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| − | <option>On Chrismas Eve</option | + | <option>On Chrismas Eve</option> |
<option>On Undecim Nocte</option> | <option>On Undecim Nocte</option> | ||
<option>On this very day</option> | <option>On this very day</option> | ||
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<option>the 80s</option> | <option>the 80s</option> | ||
<option>in the future</option> | <option>in the future</option> | ||
| − | </choose>, | + | </choose>, the <b><choose> |
<option>Giga</option> | <option>Giga</option> | ||
<option>Final</option> | <option>Final</option> | ||
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<option>Balls</option> | <option>Balls</option> | ||
<option>Truth</option> | <option>Truth</option> | ||
| − | </choose> Arc began. | + | </choose> Arc</b> began. |
| − | First, <choose> | + | First, <b><choose> |
<option>John</option> | <option>John</option> | ||
<option>Tyler</option> | <option>Tyler</option> | ||
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<option>Nocta</option> | <option>Nocta</option> | ||
<option>Luna</option> | <option>Luna</option> | ||
| − | </choose> <choose> | + | </choose></b> <choose> |
<option>ate</option> | <option>ate</option> | ||
<option>killed</option> | <option>killed</option> | ||
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<option>aggregated to</option> | <option>aggregated to</option> | ||
<option>married</option> | <option>married</option> | ||
| − | <option> | + | <option>(CENSORED)</option> |
<option>obliterated</option> | <option>obliterated</option> | ||
<option>cranked</option> | <option>cranked</option> | ||
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<option>confirmed the canonicity of</option> | <option>confirmed the canonicity of</option> | ||
<option>discovered that they were the bastard lovechild of</option> | <option>discovered that they were the bastard lovechild of</option> | ||
| − | </choose> <choose> | + | </choose> <b><choose> |
<option>the Lunar Children</option> | <option>the Lunar Children</option> | ||
<option>The Internet Detectives</option> | <option>The Internet Detectives</option> | ||
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<option>Nocta</option> | <option>Nocta</option> | ||
<option>Luna</option> | <option>Luna</option> | ||
| − | </choose>. | + | </choose></b>. This <choose> |
| + | <option>left the nation in a state of absolute turmoil.</option> | ||
| + | <option>came as a shock to no one.</option> | ||
| + | <option>was to be expected.</option> | ||
| + | <option>went down as the coolest thing in Within Hubris history.</option> | ||
| + | <option>led to events too abhorrent to catalogue in the wiki.</option> | ||
| + | <option>was all caught on video and uploaded to <b>Silentdork</b>.</option> | ||
| + | <option>attracted hordes of Spanish fans.</option> | ||
| + | <option>got them all doxed on the dark web.</option> | ||
| + | <option>was later made into an unfunny meme.</option> | ||
| + | </choose> Everyone thought that this was <choose> | ||
| + | <option>pretty fuckin' gay</option> | ||
| + | <option>alright</option> | ||
| + | <option>expected</option> | ||
| + | <option>par for the course</option> | ||
| + | <option>magnificent</option> | ||
| + | <option>beautiful</option> | ||
| + | <option>cool</option> | ||
| + | <option>quite unorthodox</option> | ||
| + | <option>cringy</option> | ||
| + | <option>epic</option> | ||
| + | <option>pretty understandable</option> | ||
| + | <option>new and exciting</option> | ||
| + | <option>the purest example of heterosexuality</option> | ||
| + | <option>cancel-worthy</option> | ||
| + | </choose> and they <choose> | ||
| + | <option>proceeded to follow suit.</option> | ||
| + | <option>made fanart of the event.</option> | ||
| + | <option>adjusted their Johnisdead ships accordingly.</option> | ||
| + | <option>took legal action immediately.</option> | ||
| + | <option>decided to seek professional help.</option> | ||
| + | <option>initiated <b style="color:red;">THE ORGY</b>.</option> | ||
| + | <option>recorded the whole thing.</option> | ||
| + | <option>wouldn't shut the fuck up about it.</option> | ||
| + | <option>updated the timeline accordingly.</option> | ||
| + | </choose> | ||
| − | + | A few days later, <b><choose> | |
<option>John</option> | <option>John</option> | ||
<option>Tyler</option> | <option>Tyler</option> | ||
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<option>Erika</option> | <option>Erika</option> | ||
<option>Edwin</option> | <option>Edwin</option> | ||
| − | </choose> <choose> | + | <option>Alex Hall</option> |
| + | <option>Ryucocky</option> | ||
| + | <option>The person reading this</option> | ||
| + | <option>The Producer</option> | ||
| + | <option>Jeff</option> | ||
| + | <option>Dense</option> | ||
| + | <option>Slinky</option> | ||
| + | <option>Moonman</option> | ||
| + | <option>Yuukichan</option> | ||
| + | <option>NotAHoax</option> | ||
| + | <option>CircleHunter</option> | ||
| + | <option>Nocta</option> | ||
| + | <option>Luna</option> | ||
| + | </choose></b> <choose> | ||
<option>ate</option> | <option>ate</option> | ||
<option>killed</option> | <option>killed</option> | ||
| − | |||
<option>defeated</option> | <option>defeated</option> | ||
<option>aggregated to</option> | <option>aggregated to</option> | ||
| − | </ | + | <option>married</option> |
| − | <option>a | + | <option>(CENSORED)</option> |
| + | <option>obliterated</option> | ||
| + | <option>cranked</option> | ||
| + | <option>went on a date with</option> | ||
| + | <option>fantasized about</option> | ||
| + | <option>made a smut fic about</option> | ||
| + | <option>started a polycule with</option> | ||
| + | <option>moved in with</option> | ||
| + | <option>deeply pondered the concept of</option> | ||
| + | <option>created</option> | ||
| + | <option>used arcane magic to manifest</option> | ||
| + | <option>literally fucking shitted on</option> | ||
| + | <option>sought out the guidance of</option> | ||
| + | <option>played Roblox with</option> | ||
| + | <option>robbed</option> | ||
| + | <option>started a let's play channel with</option> | ||
| + | <option>committed several acts of terrorism with</option> | ||
| + | <option>confirmed the canonicity of</option> | ||
| + | <option>discovered that they were the bastard lovechild of</option> | ||
| + | </choose> <b><choose> | ||
<option>the Lunar Children</option> | <option>the Lunar Children</option> | ||
<option>The Internet Detectives</option> | <option>The Internet Detectives</option> | ||
<option>Within Hubris</option> | <option>Within Hubris</option> | ||
| − | |||
<option>John</option> | <option>John</option> | ||
<option>Tyler</option> | <option>Tyler</option> | ||
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<option>Erika</option> | <option>Erika</option> | ||
<option>Edwin</option> | <option>Edwin</option> | ||
| − | + | <option>Alex Hall</option> | |
| − | + | <option>Ryucocky</option> | |
| − | + | <option>The person reading this</option> | |
| − | <option> | + | <option>The Producer</option> |
| − | <option> | + | <option>Jeff</option> |
| − | <option> | + | <option>Dense</option> |
| − | <option> | + | <option>Slinky</option> |
| − | <option> | + | <option>Moonman</option> |
| − | <option> | + | <option>Yuukichan</option> |
| − | <option> | + | <option>NotAHoax</option> |
| − | <option> | + | <option>CircleHunter</option> |
| − | <option> | + | <option>Nocta</option> |
| − | <option> | + | <option>Luna</option> |
| − | <option> | + | </choose></b>. This was considered <choose> |
| − | <option> | + | <option>the first true act of heroism in the Within Hubris community</option> |
| − | <option> | + | <option>to be an honest to god mercy to all those involved</option> |
| − | + | <option>really massively fucking homosexual</option> | |
| − | </ | + | <option>illegal in several countries</option> |
| − | <option> | + | <option>"<span style="font-style:italic;">freaking epic</span>"</option> |
| − | <option> | + | <option>pretty alright</option> |
| − | + | <option>career suicide</option> | |
| − | + | <option>unmarketable on many levels</option> | |
| − | + | <option>offensive to several minority groups</option> | |
| − | + | </choose> and the whole event was <choose> | |
| − | + | <option>ignored.</option> | |
| − | <option> | + | <option>celebrated.</option> |
| − | <option> | + | <option>swept under the rug.</option> |
| − | <option> | + | <option>memory holed.</option> |
| − | + | <option>memed about.</option> | |
| − | + | <option>made into an ARG.</option> | |
| − | <option> | + | </choose> |
| − | <option> | ||
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| − | </choose> | ||
Latest revision as of 18:55, 20 September 2024
On April 23rd in 2015, the Giga Detectives Arc began.
First, Jeff moved in with Slinky. This left the nation in a state of absolute turmoil. Everyone thought that this was beautiful and they updated the timeline accordingly.
A few days later, Fascio started a let's play channel with The person reading this. This was considered to be an honest to god mercy to all those involved and the whole event was swept under the rug.
