
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</choose> in <choose>
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<option>2024</option>
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<option>2023</option>
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<option>2022</option>
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<option>2021</option>
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<option>2020</option>
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<option>2019</option>
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<option>2018</option>
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<option>2017</option>
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<option>2016</option>
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<option>2015</option>
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<option>2012</option>
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<option>2011</option>
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<option>2002</option>
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<option>1999</option>
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<option>1990</option>
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<option>the 90s</option>
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<option>the 80s</option>
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<option>in the future</option>
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</choose>, the <b><choose>
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<option>Giga</option>
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<option>Final</option>
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<option>Squishy</option>
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<option>Smeely</option>
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<option>Lunar</option>
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<option>Moon</option>
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<option>Orbital</option>
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<option>Russian</option>
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<option>Sigma</option>
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<option>Skibidi</option>
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<option>Josomos</option>
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<option>Internet</option>
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<option>Jordi</option>
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<option>Mugen</option>
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</choose> <choose>
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<option>Moon</option>
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<option>Fascio</option>
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<option>Kagemaru</option>
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<option>Children</option>
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<option>Wild</option>
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<option>Detectives</option>
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<option>Stare</option>
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<option>Balls</option>
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<option>Truth</option>
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</choose> Arc</b> began.
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First, <b><choose>
 
<option>John</option>
 
<option>John</option>
 
<option>Tyler</option>
 
<option>Tyler</option>
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<option>Nocta</option>
 
<option>Nocta</option>
 
<option>Luna</option>
 
<option>Luna</option>
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</choose> <choose>
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</choose></b> <choose>
 
<option>ate</option>
 
<option>ate</option>
 
<option>killed</option>
 
<option>killed</option>
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<option>aggregated to</option>
 
<option>aggregated to</option>
 
<option>married</option>
 
<option>married</option>
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<option><nowiki><span style="font-family:Monospace;">[CENSORED]</span></nowiki></option>
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<option>(CENSORED)</option>
 
<option>obliterated</option>
 
<option>obliterated</option>
 
<option>cranked</option>
 
<option>cranked</option>
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<option>confirmed the canonicity of</option>
 
<option>confirmed the canonicity of</option>
 
<option>discovered that they were the bastard lovechild of</option>
 
<option>discovered that they were the bastard lovechild of</option>
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</choose> <choose>
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</choose> <b><choose>
 
<option>the Lunar Children</option>
 
<option>the Lunar Children</option>
 
<option>The Internet Detectives</option>
 
<option>The Internet Detectives</option>
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<option>Nocta</option>
 
<option>Nocta</option>
 
<option>Luna</option>
 
<option>Luna</option>
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</choose>.
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</choose></b>. This <choose>
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<option>left the nation in a state of absolute turmoil.</option>
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<option>came as a shock to no one.</option>
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<option>was to be expected.</option>
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<option>went down as the coolest thing in Within Hubris history.</option>
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<option>led to events too abhorrent to catalogue in the wiki.</option>
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<option>was all caught on video and uploaded to <b>Silentdork</b>.</option>
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<option>attracted hordes of Spanish fans.</option>
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<option>got them all doxed on the dark web.</option>
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<option>was later made into an unfunny meme.</option>
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</choose> Everyone thought that this was <choose>
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<option>pretty fuckin' gay</option>
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<option>alright</option>
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<option>expected</option>
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<option>par for the course</option>
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<option>magnificent</option>
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<option>beautiful</option>
 +
<option>cool</option>
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<option>quite unorthodox</option>
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<option>cringy</option>
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<option>epic</option>
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<option>pretty understandable</option>
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<option>new and exciting</option>
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<option>the purest example of heterosexuality</option>
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<option>cancel-worthy</option>
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</choose> and they <choose>
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<option>proceeded to follow suit.</option>
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<option>made fanart of the event.</option>
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<option>adjusted their Johnisdead ships accordingly.</option>
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<option>took legal action immediately.</option>
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<option>decided to seek professional help.</option>
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<option>initiated <b style="color:red;">THE ORGY</b>.</option>
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<option>recorded the whole thing.</option>
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<option>wouldn't shut the fuck up about it.</option>
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<option>updated the timeline accordingly.</option>
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</choose>
  
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Then, <choose>
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A few days later, <b><choose>
 
<option>John</option>
 
<option>John</option>
 
<option>Tyler</option>
 
<option>Tyler</option>
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<option>Erika</option>
 
<option>Erika</option>
 
<option>Edwin</option>
 
<option>Edwin</option>
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</choose> <choose>
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<option>Alex Hall</option>
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<option>Ryucocky</option>
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<option>The person reading this</option>
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<option>The Producer</option>
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<option>Jeff</option>
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<option>Dense</option>
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<option>Slinky</option>
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<option>Moonman</option>
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<option>Yuukichan</option>
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<option>NotAHoax</option>
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<option>CircleHunter</option>
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<option>Nocta</option>
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<option>Luna</option>
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</choose></b> <choose>
 
<option>ate</option>
 
<option>ate</option>
 
<option>killed</option>
 
<option>killed</option>
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<option>found</option>
 
 
<option>defeated</option>
 
<option>defeated</option>
 
<option>aggregated to</option>
 
<option>aggregated to</option>
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</choose> <choose>
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<option>married</option>
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<option>a whole pizza</option>
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<option>(CENSORED)</option>
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<option>obliterated</option>
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<option>cranked</option>
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<option>went on a date with</option>
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<option>fantasized about</option>
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<option>made a smut fic about</option>
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<option>started a polycule with</option>
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<option>moved in with</option>
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<option>deeply pondered the concept of</option>
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<option>created</option>
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<option>used arcane magic to manifest</option>
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<option>literally fucking shitted on</option>
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<option>sought out the guidance of</option>
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<option>played Roblox with</option>
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<option>robbed</option>
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<option>started a let's play channel with</option>
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<option>committed several acts of terrorism with</option>
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<option>confirmed the canonicity of</option>
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<option>discovered that they were the bastard lovechild of</option>
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</choose> <b><choose>
 
<option>the Lunar Children</option>
 
<option>the Lunar Children</option>
 
<option>The Internet Detectives</option>
 
<option>The Internet Detectives</option>
 
<option>Within Hubris</option>
 
<option>Within Hubris</option>
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<option>their ass</option>
 
 
<option>John</option>
 
<option>John</option>
 
<option>Tyler</option>
 
<option>Tyler</option>
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<option>Erika</option>
 
<option>Erika</option>
 
<option>Edwin</option>
 
<option>Edwin</option>
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</choose>.
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<option>Alex Hall</option>
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<option>Ryucocky</option>
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After that, <choose>
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<option>The person reading this</option>
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<option>John</option>
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<option>The Producer</option>
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<option>Tyler</option>
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<option>Jeff</option>
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<option>Patrem</option>
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<option>Dense</option>
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<option>Fascio</option>
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<option>Slinky</option>
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<option>Xenquility</option>
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<option>Moonman</option>
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<option>Chalcol</option>
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<option>Yuukichan</option>
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<option>Pako</option>
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<option>NotAHoax</option>
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<option>Laches</option>
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<option>CircleHunter</option>
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<option>Wolfcat</option>
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<option>Nocta</option>
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<option>Mugen</option>
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<option>Luna</option>
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<option>Mat</option>
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</choose></b>. This was considered <choose>
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<option>Greth</option>
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<option>the first true act of heroism in the Within Hubris community</option>
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<option>Erika</option>
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<option>to be an honest to god mercy to all those involved</option>
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<option>Edwin</option>
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<option>really massively fucking homosexual</option>
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</choose> <choose>
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<option>illegal in several countries</option>
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<option>ate</option>
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<option>"<span style="font-style:italic;">freaking epic</span>"</option>
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<option>killed</option>
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<option>pretty alright</option>
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<option>found</option>
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<option>career suicide</option>
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<option>defeated</option>
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<option>unmarketable on many levels</option>
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<option>aggregated to</option>
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<option>offensive to several minority groups</option>
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</choose> <choose>
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</choose> and the whole event was <choose>
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<option>a whole pizza</option>
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<option>ignored.</option>
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<option>the Lunar Children</option>
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<option>celebrated.</option>
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<option>The Internet Detectives</option>
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<option>swept under the rug.</option>
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<option>Within Hubris</option>
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<option>memory holed.</option>
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<option>their ass</option>
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<option>memed about.</option>
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<option>John</option>
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<option>made into an ARG.</option>
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<option>Tyler</option>
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</choose>
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<option>Patrem</option>
 
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<option>Fascio</option>
 
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<option>Xenquility</option>
 
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<option>Chalcol</option>
 
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<option>Pako</option>
 
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<option>Laches</option>
 
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<option>Wolfcat</option>
 
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<option>Mugen</option>
 
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<option>Mat</option>
 
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<option>Greth</option>
 
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<option>Erika</option>
 
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<option>Edwin</option>
 
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</choose>.
 

Latest revision as of 18:55, 20 September 2024

On November 23rd in 2024, the Squishy Stare Arc began.

First, Slinky defeated Ryucocky. This got them all doxed on the dark web. Everyone thought that this was epic and they wouldn't shut the fuck up about it.

A few days later, NotAHoax cranked The Producer. This was considered career suicide and the whole event was swept under the rug.

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