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|title = Fun night with john and kevin
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|location = [[Silentdork]]
|date = 5/21/15
|runtime = 7:57
|type = Canon upload
|prevvid = [[Jacob (Video)|Jacob]]
|nextvid = [[Fun night with john and kevin 2]]
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<p><b>Fun night with john and kevin</b> is a canon video from the [[Johnisdead Arc]]. This video contains footage of [[Tyler]] and his friends [[John]] and [[Kevin]] attempting to summon various monsters and demons through phony creepypasta rituals from the internet.</p>

<h2>Details</h2>
<p>First Iteration - 5/21/15</p>
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<p>I think this was back in 2010, a little after jacob went missing actually. I remember me kev and john had a big argument about magic and shit that night. Kevin always had these vague beliefs he would never elaborate on and john was always strictly atheist. I guess I was always in the middle on everything so I guess that's what held us together.</p>
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<h2>Video</h2>

<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DjYWDieK8U</youtube>

<h2>Transcript</h2>

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Fun night with john and kevin
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<span class="vip">Tyler: "Are you recording?"</span>
<span class="vip2">John: "Yes"</span>
<span class="vip">Tyler: "(Let's) do this."</span>
<span class="vip2">John: "Okay."</span>

The footage looks very corrupted and glitchy. The camera focuses in a dark bathroom.

<span class="vip">Tyler: "The room isn't locked - you're cheating."</span>
<span class="vip2">John: "It's not locked? I thought I locked it. Hold on, let me start over."</span>
<span class="vip">Tyler: (Laughs)</span>

They step back into the hallway for a moment.

<span class="vip2">John: "Say it again?"</span>
<span class="vip">Tyler: "Is it locked?"</span>
<span class="vip2">John: "...Say it."</span>
<span class="vip">Tyler: "...Is it recording?"</span>
<span class="vip2">John: "Yes it is."</span>
Both: (Laugh)

They step back into the dark bathroom and spark a lighter in front of the mirror.

<span class="vip2">John: "Alright..."</span>

John is now pointing the camera at his reflection in the mirror.

<span class="vip2">John: "Bloody Mary... Bloody Mary... Bloody Mary..."</span>

Kevin makes a strange, faint sound and John laughs.

<span class="vip">Tyler: "...Well, Kevin, looks like he's dead."</span>
<span class="vip3">Kevin: "I think you're right, Tyler."</span>
<span class="vip2">John: "Feels so normal."</span>

The video cuts to Tyler brushing his hair in a bathroom.

<span class="vip">Tyler: "Are you actually filming me?"</span>
<span class="vip3">Kevin: "Why do you even wanna comb your hair?"</span>
<span class="vip">Tyler: "Getting- Getting ready, for, uh..."</span>
<span class="vip3">Kevin: "Do you want the Candyman to, like, rape you in the ass?"</span>
<span class="vip">Tyler: "I want the Candyman to think I look good whenever he shows up."</span>
<span class="vip3">Kevin: "Instead of killing you he's going to be like, 'You look good! I'm not going to kill you today,'"</span>
<span class="vip">Tyler: "Um, hyper-realistic Bloody Mary didn't show up so uh..."</span>
<span class="vip3">Kevin: "Well, she went-"</span>

Kevin imitates the noise he made earlier and they laugh.

<span class="vip3">Kevin: "Did you hear that in John's video?"</span>
<span class="vip">Tyler: "No."</span>
<span class="vip3">Kevin: "She went-"</span>

When Kevin imitates the noise this time, the video and audio corrupts. The video cuts back to Tyler standing in the bathroom again, taping himself through the mirror with his phone.

<span class="vip3">Kevin: "You're supposed to lock the door."</span>
<span class="vip">Tyler: "I will."</span>

Tyler locks the door and tests the handle.

<span class="vip">Tyler: "...Okay."</span>
<span class="vip3">Kevin: "Now just shut off the light, too."</span>

Tyler turns off the lights in the bathroom.

<span class="vip">Tyler: "Okay... Candyman, right?"</span>
<span class="vip3">Kevin: "Candyman five times into the mirror."</span>
<span class="vip">Tyler: "Candyman, Candyman, Candyman.... Candyman. Candyman."</span>
<span class="vip3">Kevin: "I think you have to say it, like, not like that."</span>

Kevin begins making mock spooky noises in the background.

<span class="vip">Tyler: "Candyman, Candyman, Candyman, Candyman, Candyman."</span>
<span class="vip3">Kevin: "...You gotta (Indecipherable)"</span>

Tyler turns the lights on and opens the door to the hallway where Kevin is standing.

<span class="vip">Tyler: "DUN DUN-"</span>

The video corrupts before we can see Kevin.

<span class="vip3">Kevin: "Alright, looks like my turn next."</span>
<span class="vip2">John: "What happened?"</span>
<span class="vip">Tyler: (In a joking way) "I saw him..."</span>
<span class="vip2">John: "Oh no..."</span>
<span class="vip">Tyler: "...Fuck."</span>

The video cuts to John sitting on a couch with his phone while Tyler records.

<span class="vip">Tyler: "(Dra)gon magic..."</span>
<span class="vip3">Kevin: "Oh boy, oh boy..."</span>
<span class="vip">Tyler: "My buddy John and his dragon magic. Tell me about dragon magic."</span>
<span class="vip2">John: "Dragon magic?"</span>
<span class="vip">Tyler: "Tell me about dragon magic, John."</span>
<span class="vip2">John: "It's fake and gay."</span>
<span class="vip">Tyler: "That isn't what you were saying many centuries ago."</span>
<span class="vip3">Kevin: "What do you think of pony magic?"</span>
<span class="vip">Tyler: "It's okay, I was into faggot magic."</span>
<span class="vip3">Kevin: "What do you tink of pony magic, John?"</span>
<span class="vip">Tyler: "I dunno, what do you think of obscure religions you don't like to talk about, Kevin?"</span>

The video cuts to black several times, changing scenes once again. We now see Tyler recording his phone as he searches up spells online.

<span class="vip">Tyler: "A- A spell to- A spell to see spirits...? 'To see spirits, old European grimoires recommend mixing' ...(Sighs) I really don't have all this shit that it's listing here."</span>
<span class="vip3">Kevin: "What do you need?"</span>
<span class="vip">Tyler: "Um... Aloe, pepper, musk... I mean, I'm a pretty musky dude, so actually I uh... (Laughs)"</span>
<span class="vip3">Kevin: "We have musk."</span>
<span class="vip">Tyler: "I dunno Kevin, you're a pretty musky dude. (Laughs)"</span>
<span class="vip3">Kevin: "Shut up."</span>

The footage cuts to black once again. The scene changes to Tyler still holding his phone, though Kevin is now filming while Tyler reads off more spirit summoning rituals.

<span class="vip3">Kevin: "Alright, so, why are we trying to figure out which ones are real- real- real-"</span>

The video corrupts and stutters when Kevin says 'Real'.

<span class="vip">Tyler: "Um... It's part of the m(ystery)."</span>
<span class="vip3">Kevin: "I guess."</span>
<span class="vip">Tyler: "Gotta try it all. Um... You enter the bathroom as with hyper-realistic Bloody Mary... Go with a- Go with a friend as to not freak out. Oh, John?"</span>
<span class="vip2">John: "Alright? This is all shit anyway, eh..."</span>
<span class="vip">Tyler: "Kevin I- wait, oh nevermind, I was not locked out of your phone. Um... Fog up the mirror and just do whatever you want, basically... Turning on hot water is pretty effective to fog the mirror up. Write 'Baby Blue' in the fog."</span>
<span class="vip3">Kevin: (Laughs)</span>
<span class="vip">Tyler: "Then you turn off the lights, wait a few moments after a minute or two, this is... complicated and I'm gonna need to take your phone with me to remember. 'You or your friend will feel like a baby has been placed in your arms. Hold the baby-' We're gonna kick the baby."</span>
<span class="vip3">Kevin: (Laughs)</span>
<span class="vip">Tyler: "Um... '-for a while, then pass it to the next person. WATCH OUT-' All caps, 'WATCH OUT,'"</span>
<span class="vip3">Kevin: "Oh... Spooky."</span>
<span class="vip">Tyler: "'-If you drop him you will receive a scratch n-' Literally just the letter n, '-your arm,'"</span>
<span class="vip3">Kevin: "That means you can't kick the baby."</span>
<span class="vip">Tyler: "And you'll get... 'Drop him again and you'll get another scratch. Feeling clumsy? Drop him a third time and he'll shatter the mirror and stab you to death!' How is a little baby doing this? Um... There's also another version of the story in this version... 'You enter the bathroom with the lights off and you should say the phrase Blue Baby over and over for thirteen goes whilst pretending to rock a baby', and then I guess..."</span>
<span class="vip3">Kevin: "We should try both versions."</span>
<span class="vip">Tyler: "Some bitch is gonna pop out and be like 'Gimme back my baby' in all caps and then if you're still holding her baby then she'll kill you."</span>
<span class="vip3">Kevin: "Should we try-"</span>

The video cuts before Kevin and finish.

<span class="vip3">Kevin: "...Or they're both fake. One of those."</span>
<span class="vip">Tyler: "...Oh John."</span>
<span class="vip3">Kevin: "Wait, I thought we were gonna do the, uh... one by yourself first then John can do the other one."</span>
<span class="vip">Tyler: "Okay, yeah. The one by myself."</span>
<span class="vip3">Kevin: "Cause that one would actually be easier."</span>
<span class="vip2">John: "Are we- Are we actually doing this bullshit?"</span>
<span class="vip3">Kevin: "Well... Who was the one that decided to try-"</span>
<span class="vip">Tyler: "What else do we have to do tonight?"</span>
<span class="vip2">John: "...Something else?"</span>
<span class="vip">Tyler: "...Yeah, I mean aside from the stack of video games."</span>
<span class="vip3">Kevin: "I wanted to play Mario Party 7 but no one wanted-"</span>

The video cuts once again, now following Tyler from Kevin's point of view.

<span class="vip">Tyler: "I'm hip."</span>
<span class="vip3">Kevin: "So... Do you remember how to do it?"</span>
<span class="vip">Tyler: "One day..."</span>
<span class="vip3">Kevin: "...You locked that phone again, didn't you?"</span>
<span class="vip">Tyler: "No I was not locked out of your phone, I'll tell you what, though - Spooks are what's gonna become a meme, and I'm hip. I'm ahead of the times. I don't need to remember. I got the phone in hand."</span>

Tyler begins brushing his hair once again.

<span class="vip">Tyler: "I really have an OCD thing about my hair. I was really trying to not have to do this, but I just couldn't fucking take it anymore."</span>

Kevin turns the camera to John, who is watching from the hallway.

<span class="vip3">Kevin: "What do you have to say about this?"</span>
<span class="vip2">John: "Can he get the fuck out?"</span>
<span class="vip3">Kevin: "He cannot."</span>

The door to the bathroom is closed with Tyler inside, Kevin recording from the hallway.

<span class="vip3">Kevin: "Remember - You have to be pretending to rock a baby while saying the name."</span>

Tyler begins singing 'Rock A Bye Baby' from inside.

<span class="vip3">Kevin: "I don't think they said sing the song..."</span>

Tyler finishes the song by repeating the phrase 'Blue Baby'

<span class="vip3">Kevin: "Tyler, are you sure it's... just because you're not taking this for real that there's... it's probably not working?"</span>
<span class="vip">Tyler: "AH SPOOKS. ...And I was locked out of your phone. (Laughs)"</span>
<span class="vip3">Kevin: "...And you're supposed to say it... thirteen times I think? Let's see..."</span>
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